ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th January 2022

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Missed the bin, sorry mate. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast where we've just been talking about meatloaf. Obviously he passed away over the weekend. I meant to say on the show today, and you'll know this Ben because you were there, in my wedding vows to my wife, you know how you say I'll promise to say on the show today And you'll know this Ben Because you were there In my wedding vows to my wife You know how you say I'll promise to be loyal

I'll promise to love you One of my vows was I promise to get you to see Celine Dion Elton John And Meatloaf Her top three artists And we've been married for three years

Three years? Yeah coming up four years You've done two of them Yeah in the last three years We've seen Celine Dion Elton John And now Meatloaf's bloody died So you lied

Yeah I've failed I've failed on my vows It could be a tribute You know a tribute concert At some stage Now she gets to break One of her vows That's how it works

True actually You know It's a vow for a vow That's what they say Which one? Oh she can. That's how it works. True, actually. You know? It's a vow for a vow. That's what they say. Which one? Oh, she can pick. It's up to her. Hers were...

What would it be? I promise to love you in sickness and in health. Oh, she's only going to abandon me when I get Omicron. So if you get Omicron, she can not look after you if she doesn't want to. Boring. Go for a hoot on someone else. Well, that's what I'd do. Yeah. Cheat me was that your actual vowels or your speech what the meatloaf three concerts thing yeah it was yeah oh yeah that's funny um well fun not so

funny now i didn't plan on there being a global pandemic you know i thought maybe we'd get to see him although apparently the meatloaf shows towards the end. You wanted to see him in his prime. I've heard it was horrific. And if you saw him at the AFL Grand Final a couple of years ago I don't think it would have been worth going to see him. No offence to Meatloaf. R.I.P. Meatloaf. He was a fantastic

artist. But towards the end. It's like Whitney Houston. Absolutely. Towards the end of her's like Whitney Houston. Absolutely. Towards the end of her career because of all the stuff that had happened to her and everything, whatever. She couldn't really sing as well. Ross Boss went to see her in Taranaki in New Plymouth

at the Bowl of Brockloves. That's crazy. Yeah, he said it was shocking. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. She just. That's sad.

She was really sick. She was really sick's sad. Do you think your expectation's too high? She was really sick for a long time, and it damaged her vocal cords and stuff. It really did. Yeah. Which is really sad. You know, the show I reckon would have been good, though. What?

The Michael Jackson show. Oh, I'd do anything. The one that didn't go ahead. For love? Anything to see Michael Jackson constantly. Oh, was that the one they made the movie about? Yes. That the guy from

The directed high school musical Was directing This is a phenomenal movie Kenny Ortega Yeah it's great Wait Is it Yes

I didn't know that And one of the high school musical Guy the actors He's one of the dancers Buzzy Kenny Ortega What a man I did not know that

I reckon Actually I say that The Michael Jackson concert Would probably have been shit too He would have died on stage. Yeah, I know. He was very sick. What was it? This Is It? That was the, my mum,

I remember being really young and my mum had tickets for all of us. Oh. To go in Brisbane. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. No, that wouldn't have been the show. Yeah. Absolutely. No, because you weren't that young. You would have been like At least 20

Yeah And Yeah my mum was still Buying us concert tickets But they weren't touring That show She still buys it now No the show was only

At the O2 Arena Because he couldn't travel Nah Nah it was touring He did a hundred shows Around the world And two of them were in Aussie Really

Yeah Because I Do you remember Oh you might not remember But it never happened No Yeah Do you remember Really? Yeah. Do you remember? Oh, you might not remember. But it never happened. No. Yeah, he died. Yeah.

Do you remember the technician, Hugo, who used to work here? Yeah. He had like 10 tickets to the one in Australia. We had a heap of tickets. And he still got the tickets. He still got them, yeah. My mum had our whole family, including like her sisters and their kids. All of us had tickets.

Right. They reckon that's part of what killed him. Because he was- Oh, definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Preparing for that show and stuff. Anyway. Great movie. I don't really want to what killed him. Because he was preparing for that show and stuff.

Anyway, I don't really want to talk about him. Yeah, true. Fair enough. Anyway, RIP Meatloaf everybody. Oh, it must have been while you were kissing. Speaking of singing, we've got to come up with a new Friday Hokey for this week. Whose week is it, Ben? Are we still doing that?

Are we still doing that? I don't know about that. Did you want it Ben? Are we still doing that this year? Oh we still do it I don't know about that Did you want it cancelled? I think the people want it cancelled I think it's done, it's dashed now Are you being serious? It's a lot of work, people don't understand the work that goes on That's the wrong reason to cancel it

That is the wrong reason to cancel it It should be cancelled if it's not good anymore. I mean, it's always not being good. But in the sense of the singing's not good. Can I just say, it's almost Wednesday. And now he brings up that he thinks it's cancelled. It's the anchor point of our week. It's the anchor point of our week.

It is. And he's like, it's not happening anymore. When were you going to tell us? Wednesday tomorrow. When were you going to tell us? When were you going to tell us? It's in tomorrow's sheet. My to-do list. It's on tomorrow.

To-do list. Tell Brian Clint that Friday Oaky is cancelled. Have soft debate conversation. Should we take a vote? Yeah, we'll take a vote. Oh, that'd be good. We should take a vote. Should we take a vote right now?

Yeah. Ben, you can go first. I vote we don't bring it back. And I know exactly where this is going. Ooh, controversial. Anastasia. I took an oath with Ben to always agree with him. So I agree with Ben.

Oh, you're going to force a stalemate because I vote keep it. I vote keep it. All right, let's call Al up. Who do we? Yeah. No, no, no. Al doesn't have a say No

No yeah You know technically Who should vote Is people that don't Have anything to do with it The fifth vote I think we should The fifth vote

Should be the listener Fano That's ridiculous That's absolutely right Isn't it They are the fifth member Of this show That's true

I know They are technically They really are Anything else you want to cancel from the show? This is important, actually. We're opening up here. Nah, that was actually the only bit.

Right. What was the one that you really had it out for before this? Trash or Treasure? You hate it. Yeah, that's a lot of admin, though. Although, over the holidays, I watched a lot of porn stars.

Antiques Roadshow? Antiques Roadshow stuff, yeah. Antiques Roadshow stuff is good. And then there was another one that, oh, Yanina or Pop Diva. That was a great game. Yeah, it ran out, though. It did run out.

Yeah, that did run its course. That ran its course, yeah. No, but maybe it's back up. Maybe she's posted a few more. Yeah. But she's got like the same 10 people she does. Yeah, but then remember we started to branch out. You can't even do guys. we started to branch out guys we started

to branch out for like guy impersonators is this harry styles or a girl singing no but no a guy who does it i mean the segment's called janina or pop david but doesn't mean we can't branch out into other impersonators it's just a cover or the real thing yeah exactly i love that game i mean no the seat doesn't have the same ring It would have to have a whole new branding Doesn't have the same ring Does it though? Nah

I mean you just can say the original game But it's just you know Should we take one call on the show tomorrow To decide the fate of Friday Oaky? No I'm not leaving it up to one call Because Because remember every time we have done that? Do you remember every time we have done that? Do you remember every time we have done that?

