ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th March 2026

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

They were great, but I couldn't handle...what? Big Steve takes the Woman Test.  People are roasting The Rock for his role in Moana.  Do you have a totally original name?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-D-M's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. Woo! Z-M's Brie and Clint. I change your life if you just live with me tonight. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Come in, Bree.

I am here. I am ready for a top-notch hump day show, Clint. What about you? Oh, yeah, I am. I'm feeling so good. I just paid $160 for $40 liters of petrol. I am feeling so good. Rageous.

But there's obviously nothing to worry about. We're definitely not going to run out. There's nothing. There is obviously nothing to worry about. What is the wild statistics that is doing the rounds at the moment about how many days New Zealand, like how many days do we have left of the fuel stock? Oh, I have no idea.

So I think the government said the other day we've got seven weeks. but then someone else is like, we've got 18 days. I don't know. It's one of those things, though. What are you going to do? Like, we can stress out about it, but ultimately, what are we going to do? Nothing.

If we run out of petrol, you just get him to stay at home. That's it. You can't, there's some saying, some proverb, some wiser person than me talks about controlling the things you can and not getting angry about the things that you can't. Isn't it the let them theory? No, that's different. Oh, is that?

My mum's reading that book at the moment. She keeps putting it in my face going, you should read this, you should read this. Mel Robbins. She was in Auckland on Monday, I think. I saw that. A few of my friends went to the show, said it was incredible, life-changing.

Yeah, she was at the new Sky City Convention Centre, that one that caught fire in 2019. Remember? Oh, it has its first gig only like six years later. Does anyone feel like we just live in a state of rolling, like disasters. Like that just is what the world is now. It's like we just lurch from disaster

to disaster to disaster or crisis, isn't it? Yes, it does feel a little bit like that. But I think that's just called being an adult. I don't think it is. I think we've gone into another dimension. Anyway, you don't come to us for that. You come to us for feel good vibes. And we have

that for you this afternoon, Bree. We've got free Alex Warren tickets again. Yes, we've got them all week. So I'll be listening out for the Alex Warren song. and you can be going to see him in either Christchurch or Auckland. Someone said the proverb I'm looking for was the serenity prayer. Oh, what's that? Serenity prayer.

It is quite good. Let me just bring it up. Are we about to have another sound bath in the studio? The serenity prayer is about finding peace in accepting situations. So just enjoy the fact that we're about to run out of petrol. Yeah, just see the good points that it brings. It'll be great for the environment. I mean, that it will do.

It'll be great for air quality. It'll be great for people who have been trying to get us back into horse and carriages. I mean, it's a big plus. It'll also be great for me because all my power tools at home are battery powered, so I am sitting pretty. Yeah, I know. Who to call if I need to borrow a chainsaw. Let's get into Trady versus Lady.

Those else warrant tickets, they'll be after 5 o'clock. Tradie versus lady is now. If you want to play, we need a tradie and a lady, Bree. We sure do. 0,800 dial Z-M. You could pick up $50 cash and bragging rights. So call now. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

Courage to change the things I can and wisdom to know the difference. You know what you do have control over. This song right now that you're playing. Yeah, exactly. You did that, Clint. You did that. No, God did. We all did.

It was a team effort. Play ZDEM's Breanclint. This is the main event. Treaty versus ladies. It keeps the people coming back. The Trades versus the ladies in the score update for the year. The ladies on 26. The Trades on 19.

Our ladys in Christchurch. She's 27. She has four qualifications and a small business. And she's 27. Welcome to the show, Emily. Hi. Emily, stop making us all feel bad. What are the four qualifications you got?

So I started as a beauty therapist. Yeah. And then I became a personal trainer. Okay. Then I went and did floristry. I'm now in my last year of becoming a preschool teacher. None of those jobs link up with each other at all. Those are four completely different industries.

I use a lot of them in preschool teaching. What, personal training? Are you raising musly children? I will set up little circuits for them and they love it. My personal, my, I paint nails quite often and the floristry really helps when arranging the room. Okay, that's cute. All these different industries you've been through, Emily,

it's giving ADHD. I'm not going to like. Oh, definitely. I'm going to admit for sure. Emma, you're taking on our lady trading today from Fangaree. She's 33 and she has four boys under the age of 10. Geez, bit on. Welcome to the show.

Sam. Hi, Sam. Sounds like you need a beauty therapist, florist, preschool teacher as a friend, Sam. That sounds amazing to me. Yeah. Wow. What ages are the boys, Sam? Nine, six, almost five and one tomorrow.

God, you are a saint. Let's see if we can get you 50 bucks. Sounds like you could do with it. That's from KFC. We're going to use names as buzzers today, Sam and Emily. And the first person to three correct answers wins the 50. bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the most

common food produced by the act of churning? Emily. Emily. Ladies. Butter. Butter. Butter. Butter. It sure is. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number two. Which iconic Disney show yesterday celebrated its 20 year. Emily. Emily. Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana.

20 year anniversary. They sure did. Well done. You're a away and flying. Sam, you need this one to stay in the game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Sam's got it. Kings of Leon. Go on, Sam. Get in there, girl. Well done. One to the tradies, two

to the ladies. Question number four. Which European city is known as the city of light? Emily. Yes, Emily, for the win? Paris. That is Paris. She's got it. She's a lady. Now, Sam, four boys ages one through nine.

Do you think maybe you could have been a bit tired? Do you think that could have been the issue today? Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're not going to send you away empty-handed. That would be unfair. We're going to find 50 KFC chicken dollars for you guys to get dinner. Thank you so much.

You're very welcome. Welcome, Sam. Congratulations, Bree, on the engagement. Oh, thank you, Sam. That's so sweet of you. I appreciate it. Emily, you're a tradie-versed lady champion. Congratulations.

You know what? That's my fourth time winning. Oh, my. God. And like three years. You're joking. Four qualifications, four Trady versus Lady victories. What can't she do?

What can't she do? She's a woman that does it all. Yeah. Ladies go to 27. Trady stay on 19. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint. Podcast. Quinn, you've got two young girls.

I do, yeah. I was just a parent teacher meetings today. Oh, yeah, how to go. Good. Very cute. Very cute. Either one of your kids is the naughty kid. Only one of them's at school.

The other one turns five to mine. So give her time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it will be that one as well. It's always the second one. Yeah. Was it really hard? I've always wanted to ask you this.

How did you guys come up with the names for your kids? Controversial topic. Controversial topic. Why? Because you didn't see eye to eye? No, we did. And we had an easy enough time naming our children. But apparently there's a name that I vetoed that my wife, Lucy, wanted. Oh.

