ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th May 2022

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

Solving workplace mysteries....Does your house have a secret?Sous chef Sam goes rogueReturn of the family clothSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bree and Clint. Guys, anyone got anything? Got something. Oh, do ya? Whoa! Here he is. Alright, tell me when you're ready, Sam. Uh, yeah, we are good to go.

We are good to go. And my headphones. Hi everyone. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Nice to see you here. It's good to be here. No, I wasn't talking to you. Oh.

Oh, shit. I'll say welcome to you. Welcome, Stace. It's good to see you, bab, I wasn't talking to you. Oh. Oh. Shit. I'll say welcome to you. Welcome, Dave. It's good to see you, babes. Nice to see you, babes. Hey! I like your hat today. Is that you? Is that you, Rita Ora? No, I'm a bit depressed, Mo. Oh, sorry. I'm a bit sad. We're not starting

like this. Okay, yeah, shit. Sorry, that's our format. We can start with a very fun feel. Sous Chef Sam has asked for the airwaves on the podcast intro this afternoon. He did. I have a mystery to solve. Oh. What mystery?

Like who shat on the floor of my wedding? Have you guys seen that podcast? That's worse. That's a great podcast. What a great podcast. Have you heard about part two? No, what's part two? Who shat in my beard.

It's hosted by Johnny Depp Can't wait to listen to that I mean, we know who did it though I almost wish I'd been more prepared And got like the Pink Panther theme tune or something We can sort that out for you Oh, okay I will set the scene, alright?

So No, I meant we can get it, guys You gotta go Okay, so Take it away, Sam I'm leaving work last night I've wrapped up the podcast, it's scheduled to go up online and I'm walking out to my desk

to grab my bag and my computer is still on I know what this is Google is open and in the search bar I'm like, I don't remember leaving that there in the search bar it says, Sam has smelly balls?

So, first question. Who is searching that to begin with? Well, arguably, whose computer was it? Yeah. It was yours. Now, the clarification about my computer, it's like the hot desk computer in the office. It's a general login, so anyone can just use it.

Perfect place to Google sensitive questions that you don't want on your own browser. I didn't actually consider that this would be turned back on me, but whatever. If we're looking at the maturity of the joke, I'm going to say the maturity level of the joke matches someone in their early 20s, Clint. Point the finger away from yourself early.

That is producer Anastasia. Okay, wait, wait. Can we repeat that once more? I just want to hear this evidence. This evidence? You mean the question? The question that was... So the question was,

Sam has smelly balls? It's not even a question. They've just put a question mark on the end. It's kind of a statement. I'd like to defend myself uh where were you i don't really um partake in ball or scent based humor um and i don't think it's a question of maturity because i think that age doesn't oh we know that. In this situation specifically, I would be pointing the finger back at you, Brie. Ooh.

That's me. How often do I make ball jokes? Think about that. Farts, yes. Poo's, yes. Ball jokes. But again, on the base of maturity, historically, you would be more inclined to be.

Have you met Clint? As you two drag each other through the mud, can we turn our attention to the plaintiff for a second? Yeah. Sous Chef Sam, who do you suspect? I was going to say you. Oh, wait, no, go back to Brie and Anastasia. It's interesting, Sous Chef Sam,

how producer Anastasia and I have been talking nonstop, but someone has been saying nothing. We picked up on the same thing. You're right, because in the murder mystery, it's always the person you don't expect or that doesn't feature much. It's true. They lay low. And it's the person who makes...

Okay, can I defend myself? No. No, I get to defend myself. Well, before... Read the statement again, Sam. The question was, Sam has smelly balls? Now, if it was me, I wouldn't have put a question mark on it. It would be a statement of fact.

I can tell by Clint's face. No, look at me. Was it you? It was not me. I see that smile from here. I'm a Christian. No, excuse me... No, look at me. Look at me. Was it you? It was not me. I see that smile from here. I'm a Christian. No, excuse me. Okay, sorry.

What were the results of the Google search? That's what I was getting to. The first two... Well, there's a Facebook page which is titled Beetlejuice Green Farballs. Yeah, okay. Yeah. The, okay. Yeah.

The second result, from Eppert to the Ball Brothers, a history of canning food. Okay. And then the third one I think is particularly, you know, applicable. It's an article from the New Zealand Law Society about bullying. Bullying?

Okay, we're just going to make one short statement, and then Sam is a jury of one He is going to decide who is guilty of this crime I'm not going first Anastasia you were first accused So what am I going to do here? You've got a short statement to defend yourself Oh really?

Yep Okay That was it Oh really? Okay we're going with oh really She's going with the casual aloof Oh it wasn't me I didn't need to Alright We're going to make a statement Firstly She's going with the casual aloof Oh it wasn't me I didn't need to Alright

We're going to make a statement Firstly She's going with the Amber Heard approach I'd like to Oh shit Screw you You're running out of time by the way I'd like to firstly say

I hope you're okay Sam The complainant or whatever it's called Piss And basically I'd just like to defend myself Ben has gone You have been an awesome replacement. But I've got a fair bit of work to do in this booth.

So I don't, apart from peeing, I don't leave it much. Okay, that's fine. I would like to say, my alibi, yesterday, I was not in that room where that computer was. You're done. You're done. Okay? I would like to say, as the person who sits in the room with Sam, who's closer to his balls?

You know? Who knows and is in closer proximity to balls than yours? You're a piece of shit, Glenn! Excuse me. Also, who sits directly opposite the keyboard on which the question was typed? No, that was that. Oh. Oh, was it out in the office? Wait, was it out in the office? I thought it was that computer in there. No, that was that. Oh. Oh, was it out? Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, was it out in the office? Yeah, it was in the office. I thought it was that computer in there. Oh, no. Oh, the entire ZDM network is up for grabs then. Although, out in the office, out in the office, Anastasia is still my neighbour on the desk. Anastasia just outed herself and she goes, no, it was not on that computer. It was in that computer in there.

No, because he said. Oh, so she knew. No, he said the communal computer, that one there that you guys are thinking of, not a communal computer. The one you're sitting in front of is also a communal computer. Okay, I've said my piece, you've said your piece. Brie, it's your turn to say your piece. Well, I just said my piece. You and I didn't even

know what computer it was on. I thought it was that one in the producer's booth. Anastasia knew exactly which computer it was. She said it just then, insto facto making her the main suspect. I think this is Bree's acting skills coming back to her. Oh, mate, have you seen my acting skills? Oh, God, man.

When you're ready, sous chef Sam, you can pass judgment. And whoever you say will be imprisoned for the next three years. No, no, no, no. You guys need to own up because it was one of you guys. Whoever he says, you have to honestly own up to it or be like it wasn't me. Shake of the Bible. So if you get it right, the person who did it will admit that we all agree. If you did it, you'll admit if he fingers you.

100%. But if he gets it wrong, the person who did it can live on in infamy forever and never has to reveal themselves. Yes. But you've got to pick right. Yeah. And we promise you truth. Okay. Holy shit. But if he gets it wrong The person who did it Can live on in infamy forever And never has to reveal themselves Yeah But you gotta pick right Yeah And we promise you truth Okay

Holy shit I swear I swear I swear We're going Brie Me Yeah you You think it's me

I did say Brie Alright Nah it wasn't me Clint's looking quietly happy with himself It wasn't me You'll never know You picked the wrong sin What a wasted opportunity

I totally thought it was you, Brie It wasn't me Swear on my mum's life It wasn't me Screw you, dumb thing Clint, was it you? I don't have to say Oh, shit

It was him No, it wasn't me It wasn't me But I'm also allowed to lie Because you didn't choose me It was him But it wasn't me It was him Was it Gary? Actually, it was me It wasn't me Was it you? No, it wasn't me It wasn't me But I'm also allowed to lie Because you didn't choose me It was him But it wasn't me It was him

Was it Gary? Actually it was me It wasn't me Was it you? No it wasn't me You were going to say It could be Gary It actually wasn't me

You know what It does have Megan Sager Social media extraordinaire It reeks of Cam Mansfield to me She heard She heard what I said About Taylor Swift During the show

It could be Cam It reeks of Megan Sager Even though this just happened yesterday. The mystery remains, everybody. Feel free to submit your guesses as to who it was on the Brian Clint Podcast Family Facebook page. We'll catch you back tomorrow. I'm so glad my name has been cleared. How dare you accuse me?