They stood us up. Yeah. Who? The listener, Fano. Anyway. Do you remember during lockdown, what was it for? It was for the song, the morale boosting song. And then we'd leave it up to the-

We'd always vote against them I wish we did morale boosting every day I liked that We can when we go back into lockdown Bye Okay well we'll see you This Friday With a fresh meatloaf

Friday Okie everybody Get ready Oh, let the band out of hell. Oh, let the band out of hell. Oh, let the band out of hell. Not that song. I was going to say, it's not that song. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. It's bang on three o'clock. I know it's going to be a good day because my battery life on my laptop just went 69%, baby. Oh yeah, that is a nice amount of power. It's going to be a good afternoon. I mean, not if you want to stream a movie or anything.

No, I probably have to plug it in actually before the end of the show. Probably safe to just plug it in now actually. Because I can't go for, you know, four hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or can it? Also, 69, one of our laptops would have to go upside down. I mean, it's doable with laptops. You make it work.

Yeah, you make it work, you know. We're professionals. That's what we do. Today on the show, a lot of fun coming. We're going to play the name game before 5 o'clock. Your chance to win some free KFC. But the ladies have started 2022 off with a victory, Bree. A hot fire win yesterday for the ladies in the first game of tradie versus lady.

Good way to start when you're trying to fight back that win that the tradies had of the whole year last year. The ladies were pathetic last year. No, they were not. They were shocking. They were not. It, they were shocking. They were not. It wasn't that far apart. They set womankind back about two decades with Tradiverse Lady last year. I feel like this conversation is.

So where's our genius ladies at? Where's our super tradies at? Give us a call to play Tradiverse Lady with us this afternoon. You can win 50 bucks cash. That's right. If you want it, call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll play next. Here's Adele.

This is easy on me. Bree and Clint on ZM. Bree and Clint. Alright, Tradie vs Lady time. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Alright, Tradie vs Lady is back for 2022.

The Ladies taking out the first game of the year yesterday, so they're sitting on one point. Our lady competing today is 25 years old. She's from the Garden City, and her favourite food is Brussels sprouts. Welcome to the show, Laura. G'day, Laura. I'm also keen on a Brussels sprout. Have you always liked them, or have you grown to love them?

No, how good. They're so versatile them or have you grown to love them? No, how good. They're so versatile. How do you prefer your Brussels sprouts? Because I really like them roasted, covered in oil and salt. And parmesan. Yeah. Yeah, cheese sauce. Brussels sprouts and cheese sauce.

Oh, yeah, yum. Yeah, good. Put cheese sauce on anything. It'll make it good. Anyone under 18 listening to this conversation is going, yuck, I hate these people. Who are these people? They're delicious.

Let's meet your opposition today. She is a tradie. Excuse me. Excuse you. She is 36. She's from Palmy North, and she's a dairy farmer. Welcome to the show, Bridget. G'day, Bridget.

Hey, happy New Year. Happy New Year to you too. What time's milk in the salvo? Well, my husband's on it this afternoon. I'm too icy, flesh, dog's body, every other job. But good to be able to call in today while I'm not doing the school pick-up. Oh, well, we're stoked to have you on board, Bridget. Let's see if you can take it out.

Bridget, your buzzer is tradie. Laura, yours is lady. First to three correct on board, Bridget. Let's see if you can take it out. Bridget, your buzzer is tradie. Laura, yours is lady. First to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Name one drug that is derived from the poppy plant. There's a few.

One. Tradie. Yes, Bridget. Tradie. KD. Yes, Bridget. KD. Opium. Opium is correct. Also would have accepted morphine, heroin, codeine, papavine. Jeez.

Wow. I'm embarrassed to say it. All the heavy ones. There's a lot of stuff in there, eh? Right, okay. Yeah, it's actually quite interesting. There you go. You learnt something.

One to the tradies. Question number two. What are the four ingredients you would find inside a blatt? Oh, take me. Who did you get there? I don't know. I'm going to go Laura. It was very messy.

Laura? Bacon, lettuce, avocado, tomato. She's got it. Nice work. And aren't they delicious? Add some Brussels sprouts and you're good to go, Laura. Here we go. Question number three.

One apiece. How many anchors did go. Question number three, one apiece. How many anchors did the Titanic have? Was it one? Three. Yes, Bridget's already in. One. No, it wasn't one. I'll finish the question.

Was it one, two, three or four? Laura, you get a free guess. Three. It was three. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one get a free guess. Three. It was three. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Bridget, okay? Come on. Question number four. It's coming.

The spicy cough, Saturday night fever. We're all waiting for it. Spell Omicron. Laura, just. O-M-I-C-R-O-N She's got it She's a lady She's a lady

That was a tight game girls, well done Super tight Laura, you pick up the second win for the ladies of 2022 Congratulations Thank you 50 bucks cash coming your way. That's a lot of Brussels sprouts. Thanks guys.

Bree and Clint. This is exciting news. Roxanne Faithfull and her partner Andrew Murray from Auckland are in the news today after welcoming a healthy baby boy into the world. Hooray. Congratulations.

Obviously we don't usually do baby announcements on this show, but this one's special because their new baby was brought into the world in the backseat of their car. Oh, no. I love these stories because it shows what's possible. It shows what the human body is capable of. And women are amazing. Oh, we're bad ass.

And their bodies know what to do. Like, I'm stuck in a car? no worries, I'll pop a baby out. No, I don't think it's that simple. No big deal. Not a big deal. I think it is a big deal. Roxanne and Andrew made it to Auckland Hospital in the early hours of Saturday morning

but didn't make it inside because the baby couldn't wait. So they were 90% there, but baby was like, uh-uh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm ready now, so here I come. I don't know if this is intentional, but the baby actually has a car-based name. Does it? Mercedes. No, it's not Mercedes.

Lexus. No, it's not Lexus. BMW, so cute. No, it's not BMW either. Audi. Okay, look. Hyundai., it's not BMW either. Audi. Okay, look. Hyundai. I'm going to give you some guesses.

I'm going to give you three guesses. Ferrari. And I'll give you one clue. Okay. It's not a brand of car, okay? Okay. So it's like a model. No, I'm giving you your clue, sorry.

Not a brand of car, so it's got to be a model. Does it? What about An Xcela Xcela Is not the name of Roxanne and Andrew's new baby boy No What about I mean fantastic car

Small, compact, just like a baby An Echo No baby's name's not Echo I'll give you one more clue I mean, fantastic car, small, compact, just like a baby, an Echo. No, baby's name's not Echo. I'll give you one more clue. It's not a car make or model. Oh, it's like something on a car. It's car related, but it's not the name of a car. I've got it.

