ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th March 2024
Episode Date: March 25, 2024One Day - good or nah? What happened with the holiday post-breakup? Biffing apples out of car windows. Would you eat this 4 year old frozen pie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...ation.
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ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to KFC. Hot and crispy boneless. Available now.
ZM's Bree and Clint. With guest host Brodie Kane.
That's us. Hi everybody. Good afternoon. Happy Monday.
Oh, very good afternoon to you and I'm just going to apologise straight out the bat.
Yeah.
I have failed today.
Yeah. to you and I'm just going to apologise straight out the bat. I have failed today. I did not realise
that reheating
pork larb would do what
it's done in here in the studio and I'm
actually quite embarrassed. There's a list of
non-office friendly foods like
reheating some fish. I wouldn't have put pork larb on
that list. However, it's
very fragrant here in the studio.
I wouldn't have either but actually in hindsight
I'd put a lot of fish sauce in that bad boy.
That's what it is.
It kind of actually smells a bit like feet in here, doesn't it?
Why can fish sauce go unrefrigerated?
Have you ever thought about that?
If it's so fishy, like when you reheat it,
how does it survive in the pantry of fish sauce?
I mean, is that the same as how cod liver oil tablets and stuff can exist?
Yeah, true, probably.
You know?
Probably.
I don't know, but yeah, it was good we've got a fish horse.
Good larb too, but yeah, I've failed today already.
It's only Monday.
Well, it smelled flavoursome, put it that way.
Yeah, it was.
The real issue with a radio studio is you can't open a window.
Radio studios don't have windows by design.
What we could get is one of those lovely room sprays.
Like a Glade?
No, not a Glade.
We could get one of those red Glade candles that we all had in the 2000s
that Mum used to put in the toilet.
Well, the hilarious thing...
An earwick.
Oh, the only thing it used to do, it didn't mask it, it just merged it.
So it was like, oh, now it smells like poo and Glade.
Yeah.
Oh, vanilla-scented faeces.
Poo.
Ripper of a show on the way for you,
including 50 grand on the line at 4 o'clock with 5 on time.
How did they go this morning?
Any idea if anyone's got closer?
Well, you're not going to get closer than 5.01, are you?
You're not going to get any closer than that.
No.
The best time today was a 5.6.
Nah, no good.
Gosh, it would be good to give it away before the Easter break, wouldn't it?
Activator for you at 5 to 4 if you'd like to play 5 on time with us.
First though, Tradiverse Lady, there's 50 bucks cash up for grabs and Brodie has just finished writing all of the questions.
They're some absolute rippers today, team.
Absolute rippers.
If you're keen, 0800 dials it in.
We need a tradie and or a lady to play with us.
Bree and Clint.
Time for tradie versus lady.
It's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
We're in the tradie versus lady arena.
The scoreboard reads 25 wins to the tradies, 21 wins to the ladies.
The ladies, if they win every game this short week, because it's Easter,
they'll be on level pegging by the time Jesus is resurrected.
And as I said, we just need to sometimes, we like to overthink things sometimes, us ladies.
So just going to fire it out there.
You've got to remove that brain to mouth filter.
Yeah, yeah.
Just say the thing that you're thinking.
Exactly.
Let's meet our lady first.
She's in the Tron.
She's 40-something,
and her blue-tongued lizard and cat are best friends.
Welcome to the show, Rebecca.
Hello.
Hi, what's the lizard's name?
Katie.
Katie.
Katie.
Does it roam around just in the outside,
or is it in a...
I mean, I can let him out,
and he can rock around the house
and he'll just chill.
He won't go anywhere.
And who sort of extended the olive branch
between the lizard and the cat?
Because, you know, cats can be...
True.
Yeah, one day the cat just opened the door and jumped in there
and the lizard was like,
okay, cool, whatever, bro, and I've done it ever since.
Oh, there you go.
That's quite sweet.
What a dream.
I love a good...
I think the cats are more like, holy shit, that's a big lizard,
and I'm not even going to go there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it a big lizard?
How big is it?
So looking at my arm, Hades, his head will sit in my palm,
and the tip of his tail will go past my elbow.
Yeah, that's a big lizard.
Wow.
It's a big lizard.
We've got to meet our tradie.
He's calling from Taranaki.
He's 32 and he has owned 76 cars across 12 years with his partner.
Welcome to the show, the caraholic Cole.
Hello.
What's the coolest car of those 76 cars that you've owned, Cole?
Probably the latest Holden SS Motorsport.
Oh, yeah, get in there.
The final level one.
Oh, the final level one, that's right.
Do you like to do a wee burnout from time to time, Cole?
Look, I'm asking you, I grew up,
I went to Rangiora High School in North Canterbury,
so I'm partial to a wee burnout.
Brodie was conceived in the back of a Holden Commodore.
I was not.
Cole, your buzzer is tradie. Rebecca, yours is lady. First to a wee burnout. Brodie was conceived in the back of a Holden Commodore. I was not. Cole, your buzzer is tradie.
Rebecca, yours is lady.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
It was a Ford Thunderbird.
No, I'm just kidding.
Okay, everybody, gather round.
Pay attention.
Here is question number one.
It is multi-choice.
How many time zones are there in Russia?
Is it A, 28, B, 3, or C, 11?
Lady.
Yeah, Rebecca.
11?
Yes, correct.
That was a guess.
Yeah, good guess.
Well, we wouldn't know, would we?
They wouldn't tell us.
The correct answer is however many Putin says there are.
Yes, yes.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, well done.
Good start.
Question number two.
This is also multi-choice.
What city do the Beatles come from?
Is it A, London, B, Liverpool, or C, Manchester?
Lady.
Yeah, Rebecca again.
Manchester.
No.
Dang it. Cole, London or Liverpool? Liverpool. Yeah, Rebecca again. Manchester. No. Dang it.
Coal, London or Liverpool?
Liverpool.
Yeah, well done.
Okay.
They're Liverpoolians.
Is that what you say?
That's what you call people from Liverpool.
It is.
Is it true?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Here we go.
Question number three.
The scores are tied.
What is the name of the coffee shop in the sitcom Friends?
Lady.
Rebecca.
Central Perk.
There she goes.
Two one to the ladies.
All right.
Question number four.
Who sings the hits Vampire, Good For You, and Driver's License?
She's big on ZM.
Good for you.
You look happy in health, Ashman.
I can't think of who sings it.
Olivia.
Yeah, Cole.
Ladies.
Olivia Rodrigo.
Well done.
Is that to all?
Yep, this is the tiebreaker.
Okay, everyone, this is a big question.
Think about this one long and hard.
Well, no, don't.
Actually, quickly.
How many teeth, I'll give you multi-choice again.
How many teeth do cats have?
Eight.
30.
Wow. Okay, Cole,. Trady. Ooh.
Wow.
Okay, Cole, yeah.
30.
Oh!
That's a tradie victory.
Whoa!
That's one to keep in your bloody pocket, isn't it?
Yeah.
Knowing how many teeth cats have.
I feel like there may have been some collaboration
from other tradies on site,
but that's not actually against the rules.
So long as you're not Googling, we're good to go.
And Cole, you've got 50 bucks from KFC.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
No worries.
Welcome to a fresh round of Would You Eat It?
