ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th July 2025

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

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ZM's Brian Clint. Subscribey! Make some noise! For the original! Saddam's Bre and Clint! Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bre and Clint show on a Friday afternoon. Not any Friday Clint, not any Friday. The Friday. D-Day. Yeah. D-Day to see if we can come through with the challenge set from Ross Boss. Anyone who's following along with the likes on our Instagram, they're public, you can see them,

so you may be aware that we may have quite possibly achieved that goal, but there's still the small job of getting Lekka Halasema on the show to endorse our idea which is us and you guys going to the NRL Grand Final on Ross Boss's credit card. The most wanted man from the Warriors at the moment after his dying seconds try last weekend. Technically we've got four hours to get this done. We have Ross Boss scheduled into the show at 5.30. It would be great to have a message from LECA before then if any of the Warriors staff or players are listening at the moment. Please come on please. Come on. Our DMs are open. Our DMs are always open. A video will do. Just a little video of going. We don't mind what it is. We'll take anything. Anyway stick with us.

We'll keep you updated as we go with that. First though a round of Trady vs Lady to kick off our Friday afternoon. Play Zed M's Brian Clint. Time for a round of Trady vs Lady. It's Trady vs Lady. Here we go welcome the men Trady vs Lady last game of the week the Trady's on 56 the ladies The lady versus lady, last game of the week. The tradies on 56, the ladies are starting to edge ahead. They're on 60. Her lady's in the tron, she's 32, and she was an only child for 20 years. Welcome to the show, Karma. Hi Karma.

How did this come about? So my dad got married and then had another child. So you have a sibling 20 years younger than you? That's correct. You're in charge. You're in charge at all times. 100%. Anytime dad goes out you're in charge Karma. You're taking on, even though you're 32, you're taking on our tradie today from Parmy the 30 and he wants to do a shout out. Well you come to the right place Todd, welcome to the show. G'day Todd. How's it going? Very well, here we go, National Radio shout out. Who's it for? Bradley and Chester in the Mahi, hopefully. Hopefully. I like how it's a shout out but it's also a bit of a shade shout out.

Hopefully they're doing the muh-hee. Alright, well done guys. Here's how it works. Todd, your buzzer is tradie karma, your buzzer is lady. First to get three correct will take home the 50 bucks and the win. Good luck guys. Here we go, question number one. Charlie XCX recently married a band member from which band?

Was it the Arctic Monkeys, the 1975 or My Chemical Romance? Trady. Yes, Todd. My Chemical Romance. Worth a guess, but no, Karma? The first one. The first one. The Arctic Monkeys is also incorrect.

It was the 1975. That's all right. We move on to question number two. Name two of the seven wonders of the world. Name one. No, nothing. Have a guess. Trady.

Yeah, Todd. No, I don't know. Wow. We were looking for the Great Wall of China, Petra, Christ the Redeemer, Machu Picchu, Chichen Itza. Chichen Itza, yeah. The Colosseum or the Taj Mahal.

Any of those we would have accepted. Always go with the Great Wall of China. Great Wall of China. Always go with the Great Wall of China. Great Wall of China. Always go with the Great Wall of China. But then it gets confusing, like Stonehenge isn't included in there. No, it's not, no. The Pyramids.

No, yeah. You know, so it can get confusing. Okay, no points there. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I'm going to say Karma just got in there. I agree. Now I'm gonna question myself. Go with your gut. I actually don't know. No! Todd you want to steal it? The My Chemical Romance? No! Double My Chemical Romance in the show today. No, that was Fallout Boy, guys.

Fallout Boy. No points there. We move on to question number four. This is going good. Who are the Warriors playing this weekend? Is it the Broncos, the Titans or the Storm? Trady. Todd.

Yes. He knew that one straight away. Up the was. Here we go. The one to the tradies. Question number five. What sport does Liam Lawson compete in? Tradie.

Todd. Formula one. Formula one. Formula one. He's away and flying now. Question number six. In what year did the Barbie movie starring Margot Robbie come out? Tradie.

Todd, for the win. 2023. Well done. Todd for the win. 2023. Well done. He's got it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, We have to get on to Todd's specialist category,

which is motorsport, rugby league and Barbie dolls. Yeah. You know, he's just waiting for us to get into his category. He's got an array of things. Karma, tough luck. Todd, 50 bucks coming your way and a win for the tradies. Well done. Well done.

Sweet, cheers guys. Sweet ass. Zed M's Bree and Clint podcast. Did you know cats can have asthma? Yes, because you told me at lunch, but before that, no. Neither. I've been Googling cats with asthma and looking at them using their, they use one of those

spacer things that you use for kids with an inhaler. Adults use them too. Did they? Yeah. I've had to, when my asthma is real bad, I have to use a spacer. Don't, don't make fun of me. Do you? It's true.

Like a child? As a child and as an adult. Wow, okay. Because you get more of the drug. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it obviously sits in that tube. Yeah, yeah. I used to have to use a nebulizer when I was a kid. My dad spent a lot of time with a nebulizer.

Yeah. You know what solved my dad's asthma? What? He went on a CPAP machine and he reckons he doesn't have asthma anymore. He's had asthma his whole life. Like, he's had asthma for the last 40 50 years He's gone on a CPAP machine. Here. Can see doesn't have asthma anymore. That's wild. It's wild

Yeah, interesting. Mm-hmm Back to cats with asthma. Yes, sorry. Sorry to distract. No, that's okay It's only because I saw this woman in this video where she was cat sitting her friend's cat. And part of the duties to cat sit this cat was that she had to give the cat its asthma inhaler. We've got some audio of her treating the cat's asthma.

Back again with more cat inhaler chronicles. This is Tallulah, she is not my cat, she is my friend's cat, and we're gonna just put it over her face. All right, come on, it's okay. Three, four, oh man, come on, two more. One more big one, come on. Okay, that's good enough.

Wow, my cat would hate that. The cat was hating it. The cat was like bashing it away. It was like, get this that's good enough. Wow, my cat would hate that. The cat was hating it. The cat was like bashing it away. It was like, get this out of my face. We really are at the point where we're playing God now. Darwin coined the term natural selection and some animals were meant to die off, you know? So that the herd could grow stronger.

