ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th February 2021

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

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The following podcast contains Nickelback, Creed, singing, and offensive language. Alright? Wonderful. Wonderful. Ah, what the hell. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast with Caitlin. Spoiler alert for Birthday Banger today. Spoiler alert!

Do we still put Birthday Banger in the podcast, Ben? Yeah, the whole song, yeah. Yeah, yeah, good. Not gonna say what wins, but there's an avril lavigne song in there and it sent us down a major and it slaps yeah um she had some bangers i don't think avril lavigne was as appreciated as she should have been at the time i think retrospectively we're like damn canadian chick you were you were lit yeah and then and then also caitlin brought up that she married chad kroger from nickel. That was not a good...

No, I don't know. I don't know anything about him. He's probably a lovely guy. He's Canadian too. Yeah, well, see. Maybe it was a marriage of convenience so that they could tour together. Yeah, I mean, their songs went great, but he's probably a lovely guy. Actually, Photograph slapped.

Brie loves Nickelback. Brie loves Nickelback. So if you're listening, Brie... We loves Nickelback Brie loves Nickelback so if you're listening Brie we love Nickelback too Nickelback sucks I actually don't care enough about Nickelback to say that I actually don't know enough of their songs to actually

judge fucking Gen Z'd again she's like guys excuse me can you explain who Nickelback is? Can you please tell me who Five is? I don't know what that is. Hi, guys. People keep talking about Brown O'Mars.

I don't know who it is. I think that most people would say, you know, just like photograph in those main songs, but there aren't. How the hell do we wind up like this? It doesn't sound that bad. Why weren't we able to see? I thought we supported every brand It doesn't sound that bad.

I thought we supported every band that we'd have on Soft Rock Thursday. Nickelback have songs that would get into Soft Rock Thursday. Do you know who I've recently remembered that I love? And this is controversial. Is it who we talked about yesterday? No, I don't think so. Okay, no, go on. Sorry. Creed.

Do you mean the Creed song? Yeah. And I always listen... Hold me now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down. What's the other one?

Arms wide open? High. No. Can you take me higher? Yes. This is not Creed, but this is also good. Kevin DeGraw. Now this I can get behind.

This we can all get behind. We don't have time to play any Creed, but we'll play a bit of this as a mood setter. This is on Soft Rock Thursdays. Start building the playlist. This is on it. And listen to the radio. Such a primary school banger.

Oh, Gen Z. She just said this is a primary school banger. I fucking heard her. She's alienation. I know. He's got a great voice. I was looking 40 hours to support my family when this song came out. If you ask me how I'm doing, I would say I'm doing just fine.

I would lie and say that you're not on my mind. I know Bree's not here, RIP, but if she was, she'd approve of this song. She's not dead. She's not dead. Wait, don't talk over this, don't talk over this Don't talk over this Clint What are you doing? I'm playing that one note Oh You're playing it on the piano

Poor Anastasia Sorry Anastasia You were just about to talk over the client Don't fucking sing over the song No That's fair Can you put a strong language warning On the front of this podcast You were just about to talk over the clout Don't fucking sing over the song No that's That's fair That's fair Can you put a strong language warning

On the front of this podcast intro Oh sorry Sorry Sorry It's me too It's me too Fucking Gen Z I'll give it to you now

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The following podcast contains Nickelback, Creed singing and offensive language. Wonderful. Enjoy the podcast everybody. We'll see you guys later. See you tomorrow. But I go out

and I sit down and the table's a circle too and finally But I go out and I sit down at a table for two. And finally I'm forced to face the truth. No matter what I say, I'm not over you. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hey everybody, good afternoon. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint, no Brie, Caitlin's here. Hi Caitlin. Good afternoon. How you doing Clint?

She's in Christchurch. I'm in Auckland. We're connected over Zoom. And I don't know if you're doing this, but I'm doing that awkward thing where I'm only looking at myself in the Zoom call. Do you ever have that? No, that sounds classic you. No, I do that as well.

I'm looking straight at myself. Although, to be fair, you look pretty attractive today in this. It's like the good lighting and I don't have any lighting on me. So it's really not fair. Yeah, something's happening. I feel like The Bachelor. Whatever this is, producers, whatever this is, make sure this happens every day, okay?

It's like you've got a filter on you. Your teeth are so white, you look very tanned. Yeah, yeah. Are you sure you didn't go get a tan? Nah. But if this is what I look like with a tan, I'll get one. Yeah, maybe. Maybe you should get a spray tan.

I'll go and get one. Today on the show, two chances to win 20 grand. Did you see there's a brand new clube in Drops for Secret Sounds? I did. Makes absolutely no sense to me. No, it's a hiku. No, a poem. What's the...

Oh, was it a haiku? A haiku? No, it's a violets... Violets are red. No, roses are red, violets are blue. Something, something, something. I need your hand. Here's a clue.

Yeah. That's not a haiku. Oh, okay. A poem? A rhyme? A sonnet? I don't know. Roses are red, violets are blue.

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Yes. 4 o'clock. That's when we'll do it. And 5 o'clock as well. Okay, let's do tradie versus lady, shall we? Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Your chance to win $50 cash. It's like 20 grand, but not as much.

All you've got to do is beat the quiz and get three questions correct. You'll be representing either the tradies or the ladies. And if you're a lady who's a tradie, well, you can choose which team you want to represent. Powers in your hands. Please do call up. It's a general knowledge thing. You might learn a thing or two.

I certainly do. Please call. Every day. Please. Please call. Please call. Times are tough here at ZM. Please.

Please. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady Bree and Clint Tradie vs Lady I just finessed Rodrigo a bit Is that okay? Yeah no I liked it I was just

I was surprised I hope it was accurate Caitlin Tia Fellingham for Bree And this is Tradie vs Lady Tell them how it works, Caitlin. What we do is we get a tradie on and a lady on, and they go head-to-head in a really stressful, really competitive game of answer the question right.

The first person to the three questions right wins $50. Perfect. Sorry, I ran out of breath. Perfect explanation. Today, our lady, who's 31 31 hails from the same place as Jacinda Ardern. Welcome to the show Chantel. Hi Chantel, you're in Morrinsville.

Yes I am. Jacindaville. Jacindaville, that's where Vaughan Smith from Flesh, One and Megan's from too. How long till they deconstruct the giant cow and put up a giant Jacinda, you know? Or a giant Jacinda on the cow.

Oh, now we're cooking. Good from you. Yeah, I like it. Okay, today you're going up against a tradie who I'm very proud to say today is also a lady. Welcome to the show, our lady tradie Fiona. Hey, Fiona. Hey, how you going? What's your trade?

I renovate houses for a living. Oh, awesome. Yeah. Awesome. Okay, cool. Fiona, your buzzer is tradie. Chantel, your buzzer is lady. Caitlin's got the questions.