I have got it. It's not Ranger. I've definitely got it. Yeah. It's the baby's name. Obviously, you said related to a car. Yes. Bonnet.

No, not bonnet. Am I close though? You're in the right, kind of in the right zone now. Trunk. No, not trunk. No. The baby's name. Muffler.

No, the baby's name is Axel. Oh, close. My last guess was close. What, muffler? Yeah, muffler, Axel, both underneath the car. Yeah, right, okay. So there you go, baby Axel. And again, it doesn't say they named the baby after the part of the car.

Yeah, he was born above the rear axle, but they might have already had the name picked out. They might be big Guns N' Roses fans. They could be, yeah. Congratulations to the whole family. I'm so glad that everyone is okay, because what a nightmare. Yeah. Can you imagine?

You're in a traffic jam. You're like, what's the reason? Bree and Clint. Kiwis are back on their BS stockpiling toilet paper again. With the move to red, Instagram was awash with pictures of supermarkets across the country with beer shelves on Sunday and Monday. Everyone was like, I don't understand what's going on, but I know I need 48 rolls of toilet paper. That will help. Why is everything in my body telling me to go to the supermarket

and be an idiot? Yeah, basically. It's coming down to, like, it has to be human nature by now, right? Like, we've been through this four times, five times even. I don't. And every time, we've never, not once, has the country run out of toilet paper. What's the train of thought behind, you know, people going,

well, I better stock up on toilet paper. What's the train of thought behind, you know, people going, well, I better stock up on toilet paper because that's, like, is it something to do with, you know, we import all of the toilet paper here from... No, we make it. We make it in Kodo. That's the thing. If we imported all the toilet paper, then I'd get why people would be worried.

Well, I'm glad you asked because some experts have weighed in on this very question to try and answer why toilet paper. Like of all the delicious things at the supermarket that you could stockpile, that you could go, even if you're scared of the virus, if you go, I don't want to leave the house. Toilet paper doesn't go off. You know what? That's one of them.

Is it? That's one of them. Yeah, well, it makes sense. So David Savage from the Newcastle Business School at the University of Newcastle. I heard about this guy. He's a savage. He said, yeah, it's because it's completely non-perishable and one of the few products you can stock up on that you are guaranteed to use eventually.

Yep. You're never not going to use it. No. So even if you go, I've got too much, eventually you'll get through it. You'll get around to it. So that's one of the reasons. Nikki Edwards is from the Queensland University of Technology and she said when people hear about the coronavirus,

they're afraid of losing control and toilet paper symbolises control. We use it to tidy up and clean up. Not in my bathroom. So having toilet paper makes you feel that we're in control. But no, she's got a point. How out of control do you feel when you've done your business and you look at the roll

and there's like one or two sheets left on there? That is a terrifying feeling, isn't it? It is one of the worst feelings. We try and control what we can control. So we go toilet paper, yeah. I mean, it makes sense. That's why toilet paper's completely gone off the shelves and that's why canned goods.

Yeah, that too. You know, because you'll eventually get around to using it. Oh, I thought you were going to say because you can wipe your bum with a can of Wadis if you need to. Yeah, yeah. Brian Cook from the University of Melbourne said stocking up on toilet paper is a cheap action and people like to think that they are doing something when they're at risk.

So, you know, everybody... I'm prepared. I've got eight things of toilet paper in the cupboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel like you've done something. You know what it's like? That first time around when we were here, that first lockdown that we went into,

I remember looking at you going, I'm going to buy a chest freezer. I was like, why? I'm going to buy a chest freezer. And at that stage, we were vegetarian too. Bree's like, what are you going to put in it? I was like, I don't know, but I feel like I need to do it.

Bags of dried spinach? I feel like I need to do it for my family. I'm going to get a chest freezer. You're like, this is what I need to do it. Bags of dried spinach? I feel like I need to do it for my family. I'm going to get a chest raise. You're like, this is what I need to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So ultimately, everyone's got to poo. So I guess you go, maybe that's where everyone goes to first.

They just go, well, I'll just deal with that. Have you noticed, because my partner and I were talking about this yesterday, because we were like, oh, what are the things we should go get, you know, just in case we do get it. Yeah. And we were like, oh, we should go get some Nurofen and some Panadol. Yeah. There's no Nurofen.

No, because everyone's stockpiling it. Why? How much Nurofen do you need? Like, leave some for the rest of us. It depends what week of the month it is, doesn't it? Yeah. I can go through a bit of it. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Big accusations flying around today from the guy from the Gorillas that Taylor Swift doesn't write her own songs, Dean.

Yes. So here's the story for you. His name is Damon Albarn. I honestly never even heard of him until today, personally. But he was doing an interview with LA Times, and they asked him about what he thinks of Taylor Swift's music. And he said that she doesn't write her own music. And the interviewer said, well, she does co-write some of them. And he said, that doesn't count.

He said, I know what co-writing is. Co-writing is very different from writing. Not hating, but I'm just saying there's a big difference. He said, that doesn't count. And he said, I know what co-writing is. Co-writing is very different from writing. Not hating, but I'm just saying there's a big difference. He said, doesn't mean the outcome can't be great. Anyway, so he was doing this interview. That was all he said about it. Taylor Swift has heard this and she is livid. She tweeted this.

She tweeted at him and said, I was such a big fan of yours until I saw this. I write all of my own songs. I hate that your take is completely false and so damaging. You don't have to like my songs, but what's really effed up is to try and discredit my writing. Wow. And then she's like, P.S.

I wrote this tweet all by myself in case you were wondering. Yeah, well done. It's getting a lot of traction. Getting a lot of traction. That is such a big thing to say. Yeah. I'm so shocked. Are you, Dean, that he would come out and say something like that?

Unless you're 1,000% sure. Yeah. And also, even if you are 1,000% sure, like, that's just shots fired. Also, for a guy of his profile, like, you might not have heard of him, but he is a big deal in the music industry. He was in the Gorillaz, and he's the guy from Blur as well. So, like, people take notice of stuff that he says. Absolutely.

So it's not like it's going to go unnoticed. But compared to Taylor Swift's army of fans that you're going to upset. His social media is unusable now. Yeah. Write it off. Not worth it. He can't go online for the next three to five years. What do you guys think?

Do we think Taylor Swift writes her own music? Yeah, I've got a reason that she doesn't. After watching that documentary, Is It Miss Americana, you can see in there parts where she's literally coming up with lyrics and all that kind of stuff. She definitely does. Yeah, they're all about her ex-boyfriend. She had to write them.

