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ZM 3 and Clint.
Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Thursday.
G'day guys, happy Thursday.
It's beautiful here.
Isn't it beautiful?
Beautiful day.
Where we are right now, it is a wonderful winter's day.
Is it winter yet? It's not winter is it? I don't think so. It is a wonderful winter's day. Is it winter yet?
It's not winter, is it?
I don't feel like.
I think it's winter next week.
Next week.
Is it a date today?
Yeah, next week.
It's winter next week.
Yeah, June.
First of June?
I don't know.
Something like that.
Who cares?
They all blur into one.
When you've had a summer where it was all floods and thunderstorms,
who cares when winter really is?
We've got a fun
show coming up for you. Of course,
we're going to add another item to our card at 4 o'clock.
You can win it at 5 o'clock.
But we're also putting $350
cash on the line with What's the
Plot Today, our movie guessing game.
Yes, if you can guess two movie
plot lines faster than me,
then you'll take home the money.
I will say that today could be a good day to play
because Bree seems quite fatigued from all the walking.
I have been doing a lot of walking.
She's deep in training for this 50K walk.
I think you're tired and I think it might translate
to the what's the plot game today.
Yeah, but a tired body doesn't mean a tired mind.
How's your mind, though?
Pretty tired, actually, too, to be honest.
4.30, if you want to take Bree on and watch the plot, we'll do that.
First, though, should we play Tradie vs. Lady?
Yes, let's play Tradie vs. Lady.
If you want to win $50 cash, thanks to KFC, you can call now 0800-DIAL-ZM.
We'll do it after last night.
Morgan Wallen on ZM with Brian Clint.
You all right?
Oh, sorry.
You weren't doing it, so I just...
Sorry about that.
Brian Clint.
Brian Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
Here we go.
The tradies and the ladies going head to head.
The ladies on 49, the tradies clawing a few back.
They had another good win yesterday.
They're on 38.
Our lady is calling from the Garden City.
She is 34 years old and she's studying to be a teacher.
Welcome to the show, Rhianna.
Hi, Rhianna.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, thanks.
Is this a later in life, new career change to become a teacher? Rihanna. Hi, Rihanna. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks.
Is this a later in life new career change to become a teacher?
It is exactly what it is.
Oh, cool. What was your job before you decided to become a teacher?
I was a full-time mum with three children at home.
I love that.
Yeah.
Amazing.
And are you enjoying it?
I am enjoying it.
It's really rewarding.
Yeah.
We need more teachers, so that's awesome.
You're taking on our tradie today.
They are 39.
They're from Napier, and they used to play roller derby.
Welcome to the show, Renee.
Hi, Renee.
Hi.
Oh, roller derby.
I went to watch roller derby, and it is hardcore.
Have you had any bad injuries?
Not myself, but I have had to hold one too many broken ankles
and broken arms and stuff.
Oh, jeez.
A lot of knee injuries in the roller derby sport, isn't there?
A lot of blown out knees.
Yeah, that's more like the old girls after you've played roller derby.
Like me now.
Yeah, right.
You're at risk of a knee injury now that you've retired from roller derby.
Yeah.
Yeah, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, hey, Renee, your buzzer is tradie.
Rihanna, your buzzer is lady.
We're going to need you to be really clear on those buzzers
because we have two lady voices on the game today.
But let's do this thing.
All right, here we go, girls.
Question number one.
Kona, Robusta and Arabica are all varieties of what?
Tradee.
Yes, Renee.
Coffee.
That is correct.
Coffee or coffee beans we would have accepted.
Nice work.
One to the tradees.
Question number two.
What nationality is singer Kylie Minogue?
Tradee.
Yes, Renee.
Australian.
She's of course Australian. Oh, you're off. She's, of course, Australian.
Oh, you're off to a flyer.
You are.
Rihanna, you need this one here, okay, to stay in it.
Okay.
Question number three.
Be quick on that buzzer.
What was the name of Harry Potter's pet owl?
Was it...
Lady.
Yes, Rihanna?
Oh, I didn't leave it finished.
I was going to give you a multi-choice.
Oh, dang. Can I still hear the multi-choice?
No, you can't because you buzzed in too early.
I'll finish it and then you can buzz in at any time, okay?
We'll redo the question.
You can both buzz in.
You can both buzz in.
What was the name of Harry Potter's pet owl?
Was it Earwig, Coconut or Hedwig?
Trini.
Yes, Renee, for the win.
Shoot, I'm going to say three, the last one. Hedwig? Hedwig? Trini. Yes, Renee, for the win. Shoot, I'm going to say three, the last one.
Hedwig?
Hedwig?
Yeah.
That's correct.
She's won it with a guess, but it doesn't matter.
You got the $50 cash.
Well done, Renee.
That is so cool.
Yeah.
My daughter's a Harry Potter fan.
She's in the backstage.
She would have murdered me if I got that answer right.
I was staring at her like, oh my gosh, please,
to the little money, somehow tell me the answer.
That's so good.
All right, well, there you go.
Another one for the tradies.
Bree and Clint, that's 50 bucks thanks to KFC.
Bree and Clint.
So you know how next week we've got the big New Zealand Radio Awards event?
Yes.
Yeah, which we're really excited about.
We are excited.
We're even nominated for an award.
I know, always good to be nominated and to get out with the rest of the industry
and have a bit of fun.
Everybody gets dressed up.
It's a big night.
You said last week when we spoke about Jennifer Lawrence.
Yeah.
Who wore jandals on the red carpet of the Cannes Film Festival.
You said this. I would love to wear a pair of jandals on the red carpet of the Cairns Film Festival, you said this.
I would love to wear a pair of jandals.
Should I?
I reckon you should.
I would eat that up.
I would rock a pair of Havianas.
We could get you the thin-strapped Havianas.
No, don't do thin-strapped.
The only jandals I wear are the bread tag golden brand.
I'm going to take a couple of different colours
and then I'll have a shoe change throughout the night.
Perfect.
Remember?
Yes, I do recall saying that as a joke.
As a friend, I like to help make all of your dreams come true.
So please welcome to the show New Zealand's leading Jandall producer,
Jordan How To Dad Watson.
That's a joke. That's a joke.
That's a joke.
I've driven three hours from Tauranga to deliver you
the amazing red carpet pair of jeans.
We've got two options, so you can't pull out of this.
A good old pair of goldens.
Oh, mate.
I was hoping and praying that this would be organised.
We've been told you wanted the fat straps,
so we made sure we got you the fat strap.
I do love a fat strap.
Yeah, get those.
Check them out.
I mean, do they get any nicer than the golden jandals?
They don't.
