ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th January 2024

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

Taylor Thursday! We gave away flights, accomm, and a double pass to the Eras Tour. Clint's first ice bath. Stupid reasons people called for an ambulance.  Does Producer Ella know these superstars? (Short answer: no) The lie your parents told you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody, happy Taylor Swift Thursday here on ZM where it is bonkers. It is absolute pandemonium on the phones here at ZM. We cannot do anything, we can't touch them. The phones are just going berserk. Can I give you a little tip? Oh, no. Claudia just unblocked the phones. No, block the phones again, Claudia,

while I give out the tip. Block them up. So we're going to play a Taylor Swift song in 20 minutes' time. Okay? But the phone lines, you need to stop calling because we're also going to ask people to call for other things on the show.

And if you get through on that, it doesn't mean you're through for the Taylor comp. Should we just answer one? Should we just answer one just for fun? Okay. Hello, ZM. You're live on the air. Who's this? It's Taylor.

Hi. What are you calling about? I wanted to try and get into the Taylor Swift draw. Yeah, absolutely. 20 minutes, okay? That's when we're going to do it. Okay, thank you. 20 minutes.

Hopefully we talk to you then, Kayleigh. Imagine if we picked it up and she's like, yeah, I was actually calling to make a complaint about something I heard on the radio. I was hoping she was going to say, I'm calling to play tradie versus lady. We're going to play tradie versus lady next. So if you're not calling for that, then.

Someone said, what sort of bribe would you be looking for? To get in the draw. To give me the direct studio number. Lol. I have flights to Melbourne, but no tickets. I spend my days on Ticket Tech Marketplace and crying when I miss every ticket. Oh, I've got my fingers

crossed for you. 20 minutes time. That's your cue to call. And a winner of our Taylor Swift double pass at 5.30 this afternoon on the show.

So if you've been getting in the draw today, we will call someone and tell them they're going to the Eris Tour at 5.30 this afternoon. Okay.

Right. 0800 DIAL ZM. Only if you want to play Tradie vs. Lady with us next. $50 up for grabs. If you want to play, give us a call. Not for Taylor Swift right now. For Tradie vs. Lady. Good luck to our producers for giving us some callers.

We'll play next. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Welcome to all the Swifties we have on board this afternoon. This is Tradie versus Lady.

Ten minutes. Ten minutes will be the Taylor Swift song, so stick around for that. But until then, listen to a bit of Tradie versus. Lady. The ladies are on four wins for the year so far. The tradies are on three. Some Taylor Swift questions in here to keep everybody going too. Let's go to our lady

first in Invercargill. She's 24 and she has 16 guinea pigs. Welcome to the show, Niamh. Hello. Hi, Niamh. 16. Did you start off with less and did they breed like crazy? That's the story. Yeah.

I thought as much. Do you have a favourite one out of the 16? No, I love them all equally. Do they all have names? Do you have 16 guinea pig names to remember? No, they started off with names, but now they're just guinea pigs. They're just guinea pigs. Yeah.

Fair enough. Have you named one of them Guinea Guinea Moore? Started off with names, but now they're just guinea pigs. They're just guinea pigs. Yeah. Fair enough. Have you named one of them Guinea Guinea Moore? I haven't, but that's a good name for one of them. Just an idea for the next one. Guinea Guinea Guinea a man after midnight? Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

Okay, you're taking on our tradie today who is calling from Timaru. He's 14 and he is blind and one eye. Welcome to the show, Tilly. How are you? G'day, Tilly. How are you? G'day, Tilly. You're a lady tradie this afternoon. Good to have you on the show. What's the go with your eye?

I was just born blind in my right eye, also born with a lazy eye, but got it operated on November last year. Oh, and how's it going? Not bad, basically fully healed. Oh, good stuff. Okay, no eyes needed for this, there you go. And how's it going? Not bad. Basically fully healed. Oh, good stuff. Okay. No eyes needed for this.

Just your ears. We'll read out the questions. The first one of you to give us three correct answers will get $50 cash from KFC. Tilly, your buzzer is tradie. And Niamh, your buzzer is lady. Good luck. Make sure you use those buzzers if you know the answer. So question number one.

It's Taylor Thursday here on ZM. What is the name of the Taylor Swift tour? Tradie. Yes, Tilly. The Eros Tour. The Eros Tour. She's away and flying. Nice work.

That's one to the tradies. Question number two. What is the predominant colour of Sonic the Hedgehog? Tradie. I'm going to say Tilly got in again. Blue. It is blue. It is blue. It is blue.

Two to the tradies. You need this one, Niamh, to stay in it. Question number three. Name this Taylor Swift song. Tilly. Lady. Tilly is in. You belong with me.

She's all over it. Well done. Tilly. That's some 14-year-old energy right there. Mate, 14, and that was an absolutely stellar performance. $50 coming your way. We'll send it out to you. Thank you so much. You're very welcome.

Bree and Clint. We appreciate everyone that has been here from 6am calling every time they hear a Taylor Swift song. We're about to call back one of the finalists that got on air and tell them they'll be seeing Taylor live in Sydney with tickets, return flights and accommodation. This is a done deal. If you answer the phone, the tickets are yours.

I hope they answer. Okay, we're just putting the call through now. Here we go. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. This is a person who has been on air on ZM today. If you've been listening all day, you would have heard this person. Aaron speaking. Hello, Aaron.

It's Bree and Clint from ZM. How are you? Yeah, I'm great, thank you Aaron Did you call George's show today And get in the draw for two tickets To Taylor Swift's Heiress Tour? I did for my son to go to it

We've been trying to get through to this competition Since it started way back And we got through and got put on hold once But didn't get through And I'm just like And today he was fast asleep I was hold once but didn't get through. And I'm just like, and today he was fast asleep. I was ringing all morning trying to get through. Aaron.