Where today's item on the menu, and I want to know you, Brodie Kane, would you eat it?
There's a frozen Georgie pie from 2020.
Hang on a minute.
Yeah.
You want me to eat it frozen?
No, no, no.
You can.
No, it is frozen.
It's been frozen since 2020.
Yep.
You can heat it up.
Oh.
But it's just sold on Trade Me for $45.
This Georgie Pie from 2020.
And you're asking me if I'm going to put it in the oven and eat it.
Yeah.
A man by the name of Isaac said he found it at the back of his freezer when he was having a clean out.
He bought it in 2020 when McDonald's announced.
Because remember McDonald's did the Georgie Pies for a bit.
Yeah.
That was their compromise because everyone was like, bring back Georgie Pie.
And they're like, we'll sell the pies at McDonald's.
Yeah. And then turns out people didn't really want pie. And they're like, we'll sell the pies at McDonald's. Yeah.
And then turns out people didn't really want them, so they took them off the menu again.
He bought it in 2020 when they said they were discontinuing them, and it's been in the freezer
ever since.
Well, it's going to have freezer burn, isn't it?
Well, looking at it, it doesn't look in the best condition.
It looks a bit shriveled.
It has been stored in the paper bag, not in an airtight bag.
So, yeah.
I reckon you'd be alright though.
Like, are you asking me to
push my boundaries a bit? Like, is this like
I've got a gun to my head?
Nah, just physically, would you eat it?
Like if someone offered you, like the taste of Georgie Pie.
This is the only way
you're going to get a Georgie Pie. Then no.
Really? No. No, me neither.
No. Okay, I'm
going to put a gun to your head. Yep. Okay, less than that. I'm going to pay you $100. No. Okay, I'm going to put a gun to your head.
Yep.
Okay, less than that.
I'm going to pay you $100.
Yep.
Okay, I'm going to pay you $50.
Yep.
Okay.
I'm going to pay you a box of pals.
No.
Oh, okay, so it's somewhere between a box of pals and $50.
It's $50.
It's actually $50.
The lucky buyer, because it has sold, by the way, for 45 bucks,
they said it's unsure
whether they're going to eat it
or store it away
as a piece of history.
Cool story, bro.
It's hidden away
in your freezer.
I feel like you're going
to eat it for $45.
Yeah.
You want to get something
out of it, don't you?
Yeah.
Can you get a suck from it?
How long does meat
last in the freezer?
I feel like meat only lasts
a year in the freezer.
But this is not meat,
is it?
It's Georgie pie.
I think you'd probably be fine.
You might get the shits,
but apart from that,
I reckon you'd make a full recovery.
Mince and cheese, by the way.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I'd do it for 50.
50 bucks?
A crispy 50.
All right.
If the listener,
if the person who won the auction for $45 is listening,
we'll give you 50
and Brodie will eat it live on the radio.
Please get in touch.
You go on then.
Actually, I'll match it.
We'll make it 100.
Okay.
I'm in.
Yep, I'm in.
100 bucks.
Let's go.
100 bucks if we can get the Georgie pie in the studio.
Yep.
And if you eat three quarters of it,
I want to have a corner.
Okay.
Because if you don't throw up and put it in your mouth,
then I definitely want to try it.
Oh, my God, let's, yeah.
Because I miss Georgie Pie.
All right, successful round of would you eat it?
The answer is yes.
We would eat it.
We would.
For 50 bucks.
Set him.
Bree and Clint.
I have to ask you whether you've done this with an apple before.
Ooh.
I am from Runaway Ross.
If you're talking about smoking something out of it.
Oh, yeah, no, no, not that, actually.
The answer is no.
Yes.
Not that.
But I'm actually in a bit of an apple era at the moment.
Oh, yeah?
What are they, Braeburn?
Is it apple season?
I know it's always apple season
because we keep them in a big freezer, but...
They're good.
Is it?
Oh, yeah.
I've got big, crunchy apples.
I'm eating my apple in the car on the way to work today.
And it got me thinking.
I was like, I don't think I am the type of person that throws an apple core out of the car.
Would you throw an apple core out of the car?
I was raised to.
I was born and raised.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Growing up, that's what we did with apple cores,
banana skins.
Contrary to what you see on Mario Kart,
I've never seen a car skid out on a banana skin
on the road before.
No.
But then I'm like, is that a 90s and 2000s thing?
Have we moved on from there? Well, that's what I was
thinking as I hesitated
and put it in the little drink
console. I also, to add
complexity to it, have a severe fruit phobia
where once the fruit has been
consumed, the remnants of the fruit
really, really
give me the heebie-jeebies. Just because it's
sort of a moist...
The smell, the moisture of it, the presence of it,
the browning off of the core.
Yeah, yeah.
All of it.
I can't handle it, so I need to eject it out of the window.
But are you allowed to?
There's two questions, I guess.
Legally, can you?
And also, is it socially acceptable anymore?
Look, I don't know this for fact, but I'm going to assume,
I could jump on Google.
I would say that you wouldn't be allowed to throw things out of a moving vehicle.
Not things, though.
Fruit cores.
Well, it is a thing.
Because it's not McDonald's packaging, and it's not a projectile per se.
It's a biodegradable apple core that you're returning to nature.
Yeah, but it's not magically planting a tree as it flies through the air and, like, gives someone else a...
Like, imagine if everyone's throwing out apples.
Like, I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'm not the fun police here.
No.
I'm not trying to rain in on everyone's parade.
No.
But imagine if everyone was just throwing apples out.
But I'm not going to do it on bloody Ponsonby Road
in, like, a pedestrian area.
I'd only do it if it was a berm or some kind of green area beside the road.
That's when I would chuck it out.
Yeah, but you're not...
I'm driving. Yeah. I've got to... Well, I've got to throw it out kind of green area beside the road, that's when I would chuck it out. Yeah, but you're not, I'm driving.
Yeah.
Well, I've got to throw it out the, what side of the road?
Right, the right side.
You've got to cross the oncoming lane.
Yeah.
And then I was like, well, can you do it when you're stationary?
And then I'm like, but is that even, are you going to be judged then?
Because you're throwing it out at the lights.
Well, would you judge someone in the car in front of you
if you saw them biffing an apple core out the window?
Well, I guess, do you necessarily know it's an apple?
You know, like, what did they just throw out of the car?
And ultimately, I know that it's, you know, fruit and stuff,
but as I said, it's not going to magically,
you know how we're always like, ah, we'll throw it,
it's got seeds, it'll plant again.
It's biodegradable, yeah.
It'll plant again.
It's not planting on the road, is it?
Where are the thousands of roadside apple trees? Yeah. It'll plant again. It's biodegradable, yeah. It'll plant again. It's not planting on the road, is it? Where are the thousands of roadside apple trees?
Yeah.
That we were promised.
Yeah, exactly.
So I just, I'm like, are we, I'm not, I think you'd assume by the rule book that you're
not allowed to throw things from a moving vehicle.
Yeah, but abandon the rule book and just go on gut.
Would you?
Yes or no?
Well, I didn't, so no.
You didn't.
I'm not doing it anymore.
I would, yes.
Claudia, would you throw an apple core out the window of the car?
Producer Claudia?
I have before.
Yeah.
So you would.