A lot of these, like Jennifer Lawrence,
the issue she had was just the risk of a blowout on the red carpet.
But with these goldens, mate, with that bread tag technology,
you're going to be fine.
You're good to go.
You can kung fu flip your way down, you can do it
look, if you're not keen on the blue you've got
no excuses. I've got green.
Not to rock jandals at the radio awards.
Mate, I am
going to be the best bloody dress
aren't I? I feel like
you're being
sarcastic in the way of your tone
and you're not taking this serious. Look
I can I, can it be this serious. Look, I,
can I, can it be a maybe?
No, I don't think you can.
You are ready for the Golden
Globes, the Radio Awards,
anything. Is it a clash?
Are you worried the colour won't match
your dress? What colour, what kind of dress are you wearing?
Um, oh, I, it's probably
going to be black, so it probably will go with
everything, won't it? Pop a colour. Pop a colour. Pop a colour. It's going to be black So it probably will go with everything Won't it?
Pop a colour
Pop a colour
Pop a colour
It's going to be some hot wiki feet stuff going on
Because all the paparazzi are just going to zoom straight in on you
Mate
Did you know Brie has a wiki feet page?
Someone set one up for her
I know mate
It was you
This is the ending of my big masterful year-long plan of slowly
getting your feet on wiki feet and now this is
the cherry on top. Red carpet, golden
on your feet.
I got a billboard. You're going to be on that
straight after the photo's out. And I'm just thinking
I am doing the 50km charity
walk this Saturday and my
feet are going to be in perfect
neck to wear these
on the red carpet for the radio awards.
Wear them for the 50K thing first and then shoot.
Imagine, mate.
You'll have blisters.
Imagine.
You'll have about six toenails left in total.
And you, Brie Thomasel, thanks to Jordan and the Golden Jandal Company,
are going to be the belle of the ball next week.
Mate, I'm so excited to come on board as the face of Golden.
So have you got like a petrol or KFC voucher or anything for me
just for making it all the way up here and back?
Mate, I'll fill your car up.
Don't worry.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Did you get your ring back?
Maybe it was years later.
Maybe it was, you know, by chance.
Hamish and Andy used to talk about this back in the day.
They referred to it as jewellery magic.
They said no matter what it is, if you lose a piece of jewellery,
it will always come back to you.
Oh, I don't know about that.
They said if it hasn't come back to you, it's going to take a bit longer.
You just have to wait.
Right.
It always comes back.
Yeah, they said it always comes back.
Okay.
I think the theory was no one has ever died without getting their jewellery back.
I don't know if that's...
Well, you have to die to find out.
Yeah.
Let's talk to some people whose ring has come back.
Sinead's here.
Good to Sinead.
Hi, Sinead.
Hi.
Is it your ring that eventually came back to you, Sinead?
Yes, I got given a ring from my...
Well, got given it down
when my grandmother passed away.
Yeah.
And I was wearing this ring
on a date one time
and we went on an excursion
and lost the ring
and couldn't find it anywhere.
We searched the ute.
He proceeded to go home
and like searched the ute
for another week or two.
Couldn't find it,
never showed up
and we were just both
stressing out about it
and then I was actually
heading away to South Island so we were calling things
off and we were saying goodbye.
We thought, oh, we'll search the ute just one last time
and there it was and we
just couldn't believe it. We were like, how
is this? We've searched
from head to tail. It was in the ute?
It was in the ute. Where was it,
Sinead? It was like down
in between the driver's seat
and the centre console. Did you say that you were in the process of breaking up with this person?
You were like, alright, I'm not going to see you again, so we better check the ute one more time.
Then you have this euphoric moment. I think she was saying goodbye.
Yeah, she said they were calling things off.
Oh, well, yeah. Essentially, yes.
And Sinead, how did the ring get lost in the ute, would you say?
That's just unknown.
That's unknown.
That's a mystery.
That's always been a mystery.
He believed that my nana was sussing it out the whole time.
Oh, I wouldn't like to think your nana was in the ute with you guys.
The spirit of your nana was there with you, Sinead.
Thank you, Sinead.
Great story.
Anonymous is here.
Kia ora, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Did you find a lost ring or did you lose one?
I lost a ring.
Firstly, I have to admit that I did something a bit stupid.
I was at the gym and I
took it off because I was doing some weightlifting
and I didn't want to, you know, damage it.
And I put it in the corner with my towel
because the machine was right there.
Oh, no. Yeah. And you just grabbed the towel?
Yeah, just grabbed the towel, forgot about
the ring. Oh, easy thing to do.
Yeah, so I went back
there, the rings weren't there, checked reception,
it wasn't handed in, so I asked the owner of The rings weren't there. Checked reception. It wasn't handed in.
So I asked the owner of the gym if I could check the CCTV.
So I watched it for a couple of hours.
Unhooked.
Yeah, a couple of hours.
And turns out this guy was using the same machine, spotted the ring.
And he picked them up, held them in his hand,
and then just started, like, walking around the gym. You could see up, hold them in his hand. And then just started like walking around the gym.
You could see he was holding it in his hand and he went into the bathroom.
Yeah.
And then I came out,
he was still holding them in his hand.
Um,
and then I have enough of that.
He just left the building.
He pretended to do some extra workouts,
but just left the building.
Okay.
So he took them.
Called him back.
Yeah.
And he was like,
no,
no, I didn't do it.
I haven't seen anything.
And they were like,
oh, we've got you on CCTV.
So he was like,
oh, well,
I'm not coming back
to drop him off or anything.
Yeah.
So he was like,
well, we're going to call the police.
Anyway, he came back
like probably half an hour later
and just threw the rings at me.
Like it was your fault?
You're kidding.
Like you were the bad person?
He was so angry.
Oh, my God.
What a D-bag.
He'd have to leave that gym.
He couldn't go to that gym again.
Yeah, no, I think they suspended his membership.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, good on him.
Oh, my God, they're so dodgy.
Anonymous, how good did it feel, though, when you caught him out?
You're like, we got you.
Honestly, I was so nervous.
Yeah. And I didn't want to tell my newly engaged to husband.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, the fiance, sorry.
Yeah, totally.
Okay, well done.
Great detective work, Anonymous.
Alicia's here.
Hi, Alicia.
Hi, Alicia.
Hi.
Tell us, Alicia, did you lose a ring and get it back?
No, it wasn't actually a ring.
It was a Pandora bracelet.
Okay.
Yeah.
So a couple of mates and I, we went down to the river
and we were going for a swim and they told me to take it off
and I said, nah, it'll be fine.
It'll be sweet as.
So I went for a swim, all good.
