ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th June 2024

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Bree and Clint Save Like a Boss with KFC's 999 Wicked Pat Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Brie and Clint. Hi everybody, welcome to a live recording of the Brie and Clint podcast.

Yeah, welcome. Welcome, good to have you here. We've never done this before. I know, I know. But, you know, someone's got to do it and, I mean, we were the only ones without a podcast, so we decided to start one. We're the only radio show without a podcast and as of today that changes. Brie and I have been here since this morning we went to Victoria Park and

filmed a video with some very elite rugby players, Black Ferns and All Blacks. I ran into All Black Angus Ta'aval because I had to get, in this video we're making, I had to get a fake head injury. Yes, to raise awareness around concussions.

And through my fake rugby playing, I have sustained a real injury. This is a new low for me as far as my physicality goes. He didn't even move. He was just standing still and you ran into him. The video is coming but he just stands there with his arms folded and I just run into the side of him

and then do like a comedy flop on the ground. We shot it twice. And I don't think I'm going to be able to move tomorrow. Do you know I've already booked in with my chiropractor

for tomorrow? I think you'll need it. Pathetic. Just absolutely pathetic. It's alright. It's alright. He is an all black. And a big all black at that.

We couldn't have picked a bigger one. He's a unit. Yeah, anyway. I'm fine. I'm fine. Anyway. You literally barely touched him. Fine. And I thought to myself hey, at least it will look cool in the video. And it doesn't't I watched the video

it's pathetic you look you look so uncoordinated and that's why he is the all black and I am the radio announcer although he could probably do the radio announcing too

yeah both of them were very good very good very very good that video's coming out soon hey we have been asked to remind you that there is $22,500 up for grabs in 5 on time today. It's the biggest prize in radio right now.

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Speaking of great prizes, as per usual, the Toolshed have hooked us up. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's the Tradie vs. Lady. Thanks to the Toolshed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. We do keep score all year.

And if you've been wondering, the tradies are on 47. The ladies continue their lead. They're on 56. We're playing for a prize from the Tool Shed today. It's a DeWalt LED light and it's $50 cash as well. So thanks, Tool Shed. Here to play today is a lady from Christchurch. She's 25 and she is obsessed with Sabrina Carpenter.

Welcome to the show, Blair. Hello, Blair. What's your favourite Sabrina Carpenter song at the moment? Well, it's going to be Please, Please, Please, but we are always loving Expresso as well. Yeah, do love the Expresso, don't we? You and my daughters, absolutely. Sabrina always loving espresso as well. Yeah, do love the espresso, don't we? You and my daughters, absolutely. Sabrina Carpenter obsessed. You're taking

on our tradie from Christchurch. He's 34 and his cat has different coloured eyes, just like David Bowie. Welcome to the show, Luke. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Luke, what colours are we talking? Blue and a fucker yellowy green. Ooh, that's cool.

It's Huskies, the dog, that have different coloured eyes as well, isn't it? Multiple dogs can. Not sure. Really? Aussie Shepherds can have it. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Actually, any dog can have it.

Pretty cool on a person. Yeah. You know who has it? What's the chick from Blue Crush? Oh, okay. No idea, but it's cool. You don't know the girl? Luke, do you know who I'm talking about? She's hot. I know that. Blue Crush. Oh, okay. No idea, but it's cool. You don't know the girl? Luke, do you know who I'm talking about?

She's hot. I know that. Blue Crush cast. Anyone? Kate Bosworth. Kate Bosworth. Bosworth. Kate Bosworth.

Kate Bosworth. Yeah, she's got the different colour eyes. I'll add Blue Crush to the list of movies that I need to watch. Oh, my God. Blair, your buzzer is Lady. Trady, your name is Luke,, your buzzer is lady. Trady, your name is Luke but your buzzer is Trady. And the first of you to get three correct answers gets 50 bucks

and that price from the toolsheds. Alright guys, here we go. Question number one. What was the name of the lead actress in the movie Blue Crush? Trady. Luke. Yes, Luke. Dang. No one ever listens. Blair Blair did you hear it? I can answer it

Kate Bosworth Yes Nice I'll give it to you Well done One to the ladies Or Bozzy for sure Question number two

Who won the super rugby final on the weekend? Jodie Yes Luke Jodie Blues Blues It was the Blues By a country mile.

Yeah, smoked them. Two cantads on the phone. The Blues cheekily took out a whole lot of billboards in Christchurch celebrating their victory. Did they? Yeah, a bunch of billboards. We can't win them all. Yeah, I know. But in Christchurch, specifically to put up billboards of you saying you're the 2024 champions.

That's stirring now, isn't it? That is. That's chat. All right, guys. That means one to Blair, one to Luke. Here we go. Question number three. What is the name of the tan in a can that is named after a popular Aussie beach in Sydney?

Ladies. Yes, Blair. Bondi Sands. Well done. It is Bondi Sands. Nice work. To the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You guys are not going to believe this. Blair's in. Sabrina Carpenter. Did you play that? I have to be honest with you guys here, Luke. I picked that song before Blair called through. I promise.

That seems rigged. I promise you. I promise. It seems rigged. I promise you. I promise that was an incredible coincidence. It was just written in the stars. She was meant to win it today. Blair, hey, Luke, he's winking at me. Yeah. Yeah.

It's all smoke and mirrors here. Thanks so much, guys. Blair, you're our winner of Tradiverse Lady. Thanks to the Tool Sheds. Thank you. Oh, we're playing it now. And here's Sabrina Carpenter. What are the chances? She's freaking

everywhere. I think the great Hamish and Andy coined the term jewellery magic, which was the word for the phenomenon of jewellery returning to you after you lose it. And their theory is it always returns. If you lose a piece of important jewellery returning to you after you lose it. And their theory is it always returns.

If you lose a piece of important jewellery, it will come back to you eventually. You just need to wait long enough. Unless it's stolen. No, they say jewellery magic. Your jewellery will get back to you. But it comes back. That's what they believe.

What about that amazing story that I'm pretty sure we talked about on our show like five years ago of the woman who was in the garden. She did the gardening and lost her engagement ring in the garden. And then years later she pulled up a carrot from her garden and her engagement

ring had grown around the carrot. Jewelry magic. That's their theory. And there are constantly stories coming out to prove that, right? I mean, you don't hear from the people who died before they got their jewellery back. So call this confirmation bias. I don't know. But this is a great story of jewellery magic.

Okay. There is a story today about an English farmer whose Rolex turned up years later. So his name's James Steele. He was a dairy farmer. In the year 1950. Lost it in a cow. Possibly. Possibly.

What, lost it inside the cow? Not the way you're saying, but possibly. In the year 1950, he saved up £100 to buy a silver Air King Rolex. That sounds like a lot of money for those days. In 1950. £100. Well, it was enough to buy a silver Air King Rolex. That sounds like a lot of money for those days. In 1950. A hundred pounds. Well, it was enough to buy a luxury watch. He wore it for 20 years.

And then one day in the 1970s, he was bringing in the cows and the Rolex broke off his wrist and it fell into the paddock. Oh, fancy farmer wearing a Rolex. Well, yeah, I guess. Farmers aren't wearing Rolexes out in the paddock. Well, it's not a work watch.