You gave me the option. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. What's going on everybody? Welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint. What were you just boasting about here in the studio? Nothing. No, you were just boasting about something. You were tormenting Georgia who does the day show. You weren't even listening. You weren't even. I believe you said to her, because she loves RM Williams boots,

as we all do, and you said to her, hey, Georgia, I got a free pair of those. And then she got upset. And then you said, what else did you say? Oh, my wife also got a free pair. How do you hook me up with her? I tagged them in everything. I even did the hashtag 90 years.

I was lying. You don't even wear yours. I was lying. I do. I've never even seen him wear them. You're being slanderous now. I've never seen him wear them. Mr. Williams, if you're listening, they're my favourite shoe and I wear them daily.

Mr. Williams is my cousin. I can give him a call. Damn, and he still didn't give you any. I know. Well, I haven't asked. Hell of a boat, hell of a boat, the Ari Williams. Are they what, eh? Are they what?

Poor Georgia. Clint, I've got a free pet and my wife got some and then my kids got some. Do you know, I literally like randled, like randled? I like rag, what's the word? Wrangled. Wrangled. That's another brand, wrangle, if they're listening. I wrangled me pals together to get the money to get a pair of mine.

What, you borrowed off your friends to buy you a boot? Wait, you've got financial problems. Maybe I do. No judgment. Birthday's coming up. I was like, everyone, pitch in. George's got like four pairs, okay? You're fine, okay?

You're fine. You did a registry for your birthday Where you're like RM Williams That's the only shop that I'm registering for It's Post Malone and Roddy Ricch Cooped up Is he going to be a dad or is he a dad? I think he's going to be a dad He announced he was going to be

You think you're cooped up now Post Malone You wait to let baby gums along And you'll be cooped up Imagine he's sold. You wait. Oh, you wait, mate. You wait till their baby comes along. And you'll be cooped up, mate. Imagine his songs. You're not going to leave bloody ass for six months, mate. Imagine after he has some babies what his songs are going to sound like. He's going to be like, you know how I said I'm always tired. I've got that face tattoo.

Turns out I wasn't actually always tired. Now I am. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. He just gets er, tattered on the end of it. Tired er. Tired er. The tradies versus the ladies.

The tradies sitting at 45 wins. The ladies sitting at 32. Have you been updating the score? I have. You sure? I think I've been on top of it, yeah. I have. Okay.

Our lady is here. She's from Motueka and she bloody loves fishing. Welcome to the show. It's Lisa. G'day, Lisa. What's the biggest fish you ever caught? I'm just a learner. Oh, you're just a learner.

Oh, nice. So it's a new hobby. And it's so interesting. Yes, indeed. Oh, lovely. Do you go out on the boats? No, just off the wharf. Yeah, nice.

I like that, Lisa. Good hobby. Take up a new hobby. Our tradie today is 17 years old. He's from Hamilton and he's a rower in his spare time. Welcome to the show, Dylan. G'day, Dylan. G'day.

How's it going? Good, thank you, Dylan. Are you the Cox? Sorry? No, I'm not a Cox. I'm just too big for that. Yeah. Too big for the Cox.

Too big for the Cox, eh, Dylan? Yeah. That's what she said. Yeah, nice, Dylan? Yeah. That's what she said. Yeah, nice, mate. Yeah, that's what she said, yeah, yeah. Dylan, your buzzer is tradie. Lisa, your buzzer is lady. First to get three answers correct is going to get $50 thanks to KFC.

Good luck to both of you. P.S., how good is the position of the cocks in the rowing boat? Not good at all. It is the best spot. No, you faced the wrong way. You don't do anything. You faced the wrong way. Well, you do, you know, some stuff. Not what everyone else is doing. Yeah. I put my hand

up for that at school and they were like, you're 5 foot 10 and you're 15. You're not the cocks. Anyway, guys, here we go. Question number one. Calvin Harris is in the news today because he is engaged after only five months of dating BBC radio jock Vic Hope, name another famous DJ.

Brady. Yes, Dylan. Netsky. Nice, Dylan. Netsky. Producer Anastasia and I ran into Netsky at Bay Dreams a couple of years ago and we nearly got kicked out because of Anastasia. Question number two.

If I was purchasing a Testarossa, would I be buying a vegetable, a car, or a type of horse? Judy. Dylan. Dylan. A car. It's a car, yeah. It is a type of Ferrari.

Question number three. Two to the tradies. You need this one here, Lisa. Come on, this is for you. Are you still there, Lise? Yes, I am. You've got this one. You've got this one.

How do you spell definitely? Tradie. Lisa. D-I-F-F-E-R-E-N-T. Unfortunately not, Leigh. Did she hear the word? Definitely. She definitely heard it.

R-L-Y. Yeah, no, unfortunately. Dylan, you want to have a crack at it? R-D-E-F-I-N-I-T-L-Y. I-T, no. Oh, that was soL-Y. I-T. No. That was so close, Dylan. I can't spell it either, so don't worry about it.

It's incredibly difficult for everyone playing home. D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. I always spell defiantly. Same. Thank God for autocorrect. Still two to the tradies. Question number four. What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Tradie. Dylan. They weigh the same. He's got it. Dylan, you're the smartest 17-year-old tradie in Hamilton. Congratulations, mate. Thank you so much. Maybe you should be the cocks because you're pretty on top of it,

calling the shots, you know? That's what the cocks Because you're pretty On top of it Calling the shots You know That's what the cocks does Yep You'd just be You'd just be a big cocks Fair enough I mean

Who doesn't want that And rowing boats We're talking about rowing It's heavier We're talking about rowing Bree and Clint Ellen DeGeneres show You know the show

Have you seen it It's pretty popular Oh this sounds familiar Yeah yeah yeah It's on during the day time. Have you seen it? It's pretty popular. Oh, this sounds familiar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on during the daytime. I may have seen it once or twice. You actually said to me today that when the show ends, it's going to leave a massive hole in your life

because you're not going to know what to do with yourself during the day. It's a part of my routine because when I'm finding, like, stuff to talk about on this show, doing our radio prep, I'll have that show on in the background. I reckon you and anyone who works from home is going to leave it. Yeah, it's part of my – and I know – And I include mums in that too if you're working from home on the mum tools. I know that, you know, I watch Breakfast with Maddie McLean

and the whole crew and then it goes into the Ellen show. Not the AM show, eh? You said hate the AM, guys. No, I don't mind the AM show. Not the AM show, eh? You said, hate the AM, guys. No, I don't mind the AM show. Come on now. But I watch Breakfast and then I watch Ellen and then I know when Ellen finishes, I need to be at least kind of wrapping up.

Right, it's your time codes. Well, it's all going out the window, mate, because they're in the last season. They're in the last episodes of the Ellen show. I know, trust me, I've been watching. They've started to reveal some of their TV secrets from behind the scenes and they revealed how they get the person into that box

to scare the guests when they come onto the show. Oh yeah, that's sitting next to Ellen. Yeah, the coffee table thingy. Yes. You know how Justin Bieber will be sitting there or Ellen Pompeo or whoever, I don't know. Big stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, people like

just all the big stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, people like, you know, just all the big stars. Yeah, Johnny Depp. Oh, no. Anyway, they've revealed how they get them in there because TV shows take ages to film and they don't want the crowd to know that someone's in the box either.