But here we are, propping up the gene pool of cats with asthma by giving them inhalers. We could say the same thing about humans. Yes we can. You know? Yes we can, but I chose not to because I didn't want to be that controversial. But you could. But you know what? Our pets are our children and if they're in pain and if they have an

issue then we need to help them. Oh don't get me wrong, you know I spent a long time paying $350 a bottle for antibiotics for my cat. And the cat never really got better. No we just dragged that cat out. Yeah. She's gone now. I mean I... Poor investment.

Poor cat. Poor Ziggy. If you're listening, Zig, no, RIP. RIP. It's like I did, there's been a couple of times that I've questioned what I was doing and where I was at in my life.

And one of the times I did question it was when my dog Whitney Houston, when she had her, when she got spayed, she had a phantom pregnancy after being spayed, which apparently is super rare. Like the vet had never even seen a dog with it before, but had read about it in veterinarian books. And the vet was like, oh, you know what you could do and what women do when, because her nipples were so full and so swollen full of milk.

Because she thought she was having a baby. Yeah, because she thought she had puppies, but she didn't. So we had bought a couple of cabbages and every night we'd lay her down and we'd get these cabbage leaves that had been in the fridge and we'd put them all across her nipples. Just like you do for mums. Yeah and it would draw the milk out of my dog's swollen nipples.

Which is extra strange for you coming from a farming background. Farming people don't do this. They go well that animal needs to go and the kind thing to do is to help it go. But we don't do that. We don't do that. Yeah. We give our cats inhalers. Yes, producer Ella, what have you been doing to your animals? Well, I'm fostering kittens at the moment, and I've noticed one of them has like a sore tummy. Okay.

And so... How do you know? Well, it's like you pick her up, comparing with the other cats, instantly heavier and just like quite a tight tummy, like it's quite a big puku. You think she's constipated? Well, that's what I think now because it is worms. But now I've been told to rub her belly like a baby five to six times in the day. To get her bowels moving. Yeah.

Wow. And I bet you're doing it. Someone's texted in, Embree and they said, my dog had a phantom pregnancy too. We ended up adopting a kitten who lovingly tried to nurse off the dog who thought it was pregnant. Oh, that makes me so sad. We want to know on 0800.com

what's the weird thing that you're doing for your animal. Yeah, like what's the lengths you're going for? Where you know that you've had the thought where you're, like what's the lengths you're going for where you know that you've had the thought where you're like, what is life? What am I doing? But you're doing it anyway because you love them and they're your pets, but you're going that extra mile.

And not your run of the mill milking the anal gland stuff. No, we're all doing that. We know that's out there, we know that's out there. We're all doing those things. We're not doing that today, we're looking for other things. Like did you get your dog braces? That is Franklin. Are you doing completely unhinged things for your animals?

We all are. What are these things? Are human things? Well you sort of think of them as human things don't they? Don't you? You do. It came from a conversation about cats with asthma that need inhalers. We didn't realize that cats and turns out a lot of people in the text machine saying

that dogs also can get asthma and horses? Imagine the size of the inhaler for the horse. Imagine how many puffs of the inhaler the horse needs. The vental and puffer would be enormous. It's like give me more. How do you know your horse has asthma? The vental and puffer would be enormous. It's like, give me more. How do you know your horse has asthma? Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily.

Hi. What was the above and beyond behaviour you were doing for your pet? So my mum and dad have a spring of sphagnol called Ollie. Okay. Ollie had knee dysplasia. Ollie has knee dysplasia. Ollie has knee dysplasia. Back when soundkeeper Ella was the sound keeper, he had his $10,000 surgery. He still attends acupuncture and physio once a week. Oh my god. Did you, Emily, did you win the secret sound and spend it on your dog's knee

treatment? Oh you tried to. I tried to win, pay for Ollie's knee. That's why I remember it was that year, because I remember trying to win so we could pay for your dog's knee surgery. Are you saying he has acupuncture? He has acupuncture once a week still to this day. Once a week, yep. And then he also, it's cause he's like bloated and stuff. We have to fart him like a baby. You know, they post this. You gotta run his legs. You guys are unhinged. Yeah.

He, I'll tell you, my parents really love their dog. He is the only dog they have ever paid for and by far has been the most expensive. Question. Where are you getting the dog acupuncture done at? There's a lady in Canterbury. I can't remember the name of the place, but he's the only one in New Zealand that does it.

Probably also has the dog chiropractor in the same building. I'd be asking them to fart my dog as well. I'd be like, can you, if I pay you an extra bucks, I just don't want to do any more dog farts. Want the full service. Wow, lucky Ollie. A lot of people texting through saying that their animal is a diabetic.

Someone said, my brother's cat has diabetes and he has to inject her twice a day the cat is old as just let it die and get a dog they said hey guys my four-year-old dog has hay fever tablets every day because he's allergic to grass they wrote god damn grass my dogs are allergic to grass a lot of Auckland dogs are allergic to grass too. A lot of Auckland dogs are allergic to grass. But actually, yeah, it depends. Certain times of the year, eh? My friend's horse is on Ventolin.

Someone else said, my dog, oh, this one's wild. My dog has her own bedroom in our house and I also moisturize her pores to see if I could make them smooth and they are now the smoothest pores I've ever felt. Oh my god! Alice is here, hi Alice. Hi Alice. Hi.

What are you doing for the animal Alice? Well mine isn't as unhinged as Emily's but we also give our dogs hay fever tablets every morning. Yeah, and does it work Alice, you reckon? Oh, 100%. I would definitely do that for my dog if it helped my dog. For the stuff we're hearing Alice, that's real entry level stuff. Yeah, that's like real normal. Yeah, it seems more normal. I thought it wasn't, but it seems more normal.

Nah, I think you should take that one to the bank if that that's all it is, I think you got off lightly, Alice. I know, compared to Emily. Hey, Alice. I got the acupuncture. Yeah, once a week. That's wild. My mum's dog has diabetes. It gets an injection twice a day as well.

We had to buy a glucose monitor made for people to make sure the dog was right. And I have to check its sugar levels at the start and end of every day through my phone. Wow. That's crazy. What about this one? My cat is on the same anti-anxiety medication. Oh my friend's cat is on the same anti-anxiety medication that she's on and then they write a cat. My friend, her dog gets very stressed when there's fireworks and got prescribed some... Yeah that makes sense, the dog that's anxious every day. Yeah but listen to this, so the anti, the anxiety medication that my friend's dog got prescribed, my friend takes it sometimes.