Well, kind of, I don't know. Anyway, he'd worn it for 20 years and the strap broke. It came off. He looked for it for days, he said, but eventually he gave up and he assumed that it had been eaten by a cow. Which is very plausible. Because it's in the pasture. Yeah.

Do cows like chew rocks and stuff? Not really, but I mean, it could happen. They could be eating some grass and just eat it, yeah. And that may be what happened. We don't know. He, that was in the 1970s that he lost it. Okay. He's now 93 and his son runs the farm.

His son brought in a metal detector to look for historical artefacts, not necessarily his father's watch. Actually, not his father's watch at all, detector to look for historical artefacts, not necessarily his father's watch. Actually, not his father's watch at all, just to look for things. Treasure. Yeah, they'd found like old gold coins. It's England. It's ancient. There's stuff from the Roman Empire that's scattered across land over there as well.

Yeah. And the metal detector found his dad's Rolex. He found it. And at first he was like, oh, my God, I found a watch. And then he remembered this story from his dad. Oh, my God, this is my dad's watch. And he took it to his dad who was still alive at 93, and his dad said, that's my Rolex.

Wow. It's in the paddock. That's where I lost it. You just found my Rolex. I wonder how good a condition. 50 years after it had gone. The story has gone viral, and there are some Swiss watchmakers who are offering to get it going for him again.

That would be awesome. Can you imagine? Send it to us and we'll get it working for you. And then he would be like, son, because he's 93, he'd be like, son, it has been my wish to be buried with this Rolex. And then the son's like, absolutely, dad, I'll bury you with the Rolex. Anyway, comes time. Like hell, I'm putting the Rolex in the dirt.

Yeah, dad can have a Seiko. They also found a Roman coin and a medieval signet ring in the field as well. Isn't that cool? Makes me want to do metal detecting. I've been through a few phases like that. Have you? Yeah, me and my brother went through a real gold digger kind of phase.

There's nothing good to find in New Zealand or Australia. Yeah, we didn't. We did find an amethyst. Did you? On the dam bank, but that was about all we found. Amethyst worth. Amethyst. Amethyst worth. Nah, it could be worth a little bit. Did you? On the damn bank, but that was about all we found. Amethyst worth. Amethyst. Amethyst worth. Nah, it could be worth a little bit. Is it? Not much.

We want to ask you for your stories of jewellery magic this afternoon. What is the jewellery that you thought was gone forever and then it turned up? It was just magic. Divine intervention of some sort. Somehow your lost ring, necklace, earring, watch, whatever it is,

came back to you through jewellery magic. Yeah. Oh, remember that amazing story we had from that listener who lost an engagement ring or a wedding ring maybe and had an engraving on it and someone had found it at the beach and then spent years tracking them down and eventually found them? That's right. That was incredible.

Jewelry magic. We're asking for your story of jewelry magic. A farmer in the UK whose watch, his Rolex, came off his wrist in 1970. His watch has just came back to him because his son, who runs the farm now, used a metal detector and found the watch in a paddock. Unbelievable. You know what's unbelievable too is that the dad is still alive. He's 93.

You know? So he could be reunited with that watch. He bought it in 1950. It'd be worth an absolute fortune. He bought it 70 years ago. It's in pretty bad nick though. Lost it 50 years ago. It looks like a cow's eaten it, pooed it out, eaten it, pooed it out,

and then it sat out in the weather for like 60 years. The son said he doesn't want to give it to his dad because he reckons his dad will lose it again. Just put masking tape on it. So we're asking what's your jewellery magic story? Your jewellery that came back to you. Jules is here. Hi, Jules.

Hi, Jules. Hi. How are you going? We're good. What was it? So it's about my dad. So he was gifted a greenules. Hi. How you going? We're good. What was it? So it's about my dad. So he was gifted a greenstone. Yeah.

And he had it for a few years, and then he got sick, so he had to have an operation. And then he'd been home from hospital for about four days. And prior to all of that, like, we'd turn the house over, turn my house over, all the cars, everything. And he woke up one day day and he was wearing it. What? Wow.

I know. That's so creepy. But comforting in the same way. How long had it been missing? Probably about three months or so. And then he just woke up wearing it. Nah, that's creepy. That is creepy.

How? He freaked out and, you know, blamed mum. Especially because it's like a spiritual item as well. Are you sure he wasn't on too many Tremies? No. Too many Tremadoles? Well, hey, unless he knew where it was and... That's what I mean. ...helped him find it.

I don't know. And he doesn't remember, but... He was on the good codeines. Yeah, wow. And he goes, oh, I remember that. I remember where I put that. He was on the good codeines. Yeah, wow. And he goes, oh, I remember that. I remember where I put that. That's the perfect story. Let's go to Kieran.

Hi, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hey, how's it going? Good. You've got a carving story as well. I do. Okay. I had just been down in City Anger, and I'd gone for a massive walk along the beach,

so White Shelly Beach. I went to go and grab my white bone carving, realised it had gone and I'd lost it. Walked the whole length of the beach again, about to cry, literally sat down, heated my hands, crying, looked down, there it was. What the hell? I know. How far had you walked after realising you had lost it?

Oh, I couldn't even tell you. I feel like I lapped the beach twice. I wasn't going to give up. I mean't even tell you. Like, I feel like I lapped the beach, like, twice. Just, I wasn't going to give up. I mean, fiddling is long, so. And you ended up sitting with your head in your hands in the exact spot where it was. Yep. I know.

Isn't that insane? That's so creepy. I just got goosebumps. That's crazy. Have you still got it? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Keira's like, nah, I lost it again. It's been carving for my auntie.

Nah. I was just saying she could have lost it again. That's terrifyingly spooky to me. Thanks, Karen. Someone texted her and said, my mother-in-law lost her wedding ring in the back garden reno and then found it 10 years later in the front garden where they had moved the soil.

10 years. I was shocked of that, that you would recover that after moving all of that earth from one spot to another. You can't move out of that house. You're spiritually linked to it now, you know? That has to be the family house forever. That's wild. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. You got a story of jewellery magic for us? Oh, I do. A few years ago when I was living in Christchurch, my elderly friend Pearl, when her husband passed, they had lived in a family home that he built for them.

Okay. And they were married for 60 years. Wow. And she lost her wedding ring gardening as well. When did she lose her wedding ring, Anonymous? When the kids were very little. Okay, so before he passed away. Before he passed away, yes.

The ring was missing for about 50 years. 50 years? 50 years. She was a bit of an avid gardener, had been in the garden many, many times, and then about a month after he passed, we were over helping her do some gardening, and we found the wedding ring.

It was him. It was like a sign from heaven. Oh, my God, I just got goosies over my whole body. How long, how recently had he passed when you found it? About a month. Oh, no. Oh, that's actually so sweet. Very, very sweet, and they were the sweetest couple.

Did the New Zealand Herald come around and write a story on this? This feels like a sitter for a news article, you know? It might be. It might be. Get Hilary and Jeremy over there to the seven sharp. Hey, Anonymous, he didn't happen to come back and, you know, give his thoughts on the lotto numbers or anything, did he? That would have been amazing, right?

That would have been great. I mean, wedding ring is good, but lotto numbers would have been just as good. Yeah. Oh, that's an incredible story, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. All right. We'll see you. Bye.

