ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th May 2026

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

Clint's got a stylish surprise for Bree.  We're trying to bring back Spice Girls Impulse.  Did you get waaay too over competitive in a public setting?  What's old news but you're still not over it?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast. Zidems, Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC. In every case, you win. ZM's deal or reveal. Weekdays at 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Hey! Woo-hoo!

Zat-daq, Dik, Dek, Dik, Dik, Dik, Dik, Dek, Dek, Dek, Dek, Dek, and Clint. He's go. Good, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Monday. We've had a whirlwind of an afternoon, even before the show's even started. Haven't we just? We got hooked up to a lie detector. With KFC. In the back of a van. Something to do with KFC. I've never wanted to be on a lie detector. Neither. No, neither. No. No.

Straight away my heart started pounding. They're just asking us questions about Super Rugby and I was like, oh, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Every time they hook me, every time my doctor hooks me up to the, is it, takes your... Oh, the blood pressure one. The blood pressure machine? Yeah. My heart rate goes through the roof and she goes, I think we'll do it again because... You're like, can you tell that I'm lying from this thing? I'm just measuring your blood pressure.

She's like, this is a pap smith. Yeah, but can you tell if I'm lying? Wrong lips. Quack, quack. We have a fun show on the way for you two days. Small town, big deal. is back. Treasure or the island is back with celebrity Treasure Island. This is the last week of Treasure or the island and the last week of Treasure Island. Yeah, it is too. Finals week

kicks off tonight, TVNZ2 and so this is the last week you can get in the draw to win that trip to Rarotonga. You guys can't see this, but there is a man walking past our window who is dressed exactly like Indiana Jones. Is he really? Did you not see him? No, hold on. Does he have a whip? Oh, he's hiding behind the bush now. I swear to God that's Indiana. Jones. Anyway, that was very rude. You guys can't see that. We have all that stuff on the way. Deal or reveal at 4 o'clock. Olivia Dean edition going on. Oh yeah, that's huge. If you want to be at least in the running to win that trip to see Olivia Dean in Auckland, flights, accommodation, spending money, then yeah, four o'clock deal or reveal is back.

Tradee versus Lady will start the show as always. If you want to compete for the tradies who are on 36 or the ladies who are on 40, this is your opportunity. Play Z&M's Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Treaty. This is ladies. We already know what it is. The Trades go on head to hit with the ladies.

We're keeping score. The ladies on 40. The Trades on 36. A lady is in Auckland. She's 17 years old and she sails. Welcome to the show, Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hi.

What kind of sailing do you do? Just like Sea Scouts. Sea Scouts, yeah. Cool. You're on the optimists? Thunder's. Yeah, nice. Nice. That's right.

I exhausted my sailboat knowledge with optimist. I was a bumblebee sailor myself. Sick. You're taking on our trady from Auckland. He's 18 and he owns the matter, lady. What's the matter? Lady. What's the matter?

Nothing. Nothing. What's the matter with you? I screwed that one up. He owns the matter daddy. What's the matter, daddy? No, you guys messed that up, bro. Yeah, let's go again.

Let's go again. Ready, ready again. Let's go again. Trady's 18. He's from Auckland and he owns the matter, daddy. Wait, what's the matter, daddy? Oh, nothing. What's the matter with you?

Yeah. Yay. Sorry, Liam. I'm going blind and I can't read the tiny television that we have in the studio. Your buzz is... Yeah. Your buzz is trading. Natalie, lady, first of three

correct answers gets 50 bucks cash, good luck. Best of luck, guys. Question number one. Commodore, Norwegian Lundhound and a legato, Romanolo are all breeds of what type of animal? They're obscure breeds. Trades? Yes, Liam.

A bird? No, not bird. Not a bad guess. Natalie, you want to guess? Um... Not mainstream breeds these ones. Dog, we were looking for dog, guys. Norwegian Lundound. Was maybe a little bit of a giveaway.

I thought so. Question number two, name one of the final four in this season of Celebrity Treasure Island. Trudy. Yes, Liam. Jacob is not in the final four. I wish we could get Jacob a Lordy. Natalie?

