ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th July 2022

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

Do you still live with your ex? BS life hacks Producer Claudia hates crying babies We found NZ's biggest Ed Sheeran fan!! (No podcast intro today, sorry!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody, it's Bree and Clint. Get this, live from the snow? That's right, we're live from up the mountain at Corridor Peak. We're here for a gravy fest. I mean it works well for me Clint, you're at the snow, what do you want? Gravy. Gravy. Gravy. That's what you want.

I want a fountain of gravy, and KFC are going to provide that. We'll explain what that means later this afternoon. But if you're listening to us going, these pricks haven't been here in the afternoon for three weeks, and now they're telling me they're at the snow at a gravy festival? How dare they? How the other half live. I know, right?

Am I right? But we're back. We're on holidays last week. But before that, if you didn't realise, we were actually on breakfast. Yeah. But now we're back in the afternoon. There's plenty of gravy there as well. They had plenty of gravy there.

Bree and Clint. Ladies. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All righty, here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. They've been playing in the morning when we were covering breakfast, so the scores might

sound a little different if you haven't been listening to us in the morning. So the tradies are sitting on 62 wins for the year. The ladies on 51. Let's meet our tradie. He's coming to us all the way from Dunedin. Please welcome to the show, Cam. G'day, Cam. How you going? Good, mate.

What's your trade, Cam? I'm an electrician. Oh, sparky. Yep. Yeah, nice, Cam. How you going? Good, mate. What's your trade, Cam? I'm an electrician. Oh, Sparky, yep. Yeah, nice, Cam, nice. Notoriously don't clean up after themselves. That's what I know about Sparky's, Cam. Oh, yeah, nah, I've got a boy for that. All right, you're taking on our lady today.

She's coming all the way from the mighty Hutt City. Please welcome to the show, it's Michaela. G'day, Michaela. Hi. What do you do'day, Michaela. Hi. What do you do with yourself, Michaela? I'm studying, but mainly a mum. Okay, nice, Michaela. How many little ones you got?

Two. Okay, perfect. Make them proud here this afternoon then, Michaela. Here come your questions, guys. Cam, your buzzer is trading. Michaela, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we questions, guys. Cam, your buzzer is trading. Michaela, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. We're broadcasting from the top of a mountain today, Coronet Peak in Queenstown to be exact. What is the temperature here currently? Is it minus two, minus four, or minus six? Trading. Oh, Cam just got in.

He's got to be minus two. That's incorrect. Michaela, we're coming to you for a free yes. I'm going to go for a minus four. Minus four is on the money. Nice and chilly. Question number two, one to the ladies. We flew from Auckland to Queenstown this morning.

To be here, is Queenstown north or south of Dunedin? Lady. Yes, Michaela. It's north of Dunedin. That is correct. Cam, I would have thought that was your question to have. Oh, she beat me to it. Fair enough.

Alright, Cam, you need this one to stop Michaela, alright? Two to the ladies. I'm coming for you, Michaela. Here we go, guys. Question number three. TikTok is full of disastrous footage from Splendour in the Grass, or should I say Splendour in the Mud, over the weekend. In which country does that festival take place?

Yes, Cam. Get in there. Australia. That is correct. The normally sunny Byron Bay. Yeah, it's usually beautiful. It looked terrible. All right, the tradies are on the board. Here is correct. The normally sunny Byron Bay. Yeah, it's usually beautiful. It looked terrible. All right, the tradies are on the board.

Here we go. Question number four. We're at the snow where, as you heard before, it's very cold. At what temperature does water freeze? Tradie. Yes, Cam? At zero. That is correct. He's clawed his way back.

We're level. We have a tiebreaker. Match point. Here we go. Question number five. He's clawed his way back. We're level. We have a tiebreaker. Match point. Here we go. Question number five. What's cash, actually, Cam? So good luck. Lizzo has a new album out.

What is Lizzo's real name? Is it Melissa, Elizabeth or Eliza? Trady. Yes, Cam. For the win. C. C, Eliza. Trady. Yes, Cam, for the win. C. C, Eliza. Incorrect.

That means, Michaela, you get to choose from Melissa or Elizabeth. I'm going to go Elizabeth. Incorrect as well. It's Melissa, Vivian, Jefferson. No points for anyone. That means we go to question number six. What is the name of the city that Batman resides in? With Trady.

Yes, Cam. Gotham. It is Gotham. He's done it. Well done. Bree and Clint. I wanted to talk about this woman that I read a story about because she has quite an unusual phobia

and she's spoken out about it in the hope to get some help. Oh, yeah, okay. Which she's looking into hypnotherapy and counselling and some stuff like that to try and get over her... And she calls it... She says it's a weird phobia. I found out a weird phobia about Fletch from Fletch, Warren and Hayley the other week.

Is it growing up? Commitment? Oh. No, no, no, no, no. Hugs. Hugs. Oh, yeah, he doesn't really like hugs. He's a hug-a-phobic.

Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't enjoy hugs. He physically recoils at the idea of a hug. Fun fact, though, he has given me a few hugs over our friendship. Has he? And they're always really good hugs. Right.