Yeah, exactly. And as the latest, live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. I've got a story here which is a little bit of a dilemma and I feel like maybe it's happened to a few people, but it's quite rare. But there's a woman who wrote on this forum and she was talking about how something she's done

for like over a decade is when she buys her friends or family birthday cards she always puts a scratchy in the card oh that's nice which is quite quite common a lot of people do that right um anastasia put a scratchy in my christmas card this year yeah very common to put a scratchy in someone's you know present or in a card super common uh she said though uh last month a good friend of hers that she obviously gifted a card with the scratchy inside won a decent four-figure sum off of the scratchy. Four figures. So in the thousands of dollars.

It doesn't say exactly how much, but in the thousands. That's good. Yeah. Which is pretty good off a scratchy. Like pretty unheard of. Anyway, she said she was stoked. She was excited for her friend. She was like, great, that's awesome.

Like that never happens. Like good for you. But when she told her husband about it, so the woman that bought the scratchy as a present, so when she told her husband, oh, you know, so-and-so, bought the scratchy for them, put them in the car, they've won this amount of money. $9,000, yeah.

They've won nine grand on the scratchy. He got really annoyed and he said, well, since you bought it, they should give you half of it. That is the rule, yeah. What do you mean that's the rule? That's the rule. That's the rule. What do you mean that's the rule?

What do you mean that's the rule. That's the rule. What do you mean that's the rule? What do you mean that's the rule? If I buy you a gift scratchy or a gift lotto ticket and you have a big win, you split it with me because I gave that to you. So technically, isn't that a gift for yourself as well? Nah, because you never think they're going to win. You never think they're going to win. You buy it and you hope

they're going to win, but you never think they're actually going to win. Extrapolate it out, okay? Let's make it bigger. I don't know if I agree with you that that's the rule. Let's make it win. You buy and you hope they're going to win, but you never think they're actually going to win. Extrapolate it out, okay? Let's make it bigger. I don't know if I agree with you that that's the rule. Let's make it bigger. I buy you a lotto and you win a million dollars. Are you just going to keep that million dollars? I'll buy you a steak dinner.

You're not going to give me half? I would not give you half, no. You wouldn't give me half? So you would say it's my birthday. I gave it to you. It was my birthday. Yeah. You bought me a lotto ticket for my birthday.

Yeah. That was your gift. There was nothing else. You bought me a lotto ticket. Yeah. And then I win. Yeah. I'm not giving you half.

How much are you going to give me? Not half. How much? Less than half. How much? Less. Oh, probably. You're going to be able to look me in the eye. Absolutely. With your million dollars. able to look me in the eye. Absolutely.

With your million dollars. When I purchased that with my money, I gave that to you. It's like if I gift you a puppy, right? I gift you a puppy and then that puppy grows into a dog and has puppies and I say, well, I have half of those puppies in. No, because that's a burden. No, because I have half those puppies and then I sell them off. It's completely different. Same.

No, it's completely different. It's like, it's being, you know, you can't give someone a present and then expect some of it back. You have to zero down on a percentage, okay? And this will say a lot about you. I give you a million dollar letter ticket for your birthday. What percentage are you going to give me? Well, I need to know what percentage you give me. Half.

It's the rules. You would give me half. That's the rules. BS. I would never see you, Clinton Roberts, if you won off a ticket I gave you going, oh, well, I'll give you half. Well, that's the other option.

You look me in the eye. The other option is you just leave town. You look me in the eye. The other option is you never see that first video. Next minute you're like, where's Clint? I haven't seen him, babe. Bree and Clint. A couple has set a record, they're saying,

for the shortest marriage ever. Took place over in Baghdad where a couple got married, went to the reception, and that is where they set a new world record for the shortest marriage after they called it quits following an argument that broke out during their celebrations. Okay. So what happens, they reckon, is apparently they were at the reception,

everyone was having a great time, and then the bride requested a song. Yeah. Which is this particular song. I've got a little piece of the song here. It's from, it's a Syrian song, so we won't be able to understand it, but it sounds like this. Vibing. It's good stuff, yeah. It's got vibey, isn't it?

Anyway, apparently she was having a great time. She was dancing around to this song. But it's what the lyrics translate that is what caused the fight. Sure, okay. So I've got the translation of the lyrics here, which is, I am dominant or I will control you. I will drive you crazy if you look at other girls on the street. You will be ruled under my strict instructions.

I am dominant. Okay, right. Anyway, apparently she was having a great time. Girl knows what she wants. It's the groom's family that weren't impressed. They went over to their, obviously, relative and they were like, we're not impressed with this, we're not happy, and that's when a big family row broke out amongst everyone

and it ended up that they filed for divorce. Oh, it's just a song. I know. And it's ended the marriage. Well, you know what? That shows that that marriage wasn't built of strong stuff anyway. If they can't survive a song, then it's good that they broke up now before anything else, you know, before they got a, before they pulled their Kiwi Savers.

Didn't it nearly happen at your wedding when you were like, I want to play Cotton Eye Joe? And your missus was like, no, we're not playing that. She would love a bit of Cotton Eye Joe at our wedding. I think you're reading her all wrong. I want to take my pants off and play Cotton Eye Joe. I did take my pants off at our wedding but not to Cotton Eye Joe. It was after. Anyway, I thought we could take calls this afternoon on short marriages

because, I mean, that is the shortest. Yeah, that sounds like a couple of hours. A couple of hours it was. Kim Kardashian's was? She got 51 days, I think. Was it that long? I think so. I thought it was shorter than that.

No, it's shortish. It was less than two months. What do you mean shortish? That's very short in the world of marriage. As far as till death do us part. It was shorter than her second marriage, but longer than her first marriage. No, shorter than her third marriage, but longer than her first. Yes.

Yeah. That's confusing, eh? We want to know about your short marriage. Or if you know someone that was married for a very short amount of time, 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Brianne Clint. Talk about your dumb wedding story. No, this is good.

This is good stuff. A couple in Baghdad have received the title of shortest marriage ever after a fight broke out at the wedding reception because the bride was playing a song which the lyrics of the song is talking about how she wanted to control her husband. Yeah. The husband's family weren't impressed, weren't happy and a big family fight broke out

and they ended up filing for divorce that day. Sounds like the family were very progressive and totally down with female empowerment. Might just have been a fun bop. Right? It's just a song. That's what I keep saying. It's just a song.

But if that's the sort of family that you've just married into, thank goodness it ended there, you know? Because just get out, girl. Get out. Be you. Live your own life. You do you, boo. So we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

how short was your marriage? Our first caller wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what happened? How short was it? I ended up kicking him out one and a half months after our wedding.

Whoa! That's so quick. One and a half months. How long were you together before the wedding? About eight years. Oh, long time. You knew him. You knew him well.

Yes. And what did he do that meant that you kicked him out after 1.5 months? It turns out he'd been hitting on my best friend for a couple of years and her and her husband hadn't told me until one and a half months after our wedding. Why wouldn't they tell you before the wedding? They didn't want to cause any issues in my relationship, which I appreciated it, sort of, but not really. But there was an issue in your relationship.