First to three correct answers wins. Good luck, everybody. Okay, question number one. Tiger Woods was in a pretty serious car accident yesterday. He's okay, but he has two broken legs. What sport does he play? Trading. Fiona.

Golf. Yes. Correct. He won't be playing for a while with the couple broken legs. Yeah, well, yet to be seen if he still plays golf. Yeah, that's really sad. Okay, cool. One to the tradies. Good luck, guys. Here comes question number two.

Question number two is, it's currently O-Week for Canterbury and Otago first-year uni students. What's the O stand for? Lady. Chantel. Oh, I reckon that was Chantel, yeah. Orientation. Yes.

She's like, orientation. Yes, of course. Duh, orientation. How is Morrinsville's O-Week? Eh? How is O-Week in Morrinsville? O-Week? Yeah, right.

Okay, one all, guys. Here comes question number three. An Aussie paper accidentally published Prince Philip's obituary. Whoopsie-daisy, he's not dead. Who is Prince Philip's wife? Trudy. Fiona. Queen Elizabeth.

Yes. That was a trick question. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right, two up for Fiona. We've got on to question number four. Oprah Winfrey is currently being grilled over an old interview with the Olsen twins where she asks inappropriate questions about their weight.

What TV show did Mary-Kate and Ashley become famous for? Lady. Lady. Fiona. Oh, I reckon that was Chantel, yeah. No, no, Chantel's a lady. Oh, sorry, Chantel's our lady. Yes, Chantel.

Full House. Full House, correct. Oh, it's too old. Okay. Okay, that's too old. Good luck, guys. Yes, Chantelle. Full house. Full house. Correct. Oh, it's two all. Okay. Okay, that's two all. Good luck, guys. Here's the tie break. All right, girls.

There are officially three weekends of summer left. What season comes next? Trading. Trading. For the win. Fiona. Fiona. Awesome.

Order. Our lady tradie, Fiona, we've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. Well done. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Go and spend it on some wallpaper or some... No, don't spend it on your job. Go spend it on something for you. Thanks, guys.

Bree and Clint. ZM. Bree and Clint with Caitlin filling something for you. Thanks, guys. Brie and Clint. ZM. Brie and Clint with Caitlin filling in for Brie. That's Halsey in You Should Be Sad. I want to talk about mullets for a second. Yeah. If utes were a haircut, they'd be a mullet. Why?

Why? Why do we have to talk about mullets? Because, Caitlin, not only are they topical, they're cool. And they're sexy and they're a sign of prestige. Who said? And they're being discriminated against. Yeah, that's fair. That last bit sounded true.

The others didn't. Have you had a mullet before? No, I've never been brave enough. Nah, because it takes so long to achieve. Yeah. And I've never been able to commit. I get to a point, like any guy who's ever tried to grow their hair long, I get to a point and I'm like, oh, I hate this.

I hate this. Just cut it all off. I hate it. Just cut it off. Yuck, I look yuck. Cut it off. Waverley College in Sydney's La-di-da Eastern Suburbs is the latest school to ban students from wearing a mullet.

What? Ban the mullet? What are you going to do next? Ban breathing? You know? Come on, man. Wow. It's a little bit different.

So is it a full back mullet or is it like a rat's tail? They haven't specified anything that they deem a mullet. If you come to school with it, they will send you to the hairdresser. The deputy principal said the mullet haircut trending at present is not acceptable and students will be directed to the local barber or their preferred hair stylist to rectify any issues. I mean, how is it actually hurting though? I mean, apart from people's eyes,

but like also, no. I mean, each to their own. If you want a mullet, have a mullet. I'm not going to date someone that has a mullet, but if you think it's cool, go ahead. I think you're off the money here, Caitlin. I think you're missing what's cool at the moment. Let me give you some examples of why the mullet is currently cool.

You know who's got one? Who? Miley Cyrus has a mullet. And she's cool. She's pretty cool. She is pretty cool. Troye Sivan has a mullet. Does he?

Yeah, and he's cool. He is pretty cool too. Blair Chook from Team New Zealand. He's got a mullet and he's cool. He is. Yeah, he's quite attractive. Yeah, He's got a mullet and he's cool. He is. Yeah, he's quite attractive. Yeah, he's got a mullet. Jack Goodhue, the All Black, had one at the World Cup. Mullet. Colin de Gronholm, the Black Cap,

currently got a mullet. Guy Williams, when he was on Taskmaster, he had a mullet. We see. We get it. I actually do think that it's probably quite useful for if the sun is streaming down on you and you don we get it, we get it. I actually do think that it's probably quite, it's quite useful for if the sun is streaming down on you and you don't get it, you won't get your neck sunburnt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is effective in that way. But yeah, I don't really want to run my hands through someone's mullet. The mullet is the back flap hat of haircuts. You're absolutely right. So you're anti-mullet. Yeah.

Because we're going to ask this. We're going to figure this out once and for all. And I don't want men to call. Okay. I only want people who are attracted to men to call. Okay. And tell us mullet yay or nay, basically. Mullet hot or not.

That's what we're going to do. So we can have males that like males call. Totally. And then obviously females that like males call. Totally. But we just don't want you calling up and being like, yeah, my mullet's sick. We don't care what you think. We want to know what others think.

And Miley was a bad example because we're talking specifically men's mullets. Yes. So men's mullets. If you're attracted to men, are you attracted to a mullet? Caitlin will kick us off with a no. You're saying no, you're not. I'm saying no to the mullets. Mullets.

We've got a poll running on our social media at the social media desk. Anastasia, what's the internet saying? Have you had a look at the story? No. Look up. Mullets. Hey, you photoshopped me onto a guy with a mullet. Bad skin matching in that photoshop job. It does not

look good. Doesn't look good on me there. That's also a woman. There's cleavage. You photoshopped me onto a woman with a mullet. Yep, I've actually on the story, I've actually covered it with the poll. Anyways, we'll get to the poll results. Yeah, poll results. So currently the poll is... The amount of people saying

no is 79%. 79% Fair. Very fair. That's under the internet, though. What does the internet know? And maybe there's just people being like, I don't like Clint with a mullet.

Yeah, bad example. That's the photo. I don't like Clint as a woman with a moustache and a mullet. I don't like Clint. Dial ZM. Mullets, yay or nay? That's the question. Let's put it out there straight like that.

I want as many calls as we can get on this, okay? Let's settle this once and for all. Guys who are heading to the hairdresser this afternoon, guys who are currently growing out their hair, listen up because the nation is about to speak on the mullets and tell you once and for all, hot or not. And I'll put some money on it being hot. Not hot, I will.

Not my money, but... We're talking about mullets right now. Yeah, baby, the haircut. No, not the haircut, the lifestyle choice. Alright.