Brie and Clint, that's Jewellery Magic, and we're back. 12, 13, 26. Are you getting a reading? 38, 39, Powerball, 6. I think you were one number short on the lotto. Three. Okay. You know you have to buy that ticket now, eh?

Oh, do I do? You literally, you have to buy that ticket. Claudia, can you get the audio so I can see what numbers I said? Bree and Clint. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is a big story today. There is a beef going down live on stage

between the Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl and Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, you could not have given me a million bucks to guess that this would be today's celebrity beef. It's pretty random, wouldn't you say? But let me tell you, it's all going down in London. So Dave Grohl, we love Dave Grohl. But today he's not on our favourite list because he has attacked.

He's gone in on our Queen Taylor Swift. No, he's gone in for the Queen, not like the Royal Family Queen, but the actual real-life Queen Taylor Swift. Check this out. Here's Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters going low on our belt. Check it out. I tell you, man, you don't want to suffer the wrath of Taylor Swift. So we like to call our tour the Airwaves Tour. Yeah, kind of insinuating that Taylor Swift's music is pre-recorded

and that her band aren't playing live, right, Dean? Yeah, nice try, Dave. It doesn't matter what you say. This is like the sold out. It's the $4 billion tour. Have a listen to this, though. Taylor Swift decided to hit back on stage. I think we have the audio.

Check it out. What? This is an unforgettable moment in not just my life, but every one of my band members, every single one of our crew. A little bit hard to hear, but yeah, she's talking about how her band play live for three and a half hours every night. Where does that come from? Like that? Because, I mean, I love Dave Grohl.

He's the nicest guy on rock and roll. He's such a good bloke, you know, and I just don't understand why he had to take a swipe. I genuinely do. Yeah, Dan, why? Let me tell you, because he's jealous. There's only one reason anyone would take a swipe while they're on tour, while Taylor Swift's on tour. He must be jealous of the fact that she's sold out every arena.

But I need to let him know, in case he's listening online right now, Dave Grohl, there's three people you never come for. Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Oprah. They're the three. Don't even go there because they will never win. You'll never win. Is Oprah on that list? Yeah, Oprah's definitely on that list. Really? Yeah.

She's on the list. And, Dean's definitely on that list. Really? Yeah. She's on the list. And Dean, you're forgetting someone? Meryl Streep. Yes, thank you. The Holy Trinity plus Meryl Streep. Now that's a dinner party I want to be a part of. That's the goss.

Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. You can come for him. You can. He actually likes it. You can come for him. You can. He actually likes it. Plenty of people do. Yeah. Bree and Clint. There's a very embarrassing video doing the rounds of an MMA fighter.

Oh, yeah. He's from the Czech Republic. His name's Lukas Babakov. Baba what? Baba Kovas. Sorry. Baba Kovas. I nailed that. I reckon I got it spot on. Did you? Bubba Coz and he – Bubba what? Bubba Covaz, sorry. Bubba Covaz. I nailed that.

I reckon I got it spot on. Did you? Is he famous? Bubba Covaz. I've never heard of him and I think he's in the lower level MMA. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So not the UFC.

Okay. But still he's fighting in a cage and all that kind of thing. Anyway, he had a big fight where he lost and he decided that after losing the fight it would be a great idea to propose to his girlfriend who was also there. After a loss. After a loss. Now, this isn't in English but I'm going to play you the audio anyway

because you can hear because they give her the microphone after he's like on one knee proposing and she obviously says no and have a listen to the crowd's reaction. Wow. Do you want to know what she said?

Yeah, she said more than no, didn't she? Exactly. So apparently, because I did some research, she said, so he's there, he's like, will you marry me? And she goes, based on everything that's happened, I think probably not. Savage. And then she goes on to say something about him cheating on her.

Oh. Which he has later denied. Yeah. And that's why the crowd was like, oh, like, whoa. That's juicy drama. I know. It's more than you usually get at a fight. Just there's something off about usually get at a fight.

There's something off about proposing after a losing fight as well. Yeah, I just don't think it's the right time. Because to propose is a celebratory act in itself. And it's like a consolation prize. It's like I lost the fight, but please would you marry me? Nah. Probably not. Probably not.

Probably not now. She's like, no. Le who's a her. You're not even winning the amateur fights. He's copped two massive losses in a row. Back to back. Back to back. Yep.

Very embarrassing. I thought it would be interesting to ask you guys listening, do you know someone that this has happened to? Obviously not after an MMA fight someone proposed and they said no. But do you know someone, maybe it was you, where a proposal has taken place and the other person has said no? Did you say no to a proposal? Yeah. That'd be interesting.

Was it you that said no and why? Why did you say no? Who said no to the proposal? I reckon you've got to be really conflicted to say no or it's just a bad room read from the person who's proposing. Like it's too soon. If it was in public, which if the person proposing to me, proposed to me in public, they obviously don't know me

because that's my worst nightmare. Yeah. I would just say yes i would say yes if there was like people watching it's in public i would say yes and then afterwards i'd be like no and it's their fault for not knowing me and then i would hate that situation as soon as you got to the car yeah by the way i'm like by the way no by the way no obviously to save both of because that's way, no. Obviously to save both. Because that's me doing a nice thing to save both people.

Who said no to the proposal? Brie and Clint, or should we say the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley repeat show. We love it. We do love it. Look, every now and then, every now and then, we will cover a topic that the morning show also talked about. And we wouldn't do it if we knew about it. Okay?

We just didn't listen and we didn't hear it. Sometimes they do it to us too. Yeah, it's the other way around this time. Yeah. Do you guys send them as many angry text messages as you send us? When they do the topic that we did the afternoon before, do you text them and you're like... You better. You better keep it fair.

What are you doing? The morning show already did this. Someone said sent with love. No, we know. We know. We appreciate you giving us the heads up did this. Someone said, sent with love. No, we know. We know. We appreciate you giving us the heads up. Not all of them were sent with love. No, not all of them, but that one was.

Well, this is, we don't, we, I don't care. We're doing it anyway. Look, behind the scenes, guys. Look, behind the scenes, it, we, we do try and send each other, I know I shouldn't talk about this stuff on radio. We do try and send each other our run sheet from the day. Like we'll send them ours from like today. Yep.

And then they will send us theirs in the morning. Yep. And look, we were very busy this morning. We were filming content, very important content. No one's fault. With Rugby New Zealand. It was very important. No one's fault.

No one's fault. I'm going to say that was my fault. No. That's my job. No, we will not. It's my job. No, we will not accept that. That was on me. No, you're doing a fantastic job this morning, filming and editing video.

But you know what needs to happen? You need to doctor our sheet from today to say that we talked about something else at three o'clock. Yeah, just make something up. It didn't happen. Never, ever, ever let them know that we did a topic that they'd already done. Put in the topic, was your first kiss your cousin at the top?

Right, okay, I'll do that now. Yeah, they won't bat an eyelid. Right, we got so many calls. Anyway, just want to say apologies because I do hate when that happens and we do our best. So to all the people messaging, we're not. We're not. And we try to avoid it, okay? But we're still going to push ahead. Let's move on.

Because we're asking you, who said no in the proposal? Because I mean, awkward situation. And very awkward to say no. This person wants to be anonymous. Anonymous, you're talking about a whole lot of proposals. A whole lot. How many are we talking? Well, it felt like about 20. 20? Please tell me from the same person. Yeah,

it was all from the same person, but I have not been proposed by 20 people. I was going to say, I need to meet you. You got proposed by the same guy 20 times. Did you eventually say yes? No, I didn't.