Then I decided, oh, nah, maybe I will take it off
because I don't want it to get dirty or anything.
Took it off while I was in the river and I dropped it.
Oh, no.
No, that's gone.
So how do you get a Pandora bracelet back if you've dropped it in a river?
Well, that's the thing.
I got told, right, don't move.
I move.
Yeah.
Plus the river's moving.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So they were all just fishing around like where we thought that I was.
Yeah.
It took us probably about half an hour, 45 minutes.
And I'd given up all hope.
And my mate pulled it out of the river.
Wow.
Hero.
I was like, oh my God, I love you.
That's incredible.
Okay, perfect.
Similar story to that one.
Someone texted through and said, I lost my family signet ring.
It was about 300 years old.
Passed down to the eldest son on their 21st birthday.
Came off my finger in Rarotonga when I took my wetsuit off for diving.
I made my colleagues at the dive shop help me look in the lagoon
and the sand for over
an hour. The singer from Cora helped
us too as they had a big gig there that
night. After we had given up hope, I found
it next to my moped in the car park.
That's unbelievable. I would
not wear a 300 year old ring.
I would not trust myself. I'd be so
scared.
So VH1
have released a bunch of
different songs that they think were the best
one hit wonders of the 90s.
VH1's like MTV, right? Yeah.
Like a music station.
Music television channel. Yeah. We didn't get
it here. Oh, didn't you? Nah.
I think you, like in Australia, you
might have got it on pay TV. Yeah.
Yeah. We used to get
Juice. Oh yeah, Juice TV. Juice TV, but that was only on Sky. That was only if Yeah. Yeah. We used to get Juice. Oh, yeah.
Juice TV.
Juice TV.
But that was only on Sky.
That was only if you were rich.
Did you guys get Rage?
Nah.
No?
We got C4.
C4 was the big one in New Zealand.
That was free to air.
Isn't that a bomb?
Yeah.
C4?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a plastic explosive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Diehenwood got famous on C4.
Was it? Yeah. Oh, there you go. Was his hair spiky? I can just picture it spiky. Yeah, it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's when Diane Wood got famous on C4. Was it?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
Was his hair spiky?
I can just picture it spiky.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He had a TV show called Roll the Die where he went around the country and this big dice
decided what he was going to do.
Oh, yeah?
That sounds fun.
He was mental on that show.
What would he do?
Just the most outrageous stuff.
It was after 9.30, his TV show.
Right.
Did he go to the Hokitiko Wild Foods Festival?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sure he did.
I thought we could go through a couple of these songs
and see if we agree that they were the top one-hit wonders of the 90s.
Okay, sure.
All right, so let's roll into the first one.
You've got to say it.
Are they all there?
Have we got them?
Is that where they are?
Okay.
We've got three of them.
Okay.
Have you got Eagle Eye Cherry?
No.
Okay.
This is why I didn't say it.
Oh, no, we do have it.
We do have it.
Yeah.
Okay, we do have it.
So what number is this?
This is like polished radio, man.
Okay, so this is...
Save Tonight.
Number five?
Oh, there's not numbers.
They just released a list.
Oh, these are the biggest one-hit wonders of the 90s.
Yeah.
What about Eagle Eye Cherry?
Great tune.
Absolute banger.
Total one-hit wonder.
Yeah, can you name another?
No, I cannot name another Eagle Eye Cherry song.
No, neither.
What about Tub Thumping?
Huge song.
I have not listened to another Chumbawamba song in my entire life.
Can't say I could name one.
And I loved Tub Thumbing.
Great song.
Yeah.
That was on the list.
Another one that was on the list was House of Pains, Jump Around.
Jump up, jump up and get down.
Jump, jump, jump, jump.
Everybody jump, jump, jump, jump.
Banger.
One Hit Wonder.
Was House of Pains a One Hit Wonder?
Name another House of Pains song.
I can't, can I?
No. No.
No.
What about the song from The Proclaimers?
Were The Proclaimers a one-hit wonder?
Name another Proclaimers song.
No, I can't.
But I know they were just here in the country this month to do a gig.
They must have done this song like three times.
I'd be fine with that.
Such a good song.
And these...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The Proclaimers had that song that went...
I'm on my way from misery to happiness to thee.
Oh, was that the Proclaimers as well?
Oh, yeah, they had that song.
Oh, yeah, I do recall that song.
I disagree with that one, VH1, sorry.
The last one that I've pulled out, the list is a lot bigger,
but we're just going through a few,
is this song from, you might recall, from the Friends TV show.
That has to be the biggest one hit wonder of the 90s.
Wasn't it earlier this year they came out and said that they...
They regret.
Regret putting their song on the show?
Yeah, they said,
they said,
having their song as the Friends theme song
ruined their musical career.
I was like, come on, guys.
Was your biggest song.
That was your biggest song.
Yeah.
That's the definition of looking at your music definition of looking a gift horse in the mouth.
Do you think you would have been bigger without that song?
I guess we'll never know.
I guess we'll never know.
I guess we'll never know.
I thought we could put a list together of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time.
Yeah.
So it doesn't matter what decade.
And I want people's opinion on this.
So you can call through or you can text
so give us a call 0800 dials at m or you can text us on 9696 to put in your vote for the best one
hit wonder of all time can I chuck them in to start us off yes this is such a good one hit
wonder and we talk about it a lot in birthday banger oh I disagree hulaop was not a hit.
Hula Hoop?
No, Hula Hoop was not a hit.
I mean, was it a hit?
No, but was it in the charts?
Yes.
Okay, what about Jaquan?
Oh, yeah, that's on there.
That's such a good one.
That's on there.
And my third one you'll hate, but I'm right.
Shippered Geronimo.
No, that's wrong.
Well, Let Me Down Easy.
No, no, no Let Me Down Easy.
Claudia, would you agree?
There are other songs, Coming Home.
Yeah, Coming Home, great song.
So many bangers.
So many bangers.
Okay, should we get the list moving?
Yeah, absolutely.
I'll wait $100 then where you can text them to 9696.
We're putting together the list of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time.
I mean, Ice Ice Baby has to be on there.
Yes.
That's huge.
One-hit wonder.
Can you think of any more?
Bewitched.
What?
I don't know.
That rollercoaster.
And?
And their hit song.
Oh, C'est La Vie.
Yeah.
All right.
Bree and Clint.
We're putting together the greatest one-hit wonders of all time.
And so far, we've got a few good ones on the list,
but I feel like we're going to get some absolute bangers.
Yeah.
Who should we kick it off with? Let's talk to Bex. Hi, Bex.
Hi, Bex. Bex, are you
there? Oh, I'm here. There she is.