They weren't going to cause an issue in your relationship. They were going to tell you about an existing issue in your relationship. Before you made another issue of getting married and then you'd have to get divorced. That's so unfortunate. Did you end up losing a friendship over this as well? I did and then he wheedled his way back in

and I lost the friend and then we ended up divorcing two years later after that anyway. You got back with the guy? You got back with the guy for a bit? And then why did you divorce like two years later? He was cheating on me whilst I was pregnant with our second child. Oh, Anonymous, that's horrific.

Lesson learned, I tell you. Are you okay now? Oh, yeah, yep. Are you? Yeah, good. Can I ask, Anonymous, are you friends now with the friend that you lost over this whole thing, or no? Yes, we managed to get back to, you know, our friendship. Oh, that's so good.

Yeah, I really missed her, so I'm really glad that we were able to do that. That meant a lot to me. Oh, I love that you guys ended up mending that friendship. That's awesome. Well, just, I mean, we've got to find some positives here, Anonymous. You've got our record, okay?

You win the phone topic this afternoon, 1.5 months. We don't have a shorter marriage at the moment, so congratulations. Nice work. Do I get some kind of prize for that? Divorce. That was my prize. There's a few texts coming through. Someone said my auntie and her ex

were together for 19 years. They got married. So they were together for 19 years. They got married at midnight of the year 2000 and six months later they got fully divorced. Y2K bug. Oh, that's creepy, eh?

And what about this text? This one's wild. My cousin's marriage lasted a week and some change. Then it came out she was sleeping with the best man. Oh. A week? It lasted a week? And the best man as well.

So they're both standing at the altar and the way that it's set up when you're looking, when you're the bride and you're looking at the groom, directly behind him is the best man. So she would have been saying her vows and in her eyeline is the guy that she's been sleeping with. Yeah, she's like there's the model I'm with and there's the

updated version. A week. You know what? That's probably a bit silly and it's about the emotions and the pain. What a waste of money is what I look at. Yeah. Weddings are so bloody expensive. I mean, for those people, the family, what a good day.

Oh, yeah. I would have had a good party there, yeah. Good day on the drinks. You waste a lot of money. It, all because you were rooting the best man Keep it in your pants, love Can you say that to a woman? Keep that in your pants, love Oh yeah, it's 2022

Stick it back in your pants, love Too far Look, we don't usually cover Advertising standards Authority complaints It's done behind the scenes Yeah, it's behind the curtain Look, we don't usually cover advertising standards authority complaints. It's done behind the scenes. Yeah, it's behind the curtain. But look, we're going to address it now.

The ASA, or ASSA as they're referred to. Don't make fun of the ASSA, right? They don't like it. No, they'd be listening to it. Yeah, yeah, true. Well, we're not an ad. So it's the BSA we need to be considering. Right.

The Broadcasting Standards Authority. So the ASSA, the Advertising Standards Authority, have received multiple complaints about an ad that you would have heard right here on ZM. We've been playing it. But it's not just on our station. No, no, no, it's not just us. Okay, so we're just not to blame.

Well, no, no, not necessarily anybody's to blame. There's just an ad. Anybody can complain about anything. It doesn't mean that it's wrong. That's just just an ad. Anybody can complain about anything. Right, but this particular ad. It doesn't mean that it's wrong. That's just how it works. You can complain if you want to. But this particular ad has received multiple complaints.

Why? I'll tell you why, but first I'll tell you which ad it is. You'll know the ad. It's not an ad I've voiced, is it, or something? No, you're not on it. No, it's this one. Ayo, it's two shots for summer fam. Two shots delivered free. Two for you're not on it. Okay. It's this one. Ayo, it's two shots for summer fam. Yup.

Two shots to live it free. Two for long days and warm nights. Yup. Yeah, two shots is the key. Two shots to gather far no. Yes, sir. Two shots to share feed.

Two shots to have... Anyway, you know the ad. You've heard it enough. We've heard it a million times. We've heard it a bit, that ad. And also, it's not relevant anymore.

It's three shots. Yeah. Three shots to summer fam. Update it. The bit, that ad. And also, it's not relevant anymore. It's three shots. Yeah. Three shots to some of the fans. Update it. The bit in the ad, which is, it's not the ad in general that is being complained about. It's a certain part of the ad. Okay. And the part of the ad copying all the complaints is this part.

Even two to do the deed. Two shots to hit the festival. Even two to do the deed. Two to do the deed is the issue. One complaint. Complaints are all complaining about that bit and it's too sexual. And one complaint reads, the Take Two Jabs ad makes sexual references

that is teaching our young kids about sex way before they need to. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No one said sex in there. Let's just check it again. Even two to do the deed. Two shots to hit the festival. The deed could be a lot of things. It could be absolutely anything.

It could be heaps of things. And just because on the TV version of the ad there's two ladybirds humping, it doesn't mean anything. It could just be coincidence. It could be out of context. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The complaints about that?

Not upheld. The ASA, sorry, the ASA have reviewed it and they've gone, yeah, we hear you, but we don't agree. They said, what did they stamp? They used that stamp prudes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uptight stamp. And then they

slide the complaint off their desk. So the two shots for Summer Fam ad, officially not too sexual. Jury's still out on whether it's too annoying though. So the two shots for Summer Fam ad officially not too sexual. Jury's still out on whether it's too annoying though, so those complaints are different. Oh no, I think the jury has a resounding yes. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee.

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It's a safe space, so let down your walls, wear your heart on your sleeve and remember, it is what it is. And what it is, is The Real Pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. I thought I should bring this up because it was something that you and I talked a lot about at the end of last year. And it was a point of contention.

There was bets sometimes laid on this particular thing. Okay. But nothing that was set in stone. There was no handshakes. There was nothing really that, you know, came to fruition. Right. And it was the conversation around who is going to be the next Bond. Oh, yes.

Okay, yeah, no, absolutely. You remember this? I feel passionately about this. You feel passionately. I feel passionately. I was in Idris Elba's corner and I was absolutely gunning for him to be the next Bond. You said he's too old. He's too old. It's not that I don't want him to be Bond. No, I didn't say that.

No, I said it just will not be him because he's too old. And I said I'd call BS. He looks pretty young to me. I reckon he's got a good 15 years in him. He doesn't. He does. He doesn't. He's a strapping man. He's got a strong back.

He's good to go. Put him in as Bond. He is Bond. Anyway, I thought it's New Year. It's 2022. There was stuff thrown around where you said, all right, make a bet if you're so confident. I believe we've got some audio.

You said this at one point. I would go as far as to put a cash bet on it. I'll put a cash bet on it if you want. More realistic. I will bet you $300 that Idris Elba is not the next James Bond. How about we bet? And then you also made a bet because obviously there was that time we bet on the Friends reunion

where you said it was going to be a reboot and I said it wasn't and then you were wrong. So you had to eat cat food. Yeah, and I paid my bet. I ate the cat food live on the radio. I know you did. I'm good for it. I'm good for it. Are you asking do I still want to make the same bet?