He's right here. He's amped. How old's your son? He's 14. 14. Can you pop him on the phone for a sec? Here he is. Hello.

You big Swifty? Yeah. Guess what, mate? What? You're going to Sydney to see her live. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I've got goosies.

Me too. Put your dad on. Huh? Put your dad. You guys, ZM has got your flights. They have got your accommodation and they have got your tickets to the Eras Tour with everybody else.

This is going to be such an incredible show. Congratulations. How are you feeling? Awesome. I've just been dancing circles around the back lawn. Aaron, can I just say what an amazing dad you are. You've done the hard work to try and get these tickets for your son. It's all paid off, and we're so excited for you, mate.

Thank you. It's awesome. The next big challenge, mate, what are you guys going to wear to the Eris Tour? You've got to come up with the outfit now. Yeah, we did talk about that and it's a bit up in the air at the moment, but we'll figure something out. Well, we'll cover everything

else, mate. You just worry about that. Enjoy the show. Thank you for listening to ZM and we hope you love the Taylor Swift Eris Tour. We will. Thanks, guys. Have the best time. Oh. That was feel good. That was very nice.

I'm so excited for them. They were deserving. He was trying all morning and finally he's got the tickets for his son. That could be you next Thursday. Every Thursday on ZM is a Taylor Swift Thursday. We're giving double passes until they run out. Bree and Clint.

Did you see the lady who found the really expensive piece of poo in the news today? I did come across this article because, you know, I am interested in anything poo. Her name's Carol. She's from Teal Bay in Northland. It's on the east coast of the North Island. And she found some really valuable whale poo on the beach. I didn't realise whale poo was also valuable because I know that whale vomit is valuable, like super valuable,

like can be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, but not whale poo. The technical term for it is ambergris and it's... Why do they get a fancy name for their poo? Exactly, eh? What's our fancy name? I think if our poo was valuable, it would have a fancy name. But this has like a fancy name for their poo. Exactly, eh? What's our fancy name? I think if our poo was valuable, it would have a fancy name. But this has like a French name because it's used to make perfume.

Well, if I swallow a diamond ring, it'll be valuable. Yeah. Well, it depends how many carrots it is because it might not come out. Nothing worse than carrots in your poo. No. It doesn't digest properly. Her dog sniffed out this lump. Yeah, they use this substance,

which forms in the digestive tract of a sperm whale, to make perfumes. It's stinky and it's sticky, and it's the thing that makes the perfume scent stay, I think. They couldn't have found another product or... I know, right? Made something else, like manufactured something else. They need that from the belly of a sperm whale.

Yeah, you couldn't come up with a harder product to find. Like we can build skyscrapers, but can't come up with a product. But if you want to smell like Jean-Paul Gaultier. But if you want it to last long on your skin. We're going to need a sperm whale to do a dump on the beach. Isn't that buzzy? Because it's so hard to come by, it sells for around $40 a gram, this stuff. Well, how much is gold going for?

Obviously a lot more than that. Oh, good question. Claude, can you check the current price of gold for us, please? Per gram. I haven't checked the price of gold today, so this will be good to get an update. We always do. That's usually the first thing you and I do.

Carol found half a kilo. Half a kilo of it? Let's check how much, yeah, how much, does it say how much it's worth? 496 grams she found, which could be worth $20,000. You're kidding. Could be a 20 grand poo. Claude, how much are we looking at for gold at the moment? My internet's carked it.

Just give me one second. It's because of all the people calling for Taylor Swift. It's now infiltrated our Wi-Fi. Carol's poo does need to be verified though. Don't call it Carol's poo because it sounds like her human poo. Carol's pricey poo needs to be officially verified.

There have been false alarms before. In 2008 a 100 kilogram deposit was found on Wellington's South Beach. People went mental. 100 kilos. Yeah, that's wild. It turned out to be congealed. Some campers nearby who used that as the campers toilet. Not 100 kilos. It was a lotaled cooking fat. No. Gutted. So $40 a gram, you said? Yeah.

And what's gold worth, Producer Claude? About $106. Okay. A gram? Per gram. Yeah, but whales don't shit out gold, so. But I mean, still, that's just a good comparison. Yeah.

Like showing you how much gold is worth a gram. This is worth a lot. Interestingly, the ambergris is gold. The colour of it is gold. It's gold. Yeah. But it's not gold. It looks like a gold nugget, but it's not gold.

It stinks. It smells like poo because it is poo. Definitely not what mine looks like. When? I want to go poo hunting. Do you? Probably not, actually. You've got two dogs

You spend your life poo hunting Brie and Clint Married at First Sight is coming back The Australian one for season 11 And the New Zealand one's coming Is it? Yeah I'm pretty sure The Australian one is by far the best And when you say

The best Do you mean the most horrific? If I was going to watch one, I wouldn't watch the American one. Yeah. And I wouldn't watch the British one. I'd watch the Kiwi one, but I think I'd prefer to watch the Australian one. Just because it's absolute chaos. Train wreck television.

I can't watch it anymore. It's gotten too bad. Like I used to quite like it and then. I've got a feeling they'll pull it back a little bit this time. I wreck television. I can't watch it anymore. It's gotten too bad. Like, I used to quite like it and then... I've got a feeling they'll pull it back a little bit this time. I hope so. I think it's gone too far. I just think about the people on it. I'm just kind of like...