You have, so you would.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't claim the moral high ground if you have.
Ella?
Yeah, it's totally dependable on where you are.
Yeah.
If there's a bush near you.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it was, do you know maybe what I you know maybe I'm overanalyzing it now?
Maybe because I was the driver.
If you're the passenger, you can get actually a good arm going out into the bush.
But as the driver on your own.
As the passenger, you can kind of just release it and it will bobble off.
Yeah.
Like physics will just take it off to the side of the road.
The driver's side, you're a bit screwed.
How about this text here?
Hi, I eat my apple cores and then there's no wastage.
Yes, the whole lot.
But also, what about then the,
we all know that the apple tree is going to be in your stomach.
The seeds.
We knew that.
You're going to sprout an apple tree out your bottom.
And what about that stick?
The little stick at the top.
Oh, man.
Let's poll the people.
This is real simple.
Real simple, okay?
Can you still throw an apple out the window of a car in 2024?
Yes.
That's what we want to know.
0800 dials to them or text us on 9696.
And if you're a police officer, what does the law say?
Will you pull us over?
Yeah.
Brian Clint.
A simple question for you.
Can you still, in 2024, throw an apple core out the car window when you finish eating it?
And look, I definitely have myself.
But today, I'm driving in the car.
I've got my sexy, sexy Braeburn.
And I'm like, I'm going to put that in the drink console
and drop it off at the bin at work.
I just, you know, I was like, even the act looks dodgy, right?
Well, we're raised as tidy Kiwis
and the throw and go doesn't feel right, does it?
No.
But at the same time, it's an apple course.
So I insist that, yeah, you can.
And I hope that the people still agree with me.
But it's all about public opinion, right?
And I think it's also,
I think it's actually one that I don't even know
if we do need a hard yes or no,
because this text just says, yes, you can,
but it depends on the situation. Can't do it
driving down Ponsonby Road
but Clevedon, sure.
Right? Exactly right.
Horses for courses.
Gemma's here. Hi Gemma.
Hi. What's the deal?
You've just finished an Apple. You're in the car.
What are you doing with that core?
I'm definitely not throwing it
out the window. Why not?
Because I witnessed a freak apple core incident when I was younger.
Tell us about that.
So we were driving down the road.
My dad was driving.
My dad was kind of a six-foot, really kind of solidly built man.
And somebody else who was driving must have thrown an apple core out of their window.
Yeah.
And it flew in through our window and hit my dad in the chest.
Whoa, okay.
Because it was the speed of one moving vehicle into another moving vehicle,
he ended up with a big bruise that was kind of like the size of almost a boot print.
Yeah, he would have got hit by a 100-kilometre-an-hour apple core in the chest.
I never thought about it like that.
It hit him in the chest and not in the head.
Gosh.
And he was driving.
That's probably what it caused the accident.
Totally, he was driving.
It didn't make him swerve off the road, did it?
He did get quite a shock.
It felt like he had been punched in the chest.
He would have had no idea what was going on.
It would have been the biggest shock in the world.
But the apple core was in our car.
We weren't even, do you know what?
In all of this, we never considered safety, did we?
No, we didn't.
Not once.
And even if it, I mean, that is wild.
Because it would give you a fright if it landed on your windscreen,
let alone on your chest from car to car.
Okay, Gemma, we're going to take that on board,
but I still maintain it can go out the passenger window
if you're on the kerbside.
Into a bush.
Into a bush.
Into a bush.
Not into Dad's chest.
Far out.
I'm besplon my mind.
I hope he's okay.
Has he recovered well?
Thanks, Gemma.
How about this?
I'm a truck driver.
I've thrown 10,000 apples out the window.
I mean, when you're a truck driver, needs must, you know?
Like, I feel like...
You live in that cabin.
You don't want to be living in a fruit waste bin.
I love this because let's apply this rule.
Basically, anything that can be disposed of in a green bin
is fine to be disposed of anywhere as nature and Mother Earth take care of it.
So what green bin...
Well, actually, it doesn't matter what green bin.
If we're talking about the scrap bin,
I'm not throwing a chicken carcass out there. I'm not throwing a chicken carcass out there.
I'm not throwing a chicken carcass out the side of the road.
Half a plate of uneaten nachos.
Or if it's the green bin,
if it's the Christchurch green bin,
which is grass clippings,
are we taking our lawnmower?
Are we just emptying it?
Can I chuck a rogue branch out the driver's side window?
Well, it's going into the trees and it's a tree
Here's a text
My ex vomited out the car window for an entire 15 minutes once
So I'd take an apple core anywhere, any day
Oh God
I would have pulled over but he was adamant I didn't need to
I definitely should have
Yeah, vomit out the window doesn't work
It's going straight down the side of your car
Yeah
And it's going to wrap around the side of your car. Yeah.
And it's going to wrap around the back of your car toe and anybody coming is going to drive through a cloud of your vomit.
It's stressful though because there's instances where you can't stop
when someone's had to vomit.
And it's still better outside the car than in.
Oh man, that's actually tough.
Did we get consensus on the Apple Corp?
Claudia, you're reviewing these messages.
What do you think overwhelmingly?
I feel like the general consensus is yes
if it's in a bush, not into Dad's chest.
Yeah.
Excuse me, another safety concern here. Sorry, it's
just come through. When I was a teen,
I threw an apple out the window
and it got stuck in a postie's bike
spikes and tipped him up.
I'm so...
Okay, I think the consensus is
it's dangerous.
It is dangerous.
Make sure you are stationary when you throw your apple.
Yeah, and not near a cyclist.
Posty would have gone flying.
Bree and Clint.
A bit of tension in the studio today between me and Brodie.
Can I tell the people why, though, why this happened in the first place?
Yes.
Because I started watching the show One day, which is on Netflix,
and I told Clint that I was about four or five episodes in,
and I was like, look, I'm finding it really slow.
It's a bit dull and boring,
and you were like, stay with it.
You just wait.
You won't even realise.
You must stay with it.
So I stayed with it,
and I watched the rest of it on Saturday.
And by the way, if you haven't watched it and you want to watch it
turn the radio
down because we are going to spoil it.
Are we? Yeah we are. You can't not
right? Oh gosh I assure
you it won't spoil it that's for sure.
And so I did that and then I text
him and was like well cheers mate
because that is an entire
what was it like 14 eps I know that they're only
20 to 30 minutes but that is 7 entire, what was it, like 14 eps? I know that they're only 20 to 30 minutes,
but that is seven hours of my life that I will not get back.
I believe the words I actually said to you were,
stick with it.
It's worth it.
Yes.
You will love, you will thank me and hate me at the same time,
is what I said.
Well, I'm not. Because it's got such a beautiful crescendo.
It's got such a wonderful, like, gut-wrenchingly beautiful story,
the whole thing.
It is so the opposite of beautiful.
Basically, boy meets girl, right, for anyone that hasn't watched it.
You're really going to spoil it.
Yeah, I am.
Boy meets girl, they like each other.
They don't get together for ages and they just stay friends,
but they do like each other.
Then, you know, they go through all these things in their lives
and then they do get together and then she dies.
That is an incredible oversimplification of the show one day.
I'll tell you what I think about that show.
And you think it's beautiful, which I find fascinating.
And I'm not cold-hearted and I love love.
