ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th March 2021

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

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Hi everyone, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Bree, do you remember what we said we were going to do on the podcast intro today? Yeah, we're going to guess what key on your keyboard is the most used. Oh yeah! You still into it? Still want to do it? Yeah. So, I've got a MacBook and it's pretty old and interestingly, only one of the keys has started to wear out. And by that, I mean like the coating on it has come off

and it's the only key that looks worn. Is it P or R? Which to me makes me think that it's the most used key. Why P or R? Just particular websites. Oh, the PR hub. Where you go for all your PR help. I'm going to give you all a guess. I'm just looking at my own to see

if I can see. I don't think my laptop's old enough. You can't really relate to this because you use a key cover on yours. I haven't been at the moment though. Okay, give it five years and then we can do this for you too. Now, I have levelled the playing field a little bit by taking the space bar out of contention. Can we take the ones we've already guessed out? And then we also need to take out the one that Ben guessed, which was

S for save. Which I thought was an okay guess. And Bree who said J, which I thought was a terrible guess. So those are gone and you each get a guess as to what is the most worn out key on my keyboard How do Wait

How did you find out? Because I can see it It's worn out Like it's It's almost broken The key on the keyboard Okay so we all get a guess Can I please put mine in first?

Go on A A You're locking in A And what's your reason for A? Well also Well my favourite person That I know

Their name starts with an A Anastasia Ashley Bloomfield. Sorry, no, that was... No, I just think it's good to go with a noun. No, no, what do you call that? A vowel. A vowel.

I know what I'm going with. Okay, Brie has spent the last 45 seconds closely inspecting her own keyboard. I've got two options. Yeah, I've got two options too. What are your options? Are we just going to brainstorm? Yeah. My first one is C for Clint. Okay. closely inspecting her own keyboard. I've got two options. Yeah, I've got two options too. What are your options? Are we just going to brainstorm? Yeah. My first one is C for Clint.

Okay. Because he always writes that messages and it brings up his email. Oh, yeah. I've got an issue with the C on my keyboard. The other one is E because of its placement. That's the most, like where your hands are when you're trained to use a keyboard. That's like the main one where your two main fingers go on. Yeah.

So that's my reason. What is it? are you sure i'm pretty sure your main your fingers your fingers definitely don't yeah it's f and j it's a s d f whatever i didn't train i didn't train as a keyboardist so what do you think oh can i two options would you like one more clue yeah oh yeah definitely i'm a finger typer i'm not a touch typer yeah so my keys take a pounding you are you are a touch no i'm a i'm a finger typer I'm not a touch typer Yeah So my keys take a pounding You are a touch typer I like that No I'm a finger typer

Isn't that touch typing? I thought touch typing Was when you use all your fingers No touch typing is you just don't look Yeah Oh that's what I am Yeah I thought

Alright mate stop bragging about it Mate One of my skills in life Is I'm a Shit hot typer Okay well what key? Typist What are you thinking?

My two options are T or I. Yeah, why I? Because the other hand? Because I is super common in a lot of words. I thought that T.I. was your favourite musician. And I love T.I.'s music. T or I? I'm going to... I think E is a good

option, Ben. I think you choose E and I'll choose I. Okay. I. Yeah, sweet. Lock it in. option Ben I think you choose E and I'll choose I okay all right yep I yes wait lock it in so we're locking in a I and E okay as the most worn-out key on my keyboard the most worn-out key on my keyboard you're gonna kick yourself so hard it's T DAMMIT I KNEW IT! Yeah... Happens

Where's the music at? Put the music back on Yeah put the music back on Yeah sorry it's T Why? Why? No I don't know why It's super common The

The The What was it? The. The. The. It. Clint. And all those emails that you've had to write. To whom's it may concern? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I was thinking of the other ones. Thank you. Thank you emails? No, no.

The ones about your testies. Oh, yep. To testiehub. Yeah, testiehub.com. Oh, God. Hey, guys. My testiehub subscription. I'm so annoyed.

I know. When you said it, it came out of your mouth and then you started moving away from it. You know who took you away from it? Ben. Because you said I think it's T or I and Ben goes, why I? Tell me more about I. And I was like, he's fucked you here. Damn it, Ben. Yeah, that's my fault.

So close. You were so far off. You guys are really invested in that. I was very invested. I'm invested in anything that's a competition. We were so invested it was going to be a break. Oh yeah, this almost made the show, by the way. That's how skint we are on content at the moment. If anyone's got any content, can you please email us? Oh yeah, that's what the podcast group's for.

If you see stuff that you guys think is funny or interesting. Not even that, if you've got personal shit that we can use. Oh yeah. Not even that. If you've got personal shit that we can use. Oh, yeah. Anastasia, how do people send us anonymous messages or messages that won't show up on that wall if they want to give us an anonymous issue in there? They could just DM us on our

actual Facebook page. On the page, not in the group. And then I'll post as anonymous. Even if they just want it in the group. Right. Cool. Okay, that's something we haven't thought about. And on messages. Ask me anythings. Excellent. So guys, get

to work because we are struggling. No, just kidding. Tomorrow on the podcast, where are the most holes located in my undies? We'll be discussing that. I'm going to say in your back area. Wait, is this the G string or the normal one? Remember that time Clint farted in the studio? Oh that was gross

It was horrific I definitely didn't Hey you can't deny it, we've got it on camera Literally once So? By accident That means it proves everything you've always told us That you don't fart wrong Well clearly if you were believing that

The problem's with you And not me Have a great night Or day Or whenever you listen to this And remember Stay safe Because you never know

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Hey Google What's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody.

Bree and Clint. If you didn't already know that. Hey, did you think it was going to be be what have you been up to before the show have you been I'm going a bit cuckoo at the moment you did say you were going to go down to your car for a minute no and then you didn't come back for 20 minutes

shut up no no matter what you say after that you sound like you sound like you're going to incriminate yourself even more no matter what you say after that, you sound like you're... You sound like you're going to incriminate yourself even more. No matter what. No, I was just getting a cookie. Right. Okay, today on the show, the return of What's the Plot?

We're playing today for 100 KFC chicken dollars. Can you imagine the kind of feed you could get with 100 KFC chicken dollars? Feed the whole family. All you've got to do is beat Bree in our movie guessing game, and there's a theme. Do you want to give a clue about the theme? No, I don't like it when you give a clue. Okay.

I won't give a clue. Well, not now anyway. So long away. True. Well, you'd have the opportunity to read. Well, you could as well. Well, that's true. It's a level playing field.

Anyway, quarter to five if you want to take Bree on in What's the Plot this afternoon. You'll get the chance to do that. But let's start with a bit of Tradie versus Lady, shall we? Bree and Clintz. Tradie versus Lady. All right. Tradies versus the Ladies. Call now 0800-DIAL-ZM.

$50 on the line. The winner takes all. We'll play after 24K Golden and Mood on ZM. $50 on the line. The winner takes all. We'll play after 24K Golden in mood on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, 50 bucks up the grabs.

All you have to do is beat out the person you were playing in a trivia quiz. Today, playing for the ladies, she's 19 and her middle name is Lemony. The grabs, all you have to do is beat out the person you are playing in a trivia quiz. Today, playing for the ladies, she's 19 and her middle name is Lemony. Welcome to the show, Georgia. Hello, Georgia. Hi. Is your last name Slice? No, it's not.

Why Lemony, Georgia? I think because my mum really liked lemons when she was pregnant with me. That makes a lot of sense. Hey, I love quirky middle names like that. Me too. That's why my kid's middle name is going to be Double Down. Welcome to the show, our tradie for today. They're 21, they're from Timaru, and they took two months to solve a Rubik's Cube.