I just thought it's a new year. Yeah. And I'm a new person in 2022. I just got to go for things sometimes. Right. So I want to put a bet on I just got to go for things sometimes. Right. So I want to put a bet on who's going to be the next Bond. You get to pick one person. Yeah.

I get to pick one person and we put a bet on it right here, right now. We can do that. I'd just like to point out that wasn't my original concept. My original concept was you get Idris Elba and I get anyone but Idris Elba. No, but this is me coming back with an actually more fair bet. I mean, it's up to you. If neither of our people get picked, then we obviously have to come up with something

for that situation. Yeah. I just want to gauge your interest. I'm going to give you a day... To think about it? But you have to lock in if you're going to say yes to the bet. Are you going to take Idris Elba? Yes.

I'm taking Idris Elba. I'm backing it in. Okay. Yeah. So you get a day to think about who your person's going to be. Yeah. My person's going to be Idris Elba. Sure. And we'll come up with the T's and C's around everything else. Just to confirm, it hasn't been confirmed that it's Idris Elba.

It has not been confirmed. I haven't missed the news story. It has not been confirmed. Okay, yep, deal. Okay, deal. I just want to bring someone on the phones. It's our celebrity informant, Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Hi, Dean.

Dean, I just wanted to get you on because obviously we've just had that conversation. You were here for it. What's the latest story that's come out around who's going to be the next Bond? We've actually confirmed who the next Bond is. It came out this morning, actually very moments ago. It is, it Idris Elba. No, I don't know that. No. I said to you just before then,

I said, I said, and it hasn't been confirmed that it's Idris Elba. And you looked me in my god damn eyes and you said, no, it hasn't. Fingers crossed. Guess we'll talk, tease and see tomorrow. Thank you, Dean. Bye. Bye, guys.

James Bond. I should have known there was something in it. Or should I say... I should have known there was something more in that. Idris. Idris Elba. I still don't believe it. I still don't believe it.

Even though you say that, I still don't believe it. Yeah, I'd probably Google it and check. I should Google all these things before I commit to a bet, shouldn't I? This is a game where you've got to guess some celebrity names. Well, you've got to give me celebrity names as they come to you.

I'll give you a name. You tell me a celebrity who uses that name as part of theirs. You've gone very well in this game. Have you lost one of these before? Yeah, I've lost a couple of times. Have you? Yeah. My brain wasn't working as fast as what it should be. Well, here to take you on today and hoping you've got brain fog again is Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. How we doing? As an example of the game, Bree, give me a famous Matt. Matt. Oh, no. Damon. Yeah, Bree, give me a famous Matt. Matt. Oh, no. Damon.

Yeah, well done. That's exactly right. Wait, this isn't Matt Damon calling, is it, Matt? No. No. Okay, so you understand how it works, Matt? I like that we were actually disappointed, like it actually grew to Matt Damon.

You don't have to buzz in. You're both in on every name. Just yell out an answer as soon as you have it. Just whatever comes to mind, Matt. That's what I do. And if it's famous enough, you'll get a point. First to three wins. And Matt, if it's you, you'll get free KFC chicken dollars. Good luck, everybody.

In a very self-indulgent start to the year, I would like you guys to give me a famous Clint. Roberts. Eastwood. Well, we're going to have to defer to Anastasia here for the level of fame. Obviously, I would accept it.

Anastasia. I only heard one famous name, and that was Clint Eastwood. Right, so the point goes to Matt. Shady from you, producer Anastasia. Shady. Nice work, Matt. Yeah, well done, Matt. I've from you, producer Anastasia. Shady. Nice work, Matt.

Yeah, well done, Matt. I've got to think of more famous. I've got to be real famous. Yeah, go big league, okay? Gotcha. Guys, I would like a famous... Karen. Walker.

Yes, well done. That's the only one I had, Karen Walker. Karen, is there any other? I put it into Google. There are a couple of actresses whose names I didn't recognise, but I think Karen Walker is the most famous Karen. It's the only one that comes to mind. Other than my auntie Karen,

but I don't think Anastasia would accept that one. Okay, Matt, it's one all. Somebody give me a famous... Toby. Maguire. Maguire. Spooderman. Yes.

Yeah. I was just looking at an article of his predecessor. Is that the people that come after him? No. No? Predecessors come before you. Before you. Yeah.

Oh, he's the predecessor of, um, what's the guy that's currently Spider-Man? Jeez. You know, Zendaya guy. So you can't think of... Tom Holland. Tom Holland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They went home together for Christmas.

It was real cute. It's 2-1, Matt. You need this one to stay in the game, okay? Okay. Someone give me a famous Mike. Myers. Oh, good. Yes.

Good, Matt. Yes, Matt. Well done. Nice. I had Mike McRober Good, Matt. Yes, Matt. Well done. Nice. I had Mike McRoberts and Mike Poru written down. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All great Mikes.

All right. It's two all. Oh, this is the tiebreaker, Matt. Here we go. Come on. Don't hold back, Matt Leshko. Come on. Here we go.

I'm trying to pick like an even name that is fair for both of you. You know, like a name that goes right up the middle. Somebody give me a famous Mary. Adams. McAdams. Mary. Mary. No.

Are you talking about Rachel McAdams? Yeah, I am. Yeah. No, I won't accept that one. Brie, I'll give you three more seconds. The Virgin Mother? No. Oh you talking about Rachel McAdams? Yeah, I am. No, I won't accept that one. Brie, I'll give you three more seconds. The Virgin Mother? No. Oh, come on!

She's the most famous Mary in the world! Ask Anastasia, go to the judge. Does she have a last name though? Yes, the Virgin Mother. Anastasia, are you accepting the Virgin Mary? I think we have to. Yeah, I really enjoy that. Mary is another hard one.

All I had written down was Mary Berry, the chef. Oh, yes, yep. And Mary Poppins, who's not even a real person. You've got to give it to Matt. Come on. He's got the KFC. KFC, okay. Congratulations.

No, the old thing. You've been a great sport. That was a good game. You did very well there. He killed it. Nice work. Almost. Almost.

It wasn't for Mary McAdams. Bloody hell, you would have had that title. I'm going to write a letter to Mary McAdams. She's going to be a rising star. Yeah, she's a different kind of famous. You guys don't know her. Matt has a daughter and then changes his last name and names her mary and puts her in school just so there's a famous mary mcadam

cracking story for you though uh and i love stories that have a lot of creativity in them and this woman is uh very creative after she found out her boyfriend had been cheating. Okay. So they'd been together for a couple of years, two years. And I believe she went through his phone and she found evidence and she knew, right? Anyway, so he ends up moving out and she's devastated and obviously wants to get revenge because that's one of the frames of mind you go through when that happens. that's one of the frames of mind you go through when that happens.