So either you're a special person and you should feel very lucky, or he's making shit up so he doesn't have to hug me, and I'm the issue. Oh, that's awkward for you. That is awkward for you. This woman, her name's Victoria. She's 41, and she says she suffers from what she believes is a phobia of not being able to look at her own wrists or even touch them

or have anyone else touch them. She's wrist-a-phobic. She's wrist-a-phobic. Her wrists specifically. Her wrists, I believe. So she's fine with looking at like a... I think so, other people's. Like a James Bond watch, billboard.

Yeah. She can look at that? I think she's fine with that. It's called carpophobia. Oh, everything's got a name. It's got a name. Yeah. She thinks that the phobia stems from...

I wonder if that's related to, you know, carpool tunnel that affects you in your wrist. Well, I think it might be, yeah, carpophobia. She thinks it stems from an operation she had on her wrist when she was four. Yeah. She said the operation was fine. It was to remove a ganglion, a benign cyst. But she says she thinks it's from when they had to take out the stitches. Yeah.

And all she can remember every time she looks at her wrists is them taking out these big nasty stitches out of her wrist. I hate that as well. She says it affects her day-to-day life. Yeah, she'd have to wear long sleeves even in summer. Like her whole family know not to go near her wrists. Yeah. And is sweatbands a good idea for her because it covers her wrists

or is it a bad idea because she has to put it on her wrists? Can you imagine? She would never have had the joy of those snap bands. No. Would never have felt that joy. No, she would never have a Swatch watch. Yeah, can she have, yeah. She'd never have an Ice watch.

An iPhone watch. What are they, Apple watch? She'd never have a Pandora bracelet. No. No. Poor thing. I wonder if that means, yeah, she can't wear anything on her wrists because it would freak her out. Surely.

She doesn't want attention brought to her wrist. She's terrified of them. She's car-po-phobic. We're talking about weird phobias. That's right. We were just talking about our weird phobias. Of course, I have try-po-phobia. I'm very open about it.

And you have the fear of driving non-European cars. It just makes you feel like, you're like, ugh, a Toyota, gross. But we want to know, what are your guys' weird phobias? This person's called up, they want to stay anonymous.

That's okay, we have to respect that. That's fine. Welcome to the show, our anonymous scaredy cat. Hello. Hi. What is your weird phobia, Anonymous? I don't like walking on, like, wooden decks or boardwalks

or even, like, sanding wood. Right. Is this a fear of splinters? Is this where this stems from? Wait, in bare feet? Are we talking bare feet? Yeah, in bare feet. Right, okay.

So splinters, surely. Yeah, when I was eight years old, it took, like, six adults to hold me down to get a splinter out of my foot. Oh my God, getting a splinter out of a kid is like getting blood out of a stone. Like the splinter's not even that deep. You're like, dude, let me just... Just let me get it.

I did it. I screamed the house down. Okay, there you go. Phobia of walking on wood. Do you know if it's got a name anonymous or do you have a community of people like you? I wouldn't actually have a clue. Oh, get in touch. You've got to put it on Facebook, mate.

Do some research. You could go to a scared of barefoot wood convention. That sounds like a party anonymous if I ever did hear one. It'll be indoors though. It'll be online. Hey, there's some interesting ones coming through on the text machine. Someone said, I have the worst fear of moths and then they've named what it is i don't think i can can you say that my wife has a moth phobia she'd probably be

quite excited to know that it had a name it's quite common i believe like a fear of moths i think it's because i mean i'm not a massive fan of moths i think it's that stuff that comes off them if you powder yeah and they made that movie about the moths. Yeah, I know. I remember when my brother was like three, I was sitting across from him and he picks up this gigantic moth. And my mum's like, put that down. And I just watched my brother just eat this moth.

Oh, what's wrong with your brother? He also ate one of those blue toilet ducks too. That's how COVID started. He needs to chill out, okay? Let's go to some more callers who have got some phobias on 0800 DALS at M. Georgia, hi. Hi, Georgia.

Hi, guys. What's your weird phobia, Georgia? Tell us. It's a safe space here. I've got a phobia of bananas. Oh. Bananas. Is it eating them or is it the feel?

What is it? All of the above. Like, the feel, the taste, the smell. Yeah.. Is it eating them or is it the feel? What is it? All of the above. Like, the feel, the taste, the smell. Yeah. All of it. Do you know what? If I put it in my smoothie, I won't have it. I kind of get it.

You know that feeling, Georgia, and this might freak you out, but you know when you eat a banana, it kind of coats your teeth with that weird kind of feeling? It's that feeling in your mouth. No one wants that. Could you hold a banana if it was still in the skin and it hadn't been peeled? No, I have a stepdaughter and she always thinks it's funny to ask me to peel the bananas. Do you want to know what the, I've just Googled it.

Do you want to know what the fear of bananas is called? Yeah, what is it? Yes, please. It's called banana phobia. Is it? It's literally called banana phobia. That's B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don't go to the new Minions movie, Georgia.