There are schools around Australia, arguably the spiritual home of the mullet, that are outlawing it. They're saying, no, you can't come to our school with a mullet. Would never happen here in New Zealand because we're an inclusive society. You're right. I've actually seen a few mullets in the wild recently.

Have you? I have. Whereabouts? And someone, well, Christ, you're sure. But I was just looking at the text. I've been introduced to a new saying, a new word. It's called the drullet. It's a dreaded mullet. And this person that texts through says it's a definite EA.

Yeah, that's next level. I can't relate to the drullet. I'm not passing judgment on the drullet. I'm not culturally, I'm not fashionable enough for a drollet. Let's just stick with mullet, okay? The question is mullet hot or not? And Caitlin's opened the bidding with a big fat not. Yeah, that's a no from me.

So don't let me ever catch you dating a guy with a mullet, okay? When this fashion trend really takes over and all the hottest men men The David Beckhams The Colin Farrell Oh who's a hot guy I don't know hot guys Colin Farrell

Okay And I've all got a mullet Don't you Don't you ever let me See you date one You've said no Okay Okay I will try

Not date Colin Farrell Josh is here Hey Josh Hello Josh you're a man You're attracted to men? Yes. Good, good, good.

That's the criteria we need. Pass judgment on the mullet. Hot or not? Definitely not. Oh. Yes. Josh, no. What?

Really? No, Josh knows what's up. There are a lot of haircuts they could pass, but the mullet is just not one of them. Right. Okay. All right. Two votes so far and two no's. Let's one of them. Right, okay. Alright, two votes so far and two

no's. Let's go to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. Mullets, hot or not? Hot. Yeah, girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what part of New Zealand do you live in? Waikato. Okay, we won't take that into account. This is a

nationwide vote and you're saying yes, mullets hot all around New Zealand. Love it. Thank you, Alicia. Let's go to Ashley. This is a nationwide vote. And you're saying, yes, mullet's hot all around New Zealand. Love it. Thank you, Alicia. Let's go to Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi. What are you going to say on the mullet debate?

Hot or not? Absolutely not. Oh. Yeah. Really? What about Jack Goodhue? Do we know what attracted us to Jack Goodhue? His billowing blonde mullet?

It was the thing that did it. Can't do the mullet. Really? Can't do the mullet. Really? Can't do it. Really? Yeah. And they don't know how to look after it like we know how to look after our hair.

They just let it get greasy and strawy. That's exactly what I was going to say. It's just greasy, dry. It's not grease, okay? That's mana. That's pride, okay? That's prestige. That's how you's pride That's prestige That's how you know your mullet

is working correctly Alright, three no's and one yes Are you counting you? Are you a yes? I'm not attracted to men so I don't get a vote I'm absolutely a yes but what does my opinion count for?

Unless you're trying to impress me, then it's just not useful. The best we can hope for here is a draw. We've got two more votes. Destiny. Hey, Destiny. Hey, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thank you.

Mullet, hot or not? So I used to think not, but with the confidence that it takes to have a mullet, I find that attractive. So I'm like, yeah. Actually, Destiny, that is a really good point. The confidence comes with attractiveness, doesn't it? Definitely. Yeah, it's confidence in who you are.

It's like you know your place, you know who you are, you are strong enough in yourself to grow a mullet, and baby, that's hot. What if it's just confidence in knowing that they look like a dick, but they don't care? Maybe it's that confident. Lauren, your vote can either take us to a tie, or you can swing it in favour of no mullets. Mullet, hot or not?

Hot, definitely hot. Yes, girl. Yes, girl. Yeah. That means we need a tiebreaker, Anastasia. Anastasia, we need one more female, one more person, or one more person who's attracted to men, rather, to decide this for us.

So no pressure, but you'll take this for us. Mullets, hot or not? Hot. I knew you should say hot. I knew it. Yes. Here you go. If you're heading to the barber this weekend,

tell them to leave a little extra on the back. This is your fault, Clint. The ladies will thank you for it. Men walking around with mullets willy-nilly. Bree and Clint. Get the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live fromHeartRadio This is

The latest Live from LA With Dean McCarthy Before we do anything Dean You're a man Who knows style Mullets

Hot or not? Not I can't ever Get into them There's this hot Like footballer In Australia That has one

And I still Can't even get into it I don't know Thank you Dean It just reminds me Of where I grew up I grew up Bogan. It just reminds me of where I grew up. I grew up Bogan. It's called the nationality that I grew up as

and that's basically what everyone had. Oh, come on. Don't forget your roots, my friend. I can see you with a bit of a party at the back. Hey, Dean, tell us. Everyone loves a pregnancy. Who's pregnant now? Ellie Goulding is the latest celebrity to be pregnant.

We'll announce that she's pregnant. This is so exciting. It's her first child with her husband, Kaspar Jopling, is his name, a COVID baby. You know, they were in lockdown. Lots of celebrities had babies because they were like, you know, they weren't touring, they weren't doing performances and they weren't doing

movies. So they were like, well, now's a good time to have a baby. As someone who's also having one, Dean, I think you've got to call them lockdown babies, not COVID babies. Yeah. That's a dark. COVID baby was a dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I like that. Quarantine babies. Very good. Very exciting. I heard, and this is a little bit PG everybody, so maybe just if you need to just turn the radio down for a second. She's commented on how being pregnant has reinvigorated the spark in her relationship, if you will. Her partner is very much enjoying a pregnant Ellie Goulding.

I've heard that happens when you get pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. That's not true. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Out of not true. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Out of respect, I'll say no more. And that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our mullet-loving and wearing celebrity correspondent, Dean McCarthy. He's got one. He loves them. And he thinks he should get one as well. He does not. Bree and Clint.

So I have this friend, and he has just recently met this girl. Now, I've met her a couple of times as well. Yeah. And they got on super well, so they're just, like, always hanging out, always having, like, funny banter. There's a spark. There is a spark there. The thing is, is she has a boyfriend.

Now, my friend, because I was like, he knew that from the start. He knew that she had a boyfriend. And he somehow started to develop feelings for her, mainly because she was always messaging, Snapchatting, and wanting to catch up. She even got as far as to her saying just last week, I miss you. Sending him a message saying, I miss you. Oh, no.

And so he's like, what do I do here? I know she's got a boyfriend. I don't want to be that guy. That guy, yeah. But like, he can't help his feelings. And she's kind of, do you say it, leading him on? Yeah, and the easy way out of this is to go, well, he's not doing anything wrong. But it's more complicated than that, right?

You don't want to. Well, no, and she doesn't want like, he doesn't want to hurt the guy's feelings or, you know, but nothing's happened. So not even saying that she would even do anything. It's just like a weird situation for him. Has he met the boyfriend? No. Is he sure?

