ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th August 2025

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

Producer Claud has been challenged...  Private Parts Song (Remix).  The return of Kid or Kidding.  "The Bali Curse".  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast It's our radio show But wrapped up in a neat little package Just for you It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast Watch the new season of the Guilded Age Streaming now on HBO Max Available on Neon
Starting point is 00:00:15 Go! Let's go I think I met you in a dream last one Dead Am's Brie and Clint Not sure if you guys Listen to the news before our show starts But um Brie was and she's just volunteered
Starting point is 00:00:31 because the police need more training and arresting people she's just volunteered as tribute if the police want to practice they're arresting she said do it on me I just said I'm available willing, ready I can get myself to and from a police station mainly available in the mornings
Starting point is 00:00:48 let me know willing and ready to be arrested what about the detained part are you prepared to be detained depends which cops are detaining me until they process Can I pick and choose my cops? Now, detained is more just they put you in the cell
Starting point is 00:01:03 until they do your paperwork. They don't hang out. No, I don't think there's a lot of hanging out. No, no. You get to hang out with the other detainees. Oh, I'll skip that part, I think. Just the arresting with the police officers. All right, so you're volunteering as like a live,
Starting point is 00:01:19 like how they have those CPR dolls. You're just one of those. And you'll just thrash about a bit and be like, stop it, stop it. I'm also willing to be chased. Okay. On foot mainly. Lightly tased?
Starting point is 00:01:35 I'll think about it. Okay, cool. Well, if the police minister is listening, you have our number. Ready and willing, like I said. Fun show on the way today. We have two stabs at the secret sound. That's happening. You already know that.
Starting point is 00:01:51 That's at 4 and 5 o'clock. We're standing by for the release of the hotly anticipated private parts remix. Oh, yes, guys. I'm my private box, private box, private box. These are my private box. No one should die. Our producers working on it right now. It was promised, and it will be delivered this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Uh-huh. I'm so excited as well. We're hoping to have it ready for Tomorrowland. Or at least, or at least Rhythm and Alps. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. New Year's, A. It will go off.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Except that Rhythm and Alps. for New Year's Eve, you're like, someone please touch my private parts. Anyone, anyone, I've got a tent over there. Let's get into Tradyverse Lady to start the show. We have $50 cash thanks to KFC on the line. Oh, 800 dial Z-M if you want to play. Please touch my private parts.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I am very lonely. It's cold. It's just a fever ZED. Play Z&M's Brie and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, back into it for another week of Trady versus Lady. The Trades really need to start picking up some speed.
Starting point is 00:03:13 They're on 64 wins for the year. The lady's on 71. Yeah, they really do. Our lady is calling from Carpity. She is 18, and she is a dog walker. Welcome to the show, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi.
Starting point is 00:03:26 How many dogs you're walking at once? these days, Sof? Today we just took out 11. 11. Has your dog walking business got a cool name? Like, my dog goes with a company called Hounds Like Fun, which I think is quite clever. What's the name of your dog walking business? We don't really have a name.
Starting point is 00:03:43 We just walk him. Oh, yeah. Nice. We just walk him. Not a bad name. We just walk him. Yeah, you could take that as the name. You're taking on our trading from New Plymouth.
Starting point is 00:03:52 He's 18, and he once fell off a 30 metre scaffold. Welcome to the show, Jamal. Hi, Jamal. Hello? You're right? Isn't the scaffolding there for safety reasons, like to stop you from falling off, Jamal? I know, that's what the harness is for.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Yeah, right. Yeah, that's a great point, Jamal. All right, Jamal. And he wasn't aware in that, Clint. Stupid question, Clint. Jamal, your buzz is tradie. Sophie, yours is lady. First person to give us three correct answers wins $50 cash.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Good luck. Here we go. Question number one, the Black Ferns kicked off their campaign. with a win over Spain this morning. What country is this World Cup being played in? Rugby World Cup. We'll give you a hint. It's not New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:04:40 It's not Australia. Trading? Yes, Jamal just got in. Front? No. No bad guess, though. Yes, Sophie. Spain?
Starting point is 00:04:52 Spain. Do you say Spain? Yeah. No. It's England. England is what we were looking for. No points there. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:05:01 We move on. Question number two. Hosted by Jeremy Wells and Paul Williams. What New Zealand TV series? Yes, Sophie. Taskmaster? Well done. She's on the money.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It's back on the telly tonight. 730 TVNZ2. One to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Sophie. Is it Chapel? It's Chapel?
Starting point is 00:05:28 It surely is. A friend of mine was at a festival where she played over the weekend. Very jealous. Over in the UK, obviously. Yeah, right. Two to the ladies, none to the Trades. You need this one, Jamal, to stay in the game. Question number four, New Zealand Fashion Week, kicks off this week in Tamaki Makoto.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Out of these three brands, which one is from New Zealand? Mew, Zambizi, Chanel. Trady? Yes, Jamal. Zambisi? Well done. It is Zambizi. He's on the board.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Back in the game. We found a specialty category. It's New Zealand fashion designers. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number five. True or false? A platypus is a mammal. Trudy?
Starting point is 00:06:11 Ladies. Yes, Jamal. True. Well, it is true. He's right back in the game. One of the only mammals in the world that also lays eggs. I think it might be the only one, actually. Anyway, we're all tied up here in the six.
Starting point is 00:06:26 This is for the win. Pecorino, Havarty and Gouda all types of what? Sophie. Well done. She's a lady. It's a great game. It was closer than I thought it was going to be.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Jamal, great comeback. But Sophie, you're the Trady versus Lady champion today. Congratulations. Yay. Good on you, Sof. We'll get that 50 bucks out to you. Nice work. Ladies go to 71.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Trady stay on. 64. The gap gets bigger. ZD.M.'s Brie and Clint podcast. There's a 92-year-old Italian woman in the news today who is an absolute freak. She's got the medical world in shock
Starting point is 00:07:12 because this 92-year-old Italian woman has the muscle cells of a 20-year-old and she's nearly 80 years old. She's an elite sprinter. She holds world records in three different age classes, I think. Her name is Emma
Starting point is 00:07:27 Maria Mazinga and put some goddamn respect on her name because she you're right, she broke the outdoor 200 metre world record twice for women over 90 with a time of That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:07:43 50 seconds. It's a good time. She's doing the 200 meter in 50 seconds. Genuinely, scientists are studying her because she appears to have the cardio-respritory fitness of someone in their 50s
Starting point is 00:07:59 and her muscle function they function as well as a healthy 20 year old and she's 92. It's all the minestronees. Yeah. Minestrone. And olive oil, right? And Pomodoro. Yeah. We here at the Bree and Clint show, no strangers
Starting point is 00:08:15 to a fitness challenge. We love a race. Last year we held our own women's 100 metre race between Bree, Claudia and Ella, our two producers. But grudgingly, we did it. Yeah. There was a few tears. It was on the TAB.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Yeah, yeah. We had it commentated. It was a big deal. It was a huge deal. Do you guys remember your times? Don't remember. I have your times here. How do you still have these?
