ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th February 2026

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-M's Brie and Clint podcast. ZDem's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. Oh, hey. Woo-hoo! Zat-Dak, Dikensk, Dek-Dak, Dek-Klin. Disco.

What's going on, everybody? Happy Tarko Wednesday. Oh, is it Wednesday? It is Wednesday, yeah. Oh, that's good news. Happy Wednesday, y'all. Y'all. What is your favorite kind of taco?

Um... You can say it. You're amongst friends. Beeria. Oh, hipster. Is that hipster? Yeah, because most people don't know what that is. It's like pulled beef.

Yeah. Like... Why don't you just say that then? Authentic meal. Why don't you just say that? Oh. Pulled beef taco. Because the taco fans will know.

And that's the main community I was appealing to. Speaking of taco fans, how are you, Claudia? Good. What's your favorite taco? Fish. Mine? I do love a fish taco. But battered.

Yes. Like a crispy fish taco. Crispy fish taco. Oh, really? I don't love like a pen. I love a grilled fish taco. Like a variation of texture, you know. Okay.

I wonder if they could do a beery of fish taco. What's your favourite taco? Mung beans? No, I like jackfruit. Oh, worse. Oh, really? I quite like jackfruit. You've got to put so much work into jackfruit to make it edible.

Yeah, you do. Like I've never cooked it. No, I've tried and it's pretty. been bad. Sometimes it turns out well, sometimes it does not. I remember when we experimented with being pescatarian for a while, and my wife would do like a jackfruit curry. Oh, I didn't know you guys were into that kind of thing.

Experimenting with that. Experimenting in the kitchen. Anyway, the jackfruit taco, not taco, curry. Good. Yeah. No idea how you make it. A lot of work. Absolutely no idea.

I like the texture. It's fun. Is it sweet? It can be, yeah. It just takes on whatever flavor. It depends what you do to it. Yeah. Question, though, is there such thing as corn tacos?

Yeah, oh yeah, corn tacos. We can sort you a corn taco. Oh, my. You know what? I'm kind of teowed that corn, the company corn, have never sent us any free corn. Literally was wondering that today. Yeah, yeah. Give us some corn.

The amount of advertising we have given to corn. Like, it's mind-blowing to me. Someone just texted and said, Buria is the most basic taco in America, from what I know. But not here, baby. They're fancy here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, it's next live.

That's the trick to life, actually. Just go somewhere where you are fancy. Don't try and up fancy yourself. Just go somewhere where you are fancy. That's why I like traveling back home. It's like Kiwis love going to the UK because our accent is a novelty. Yeah, you feel so special, don't you?

You go to the UK, all of a sudden we're interesting. Yeah, and hotter. Yeah, yeah. No, no, I'm telling you. Like, when I lived in America, I was like at least two points hotter just because I was from Australia. Really? And because of my accent. Okay.

You don't believe me. No, no, I believe you. I'm telling you, I was getting people I would never get here. Did your choice of tacos? And beerier. Hey, we are going to kick things off with tradie versus ladies. Scores are 16 ladies, 10 tradies. So the ladies are more than a week in front. Well, let's do it.

Let's see who's got today, shall we? Yes. Is it you? 0800 dial ZM if you want to play now. Play ZDEM's Brie and Clint. Some people outside our studio waving to us through the glass, which has got like a reflective coating on it. Kind of feel like a zoo animal.

I was just about to say, do you feel like a monkey? A little bit. I feel like I'm on Big Brother. Oh, yeah. You know? Well, the Truman Show. Dance, monkeys, dance. This is the main event.

Trady. All right, here we go. The focus is now on you guys. Who's going to take it out? The trade is on 10 wins for the year. The ladies out in front on 16. Ladies in Auckland, she's 38, and she really hates onions. Welcome to the show, Olivia.

Hi, Olivia. Oh. Are you allergic or you just hate them? I really hate them. And I do all the cooking, so none of my three kids have ever eaten an onion. Really? We are subjecting your kids to your hatred. Yeah, yeah, we're going to build it into the family line.

We can build it into the family line. You know when you come into the kitchen sometimes, you're like, oh, what's that cooking? That smells good, and it's just mum cooking onions. You don't even like that smell, Olivia? No, like garlic and bacon, that's where it's at. Garlic and onions, though, pretty good, too. She wants to infuse her DNA with a hatred of onions. It'd be so hard for you to go out and eat at places because onions are in everything.

Yeah, but you just say you're allergic. You just lie and say you're allergic You just inconvenience them Because you can't be bothered Your buzzer is lady That's met our trainee from Dunedin He's 28 and he just started his own building company How impressive, welcome to the show Rubin

Goulden Good day, Rubin Cheers, thank you Go on, give it a shout out Rubin It's green builders The grass is always greener on the other side There it is Most importantly, what type of yuk do you drive, Rubin?

Oh, highlux He's the real deal It's the only Ute. Your buzz is Trady. Good luck, guys. First to three correct answers gets the 50 bucks from KFC. Here we go. Question number one. I'm still laughing.

I've filled it into the family line. That was classic Olivia. Sorry. Question number one, the land before time is a cartoon movie about what type of animals? Oh, I'm going to say Livia just got in there. Yeah. Dinosaurs? Did you disagree?

I reckon it was, I couldn't split them. Let's go to Claudia. Yeah, I was thinking lady. Okay, then two against one. Okay, that's a second opinion. And dinosaurs is correct. We move on to question number two. Complete the name of this iconic horror movie.

I know what you did last. Olivia, that time, definitely. Summer. Summer is correct. All right, Rubin, you need this one to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Rubin.

Is it Lady Gaga? Yes, it is, Rubin. Well done, mate. You're on the board. Here we go. Question number four. If I told you to meet me at noon, what time do you expect me to arrive? Shredi.

Olivia. 12 p.m. midday is correct. She's a late. Oh, she's a lay. Tough old game, that one. Could have gone either way. It was three one in the end. Both very good.

Could have gone either way. Olivia, 50 bucks coming your way. thanks to KFC, congratulations. What about an onion bargy? Can't get into an onion bargy? I think KFC's on it. They don't do onions. That's why she loves it.

Yeah, that's why they're the best. Not an onion in sight. Did you hear about the couple in Christchurch that found a heap of money in their ceiling? No. Did you not hear this story? No. Wild story.

So this was recently, a couple in Christchurch found more than $200,000 hidden in their ceiling. Oh, I did hear about this. Yeah. They weren't allowed to keep it, were they? It was a few weeks ago.

Yeah. And they did the honest thing. Yeah. And they took it into the police. Mm-hmm. And it was just plastic, wrapped up bricks of cash. Mm-hmm.