Not recommended by us. Not recommended by us or a doctor. I have a friend who got a dog to help with their anxiety. Yes. And the dog they got also has anxiety. Jonathan's here. Hi Jonathan. Hi Jonathan. Afternoon, how are you going?

Good thanks. What are you doing for the pet, Jonathan? So we've got pigeons, they're fancy pigeons, they're two female pigeons. We affectionately refer to them as Lesbians or Lesby hens. Lesby hens, yeah that's cute. Because they're a mated pair, they think they need to reproduce, so they mate and as a result of mating they both lay eggs. Now they're not the best parents in the world and they're not very good at

looking after their eggs. So unless we want to deal with eggy mess all over their birdcage when we get home from work, we have to swap those eggs out with fake eggs. So we have a collection of fake plastic eggs that look and feel the same as pigeon eggs but they're made as plastic. And then when the pigeon's not looking we have to very quickly reach into the cage, take the real eggs out and then put the pre-warmed plastic eggs in. Pre-warmed? Yeah you've got to warm them up otherwise they won't sit on them and they'll grieve the loss of

their baby eggs. So we warm the eggs up and put them in. They will sit on those eggs for anywhere between sort of a week to up to three weeks. And then they'll eventually think, oh, they're not gonna hatch. They'll give up. They'll abandon the eggs. We take the eggs out. They will mate again.

And then the entire process repeats. And we go through this once every sort of three to six weeks, there'll be a new bunch of eggs that we have to replace with plastic eggs before they get broken. So the birds don't get sad and they've got something to sit on. Wow. You win Jonathan, you win. You really know how to look after your birds Jonathan.

That's wild. But so sweet, like hearing you talk about how much care you put into it, like you must really care about them. We don't want them to be sad. We rescued these pigeons. If we didn't take these pigeons they'd otherwise be dead. So we feel like we've got a duty of care. What we didn't realise is that when you put two female pigeons together one of them will put on the male hat and start behaving like the male even though it doesn't have the anatomy. Fascinating. So one of them assumes the role of the hen and then the other one has the role of the cock. That's amazing. Of the c-word. Oh there it is yeah. Wow, I thought you were being inappropriate

with the lesbian hens thing at the start but no you're absolutely anatomically, sexually, pigeonly correct Jonathan. Thank you for sharing. That's information I never expected to learn. There you go, you've learned something today. Yes, thank you Jonathan. God, and mate, there's so many more unhinged ones on the text machine, like people buying their dogs a cot so it can sleep in a cot next to the bed. There's ones that are spending a lot of money on medication for a dog that has epilepsy, $80 a week. Wow There's a lot of diabetes ones. This one might be one of the most unhinged This will be the last one my dogs recently had a ligament surgery on her leg She now has her own massage gun She sits on the couch like a queen and she gets massaged as often as she likes

You do it though. If you love your dog Wow I probably would do it Zane Ames Brian Clint story in the news today about an Argentine man who has been captured naked by the Google Street View camera. He was in his yard and he took Google to court. It's like the Coldplay CEO thing, isn't? It's like is that a private situation? Is he allowed to be naked in his own front yard without the risk of it being all over the internet? So here are the details right so he's a policeman. Okay. He should know better. He has sought payment from Google for the harm to his dignity, arguing that he was behind a two-meter wall

when a Google camera captured him in the buff from behind in a small town in Argentina. This was back in 2017. His house number and street name were also obviously captured on the Google Street View camera and there was a TV broadcast that actually covered the story. Right that's what it is. So that's what he really was upset about. It was obviously in his small town. I reckon there's thousands of nudes on Google Street View that people have

never found. Of course. And people don't even know that they're nude on there. But if a TV station was like, look at this guy, that's a bit different. Yeah, he's saying that because of that and then because the TV channel covered it, that he was exposed to ridicule at work and among his neighbours. Yeah, yeah. I wonder, I think it was a bum shot. Okay, I think he brown on Google Street View Well, maybe you had that he had the foresight to turn at the last minute

Yeah, saw the camera coming is like smart. Give him the bum. Yeah, remember when we did that story about how a murder got sold From Google Street View camera. There's footage, there's images on Google Street View of this guy loading a body into the back of a car. Yeah. Crazy. That story was wild. Imagine thinking you're gonna get away with this murder and then the Google Street View car goes past.

My Nan, rest in peace, is on Google Street View, outside her house. That's right. If you go to her address and then you go back, cause you can go back in Google Street View, you can go to the previous ones. Isn't she flipping the bird to the Google Street camera? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, good old Nan. She's checking the mailbox. Yeah, just whacking the bird up. No, she's not whacking the bird up. No, it's a double bird, isn't it? She's just checking the mail. Double birding him. She's got her nungers out.

She's like, just get this. She wasn't wearing a bra. But that wasn't unusual for Nan. No. Good old Nan. Not ideal for people to see you naked when you don't really want them to see you naked. No, not far from ideal. Yeah.

You know, I feel like, especially for people who aren't naked people, like you and I aren't naked people. So for me, having someone who I don't want them to see me naked. The totally. See me naked is very confronting for me. But this guy too, it's on involuntary nudes. Like if my nudes were ever gonna come out,

I would want to be able to, I would wanna be very particular about the picture that got chosen. Totally. His was just a drive by fly by photo. And was seen by thousands and thousands including probably everyone in his small town because you know in that small town that would have been the biggest news of the week. And once it's on the internet it's there forever. Yeah. So it's done. We want to know who saw you nude? Not ideal the person who saw you

nude not the intended person you wanted to show you bits and pieces to. It was an accident. Yeah. And you wish it didn't happen, but it did. But it did. Maybe it brought you guys closer together. Yeah. Maybe it sparked something inside both of you that you didn't know was there. If you could think about right now the last person you would want to see you nude, who would it be? I was going to say mother-in-law. But... Your father-in-law, I feel like you'd be pretty devastated.

But it actually doesn't fill me with dread either of those. Oh, you went into it. So I'm trying to think of... You kind of went into it. Who it could be. Probably you guys. Oh, I'd be pretty bad. Cause I have to see you every day.

I have to see you afterwards every day. It makes me feel even weird just thinking about it. Look, Claudia hates it. I can't look. I don't know if I'd recover from it. Imagine if we all had to be nude. What would you rather, what would you rather, I don't know if I'd recover from it. Imagine if we all had to be nude. Yeah. What would you rather, what would you rather, all of us see you nude?