Starting point is 00:08:40 Because they're on file. We're going to let this go. I mean, that's true. Bree, you did the 100 metres in 16.3. Poor. A bit of training I could get under 15, I reckon. Ella, you did the 100 meters in 17.4. It was under 20, thankfully.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Yeah. And Claudia, you did 18. It's pretty much the same as Bruce. Ish. I felt that's pretty close. That's 100 metres. I felt good about that race. Yeah, I know you did.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I didn't. All women. I hurt myself. In there, or under 40 at least. I could walk for the next week. I just remember Claudia being slightly behind me going, why am I coming last? And then in the video because everyone was filming it.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I had to speed us up because we looked too slow. We looked too slow. Genuine question. Genuine question for you guys. Do you all think you could beat Emma Maria Mazing, the 92-year-old who does the 200 metre in 50 seconds? I am pretty confident that I could beat her. I agree with you. I think I could. Ella?
Starting point is 00:09:46 If I say yes, I don't want to do it. I don't want to test it. But do you think you could do it? Yes. I agree with you. Claudia? I am very confident that I could. See, Brea and I are not so sure I'm not as confident
Starting point is 00:10:01 We're not really that sure 50 seconds I did it in 18s If you double it That's 30 something 6 seconds Is when it's It's 100 metres
Starting point is 00:10:11 You fatigue less Obviously over 200 metres You need to take a bit of fatigue Into account Yeah yeah So you wouldn't do your second hundred slower than your first 100 Yeah but I've got it
Starting point is 00:10:21 Like 14 seconds spare Yeah to Claudia's credit She'd have to do her second hundred twice as slow as her first haven't. She'd have to do a hammy. But I'm still not confident that she could do it. I'm still not confident. Should we
Starting point is 00:10:35 test it? No. No, I don't think we need to test it. Tomorrow. No, I'm busy tomorrow. Sorry, busy tomorrow. We're going to fly this woman over from Italy and Claudia. We'll race her. There's two options here.
Starting point is 00:10:51 There's two options here. We could do a strict time trial where we just time mainly Claudia, but everyone. over 200 meters and see that you're all faster? Or we put the call out to try and find the oldest person that we can to go head to head with Claudia. Is there someone out there that is well-experienced, let us say? I don't want someone well-experienced.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I want someone with no experience. No, when I say well-experienced, I mean of age. And also well-experienced. No, really unfit. In a running race. Someone with some miles on the clock. Do you think you could take down producer Claudia in a 200-meter race? The answer is yes.
Starting point is 00:11:34 I said... You're 32, aren't you, Claude? Yeah. I said I wanted you to race Mama Die. She'd smoke me. The next time Mama dies here, like she's in her 60s. Yeah. Mama die versus Claudia.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Who would you bet on, honestly? Mama die. I feel like for this to be interesting. We should do that the next time Mama dies here. but for right now. I think she's a great option if she's up for it. Yeah. I feel like to make this interesting,
Starting point is 00:12:02 the person needs to be minimum double Claudia's age. Yeah, I think so. So we're looking for someone. To make it fair for Claudia. 64 and over who's willing to race Claudia in a 200 metre race. Can we make it at 100 instead? No. It's 200.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I really hurt myself last time, guys. You'll hurt yourself more on the 100 than the 200. Because the 100 is a straight sprint. Because I heard myself straight away. You've got 14 seconds up your sleep. Ages. You've got age. 966.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Claudia has a rest in the middle. That's our text number. 9696. If you are or you have access to someone 64 and over who's willing to race Claudia. I won't go easy on you. I'll give it my all. We're looking for a fit 60 year old. Claudia just absolutely smokes them.
Starting point is 00:12:54 She's like, yeah. In your face. I like it was hard. Back to the rest home, bitch. Text us if you... Genuinely, we would love to make this happen. Yeah, we'd love that. We would all love that.
Starting point is 00:13:07 If not, Mama die's going to have to step up. We're going to have to fly her over here just so she could beat Claudia and then we'll fly her back home. If we can't fly her over, is she willing to go down to the local tenderfield track and field? She would. And time herself. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Yeah, yeah. She could do that. Get Steve to take one of the kettle guns down. and my dad would take it way too serious put her into a training camp he puts her in a pair of spikes you're not losing to that Claudia woman
Starting point is 00:13:40 no wife of mine the chance of mama die running in that 200 metre race not beyond the realms of possibility she has made contact with us she was listening and she said to me I'm looking at flights as we speak. Game on.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I'm really worried that she's actually going to appear. I actually don't know who would win. Claudia or Mama Die. If you missed it, we're trying to get Claudia. We originally wanted her to race against the 92-year-old Italian woman who's got the world record for 90-year-olds over 200 metres. But I think we have come to the conclusion that Claudia would just take that race out. Oh, did we come to that conclusion, did we?
Starting point is 00:14:26 I think if you do the math on Claudia's time in the 100, she would have around 14 seconds to spare. It's not fair, because she's a professional runner, and I'm one-third her age, so... Anyway, we've found you a competitor much younger in Bree's mum, Mama Di, and it's looking like this could be the race that happens. Almost too young, I think. I probably would have to back Mama Die in for the win. She's quite athletic.
Starting point is 00:14:51 And I'm really not, so I would probably agree with you. And she's got good knees on her. There is Franklin Welcome to a fresh round of kid or kidding Where you could be a kid being a kid Or you could be a kid tricking us to thinking you're an adult Or you could be an adult Tricking us into thinking that you're a kid
Starting point is 00:15:08 You could be anything, we don't know You can be anything, we have no idea Oh I'm so excited We haven't played for a while Who's up first To the show, our first contestant Porsche, hi Porsche Hi Porsche
Starting point is 00:15:20 Hi, how old are you, Porsche? I am 21. 21. 21. Congrats, big year for you. Did you have a big 21st birthday, Portia? Yeah, I did. What did you do?
Starting point is 00:15:38 Um, I went to a club with all my friends. Yeah, that's what you do when you turn 21. What was your drink of choice, Porsche? Yeah, what were you drinking? Tequila. Nice. I mean, that's definitely an adult. Definitely an adult because they know about tequila.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Porsche, are you a 21-year-adult? Porsche, this is where you can tell us if you were a kid or you were kidding. No, I'm kidding. Oh, you got us good, Porsche. Who would have thought? Trekked again. How did she know about tequila? Flynn's here.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Hi, Flynn. Hi, Flynn. Hi. How are you going? Man. Good. Yeah? How old are you, Flynn?