Because everything you've said, I'm confident that it's a thing. Is he sure that it's a thing? Like, is he sure that he's interpreting the vibes correctly? Oh, well, I mean. I miss you. Yeah. I miss you, the Snapchat, the sync communication. But yeah, you might be right. It's miss you. Yeah. I miss you, this Snapchat, this communication. But yeah, you might be right.

Yeah, it's a thing. Yeah. Oh, okay. What does he think he should do? What does he want to do? Well, he knows that he should, he's kind of been quite blase about it and like knows that he should stay away.

But I can tell that he likes her. And I just don't think that she's been very fair. It says a bit about her though, if she's doing this. Like I that he likes her and I just don't think that she's been very fair. It says a bit about her though if she's doing this. Like I know he likes her but does it say a bit about her as a person? But it's like, you can't have your cake and eat it too. I mean, some people can. But you know, like what's she trying to get out of it?

Not long term. No, no. That cake will give you diarrhea eventually. I'm just wondering like what her end game is. And maybe she's just like a really friendly person. I know that that's a thing. Yeah, that's why I was asking before if it was definitely a thing. Because one solution is that he calls her on it and goes,

hey, like this is clearly going somewhere. I like you, but I don't want to do anything if you're with your boyfriend And she goes oh bro Sorry I'm just friendly But even then that's not fair What would you do? Because we're going to find some advice for this guy And we'd love to throw it out there to our ZM family

And get some advice from people on how to deal with this What would you do? You're him, what would you do? I think I don't know. You kind of want to think about yourself. You can't help but think about yourself. And so like if she's showing me all this affection, then I'm going to lap it up.

Yeah. But yeah, it's tricky because you know it's wrong and then you feel sorry for the dude. But it's like, well, screw him. What about me? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but you're right. You don't, you know,'s wrong and then you feel sorry for the dude but it's like, well, screw him. What about me? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but you're right.

You don't, you know, you're right but you don't want anybody to get hurt. Yeah. It's totally on her. It is on her. I think she's being a little bit naughty. I think she's being a little bit greedy.

Yeah. Is there a solution that will get through this that means that, no, everyone can't win here. No. Everyone can't win. So what's the fairest and most logical solution here?

Yeah, like what should he do in the meantime? Let's deal with him. He's your friend. Yeah. Let's get him some advice. You've got the details. He is being led on by a girl who has a boyfriend. Yeah.

But the problem is that he quite likes the girl. How does he resolve this situation? 0800 dial ZM, or you can text your best bit of advice. Keep it brief if you can, because we'll try and get through as much as we can, to 9696, and we'll try and figure it out. Bree and Clint. I have a friend with a dilemma. He is into this girl. They've been talking for a while. She's been sending him Snapchats and messages, saying things like, I miss you.

And they've been really good friends. The problem is, is that she has a boyfriend. Yeah. And normally you'd go, oh, get out and just walk away. But he quite likes her, right? Yeah, he does quite like her. And, I mean, this is the thing. It's like, it sounds like she's leading him on,

but maybe, I don't know, maybe we are just, maybe me as a female is being judgmental and blaming her straight away and saying she's in the wrong. Maybe she's just trying to be friendly. Although it's really hard to believe that with the messages she's sending. We've had quite a few text messages in from people giving their advice

and lots of people saying that if she's done it once, had quite a few text messages in from people giving their advice and lots of people saying that if she's done it once, she might do it again. So what's saying that if she is doing this to her current boyfriend, if she gets with my friend, that she doesn't do it again. Right.

And a lot of people that this has happened to before, unfortunately. Look, the right advice might be to walk away. But we don't know and that's why we've asked you guys to chime in.

Blake's called through. G'day, Blake. Oh, sorry. Are you there, Blake? Yeah, yeah. I'm here. Hi, Blake. What's the situation?

What should he do? The boy's got to steer clear, I reckon. Having been someone's cake myself, it's only going to end in someone's heartbreak. Yeah, right. Aww.

Having been someone's cake. Hang on, which side of the, which part of the cake were you? Were you the relationship cake or the guy being led on cake? I was the other side, basically. I was the other half. And yeah, mate, I mean, there's a little cupcake now because of all those games, so.

Wow, okay, this is taking the analogy to extremes. Sorry to hear that, and sorry to hear that you got done over, Blake. That's not good, but thank you for contributing some advice to it. Michaela's here. Hey, Michaela. Hey, how are you? Hi. What should he do?

This is Caitlin's friend, that's why we're looking for advice for him in this situation. What should he do? Yeah, he needs to set some boundaries, I reckon, just because it always ends up someone does the dirty and it's just better if it's all made clear on both sides and he doesn't deserve to be snaped, basically. Snaped, yeah.

So you reckon that he needs to be straight up with her and say, hey, what's going on here Between you and me because I know you have a boyfriend Yeah yeah And just be like well it's either him or me That's a great point Caitlin Does she know that he knows That she has a boyfriend Yeah because she has mentioned him before

Right and it's To him He's probably on her Instagram and stuff right Yeah yeah yeah He's like can't meet you for drinks tonight. It's my three-year anniversary. Okay, Michaela, boundaries is great advice too. Sarah's here.

Hey, Sarah. Hiya. What should he do? Hi. I reckon he should just be honest. Like, just be straight up. Like, listen. I've started feeling, but now you've got a boyfriend.

But, you know, keep it chill. No expectation, but obviously if you've got a boyfriend, but you know, keep it chill. No expectation, but obviously if you've said something, then that's the opportunity to kind of see where that goes or just, yeah, keeping everything out in the open. I guess the danger in that as well is losing her as a friend.

He doesn't have her as a friend though. Yeah, because he likes her. He likes her and she he likes her more than a friend and she's leading him on. Yeah. I think, Sarah, that's really good advice, too. Yeah, thanks, Sarah.

We're going to end on this. This is someone who wants to remain anonymous. Okay. But this exact thing happened to them. Oh, wow. And there's quite an interesting outcome. Hello, anonymous. Yeah, hi.

So, yeah, I was in a similar situation and the guy involved was Anonymous. Yeah, hi. So, yeah, I was in a similar situation, and the guy involved was actually married. Yeah. And so I just said to him that I wasn't going to be that girl. Good. And six weeks later, he left his wife, and 11 years later, we're married. Whoa.

Okay. So he was very serious about you, obviously. Yeah. Wow. Oh, good on you. And that's actually, that worked out really well, didn't it? I mean, not for maybe the other wife, but there was no cheating. It totally didn't work out well for her.

But these things don't happen in isolation. Like there's a reason that this girl will be talking to your friend and there was a reason that your now husband was talking to you while he was married, right, Anonymous? Yeah. Yes, exactly. But it doesn't always work out that way. No. Okay, messy.

I think every caller had the same opinion where one person who said walk away but the rest said he needs to talk to her. He needs to go, hey, stop. This has got to, or just set the boundaries, right? From here on out. Yeah, yeah. Cool. Alright, I will pass it on. Thank you very much everyone. It's so simple for us. Hopefully he puts it into practice.

