ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th June 2021

Episode Date: June 25, 2021

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Hello and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Sorry, I'm just getting in the mood for the Lion King. Yeah. It's on tomorrow night. How good, I'm so excited. Pumped. Have you been? Yeah.

Before? Yeah. You went like overseas somewhere. We're all very bougie with this. Because we've all seen it, but no one's seen it in New Zealand. I saw it in London. I mean, I'm not bougie, I saw it in London I mean I'm not bougie I saw it in Brisbane

But it's bougie when you live here It's still overseas Yeah Ben I saw it in Toronto Toronto Anastasia Paris

Yeah Oh Anastasia's the bougiest And she hates The Lion King Yeah Why would you go to The Lion King Musical Because it was My grandparents

As their I don't know It was their 50th wedding anniversary or something, they took a bus of our whole family to Paris. Paris. And what did you think?

Well, no, that was part of the deal. If you wanted to go to Disneyland, you had to go to the Lion King. Oh, you poor thing. It sounds like you were tortured as a child. Yeah, what a punishment. No, like,

it was horrible. We weren't allowed to opt out. How old were you? My family was going to the Sunshine Coast for a holiday You're going to bloody Paris I think it was year three We went to the Matata campground We went to the Karambin Wildlife Sanctuary

I went to the neighbours Sorry, this is sounding really ungrateful Yeah No, it was tough It was tough Because dad said you can't have any of the gold To set the diamonds in your ring Unless you

Unless it's the most high quality This is my grandparents by the way This has nothing to do with my parents And you can't have You can't have multiple diamonds You have to have just the major One giant carrot diamond Your whole

All of your family lives overseas that you only have met twice. Which is fun. And then you have to go to the fucking Lion King. When I was three I went to Paris with my family. No, it actually really did suck because I wasn't tall enough for a single ride.

You wouldn't have that problem now. Let's do an international birthday banger. Hit it, Ben. Hit it, Ben. Not ready. Hit it, Ben. Hit it, Ben.

Hit it, Ben. Hang on. Ben, hit it. Hang on. Hit it, Ben. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

The podcast. Yeah! Okay, this is where you submit your birthday banger on our Bree and Clint podcast family page. It's a private group, but you're welcome to join it. And slowly but surely, we get through them all and we do people's birthday bangers from around the world. That's correct. Who's up first? Adam Lewin from Mandura in Western Australia.

From Mandra. Oh, you say Mandra, do you? Mandra. Oh, yeah? In Western Australia, the only reason I know that is because I know someone whose grandma lives there. So shout out. Is it Anastasia's? No, they live in Paris.

Adzi, you were born on the 5th of March 1989, so you were 16 in 2005. And on the 5th of March in 2005, this was number one. I love this song. It's such a good breakup song. It's such a good combination of musicians. You wouldn't think it would work, but it really works. But it does. Tim McGraw, if you don't know who that is,

who's one of the voices on that song, he plays the dad in the movie Blindside. Is he the one who's marrying Gwen Stefani? No, no, no, that's Blake Shelton. Tim McGraw is married to Faith Hill, the other country. Oh, yeah, yeah, the other one. Tim McGraw is so damn hot. So is Faith Hill.

Yeah. They're a really hot couple. Okay, let's do Craig Tate from Glasgow in Scotland. Oh, Craig, you're from Glasgow. I bloody love Glasgow. Scotland. I hope the world opens up again because I really want to go to Scotland. I want to go to Scotland.

Ireland and Wales. That's such a good trip, hey? Not you though, England. Suck it. I probably won't be allowed into Scotland after the... Not if they've listened to this podcast. Not if they've listened to this. Craig!

Thanks for writing in. You were born on the 20th of June. You just do fat bastards. It's so true. Hey, but is he Scottish? Yeah Pretty good then Craig you were born on the 20th of June 2003 So you were 16 in 2019

And here's your birthday banger Wait This is the yodeling This is the Walmart yodeling kid version. Well, it's not this one. It's the original. I like this version. This is good too.

Here's a fun fact. I don't think Craig Tate was born when the fat bastard Austin Powers movie came out. Craig, you look like a baby. Aren't you babies? One more for Neil Walker today, and you'll never guess where he's from. He was born when the Austin Powers movie came out. He was. Neil, you were born on the 16th of January 1988,

which means you were 16 in 2004. And here's your birthday banger. Underrated Black Eyed Peas song, in my opinion. Hugely underrated. Because it was early. Yeah. You don't hear it as much. Girl, we all knew it was just fun.

You know, we walked in and done it all the time. Oh, those are three good songs. I was going to do Nelly and Tim McGraw, but now I'm leaning towards that Black Eyed Peas song. Yeah, I do like Black Eyed Peas, and I do love Glasgow. That'll do it then. We're going to produce it out of stage,

and she goes, stop it. Wrap it up. This is what everyone from Scotland wants you to do right now. Shut it up! I love you, Scotland. Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you back for the podcast in a couple of days' time. Bye, everyone.

For what? Trying to be my baby? I think I ain't a baby. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. What a way to start the weekend. 1, 2, 3, 2, 1 What a way to start the weekend! 1, 2, 3, go! Kia ora everybody and welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint on Friday.

How was it Friday already? I know some people probably don't feel like that. TGIFA. And some people are like, oh my god, thank god it's Friday. You know what I saw on Facebook today, and this is really going to tickle your bits. You know your mate Christian Hull? Yes. Did you see that in Australia he's found a caramilk ice cream on a stick?

Is that a thing? It's caramilk ice cream coated in caramilk chocolate and it looks like a magnum. How does the bloody Aussies have this? This is what I'm saying. Caramilk is a New Zealand thing. This is what I'm saying. How do they have this a New Zealand thing. This is what I'm saying.

How do they have this? Is it in the community and we don't know about it? Has anyone out there seen a caramilk ice cream on a stick? Alert level four. Is it in the community? Can you tell us? Is there caramilk transmission? Where is it?

Because I want caramilk transmission all over my body. I'd settle for it just in my mouth. Yeah. Hey, I'll take anything I can get. That sounds delicious. I'll show you it. I'll show you it. Today on the show, the box is back.

There's $20,000 in the box up for grabs. A clue was released this morning. And there was a big clue out this morning. Yeah. If you want, there's two parts to the clue. It's on the ZM online Instagram account, but you can also text black, black, as in black widow to 9696 right now, and it will fire you back a link that you need.