Someone texted and said they've got a phobia of holes and praying mantis. Oh, yeah? Just two? Weird combo. What about someone said, I have a fear of ice block sticks. I know this one. Yeah, I have to leave the wrapper on And leave some of the Ice block on the stick Yeah I totally relate

To that one And then the doctor Wants to check your tonsils With the wooden stick No thanks That is a strange one I'm not going to lie Someone else says

I have a phobia Which is the fear Of loud noises Don't listen to us For much longer Balloons set me off The worst I know balloons

I've heard of balloons before Seth is here Hi Seth G'day Seth Hi Tell us You're a big strong man But you have a fear off the worst. I know balloons. I've heard of balloons before. Seth is here. Hi, Seth. G'day, Seth. Hi. Tell us. You're a big, strong man, but you have a fear of what? Raw meat. Like sashimi.

Wait, what are we talking about here, Seth? You know, are we talking raw meat or raw food? Child-friendly raw meat, yes. Oh, child, yeah, family. Me too, that's what I was talking about. Hey, what were you talking about? Keep it above the belt, yes. Oh, yeah, family. Yeah, me too. That's what I was talking about. What were you talking about? Hey, what were you talking about?

Keep it above the belt, everybody. What raw meat are you coming into contact with, Seth? Like, what is it that freaks you out? I haven't bought, like, any sort of meat from the supermarket in about two years. Wait, wait, do you mean you can't even cook it? No. You can't touch it? You can't look at it?

But I can eat cooked meat. Yeah. But I can't cook it personally. But you can't cook it yourself? No. You can't touch it? You can't look at it? But I can eat cooked meat. Yeah. But I wouldn't cook it personally. But you can't cook it yourself? No. That's fascinating. This sounds like a great way to get out of cooking weekly meals. Which is the worst for you? Like, are we talking, like, you know, red meat, mince, chicken?

What's the worst? Specifically raw pork. Oh, yeah. Why? Okay. What about salami? I don't know Don't know, he's not willing to try it out Okay Seth, well Kia kaha man

Good luck overcoming your fear Raw meat? Yeah, he's no good at a barbecue He'll show up late when everything's already been done Can you imagine living with Seth? He's like, look, I can't cook But we can order cooked meat every night for dinner. Time to head to LA for the latest.

Dean's on the line with us. Dean, who is the star-studded lineup making their return to Ramsey Street for the Neighbours finale? Oh my goodness, look, our hearts are broken that Neighbours is coming to an end after 37 years. July 29 is the finale. But never fear, it's going to be worth the wait because Margot Robbie is returning to NJ. Stop it.

Yeah, I know. I know. My mind is so blown that Margot Robbie will do it. And I say that because this is where her career started. Let's not forget the roots, right? But she is a massive, mega, huge star. Of course, Johnson Goodrum will be there as well. Awesome.

Love it. Very cool. Love it. Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan are also going to be there. Guy Pearce will be returning. What? But there is one person that is not returning. Holly Valance.

Oh, you're joking, L.A. Holly Valance is too good famous for Kylie Minogue, isn't she? Holly Valance can't come back. She what? She married a billionaire. When you've married a billionaire, you don't actually care. So I think that's my own theory. I just made that up on the spot, by the way.

She may be totally lovely and she might be doing charity work or something. She can't be there, but Margot Robbie will. Look, look, look. Geri Halliwell married a billionaire, but she still makes time for the Spice Girls tour. She does. It's like 660 said, don't forget your roots, my friend. Don't forget your roots.

It's like Miranda Kerr. She married a billionaire and she still is on Instagram. She's still got time for punishing paid posts on Instagram. Yeah, she does. Yeah. Wow, that's good gosh, Dean. Thank you for that. That's the got time for punishing paid posts on Instagram. Yeah, she does. Yeah. Wow, that's good gosh, Dean. Thank you for that. That's the Neighbours finale. That's going to be so big that the ratings are going to be

so big that they're going to uncancel Neighbours. They're going to go, you know what? We're going to keep this show on air. Everybody loves it. Ramsey Strait, I can't even talk about it, honestly. It's like a piece of my childhood is dying. Dean, you would feel the same, but I mean, an amazing line up to...

Yeah, I just wanted to be on Neighbours. That was my actual childhood. Where? To the Lord. Don't worry. I was, like, into it. I was so into it. I remember meeting someone who, like, knew someone that knew someone that was a casting director for it.

It was, like, a whole... Never got on. That's okay. Never got on. Mate. Well, we'll make it our goal to get you on Home and Away. Yeah, you can be a river boy on Home and Away. I've got a life hack that I need to not offer you.

I need to maybe dispel this life hack because you might be putting yourself at risk by using this. Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes sense. It's something that I worry about now that I might be doing in my everyday life. Cool. Let me check if you are doing this. If you dropped your phone in water right now, what would you do? Put it in rice.

That's it? That's what everyone does. That's what everyone does. That's what you're told to do, right? You put it in rice for 24 hours. Well, according to one Apple Store employee, you use an iPhone in the US, that could actually be doing more harm to your phone than goods. What?