Or you see all of us nude? I'm sorry guys but I'm keeping my clothes on. I'm not taking this one for the team. Oh $800 a day more, text 9 6 9 6. Who was the non-ideal person who saw you butt naked? That is Brian Clint's podcast. Who saw you nude? And you really wish that they didn't, but they did.

Man, there's some funny messages coming in. So good. Someone said, when I was in labour, the nurse left the door open to the delivery room and I was directly across from my bed and I was a directly across from my bed and it was a directly across from my bed and the room was straight down the hallway to the visiting room and it was visiting hours and everyone in the room got a good view of all of my bits. Needless to say I gave the nurse a real

earful when she came back. I bet, I bet you did. Someone said I'm a hairdresser and was showing a client her photos. I flipped too far through my photos and she saw a great boob picture of mine. Well as long as it was a good one. Yeah. She's like and here's me with a bob. And there's mine. And here's me with a fringe. And's my Tata's. Here's my left boob and here's my cat. Daniel's here. Hi Daniel. Hi Daniel. How are we? Tell us Daniel who saw you nude and you really wish they didn't? I'd like to say first long-time listener, first timetime caller. Oh, wait a second! First-time caller for the absolute segment

the call up first time, I'll tell you that. I'll say, we're excited for this story Daniel, who saw your nude? Uh, so it was actually my gran, Nana. Um, this was probably about 8 years ago. I'm now 32, married with 2 kids

but um single, decided to have a shower one day with the toilet, bathroom door unlocked. Didn't actually have a lock on at the time, so decided to risk it and did a bit of dirty business on my own and she walked in and yeah, caught me full stock there with me hand down wait wait wait Daniel wait so it wasn't just you nude you you really just skimmed over that nude and doing a bit more yeah your grandma your grandma yeah is grandma is grandma still with us she's still with us? She's still with us and we haven't spoken about it since.

Ever. Did you talk about it immediately after? That's worst nightmare. No. What did you say? I didn't say anything. That's worst case. She came in and said, oh sorry and looked out and that was about it.

We haven't said anything. We've just got on with our lives. I have to ask this question. I have to ask and I apologize in advance. Did you finish? Go ahead. Go ahead. Did you finish? Yeah, I did. That's all we've got time for. We're from Daniel. Thank you, Daniel. Out the gate.

Now that shows stamina. That's a challenging one. Daniel, he's a special man. Well, at least you know Nan's not coming back in. No. She's not coming back in. Ever. Now you know you're safe.

Ever. Jimmy, welcome to the show. Hi Jimmy. How you guys? How you going? Is yours mildly more family friendly than that one? Oh yeah, yeah I'd say a little one. Who saw you nude Jimmy? So it wasn't too ideal. It was a Sunday morning. We had a couple of biwas the night before so we were a bit hungover. We were doing a bit of a rapid fence repair down in the paddock, realised we needed to go to Bunnings, head to Bunnings or whatever. I'm in my overalls, I've got a shirt under. I'm lacking the old pants and underpants unfortunately. Walking around Bunnings or whatever, I'm getting a couple weird looks. Full boiler suit or dungaree ovaries overalls

no no real real overalls okay so we're walking around get to the check out and my mates just piss in his pants I'm like what's going on I looked down my zip on my overalls all the way down me old fellas out Oh! I'm gonna check out. Yeah, just not ideal. It was a sausage sizzlet Bunnings. Yeah, they're all wrong Bunnings snacks, something like that, eh. Oh no! Lois Price's are just the beginning. Oh my god.

Jimmy will beat it by 10%. Yeah. If you think your fly is down, Jimmy will beat it by 15%. Oh my god, Jimmy. Thanks, Jimmy. Poor Jimmy. Text messages. How does he not feel it? How does he not feel it?

He said they had a few bee-wars the night before. Yeah, Ryan. Oh, jeez. Text messages. I live close to an Air Force base and in the summer I tend to sunbathe nude because I don't like tan lines and I've had a few flybys when I'm out on the back deck. There's always low-flying Air Force flybys done around my house on repeat. Oh yeah that'll do it. What about this? I don't know if this counts but my

partner's stepmum slept walked naked in on us in the middle of the night and tried to get into the bed with us. She woke up screaming and ripped the duvet off and ran out. No. Imagine, imagine all of a sudden your step mum comes in. Nude. Sleepwalking. Sleepwalking. Screaming.

And then next minute you're motorboating her. That's an awkward bowl of Sultana brand the next morning, isn't it? I sent a nude to my colleague. I was slash am his team leader in a small school. It was not meant for him at all obviously. We'd been working together for five years. His response was, so that's what you look like under your teacher's clothes. What else is he meant to say? You sent him a nude. He said nothing. Well he would have thought it You sent him a note. He said nothing!

Well he would have thought it was for him. You reckon? I don't know. I... oh jeez, that's an awkward one. Not me but my boss was showering at the office after the gym. Accidentally left the door unlocked. A staff member walked into her butt naked, drying herself. Oh no. These are good. I was living with a friend at the time and her stepdad walked in on me showering.

He shut the door extremely quickly. I don't know how much he saw but holy moly it was embarrassing. Oh God. Someone said it was my leaving dinner at work and I got drunk and passed out and I passed around my 2020 pre-baby nudes around the table to all my co-workers. That's anxiety the next day. That's not drinking for at least a year. That's texting your friend and go, was I okay last night?

And they're like, yeah, yeah, you were fine. Was I fine? Yeah, you were, you were totally fine. Did I pass around my 2020 pre baby nodes to the entire office? You sure did. You sure did. But you were fun. Everyone thought you were fun. Linda from accounts, especially loved them. It's okay. You've resigned anyway. The ZM Podcast Network. We were talking before about who saw you naked. Unfortunately, Yeah, you've resigned anyway. Ha ha ha ha!