Yeah. But, I mean, they have signed up and they would have seen a season knowing what it's like. Yeah, watch an episode before you sign up. Yeah. John Akin is the relationship expert who's been on the show since the beginning. He's given some advice to single people who are looking for love at the moment.

I'm not taking advice from that guy. He's a relationship expert. What are you talking about? They say he's an expert. He's pretty poo-poo at his job, if you ask me. I think they've had like two success stories from that. 11 seasons. Yeah, 11 seasons.

His track record is not great. But what's he said? what you want okay i think the the advice is quite good uh he said that if you are single at the moment and you are struggling to find the one or someone that you need to relax your criteria chill out man that sounds like he's, that sounds like it's another way to say you need to settle. No, no. He's just saying. No one needs to settle. Everyone deserves exactly what they want, Clint.

Yeah, like a drive-through order. Yeah. I don't deserve, you know, my drive-through order without the sauce. I asked for the sauce. I wanted the large chips with extra seasoning. He said that social media and dating apps has seen a hardening in people's ideas of what they're looking for

in a partner. People are like steadfast. They follow the people they're attracted to and they want to find a version of that exact person with those tattoos and those muscles and that haircut and that car. I would have to agree. And those clothes. It's because it's so accessible these days.

Like social media, you can literally go on there and find different people within like seconds or like dating apps. You can literally find a million people and talk to whoever. Dating apps are a shocker. You'll swipe past someone who could be a perfect match for you because you don't like their shoes. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. You know? Yeah. He said certain people have very strict criteria and they need to relax those and get curious, he said. You don't have to settle. You need to get curious. Instead of saying, hey, I want a blonde, not a brunette, you need to just go, oh, maybe I am into brunettes. Maybe hair colour doesn't change what a person is like on the inside. What a thought.

He said that people who have unrelenting standards and strict criteria that rules them out of love and those people will always be single. Yeah. If you are too picky, he said, you will likely always be single. I feel like as you get older, you kind of realise certain things where you have obviously your non-negotiables that are super important, like pillars that you can't move,

and then all the kind of other fluffy stuff that doesn't really matter at the end of the day. Well, so as you get older, the pool of people to choose from gets smaller. So you have to relax your criteria. Yeah. You know? What if they used to be brunette but now they're bald, you know? Well, that's true. As long as they have a picture of them

when they were brunette once upon a time, maybe that's fine. What is the one thing that you would never relax your criteria on? Ooh. Ooh! Like the one. Ooh. Ooh. Like the one. Ooh.

I know what yours is. Do you? Yeah. I do know. What do you think mine is? Driver's license. Yep. True.

They don't have, Brady's not signing up to be your Uber driver. I'm not anyone's mum or Uber driver. You must have a driver's license. What's my one criteria? Yeah. What's your one criteria? Yeah, what's your one thing? Needs to like needs to like hardcore. What?

Wait, let me finish. Yeah. R&B. Hardcore R&B. Yeah, that's me. I want to talk about the new Mean Girls film. It's a musical, kind of like a here and now version of the 2000s movie that Lindsay Lohan starred in. Have you seen it?

Haven't seen it, really want to see it. One of the main characters who plays Regina George actually in this new one is Renee Rapp. Oh, yeah. You might know her. She's got some music out. She's in the TV show Sex Lives of College Girls. She's been on Broadway. She's amazing.

And an interview I watched caught my attention because a presenter by the name of Olivia Marks was asking all of the cast all these different questions to see if they knew the answer to them. One of the questions they asked was who played the green fairy in the movie Moulin Rouge? Oh, okay. Which, if you don't know the answer to that, that's not a big deal,

but it's Kylie Minogue who plays the fairy in that film. Got it. Renee Rapp does not know who Kylie Minogue is. Oh. Take a listen to this audio. She doesn't know who it is. What the hell? I don't know who that is.

Does she have Prosecco now? Yes. Kylie Wines. I was in London last month and somebody was like, we brought Kylie Minogue Prosecco. And they were like, it's a joke. Who is this queen? Who is this queen?

Kylie Minogue. You need to get on that. She's like the best. Incredible singer. I would love her then. Let me get right. Renee. Do you not know Padam Padam?

Kylie Minogue? You don't know Spinning Around? Okay. Never mind. We'll have a chat later. We'll talk. At least she was respectful, you know? She was.

She goes, who is this queen? Because she could have been very dismissive and gone, I don't know who that is, not relevant. But she didn't. Yeah, she was like, who is this? She goes, is she an actor? Amazing to know her for her wine and not her multiple hit singles. I mean, true fire bangers.

I thought off the back of that, Clint. Yeah. Because Renee Rapp is 24. She is a Gen Z-er. We could put our own resident Gen Z-er. She doesn't know this is happening to the test with a little game of, do you know who that is? Ella, are you ready?

Yeah. Okay. Are you 24 as is? Ella, are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Are you 24 as well? 23, thank you. 23, okay. Same, same. Same, same. Same, same. All Gen Z. Alright, Ella, in the first question, the first person of do you know who that is? Naomi Campbell. That rings a bell.

Tennis player? Oh, damn it. No, try again. Wait, wait, wait. Try again. Naomi Campbell. Chef. No, it's Nigella Lawson.

Naomi Campbell, probably one of the most famous people on the planet at one time. Yeah, she's one of the top five in her field of all time. I'm so embarrassed. Like, uber, uber famous. The name rings a bell. Naomi Campbell. Naomi Campbell. Singer.

What? Supermodel. Supermodel. Oh, that. Naomi Campbell. Yes, yes. Look her up. She's still modelling to this day.

