ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th July 2023

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

Stop wearing your shoes inside. Unconventional features that are attractive. What should Bree put on her Lizzo sign? What your car says about you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, happy Tuesday, welcome back Clint. Thank you, good to be here. Another four day week for you. This week? Four day week?

Yeah. How good's a four day week? Oh I mean, bring it in permanently. Yeah. God, where's the Prime Minister when you need him? He's busy. Oh. Yeah, he's got a bit on.

He's got a bit on. Jesus Christ. He, Prime Minister, the Honourable Prime Minister Chris Hipkins, when he started that job, ginger. It's not ginger anymore. Yeah. He's grey. I saw an interview with him this morning. No matching drapes.

No. Do your downstairs go grey when you get stressed as well? Yeah, yeah. When you get stressed? Well, I think as you age, they do. Yeah. So I'm assuming stress can do that. No, this is not age, though.

This has come on rapidly in the time that he's been Prime Minister. How old is he, though? How old is he? Prime Minister Chris Hipkins. How old is Chris, though? How old is he? Prime Minister Chris Hipkins. How old is Chris Hipkins? What do we think, guys? I'd say he's 43. Is he 43?

I'd say he's older than that. I'd say he's like 48, 49. Do you reckon? He's only 44. Yeah, chippy. Yeah. Yeah, that's not old. Stuff that for a job.

You couldn't pay me to do that job. Oh, no, you could. They get paid $400,000. No, you can pay me to do that job. Oh, no, you could. They get paid $400,000. No, you can pay me to do that job. Nah, not enough. Not enough, in my opinion. $400,000 and you have to deal with every single person in the country's opinion. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, no thanks. And the people in your own party. Yeah, that too. That's the main stress he's got at the moment. The people in the country are fine. They're like... Everyone's chilling, watching the FIFA Women's World Cup. They're involved in it. They're like, oh chilling, watching the FIFA Women's World Cup. They're involved in it.

They're like, oh, stuff all the other problems at the moment. Although this country is crack up. That story in the news just before, because Wellington have had to reassure people that there's going to be enough trains to get them to the Football Ferns game tonight. Yeah, 33,000 packed house tonight for the Football Ferns game. Because on the weekend,

there was Football World Cups on in Wellington as well. And there wasn't enough room on the trains for people to fans game. Because on the weekend, there was football World Cups on in Wellington as well. And there wasn't enough room on the trains for people to get there. And the reason they gave was because it's the weekend and they don't have as much staff on on the weekend. It's a football World Cup. Well, put more staff on. Pay them double time, for God's sake.

It's the weekend, so we didn't have any trains. Not as many people are rostered on. Well, how about you do your job, think ahead and put more on. Hey, good show coming up for you. We've got $250 cash. No, sorry, $250 Pack and Save voucher. Even better, up for grabs in Birthday Banger this afternoon. Thanks to Pack and Save's super birthday deals.

Five o'clock, you can do your Birthday Banger and win that from us. Yeah, that'll be great. But let's kick off the show with $50 cash, thanks to KFC, with Tradie versus Lady. If you want to play, you know the drill. 0800 dials at M right now. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. I'm just, did I update the scores yesterday, producers? Clint wasn't here. I don't think I did. Too distracted by Kimberly Crossman. Heavens. She was throwing food about in here. Yeah.

It was very distracting. Who won? I can't remember. We'll deal with it. I think it was the ladies, the ladies won. The ladies won? Okay, so that means the ladies are on 65 then and the tradies are on 61. Let's go to our lady first.

She's calling in from Hamilton. She's 23 and she has never broken a bone. Oh, you've jinxed it now, Amy. Welcome to the show. Amy, 23, there's still time. Yeah. Oh, no. No time.

Yeah. Just kidding, Amy. You're too young. Your bones have got to get still time. Yeah. Oh, no. No time. Yeah. Just kidding, Amy. You're too young. Your bones have got to get brittle yet. Yeah. Did you play sport growing up, Amy? I did. I was quite good.

Just pure talent, really. Yeah. Yeah. And you're also humble, which is a good quality. It's a key feature. Yeah. You're taking on our tradies today. They're from Auckland.

They're 26, and they went to primary school with 25 kids. Is that it? Welcome to the show, Summer. G'day, Summer. Hello. Oh, my God, so did I. My primary school had 30 kids. I had four people in my grade, including me.

Yeah, that was the same as me and that was my four friends. Wow. Were you, I was the only girl in my grade. Did you have any other girls in your grade? We had no boys or girls. Oh, lucky. Where's your 25-person school? Where did you grow up?

In a really small rural community, like an hour north of Palmy. Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, Summer, how good is it? Because you always dominate at certain things because there's only, like, very few kids there. Sucks to be bottom of the class when there's only five kids in it though. Okay, Summer, your buzzer is tradie. Amy, yours is lady.

First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Football Ferns take on the Philippines this afternoon. It'll be their second match for this World Cup campaign. What was the score in their first match against Norway?

Was that summer? Yeah. Yeah, what was the score, summer? 1-0. Nice work. It was 1-0 to New Zealand, which is a pretty incredible game. One to the tradies. Question number two.

Barbie is already the most successful movie of the year after not even a week to the tradies. Question number two. Barbie is already the most successful movie of the year after not even a week in the cinemas. Who plays Ken in the Barbie movie? Lady. Yes, I'm going to go Amy. Ryan Gosling. Nice work. You're on the board, Amy. It's one apiece. Question number

three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. I'm going to say Amy got in first. Is it Ariana Grande? Spot on, Amy. It is Ariana Grande. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Summer.

Question number four, rapper A$AP Rocky has children with which pop star? Tradie. Yes, Summer. Rihanna. Nice work. We have a game at our hands. This is all tied up. This is for the win.

Question number five. Who is the mascot for the fast food restaurant KFC? Sadie. Yes, Summer, for the win. Colonel Sanders? She's got it. What a game. What a game.

Congratulations, Summer. You took it out by one point, and we've got $50 cash for you thanks to KFC. Lovely work. Yes, thank you. Coming to you directly from the Colonel. It was all that schooling at that primary school, you know? Yeah, all that special attention. Just that one-on-one schooling.

Or one-on-five. Yeah, one-on-five. Have a good one, Summer. See you, Summer. I know a lot of people are on the way home from school at the moment. A lot of parents picking kids up, even from daycare as well. And I don't mean to outrage people, but this will outrage people. Why will it outrage people? Sydney Daycare has banned kids from bringing something to daycare in their lunchbox.