Wow, that's still impressive because I've never solved a Rubik's Cube. Welcome to the show, Case. Hello, Case. Hello. How was the feeling of relief when you finally got to the end of a Rubik's Cube. Welcome to the show, Case. Hello, Case. Hello. How was the feeling of relief when you finally got to the end of that Rubik's Cube and did you peel any of the stickers off? No, I think it was actually a month.

I think they might have put an extra month on the end, but no, I've all done it by myself. So, yeah, only about a month's time. All right. Well, there you go. I've never been able to, so. A tough competitor. Georgia, your buzzer is lady.

Case, your buzzer is Tradie. First to three wins the 50 bucks. Good luck. Question number one. A popular Aussie ice cream is rumoured to have its name changed after some deemed the name to be offensive. It is called a golden what? Tradie.

Yes, Case. Golden Gay Pond. That's correct. Good, you know your Australian ice cream. Tradies. Yes, Case? Golden Gate Time. That's correct. Good. You know your Australian ice cream. Apparently the community that's in question are not offended. The Gate Time community? No, they said keep it the same.

We don't care. It's like a tribute. That's what they're saying. One to the tradies. Question number two. Apple have announced a release date for the next iPhone. What number iPhone are we currently up to? Lady.

I'm going to give that to Georgia. I'm going to say Georgia just. I'm pretty sure it's the 12. It is the 12. Nice work. Yep. Number 13 release date is being set. One apiece. Question number three. A man has ended up stuck at a Tesla fast charging station

for 15 hours when his Tesla wouldn't release the charging cord. Who invented the Tesla? Trady. Case. Elon Musk. That is correct. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Tina Turner has been seen in a rare photo appearance at the age of 81. Name a song title from her. Tradie. Yes, Case, for the win. Simply the Best. Absolutely all over it, Case. $50 coming your way.

Nice work, mate. Awesome. Thank you. There you go. The Tradie vs. Lady champion today is the Tradies, which takes the score to 25-game ladies, no, 20-games tradies. Case, a well-rounded 21-year-old, isn't he? He was quite worldly, eh?

He knew everything. I thought no one would get that golden gay time question as well. Free and Clint. Had some free time this morning. So Lucy, my wife, and I took my daughter to a cafe. We went and had a coffee at a cafe and she had a fluffy. Now I know people without kids find this conversation extremely boring

but indulge me for a second because it was very cute. She had a fluffy and she pretended it was a real coffee and it was just like almost too much for me to handle. What are your thoughts on people, because obviously they put them in the tiny little cup, which is real cute. What are your thoughts on just hypothetically people getting those fluffies

and giving it to their dogs? Oh, dogs. I thought you were going to say having it yourself. Yeah. Because they're only a dollar. I know. They're cheap. It's cheaper than a cappuccino.

But then obviously the dog. I'm fine with the dog. Oh, get it in a takeaway cup. If you're going to get it for the dog, get it in a takeaway cup. Right. They put chocolate sprinkles on top. Yeah, that's definitely what I would do, yeah. Anyway, when you've got a kid who's like a toddler,

you quite often have to like negotiate with them. It's like negotiating with a terrorist. You have to meet them on their terms, but ultimately get what you want. Don't let the terrorist control the situation. And today the situation was she didn't want to wear shoes. We're going out to a cafe. She didn't want to wear shoes. No, not fair enough.

Not fair enough. I say live free. No, she needs to wear shoes. Live fast, die young, bad girls do it well. We did a deal where I said, okay, no shoes. We'll put the shoes on in the car. And that trick is great, new parents, by the way, because by that stage they're strapped into a car seat

and they've got no choice but to let you put their shoes on. That's how you build trust with a kid. Anyway, put her in the car seat, head off to the cafe, get to the cafe and Lucy goes, did you put her shoes on? And I went, oh, no. I'd left the shoes on the roof of the car. Oh. Now, I don't know if it's a testament to how good the car is

or how good the shoes are. They were still there. They were still there. We'd driven all the way to the cafe from our house and not driving carefully. I didn't know there was anything on the roof, although I did have a kid in the car. I was driving carefully enough.

The shoes were still there in the exact same place, a perfect pair of shoes just sitting on the roof of the car. How slow do you drive? Yeah, well, you think so, right? Nah, I drove normal. The death stare that my wife shot me before we knew the shoes were okay I said, I've left the shoes on the roof. And she looked at me like, you

are the stupidest man I've ever met. Is that because you buy Tui your two year old daughter Manolo Blonix for babies? These shoes are actually pretty cool. They're Adidas kicks. She got them from her friend who works at Adidas. Well, our friend.

I was going to say, how old are her friends? Tui doesn't have a friend who works at Adidas. Our friend got her some. So that was like double blow. I was like, oh, no, I've lost the Adidas shoes. Boom, there they were right on the roof. From zero to hero. Well, not hero.

I just avoided. I just avoided. Punishment. Yeah, punishment for losing the avoided. I just avoided. Punishment. Yeah, punishment for losing the shoes. I have had a similar thing. When I first moved to New Zealand, I lost my entire wallet and pretty much everything. My entire life was in that wallet.

And when I first moved here, just to add things to, you know, the stress of moving countries, I put my wallet on the roof and it flew off. Jeez, much like me. How fast were you driving? I was driving pretty fast. I was on the way to the drive-thru. Never found it?

Did you retrace your steps? No, so you know what happened? And this is even more annoying. So went back to where I thought it would be, was looking on the side of the road, nothing, and it's gone. So I had to replace all my bank cards, my driver's license, everything, including the wallet, not to mention. And then two weeks later I realised I'd had an inbox

in my other inbox on my Facebook and someone was like, hey, I found your wallet and I'd already replaced everything. And then your computer doesn't remember your debit card number. It's a whole thing. It's a bloody hassle, isn't it? We want to know this afternoon, what did you leave on the roof? Yep. You might have got it back.

You might have not. You might have got to your destination and it was still there. And can it be more exciting than a phone and a wallet and some kids' shoes? And we don't want to hear any grim stories like you left your chihuahua on the roof. No, I don't want that. But I would like to hear if you left grandma's ashes on the roof. Oh, yeah, that's interesting. And you were driving to the scattering.

Maybe that's how she wanted to be scattered. Maybe that's how she was scattered. Yeah. Or maybe that's... Or maybe she made it. Maybe she made it. Or maybe she tipped forward and broke and went into the air conditioning vents. And now whenever it's a hot day, it's like Grandma's with you

because she comes through the vents. What is wrong with your brain sometimes? I don't know. I'm just putting ideas out there. 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. Took Tui, my daughter, for her first fluffy today. Left the shoes on the roof.

We're about to talk about what got left on the roof. Just a quick note on fluffies. Apparently, fluffies are free at Bunnings with any purchase. Are there sausages? Because that's what I really care about. That would be. That would get you in there. Absolutely.

Free sausage with purchase. I mean, it already gets me in there, a sausage. And a text from a... Don't say that. It's true. A text from a barista. Apparently, baristas hate making fluffies. A sausage and a person in an apron.

Oh, yeah. All right. I love the Bunnings uniform. Do you? Yeah, it does things to me. The red and green really. Yeah. Like Christmas.

They wear it well. Yeah, they do wear it well. We want to know what did you leave on the roof this afternoon. Holly's here. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hey. What went for a ride on the roof?