And the police said, oh, this is likely drug, drug money. We'll look after it. We're going to have to take this in. Yeah, yeah. It's best you just leave it here. Must be forfeited to us.

We'll do good things with it. Don't you guys worry about it. It's in the best place. We promise. We will not spend it all on donuts. But the couple lawyered up. Oh, yeah. The couple got a lawyer and they were arguing that they weren't involved in the crime

where the money came from, if it was drug money. Yeah. And their lawyer was pushing for them to get the money back. Finders, losers, weepers, I think the law's called. I agree as long as the rightful owner of the money can't be found. You know, if it was like money that was stolen from a bank or a shop or something like that and the police can go, we know whose money this is. Or just a shop.

If it was stolen from a shop or a person. I mean, if it was stolen from the bank, I don't know if I'd care. Oh, I see what you're getting at. Are you anti-bank? If I... Are you anti-bank? I'm not anti-bank. I just don't think they would...

I knew you're anti-vitamin. No, I'm on vitamins now. And mildly anti-charity. I know. I'm on the vitamins now. Yeah. I'm on the vitamin train. I'm taking them just in case.

Where do you keep your money? In the mattress. I'm not anti-bank. Hear me out. Do you keep your money in a brick wrapped in plastic in the ceiling? But I am pro the fact that I don't think the banks would miss it as much.

You have a Robin Hood. mentality. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Like, I don't hate banks, but I'm like, oh, they're not going to notice. Steal from the bank. Give to the poor. There's been a burglary.

Oh, no. At a bank. Ah, well. That'll be right. How much did they lose? Not the official stance of the Brean and Clint show, by the way. How much do they lose? $200,000.

They won't miss it. They won't miss it. I owe the bank more than that. I stand by it. Did they get the money back? Do you know? So I believe that the decision is still pending on this particular case. But I looked into it and under New Zealand law,

keeping money that clearly belongs to someone else, even if it's found in your own home, could be considered theft. Which I? If you tell anybody. Yeah. Yeah, if you get caught. Because that's the other part of this. Yeah.

You go to the police and you go, we found $200,000. Here's 200,000 of the $400,000 we found in our ceiling. Yeah. Which could have been the case. Yeah. I wonder if they watch you more closely. It's really weird to theorise about how we would commit crime live on the radio. But if you did and you took it in, if you take a large amount of money like that,

do the police then watch you more closely and they're like, are they getting any big purchases that we can't see on their bank statement? Yeah. Are they going to the Christchurch casino twice a whole? It's a great question. Yeah. It's a great question. But, I mean, I take the mentality of, you know, some of the main characters in the second fast and the furious movie, too fast, too furious.

Yeah. Where they skim some off the top. Oh, yeah. You know? It's the Homer Simpson mentality. One for you. One for me. One for you.

One for me. I can own up to finding some money because I handed it in. What money did you find? Was it from a bank? Idiot. Idiot if you handed that in No, when I was 17,000 Ty Bart in a luge cart

In a white envelope How much is that? Well, I didn't check at first Wait, we've got to look I did look, I can give you the number I've checked I handed it in I handed it in

I did And after two months It got given back to me Yeah No They waited two months for someone to lay claim to it And then you can keep that money Gil free

And I got it back, 17,000 Thai Bart. I was 17 years old. I was like, oh, I am minted. I took it to the bank. 600 bucks. That's not bad. It's not bad, except I thought I had $17,000. Like it was a fat ward of notes.

Yeah. I mean, disappointing, but I mean, 600 bucks. And it's clean then, because I've already handed it in. What kind of people were riding the luge that day? Thai people, I reckon. Thai drug dealers. Yeah, yeah. You know, had all that cash on them.

The Thai drug dealer. It was the annual Thai drug dealer trip to Rotorua. Such a good time of year in Rotorah. They love the blue lake top 10. We want to know when you found money. Yeah. How much you found, where you found it and what you did with it? Did you hand it in?

Did you keep it when? I'll judge in here. There is Franklin. We're talking about times you found money in what you did with it. The Christchurch couple who found 200 grand. they handed it in doing the right thing and then they said they weren't allowed any of it which I mean it does beg the question of

should you only have handed it in if you were expected to get it back so let's talk like logistics let's say we were the couple and if we could go back in time knowing what we know now would we still hand it in no you said logistics not morals what's the conversation about

would you knowing that the police would keep it Yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, they're saying they're like, oh, it's likely to be drug money, so we're going to keep it. Yeah. Well, you go, well, how about I keep it until you figure it out? Yeah. Yeah.

Would you still hand it in? Yep. No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. Here's a story about finding money in your bank account. Okay. We've all heard about stories like this. Someone said, my sister found a bit over 10 grand in her bank.

So she went out and bought a car. What? When the mistake was noticed, they had three days to return the money, or she would be charged with fraud, mum and dad had to go halves and paying it back and my Christmas was crap. Oh, that sucks. Your sister.

What, in what world? Because I mean, in some worlds, they might never notice. You can't get the money back either. Once you buy the car, it's worth less than 10 grand. Yep. Because you go sell it again. You really shot yourself with a foot there.

Anonymous, you find some money? Are you there, Anonymous? Oh, is it me? Yeah, that's you. You found some money. Yes, I did. I was about 19 years old, home from university, in the pub with my girlfriend.

Yeah. And I found $50 on the ground in the pub. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. And I picked it up, and this was quite some time ago, so 50 bucks could get you a fair whack at the bar. Yeah, bloody eyes. Yeah, and I asked around briefly,

and I got tapped on the shoulder and got told that it belonged to one of the biggest entitled sleazers in our town. so I immediately walked to the bar and shouted the entire group I was with a drink. Yeah, you did it, anonymous. I wouldn't have given it back either. How good's the feeling of finding a single note?

Like a single note. It doesn't matter the denomination, but a note, not a coin, a note. So good. Because it kind of feels like a victimless crime. Yeah. I'll just keep this. Yeah, I'm a big believer in karma, so I thought that was my contribution to his karma.

Yeah, you got good karma from that. But then what's the karma that's going to come? your way from stealing the $50 Anonymous? Well, I did get a few high-fives from some of the blokes that were actually hanging out with him at the past. They were hanging out with him? Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another Anonymous, you've got a story about finding some money.

Yeah, so this was about, I'm going to say, 20-plus years ago. You know, sort of predates cell phones and things like that. And a workmate of mine was driving through the old. Hoyt's 8 in Christchurch. Used to be the old railway station pre-earthquakes. Okay. I know the one. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they were going there to indulge in a little bit of the devil's lettuce. And they ran over a duffel bag. Okay. And so they quickly dragged the duffel bag into the car, hooned away, opened it up, and there was a wallet in there with nothing but a driver's license of a young Asian person. Okay. A thousand dollars in New Zealand cash and a bag with 10 grand perfectly in American cash. What?