Okay, have fun with that. See ya. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen

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Oh yeah. Wowee. One on my faves. First question, what's an official morale booster doing for the America's Cup? Well, you just said it, boosting morale down at the Vidar, you know, whilst the broadcasting is on down there. So I just walk around, interview everybody, try and build a bit of excitement. How do you boost morale if you're yourself feeling a little bit down? Like, what are your tips?

Usually pretty good. I don't think there'll be many times I'll be down. down, like what are your tips? Usually pretty good. I don't think there'll be many times I'll be down. Yeah, I'm always pretty. I'm always on. People, when I see people, I just automatically just feel good and want to hang out and just go and have some chats. I think that's why they hired him. It'll be a bad hire if they got him. He's like, oh, I'm not feeling it today, guys.

Are you watching the racing? Are you watching the boys out there on the water and you're into it yeah yeah now I didn't really know much about it but now I'm really into it what would you say

to someone like Caitlin who's listening with the America's Cup coming up now that we've actually got a challenger what would you say to get someone excited

about the racing we've had a bad year with COVID you know we're the only country that's got a lot of crowds around in this voice as well you know getting in behind

Team New Zealand itself is such an amazing thing. And you pick a few things up on the way. Yeah. Just getting back in New Zealand. Back in New Zealand and what's better than watching a few sailors out there. Are you convinced? Well, I still haven't, you haven't really told me anything about it.

You've just kind of done this sexy deep voice and I'm like, cool. Caitlin and I came up with a life hack for enjoying the racing going forward because you always have your rich friends that you see who are out on boats and they're living the best life and they're getting Instagrams

and you're like, oh, how do I get a bit of that? A life hack is buy yourself a return pass on the Fuller's Ferry on race day and then get your drinks from the bar on the ferry, go up to the top deck, frame out the ferry so no one can tell that you're on the Fuller's Ferry on race day and then get your drinks from the bar on the ferry, go up to the top deck, frame out the ferry so no one can tell that you're on the ferry and try and get the boats in the background and then get an Instagram that way.

It's going to be like, I'm on a $16,000 boat. That's amazing. That's actually a really good one. Caitlin, $16,000 isn't a very expensive boat, by the way. Oh, shit. Okay. It's like bringing you on one of those boats. Okay. So definitely like bringing you on one of those boats, aren't you? Okay.

So, definitely more than that. Seeing as you're, Willie, you are Toyota's official morale booster for the America's Cup, I thought I'd just quickly test some of your America's Cup knowledge. And what we're going to get you to find out is, can you correctly identify former or current Team New Zealand boat names? We'll go one for one. You against Caitlin.

Okay, Caitlin, you can go first. Okay. Okay, so Caitlin, is this or is this not a former Team New Zealand boat? Black Magic. Definitely, because they're all blacks. New Zealand. Bad reasoning, correct answer. Good, yeah, good.

Okay, Willie Wairua. Is this a former Team New Zealand boat? Black Betty. Negative. Negative, correct, good. Okay, Willie Wairua. Is this a former Team New Zealand boat? Black Betty. Negative. Negative, correct, yeah. Black Betty makes no sense whatsoever. It's one of my aunties. That's her nickname.

She wasn't in the cup. Caitlin, is this or is this not a former Team New Zealand boat? KZ7. KZ7. Yeah. KFC, KZ7. Nah, it's like doesn't make sense

to New Zealand at all that was a boat that's that big white one that was sitting outside the Lula Inn in the viaduct for like 15 years oh right

really oh no alright you can take the lead here okay is this or is this not a former Team New Zealand or current Team New Zealand boat

Te Rehu Tai yes correct current it is the current boat that was easy yeah a former Team New Zealand or current Team New Zealand boat. Te Rehutai. Yes. Correct. Current. It is the current boat. That was easy. It's a te reo maoli name.

Okay, then. Okay, I can do one for you, Caitlin. Okay. Is this or is this not a current or former Team New Zealand boat? Te Inter-Islander. New Zealand. Woo!

What? You're saying that is one of our boats? Oh, the Inter-Islander? Wait, hang on. But we had the Inter-Islander? Wait, hang on. But we had the Inter-Islander. They'll do it, I think. Cruising on the Inter-Islander.

That's a new... Okay. They're not racing it, though. Willie, why do I thank you for coming in? Yeah, cheers. Good luck with the racing. I hope you get out on one of those $16,000 boats. Oh, that'd be fantastic.

Bree and Clint. Want to talk tattoo fails for a second. There's a 25 year old by the name of Lee Holland who says that the tattoo that she got she didn't get it on a whim. She dreamed about this tattoo for two years. Okay. It wasn't something that she

did like haphazardly. Yeah, she didn't get drunk and like Nah, it was well thought out and um. That's good. And now it is a massive tattoo fail. But it's not her fault. So let me talk you through it. The tattoo is in the crook of her arm.

It's just below her, what do you call it? Forearm. Elbow. Below the elbow. Yeah. Yeah, it's just the elbow. Inside of her elbow, yep. And she got it done early 2020.

Now, that's important. She got it done at the beginning of 2020. Beginning of last year. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, right? The tattoo says, courageously and radically refuse to wear a mask.

Hang on a minute. Yeah. So this was before COVID. Hang on a minute. Yeah. So this was before COVID. Before COVID, yep. Well before COVID. So why was she thinking about masks? So she said that her interpretation of it that she was thinking about for two years was saying, always be yourself.

Never put on a mask that makes you appear like you're trying to be someone that you're not Be yourself Courageously and radically refuse to wear a mask Oh my god The timing The actual timing

She got it done on March 4 Two days later the first case of COVID appeared in her town That's insane That is mental She said it sucks Oh no, does she get arrested? She's not an anti-masker. She swears she's not an anti-masker.

So much so that she's had to wear long sleeves all summer. She's had to cover it up. And her mum even posted a photo of her wearing a mask because she's not an anti-masker. Her mum put a photo of her up wearing a mask and the caption said, hypocrite. But that's the thing, she's never going to live that down. That's never going to change

because people aren't going to forget COVID. I bet the first week she's like, oh, hopefully this is just a thing, but everyone will remember the time that we all had to wear masks. And it was so close to being pointy and if she'd just said courageously and radically refused to be anyone but yourself, you know, it'd be fine. Well, it's too many.