To the clue. So you can get the clue yourself if you're following that. Yeah, the first guess is at four o'clock today, and then another guess at five if it doesn't go at four. Keep talking while I find this ice cream. Also on the show, we're going to do tradie versus lady next. You can start calling through now for that. $50 up for grabs, all thanks to KFC.

If you think you know your trivia, what's going on in the world at the moment, then you can pick up 50 bucks. It's been taken down. No. What is going on with the caramel ice cream? It's a conspiracy. There's something going on with the caramilk ice cream? It's a conspiracy There's something going on The post has been deleted

Someone has texted in and they said Caramilk is actually from the UK No it's not Not that we know of That person's from the UK who texted that in I'd love to know, are you from the UK? The person who texted that through? Yeah

Well they would know if they are from the UK, the person who texts that through? Yeah. Well, they would know if they are from the UK. And to be honest, we're not really interested in proving you wrong. But we are keen to play Tradie vs. Lady, so let's play it next. Friday Jams continues. Here's Rihanna and Drake on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Ladies. All right, here we go. 50 bucks on the line. All you need to do is get three questions right. Yeah, the score for the year is 38 games to the Tradies and 57 games to the Ladies. An absolute trouncing.

So let's meet our Tradie today, who just so happens to be a lady. Her name is Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi. You know, most of the points that the tradies have scored in this game have been because of lady tradies. Did you know that?

She didn't and she's not impressed. That's fine. Let's go to our lady today. She's 18. She's from Tamaki Makoto. Her name is Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Hi. Says here you lived in Japan for six years. Yeah. What was here you lived in Japan for six years. Yeah.

What was that like? My dad is a coach. Well, he used to play in many coaches over there. Oh, cool. Were you a part of... Whoa, wait, wait, wait. Is your dad a famous rugby player? He played seven. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, nice. We'll take it. Were you a part of the Tokyo drift scene? No. Shame. Maybe a bit young. Okay, here we go. Jasmine, your buzzer is lady. Amy, your buzzer is

tradie. First to three correct points wins the game. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The name of a TV show from the 90s was Third Rock from the blank. Sun. Tradie. Tradie. Amy. It is Sun. Third Rock from the Sun is correct. Tradie. Tradie. Amy. Sun.

It is Sun. Third Rock from the Sun is correct. One point to the Tradies. Question number two. The seventh season of Love Island UK will be available to stream on Neon from next week in New Zealand. Has there ever been a New Zealand or Australian version of the show? Lady.

Tradie. Yes, Jasmine. Yes, there has. Yes, there has. Yes, there has. Only Australian. No New Zealand as yet. Question number three. Don't do a New Zealand one.

According to a new study, drinkers of what beverage are less likely to develop liver disease? Is it coffee or tea? Australia. Yes, Amy. Coffee. Coffee is Amy. Coffee. Coffee is correct. Two points to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Amy, very stoked about that one. Question number four. Sean Johnson has announced he's coming home to the Warriors. Name his Silver Fern partner. Pass, I don't know. No, please. No, really? Okay, we'll buzz you both out.

It's Kayla Cullen. Kayla Cullen. Shout out to Kayla. Very famous and talented couple, aren't they? Those are going to be some talented kids, yeah. So talented. Question number five. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Australia is about to get a caramel ice cream on a stick, but not New Zealand. What a travesty. Name any flavour of chocolate available at the supermarket. Lady. Jasmine to tie it up. Black Forest. What a travesty. Name any flavour of chocolate available at the supermarket. Lady. Jasmine to tie it up. Black Forest.

Oh, I love Black Forest. Good choice. Yeah. Okay, guys. As long as you didn't say rum and raisin. Here we are. Yeah, I hate that flavour. Question number six, and this is for the win.

The Hunger Games was a book and movie series. How many movies slash books were there? Ladies. Jasmine for the win. Three. It's not three. Amy. Four. Four.

Woman. She's got it. Yeah. The tradies pick up a point and Amy picks up 50 bucks. Have a great weekend, man. Woman. She's got it. Yeah. The tradies pick up a point and Amy picks up 50 bucks. Have a great weekend, guys. Bree and Clint. You know how everyone's always like when you're digging a big hole and they're like, oh, where are you off to, mate?

You're digging to China. Yeah, we talked about this recently, didn't we? You're digging all the way to China. Because we're like, what do people in America say? What do people in China say? What do people in China say? What do people in China say? Do they say they're digging to New Zealand? China, for the record, if you were to dig straight through the earth from New Zealand,

it's not where you're going. You're not going to China. We can't all be going to China. Wait, you mean if we're digging from New Zealand? If you go to New Zealand and you go directly through the earth. Where are we popping out at? Oh, I can actually tell you. It's going to be something boring like the ocean or something.

Boring like the ocean. If you dig all the way through New Zealand, actually. Do it again. If you dig all the way through, beat the ocean. Well, it actually depends where in New Zealand you're digging. Just tell me the roundabouts. I can't. I'm a very precise person.

So if you're in Auckland, if you were to pop directly through the earth and come out on the other side, you would arrive in a town called Seteno de la Bodegas in Spain. I love Spain. Yeah. A population of 3,016 people.

Sounds delightful. Sounds wonderful. Sounds wonderful. Sounds lovely. Wellington, if you were in Wellington and you dug all the way through the earth, you went straight through, don't because you guys are in lockdown. But if you did, you would be in Alieos in Spain.

You're so good at Spanish. I know, right? Mi nombre es Clint. There's only 1,000 people that live there. So house prices in Wellington, rubbish. Go to Elieos in Spain. Only 1,000 people. The producers just put a picture up.

It looks beautiful. Doesn't it look like a quintessential Spanish village? Doesn't it look wonderful? It looks lovely. Let's go to the South Island. If you were in Christchurch and you dug all the way through the earth and you went straight through, you would come out in a town called Foz.

F-O-Z. Let me guess. Spain? How do you guess? It's on the... Oh, God. Why are you pestering me with all of this senseless information? Because I haven't done them all yet.

I haven't done them all yet. No, don't give a crap. Europe's very contained. New Zealand would overlay a lot. I'm not finished. The answer is you'd end up in Spain. I don't care a crap. Europe's very contained. New Zealand would overlay a lot. I'm not finished. The answer is you'd end up at Spain. I don't care where in Spain. Get this.

Foz is on the Spanish shores of the Cantabrian Sea. So if you were in Canterbury and you dug through to the other side of the earth, you'd come out at the Cantabrian Sea. Buzzy G. I don't care. One more if you're in Dunedin. Let me guess Spain

And you don't all the way through Maybe Spain You'd come out at Carnillo in Spain Ah yeah Spain So there was an answer The answer is Spain

Well different parts of Spain Spain is Spain It's like saying Oh different parts of New Zealand It's still all one country, different parts of New Zealand. It's still all one country. Oh, try telling Cantabrians that. They don't want to be lumped in with us Aucklanders, you know?