And it's not nuts. We know you can't bring... Because, fair enough. It's an allergen. Yeah, if kids have got allergies, we don't want people going into hyperphylaxis. Anaphylaxis? Anaphylaxis. Or hyperphylaxis.

That sounds worse. Both, both. We know in 2023, you can't have a nut within 150 metres of a skull. Yeah. Any phylaxis is bad. That's the campaign A. Keep the phylaxises on lockdown. Yeah.

This is a phylaxis free zone. Phylaxis free zone. We are anti-phylaxis. Exactly. That's exactly right. It's good messaging from the Ministry of Health. No, this one's not nuts And this one will

I mean this will rile you up Especially Bree As an Australian It's not garlic bread is it No it's not garlic bread It's kangaroo on toast No it's not You're not allowed to bring

To this Sydney daycare Vegemite on toast Why They've banned Vegemite on toast How A lot of kids Bring in Vegemite on toast. Why? They've banned Vegemite on toast. How? A lot of kids bringing Vegemite on. It's easy. They love it.

My girls take Vegemite sandwiches to daycare every day. It's a staple. The decision was made to ban Vegemite on toast, not for the Vegemite reason. By the Marmite people. No, yeah. Can I just say they're not allowed to bring Marmite either. It's the same.

They're saying cross the board. No yeast yeah. Can I just say they're not allowed to bring Marmite either. It's the same. They're saying cross the board. No yeast spreads. No yeasty spreads. We're a yeast spread free zone. But you could bring a spoonful of Marmite to the daycare. So what's the deal? The decision was made to reduce carbohydrate intake in line with New South Wales Health's Munch and Move program.

It's a piece of bread. It's not a whole. There's program. It's a piece of bread. It's not a whole. There's too many carbs in a piece of bread. Yeah, but it's not a whole loaf of bread. It's a piece of bread. Get over yourself. Also, have you met a kid before? I've never seen anybody who could burn off a piece of bread faster than a kid.

If you take away bread when we're kids, when are we going to be able to enjoy it? I swear to God they eat the bread while they're running around in circles. Honestly, you know who they should be banning bread from is adults. They should be banning it here at the workplace. It got me thinking though about school lunches and what was the thing you were most excited to see inside your lunchbox when you opened it up? Because I didn't check my lunchbox before I left home, and I was lucky enough to not have to make my own lunches, so I was always surprised as to what was going to be inside the lunchbox. Yeah, same here, because my mum most of the time forgot.

Have we talked to your mum about this? You've brought up a few times that your mum was lax in the lunchbox area. My mum was the best mum in the whole world, apart from making school lunches. And look, I probably sound like a bit ungrateful, but it's hard to be ungrateful when there's nothing to be grateful for because most of the time she would give me $2 out of her wallet

and go here, go to the tuck shop. And I'm like, I can't buy anything for $2. Please, just a sandwich. I'm like, please just get me a peanut butter sandwich. So on a good day, if you open your lunchbox, what are you excited to see in there? What's the goat lunchbox food for you? I've got three and they might

not be relevant because obviously I grew up in a different country, but I've got to go with, these are my top three, the roll-up. Yep, that's relevant. God, how good's a roll-up in a lunchbox? I bet they ban those from school lunches. Well, they're extinct now, yep. Dunkaroos.

Oh, a dip of Dunkaroos. Oh, what was that pink stuff? What was that pink stuff that you put them in? Oh, it was delicious. Yeah, they're gone. They're dead as well. Yep, they're dead. And the last thing, did you guys have the yogo mix?

Oh, was that yogurt covered raisins? No, no. You know me. I hate Was that yogurt covered raisins? No. No. Oh. You know me. I hate, I'm not a raisin person. Okay. So it was like kind of like a Dunkaroo and you pulled the lid off and it was like kind of like a chocolatey custard and then it had like.

Oh, and then you tip it in? And then you tip it into the custard. Yes. We had that. We had that. I don't know if it was called that same thing, but we had that. So good. For me, my family wasn't a, you know, the small packets of chips you can buy in the 12-pack?

Yeah, they're the best. Yeah, my family wasn't big on those. It wasn't until Oddbods came out. What's Oddbods? The cards that they put inside the chips. Yeah, like Tarzos. Yeah, it wasn't until then that I forced my parents to start buying the packet of chips. We need these.

That was the goat lunchbox snack for me. Yeah, they're the best. Little packet of chips. Absolutely, I'm on board with that. Claudia's already gloated before the show that she had incredible school lunches. Yeah, we get it. What's the GOAT school lunch box item for you? I loved my sandwiches.

Mum would always wrap them in baking paper and put a little heart on it. Yeah. Oh. Oh, so lucky. When she started giving me Nutella sandwiches, that's when I was like, oh. I bet that's banned in schools now. But you've triggered a yoghurt memory. There was like yoghurt in a tube.

Goghurt. Yeah. The yoghurt suckies. Yeah. Were they not called gogurts? I think they were. We had gogurt eventually. Oh, I love gogurt.

And I used to trade whatever, if I had a biscuit I didn't want. Yes. If I had a biscuit I didn't want, I would trade my friend who always had Oreos. The black market of school lunches is something. Can I just say, whoever invented putting yogurt in a tube for people to suck it out of. Genius. Because we were sucking it out of the pot before then. What are you doing?

Finally, Ella, your mum still packs your lunch for work now, doesn't she? Lucky. What's the thing you enjoy seeing most inside there? I'm over you. I enjoy the tiny tittdies as a kid. Oh, so good. They had to go. Chocolate chip or the normal?

Chocolate chip. Chocolate chip. Honey? Yeah, honey. I was a chocolate chip. Chocolate chip tiny teddy. Let's throw it out to the people now. Oh, 800 dials it in. We're going to try and pin down the greatest lunchbox item of all time.

What is it? What was it? Bree and Clint. When you open that lunchbox, what's time. What is it? What was it? Bree and Clint. When you open that lunchbox, what's the thing that really got you excited? And man, there are some good texts on this. You said the mini packets of chips. Yes. Which, I mean, you can't go past.

You said dipper dunkaroos. I said dipper dunkaroos. Which, fun fact, Bree just found out you can still get them in Australia. So apparently, I've done some research, they bought them back in 2020. In Australia? In Australia. Bring them back over here. I know! Kids would go nuts for them. Oh, but not healthy, not healthy enough. Someone said tiny teddies in a mini packet of

CC's was the best day ever. Mini packets of CC's? Yum. Someone said pizza pockets on a Friday. Heat them up in the cooking class. Actually, that was jazz. Pizza pocket? Pizza pockets. That's a del cooking class. Actually, that was Jazz. Pizza Pockets? Pizza Pockets. That's a deluxe lunch. Yeah, they were incredible.