Starting point is 00:16:23 I am 13. 13. 13. Nice. What do you do for... A job. What are you do for a job? Yeah, what do you do for work? I do paper runs. Oh, you're nice.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Oh, he double-guffed us. He was quick on that, wasn't he? Because if you were an adult, pretending to be a 13-year-old. You'd be like, I'm a lawyer. Do you like school? Flynn, do you go to school? Yeah, kind of boring half the time. That checks out too for a kid.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I reckon this is a real bona fide kid that we're talking to. Oregon, it's a kid. Flynn, are you a real kid? Yes, I am. Oh, are you 13, Flynn? Yes. Yeah, got him.
Starting point is 00:17:04 He played himself. We got him, good. You played himself. Ila's here. Hi, Ila. Hi, Ila. Hi. How old are you, Ila?
Starting point is 00:17:11 20. 20. You're 20. Uh-huh. Do people say you sound younger? Yes. I thought so. You're youthful, right?
Starting point is 00:17:20 You're just youthful. You'd have a driver's license, wouldn't you, Ila? Yeah. Yes, what sort of car do you drive? Toyota. Toyota, great choice, very reliable, yeah. Hey, Ila, as a 20-year-old, have you been to any live music concerts? What's been your favourite, if you have?
Starting point is 00:17:44 None. None. You don't like music? I do. Oh, you do? You do? What's your favourite? I don't like people. Any favourite musicians?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Sabrina Carpenter. Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, that's an adult. We're talking to a 20-year-old here. That's a 20-year-old adult. It has to be. Ely, you're definitely 20, aren't you? No.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Oh, you're not. How old are you? Nine. You're nine. God, you did well. Rats. Avery's here. Hi, Avery.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Hi, Avery. Hi. Welcome to Kidd or Kitting, the game where we don't know if you're You're a kid or you're kidding. How old are you, Avery? Um, I am 23. 23. It takes me a while sometimes to figure out how old I am these days, too.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Avery, you're the oldest contestant we've had on kid or kidding today. Congratulations. Thanks. What have you been doing today as a 23-year-old adult? Well, it's right. Talking on my phone. Talking on your phone. Adults love that.
Starting point is 00:18:58 That checks out. That checks out. Are you dating anyone at the moment, Avery? Uh-oh. Yeah. You are? How many people? Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Just one. Just one. You're a one kind of relationship girl. I'm married. Oh, you're married. Oh, yeah, wow. And what's your husband? Have you got a husband or a wife?
Starting point is 00:19:22 Is that your... Sorry, that's just my son. What's his name? Nico. Is he a bit grumpy at the moment, is he? Yeah. God, you can't... Why don't you give him to his dad to sort him out?
Starting point is 00:19:43 He's at work. He's at work. Oh, of course he is, Avery. That's always the case, isn't it? Where does your husband work? Um... Truck driver. Truck driver.
Starting point is 00:19:53 How long have you been married for, Avery? Um, two, yeah. Two years. And do you still love them? Yeah. Oh, that's nice. How many kids are you going to have? Um, two.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Two is a good number. I mean, Avery clearly a 23-year-old married woman to a truck driver with a kid. With a kid. Is that true? Avery? No. Oh. What?
Starting point is 00:20:26 How old are you really? Um, eight. What? Avery, was that not even your son in the background? That was my brother. Oh! God, you are quick on your feet, Avery. Can we find Avery some KFC because that was so good?
Starting point is 00:20:44 Avery, you've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. And if she doesn't enjoy it, her truck driving husband will. He's going to love it. She was so good. How quick was she? Sorry, that was my son. That was my son. The Private Parts Remix, Delayed.
Starting point is 00:21:06 But that means... Oh, mate, good things take time. Good things are coming. So... And we don't want to rush it. No, you can't rush it. You can't rush greatness. No.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Did Michelangelo rush the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? No. He took his time. And the Pope was like, I need that ceiling ready by 3.30. And he's like, no, I need another hour. I completely agree with that comparison that Clint just made. Yeah. So.
Starting point is 00:21:31 This are my private path. Private parts. It's the same. Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel. Remix of the private parts song. Same. Same. Art is art.
Starting point is 00:21:52 I'll let her finish. 4.30 incoming. It's on its way. It's on its way. Last week I was filming some ads because apparently people want me for that kind of stuff now. Sell out. Sorry, what?
Starting point is 00:22:11 You know, says you. Port Kittle Black. I went out to film some ads for this motorhomes company. It was great. It was out of this really cute little motor home. What do you call it? A camp. A camper van? Campa van. Campground. A campground that overlooked the water. It was beautiful. Anyway, I got there early and they had this lovely woman who was there to do my hair and makeup. So I didn't look, you know, like I'd woken up at 6th of the morning. Exactly. So I looked a bit put together. And she was so nice.
Starting point is 00:22:52 And I was talking to her about her life and where she's from and what she's about. And anyway, I learnt the busiest fact about this woman. Okay. She told me, right, she's a mother of four, which amazing. She looked incredible and she's like, here's a fun fact for you. During all four pregnancies for my four kids, I did the same thing every day of every pregnancy. I did this one thing. Cry?
Starting point is 00:23:22 I'm sure she would have probably done that as well, but no. No. She said to me that she... Cursed the man that got her pregnant? I think she did that too. But she said during all four pregnancies, every single day she never missed a day. She watched the movie, you've got male.
Starting point is 00:23:43 What? She watched it every single day of every pregnancy, and she had four of them. Okay. No, no, I've done the math. You've done the math. I've done the math on this. So a standard pregnancy is about 280 days.
Starting point is 00:23:56 So we're just going with a standard pregnancy. Sure. So that times four, because she had four kids, is 1,120 days. Right? Yeah. You've got male. The runtime for that movie is one hour, 59 minutes. So, which is, I mean, I've done the math equals, you time.