American money, $10,000? American money, yeah. So he came to me and he sort of said, hey, what do I do with it? Because it had these weird little red stamps all over the notes. Okay. I didn't quite know what they were. So I knew a guy who knew a guy.

And he was dealing in kind of stamps and coins and things like that. So he dealt with a lot of cash and stuff like that. So we kind of made an agreement that I would give him the money, but I would take $1,000 of it. But then the guy I went to, I said, hey, can you clean this money? You take $1,000 and I'll take $1,000. And anyway, by the time the money came back,

it was about $17,000 in cash. So my mate took his one grand. I took my two grand. And then passed it on to the other boys. It was two of them. They got $7,000 each. Wow. Are you admitting to laundering money live on the radio Anonymous?

Yeah, there's a lot of people around called Anonymous. we should be fine. I reckon we park that one there. I reckon that to we park that one. She's, that was good. Oh, okay. We'll just finish on this one. We said...

Oh, I love that so much. We should be fine. He was anonymous. It is a very common name. Yeah, yeah. We have heaps of people call through with that name. We'll finish on this one. The question was, where'd you find some money?

And someone said, guys, I find money every time I look in my partner's wallet. Wow, it's one of those magic self-filling wallets. God, they're hard to come by. It's just always nutty in there, yeah. Hard to come by. Zadem's Brancel. You and I both big fans of buying things secondhand. Yeah.

I love it. You feel like you get a deal. You feel like you're doing something good. Feel like you're doing something good. For the planet, for your wallet. Quite a few good wins in there buying secondhand. Yeah. And a friend of mine came to me and told me this story,

which there's more wins. than that in this secondhand buying story. Okay. So she said to me, she's like, oh, I bought a TV, bought a second-end TV. And I was like, oh, great. Yep. Did you get a good deal? She goes, yeah, I got a good deal.

But I may have got the best deal ever because the person I bought the TV from has left all of their streaming services still logged in. And I have been using them for the past three to four months. So I've cancelled all of my streaming services And I'm just using the person Who I bought the TV offs That is a victimless crime That is

Because I mean it's not like it's costing The previous owner's wallet You know She's going to run into trouble soon With the Netflix one I think it's up to 55 days Netflix wants your device To connect to your home Wi-Fi

Oh, that's two months of free Netflix. You can avoid that, though. Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? Drive over. Yeah.

Park in the street. Yeah. Connect the TV and you just have to do that. How do you turn the TV on? Just get a generator. Oh, okay, so we get a petrol generator. Yep. How much is that going to cost?

Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. See if anyone, you can loan a generator. Okay, borrow a generator. Borrow a generator. Borrow a generator. Drive around to the previous owner's house. Yeah. Get close enough to their house that you're on their Wi-Fi network.

Correct. But far enough away that they don't hear the sound of a diesel generator in their front yard. Yep. Turn the TV on. Connect it real quick. And then you're good for another 55 days. Again, victimless crime. Simple.

In all seriousness, though. It does feel like a bit of a win. As long as you don't do anything nefarious with it. There'd be some people who would try and reverse engineer it to see what the password is and then log into that person's email account. Go through that to find out their banking details. for all the money out of their savings account into a crypto account, which is untraceable,

and then convert that crypto into cash that you then use for yourself. You sound like you're speaking from experience. Huh? Yeah. Yes, okay, that's an example of a second-hand item that has some of the previous person's information attached that you want,

don't you? Absolutely. An example of one that you don't want is if you bought a second person, and hand pair of jeans and it had skitties in them. Who's not wearing underwear when they're wearing jeans? A lot of people. Really? I don't think Joey Tribiani's character wore undies, did he?

Yeah, I think you might be right, actually. Because maybe when he put on all of chandelus clothes and he did those lunges? Yeah. And the whole gimmick was that he doesn't wear undies? No, no, no. He said, I'm wearing all the underwear you own. Oh, okay. And he's doing lunges. Lundges, oh, right.

But I'm pretty sure you're right. I'm pretty sure he was a non-underwearing character. Our producer Ella suggested you buy a digital camera secondhand And it has the previous person's photos still on it Good or bad Oh great I don't mind depends what they are though I'm pretty nosy I'd like to have a look

Yeah That's all good Could be good, could be bad Buying any sort of clothing Uh oh Okay any sort of clothing Yeah And you find either someone's money

Yeah To ching In there Yeah Great That's great That does happen too You go to the selling

you buy a coat, it's got 20 bucks in the pocket. A friend of mine... That's a victimless crime too. A friend of mine bought this leather jacket from like a secondhand shop. Yeah. And I believe the jacket was like it was really old. It was like a really cool jacket.

It was probably like a 30 year old jacket. And in the pocket there was like an inside the jacket pocket that had like a zip in it but it was kind of like a hidden pocket. There was a little diary in there. Oh, like a little black book. How artsy. And it was someone's diary.

And it was like all the, like this person's love story, true story. Oh gosh. And she was like, what do I do with this? I was like, oh, Bennett. Wait, that's memories. What if it's someone like notable? Yeah, publisher. She said to me, I was like, did you read the whole thing?

And she was like, yeah, she goes, it's really sad. Oh my God, that could have been like the next Anne Frank. I was thinking that. Yeah. But I don't want to say it. But yeah. I doubt it. Very good stuff.

It was in Australia. Oh, right. Oh, okay. I mean, it could have been Reagan. Yeah, it could have been Raygun's diary. Dear diary, People were mean to me at the Olympics. I stand by what I did.

This is a, no rug rants. This is a long shot, okay? But our question for you is, what was on the secondhand device or item that you purchased? So our friend got a TV. All the streaming apps were still logged in. Yeah, it might be something good. It might be something bad.

You might have bought a DVD player, and it still had a copy of finding Dory inside it. Oh, that's a win. Ella? Does it count if you bought a guinea pig and it ended up being pregnant? Yes, it does. Definitely counts.

Because their guinea pig had guinea pigs inside it. Exactly, and then they died. Oh. That's all more about the Anne Frank thing. Yeah. Talking about a friend of ours who bought a secondhand TV, and then when she turned it on, the previous owner had forgot to log out of all of their streaming services.

So she has been using those streaming services and has since deleted all of hers because she doesn't need them anymore. The day that person does a security update and changes all their passwords, devastating. Do you want to hear, the funniest part is my friend told me that when the person dropped the TV round, because apparently dropped the TV round, or maybe she picked it up from them, she was like, oh, can you show me that the TV works, like my friend?

Yeah. And apparently the person was like, yep, look, here's it working, and then showed my friend that Netflix was working and then still didn't tweet that they should log out of their Netflix. Here's where I'm up to on Bridgeton. Here's my payment details if you want those. True. You know?