I used to absolutely love them with the ham, cheese, and pineapple. Yeah, what a treat. Anything hot for your lunch, eh? That was what I always got from the tuck shop, so I feel you. Did you know that they still sell them in the frozen food section in some places? I know. I was shocked because I have three kids now, so that was reminiscing and I had to buy them.

Oh, get them on the pizza pockets, Jazz. They don't like them. They don't like them. What? I know. What's wrong with children these days? Oh, the generation. Someone texted and they said,

my dad used to pack me fish fingers. Random. He would cook them in the morning and by lunchtime they were soggy and cold Yeah they would be yuck Now I don't mind a cold fish finger But you've got to let them cool down before you wrap them up If dad's cooking them and then putting them straight in tinfoil

They get all sweaty They'll be all sweaty and steamy Nobody wants a sweaty fish finger Nah That doesn't sound appealing Do you guys remember Do you guys Does anyone remember

Maybe it wasn't a thing here And it was packets of noodles, but not like two-minute noodles. It was like packets of noodles that had flavouring on them and you used to put them in your lunchbox. Did you guys have them? I loved those. Was it Monster Munch or something like that?

I think the, are people standing up in the ZM office? Yeah. Yes. What are they called? Someone just said Monster something. Monster Munch. What are they called? Someone just said Monster something. Monster Munch. That's the one.

I think. With the blue guy. Yes. He kind of looked like Cookie Monster but not. Oh, I love those. Let's go to Georgia. Georgia, what's the greatest

lunchbox snack of all time? Oh, the greatest one would have to be these fruit roll-ups that you could split down long ways and there would be like a puzzle pattern on them. I know the ones.

It's so fun to play with. Yeah. So good. Was it black on the roll-up? I think. I know they had like white printing on them. You know they were. Yeah, white printing and like a marble pattern on them.

Yes. The rainbow mark. I know exactly what you're talking about. You know they were actually tongue tattoos, Georgia? Like the markings on roll-ups are actually tongue tattoos. So if you get the roll-up and you press it on your tongue, the picture transfers to your tongue. Wow.

Yeah. I reckon that wasn't by – That explains why I've got tattoos. Someone said, We were a family of four four So we never had many treats But man I felt like the ducks nuts When mum put fruit for yonks in our lunchbox I would eat it centimetre

By tasty centimetre That is a beautifully Descriptive text thank you so much Matt is here hi Matt Hello how's it going What is the ultimate lunchbox treat Matt Oh mum a heart song She would always make fairy bread, and that was an ultimate.

Wait, fairy bread in a school lunchbox? You're getting fairy bread? I know. This is like white bread with margarine, slathered on with sugar. Oh, no, no, no, we're familiar. We know the recipe. Yeah, we know fairy bread.

That was exclusively for parties, I thought. You were getting it in your school lunchbox. Matt, you were living it up. Oh, I tell you. It was great. It was just carbs all the way down. Yeah, carbs and sugar. That'll keep a kid going for the afternoon.

I love that. Matt's getting fairy bread, and in my lunches, I got poo on toast. You did not get poo on toast. Well, I got peanut butter on bread. I feel like you're remembering this differently. I got peanut butter on bread, I feel like you're remembering this differently. I got peanut butter on bread, I'm not joking, for six years straight. Never

changed. Yeah, well, it made you the woman that you are. So, you know. Obviously, but a better woman. Salty. Bree and Clint. You and I have talked a lot about this, about shoes on, shoes off households. And don't remind me, but I believe from memory, you're a shoes on house. My current house that I live in? Yes remind me, but I believe from memory you're a shoes on house.

My current house that I live in, yes, but I grew up in... You were raised in a shoes off house. Yes, I was. Isn't it interesting how normally we have found asking people that listen to this show, normally the house you grow up in is not the house you keep.

Because I'm the same. You know? I'm the same. Up until this weekend, I have been a shoes on house. Yes. But also raised in a shoes off house. It wasn't even talked about. You just took your shoes off. I think I'm going back to shoes off after listening to this. Oh, no.

What documentary have you watched? It's not a documentary. I've watched- And then he's going to turn vegan because he's watched some documentary. That's how they get you, eh? A lot of people- You know what's interesting is a lot of people that I speak to, because I'm always interested, and they go, I watched this documentary.

Yeah. Well, that's how a lot of people learn things. Yeah, true. Yeah. But yeah, I've been radicalised by TikTok. Yes. Oh, just a TikTok? Just a TikTok.

One TikTok? Yep. Okay. By a naturopath called Lana. Oh, yep. All right. I'm going to play this. And afterwards, you tell me if you're still comfortable wearing your shoes, your outside shoes. Okay. Inside the

house. Stop wearing your outside shoes inside your home. A microbiologist determined that there is over 420,000 units of bacteria on average on the outside of our shoes. Fecal bacteria appeared on 96% of the shoes tested. The scary thing was that he found the rate of transfer of bacteria from shoes to clean tiles is between 90 to 99%. The types of bacteria ground on shoes can be responsible for urinary tract infections, meningitis, pneumonia, respiratory tract infections and diarrhea. And diarrhea. I mean, I've lived. I've had my shoes off for many years.

I'm still here. Yeah, but now that you know. Yeah. There's feces on your shoes. Yeah, but I also have dogs that poo in the house sometimes. Of course there's feces on my floor. I'll clean it up. That's a solid argument.

But at least you know where those faeces have come from. Those are family faeces. I don't think it makes a difference. It does. It does. Like, I wipe my children's bum. I don't want to wipe a stranger's bum. Yeah, I mean, it's a good point. So if I've got stranger's faeces on my shoes,

I've got more of an issue with a stranger's feces being in my house than feces of my own, you know, kin. My own kin feces. Yeah, I get it, but it's just so much admin. Like, I don't think we're, you know, when I get home, a lot of the time I do take my shoes off just because it's nice to take your shoes off. But I just don't do it 100% of the time. I think we need to get a system. I need to get a system where you've got some slip-ons

by the door. Oh, that's what they do in Japan. Yeah, and then you slip out of your outside shoes. Is that what it is? Waba keys, yeah. Waba keys. Waba keys. We need to get some waba keys. Yeah.