Starting point is 00:24:20 that by 1,120 days, it equals 133,280 minutes, which I've then worked out is 92 and a half days she spent watching the movie, You've Got Mail. That's a whole trimester of watching You've Got Mail. Why You've Got Mail? I said that to her. It's one of her favourite movies ever. Would have to be. And I was like, of course, it's a fantastic movie, one of the greatest movies of all time.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And she said it was her comfort thing during pregnancy, where it gave her comfort to watch that movie. So she was like, I'm going to do this every day. It's a part of my routine. Crazy. It's not just any Tom Hanks or Meg Ryan movie. It's that one specifically. That movie, because, I mean, there's other amazing movies with them in it.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Of course there is. There's other amazing movies. But that was like her comfort thing that she did. Yeah, right. And she was pregnant. Isn't that funny? There's that podcast, that guy. Montgomery and Tim Bat did
Starting point is 00:25:22 where they watched Six in the City Two every day for a year And they documented it And made a podcast about it Why would you do that? They said they went mildly insane Well they also did one where they watched Grownups too
Starting point is 00:25:35 Yeah Which also horrible That sounds like torture to me I wonder if she's watched the film Since her children were born Or if she's like 1,200 times That's my number She still taught
Starting point is 00:25:47 She still spoke very fondly of the movie like it was still one of her favourite movies I've seen no movies that often but what is your most watched movie I don't know
Starting point is 00:25:59 I go through phases of where I have my comfort movie and I'll whack the comfort movie on and I'll just re-watch it over and over what's my comfort movie at the moment my comfort movie for a while was how to be single and with Rebel Wilson
Starting point is 00:26:15 such an easy watch but it's funny yeah yeah mine's probably Zoolander Zoolander is a good one Yeah But I'm not watching it Producers do you have a comfort movie
Starting point is 00:26:25 That you just will re-watch over and oh You know what else One of my comfort movies is When I'm really really not feeling good My mental health is bad Ratatoui Oh great choice It's a go-toe film for me
Starting point is 00:26:36 You will crack a smile It's like a big warm hug Yeah yeah right It is Okay I would definitely watch the Hunger Games series All four movies three times a year I definitely watch that over and over as well
Starting point is 00:26:47 I love it Sometimes I don't get to movie number three because I feel like it went a bit downhill. That's fair. My one and two are great. Oh, I just love it so much. Enjoy the first two and then never watch the third because we don't forgive them for killing prim.
Starting point is 00:26:59 Still not over it. Still not over it. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Last week I brought you all guys' attention the private paths song. This are my private parts. Private parts. This are my private parts.
Starting point is 00:27:15 No one should die. No one should die. And if you touch my private pass, private pass, private pass, and if you touch my private pass, I would you my mother, I would you my father, I would you my teacher. Chef's kiss, no notes. It's fantastic. The private parts song is by a teacher in Africa, Gelda Waterbora. I just want to give credit where credit is true.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Absolutely. And last week we debuted. that on ZM and I said to you guys should we make it into a remix? Yeah. You know, should we make it into a remix and then we can, you know, first play it here on our show?
Starting point is 00:28:00 Mm-hmm. Because this is going to go viral. Well, it's a good message too. Remix could help spread the message, you know? Yeah, yeah. Normally you don't want to spread things when it comes to... Private parts.
Starting point is 00:28:10 These kind of things. But in this case, we want to spread this really solid, far and wide. Important message. And it takes time for these things to bed in too. So if we get the remix done now ahead of festival season. Oh, it's going to be an Ibiza.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Who knows where this could go? It's going to Ibiza. You're going to it's going to Ibiza? Yeah, yeah. Mike Posner will be there. It'll be an Ibiza. Yeah, yeah. It'll be popping off in the clubs.
Starting point is 00:28:32 So without further ado, here it is the remix of the Private Parts song. This is my private parts. No one's good. Time, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. No, what you would die. If you touch my Reddit fuck, Bradley pack, if you judge my Reddit pack,
Starting point is 00:28:56 I would show my mind. If you touch my Reddit fuck, Bradley puff. If you judge my Reddit pack, I would show my mind. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Come on. Wow. I mean, I smell a hit. Yeah, I wonder if we can get that playlisted anywhere. Do you reckon George FM would play it? I reckon George FM... It's got them ridden all over, it does not? Should we create a fake email and send it to them?
Starting point is 00:29:32 Why not a real email? Yeah, okay. I'll be... Back yourselves. I'll be Gilda Waterbora's manager. Oh, true, we've got to get her permission, don't we? Do we? Nah, it's a remix.
Starting point is 00:29:44 It's a remix, yeah, yeah. If it makes any royalties, We'll split it. Yeah, totally. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, 7030. Yeah, that was fire. That was good.
Starting point is 00:29:55 That's the private parts remix. It's first and maybe only play. Could be the only play. But I have a feeling other radio stations are going to pick it up. Oh, it's going to snowball. Should we drop it into Fletchhorn and Haley's music log tomorrow morning? Yeah, from memory they love it when we do that kind of stuff. I reckon drop it into their log.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah, yeah. As a surprise, they'll love it. Yeah, yeah. Just label it Harry Stiles or something. Sneaky. The ZDM Podcast Network. I read about this woman who said, on a podcast, I think, she was like, this is the reason there was no second date.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And the date had gone really well right up until the bill splitting. So here was the sitch, $140 bill. They decided, and I think it was, you know, a joint decision where they were going to split the bill. Yep. That's completely fine. Decided up front. Yeah, I think so. Completely fine.
Starting point is 00:30:51 She knew that and she so happened to have $70 in her wallet. Okay. Because I think the bill was like actually $141 something. Okay. But it was $140. Sure. She's like, I got $70, puts the cash into the little envelope, and he turns around and says, you owe me like $0.90 something cents.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Wow. And she said I knew at that point that there was not going to be a second day. Who is doing that though? Because I imagine she threw cash in to make it easy and then he's put his card in. And then they go away and tap the card and do the rest. Yeah, I actually paid an extra. Dollar 80. I think it was like $141.40.80 or something.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Yeah. And he's like, you owe me 90-something cents. You'd go. I would actually be. in my mouth. It would make me that uncomfortable and I would be so, I would be that cringe over the situation. Yeah. I think at first I'd laugh. I'd go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spot you later. And if they were serious, I'd be like, no, no, no, no, you do. Do you want my bank account number? But the thing is, is that there is that there is that guy's perfect match out there.
Starting point is 00:32:08 There would be someone out there who would feel the same in those situations. Look at producer Claude. Shots fired at single producer Claude. So producer Claude's not that over the top, but you do love things to be fair. Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:29 To a point. If the bill was $145, for example, and your date put $70 cash down, which left you with $75 to pay, how would you feel? How would you feel? I would pay the rest and then complain about it later. Yeah, Claude.
Starting point is 00:32:47 And you know what? And I love that you know that about yourself. And this is what I mean. So, like, obviously those two aren't a match. And she knew straight away where she was like, this isn't going to work for me. Should, out of etiquette, if you're throwing cash in, should you be the one to overpay?
Starting point is 00:33:00 Should you go, I've only got $80. I'll just put $80 and you get the rest. Well, she didn't have $80. Oh, she had $70. She said I only had $70 and I felt like it was more than enough. Yeah, yeah. Look at Claudia. She's like, it's not.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I'm trying to put myself in the situation. I'm like, oh, someone did it to me. Okay, wait. Let's put you in this exact situation. You've gone out on a day. The bill's 100, what do we say, $141.80. Yeah. Good date.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Your date slides across $70 cash. I know Claudia would never say anything in the moment. No, no. It'd be, you know, you would just get on with it. But how would you feel inside about it? Do I really like? this person or am I still kind of figuring it out? You're still figuring it out. Yeah, I wouldn't be happy.