That's extra words. It might not have fit on the arm. If she'd just written be yourself, it would have been fine. She was trying to be original. Maybe she can change the word mask into bask or last or something. I don't know. We want to talk about tattoo regrets this afternoon. Did you get some ink that now you're like,

oh man, I wish I didn't get this? Because it must happen. Do you have a tattoo? No, and that's the main reason why I don't have one. Yeah, right. Because I know, I've never enjoyed anything longer than like three or four years. What part of me thinks I'm going to enjoy a tattoo

for the rest of my life? Yeah. I'm too fickle. You've got no tattoos, right? No, no thinks I'm going to enjoy a tattoo for the rest of my life? Yeah. You know? Yeah. I'm too fickle. You got no tattoos, right? No. No, I'm not allowed. My mum said I wasn't allowed one. Well, your mum may be right if she knows that about you too. She knows you're not a tattoo person. She's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't think that

I didn't pick you for a tattoo person, but Soundkeeper Elle's just piped up and said that she's got some ink done. Haven't you? Yeah, I did it last year. What a badass. I know. Yeah, girl. Rocked out of the tattoo shop. I'm like, yeah.

Do you regret your tattoo? I don't want to admit it. I've been telling myself for a few months, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's fine. Where is it, Sanky Bell? On the same place as the girl we were talking about. Oh, okay.

On your inner forearm below your elbow. Yeah. And what is it? It's a cat. It's my cat. Cute. And it's, like, got sunglasses on with a martini in its hand. Right.

Sick. Do you know that I think, actually, Soundkeeper Owls is probably the coolest out of all of us. Like, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Oh, you think that's a good tattoo? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, because it's sentimental. Yeah. I mean, it's weird. It's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Oh, you think that's a good tattoo? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, because it's sentimental.

Yeah. I mean, it's weird. It's really weird, but it's like kind of cool. Yeah, like I really love my cat and like I don't want to be a crazy cat person and get just like, I don't know, generic cat tattoos. Yeah, the sunglasses really mask it. So I made it really cool. Like I'm, yeah, I'm 20.

I'm going to get a cool tattoo. Look, my cat drinks martinis. I'm so cool. Okay, so maybe you don't regret your tattoo. I don't know, but I'm thinking when I'm 45, am I going to want this cat on my arm? I didn't think about these things. And the cat's long gone.

The cat's like scratched your eyes out, you know. Oh, don't. Sorry, sorry. That's a bit far. That's okay. Sorry. Sorry. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DARLS.M,

do you have a tattoo regret? It can be of anything. Have you got permanent ink on your body that you really wish wasn't there anymore? Share it with us, 0800DARLS.M, or you can text it in to 9696. Bonus to those who tried to cover it up with something else. Yeah, yeah.

You've tried to turn it into something that it's not. Yeah, perfect. Let us know. Yeah, give us a call. Bree and Clint. We're talking tattoo fails and tattoos that you regret these days. Like someone who's texted and said, I got my ex-wife's name on my chest above her heart. I regret it.

20 years and six kids later, she ran off with a peanut head that I used to call a mate. Oh, no. Lots of exes, eh? Lots of exes' names. This one's incredibly specific, but if you know, you know. My son is an artist in Melbourne. He has a tattoo of Kim Hill from Radio New Zealand on his arm.

Oh, random. Kim Hill is an icon, but yeah, I wouldn't imagine... I love how it's his mum and she's like, give him a call and ask him if he regrets it. She gave us his number. Oh yeah, she wants to know if he regrets it.

I reckon he doesn't. I reckon he loves his Kim Hill tattoo. Anyway, we want to know what your tattoo regret is this afternoon. Matt's called up. Hey, Matt. Hey, how you doing? Good. What is it? Well, I got a tattoo of my girlfriend had

just broken up with me. And I knew it would piss her off because she didn't really like tattoos, but I also thought we might get back together. So I got a tattoo of her name on my arm. But her name was Hana, and in Japanese, that means flower. So I got it tattoo of her name on my arm. But her name was Hana, and in Japanese that means flower, so I got it done in the Japanese symbol rather than spelling her name specifically. Yeah.

This was when you'd broken up? Yeah, it was like two days after we broke up. Okay. Okay, did it work? Did she come back to you? No, no. She ran off with my then best friend and moved to England. Oh, man. Oh, no, she ran off with my then best friend and moved to England. Oh, man.

Oh, no. How important is that Japanese Hana story now? So you can be like, oh, it's just a Japanese thing. I love Japanese things. Well, yeah, that was the thing. It was sort of like I could just say to someone, oh, it's just a Japanese single. It means this.

I could even make it up, really. Most people wouldn't even know. Yeah, you covered your butt, yeah. I still end up telling everyone the stupid ex story. So, I mean, it was... Nah, you've got to drop the story. Move on, man. Move on.

It's all about you and your love for Japanese flowers now. You're good. You're good. Let's get Caitlin on. Hey, Caitlin. Hey. Hi. What's your tattoo regret?

Oh, well, it's not actually me, but one of my best friends was a bit of a Harry Potter freak and she got the Deathly Hallows symbol as a crap set. Wow. No! Oh, no! On the lower back? On the lower back. So it's nice and dark and thick and then obviously she regretted it

a little while later. She tried to get it covered up with a really beautiful mandala design around the outside but the mandala is not quite as dark and thick as the Hello symbol so it's still pretty obvious. The tramp stamp

location is such like a sexual position for a tattoo to get a Harry Potter one down there. Yeah, it's a bit random. She should have got Chamber of Secrets. Clams. When I found out, I was definitely a little bit embarrassed for her. And I'm quite tattooed, so I had no idea what she was thinking.

But I would definitely have advised her against that. Yeah, totally. Well, you're a good friend. She needed you earlier. Someone said, I got a cross when I was 18 and I was going to be a pastor. I'm now 30 and very, very queer, non-binary, and I have this dumb cross on my back. That's so good.

Finally, Jess, what's your big tattoo regret? Well, it wasn't me. Well, it was me. So my ex got a naked photo of me tattooed on his back right calf. On his calf? Did you give him permission? Yeah, yeah, I was all good. Like, I was like, it's arty. It was like a respectfully arty photo. Okay, okay.

Tasteful. Tasteful nude, tasteful nude, tasteful nude. On his calf, yep, okay, yep. You know, like, say I used to look like that, it's all good. So then he got it tattooed on his leg, and six months later he cheated on me and left me for another woman. And now he, she makes him cover it up with sports tape. What kind of moron cheats on the woman that he has tattooed

on his leg? And also, who sleeps with a guy with a naked woman that's obviously not like a celebrity on the back of his leg? Jeez.

You've got to look at all places of the body before you sleep. No, I mean, I haven't done that, but still. Yes, that must have... Right, like it's a pretty

open spot, like unless you're wearing pants. And he's not a pants dude, he's totally a shorts dude, so it was always... That must have... Right, like it's a pretty open spot, like unless you're wearing pants. And he's not a pants dude, he's totally a shorts dude, so it was always... That must have really helped you get through the breakup, that story. Oh, well, it was good.