Found out that he ended up cheating on me pretty much the majority of the relationship. Why was he proposing then? Every time he was proposing to you, he was also cheating on you. Pretty much. Hey, Anonymous, do you reckon it was a guilt proposal? Every time he did something bad, he'd go,

well, if I propose, it makes up for it. Oh, I think so, just as much. Did he have a different ring for the 20 times he proposed? Good question. You know what? He actually didn't have a ring. It was always over text or a phone call. Not even one of the 20 proposals involved a ring.

Who? I never saw one. No wonder you said no, Anonymous. Who is going, opening up a text and going, okay, I'm just going to text my boo here. Will you marry me? Hopefully they send back a thumbs up emoji. Oh, they're writing back.

They're writing back. Oh, she said no. Thanks, Anonymous. How about this text? I got proposed to constantly for six months, even after we broke up. The last time he proposed was six months before I was ready to marry someone else.

He said that I had six months to, that he had six months to convince me to marry him instead. He was very sweet, just a bit immature. Oh, well, at least it came from a sweet place. What about this one? I got proposed to at the Bridge of Sighs in Venice. The bridge's name comes from the sighs of prisoners who caught their last glimpse

before they rotted to death. Romantic. He was Italian. Needless to say, I said no. It's like you proposed to at Auschwitz or something. You're like, bro, what? You know a good place to propose? Alcatraz. Alcatraz.

Because it's similar to marriage. True. And it involves a rock. Yeah. There you go. You know? Rocking a hard place. All right, that's the end of the Two for One special.

Next fact of the day at ZM. Bree and Clint. There's a story during the rounds that's really cute about a favourite kebab shop that she frequents when she's in London. So the owner of this kebab shop, his name is Ahmed Khan and he is the proud owner of the shop Kentish

Delight in North London. And apparently when Taylor and Joe Alwyn used to be together when she used to visit him, I think it was one of Joe's favourite places and she ended up loving it as well. And they would go there quite a lot when she used to visit him, I think it was one of Jo's favourite places and she ended up loving it as well. Right.

And they would go there quite a lot when she would visit him in London. You would be so buzzed out if you owned a kebab shop in Taylor Swift Walker. Can you imagine? What's her order? That's a great question. So I'll get to that, which I've done my research because the owner has spilt the meats on what her order is.

She wouldn't be mixed. She's too classy. I'll just put that out there. Okay. Yeah. Okay. You know, she's so close with this shop owner. Like they're on first name basis and his shop, and I believe him actually appeared in one of her music videos.

Really? Yeah. Which one? The song Endgame. Oh. There's a kebab shop in this music video? Apparently. And it's this kebab shop.

People are talking about it at the moment because she is doing a three-day stint at Wembley and she did a massive pre-order of food from the kebab shop for her and her team. And she also sent the owner, Khan, tickets to the show, VIP tickets. That's cool. It's quite sad he couldn't go. Why? Because he's understaffed.

Oh, shut the kebab shop down. You shut it up for the night. She's put in a mess order. Surely that'll get you through. You've got to do it. But yeah, the favourite part. He has revealed what Taylor Swift's go-to order is at Kentish Delight, the bab shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chicken doner kebab in a pita slathered with salad and garlic sauce. Told you. She's not going mixed. She's a one meat kind of girl. Yep. And I'm really glad to hear that she's getting it in a pita as well and not getting it on salad. If you're having a kebab, just enjoy your kebab.

You're not doing it right. Just enjoy your kebab, okay? You've got to get it on the pita. Yeah, exactly right. Especially if you're drunk. The salad's not going to soak up any alcohol. Nah. Even better, get a halal snack pack.

It's a bit of an Aussie thing. Can you explain what the halal snack pack is? Essentially, the halal snack pack is hot chips, all the meat from the kebabs, lathered in sauce. Delicious. Kebab on chips. Kebab on chips. Kebab on chips.

Oh, can't get any better than that Yeah, I'm into that Yeah I thought we could ask people Because we have celebrities come to New Zealand Yeah There's celebrities that come down under all the time Yeah

And there's people that own shops and businesses here And I was interested to know Has a celebrity ever walked through the doors of your business? Yeah Who's the most famous person you've served at work? Yeah. And you're like, oh my God, Benedict Cumberbatch is at my cafe. And he wants a macchiato.

He wants an eggs Benedict Cumberbatch. Then they put that on the menu. Hello, yes, I'll have the me, please. A friend of mine who I won't name where he works, but it's a fancy shop in Auckland, apparently 50 Cent, when he was here. Oh, you told me this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Him and his crew came in.

High-end fashion store. Yes, fancy. Yeah. Went into the shop and was high as a kite but spent a ton of money and apparently was eating a go-gurt. Go-gurt? Go-gurt, like a yoghurt in a tube. 50 cent eats go-gurt. That doesn't fit the aesthetic.

That does not fit the vibe. He needs calcium. He's getting older. True. He's been shot nine times too. His bones are brittle. His bones are brittle. He needs to get that calcium. He's getting older. True. He's been shot nine times too. Yeah. His bones are brittle. His bones are brittle. He needs to get that calcium. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696.

We want to know, who's the most famous person that has frequented your work? Taylor Swift's favourite kebab shop in London is a place called Kentish Delight and she frequents there every time she goes to London.

Yeah. Crazy. Can you imagine? She comes in, she's pissed to the farm, she goes, Oi, can I get a chicken kebab and get everything on it? More tomato! Travis, what do you want? Travis.

Hey, Travis, do you want a mix? He's like, I'll have eight kebabs, please. You want a mix? Put as much, I have eight kebabs, please. You want a mix? Put as much garlic sauce on it as it can handle. So we're asking you who's the most famous person that came into your work like this text. God, there's some good text on this. I sold Exhibit a JBL Party Box 310. Didn't even know it was Exhibit until after my colleagues told me.

Yo, it's me, Exhibit. I need a JBL party box. He would have got the one with the microphone, eh? 100%. He is me exhibit. I heard you like little piggies, so I put a bunch of them in the back of the store.

Thanks exhibit. That'll be $139. Would you like us to text you your receipt? What was he buying the JBL party box for? To party. Is what I want to know. Do you reckon like it was you your receipt? What was he buying the JBL party box for? To party. Is what I want to know. Do you reckon like it was just a party? Surely.

What else does the exhibit need a JBL party box for? I don't think he's modifying cars anymore. He would 100% still party. Yeah. Someone else said, I worked at a bar in Christchurch and John Travolta came in for lunch. We had to black out some of the windows to block the paparazzi and let him enjoy.

I don't know what's more bizarre about that, the fact that John Travolta came in for lunch or the fact that Christchurch has paparazzi. Yeah, well, they would have been there because John Travolta would have been there. Yeah. I used to work in Burger King and Scribe would come in all the time to get his Whopper.