Starting point is 00:33:49 If you really liked them, would it make you really like them a little bit less? Oh, no, probably not. It would sit there, I'd think about it, but I don't think it would actually affect anything. I'm interested now. Roll reversal. You're the
Starting point is 00:34:04 person with the $70 cash. All good. Yeah. That's all I have. Sorry. That's close enough. Do as I say, not as I do, okay? Look, the bill splitting thing can be awkward, particularly if you're not getting the waiter to just go, cut it in half and you both tap your cards,
Starting point is 00:34:24 or whatever it is. Or if they believe that you had five dumplings and they only got three dumplings. Or I don't know what it is. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, actually, you had a cocktail and I'm driving
Starting point is 00:34:38 so I actually didn't have any, I didn't have anything, so I don't feel like I should split that with you. But people are different. People will approach these things differently. I mean, unless they've down five cocktails and you had water, in that case, I don't think the date's gone very well anyway. I'm on board then where I'm like, this is a bit unfair.
Starting point is 00:34:58 0,800 dials at them. Or text your awkward date bill splitting stories into 9-6-96, specifically on a date. Yeah. Because there's that overarching, you know, awkwardness. I'll also take ones that aren't on a date as well. Like maybe you've gone out for someone's birthday.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Oh, okay. And it's an awkward situation between a friend group. You've lost friends over it. Where someone's gone, I'll pay for everyone. And you guys all pay me back and then no one pays back. I hate that, eh? It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Awkward bill splitting situations.
Starting point is 00:35:38 They made me so uncomfortable. Even reading the text that coming through made me so uncomfortable. And thank you for all of these texts, and there are so many, and we won't be able to get through all of them. There's so many good ones. But all of them that I have read have made me go, oh.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Let's kick it off with this one that says, I went on a first date to a Korean barbecue place where you pay by the plate. I'm a vegetarian, and for one tray of vegetables, and I got one tray of vegetables, which was reasonably priced. My date got three trays of, expensive beef. He then got shitty at me and called me a toxic feminist for not splitting the
Starting point is 00:36:17 bill. I did pay for my tray of vegetables. Needless to say, there was no second date. Maybe the awkwardness of bill splitting is a good litmus test for the person that you're with. Like that, in that situation, your refusal to split the bill has made that guy show his true colours. Yeah, so you've actually come out on top in that. You got it out of him. My friend went out with her husband and another friend couple. The guy from the friend couple ordered a $90 giant steak meal that the restaurant was famous for as well as beers. She and her hubby didn't drink.
Starting point is 00:36:51 At the end of the night, the guy told the waitress to split the bill between the couples. My friend's hubby paid while she was in the bathroom and when she found out she was furious at her partner. How do you feel about that situation? Read the room. If you are out for dinner as couples, it's often easier just to split the bill.
Starting point is 00:37:08 But if you know that you had the $90 steak... Then you pay for the $90 steak. And four beers. And the people opposite you had shared a pasta and a couple of sparkling waters. Read the room. You don't do that to friends. Read the room. You don't do that.
Starting point is 00:37:23 That's... I'd be so... I'd be mad too. Here's a good laugh for you guys. My ex... I split up with my ex before I moved out. And he made me pay. for more of the power bill
Starting point is 00:37:38 as I had a longer shower before moving out. Hashtag Lucky Escape. He timed your shower. You've got to be kidding me. I wonder how he figured how he did the math on that. Like how much extra. How much extra it would be?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Like how many minutes equals how much power? My friends and I were in Europe and we had this one friend that never wanted to split the bill the easy way. He had to always check the receipt and wouldn't pay two euros for water because he didn't have any.
Starting point is 00:38:12 This was every single night of the trip. Two euros for water split four ways. There's this famous trip in my friend group from back home where everyone talks about it. This one friend that got invited on this trip. I didn't go on the trip, but they said it was pretty much exactly like this. And it made going out for meals or dinner,
Starting point is 00:38:35 It just made it awkward. Anyway, that person's never been invited again. Yeah, well, yeah, if you don't, if you're not fun to, you know. Is that awkward that they don't get invited anymore because of that? Do you think they know? I don't know. I don't know if they know. My wife always wants to split the bill on our date nights.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Babe, our cards come from the same account. No, but it's the principal. Yeah. It's the principal, right? Yeah. Someone else said I went to get ice cream with a mate of mine, and I went to the bathroom and when I came back,
Starting point is 00:39:07 he said that he'd paid and he asked me to Venmo him the amount that mine was. It was under $3. Oh, that's sad. We don't have Venmo here, eh? I don't think so. Oh, because you can just bank transfer here?
Starting point is 00:39:23 But it's just being like, hey, can you transfer me $2.60 for your ice cream? My partner and I alternate when we go out for lunch and dinner. Oh, that's fun. So you go, oh, I got the last one. You get this one. I'll get the next one.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Unless you strategically pick real expensive places on their time, on their time to pay. But it will work out because they'll know that you're doing that. And then when it's your team, they'll pick really expensive ones. It'll be like an arms race to see who can take each other to the most expensive restaurant.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Next thing, you know you're going for lunch at the top of the Sky Tower and your partner's turn to buy. You've got to go back to work. But you're like, maybe I will have a magnum of champagne. It's a Tuesday during the day. but I might. Maybe I will get the dinosaur fill it. Thanks for your texts.
Starting point is 00:40:10 It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. Time for a round of how many. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. This is how many. The game you win if you've got the most something.
Starting point is 00:40:23 And today it's broken bones. It sure is. So you had to have broken a bone before to actually win the game. so we asked people who have at least broken one bone to call through. Jordan's called through. Hi, Jordan. There you come, guys.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Good, thank you. You've broken a few bones, Jordan. I have, I have. How many would you say? Six that I've had x-rayed. Ooh, okay, can you name them off the top of your head? I've done both wrists, my elbow, my back, a finger, a toe. Ooh, you broke your back?
Starting point is 00:41:00 Yeah. Which vertebrae? Uh, one of the lower ones. Oof. Okay, you're at six. Your job, Jordan, is to pick the person on the Brea and Clint show that you think you've broken more bones than. Your options are Bree, Clint, or our producers, Ella and Claudia? What do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:41:23 Um, I think Claudia. You reckon Claudia's the clumsiest on the show, Jordan? No, least clumsy. Least clumsy. Oh, least clumsy. Thanks, Bree. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good idea not picking Ella.
Starting point is 00:41:36 She's vegan, so she can't drink milk, which means her bones basically dust, Jordan. That's so not true, don't you dare lie. There's no calcium in her whatsoever. Brittle. Fake. Fake news. She's like a wafer. Keep going, anything out.