You know, now he sends me threats that I'm going to like, I'm going to turn it into a rectangle and I'm like, what, you're just going to have a rectangle on your calf? Yeah, also it's your leg, bro. Do whatever you want. You're like, you are so lucky

to have a hot naked woman on your calf. Last one, which I think is quite relatable. Someone said, I have a tattoo on my hip of a butterfly. I got it when I was 17 and I was young and thin and sexy. Now I'm 30 and I won't lie, I've got a bit chunky. Instead of a small pretty

butterfly, I've got a fat stretched butterfly on my love handles. Enjoy it. It's growing with you. None of that made me want to get a tattoo, I'll be honest. No, neither. We were just talking about tattoo

regrets before. Someone texted and said my mum has a tattoo of her ex-boyfriend's name on her leg. She's now married to my dad, who's not that guy, and my dad has never noticed. What?

Oh my god. She got off lightly. Yeah, shot dad. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Okay, Caitlin's here filling in for Bree for the next week and a bit, and we want to do your birthday bangers, the songs that were number one on your 16th birthday,

and we're going to kick it off with Daniel. Hey, Daniel. Hey, mate. How are you? Good. Hello, Daniel. When's your birthday? It's the 12th of July, 1989.

Okay, Daniel. On the 12th of July in 2005, you were not in the clouds, but you were rocking out to this. Crazy. Crazy Frog, Axel F. Do you like your birthday banger, Daniel, or do you hate it? Yeah, I like it. I liked it. Is Tilly into the song?

I feel like she would absolutely rock out to this. I'm worried that she would, and for that reason, I've never played it to her. But after yesterday's birthday banger, I really want to play her Baja Men, Who Let the Dogs Out. Yeah. Because I think she'll love it. I think she'll love it.

Okay, Daniel, that's fun. Is it enough to win birthday banger? We'll find out. G'day, Hayden. Hey-o. Hey-o. Hi, Hayden. When's your birthday? Banga will find out. G'day, Hayden. Hey-o. Hey-o. Hi, Hayden. When's your birthday?

May 5th, 1991. Okay, Hayden. On the 5th of May in 2007, this was the number one song. Banga! Absolute Banga. Absolute banger. Absolute banger. Yeah, this is good. This song goes hard, man.

You've got a great birthday banger, Hayden. I like it, love it. Cool, cool. Wait there. Let's get one more for Monica. Hey, Monica. Hey. Hey.

Hello. When's your birthday, Monica? April 7th, 1979. Okay, Monica. You were 16 on the 7th, 1979. Okay, Monica. You were 16 on the 7th of April in 1995, and on that day, this was the number one song. I've been married a long time ago.

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Rudin, toodin, scootin, bootin. Pod and I, Joe. Do you like it, Monica? Yeah, scootin, bootin. Pod and I Joe. Yeah. Do you like it, Monica? Yeah, it's very fitting.

Yeah. It's very fitting. Okay, good. Good to know. I don't think that song has ever come up while Brie has been here and not won. I'll just put that out there. Okay. It's right in Brie's wheelhouse, but I need you, Caitlin, to tell me what you want to hear.

I don't want to go against Bree because she's my girl. No, it's not a personal thing. Yeah. It's personal to you. I refuse to play Crazy Frog. And sorry, Daniel. Oh, come on. Sorry, sorry, Daniel.

I've got to go with Hayden and girlfriend, Emma Levine. Clint, what did I say? This is a vibe, isn't it? Bang, bang. Clint, it's very annoying. It's very annoying. I just don't think that people need this on a Thursday afternoon, you know? I want to go against

you, but not with this song. I want to go against you with Cod and I Joe, which pushes us to a split vote, which means we're going to go to producer Ben today for the deciding vote. And Ben, you can choose anything. What's the winner of birthday banger thing?

I'm not going to choose Crazy Frog. No? Let's go. We'll turn it off, Clant, please. As soon as he makes a decision, I'll turn it off. We'll go Girlfriend. Yay, Ben! There we go, everybody.

Hayden, you've won birthday banger. Yay, Ben! There we go, everybody. Hayden, you've won birthday burger. Congratulations. Cheers, guys. I personally would have gone for the Nobody song, but I love it. No, it's not a secret. I want to be your girlfriend. You're so fine, I want you, man, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right She's like, so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend No, right, no, right, I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way, think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me No way, no way, you know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away, I know you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again Cause she's like, so whatever I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again And again, and again, and again Cause she's like so whatever And she can do so much better I think we should get together now

And that's what everyone's talking about Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way Think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Cause I can, cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking? Hey, I don't like your girlfriends I think you need a new one I could be your girlfriend I don't like you like me Know it's not a secret I want to be your girlfriend

No way, no way I want to be your girlfriend. No way, no way. Hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend. That's right, now I think you need a new one. Hey, you, you, I should be your girlfriend. No way, hey, I don't like your life. No way, hey, I want to be your girlfriend. No way, no way, no way, no way, no way Ranking for the gym. Yes. Get it. The word they used was jazzed, actually. The jazz for the gym. The jazz for the gym.

Good on them. I was doing a shimmy and I hit my back. Caitlin was warming up for Electric Avenue this weekend. I think she may have pulled something. And that's your problem with being 30 and going to a festival. So I'm speaking from experience. We pull through. We do it for the love of music or something.

The love of being cool. Yeah. I didn't even nearly believe that. Yeah. I don't know what I'm talking about. Caitlin's here filling in for Brie. Hello. I've got a question for you guys.

What would you sacrifice? What would you give up if it meant that you could travel overseas again? Is overseas travel important to you, Caitlin? Yeah, it is. I haven't done much, but I've done a bit, and I love it. I love the different cultures. And you miss it? And just immersing myself, yeah.

Someone actually got ahead of us and texted through that. They'd give up oxygen. They need to travel right now. That person, if you're listening, you need to reassess your priorities. I know you want to travel, but Trivago Hotel,

Trivago, those guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the Trivago lady. God, she must be doing it tough at the moment. No one's booking a Trivago. Oh no, do you reckon

she still has a job? I don't know. Can they just chuck her on ice for a bit? I don't know. Put her in a hotel room. Oh my god. Hotel Trivago. Live here until the pandemic's over. Trivago have done a survey of 2,000 Brits and Americans to see

what they would give up to be able to travel again. And I thought you and me could go through this together. Just quickly, are you a big traveller? I love travel and I think it's true. You're in a very privileged position if you even can travel before a pandemic. But the travel that I've been able to do,

I think the saying that it broadens your mind is absolutely true. There's nothing like seeing how another culture lives to make you go, oh my god, I live in a bubble. Yeah, exactly. So yes, I love travel and I'd love to be able to go again. It's actually a perfectly timed pandemic

for me in that we've got a baby and we wouldn't be travelling anyway. Until he's probably a bit young. Yeah, exactly right. But one day I'd love to travel again. So here are the things I ask people. Would you give this day I'd love to travel again. So here are the things I ask people. Would you give this up to be able to travel again? And you tell me honestly, and I'll tell you honestly.