She's still killing it. Okay. That was a tough one. That was really tough. It's Naomi Campbell. She's 23. No, my mum was watching a documentary and she was really tough. It's Naomi Campbell. She's 23. No, my mum was watching a documentary and she was in it. The Supermodels?

Yeah. Clint, that was not a hard one. I'm trying to build her confidence up for the next one. Oh, I do know her. Damn it. Okay, next. Okay, next one. You're zero from one so far.

But hey, we've got a few. Next up, who is Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Jonathan Taylor Thomas. This is a harder one in my opinion. Tennis player? You can't say tennis player for all of them. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Can I give her a clue?

Yes. No, she needs to have one more guess. Oh, she doesn't know who it is. Give her a clue. TV star. What show? What's an old show? We'll give you an audio hint.

Oh. Is this her? Yes. What show? What's that? Improvements. Home Improvements. Yeah, well done.

Well done, Ella. She didn't know who it was, so I'm not giving you the point. I'll give you a shout out for knowing the name of the show. All right. Next one on the list. Who is Antonio Bandadas? The chef in the UK. He's Italian.

No? Okay. I hate this man. She was so confident I love the confidence I'll give you a clue that is specific to you Okay Yeah

He's in Shrek Ah He's one of the voices in Shrek Donkey? Oh my god That's Eddie Murphy for God's sake Oh I don't know I don't know names very well

He's Puss in Boots in Shrek He's Paris Hale Oh yeah He also was Zorro. He's been in a bunch of different films. He's an actor. He's also Antonio Banderas. Okay, let's go an easier one.

Welcome to the game of making a Gen Z to try and guess who these famous people are. Billy Joe Armstrong. Astronaut. Oh, shut up. Am I right? Car out. You're thinking of Neil Armstrong. Astronaut. Shit. Oh, shut up. Am I right? Car out. You're thinking of Neil Armstrong.

Billy Joe Armstrong. Does this song ring a bell? Wake me up. Oh, yeah. When's the time? What band? What band? Oasis.

Damn it. Wonderwall. Nickelback. My God. Okay. You know what? My God. We're going to finish it there,

and I think we're going to have another round of Who Do You Think That Is next week with Ella. Oasis. Oh, it's an astronaut. My favourite Green Day song. That's one small step for a man. Can I just say, Ella, very endearing. It made me love you more.

But also, it concerned me a lot. Sorry, I do know Whitney Houston. You were zero from zero. Same. Whitney Houston. That's Brie's dog. You know the main ones. Brie and Clint.

Can I just say I'm loving the text we're getting from you guys on 9696. We just tested our resident Gen Z-er Ella on some celebrities, and she was zero from six, I think. She reckons we gave her hard ones. You definitely did. One of the questions was, what band is this? If you did a U2 song, I would have known that. Someone said, as a Gen Z-er, we don't claim her.

And then someone else said, give her a written warning. Never. Never. Ella, do you want one more chance? Oh, God. Do you want one more chance? Okay, who's this? What? Who's this? What?

Who's this? I don't even... That was you too! Oh! You didn't do a popular one. Damn it. I love you.

I honestly love you so much. It's all love. We'll play again next week. Do you want one more chance? I love you. I honestly love you so much. You know, it's all love. It's all love. Nate, we'll play again next week. Do you want one more chance? No. Do you want one more chance? Fine.

Okay, who's this? It's not her day today. No, it's not your day. Who's this one? Oh! You too! Yeah! She got me in the end.

No more. I would have absolutely pooed on the floor if you hadn't said you too that time. And then we would have had to write a letter to HR about why Clint pooed on the floor again. Anyway, we'll test you again next week. I want to talk about this story that I was reading about the Welsh Ambulance Service because they released an article talking about some of the ridiculous claims that they've had over the past 12 months. Okay.

So people calling in for ridiculous reasons, which is actually really dangerous. Of course. Because the ambulance need to go to serious calls. Correct. So let's talk about the first one, which one Welsh resident last year called the ambulance service and here's how the call went. So the operator said, okay, tell me exactly what's happened. The caller said, yesterday evening uh i had some kebabs and i might have had a little bit too much uh and then this morning i've had a very painful stomach i need an ambulance oh okay i've had too many kebabs too many kebabs you've eaten too much you don't need an ambulance it's not an

ambulance call at worst that's an an Uber. At worst it's a tablet and you go sit on the toilet. Some of the other ones that they had received was a lost voice. Oh okay.

So I don't know how they called the ambulance about that because they lost their voice. A ring stuck on a finger. Oh you don't know how they called the ambulance about that because they'd lost their voice. A ring stuck on a finger. Oh, you don't call an ambulance. Oh! You don't call the ambulance for that. No, but I could see how someone would be, if their finger was turning blue.

You go to the hospital. Yeah, you do. But you would be freaking out. You'd be like, oh! Don't encourage people to call the ambulance if they've got a ring stuck on their finger. A hand stuck in a letterbox. Oh, call the fire service for that.

They need to come rescue you, the jaws of life. And another one was missing false teeth. Call an ambulance for missing false teeth. Yeah, the Welsh ambulance service get around 414,000 calls a year and out of those calls, 68,000 last year were not warranted. Yeah, right. Yeah. So that's on average.

On average, that's 188 calls a day where they shouldn't be calling the ambulance. I like to know what the process is, like what the questions they have to ask you to decide whether you need an ambulance or not. So it's not a life or death emergency. Oh, that's the only reason you need an ambulance. If it's a life or death emergency. You call an ambulance. You call an ambulance.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Not because your tummy hurts. I ate too many kebabs. I need a Powerade. I had a big night. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line. That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Our movie guessing game where the money builds, the prize builds up and up and up. Today we're playing for $100. And Brie, you're taking on Molly. Hi, Molly.