I didn't say that you were and I didn't say that you didn't.
I know, but I was just backing myself up.
When I look at these two characters, they meet, they're miserable, right?
So they're miserable, they're pretty unhappy in their lives for whatever reason.
They're not, they're young.
No, they're miserable.
They're not.
Miserable.
Then they find themselves miserable.
Then they get together, they're themselves miserable. Then they get together.
They're still miserable.
And even like either arguing and stuff in the house that they want to buy, miserable.
And then she dies and obviously he's miserable.
Like the whole story is two just miserable English people
being miserable.
Okay, can I offer a counter to that?
I think that's completely the wrong way to look at it.
The beauty of that show is each episode
I'm going to just really put it out there. Each episode
is a year in their life.
So you begin with them in
1988
is it? And then
it's the same day every year
It's the same day David.
So each episode is 1988
then 1989 then
1990 and you follow them through life.
And the miserable stuff that you're talking about
is interwoven with bits of happiness and beauty and sadness
and bloody childbirth and weddings and funerals
and family members passing away.
It's the inertia of life.
It's so monotonous.
It's not.
It was so just...
It's not.
Everything was just...
And even if you don't like that,
the music is phenomenal.
Well, I didn't notice the music
because I was so miserable.
The clothes are so good.
Like the fashion,
going from the 80s to the 90s to the 2000s,
the fashion was fantastic.
You can't defend a show based on music and fashion, Clint.
That's a huge part of it.
But also, can I just say, let us not forget,
it was already a book and a movie.
What?
Who said?
Oh, we need to cover that again.
Yeah, but the movie was rubbish.
We're talking about the show One Day,
and this fight actually erupted on both of our Instagrams last night
and I've had a lot of feedback
as have you. And our own echo chambers.
And our own echo chambers. I've got
celebrity input from
Maddie McLean. One Day is
such a beautifully
told story. The
characters are amazing
and complex. The
storyline is so rich.
There's so much beauty to it.
I just cannot say enough good things about the show.
It is amazing.
And unlike any show I've seen in a very, very long time.
That's from Maddie.
Okay, so I take Maddie McLean's opinion on things.
He cries at the drop of a hat.
He also caught into a question, your opinion on things.
Yeah, but you know, that's a cheap voice grab.
That's a cheap voice grab.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying that I'm not wrong.
I'm not wrong.
I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm not wrong.
But I'm really surprised by you
because you're kind of a bit of a, you're a bit cynical like me in most aspects of life.
We vibe similar.
So I'm really shooketh by you because I just thought it was the absolute pits.
I was depressed at the end of it.
Thank you for at least admitting that.
Yeah, I was.
And there was a moment where like I was crying
and Lucy was crying.
And look, this is going to sound really soppy,
but we just held each other for a moment at the end of it
because it impacted me.
No, don't try and reach on me, Ella.
It really impacted me.
It moved, the TV show moved me to tears.
Interesting, because I also didn't think they had any chemistry.
Oh my god.
You are just... No, you're trying
to get a rise out of me. I'm not. I just think
I had such phenomenal chemistry.
I think for everything, all of the kerfuffle
on social media and people reacting
to it crying, I'm like, this is
hugely overhyped.
Hugely overrated.
We were going to ask what TV shows
are massively overhyped
and overrated.
I want to change it.
I want to change it.
I want to change it to
is one day great or awful?
I just want to ask the people
because I feel like,
I feel like,
I feel like you missed
the whole point of the show.
Mate, do you want me to read
some of the texts?
I feel like you watched 14 episodes
and you completely missed
the point of the TV show.
Mate, I did what you told me.
I was going to stop.
I was going to stop.
Caitlin, you know, lovely Caitlin from The Girls Uninterrupted,
she was like, oh, no, give it a try.
Gracie stopped.
And then you came in and said, stick with it.
And I did.
I went into it going, I'm going to watch this
and I'm going to see what happens.
And it was just depressing.
Okay.
You need to have seen the show for this.
No, you don't.
But we're going to ask you the question.
You need to have seen it to have an opinion.
0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696.
The TV show one day on Netflix.
Great or shit?
Brian Clint.
We're in the grips of a very heated argument about the TV show
One Day.
And while these songs
have been playing,
best you believe
we've still been arguing.
Yes.
And occasionally
just looking at each other
and just shaking our heads
because I just can't,
I can't,
I can't with you.
And I can't with you.
I thought you had
more emotional intelligence
than this.
Oh,
don't bring intelligence
into it.
I didn't say intelligence,
I said emotional intelligence.
Emotional intelligence.
I love,
I said to you, I love a good love story. This is not it. I didn't say intelligence I said emotional intelligence. I love, I said to you, I love a good
love story. This is not it.
I'm pro one day. I think it's
a beautiful, complex love
story well told and Brodie
is anti one day. I just
want to say as well, just quickly. She has a cold
dead heart. I said
that I love love. I told you that.
I'm just going to say
we're going to go to the phone we're going to go to the phone.
We're going to go to the text.
But I've just, because I like facts, I've counted the texts.
And there are 55 with me and 20 with you.
Just in the spirit of fairness.
All right.
And we all know that a phone call is worth 20 texts.
So let's see which way the phones lean, shall we?
We'll start with Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, how are you?
Now tell us, before we go any further,
have you watched the TV show on Netflix one day from start to finish?
Yes.
Okay, great.
What did you think?
Well, I think that because I've seen the movie,
I sort of was waiting for the boiler alert.
The big moment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was waiting for that.
And then when it happens, but I mean, I was still intertwined in their relationship with the whole stuff.
So I did like it, but I did think it could have been in a movie.
But I mean, I did like the 13 or so episodes.
And I like the fact they are all different lengths of time.
Yeah. And didn't you like that the TV show gave all of those stages of life
time to breathe and, like...
Breathe, all right.
Develop, yeah.
So I just want to check, Lisa, are you on Team Clint or Team Brodie?
But it's overhyped, right?
I'm Team Clint.
Okay.
But I am on a little bit of a fence.
I've got a splinter, one.
She's got a toe dangling over the Clint side.
She's got a butt cheek in Team Clint.
She's sitting on the fence, but one cheek on my side.
Thanks, Lise.
We appreciate it.
Sarah's here on 0800DALZM.
Hi, Sarah.
Hello.
How are you guys?
We're good.
Let's cut to the chase.
Team Brodie or Team Clint?
I'm Team Brodie.
That show is so boring.
Thank you. I wanted to like it it clint i'm not a hater
i liked it you know what it really helps is to watch it on 1.5 speed on netflix because you get
through it a lot faster that's a tragedy what you've just said that is actually i wish i had
that travesty yeah oh no So annoying. Exactly that noise.
Oh, gosh.
Did you watch it? Yeah, and because I had watched the movie,
I was like, come on, you know what's going to happen.
Let's just get to it.
Let's just get to it.
Was your heart not breaking every episode
knowing what was going to happen?
See, I didn't know what was going to happen.
Oh, so a mile away.
Yeah, I was just bored.
Yeah.
Unlike that van.
Or the van scene. Oh, I was just bored. Yeah. Unlike that van. Or the van scene.
Oh, not that van scene.
I meant the van that hits her at the end.
Oh, I thought you meant the van scene earlier on.