True. So we want to know what was the secondhand thing that you bought that still had the previous owner's things on it? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. What did you get? The secondhand thing.

It still had the previous person's things. So it's a few years ago, but I purchased, my boss upgraded his iPhone. Okay. Ex boss now. So it was an iPhone 8. Yeah. And jumped on it, me being nosy. Obviously, photos weren't there.

connected to the cloud. It's still connected to his cloud. No, no. And Lord be hold of it, there was multiple pictures of his wife. No, anonymous. No! No, anonymous. Nauty anonymous.

I could not look at her. She worked in our office as well, and I could not look her square in the face up. Anonymous. Was it just like pictures of her, like, you know, on family holiday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, showing that her horns needed to be mode. All right, anonymous. Listen.

Factory reset. If you're selling a phone, factory reset. Right? If I was her and I found out. She must never find out. Never. You take that to the grave. And actually, shame on her husband.

If you have those photos, if you've been blessed with those photos, you don't let them go into the cloud. You protect them with your life. And if you put them in the cloud, you protect them with your life. I can just picture the husband, though, when he's like, oh, I need to sleep. are the ones I need to put up to the cloud or my prize positions

and I'm going to go with these ten obviously. This is the problem with people like you who don't understand how the cloud works. Bree doesn't think that she has the cloud but every photo you've ever taken I guarantee you it's in the cloud. I hope not. Oh bloody hope not.

Remember that time I had to take a picture of my undercarriage? Yeah. You've got to finish that sentence. There was one time where I was going for laser hair removal. And when you go for laser hair removal in that area, you have to shave the area.

So it's complete, like, you know. And I had my leg up in the shower, and I had the razor up in a spot that was quite dangerous. And I slipped, and I thought I'd cut it open. And so I had to get my phone. And I took a phone. I don't think I've ever told this to really. on the radio and I'm just remembering

that now. I think this was a personal story I told you guys Anna clip that one we've got our video for today okay don't clip that that's what I did to my nose I clipped it with the razor

this isn't even the topic this isn't even the topic anyway do you guys want to know what the photo showed no thanks no that's the last thing I want to know do you think that's in the loud. Yes. Rees, please help us. Oh no. I can't help you. It's not a good story. No. Okay.

What, Rhys, like you've never cut Uranus before? Not my noot. He didn't take a photo either. Anjo string's gone. See, Reese, he can relate. Reese, the secondhand item you purchased that still had some of the previous owners things on it. So I got a jacket from an op shop in Cambridge, quite a nice op shop. It's quite a nice jacket, but cheap, so I thought, yep, we'll get that. Went out that night and put my hand in my pocket, and I went, oh, what's that?

It's weird. Pulled out a fingernail. Oh, gross. Put my hand back in the pocket, and there was a lot more fingernails in there. I put the jacket upside down and out came a pile of fingernails. Oh. When you say a pile, how many are we talking? A fistful.

Oh, no. The person I'm assuming was snacking on fingernails. Oh. It's so yuck. I love buying secondhand clothing and thrifting and things like that. Stories like that make me want to never do it again. Same. I assume they were clean fingernails.

Doesn't matter. What would you rather, what would you rather find in a secondhand jacket, Reese? You weigh in on this. Everyone can weigh in. What would you rather find? A fistful of fingernails? A fistful of hair. Or the password to Bree's eyecloth.

Shut. The ZDM Podcast Network. Right now, let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant cleanse. Google Down, Punk. Right, here we go, Google Down time,

where I test the guys in the show about whether or not they know what they're doing when it comes to Google. Who's the best? Who's the fastest? And they play for people listening, if you've text through their name, I'm going to ask a question First person to yell out the correct answer

The most common answer that comes up on Google I'll give you a point First to three takes the win Are we ready? We are ready I just wanted to check in I think I may have beaten Claudia Two weeks in a row now

Whoa You what? We didn't play last week But the week before that And the week, yeah maybe From memory I do think you might have I like to not remember these things

Yeah I know it's like trauma I didn't even write it down You probably did work I was so mad. Because the first one, the second one, I was like, it's not a fluke. Yeah. Wow. And Claudia holds grudges.

I sure do. Hang on, are you cheating again and using the speech dictation? No. Are you sure? Yeah. Have you been practicing at home? Yeah, I'm that lame. Imagine if he was.

All right, here we go. Question number one. In what year did Electric Avenue start the festival? 2020. Shit. 2020. 2015. I'll give it to you Ella

She said 2020 shit 2020 shit She didn't finish What she was saying It's because AI gave me the actual dates for this year Obviously she didn't mean 2020 shit Then why would she say it

What if a year was 2020 shit 2020? It's 2020 Yeah 2020 shit I think we rename 2020 to 2020 shit

I agree let's do that Okay here we go Question number two How many seats of Lizzie McGuire are there? Oh, no. Oh, man, I've got Lizzie McGalpine. Damn it.

There's only two seasons. Correct. You're kidding. There's only two seasons, but fun fact, the seasons were really long, like 30 plus episodes. I was going to say, is that a Mandela effect? Like 30 plus episodes, that's a long season. 65 total episodes.

Yeah. Wow. Which is kind of like, I want to say like at least four seasons. Yeah. That's like six modern seasons. And an incredible movie. I mean, let's, don't even start me on how good the movie was. All right, we have one to Claude.

One to me. One to Ella. Question number three. What is the main ingredient of butter? Milk. Cream. You girls. Idiot.

Why did I go? Why? Cream is the correct answer. Mamma me. And at that moment, They knew they after. Question number four. What was the number one song in the year 1999?

Smooth, Santana. No Scrubs. TLC. Believe by Cher. Oh, damn it it is. I read number two. Share believe is the correct answer. Come on, Claudia.

Do you believe in Clint? No. Wow. I'm share. Bitch. Question number five. What year did they finish building the Brooklyn Bridge? Shit.

1883. Oh, man. 1883. And that is the game to Mr. Clint Roberts. I hate this game. He's done it three weeks in a row. Jess, thank you for Cher believing in me. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Perfect, awesome. And you get this little snippet of share. believe to celebrate. Oh, let's go. Do you believe you're in life after love? I said share, not Kermit the Frog. The vocoder.

That's good. What am I supposed to do? Can I do it? Sit around and wait for you, but I can't do that. I don't know that bit. There's no turning back. And they say this show will never win a radio awards.

It's Z-Am's Breed. and Clint podcast. On Zid. I'm a recent Noah Kahn fan. Oh, are you? Yeah. Yeah. I'm more...

What? Sorry. That's not the right attitude. What? I'm more of a Noah Kahn fan. Oh, Noah Kahn. No, Kahn. No, a can't...