We were talking before about Who Saw You Naked, unfortunately. Someone texted and said, My father-in-law has a really bad habit of opening doors without knocking. He walked in just as I'd taken my bra off. Oh no! He knocks now. We call it a post-knocker's knocking. Ha ha ha ha! Part of me wonders if he knew what he was doing but I'm sure he didn't. I'm sure he didn't. He couldn't time it that well you know. Yeah I feel like considering

he now knocks. Yeah he's learnt. Yeah I feel like it wasn't on purpose. As long as it's not one of those parent knocks where he's like hello I'm coming in and they just come straight in. Yeah, or they knock as they're opening the door. As they're opening the door, yeah. Oh. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second. This is the One Second Song Challenge, where Bri and I go head to head guessing songs

as quickly as possible. And if you join the winning team today, you'll win 50k of sea chicken dollars. Anastasia, you're on my team girl. Hello thank you. Let's win you this KFC we'll do our best okay. Yeah sounds good. Miller it's you and I taking them on you ready for this? Yeah. Yeah keen for some free KFC? Yeah. Okay we're gonna do this thing Claudia's in charge hi Claudia. Hello there. So you're right this is the one second song challenge. We're working in teams. First team to three points is

gonna win. I'm gonna start a song from the beginning. Just buzz in with your name if you know it. I need the artist and the name of the song. There's always a theme and since this week our entire goal, everything we've been working towards, is getting 50,000 likes on our Instagram post to get you guys to the NRL Grand Final We've been chasing that number. So I'm gonna make us look at some other numbers this week So all of these songs have numbers Okay, so Bri and Clint you guys are gonna go first like I said first team to three points takes home the win Are we ready? Ready to go? Here's your first one Bri Points takes home the win. Are we ready? Ready to go. Ready. Here's your first one. Bre.

Bre. So confident. I know this one by the way. Oh, you've got to say it then. Olivia Rodrigo. Four. No. Olivia Rodrigo, good for you.

Yes it is! Oh! Oh! Oh! I got the number! It's so good. Oh! Was that my Earths name? Was that a random number that you threw out? Four.

It was. It was. Milla, we're off to a good start here. We're far from done, but it's a good start. It was top-notch. Okay. Okay, Anastasia and Milla, buzz them with to a good start here. We're far from done, but it's a good start. It was tight, but we're cool. Okay, Anastasia and Milla, buzz them with your name. If you know it, here's your song. Anastasia.

Anastasia. Momo number five. Bye. Do you know who is bye? Santana? Oh. No. Milla, you can steal it if you know the artist's name.

Um... Can I help Anastasia? If Milla can't get it, can I help Anastasia? Yeah, I'll let you help. Can I help Milla? Um... No, I don't know, sorry. Brie?

Lou Bager. Sure is. Lou Bager. A little bit of Monica, thank you. A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita, that's all I need. Lou Bager, sure is. Lou Bager. Thank you. Anastasia got the most important part, which was the number. Controversial point, but we go level, we go level. Yeah, we go level.

Back to you, Bree and Clint. Clint. Clint. Dolly Parton, 9 to 5. Sure is. Yeah! That was your one. I know.

We're up to the back. Miller's going off over there. Anastasia, you save us here. You can do it. I'm trying. You got this. You can close it out here, Miller. If you can steal this point, you win, okay?

Okay. Miller and Anastasia, this point, you win, okay? Okay! Okay. Mila and Anastasia, this is for you. Anastasia, Mila. Anastasia. It's Ariana Grande. It's got a number in it. It's got a number in it.

Steven Rings. She's got it. She's got it. Anastasia! It's OK, Millar, we'll just go to tie break. Yeah! Yeah. G-Sex. Just got it.

That's it. That's it. You want it. I got it. Oh my god. Enjoying that, Bri. Yeah. Come on, Bri!

Millar, you're going to have to help out here too. Yeah, everyone can be in on this. And Anastasia, you you're gonna have to help out here too. Yeah everyone can be in on this. And Anastasia you're gonna have to help out because you're the only one that's done anything for our team. That's okay, that's fine. You got this, you got this. Okay good luck everyone, here's your final song. Clint.

Clint! Lucas Graham's Seven Years. It is. Aaaaaah! Lucas Graham's seven years. It is. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ Yay! Claudia, can we find Anastasia something because she worked really hard and I let the team down. Anastasia, we got you. We got you, girl. Thank you so much.

You're welcome. Mella, have you already started drinking for the weekend? No, might start though. Might start. Thanks for playing guys, you were great. Great energy. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. We've got a bet running with our boss at the moment that would see us go to the NRL Grand

Final on his credit card. You and me plus two listeners of the Bree and Clint show if we can achieve this. If you can get a warrior endorsing on the radio. Yeah. Who scored that try? Lekha Halasema. Oh my god that's my favourite player. And you get 50,000 likes in the radio. Yeah. Who scored that try? Lekker Halasema. Oh my god, that's my favourite player. And you get 50,000 likes in a week.

Yes. We're on the last day of the week. We don't have Lekker yet, but we've got very strong leads. We've got a good lead. We've got a like from him on the post. But the thing is, is that we need his endorsement by 5.30. Yes. So time is running out. Is it 5.30 now? I thought we had until 7. Well we're talking to, well I guess we do, but we're

talking to Ross at like 5.40 on the show today. So couldn't it be nice to put a bow on it? I was quite cocky on Wednesday. I was like we are gonna piss in. We felt good. We're gonna do it so easily. And now we're here at the 11th hour and we don't have lecker. But we, I do have good news in the likes department. We do have great news in the likes department. I've just refreshed the post on our Instagram and Bree we've achieved 51,114 likes on our post. So that, that in itself is a win. The people have come through for us on this one. They've really done us proud. I was really a little bit worried towards the end.

It's a big number. It's a huge number. And obviously all 51,000 people that like the post. If we do obviously get like a Hallesima on the show, we'll be in the draw to come with us. So if you liked it, you have a one in 51,000 chance to come into the NRL Grand Final. Not the best odds but better than the lotto. If you've got a burner account like our producer Claudia and you liked it twice you have a is that a two in fifty one thousand chance or is it a one in twenty five thousand five hundred chance?

One in the same right? It's the same same isn't it? Yeah. You've got a one in twenty five thousand chance. I can't wait to go I'll see you there. Yeah. Claudia's like what sport are we watching? So right. Anyway, mission one complete. Hey, it's one hurdle down and we need to celebrate the wins. You've got to celebrate the wins. 51,000 likes is a huge win, so thank you very much. And just for people listening, like some, I'm not going to name names, but other radio

shows when they do things like this, they have all this stuff pre-planned. We've never planned anything in our life. That's not how our radio show works. When we say that this is what we're trying to do, it's genuine and as we're telling you, like we've got a good lead, and like we're trying to do all this on the fly.