So it's not like they can sneak the person into the box before the star comes out. It's meant to be a surprise for everyone. Because the crowd gives it away too. Yeah, totally. You know. So they meant to be a surprise for everyone. Because the crowd gives it away too. Yeah, totally. You know? So they've revealed exactly how they do it.

Take a listen to this. So then we actually did dig a tunnel under the stage. They built me a tunnel. I had to climb down the ladder, through this rocks and dirt, up a ladder, and then climb into the box so that I can then scare,

I think it was Sarah Paulson. So the show's in full swing, and then someone crawls through underneath the stage, underground, and climbs into the box from underneath, and then poof, wah! See, what you don't know, Clint, is I've been working on a similar tunnel here at work to give you the ultimate scare.

You know, I actually don't doubt it, and I just want to, on record, I do not consent. Right. I I just want to on record, I do not consent. Right. I do not consent to that scare. You do not have my permission. I hate a scare so much. Well, if I do it outside the workplace, technically not under HR jurisdiction.

Can you not do it when I'm wearing chinos, please? Because I'll definitely piss myself. I have a big wee stain. I thought, seeing as Ellen's got a tunnel under her stage, we could talk about secret things that you've got inside your house. Oh, my God, secret passages? Do you have a secret passage inside your house? It was revealed recently that the Queen has a secret passage

from Windsor Castle to the pub. So she can go through this tunnel, probably not recently. Yeah, she'd go down there and order a drink from a secret window at the back of the pub opposite Windsor Castle. You know on TikTok, whenever something like a video scrolls through and it's like, I found this secret thing in my house, I'm just like fizzing for it. I'm like, what is it?

What's in the secret safe that was built behind the old fireplace? I need to know. We did a reno and we found a man cave in there. Yeah. The skeleton of Hugh Hefner was in, I don't know. You know, at this place I used to work at, I was a bartender at this old, old pub in Brisbane and there was a secret passage underneath the pub

and there was a secret passage underneath the pub and there was a bunker underneath the pub and there was all this old writing like in the walls and they used to put, you know, kegs of beer down there and stuff. I was going to say, it's the keg room, yeah. But you know what it is? I think, I believe, I don't know if it was World War I or World War II, but they built all these... Oh, air raid shelter.

Yeah. Wow. Isn't that wild? Either that or the local drunk guy got in there to drink the kegs and then got stuck. One or the other. Started writing. Ellen's talked about her secret tunnel.

She's got a secret tunnel, does she? She's talked about it on TV. There's a tunnel that goes under her stage so that the person who jumps out of that box and scares people can climb in there when no one knows. What?

Sorry. Talking about laughing at someone crawling up Ellen's secret tunnel. Under her stage and then jumps out of Ellen's box. Yeah, that's exactly right.

It's a good time. You go through Ellen's secret tunnel into her box. You jump out, you scare people. Good time. So we want to know

this afternoon, what's the secret thing inside your house? This person wants to be anonymous. Ooh, very secretive. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. What's the secret thing in your house?

So the house I grew up in, there was like a hatch in my sister's wardrobe. You'd climb up with two of the shelves. And then up in the top, Dad had put like a big flat piece of wood and it was like a little play area for all of us and it was like we were only allowed in that little spot. Cool. It was like our little secret area to hang out with.

Anonymous, was this house in Auckland? Because I swear I went to an open home and had the same thing. Yes, it was. It was in South Auckland. Oh, no. Oh, no. Jeez, that's close. I was like I think I've been in your childhood home. Do you guys still have that house?

No, we don't. We sold it about 10 years ago. Because I like the idea of selling it but not telling the new owners. And then one day they just find it. We actually didn't tell people who brought the house, so I wonder if they found it. Oh, my God. That's awesome.

Okay, that's cool. That's so cool. Lucky you. What about the text? This is one of my favourite texts of the week. They said, I'm a digger driver. I've buried a 20-foot shipping container in someone's backyard. As a growing room, lawn was put over the top.

Whoa. Now that is a secret room. You can always tell when someone's got a growing room because Powerbill's massive. Yeah, true. How do you hide that? Solar panels. Even then they'll be like, what are your solar panels running? Why are they all over your backyard?

Yeah, why are they just on your lawn? Someone texted and said apparently at St. Peter's College in Cambridge there's secret tunnels that go from the main building to the chapel. That's creepy. That is weird, isn't it? That's creepy. That seems... I don't know about that, eh?

Very fancy school, that, by the way. Someone else said, my partner had a secret ladder to an attic space in one of his bathrooms. Also, one of the bathroom cupboards is a gun safe that you need to unlock from a different cupboard. He's a doomsday prepper. Oh! He's ready for zombie apocalypse.

They're on the phone. Oh, Ellie's here. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hello. Is that your partner with the secret room gun safe situation? Yeah, it's actually because the house is from like over 100 years old. So just got some weird quirks to it.

Wait, so you're saying. So did he not do it? He didn't build it? No, no. It was just like that when he brought it, yeah. Is it haunted? I sometimes think it is. Does he keep... I need to do a bit

of saging every now and again. Does he keep anything in that gun safe? No. He's contemplating it, but thankfully nothing at the moment. Yeah, good one. Yeah, he does. The code's 1849.

My full name is this. Apparently there's secret tunnels running all underneath Dunedin. There's also those tunnels that I showed you that time underneath Albert Park in Auckland. Yeah, I've seen those ones before. They're weird, aren't they? They're trying to get them open. It's like a tourist attraction.

So people can walk through them. Someone else texted through and they said a're trying to get them open. It's like a tourist attraction. So people can walk through them. Someone else texted through and they said, a panic room in the last house. It was in the office. One wall was all bookcase. That was actually a secret massive pivot door that gave access to

a big storage area affectionately known as the panic room. Panic room's a weird word, eh? Because to me, panic room suggests... Makes me panic? Well, no, it's a place where you go when you're a bit stressed out. You know, just like calm down. Oh, really?

Have you ever seen the movie Panic Room? No. Oh, it'll change your mind. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. There's Liam Payne goss this afternoon. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Oh, it's sad. Splitville

for Liam Payne. He and his fiancée Maya Henry have split up. He's 28, she's 21. She's gorgeous. She's a model, actually. Here's what's happened. Okay, so a fan account, a Liam Payne fan account posted photos of Liam with

his girl. Now, everyone actually thought it was her. Everyone thought it was Maya Henry, his actual fiancée, because she's this hot, you know, brunette thing. And anyway, like, when you look closely, you're like, oh, wait a second, that's not his fiancée. They're not kissing, but they're canoodling. Canoodling. Anyway, so Maya has gone onto the fan account, okay, the fiancée, gone onto the fan account and said, guys, please stopcé, gone onto the fan account and said,

guys, please stop. I love you fans so much, but please stop sending me these pictures of my fiancé wrapped around another woman. She said, it's not me. It's hard enough knowing this has happened without seeing it enough now. Her comment has had like 40-something thousand likes.