No, a can't... Noa can do attitude. There's a joke in here somewhere. It's somewhere. It's somewhere in here, yeah. And I regret getting to this point. On air. Yeah.

Let's move on. That's why we have brainstorms. Yeah. We work about these off. Oh, that's right. Sorry, I've been away, so I forget that. You would have missed the Noah Khan brainstorm that we had. Yeah, gotcha, gotcha.

Yes, he can. Hey, do you remember a few years ago we talked about the possible future price of a cup of coffee? Do you remember that? Yes, I do remember that. It was shocking. It was all over the news. It was just after lockdown and all the cafes were like, we should be charging seven. $7 for a cup of coffee.

Like realistically, they said, this is the price. Once we factor in milk and beans and power and water and rent and staff. No, these are all overheads of what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And tattoos for our baristas, septum piercings for our baristas. And those aprons that are like denim, but the straps are leather. And the clogs that they wear.

And the clogs. $7. $7 they said. Anyway, that was ages ago now. That's like four years ago. And now, at the time we were like, rack off $4.50 for a coffee. Fast forward to $206.26. It's not unusual to pay $6.50 for a cup of coffee,

especially in the major centres. Yeah. Your Auckland's, your wellingtons, your Christchurches, your tootungets. Pretty standard. Well, there's a new price prediction out today. Ooh. And it's credible. For when?

For like 2026? They say what they should be charging now. So when this came out, they said, this is. is what coffee should cost. And that was like 2022. Got it. There's a guy called Richard Corny. He's the managing director of flight coffee.

Credible. Very good coffee. Flight coffee. They do the coffee in the cans as well. I like a flight coffee. Okay. He says that any cafe that is charging less than $7 for a coffee right now, he reckons they're making a loss.

They're subsidizing that cup of coffee to get you into the shop. The same way the supermarket is doing with beer. So they're losing money on the coffee. Supermarkets sell beer cheaper than they buy it so that they can get you in so hopefully you buy some bananas. Cheaper than they buy it, do they? Yeah.

Is the supermarket the cheapest place to buy beer? Yeah. And wine? Yeah, I think so. My supermarkets don't have beer and wine. I live in West Auckland and we can't be trusted with beer or wine in our supermarkets. How have they not changed that?

There are two places in the whole country where that exists. Invercargill? Invercargle and West Auckland. Why, when did that come into place? I don't know. Before I moved there. Anyway, do you want to... So Richard Cawley from flight coffee. Yeah, yeah.

I thought you caused it. Just before I moved there. They took the alcohol out of the supermarket. Like when your uncle comes around for Christmas and you're like, oh, God. We've seen the mustache on this guy. Can't be trusted. Richard from flight coffee says, right now, a cup of coffee should cost $10.50.

Holy Toledo! For a regular flat white, $10.50. I mean, I don't know why I'm, like, I'm shocked for everyone else, but I've got no skin in this game. Oh, you don't drink coffee? No, but I'm still shocked. $10.50. You know what?

Everyone, look, and I feel, I do feel for the cafe owners, because that is a tough business to own. Especially, like, through all the years of COVID and the stuff that they went through, it's really tough. I do believe it, like, it probably does cost that. much for them to make enough profit to stay open. But you wouldn't be having a coffee a day if it was $10.50. Yeah. $10.50?

Yeah. It's over $50 a week on just your coffee while you're at work. It's outrageous. I mean, and nothing against, you know, cafe owners, but those brevel coffee machines, buy some shares in that. Because they're going to go through the roof. You know who's laughing right now, George Clooney. The Breville company. George Clooney and the Nisprisso Company.

Mm. Yeah. Yeah. Every person I know has one of those breathful coffee machines now. Do they? Yeah. And it's just for how much coffees cost now. Yeah, but it's not one or the other. Like if you love coffee, you'll probably have a coffee at home and then you'll buy a coffee out too. Like my partner, I bought a coffee machine for our household on the account of she was buying two coffees a day.

Yeah, yeah. And I reckon she probably buys, like when she's at work, she'll buy a coffee. or she'll take a coffee with her, so she probably buys three coffees a week. Yeah, we'll wait until it goes up to $10.50 a cup. It's over $30 a week. Oh, we're going to have to get rid of one of those streaming services. Why did you wrong?

How is it 30 bucks a week? Does she only work three days a week? Yeah, because she works 12-hour shifts. Oh. Yeah. We've gone too far into the weeds here. We should have just said $10.50 and got out. You're the bloody panel operator.

He should have hit the button ages ago. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. A bit of a surprise for you. A good surprise? Yeah. Yeah. Because it shows that your friends care about you. Oh no.

And they're interested in you. They want to celebrate you. What has happened? All aspects of you. What has happened? Do you remember yesterday on the show when we spoke about appearance transformations that you regret? And you revealed this. I got bobbed once.

Did you bob? I got bobbed. I reckon I was about 18, 1990. and my hairdress is like we should just lob it off you'd look great. It was so bad. You can't hide behind the blinds,

okay? You can't. This is happening. This is happening whether you participate or not. I'm so angry. I'm really not happy. We offered a ransom. No, I don't believe you've got it.

We offered a ransom to your mother, Mama Di to provide us with photos of the Bob and she supplied them. Please welcome to the show. Mama Di. Hi, guys. You are on my list, woman. I'm taking you down.

Oh, I know, I think I've done the wrong thing. No, you have not. No, no, I should have got paid first. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a $100 ransom. No, we're good for it, Di, we're good for it. Don't worry, we're good for it. We'll get it to you.

Oh, ma'am, this is not going to be good for you. It took me hours, but I was determined to earn $100. You spent hours on this? Your mother provided us with photos of photos of you as a 19-year-old with a fresh bob. I'm so annoyed. I don't even want to see it. It's so traumatising. I don't even want to see the photo.

If you post this online. The photos are currently in the possession of our social media manager, Ella Shepard. And her finger is hovering over the post-busy. as we speak. I'll do anything. What do you want me to do? No, let's make, we can make a deal. We know.

We can make a deal, guys. We know that you will not give us permission to post the photos, which is why we have to go to the rightful owner of the photos, your mother, Mama Die, for permission to post them. Is it bullshit? Dye, Tomasel. On the record.

On the record. Yeah. I reckon if she matches the bet, I reckon I will say no. 100 bucks? Yes, I've earned $200. Well, no, I'm not paying you. If you take Brees money, I'm not paying you. Oh, come on.

Your word is your word, Clint. I know, I know mum's just toying with me. I know she's toying with me. And you know what? I knew Karma was going to come and get me eventually. For that Bob. To be honest, this is the second time Karma has come to get me. You've got to pay the Bob.