Totally, it's exactly right. You know, and I like it like that because it's... Every chance this doesn't come off. Yeah, just like when we flew all the way to LA to try and find Channing Tatum and we never found him. Exactly right. Hey, it's about the journey, not the destination. It's always about the journey.

Yeah, although it would be good to actually get to the destination this time, which is the NRL Grand Finals. Yeah, the destination's pretty good. Yeah, it would be good to actually get to the destination this time which is the NRL Grand Finals. Yeah the destination's pretty good. It's ZM's Briant Clint podcast. And we're gonna do Somba today for Friday Oakey. Ladies and gentlemen, Briant Clint's Friday Oakey. Somba's here in December. Where is he playing? Auckland Town Hall. Oh yes. Sold out.

Is it sold out? I think it's sold out. Anyway, you'll figure it out. Today for Fridayoke, our karaoke segment where we've each spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer who's really pushed us to our limits harmonies wise today we're taking on Sombas back to friends Sam I think who is the audio engineer he's so good at what he does and I think he sometimes forgets that we are not no we are not. No, we are not professional singers. Yeah, and he pushes us to our limits. We don't have the air.

No. But we've both done it. And if you've never tuned in for Friday Oakey before, this is what's gonna happen. You're gonna hear my version, just a short one, not the whole thing, just a little bit. Then you're gonna hear Bree's one, just a short one, just a little bit, not the whole thing.

And then you are gonna call 0800DIALZM and tell us who the winner of Friday Okie is this week. You get to decide. Feedback on the text machine is always welcome. 9696. Because I put it forward as a song this week, I'll go first. Okay.

And then you'll go. Feel like this is gonna be right in your pocket. I don't know. Here's your harmony. Not bad. Here's Masamba. That makes me weak Kicking off the covers I see the ceiling while you're looking down at me How can we go back to being friends When we just share a bed? When we just share a bed

How can you look at me and pretend I'm someone you never met? I feel like... I quite liked it. I feel like it wanted to be good. I thought it was there. Like it was just trying really hard to be good. Like it was... It got right to the edge of being good. I think it was there. Like it was just trying really hard to be good. Like it was, it got right to the edge of being good. I think it was there.

I think there were some really good parts. What do you guys think, producers? No, the harmonies were good. The harmonies were there. It was really good. Yeah, you did good. I wanted to be good. Elle is real quiet.

Elle's like, yeah, it was really good. No, it was good, it was. I thought you did well. It's tough. And I'm excited to see how you go with yours. I don't know what this is going to sound like. Don't laugh, Ella. Well, don't laugh yet.

Yeah, not yet. At least hear it first. Here's Breeze Somba for Friday Oki. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see the ceiling while you're looking down at me. How can we go back to being friends when we just shared a bed? I'm happy. I like it. I'm happy. I like it. For someone who is terrible at harmonies, I mean it was it was there. If you've listened to this segment over the last six or so years you've got to at least admit we've come some way. Surely we've gotten a little bit better. We have to have gotten a little bit better. Producers thoughts? I really like that Bre, I felt like I was there during a special time. Like it was an

emotional time for me. Yeah, yeah you connected. So you connected. There's passion in there. It was really beautiful. I'll take that. Someone's texted in with a review of mine and said Clint, constipation is normally Bree's thing. Yeah that is normally my thing. Someone else said Clint rocked, Bree just not there, sorry.

Okay well let's get the votes in. We need five people to pick the winner of our Somba Friday Oki this week. If you'd like to do it, and offer us your expert critique. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Friday Oki! We said before, surely, surely if you've listened to this from the start that we've improved. And someone's texted and they said, you guys are right. When you started this segment, were crap and now you are

slightly less crap I'll take that I'll take that too that's an improvement absolutely you just heard us do somber we did back to friends mine sounded like this when we just shared a bed. And Breeze sounded like this. How can we go back to being friends when we just shared a bed. I reckon we're right on par this week. I think yeah, I think it's pretty bloody even.

So let's see what the people think. We're going to start with Gavin. Hi, Gavin. G'day, Gavin. Yeah, Clint's one was a bit of a hammering. I think. We're gonna start with Gavin. Hi Gavin. G'day Gav. Yep, no. Clint's one was a bit of a harming and Clint just killed it and sorry, breathe, but yours wasn't there,

so I'm giving my vote to Clint. Straight to the chase. Wait, did you text in and now you're calling and to reiterate, Gav? No, I never text. Oh, okay. Fair enough, I hear. It's just a consensus maybe. Gav, we appreciate your feedback. Thank you, mate. Oh, okay. Fair enough, I hear. It's just a consensus maybe.

Gav, we appreciate your feedback. Thank you, mate. Thanks, Gav. Sorry, Zorgut. You have a great weekend. Let's go to Kendall on 0800 Dales at M. G'day, Kendall. Hi.

What are your thoughts this week, Kendall? Both of the harmonies were really good. For me, it was the overall like tuning getting the right key and I'm really sorry but that was Brie. Okay. I'll take it thanks Kendall. Very considered response from you Kendall. Yeah that was a lovely response. You have a lovely weekend. See you Kendall. Thank you you too. See ya Nicole's here g'day Nicole. Hi Nicole. Hi hi. What do you think, Nicole? Did we do somber justice? You actually did.

I agree with Kendall. Like you harmonised very well, but I am voting for you, Bree. Thank you, Nicole. Appreciate it. There you go, you're two-one-up. It's the first time anyone has ever told me that I harmonised well.

I still don't understand it. when we're in there. Neither. And he's talking us through it and he's like, well obviously there's one here, there's one here and there's one here. And I'm like, yeah, obviously. See I've always like throughout Friday Okie, I think you harmonize way better than me. Like I think you have a way more musical ear than me in terms of that. If I do, I'm bluffing it because I have no I have no idea what I'm listening for. Mila's here and she could give

Bri the win if she votes for Bri. It's 2-1 at the moment. Hi Mila. Hi Mila. Hi. What did you think about Friday Oakey performances? Um good. Oh we'll take that. For both were good or one was good and one was average? I think both of them were pretty good, but I'm voting for Clint. Thank you, Mila. Thank you, Mila. Have a good weekend. Someone's text in and said, guys, Kindle knows her shit. She did. She did.