No, his go-to Whopper cheese and extra cheese combo in a large strawberry milkshake. Get it, scribe. You're the king. We want to know who came into your work. Maggie, hi. Hi, Maggie. Hi. How are you guys? Who's the famous person that came in, Maggie? Okay, so this was actually a few years ago and I was working at the

on-the-spot store at Kaiteri Terry Beach in the middle of summer. And this woman came in and she did seem familiar, but I on the spot store at Kaiteri Terry Beach in the middle of summer. And this woman came in and she did seem familiar, but I didn't recognise her right off the bat and we were just talking away. And when she left, all the girls I worked with was like, that's Peggy from

The Big Bang Theory. From 8 Simple Rules. What is her name? Yeah. Oh, she's super famous. Oh, her! Kaylee Cuoco. Kaylee Cuoco. Yeah, Oh, she's super famous. Oh, her! Kaylee Cuoco. Kaylee Cuoco. Yeah, yeah. You didn't recognise Kaylee Cuoco in your cafe?

Yeah, on the spot dairy. Like, ice creams. Yeah. And overpriced groceries. I doubt, Maggie, that was the last person you expected to walk through the doors that day. Literally. And so I think that's why I didn't recognise her. But then a few hours later she came back in.

Yeah. And she was engaged. And she wanted to tell us. And she was so excited. Wait, what? And then she came back in the next day with her now Beyonce. And she was just like one of the girlies for the weekend. She was like, just loved us.

Maggie, are you potentially the first person that Kaylee Cuoco told about her engagement? Yeah, potentially. Maggie, have you been known to smoke any kind of substances other than tobacco? Not back then. Are you insinuating that Maggie hallucinated and it was just someone else from Kiteri Beach that got engaged? No, I was just completely asking a question that had nothing to do with her story. Does Kaylee Corker get free ice cream, Maggie?

No, which she didn't actually. Yeah, she pays. Wow. She pays like the rest of us. Okay, what a fantastic story. Thank you. Someone else said, Russell Crowe used to come for lunch at the restaurant I managed in Sydney.

Incredibly alpha male. He used to take a chair and sit outside the front door reading the newspaper, keeping an eye out for paparazzi while his wife was inside with their kid, ordering and waiting for the meals to arrive. Wow. That's terrifying. Someone else said, when I worked as a travel consultant,

I booked a one-way ticket to LA for Melanie Linsky. That's the last time Melanie Linsky was seen in New Zealand. It was one way. She's never come back. Yep. Aaron Paul came into my JB Hi-Fi in Lynn Mall. That's my JB Hi-Fi. Wow.

That's cool. What the hell is Aaron Paul doing in Lynn Mall? That's crazy. I cooked a burger for Machine Gun Kelly at Velvet Burger in Auckland CBD. Buzzy. What about this one? Scarlett Johansson came into our local cafe and said the chocolate mud cake

is the best she's ever tasted. You couldn't complain if you were that big a celebrity. You'd have to compliment the chef, eh? You couldn't be like... Yeah, but she doesn't have to say that. No, she doesn't. She can just say,

oh, everything was lovely. Like to say it's the best she's ever tasted. It must be the truth. This person wants to be anonymous... Yeah, but she doesn't have to say that. No, she doesn't. She can just say, oh, everything was lovely. Like to say it's the best she's ever tasted. It must be the truth. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Who's the big deal celebrity that came into your work?

Oh, so I had Bradley Cooper come in and he was trying on some pants. You're kidding me. It was a while ago, so... What store? That means he was even better looking. Yeah. What store? Where does Bradley Cooper shop for pants when he's in New Zealand?

In Topol. Gordon's Outdoor Equipment in Topol. Oh, shout out. Claudia's brought up a picture of Bradley Cooper on screen as if we don't know who Bradley Cooper is. Like a video reminder. In case you wanted to have a gaze, you know. Anonymous, did you recognise him straight away?

No. Did you not? My husband was out the back and he was phoning me and was like, it's Bradley Cooper, the guy who was in Alias. Because we used to watch Alias. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, yeah, good reference. Is this pre the Hangover?

Pre Hangover, yeah. I would have been. Oh. Okay. Yeah, but I'm not very good with faces, so maybe not. But he needed another size, so he popped out of the fitting room and asked me for another size in his undies. You had a conversation with Bradley Cooper in his underwear?

Yeah. Oh, he're so lucky. So lucky. Thanks, Anonymous. That's a great story. We appreciate it. Oh, you're welcome. Another Scarlett Johansson text has just come through.

Scarlett Johansson came to my wedding and got us a bottle of champagne. What? Is that serious? Yeah. That's like the time, who was it that rocked up here at the bar up the road and they were having a wedding reception there? Jason Momoa. Yeah, and they were like, sorry, you can't come in.

It's a private event. And he was like, I'm Jason Momoa. And they were like, we don't care. We don't care. I saw Bree at Basement Bar. How wasted was she? Text us back, 9696. No, don't text.

No, no, no. What time of the morning was that? I'm very responsible. She also had no pants on, just like Bradley Cooper. It's time for a round of Let's Get Classical. The game where Bree and I take on musical savant producer Ella, trying to guess modern songs done in classical style. We had a win last week or did you have a win?

Oh, look at her shaking her head. Yeah, she won fair and square last week. I think it was us. Oh, yeah, okay. Let's change the narrative. Don't you dare. Either way, it doesn't matter. The people believe in Ella.

There are very few people left voting Brianne Clint. Not many voting for us, but that's okay. It doesn't matter. It's good to be the underdog. Do you want a score update for the year? Yeah, sure. Okay. Ella's got seven.

Yeah. Brie and Clint have got seven. Oh! No way! Okay, flip the script. But one of them is I still won't let that go. Ella's mad about one. And last week was not a good week for any of us.

That last song, nobody could get it. That's right. You chose a really obscure Ariana Grande song. It was not. POV is not obscure. Anyway, clean slate, fresh game. Shall we play? Let's play.

Okay, let's play. That's what you want to do? Yeah, we do. This is Let's Get Classical. I'm going to start a classical song. It's a pop song turned classical style. And you guys need to guess what it is. First team to two points will take home the win.

Yep. Buzz in with your names if you know it. Let's go. Here we go. Oh, Ella. Mm-hmm. Anti-hero Taylor Swift. You got it.

I was right there. I nearly had it. I was pretty close too. She was too good though. Too good. Everybody agrees with Ella. Well done. Brutal.

The best comeback is to get this point now. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Why? I think lukewarm because how horrible is eating a dish lukewarm? I reckon hot. I want to burn my enemy's mouth. Oh, that's a good point too. Okay, can we go?

Yeah, let's get into it. Clint. Clint. Sabrina Carpenter in Please, Please, Please. You're kidding. Well done. It's my three and four-year-old's favourite song right now. We cannot get in the car without listening to this one.

I was so impressed. Fair and square. Okay. Okay, that is one point for each team, so this one's for the win. Good luck, everyone. Brie. Yes, Brie. I hate it.

Yes, Brie. It's Harry Styles. I got it. I got it. I'm next. She's right on your tail. You don't have it. Ella.

Hey, hold on. I'm not humming it. It's Harry Styles. Three. You've got it. Two. Just say it as it comes to you. One. Get it out. Buzz her. Buzz Styles. Three. You've got it. Two. Just say it as it comes to you. Get it out.

Buzzer. Buzzer. No. Ella. Harry Styles as it was. You got it. I was trying to give it to you. And you know what?