Exactly. They're like your shoe, yeah, your inside shoes. Slippers, yeah. Waba key. Japanese for fe get some waba keys. Yeah. Exactly. They're like your shoe, yeah, your inside shoes. Yeah. Slippers, yeah. Waba key. Japanese for feces-free shoes. Pretty much. Translation. Also, I feel like you're going to have to be rubbing yourself on the carpet pretty close

to get a urinary tract infection. I know. I'm going to lick my tiles in the kitchen. Dragging your butt around like a dog with worms. Do you not do that? Nah. It feels so good, though. You've got a special scratching stick.

Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the Barbie movie has already smashed box office records. How well is this film doing around the world? Oh, my goodness. It's sensational.

$155 million in its first weekend. This is like extraordinary. Biggest movie opening of the year. I mean, the marketing team for Barbie all need pay rises. Let's be honest about that. It has just gone everywhere. Everyone's talking about it. And then, of course, Oppenheimer,

the other movie where they... How they teamed these two movies together is so crazy. Whoever thought of this is really... Made $80 million. It was just a huge weekend at the box office. But I have to tell you this. There's one person who you can

all thank for this. Who's that? Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Because when Top Gun, Top Gun was held for two years and he said, no, I'm not letting it come out until cinemas are open again. He waited and when cinemas were open again, people actually attribute cinemas opening back up and people going to Tom Cruise because he got everyone out there for Top Gun. So I think that everyone should send him a little check and a little pat on the back.

No, don't because he'll recruit you to Scientology. But I get what you're saying. But he also has a massive movie coming out this year too. Yeah, he's got Mission Impossible on the way. Yeah, which is going to be huge as well. Yeah. The budget for the Barbie movie was $145 million. Okay.

And it's done $165 million in its first weekend. So it's already broken even. It's in the green. It was always going to, but yeah. What about Oppenheimer? How much did that cost to make? Oh, good question. Like just because obviously, what did you say, Dean?

How much did Oppenheimer make at the cinemas this weekend? $80 million. Okay. Oppenheimer is a $100 million film. Okay. So it's got a way to go. So it's already in the green too? No.

Oh, it's got $20 million to go. $20 million to go. Yeah, it'll get there. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Chris Van Allen got a way to go. So it's already in the green too? No. Oh, it's got $20 million to go. $20 million to go. Yeah, it'll get there. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Christopher Nolan, he'll be fine. Guys, guys, no one panic. No one panic.

It's just the first weekend. No one panic. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. We were just talking about how Natalie Portman's in the country. And I knew she was here for that Equalize conference, which is next month. But has she come a month early just to go to a heap of World Cup games?

Maybe. Pretty cool if she has. She's a massive advocate and supporter of female football. Yeah. And football in general, I think. Yeah, yeah. Someone said Natalie Portman is part owner of the Angel City team in LA. Has she got a football team?

She's a fierce supporter of women's football. That's so cool. Go Natalie Portman. And if you're listening, we love you. Someone else we love is Lizzo, who is very potentially could be in the country right now. Performing at Spark Arena tomorrow night. You're going.

I'm going. Would not miss it. Probably the concert I'm looking forward to the most all year. Yeah. I wish I'd bought tickets for this. It's going to be such a great show. I'm absolutely buzzing for it. Yeah.

And I've made, I don't know if it's a mistake or if it's a good thing, but I've bought tickets for On The Floor. Oh, you're standing? Standing. You're going to stand at a concert in your 30s? Well, I wanted to dance because, I mean, if I'm thinking Lizzo, I feel like it's going to be upbeat. It's going to be, you know, a hopping bloody concert.

Nothing says mid-30irties at a concert. It's going to be hopping. Someone who describes it as hopping. No, I want to get my groove on. No, I get it. I get it. You want to get amongst the action. Yeah, I'm so excited.

And you won't regret that until at least the second half. Yeah. And I mean, if the energy stays up, you could make it three quarters of the way through the show before you need to sit down. Exactly. And if I do need to, I'll just do what I always do and go out the back and have a sit.

Yeah, just put the toilet seat down. Not a big deal. Just have a little sit down for a bit. I did think to myself, though, this could be my one and only opportunity to get Lizzo's attention. Yeah. Like, this could be it. Because I'm on the floor and I've seen people do it before

where they make a sign to try and get the attention of whoever it is on stage. What do you want from Lizzo? Like, what do you want out of it? Do you want her just to look at you and wink? Or do you want her to stop with the microphone and be like, hey, that thing that's on your sign, this is what I think about it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to interact with you. Yes. Okay. I'm going, I'm shooting for the stars. That's got to be a good sign then. It's got to be a real good sign. A lot of people had success with this at the Harry Styles gigs earlier this year. And Lizzo does it as well.

He was big on interacting with good signs. Yeah, Lizzo. I've seen videos where Lizzo does it as well. But it has to be right. It has to be good. Because I had the thought, I mean, how cool would it be if I somehow worked Mama Di into the situation and got Lizzo to FaceTime Mama Di? Well, that'd be great.

Does your mum like Lizzo? Loves Lizzo. She does like Lizzo. Loves Lizzo. Because that would be the worst thing if she FaceTimed your mum. Who are you? And your mum goes, who's this? Where's Brianna?

Put Brianna on. She got me to talk to Ed Sheeran once. Who are you? No, she loves Lizzo. I saw that Lizzo performed at Splendour in the Grass last week. Okay. And she signed a fan's butt. So maybe you could just get the sign and cut a hole in the middle of it

and put your butt through the sign with a message around it like, Lizzo, your name goes here. Then you just put your butt inside the. That's a great idea. That'll get her attention. But that means I'd have to have my butt out for the whole concert. It depends how badly you want her attention. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, good idea though. I like where you're going with it. Producers, any ideas of what I should put on the sign at Lizzo? The sign my butt's pretty good. The sign my butt's pretty good, eh? What about kiss my butt and I'll get a tattoo? No, no. She'll hate that.

Yeah, nah. What about, because you want to be provocative, right? What about a sign that says, I used to be in a wheelchair, but your music healed me and you're dancing and you're fully mobile. That would, if I was Lizzo and I saw that sign, I'd be like, that is incredible. You're an idiot.

That's a Lizzo miracle. You're an actual idiot. No, we're not going to do that. I saw someone who did like a pick a path where it was like songs Lizzo doesn't normally perform. She put like three of them ABC. Yeah. And Lizzo was like, I'll pick one.

And she performed it. Yeah. That's pretty good. What about getting Lizzo a gift? Like, you know how people have been getting, like, someone got pink a whole wheel of brie cheese? Like, what would Lizzo be into that I could get Lizzo? Something sparkly.

Something sparkly. Something sparkly. Something bedazzled. Bedazzled or vegezzled? No, bedazzled. Bedazzled. Isn't there, like, alcohol that's called a flute? Or you could do something like that.