Cooked rice needs to be cooked. Yeah, it needs to be sushi rice. Is that what it is? Put it in the rice cooker. Listen to this. Okay, so they put up a TikTok on the weekend which went viral. Obviously it would because everyone's like, are you effing kidding me? I've been doing this my whole life.

Everyone is doing that. This phone's worth $1,500. What are you doing? They said the rice can get stuck inside the charging port. It can go into your speaker. It can jam up your microphone. And the rice actually damages the hardware inside your phone. Nah, don't believe it.

Really? Nah, don't believe it. They said tiny little pins and things like that inside your phone, they respond to the charging cable, and the rice coming into contact with that can damage it. Well, I mean, it's already damaged if it's not waterproof, isn't it? Very good point. They respond to the charging cable and the rice coming into contact with that can damage it. Well, I mean, it's already damaged if it's not waterproof, isn't it? Very good point.

You know, so, I mean, I want to know. Obviously, I get it. Maybe that is true. But does it work to get the water out of it? Well, they didn't clarify that bit. Yeah, of course they didn't. Interestingly, the TikTok has been removed. It went bonkers. It's been pulled down. Conspiracy. We know that Apple are a very

powerful company. So what I want to know is, do they want us putting it in rice or not? Is putting it in rice costing them too much money because it saves the phones? Or do they want you to not put it in rice because they want your phone to break so you buy a new phone? A new one.

How deep does the rabbit hole go, Bree? Well, that is very interesting. Imagine being the person that put this TikTok up, you know, and being like, oh, I'm just going to whack a TikTok up, and then being contacted by the head of security from Apple. Steve Wozniak's like, take this down, you son of a bitch. He emails you. He's like, excuse me.

You're like, that's not real. This is Steve Jobs. I'm back from the grave. Take down the rice video now. It's negative four degrees on Coronet Peak where we are right now. Yeah, it is chilly but you know one thing I loved about flying into Queenstown? Yeah. The sun is shining here. Yeah. It's so nice. It's negative four degrees

but the weather's still better than Auckland. Yeah. The weather in Auckland is poos. Look, around the country at the moment, there's one thing you want. You want to be nice and warm, but you don't want to pay a fortune for it. Everything is costing a fortune at the moment. It does. So how much does it cost to run something like an electric blanket?

I've got the numbers. And this message goes out to every stingy flatmate I've ever had who rallied everybody together when we moved into the flat and said, okay, guys, flatmating, we're not going to use electric blankets. Too expensive. They're too expensive to use. No dryers. So I won't use an electric blanket.

No electric blanket. And you don't use an electric blanket either. And we won't use the dryer. And that heat pump over there, which would keep the flat both warm and dry. It's all freeze. We're not going to use that either. It's just freeze. Also, no dishwasher because we can hand wash them.

Well, I can't tell you what the heat pump will cost. I can tell you what the electric blanket costs. I'm interested to know. So if you had a family of four and you each had an electric blanket, so you could treat that as a flat as well, a flat of four, and you each had an electric blanket, and you used that electric blanket for four hours a night in the middle of winter, let's say in July like we are right now.

So this is everyone using it or just one? That's everybody using their electric blanket. It's going to cost the Power Bill $12.40 for the whole month. Why? That's it. So $12.40 for four people So $12.40 for four people. $12.40 for four people to use an electric blanket every night for four hours. Not bad.

For a whole month. What do you mean not bad? It's $3 a person. Here's my question, though. What do you mean not bad? That's very good. Here's my question, though, because, I mean, four hours, some people use it for longer, don't they?

Yeah. Like my mum used to turn our electric blankets on, you know, so our beds were toasty when we got in. Right. Is that what you do with yours? I don't they? Yeah. Like my mum used to turn our electric blankets on, you know, so our beds were toasty when we got in. Right. Is that what you do with yours? I don't run... That's how you should use it.

I don't run an electric blanket. Right. But I understand what you're saying. Yeah. There's no point getting in and it's cold, but do you just turn it on half an hour before you go to bed? Yeah. Yeah?

So here's my question, because this is an idea I've had for a while. Yeah. Underfloor heating, right? Yes. Okay. Not everyone is bougie enough. A lot, most people aren't bougie enough to be able to afford underfloor heating. Yeah. Underfloor heating, right? Yes, okay. Not everyone is bougie enough. A lot, most people aren't bougie enough to be able to afford underfloor heating. Yeah.

What if you get like eight electric blankets and you lay them all on the ground in the bathroom, turn them all on and you run it as underfloor heating? Well, that's a wet area, so I wouldn't recommend that. But is there logic in what you're saying and doing it in the lounge? In the lounge, as a rug. Could you put the electric blanket under the rug? Wait, you stitch like six electric blankets together and you have it as a rug. No, you don't

stitch an electric blanket because then you're putting a hole in an electrical appliance. Okay, well I'm not going to touch the cords. But what if you draped it over your couch and then put a throw over it? I mean, it's a good idea. Then you could have a hot couch. And you run it all day long, baby. All day long. So technically, four electric

blankets, which means... For four hours. So that's technically 16 hours you've got because you're running four electric blankets. So you're good to go. You can run that thing all day. Well, the ZM Corporation in no way endorses this electrical advice being offered by the Bray and Clint show. I also want to copyright that idea just in case it has any merit. I think you're corporation in no way endorses this electrical advice being offered we also and clint show

i also want to copyright that idea just in case it has any merit i think i think you're welcome to copyright it i don't think anyone's gonna stand in your way i mean underfloor heating electric blanket version free and clint big love island news massive and uh look i mean i don't know know about you Clint actually I do know about you because you and I have both been entranced by this season. Oh my god, it feels like it will never end though, like I have been but I'm ready for the final

I'm ready for it. Honestly Ick and Sue would be so tired from, you know carrying the show carrying the show with just how entertaining that woman is. It's a guilty pleasure. I definitely do enjoy it and I feel like we have to do something for this finale.