It's one of the seven stages of grief, I think. Let's just be honest. We all go through it. Stop kidding ourselves. We all at some point really want revenge. And if you've been cheated on, you totally feel like you deserve revenge. Exactly. And arguably you do.

Yeah, I would have to agree. There's a line. There is a line. So I'm interested to see what she does. I think she's on the right side of the line personally. So what she decided to do is, you know, she was sitting at home bawling her eyes out every night in bed, devastated, and it's when she remembered

that he was still signed into his Amazon account, his Amazon Prime. Oh. So if you don into his Amazon account, his Amazon Prime. Oh. So if you don't have Amazon Prime, it's essentially the same thing as Netflix or Neon. Yeah. But you have the capability of renting or purchasing movies as well as streaming.

Yeah. So you can buy stuff on there as well. You can also shop on the Amazon website. Oh, I don't know. With a Prime account, yeah. Well, anyway, she didn't do that. Okay. What she decided to do was go through the massive array of films

and buy every single film that related to cheating or anything like that that would send him a message about what he did to her. Right, because he'd get the emails to say which movies he's rented. Yeah, well, she bought a lot of the films actually and let's just say she spent over $1,000 purchasing different types of films such as Cheetah, Deceitful, The Unworthy, Liar Liar,

and a bunch of Bollywood films that she said had very good titles that described him. Anyway, apparently turns out he eventually found out and he messaged her and said, look, I found this very funny and I deserved it and very creative. I deserved it. And very creative. I applaud you. I have unlinked my credit card.

I've now unlinked my credit card from the Amazon Prime account. I will not be pressing charges as long as you promise that we're even. Does this mean we're even? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we good? You don't have to forgive me. We just have to shake hands and part ways. She's like, nah, I've got your password for your Netflix account as well. She's like, let's talk in a few months.

She would have been justified, I think, going on the actual Amazon website and buying herself some nice things too. Because yes, the movies are funny, but you know. I mean, $1,000 is a fair amount. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess it's more about how much she cost them. Did she watch the films? Did she get anything out of it?

She could have went on there and bought herself a present. She got $1,000 of his money taken off him. Of joy. Yeah. Of pure revengeful joy. It's a good one. It's well done. I thought we could ask people this afternoon,

has anyone ever used someone else's account to buy something, to purchase something without them knowing obviously eventually they probably would have found out yeah and i feel like this might relate to a lot of kids using something of their parents oh yeah okay whether that be a credit card that their parents forgot about an account that they left signed in on their phone didn't you put something through on Ross Boss' credit card once? Didn't you? Wasn't there a thing

that got... No, we're not talking about that. What was it? We'll talk about it after. But, there's no... We probably shouldn't be talking about it now. Right, okay, no, that's fine. But that's what you mean, right? Oh, look, Ross is in the office. He's looking at us. Hi, Ross. We'll figure it out.

Okay. 0800, dial ZM. What did you put on someone else's account? You can also text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Look, it is the season of revenge. Obviously, Christmas is the season of giving. Yeah.

And then everyone knows after Christmas, January is the season of giving. Yeah. And then everyone knows after Christmas, January is the season of revenge. Right. It's the time where you can just let it all hang out and get revenge on someone. Because your partner cheated on you at a fisty. Exactly. Yeah, right, okay. We're not going to judge you for it.

A woman has made headlines after she found out her boyfriend of two years had cheated on her and left her and she was at home, realised his Amazon Prime account was still logged in to her TV, so she decided to rent every film related to cheating and deceit on his account, racked up over $1,000 on his account. I think that's good revenge. I think it's great revenge. I think it's clever.

He appreciated it. Yeah, and he can recover from that. She hasn't mortally wounded him. Yeah, exactly. He said to her, well done from you, I deserved it's great revenge. I think it's clever. He appreciated it. Yeah, and he can recover from that. She hasn't mortally wounded him. Yeah, exactly. He said to her, well done from you. I deserved it. Can we do better? I know there are a lot of creative and vengeful listeners of ZM out there,

so let's get some people on. Our first caller wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. How you going? Good, thank you. Did you buy something on someone else's account? Yeah, I checked up some AirPods and an iPhone 13 on Dad's card.

Oh, on your Dad's card. Anonymous. How old were you? 17. And when did he find out about it? Oh, six days later. Did you know that you were doing it or was it an accident? What do you mean, did he know?

No, he purposely did it. Oh, you purposely did it. Of course he knew. How did Dad react? With having to pay it back very quickly. Yeah, right. How did you, Anonymous, tell us, how did you get the card in the first place? Well, Dads quite often leave their cards around, so, you know.

I mean, yeah, it's not rocket science, is it, Anonymous? I think I understand the logic here. You were just giving it a go, right? Because even if your dad found out, the worst he's going to do is make you pay him back. But there's a chance he might go, oh, you cheeky bugger. All right, I'll let you have this one. Is that what you were going for? Yeah, yeah.

I don't know what dad you grew up with, but my dad definitely wouldn't do that. He'd be like, you're paying this back. I don't care how long it takes you. All right, good work, Anonymous. Let's talk to another Anonymous person. Hello, Anonymous number two. Hi, Anonymous. Hiya.

Did you use someone else's account to buy some stuff or did someone use yours? No, someone used mine. So I recently found out that my sister in Australia had racked up over $2,500 worth of Uber Eats on my credit card. How? How did she get your

credit card on her Uber Eats account? Or was it your Uber Eats account? No, so it was her Uber Eats account. I went over to Australia last year to visit her and I bought Uber Eats for dinner one night, and obviously she saved my credit card on there. Yeah, okay.

So let's leave her out of this. How did you not realise there was two and a half grand missing from your credit card? Because I don't use it. And then when I actually went to use it, my card declined. And I was like, what the hell? So that's how I found out. Have you confronted her about it? Yeah, I have.

I hit her up about it straight away. Did she know? Did she try and deny it or did she come clean? No, she said that she didn't realise. Oh, come on! Two and a half grand of free food. Someone's got to know this.

As if, you know, it's the same old thing. Like there's people out there and you know who you are when I say this. Your Uber account and one time, you know, there might be a few cards on there and you just happen to slip and use one of those cards that's on there. You know you're not using your card. Everybody knows when they get free food. Oh, you know. Yeah, there. You know you're not using your card. Everybody knows when they get free phones. Oh, you know. Yeah, yeah.

You know. All right. Keep it between, sisters. Thank you, Anonymous. We'll get one more person on, and they want to be anonymous too. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello.

Do you know someone who's used someone else's account to buy something? Yeah, my workmate and quite close friend actually found out that her husband was cheating on her, and so she used their joint credit card and went and got a boob job and a tummy tuck. My workmate and quite close friend actually found out that her husband was cheating on her. And so she used their joint credit card and went and got a boob job and a tummy tuck. Yes, she did. Wow. That is what we call great revenge. I think that's what Khloe Kardashian was talking about when she made that show Revenge Body.