You can get tequila in a musket. I wonder if you can get like vodka inside a flute. Should I make a flute beer bong? I've got it. I know what it is. A flute beer bong. You have to go into the flute, into the, yeah. No, it's not.

You need to do a bedazzled shooey. You need to get a shooey and you need to cover it in like jewels and rhinestones and then hold it up and pour a drink into it for her and be like, this is the shoey of the gods. I wonder if she's done one before. Oh, probably. I want her to drink it through her flute. These are good ideas, guys.

These are good ideas in our brainstorm. We're going to keep these going and see if we can put together the ultimate sign for you to take to the Lizzo concert tomorrow night. Imagine if it happens. Like it could, probably won't. It could. But imagine if it does and then we will be sitting here on Thursday talking about it. And imagine if Brie takes your sign.

What should it be? What does the ultimate Lizzo sign say? Brie and Clint. Lizzo, quite possibly in the country right now. She's playing with Spark Spark Arena tomorrow night, so she could be here. Why wouldn't she get into the country a day early? I haven't been this excited for a concert.

My partner and I have been waiting for this ever since she came to New Zealand back in 2020, right at the start, or 2019. Was it 2020? Yeah, just before COVID yeah right and she did that

little intimate performance we got to go and we got to go and that was the concert where she singled out Ross Boss

and she talked to Ross Boss so that's what you want at the Big Lizzo show you want her to talk to you yeah I want to

get Lizzo's attention with a sign and the sign needs to be good it needs to be A grade and I need to make it this evening slash tomorrow

morning so I need the ideas now. Brie's going to put fairy lights on it. It's going to be a whole thing so we've asked for a bit of group input. I suggested you make like a bedazzled shooie for her to do. We've had confirmation that she has just done a shooie in Australia on stage. Of course she has. Bloody Australians taking all the shooies.

They always beat us to the shooie. So you can't do that. Okay, we need something original. We need it to be good. Someone said twerk competition, question mark. So you're challenging Lizzo to a twerk off? Yep. I believe she can twerk though.

One problem, I can't. So that could be embarrassing. Someone said, Lizzo, I'm pregnant. I don't. So that could be embarrassing. Someone said, Lizzo, I'm pregnant. I don't know why that would do anything. Someone said, how about I'm a Lizzo for you? I like it. I'd turn Lizzo for you. I'd go Lizzo for you.

I'd turn Lizzo for you. Someone said, great sign ideas. What about up the whas? Up the whas? Up the whas. Yeah, yeah, not bad. Someone else said I learnt the choreo if you need me to dance for you.

Oh, but that means... For that damn time. Oh, I see. I know it for that one. In a minute, I'm gonna need a cinnamon woman. But that means I'd only be able to hold up the sign for that one song and then it would really cut down my chances, I think.

I feel like I've had the best ideas so far, so I've come up with some more for you. I believe Lizzo knows Kiwi icons, like the big names, but does she know what they really look like? What if you had a sign that said, it's me, Lord, let's do a duet. And you just go in and, like if you did some dark lipstick

and some dark eye makeup, could you pass as Lord? And then she gets you up there and she's like, damn, was that Lord? What if she made me sing? Yeah, cross that. Well, best case scenario, she makes you sing. And then I'll get kicked out. That's a great outcome. I would get kicked out of the whole bloody venue. I'd be like, damn, Lord's standards have slipped. Okay, same idea.

Yes. What if you had a sign that said, I am former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. See? Talk to me. Bit of power. Because she will know who Jacinda is, but she'll only have a vague idea of what she looks like.

It's true. I could dust off, I've got a red blazer. I've got a red blazer in the cupboard. Yeah. Yeah. And she, I mean, she's got the time now. She could be at a Lizzo concert. She could be at a Lizzo concert.

She could be at a Lizzo concert. You know? Yeah. You could take one of the old Labour election signs and be like, it's me, Cinder Ardern. Let's do this. Yeah. Great.

Lizzo, let's do this. Someone on the text machine had a good idea because I saw that video where someone got pink a whole wheel of brie cheese and she was loving it. Someone said you should get us some old, you should get us some good old New Zealand lamb meat. Oh, my God, I could take her in a half quarter. A half quarter? A hind quarter.

Hind quarter. Yeah. And wrap it around my legs. Or some lamb chops. Yeah, wrap it around my shoulders and be like, this is for you. Oh, she's vegan. She's vegan, yeah. I've made that mistake before.

But that's okay. It's not. Vegan lamb meat. Vegan. Yeah's vegan, yeah. I've made that mistake before. But that's okay. It's not... Vegan lamb meat. Vegan. Vegan patties. Take her some high-end New Zealand broccoli. Look, these are all great ideas. I don't feel like we have the idea nailed down yet. We don't, yeah.

But the text line's going to stay open. So if you know the message that Brie should put on her sign for Lizzo tomorrow, 9696, text it in. Someone said do a gumboot instead of a shoeie. That's a great idea. Throw a gumboot on stage. I think you're trying to attack her. Back to the drawing board.

I appreciate everyone's input. All the good Lizzo ideas are coming through, Lace. There's some great ones. I love this one. Get a massive printout of your face and make the mouth like a ventriloquist doll so you can move the mouth to make it look like you're singing her songs with her. I love that idea.

That's complex. It is, eh? Someone said, a sign that just said, Lizzo, you the shizzo. I like it. That's good. Short to the point.

Yeah. I'm a sentimental woman. I'll pump you up. Then I should have a bike pump. These are all great suggestions. You can keep them coming in on 9696. Right now though it's time to get classical. It's our game where we

guess what the songs are done in classical style. Will there be some Lizzo in there for us? Oh, I hope so. Producer Claudia runs the game. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. I'm so excited to see what your sign is going to be.

I'm sitting right at the back, so you need to turn it around as well so I can see it. I'm going to put fairy lights into, or I'll super glue the fairy lights. And you should get a sign, and you do do the same and then we connect through sign. Perfect. I'll do the first half of the sentence and you do the second half. Yeah, great. It's like a pick-a-puff.

It's sign language. Someone said, make her a Brie Thomas salad. That's a really in-house show joke, but we appreciate it. I love it. Claudia, let's get classical. Let's get classical. So I've loaded in three different songs,

all of which will appear on the ZM playlist. So they're all songs that you know. And I found classical covers of them. You just need to tell me what they are. Easy as that. All right. So I'm buzzing with your name when you can tell me. Here's your first song.