We took off with a washing basket full of dirty laundry. Oh. Was it yours, Holly? It was. It was. roof? We took off with a washing basket full of dirty laundry on the top of our bed. Was it yours, Holly? It was, it was. Oh, that's devastating. If they were clean, then you're going to be like, oh, you know. Did it survive? Did you get to the location and it was still there?

Oh, it was still there? No, we actually got waved down by Drew and Shannon, who used to work on C4. Yeah, I know. They saved the day. Shannon, who was on Celebr to work on C4. Yeah, I know Drew. They saved the day. Shannon, who was on Celebrity Treasure Island last year. Yeah, Shannon Ryan. And Zoonemia. Yeah.

What a weird thing to have happen to you, Holly. That's so something Shannon would do, too. She's like that hero person, you know? I hate to tell you this, but you're airing your dirty laundry in public. Literally. Oh, yes, we are. I have a question. Last question for Holly.

Do you wear what colour underwear? Probably a bit of everything. Okay. Imagine you're driving down the road and you get a pair of Holly's dirty undies splat on your hands. You don't want them to be white. You don't want them to be white.

The window wipers are going. You can't get the bloody undies off. Kids are crying. Hi, Jackie. G'day, Jackie. Hi. Hi, hi, hi. What got left on the roof?

I left my son's birthday cake. Oh, Jackie. No, hang on. Cakes have quite a low centre of gravity and are fairly heavy. I've got high hopes for the cake. Yeah, no. It was at the end of the party. Went to the hot pool.

Put it on. It was on a huge big platter, put it on the roof, packed everything in, threw the kids in, took off, pulled out onto a main highway, and it went sailing off, and the platter landed in front of the car that was behind me. If it had landed on the bonnet, it would have left a dent. Wow. God, that's a dense cake.

Did they run over your cake? Yeah, that was the end of it. And the big thing was I was so looking forward to getting home and getting rid of all the kids and then sitting down and having a cup of tea and a bit of beer with the cake. What sort of cake was it, Jackie? I'm guessing it would have been chocolate. It was a few years ago now. No.

You're lucky it wasn't a carrot cake because, you know, those things are quite dense. There's a few real good texts on this. I love this text that someone's sent through. They said, I left my Morrow gold bar on the roof. My car luckily it had roof racks

and it saved the day. Hey, sometimes, you know, it's little things. Someone else said, I managed to drive from Hamilton to Raglan with the car keys on my roof. Whoa. I thought I'd lost them, so I had to use the spare pair. I'm a terrible driver,

so I have no idea how they managed to stay on the roof. How did you drive your car with the keys on the outside? They used their spare keys. Oh. Yeah, that would do it. Finally, Mitch, what was on the roof when you went for a drive? A robot. Sorry, are you there? Hello? Hello, are you there? How are you, Mitch? Hello. Hello, sorry, that was weird. How far did the cat go?

So he drove off and got about two k's before he hit the brake suddenly. All my brain is doing right now is, Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does. The cat's claws have gone through the steel of the roof. Hang on, on the car. Look out. It goes spidercat. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Miley Cyrus has issued a very heartfelt letter on her Instagram today. What's that all about? It's absolutely gorgeous. Just go to her Instagram and you're going to see a two-page handwritten note in Hannah Montana-themed paper, right?

It honestly looks like something out of a 13-year-old girl's diary. It's so cute. It is a love letter, I guess you could say, from Miley to Hannah Montana on the 15-year anniversary of the show. It talks about how important this role was for her. It wasn't even a role. It became her and how she went through some of the biggest and monumental parts of her life because of this show

and how she got cast and how they moved across country for it. It's really actually very, very sweet. But she talks about how, yeah, she grew up on this show. It was six years of her life, but, you know, it really was even more than that. It created her, it started her career. And go and check it out on her Instagram because it's actually super cute. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, I love letters too. That part of her life. Dean, some would say that the letter is all about how it was a climb.

You know, there are seven things I hate about you. Sometimes you get the best of both worlds, and she did. It's a good place to leave it. It's the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Love you, Dean. Please roll out the royal red carpet. Can do. Excellent.

Big news in the royal family in the last couple of days. No, it's not another scandal. William's leaving. Yep, finally. They've had enough and they said see ya. Charles is running away to Hollywood. Peace. No, it's actually to do with Queen Elizabeth II's granddaughter, Zara Tindall. Mm-hmm.

And if you don't know who that is, she is an Olympian and her husband is a rugby player, Mike Tindall. Yeah, he won a Rugby World Cup. So they were pregnant with their third baby, I think. And she's been at home hanging out. And all of a sudden, the baby was on its way. And they did not make it to the hospital. She gave birth to their third child on the bathroom floor.

Ah, how very royal. Eight pounds, four ounces. Yeah, that's a rugby player's kid. Yep. And apparently his middle name, to honour both Mike and Zara's grandfather, Prince Philip. Tile. Grout.

Grout. Say it's grout. Lino. Flo it's grout. Lino. Floormat. No. Toothpaste. Shower curtain. You done?

Toilet seat. Loofer, loofer, loofer, loofer. No, it sounds too much like Lucifer. Yeah. Yeah, so you can't do that. Pumice stone. Have you had any friends or anything that have not made it to the hospital?

I don't think so. Terrifying stories. And to my friends listening who have not made it to the hospital, sorry, I don't remember your birth, but I don't think I have any friends. Can I say, as a female, that hearing stories like this

is the most terrifying stories imaginable. I don't want to speak on women's behalf. But you normally do. But I'm going to. I think if you're going to have a baby on the bathroom floor, you'd prefer it was your third baby than your first baby. No, I'd prefer it was no baby. No, no, no, no.

I know. I know you'd prefer it was no baby. But I no, no, no. I know. I know you'd prefer it was no baby. But I find, like, we're about to have our second kid and I spoke to Lucy, my wife, the other day. I said, just checking. Are you anxious? Are you nervous about the birth? And she was like, no, I'm good.

Because she's done it. So the fear of the unknown is gone. Yes, because once you've felt the worst pain you could possibly feel in your life, it's easier the second time around. Totally. I've just had a text from a friend. Oh, I thought you were going to say, it's from Lucy, she's in labour. I was like, you've got

to go. Sorry to my friend Walter and his wonderful partner today who had their baby in the car, in the car, on the lounge floor. Oh, those poor people. Was it planned, though?

Put a towel down. Was it a water birth at home? Says that they managed to get some tarps down, so... Yeah, the pain is tough. Maybe it was pain. Just put a net up. Yeah. Anyway.

Just catch it. If you're pregnant at the moment, you're fine. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it. Yeah, I don't like talking about these stories because all the pregnant women would be like, this is my worst nightmare. I want to talk about stupid things that you've done

that have ended up costing you a lot of money. Oh, yeah. We've all been in these positions before. We've all done stupid things and then had to pay for it. We've all bought stupid vehicles. Absolutely. Stupid number plates. We've got fines. things and then had to pay for it. We've all bought stupid vehicles. Absolutely. Stupid number plates. We've got fines.

Oh, shut up. Stupid outfits. Hey, you know, not everyone's bought a Venute. But there's a friend of mine who recently I found out this thing about her that she recently got a new car. And it's the first time she's ever bought a diesel car. Right. She's always had unleaded.

Yeah. And since having this car, I'm not exactly sure how many times, but multiple times, like we're talking multiple, she has put unleaded in her new diesel car. So it's cost her a ton of money. I'm going to ask you exactly how much. Hi, Bo. How are ask you exactly how much. Hi, Boo. How are you? Good.