Hi, Molly. Hi. How old are you, Molly? 14. 14. Now, were you actually listening to ZM to win Taylor Swift tickets, but now you're here to play What's the Plot? Yes.

Perfect. I like it, Molly. May as well jump on board, win what you can. Do you watch a lot of movies? Not really. Might be a problem, but we'll see. This whole category is going to be a problem for you, I think, Molly.

But that's okay. We're here. Let's do it. It could just be an easy win for Bree this week, and that's okay too. The Oscar nominations came out yesterday. Barbie got snubbed. Soulburn got snubbed as well. But today we're going to focus on movies that didn't get snubbed.

In fact, these are Oscar- winning movies from the 2000s. Okay. From the 2000s and beyond. Molly, when were you born? 2009. May. May in 2009. Okay. That's okay. That's okay. Do your best, Molly. That's all

you can do. Molly, if you think you know what the movie is that I'm talking about, you yell out Molly and you have a guess. Okay? Okay. Thank you. Okay. Molly, if you think you know what the movie is that I'm talking about, you yell out Molly and you have a guess, okay? Okay, thank you. Okay, good luck. You can have as many guesses as you want, Molly, so you can guess whenever. Alright. Here we go. First movie plotline.

In 1963, a cowboy and a ranch hand are hired as sheep herders in Wyoming. Bree. Bree. Brokeback Mountain. Brokeback Mountain is correct. It's a classic.

It's a classic. Movie number two. You got this one, okay, Molly? Let's go to... Let's go to... Is there any in there? Let's go to... Give her a chance.

Okay, here's one from 2016. Okay. A pianist and an actress follow their passion and achieve success in their respective fields. As success mounts, they are faced with decisions that begin to fray the fragile fabric of their love affair and the dreams that they worked so hard to maintain in each other threaten to rip them apart.

Molly? Molly, what's that? Is it The Greatest Showman? No, great guess. Good guess though, Molly. Well done. Is it The Pianist? It's not The Pianist.

Movies set in Los Angeles? Oh, Brie? Brie. La La Land? La La Land. Sorry, Mole, not your game today, but we're going to give you 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize.

Oh, sweet. Thank you. You're very welcome. Hell yeah, Molly. Thanks for playing, mate. Good luck for the Taylor Swift comp. Thank you. Sweetass.

Everyone's happy. Probably shouldn't have started with Brokeback Mountain, to be honest. Yeah, do you think Molly's seen Brokeback Mountain? Well, I don't write the questions for the people, do I? You have a choice of the movies. Clint kicks it off with Brokeback Mountain? Well, I don't write the questions for the people, do I? You have a choice of the movies. Clint kicks it off with Brokeback Mountain. She's 14.

Next one was Call Me By Your Name. I don't think I would have got that one either. Bree and Clint. We talked about Sofia Vergara the other day from Modern Family and lots of other things. How could I forget? She also did the Head & Shoulders commercials. Remember?

She was in the movie Chef. Yes. She's also a judge on America's Got Talent. Yes. She's done a lot of stuff. No, but you didn't let me get to any of that. Okay. You didn't know any of it.

I love Sofia Vergara. I love Sofia Vergara. I could tell that you didn't know. She has talked about why her and Joe Mangilino got divorced last year. Because there wasn't really any details about it. Not really. And they're a really high profile, super good looking Hollywood couple. Yeah.

She said it's because he wanted children and she didn't. Well, she's already got a child. Yeah. And they got together after. Yes. Like later in life? Yeah. She had a son when she was 19. Okay. And she's 51 now. And he's

47. And she said, my marriage broke up because my husband was younger. He wanted to have kids and I don't want to be an old mum. She said, I'm ready to be a grandmother, not a mother. Because her kid is 32 now. So she's like, I'm ready to be a grandmother, not a mother. Because her kid is 32 now. So she's done that part of her life.

I'm on to that next thing. It's also very, I feel like, very different for men and women. Yeah. Because we don't have that luxury of, oh, I'm 47. Maybe I'll have a baby now. We can't do that. They must have talked about it before they got married, though. I just think it's...

It's a lot of pressure and i and when i say we can't do that we can't do it naturally forever like yeah or not for not very long like men have the luxury of you know if they're 47 or if they're 50 some are 70 and they think oh i might have a baby now we just can't do that it must be such a hard decision to come to in your relationship, though, where you realise that you guys actually need to break up because one of you wants kids and one of you doesn't. And it can happen at any age. You could know at 25 that you never want to have kids.

It's the right decision, though, for the relationship because you'll just end up resenting each other. And if you're up front with that person from the start and they're like, oh, you'll change your mind. You're like, no, I won't change my mind. This is how I feel. I'm not going to change my mind. Oh, you'll come around.

You're just young. You just don't know how you feel yet. No, I do. I've got a friend who was, she's always said that she wanted kids. And the guy that she got together with was kind of on the fence. And then they'd been together for a few years and she was, they weren't engaged yet, but they were at that point where their relationship,

they needed to do the next thing, whether that was get married or buy a house or start a family. And she said to him, I love you. I want to be with you forever, but I want to have children. Are we going to have kids? And he goes, no, I don't want to have kids. And she said, with me? And he goes, no, I don't want to have kids.

I just don't want to have them. I don't want to have kids at all. But I love you and I don't want to break up with you. I also want to be with you forever, but I don't want to have kids. And they had to break up. Yeah. They had to break up. Well, you have to.