Hey, Bex, what do you think is one of the
best one-hit wonders of all time?
I think the best, you can't go past
it, is How Bizarre.
Oh. How Bizarre.
Huge. Kiwi music.
How Bizarre. From South Auckland, OMC.
And it blew up on TikTok last year as well.
Yep.
Back in the charts.
Yeah, nothing can beat it.
It has to be the greatest, at least, at the very least,
the greatest New Zealand one-hit wonder of all time, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Thanks, Bex.
That's excellent.
Thank you, Bex.
Let's talk to Dave.
Kia ora, Dave.
Hi, Dave.
How's it going? Good, thanks. What do you think's on the That's excellent. Thank you, Bex. Let's talk to Dave. Cue to Dave. Hi, Dave. How's it going?
Good, thanks.
What do you think's on the list of the greatest one-hit wonders of all time?
Tiffany.
I think we're alone now.
It would be my favourite Tiffany song.
Is this from Sing Star?
Where do I know this song from?
I think it is, yeah.
Okay, thank you, Dave. Let's talk to Sarah. is, yeah. Okay, thank you, Dave.
Let's talk to Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi there.
You have a more recent greatest one-hit wonder, don't you?
Yeah, I'm thinking of Walk the Moon, Shut Up and Dance.
I mean, it's such a great song,
but who ever heard of Walk the Moon ever again?
No, who ever?
Never.
We recently did this song in Friday Oaky.
And wasn't it excellent?
So good.
Such a good song.
There are so many wonders from this century as well
that no one talks about.
Like this one, do you remember Amon?
Took over the music charts
and then his ex that that song was written about released.
If You Write Back?
Yes.
Frankie?
Was her name Frankie?
Is Jojo a one hit wonder?
Jojo?
No way.
Leave Get Out Jojo?
No.
Is she not?
No.
Isn't she?
Jojo, she has other hits.
At least one more. Okay. Well, she? Jojo, she has other hits. At least one more.
Okay, well, she's got this one, Leave, Get Out.
And then Too Little, Too Late.
Okay, all right.
It's just a little too late.
Okay, I accept that.
Bang on.
A lot of messages coming through for Come On Eileen.
Oh, yes.
That was a big one hit wonder.
This show has a mixed history with the song Come On Eileen.
It was a big one.
Is La Rue a wonder wonder?
I think it might be.
She had that song in for the kill.
But this song was so big.
Someone text through, do we have Baby Got Back?
Oh, yeah, gotta have Baby Got Back.
That song was such a big hit for Sir Mix-a-Lot.
And then got remixed by Nicki Minaj not all that long ago,
but huge one-hit wonder.
Massive.
Baby got back.
Bagger.
From the late, I think that was
oh, what, 1990 maybe?
We don't even have it,
but Kids of 88, My House has come through a bit.
Oh, yes.
It's a classic Kiwi one-hit wonder.
Someone else said the Ketchup song.
Los, Los, Los.
What were they?
What were they called?
What were they called?
The Ketchup song.
That was such a big song.
They were literally called Los Ketchup.
Were they?
Yeah. Were they? Yeah If you've ever seen
Peking Duck
Live in concert
They actually closed
Their set with this one
Hit Wonder for a long time
From Len
In Steal My Sunshine
Yep that was big
It must be such a weird experience to be an artist
who goes to the top of the charts like that
and you are like Hanson or somebody
and you are globally known, you are world famous,
you're able to do these massive gigs
and everyone tells you, you're the next big thing.
And then it just never happens again.
I would argue that sometimes if you have a song
that goes that big, it's very hard then
to follow it up. Like Carly Rae Jepsen
She's cursed by the success
of that first song. Cursed by the song
Call Me Maybe because of like how
big it was. So would you rather be a one hit
wonder or a none hit wonder? You'd still be a one hit
wonder. A one hit wonder all day.
How have we missed the most obvious one hit
wonder of like the last decade? What one?
In the last ten years there has not been a bigger one-hit wonder than this.
Gangnam Style.
Oh, what about Gentleman?
That was his follow-up.
What about Gentleman?
How'd it go?
It goes, oppa, duppa, Gentleman.
Sounds very similar.
I don't think you'll ever settle the argument about what the greatest wonder is.
There's a lot of them.
There's heaps.
So many.
And we love them.
Yeah.
Sometimes one song is all you need.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes that's all we want from you.
You can live off that for a long time.
I mean, look at Vanilla Ice. He's doing ads
for fridges now.
With ice machines. Yeah.
Still to this day. The world says
oyster.
It's time to play What's the Plot?
Once upon a time
there was a girl. She was
smart, debatable, talented,
eh, athletic.
Not really. But picking a movie title based
on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
This is our famous movie guessing game where you take on Brie for cash money, baby, and
this week it's $350 cash. Good amount of money up for grabs, but means a lot more on the line for me.
Bree's looking for seven wins in a row.
And here to stop you is Sam.
Kia ora, Sam.
G'day, Sam.
Hello.
How this works, Sam, is I'll start reading out movie plot lines.
If you can guess what that movie is before Bree does, you're going to get the point.
And if you get two movies before Bree gets two movies, you're going to win the game.
Okay. Cool. Okay. Have you get two movies before Bree gets two movies, you're going to win the game. Okay.
Have you heard the game before, Sam?
I have.
I know you're very good.
How do you normally go?
I think I go okay, depending on the genre.
Okay, fair enough.
Today, the theme for What's the Plot,
because it is the end of New Zealand Music Month,
these are all songs, movies about musicians.
Okay.
Oh, God.
I'll just leave you with that.
All right.
Here we go.
Movie number one.
Wait, wait.
What's my buzzer?
My name?
Sam.
Brie, you know your buzzer is?
Brie.
Brie.
Movie number one.
Jack is a struggling singer-songwriter in an English sea...
Sam.
Is it School of Rock?
School of Rock.
Damn, that was quick.
I don't think his name's Jack in the film, though.
Is incorrect.
Brie, would you like a free guess?
No, I need more.
Okay, Jack is a struggling singer-songwriter in an English
seaside town whose dream of fame
is rapidly fading
despite the fierce devotion and support
of his childhood best friend.
After a freak bus accident...
Brie! Brie? Oh, it's a movie
about the Beatles music. Yesterday.
Yesterday is correct.
Such a good movie.
He wakes up and he's the only one who remembers the Beatles.
And no one else knows their songs.
No one else knows them, yeah.
Yeah.
Such a good movie.
He writes music with Ed Sheeran and Ed Sheeran tries to change
Hey Jude to Hey Dude.
Hey Dude.
Okay, Sam, you're still in this, okay, but you need to get the next one.