Fair enough. Yeah, right? There you go. Start digging, everybody. There's obviously so much talk around Britney Spears at the moment, and it's such a horribly sad story. But it's gaining so much momentum. Obviously, audio of her talking out about the conservatorship and what she has been through in the past 13 years of her life.

She's written about it on her Instagram today as well. Yeah, I did see that. And it's so awesome to finally see that she does have a voice and she spoke so well when she talked to the court the other day. But there's all this talk around Britney Spears at the moment. And recently I saw on TikTok that someone posted this old video of Britney Spears and it's her singing a rendition of Like a Prayer by Madonna. Yeah. And it's apparently

her real singing voice. No processing. No processing. No auto-tune. No auto-tune because people always talk about how she lip syncs and there's auto-tune

and all that kind of stuff. Now before we play it, everyone wants it. They don't want it but everyone wants to go, oh yeah, I hear she can't sing. I bet it's terrible, right? Yeah. That's what the overarching thing is. You go, she lip

syncs, she gets fake singers in. Remember Dean McCarthy told us that story about how Nicole Scherzinger, before she was famous, was brought in to hit Britney's high notes for her. That's right. So you're expecting this audio that she can't sing, right? Yeah, so that's what we're expecting. We've got the audio. This is Britney Spears singing

Like a Prayer without auto-tune. If there's a mystery everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like home. That's pretty good.

Pretty good. She sounds like Britney Spears. It does. It sounds like Britney Spears. It does. It sounds like her voice. She can sing. She can sing. And she sounds like Britney Spears. It's so unfair because people say the same thing to us about Friday Oaky. I know.

They go, you guys can't sing. What are you planning? You guys can't sing. That's just auto-tune. You've just layered it up. You've used computers to make yourself sound. They always say that to us. People always say that our singing on Friday Oaky is really good. Yeah. Yeah, that's what people always say. They always say that to us. Yeah, people always say that our singing on Friday Oaky is really good.

Yeah. Yeah, that's what they always say. They always say. I wonder what it sounds like with no processing on it. So this afternoon I'd like to show you exactly what it sounds like. Not me. Not me. Here's a clip of Brie.

No. No. Why is it just me? With no auto-tune. Oh, no. And no processing. So you can see how good she really is. Oh, my God. Ohie. No. Why is it just me? With no auto-tune. Oh, no. And no processing. So you can see how good she really is. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. We'll never be royals, royals. They don't run in our blood. The kind of luxe just ain't for us. We crave a different kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler. You can call me Queen Bee. See?

Auto-tune, schmorto-tune. Let me live that fantasy No fantasy there. Brie and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McAfee. Sorry, we're very distracted. A whole sales pizza just got brought into the studio.

I feel like that's my biggest distraction this afternoon. Mine's Dean McCarthy. He's with us. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I missed pizza. Now I'm distracted.

I had a day when I ate carbs. God, that was a good day. When was that? About 15 years ago? Judging by that video, that shirtless video with you and mum and die. Yeah, it was 1994. Hey, Dean, news out today about Renee Zellweger, that she has allegedly got a new boyfriend.

She does have a new boyfriend, and it's one of those unusual pairings that you couldn't have guessed. She's actually dating UK reality star Ant Anstead. So, he obviously has been on shows like Wheel of Dealers, Craft It Your Step, and of course, World's Greatest Cars. And he was recently married to Christina Haque from Flipper Flopper.

They literally got divorced, the divorce finalized only days ago, and now he is dating Brunel Zellweger. It's when these big celebrities date really unusual people that it's always a bit weird. Like remember when Amy Schumer, she started dating this guy who's the chef? Like it's just, I know I love it. It's real romance. It's not Hollywood set up PR romance.

It would be quite hard dating someone. Like, Renee Zellweger is an A-list celebrity. Yeah. She's a big star. Yeah. So who's it harder for? Is it harder for her dating a regular guy or harder for him dating an A-lister? I think harder for him.

Yeah, because he's got a, it is, right? Yeah. It'd be quite difficult dating someone who's that famous. I think harder for him. Yeah, because he's got a... It is, right? Yeah. It'd be quite difficult dating someone who's that famous. I've thought about an ulterior motive. So she's gone and found herself a UK boyfriend and you're saying, Dean,

it's real love. She's found a real person. What about if she's just trying to reprise her Bridget Jones role and she's gone and found a British boyfriend so she can practice. Yeah, so she's a bit rusty

on her British accent. Oh, method acting. Yeah. You know? Method acting. Well, Hollywood. Hollywood, who knows?. Yeah, you know? Myth and acting. Well, Hollywood. Hollywood, who knows? Quite interesting too, Dean.

She's 52, he's 42. I've seen pictures of him. Holy moly, he is attractive. But you know what? Renee Zellweger, also super attractive, looks amazing. Hot cougar. Very hot couple. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to liquid self-service laundromats, you can wash and dry duvets from eight bucks in under an hour. Brie and Clint. Hey, at the moment, Brie's big challenge is to keep an orchid alive. I've just remembered I haven't watered it this week. Well, we're reaching the end of week two, and somehow it's still alive.

Although, see that leaf at the bottom there that's going yellow what's that about yeah that doesn't look good does it doesn't look good does it looks a bit rotty at the end of the four weeks if it's alive

Bree will go on a shopping spree with one ZM listener to buy indoor plant stuff I don't believe that you're going to keep this orchid alive and I mean that

as your friend so I've already started looking at contingencies for you Ben can you bring this up? This is the new thing that I think would be better for you. I present to you, Brie Thomasel, Lego flowers.

I've seen these. Yeah. I think they're quite cool. This is a bird of paradise that you can actually get from the warehouse in New Zealand. It's the Queensland flower. Is it? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Oh, perfect for New Zealand. The Queensland flower. Is it? I'm pretty sure, yeah.

Oh, perfect for you then. Don't need to water it. Don't need to feed it. Don't need to know anything about it. You just have to build it. No need for contraception. No need for, yeah. If that's what you're doing with your plants, absolutely fine.

I'm just saying, if you have those in your house, probably won't need it. How much for a Lego bird of paradise? I reckon it'd be expensive. I reckon it'd be expensive. Oh, it's from the warehouse. The warehouse where everyone gets a bargain. But it's Lego. Yeah, good point.