And we both had the power of veto. I suggested ma'a. The name, Vito, I quite like it. Oh, Vito's a good name. Speaking of all black names, I suggested ma'a if we were having a boy. And Lucy said no. I suggested Conrad, Richie, Dan, none of those were acceptable. But in all seriousness, apparently, and I don't remember this,

I said no to this one name. And then in the last year or so, we met a kid about the same age as one of our daughters with that name. And you didn't say, oh, I really like that name. I said, I love that name. Oh, no. I said, I wish we had used. that name and my wife

if looks could kill, she looked at me and she said, are you kidding me? And I said, dog box? What? She goes, that is the name that I wanted to call one of our daughters and you were dead against it. And I was like, oh, I'm dying to know what the name is. The name was Olive. Olive, it's cute. It's a very cute name and it would have

suited either of my daughters and I don't know what I was smoking in 2019 or 2021 to say, Oh, no. She goes, you said that was a bad name. I was like, oh, well, I disagree with myself wholeheartedly. Maybe we should have another child, but she didn't fall for that. Yeah, no, I don't think that was going to be the key thing that would have made her want to go through pregnancy again. Well, we'd have a boy if that was the case.

Yeah, true. We'd commit to another baby so that we could have a little baby olive and then it would be a boy. Well, you just did commit and call your baby boy Olive. You know, that's what it is. Ollie, Oliver. Yeah, Oliver. Yeah, yeah.

So you guys never had the third. thought of maybe like creating your own names to name your children? No, I'm not into that, no. Yeah. I always find it quite brave when people go, I'm going to create a name for my child. Yeah. I came across this video of this woman and look, I just can I give you a heads up before we play this clip?

Yeah. It is a very frustrating video because she never actually tells you the name. Right. So I'm just going to get out in front of it, you know, at the start. Yeah. But she talks about how she. created a name that she was going to call her future child, take a listen. There's a name that I made up over 10 years ago that I have decided I'm going to name my first

born child. I've never heard a living thing named this. And today I woke up to a relatively famous couple naming their kid this. I am having such an emotional reaction that I feel is illogical and dramatic probably but I literally am devastated. You can't dibs a name, especially if you made it up. You can't dibs it. I really want to know what the name is just to see if she actually did create a name or it's just, you know what I mean? I feel like even with the name of a company, like you can register it and you can

trademark it, but I feel like you have to start that business within a certain time frame otherwise you forfeit the rights to the name. You know what it's kind of like? It's kind of like being in a car park, you know, and the passenger jumps out and races and runs to a park and goes, oh, sorry, I bags this park, my friend's just coming around. You can't do that.

Yeah, except you take three or four years to get back to the car park. Yeah, that's what I mean. Do we ever find out what the name was? No. She never said, because she doesn't want anyone else to use it. That's the problem. Yeah, exactly. And if she's created the name,

then she's obviously thinking, well, you know, no one's going to use this because I've invented It would have to be so out there as a name for it to be a truly original name, you know? Yeah, like I just... Because there are no new ideas. Yeah, I mean, it's very hard. It's very rare you come across a new idea and you're like, whoa, I've never heard that before. Go, make up a name right now and see if there's someone listening who knows someone with that name.

See if you come up with a completely new name. Crisola. Chrisola. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. Chrysola. It's quite Italian. You are a Chrysola or you know a Chrysola, get in contact with us.

Beautiful name. Yeah. I thought we could also ask people. Chrisola, boy or girl name or unisex. I think it's unisex, to be honest. Yeah, yeah, it's nice. It goes both wise. Yeah, it's lovely.

It's unique. I thought we could also ask people, I'm quite interested if you know someone. Maybe it's you that did create or invent a name for your child. Yeah, or maybe you have an invented name. Maybe you are the product of creative parents who are like, we're going to go bespoke. I think we're going to design our own. And you're like, I wish you didn't.

Yeah, I wish no one can spell this. Do you know how hard it is for me to call up an order fish and chips with this name? It's incredibly difficult. Imagine hi. And what's the name, Chrysola. Chrysola. How do you spell that? K-R-Y.

Silate pH. I-Z-O-Y-L-L-A. Chrysola. Beautiful. Beautiful. It's nice. Oh, 800 dollars a DM. You can text it to 96696. If you text it and it's hard to read, could you give us a phonetic spelling of it? Like a way to pronounce it. We obviously don't want to butcher your made-up name.

That would be so offensive. That would be. But we're looking for them. We're looking for people with a totally original name. This one is for the creative parents of the world. The parents that completely made up a new name for their child. You weren't happy with a stock standard. You're like, I think we can do better than that. You went off script completely.

There are some great suggestions coming through. We asked you, do you have an original name or your child has an original name? And Brent has called through. Hi, Brent. Hi, Brent. Yeah, how you doing? Now, we've definitely heard Brent before. It's your son that has an original name.

Is that correct? Yeah, that's correct. Okay, lay it on us, Brent. Natus, N-A-T-I-S. Natus? Natus. So it's all like Nate but with IES on the end, you know, so yeah, it's a bit of for myself. When it come from, Nate, Ben, Brent?

It's just out of my head, mate. You just pulled it out of your head? Well, pretty just made it up, hey, just trying to think of, like, different, you know, uses of it of letters. Yeah. And your partner was obviously like, oh, I love it. It's original. It's different. Yeah, yeah.

At the time, well, she's Russian, you know, so. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Have you rearranged the letters at Saturn, isn't it? Cytton Cytton, yeah, Natus. Okay, Bree, have you heard of Natus before? We've got to check if we think it's original.

Never heard of that name before in my life. You've got to ask for a mask. Maybe. You pass the test, Brent. Let's go to Cat. Hi, Cat. Hi, Cat. Hello. Who's got the original name, Cat? My nephew does. Oh, okay.

Your sister's child? My best friend's son. Your best friend's son. Okay, what's the... And before you tell us the name, hold on. Before you tell us the name, Cat, do you love it? I do. You do?

Okay. Okay. And you reckon it's definitely original? You've never heard this name before? No, I've never heard it before. Okay, what is your nephew's original name, Cat? Nimbus. Nimbus?

Wait, like Harry Potter. Yes, like the cloud. Like the cloud that Dragon Ball Z character rides around on. Yeah. The flying Nimbus. Isn't the broom that Harry gets in like the first movie in Nimbus 2000? Yes, it is, Bree. You're right.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's nice. It's different. It's unusual. Nimbus the child. Let's go to Joe.

Hi, Joe. Hi, Joe. Hi, hey. I've seen yours already. I can see it written on the screen here, Joe. And I'm going to say definitely an original name. This is what you named your child, isn't it? Yes.

He's the one-year-old now. Okay. Okay. Lay it on us, Joe. What's your child's name? Just before that, I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller. Oh, okay, well, before we go any further. First-time caller, Joe, go, Joe.