Great. Oh, that was a dead heat. I feel like Breed snuck in slightly. Oh, that snare is rough. Dua Lipa, Dance of the Night? Yes, it is. Watch me. I feel like they needed a few more instruments in it. It's quite a raw version, eh?

Yeah. Script that. Yeah. Yeah, I get that, yeah. What's the one main instrument in there? Violin? Is it a violin? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. I have no idea. If I'm not mistaken, that's an oboe. Yeah. I believe my classically trained ear says it's a trumpet. Well, that is one point to Brie. Whether or not we know what the instrument is, here's another one for you.

Clint. Clint. Clint. The only one I'll ever know. I gotta tell you, gotta tell you, yeah, you. Those are the words. What's the name of the song? Looking back on...

I now know what it feels like when I buzz into it. Yeah, I know. I thought it would come to me faster than that. That's what I always think. You are the only girl I'll ever love. Do you know the artist, Elise? I know the artist, I think. You have it then.

Is it Justin Bieber? God, it is Bieber. It is Bieber. Yeah. The only one. Talking back. What Bieber song is that? Need some more?

Yeah. I'll ever love. And you. I don't have it. Back on my life. You're the only girl I ever loved. We're almost there. Is it called you?

If it's not you, it's not anyone. Anyone. Anyone. You are the only one I ever loved. That was painful. Painfully good. Yeah, that's what I meant. Hey, don't book us in a Friday Oki record this week. Just grab that and we'll just play that.

Yeah. I'll give that point to Clint. You got there eventually. Thank you. So we're all tied up. So winner gets it all on this song. Brie. Brie. Um, oh no.

It's Taylor Swift. Oh, there's so many Taylor Swift songs. Um, it's currently on the playlist. Okay. There's a million. There's a million. There's a million. There's literally a million. There's only like three or four.

Is it... Oh, I've got it. Yeah, I've got it. Is it... Karma? Nah. It's not Cruel Summer. It's Cruel Summer.

Is it Cruel Summer? Yeah. It doesn't kill me, makes me want you more. It's you. Of course it Cruel Summer? Yeah. It's you. Of course it is, yeah. Yeah. I've only heard it six times today. Hey, just my orchestral ear, that was the same orchestra doing all three songs, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was. I'm pretty sure it was made on the computer too. The same thing. That was good listening with you though. Wait, that was AI? I mean, I don't know if AI is the right term. A lot of music these days is not real instruments. Well, there you go.

That's us getting classical, everybody. Bree and Clint. What does the colour of your car say about your personality? I've got that information for you. It's a car horn. Just two. According to a colour psychologist her name's Sophie Dearman, the colour you pick

actually says a lot about you as a person. Okay. Apparently. So where do we want to start? Do we want to start with one of the most common car colours on the road? What is the most common car colours on the road? What is the most common car colour on the road? One of the most common is black.

Okay, yeah, let's do black cars. Black cars. They reckon it's less safe to drive a black car, eh? Well, you can't see it as well in the dark. According, and they're never bloody clean. They're never clean. Ever. When they are clean, looks amazing.

As soon as you drive it out of the car wash, dirty. Nothing shows up a rogue bird shit like a black car. God, or just dust. I've owned a black car. Bad decision. Colour psychologist Sophie Dearman says if you own a black car and you picked a black car, it can

mean that you have elegance and power. Ooh, okay. Those who choose a black colour usually have a desire for power and control. She also said it can also reflect a taste for elegance, sophistication and a timeless appeal. My last car was black. Yeah. Yeah, it was. Next most common colour car on the road is white.

Oh, yeah. Which they argue is the safest colour Yeah because you can see it well Yes Colour psychologist says that it can reflect purity and optimism in your personality Oh what a crock of Okay yeah White is considered fresh and modern And choosing a white car may suggest a forward-thinking, innovative spirit and in sync

with the cutting-edge technologies. Yeah. You don't see a lot of – speaking of cutting-edge technology, I could be wrong, but you don't see a lot of white Teslas. You don't? I don't feel like you do. I feel like you do. I feel like they're all blue and –

I know three people with Teslas and they're all white. Oh, you're moving in those tesla circles oh mate you've got you've got tesla friends i only became friends with them because i found out they had a tesla yeah so you could use the wall charger exactly um the next color car this is what a color psychologist uh says the color car says about you you. Says about you. Grey. You and I both drive grey cars. We both drive a grey car. So she says that it can mean that you're practical and responsible. A sign of someone who is practical and responsible,

this colour may reveal an understated, reliable personality aligning with the British... Oh, sorry, this is a British study. British stereotype of a stiffer upper lip. That is, yeah. It is a very practical colour, can I say. Yeah, and we are so boring. We are practical and responsible.

It doesn't show the dirt. It's not flashy. It's not flashy. If you show up in like a red car, people are like, whoa. Yeah, you kind of go under the radar. Whoa, someone's having a midlife crisis. It's weird because my car colour says practical and responsible, but my number plate says the complete opposite.

Your number plate literally says Lesh Go. So I'm a walking contradiction. Is there red in there? There is red. Let's move on to red. Red energy and passion, apparently. A rebellious spirit. Okay. This person got paid money for this? Yeah.

They are just... Let me just get through the others in case people listening are waiting for this. Yeah, blue apparently you're calm and stable. Might indicate you're relaxed, peaceful temperament. That's what blue is. Yeah, okay. Green, harmony and balance.

Let me guess, environmental. Are likely to be lovers of nature. Z! Yellow and orange. You love bees. Optimism and creativity. Can suggest someone who has a cheerful, sunny disposition and creative spirit. I will give them that if you're willing to buy yourself a yellow or orange car. You're definitely like a bit, you know, zany and creative spirit. I will give them that if you're willing to buy yourself a yellow or orange car.

You're definitely like a bit, you know, zany and creative. Well Ella, she's gutted that there's no pink on there but she drives a pink car. I think that's in that category. And she is creative and kooky. Yeah. Thanks. You're out there. You're fun. I reckon. I don't know if kooky is...

Is kooky a compliment? I wasn't giving a compliment. Wow!'t giving a compliment. Wow, what do you have against me, mate? Let's fight right now. Oh, see, now I'm getting more, you know. Yeah, now she's more of a red carpet. More of a red, passion fiery. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint.

Birthday banger. With Pack and Save. Pack and Save have come on board for Birthday Banger thanks to their super birthday deals. You can get super low prices at Pack and Save have come on board for Birthday Banger thanks to their super birthday deals. You can get super low prices at Pack and Save with those super birthday deals on now. And to celebrate, there's a $250 Pack and Save gift card up for grabs for the winner of Birthday Banger.