Isn't it? Yeah. I reckon 200. Yeah, pretty much bang on. Yes. The Lego Bird of Paradise is $180. You can also get a Lego bouquet of flowers. That's only $90.

And a plant that you've already killed, you can get a Lego bonsai tree. Can you? Yeah. Oh my God, maybe I can get that and replace the real bonsai. Do you reckon anyone will notice? I hope not. Yeah, right?

It's pretty expensive. Give it a go, I reckon. I'm going to upload a photo of the orchid to our Instagram account, by the way. I reckon it's time for a before and after. No, don't. Don't shame me. I'm going to do a side-by-side.

I'm going to cut that leaf off. Are you? Yeah, do you reckon I should cut the leaf off? You're in charge of the orchid, mate. It's yellow. I'm not helping you here. It's all on you. I want to talk about the Duke of Sussex,

otherwise known as Prince Harry. Otherwise known as the Ginger Ninja. The Ginger Ninja. There's news out today because obviously that interview that him and Meghan Markle did with Oprah Winfrey was massive. Yes. And they talked about so much personal stuff. They dropped a lot of baggage.

Yeah, and one of the big personal details they talked about in that interview was that Prince Harry said that his family had cut him off financially. Yep. Which news out today, not so sure if that's true. Really? Because even when I heard

that comment, I was like, oh no, a man in his 30s who has his own family with a wife is not being financially supported by his family anymore. Bored to domes. Bored to domes. Yeah, it's a weird thing to think about, isn't it? But yeah, there's news out today that this is from the Clarence House Annual Review. Yes. It has revealed that Prince Charles has given a total... I need a drum roll for this,

of $8.9 million. Are you freaking kidding me? To Harry and Meghan Markle. Okay. In the last financial year, which- What, in one year? So that's in one year. And to be honest, it's a little bit rough because it is down a little bit from the year

before where he gave them 11 million. Cool, man. Cool. That's so much money. Yeah. Yeah. So they wouldn't have enjoyed the Oprah Winfrey documentary then, would they? Well, maybe they'd cut them off since then.

Yeah. Maybe it was the day before. Even then, make your $8.9 million last. I think you can spread it a little bit thin. Don't you think? I think you'll be okay for the next at least couple of years. Right. Okay.

Look, if daddy's willing to offer the money, then you can't begrudge someone for taking it, right? Like, it'd be very hard in that situation to go, no thanks, Dad, I'll stand on my own two feet. Well, in fairness, who was it? There was a princess recently that was like, I don't want any money. I don't want any more inheritance. Really?

Yeah, who was that? I'll Google it in the break. Was it the Little Mermaid? No, not the Little Mermaid. Because I can't think of a real princess who would turn down that kind of money. Because it was recently, like in the last couple of weeks, and there was news about it. Have you recently got money from your parents?

The last time would be, I think my parents helped us with our wedding. Oh, yes. It was a substantial amount of money given to us to help us get married, and I think that happens fairly regularly. Quite often. Yeah, and I was like, thank you very much because the bar tab is very big. What about you said that your mum paid your internet bill? She did not.

Because you went over. She did not. Because you streamed too many things. You are so full of crap. If anyone's roaming charges are up there, it's yours. So watch yourself. Yeah, better be careful around this time. What was the last thing your parents gave you money for?

God. It's been a while. Maybe car insurance. Oh, yeah. Yeah, good. A fair few years ago. Because they wanted you to have it. Yeah.

Because they didn't want you to come to them with a car accident bill. They'd rather pay your insurance bill. That classic parenting right there. I think a fair few years ago, my mum said, we'll put in half if you put in half to get bloody car insurance. So, yeah, I think a fair few years ago, my mum said, we'll put in half if you put in half to get bloody car insurance. So yeah, I think that was it. But I want to know from people,

because this happens all the time where, you know, the bank of mum and dad come in and help out. If they can, yeah. Or they give you money for something. 0800 dial ZM. Has your parents given you money? What for? When? How much? Is anyone willing to admit that their parents gave them like a big chunk of money? You know? Are you willing to admit how old you are and that you still get an allowance?

No one will be willing to admit that. Yeah, they will. No, they won't. Yeah, come on, call us now. 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696. Brianne Clint. The amount of money that the Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, got from his dad, Charles, in the last financial year,

$8.9 million. But a very, very good point on the text machine. Someone texted through and they said he would need a lot of that for security because of the family he was born into, which wasn't his choice. Yep. So that is a good point. Just thought I'd read that out. Yeah, point taken.

Thanks for keeping us honest. Now we can go back to going $8 million. What? Well, technically nine. It's 8.9. How much does a guy in a Chubb security van outside your house really cost? That's a shocking name. Chubb security. I know, eh? It's 8.9. How much does a guy in a Chubb security van outside your house really cost? That's a shocking name. Chubb security.

I know, eh? It's terrible. Imagine you join the company. Like this. They're like, what size uniform do you need? We've got XL, XXL. Stop. Or XXXL.

Welcome to Chubb. Sorry. We want to know if your parents have given you some money. Are you willing to admit that your parents gave you money? How much? Maybe you're not ashamed of it. How much? This person wants to be anonymous.

Welcome to the show, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. First of all, Anonymous, let's start with your age. How old are you? I'm 27. Okay. And do your parents still give you money?

Yeah. My parents pay my car insurance and any big bills, like the dentist, only if I can't afford it. Yeah, nice. And how often can't you afford it? Not often. I do carry my own weight, but every now and then I can't. Is this the same parenting move that Bree's parents would have employed? Pay for your car insurance because they know if they don't,

you might not get it and they don't want to have to pay for your car crash? Yes, and it's also cheaper if they pay for it. Oh, because it's on their policy. Oh, that's such a life hack. And it's also great because you don't have to pay for it. And same with the dentists. Convince your parents that they're saving money by paying for it. Yeah. And it's the same with the dentists. Convince your parents that they're saving money by paying for it.

Yeah. And it's the same with the dentists. Pay for my stuff now and there won't be as much work in the future. Reverse Jedi mind trick

on them. Sean's here. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. Sean, are you there? Sean, yes, I'm here. Oh, Sean. Sorry, Sean.

You're all good. You're all good. I get that all the time. Oh, our bad. What are yourian. You're all good. You're all good. I get that all the time. Oh, our bad. What are your parents paying for? Between my parents, my in-laws, and my grandparents, they gave me $30,000 for my wedding next year. Oh, that's amazing.