I like how Joe did that as a precursor to the name. She's like, before I tell you this, guys, beware. I am actually a long-time listener. So be nice. Joe, we're ready for this. What is the completely original name you gave your child? So his name is Alphrey Leophan. Alphre Leopin

Leopin Leifin Kind of sounds like he would be You know Like a classical musician or something Yeah sounds like he tried to conquer Europe Is it double barrel first name

Or is Alphrey middle name Leophan Yeah First name is Alphrey Second name is Leophan And where does it come from How did you come up with this name Joe? Yes so it's actually in honour Of his grandparents

Okay So it's Al-Alfredo, Frank, Elia and Josephine. Okay. Wait, wait. You had a grandparent named Alfredo. I love that pastor. Oh, no, that's my dad. Oh, that's so cool.

Yeah. Is he Italian? Oh, he's Filipino, actually. Filipino, yeah, okay. All right, Joe. Yeah, you get it too. We believe you. I've never met an Alphreleafin, so it's an original name, Joe.

Thanks for sharing it with us. Thank you, Joe. Thank you. Good to talk to you. There are so many of these coming through on the text machine. There's some really good ones. We'll kick it off with, I have a sister-in-law named Zanian. She's a Kiwi.

Zanian. Zanian. Yeah, that's original. I've never heard of that before. Kind of sounds like a, what do you take when you're dealing with a sniffly nose? Oh, I am antihistamine. Yeah, it sounds like an antihistamine. Oh, I'm going to take.

Xanfron. Someone said Chrysola, that sounds like what I'm having for dinner tonight. Sounds yum, actually. It's so hard to be able to say these because I've never seen them before, but I'm going to go Carrel, carolite, carolise. Carolise. Carolise. Carolese. Carolese. Carolese. What about my nephew's name is Caiziah.

His mum made it up. Never heard that name before. Emma Bella Durandi. Okay, yep. Emma Bella. That's quite nice. Someone said, my name is Rysa, and my daughter's name is Renezmi from Twilight. Oh, Renez may from Twilight. There you go, because they did make that name up for Twilight, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

I used to work with a girl called Spursey. She told me it was Crips backwards. Okay, cool, yeah. Yep. Someone said, Sidasha, my nephew's name. Okay. refers to himself as Sid now. We all created at combining my brother's name and a religious figure.

Interesting. Azarus. I've never met an Azores before. But I feel like Azaris could exist. Over at Flavar, who works at the same company, we've got an Azura. Azura, yeah. Is that like the male version of Azura? Yeah, I think that's right, Bree, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, of course. Someone texts through and they said, hi, Bree, I swear this is true. When Desperate Housewives came out, I love the character, Bree. Then I thought of the name Brianna and wanted to call my daughter that. I honestly thought I had made up an original name because I'd never heard it before. And then they heard you on the radio and they're like, oh, she stole my name. That's wild. My daughter's name is Ebenez, like the guitar, Ibanez.

Ebenez. I've never heard that. I hope she's musical. Someone said, Tunker, my mate's name. I don't think I've ever heard Tunker before. Tunker. Lisa and Junaid. You would hope that you got Lisa out of those two names.

Someone else said my son's name is Echo, like Alpha Bravo, Charlie, Echo, Delta. And yes, my husband was ex-military. Giving your kids call signs as names is so good. Because you're like, oh, how am I meant to remember these bloody kids' names? We'll just go with call signs. Yeah, Alpha Bravo, Charlie, get in there now. The trailer for Moana live action dropped.

The new trailer. There's been teaser trailers, Bree. I know you're probably not on the Moana buzz, but... No, I am on the Moana buzz. Are you? Yeah, it's my dog's favorite movie, so I've watched it quite a few times. I wish I was joking, but I'm not. Okay, that's good.

My children are absolutely fricking Moana obsessed. The live action Moana comes out on the 10th of July. And, yeah, we got this brand new clip over. I'll play you a little bit of it. Maui, demigod of the wind and sea. Hero of men. Huh? So it goes like this.

Maui, shape shifter, demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men. Ah, women. Women too, men and women. Thank you. You're welcome. Hey!

There are, Brie, so many Kiwis in this movie that it's basically a New Zealand film. The whole cast hasn't been announced yet But Rena Owen, who was in Once Were Warriors, is playing Grandma Tala. That's cool. Frankie Adams from Shortland Street plays Moana's mum, Sina. She was also in my indoor netball team. That's my claim to fame.

What? Yes. I don't know if Jermaine Clement is coming back to play Tamatoa the Crab again, but I hope so. I feel like he is Tamatoa. And then Moana herself is being played by Catherine LaGaiya, who is a 17th year old from New Zealand as well. Like... How cool is that?

Yeah, and the rock is playing Maui and the rock's from Grey Lynn. So, Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi. Everyone knows that. The trailer's very good. The movie looks very good, but people are kind of roasting the rock for this trailer. Because he's never done... Like, he is Maui. Obviously, he is Maui.

Everyone knows him as Maui. Does he have a wig on in this? Yes, that's what it is. Is it? Because he's bald. Bald as a badger, that's how we know him. He's bald as a badger. And Maui has long, flowing, curly, or at least wavy here.

Yeah. So they put the rock in a wig. And the problem is, it just looks like the rock in a wig. I saw a tweet yesterday that said, I don't know. I've just Googled a picture of it. Yeah, the tweet said, I don't know how to explain this, but he's still bald here. Even with the wig on, somehow he's still bald. I feel like the hairline is too far back.

Is that what it is? Yeah, I reckon they haven't gone far enough with the lace front on the wig. They need to pull it down a bit. I know he's a demigod and he's hundreds of years old. But I feel like the rock looks too old to be Maui as well. He kind of looks like one of my Italian aunties, to be honest. He does kind of look like someone who's. been in the sunbed, like some woman who's

been in the sunbed too long, doesn't he? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, it looks bizarre. Maybe we're just not used to it. Yeah, maybe. Either way, he is, he is Maui, right? You weren't going to recast it. You couldn't and there would have been an absolute uproar

if they did it. Can you imagine? Who else? Let's just, let's just brainstorm for a second. Who else could they have cast in that role? Jason Momoa? That might be the other option that they could have done. a Mooa wouldn't have to wear a wig. That's true.

And he already is Aquaman. Yeah. Oh yeah. You can only be one god of the sea, can't you? You can't take all the roles of the god of the sea. Anyway, 10th of July it comes out. It looks very cool, jam-packed full of Kiwis. The films were already jam-packed full of Kiwis. Like Rose Matafio voices one of the characters in Moana too.

It's crazy. It's crazy. I mean, it would be the coolest thing. Like that 17-year-old that's playing Moana. Like how cool is that going to be for her? Oh my God. Like career, career, not defining, because she's only 17, but yeah.

Anyway, 10th of July, Moana live action. That's the Goss. ZD.M.'s Brian Clint bought you by KFC. You can level up your lunch with KFC's Zinger family right now. The tea live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. The fans have been gagging for it. And last night they got the big Hannah Montana 20th anniversary. special, Dean, and Miley may have answered the question as to whether there's going to be a full reboot of Hannah Montana.