And I was like, oh! Anyway, so they're split, really upsetting. And, you know, look, I feel like these One Direction boys, I actually feel really sorry for them in a way because they had a really, really crazy experience. Like, they were so

famous and, I don't know, I just feel sorry for them in a lot of ways. I think they didn't get a chance to kind of just... Definitely. But I think Maya is the person to feel sorry for here in this situation Right Like Oh no don't leave

That's so rough I hope she knew Or they'd had a conversation Or they'd broken up already Before the comment Before Oh before the pictures came out Yeah

Doesn't sound like it It sounds like that's how she found out It just seems so dumb to me If you were that famous To be doing that Yeah Not thinking you would get caught Well that's like what Dean said right You know to me if you were that famous to be doing that not thinking you would get caught. Well that's like what Dean said right

they've lived in an alternate reality this whole time so also Liam Payne not into girls the same age as him he's 28 Maya was 21 and his baby mama Shira Cole is 38 so maybe third time's a charm maybe you'll find a nice 28 year old

that is the latest live out of Los Angeles. I'm 28. I'm not. With the very available Dean McCarthy, Bree and Clint. I'm 28. Bree and Clint. About to talk about something very close to Bree's heart. Don't associate me with this product.

Something you're passionate about. Something you have been wanting to... I'm not. Incorporate into your lifestyle for a long time. An American mum has vlogged about how her family use reusable toilet paper. No. I hate this idea. A.K.A. the family cloth.

We've talked about it before. I hate the name of it too.K.A. the family cloth. We've talked about it before. I hate the name of it too. The family cloth. The family cloth. That's what you call reusable toilet paper. Her name is Amber Allen and her family are three years in to reusable toilet paper. They've been doing this for three years? Yep.

How often does the family cloth get changed? Like as in how long? How many cycles does it go through? Because obviously you wipe once and you wash it. Well, who knows? No, you do. Who knows? It goes in the family basket for a family wash.

What if someone comes over? No, so we're going to cover that today. Because I know you've got questions. I know you're looking to get into the family cloth at your house. We've talked about this a few times on this show, and I'm not. I'm all for electric cars and composting and recycling and whatever. But reusing toilet paper, you're taking it too far.

So why does she use the family cloth? She is very eco. That's what her YouTube channel is about. But sustainability is not the main reason that she uses reusable toilet paper. Have a listen to this. We started out not using toilet paper for several reasons. We were trying to get out of about $70,000 worth of debt. So we cut anything out of our budget that we could.

So we cut out Netflix and we cut out shopping pretty much of any kind. We ate very, very frugal food, healthy food, but frugal food. Suddenly one day it occurred to me, why are we using toilet paper? We are literally throwing our money down the toilet. Yeah, duh. Honestly. You're wiping your bum with cold hard cash. Honestly, get rid of Netflix.

Great. Get rid of, you know, takeaways. I'm all for it. Honestly, take the shoes off my feet to save money before you take away my toilet paper. No, take your toilet paper and then wipe your bum with an old T-shirt. That's the key. Just, I'm not, actually, to be honest,

I wouldn't care what the reasoning was that they were using reusable toilet paper. I wouldn't be on board. Well, well. Would you? Well, what if it was an enjoyable experience? And I know you had questions before about like durability and how long the material lasts for. What sort of material is best to use for reusable no material is it a soft linen

is it a microfiber cloth um have a listen so i've definitely found that flannel lasts longer than any other cloth for this use i have not tried a ton of other types of cloth there are probably types of cloth that will last even longer but i find find flannel to be really, really cheap in thrift stores. It's easily accessible and it worked for what it was supposed to work for. Now she's ruined a flannel for me. You were literally wearing a flannel today. You've just taken it off. Have you just taken it off to save?

Are you going to the toilet? Flannel, if you had to wipe your bum with anything, flannel would be quite a nice fabric, wouldn't it? Toilet paper would be a good fabric. It'd be great. If you didn't have to wash it and reuse it. It's soft. Flannel would be nicer than toilet paper. You don't have to reuse it and wipe your bum

with the same thing your brother or your sister just wiped their bum with last week. I know you're not quite convinced and I know you've got questions around entertaining and guests because you have people over to the house. Do they have to wipe their bums with your family butt rag? That's what I need to know. She's got an answer for you.

Have a listen. We have bought toilet paper. We do have toilet paper, but our toilet paper is for guests only. We used to have a BYOR sort of, I guess, rule in our house. So if anyone came over for an extended period of time, we said bring your own roll of toilet paper. Simple.

When you text a friend to come over, they say, what can I bring? You just say, if you do a dessert and a roll of toilet paper. Simple. They sound like a good time. When you text a friend to come over, they say, what can I bring? You just say, if you do a dessert and a roll of toilet paper. That's all you've got to do. Like I get. Bring your own sheets so we don't have to wash them. Bring your own towel. Bring your own toilet paper. Well, you just wouldn't

visit those friends, would you? I know I wouldn't. One job where you really need to concentrate a lot of the time is probably when you're a pilot. 100%. I know there's autopilot. Is there, though?

But you need someone who's just concentrating. I don't trust those computers. Someone has to watch it. Well, ain't that the truth. Turns out this Russian pilot didn't think the same after him and a female cadet have been kicked out of a flying school after a mid-air indoor gardening video, uh, came out of the both of them. Video.

Video. Turns out there was a video, yeah. It's one thing to do some, ahem, indoor gardening when you're the pilot. It's a whole other thing to film it. Wow. Yeah, it's quite bold, isn't it? Were there people on the flight? No.

Oh, thank God. It was on a Cessna 172 aircraft, which is quite small. Oh, yeah. So to speak. That's what she said. And turns out they were questioned about it. Yeah. And the young woman said, oh, don't worry about it, autopilot was on.

On the plane or on the pilot? And she also claimed both, I think, that they had only kissed and hugged. Turns out the footage... I was going to say, you can't lie. There's full footage. Yes. Yes, exactly. Anyway, they've been kicked out of the school. Well, so they should.

I mean, dangerous. Is it exciting? You know how people talk about like, ooh, danger. Danger is sexy. Is it exciting and sexy? I feel like for some people that is their thing. Because for me, safety is sexy Is it exciting and sexy? I feel like for some people That is their thing Because for me Safety is sexy

I'm like Make sure that door is locked Turn the lights off Make sure the light is off In my own room In my own house Sexy Yeah

Hotel room Nah this is too unusual Put a pillow over my face No I don't want to see anything I don't want to see anything. I don't want to hear anything. Bring me my earplugs. Safety first.

Bring me my ski goggles. What a, yeah, risk takers. You'd be one of these. You reckon? Yeah, you would be. I don't think I would be. Nah, you would be. You'd be like, we should,

because you know how you played softball overseas? You'd be like, we should go and try and do it in the middle of the diamond. Just as the sprinklers come on, it'll be like the notebook. Were you there? A pilot and a cadet have been caught indoor gardening in the air. While he was meant to be flying the plane. A video to idiots.

Idiots. The emergency exits are here. Here. And here. Where's the emergency entry? We want to know from you this afternoon. No details. No details.

Just location. Just location. Location. No details. Just location. Location. Location. Our first caller wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello.

No details. Just location. Just location. Okay. Appearance dead. Oh, yeah. Anonymous. That's where they do it.

Oh, no. We didn't say. There's no details. Oh. No, no, we didn't say. There's no details. Oh. No, you can't ask them anything. No details. No details. Where were your parents?

I don't even know. They went home. They went home. That's all we needed to know. Obviously. All right, no details. Thank you, Anonymous. Let's go to Anonymous number two.

Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? That's you. That's you. Anonymous. Let's go to Anonymous number two. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, is that me? That's you. Tell us. How are we? No details, okay? No details, Anonymous.

Don't you dare tell us any details. Just tell us the location for the indoor gardening. It was outdoor gardening. Yeah. And it was on the back of a 1997 Toyota Hilux at New World Car Park at 4 a.m. Hey, anonymous, one question. In the tray?

Yeah, on the tray, a bit of hay, a bit of hay, a few pitchforks, a couple pitchforks. Wait, what are the pitchforks for? Come on. Get a mattress. No. No details. No details.