Correct. We're going to kick it off with you, Olivia. G'day, mate. Hey, how are you? Good. Whereabouts are you calling from, Liv? From Auckland. Okay, lovely.

Well, let's see what your birthday banger is and we'll see if you can win this voucher. What's your birthday? 24th of August, 1996. All right, that means, Olivia, you were 16 in 2012. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top. Oh, classic. Oh, Olivia.

Been a while since we've had some Guy Sebastian and birthday bangers. A long while. This is an absolute ripper. Do you like it, Olivia? Yeah, it's good. Bray and I once did this for Birthday Banger. It was not good. For Friday Okie, sorry. It Birthday Banger. It was not good. For Friday Okie, sorry.

It was so bad. It was real bad. Made me hate the song, which I never thought I would. Because we did the rap as well. We did Lupe Fiesco too. It was bad. Bad all around. You've got a shot at winning this, Olivia. Wait there.

We're going to go to Peter. Cue to Peter. G'day, Pete. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you calling in from, Peter? Auckland as well. Auckland. Auckland as well. Auckland.

Auckland as well. Well, give us your date of birth. 3rd of October, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on the 3rd of October, 2003, this was number one. I didn't better want him. Oh, Peter. Banger.

Absolute rip snorter, that one. Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee. This is Shake Your Tail Feather. I think it was from the Bad Boys 2 soundtrack. It was. Yeah. Who would have thought the combination of Nelly, P. Diddy and Murphy Lee would have produced such a banger?

It's a good one, Pete. Peter's definitely into it. It's a contender. Let's go to Jenny Kia ora, Jen Hi, Jenny Hi Are you in Auckland too, Jenny? No, but I'm just a-skipping a hop in Hamilton

Oh, not too far away Or Little Auckland, as we like to call it Yeah, Little Auckland I've drank from the Hamilton River before, Jenny I wouldn't recommend it No No, I've got a staph River before, Jenny. I wouldn't recommend it. No. No, I've got a staph infection, I'm pretty sure. Jenny, what's your birthday?

The 28th of the 6th, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And here it is, Jenny. This is your birthday banger. Oh, man, this is three really good songs today. It's going to be a hard choice. Are you a fan of that Eminem song, Jenny? I am, yes.

It's a great one. Yeah. From the rap god, self-proclaimed. From 2002. That's really tough. I was so set on Lupe Fiesco, But then I could happily vote for either of the others. I'm real torn today. Yeah.

I think... I'm going Shake Your Tail Feather just for the pure vibes that that song brings. Or if you had gone Lupe Fiesco, I was going to agree with you straight away. See, and I love that Battle Scars song from Guy Sebastian. But if we're going on vibe if we want a vibe. The vibe is shake your tail feather. It's shake your tail feather. I think. Hey Peter congratulations, you've just won birthday banger.

Yeah. You've scored yourself a $250 pack and save gift card and a message from Stickman. Hey you, congratulations your pack and save gift card awaits. Unleash your super saving powers on super birthday deals. Okay then.

Stickman loves to shake his tail feather. If I know Stickman. Known fact. Nice work Pete, you enjoy that voucher, eh? Thank you so much guys. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger. You're on ZM. Brian Clint.

I'm all about this, shining light on unconventional physical features that people find attractive, because a thread on Reddit has gone viral where it was about men specifically, but we're asking you guys this afternoon, what is the unconventional physical feature that you find attractive?

That list, just to recap it quickly, it said short, hairy. Big noses. Maybe ginger hair, big noses. Dad bods. Dad bods. Crooked teeth. Someone's texted in and they said, my 12-year-old said that sounds like the description of a Scottish hobbit. Oh

yeah. That's a bit of me. So we've asked you, what is the physical feature unconventional that you find attractive? Not sure if this text message has hit the nail on the head. They said when a chick has ankle socks on and just a little bit of ankle

is showing. Sounds like you're attracted to the socks. Nah. Or just that specific part of ankle. Just that little bit of ankle. Yeah, that actual part. They like it framed by a bit of sock though. Let's go to the phones.

This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. What is the unconventional physical feature that you're attracted to? Veins. Just veins all up the arms, the hands, the feet, the legs. Oh, you're like a vesicular man.

Like a veiny pair of hands. Yeah, like go for a run and then come back. I just see the veins popping out of the body. Okay. Anonymous is like, can you just, you know, maybe juice yourself up? Pump a few weights before you come to bed? Yeah, you get a hot body too.

What's your opinion on varicose veins? Hot or not? Oh, that might be pushing it. Yeah, okay. Also painful. Someone said, I like girls who are cross-eyed. That way you know you're the only person they're seeing. That's not nice.

That is not nice. That's not what we're looking for out of this whatsoever. Someone said women with hard-working hands. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. A calloused lady's hands. You know she's getting down and dirty.

Yeah, chicks who do CrossFit have really calloused hands. Yeah, they do. From lifting the weights and stuff. Byron's here. Hi, Byron. Hi, Byron. Hey, team. How's it going?

What does it for you, Byron, the unconventional physical feature? I think I tuned in when you guys were talking about short kings. I definitely love myself a wee short king. You love a short king, Byron? On that short king, though, a tiny snail trail and hairless nips. Okay, okay, okay. Very specific, but I'm here for it. It was a tiny, tiny and hairless nips.

What about underarm hair, Byron? Yeah, hot as... What if they have hairy nipsips but they clipper them back? Then you have a bit of a spiky... Yeah, yeah, okay, you need a smooth nipple. Okay, we understand. What about... If you've got hair on your nip, leave it there.

Yeah, right. What about belly buttons? Innies or outies, Byron? Oh, innies all the time. Innies, yeah. Thanks, Byron. Can I just check, as a man who's into a short king, are you a short king or are you a tall king?

Nah, I'm six foot. Six foot? Okay, love it. Fascinating. Thank you, Byron. We appreciate it. Beth is texting. Hi, Beth.

Hi. Beth, tell us, what does it for you, my friend, the unconventional physical feature? Stretch marks. I feel like it tells people that you love yourself, you know? That's such a good one, Beth. Stretch marks. That is a good one. Stretch marks, I

think, show that you've lived. You've lived a life. Yeah. Yeah, I get that. Yeah, like you don't mind that people are like, oh, you have stretch marks. I don't know, I like them. Yeah, because some people are very self-conscious. A lot some people are very self-conscious. A lot of people are very self-conscious. But you know what?

Majority of people have got stretch marks. We've all got them. Absolutely right. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Beth. We appreciate it. Someone said, unconventional physical features that they find hot.