She definitely answered the question, clean. Okay, I want everyone to sit down and get driving your car all over. If you're at work, quit your job, and listen up. If you're flying a plane, parachute out of that plane right now and get on solid ground. Yeah, exactly. If you're giving birth, stop the labour, immediately. If you're in a submarine, surface urgently. Okay, this is big. This is big. straight from Miley's mouth. She is absolutely not doing a reboot. She said, I'm too tired.

She said, this is already a bit a lot. But look, you know, she did do this, you know, 20th anniversary special. It's pretty cool. She had a massive premiere in Hollywood last night. She thanked Variety for being the ones that kind of got this 20th anniversary back off the ground. She said, look, to Variety, you started all of this, you started this drama, but, like, I'm just too tired. I'm too tired already to even be thinking about doing any type of Hannah Montana,

you know, sequel or anything. But I just think that I know I've said this to guys before. I love that she even did this because so many artists and that, Victoria Beckham, sorry, I was going to get there, I might as well get straight to the point. So many artists, you know, they try and shared what they worked on when they were younger and where they came from. Marley was like, I absolutely would have started from this role. And what's cool, it has not diminished her. It has not reduced her star power. It has not rated her. Do we agree? It's fine. Just relive. You know what I mean? She's showing that she's not too cool for her fans, right,

Brie? This is something they love her for and she's not too cool to still be a part of her. It really bothers me celebrities that, you know, get fame or something super popular and then they never want to talk about it again. I really appreciate. Like, Lisa Kudrow is one of the celebrities where she has come out and said a few times, She's like, I will talk about friends forever. It's the reason I'm here. I love that show and I will talk about it forever and ever, which I really appreciate that about her.

Oh, God, but still, no reboot. I can't believe I surfaced my submarine for this, Dean. What a waste of time. I stopped pushing. I'm going to get back to my labour. To be fair, though, she's a grown-ass woman. Of course she doesn't want to play Hannah Montana again. Like, what were people thinking?

Come on, give her a break. Also, don't you think she probably is smart where she's looked at all the reboots that were, ever created and real life. And they're all shit. Yeah. Will and Grace is the only decent one. I might stay away from it. That's the T with Dean McCarthy.

We're back up to this. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. This is exciting. Bree's dad, Big Steve, is going to take the woman test later on in the show. If you've missed it this week, I have been absolutely acing the woman test. You've been doing super well. Yeah. And my dad,

a farmer from Country, Queensland. I had to go out and meet him on the tractor earlier this morning. And I asked him. I said, hey, can you come in and be a part of the show this afternoon? And he goes, what is it? And I said, you'll find out. You'll find out. You know what I'm excited for? This might be the thing that I'm

finally better than your dad at. You know? Very well. I might finally get one up on your father, who has been cock of the hope for too long on this show. Yeah, he needs to be taken down a few pegs. But then, I mean, I think he said he really does want to still arm

wrestle you when he sees you in person next, so that might just... You might be. me in an arm wrestle, Big Steve, but at least I know what PCOS stands for. Ha ha! Ha ha! Touche! One all.

I've done a Reddit post today from someone who really loves everything about their boyfriend, except for this one thing, and Bree, she thinks this one thing might break them up. What, it's that big of a deal, that it's a deal breaker? It kind of is. It kind of is, but it's frustrating because, from their perspective, it's just one thing. And it's something that this person could deal with. They just don't. From your perspective,

because there are, I believe, like, it can be one thing that is a deal breaker in a relationship. Like, if you don't see eye to eye in terms of, you know, they want kids, you don't. Yes. Religious beliefs can come into it, you know, stuff like that. Can be like deal breakers, but you don't think this is. No, I do.

I do think this is a deal breaker. Because I think that the, I'll just read it to you, okay? Listen to this. The post said, I love my boyfriend. and we recently moved in together, but I'm not sure our relationship will survive his dog. The dog is untrained. It's a three-year-old beagle-slash-teria mix,

and I genuinely cannot stand living with it. The dog poos in the house. It doesn't listen to either of us. It disrupts my sleep every night and growls and snaps at me, and my boyfriend refuses to properly address it. The dog smells really bad all the time and makes the apartment smell horrid. But I feel crazy because apparently I'm the only one that smells it. What?

I've suggested solutions like crate training. Not all day, just at night when we're eating or when no one's home. But he refuses and he says that the dog had a bad experience with a crate with his past girlfriend. So this is not the first woman to try and try and. train the dog. She said, it's affecting my quality of life and I don't think I can live with this dog long term, but I don't want to leave my boyfriend over this. Am I being unreasonable? No, I don't think so. And I'll tell you why. I think it's obviously the dog, it's not the dog's fault, obviously. It's a dog. But it shows, I think, a bigger issue that he's not willing to hear

her perspective and what she needs from him to be able to feel comfortable and secure. And so he's just like, oh, your opinion and how you feel doesn't matter. So I'm not training the dog. I agree with you. You don't have a dog problem. You have a boyfriend problem. Exactly. Yeah.

And that's hard to realize because at the moment you think the dog is the problem. But actually the man is the problem, I think. The man is the problem in this situation. And at first, when she goes, I love him, but I don't think I can live with this dog, a little bit of me instantly goes, oh, well, the dog. was there first, but it's not that in this instance, is it? No, no, it's not. The poor dog, I feel

bad for the dog and I feel bad for her. Yeah, absolutely. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the guy's going to cop it because she's going to go. He's going to lose someone who really likes him. I think there's a bigger underlying problem there, you know? Like, you know how she's saying, oh, this is the one thing that, you know, but I think the one

thing is actually a huge underlying issue. It's actually a really big thing, yeah, yeah, the dog is just the manifestation of that. Yes. I want to know from people this afternoon what was the one thing that broke you guys up one thing that they could have sorted and everything else about them was great but they just didn't sort that one thing

or do that one thing, Bree. Yeah, I'm sorry, not to bring up. I don't know why I bring up this story every time. Remember that guy I dated that all of his joints hyper-extended? And I mean, he can't control that. But I couldn't move past it. God, I was so young and stupid.

His knees bent backwards. Yeah, it freaks me out a little bit. He kind of looked like an emu. He looked like one of those aliens of men in black that stands around in the staff room drinking coffee. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, was it hyper-extending joints? Was it a really shitty, unsafe car that they wouldn't sort out? Oh, that's a good one.

Was it a terrible haircut, like an offensively terrible haircut? And you're like, hey, love you. Do you reckon you could please get an adult's haircut? And they're like, oh, no. No, I don't think I could. Maybe it was the relationship with their mum or dad. Yeah, oh, that's a classic. It's a classic.