Thanks, Sarah.
Oh, she can't unsee that.
Okay, one apiece.
Oh, by the way, this is huge spoiler alerts on the TV show one day.
We gave it before.
You might have just tuned in.
Sorry if you've just tuned in.
But we can't debate this show without talking about all of it, you know?
Yeah. Gab's here. Hi, Gab.
Hello, team. How are you?
Yeah, we're good. What do you reckon?
Are you Team Clint? One Day is a fantastic,
beautiful show?
Or are you Team Brodie, a hater, I wish I'd never
watched it? I am all-time
Team Clint. Yes!
It is the most
romantic
journey of life.
It's life.
Oh, my God.
It's life.
It's life.
And also, it just, you know, there's so many highs and the crippling lows.
I'm sorry, did I miss a couple of episodes?
What highs?
What was high?
The highs of their love story.
Their love story.
What?
When he first got together with the woman that he has the baby with,
he was happy for the first time?
He was never happy in that entire show.
No, he was happy when he realised what he wanted in life
and they got together.
But also, he's very good looking.
He's very good looking.
Yeah, but even that didn't pull me through.
It didn't pull me through, honestly.
I said to Brodie, what TV shows do you like?
She's like, Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy and Game of Thrones.
I was like, right, so there wasn't enough murder and drugs in this show for you.
No, but hear me out as well, though.
Here's another thing I have with Netflix shows and whatnot, okay?
Because remember that one, Normal People?
Gosh, that was slow, too.
I think the slight issue I have in some respect is that, well, this one was a movie.
I think sometimes our Netflix and our streaming services are now making a story that is a movie longer.
Like, what's that one that Lady Gaga's in House of Gucci or something?
Yeah.
Movie.
Movie.
Doesn't need to be.
So I think pack it back into two hours.
Thank you.
I'm very busy.
Okay.
We're going to have to agree to disagree.
Gab, what was the last quarter?
Were you Team Brodie or Team Clint?
Team Clint.
Team Clint.
This is rigged because it's your show and I'm just the fill-in.
Oh, there's one.
One day bites.
The producers hated the show.
One day bites.
Bree and Clint.
If you're in your car going,
they can't still be arguing about the TV show one day
Can they?
We can and we are
The silly thing is we probably need to put a full stop on it
Yeah we do
We're not going to agree
It's like in a relationship
You need to just agree to disagree
And move on with your life
Either that or we get a divorce
Anyway let's play
Guess the Noise.
The game where we guess the noise.
We have two teams, Team Brodie and Team Clint.
Simon, you're going to join Team Clint.
Welcome.
Hello, how's it going?
Great, and great to have you on board.
Lynn, you're going to join Team Brodie.
G'day, Lynn.
Good afternoon. How are you, Lynn? I'm great, thank you. It's a beautiful day. Oh, it're going to join Team Brodie. G'day, Lynn. Good afternoon. How are you, Lynn?
I'm great, thank you. It's a
beautiful day. Oh, it's a beautiful day,
isn't it? Fantastic. Always
sunny in, where are you, Lynn?
In the Mighty Tron in Hamilton.
Always sunny in the Mighty Tron.
Claudia's going to run the game for us
guys. Hello, Claudia. Hello, how are
we? Well, but
I write after that argument, but coming
back down. We're powering down.
Just to put it out there, I'm on Team Brodie
for the one day chat.
But moving on, this is Guess the Noise
where I'm going to play a noise and you're going to guess what it
is. I'm trying something out with
the theme today. Okay. Last week we did
video game consoles and I realised
you guys didn't know much about video games. No.
We're trying a different video game realm and doing
sounds from games. Oh boy
I'm out. Sorry Lynn.
I think you'll be alright.
I'm not a big gamer either. There's something in
here for everyone. I think everyone's probably going to get
at least one but we'll see how we go.
Can I just ask a question? I was not here
when this, are we racing
you and I? So me and you will go head to head
we'll buzz in with our names if we know it Oh we buzz in with our names. And then we'll do one and then we'll go over and I? Yes. So me and you will go head to head. Yeah. We'll buzz in with our names if we know it.
Oh, we buzz in with our names.
And then we'll do one, and then we'll go over to Simon and Lynn.
Yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool.
And they'll do one.
Cool, cool, cool.
And then first team to three points is going to take home the win.
All right.
So Brodie and Clint buzz in with your name if you know what it is.
The answer is going to be a video game.
Okay, okay.
Just so you know.
Got it.
Okay.
Here's the first one.
So it's for Brodie.
Brodie.
I actually know that one. That's the first one. It's for Brody. Brody. I actually know that one.
I don't think it's a console.
Clint?
Pac-Man?
Yes.
Sega.
You can never say your own name.
Okay, that is one point for Team Clint.
Before we do Simon and Lynn, are either of you guys gamers?
In the old days.
No, not really.
Sorry, Lynn.
That was pathetic.
I got excited.
I was actually going to say Sonic the Hedgehog.
Okay, all good.
Okay, buzz in with your name, guys.
We'll give it a go.
Simon and Lynn, this one is for you guys.
Simon. Simon? That's Sonic one is for you guys. Simon.
That's Sonic. It's not
Sonic. It's the other one.
It's the other one. Yeah. Lynn?
You can buzz in again
if you know it, Simon. Lynn, Super Mario.
Yeah. It is.
That's him
grabbing the coins instead of grabbing the rings.
I was with you, Simon, but it's the other one.
Yeah. They have great sounds, though.
Yeah, they really did.
Okay, that is one point
per team.
Oh, no.
Brodie, your buzzer is Brodie.
Yes.
Brodie and Clint,
this one's for you guys.
Silby Webb.
Clint?
Say OnlyFans.
Grand Theft Auto?
No.
Brody?
I don't even know.
I'm trying to think of anything.
Can you play it again?
Subi Web.
Gran Turismo?
Clint?
Clint.
Need for Speed?
No, it's got nothing to do with racing.
You play it on the computer, little people. Okay, Simon
and Lynn, if you guys know it, you can buzz in too.
Simon. Simon?
Is it Sims? Yeah, that's the
Sims.
Okay. She was putting
a little flirt on in that. Okay.
Gosh, okay.
What's our score looking like? That is two for Team Clint,
one for Team Brodie. Alright.
Okay, so Simon and Lynn back for you guys.
Here's another one.
This one's hard, I reckon.
I know that.
Simon.
Simon.
Is that a grand test although?
It's not.
That is a great guess though.
That would have been my guess too.
It sounds a bit porno.
Lynn, do you want to throw a guess out?
I can give you guys a clue.
This is the game that all the kids are playing right now.
Oh, Clint.
No, you're not.
It's not your round.
Yeah, just wait, Clint.
Oh, yeah.
Lynn?
Fortnite.
Yeah, that's Fortnite.
Yes.
And that's all tied up. So this one's for the win. Oh, that's Fortnite. Yes. And that's all tied up.
So this one's for the win.
Right.
Wait, I need to think about any that I know.
Okay.
We're all in here, right?
Yeah.
Lynn, Simon, you guys can buzz in as well.
Oh, we're all in.
We're all in.
So whoever gets this is going to win it for their team.
Oh, my God.
Good luck, everyone.
Here you go.
Pick a beat.
Clint.