The Bob. the first time. I don't believe you have it. I don't believe it. To be honest with you, I don't know if I do what I'm posted, to be honest, because the trauma I went through when she came home after she had had to go into therapy for about three months. There are four photos of Bree with the Bob.

What? And I'm trying to do this ethically, okay? I'm trying to achieve, I'm trying to get consent for your mother. So, Di, I'm just going to ask you once and ask you clearly, can we please post this? the photos. No, you can't. I can't do that to Brianna. Ella post them anyway.

Hit post now. No. Everybody. Everybody at Brian Clint on Instagram. I cannot guarantee how long these pictures will last up there. I cannot guarantee. I need to...

Okay, at Brian Clinton on Instagram if you want to see the Bob photos. No! No! No, you're not the deal is. You're not the deal. Liz, Rihanna,

you have to look at the photos and pick which one you reckon to post. Well, they're already up there, die. The last one's not,

no! Hey, can I say... Oh, they're not that bad. No, I don't think they're bad at all. I think she looks beautiful. Ella and I were talking this morning about these pictures. I don't know. I don't get this reaction, Bree.

You look great. You look cool. The first photo, the first photo, that person, that person's name could be Suzanne and she could be a 68-year-old grandmother. That too, that could be that person. It brings out your eyes. It's beautiful. Oh, piss off. We are nursing babies in that photo too, Brianna, so it could be a 60-year-old.

You guy. Oh, no. Oh, I'm panicking. If you would like to see the photos of Brie when she got bobbed. They are currently on the Brianclin Instagram page. I cannot vouch for how long they will start out there, so you need to view them now. No, Brianna, you look beautiful. I mean...

She does look beautiful. Hey, Diane, don't you start. You're on my list. I don't know who Diane is. That's you. Someone's just texting hashtag bring back the bob. You be very careful, Brianna, because I'll send in the one of when I turned your hair black and see how you go. Oh, we'll have that.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, that's fine, mum. I take back. Can I just go on the record? Yeah. I did not bob it. No.

She didn't know. No, you didn't do it. No, because you're a hairdresser as well and you don't want your name put to this haircut. Do you die? Yeah, no, I don't, but I only turned it black, so that's not so bad. All right. Well. I'm so sweaty.

Thank you for the photos. Sorry to override you die, but I think it's. for the greater good. I think Bree will thank me one day. Just send me the 150 bucks and I'll say all right. 150? There's a hundred. I'm coming for you, woman.

It's 100 in a bag of Brian Clinton chips. Your ass is grass. I'm going to bob you in your sleep. Bob and Clint Zim. Play Zatim's Bree and Clint. We just released. Yes, okay, we released the pictures of Bree's Bob from when she was 19 on our Instagram.

against her will. But the feedback has been so positive. I do genuinely think that you'll thank us eventually. God, people are so lovely. But that's just because they wanted to see the photos. And now they're just like, oh, no, I don't look that bad. It looks fine. You know what?

After seeing the photos, because I was terrified, because I didn't know what photos you had. And after seeing the photos, I mean, number four is pretty horrific. But could have been worse. It could have been worse. They're very of the time. Yeah. What year would it have been?

2007-ish? Something like, no, a little bit later maybe, 0-8-09, something like that. Well, they're still up, okay? You can still view these photos of Bree's Bob on the Bree and Clint Instagram page at Breein. People are saying it's not short enough. I don't think those photos, I don't think I allowed a camera near me. You went into hiding.

Yeah, I did. She was like Osama, she went into the caves. For at least three months. Some selection of text messages for you. Looks great. I really like it. Money well spent, Clint. Can I get these on a t-shirt?

No. Someone said, I was expecting way worse. I'll take that. And someone else said, Scream's gay, but it looks great, Free. I like the Bob. I like the Bob.

I think you should revisit it. Don't. See, don't do that. What if we did something? What if it was for charity? I don't care. What if it was like Bob? for the blind foundation.

I don't care what charity or how much money. I've got it, Bob for a cure. We said we can raise... You know what? You know what? If they could guarantee that they came up with a cure

for cancer for all mankind, I'd get another Bob. Oh, how generous of you? I'm like a modern-day mother Teresa. You're like, but not unless it's every cancer. All of them across the board. Not just melanomas. I want them all gone.

And then I'll cut three inches off my hair. Oh shit. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Swift topic change. Has anyone here done outward bound before? No. No. You and I got invited to do outward bound.

We both wanted to do it, but... We couldn't go for some reason. Couldn't get time off work. Yeah. Because it was like during the week. Producers you haven't done it? I don't know lots of people get to do it, but... No, never done it.

Is it when you go outside and you're alone? Yeah, a little bit. No, thanks. Oh, my own company? Gross. I try to avoid that. We haven't done it, but lots of Kiwis have. Ella's right.

It's an outdoors, from what I know about it, it's an outdoors, confidence-building, self-discovery adventure course. Okay. And you go for like a week or two weeks, or I think you go up to three weeks. They're in the news at the moment because they have essentially a boredom

challenge as part of the course. And boredom's very trendy at the moment to be bored because we never are anymore. What do they say? We are constantly entertained. What do they say raw dogging a flight? Raw dogging life. Yeah. Or dogging reality.

Because you can constantly, at the second that your brain is not occupied or you're alone with your thoughts, you can just pull out your phone. And put something into it. And put something into it. We're never bored. So they're talking about this outward bound one. Do you want to hear, I want to tell you about. And you tell me if you think you could do it.

Sounds like, without hearing the details, sounds like my actual worst nightmare. But let's hear the details. I might change my mind. So this component of outward bound is called Outward Bound Solo. It's in the Moulbrose Sounds. And what happens is after you've done several days of group activities with everybody, you are then separated and you're giving the, given some basic necessities.

You get a tarpaulin, you get a notebook. You get some food rations and you get a bucket for your business. Oh. Yeah. They then take you into the bush. You get left alone for up to three nights in the bush. Three nights. But they mark out a 10 metre radius around you and you have to stay inside that 10 metre radius.

This is just getting worse and worse. So it's not like you just... That sounds awful. Find your way out. You stay put. The other participants are... near-ish, they're around you. Can you see them?

No. Okay. And you're encouraged not to communicate with them. Okay. Okay. An instructor checks on you once a day, just to see that you're okay and you haven't gone insane, I guess. Or hurt yourself.

You're not allowed to make a fire, and you're not allowed to climb trees either. Those things are banned. What? Yeah. Someone who's done it, because the food rations, but I was like, well, what's the food rations? Yeah.

who's done it said they got four carrots, four apples, four pancakes, and a couple of bags of like Scroggins. Scroggen mix. Trail mix. Yeah. And it's up to you to make it last. So you might eat all four of your carrots on the first day. So you can't even entertain yourself by going like food scavenging.