Was it a visible tattoo of an ex's name? Or were they just really mean to wait staff? You know, everything else about it? Great. Handy P deal breaker. But this one detail, either they wouldn't fix it or you just couldn't move past it. That's what we want to hear about this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or text us on 96, 96.

They were really great, but you just couldn't handle what was the thing. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint Podcast. The question we've got for you this afternoon is they were great, but you just couldn't handle this one thing about them. The detail that ultimately broke you guys up. We talked about a woman before who's posted on Reddit who loves her boyfriend. She thinks he's the one, but she can't handle his dog. And actually, we feel like the man was the problem, not the dog, right, Brie?

Yeah. Look, the dog is just there being a dog. It's just a dog-y-dot world. He doesn't know what's happening. So we asked you, what is the thing that you couldn't get over? This person has called through and they want to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi, how are you? We're good. They were great, except for what one thing, Anonymous? On our third date, he drove me home from the date in his automatic but shifted it into the manual gears in the city and was making like a real big deal about moving the gears up and down like to be impressed that he knew what gear the car should be in

and I just thought he should have a manual so I didn't date him again that's weird that's so weird he was trying to impress you with his tiptronic gearing in his car was it even a flash car like was it like a Porsche or something? No, it was a tour to Yaris or something. Oh. And I just told him that I was too busy to date

right now and then didn't see him again. Other than that, other than that detail, so if that part hadn't happened, do you think you would have kept dating this guy anonymous? I don't know. I feel like it illuminated a lot of other behaviours then I started picking up on from the other date. Were you sad?

We saw him having heaps of success on Fast and the Furious, like to You know, were you like, I could have been diesel? Yeah, every time I watch the Grand Prix and he wins the golf fight trophy. I'm so sad that I didn't pursue it, but it is what it is. Not manually shifting the automatic yaris. Oh, that's so weird. We asked you, they were great except for what one thing.

Someone said, I loved him. He was great, except he couldn't stop sleeping with his ex. Oh, yeah, that one. That little old thing. Yeah. Yeah, that is kind of a big thing. Someone said they used a big spoon to eat cereal, right? other than a little spoon.

Wait, who uses a little spoon to eat cereal? I feel like it's a big spoon thing, isn't it? Quick poll of the room. We all eating, anyone using a teaspoon to eat their cereal? I love a teaspoon for everything. Do you? Yeah, same. Really?

It's my favourite spoon. The big teaspoon is too big for my mouth. The big spoon. The tablespoon even. Yeah, sorry, the big table one. I get them confused. Okay. We have little mouths, okay?

Of course, like Milo, yes, a teaspoon is the way to go. Yogurt. cereal, soup sometimes. Teasper. No, not soup, that's too much work. No, soup, I do soup, yep. Grow up. We asked, what's the one thing you couldn't get over?

Someone said he was lovely, but he had small feet, and people called him Stumpy. Oh, he can't help that. I wonder if he wore bigger shoes, you know, and just stuffed the ends of them. I feel like that makes it worse, because eventually you will realize. But, you know, some shorter men will wear, like, a Cuban he. heel? Could you wear longer shoes to... See, I find it more attractive when people just own it and I'm like, yeah, that's way hotter rather than be like, why is there seven tissues in the front of your shoes? What was the one detail that brought you guys up? Someone said he hardly ever drunk, like maybe only once or twice a year.

However, when he did, it was a full-blown two-to-three-day bender. Ah, yeah. See, he knows. He knows he's got that dog in him and so he was just bottling it up. And what you really wanted him was just to spread his binge drinking out over the year like a normal person, right? Yeah. You'd just be on edge the whole year going, oh, I wonder when the two to three day bend is coming, you know? It's coming. Someone texts through and said, an ex when I was 18, he was three years older,

taught me some amazing things in the bedroom and took me on the most amazing dates and bought me incredible gifts for my birthday. This guy sounds awesome. which was great until I found out he took advice about everything from his weird older sister. Yeah, he was getting his bedroom tips from his sister. What? Well, that's what that says. Not the bedroom tips.

Well, that's why they've texted in. That's where they put everything in capital letters. Why would they bring up the bedroom stuff if that wasn't the point? Oh, okay, yep. That is a deal breaker. Yeah, to be honest, I wasn't sure you were going to read that one out. Oh, well, here we are. I missed that part.

I thought she was just saying And the age bit at the start Like that one was Yeah Anyway let's move on with some family weirdness Someone said my ex's family Were weird Especially his mum

She acted so nice But only to my face On Christmas day We were all in the garage I was playing pool And he was sitting with his brothers Talking And his mum comes over

And sits on his lap Put her arms around him And kisses him on the chair cheek. He puts his arms around her also. She sat there for a good few minutes while he just kept talking to his brother. I'm looking over in disbelief because no one else is thinking that's weird. Well, it wouldn't be weird to them because it would be normal in their family. A friend of mine, I remember this, and it'll never leave my brain. She was dating this guy and they'd been dating for like a year and they all went on this holiday and for some reason

and they had to book like emergency accommodation for one night because their flight got delayed and then they had to book, you know, like a hotel room for one night before they all flew out for this family holiday. Yeah. And she remembers because the one room that they booked had two beds and there was her and him and the mum and I think her sister. Okay.

Like his sister, sorry. Yeah. And the mum was like, oh, well, he can sleep in the bed with me and you two girls can take the other bed. And my friend was like, I don't think so. How is that the solution? I know. Or what planner, is that the solution?

She was so freaked out by it that, yeah, eventually she just couldn't move past it and broke up with it. Was she an adult? Yes, they were like in their early 20s. Oh, nah. Nah. It's weird. Well, my son will sleep with me and you will share the bed with his sister. Because obviously the girls, you girls can share a bed.

Share a bed with your daughter And let me sleep with my boyfriend A ZM's Brieenclin podcast It is time to play Google Down Do you feel lucky Well do you It's time for Brie and Clint's Google Down Punk

This is where I make the rest of the Breanclin show dance So they can win you KFC chicken dollars And here's how it works I will ask them questions I've put into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer. I'll award you a point. First to three takes home the win.

Are we all clear? All clear, Bree. Copy that, Bree. All right. It's clear. Roger that, Bree. Versus Claudia. Over and out.

10-4, rubber turkey. Command control. All right, all right, all right. Let's play. Question number one. In what year did the show Pokemon Premier. 1997.

Yeah, 1997. Boom. 1997 is correct. Well done, Ella. A-A-A-A-A-A-Y! You're off with a good start. One point to you. Question number two.

What state in America is Ski Town Aspen in? Colorado. Yeah. Colorado, damn it. Was that a guest, Clint? No, it was a knowledge. He knows a lot about Aspen. Libed, Army.