Pokemon.
So long.
I'm going to say...
What could it be?
Pokemon?
Yeah.
Pick a beat.
It's not my thing.
Damn.
That was good fun.
That was much more competitive than I thought it was going to be.
I got so...
Pokemon.
So good. Much more competitive than I thought it was going to be. I got so... I just got light-headed there. Pokemon!
So good.
Lynn, you played bloody well.
But Simon, you're going to get the KFC chicken dollars this afternoon.
Fantastic, thank you.
You're very welcome.
Brody.
That's my brain.
That's actually my brain, the sound of it today.
Oh, God.
Brodie's currently powering through a mouthful of almonds.
Well, you know what it's like?
Monday, new week, new me.
You're in the fits-mo part of the week.
Yeah.
You're in the healthy part of the week.
Yeah.
Because I know what's happening later.
Later in the week?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yummy.
And there was a guy just out in the office.
I just went to go to the loo,
there was a guy
carrying like a multi-tray,
tray,
pushy tray thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Packed with lint bunnies.
I was like,
mate,
that is,
you are dangerous.
In the building.
In the building.
That is,
he's a marked man.
Also,
you've got Fred again midweek.
Yeah,
I'm going in,
that's a,
I'm adopting school night behaviour.
Are you really? 100%. Yep. I thought we were going to get I'm adopting school night behaviour. Are you really?
100%.
I thought we were going to get a bag of ass on Thursday.
That'd be a bit of fun.
No, no.
I'm going all in, sober.
Really?
Yeah, I think so.
That's going to be a great one.
I just want to ask a question just quickly with the news that came out over the weekend.
And boy, I was shocked when I opened the Herald app on Saturday morning.
And it's revealed that Kate Middleton, Princess of Wales, has cancer.
And she's having chemotherapy.
Awful, eh?
Awful.
Awful.
Do you know, I also thought, well, we played a funny clip on the Friday,
and we've talked about it on, I've talked about it on the podcast,
you've probably talked about it heaps.
Feel a bit bad?
Wow, that's the question I was going to ask.
Does the world owe her an apology? Arguably, yes.
It's not just us. There are huge, huge people who are
getting dragged in the comments section for their behaviour around Kate Middleton.
Blake Lively has posted an apology
for some joke that she made about where is Kate Middleton.
Kim Kardashian is staying true.
She's left the post up where she put up a fit check
and the caption was, off to find Kate.
The comments in that post are rabid.
People are like, you are disgusting,
which is too far the other way as well.
Yeah.
But Claudia, you loaded that far the other way as well. Yeah, yeah.
But Claudia, you loaded that audio that we played on Friday of the Kate Middleton impersonator.
What have you got to say?
I'm really sorry.
I just was doing what I was told.
No, I think, do you know what? I think what this is an example of is everyone's so fascinated by the royal family, right?
Because it's still a part of the world that's, to the rest of us, not real.
Yes.
Like it's so far removed and yet it's a massive part of Great Britain
and we're still part of the Commonwealth and all of this, right?
And there's obviously lots of hugely controversial history.
So it's heated at all times.
She is always present.
People love her.
So I think, and I will be the first to put my hand up and say,
I wish I hadn't partook in the kind of,
even just as a casual yarn in terms of like on air
and on our podcast.
What I would also like to say is,
I think that,
I'm not talking about her whatsoever,
I think the massive Royal PR machine
could have done a lot better.
She should not have been made
to make that video whatsoever
and it never should have got to the point
where she either felt like she had to do it
or they made her do it or whatever.
I know that, obviously, imagine the difficulty
in trying to figure out how to tell your children
while you're one of the most famous women in the world.
I think there could have been more support around,
like a statement could have gone out weeks ago
which said something to do with,
look, she's had a medical procedure, which we knew.
It's thrown up a few other issues.
So they have us.
I mean, people still would have speculated.
Of course, you can't stop it with
that royal family.
People spiral in a vacuum, right, when there's
no information. The thing that was the worst
about it was the
photoshopped photo.
The mystery was there.
And then they just poured gasoline
on it with this poorly managed,
and it's not her fault. She would have been doing whatever
they were told. You're right, the real
PR machine said that they needed to do.
It was just, what a cluster.
That's what I think is really sad about it is that I saw
this video of her and I just thought
she shouldn't have to do that.
And I feel terrible.
It's quite amazing seeing the people though
on things like TikTok who have created
an entire following from speculating
on what is happening with her
and posturing wild
theories like that she has
taken the kids and moved to Sweden because
they think Charles is going to die within the year and she
decided she doesn't want to become queen so she's
taken the kids and moved to Switzerland
or that she'd gone and had a Brazilian butt lift.
Like all of these people that have created a following from it,
the backtracking that they are doing,
they are just like, they're like,
oh, yeah, I was wrong.
I was wrong and I'm sorry for what I said.
Well, do you know what?
That's the best thing you can do and we do it.
So I'm sorry for entering in the chat.
I am sorry.
I'm sorry for making light of it too.
But no, no buts.
No buts.
No buts.
That end.
That end.
Brian Clint with Brodie, back after this.
Brian Clint.
We were having a chat before the show today
and our producer Ella told us about some friends of hers
who are
in a sticky situation right ella yeah it's weird um i have a friend and she was with her boyfriend
they booked a trip um because you know you're in love you want to go see the world overseas yeah
overseas everything's booked um but then they break up yeah but it's all booked. Yeah. So there's been this limbo recently of, are they?
Will they not?
Will one of them?
Do they, don't they?
Yeah.
You know, but they both did it.
They're there now.
They just went on the trip?
Yep.
Did they get back together as a couple for the trip?
Nah.
So they've gone as single people who used to date on a proper, like, OE trip.
Actual holiday, yeah. How long is the holiday? Oh, I don't know. I thinkE trip. Actual holiday, yeah.
How long's the holiday? Oh, I don't know. I think
a couple of weeks at least, yeah. I'm absolutely
all for this. I'd do the same. Really?
I'm not letting no breakup rain on
my parade.
You want to go with the ex?
I don't care. I'm not ruining the holiday that I've
paid for, no. It's fresh.
I don't care. The breakup is fresh.
But that's the thing you've already paid
for it yeah so they're going i'm going they would have booked one room i would have i would like
seats next to each other on the plane i'm like i'm banking on the other one not going probably
but i'm going oh you're gonna double down well i'm just saying i'm going you can come along if
you want i won't talk to you what if you go and they go and then while you're there,
they meet somebody and they start hooking up with somebody?
I will go out of my way to do that.
You know?
Yeah.
Well, right.
It's going to be a war.
The whole trip is going to be a war between you two.
I'm just picturing myself at one of my favourite places.
I'm in Bali.
I'm with the ex.
And we're sitting, you know, one little beach bar down from each other,
out trying to drink bintang each other and out trying to flirt.
Yeah, I'd love it.
That sounds like a recipe for getting back together, to be honest.
Oh, you reckon?
Yeah.
I just think if I was...
You get steamed, you have a huge fight,
and then you fall into your shared bed together.
You know what?
That would be a better plot than one day.
Right there.
Leave it!
That would be a better plot.
Leave it.
We're not talking about one day.
Hey, but also, so what if that happened?
Like, what if there was just a casual, Hey, but also, so what if that happened?