You and I both saw a tweet before this even started that I thought was genius. It came out on the 13th of May and it said this. It was by a chick called Bex. She said let this be my annual plea for pubs to start showing Love Island the way they show football. Imagine the collective cackling the outcry at recouplings.

Casa Amor is my FA Cup final. You have got a few weeks to sort this out, bars. You read this out at work and I said, that's such a good idea. Such a good idea. Why don't we actually do that and we hold, you know, the finale at a pub, at a place where everyone can come congregate and just kind of be in the moment with each other. Put it on the TVs like it's a sports game.

It's like the bled is low. There's going to be a winner. Why don't we get around it at the bars? So we're pleased to announce that we have organised a Love Island finale party at the Lula Inn in Auckland. I mean, I can't wait for this. Just like, my thing that I need to ask though, Clint, is obviously, you know, with sporting matches, there's a uniform.

There's the jersey that people wear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the Love Island uniform? Are people going to wear their bikinis upside down? That's you. You know? Yeah. And are you going to wear your DTs?

And then I'll wear my dick togs. Yeah. Absolutely. You know? Yeah, muddler ones are no problem. A little bit cold. You know? Yeah. And are you going to wear your DTs? And then I'll wear my dick togs. Yeah. Absolutely. You know? Yeah, muddler ones are no problem. A little bit cold. A little bit cold. If you would like to win a spot for you and your mates to join us at the Lula Inn on Wednesday

the 3rd of August, that's next week, at 6.30pm and watch the Love Island finale with us, all you have to do is register your details at ZM Online right now, and we can call you up and say, hey, come watch the finale with us. Come be a part of it. You know, let's make this a thing where we start having this at sports bars eventually. Yes, yes. You know, we're going to have prizes. We're going to have drinks.

It's going to be a great time. So that's to get into our VIP booth. I believe anybody can just come along to this. That's for VIPs. But if you want to win the VIP spot, go and register for that. But otherwise, just show up. Come and watch the Love Island finale with us. So 3rd of August, that's when it goes down at the Lula Inn at 6.30.

The biggest task will be not seeing spoilers. Oh, you have to make it the whole day through without seeing who wins. Yes. Yeah. But come straight from work. You can do it. To the Lula Inn. Yeah. And we'll all try and avoid the spoilers.

Bree and Clint. We flew to Queenstown this morning, Clint. Yes. Which means our whole team, the new producers, producer Claude, producer Ella, we all jumped on a plane this morning. Yep. And flew down here for this KFC gravy fest. I need to bring something up with

someone in the team. Okay. I need to bring something up with someone in the team. Okay. I need to question one person on the team's airplane etiquette. Is this another case of you farting on the plane next to the Prime Minister? No, that was ages ago. We don't like to talk about that. Because that almost got us banned from Air New Zealand. It nearly did.

They're like, she is a national traitor. You will not fart next to the Prime Minister. Yeah, and then, you know, as the years went on, they've let me back on, you know. But no, it's producer Claude. Look, she joins us here this afternoon. I didn't know this is why you wanted to talk to me. That feels like an intervention.

It does. What have I done? Look, there was something I needed to bring up with you that I don't know if you realised you were doing on the plane this morning. Did you hear me farting? No. That was the guy next to me, I swear.

Oh, sure it was. There was no one. It was brutal with a mask on. You had an empty row. I didn't. I was in the middle. So Claudia was seated. We were both seated in exit rows after people were seated in our seats

and they said they didn't want to move. So we got moved to exit rows. Awkward. I know. They just took your seat and said, I don't feel like moving. Well, no, they asked. Well, mine did. Mine, I just got moved.

I think me and someone else had the same ticket. Well, it worked out good for you because you got the leg room. Which is great. And I said, I don't mind. I was sitting behind Claudia and Claudia was sitting in the row in front of me. Right. And then the person I swapped with was sitting one row behind me okay right but off on the other side yeah so they could see me and my screen got it yeah so

claudia oh i see you know as the plane is about to take off and the reason why the guy wanted to switch with me is because he wanted to sit next to his daughter who had her two little babies with her okay well young kids and anyway i said that's fine obviously you know you need to be here that's all good as the plane's about to take off this kid starts screaming bloody murder like this kid was not happy um and just screamed and screamed and screamed for about 20 minutes right anyway claudia decides she wants to open that function on the plane where you can message someone. You can seat chat with other people. You can seat chat with someone.