Yeah. Because it's just something, you know, if one person wants one thing, they shouldn't have to change what they want. Neither of you should. Neither of you should. Because you're right what you said before. You'll just end up resenting. Whichever decision you guys make, if it's not in the interests of both people,

you will resent each other. And it's a hard one and something that's so much more common these days, especially like, you know, in younger generations because there are a lot of people who don't want children anymore, which never used to happen. Yeah. But there's so many people who know they don't want kids. God, he must really want kids to break up with Sofia Vergara.

Yeah, I mean. He must really want kids. It makes me think, like when they first got together, if they had that conversation, because I feel like that's... It's even harder because if he's changed his mind or if he's, you know, then felt differently,

it's hard, isn't it? Totally. Bree and Clint. We will be playing another Taylor Swift song before 5.30 and at 5.30 we will be calling someone to give them tickets, flights and accommodation to the Eras Tour. But first, your birthday bangers, the songs when you were 16.

We'll reminisce and we'll play one. Steph's going to go first. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks. How are you going, Steph? Good, thank you.

Have you been trying to get through for the Taylor Swift comp? Oh, I have a little bit, actually. I just heard it on the way home. I was trying to dial, but didn't get through. Okay, okay. Well, you're here for birthday banging now, so let's enjoy this. What's your birthday? So my birthday is the 24th of January, 1996.

Oh, happy birthday for yesterday. Oh, thank you. You were 16 though, Steph, in 2012, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Jessie J and Domino. What do you reckon, Steph? Oh, not too bad. I quite like that song from Jessie J. And Domino. What do you reckon, Steph? Oh, not too bad.

Not too bad? I quite like that song from Jessie J. Yeah, it's a good throwback. Yeah. Not bad, Steph. Not bad. Okay, wait there. Let's do a birthday banger for Michelle.

Hi, Michelle. G'day, Michelle. Hi. How's it going? Not too bad. How's your week been, Michelle? Yeah, really good, thanks. Oh, good to hear.

Well, let's see if we can get you a good birthday banger. What's your date of birth? The 30th of July, 1980. Alright, Michelle, that means you were 16 in 1996. And Michelle, this is your birthday banger. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. Making love forever Friendship never ends Huge, huge tune. You gotta be a Spice Girls fan, don't you, Michelle?

Oh, absolutely. I mean, who isn't? I feel like this is one of those songs that was so big that you kind of remember where you were the first time you heard it. I was in my parents' garage holding my own blue light disco for New Year's. Were you? Yep. I love it.

With my own impulse spice impulse can. Okay, wait there, Michelle. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Hugh. Kia ora, Hugh. Hi, Hugh. Hello. Good evening. Good evening, Hugh.

How are you? Oh, fantastic. Oh, good to hear. Whereabouts in the country are you, Hugh. Hello. Good evening. Good evening, Hugh. How are you? Oh, fantastic. Oh, good to hear. Whereabouts in the country are you, Hugh? Waipu. Oh, lovely. Hugh from Waipu.

How do you do? How good. Yeah. Hugh, give us your date of birth, mate, and we'll tell you the number one song the day you turned 16. 20th of April, 1954. All right, Hugh. That means you were 16? 20th of 4th, 1954. All right, Hugh. That means you were 16 in 1970.

And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Let it be. Let it be. Let it be. Oh, no. It's an absolute huge hit from the Beatles. What do you reckon? Were you a Beatles fan, Hugh?

Oh, part of the Beatles, but I wasn't a Beatles fan. Yeah. What were you more into, Hugh? Oh, more into Deep Purple and... Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin. The Rolling Stones. Yeah.

Yeah, there it is. Hell yeah. All right, well, bloody good, Hugh. Good to hear from you, mate. That's a great birthday banger in my books. I'm going to give my vote to Michelle and the Spice Girls, though. I'm going Michelle, the Spice Girls wannabe. It's a good vibe. Bit of a no-brainer.

Where is she? Michelle, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Yay, thank you. Thanks for playing, Michelle. I'm cooler. Thank you for that. Wait, what did you Thanks for playing. First time caller, so good. Wait, what did you say, Michelle?

First time caller. We've got to give her the parade. First time caller. First time callers. I was just about to start the spy skills, you just snuck it in there. We love to celebrate you guys on our show, Michelle. So thank you for finally calling the show. Don't leave it as long to call us back, okay? Okay.

Sounds great. Thanks, guys. She got it in there. I reckon Hugh was probably a first-time caller too. Although, no, he's played plenty of chances since 1954, so maybe he wasn't a first-time caller. I reckon Hugh's called us before. Brad Clint.

Taylor slipped on the way. Here's the Spice Girls for Birthday Banger, ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today from the Spice Girls on a Taylor Swift Thursday. If you want to be my lover. That song was number one when Taylor Swift was seven. Wow.

I believe. Quick math. It'll be around about. 1989 to 1996. She would have been seven. Yep. Yeah. We're going to play one more Taylor Swift song before we draw today's winner of the flights, accommodation

and tickets to the Eras Tour. And we've got to make the draw just after 5.30, so the song has to play very shortly. Stick around. I want to talk about this story I read where a 21-year-old is ropeable at her parents at the moment after she found out a lie that they have been telling her for 15 years. Okay.

They've made her believe this lie. They've led her down the garden path. She's fully believed it. And it's affected her life. Now, before you reveal this lie, is this a common lie that other parents are using that you're about to dispel for other people? No.

Okay. It's not a common one. It's not the one about other people? No. Okay. It's not a common one. It's not the one about eating your crusts? No. It's not a common one. Not the one about eating your carrots? This one I feel like is on the line. Okay.