I think that's exactly what she was going for. Because you know why? Because she bought it for her and not for him. Yeah, well, she bought it for the next person as well. Exactly. Wow. To enjoy that is so brilliant. She sounds like a top human.

That's so good. She's great. She's great. She's got a fantastic rack now too. Yeah. Hey. Thanks, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. She had the full She's great. She's got a fantastic rack now too. Hey. Thanks, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. She had the full makeover done.

Yeah, she's got it all. Ready to take on the world. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Second birthday banger of the year. We do this on our show every day at the same time.

We take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was actually number one when you were 16. Kicked the year off with the Bee Gees yesterday, didn't we? My mum called me this morning. She's like, I just wanted to call you again to say thank you so much for making my day, for playing the Bee Gees. Love that woman. Doesn't take much to make your day.

Hey, easily pleased. Yeah, it's a good way to be. Dave, say hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. G'day, guys. Are you easy pleased? Oh, I hope it's a banger. You want it to be a banger.

Okay, fair enough. All right, we're hoping for you too, Dave. We need your birthday. Okay, so 21st of August, 1988. All right, Dave, you were 16 in 2004. And on the 21st of August in 2004, this had a number one hit. Missy Higgins? Missy Higgins.

Yeah. Yeah, nah, that's absolute trash. Oh, Dave. Is there a moment in time for Missy Higgins? Oh, I can't say I've put on any throwback Missy Higgins recently. I don't think she's trash, but I... The film clip was quite good to that song. Yeah.

I think a piano was exploding. I'll take your word for it, guys. We're trying to make it better, Dave. You know, I saw a scar, and Dave, I thought maybe he was going to get Red Hot Chili Peppers scar tissue. I thought that's what it was. Oh, now that's a tune. It's a really good – how can we never have the Red Hot Chili Peppers

come up in Birthday Bagger? Maybe because it's not as mainstream, like super popular. The Red Hot Chili Peppers weren't mainstream. Like they were, but they – you know, I don't know. I'm just trying to make sense. I just think it's a strange anomaly. Yeah, that's really weird. Maybe they didn't have any number ones.

Maybe it was just me. No, actually not. Let's go to Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hello. How are you? How's your day been?

It's all right, thank you. What about you guys? Yeah, pretty good, Holly. It's good to be back. Let's see if we can make your day a bit better with your birthday banger. Hopefully you can get something better than Scar from Missy Higgins. What's your birthday? Poor Missy Higgins.

23rd of May, 1985. Okay, you were 16 in 2001. And on the 23rd of May in 2001, your 16th birthday, this was top of the chart. Here it is. Wow, Holly. Come on, Holly. You've got to be happy with that one.

Oh, you can't go wrong with a bit of fire. Yeah, now we're talking. Well, it's actually Blue, isn't it? No, I mean, same, same. The other one, the other boy band from the UK. They're pretty similar. Oh, is it Blue? Oh, no, I can't get down to Blue. No, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait. What is it about Blue? Surely it's about the song. No, just Blue. Blue didn't have good hits. That one. That's a good one. No, no, no.

All the rest were bad, though. Wow, okay. Savage. We've got some hard-to-please people today. I like that people are honest, because birthday bang is a very personal thing and if you don't like it. Well, you're stuck with it.

Can I just say, Blue definitely had one more hit other than that. Do you reckon they did? Yeah, absolutely they did. At least one more. They had Fly By was the other one. Oh. Okay, maybe they had one hit. We'll get one more for Bryce.

Maybe we can please Bryce. G'day. G'day, Bryce. How's it going? Come on, Bryce. You're our only hope at this point. What's your birthday? The 2nd of the 8th, 29th.

All right, you were 16 in 2015. And on the 2nd of August in 2015, this was number one. One Direction. Oh, no, Bryce. I don't think that's going to be up your alley. No, definitely not. But it's good.

Just because Bryce doesn't like it doesn't mean it's not. Oh, man. Yeah, I might have pretended that I liked it at the time, but yeah. I'm going for that. Yeah. Oh. Okay, I see. Right, okay, okay.

All right, wait there, Brycey. Well, we can't please anybody, so we have to try and please ourselves. It's a clear winner for me. It's all rise, blue. Blue, all rise. Clear winner. One Direction, Drag Me Blue. Blue, All Rise. Clear winner. One Direction, Drag Me Down. Sorry, Missy Higgins, it's not that.

But Yarragan Blue's got good vibes. That's a great song. Yeah, okay. And Holly's not going to like this, but Holly, you've won Birthday Banger. Oh, that works. That'll work. Yes. She's back on board.

Just pretend it's five, okay? I will, I will Yeah, perfect It's definitely five Yeah, five See you, Brianne Clint Bad news for anyone who hasn't looked at their phone For the last couple of days Meatloaf's dead

I know, this was really sad news Over the weekend the news broke Yeah, sad news. Over the weekend, the news broke. Yeah, he passed away over the weekend. Meatloaf, absolute icon. You might know his music. You might know his movies. You might know him from The Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump. Or that weird performance he did at the Australian AFL Grand Final.

Yeah, he was the guy with the big boobies in Fight Club. And yeah, tragically, he passed away. He wasn't very old either. 75. That's young. Yeah. Look, the news probably isn't new to you, but there was definitely somebody who missed the news when it came out.

That was the Weber Barbecue Company. Oh, no. What did they do? The morning the news about Meatloaf's passing broke, had an automated email sent out with the title, How to Barbecue Meatloaf. Oh, no. Just bad timing.

It's just bad timing. Bad timing. No intention for anything there. No bad timing. It's just bad timing. Bad timing. There's no intention for anything there. No malice. It definitely looks like a bad taste joke. Yes. You know? Yeah, yeah.

Like they're trying to get on a headline and go, Exactly. Ha ha, meatloaf. What about cooking some meatloaf on your Weber barbecue? We can be funny. They've emailed again to express their deepest apologies for the oversight and apologise for any offence that the email may have caused. Okay, interesting story.

I know we're here to talk about that story. I want to talk about how do you barbecue a meatloaf? No, me too. I know, right? I'm interested. I'm hooked. I think it's a Weber barbecue thing because you know how they've got the hood and it reflects all of the heat straight back down. Because it creates an oven in there.

I want to barbecue a meatloaf. Give it a go. I've never heard of that. You could do it as a tribute. It doesn't have to be a bad thing. I'm hooked. I'm going to go Google a recipe. I'm going to go and listen to some meatloaf as well.

Listen to meatloaf while you make a meatloaf. I'm going to go eat some meatloaf. Yes. Well, there you go. That's just advice for anybody who's in charge of any communications at the moment. Just check the news before you email out to your database of tens of thousands of people. Just check. Yeah.

You know, what's going on in the world. Just a quick room read and you should be good. That'd be great. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Just a quick room read and you should be good. It'd be great.