Anyway, which fun. I mean, and I was watching her do it, right? So I could see Claudia's screen from where I was sitting on the diagonal. And so I was watching her type. So the first one is just a fun one. It's like hey and so i wrote back what's up we're about to take off you know just stupid stuff yeah the next message claudius ends and i was like don't talk about the baby don't talk about the baby don't

talk about the baby because the guy said yeah yeah yeah yeah and he's already hyper paranoid about what people think about them with the crying babies. And you can read. No one likes having a crying baby on the plane. Like I was reading her screen from my screen. Why were you reading my screen? Because you can. Just because I was reading everyone else's screens. Hey, let's talk about the other thing you told me where you were reading the other woman next to you's screen for the whole flight. Anyway, Claudia messages me and she goes, oh, loving this noise of the crying baby.

And I was trying to type really fast to get it off my screen. I wonder why you were so slow. Bree's putting her hand on the screen. I was like, no, no, no. He wasn't looking though, was he? I don't know. But he was sitting right behind me, not to mention the woman sitting next to me. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know, Claudia, that you need to be aware.

So you can't talk about people right in front of you. So wait until we're off the plane and then you bitch about them behind their back. Wait until we're broadcasting on the radio before you talk shit about people, okay? That guy was so annoying, though. It was so loud. Live from Co...

Coronet Peak. That's it. Not a big ski field guy, you know. You're not. I was, like, saying to you, I was like, what's your favourite mountain to ski? Is it Kadrona? Is it the Remarkables?

Is it Treble Cone? Yeah. And you were like, um... Snow Planet? Snow Planet. Hey, it's awesome to be here. We're here for KFC Gravy Fest. It's going to be amazing.

There's a gravy fountain. But before that, I saw this story, and apparently this book that's just been released over in the UK is causing a lot of drama, a lot of scandal. Okay. So let me read you the title of the book. So the book that's just been released, it's called Revenge, Megan, Harry, and the War Between the Windsors.

Oh my god, they keep dragging this thing out don't they? They love it, don't they? Oh my god. Can you imagine how much of a punish it would be for them as a couple just to be like leave us alone. Well, look I don't mean to sound like Piers Morgan but if that's what they wanted

the Oprah interview wasn't a great idea. I'm not saying I don't sympathise with their cause, but it's either leave us alone or watch our interview with Oprah. They need to get Chris Crocker on the case. That seemed to, you know, work for a short amount of time. Leave Harry alone. Leave him alone. Anyway, this book has revealed some interesting,

and this is all alleged because, I mean, I don't know if it's 100% true. Because what are the rules around? Wait, who's written the book? Is it Piers Morgan? Could be. Could be Piers Morgan. Check your sources.

One of the things that I found quite interesting that this book says happened was when Meghan Markle first went on a date with Harry, that she was still living with her then-boyfriend, who was a chef named Corey Vitiello. Good being Italian from you. That was so bad for me. I'm Italian, can't even get it right. Right, okay.

Let me get some details here. Was she living with him, but were they separated? Were they coming to the end of their relationship And she was testing the waters Or did she straight up cheat on that guy With Harry from the palace? So the book claims And I believe it's by a writer Named Bauer

That the two year romance With the Toronto based chef Was On it its last legs. Yeah. But I think technically they were still together and they shared a home together. Right.

So she was dating Prince Harry. Yeah. Very famous. If I knew my girlfriend was hanging out with Prince Harry, even if she told me nothing was going on, I'd be extremely suspicious. I'd be extremely suspicious. I'd be extremely suspicious. If your wife got a date with Prince Harry,

you, Clint, should tell her, go, babe, he is better than me. You need to go. He can give you what I can't. I know my limits. You need to see this through. Yeah, I only have a ginger beard. You deserve a full-fledged ringer.

You need to go because he is royal. Well, used to be. Yeah, he gave it all up. He's left the royal family. He gave it all up. I just thought it was quite interesting. Such a high-profile couple where things still happen, you know, behind closed doors, allegedly.

Well, we had to take it at face value and assume she was living with the ex. Right? That's what it says. The relationship was over, but she had continued to living with the ex, right? That's what it says. That the relationship was over, but she had continued to live with her ex. Even though she was an extremely wealthy Hollywood actress. She was on Suits at the time. She had chosen to continue living with her ex.

And it happens. It's not a set up that I've ever done or think that I ever could. You know, a relationship falls apart and you go, you know what, let's see out the lease. Let's just see it through. Let's just see it through. Let's just see it through. We'll be fine. Well, I remember recently a good friend of mine,

this happened and they were both living in the flat for a number of months. Yeah, you told me about it. Yeah, which I mean isn't like part of me goes, oh, that sounds horrible. But then a part of me goes, oh, that's nice that they obviously don't dislike each other that much. Nah, nothing nice about it. Cut and run.

Clean break. Cut and run. Cut that person from your life in every way possible. Correct. They mean nothing to you. They never did. No, move on. Give yourself a chance to move on.