Wait, that's spread across how many people? Your parents, your in-laws? My in-laws and my grandparents. Oh, nice. Wow, Sian. They must all really love you. Now, because they all gave you money, do they all get invited? Yes,

but unfortunately, I've got to invite their friends as well. That's part of the deal, eh? Nah, there's limited seats, Sian. Limited seats. So if you split that up, let's say hypothetically it was 10 grand each, how many seats do they get for their friends? They're getting 10 seats each for their friends. Oh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. Thousand bucks a seat, not bad. Not bad, eh? Pretty good. Okay, Sian, that's good. Really like that. Quite a few texts coming through on this. Someone said, I'm 36 and I have one of my mum's F-Post cards in case I need it. I use it all the time, but 70% of the time I pay it back.

70% of the time. I love that. 70% of the bills are under $50 and those ones I choose to pay back. Someone else said, I get blank checks signed a few times a year. What? Yeah, so obviously they're just like, here's a blank check. Well, the thing about that is, who's going to take your check? Well, that's it.

There's no more checks, right? Banks aren't taking them anymore. Remember that movie, Blank Check? Remember that Taylor Swift song, Blank Check? Was there a song them anymore Remember that movie Blank Cheque? Remember that Taylor Swift song Blank Cheque? Was there a song? No, that was Blank Space Oh, yeah Rhys is here

Hi, Rhys Hi, Rhys Hi What are your parents paying for? Well, since I've been 15 They've purchased five out of the six cars that I've owned Cool, blimey Wait, how old are you, Rhys?

I'm 28 Okay, that's a fair few cars to own in your driving life. That's a new car every two years. Yeah. How much are the cars generally? Upwards, I think the most expensive was close to $10,000. $10,000? Yeah.

Rhys, what are you doing to the cars? Yeah. Are you just wanting to upgrade or what's happening? Yeah, why do you need so the cars? Yeah. Are you just wanting to upgrade or what's happening? Yeah, why do you need so many cars? The most recent one was to go to bigger size because we needed more seats because the family got a little large. Oh, there you go. Yeah, right. It's always good to upgrade. Sweet. Okay. Are they getting the next car? Are they going to get your next one as well? Probably. Yeah, sweet. Good. Yeah, good deal. Oh my God, some of the texts coming through. I'm just going to read out a few of these.

Someone said, my ex's dad bought her a house and used to give her $500 a week. A house? A house and $500 a week. Right. Someone else said, I was given $45,000 for my 21st birthday. I spent it all on alcohol and strippers. See, that's why you don't. That's why you don't. That's why you don't do that. That's why you don't. Oh well, good for you guys.

Must be nice. Must be nice. Look, Clint, something's been going on in my life the last three days. Really? I've run out of deodorant. Well, hear me out for a second. Right. It's not like I haven't been wearing deodorant. I've run out of my own deodorant. Yes.

Which I use, of course, Sexy Bouquet by Rexona. But of course. It's the only one for me and it's in the aerosol. My partner uses a roll-on. So obviously I've had to revert to using the roll-on. It's fine to share a roll-on with your partner, eh? I think that's fine. I think it's fine.

I think it's fine. Well, I have been. But the thing I've noticed about using the roll-on in the last couple of days is that I smell different. Yeah, you've got a real thing about this. I can really, like, I can make, I can tell the difference. I'm going to quote Brie verbatim from yesterday. People who wear roll-on are disgusting. People who

wear roll-on smell disgusting. And as a roll-on wearer, as a roll-on wearer, I was really offended by that. You're so full of crap. I never said that. I said I like using aerosol better. I think people who use roll-on smell different. You're so full of crap. I never said that. I said I like using aerosol better. I think people who use roll-on smell different. You're so full of crap.

You called us disgusting. No, I did not. I called you disgusting, which I stand by. We're going to do a bit of an experiment this afternoon where we're going to play a bit of a game. It's whether or not I can smell if someone is wearing roll-on or aerosol deodorant. We have three contestants for the game.

Everybody has consented to being sniffed by Brie Thomasel, correct? You're all fine with being sniffed? Yes. They don't all look super happy about it. Let's bring up contestant number one, ZM intern, Zoe. Come on over, Zoe. Pick up the microphone. I mean, you're wearing a jumper. I know. It's pretty thick under here. I'm going to have. Pick up the microphone. You're wearing a jumper.

I know. It's pretty thick under here. I'm going to have to get right in there. Yeah. Do you want me to take it? Oh, my armpits are hairy, so I don't want to. Oh, that's all right. Okay.

Come on over here. Interesting. Okay. I'm going to lock in. Roll on. Roll on for Zoe. Okay. Don't say anything, Zoe. Okay, I'm going to lock in. Roll on. Roll on for Zoe. Okay, don't say anything, Zoe. Thank you.

Let's bring in Zedium audio producer, Bryony. Hi, Bryony. Hi, Bryony. Feel like I've known you for a while. Come on over. Yeah. Okay, I'm going in for the snip. Now, here's an extra hint for you with Bryony.

She's vegan. So does that affect her antiperspirant choice? You smell lovely. Both of you smell pretty good. What are you locking for Bryony? Roll on. Roll on, and Zoe was roll on as well? Yep, lock it in.

Let's bring in contestant number three, a man who I know is nervous to be sniffed. Oh, my first man sniff. Sometimes fill-in producer, Joel. Hi, Joel. Hey, Clint. Hey, Brie. Thanks for having me. Thanks for being here, Joel. Hi, Joel. Hey, Clint. Hey, Brie. Thanks for having me.

Thanks for being here, Joel, and thanks for letting me sniff you. When you're ready, tuck into Joel's armpits. Okay, you've got to come closer, Joel. Joel's about six foot five. Aerosol. Aerosol. Okay, so the results we have Zoe roll on. Oh, my God, I hope I'm right.

Bryony roll on, and Joel, aerosol. Aerosol, that's it. Lock it in. That, my God. I hope I'm right. Bryony roll on and Joel aerosol. Aerosol. That's it. Lock it in. That's my final answer. I can confirm that Zoe wears a roll on. Yes! That's one.

That Joel wears a roll on. Oh. That's not right. I think the answer's wrong. Do you wear aerosol? I wear aerosol. And, in fact, Bryony actually does wear roll-on as well, so you've got to ride.

I've got to ride! Three from three. I told you. Clint trying to stitch me up on the results. Do you want to try me? Just go four from four. Try me. You wear nothing.