I believe by Ella's rules, that's a tie. Yeah. Right, Ella? I believe. You would not know. Don't bring us home, Bob. I believe that's a tie. Yeah. Right, Ella? I believe you would not know. Don't bring that on board now. I believe that's a tie. Jordan, technically it's an Ella win and you get 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Congratulations. Thank you guys so much. You're very welcome. Well done, Jordan. I like how when the tables have turned, like that zigzag situation, Ella's like, nah, that's a win fair and square. Good to be alive, baby. Well done, Ella. Well done.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, there's Taylor Swift. And I've got no idea what song it is. My laptop's just died and I was meant to get this story ready to talk about, but I got sidetracked by an inspirational speech from Di Henwood about why you should keep supporting the Warriors. You know, these things happen. I mean, you're easily distracted, aren't you?

It was a rousing speech. Like, ooh, Diamante. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Anyway, the story is about this woman who got locked in the toilets before her qualifying race for the Paris Olympics. Oh, bad time to get locked in the dunny. Crazy to me that they're still qualifying for the Olympics.

It's in 30 days, the Olympics. Yeah, I know. And they're still doing qualifiers. Take it down to the wire, don't they? The Gay Parry Olympics, they're in one month and one day. Less than an hour before the semifinal for the US track team trials. Kendall Ellis, she's a 400-meter sprinter, got trapped in a port-a-loo.

In a port-a-loo? Trapped in a port-a-loo. She's banging on the door, screaming for somebody to let her out, and thinking she was going to miss her race, which you would. You start catastrophizing these things. Of course you would.

Especially if it's the race that is going to set up the rest of your career. It's an Olympic qualifying race. This is what she exists for. I wonder what would happen in the situation where, let's say she was stuck in the port-a-loo and she didn't get out in time. Yeah. She eventually gets out and then says to them, hey, I missed my race because of this port-a-loo,

the lock's dodgy on it, and I couldn't get out of the port-a-loo. What happens then? Too bad. Suck a kumara, I think. No, surely not. Yeah. It's like when the All Blacks lost the 1995 Rugby World Cup because they had food poisoning.

They don't get to go, oh, we lost that game because we had food poisoning. No, but that's a portaloo provided by the people who were running that show. You could argue you need to provide better facilities. You'd have to mount a case. I'm just starting to, if it was me in that situation. I like it. I like it. You'd have to mount a case that somebody did it on purpose,

be it an official from a competing team. Well, how do I know? One of your rival 400-metre sprinters. Someone could have easily tried to lock me in there. We don't know. Yeah, if you could do that. Do you have CCTV? Not pointed at the portaloos, no.

Why not? Anyway, she managed to get out, luckily. How long was she stuck in there? Doesn't say. She got out in time for the race. Someone heard her. She went on to win the race and also post a new personal best. Yeah, the adrenaline would have been pumping through her veins.

Yeah, maybe everybody should get trapped in a portaloos before the big race. I got stuck in the bathroom when I lived at home by myself. Oh, yeah. When I used to live on the central coast near Sydney and I lived in this apartment that was on the third floor of this set of apartments. Yeah. And it was an older apartment.

You know, it wasn't anything flash. It was older. And the lock on the bathroom that had the toilet in it, so it was bathroom and toilet, was a bit dodgy. And this one day I came home and I went in there, closed the door and it's all just fallen apart. The handle came off? In my hands, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I've had that. And I went, you've got to be kidding me. And I lived on my own. Yeah. So I was like you've got to be kidding me. And I lived on my own. Yeah. So I was like, no one is coming over. Luckily, I did have my phone in my pocket. Oh, yeah. But the situation continued to get worse when I realised that I had a deadlock on the front door.

Oh, so the person you'd called couldn't get in? So the person I called, even though they, you know, got to the building to help me, and then we had to call the real estate who owned, who had the keys for it. From the toilet. Yeah, from the toilet, and then they came over, but the deadlock was still on.

They couldn't get in. Anyway, a friend of mine ended up scaling three floors, so climbed three balconies to get to the top and broke in that way. They got up to the bathroom and they went, occupied. Someone's in here. I'm in here. I was in there for four hours.

It was the middle of summer. Imagine if you're like busting to go toilet and you're like, I don't want to do it because people are coming to save me. I don't know when they're going to come. And you're like, I can't hold it any longer. So you let rip in this toilet. And just as you do, someone's like, Bru, we're here. I'm like, oh, no. Just a minute.

I ended up having a shower. I put a face mask on. Oh, you would, wouldn't you? Yeah. What else was I going to do? I think I washed my hair. Can I ask, why did you, if you lived alone in this apartment, why did you close the door to go to the toilet?

Oh, just for a bit of privacy. From? I don't know. You don't need to. You live alone. Yeah, I know, but it's just, I don't know. It's probably a good lesson to not close the door if you live alone. Well, maybe.

You know. But when you're doing a poo. I don't like the door. I don't like it. No, some people do. We want to ask, I know 800 dials at M, when did you get stuck in the toilet? Like Bree, like the 400 metre sprinter.

Where were you and how long were you stuck in that toilet? And did you consider drinking toilet water? Like, did it go that far? I hope not. You don't know? Well, yeah, I mean in the... Hopefully not from the port, Lou, but... You would take, if you were in a normal toilet,

you would take the top off and drink from the top. From the cistern. Yeah. Rather than the bowl. It's fresh water up there. Yeah, it's fresh. It's fresh water, yeah. Not my first choice water, but...

Hopefully there's a tap in the toilet, in the bathroom as well. Yeah, you'd hope so. But we're not going to judge you. If you drank straight from the bowl like a dog, we won't judge you. We don't know what you were going through. Survival is survival. Bree and Clint. A US track and field athlete

who got stuck in a port-a-loo one hour before the qualifying race for the Paris Olympics. She got out and she came first in the race, posted a PB. So I imagine that she's now going to the Olympics and do you reckon that when it crosses to her on the biggest stage

at the Olympics, the commentators are going to go, and there she is, the woman who got stuck in a port-a-loo for an entire hour before her last race. It could have been all over right then, but she managed to escape and here she is. Like a phoenix from the ashes, she rose from the port-a-loo. So we want to know, when did you get stuck in a toilet? Is it just something that you deal with?

Like this text, I got trapped in a public toilet and my mum was trying to get me out and luckily a person came past and helped to force the door open. A few weeks later, I got stuck in another toilet and the fire service had to come and open it. Oh, that's embarrassing. Twice is still a coincidence.

You get stuck in one more toilet. That's a trend. It's you. more toilet That's a trend It's you Yeah that's a trend You're doing something Claire's called up Hi Claire Hi Claire Hi

You get stuck in the pooper Claire Yeah So it's like a combined Like bathroom Shower at my Parents house And I lived at home Gotcha

And so you know Like the little lock button That you like push in To like lock the door Yes This was weirdly And so, you know, like the little lock button that you like push in to like lock the door. This was weirdly attached on the outside of it. So like we never used to sort of like use the lock.

Because it was lockable from outside the toilet. So you could lock someone in the toilet. Yeah, pretty much, yes. Obviously someone has put it it around the wrong way. Or your parents are into some weird shit. How long were you stuck in there, Claire? Like two hours. Two hours?

Yeah, so I was actually getting ready for work. And I was like, go quickly, have a shower and stuff like that. And then I realised, oh, my God, my parents are away for the weekend and I thought it would be a good idea just to push the lock button and shut the door for extra security. And you were in there. You were definitely secure.