Yep.
Here it comes.
Movie number two.
The rise of country music legend Johnny Cash.
Brie.
Brie.
Walk the Line.
Walk the Line is correct.
Sorry, Sam.
That's okay.
We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you for giving it a go.
Thank you.
Thanks for playing along, Sam.
There you go.
Can you do one more?
Yeah, I can do one more.
Yeah.
Just for fun.
Okay, where's one?
Oh, you'll know that one.
That'll be too easy.
Okay, how about this one?
Set in 1973, this movie chronicles the funny and often poignant coming of age of a 15-year-old
who is an unabashed music fan inspired by the seminal bands of the time.
When his love of music lands him an assignment
for Rolling Stone magazine to interview the up-and-coming band...
Brie.
Brie.
Almost Famous.
Almost Famous is correct, yeah.
Yes.
That's got Kate Hudson in it.
Yeah.
A young Kate Hudson.
And the song Tiny Dancer.
Quite a dark movie. Is it? Yeah. A young Kate Hudson. And the song Tiny Dancer. Quite a dark movie.
Is it?
Yeah, from memory.
I mean, I haven't watched it in a long time.
I've never seen it.
I've heard it's good though.
Yeah, no, it is.
Great film.
Producer Ella brought something up in our meeting today.
The concept of beige flags.
Yeah, it's the latest thing.
First there was red flags.
Yeah.
Then there was green flags.
Yeah.
And now there's beige flags.
Ella, what is a beige flag?
If you had to describe it, what is a beige flag?
It is in between.
Yeah.
Basically the green and the red.
So it's not enough to fully put you off, eh?
No.
It's like, I explained it to you guys, like, not an ick, but like a, ooh, that's, ooh.
Ooh, but I'm not going to not sleep with you because of it.
Do you reckon a number of beige flags build up to a red flag?
Could be.
Yeah.
Or a beige flag too many times can become a red flag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Okay.
We've been working on our lists of things that we think are beige flags.
So we're doing things that other people do that is a definite beige flag for us.
Yes.
That's how we're looking at this.
Okay.
What have you got?
I'll kick it off.
Beige flag for me if they like the Big Bang Theory.
I'm not going to break up with someone.
You hate the Big Bang Theory.
I hate it, but I'm not.
But you would date someone who watched it.
Yeah, because, I mean, I think it's good to have some differences. I mean, would I watch it with but I'm not. But you would date someone who watched it? Yeah, because, I mean, I think it's good to have some differences.
I mean, would I watch it with them?
Absolutely not.
And if they did make me watch it with them, red flag, dump them.
Okay, fair enough.
You've got to have a show to watch when you're out of the house as well, too, right?
Okay, Big Bang Theory, beige flag for Brie.
Yep.
For me, if they haven't even attempted to hide the cables
that are coming out of their TV,
if their TV is hanging on the wall.
Like, I'm not saying your cables have to be in the wall,
but if you haven't even made an attempt to tidy those things up,
basically...
Is that you, Claudia?
Yeah, that's me.
Does your TV look like Charlotte's web?
Our TV's a bit...
It's mounted slightly too high,
so there's a lot of space between the TV and the table under it.
Nah, mine are tidy.
I've got like white electrical tape that runs down past the skirting board.
Oh, nice.
So you can barely notice it.
Ella, what's a beige flag for you?
Maybe if they've got their hair a little bit long and they sometimes do the Justin Bieber
hair flick, like just a little bit.
I hate it.
Can you simulate a Justin Bieber hair flick
for me?
Just to get the emo fringe out of your eye.
Claudia, you got a beige flag for us?
When people laugh harder at their own jokes
than other people laugh at their jokes.
I'm out.
I say if you're not willing to laugh at your joke,
how can you expect other people to?
Yeah, it's true.
I've got another one.
If they order lemon and herb at Nando's.
What?
Instead of Peri Peri?
Instead of mild.
Why are you going to Nando's and getting lemon and herb?
At least get the mild, for God's sake.
For me, these are beige flags, okay? These are not red flags. They're not the mild, for God's sake. For me,
these are beige flags. These are not red flags.
They're not the end of the world. They're beige flags.
If they're messy.
Not dirty.
Judgy.
I'm fine with that.
What would constitute a messy car?
If there's takeaways
on the floor of the car that
weren't from today. Oh no, that's dirty.
Yeah, that's gross. I'm messy.
Sorry, takeaway rappers.
Messy to me is like more than
five plastic bottles in the car.
Yeah, right. That's messy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. Ella?
When they read, that's
great, but when they don't have a bookmark and they just fold the paper down on the book.
I think that's really inappropriate.
I do that.
I don't mind that.
Guys.
I do that.
That's fine.
It's my book.
I do whatever I want.
No.
Claudia.
Beige flag for me is if they go sock, shoe, sock, shoe
instead of sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
I do that sometimes, yep.
They say it's a psychopathic trait.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Maybe it's a red flag.
Brie, beige flag.
Another beige flag for me
if they don't like coriander.
Oh.
Because I love coriander.
That's a genetic thing though.
I know, but...
Jeez, you're discriminating.
No, but I'm thinking like
because then that...
It limits what you guys can eat?
Yeah, like I can't get something with coriander.
I love to share food with my partner
and then that means we can't get stuff with coriander in it.
It's a beige flag.
I didn't say it's a deal breaker.
It's your beige flag too.
Your body, your beige flag, girl.
Don't worry about it.
For me, if they put dot, dot, dot
at the end of all of their sentences...
That's me.
Just finish a goddamn sentence. Just put a full stop at the end of all of their sentences. That's me. Just finish a goddamn sentence.
Just put a full stop at the end.
It's such an ADHD trait, and I always do that.
And Clint hates it.
He's like, take the ellipses out.
Just finish the sentence, please.
Full stops are there for a reason.
All right, this is getting heated.
Let's move on.
Bree and Clint.
Everybody ready to sing?
We had a mare last week, didn't we?
I'd never voiced last week. I didn't have
any vocal range. True. Okay, so you need
to be back on track
this week. Okay, everybody
believe in yourself. Here we go. Good luck.
I said
who
do you
think they are?
Do you think they are?
I said who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are?
Can we try to harmonise next time?
No.
Let's just try and be on key to start off with.
Yeah, no, okay, that'd be it.
This is the game where we throw celebrities out there
and we see if we all think of them as the same character.
You know, the core character, the most identifying role that that person has played in your mind.
Is it the same for all of us?
Is it the same for all of us?
We're all at slightly different ages, slightly different stages.
But are some of these things universal?
A win for us is if all four of us say the same thing.
Yeah, that's a point.
We get a point.