That's actually a coconut balm and olive oil Brie and Clint Time for the one second song challenge Time is waiting You only get one second of a song No hesitating You only got one second, one second I know you're all hanging out for your chance to win $20,000 from the box

But first, Brie and I need to duke it out in a song guessing competition. Producer Ben will play the songs. We have to guess as quick as we can what song and artist it is. We'll play as teams. Jess, welcome to the show. Would you like to be on Team Bree or Team Clint? Team Bree, please. Alright, Jess,

let's do this thing. That means Sarah, you're on my team, okay? Okay, cool. Perfect. Bree and I will go first, and then you two are going to go. Anastasia, what's this week's theme? This week's theme are songs that were number one in the year 2000. Oh.

Yes. Yeah. Good. What if we throw back one for Fuddy Jams? The turn of the millennium. Wait, willennium. So Will Smith, turn of the millennium joke there for anyone who was there from the album Big Willie Styles. Let's start the game.

Yeah, the crickets. All right. You guys will play the first round, then Jess and Sarah will have a go after you guys. Let's hear song number one. Break. Bye Bye Bye, NSYNC. What a joke.

Have you been seeing all those NSYNC TikToks recently? It's NSYNC with Backstreet Boys. With Backstreet Boys. It's so weird. My feet are strictly back. I think they're trying to make up for the lack of Justin. Yeah. They've done a hybrid boy band group.

I liked it. I was there for it. I'd go to that show. Okay, Jess and Sarah, you two are going to go head to head this time. Okay. Awesome. Just buzz out with your names when you guys know the song. Let's hear song number two.

Sarah. Sarah's in first. S Club Party, S Club 7. Crushing it, Sarah. Well done, Sarah. You've kept us in the game. Holding up the team for Clint. Nice.

I like it. Like it. I'm going to put my weight here. I got this one. Alright guys, this song number three has won very strong to my heart. Here, let's hear it. Clint. That is Anastasia and

I'm Outta Love. Correct. Now Jess, you need to keep us in the game here, okay mate? Okay. Come on, you got this. Hold on that buzzer. All right. Let's hear song number four. Jess.

Jess is in. Britney Spears. But which one? Is it Oops I Did It Again? Yes! Great job, Jess. Oh, this is such a good round of this game. Oh, I love this.

Is this for the win? This is for the win. This is tie break. All right, back to you two, Brie and Clint. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Let's see song number five.

Brie. Clint. Oh. I know who sings it. Now you know. Oh, I don't. I know this one. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know the name of the song. Robbie Williams, Rock DJ. That's correct. Sarah, we did it. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Yeah. That was a great game. Everybody was on fire there.

I'm sorry, Jess. That's okay. Congratulations, Sarah. Oh, that's nice. She's lovely too. Congrats, Sarah. Bree and Clint. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,

Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki.

Our world-renowned singing segment where two world-renowned singers sing. With absolutely no auto-tune, just their talent. Absolutely right, Brie. I would never, I would never, I would never put any kind of processing on my voice. We each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer

and we polish this turd as much as we possibly can. You guys listen to them five votes, decide who wins Friday-oke. Look, it was my turn to pick the song this week and if you listen to this show, you would know I am a massive rugby league fan. And it's the second game of the State of Origin this weekend, which I don't want to talk about the first game.

We're just forgetting about that. As Queensland fans, we don't want to talk about that. We're starting afresh. It's the second game. And obviously one of the most iconic songs related to rugby league ever was this song by Tim. Such a good song. One of the biggest ad campaigns ever for a sporting event.

And I think it fits. She's an icon, man. This is such a good song. I'd also like to dedicate this song this week to the Black Caps. Oh, classy move. Yep. I think it fits. It fits in all areas. Perfect. Okay, well, seeing as you chose the song, you're going to go first.

Oh, God. You can't vote until you've heard both. But let's kick it off with Breeze, Tina Turner, and Simply The Best for Friday Oaky. I call you, I need you. My heart's on fire. Tina Turner and Simply the Best for Friday Oaky. When you come to me, give me everything that I need. You're simply the best. Better than all the rest.

Better than anyone. Anyone that I've ever met. I'm stuck on your heart. I hang on every word you say. Oh, tear us apart. No, no. Baby, I would rather be, yeah. It's good.

It's passion. Yeah, it's raw passion. I tried to channel all of my under 12 mixed netball finals into that one song. Okay, that's Breeze. Here comes my Tina Turner. Good luck, mate. What does a 30-something old white guy Here comes my Tina Turner Good luck mate What does a 30-something old white guy sound like Singing Tina Turner?

You're about to find out No one asked, but yeah, you're about to find out I call you, I need you My heart's on fire You come to me, come to me wild and wild oh you come to me give me everything i need you're simply the best

you're better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Anyone I ever met. Oh, I'm stuck on your heart. I hang on every word you said. Tear us apart. Oh, baby, I would rather be

dead. Like Bree said, for the black caps. For the boys. Someone texted and said, equally shocking. Hard to pick a winner this week. Great stuff, keep it up. Then the following text. You guys both have actually done not too bad this week.

Oh, good, okay, I'll take that. Maybe this is your song. Thank you for that. There is 50 KFC chicken dollars up for the best piece of feedback that we received this afternoon. You can give it to us on the phone when you vote. 0800 dials an M. Five votes are going to decide the winner of Friday Oki. You're simply the best.

Brian Clint. On Friday Oki. You just heard two ripping renditions of Tina Turner's Simply the Best. You're simply the best. This song is so emotional for me. It just brings back all these memories of my childhood and my mum would always play it in the car when we were going to like a grand final of some sporting thing.

Do you up, get the kids going. It was great. Dedicated to the Black Caps and to celebrate a bit of State of Origin this weekend, you heard Breeze, Tina Turner. You're simply the best Better than all the rest Breeze, Tina Turner. Raw emotion in there.

Power coming from the diaphragm. And my Tina Turner. Straight from the crutch region, that one. You're better than all the rest Straight from the crutch region, that one. I love reading the text on this. You guys are so funny on the text machine. Someone texted and said, you two are simply trying your best. Five votes to decide Friday Oki.

Best feedback wins some KFC. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. G'day's here. Hi, Emma. G'day, Emma. Hi. What did you think? I'm going to have to go with Clint because his voice fits the song better. Okay.

All right. I appreciate it, Emma. I'll go up 1-0 on the first vote. Let's go to Georgia. It hurts me deep down in the diaphragm. G'day, Georgia. I'm voting for Bree. Yes, my girl.

100% Bree. Yes, girl. It gave me full Schitt's Creek vibes. I like voting for Bree. Yes, my girl. 100% Bree. Yes, girl. It gave me full Schitt's Creek vibes, like so much passion. That's right. It's on the finale of Schitt's Creek, isn't it? It is. Yeah, she did so well. Georgia, that is the biggest compliment I've got on this segment, so thank you.