Like I feel like the carrot one's fine and the crust one's fine. Okay. You know, it's all backed by good intention, those ones. This one's not like, he is your real father. No. Okay. No. So this woman said, she's 21 now, but she said she recently found out

and she feels betrayed by her parents after they lied to her about having a nut allergy. So they told her that she had a nut allergy from a very young age and wait till you hear the reason why. Okay. They told their daughter that she had a nut allergy

because they didn't want to share their Ferrero Rochers with her. The parents' excuse said, they said they were expensive they were our favorites and we didn't want to share oh my god that is incredible we told her the lie and then it kind of stuck but now as a 21 year old she went on her own accord because she still believed it so she was still 21 and what you're not going to test it, you know. But she thought, I want to go get myself tested to see if I'm allergic

to anything else. Or see if I'm still allergic to nuts. Or see if I'm, you know, what's going on. So she went and had a test and she found out that she was allergic to prawns, cucumbers, chickpeas. But guess what was not on the list? Nuts. Oh, my God.

Of any kind. She couldn't believe it. She confronted her parents. They came clean and said, yeah. We didn't want you eating our Ferrero Rochers. We want you to stay away from the Ferrero Rochers. It's a bit on the line, isn't it? I was going to joke before you revealed it and go,

oh, what, do they want to keep all the scorched almonds to themselves? Pretty close. She said that the lie got out of hand and she has now lived a life till she was 21 deprived of hundreds of recipes because her parents didn't want to share these bloody chocolates. She's never tried a satay chicken. No.

She's never tried a peanut slab. She said she feels like actually manipulated and she will forever resent the Ferrero Rocher. So unnecessary. Can you imagine her though at 21? Obviously you find it out and you're shocked and you're angry and you go through all these stages, but then you're like, wait a second, I have all these different foods that I can try.

That girl's going to gobble so many nuts. Yeah. Oh, mate, you imagine. Just get involved. Just going to get un-thangst. Ferrero Rochers, I don't know many kids who think they're entitled to a Ferrero Rocher. Ferrero Rocher. Ferrero Rocher.

You can just say to a kid, no, that's the adult chocolates. Yeah. And the kid goes, all right, sweet, they're in a special plastic container and they've got all that shit around them. They must be for adults. Just tell the kids they're dark chocolate. They won't want to go near them. Tell them they're dark chocolate or tell them they've got alcohol in them.

Yeah. Oh, these are alcohol. Sorry, these are the alcohol chocolates. And they're like, but mum, you've had nine. Yeah, so? Stop mum, you've had nine. You're like, yeah, so? Stop counting your little shit. Ferrero Rochers, in all fairness. Yeah.

Very good. Very good. God, I love a Ferrero Rocher. I feel like they're elevated to a level that they don't belong at, but they are very good. I'm not going to be sharing my Ferrero Rochers. Ferrero not sharing. Ferrero not sharing. Bree and Clint.

Last week, Clint, you said something on the show that you were thinking about making a big purchase without having done any research whatsoever. I want to get an ice bath. Have you ever done an ice bath? No.

Oh, mate. But I've been doing cold showers. I'm really keen an ice bath. Have you ever done an ice bath? No. Oh, mate. But I've been doing cold showers. I'm really keen to try it. If you organise it, I'll definitely do it. You won't last two minutes. You reckon? No. I wasn't imagining lasting two minutes.

I was aiming for one. Are we talking about the ice bath? Yep. That all happened last week and I talked to the producers and we were busy behind the scenes organising a little ice bath for you this week. Can I just say, I thought you guys were going to get me a dirty wheelie bin full of water and bags of ice from the servo. That was the backup plan.

Yeah, we thought we'd ease you into it because we went to the beautiful, the luxurious spa in Grey Lynn, Hanna. It was stunning. It was absolutely beautiful. What a nice place to do my first ice bath. Delightful. If you're looking for an ice bath, head down there to Hanna Spa because it's lovely.

Better than a wheelie bin. Way better than a wheelie bin. It has the bath and then the sauna right next to it. It was all happening. Anyway, we took you down there to experience your first ice bath ever, and here's what happened. You can do it. My toes already hurt.

Now, in your pocket, hands in, up to your neck. Okay. Big brave boy, big brave boy, big brave boy. Is it relaxing? He can't talk. He's gone to another dimension. One minute. My fingers really hurt. It's the worst, eh? How's your feet? dimension. One minute. My fingers really hurt.

It's the worst, eh? How's your feet? Can't feel them. Nipples? Very small. His nipples have gone even tinier. Now we don't know yet if we are going to be able to locate his testicles afterwards. You know this really doesn't feel that dissimilar to my vasectomy. I'm not joking. The pain is

in that region, the pain is very similar. Similar, is it? Three, two, one. That's it. You're done. Okay. Time to get out. Time to reveal my muscles. There it is. Your first ice bath ever.

Thoughts? Man, I'm a little drama queen, eh? Some of the noises you were making Is that what I sound like? Some of the noises you were making sounded quite sexual. Quite birthy as well, eh? Well, I was trying to do Wim Hof breathing. It is. Like I've seen people do on Instagram.

It is quite shocking. Yeah. And especially if you've never experienced it before. Like, I was trying to do Wim Hof breathing. It is. Like I've seen people do on Instagram. It is quite shocking. Yeah. And especially if you've never experienced it before. Like, I definitely know the feeling where it kind of takes the wind out of you. Yeah. I think you may have made the problem worse, though, because now I've done one ice bath, and now I really want to get an ice bath after doing one.