No. Or like building a fire and cooking something that you like went out and caught or something. No. You could build yourself some kind of shelter. Bivouac, yeah, shelter, but it has to be with things that are inside your 10 metre radius. So you don't have a sleeping bag? Oh, that's a good question.

I think you might. I think they might send you with a pack, but I don't know. I actually don't know. This sounds awful. So could you do it? No. Take the elements out of it.

I just want to focus on the being alone. No phone, no internet, no music, no TV, obviously. and no communication. You can talk to yourself, you can talk to birds, you can journal because you've got your notebook. Oh, yay. Yeah. I actually quite like my own company.

Like I feel like I'm one of, I like a typical introverted extrovert where I love being around people and I give all my energy and then I need time on my own to like recharge. But that's when I've got things to do. Yeah, I like my own company when it's like putting on my favourite album.

and making a coffee and... Watching my favourite show. Yeah, pottering around the house. Yeah. Three days. I could not do three days. It's just you and your own thoughts. Could you do three days?

Well, yeah, I'm sure I could do it. But... I don't reckon you could. Don't you? Like, of course, like, if I had to do it, I could do it as well. That's what I'm saying. I don't know that I would enjoy it. No, but I'm saying, like, you have a choice.

Yeah, yeah. To do it or not. not. And would you ever choose to do it? Someone's just texted instead, I went to Outward Bound. This is the same course from 20 years ago. So yeah, they're famous for it. The school I went to, the high school I went to back in Aussie, we did a similar program. If you're in grade 10, all the grade 10 is do a similar program called Iron Bark. Oh, yeah.

And it's where you get taken out to this place called Iron Bark. and you do similar things. And one of the things that we did was you spend 24 hours on your own. Yeah. In a tent. Yeah. But you're allowed to like leave the 10 metre radius.

Right. And you're allowed to like find food. Go for a slum or something. Yeah, yeah. You're allowed to do all that stuff. But someone else just text in who's done it. They said you're not meant to talk much about it. But I did this thing on the 21 day course.

They said it was the best sleep I've ever had. It's easier than you think. you just sleep, shit in a bucket, and time flies. The hardest bit is that they take your watch away from you so you have no idea what time it is or how much time has passed. Yeah, see, that's like mental torture.

This is what they do in naked and afraid. Is it? It's what the whole show's about, but they also have no clothes. I was going to say, but you're naked. Yeah, and also afraid. Probably because you're naked. I think you can do that with bound one naked if you want.

Am I thinking of the TV? show alone. I think there's quite a few TV shows like this. Yeah. Yeah. But what, get naked? Yeah, you could do that with Badman naked. The person comes to check up on you. They're like, oh, we need to pull her out. She's lost it. She's throwing

her clothes outside the 10 metre radius on purpose. Could you do it? 9-696. It is Franklin. All right, let's do your birthday banger. All right, let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. And who's up first?

Anna, Anna. Anna. Anna. Anna. Hi, Anna. How are you? Good, good. Thanks, Anna. What is your birthday, babe? My birthday is the 29th of September 2001. All right. That means, Anna, you were 16 in 2017. And back on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Ooh, it's a bit of little. It might be my most hated Taylor Swift song.

Oh, really? The air is too. I didn't bring it back for you? Oh, no, no, I agree. I agree, actually. It's not the best song. It's just not it from Taylor, is it, Anna? What is the best Taylor Swift song, Anna?

Oh, I reckon Maroon. Maroon or dress. Deep cut, deep cuts from Anna. She knows her Taylor. I like that. Okay. I do you. Wait there, Anna.

It could be our birthday banger winner. Amy's going to go next. Hi, Amy. Hi, how are you guys? Good, Amy. How's your day been? Hectic. I'm very relieved.

I'm finally now on my way home from work. Good. Good to hear, Amy. What is your birthday? Way too long ago, but the 16th of July, 1984. All right. That means, Amy, you were 16 in the year 2000, and here's your birthday banger. I bounce

I'm so scared Oh, is it Soft Rock Thursday? It's Taco Wednesday Unfortunately Um Brian are huge Matchbox 20 fans

Huge It's one of our shared interests But not that one A-A-Me Not Vath No Yeah It's no 3am

You fuck No I mean I quite like Ben I'm a big fan I like it too It's no Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we've come

Let's see how far we've come Kyra's up last. Hi, Kaira. Hi, Kaira. Hey, guys, how are you? Good, thanks, Kira. Someone said to me that you've recently done outward bound. Yeah, I got back to my hometown on the tent of this month. No way.

Did you do that boredom challenge? Yes, I did. How was the pooping in the bucket experience? It was good. I didn't get any on my hand like someone else in my group. Oh, please. I would not admit to that. someone texting Kyra and said when they did it

all the boys weighed their buckets afterwards to see who had done the most. Yeah, we all had to weigh our buckets. Oh, so your business stays in the bucket? It stays in the bucket, and then I don't know what the guy who got to on his hands did, but everyone was like maybe a quarterful, and he came down and you had to like carry it back down the hill,

and his one was half full. I was like, what did you eat slash drink while you were out there? Yeah, obviously it was more than the rations, Cara. Oh, I know, yeah. Maybe, probably a bit of a possum or something. Some people are just full of it, that's the thing. Kyra, what's your date of birth? Second of the eighth, 1999.

All right, Cara, that means you were 16 and 2015. And back on your 16th, this had number one hit. Nobody can drag me down. 1D, drag me down. What do you reckon? Not as good as your heartland chips, that's for sure. Thanks, Kyra. Wait, now we're going to choose between Matchbox 20, Taylor Swift, 1D.

I'm going to vote for that 1D song. I think I'm going 1D as well. Are you? Yeah. From Outward Bound, the Poop in the Bucket Experience, and the birthday banger are all yours. Congratulations. Come on you, Kyra. Thanks, Kay.

And, yeah, hopefully we can keep your chips around because me and my best he loved them, and I just dropped them off to the hospital for a key package for me. Oh, hey, can we get Kyra some free bags? Let's get your box, Kaira. Oh, yes, but he's listening right now. He's going to be so... You're a legend. Hold there, Kaira, we'll get your box.

Branclin, Z-Im. Z-N's Branklin. Ira's birthday banger is the winner today from 1D. It was number one in August 2015. Ooh. That seems like so long ago. It's a decade and a bit ago. Yeah.

That song has stood the test of time, though. I think so. Yeah. It's a bop. Not all of them have. No. But that one has. That one definitely has.

Yeah, yeah. What one hasn't? Are you meaning from 1D? From 1D? Maybe I'm wrong. The boy band thing is very hit and miss when time moves on. I agree. But the classics survive, you know?