Let's go to Scott. Hi, Scott. Hello, Bree and Clint. Hello, Scotty. Happy Friday, man. What are your thoughts on Fridayoke? Brianne, that was absolutely fantastic. Yes, Scotty.

Up the morones. What a way to start the weekend by hearing your voice. That'll get you out of bed in the morning. Good man, Scotty. 2-1 to Brianne. Let's go to Nathan. Hello, Nathan. Hello, hello. Hello! Hello, hello.

Hello, hello, hello. First, give us a critique. What did you think about Tina Turner? You know what? If you guys are on The Voice, I would Tina turn my chair for you. Nathan, that was good stuff. That was very good.

Well done, well done. Who's your vote for, though? I'm assuming you. Me. Okay, brilliant. Good. All right, stay there. You're a contender for that free KFC. Let's go to Emma assuming you. Me. Okay, brilliant. Good. All right, stay there. You're a contender for that free KFC.

Let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. G'day, how's it going? Good, thanks. Emma, what are your thoughts this week? So, Brie, we know that it's an emotional song to you, but your emotions really didn't help. We're going to vote for Clint.

Love it, Emma Emma Thank you very much Thank you Emma You're simply the best Free and Clint It's my birthday It's my birthday Free and Clint's birthday banger Alright here we go

Birthday banger for a Friday This is where we take your birthdays And we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. With the added pressure that Friday needs a banger. Exactly. Friday needs a banger. It needs to be very good. Anusha.

Hi, Anusha. Hi, Anusha. Hi. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. How's your week been? Good, good. How about you guys?

Oh, not too bad. Are you glad to be finished having a wine? Oh, yes, for sure. I'm just driving home. If it doesn't have to, don't worry. Yes. Okay, Anusha, what's your birthday? Let's do your birthday banger.

30th January, 95. All right. You were 16 in 2011 on the 30th of January. And, Anusha, here's your birthday banger. To hold it against me. I set my heart to speed. Oh, hashtag free Britney. It's so relevant right now.

I love it. Britney Spears, Hold It Against Me, banger. Do you like it? Yes, yes, I love it. Okay, cool, great. Let's get a birthday banger on for Melanie. Hi, Melanie. G'day, Mel.

Hi. How's your Friday going? Yeah, pretty good. Just on my way home. Are you having a wine tonight or six? Probably have one, yep. Excellent, Mel. What's your Friday going? Yeah, pretty good. Just on my way home. Are you having a wine tonight? Or six? Probably have one, yep. Excellent, Mel.

What's your birthday, mate? 3 to the 9th, 85. 3 to September. You were 16 in 2001 on the 3rd of September. And on that day, this was number one. One for the money and the free rise. It's two for the love that you're in. All rise. Banger

Boy band banger Blue All Rise What do you think Mel? Mel's like Oh no Oh you're not sure about it Mel? Yeah no it's good Alright

Okay alright Okay we'll take your word for it It's going to be one of my top five favourite blues songs, I reckon. Yeah, for sure. Definitely top five. Let's go to Sue. Hi, Sue. Hi, Sue.

Hi. How's your week been, Sue? Tell me in one word and give it to me straight. Ooh, tiring. Good. Honesty. That's what we like here, Sue. What's your birthday?

Well, we're going backwards in years. 30 to the 7th of 64. Well, these are the good ones. You were 16 in 1980 on the 3rd of July. And on that day in the 80s, this was number one. Pseudo Echo and Funky Town. It's good. Sue, you got a great one.

Yeah, hell yeah. Hell yeah. Are you going to Funky Town tonight, Sue? No, probably not. Are you going to Couch Town? Did you not hear her? She just said her week was tiring. She ain't going anywhere.

Okay, wait there. So I feel like the birthday banger gods have given us Britney for a reason this week, Brie. Yeah. Right? It wouldn't have come up if it wasn't, you know. When they're haunted against me. They're all good. They're all good.

Yeah, I'd be happy with any. If we play the blue version, we have to make sure we're playing the version that's got the rap in it, but... Let's go Britney. We're going to go Britney. For hashtag free Britney. Anusha, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations.

Woo! Yay, thank you. Here we go. Play this one loud. Brian Clint, ZM. Hashtag free Britney. That's the winner of birthday banger today from Britney Spears.

It's called Hold It Against Me. What did you say? Back to free Britney. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Britney Spears. It's called Hold It Against Me. What did you say? Back to back Britney. We can do back to back Britney. I feel like if there's any day to do it, it's today. Yeah. And this song is like her being a badass bitch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Should we do it? Let's do it. Yeah, look, producer Anastasia's keen. Do Should we do it? Yeah let's do it Yeah look Producer Anastasia's keen Do you guys want it? I don't know Do you guys want it? Do the people want it? Producer Anastasia wants it

Anastasia do you want it? What do you think? I don't want it anymore Alright back to back Brittany here we go Let's go Zinem, Brie and Clint Back to back Britney

For birthday banger For the hashtag free Britney movement We support you Britney We support your bangers Brie and Clint So very interesting Study out today, which talks about whether or not eating chocolate at breakfast is bad for you.

Oh, it's got to be bad for you. My mum always said you can't have chocolate for breakfast. We weren't even allowed Cocoa Pops. Yep, my mum always has said the only day you're allowed to do it is on Easter. Good point. That's the only day. Good point. That's the only day. Good point. Because apparently bad for you makes you gain heaps of weight.

Yeah, make your teeth fall out. Make your teeth fall out. Yeah. Too sugary. Study out today that says no. No? Not true. Really?

They've tested it with a bunch of different people. Turns out doesn't make you gain a lot of weight and it's actually not super bad for you. What the f... We've been lied to. Our parents have lied to us and I think it's time to confront them. Okay, whose parent are we confronting this afternoon? I mean the only parent that we should call, I think, is my mum. Because she's the one that's the biggest liar. She's told me this her whole life.

Hello? Good afternoon, mum. Rana, how are you going? I'm good. Clint's here as well. Good afternoon, mum-a-die. Hi, gorgeous guy. How are you going? Look, I'm okay, but this is a serious call. This is a serious call.