Starting point is 00:41:51 She's like a dropped rice cracker. Are you done? Jordan, this is ridiculous. All right. Okay, let's start with you then. How many bones are you broken, Ella? One. Only my pinky.
Starting point is 00:42:03 It got stuck in a radio studio door when I was getting a tour at Life FM and I fainted. On a tour? That's so embarrassing. Yeah, it was. It was really embarrassing. You're still young, though. There's plenty of time. Plenty of time. No, I don't want to. I'm good. Bree, how many bones have you broken?
Starting point is 00:42:18 I've broken five. Oh! Whoa! I broke my both pinky toes at one point in my life, kicking it on stuff. I broke a bone in my foot. and multiple vertebrates. There she is, five.
Starting point is 00:42:37 You've got a backbreaking buddy and brie, Jordan. Yeah, twins. Twins. L4 and L5. Probably similar vertebrates to what you broke. Jordan, I'd say. Clint, how many of you broken? Three.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Three? Both elbows and one vertebrae in my upper spine. What the heck? Why did you broke your back too? Just a small fracture. Wow. It's called a clay diggers fracture. Huh.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Were you doing something silly? You're digging clay. I was it Les Mills. That just leaves Claudia. So Claudia, if you've broken less than six bones, Jordan wins free KFC. Six is a good amount. How many bones have you broken?
Starting point is 00:43:14 Jordan, I will say you've read me like a book. I have never broken a bone. Zero. I'm shocked at that. The least club is he on the show. It's because she doesn't do anything, Jordan. I don't like to leave my house. She walks her dog, that's about it.
Starting point is 00:43:30 And that's scary. Yeah. Her favourite pants are made out of bubble wrap. Yeah. Jordan, you did it. Congratulations. You're the most broken man on the Brian Clint show this afternoon, so you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Awesome. Thanks, guys. Well done. What was that? The suffering worth it. The suffering was worth it. Yeah, yeah. Except to break six bones.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. The Barley Curse. Anyone here heard of the Barley? No, I've never heard of the barley curse. Not talking about barley belly. That's what I went to initially. Because that can be a curse when you are... Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:10 When you were... When you're cursing the meal that you had. Yes. Yeah. And riding that porcelain bus. I've actually never been to Bali. Oh, Bali's the best. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:44:21 I love Bali. I want to go back. Haven't been for ages? I'd love to go back. Would the curse put you off? I have been a victim. myself to this particular curse. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:36 You're not shocked by that? Well, I don't know what it is. Okay, that's fair enough. I'm sitting here waiting and find out what it is. The barley curse is a widespread... I know what it is. Tourist myth. Yeah, it's when the white chicks come back with the braids.
Starting point is 00:44:53 No. Oh. I believe that's Fiji. Oh. The barley curse is a widespread tourist myth. that relationships will end sooner or later after visiting Bali with your significant other. What? When you say sooner or later, how later is later?
Starting point is 00:45:14 Eventually, the relationship is doomed. Yeah. Only, hold on, only if you are not married. Oh. If you are married, you are safe from the Bali curse. myself I went to Bali The last time I went to Bali
Starting point is 00:45:33 Was with a partner That's right It was with your last girlfriend We broke up a year later Did you go to Bali Claudia with your ex No I've never been to Bali That was a different curse
Starting point is 00:45:45 A different curse That was the Claudia curse Oh that happens No I'm trying to run through my head And think about the couples That I know That have been to Bali
Starting point is 00:45:55 But wait before we believe this How do you know What do you mean? Like, how is this a curse? Who said it? So this is like a widespread myth. Wow. That a lot of people talk about, mainly tourists, but I've looked it up and apparently
Starting point is 00:46:13 there's origins in a local legend about a heartbroken princess. What? Who cursed the Tanah Lot Temple to cause breakups amongst unmarried couples. couples visiting the island. No. That's where they reckon this stems from. Oh, I'm all over this. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:35 And so now the Bali curse is something that people are aware of. Ella, have you been to Bali? I have with my family. Oh, no, my parents were married, but they did break up. But I had a fling with someone. I didn't go with them, but I was messaging them. When I was at Bali. No way.
Starting point is 00:46:55 But you could go to Bali now because you're married. Yeah, so you're safe. Wow. I want to test out this theory. I want to talk to people next on 0800 dials at M if you have been to Bali with a significant other. Only if you weren't married.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I just want to talk to the people that have been on a Bali trip when they were in a relationship and not married. We want to work out if you have fallen victim to the Bali curse Or if you haven't, do you believe that you will? Yeah, do you feel like your relationship is now doomed? And now that Breece told you about the Barley Curse, do you know why your relationship is doomed? Also text us on 9-696, if you can relate,
Starting point is 00:47:46 if you've fallen victim like myself to the Barley Curse. Can we prove or disprove the Barley Curse this afternoon? Let's see what we can get. We need unmarried couples who have been. to Bali together ZDN's Brie and Clint podcast The Bali Curse
Starting point is 00:48:02 If you haven't heard of it Welcome You've got people really scared about this And people who have only heard half of what you said Because someone's texting and they said My co-worker and his girlfriend Have just been to Bali Bree, what is the curse?
Starting point is 00:48:17 They've had enough, they don't need any more shit Well I don't wish this upon them But I am not in charge of the Bali curse which is the fact that if you go there for a holiday with your significant other and you are not married you will break up when you return home your relationship is cursed it's doomed it's cursed that is apparently the barley curse can we prove or just prove it this afternoon this person wants to be anonymous hello anonymous
Starting point is 00:48:50 hi anonymous what's your experience with the barley curse anonymous So I went to Bali in 2017 with my children and my partner at the time where we were not married. Okay. Two months after we came back, we separated. It was quite, yes, it was quite sudden. And I was like, oh, what? But yeah, we broke up. Was there any signs that your relationship was in trouble before your trip to Bali?
Starting point is 00:49:19 A little bit here and there, but nothing really, you know, relationships have ups and downs, but nothing, yeah, absolutely. not really that's bad a sign. And then next minute we've broken up, our whole family broken up. And I'm like, well, I didn't really expect that. And I was just driving home and I was like, what? Oh, my God. Wait a second.
Starting point is 00:49:37 So you just heard us talking about this and you were like, oh my God, I could have been a victim to the Bali curse. Yeah, 100%. And we went around to temples and different things with the kids now. Oh, you were basically asking for it anonymous. Yeah, the temples. That's where they say they do the most cursions. Thank you, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:49:53 That's helpful. Adam here. I've been to Bali with. my ex and her family. We broke up six months after we got back. Creepy. Kyra is here. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Kyra. Hi, Kyra.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Hello, how are you guys? Good, thanks. You're about to go to Bali with your partner, correct? Yes, we fly out on the 14th of October. Okay. Are you married? No, we just recently got engaged, so I thought, I wonder if it affects people that are engaged, but not yet married.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Interesting. Kaira, have you thought about a loping before going? Well, we thought so, but we thought we could be your little guinea pigs. And if the wedding goes to go to the water around us. No, no, we're not willing to risk your relationship, Kyra. I am. That's a great risk. No, the price is too high, Kyra.