We appreciate that. Thank you Olivia is here, hi Olivia Hi Olivia You can do better than a Hilux tray on some hay, surely Give us something exciting Olivia Where did you, indoor garden Let me paint this picture for you Wait, wait, wait

Sorry, start again I was scared you were about to give us details and all we want is location this picture for you. Skegness. Wait, wait, wait. United Kingdom. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. Start again. I was scared you were about to give us details and all we want is location. Skegness. United Kingdom. Golf course.

Ninth hole. What happened on the other eight holes? No details, Olivia, but... Oh, someone got a hole in one. Or maybe even a birdie. Okay, thank you, Olivia.

Let's talk to our fourth caller who also wants to be anonymous. Only Olivia willing to give her name so far this afternoon. I love this game. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Location, location, location is what we're after for indoor gardening.

Where was it? It was at Parliament. I've got to have details about this. Was it in the beehive? Wait, wait, wait. Were you one of those protesters out on the lawn? Did you do it in one of those tents? Wait, wait, wait. Were you one of those protesters out on the lawn? Did you do it in one of those tents? No, no, no.

This was long years long before that. No, no. This was in the parliamentary offices, next to the MPs' offices. Okay, all right. We might have to wrap you up there. I don't know if that can be topped. That is pretty bloody good.

In the halls of power. How are we going to top that? Was Winston Peters there? One more call. An anonymous one as well. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hey, how are you guys doing?

Good. No details, okay? No details. Just location. Location, location, location. Here we go. Catholic University. Chapel on the pew.

I thought it couldn't be topped. Naughty, naughty, naughty. That is so naughty. I think that's naughtier than Parliament. Listen to you. Naughty. It still brings a smile to my face. We'll wrap you up there.

I don't want to ask any questions. No, no questions. I think it's better we don't. That was the deal. Sous-chef Sam is currently standing by at a phone booth in Auckland. What? Wait, have we travelled back in time? I know, right? He has $100 to give away this afternoon.

And the first person to reach Sous Chef Sam and say into the phone at the phone booth where Sam is, Bree and Clint tickle my pickle, will win themselves $100. That's the best saying I could come up with. Yeah, yeah, no, we say that a lot on this show. We'll cross live to Sous Chef Sam. Are you there, Sam?

I'm here. Okay, when you're ready, please reveal the secret location you're currently situated at. We're in a phone booth at Victoria Park on Victoria Street. Perfect. Okay, Victoria Park on Victoria Street in Auckland. If you get to Sam first and say into the phone, Brian Clint, tickle my pickle,

you will win $100 this afternoon. $100, easy as that. Look out for people. Hand them the phone as soon as they get there, Sam. Why is he there? We're going to try and get them inside this break. So go now, by the way. He's not on the phone booth phone though, is he? We're

pretending that he is. I know, but it got disconnected. No, I know, but we're pretending. No, but it kind of plays into this story though. Well, it does. It does. But I want people to think that he's standing there. I mean, he's on the landline. We really tried to get him on a payphone phone this afternoon. Couldn't find one. Turns out

they don't work anymore. Yeah. So the news today is that Spark have announced they're removing a whole lot of their phone booths around New Zealand. I mean, shock horror. What are we going to do?

They're also updating some of them and putting new tech into them in the high foot traffic areas. Why would you keep them? Why would you? When was the last time you saw somebody using a phone booth? I can't even remember. Yeah. When was the last time you stepped into a a phone booth? I can't even remember.

Yeah. When was the last time you stepped into a phone booth that didn't smell like urine? Never. Never? Never. When I look at a phone booth these days, I go, that looks like it has COVID. Yeah. The only people who are using phone booths, I think, anymore are people who want to take

a wee when they've had a few cans on a night out or Superman to get changed. Exactly right. And he needs somewhere to go. That's fair enough. Anyone showing up yet, Sushiv, Sam? No, I'm looking around and it doesn't look like there's anyone. He's at the Victoria Park phone booth

on Victoria Street in central Auckland with $100 to give away if you get there first and say the phrase that pays. There's some stats on phone booths. So according to Spark, the volume of calls in the last four years from pay phones has declined by 70%. Oh. I would have thought they'd have declined by 98%. Yeah.

Right? I wonder. I'd love to know who is using them. Yeah, me too. They said on average a phone booth gets used for three minutes a day these days. That's it? That's it. Is it worth having them? Well, that's what I wonder.

But if you got caught short and you had to make a phone call, is a phone booth useful for that? My issue is I don't know anybody's phone number. Oh, that's a great point. Because I don't have to use a phone booth if my phone was flat, but then if my phone's flat, I can't get the phone number out of my phone.

I could call my childhood home number residence and that's about it. But do your family still live there? No. I could call my best friend Adam's parents' house from Rotorua, but they also don't live there. Oh, okay.

That'd be a weird phone call for the new residents to get. Hi, you don't know me, but can you get a message to my wife to say that... I have an emergency. I'm drunk and I'm going to be late. They're like, what's her number? And you're like, I don't know. I don't know. I hope you knew.

Yeah, so they're getting rid of them, the phone booths. Not all of them, though. Some of them are getting upgraded. Maybe the one where you are, Sous Chef Sam, is getting upgraded. What's the phone like inside that phone booth? Oh, it's horrific. It's so bad. The screen's cracked, the buttons are grubby as heck, and it's

pretty poor. Yeah, don't touch it. Don't touch it. What do you think it means that they're getting upgraded? Do you think they're putting video calling capabilities in? You could zoom from it. See, that would be cool. Sous Chef Sam is at the Victoria Street phone booth, by the way, at Victoria Park.

If you want $100, you should be the first one there to say the phrase that pays. Anybody shown up yet, Sam? No. For an extra location clue, I'm looking at about three different offices for rental car companies.

Yeah. There's bus stops here. I'm watching people standing at bus stops who don't know I have cash to give away. Yeah. Are you outside? I'm not listening to iHeartRad don't know I have cash to give away. Yeah, are you outside? I'm not listening to iHeartRadio, that's why. You're by the playground, eh?

Yeah, yeah, the public toilet, the playground, the swings. What's dodgy about us standing a man outside the public toilets at a kid's playground with some cash to give away? You have to come down and say, Brian Clint tickled my pickle. There's nothing weird about that. Yeah, now that upon review, I wonder if we're going to get anyone. I don't feel like we are. You have to come down and say, Brian Clint tickled my pickle. There's nothing weird about that. Yeah, now that upon review. Yeah.

Yeah. Wonder if we're going to get anyone. I don't feel like we are. We'll stick with Sam for another 30 seconds. If you get there, you can have the cash. If I went to a phone booth these days, I wouldn't know how to operate it. Because when we were sending Sam down there today, we were like, we'd have to get him some coins. Does it take credit cards?

Yeah. Producer Anastasia said, no, you just tap and go. I was like, no, it definitely doesn't have paywave. Doesn't have paywave. How do you operate that phone booth down there, Sam? If you wanted to make a call, how do you pay for it? Using your card. It's just a card slot.

A phone card or a credit card? I would have said a credit card, yeah. Someone on the text machine asked, Sue Sue Chef Sam, said they're leaving Palmerston North now. See you in eight hours. Oh, come on. You can go a bit faster than that.

So you need to stay there until someone gets to you, okay? That is the deal. I'm the intern, so I guess I got to. Right, okay. Well, we're actually going to park it and leave you there. We're going to leave you at the phone booth. I say we give them these next five minutes. I say Sous Chef Sam doesn't get to leave the phone booth

until we give this $100 away. Yep. How long do you reckon you've got? Did you take a jacket, Sam? You'll be good for the night? Well, we'll see. Okay, all right. You can get a few work calls done.