Hey. Bit of a weird question for you. Yeah. I was wondering how many times exactly did you put unleaded petrol into your diesel car? I did it three times. And how much all up has it cost you? Wait, am I on the radio?

No, not at all! Oh my god! And you know what, Bree? I don't care, but that's okay. And there's a guy that you call and his name is Suck Em Dry and his license plate says Suck Em Dry. Right, so he comes out

and he takes all of the petrol out of your diesel car. And how much have you spent all up, do you think, doing this? It's $350 a pop. Whoa. Oh, my God. Yeah. And last time it gave me $50 off.

The third one you get $50 off. Yeah. Sorry, it's Clint here, by the way, and you're absolutely on the radio. Hi. That's $350 a pop. How much gas did you also waste? Because you couldn't use any of way, and you're absolutely on the radio. Hi. That's $350 a pop. How much gas did you also waste? Because you couldn't use any of that petrol that you'd put in the car. Was it a full tank each time?

A full tank. So what, we're talking like about $450, $500 every time? Yeah. And now you've got suck them dry on speed dial. Yeah. Can you imagine trying to explain that number to your accountant or someone? You're like, oh, that invoice from Suck and Dry. Well, you know, all right, we appreciate that.

Dumb things that you've done that cost you a lot of money and you're one of those people. Thank you, Bray. All right, see you, mate. Bye. We want to know this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what's the dumb thing that you did that cost you heaps of money? Call us now, 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696.

Can you admit to yourself that a dumb thing you did cost you a lot of money? Bree and Clint. One of my mates multiple times has put petrol into her new diesel car where she had to call a company called Suck Em Dry to come out and do exactly what it says. Some businesses have the perfect name, and I think that's one of them. Because not only does he suck your car dry of fuel, he sucks your bank account dry of money

because it's $350 every time you have to get your car drained. But I mean, you have to weigh it up because if you don't get suck them dry and you start driving the car, a lot more... No, he's got you over barrel. You have to get sucked dry. You need to get sucked dry because or else you're in a big, big problem.

I can understand doing that the first time if you've switched from a petrol to a diesel car or vice versa. But it feels like such an expensive mistake. You go, I'll never do that again. Not your friend. Three times is the charm, and counting. We'll see how many times more she does it. We want to know the dumb thing you did that cost heaps of money.

Dom's called up. Kia ora, Dom. Kia ora. What did you do, mate? Going for a drive in my new station wagon and forgot to change up a gear. Because I was listening to music, I didn't realise until the engine blew up.

You're kidding me, Dom. What, you just sat in like third and just kept going? Yep, for probably a good minute. How big were your subwoofers in your boot? Well, had you come off an automatic or something and it was like you'd just gone to a manual? Yep. Yeah, right. Okay. So that

ended up costing $6,500. Did the mechanics make you feel really stupid when you went in there? Oh, yeah. Yep, and the tow truck driver. And everyone else that he ran into. Oh, yeah, go ahead. I just want to read out this one.

Someone sent, I spent $5,000 on accommodation and flights to Australia to go to a wedding. Only problem was is that I'd booked a month early. No. Oh, it has a really good ending. Wasn't a bad holiday, though. I met my wife to be there.

Oh, there you go. Oh, it's meant to be. Things happen for a reason. Shame you missed the wedding, though. I met my wife to be there. Oh, there you go. Oh, it's meant to be. Things happen for a reason. Shame you missed the wedding, though. Sian's here. Hi, Sian. G'day, Sian. G'day.

How are we? Good. What is the stupid thing you could admit that you did that cost you a lot of money? I've got a radio station's logo on my body, and it's going to cost some money to get it removed. Tattooed on your body? Yeah, yep. Is it a New Zealand radio station? It is a New Zealand radio station.

Is it a radio station you still listen to? Sometimes, yes. What does it rhyme with, Sian? The pledge. Oh God. You know what, Sian? I should put you in touch with someone who works here who has the same tattoo. Yeah.

And I used to work there too. I escaped without the tattoo. Sian, I just had a great idea. Do you want us, ZM, to pay for your tattoo removal? Oh, my God, yes. I feel like we could make that happen. Wouldn't that be good marketing? That would be great marketing.

Okay, Sian. And then we'll double it and we'll pay you to get the ZM logo. Over the top of where you just got it removed. Hey, wait there, Sian. We might see if we can figure something out. Danielle's here as well. Danielle, what stupid thing did you do that cost you heaps of money? I signed up to a gym membership, a 36-month gym membership

that I only used for a year because I ended up moving out of the region that I was living in. And that gym was only unique to the area, so I had to pay out $2,500 to cancel the membership. I couldn't sell it on. That's not something stupid you have done, Danielle. Well, I kind of got sucked in. It was my first gym membership

I thought I was gonna I thought that I was that was my forever home turned out it wasn't I decided to move on so I had this gym membership

and that's not fair so just to sum up the stupid thing that you did that cost lots of money was join a gym

yeah we can learn all learn something from Danielle's mistake there's a lesson in there somewhere. Don't go to the gym. Don't join the gym. Ever.

Don't do it. I was listening to Fletch, Vaughan and Megan this morning and they were talking about how the fashionistas, the people that know, the people who follow the trends, they're saying that activewear after the pandemic and all the working from home, it's over. Don't bother with the Lululemon stun. Active wear, that's so 2019.

It's over. Well, they can't just take active wear away from us. No, they're going to replace it with something even more comfortable. Apparently, the new active wear is pyjamas. Oh, yeah. I've been wearing Ugg boots to the supermarket for years. Yeah. That's not a new thing.

Yeah. I literally, this is a true story, I bought this nightie from Peter Alexander and I used to wear it. Oh, schmancy. I know. And I used to wear it as a dress and people would question me every time at work and they'd be like. Oh, you wear it to work?

Yeah. They'd be like, that's not a dress, that's a nightie. And I was like, no, it's not. Is it like a negligee? Yeah, it was really lacy. Really? Wow. All right, you're ahead of the curve.

Anyway, seeing as pyjamas are the new thing to have, fashion-wise, this afternoon we're going to try and predict what you wear to bed. I reckon easy. It's easy to tell. What are the options? The options are pyjamas. Pyjamas. Yeah. Naked. Naked. Undies easy to tell. What are the options? The options are... There's pyjamas. Pyjamas.

Yeah. Naked. Naked. Undies. Undies. Yeah. And what if they're like, I wear an old T-shirt? Well, that's pyjamas.

That's pyjamas. Yeah. Okay, just so we're clear first. Let's welcome our first contestant to the game. Hi, Damien. G'day, Damien. How you going? Good.

We get to probe you with one question each before we make our decision. And Damien, I'd like to ask, what size is the bed that you sleep in? It's a queen bed. A queen bed. Damien. Desperate. Do you like to hand wash your dishes or do you like to put them in the dishwasher? I prefer the dishwasher myself. You're a smart man.

Damien, I believe is an undies guy. Yep, me too. I've got dishwasher myself. You're a smart man. Damien, I believe, is an undies guy. Yep, me too. I've got that feeling. Damien, you an undie sleeper? No. Oh. He's naked. Are you naked?

Yep. Yay. Well, we failed on that one, but good to know. Wow, good to know. Are you alone in that bed? Good to know. Actually, that's too much info. Don't worry about it.

Let's go to Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Very invasive, very personal question this afternoon that we're asking you. But again, we get to just prod you a little bit with some questions. I'd like to know, do you use a top sheet in your beds? Yes, I do.

You do use a top sheet. Okay, that's my question. I'd like to know, do you have long or short hair? Long hair. Long hair, okay. Pyjamas. Pyjamas. Hannah is a pyjama wearer.