Starting point is 00:50:46 It's too high. Not for me. We will tell you, we are having texts from people who got engaged in Bali. Someone said we got, oh, no, here you go. We got married on the beach in Bali, and we're still together. the 35 years later. So maybe he was going to do it in Bali, but the sort of timing was sort of right here.
Starting point is 00:51:03 We go to Phuket, so he was going to do it on holiday over there. But Kyra, he ended dropping the knee beforehand. It says here, no, the Bali curse does not inherently include engage couples because the local folk tale and myth specifically applies to unmarried couples. Right. So the intention of being married. should be enough to see Kyra through. I think you'll be okay, Kyra.
Starting point is 00:51:30 The wedding is on and you're more than welcome to come. Hell yes. Well, if it happens, Kaira, Kaira's wedding. We went to Bali in 2004. He proposed over there and we've been together for 23 years. Okay, so you can go unmarried and unengaged so long as you get engaged while you're there,
Starting point is 00:51:46 then your relationship will survive. Right. Someone else said, I went to Bali with an ex. We broke up a few months later. A lot of people, me and my partner. Now, fiancé, as of two weeks ago, head to Bali in October. Should we not go?
Starting point is 00:52:06 My current partner and his ex went to Bali, and they broke up months later. Not me, but a close friend went with her very fresh boyfriend at the time. She got terrible barley belly and pooped herself everywhere in their villa. He had to help her. Seven years later, they are still together and go to Bali every year they're not married. I think the barley belly poo. The poo bound them. The poo drives away in a bad spirit.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vinnie's here. Hi, Vinnie. Hi, Vinnie. Hey, mate, how you going? You had a tour guide warn you about the barley curse, Vinnie. Yeah, yeah. He's basically that town a lot, temple.
Starting point is 00:52:45 He's like, oh, if you go there, like, it's a nice place, but if you don't think you're going to get married to the misses, like, don't go there because you'll get cursed. They know about it. Yeah, yeah, he was like, don't go. He's like, it's a nice temple, but don't go if you don't get married. Hussie. Wow. Yeah. But I think somewhat did curse us because I think while we're at Bali,
Starting point is 00:53:08 I think I had the misses on the back of the scooter and we ended up in a rice paddy. Oh, no, Vinnie. Was this after the beach club, Vinnie? It was like a temple run with a scooter and it's like two meters into a rice paddy. Did you guys break up? Nah. Oh, it must have been the rice paddy.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Yeah, now the rice paddy must have washed the curse off. Yeah, the rice paddy does have good spirit. Yeah, it does. From what we've heard. It's cleansing. Okay, thank you for your local insight, Vinny. That's invaluable. We appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:53:40 It's very split on the text. Someone else said, went on our first couple's trip to Bali after dating for six months. Survived the Bali curse. Six years later, we're now five months married. Good. See, yeah, if you're married, you're in the clear. It must have been because you had their intention to get married. It must have been, the spirits must have known.
Starting point is 00:54:02 I think if you're in a new relationship, go to Thailand. Yeah, maybe go to Thailand. Once you're married, then go to Bali. There you go. Don't say you weren't warned. We're going to do a birthday bangor next. Someone's texted and said,
Starting point is 00:54:20 Hey, guys, I can vouch that it also applies. to married couples. Loll. I just realized. So married couples aren't safe either. My in-laws, my wife's parents, have been married for 40 plus years. They've just got back from a three-week trip to Bali. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:54:39 It looks like one of them's going to have an affair. Oh, no. I mean, good for them, but oh, no. Right, let's do some birthday bangers for your Monday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's start with Brea. Hi, Brea. Brea, yeah, hi.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Brea. Hi, Brea. Brea, I heard it's your birthday tomorrow. Yeah, it sure is. Well, happy birthday for tomorrow. What year are we talking? Thank you. 1996.
Starting point is 00:55:11 All right, that means you were 16, Brea, in 2012. And on the 26th of August, 2012, this was at the top. This is a big year. Oh, it's a Guy Sebastian banger. Oh, yeah, I'm happy with that. Yeah, it's a goodie. Bree and I actually do quite a good rendition of this song. No, we did not.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Yeah, we played it to Guy Sebastian. It's never sounded worse. Brea, it was not good. That's a great birthday banger. I'd be stoked. Brea likes her. Let's do Claire's birthday banger. Cutta Claire.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Hi, Claire. Hi, how are you? mate how was your weekend brilliant full of sunshine oh that's what we like to hear good on you what is your day to birth claire the 17th of December 1982 all right that means you were 16 in 1998 we've done our calculations and here's your birthday bang oh that takes me back Spice Girls, their goodbye song, titled Goodbye. Was this their breakup song? Yeah, this was their last song together.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Oh, wow. What are you reckon, Claire? It's pretty iconic. It's iconic. You can't go wrong with the Spice Girls song. Okay, wait there, Claire. Clint, no comment. Oh, she said it's iconic.
Starting point is 00:56:44 I think she might have been being generous. iconic in the fact of that it ended, it was the end of an era. Yeah, it's post-Jerry, right? Yeah, Jerry had already left. The writing was on the wall. Jerry had already left. And then, yeah, this was a little while after that, and then they did this song. Okay, Victor's here, and it's Victor's birthday today.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Happy birthday, Victor. Happy birthday, Victor. Thanks, guys. What have you been doing today for your birthday, Victor? Not much, just work, and I'm just chilling at home with the misses. Oh, lovely. Well, let's hope there's. a big birthday present for you tonight Victor
Starting point is 00:57:18 we'll do your birthday banger now what year? 92. Okay. That means you were 16 in 2008 and on your 16th birthday this was number one. Ah, Victor's birthday present.
Starting point is 00:57:35 He gets to kiss his misses tonight. Do you like it, birthday boy Victor? Yeah, yeah, pretty good, pretty good It's good, okay I'd also like to say two things, just first one, long-time listener, first time call it.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Okay, very good. Yes, Specter. It's your birthday, it's your birthday. Thank you. And what was the other thing you needed to say? Second thing is, Happy birthday to Brea, tomorrow. Yes, oh, that's very kind of you.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Nice of you, victim. What a gentleman. True gent. Okay, we've got to choose between Katie Perry, Spice Girls, Battle Scars. I'm voting for Guy Sebastian. I think it's Battle Scars, yeah. I think that's the song, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:58:17 Yeah, I think Brea's taking it out. Brea, the birthday girl tomorrow, congratulations. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Thanks, guys. Sounds cool. Have a good birthday tomorrow, Brea. Thank you. Here it is.