Your partner, three, two, one, no. Well, yes, I don't have one, so I'll give up my fake partner, yes. Okay, yeah, sweet, okay. 50-50. 20% of people surveyed said that they would leave their partner to be able to travel again. That's ruthless. Your job.

Because you meet new partners when you're away. Yeah, your job. Would you give up your job to be able to travel again? It doesn't mean quitting your job means you get a free holiday. It just means if you want to go overseas, you have to quit your job. Three, two, one. Yes. No.

You're just saying that because this is your full-time job. Partly. But like you can, I don't know. I just don't think that you should have to work for the rest of your life if there's something else you really want to do. Oh, my God. If you've got the means for it. You're such a single, no responsibilities student.

Live, laugh, love. Let's do it. You're such a single, no responsibilities student. Live, laugh, love. Let's do it. Pray love, baby. You and I are the same as the results. 50% of people said yes, they'd quit their job, and 50% said no. All of your savings,

would you give up all of your savings to be able to travel again? Three, two, one, no. I've probably got more savings than you. Yeah, I don't have any savings. The savings I do have my mum's in control of. So this is all relative. Yeah. 25% of people surveyed said they'd give up all their

savings to travel again. Most people do give up all their savings to travel. Yeah, exactly. Because their savings is for travel, right? Yeah. So I would have thought that 25% would be higher. Yeah. This is the big one. To travel again, would you give up sex for one whole year? That's the big question. Three, two, one.

No. Yes. I was waiting for you to answer that. 40% of people said that they would. I'm trying to answer that question. As a married person, you have to answer it as a couple. Yeah, right. You're answering it as a man.

Because I feel like if my wife was given the question and they said, hey, do you want to go to the Maldives for a week? You just can't have sex with Clint for a week. She'd go, where's my passport? Yeah, that was sex without me for a year. She's like, sweet, let's go. She's like, one year or five, I don't care. Where's my suitcase?

Bree and Clint. I came across something last night that I just wanted to share with you. It's actually super, super ruthless. So Peaches and Cream NZ put up on their Facebook page several pictures of a girl and said, do you know this girl? Now, I'm not going to say the name,

but they publicly, like it's got, it had over 3,000 likes and comments on it. Right. But they're looking for this girl because they need help to identify her as they believe that she, well, she took some missing adult fun toys. Ah, right. Actually, to be direct, there were two toys,

numerous other items that help along with adult fun times. She's a hardened criminal. She is. She took a hardened criminal. She is. There's also... She took a five-finger discount. Oh, my God. Clint, no more talking. No more talking.

I'm going to run this. Right, right, right. There's also a couple of videos up there, and this, like, I mean, she's a criminal, but I'm like, this poor girl, that is so embarrassing. They put her car registration, the type of car that she drives, the date,

they put, and then they found who it was and put her name and said that she's been in touch, thank you everyone, they're just waiting for the payment, and then they will remove the post. Yeah, Peaches and Cream wanted their Satisfyer Pro 2 back. They're like, come on, man. These are in hot demand at the moment.

The lockdown's caused a shortage and we need all the stock we can get. They'd have to take payment because you can't return those items. She couldn't take them in and go, hey, sorry, I stole these. Have them back. I know what you're saying. It's double ruthless because if you shoplifted from Kmart and they put up a post going this woman stole a dog bed,

that's embarrassing for you to be identified as a dog bed thief. But for Peaches and Cream to go, Caitlin stole, not just stole from a sex store, but for them to list the specific product. There's a video, there's videos of her walking around the store collecting the products

and photos of her face. Like, I get it. Don't steal. But, like, man. They've taken it down. They've taken it down, eh? When she made payment, they took it down. Yeah, but I took screenshots.

Here's a question. How do you figure out if something's cool? Especially as you go, like, closer to 30, maybe you're over 30, and it gets harder and harder to stay cool. How do you find out if something that you're wearing or something that you're doing or something that you're saying is cool? Because I actually thought that I was pretty cool, and then these bloody Gen Zers come in,

and they're like, make sure you part your hair in the middle and make sure you're not wearing skinny jeans. And so then it made me question everything about myself. Totally. And you shouldn't. You should be a strong wahine toa, Caitlin. But sometimes you just want to know if you're pulling off Birkenstocks. Sometimes you just need to know.

I usually have a fail safe that sits right beside me in the studio. Her name's Bree and she's very quick to tell me when something i'm doing is not cool if i wear a jersey she doesn't like it ends up on her instagram if i if i if i stray slightly in my fashion choices she'll go she'll just give me interesting t-shirt interesting but that's the kind of friend you need right that's someone to keep you accountable so that's how i know when something's not cool but how do you like i guess it's the same question how do you find out something's not cool. But how do you, like, I guess it's the same question. How do you find out if something's not cool or cool?

What do you do? Do you have, like, a trusted group of peers that you can send a photo to in the group chat and say, is this cool? It depends, like, what I'm wanting to hear. So if I'm wanting to, like, so for example, if I'm like, is this appropriate for like a job interview? I'll be like, mum. And she'll be like, no, you look like a slut. No, she won't say that. But then if I've got a friend, I've got a really good friend of mine that is always up with the latest fashion.

So I'll just send a photo and be like, yes or no. And how do I wear it? Is it Gracie? Gracie's one of them. Gracie is one of them because she's a fashion icon. She's so cool though. She is so cool. I would be scared to send anything to her or someone like her.

It's like my wife, Lucy, very cool. Yeah. That now sometimes I don't ask. Yeah, you've got Lucy. How would you ever wear something that's not cool? Because sometimes I want to take the bull by the horns And show her that Don't do that Show her that I'm a man

And I can make my own choices No, I mean, no And also I want her to think that I'm instinctively cool I want her to think that it's in me You like sneak out of the house So she doesn't see you wearing something And breathe like Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

Let's ask our Gen Z Our resident Gen Z So by proxy the coolest person we know, I guess, Anastasia. I would not give myself that title. No, neither would I, but it's just we have to give it to you. Well, I'm out and about more than you guys are. Yeah, you are. You're out there with the people.

You're at home with the kids. How do you find out if things are cool? Pinterest. Well, normally I go off what you're doing And just make sure I do the complete opposite Alright screw you Screw you Anastasia Yes Anastasia that's so good

Dabbing are we still dabbing Will we ever dabbing Oh man Hey was it okay that I said slut Sorry that just came out Is that okay Pinterest Hey was it okay that I said slut Sorry that just came out Is it okay cool cool cool Pinterest

Well normally I go off What you're doing and just make sure I do the complete opposite Alright screw you Play ZM's Brand Clint On Insta, Facebook, TikTok And live weekdays from 3 On ZM

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