Hannah, we believe you go to bed in pyjamas. That is correct. Yes! Do you go old t-shirt or do you have an actual set? Summer Harry Potter pyjamas And then winter Long Harry Potter pyjamas Short and long Harry Potter pyjamas

Big Harry Potter fan Cute Okay and what Harry Potter house are you in Actually no that's way too personal Don't worry about it Let's go to Jax Hi Jax

Hi Jax Hi Hi there how are you Good Now before we guess Again we get to probe you With a question I'd like to know Jax Do you sleep With a Like a pillow Hi. Hi there. How are you? Good. Now, before we guess, again, we get to probe you with a question.

I'd like to know, Jax, do you sleep with a pillow? When you're asleep, is there one pillow under your head and one pillow for cuddling or just a pillow under your head? Just the one pillow under my head. Got it. Then, Jax, I would like to know your thoughts on peeing in the shower. Yes or no? I mean, it all goes down to one your thoughts on peeing in the shower. Yes or no? I mean, it all goes down to one drain. So, yeah, go for it.

Yep. I have to agree with you. Jax, a nude sleeper. She's a nude sleeper, yeah. Jax, we believe you're a full nude sleeper. Unfortunately not. No. Okay, we get a second guess.

We get a second guess. I have a child, so I can't really do that. Second guess is pyjamas then. Yes. But Jax, if you didn't have a child, what would your option be? Well, my name's Jax, and my name is Jax Nookax, because I don't like VPLs, so nerd all the way. Wait.

What did you say? What? Because everyone calls me Jax No no cacks, as in no pants. Oh, Jax, no cacks, as in Jax, no pants. Oh, I love that. Because I feel like we got the vibe right, and she said if she didn't have a child, she would. So I feel like that's a win for us.

These damn children forcing us to wear clothes, eh, Jax? What have we done to ourselves? They poo their pants. They've ruined our lives. They don't have to wear clothes. Why are we having to wear clothes? Yeah, exactly. I mean, I wear pyjamas with no underwear because I can't sleep in time.

All right, Jax. All right, Jax. Sorry, Jax. What's the plots coming up before five o'clock? Not yet, but you're here in Activator soon. Your chance to take on Bree to win 100 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Speaking of what's the plot, that is probably one time during the week where I get really nervous on this show. Right.

A lot of nerves because I just want to win so bad. What if I told you I've found a video which explains a really simple way to get rid of nerves? Oh, I'd go, I've never been nervous in my life. If anything, I'm overconfident. But you should play it for other people. Okay, mate. What about the producers? Do you guys get nervous?

Is this something that happens to you? Yeah, every now and then I'll get nervous, yeah. Yeah, I'm very interested. Are you nervous right now, Anastasia? Yeah. Yeah, no, this'm very interested. Are you nervous right now, Anastasia? Yeah. Yeah, no, this is very relatable. I feel like this happens to everyone and it's horrible. It's a horrible feeling because you can't control it

and this might be the fix for some people. Great. And it's from a psychology student who has put it online and she explains it. It's a really simple thing and here she is talking about it. I'm doing my Master's in Psychology right now, and this blows my mind. Did you know that if you have pre-performance anxiety

for something coming up, you can trick yourself into thinking you're excited rather than nervous by just saying out loud to yourself, I am excited. That's it. That's all it takes. Well, that's it. So essentially... That's it.

No, that's pretty much it. So essentially the way it works because I looked into it is what do you normally do when you're really nervous? People normally say – You get worked up about it. People normally say calm down, calm, be calm. And you always say to yourself just calm down. Take slow breaths.

Take slow breaths. What she is saying is that when you're trying to go from that really kind of anxious up state into a calm state, it doesn't really work. Right. Whereas if you go to, whereas if you try and take yourself to I'm excited, which is also a really like up mental state, it's a lot easier. I guess it's all energy, right? It's either nervous energy or it's excited energy and they're probably similar. You're just turning a negative into a positive, aren't you? Well, yeah, pretty much.

So it says if you can trick yourself into thinking you're excited rather than nervous by just saying out loud to yourself, I'm excited, then you're good to go. Anyway, she is obviously a psychology student but she later goes on in the video to say that she actually tried it. Yeah. And she said it works. Oh, good.

But it might not work for everyone, but maybe give it a go. Anastasia, has it worked for you? Can you just tell us you're excited to talk to us now? So I'm excited. I'm very excited to talk to you guys. What about if that doesn't work? Picture Clint and I naked. See, it took your mind off it. You're not nervous anymore, are you? Yeah, thanks, guys. What about if that doesn't work? Picture Clint and I naked. See, it took your mind off it.

You're not nervous anymore, are you? Thanks, guys. You disgusted instead. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title

based on just the plot line that she can do Brie and Clint What's the Plot? Today taking you on for 100 KFC chicken dollars a jackpotted amount

after a victory to Brie last week is Erin Kia ora Erin Hi Erin Hi Erin How's it going? Yeah, good, good. What are your credentials?

What's your movie knowledge like? Oh, well, I'm not too bad, I don't think. Okay, favourite genre of film? Oh, I don't know. I like anything. Oh, you're not giving much away, Erin. And I like that gameplay. I like it.

First to get two movie plots correct wins the game you don't have to wait for me to finish the plotline you can buzz in whenever you like to have a guess. There's a theme every week and this week as tomorrow is the due date of my second child

the theme is movies about babies it's all you get it's the only clue you get. Good luck The theme is movies about babies. All right. That's all you get. It's the only clue you get. Good luck. Your buzzer is your name.

Here comes plot number one. When a precocious teenager becomes pregnant, she chooses a... Erin. Juno? Juno. That's correct. Great movie. Jeez, that was quick, Erin. Nice work.

Okay, movie number two. A research scientist becomes the world's first pregnant man. Wait, Junior. Junior. With Arnold Schwarzenegger. Is that the name of the movie? I can't remember. Is that the name of the movie?

Arnold Schwarzenegger is correct. Have you got the name of the movie correct, though? I don't have a tumor. Junior is correct. Hello, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Season greetings and best wishes for a joyous holiday. Thank you, Arnie. We're all tied up, folks.

That was close. We're at tie break. All right, Aaron. For the KFC Chicken Dollars and the title of What's the Plot Champion for this week. Movies about babies. Movie number three. Breaking up with Mark leaves our main character.

You've got to be careful. Bridget Jones' baby. Bridget Jones' baby is career. Got it. What a voice. What a voice. What a voice. Erin, you had me very worried this week. Yeah, I should have known that as well.

It's one of my favourite movies. I was going to say, I feel like if you knew Juno, you would have known Bridget Jones' Baby. Yeah, I know. Mr Darcy. I feel like I got lucky this week. Erin, call back and play okay No I will do don't worry

Alright I'll see you next week Jackpot to $150 next week This meal is getting bigger and bigger You may have to play without me as I may have a Baby by then Hello this is Arnold Schwarzenegger Season greetings

and best wishes for a joyous holiday. I thought I was going to go to the chopper. Brian Clint. Have you been scammed? I feel like quite a common thing in today's day and age that at least once in your life you may have been scammed. Right. In some way or another.

But this story is from Glasgow, Scotland. From a girl named... That Scottish accent is a scam. Glasgow. No, it doesn't make it better if you do it... Scotland. It doesn't make it better if you do it louder. Lawrence Chan.

I feel like that's pretty good. But anyway, I'm not Scottish, obviously. This woman's name is Emma and she took to social media because she was absolutely raging about someone using her debit card to buy some food on Uber Eats. Right, okay. So I'm not exactly too sure how this all came about, But there's been a purchase made on her Uber Eats and they've purchased quite a lot of stuff.