You do need to get out of that situation. Lance the boil and your ex is the boil. Wait, lance the boil? Yeah, chop it off. Are we on Game of Thrones? What does that mean? No, it's a medical term. That's what you do when you cut a boil off. You lance it. Does Sir Lance a lot

do it? Shut up. You know me with a sword? I've never heard that before. Brian Clint. Look, we're talking about this book about Meghan Markle and Harry, which claims that Meghan was still in a relationship with her then boyfriend and they were living together, like they shared a house together. Yeah. When she met Harry and went on a first date with Harry.

Right. So then she breaks up with that boyfriend, dates Harry, but continues to live with the ex? I don't know. Is that what it suggests? You're going to have to buy the book. Well, that's, dates Harry, but continues to live with the ex? I don't know. Is that what it suggests? You're going to have to buy the book. Well, that's a great tease, Brie. So we're asking you this afternoon, have you done this?

Have you lived with an ex? What was the circumstances? Maybe you're still living with an ex right now. My favourite text of the afternoon. Honestly, I'd rather be homeless than live with my ex. Well, you know. Love the afternoon. Honestly, I'd rather be homeless than live with my ex. Well, you know, some exes are better than others. Let's go to the phones. Bonnie's here.

Hi, Bonnie. Hi, Bonnie. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. You live with not technically your ex, but someone related to your ex. Yeah, so my fiance and I live with my ex's mom. Wait a minute. How did this come about?

So basically when we split, we had two cats together and it was easier for him to move out and give me time to find a place. Yeah. And basically I never found a place. Yeah. And basically, I never found a place. I stayed and over lockdown last year, my fiance moved in. Wait, what does he think about this? Oh, he thinks it's hilarious.

Like, she's absolutely, like, she's an absolutely fantastic lady. Like, she... So... Okay, I'm really... Wait, wait, wait, Bonnie, wait, wait, wait. I'm so lost. I don't even know where the cats factored into that.

I don't know what they had to do with it. So were you and your partner, you and your partner were living with his mum and then you guys break up and he moves out. How does that work? He's in the Navy, so he just went and stayed on base. You know, and obviously Bonnie had to stay back and look after the cats whilst looking for a new place.

And then she met a new man and she said, hey, do you want to move in? I'm living with my ex's mum. And then he was like, that sounds great. Do we have to pay rent? And then Bonnie was like, no, it's free. Bonnie, I've got a question for you. Is your ex's mum invited to the wedding?

Yes, she's actually officiating it. No, stop it, Bonnie, stop it. Is your ex's mum invited to the wedding? Yes, she's actually officiating it. No. She's a celebrant. Stop it, Bonnie. Stop it. Is your ex invited? No. Fuck no.

But his mum is, and his mum is going to marry off his ex-girlfriend to another guy. Yeah. That is quite incredible, Bonnie. That is amazing, Bonnie. I mean, you've got a good thing going on. I don't know how you've pulled it off, but amazing work. It works. I was going to say it shows it can work, but it doesn't

because the ex is not in the picture. That's the mum. Yeah. He never comes over. Like he doesn't exist. Bonnie's claimed his mum. That's why he needs to find a new mum. Thanks, Bonnie.

Someone texted through and said, It took me 11 months to get my ex to move out, even though I had bought him out of the house that we co-owned together. Six months after our relationship breakup, we had been together for 14 and a half years, and I think he thought if he hung around long enough, I would change my mind. He probably thought you'd forget about it. He probably thought she'd go, oh, she'll forget she dumped me. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think about it long enough.

I don't know if that's something you would forget, eh? Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday thing. Alrighty, I know you missed this in the afternoon. Something to get you home. You call us.

You tell us your birthday. We figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th and then we play our favourite one out of three, Clint. Let's kick it off with Ingrid. Kia ora, Ingrid. Hi, Ingrid. Hi. How are you, mate? How's your Monday? I'm not too bad. It's bloody rainy.

Where are you, Ingrid? I'm on my way home, so I'm going up north. Oh, nice. Aren't you over the rain, Ingrid? Oh, I'm so my way home So I'm going up north Oh nice Aren't you over the rain Ingrid Oh I'm so over it I know And the wind

Yeah Oh I mean Don't get me started On the wind Ingrid Ingrid give us your birthday mate We'll give you your birthday banger Okay The 29th of the 12th

1959 Right Ingrid That means you were 16 in 1975. And let me take you back, because this would have been number one. Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian Rhapsody, queen. Ingrid, you're a queen fan? No, I think you got it wrong. 1959.

Yeah, so we go forward 16 years to your 16th birthday. That's 1975. Because you wouldn't remember what was number one when you came out of the womb, Ingrid. You know? You were just a lump, a human lump. Come on, Ingrid, keep up. Do you like this song, though?

Is it a good one? Love it. Love it. It's a great one. Love it. Yep. Okay, thank you. Wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Cindy. Kia ora, Cindy. How's your afternoon going? Kia ora, Cindy. Kia ora. Very good, thank you. I don't think I can compare with Queen, though. Hey, you never know.

You never know. Never say never, Cindy. Let's do it. Let's figure it out. What's your birthday? It's the 26th of November, 1981. All right, that means you were 16 in 1997. And Cindy, let's see if you can compete.