Mainly the Aux. That's from Dubrain. All right. Wonder Clint, Wonder Ella. Question number three. Who invented the hand drill? Willem and Carl Fane. Modern hand drill, cordless, portable hand drill. Arnott.

Arthur Arnott and William Bryan. Yeah, Arnott and Brian. Brain even. I'm going to give it to Clint because he had the full answer. Controversial. Oh no. It is.

Controversial. Australian engineers. There you go. All right, two to Clint. One to Ella. Question number four. What song was number one on September 1st, 2001? Controversial.

Frank, pulling Alicia Keys. Well done, Ella. That is on the money. Hang on, I need a walkie-talkie in. God, extra controversial. We're winning, guys. Over and out. Put a mark.

Okay, that was a shit bag. Alpha Bravo. Echo, here we go, question number five. Two to Ella, two to Clint. Claude, yet to get on the board. It's going to be this one. Here we go. What is the estimated amount of people

who have lived and died in the year 2026? Sorry, 6.3 billion. That was really confusing. Can I have everyone's answers again? I said 8.3 billion. So did I. Okay, I'm going to take my time. I'll read the question again

I don't get the question I'll read the question again what is the estimated amount of people who have lived and died by 2026 by 2026 130 million you said in 26 well I feel like

that's what that is what I put in when I googled this but I feel like maybe it's giving you different answers 110 to 120 billion people that is the correct That is the correct answer. Satisfying. It is for me.

Not for me. Yeah, where were you? Claudia. Just think about Aspen. Well, I'm satisfied. And that's the main thing, Clint. So happy for you, Clint. Good job, buddy.

You've taken it out, Clint, which means who are you playing for? Yeah. That's three all. Angela. I mean, yeah. Angela, my girl. Well done. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Thank you. Awesome work, Clint. Thank you. Hey, thinking for believing in me. Angela, was that just a throwaway get, like, boat? No. Really? Yeah, it was belief.

Yeah. She's a day one. Cough if you're lying, Angela. No. It's my girl, Angela. Double her KFC. Get her 100. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. Over the past however many days, we have put you to the test, and you have passed with flying colors. Thank you very much. But then we didn't really test it on anyone else. So then we were thinking maybe all the men out there know all these questions about the women.

It's a really good point, Bree. Maybe all of us men are way more knowledgeable than you guys give us credit for. Yeah, this is the thing. And so to put that to the test this afternoon, please welcome to the show, my dad, Big Steve. Gnay, Big Steve. Gooday, Clint. How are you, mate?

I'm good. I'm done. I've done my test. How are you? I'm not sure. Yeah. just found out that this is what we're doing. So you didn't tell your father that the subject matter was women's topics?

No, I thought it was better. You know, I didn't want to stress him out. I just wanted to get him when he was, you know, at his most relaxed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Feels like a stitch-up, you know, but anyway. No, no, no, Steve. You've got daughters. You've got a wonderful wife.

Yeah. You're an expert on the topic. I'm an expert. You know what an expert is? I'll tell you later. There's a definition for that. I think we should rip straight into it. Are you ready, Dad, to take the quiz that women will know the answers to all these questions, but will you?

I hope so. Okay, here we go. Question number one. Right. What is the difference between bronzer and contour? Okay, bronzer is a skin tone. It's like tanning tone and what did you say? The other one is?

Contour. Contour. contour is facial makeup is it? I'm linked. Oh, 50%. I'd say, you're not, not as bad as what I thought you were going to do. Bronzer adds warmth and glow to your face.

You were doing so well, Steve. He was absolutely talking out his butthole. He was doing. Albert Trey, I've got no idea. And contour creates shadows to divine or slim features on the face. That's it. I remember now.

Yeah. Let's go with an easy. easier ones, one that you should definitely know. Okay. What does PMS stand for? Oh. Postmaster station. Just so you know, Steve, I got this one.

Oh, did you get on your click? I got the first one too. He suffers from it, though. I did. Okay. By association. Any other guesses? Is it post menstrual syndrome?

Oh, you're not far off. Not far off. You are so close. Three. Yes. Give it to him. I think we give it to him. Yeah.

All right. Not bad. Not bad. See, I think you just got to give yourself some more credit. Next question. What are the three different types of liners that women might use? Oh, God. Um, eyeliner.

Nice, that's one. Yeah. Uh, hair liner? No. Um, backliner. Airliner. Um, bin liner.

I got nothing. Sorry. You got one. Yeah, one. The others were lip. Oh, a lip liner, which you do, and a panty liner. Oh. Absolutely.

No knowledge on that last one. I only got two out of three on that one, Steve. You do better than me, mate? Wow. Next question. What finger do you use to put on eye cream? You have a very big, like, skincare routine. I know that about you.

Huge. What finger? What finger? There's a particular finger they say you should use. The little finger. Give him another shot. The, it's not the index finger. The ring finger.

The ring finger. We'll give it to him. Sure. Dad, Yes. What would you use a gashua for? Is that to clean the gutters out? I'll pull you up on that one, Bree.

It's a guasha. Sorry, a guasha. I don't think that's the problem, Clint. I stand with my first answer. It cleans the gutters out. Kind of does, but for the face. You use it to drain the lymphatic system of your face. Oh, that's right.

I remember. Okay, no points. The face gutters. Question number six. Yep. What is balliage? Belliage. That's like a...

Belliage. Something to do with the belly. It's a... Oh, that's the veranda. The belly veranda. That's what that is. Oh, yeah, gotcha. You're so far off.

It's a hair colour. It goes from dark to light. is balliage. Okay. No question there. Okay, I've got two questions left. Finish strong here, Dad. I'll try.

What are pasties? Pasties? If a woman was wearing pasties or a man could wear pasties, why would they be wearing them? Pasties, okay, to absorb something on my, imagining? No, I'm going to help you out there, no. No, no. Okay.

They're to cover something. To hide something, Steve. Oh. Over your nipples. Oh, he's got it. Good man. He's got it. You had to take a few of those off in your time.

I did. Good question. Last question. Yep. Your favourite topic. Uh-huh. How many tampons would a woman use during what's considered a regular period? Uh, less than 10.

Are you sure? Think about how many... I'm not sure. I haven't got a freaking clue. I have to give him an X on that one. It's round 15. So you weren't too far off. How many did he get?

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I think maybe he came in at like a 30%, a 30% with a little bit of encouraging, but. Yeah, I want to say he got like, yeah, let's give him 40%. Nearly, nearly half way. I could impress myself with that one.

I could literally, I can't see you, Steve. I could hear you sweating through the microphone on those questions. It's not often I hear you uncomfortable, but I fairly feel like that was what that was. That was. I'd rather be digging a ditch. I can't wait to see him clean out the gutters with his guasha.

Right now we're talking about things that you found in their flat, where you were like, that's a bit unusual. I don't know about that. And were you looking for it, like the lady off maths, or were you genuinely shocked? I think you learn a lot about a person. You can't truly know a person until you see how they live, right? I completely agree.