It was around $70 worth of food. Yeah. So a noticeable amount. And they got it sent to their address. Oh, no. That's some low-level skimming. You've given yourself away straight away Look I feel like

You know It wasn't the smartest people Hacking her phone Anyway So she could see What they ordered Where they ordered it from Yeah

What time Where it was delivered to So she thought You know what I'm not having this She's like I'm not having to borrow this So she decided

To seek revenge And You know what she did What She got a I hope the revenge she's like, I'm not having to borrow this. So she decided to seek revenge. And you know what she did? What? She got a... I hope the revenge fits the crime. Because it's a fairly low-level crime. Like $70 of Uber Eats, annoying. It's not going to bankrupt her.

No, no, but sometimes you have to teach people a lesson. But it's the principle, I understand. You have to teach people a lesson. And the way she decided to do that was she got a parcel and she filled it to the brim of dog feces. She then loaded the box full of poo and she shipped it to the address where the food was ordered to. She also put a note with it.

The note read, Hope you enjoyed the Uber Eats I treated you to. Here's some poober eats. Here's some poober eats for you to enjoy. I say, well done. And like I said to you before, I hope the punishment fits the crime. I think the punishment fits the crime.

Like if she'd gone around and smashed their car windows in. Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. She wasn't damaging anything. Maybe their nostrils. But the other crime that was committed is the person who hacked her account, they didn't even leave their Uber driver a tip.

Oh, but it's not your money. Yeah. Leave a tip. Leave a tip. How cheap are you? Although I think they've done their research because they found out that this Uber Eats account is linked to a debit card, not a credit card. So you can't guarantee how much money is going to be in that account.

So $70, yeah, it's a bit. It's not heaps. And they've gone, sorry, driver. What can I get right now? Yeah, we can't afford a tip. Wait, we're just going with what we've got. Yeah, it's either the extra sauce or the tip. Fair enough.

Let's just go with it. Always the extra sauce. Let's talk to some scammies this afternoon, people who have been scammed maybe online, maybe in person, maybe over Tinder. who have been scammed maybe online, maybe in person, maybe over Tinder. Yes. You've been scammed out of something? It can be anything and everything.

Maybe you went on a date with a guy who said he was 5'9", and when you got there, he was like 5'. Scam. He's like, yeah, but I'm a 9'. So that counts. Oh, 800-DIALS-ZMM or you can text us on 9696. Maybe Lawrence Chan will call us up. Let us know.

Bree and Clint. You know, here at the Bree and Clint show, we just like to bring to light some of the scammers. Yeah, we're like Fair Go, but on the radio. Yep, we like to take them down. Yeah, this is like Target, but on the radio. What's another show then? A Current Affair. This is, this is like Target, but on the radio. What's another show then? A Current Affair.

This is like A Current Affair, but on the radio. What other shows take people down? I don't know. Police 10-7. Yeah, but on the radio. On the radio. We want to know this afternoon, have you been scammed? And do you want to talk about it?

Do you want to get it off your chest? Maybe we can help. And maybe this is a watch out for other people. You're like, hey, never use Facebook Marketplace. By the way, never use Facebook Marketplace. I mean, I've used it. It's quite delightful, actually. There is no safety net.

Sold a TV within like 12 hours. Yeah, but you get what you get on Facebook Marketplace. There's no safety net, you know? I was doing the selling, met a few nice people. India has called up. Kia ora, India. Hi, India. Hi.

Did you get scammed? I didn't. My friend did, so she bought some Uggs on a cheaper website. And when they sent through the email confirmation, they addressed her as Mug. Mug. She got a pair of thugs. Full price?

Did you pay full price for the Mugs? Yeah, I think she paid something like £100. Are they still comfy? Do they fit like a pair of Uggs? No, she never got them. Oh, they never arrived at all? Yeah, because they mugged her. Oh, they mugged her.

Oh. Hey, that's quite good though. No, it's not quite good. No, it's quite a good pun. Now you've got a story. For $100, I'm trying to find the positive, all right? Rasheen is here. Kia ora, Rasheen.

Hi, Rasheen. Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. What happened to you? Did you get scammed? Oh, massively. Yeah.

Our dog died, right? And my children were devastated. So I thought, well, the only thing to do, I'll buy them a puppy. Yeah. So we did that and this puppy was beautiful. It was a chocolate cup of spaniard.

She was gorgeous. She was from South Ireland. Yep. So we gave them $5,000. Whoa. Can I ask Rasheen, was it the same breed as the dog that you lost? He was literally exactly the same.

So you had that connection with that particular breed. Yeah. So five grand. You paid five grand. Yep. So I paid five grand. And they were like, yep, okay, this is like you'll have to pick it up from the airport. This is your number.

And it comes in at five o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Oh, okay. So I took my children out of the U.S. to go and pick up this puppy. Oh, no. Yeah. The flight came and went, and I was, like, texting them. And they were going, oh, do you know what?

It's IATA. What's IATA? What's that mean? IATA, that's an international? IATA That's an international Courier company And they're like Do you know what They need you to pay

$500 now I've heard about these Puppy scams You got sucked into a puppy scam Please tell me You didn't give them more money No I didn't Luckily

And I was thinking I can't believe you're doing this At 5 o'clock in the morning My children are in devastation. Yeah, that's disgusting. These people make me so angry because not only are they taking people's money, it's like messing with people's personal feelings. So the five grand's gone, right, Rasheen, and you just write it off and you just learn from your mistakes?

Oh, no, I went to, it was actually on AdPost, and I said, look, this person's done this. And when I went to their history, there was like 20 ads from this person. And so she did a pretty good job. Yeah, that sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you, Rasheen. That really sucks. Let's go out on Lauren. Lauren, did you get scammed?

Yeah, big time. Who by, Lauren? Of this century. Yeah, tell us. Yeah, Lauren? Yeah, tell us My ex-husband What did he do? He pulled me here with a cat Oh, do you feel that, Lauren?

That's a death burn you just delivered to him right there I'm guessing My divorce finally went through. Yes, Laurie! You did it! Brie and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. First time here, first time stopping by. We do this at the same time every day. It's called Birthday Banger. We'll take three of your guys' birthdays. We'll figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we'll play the best one in full. Kia ora, David.

G'day, Dave. How you going? Good, mate. How are you? Not too bad for a Thursday. Yeah, that's good. Good to hear. What's your birthday, David?

19-11-89. All right. You were 16 in 2005 on the 19th of November. And in 2005, this had a number one hit. Oh, good vintage, David. Good banger. Good banger. Yeah, I like that.

Motherfucks. Just two guys and one song. Banger, if you ask me. We've had it come up in Birthday Banger before, haven't we? Yeah, my ex-girlfriend's prized possession, one of them, was a bra. Which one? Which singer?

No. That was a bra that she got signed by Metafix. Really? At the New Zealand show, yeah. I was like, good story. Well, you're not not going to get Metafix's signature, and all I had was my bra. Yeah, it's good.

Let's go to Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. Hello. How are you, mate? Not bad, not bad. How are you guys? Not too bad.

Chrissy, it's a Thursday, so we're on the downward slope. Is that what they say? Is that a say? Good chat. What's new with you? What's your birthday, Chrissy? The 3rd of March, 1997. Right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 3rd of March. And Chrissy, this is your birthday, Chrissie? The 3rd of March, 1997. Right, you were 16 in 2013 on the 3rd of March.