She really did. We're at a tie break and Karen's here to separate us. Hi Karen. Hi Karen. Hi. Hi. How's your Friday going? Yeah, awesome. Yeah? That's good to hear Karen. You are the deciding vote. Can you feel the power? Yes, I can. Good. Do you usually listen to Fridayoke or is this your first time hearing it? Nah, I don't usually listen to it. Oh good, okay. Do you think we've improved over the years? Absolutely. Yeah. Hey, we'll take that Karen. She's like, it wasn't hard to improve. When you start at the bottom, you've got to go somewhere. Kazza, we appreciate your expert opinion and who are you going to give the win to this week in Friday okay? Sorry, but I like Clinton today. No worries Karen. Thank you Karen.

How can we go back to being friends when we just share a band? Yours was good this week. I'm quite happy with that. It was very good. Thank you for all your feedback which continues to come in on the text machine like this. Have you guys improved or has AutoTune improved? Excuse you. Hey, it might be a bit of both and I love this text as well. I'm just glad I'm not going to have PTSD this time when I hear the original song played. That's always a bonus.

That's a bonus. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday banger for your Friday. We take your birthday, figure out what was number one when you were 16 and that's your birthday banger. Leslie's up first. G'day Leslie, you saucy minx.

Hi guys, how you doing? Good mate. How's your day been? It's Friday. It's brilliant. I mean, it doesn't get better than a Friday afternoon. No, it doesn't. Can't beat it.

This time on a Friday too. This is where the whole weekend's in front of you. This is the prime time. Anything could happen. And by the whole weekend I mean track pants and TV. Hell yeah. Oh my god. The weekend is looking good.

No, no. The sun's out. We're going for a walk. Okay. Yeah, good idea Leslie. Good on you Leslie. In between my TV we're going for a walk. Okay. Yeah, good idea, Lesley. Good on you, Lesley. In between my TV, I'll go for a walk. Yep. And very, very, very long first time, long time listener, first time caller.

Yes, Lesley! Go Lesley, go Lesley, go Lesley, go Lesley. You might be the original Lesley by the sounds. Oh, shush. You might be Brian Clint fan ground zero. Could be, could be. Lesley, great to have you here. Give us your date of birth.

29, 11, 1968. Alright Lesley, that means you were 16 in 1984. And judging from your personality, I think this might match. Spot on for you Leslie, I reckon. You get wham and wake me up before you go go. You gotta be happy. Oh that's pretty good. Pretty damn good Leslie. Moving through it now. Nice okay wait there we're gonna do Olivia's birthday

banger hi Olivia. Hi Olivia. Olivia are you with us? Hello we've got her now. There she is Olivia what are you doing for the weekend? Oh, we've completely lost her. We'll go back to her. We'll just put her back to the producers. We'll come back. Charlotte's here. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hi, guys. What are you doing for your weekend, Charlotte? Oh, not a lot, which sounds kind of boring, but it's kind of nice.

That sounds like a lush weekend to me. I'm going to do nothing tonight and a lot tomorrow night. Same. Yeah. Same. Same, same. Hey Charlotte, what is your date of birth? 9th of May, 2002. All right, that means you were 16 in 2018. We've done our numbers, Charlotte, and here's your birthday banger.

This is America. Don't catch us lippin' now. Don't catch us lippin' now. Childish Gambino, This is America. This is America. Pretty out there song. What do you reckon Charlotte? Don't catch a slippin' now.

Not what I was expecting to this year. Nah. Yeah. But it's not bad one. He was huge in 2018 though. Okay wait there we'll do a birthday banger for Olivia if we can get hold of her. Are you there Olivia? I am sorry can you hear me now?

Yeah we got you now. Okay. Amazing. Okay Olivia all we need is your birthday. At the 21st of January, 96. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2012, Liv. And on that day in 2012, this was at the top. ["Dreams of a Starlight"] Jessie J and Domino It's a pretty good Friday jam I reckon

It's a pretty good Friday jam, absolutely As a bop from Jessie J Might be my favourite Jessie J song More than Price Tag? Yeah Definitely more banger Definitely more upbeat Better than Do It Like A Brother

Do It Like A Dude I do like Do It Like A Dude Okay, wait there. Better than, um, do it like a brother, do it like a dude. I do like, do it like a dude, yeah. Great song, I'm voting for Wham. I'm going with my girl Leslie, it's gotta be Wham! Leslie, you did it, you're a long time listener, first time caller, first time birthday banger winner! Woohoo! This one's for you Leslie, to say thank you. Thank you guys. For, to say thank you. Thank you, guys.

For sticking with us, Lesley. You have a great weekend from the year 1984. Here's a birthday banger on ZM. MUSIC PLAYS That is Franklin. An all-time banger for our friend Lesley. That's the winner of birthday banger today from Wham. Oh yeah, Leslie.

From the year 1984 but it's timeless really. It's a timeless classic. If you like your music doco's the Wham Netflix doco is really good if you haven't seen it. Yeah I really enjoyed it. It's basically the George Michael story, it's the Wham story but it's a lot of the George Michael story too. Yeah I learnt a lot about him. Yeah. Obviously, because it's documentary.

And the other guy. And the other one. Yeah. I didn't learn his name, but I learned a lot about him. Neither. But George Michael, I can tell you quite a lot about him. Great dude, the other guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Sort of saw that George was a superstar and kind of stepped aside and was like, off you go. Yeah. Old, what's his face? Um, Andrew, I think his name was. You know, I think it might be Andrew. If it is, I'm gonna lose it. Members of Wham.

Stop it! No freaking way! Andrew Ridgely. What are the chances? What are the freaking chances of that? Well you did watch the documentary. Yeah but like years ago I can't remember what I did yesterday. Oh that's creepy.

ZM's Brian Clint. We've had quite a singular focus this week on the Breanne Clint show and you might call it self-serving but it's not. We wanted to get a free trip to the NRL Grand Final just so we could take some lucky listeners with us. It wasn't even about us. It's a what? No it's never about us. Never ever about us. We are mere chaperones in this situation. Yeah we're just trying to facilitate someone else's dream. To make that happen and us not have to pay for it, our boss Ross Boss sent us this challenge. If you can get a warrior endorsing on the radio, who scored that try? Lekha Halasima.