Just use the pay phone. First one there, $100. Oh, we'll see. Okay, all right. You can get a few work calls done. Just use the pay phone. First one there, $100. We've got someone. We've got someone. Oh, we've got someone. We've got someone. Hand him the phone. Liam.

Liam, what is the phrase that you need to say for $100? Bring Clint, pickle my pickles. He's got it! He's got it! Easiest $100 you ever made, Liam? I said easiest hundred bucks you ever made. Oh, definitely, by far. Yeah.

This call's actually cost us more than that from the payphone. We didn't expect it to go on this long. Yeah. Where's my personal phone, guys? I don't expect to be reimbursed. Yeah, okay, no worries. Head on back to Shipsham. Bree and Clint.

Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually the game where we see who has the fastest fingers. That's right. Everyone here goes head-to- head to see who is the fastest Googler and the person taking you on crew this afternoon is Morgan. G'day Morgan. Hi Morgan. Hey guys, how are you?

Good, thank you. Now have you heard the game before Morgan? I have. Okay, perfect. We'll go through the rules real quick. I'm going to read out a question. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up on Google for that exact question. If you're the first person to just yell out the answer, you get a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First of three wins. Are we all ready? We're ready. Oh, what's Morgan Googling on? Just on a phone. On a phone? Okay. That means the crew here will also be Googling on phones to keep it fair. Here we go, guys. Everyone ready? Question number one.

How many colours are there on Earth? How many colours are there on Earth? 10 million. 10 million. Turn my mic on. Turn my mic. That was close. Lucky your mic was turned on by yourself.

Who said that? I believe that was Sue. That was me. Yeah. I just turned on by yourself. Who said that? I believe that was Sue. That was me. I've seen. I just got so excited my voice went up. No, Anastasia was correct. 10 million. Did you do that on purpose or was that an accident?

No, but it's funny to think that I did. Yeah, that is the most common answer that comes up. 10 million colours. Apparently so. I got 18 decillion. Decilion? I got a very different answer. Is that even a number?

All right. One to produce Anastasia. Go just make up numbers. Question number two. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken. Egg. Oh, you.

That. That is correct. The egg, apparently. I hate that I didn't think of that. Amniotic eggs showing up roughly 340 million years ago, whereas the first chickens evolving at around 58,000 years ago. But how did they get an egg if a chicken didn't lay it? Who knows, Clint?

Who knows? That's just what comes up on Google, right, for that question. One to Clint, one to Anastasia. You still with us, Morgan? Still there. Perfect, mate. All right, for that question. One to Clint, one to Anastasia. You still with us, Morgan? Still there. Perfect, mate. All right, here we go. Question number three.

Who won the first Dancing with the Stars New Zealand? Who won it? Norm Hewitt. Carol. That is correct, Clint. Former All Black Norm Hewitt. That is right. Back in 2005, Norm, he got up.

He got the W. Yeah. Dancing with the Stars. Jason Gunn was the host. Was he? Yeah. And Candy Lane. Candy Lane was a judge.

Oh, good times. Shout out to those crew. All right, here we go. Clint has two. Stage has one. The boys, Morgan and Sous Chef Sam, are on zero. Clint could win it here. Question number five or four.

How many kilometres long is the Great Wall of China? Looking for the kilometres. 21,198 kilometres. I'm going to say, what did you say, Morgan? 21,19.18 kilometres. I'm going to say, what did you say, Morgan? 21,196. I'm going to say he just finished before you. He did. Just so we're clear, I got results for how far is it from here to the Great Wall.

And I got Great Wall Buffet Restaurant down in the Vida. It's only a six-minute walk. Oh, Lord. Okay, that means Morgan, nice work. He's on the board. Stage is on one. Clint is on two. Sous-chef Sam.

Sous-chef Sam is out at this stage, unfortunately. You were out of the game at this point. Not the William Spooner anymore. Yeah, he's gone. Yeah, you can't come last, Morgan. All right, here we go. Question number five. What was the name of the little girl character from Wreck-It Ralph?

What answer comes up? Vanellope van Schweetz. It is actually Vanellope von Schweetz, but I'll take it. I haven't seen that. I will take it. Nice work. She said Vanellope. I said Vanellope.

You know, I knew what she meant. She gave it a red hot crack. Thank you. All right. Anastasia's on two. Clint's on two. Morgan is on one. Here we go.

Question number six. Who is the richest person in New Zealand? Grandpa. Oh. That was a guess. Oh, my God. She's taken it out this afternoon. I knew that too.

I guessed it. Yes, estimated to be worth a US $9.7 billion, and that is the game. Producer Anastasia does it again. Morgan, thank you for playing. I'm awarding you the 50 KFC chicken dollars, though. I thought you were going to say $9.7 billion chicken dollars. Sean Morgs, thanks for playing.

Thanks, Morgan. Lifetime supply. Cheers. Lifetime supply. One nugget at a time. Just a funny text that we got. We were playing Google Down earlier, and Bree asked the question,

who is the richest man in New Zealand? Someone's just texted and said, I'm so confused. Did Anastasia Wynn with the answer, grandma is the richest person in New Zealand? Someone's just texted and said, I'm so confused. Did Anastasia win with the answer grandma is the richest person in New Zealand? It sounded like she said grandma, but she said Graham Hart.

She said it really fast. Grandma! Grandma! It sounded like grandma. Grandma! Is the richest person in New Zealand. Just confirming.

I wish it was my grandma. Oh, I wish it was my grandma. It'd be great. Look, I... I wish my grandma was Graham Hart. Yeah, it was my grandma. Oh, I wish it was my grandma. It would be great. Look, I... I wish my grandma was Graham Hart. Yeah, that'd be nice. I said earlier a woman has gone to hospital after she had severe abdominal pain.

She had a sore tummy. Yeah, she had a very sore tummy and I thought we could play a bit of a game this afternoon where I'm going to play you the audio of her where she's talking about that evening when she got really bad pain and on the text machine 9696 what do you think this woman's severe abdominal pain was take a listen I was at home and I was getting really bad pains in the stomach and I didn't know what it was and it was just getting worse. I was in bed like with my partner and my son and I went into the kitchen and he heard me make noises from the kitchen and he's come out and said, look, we're going to the hospital.

What is it? Emma Fitzsimmons from Port Macquarie Port Macquarie, New South Wales got going on. Someone is texting wind. We did talk about that Brazilian pop star who had to go to hospital with bad gas. For holding in too much wind.

She'd been holding in her farts. A lot of people saying gas. A lot of people someone said Gas. Gas. A lot of people... Someone said she had a massive tapeworm. No, it wasn't a snake up the bum. Could have been a snake up the bum. It wasn't a snake up the bum.

You never know. A lot of people saying she's pregnant. No, it won't be that. She's pregnant. Contractions. No, it won't be that. There'll be some snake up the bum before it's that. Someone said having a baby and she didn't know it.

Going into labour. So many answers. Oh, I before it's that. It said, having a baby and she didn't know it. Going into labour. So many answers. Oh, I can't. Don't read that. Can't read out that one. Appendicitis. Gallstones. Gallstones.

All right. The answer. There's so many texts coming through. Needed a big dump. Too much onion bhaji. Oh, too much onion bhaji does give you a sore tummy. I always think I need the onion bhaji on the side. You don't.

You never do. No, you don't. Yeah, the onion bhaji isn't good the next day. It's too mech here. It doesn't age well. Well, let's give it away, I reckon. Let's give it away. Right.