I didn't realise I was in there. And so I went to go, like, you know, obviously open the door, wouldn't work. And then there's, like, security latches on the window and I'm like fuck they're away for the whole weekend, what are we going to do? So I was just sort of like, I was going to yell out like hello.

Wait, so did you yell out and someone heard your screams? Is that how you got is that how you escaped? Well it turns out the neighbour directly behind us is actually like really old and completely deaf. Oh, no.

This is a perfect storm. And then luckily, eventually, somebody was coming up from work that sort of lived a little bit away from us up the back and eventually heard me. She's like, you're all right. And she rescued you. Two hours in the toilet.

Your hero. Absolute hero. Someone said I got stuck in the toilet. Your hero. Absolute hero. Someone said I got stuck in the long drop at the beach during a party. I was six months pregnant and still suffering pregnancy sickness in a long drop. There's nothing worse than a long drop smell. Elise, how long were you stuck in the toilet? It was only about 10 minutes, I'd say, but it definitely felt longer because it was a long drop as well.

Oh, another long drop. Where are we talking? Where was this long drop? I was on a kayaking trip, like a five-day trip up in Marlborough Sound. Right. Which was maybe 20 years ago. And it turns out you can lock them from the outside. And my friends thought that was really funny.

That's not funny. Why would they ever invent a lockable toilet from the outside? That is just crazy. That's a weird. Why would they ever invent a lockable toilet from the outside? That is just... That's some weird... That's crazy. Weird, funny business. Someone said, I got locked in the toilet at the Whanganui race course. My granddad had to pull me out from under the toilet door.

Got a few locks as I'm being dragged out from under the door by my grandfather. Did you get locked in or did you have a few too many at the Whanganui race course? George is here. Hi, George. Hi, George. Hi, George. Hi. How old are you? Thirteen.

Thirteen. You got locked in the toilet, George. Yeah. What happened? I got locked in school. It was just at the end of lunch, and I went to the toilet, and then I got stuck, and I was only year two, so I got really frightened, and I was got stuck and I was only year two. So I got really frightened and I was crying and I was really scared.

Does everybody at school call you toilet boy after that? No. No. Of course not. He got out. He escaped. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Do they call you Houdini? It's obviously Captain Poopants. No. No, of course it isn't, George. Toilet George. Well, we're glad you survived, George. Yeah, we're glad you survived, George. Yeah, we're glad you saved George. Really good story.

Thank you, mate. Someone said, during the Christchurch earthquakes, the door got stuck and I had to wait four hours for somebody to get home and kick the door in from the other side. I didn't think about that. So many houses would have moved and heaps of doors would have jammed and you just happened to be in the toilet. Yeah, that's so scary.

You wouldn't have had access to news or anything in there too. You would have had no idea what's going on. You would possibly have thought the whole world had ended. Jeez, that would be terrifying. That is scary. Last one, Sophie. Sophie, how long were you stuck in the toilet? About an hour.

Yeah. Okay. I was at the club and obviously it was really loud and no one can hear me. And I was with my boyfriend and he didn't even realise. That you were caught for an hour. Wait, you guys broke up because he didn't know that you were stuck in the toilet? I'd say it catapulted the breakup, yeah. Really? It was like the catalyst because you were like,

obviously you don't care about me. What do you think he was doing for that hour that you were stuck in the toilet? Sorry? What do you think he was doing while you were that you were stuck in the toilet? Sorry? What do you think he was doing while you were stuck in the toilet? Oh, I hate to think. Yeah. Well, they're not together anymore, so don't think about it, Sophie, okay? I don't know about

the girls' toilets, but the men's toilets at the club are not a place you want to be stuck for an hour. The girls' toilets are grim. Apart from when all of us girls and Sophie will know this, all of us girls gather. We don't know each other, but we all seem to gather in the toilet and have the most big, deep and meaningfuls you'd ever see. Like all of us just end up.

Yeah, that doesn't happen in the men's toilets. It doesn't? No. And then people are jumping on the counter and they're like, babe, you leave him. You're better than this. He didn't even know you were stuck in the toilet, babe. You've got to break up with him.

And you're like, what's your name? I'm going to text you after this. We're going to be best friends. Be great. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Time to do your birthday bangers.

This is where we take your birthdays, figure out what was the number one song when you were 16, and then we'll play our favourite one. Our good friend Rachel's going first. Hello, Rachel. Hello, Rach. Hello. How's your day been going first. Hello, Rachel. Hello, Rach. Hello. How's your day been, mate? Oh, awesome.

Loving the dream, stuck in Auckland traffic. Oosh. How good. Every day we can look forward to that Auckland traffic. How long would you say, Rach, you've spent in traffic? Like, how long do you spend in a day in traffic? Oh, usually not very long at all, but we've been child collecting, basketball and all sorts of stuff.

All those things. You've been the mum bus, have you? I'm the mum bus. The mum bus. We like it. Hey, Rachel, what is your birthday? 25th of December 1977. All right, that means you were 16 in 1993.

And back on your 16th, Rachel, this was number one. 77. All right, that means you were 16 in 1993. And back on your 16th, Rachel, this was number one. It's huge. It's one of our all-time favourites, Whitney Houston, and I Will Always Love You. What do you think, Rach? Awesome. Oh, awesome.

Awesome. I mean, it's a classic power ballad. Arguably the song that made the segment on our show too. Yeah. So that's good. It's going to be hard to beat. Amy's going to play. Hi, Amy.

Hi, Amy. Hello, guys. It's Amy, your Fortnite buddy, Bree. I don't know if I should say my last name on air. Yes. Hi, Amy. How are you? Hello.

Oh, good. How are you? Good to hear from you. Do you guys play Fortnite against each other? We haven't played in a while, but no, we play together. We squad up. Did you guys get my text before about where I got stuck in the toilet? Nah, where'd you get stuck? I don't know if I should say it on air, but

it was showies. Oh, that was you. I did see that one. You got stuck in the toilet at Showgirls, the strip club. Was it scary? No, it was actually, they just redone the bathrooms. Look, I don't go there a lot.

This was a long time ago, but they just redone the bathrooms and put a new lock on there and I couldn't get out. I was there with you last week. What are you talking about? No, I was working. I was working.

I was on the clock. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. No, no, when. I was working. I was on the clock. Oh, okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. No, no, when I saw Brett. No, I'm sorry. Anyway, I'm sorry. Amy.

Yes. Amy, give us your birthday. Give us your birthday. These are the kind of people that are my friends. Hey, Amy, what is your birthday? It's 1985, 23rd November. All right. That means you were 16, Amy, in 2001. And here is your birthday bangers.

Another phenomenal tune. I feel like it suits you, Amy. Family Affair, Mary J. Blige. You love it? I love it. It's a good one. Okay, one more birthday banger for Gareth. G'day, Gareth.

Hi, Gareth. How's it? Have we ever played Fortnite before, Gareth? Uh, no. No. Have you ever been stuck in the toilets at a strip club, Gareth? No. No.

Okay. Just checking, Gareth. Just gotta check. Hey, mate, what is your date of birth? Uh, the 15th of December, 1988. All right, that means you were 16 in 2004. And Gareth, on your 16th, this was at the top. Gareth, fun fact about me, I love Usher.