Like what if there was just a casual like
post relationship
and then,
and then.
It depends on the person.
Ellie,
you've very recently gone
on a three week trip
around Europe
with your boyfriend.
It was two years ago,
but yeah.
Was it two years ago?
But yes,
that was fun.
Although,
nearly also to break up
on the holiday.
Exactly.
What would you have done?
What would you have done if you broke up in the weeks leading into that trip?
What would you have done?
Because you put all your deposits down.
You paid all your money to go to Europe.
Oh, that's rough.
I don't know.
Maybe you do.
Maybe you suck it up.
And you're like, oh.
I don't know.
Don't put me in there.
I wouldn't be going on the trip.
I'm going.
Are you?
Yep.
I would pay good money to not be in that situation.
So why would I not forfeit the holiday?
You know?
So, but, yeah.
Is it just, I sometimes get a little bit over analytical,
but I'm like, I'm sort of saying that I'm going,
banking on the other one not going.
Yeah, right.
But also, if he does, I'm still going.
Right up to the boarding gate,
you're like calling each other's bluff
right as you go to board the plane.
You're like, you sure you want to come on this trip?
Yeah.
I'm going to be an absolute shitbag on this trip.
You sure you want to come?
Yeah.
Trying to talk them out of it.
I mean, yeah, I think so.
Let's get some real world experience.
Have you had this?
We want to ask the question,
what happened to the pre-booked holiday after the breakup?
Can we just ask one sub-question? I know it's only usually one question.
Yeah. But also, did
anyone break up whilst
on holiday? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the big pre-booked holiday and you guys
break up a week into your month
long continue around Europe. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a great one too. Okay, what happened?
What happened to the big holiday after
the breakup? 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696 as well.
We'd love to get your input.
Here's a situation for you that's happening to one of our producer's friends at the moment.
They have a big overseas trip booked.
They're a young couple and they're going on like a three-week OE type situation
and then they break up just before the trip.
What do you do?
In their situation, they've gone on the trip.
Without getting back together, they've gone on the trip.
They're just going to tough it out.
I reckon they're going to have a rubbish time.
But what would you do in that situation?
I'm absolutely going.
Yeah.
It's a holiday.
I mean, look, let's just, I don't know,
just say you booked a trip to Fiji, right?
And you're, I mean, I guess it depends where you get.
No, you'd be sweet.
Go to Fiji.
You're staying dinner out.
You just get there.
Oh, you've got the same room, I suppose.
Same room, eat at the same buffet, swim in the same pool.
The buffet's fine.
The buffet, you'll be at another table.
The pool, you can go and sit around the other side.
It's just that room that's a bit niggly.
Maybe you just see if you could do. I would. I and sit around the other side. It's just that room bit that's a bit niggly. Maybe you'd just see if you could do...
I would.
I'd get on the blower.
Spray for an extra room.
Do you know what?
Because you just explain things.
Put it nicely.
See what they can do.
Maybe that's a good outcome.
Let's talk to some people that it's happened to.
Richard's here.
Hey, Richard.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
Did this happen to you?
You broke up with someone before a pre-booked holiday?
Not pre-booked holiday, but actually on the holiday.
Oh, no.
Whereabouts were you?
Oh, so when I was still a little bit young and dumb,
I decided to do a, I immigrated to the UK
and I decided to try and do a long-distance relationship
with my girlfriend from South Africa.
And mid-holiday,
we go,
I brought her over to the UK
and then we went
on a holiday to Italy.
Yes.
And mid-Italy trip,
I find out
she'd been cheating on me.
Back in South Africa?
Yeah,
back in South Africa.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Needless to say,
I left her in the hotel room
because I was the one
who had most of the money.
Yeah.
And I went out
to go see Italy and I just left her inside the hotel room the whole was the one who had most of the money and I went out to go see Italy
and I just left her
inside the hotel room
the whole trip
and I suppose
the kicker of this
was that she still
tried to get me
to change her
return flight
back to South Africa
that I had to try
and pay for
she can get it
no ways
she's in the bin
get her in the bin
the nerve
the nerve
because I get it
if she wants to fly over
and tell you in person.
Even then, don't bother with that.
But the nerve to go on the holiday.
And then actually think the audacity
to try and get the flight changed.
No.
Well, you're obviously better off without her.
Thanks, Richard.
Someone texted and they said,
I got married,
but my wife left me after two months.
The honeymoon to Disneyland
was already booked after she left me,
but she still came on the honeymoon with me.
But after we landed back home, she went
through with leaving me that very day.
My God. What do they say? Disneyland
the happiest place on earth. Wow.
Not in that situation. Yeah, no.
She just wanted the free trip to Disneyland.
Yeah. I mean, I can understand that.
The paid trip to Disneyland. I can understand that.
Can you? I feel like if you're
the person, like in a marriage
for example, if he, because he sounds like
he was blindsided. I'm not saying
who is in the right or wrong, but if you're the person
who calls the marriage off after two months,
I feel like you forfeit your trip to Disneyland.
You go, no, that's on me.
You go though.
Get the ears. Take it, mate.
Take it, mate. Take Daryl.
Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Get the ears. Take it, mate. Take it, mate. Take Daryl. Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hello.
Hello.
Have you had a pre-booked holiday and a breakup happen at the same time?
Not at the same time, but we were asked to be witnesses at a wedding in Dominican Republic.
Okay.
Me and my very long time ago ex now.
Yeah.
And so we booked and paid for the wedding when we were still together
and it cost £3,000 for the two of us.
Yeah.
It was like all inclusive.
We had to stay on this resort
and then we split up in the March
and this was in the May.
And yeah, we still went
because obviously it was a lot of money
and spent 10 very awkward days together
in Dominican Republic on a resort.
Can I ask a question?
Can I ask a question, Sarah?
Yeah.
Did maybe some memories flood back with an activity at all?
You know, like, did you hook up?
No, actually, he went a bit crazy on the holiday,
and I was like, oh, I'm so over this, you know,
and I'd actually booked my ticket to New Zealand, so, you know,
and I've ended up living here now, so, you know. Well, we're lucky to have you, and he's actually booked my ticket to New Zealand so you know I've ended up living here now
so you know
well we're lucky
to have you
and he's in the bin too
doesn't it show
that things happen
for a reason
right
oh yeah
100%
I had a lovely
10 days in Dominican Republic
I just had a bit
of awkwardness
because he was always there
yeah yeah
okay alright great
thank you Sarah
we appreciate it
listen to this
a co-worker went on a trip
with her husband
to Paris and he broke trip with her husband to Paris
and he broke up with her as he was sleeping with someone else in Paris.
In gay Paris.
Imagine breaking up with someone in Paris.
In the City of Love.
Oh, no.
I imagine he did it in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Just again, like we talked to Richard before,
the nerve of somebody to go on a holiday when they're cheating on you.
Outrageous.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
I know.
None of those convinced me that going on a trip with someone you've just broken up with
is the right idea, by the way.
What about if...
Not a one.
I'm still...
I'm keeping an open mind.
I'm keeping an open mind.
Brodie loves a holiday.
I do.
I really love travel.
She'll go on any circumstance. Yes. Bree and Clint. Time for keeping an open mind. Brodie loves a holiday. I do. I really love travel. She'll go under any circumstance.