A loss for us is if Ella from Gen Z has never heard of the person and we just feel really old.
It's a straight loss, yeah.
Today, I thought we could focus on our cousins across the ditch
and I have five of the biggest Australian actors of all time.
Ooh, okay.
This should be good.
So, where do we know them from?
Oh, I can think of one where I kind of feel like it should be universal.
Maybe not.
I think it's the first one.
Okay.
Okay, the first one, and I'm going to say the actor.
I'm going to give us a three, two, one countdown.
We're going to say it.
The first one, and see if you listening agree with us.
The first one, Heath Ledger.
Three, two, one.
The Joker.
Ten things I hate about you.
Oh, Clint.
Boom.
What did you say?
You think of ten things I hate about you over Oh, Clint. Boom. What did you say? You think of 10 things I hate about you over The Joker.
Yes.
Have you seen it?
No.
Yes, exactly.
I've seen it.
He also hasn't seen the other greatest movie with 10 in the title,
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
Shocking.
You've lost me.
Shocking.
Have you seen Knight's Tale?
No.
Oh, great movie
Okay let's try another one
Right
We're doing Australian actors
This is controversial
But I think he identifies
As an Australian actor
So we need to let him go
Russell Crowe
Okay
Three
Two
One
The Gladiator
I don't know
Who is he?
You don't know
You don't know a Russell Crowe movie
I just can't name a Russell Crowe movie.
You haven't seen The Gladiator?
Maybe.
My name is Marcus Aurelius something, something, something.
Such a good movie.
Father to a murdered son and something to a murdered wife.
You need to watch it, Claude.
It's such a good film.
But make sure you're in a good headspace because it's very dark.
Very dark.
I've watched him in Noah.
Yay.
Okay, we're doing Australian actors.
Let's go for a female actor.
I only just realised this person was Australian today when I was Googling it.
Rose Byrne.
Really?
Yeah, Rose Byrne.
Okay, that's an easy one.
Three, two, one.
Bad Neighbours.
Oh, Bridesmaids.
Yes, Bridesmaids.
I'm the odd one out every time. You've been the problem so far in this game. Bad Neighbours. Oh, Bridesmaids. Yes, Bridesmaids. I'm the odd one out every time.
You've been the problem so far in this game.
Bad Neighbours.
Did you see she's got that new TV show with Seth Rogen on Apple TV?
Yes.
Looks a lot like Bad Neighbours.
Does it?
Yeah, it looks exactly like Bad Neighbours.
I watched a movie with her in it last night.
Have you guys seen the movie with Melissa McCarthy and her called Spy?
No.
It's quite funny.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it's quite good.
The Apple TV show's called Platonic.
Okay, I've got two more for you.
Let's get through them.
First one, Chris Hemsworth.
Easy.
We're going to get this one, guys.
Oh, this is easy.
Piece of cake.
Piece of cake.
Three, two, one.
Home and away.
What?
You did that on purpose.
Are you proud of yourself?
Okay, you get one more chance.
You get one more chance with the Hemsworths.
Okay.
Liam Hemsworth.
Okay, got it.
What do you think of when you think Liam Hemsworth?
Three, two, one.
The Hunger Games.
Why?
I said Hunger Games.
Me too.
You said Neighbours. I was being difficult and said Last Song. Can I I said Hunger Games. Me too. You said Neighbours.
I was being difficult and said Last Song.
Can I?
The Last Song.
What did you say?
I said the Hunger Games, obviously.
You haven't got the most iconic Australian actor in there.
Nicole Kidman?
No, we've got to do one more.
Hugh Jackman.
Oh, we've done him.
That's why I didn't put him in there.
But yeah, let's do Hugh Jackman.
Let's see if we're on the same page.
Come on, we've got to be on the same page.
Three, two, one.
Wolverine.
The greatest showman.
Now we're all just trying to sabotage each other.
Here we go, guys.
Let's sing it out.
Okay, how are you?
I said, who do you think they are?
Do you think they are?
I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said I'm who?
Do you think they are?
Not good. That's what happens when we
try and harmonise.
Time for a birthday banger.
Free and Clint.
Alright, here we go. Number one songs
on people's 16th birthdays.
We'll pick our favourite one to play out in full.
Let's kick it off with Nicky.
Kia ora, Nicky.
G'day, Nicky.
How you going?
Yeah, good. How are you?
Good, thanks. Nicky, how's your week been?
Yeah, pretty crazy, actually. Loving this weather.
Oh, how lovely.
You must be in Auckland.
I am.
How good is a bit of sun?
I know.
Like, it just changes everything.
As an Aucklander, too, after this year, you're just like,
so, so, so, so.
Just any sun, please.
Please, can you stick around for a whole day?
We love it.
Hey, Nicky, what's your birthday?
19th of November, 81.
Right, Nicky, that means you were 16 in 1997.
And on the 19th of November in 97, this was number one.
I get knocked down.
I get knocked down.
Huge banger.
Yeah.
Weird, too.
We were just talking about One Hit Wonders about an hour ago.
Yeah.
Trying to find the greatest One Hit Wonder of all time,
and this came through so many times.
This is a really good song to cry to.
Like, when I'm feeling...
Really?
No, I'm being serious.
Really?
Yeah.
If I'm having a really down day or going through a real bad patch,
you put this song on and you have a cry and you scream it.
It's actually really, really good.
And you have a whiskey drink.
Yeah.
And you have a vodka drink. And you have a whiskey drink. Yeah. And you have a vodka drink.
And you have a cider drink.
You have all the drinks.
You have all the drinks, yeah.
I like it, Mickey.
It's a good one.
Right there, we're going to talk to Destiny and do Destiny's birthday banger.
Hi.
Hi, Destiny.
Hello.
Whereabouts are you calling from?
Hamilton.
Oh, good old Hamiltonians.
Destiny, let's see what your destiny is.
What's your birthday?
The 18th of December 1997.
Right, you were 16 in 2013. God, I hope
Destiny, I hope it's
Destiny's Child. It won't be,
not in 2013. Oh, come on, please.
Nah, it can't be. It's gonna be...
Oh, it's still pretty good, Destiny
Not a fan?
Oh, a little bit
She's not a fan, she's trying to be nice
Okay, wait there, Destiny
We're going to do one more birthday banger for Natasha
Hi, Natasha
Hi
What are you hoping for? Who's your favourite artist ever?
Oh, there's quite a few. I can't pinpoint one.
I just hope it's a cool song, though. A cool song. Okay, you're hoping for a cool song and we heard
it's your birthday today. Oh, happy birthday. It is. Thank you
very much. Happy birthday. How old are you turning? I'm
35. Oh, 35.
Are you having a celebration this weekend?