Oh my god that's my favourite player. And you get 50,000 likes in a week, yes. It's already been revealed on this show that we've ticked off the 50,000 goal. Ross, did you hear that? We're over 51,000. That's done. Happened last night. It was like, it was really slow, but then it really ramped up again. Yeah, we got there.

We got there. You could say, much like the Warriors, we're timing our run to perfection. Yeah, I am going to go through every single like and analyze every single page. There's one that I just saw called Bubba and Bubba doesn't look like a real account. That's Tina from Turner's. No, no, no, no. Is that friend Bubba? No, this is Bubba from Alabama. The one missing piece of the puzzle is the endorsement from a warrior you asked for specifically the hero of last week, Lekha Halaseema to come through. He's new right?

He is new but- He's new, he's 19 years old. He's also the hot new thing and because of last weekend's game, you know, winning that game in the dying seconds, very difficult to get media time with this week. Hot property, yeah. And look, we've struggled. Yeah, it's been actually harder than getting the likes. The likes I've been quietly confident we would get.

I knew the people would come to our aid in terms of the likes. This afternoon Ross, we received a direct message from one El Hallesima. Hey guys, it's Demetri and Lekker here from the One New Zealand Warriors. Heard you guys need our help. It's our Ross boss who booked your guys' tickets

to the grand final. Woo! The only is that liquor Halicima, we also got Demetriq Vaimuanga, so that's two, two Warriors endorsements. AI. Ross can we get a Lash Gold to the Grand Final? Or can we get a Lekko? the grand final. Or can we get a leco? We've got it on video. We can send you the video. It's not AI, it's real. AI videos are really good these days. You can do anything. If we were doing AI, we would have got a message which was like, hey Ross, lick my balls. Lick my balls. Lick my balls. Surely you're proud of us. Surely deep down somewhere, somewhere you set us a goal. Give us a smile. It's like a KPI. We achieved our job. What I would like to say is as much as I come across as someone who hates you all, that is factual. But I'm very proud of what

you've done. Yeah! That's all we wanted. We didn't want to go to the grand final, we just wanted you to approve of us. We're going to the grand final baby! We're going to leave the likes open for the whole weekend. And next week we will pick someone from that group of likes to be the person that comes with us with one of their friends to the NRL grand final in October. Oh that's going to be a good trip. I hope the Warriors are there. Well October. That's gonna be a good trip. The Warriors are there. Well, I mean, that's the next hurdle. Maybe take a Warrior, if.

Take Lika. Yeah, we'll take Lika. Hey, hey, have the faith, Ross. Lika's gonna be there. Hey, if we can do this, the Warriors can make it to the Grand Final. I think it's a good omen. At Brian Clint, if you to get a last minute in

so you can come with us to Sydney in October, that is going to be such a good trip. Don't like the post at Bree and Clint right now to be in the draw. Their name's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree, do you buy many of your class A drugs on Facebook? No, I like to buy them over the counter. I like to buy them in a dark alley.

We're joking obviously but the Herald have done an investigation today into how many New Zealanders are buying and selling drugs on Facebook and not in like a hidden way, not in like a... Like in a plain sight way. So in one day they found 56 different ads for psychedelic mushrooms and they published the ads that they found. They're just pictures of bags of mushrooms and they're like, yeah, these are magic mushrooms. Are mushrooms real drugs? That's a great question.

Because they come from the earth. Are you allowed to sell mushrooms? I don't believe so. Like when I say are they real drugs, I'm thinking to me, mushrooms are like, they come from the earth. Yeah. But then you could say the same about weed. I do say the same about weed. Yeah right. Because it's a plant. But but in the context of selling it on Facebook. Yeah I mean yeah you definitely can't. You can't. You definitely can't just yeah buy and take mushrooms because it's illegal but did they find other types of drugs?

Like when we're talking about in the world of drugs, like cocaine, MDMA. They found magic mushrooms, they found weed, they found what appeared to be cocaine, MDMA, LSD, and ketamine. Wow, whoa! Yes, and the person wasn't even pretending they were a vet. How do horses even like type with their hooves?

Call me a virgin, but I didn't realize that. Virgin. Facebook, that that was a thing you did on Facebook. I thought if you wanted to buy drugs on the internet, you had to go on the dark web. Yeah, well, that's what it used to be, I guess. But now people are just like, yellow. Because I mean, there has been a real rise in Instagrams.

There has been a real rise in Instagrams. I have read about this where people are selling certain types of drugs through Instagram accounts. Yeah. Yeah, right. They also talked about the people who are buying them. Like if it's on Facebook, to buy it, you've also got to have a Facebook page. You'd want to burn a Facebook, wouldn't you? Totally. Because it's Facebook. That's part of your Facebook page. You'd want to burn a Facebook, wouldn't you? Totally, because it's Facebook. That's part of your Facebook page for life. Your whole identity, your name, your face, your details. In five years time, you're gonna get,

your Facebook memory today was you buying LSD off some guy in Hamilton on Facebook. It's wild. It is absolutely, it is literally, we always talk about on this show how Facebook marketplace is the wild wild west. It's the wild west.

And this is obviously just really putting a stamp on the fact that it is. I've always thought when you see like a person selling one Glassons t-shirt and they're selling it for $4, I'm like, what's the point of that? Well, I'm always like like this is not a real thing This is contact me about the glassens t-shirt and I'm selling. Oh I'm actually selling something dodgy. That's what I always thought but I don't know maybe it's not Claudia told us last week that she was on Facebook and someone was selling a half used palette of makeup a half used What do you call it Claudia? What's the name for it?

Uh, it wasn't eyeshadow palette and I was the one selling it. Claudia is selling a half used eyeshadow palette. Wait, how much were you selling it for? Five bucks. And it wasn't a drug thing. It was real makeup. That's, I mean, that's not bad. I also have some Glaston's t-shirts.

How much are they going for? Four dollars. It came up because someone in the office saw someone selling half a used lipstick on Facebook Marketplace. Oh no. Yeah that's weird but people buy it. Apparently it's makeup artists. You don't get to say it's weird half used palette of makeup girls. I didn't buy it okay.

The buyers are the weirdos. Yeah there's some stuff I just would never buy. Claudia if you need $5 can you just come to us next time? Hey can I borrow five bucks? Yes. Yay!