Free and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
Free and Clint.
Birthday banger.
When we find out the number one
song on your 16th birthday
and then the best of the three gets played out
in full, Jo's going to play first.
Hi, Jo. Hi, guys.
How you going? Good. How are you?
We're good. Did you have a good weekend?
Pretty quiet. Just spent most of the
time at home with my kids doing some gardening.
Oh, nice. It is
that season. It's garden season.
Is it? Yeah. It's time to
pull everything out.
Autumn, spring.
Oh, there you go. Jo, give us your date of birth
and we'll tell you the number one song when you were 16.
The 8th of July, 1989.
All right.
So, 8th of July, 1989 means you were 16 in the year 2005,
and on that day, this was the number one song.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
She is about to headline Coachella with No Doubt.
Is that a late announcement?
Yeah, late-ish, yeah.
Because this year's Coachella was an average line-up.
Well, she's one of the headliners.
No Doubt is doing one of the nights.
Cool.
What do you reckon, Jo?
Gwen Stefani, Hollaback Girl?
One of my favourite songs.
Is it?
It's one of your favourite songs?
It is, yeah.
Okay, well, here we go. Wait there. My favourite songs. Is this one of your favourite songs? It is, yeah.
Okay, well, here we go.
Wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Nazneen.
Hi, Nazneen.
Hi, how are you guys?
We're good, thank you. How was your weekend, Nazneen?
Yeah, it was good.
Just relaxing a little bit, actually, so it was good.
Delightful.
This is a ticker A, relaxing at the weekend.
You think it's going to be boring?
It's actually sometimes the best weekend you can have.
Yeah.
What's your date of birth?
Let's do your birthday banger.
18th of June, 1992.
All right, so 18th of June, 1992 means that you were 16 in 2008,
and on that day, this was the number one song.
I can't wait to say the word.
There's a date.
Oh, I love it.
Madonna and Justin Timberlake.
Oh, yes.
Four minutes.
That's fun.
Do you like it, Nazneen?
Yeah, I love it.
Okay, all right, two goodies.
Let's go to Leanne now who's doing Mum's birthday banger.
Hi, Leanne.
Hi.
How are you, Leanne?
Good.
Good.
How old are you, Leanne?
Nine.
You're nine years old.
Okay, so we can't do your birthday banger yet,
literally because it doesn't exist.
It hasn't been made yet, your birthday banger.
That's a few years away.
So let's do Mum.
What's Mum's name? Caroline. mum. What's mum's name?
Caroline.
Okay.
What's Caroline's birthday?
16th of April, 1984.
Okay.
Okey-dokey.
So that means that she was 16 in the year 2000,
and on that day, this was the number one song.
How about that for a review?
I think that's quite good. You think it's good?
This is
the hardest that we've had in a while.
Okay, wait there, wait there Leanne.
Justin Timberlake with
NSYNC, Justin Timberlake with Madonna or Gwen Stef Leanne. Justin Timberlake with NSYNC, Justin Timberlake with Madonna,
or Gwen Stefani with no Justin Timberlake?
Okay.
I don't want to influence you, you shouldn't influence me,
so let's do it in three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Four minutes.
Hey!
I haven't heard it in a while and it's like, let's go.
Yeah, that worked out well didn't it
that means Nazneem
you won birthday banger well done
I haven't thought about
this song in years
coming hot out of 2008
this is Madonna and Justin Timberlake
4 minutes to save the world on ZM.
Brie and Clint.
ZM, Brie and Clint with Brodie filling in for Brie.
That's the winner of our birthday
banger for Nazneen from the
year 2008,
Madonna and Justin Timberlake, 4 Minutes.
Some good songs in there today.
Absolute bangers.
Any of them, any of them would have gone well.
This would have gone well.
Yeah.
See, JT's rolling out NSYNC on his world tour at the moment.
And people are saying that he needs to.
Oh, gosh.
People are so critical of him.
Have I missed the boat on that?
Is it the whole Britney thing?
Because everyone, I watched him do Tiny Desk,
and the comments section was foul.
Is it the Britney stuff?
I think it's mostly the Britney stuff,
and it's a little bit of the cheating stuff that came out too.
Yeah.
What's her face? What's his voice? Jessica cheating stuff that came out too. Yeah. With um,
what's her face? Jessica Beale.
She's incredible, yeah.
Okay. I think he's Like people are saying things like, oh gosh
he's giving me the act, like he's too old. I'm like
wow. Yeah, I know, it's weird eh?
The ones I saw were like um, there's nothing
behind the eyes.
Like Crikey, I actually
have been to two of his shows.
He's phenomenal.
He is very,
very talented,
yeah.
But the pendulum
has swung,
yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
as we know,
is the social media
comments section
real life?
No,
it's not.
That's actually
a really good thing
to keep in mind.
Yeah.
The echo chamber
of social media
is not real life
and just because
it's very noisy on TikTok
doesn't mean that that's what everybody else is saying
like for instance I bet you if we put on a couple of shows here
they'd sell out
100%
especially if we toured the Future Sex Love Sounds album
and wore the fedora again
and the skate shoes
and that's us
we are out of here for a Monday.
Brodie's off to have a steak and I'm off to have...
But even my very talented wife has cooked in our temporary kitchen
while we don't have a kitchen, while we're renovating.
She's operating out of like a dungeon room with an air fryer
and we just got done with our toaster, and a microwave,
and she's still making the magic happen.
She is what we like to call a catch,
and you are lucky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Punching.
I'm a hungry punching man.
I'm going to go home and cook a steak for one.
Are you going to do it on the...
No, I'm not going to do it on the barbecue.
Why are you going to cook your mum a steak?
Because she's not there. Oh, she's still not there. Yeah. So I'm just going to do it on the barbecue. Why are you going to cook your mum a steak? Because she's not there.
Oh, she's still not back.
Yeah.
So I'm just going to cook a steak.
Who's got the dog?
She's got him.
He's not even at home.
I can't even talk to the dog.
I know.
And I'll probably just have a steak and half a bag of spinach with some balsamic vinegar over it.
Well, yum.
First of all, yum.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's look at this positively.
No, 100%.
Yum.
100%, yep. Have whatever you want. Yep. You could do a yum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's look at this positively. No, 100%. Yum. 100%, yeah.
Have whatever you want.
Yeah.
You could do a potato chip base if you wanted to because you're an adult.
No, no, no, because it's Monday in Health and Wealth.
Health and Wealth Monday.
You could rest the steak on a bed of Waka Changis.
Yes.
Nah, and then I've got my book to read tonight, so.
What are we reading?
Oh, what's it called?
The Women.
The Women?
It's really good.
Yeah, it's The Women. It's based on, it's not a? The Women. The Women? It's really good. Yeah, The Women.
It's based on, it's not a true story at all actually,
but it's nurses over in the Vietnam War.
Oh, there you go.
It's a really good book.
So I'm going to read that, eat my steak, talk to myself, and that's all.
And re-watch one day.
Absolutely never.
Hey, for the record, we both like The Gentleman.
Yeah, we love The Gentleman.
We both like The Gentleman.
Yeah, that's something we can agree on.
Yeah.
That's a great show if you're looking for one.
Yeah.
Have a great night and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Bye.
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