And Chrissie, this is your birthday. Oh, throwback. What did you say this was? 2012? 2013. 2013. Been a while since we've had a viral song dance thing, isn't it? Yeah, we had, what, In My Feelings.

TikTok is a viral dance. Yeah, I was going to say TikTok's kind of ruining it. Chrissy, do you like the Harlem Shake as a birthday banger? And I did my year 13, like, leaving dance to it. Yeah, of course you did. Well, there you go. Makes perfect sense. We all did a Harlem Shake in 2013.

We'll get one more for Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello, Sam. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, pretty good. That's good. What Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello, Sam. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, pretty good. That's good.

What's your birthday, Sam? 28th of December, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 28th of December. And, Sam, here it is, your birthday banger. You should let me love you. Let me be the one to love you. Ah, emotional banger.

Mario, written by Neo, correct? Yeah, I think so. I believe, yeah, written by Neo, gave it to Mario. It was a massive, massive hit. Neo regretted it. Yeah, because it sounds like a Neo song. It does. Do you like your birthday banger, Sam?

Yeah, it was pretty big back in the day. It was huge. I'll take it. Okay, good, good, good, good, it was pretty big back in the day. It was huge. I'll take it. Okay, good, good, good. I like it. Three interesting birthday bangers today. Big City Life, Metafix,

The Harlem Shake, and Mario, we love you. All good ones, in my opinion. Metafix. Metafix? Don't say Harlem Shake.

Metafix. Yes. The producersix. Yes. The producers aren't happy. David. What do you want, Harlem Shake? You've won birthday banger. Congratulations, man. Awesome.

Thank you very much. I'm out. All lined in a row We just push on by It's funny How hard we try Take a moment to relax Before you do anything rash. Don't you want to know me? Be a friend of mine.

I'll share some wisdom with you. Don't you ever get lonely, from time to time Don't let the system get you down Big sister life, me try forget my Pressure now ease up no matter what me try Big sister life, in my heart have no base And right now baby land upon me case Big sister life, try forget my

Pressure now ease up no matter what me try Big city life, try forget my Pressure knives up my toe, ward me tight Big city life, my heart's up now bass And right now Babylon, they pawn me case Soon our work is done All of us one by one Still we live our lives Bye. A friend of mine I'll share some wisdom with you Don't you ever get lonely From time to time Don't let the system get you down

Delinguist across the seas and the oceans A permanent itinerant is what I've chosen I find myself in a big city prison Arisen from the vision of mankind Designed to keep me discreetly Neatly in the corner I find myself in a big city prison Arisen from the vision of mankind Designed to keep me discreetly Neatly in the corner You find me with the flora and the fauna

And the hardship Back of yard is where my heart is Till I find it hard to depart this Big city life Big city life Me try forget my Pressure now ease up no matter how hard me try Big city life

Here my heart have no base And right now Babylon's upon my case ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today is Matterfix In Big City Life Someone's texting a fun Matterfix fact I feel like we had this fact last time we played Matterfix too But you know what, screw it, we're here now The siblings of one of the Matterfix singers is Mabel Who has that Don't Call Me Up song

Don't Call Me Up Yeah Banger Yeah, Banger Banger family Wait, is she on that song where it's like Don't Call Me Up song. Don't Call Me Up. Yeah. Banger. Yeah, Banger. Banger Family. Wait, is she on that song where it's like, no, that's someone else. That's Ella.

Ella Henderson? No, the girl, I just got paid. What's her name? Ella Irie, is it? Ella. Produced Anastasia knows. Ella Ear, isn't it? Ella Ear, that's it. Yeah, Ella Ear.

We did actually talk about this last time. Yeah, right. We dug into her whole career, actually. Did I mention about how my ex-girlfriend got her bra signed by Metafix? Yep, you did. No, you mentioned that. Yeah, right, okay. Well, that's all the Metafix stories we've got,

so that's all we're going to have to deal with. There's no new stories. There's not new Metafix stories coming out. We've got what we've got. Next on the show, the return of a classic. Bree's ability to predict what kind of underwear you're wearing. And by that, we mean G-string or no G-string. Those are the only two categories.

It's back by semi-popular demand. People have been asking for it, so I thought, screw it. Have they actually been asking for this? I saw two posts on Facebook saying, where's Breezy? That's a sure thing. We've got to bring it back. Man, you've got to fill the hours with something, right? Yeah, that's the truth.

We're just here slushing around on this big blue blob until we die, so we might as well have some fun. Jeez. Someone's dying. Oh, look. Are you wearing a G-string or not? Do you want to play? Oh, $800 ZM.

It's not that complicated. Can you please call? We need people to call so we can play the game. The return of British String is next, and we need five contestants. Bree and Clint. Look, there was a time last year where you came close to achieving greatness.

We found a secret talent that you possess. What do you mean close? Well, there are a couple of stumbles along the way. close to achieving greatness. We found a secret talent that you possess. What do you mean close? Well, there are a couple of stumbles along the way. I think I got 100% for the last like two rounds, didn't I? You came close. The one you missed out on was whether I was or not. Remember?

I tripped you up. Oh, that's right. You took everything from me after all of that hard work. I wanted to set you up for glory. I was like Shaq and you were meant to be Kobe and I was lobbing it up and you were meant to smack it down. Well then you wouldn't have put a G-string on to mess me up, would you?

Well here's your chance at redemption. It's the return of Bree-string. Welcome to G-string. G-string. G-string. The people want it so we give it to them. It's the game where Bree guesses whether you're wearing a G-string or not

with just one question. You allow her one question and all the vibes that you're willing to transmit through the phone. Five contestants. I'm going to say this game is a failure if you get more than one wrong. Oh. I'll give you one courtesy, okay? Okay.

But if you go over one, game's over. Okay, game over. We won't even finish. All right. So we'll begin with Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi, Catherine. Hi.

Hi. How's it going? Thanks for calling up. I know, you know, sometimes this is quite invasive, this question. That's okay. Just so we're clear, the category is G-string or no G-string. So if you go commando, if you go Spanx, that's all counted as no G-string. Who's wearing Spanx without underwear?

Do you wear undies with Spanx? I'd hope so. Well, I don't understand. So it's you and Catherine. I'm just sitting making sure we're all on a level playing field. Good luck, both of you. Catherine. Catherine. Hello.

What star sign are you? Bree. I am an Aquarius. Ooh, an Aquarian. An Aquarian. I'm going to say she does wear a G-string. Catherine, are you wearing a G-string? Guys, I'm sure I am not.

Oh, really bad start. The worst possible start. I feel like I've lost it. You need to get everyone correct from here. Amy, hi, welcome. Hello. Now, so we're clear, it's about what you're wearing right now, okay? What you are currently sitting or standing in.

G-string or no G-string. Brie, ask the right question this time, okay? Channel in. Dial in. Amy. Yes. Would you say you're quite a hot sleeper? Uh, yes. Would you say you're quite a hot sleeper? Yeah.

G-string. Amy? Yeah. Good. Good, everybody. Well done. Amy, thank you very much. Let's keep going.

Let's go to Katie. Katie, one question from Brie. Here it comes. Right, Katie. I feel like this question has served me well in the past. What do you do for a job? I'm so glad you asked that. I actually work at Bind on the lingerie shop. Ooh. Ooh. Interesting. Well,

if she works in a lingerie shop, she'd see all the options and she'd, you know, you pick the best one. Actually doesn't help, does it? It confuses me. It should help, but it doesn't. Sorry. Katie, I'm going to have to go with yes. Yes, as in?