Yeah. So what did you find out when you went to the place that they live? This person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, team. How are we? We're good.

Yeah, good, thanks. What was the situation? Was this a sleepover? It was a little sleepover, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Very, very innocent sleepover, one of those.

Of course. We would never assume otherwise anonymous. And what did you learn about this person? I learned that he only has one pillow on his bed. This is such a common one. How did you learn that? Because he was coming to pick me up and he even pecks. He was like, oh, we might have to get more pillows. And I was like, sorry, I'm talking about you've only got one.

one pillow on your bed. And he was like, yeah, my dog has the other one. I was like, hi. Well, anonymous, can we give him gentleman points for at least considering you and having the foresight to organise pillows for you? Is that? I mean. Can you have credit for that?

No. That's sitting the bar way too long. The bar's too low. The bar's too low. Well, obviously. Well, okay, can we give him points for not being presumptuous? and assuming that you were going to sleep over. And then when he did realize that you were going to,

he was like, shit, I need to organize emergency pillows for anonymous. I mean, you're really scraping the barrel of me like now. Yeah, yeah, fair. Dudes, if you're listening and you have one pillow, get two. Minimum two. No, yeah, well, minimum two, but I mean, treat yourself. Buy four. Four is impressive, you know.

The ladies are going to love it. Can I just say you're so particular about the number of pillows because you're not happy with two. you want four but you hate the idea of six. Yeah, six is way too many. Yeah. But four, four is, I think, a good number because I mean... You're only okay with four.

No, well, we have six on our bed. Anything past six is too many, in my opinion. We asked you what was the weird thing you found at their house when you went over? Someone said, my friend went home with a guy who had his pet bird's ashes on a shelf next to his bed. Okay. Well, where asked you, Kim, your ashes of you did burn, I guess. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's a good point. Someone said, I went home with a guy whose bedroom was in the dining room, right beside the kitchen.

They were in the same room. I woke up to his flatmate making breakfast two feet away from me. That's not weird. Breakfast and beard. Yeah, that's not ideal. You get to wake up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee. A friend of mine lived in the garage for like four years. Oh, yeah. People would come in and out because the laundry was also in there. Yeah. Yeah. But they were. would have got cheap rent for it, right? Yeah, they did. But then apparently, like, the landlord did not know they were doing that. No, you can't.

Yeah, came over for a flat inspection, opened the garage door, and there she is. No, it's against the rules to do it. But there is a certain window in your life in which you are happy to live in the garage for reduced rent. That is true. There is. That is true. Mary texted and said, no one at the house I went home to had bed bases. All were just mattresses on wooden floors.

I feel like that's the same category as living in the garage. I think the same category as having one pillow. And I think it's the same category as possibly not having any sheets on the bed. Just mattress, one pillow and a duvet. Mm-hmm. I agree with you. Someone else said, my brother in his uni days flattered with Harley Davidson enthusiasts. Oh, yeah.

Their bikes were dismantled throughout the house on carpet, no protection, on benches, etc. I could hardly find a place to sit, let alone a space to sit, cook a meal in the kitchen. I told you that story about my dad when I was a kid who dismantled and reassembled an entire motorbike in my bedroom because there was no power in the garage. That's right. And it was too cold in the garage for him. So he did it in my bedroom.

And that way he could turn the light on and work on his bike at night. Oh my God. And sometimes I'd just be lying there in bed and dad would just be working on his motorbike. You'd be like, Dad, I've got to go to sleep. I've got school tomorrow. He'd be like, shut up the carburetor stuff. You know you've got problems, kids. I've got a ruptured fuel line.

I can just picture your dad doing that too. I went on a date with a guy in London who had a Confederate flag on his bedroom wall. He was Australian and we were living in London. He said his uncle gave it to him. Bit of a red flag. Literally. Literally a red flag. Well, more orange than red, but yeah, isn't it?

Yeah, true, true. Reddy orange. Someone said, anonymous, please. I was exploring my new flat and I opened a drawer in the lounge. and it was full of adult film stuff, Japanese figurines in interesting positions, packs of naked playing cards, magazines from the 70s, DVDs, etc.

When I asked what that was all about, they said, oh yeah, that's our adult film draw as if it was a normal thing. Help yourself. That's communal. Everyone can have a piece of that. There's something for everyone in there. Last one, Charlotte Texan and said,

the guy I went home with liked fishing and some fish juice had spilled in his truck. So when he drove me home after our first date, his truck stunk of fish. And I stunk for a long time. Secondly, we couldn't use his oven because he'd left some potatoes in there and they'd completely covered in mould inside the oven.

He didn't even clean it. His mum did. I don't know how I stayed with him for eight months. Wow. I wonder if the oven was unusable for eight months that you dated him. That's what I want to know. Oh, don't worry about the oven.

I'll get my over. She'll sort that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just cook it on the stove, babe. It's fine. I like to think that she was trying to see the best in him. Like I was doing with the guy with the pillows at the start, she's like, fish juice in the car.

Well, at least he's a hunter-gatherer. At least he's a provider. Yeah, that's glass half full stuff right there. That's glass half full, yeah, half-flo. Dead is Brinclint. All I want for my birthday. Right now, let's get to birthday bangering. Number one songs when you turn 16 and we'll play our favourite.

Layla's here, they're going to do mum's birthday banger. Hi, Leila. Hi, Leila. What's your mum's name, Leila? My mum's name's Laura. Laura, okay. Laura. And what's Laura's birthday, Leila?

The ninth of Jim, 1993. Oh, very well done, Leila. That means mum was 16 in 2009 and let her know. birthday banger. Do you know this song, Leila? Yeah, I do know it. It's a fun song, isn't it? Yeah, I've got to be.

It's a very good one, Leila. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey. What have you been up to today, Amy? Oh, work, taxi and kids, you know, usual. The usual.

The usual. Hey, well, this isn't the usual. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your day? the birth? 17th of December, 1983. Right, that means

you was 16 in 1999, and on that day in 99, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Banger, Amy. Kelly's doing a thing.

A kind of banger, right? Yeah. Were you an S club fan, Amy? Yeah, not so much, but that's all right. I can still respect the song. Nice.

Were you more, 1999, were you more of a Dr. Dre fan? Absolutely. Yeah, I can tell Amy. Amy had a subwoofer. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Kirstie.

Hi, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not bad when I watch the kids' colour run at school today. Oh, the colour run? Yeah, they like cross-country, but they throw like chalk powder on them.

They throw that coloured dust at them, eh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Makes a hell of a mess. Oh, yeah. Makes it way more fun because there's nothing fun about cross-country. Shaller, there's a rainbow at the moment. I bet it is.