No compliments, please. We don't want to be swayed from what we're here to do this afternoon and we're here to confront you. You're a representative this afternoon of all mothers. I hope you understand. Oh, that's a huge honour. I hope I can uphold it. Well, we'll see. Mum, can you confirm or deny that you have told me in the past

that eating chocolate for breakfast was a no-go as it's bad for you? Yes, absolutely. And why is that? Because it's meant to be eaten when you need it, like at night, you know, with a cup of coffee. So would you say... Breakfast is meant to be healthy. Right, so by saying that, saying that it's meant to be healthy,

you're saying that chocolate for breakfast, unhealthy. Yes. Right. I just want to read out this thing from a study that has recently been done where researchers have explained after a study where they have tested this theory and conclusions have brought to our attention that this is completely and utter bullshit. Oh, well, how did they come to that conclusion, Brianna? It's time to own up, mum and I, on behalf of all mothers,

are you willing to admit that you lied to us as children, an entire generation, so you could keep all the chocolate for yourself so there was less chocolate for us to consume and more chocolate for you to consume? Mate, Clint, I've been hiding the Nutella for yourself. So there was less chocolate for us to consume and more chocolate for you to consume. Mate, Clint, I've been hiding the Nutella for years. And the Milo jar for years. So come

on, you have to say the thing. I am absolutely ropeable. This is nearly worse than the time that you told me my childhood dog Scampi had to go live with my Nan for a couple of weeks when you were actually swapping out the dog for another dog because Scampi had been run over.

The dog was dead. Did the dog eat some of your secret chocolate? Did it have a diet? Yeah, what happened? One word, guys, one word. Protection. Protection. Yeah, protecting yourself.

Protecting yourself. Protecting your own chocolate store. And for the chocolate stash. One last thing, and Clint and I will leave you with this. And to all the other parents listening out there, we're on to you. We're on to you in a big way. When you get porridge for Easter, when you get some bran crackers for Christmas this year,

don't pretend like you didn't have it coming, mums of the world. Don't come crying to us. Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to go and have lunch, mint chocolate biscuits. See ya. Bree and Clint. Do you know those stories that you hear

where someone goes to an op shop and they pick up a painting and then they get home and they're like, oh my God, this is a real Picasso or this is a Banksy or something like that. What about those people who buy like a suit and then they find out it's

an original Chanel? Yes, exactly. And you're like, oh man, I'd love that to happen. And it never does. It has happened to an anonymous woman in Canada. She has picked up a art piece from the donation store at her local rubbish dump.

Can I just say, by the way, nothing is more fun than going to the shop at the dump, the dump shop. Going dumpster diving is so much fun. No, not dumpster diving. The shop that they have at the dump where they save stuff that people are dumping and then they sell it cheap as. Same thing. I'm just doing the hard work myself. Dumpster diving. Yeah.

Anyway, this lady's bought this painting in Ontario, Canada. She paid five bucks for it. She got it home. She got it home. And she's had a look on the back. Turned it over and discovered it was a signed and declared David Bowie painting. Wait. David Bowie painted it?

Yeah. He's a painter. Yeah, he's very, very artistic. This painting in particular was part of a series of 47 original paintings that David Bowie did. And it's signed by David Bowie. The back of it has his signature. You're kidding. And all the verification required to make it authentic. How did it end up at the tip?

Right? Who's dumped it? Who got rid of it? So she picked it up for five bucks. And you go, oh yeah, how much is the David Bowie worth? Yeah. Well, she's put it up for auction. And it's just sold.

The original David Bowie has netted for this woman in Ontario, Canada, $108,120. Wow. Mega, eh? That is a lot of money. Now imagine being the person who threw it out. Imagine you're just scrolling through the internet and you're like, wow, someone found an original David Bowie.

Wow, it sold for $100,000. Wait a minute. Like I just thought that was some kid who did a bit of a thing on a piece of paper. To be fair, it does look a bit kindy. It does look a little bit kindy. But that's art, right? Yeah, that's what makes art so amazing. Sorry, I know we're talking about smugglers,

and I've just smuggled a lamington into my mouth. God, a lamington. Hey, at least it was your mouth. Yeah, true. Very true, because when you're smuggling things, you just never know. I got this story about a company over in California and it's called the Touchstone Pistachio Company. Oh, yeah.

And bad news for them because they noticed a significant amount of pistachios were missing. How good's a pistachio, by the way? A pistachio, I feel like, is a really upmarket nut. Yeah, yeah. Pistachio are the ones you can suck on the shells, eh? Yeah. You need to, you're not meant to use your teeth, but you need to use your teeth to open

it. Yeah. It's a labour-intensive nut to enjoy. I really love a pistachio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, I'll labour on the same page. And you know what else? Pistachios, also very trendy.

Like there's pistachio ice cream. Yes, a pistachio crusted. Yeah, a pistachio tart. Like lots of stuff being made with pistachios. Anyway, they decided they would call the authorities because 42,000 pounds of pistachios were missing Whoa, that's a lot of pistachios That is so many pistachios

Yeah Whoa, that's nuts Wait, we should do the math on this We should do the math Can you look up how much in New Zealand at the moment pistachios are worth. You're going to need to find out how many kilos that is. Okay, so 42,000 pounds. Hold on.

42,000 pounds to kilos. I'm just Googling price of pistachios. Okay, I've got the kilos. How do you spell pistachio? Oh, there it is. Pistachio price. Okay, yeah, okay. I've got 1kg price

Oh yeah perfect I've got the 1kg price Okay perfect Here it is 19,000 kilos 19,000 kilos Okay So $63 a kilo

Times how many? 19,000 19,000 How many are we talking? How much money? Okay so the amount Of missing pistachios In New Zealand dollars

Is $1,197,000 worth of pistachios. Oh my God. That's nuts. That's a lot of money. And no wonder they called the authorities. And they've got a suspect. Right. They've got a nut smuggling suspect.

Right. This is what the ad said. It said, during the month of June, a routine audit by the Touchstone Pistachio Company revealed that approximately 42,000 pounds of pistachios were missing. On June 17, the company were contacted and requested to investigate the theft. Yesterday, investigative leads in Fresno and Kern County discovered the tractor trailer containing the pistachios had been moved from the warehouse. Caught on CCTV was a guy by the name of Alberto Montemayor. Montemayor.

Montemayor? Yeah. Anyway, they believe he is responsible for the lost nuts. If anyone has any information about where the nuts are, they can contact the county sheriff's department. Cool. You give me all these details. How did he steal the nuts?

I believe. This is a smuggling story. I'm waiting for you to tell me how he got 19,000 kilos worth of nuts up his butt. I thought that was the whole point of this. You're talking about smuggling nuts and then you're just reading. Mate. You're reading me a police notice. Not all smugglers put it up their butt.

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