In the heat of summer, at like the peak of summer when it's so easy to get in and then go and enjoy your day afterwards in your shorts and T-shirt. I'm like, I need to spend serious money on an ice bath now. Maybe we should have got the wheelie bin. Because the Hanna spa hasn't given a realistic, you know, because it's so nice there and they have it at the perfect temperature. Oh, yeah, because now I need the ice bath

and I also need the infrared sauna. That's why I need to get that. So I've been on Timu to see if there's any cheap ones around. Would you trust an infrared sauna from Timu? Oh, I don't know. How much are they? They vary, but they're not less than a couple of thousand dollars. Sounds like a lot of money to lay out

when you don't really even know if you'll use it a lot. Maybe just a wheelie bin and a hairdryer then. Maybe just keep watching the videos of Art Green and that might be enough, you know, to get your fix. Well, proud of you. There you go, your first ice bath. If you would want to see the smallest nipples you have ever seen on a woman, man or cat,

there's a video of that ice bath coming out this afternoon on our social media. We did get word from experts saying that you can't technically even milk your nipples, which is very unusual. Yeah, well, lucky my children have been weaned. I'm not going to be called on. Yeah, lucky. Lucky you don't have to step up to the plate. No child wants to suck on a hairy nipple anyway.

Nigella Lawson likes to take matters into her own hands when it comes to names and pronunciation of things, right? I think she just takes, you know, the pronunciation as a suggestion and then she just has creative control. Case in point. But I still need a bit of milk, full fat, which I've warmed in the micro-wave. I like her way better.

Micro-wave. Well, she's done it again and I actually saw this on Brodie Kane's Instagram page, good friend of the show, Brodie Kane. She has shared a recipe that Nigella Lawson has posted. I'm going to get Claude to bring it up on the screen here. Bree, can you read us the name at the top of the dish here

and see if you notice any problem with that? Top of the dish in honour of National Pie Day or rather using it as an excuse, recipe of the day is egg and bacon pie? Egg and bacon pie. Oh, bacon and egg pie. Egg and bacon pie. Egg and bacon pie.

No. It's bacon and egg pie, isn't it? Surely it's bacon and egg pie. It's bacon and egg burger. It's bacon and eggs for breakfast. It's bacon and eggs for breakfast. You don't have an eggs and bacon for breakfast. It's a bacon and egg pie. It's a bacon and egg burger. It's bacon and eggs for breakfast. It's bacon and eggs for breakfast. You don't have an eggs and bacon for breakfast. It's a bacon and egg pie.

It's a bacon and egg pie. I'm not going crazy, am I? It's a bacon and egg pie. Like, would you say we're going to have chips and fish for dinner tonight? No, fish and chips. Would you say we're going to have cream and strawberries? No, strawberries and cream. Would you say we're going to, do you want to come over and we'll chill in Netflix?

No. You're getting them around the wrong way, you know? Yeah, that's interesting. Chill in Netflix. It doesn't work, does it? Okay, good. People always hound me for the way that I say this game. Paper, scissors, rocks.

Yeah. Yeah, what do you say? Because I feel like it's different depending on where you are around the world, and I've changed it now because I used to get roasted so badly. But I always called it rock, paper, scissors. Oh, you can get away with rock, paper, scissors. You reckon? My issue was the way that you...

Or scissors, paper, rock. No, you say scissors, paper, rock. Maybe I say scissors, paper, rock. That's the issue there. And it's also the way that you play it. So play it the way you would do it. So you go scissors, paper, rock. There's five shakes involved with yours.

Yeah. You know what else I do wrong, apparently? You know the song where you do the heads and shoulders, knees and toes? Mm-hmm. I sing it apparently. Wait, how can you screw this up? I apparently sing it to a different melody.

Sing it for us. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, we all clap hands together. What the sweet Jesus is that song? I think that's the way that we always sing it. Claudia, Ella, join me. Three, two, one.

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. And eyes and ears and mouth and nose. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes, knees and toes.

I feel like I've gone into another dimension. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes. Remix. Bree and Clint. And that's us. That's the end of the show. Thank you to everybody who swifted with us all day and tried to score those Taylor Swift tickets. If you missed it, Aaron won tickets for his 14-year-old son.

The two of them are on a boys' trip to Taylor Swift. What a great outcome. I'm getting goosies again. It was super special, and we're so excited for them. Aaron had been trying the last time we gave away tickets and he was trying all day today, finally got through. Which we know you all have. Yes, we know.

They're like, so am I! And we hope and we've got our fingers crossed for you for next Thursday. It all goes down again. That's the good thing. You're going to win next Thursday. Yeah, it's going to be you. I didn't win Lotto last night But I'm going to win lotto This Saturday

There's always another opportunity That's exactly how it works If you want to see a video Of a very pale man With small nipples Trying his first ice bath You should go and check out The Bree and Clint

Instagram account right now It's me Having my first ice bath With the very small nipples And the very pale body You did very well Although when I went in the ice bath, I actually turned a very pink colour. Yeah.

Like sausage-y pink. I think it's your body going into shock. I look like an uncooked pork sausage. I think it's all the blood that runs to... Oh, to the outs to the... Yeah, to try and warm you up, maybe. I don't know. I'm just making it up.

I didn't... I mean, I wouldn't, but I didn't give you a a ball check a ball check have they come down yet they went honestly they went so far up into me the thingy was fine well it was fine-ish

the thingy but the ball oars straight back up oh yeah it's cold yeah they go into hibernation it's a defence mechanism high ballation

they go into high ball nation go and watch the video it's on our Instagram our podcasts are out now too They go into hibernation. It's a defence mechanism. High ball-ation they go into. High ball-nation. Go and watch the video. It's on our Instagram. Our podcasts are out now too. You can find them on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. And we'll catch you back tomorrow for a Friday version of the Brian Clint Show. Hooray.

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