The reason why Emma Fitzsimmons had to go to the hospital with abdominal pain. She didn't know she was pregnant. It was a baby. It was a surprise baby. That is correct for all those people on the text machine. The baby's heart rate was dropping. So she wasn't in labour, but the baby's heart rate was dropping. But she didn't know she was pregnant.

But she didn't know. So pregnant. But she didn't know. So what happened is she went in and they were like, she's like, I've got a sore tummy. And they were like, sweet, we're going to do some scans on you. Have you had an onion bhaji recently? And she goes, oh, I had Indian. And then I backed it up with a bit of Nando's. I had an onion bhaji about eight months ago.

And then me and my partner had a lot of unprotected intercourse. You know? Anyway, the scan revealed that she was nearly 36 weeks pregnant. Oof! She's nearly full term. She was very pregnant. She's, as they say in Rotorua, where I'm from, she was hapu as, G.

She was. She was ready to pop. How do you not know you're 36 weeks pregnant? Surely there's signs that you would be. They talk about those babies, though, where the pelvis tilts backwards. That is true. And the baby grows more into your back than it does out the front. It's incredible. You cannot show that much.

And we don't know her frame either. She had to have an emergency C-section and she gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, Willow without any complications. It's all good? Yep, she's all good. I mean, they're a bit behind on planning for

getting baby stuff because they didn't know. Blown all their money on Indian takeaways. The amount of times I have a pain in the stomach, you know, like you just never know. There's nothing worse than a surprise baby as well. Of all the babies to have, surprise baby is the worst. A woman has rushed to hospital after she had severe abdominal pain. Turns out she didn't know she was pregnant.

Surprise. And she was 36 weeks pregnant, actually, and she had a baby girl. Surprise. Here's your baby. So that's what the stomach pain was from. Turns out there was a baby in there. So we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM, what was the pain in the tummy from?

She was probably like, I wish it was a burst appendix or something. Yeah, she goes, oh. This baby's a real pain in the ass. Apparently, when they did the scan, they told her, and she goes, are you sure? Check again. No, seriously, check again. You would, though.

You would. You really would. Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi. Tell us. Do you have a sore tummy?

I've done something very similar to that story. The first time I was in labour. Yeah. And I didn't know I was pregnant. Wait, wait, wait. How many weeks were you? They have estimated I would have been somewhere between 37 and 38 weeks. Wow.

You were fully pregnant. You were hapu as. You were fully pregnant. You were happy as. I was, yep. And so that was six years ago now. He's a bright, bubbly, funny little boy now. And then I did it to myself again this year, or late last year, and I went in for a scan for something else,

and I was 33 weeks pregnant. 33 weeks pregnant. And then I had her at the start of this year a little early. I'm sorry to love. I just love how you're like, and I bloody did it again, didn't I? It was like home alone too. We've done it again. Between them, I had two normal pregnancies I found out early enough.

Did you miss that class at school where they told you how these things happen and how they're made? I must have, eh? Oh, Chelsea, bless you. Well, congratulations. Hey, you know what? Not a bad thing to be like that, Chelsea, because you don't go through all the stress and the, you know.

Yeah. Producers, can we? Do you know how hard it is to get a full set up for a baby when you're sitting in the hospital and had a baby. It's a great point. I didn't even own a pack of baby wipes at that point in time. No, of course you didn't. Can we organise a pregnancy test to be sent to Chelsea this afternoon, please?

You could be pregnant right now. She could be pregnant right now. You could be pregnant right now. No, no, I definitely can't be. Chelsea's like, trust me, measures have been taken. I've made my precautions that I can't be. Okay's like, trust me, measures have been taken. I've made my precautions that I can't be. Okay. Well, well done, Chelsea.

That's incredible. That is unbelievable. She was so funny. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hey, guys. Beat that. Beat that, Siobhan.

Okay, so along the same sort of body part, I went to the hospital, like rushed to the hospital in pain Thinking my appendix was bursting I got in there, the doctors, you know, did the test Long story short, it wasn't my appendix I actually had an ovarian torsion So my ovary was tying itself in a knot What?

You're kidding me Your ovary was tying itself up in a knot around the fallopian tube? Yeah, and it was hanging itself basically and dying. Ow. Siobhan, how good is it to be a woman sometimes, eh? It's not the best. How good is it, eh? It's so fun.

I can't wait for menopause. Can't wait for it. Poor thing. But you're okay now? Yeah, yeah, it's all good. They did some key. Can't wait for it. Poor thing. But you're okay now? Yeah, yeah. It's all good. They did some keyhole surgery and untied it. I thought I'd twisted a testy once playing rugby.

I had to go to the doctor. I was like, doctor, I think it's twisted. And he had a feel around. He goes, it's not. Clint's like, yeah, I knew that. Finally, Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Beck.

How are you guys? How are you? Good, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, Bec, what was the pain in the tummy caused by? So it wasn't actually a pain in the tummy, and it wasn't me, thankfully. But when we were at uni, one of my friends, she's going to absolutely hate me if she finds out I said this, was at like a rural professional careers evening. So like it was when you sort of see the prospective careers

that you could go into. Yeah. And she ended up fainting. Oh, no. And so they called the ambulance and she went to the hospital because they couldn't work it out. And turns out she had been holding in a fart for so long that it made her faint.

So this all happened and she was alright after and then we ended up leaving uni and went into our jobs and so we got an intern pro, we got into the same programme and we went to our first conference and she ran over to me and she goes oh my god Rebecca

it's the girl that called the ambulance for me when I fainted when I held on my fart for too long. Can I just tell you, Rebecca, it's not singular fart. She would have held in a whole ton of it. And then your tummy starts rumbling. You just know you've got to let it out. You know you've done some damage.

She should have got one of those rural professionals to get one of those big long cow gloves and just relieve the pressure for her, you know? Can you imagine? It was just the cherry on the top meeting the girl that rang the ambulance. Can you imagine the doctors? We have a diagnosis. You've held in too many farts.

Imagine the ambulance driver calling it in on the way. They're like, clear a bed, quick. This girl needs to fart ASAP. This girl needs her stomach pumped. Oh, my God. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Alrighty, birthday banger. We'll take three people, figure out what was the top song on their 16th birthday, and then we'll play our favourite one. Rebecca's up first, and it's Rebecca's birthday this weekend. Hi, Rebecca. Ooh, exciting, babe.

Hey, guys. How are you, mate? Good, good. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your plan for the weekend? I don't know. I think it'll be pretty quiet.

We have a one-year-old, so nothing too extreme. Well, to be fair, at the same time, it won't be very quiet at all, will it? Don't they ruin everything? Anyway, Bec, so this weekend, what day and what year? 29th of May, 1994. Right, mate, you were 16 in 2010. And on the 29th of May in 2010, this was number one. Yeah, it's not a night. B.O.B.Z.

Hayley Williams, Airplanes. You like it, Bec? Yeah, not too bad. You don't love it? Yeah, not too bad. Oh, not too bad. I love that song. He's definitely a moment in time B.O.B. He is, aye.

Okay, let's go to Max. G'day, Max. Hi, Max. Yo, what's up? What's going on? Yo, what's up, Max? I like your energy, Max. What's cracking?

What's cracking? Not a lot, man. If I had eggs, it would be the eggs, but nah. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is, Max. I like it. Max, what's your birthday, mate? 18th of December, 1987.

All right, mate. You were 16 in 2003. Max is the coolest guy we've had on in ages. He's got good vibes, doesn't he? And, Max, I feel like, mate, this is going to suit you down to a T. He's ready. He's ready. He's ready. Oh, it's Guy Sebastian.