When you and I are about the same age, what does this song do for you? Nothing, really. What would you pick, Gareth, out of the three? Oh, well, we know which one's going to win. The first one. The first one. That's my pick, Gareth, all day, all night. He's a smart man.

I agree. It's Bree's pick. It's my pick. It's Gareth's pick. And Rachel, you're the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. Congratulations. I didn't think about that. Long time no see.

Birthday time calls. Oh, wait a second. You snuck that in there, didn't you? You had to. Yeah! Rachel! Shot, Rach. Shot, Rachel.

This one's for you, mate. Appreciate you listening. Here you go. She starts soft and builds big. It's Whitney Houston and I Will Always Love You for Birthday Bang Runs. It's been a while. It's been a while. Hold me.

Should stay. Bree and Clint. I will always love you. Love you Darling, I love you Oh, I'll always, I'll always love you That, that song is why this segment was invented. Little history lesson. About six years ago when Clint and I first started this show

and birthday banger we started and the first time we ever tried to play that Whitney Houston song, Ross Boss burst into the studio. We tried to. Demanded we take it off the air and we fought a battle with a six foot eight giant for that entire song.

He sprayed window cleaner in our eyes. He jammed our fingers in the doors and we fended him off for the full how many minutes? Four and a half minutes, that song. Four minutes 24. If you want to see the video, we should repost it. Oh my god. And haven't things changed? Back then

six years ago, it was a fairly controversial idea that you would play random songs on a big pop music radio station. And six years on, Ross Boss just walked into the studio now and he goes, remember how angry I got about this last time? Yeah, good memories, guys.

He loved it. Yesterday we asked the question of the day, what animal is the biggest animal you think you could fight and last for a minute? Interestingly, we didn't say beat. You just have to survive in the fight for a minute. You can die after that or run away. Ooh. Yeah.

Yeah, which kind of changes it a bit, but we just sort of took it as to mean what animal could you beat in a fight. A bear cub. Yeah. A bear cub? I could take a bear cub. Up to what age? Well, I just reckon I could outrun it for at least a minute.

Yeah? Maybe. Okay. Okay. These are the, I mean reckon I could outrun it for at least a minute. Yeah? Maybe. Okay. These are the... Like, not an old bear cub. No, but like a three month old bear cub? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Alright. Wait, how big is a... How big do you reckon? Don't worry

about it, because I've got another one for you, okay? I've got a fresh one. I've got a new question of the day, and this one is animal based as well. What, you're good with the bear? It says here, by the time cubs toddle out of the den at two to three months of age they weigh four to six pounds. I would own that bear cub.

Okay, alright, I believe you. I agree. A bear cub would be mine. Ass would be grass. Today's question also involves animals. And it's very straightforward, this one. There's only two options. Right.

Okay. And I want the producer's opinion on this too. It's a would you rather that I stole from Instagram. And it's would you rather fight an orangutan with a sword once a year? Wait, do I have the sword or does the orangutan? The orangutan has the sword. Oh, why does the orangutan get everything? Yeah, that's not fair. You don't have a sword. Okay, orangutan? The orangutan has the sword. Oh, why does the orangutan get everything? Yeah, that's not fair.

You don't have a sword. Okay, I've got nothing. You've got nothing. Would you rather fight, but it's an orangutan. It doesn't really know how to use a sword. Wait, what do they look like? Are you joking? An orangutan is literally one of the smartest animals on the planet.

Yeah, but they haven't watched Shogun, you know? They haven't watched Mulan. They would figure it out. Bear Grylls. Yeah. I've watched Bear Grylls. Okay, would you rather fight... What was he cooking?

Would you rather fight an orangutan with a sword once a year, every year, or would you rather fight a chicken every time you had to get into your car? Every time. Chicken. A chicken. Yeah, I want to know if anyone's choosing the orangutan. Not the orangutan. Wait, let me think about it.

No way. You're getting in and out of your car twice a day, every day. A chicken is never going to kill me. No. It will scratch you up, though. They can be aggressive. But there is no way that a chicken would ever have a threat of killing me. I have a question.

Yeah. Are you going to disagree with that? No, no, no. I just want to feel this out. Ella? So is it when I get into a car or when I drive my car? Whenever you get into a car. Oh, okay.

I have a question. Yes. What kind of sword does the orangutan have? Yeah. Is it blunt? Like a samurai sword? Yeah. It's not blunt, but it's not razor sharp.

And what do you mean beat it in a fight? Like kill it? I don't want to kill it. They're endangered, aren't they? Or do I just have to get away? Yeah, you just have to have an encounter with an orangutan with a fight. Kill it. I don't want to kill it. They're endangered, aren't they? Or do I just have to get away? Yeah, you just have to have an encounter with an orangutan with a sword. An orangutan has an incredibly long reach. Good point.

Include a sword into that mix. That is a terrifying thought. Is it? I would never, ever, it's an easy choice for me, chicken. I'd kick the chicken in the head. The chicken gets better each time you fight it. It learns your fighting style every time. That's right.

I'd change it up. You'd hop in your car and have to fight the chicken. You'd go to the petrol station and have to fight the chicken again. Yeah. I'd change it up. That's why they call it mixed martial arts. Is the orangutan angry? Don't you fight chicken.

Is the orangutan angry? Yeah. No, it just knows that it? Kentucky fight chicken. Is the orangutan angry? Yeah. No, it just knows that it has to fight you. And you're not angry at the orangutan either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many chickens do you reckon have ever killed a human? Versus how many... Orangutans with swords.

How many humans have orangutans killed? I'm just Googling that. Has a chicken ever killed a human? These are great points that I've never considered. And I don't reckon a chicken ever has. Someone in Ireland has. Someone in Ireland died from an orangutan. Oh, chicken.

Why? How? This is banyan. Huh? This is not funny. What happened? For the record, I'm choosing chicken too. I'm choosing chicken.

I'm going to choose the orangutan. But it would get very annoying. It's a great way to lower your carbon emissions because you'd want to drive your car less, wouldn't you? The chicken doesn't fight you if you take the bus. What if you borrow a car and it's not yours? Chicken fights you. I'm curious to meet an orangutan, so I might do the orangutan.

Okay. It's once a year, right? Weird way to meet an orangutan when he's trying to kill you with a sword. I don't want to hurt you. Trying to see if any humans have been killed by orangutans. Orangutans have killed humans. If an orangutan feels that it is being threatened or that a human is invading its environment or habitat, it will defend it at all costs. Hell no.

Give me the chicken. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody. It's time to go. Oh, that chicken's going to be waiting for us at our car. Ready? This is what it would sound like. Ready?

Ready? You pretend like you're walking over to your car. Another day, another dollar. Oh, not again. Hey, hey, back off. Back off. I've got car keys between my fingers. Get out.

If that's incredibly random for you, our question of the day was, would you rather fight an orangutan with a sword once a year or fight a chicken every time you have to get in your car? Should we? Let's try and do a simulation where I'll make the chicken fighting sounds and you make your fighting sounds, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

So ready? You walk back over to your guy. Get out of here, chicken. Get out of here. Don't make me fight you. Pow. Whoop, pow. Booyah.

Scratch your eye out, you little... Let's go. This is this. That was my favorite part of the show today.