I'm actually flying to Fiji next week.
How good.
Perfect.
I'm pretty excited.
All right, so you're 88.
All right, that means you were 16, Natasha, in 2004,
and here's your birthday banger.
I think that you should let it burn. It ain't the same in your body. 2004, and here's your birthday banger.
Natasha.
Burn.
What do you think, Natasha?
Yeah, good for someone, I guess.
What would you pick, Natasha?
Oh, I'd probably like a bit of you two.
Okay.
All right.
Wait there.
I kind of feel the vibe that everyone's talking about today, and I think there's a reason for that vibe.
I think there's something in the air.
What do you mean?
I think that if something had happened in birthday banging today,
it would have been perfect, and we have never done this before.
But what if...
Oh, you know I'm going to be on board with this.
What if, under special circumstances,
we vetoed all three Birthday Bangers today...
And played...
And paid homage.
Do you know how I feel about it?
I'm always willing to break the rules,
especially when an icon like Tina Turner has passed away.
This has never been done in Birthday Banger today.
Never, ever.
We have never gone off script.
So to make this happen,
we have to have permission from just one person
in the Birthday Banger queue.
Okay.
Pick the person.
It's got to be, well, it's Natasha's birthday.
It's got to be Natasha.
Natasha, do we have your permission to break all of our own rules,
go rogue, abandon all of the songs that came up in Birthday Banger today
and instead pay tribute to the late, great Tina Turner?
Let's do it.
Yes, Natasha.
She's giving it the green light.
Happy birthday, Natasha. Thank you so much. Have a great day, mate. Thank you. Brian the green light. Happy birthday, Natasha.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day, mate.
Brian Clint, you're on ZM.
I need you, my heart's on fire.
Well, you come to me, come to me wild and wild.
Brian Clint.
You're the best.
Rest in peace, Tina Turner, who passed away today at the age of 83.
That song is absolutely iconic.
And I think, I don't think anybody would disagree with us just vetoing all of the birthday bangers today.
I think it was very fitting.
Best legs in the
business and best
hair flick in the
business too.
Best everything.
Best costuming in
the business.
Just best energy.
God she's got some
good songs.
Spin a few Tina
Turner songs at home
tonight to pay
tribute.
Yeah.
Look this next Oh. Yeah. Look, this
next... Oh.
Sorry. Going through all?
What about The Nutbush?
Nutbush is good. I don't have it.
Oh, good song.
Kygo recently
remixed one of her songs too. Kygo
remixed The Nutbush? No.
I think it was What's Love Got To Do With It.
I don't think he was doing that.
Look, this next statistic
might shock a lot of people
but it turns out
Americans,
this study's been done in America
and 70%
of Americans have admitted
to cheating on their significant
other at a Bucks or
Hens night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah?
No, no, no.
Yeah?
7-0 or 1-7?
70.
No way.
7-0.
70% of people cheat on their partner at their Bucks and Hens day.
Let's break down the statistics and what they classify as cheating.
Okay.
Okay, so 6,000 people were surveyed and asked if they had done any
of these things. Right. So they were asked if they'd
flirted, received a lap dance,
sexting, sleeping with someone
or sleeping with multiple people. Okay. That's
a sliding scale.
It very, very much is.
You've got flirting at one end
and you've got sleeping with multiple people at the other end
and all of it counts as cheating.
Well, let's go into the percentages
because they've broken it down as well.
How many people do you think said that they received a lap dance
at a Bucks or Hens night?
As a percentage or a number?
Percentage.
Out of 100.
Most, both stag and hens do's,
a lot of them involve some form of stripper entertainment.
I'd say 50.
33.1%.
Okay.
How many people do you think are admitted to having a little smooch?
Low, 10%.
21.3%.
You make it sound cute too, a little smooch.
A little smooch.
Well, that could be a lot of things.
It could be so many things.
You know, it could be a lot of things.
How many people do you think said they slept with someone else at a hens or bucks night?
There's two numbers, isn't there?
There's the number that did it and the number that would admit it.
Yeah.
Real low.
Four percent.
11.2 percent.
Really?
And the last one.
Why are you getting married?
Okay, yeah. The last one.
How many people do you think said they had some indoor gardening time
with more than one person at a Hen's or Buck's night?
So with three or more.
Three or more?
Yes.
5%.
9%.
What the?
What's worse? What's worse?
What's worse?
If you cheat on your partner with one person or you cheat on them with three people?
If it's at the same time.
You only cheated once, but you did it with three people.
Yeah, well, it depends how involved.
You could be the person in the three people that sits on the side, you know?
So I'd rather that one.
Babe, it was mostly watching.
I wasn't even allowed like i just had
to sit in the corner and watch how awkward if you're on a on a um night like this and you're
not the groom or the bride and you see that go down how awkward for you in that situation and
how awkward at the wedding terrible you know i don't, I'd find it really hard not to say something.
Yeah?
Like I would because I just think, obviously I'd talk to my friend,
whoever that was, about it first.
But I don't know, if you're friends with both of them and they're getting married, like I'd find it really hard.
It's so close to the wedding.
You know?
Because if you're going to work through that as a couple,
it's so close to the wedding.
I mean, it depends what it is.
Obviously, if it's a lap dance, I wouldn't say anything.
I'd be like, whatever. You know, depends what it is. Obviously, if it's a lap dance, I wouldn't say anything. I'd be like, whatever.
You know, depends what it is.
But, yeah, interesting, eh?
Getting a lap dance at the Stag Do is not cheating.
At the Hens Party is not cheating.
Also, having, like, having, depends what, I guess what,
it depends what goes into the flirting.
But I wouldn't look at that as cheating.
It's about the intention, right?
Yeah, it's about the intention.
If they're like, you know, if someone's given you a compliment,
you're kind of like, you know, I'm not going to say,
cheater!
Cheater!
You're a cheater!
You know.
We want to know this afternoon what went wrong at the hens or stag do.
Yeah.
What happened?
It might not have been cheating.
Might not have been cheating.
It could be anything.
Yeah.
But it caused drama.
It could be a rogue mother-in-law burst into the party.
Yeah.
And packed the shit.
Could be that the stag or the hen, like, had an accident.
Like, maybe.
Oh, like broke a bone?
Like broke a bone.
Or my cousin on his stag do ended up going through a glass window.
Really?
And cut his wrist.
Like, quite bad.
And had to have, like, a full-on bandage in the wedding photos.
You'd be in the dog box.
Yeah, he was.
Oh, $100 at Ayrmore, text 9696.
We want to know this evening, what went wrong at the stag or the hen stew?