Here's your birthday bag. Barbie, let's go party. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, come on. Bit of fun. Bit of aqua. Barbie girl.

Not a fan, Cindy? Well, they used to compare me because Cindy was like a Barbie doll, right? She was. Remember the Cindy dolls? They were like the knock-off Barbie dolls. That's right. Not to call you a knock-off Barbie or anything, Cindy, but you know. Queen wins, hands down. I No, but Queen wins hands down.

I mean, it's hard to beat, but let's see if Rosie can do it. G'day, Rosie. Hi, Rosie. How are you going this afternoon? Good, thank you. Rosie. You've got a tough competition this afternoon. Yeah.

I know. But you never know. Let's figure out yours and see if you can compete. What's your birthday? 28th of the 9th, 88. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And, Rosie, on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, yeah. Banger.

We played this, didn't we, about two weeks ago when we were covering for Fletchbourne and Hayley in the morning. God, my mind. I have the memory of a rat. Do they have bad memories, do they? Sad to rats. If I know rats, not as good as memories. Some of my best friends are rats.

Not as good a memory as a mouse. To be fair, I've never remembered my birthday. I mean, Ratatouille, though, great memory. Could remember the recipes. He knew what he was doing. Rosie, Rosie Rosy, back to you. Do you like your birthday banger? Oh, I like the queen one better. Yeah, me too. Rosy, you think we should play queen? Yes.

Okay, Rosy thinks we should play queen. Cindy thinks we should play queen. Ingrid thinks we should play queen. I think we should play queen. We've got to come back with a bang. We owe our afternoon listeners a great birthday banger and this is it.

Catchers, you've got to beat Australasia's number one Ed Sheeran fan, your mum, Mumadai. Hi Mumadai. G'day Mum. Hi guys, how you, Mumadai. Hi, Mumadai. G'day, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good, thanks. Now, look, we know you...

I'm excited. Do I get the tickets? Well, you get the tickets if you win, I guess. You'll be taking them off some lucky ZDM listener or unlucky ZDM listener. Do you feel bad about that or you want the tickets for yourself? No, I absolutely want them for myself. Good. That's good attitude.

Don't give, you know, do it as a walkover. She's got an advantage because she did obviously interview Ed Sheeran himself. That's right. They're on a first name basis. She's a big fan. Maybe Thomas has met Ed Sheeran though as well. You never know. Let's bring him on.

G'day, Thomas. G'day, Thomas. Hello. How are you? Good. What's your personal relationship with Ed Sheeran like? Nothing. Nothing?

But you're a big fan, though, Thomas. You want to go to the show? Yes. Okay. All you've got to do... Bring it on, Thomas. Bring it on, mate. He's been saving up, Mama Di.

How old are you, Thomas? 15. Oh, Mum. Okay. Come on. How old are you, Thomas? 15. Oh, Mum. Okay. Come on, Mum. Here we go. Your buzzers are your names. She feels bad now.

So, Thomas, your buzzer is going to be Thomas. And Mumadai, your buzzer is going to be Mumadai from Country Queensland, Australia. We're going to need the entire buzzer for you to get in there. Yours is Mumadai, Mum. First to complete their buzzer. No, no, here we go.. Yours is mum-a-die, mum. First to complete there, Buzzer. No, no, here we go. Okay, Bree's got your questions. All right.

First to get two questions correct is going to see Ed Sheeran. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Buzzer's ready. First question. How many kids does Ed Sheeran have? Thomas. Yes, Thomas.

Get in there. Two. One is called Lear and one's Jupiter. Oh, he's got it. Wow, done. We weren't even asking for the names, but I was close to giving him an extra point. We've got a super fan on the phone. This is going to be a walkover.

All right, Mum. Come on. Look, he was in quick, Mum. You need this one to stay in it, okay? Here we go. Question number two. She's out of the blocks. All right.

Question number two. What is the name of his upcoming tour? Thomas. Yes, Thomas, for the win. The mathematics tour. He's done it! He's done it! Thomas!

Thomas! Hey, well done, Thomas. Congratulations. Would you like to go to the Auckland or the Wellington show? The Auckland one, please. How are you feeling, Thomas? You don't need to save up anymore. You're going.

Oh, my God. Thanks. Thomas, I feel so excited for you. Thank you so much. I love one of them as well. You've got to be happy it's going to a real fan, right, Mama Di? Oh, look, I'm a real fan too, but I'm just slow off the mark. Yeah.

He had youth on his side. Mate, he killed that. Thomas, congratulations, mate. a real fan too, but I'm just slow off the mark. Yeah. He had youth on his side. Mate, he killed that Thomas. Congratulations, mate. Two tickets coming your way. You enjoyed the show. We're going to play this every week. You versus Mum and I for double passes to see Ed Sheeran. The mathematics tour just got bigger.

There are second concerts added in Auckland and in Wellington. Tickets are on sale now. All the details are at ZM online. Don't worry, Mum. There'll be another chance for you to steal tickets from someone. Play ZM's brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok

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