Wait a minute. Is this guy Sebastian calling us? Last year, it could be. I'll tell you now, when I was 16, I actually had an afro. Did you? Did you? Yeah. Fun fact, then went to Christmas on the park,

people were like, oh, is that Guy? Max, where are you calling us from this afternoon? Oh, the 03, oh, sorry, Sahi. Christchurch. Christchurch. Mate, if we do another Friday Okie Live Tour, you need to come down. You have at 03, 03, sorry. Christchurch. Christchurch. Mate, if we do another Friday Oki live tour, you need to come down. You have to come, yeah.

Don't, where are you guys based? Well, we're in Auckland, but we'll come to Christchurch. But we do, we'll come down. Okay, no, hey. Oh, yep, welcome. I'm keen.

Okay, cool, cool. Hey, Max, let our people get in touch with your people. Don't go anywhere, Max. You might win this thing. One more for Tanya. Hi, Tanya.

Hi, Tanya. Hi. Hi, Tanya. Happy birthday. Oh, thank you. Happy birthday. Have you had a good day? It has been a lovely day, yes. Oh, good to hear. You've worked all day, Mum. Is that your kid?

Yes. What did she say? He say? You've worked all day. You've worked all day. Yeah, well, now it's time for Mum to relax. Yeah, this is Mum's time, so let's do Mum's birthday banger. What's your birthday? What year? 25th of May, 88.

All right, you were 16, Tanya, in 2004. And on that day, this had a number one hit. Amen and F it. Now, just like Max, you have to sing that for us, Tanya. Are you ready? No. Do you remember that one, Tanya? I do.

I do. That was massive. And then his girlfriend that he, or ex-girlfriend that he wrote it about, Frankie. Then released her song, If You Write That. If You Write That, yeah. That's right. We're watching a messy breakup play out in public,

kind of like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Yeah, people were so, like, absolutely just dazzled by it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait there, birthday girl. We've got to figure this out. Good songs today. Airplanes, Angels brought me here.

If you, there can only be one winner. I vote Guy Sebastian. I love Guy Sebastian, and I like Max's energy as well. I'm going Guy Sebastian. Yeah, I, as the Australian on the show, I've got to go with my mate Guy Sebastian. We on? Hey, Max, guess what?

Talk to me. You've taken the W. You just won birthday bag. Woo-hoo! Yeah! Guy Sebastian! Come on! Call back any time, Max.

Thank you guys very much. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Dean, women's hearts are breaking around the globe with the news that Calvin Harris is engaged. He's engaged quite a few men devastated today as well. Here's the situation. Calvin Harris had a wonderful line-up of actors that he gave a tell-us to.

He gave a read-a-orah. That ended really badly. He's now engaged to Vic Hope. She is the drive-time radio host for Radio 1. She's the Bree. She's the Bree of the UK. No, Dave. That could have been me.

Clearly. Oh, devastated. Yeah, devastated. Gutted. So here's the, devastated. Yeah, devastated, gutted. So here's the deal. So basically, right, they actually only met at the start of the year. So they've been together for a few months. They got serious in April. He popped the question.

He now lives in Ibiza. He actually bought a farm in Ibiza. And he's always there, you know, digging. So he now lives there. She flies out on his private jet from the UK and then flies back to do her show. I love private jets. Yeah. Could have been you, Bree.

Could have been you. Could have been you. Interestingly, okay, okay, I just, we have to have a moment of silence for his ex-girlfriend. Because let me tell you this. They were together for four years. He never popped the question. They broke up. He gets the new chick.

Five months in. Boom. Locked her down. Wouldn't you feel a bit? Yeah, you would. But that's a tale as old as time, right? That's a good luck joke. You're with the person you think that you're going to be with forever

and then breaks up and then they move on straight away. You would be gutted. Five months is very soon to be. Especially because you've missed out on the private jet and the trips to Ibiza. She swooped in and stole your lifestyle. I mean, happy for him, though. I mean, if I had known he was into radio presenters,

we should have got him in for an interview. That is the latest on the newly taken Calvin Harris from our Calvin Harris lookalike, Dean McCarthy. Guys, let's all deliberate over a situation. I'm going to say it's probably, yeah, it's a moral dilemma. Okay. Okay, so this is the situation. A guy has been in this situation and he writes,

My wife and I were travelling on a 10-hour flight from Europe to Asia last week. We booked our tickets well in advance and also managed to book the specific seats we wanted. Oh, I love that. Two seats in the front row. Yeah I love that. We paid extra for these seats as it was going to be a long journey and we wanted the extra leg room. When we boarded the flight there was a woman holding a baby sitting in the middle seat. This woman before I even had a chance to put my bag in the overhead compartment asked me can i be really cheeky and asked you to switch seats with my husband she then pointed toward her husband sitting in the second row only the first row has extra leg room so once you're in the second row there's no extra leg room yeah um She then told me that her husband needs to be next to her to help with the baby.

My wife stayed quite quiet while I politely but firmly told her that unfortunately, as his seat is in the second row, I wouldn't be moving as I had paid extra money for the extra leg room. As did she, if she's in the front row there. She knows that. Well, she could have got lucky. Well, she could have got lucky. Yeah, she could have got lucky. What do we think? So he's saying...

So he's denied it? He's denied it. Yeah. He said, I'm not moving. I paid. I went to the trouble to go in and pay my extra money and get these specific seats. First of all, how awkward.

Very awkward. He said, no, but now you have to sit next to her for 10 hours. No, but do you want to know what else happened? I'll tell you the bit that happened afterwards. So apparently he, you know, politely said, sorry, I paid extra for this seat. I don't want to move. And then she decided to call the cabin crew because she wasn't happy with that answer and told them the

situation and got them involved. So is it a moral dilemma? I think we need to figure out first. If it was a solo mum flying on her own, dealing with a baby. That's a different story. Then you have the ability to be a white knight and go you know what, I paid extra for this seat but you

really need it. But I mean. You can have my seat. Oh, as in if they had the window seat? Yeah, or she's in the second row or something. If it meant him having to go back to the second row, that'd be different. But she's already in the front and she's already got the leg room with the baby. Dad's in the back seat. He's just behind.

If you need something, you can just turn around. I think, like, if I pay extra for my seat and I've gone to all that trouble, I think she could have done that too if she really needed. Like, why are they sitting apart? Yeah. Like, you know, if you're travelling with a baby, like, I understand what a nightmare. Yeah.

Like, and not easy to do. But if you know that. Well, you're right. She probably got upgraded. They probably went, okay, you've got a baby. We've got a spare seat in the front. Let's give you the front one. And now she's like, oh, got to get him up here. But then, I mean, you make that decision.

Like, I understand the guy because he's paid extra for the seat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's paid for a reason and she should. She's got it all wrong. She's got it all wrong, though. She's got the opportunity there To look after the baby In the front seat For a bit

And then when she needs a break Send the baby back To the second row Where Dan is in the leg room The baby doesn't need Any leg room Why isn't she using her brain? I'm coming at this

From the leg room Perspective right Because as someone Who's like six foot four I recently was on a flight For the first time Where I happened to be In the emergency exit row

Heaps of leg room. Never had that before and I'm like, oh, I see why people pay extra for this. It's so good, isn't it? It's amazing. And that's a reason on its own, you know? Like, especially 10-hour flights. He might have had his reasons. I will say, like, fair enough for her to ask, because, you know, if you don't

ask, you'll never know. But for her to involve the cabin crew? Yeah, like, as soon as he would have said, I paid extra for this seat. You want for her to involve the cabin crew? Yeah, like as soon as he would have said, I paid extra for this seat. You go, oh, I'm so sorry. I understand. Yeah, you let it go because if you really wanted it, you should have paid the extra money.

Those cabin crew would deal with these sort of things every single day. Punish. What a punif. Well, there we go. What are we saying? Screw her. Sorry. What are we saying? No, that wasn't a part of Screw her

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