You can remain anonymous if need be.
Some of these stories are quite hectic.
We're asking what went wrong at the stag or hen's do.
Someone's already texted in and they said,
My boss had a stag do the week before the wedding.
He got severe alcohol poisoning and had to delay the wedding by six months.
Six months.
That would have cost a fortune.
Oh, no.
Someone else said,
My brother-in-law was on the harbour bridge
to do a bungee jump when he tripped and fell
and basically grated his knee on the grates.
And it was so bad that the party bus had to take him to the hospital
and he was on ACC for months.
Still carried on drinking after the hospital, though.
Lol.
Ellie's here.
Hi, Ellie.
Hi, Ellie.
Hi. How are you? Good,. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi.
How are you?
Good, thank you, Ellie.
Tell us, was it a hen's do or a stag do?
A hen's do.
Yeah.
Yep, my hen's do.
What happened?
Yeah, so we were in Auckland City.
We'd just been to one of the little sexy guy strip shows.
Yeah.
And walking down one of the little sexy guy strip shows. Yeah. And walking down one of the streets
and there's my sister, Vicky,
who's always a bit of a hoot.
And she picks up this huge, big, orange road cone
and throws it up into the air
and it comes down and lands on my mum's head and back.
Oh, no.
Was your mum okay?
Well, no.
That was the end of her for the night. She ended up
going back to her room.
That was the end of her. She died.
Yeah, off she went. We thought, oh, well, off she
goes. We're going to keep going and having a good time.
Yeah. Oh, no.
Yeah, so anyway, two years later
she was still having physio with a
sore neck. It wasn't the most popular person in the family for a long time.
What is it with intoxicated people that love to just pick up road cones?
What is it?
I don't get it.
My brother crashed his car at his stag do with the best man and groomsman in the car.
He had stitches in his face in the wedding photos.
God, they would have been ropeable.
My best mate was at her friend's
hen's night. The bride ended up cheating
with one of the strippers in the
bathrooms later that night. No.
What a loose unit.
This one, a few years...
Oh my gosh.
Listen to this.
A few years ago, a friend was put in a large dog cage on his stag do.
He got ringworm and the bride was not impressed.
How the hell did he get ringworm?
Just the bacteria in there.
I don't know.
That's disgusting.
That's horrible.
Ashley, what happened on your dad's stag do?
On my dad's stag do,
it was a couple of days before their wedding,
and he got so sloshed that he came home to my grandparents' house
and fell into their fish pond and smashed his face
on the edge of the fish pond.
So in their wedding photos, he's got this big cut across his nose.
Oh!
He's like, I forgot the fish pot was there
When you say grandparents, is it his parents or your mum's parents?
His parents
Thank God for that
I mean, that makes everything better
He's our mess, we'll deal with it
Someone else texted and said, not a stag or a hen, but my cousin's wedding night
The bride and groom ended up having indoor gardening time
with one of the bridesmaids.
What?
The bride and groom?
Ended up having...
Oh, that's okay.
On the wedding night?
I mean, pretty wild, but at least it's...
I mean, everyone's there.
Everyone's having a good time.
Everyone's having a good time.
That's a good wedding present from the bridesmaid.
She's like, look, I didn't bring anything for the wishing well.
But how about some of these?
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi.
What happened to your husband on his stag do?
Well, he come home and he pissed in our suitcase that was packed for our honeymoon.
Oh, no.
How did you feel about that?
Oh, you know,
not that impressed
because we were going on our honeymoon
in two days time, had to re-wash everything.
Not a good start
to the marriage.
Okay. Thanks, Anonymous.
I broke my arm at my cousin's hen's night.
I was the cake maker one week later.
Thankfully, it was my left arm,
so I managed to make the cake with a little bit of help.
Imagine the cake's just a bit wonky.
Slopsided?
Yeah.
It's only iced on one side.
There is so many texts that we cannot read out on air,
but we see you and we thank you.
Have a glass of water.
Everyone texting in, have a glass of water, okay?
Why does it get so out of hand?
Can I just have a second to read this?
I feel like it might be good,
but I can't read it without reading it.
Okay, yeah.
There's a lot of texts that definitely aren't fit
for the radio. You can read this one out.
My older brother Andrew broke
his arse, in brackets,
coccyx, lower spine,
while whitewater rafting at his
stag do. He got wasted the night before
and was so pissed about his broken
coccyx that he punched a table
and then broke his hand. Good man, good man.
Their wedding photos are pretty funny.
Here it is.
I've pre-read it.
I think it's right on the line.
Okay.
I knew a hen who shagged the stripper after being encouraged to do so by the stag's mum.
What?
The hen shagged a stripper at the hen's do because she was encouraged to do so by the
stag's mum.
Do you think the stag's mum didn't like her and was trying to like get in between?
Maybe, but they said, true story, wedding went ahead.
They are now happily married with kids.
Oh, I mean, I shouldn't say, oh, happily ever after.
It's all good then.
Yeah.
Loose mum.
Someone said, can you please read the rest of these texts
on the Afternoon Party podcast?
Yes, we can.
Oh, the After Party podcast.
The After Party podcast will be out after the show finishes
and we will read out the ones we can't read out on air.
With pleasure.
That's the end of the show, everybody.
Thanks for joining us for your Thirsty Thursday.
What's everyone doing for their Thirsty Thursday?
I am going to a panel event to hear some expert content creators speak.
Oh, fancy.
I'm going to some more comedy at the Comedy Fest.
Who are you going to see?
An international act.
Her name's Olga.
I've been highly recommended her from some of the other comedians in the Comedy Fest. Volga Olga. Yeah, Volga Olga. I've been highly recommended her from some of the other comedians in the Comedy Fest.
Volga Olga.
Yeah, Volga Olga. That's what they say.
So I'm very keen.
Where's Olga from? I think she's from the
UK. German?
I think she's from the UK
but maybe her heritage is German.
Yeah, possibly. Okay, fun.
And then we're back tomorrow for Friday's show.
Just a warning on tomorrow's Friday-oke.
It's going to get sexy.
Is it?
I feel like mine.
Or it's going to get cringy.
I feel like mine is the.
We're doing genuine ponies.
Yeah.
For Friday-oke.
I feel like mine's a real.
Real.
I can't even say what I think it is.
No, what?
What do you think?
You gotta say it now.
Real knee closer.
You know, I wish I could say I was surprised.
You made me say that, by the way.
I didn't want to say that.
You made me say it.
No, I didn't make you say anything.
You made me say that.
I didn't put any words in your mouth.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll catch you back tomorrow
on the Brian Clint Show.
We'll see you then.
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