That was a hit. That was a hit for sure. Well, it was. It was number one hit. Dead Am's Breed and Clint podcast. How can you tell if you're going to be friends with someone? Do you base it off anything? It's a good question.

Yeah, like how do any of us decide Who sticks around? Yeah, whether we're like Going to be friends with people or not You make friends in different ways as you get older Yeah Your initial friends are the ones you go to school with And then you can have university friends

Then you end up with work friends I'm in the stage of life Where I'm getting friends through my kids' school You end up being friends with other parents Like-minded parents with kids the same age That can hang out But yeah, it's hard to know Do you ever test the friendship?

No. No. Well, this might be good then to just kind of blanket rule, put this over all your friends to test whether you should continue being friends with these people or not. Okay. That's what this guy says at least. He says this is a great rule to follow that if your friends are doing this thing, you need to get new friends.

I'm going to, the audio's here I'm going to play it. I want everybody to think of one of their friends. Okay. So think of a friend in your mind. right now and run the, you don't have to tell us who it is, but you tell us after you've heard this. Okay. If according to this, you should stay friends with them.

All right. If you go out for dinner, we say three of your mates, maybe someone orders a few more drinks or someone orders another side or something. The waitress brings over the bill. And if your mates are sitting there dissecting, oh, I had two of these and I had one of them and you had this, if they're sitting there doing that so they can pay the exact amount, you need to get new mates. when me and my mates go out

the bill comes out at the end either one of us tries to pay for the whole thing or we just split it equally Mm-hmm What are your thoughts? Mm-hmm Yeah Oh, I'm saying friends with my friend

My friend passed the test My friends passed the test Yeah Producers did your friend that you had in mine passed the test Uh, to your criteria no It's not my criteria It's the criteria

I disagree hard with this criteria Yeah, okay. And they would fit in with what I would approve of. Right, okay. Okay, well, see, that's different. So we're on the same page with each other, which is what I think is important. 100%. 100%.

You know what, that's very right, because I feel like you need to have the same, well, you don't have to have the same view. It's good to have a varying range of views in your friendship group. But as far as socialising goes, you want to be into the same things, right? Guys, it's not that deep. It's just a bit of fun banter for the radio. But yes. But yes, I do agree. I think this guy obviously has gone real hard on it

because he feels very strongly about it. Imagine messaging your mate after the dinner and being like, we can't be friends anymore. Why not? Because you wouldn't split the Edomami with me. But isn't it funny? Like, I think about my friends right and I could tell you which one would be in one camp

and which one would be in the other camp. I can tell you. And some friends get invited around to your house for drinks and some friends get invited out for dinner. Yeah, that's the way to put it. The ZM Podcast Network. I saw a very disturbing, would you rather. Oh, okay.

They came up on my feed last night. Okay. But I don't think it's going to be as disturbing for you guys, but for me, oh, maybe it will be. Right. But I think we need to discuss this. Right. Because what if we ever have to make this decision?

And the decision is, would you rather give us, give up for the rest of your life, the rest of your life, you can never have this thing again. Bread? Oh, yeah. Or cheese.

Oh, okay. See what I mean? It is a conundrum. Yeah, conundrum. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. We're okay.

Nearly Sharon Casey myself. Do you know what? Okay, now we're going to set the record state. That's when you accidentally say a C word. Okay? On air. Like she did

on dancing with the stars. Not like defecating yourself or something. I don't want that rumour to start about Sharon. But I mean if Sharon did, no shame. Hey, no shame. No shame. We're not judging. No shame.

We're not saying that's why she's not on air anymore. No. We're not saying that is the sole reason. We didn't say that. That they took her. I mean, she chose to leave the edge. That never happened. Anyway, back to the topic.

Does this mean you couldn't have pizza either way? because dough is arguably bred. You could have cauliflower base. I'd rather die. Yeah, yeah. But you couldn't, could you? Because I'm not having a cheese-free pizza. You never have...

Is margarita cheese-free? No, there's cheese on it. Yeah. What's the cheese on it? Mozrella. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like the main component, apart from the sauce.

Okay. Let's just think logically here for a second. Yeah. Because cheese, that means like, You can't have cream cheese. You can't have cottage cheese. Oh, I draw the line at cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is barely cheese.

Cottage cheese is cheese, my friend. Isn't it just chunky milk? It's cheese. What do you think cheeses? Okay. I'm not going to die if I can't have cottage cheese. I'm not even eating it for six months. I'm going to be upset about.

You can't have baby bills. You can't have breachies. You can't have blue cheese. You can't have a toasty. Now here's the thing. I have bread every day. Me too. Every day.

Me too. I don't have cheese every day. But cheese probably brings me more joy. You know? Oh, cheese brings so much joy. But does it? But does it? Could I substitute cheese for just really good breads?

Oh my God. Doesn't matter what decision you make, you can't have a cobloaf. Oh. Got it. You can't have that cheesy bacon bread that you get from the bakery. Oh. Yeah. Claude, what are you thinking here?

I, oh. Controversial. I think I'd be okay losing either. What? No, she's disqualified. Oh, she's allowed to comment. Question on Ella's behalf. Yes. Yes.

Is a vegan cheese a cheese? Like, are there loopholes here or are we being quite strict about it? I f-and-hate a loophole and a would-you-rather, but it's an okay question. It is an okay question. Because, but by that logic, can you have gluten-free bread? It's still bread, doesn't it? Oh, let's be real. Gluten free bread isn't real bread.

Then vegan cheese is not real cheese. Oh, but it's yum. Okay. It's all off the table. Okay. You can't have anything. You got to have bread or a bread replica. You can't have cheese or a cheese replica.

No replicas. I read once that you could survive off bread. Just bread. Yeah. If you ate sour dough, you could survive. So. I could survive off a heap of cheese. No, you couldn't.

Especially because you're lactose intolerant. Yeah, true. Oh, yeah. No way. I'll give up the cheese. I got the cheese. Yeah. What about a charcutory board?

What are you going to do? I'll just eat the meat. meat and the stuffed bell peppers. Oh no, they're stuffed with cheese. Oh! They're stuffed with feta. Oh, no. I've made up my decision.

Cheese. Cheese. Great. Oh, shit. They might be my two favorite things in this whole world. Yeah, there's a gun to your head. And, of course, my partner, yeah. There's a gun to your head.

I'm giving up bread. Bread. I'm giving up bread. Oh, shit. Claudia, oh, you don't want either. You joyless husk of a person. Ella. Yeah?

What is it? I'll have bread, baby. Oh yeah, because you're vegan. Yeah. Garlic bread you get to have, right? Mm-mm. That's not cheese. You can't have cheesy garlic bread.

That's fine. You can't have a cheesy nun. No, no cheesy nun for you. Narn's bread, eh? Yeah. Yep. Oh. Oh, no.

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