She does wear G-string. Katie, remember, it's what she's wearing right now, not what she normally wears, what she's wearing right now. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me think about this. No, I'm changing it. She doesn't. I'm changing it. I don't care if she does or doesn't.

Is she or isn't she? She is not wearing one right now at this minute. She's got it. Yes. Good work, everybody. Let's keep going. Let's go to Alana. Hi, Alana.

Hiya. High Octane Radio here. One question from Bree to determine whether you're wearing a G-string or not. Good luck. Okay. Alana. Yes. Are you currently in a relationship?

No. Well, if she's not in a relationship... Okay, let me think about what I would do. I've never won a G-string, so that doesn't help. I'm going to say she likes to be comfortable. She doesn't have anyone to impress. Nah, she's not wearing one. Alana, are you or not?

Are you wearing a G-string right now? No, I'm not. Yes! Thank you, Alana. One to go. One to go, and this is a success, and it can come back if it wants to. If you fail here, it's dead forever.

It's never coming back. No pressure. Carmen, here's your question. Carmen. I need a good question here. Yeah, you really need to drill in. What is your take on hair removal? Are you for it or against it?

I'm for it. Okay, she's for it. I reckon that means she's a lot more comfortable. Maybe. I don't know. I've never worn a G-string. I don't know. I'm so stressed. What is she wearing right now?

Okay, Carmen. I'm going to get... Send me your thoughts, Carmen. Oh, that's a bit naughty, Carmen. I'm going to say yes. I'm going to say yes. Lock it in. Final answer. Eddie Maguire. Who wants to be a millionaire? Lock it in. Carmen, what are you wearing right now? I'm wearing a G-string.

She's done it! Oh, can it never come back? Yeah, actually, I'm in for a tie. I don't want to do this again. Let's go out on a high. Even Carmen's had enough. Carmen's like, I'm out. What did I even call up for?

I've been on hold for 15 minutes for this shit. I'm big into the crypto now. Yeah, you've been saying this for a while. I'm a crypto guy. I am the Elon Musk of crypto. Actually, no, he's the Elon Musk of crypto. I'm crypto trading. What makes you think that you are...

A crypto guy because I bought some crypto. So, okay, how much crypto did you buy? When did you buy it? How much have you made? These are all questions I want to answer. Let me take a look in my wallet, shall I? Yeah, go on. Oh, hey, shush, savage. Sorry, I had some savage playing on my phone. I just opened my crypto wallet

and I scanned in my fingerprint. Very secure cryptocurrency. That's the difference between the way I trade and you with regular dollars. What a dinosaur you are. I'm over here living in the future with digital cash. Shit off. Okay, I have purchased $150 of cryptocurrency.

Right, when did you purchase it? Over the last seven days. I bought some last night. Okay. And I bought some on Monday. Right. When did you purchase it? Over the last seven days. I bought some last night. Okay. And I bought some on Monday. Right. Yep. And I'm not no dummy.

Okay. I've spread my investments. I bought some Bitcoin or BTC. Well, we don't want the details. We want to know how much you've made in the last, how long have you been in the game? How much have you made? It's not really about that.

No, it is about that. It's not really about that. Because then we is about that. It's not really about that. Because then we will know how good you are at this crypto game. Yeah, but it's early days, you know? It's early days. Warren Buffett didn't make his... You've made no money, haven't you? It's not that I haven't made any money.

It's that I've lost quite a bit of money. How much money have you lost? Well, it's only $150, man. It's only $150. I don't have a problem or anything. I don't have a problem, okay? How much money? It's just my own pocket money that I problem or anything. I don't have a problem, okay? How much money? It's just my own pocket money that I put in here.

How much money have you lost, Clinton Roberts? Well, I'm under $100 now. I'm under $100. But I'm just waiting for that next spike. And when that comes, I'm going to be... This is really awkward. But you know how you thought you were the big crypto guy in the team? I'm still the crypto guy.

How wrong you are. Why? Because Producer Ben and I have been working on a little project behind the scenes, haven't we, Producer Ben? Yeah, it's been going on for maybe a few months now. Really? Maybe a month and a half. Yeah, really?

About a month and a half ago. To tell him? I feel like now's the right time. Yeah. If he thinks he's the big crypto dog in the team. Yeah. Producer Ben and I recorded this a while ago. Yeah, sweet.

It's recording. Okay, sweet. So the date currently is February the 9th. Okay, cool. 2021. Yeah, cool. You're about to go away. We've secretly, well, we're secretly recording this

while Clint is away. He's already gone home for the day. Producer Ben and I want to be the crypto kings. Yeah, the crypto kings of this show. So we are making a pact, you and I. Can I say what currently, so we're going to buy, we're going to buy some Bitcoin. No, we're buying, yeah, we're going to buy some.

Not a lot. We're just going to put some money into it. So currently it's $52,600 for one Bitcoin. We're not buying one. Let's put $100. $50, $50 each? No, let's put $100. Okay, $100 each. Okay, $100 bucks in.

$100 each. I'm going to set it up on my phone. Who knows what could happen in a month, two months. Do we know what we're doing? No, we don't. We're better than Clint. Yeah. So Producer Ben, my fellow cryptocurrency partner. You tricky son of a bitch.

We each put in a hundred bucks. Yeah. And that was back when it was 50, what was it? 52, 600 something, whatever it was worth. Producer Ben, can you please tell us how much you and I have made in crypto? Well, we're currently at $801. You are not. Yeah. You are not. Yes, we are.

It's a good profit. Hey, it's a good profit. I'm happy with that. Yeah. I think we leave it in. I think we stay in the game for a little bit longer. I need to get a new, I need a new sneaky son of a bitch. Bree and Clint.

Interesting topic that's come up today, and it's about the 2000s hit craze of Crazy Frog. Crazy Frog! Some parents have only just recovered from this... Bing, bing. ...time of life. I know. And hearing this is giving them some serious PTSD, I think.

It is the 2000s baby shark. Yeah, 100%. That's what it is. Anyway, people are blowing up the internet today because there's one particular feature of Crazy Frog that some people didn't notice. Right, okay.

I feel like I know Crazy Frog fairly well. He was everywhere. Yep, so you feel like you should know Intimately What I'm about to show you Yep Did you realise That Crazy Frog

Had a male appendage? What? Oh my god Crazy Frog's got a tiny little Crazy Frog Did you realise that at the time? No Because I was going to describe him to you. I was like, I remember the helmet, the goggles, the leather jacket.

I remember his blue skin, the big mouth, the spots on his skin. He's got a tiny little crazy frog penis. Yeah. Is that real? That hasn't been photoshopped? No, that is real. That's what he looked like back in the 2000s. And it's interesting.

People on the internet are like, why did they put that on him? Yeah. Frogs don't even have those. No, frogs are hermaphrodites. Yeah. And their genitalia is all internal. They don't have any of that. So why would they do that?

What kind of sick person was designing Crazy Frog in 2005? Well, I guess he was crazy. What kind of twisted... Crazy! Twisted individual. Is it in the music video? Yeah. When he was flying around on that motorbike.

No, it's been edited out of the music video. Oh, interesting. Oh, conspiracy. So on his album, he's got a wanger. And on the rest, he doesn't. That's weird. I wonder why. This is just not a personal question or anything.

It's not. Is that big for a frog? Yeah, because usually they don't have one. Yeah, true, true, true, true, true, true, true. True, yeah. Just ask him for a friend. Yeah. Right, okay.

We'll never look at that frog the same again. There you go. To be honest, I'll probably never look at him again, but it's still fun to know. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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