Starting point is 00:58:30 From 2012, Guy Sebastian and Lupe Fiesco on Zid M. You have more with love. These battle scars. ZDM's Brie and Clint. Guy Sebastian and Lupe Fiasco on Zim, Brian Clinton's a birthday banger from 2012 for Brea. Someone texted and said, hey guys, millennial here. Why do I remember every single word to this song, but not what day of the week it is? I think it's because you remember the important things.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Yeah, exactly right. You know? Exactly right. Why does it matter what day of the week it is? No, when Guy Sebastian's battle scars exist. Yeah, and you're at the point of breaking. Yeah. And it's impossible to shake.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Yeah. Yeah. We didn't play Spice Girls. I wonder if you would have remembered every word to that. This has its place. I quite like this song. Yeah. Not my favourite Spice Girls song?
Starting point is 00:59:31 No, no, not even Top Five. Yeah, it's got a place. What is this Spice Girls' Top Five? Stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Stop, definitely in there. Want to be, obviously.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Spice up your life Spice up your life Is there Anna nah nah That's that one I Spice up your life Oh the colours of the world Yeah
Starting point is 00:59:52 Yeah What did you say Stop Stop Yeah What's the song we sing On that segment Who do you think you are
Starting point is 01:00:04 Yes Gotta be in there Yep Got to be in there What about when two become one When two become one Or mama Yeah
Starting point is 01:00:15 Oh, guys, I've got the top five. Yeah. Okay, so it's wannabe? Yeah. Spice up your life. Yes. What was the other one we said for this segment? Stop.
Starting point is 01:00:28 No, stop. Yeah, stop. Yeah. Viva Forever. No, Viva Forever's not in that. No, it's not top five. What's the other one we do in the segment? Who do you think you are?
Starting point is 01:00:41 Who do you think you are? Yeah. And the last one. Don't say holler. To round out the first. Don't say holler. The 2,000 hit. Holla.
Starting point is 01:00:50 No, it's not holler. It's stupid lice. No, it's holler. Oh, that's when you sure have played holler. And whenever I'm listening, would have went, oh, she's so right. No one cares about the Spice Girls holler. It's a forgotten baga.
Starting point is 01:01:02 No one cares about the spice girls holler. Just because it was at the end of their good run. This is them trying to be Destiny's child. This is everything. They're like, you're British and white. Well, most of you. They are. Definitely.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Rounds out the top five. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. It's no secret that Bree and I are immune to the Kiwi conspiracy. A lot of New Zealanders, and people around the world actually have been brainwashed into believing that this ridiculous creation, the Kiwi, is real. It's not a real bird. You're telling me there's birds and they can't fly. Who came up with that stupid myth?
Starting point is 01:01:45 Well, the beak like that, that's not a bird. No way. Okay, that's not real. It's a marsupial, if it is real. When we told our producers that we were going to talk about this, they were quite shocked. But that's because they're brainwashed like the rest of the media, and they... Have you ever seen...
Starting point is 01:02:00 Wait, let's just see. Oh, come on. Have you guys ever seen, with your own two eyes, a Kiwi in real life? Yes. Where? In the bush? At the zoo. No.
Starting point is 01:02:11 If it was at the zoo, and it was behind some glass... Oh, don't you dare. And it was dark. You're sounding like flat Earthers. You have no idea. We call BS. Excuse you. No, seriously.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Excuse you. Do you believe that the moon landing was real? All right. We're not bringing that stuff into it. See, they're trying to sway us. This is what they do. This is what people like you do when we try to get down to facts. They're trying to distract us.
Starting point is 01:02:33 You're trying to discredit us. From the truth. They're trying to discredit us. Okay, say your thing and then I'll say my thing. No, we'll just say our thing. No one has ever. seen a Kiwi in the wild. No one. No one that isn't being paid by the government. Okay? People from the Department of Conservation will go, actually, I breed Kiwis. Yeah, and who
Starting point is 01:02:55 pays you? The government. The government. It's all a government conspiracy. You're being paid by the government. In fact, Kiwis, this is, you're hearing this, you may be hearing this for the first time, and it's hard to hear the information. It's quite shocking the first time you hear it. I'm going to tell it to you straight, okay? The Kiwi is a marketing tool used by the New Zealand government to trick people into coming to New Zealand to spend money to try and see a bird that doesn't exist. It's the perfect scam. It's the perfect scam.
Starting point is 01:03:21 And everyone always has the same experience. They're like, you know, we went out there, we didn't want to disturb it too much, turns out there nocturnal. That sounds very bloody convenient to me. We were going to see one, but the weather was bad one night, so they said we'd have to come back. Unfortunately, we had to go back to Finland. We didn't get to see it.
Starting point is 01:03:43 We didn't have the time. Well, get this. No. No. No. No. Turn her off. No.
Starting point is 01:03:49 Get this. Announced today by the Poo. They've come clean. The Pukaha National Wildlife Center in Mastodon. They've come clean. No, the opposite. They're now promoting a white Kiwi. They've said.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Oh, this is getting out of control now. Come and visit us at the Pukaha National Wildlife Center in Mastodon. We've got a new variant. We've got a white Kiwiwiwiwii. And you should come here and you should spend money to see this Kiwi. What are they saying? It's an albino Kiwi, are they? Yeah, some kind of gene mutation, some kind of super Kiwi.
Starting point is 01:04:21 We're not even buying the other type of Kiwi, let alone the albino Kiwi. Can I say I actually expected better from the Pukaha National Wildlife Syndrome Nas? I thought they were above this. I thought they were above this too, but turns out no. Oh, hello. Okay. You guys are actually ridiculous. Talk to your friend, Bree, Pax Society.
Starting point is 01:04:40 He's done a TV show called Endangered Species. he's altero. This is where, hey, wait, wait, wait. This is where I got the information from. Not packed. I filmed Taskmaster with him and I said to him, mate. I said, you know that whole time you filmed that show about endangered species? Did you ever see a Kiwi?
Starting point is 01:04:56 He did. And he said, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, don't you do. Okay, I'll turn you off again. He said, for the cameras, for the cameras, we made it appear like we saw, but no. And even if he did see one.
Starting point is 01:05:10 No Kiwis. Even if he did see one. Guess how they funded that show? New Zealand on air. Guess where the money for New Zealand on air comes from? The government. Turn me back on. The government.
Starting point is 01:05:18 You cannot be spreading false information on the radio for all of our TED hours. No, get rid of it. You hear it here first. If we're not on air tomorrow, you know they've come for us. You know they've come for us, okay? The government is very powerful. I wouldn't be surprised if we are missing persons tomorrow. We're bravely taking a stand.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Well, missing person, just like the damn Kiwi. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.

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