Hey, Kirsty, what is your birthday? 19th of September, 1992. All right, that means you were 16, Kirsty in 2008. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday bang. Pink and so what? That's a good one. Yeah, it was her divorce song, wasn't it?

It was so good. Yeah. It's a ripper, Kirsty. And then they got back together. Yeah. And they're still together. Yeah, they are. All right, bang-o.

I feel like it suits Kirsty as well. It really does. I love it. Wait there, we're going to choose between La Rue, S Club and Pink. What does your gut tell you, Bree? I like them all. Me too. It's quite a hard choice today.

I really like Leila too. She's very cute. Oh, Tala Leela. I reckon I'll go with Leila and her mum, Bulletproof La Rue. Yeah, I'll back you on that one. Leila, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Guess what?

You won! That was the right choice. Just for that moment. You're welcome, Leila. Love you. Yeah, we've made the right choice. Oh, nice, hi. You've got nice.

Oh, yes, but wait, wait there. Hold on. We're going to come back to her, okay? We will not your primary date. I was going to come back to it. I did. But she's on hold. Just wait there.

Okay, okay, okay. Z-N's Brankland. Laroo. Then Bulletproof. It's the winner of birthday banger today. Number one on the 9th of June, 2009, which just so happened to be. be Layla's mum's birthday. Are you still there, Layla?

Yes, I am. I am still there. We knew what you were going to, even though you haven't properly said it yet, we knew what you were going to say before. Yeah, I had one more thing too. Yeah, I know. We started the song and then I had to cut you off, which felt awful, but what do you need to tell us, Leila? What did you get, where do you get off your chest? Well, I've got two things about my first time, and my first time call it and a long time listener.

Yeah, you are, Leila. How old are you, Leila? I'm 10 years old. Well, you're doing an excellent job on the radio. And can I say, Leila, you could have my job when I retire. You sound like you'd be great. Sounds good, you're amazing. And Bree's very close to retirement age, too. What was the other thing you need to tell us, Leila?

We thought we were calling for Alex Warren, and then we were like, Oh my God, we're getting Alex Warren, and then we were like, oh, we're doing a birthday banger. Oh, no. Well, you won birthday banger, but you haven't won the Alex Warren tickets yet. Do you think you could call us again? Yeah, we'll try. Yeah, it goes. You never know.

You could go back to back. Yeah, but, um, that's amazing. Thanks so much. If I was a less ethical broadcaster, I would rig this for Leila. I would give her the Alex Warren tickets. I really want to rig it.

I really want to give them to you, Layla. Thank you. Can you? Can you? Well, if you don't, if you don't get back on for the Alex Warren tickets, I wrote you a song. Do you want to hear it?

Yes, please. Okay. Outsala Leila, Outsalala Leila. Outsalala Leila. Oh, Salah La Leila. That's just for you. Personal song for Leila. I love that.

It's amazing. Oh, bless you, Leila. Is anyone else really confused? All right. Hopefully we talk to you in like two minutes, okay? Okay. Thank you so much for Tavis to get through. We are going to play Alex Warren straight after this.

And the first person who gets through, whether it's you or Layla can have free tickets to CM live in Auckland or Christchurch. Stick around. Z.M.'s Breed and Clint's podcast. Our show, the Brea and Clint show, has free Alex Warren tickets all this week. The M welcomes Alex Warren. Are you first every time. Live in Altearoa.

Alex Warren will play Christchurch on the 21st of August, the 22nd of August. That's a bonus show that's just been added. And Monday the 24th of August in Auckland. and we have free ticket spree. We sure do. Let's go to the phones. Josh, you were the first to call through on 0800 dials at M and you've picked up the tickets.

Well done, mate. Thank you. I'm a big fan of Alex Warren myself. What's what I might do is maybe can you get Laila back and we can get to her. Are you serious, Josh? Wait, you want to give him to Layla. Yeah. You wouldn't believe this, but Layla did actually manage to get through,

but she didn't get through first. So before I bring Layla on, 100% certain you want to donate your tickets to Layla, Josh. 100%. Oh, you're a good man. Layla, are you with us? Oh my God, yes. Layla, Josh wants to give you as Alex Warren tickets.

Thank you, so. Oh. Hey, Layla, see, you know what happens. You know what lesson you've learned? What? When you're a good and kind person, other people want to be good and kind to you. How exciting is that? Oh, my God.

Thank you so much. How are you going to take to Alex Warren with you, Leila? Is it your mum? My mum. Oh, how fun. Your mum's done very well out of you today. You won birthday banger for her. Oh, Leila.

Have you ever been to a concert before? Oh, yeah. I went to Pinkin and a She's a veteran. Well, you know the deal then. Congratulations, Leila. Thank you so much, guys. Love you. Love you too.

And thanks for listening to our... show, we appreciate you. Josh, your karma cave is full, bro. You are good for the rest of the year. Thank you, Josh. Love you. That's okay. Have fun. I want to adopt that child. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Thank you guys so much. You're welcome, Layla. Call any time, okay? Our producer Ella, after we talked to Layla the first time, stood up and she just goes, oh, my ovaries. Oh, I want a baby. I want a layla, to be honest. You want a little. I want Layla. If Layla wants to be adopted, like just an option, I am here. Layla, do you want a couple of extra mums?

Yep, sounds good. Yeah, sounds good. Why not? You can never have too many mums. How good. Oh, good people, good outcome. That's so nice. That is lovely. If you want to get yourself some Alex Warren tickets, you can do it now at Ticketmaster. All of your details for all of your concerts, including Alex Warren's,

Finding Family on the Road Tour, are at ZM Online. God, I love the people that listen to this show. Clint. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast. All done and Dusted for another day. What's on for the evening for everyone? Everyone got any exciting plans? My mum's here. We're putting my very excited four-year-old down to bed because she is

turning five tomorrow and she's about to receive more Moana-themed things than you've ever seen one person receive in their life. It's a total Moana gasm for her birthday. Everything in Moana. That sounds so bloody fun. Does you have a moana cake? Oh, actually I don't know what the plan is for the cake. Surely.

Classic dad. I've got no idea what's happening with the cake. You just rock up and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know she's got a Moana outfit. She's got a heart of tofeetie necklace. Great. She's got a Moana doll. I know what you can do.

I know what you can bring to the party, Clint. You dress up as Maui. Yeah. Get your shirt off. Yeah, I'll put on a lava lover. and draw some tattoos on myself and go shirtless to the party. That would make her day, I reckon. I go, why is Maui so thin and pale?

Maui went on all you's emper. And hairy. Now we got gastro. Why is Maui so yuck? Maggie's like, I don't like Maui anymore. Yeah. I don't like Moana. She moves on to Frozen real quick.

Which is great because I'd do a great O-Laf. Have a great night. We'll catch everybody back tomorrow on the Brian Clint show. Bye. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.