Girls with ears that stick out, a.k.a. wing nuts. That's from Peter. Don't call them wingnuts, Peter. Yeah, true, Peter. It's cool to be attracted to them, but no girl's going to be appreciative of you coming up and going, that's a nice set of wingnuts you've got on you.

Yeah, they're not going to love that. Someone in the office as I was walking past said to me that their friend is into cauliflower ears. Oh, like the rugby player ears. Yeah, or like the MMA fighters. Oh, yeah. You know, and they've got like... Yeah.

I always think how hard would you have to get kicked in the ear to get a cauliflower ear? They freak me out, if I'm honest. Me too. Yeah. But apparently... I'm not willing to put that on the unconventional beauty standards. No, sorry.

Get those looked at. I reckon there'd be people out there that'd be into them. Bree and Clint. Score update in the football, Bree? Nil all so far. Nil all. The football ferns look good. They look strong.

A lot of possession for the football ferns. There you go. You identify as a millennial. Is that correct? I do, yes. I also identify as a millennial. Do you know what a zillennial is? It's like that in between the Gen Z and the millennial.

Yeah. Like where they don't fully identify as a millennial, don't fully identify with a Gen Z. Yeah. I think of Claudia as one of those. Well, Claudia may well actually be a zillennial and we're going to work this out this afternoon. Claudia, first of all, what do you identify as?

I think I'm a strong millennial. Strong millennial? I mean, yeah. You look at millennial culture and you go, that is for me? I wouldn't say for me, but I would say that I lived that. You don't have a side part? Not anymore. And you're not wearing skinny jeans?

They're a little bit skinny. She's a recovering millennial. Yeah. Okay, that's how you identify. Whereas, Ella, you definitely identify as a Gen Z, right? Yeah, definitely. Gen Z. Okay.

Millennials are anyone, we know this, but let's just recap. Millennials are anyone born from 1981 to 1996? It's a long time, isn't it? It's a generation. Yeah. Claudia, that fits you. What year were you born? 93.

93. Gen Z is anyone born 97 to 2012? Zillennials are a micro generation of individuals born on the cusp. They're born between 93 and 99. 93 and 99. So if you're born between 93 and 99, you're a zillennial. Okay, so that could be

you, Claude. I'm the oldest zillennial. Yeah, right. Yeah, you are. You're an elder zillennial. But I mean, we're really breaking this thing right down now, aren't we? What's the next generation after Gen Z? Is anyone? That's a great question.

What is that? Is it back to A? Yeah, it is. Is it back to A? Yeah, we're back to start. I think it is Gen A. What? Is it actually?

I think it might be. Or Generation 1? Or Gen Z 2.0? Generation Alpha. Alpha. There you go. So it's A. Or Generation 1. Or Gen Z 2.0. Generation Alpha. Alpha. There you go. So it's A. It's A.

Gen A. Alphas. Oh, buzzy G. Goes back to the start. What? No. Wait, did someone score? Yeah.

I missed it, but yeah. Oh, Philippines just scored. Philippines scored. Oh, no. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Let's do our jobs. The Philippines. Sorry., no. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. We do our jobs. The Philippines. Try to play this. Hang on. That's nicely done. Hand is off after it. Wilkinson's in the middle. Wilkinson!

That's better. Remember that, guys. The Philippines. I knew I should have put money on the Philippines. You just told me they're paying $9. You're a Kiwi. You're a Ki Philippines. You just told me they were paying $9. You're a Kiwi. You're a Kiwi. You just told me they were paying $9.

Why would you bet against the football ferns? Why would you? That's unpatriotic. I don't want to talk about Zillinials anymore. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. ZD and Brian Clint. That's the weekend.

Playboy Cardi and Madonna. It's popular. Have you seen the conspiracy theories out there that that's just a leftover Justin Timberlake song from the 2000s? Sounds like Justin Timberlake to me. Doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Because there was that era where Justin Timberlake and Madonna

had a couple of songs together too. That's right. Four minutes? When they had only four or five minutes to save the world. Four minutes it was called, yeah. Yeah. Great song. Great song.

We use it for the one second song challenge. Great song. Only got four minutes to save the world. The story about this British sprinter is crazy. He has accurately predicted the exact time that he would run. And you might be like, yeah, okay. He's not only done that, he's done it whilst breaking a 30-year-old record. So it's not like he could just say, I'm going to run this time and then go and do it.

He also had to run the best time that anybody in his country has run in the last 30 years. So his name is Zarnel Hughes and over the weekend he broke the national 200 metre record. Oh, okay. Interesting. First time anyone has broken that record for 30 years. Where, what

country did you say? Great Britain. In Great Britain, right? He's made the news because on Sunday morning before the race, he wrote down that he was going to run 19.73 seconds. 19.73 seconds. That's the time that he wanted to run. Okay.

Zarnal ran 19.73 seconds. Exactly. Exactly. What was his PB? I have no idea. Because, I mean, if his PB is like around that. No one's PB is down to a tenth of a second, though. You're not like exactly there.

What do you mean? This 0.73 part, that's insane. Like 19.73? Yeah, people's PBs are. Yeah, but also this is a record. He broke the record. So he's never run this time before in his life. What was the record? I don't know that either.

I'll stop asking questions. I just don't believe that you're not impressed by that part. I can't believe that you're not impressed by the idea of somebody going, I'm going to go out there, this is the exact time that I'm going to run, and then they run it. Yeah, like it is impressive. Like if it was down to the

like, what is it? The mic, what is it? Millisecond, and then what's the next one? The micro. Microsecond. Right, okay. If that doesn't impress you, a month ago, he beat the 100 metre record.

Okay. And he did the exact same thing. He wrote down, I'm going to run 9.83 seconds. Okay, that's creepy. And he ran 9.83 seconds. Because once is a coincidence. Like if he's done it once, but now that you've told me he's done it with the 100 metres as well.

I'm probably more impressed that he broke the record though. That's pretty amazing. 30 year record. He broke Linford Christie's record in the 100 metre. He can either, this man can either see the future in which case get a lot of numbers off him, or he can either, this man can either see the future, in which case get a lot of numbers off him,

or he can say, he can run exactly the time that he says. So he can visualise a time and he can go out and do that. And if it's the latter, if it's the second one, why didn't he say a faster time? You know, why didn't he say a world record time? Yeah. If he can run exactly how fast he wants to. Or he just says exactly how much he's going to run the time every time he races, so he's

bound to get one right here and there. True. Yeah, it's a process of elimination. He's like, if I do this every time, I'm bound to get one right. Either way, his name's Zarnel Hughes and put him in prison, man.