William. Liam is not in the phone of four. She were close though. Louis's definitely still in it. Next, Georgia Lines and Liv Parker, we also would have accepted. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song? Lady. Yes, Natalie, get in there.

Kate McCray. Yes, it is Tate McCray. Well done. You're on the board with one. Question number four, which country celebrates Tomatina with an annual tomato fight? Lady. Yes, Natalie. in first.

Spain? Spain. You're away and flying now. Here we go. You need one more for the win. Liam, you need this one to stop her. Question number five. According to the label,

what flavour beverage is Sprite? Trite. Yes, Liam. What? Wait, what flavor beverage? What flavor beverage is right. Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon. And?

Lemon and lime. Lemon and lime. He's got it. Well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number six. Which herb is used to make a traditional bernet sauce? Is it parsley, coriander or tarragon?

Trades. Yes, Liam. Parsley. Parsley. No, Natalie, is it coriander or tarragon for the win? Corrienda? No. We were looking for tarragon.

We move on to question number seven. Which pop star had the hit song's price tag and domino? Katie, Katie. Liam. Jesse Jay. Yes. It is Jesse Jay. We move to question number eight.

This is for the win. Can you tell me who sings this? Natalie for the win. Olivia Dean. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, devastation in the clutching moments. Liam's gutter.

What's the matter? What's the matter, Daddy? Liam said not again. You almost didn't, Liam. You couldn't get past our 17-year-old sailor Natalie. You're a tradie-versed lady champion. Congrats, Nats. Thank you.

Well done. All right, I'll see you guys in an hour. All right, we'll see you then, Liam. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Gosh, we've been good to you recently, haven't we? You have been. We've been lavishing you with gifts. We got you a trial for the Auckland FC women's team,

your dream. I don't know if that was a gift or a stitcher. Your dream? Play Chelsea FC. It's a big deal. The second thing you guys got me was truly one of the greatest gifts I will say I've ever received. Yep. And that was an original can of Impulse Spy Skills, Limited Edition, Deodorant.

Yeah, you said it's the greatest gift you've ever been given. And you're having a baby this year. Well, it's not here yet. True. It's not here yet. Nice save. Somehow, here we are with a number of. gift for you.

We've got another gift for Brie. Where would you say this one, obviously the Spice Girls Deodorant, is let's say 100. And let's say the AFC, I want to say trial where I'm going to have to do running is like a 30. Oh, okay, ungrateful, but. Where would you say? Somewhere between those two. Like in the middle?

Somewhere, yep, somewhere in between. Like 70? I would say, much like the Spice Girls one, much like the football one, again, I have listened to you. and this is something that you have spoken about a lot. That I want. Yep, you've spoken about this a lot. Oh, see, that makes me nervous.

You didn't say that I said I wanted it. Just like the Spasco's impulse. I would say no one else has this. Okay, so it's pretty rare. It's unique, it's rare. Is it because it's hard to get? It's very hard to get. Okay.

We went to crazy lengths to get this. Okay. Use the company credit card to get this. All right. Before we give this to you, we would like a commitment from you that you will use this. And we have...

This feels like a trap. Okay, well, you don't have to have it. No, well, I want to see what it is first. Okay, because we have an event coming up soon. We have the New Zealand Radio Awards coming up. It's quite a glitzy event. I made this... It's the event on the radio calendar

and you want to look your best and you will look great in the... this, but before I give it to you, I need a guarantee that you will wear it to the radio awards. For sure, sure. It's a deal? Yep. It's a deal? Deal.

Okay. Here's your gift free. Please reveal the gifts. What the hell is this? You are holding an official pair of Crox Ballet Flats. What in... The heinous. You're always talking about ballet flats.

And you have been talking about Crocs since we started doing this show. I'm having a physical... They are the ugliest things I have ever seen. Crocs, ballet flats. My two most hated shoes. You know what? Could I only make these things worse? If they had a kitten heel on it.

Well, we didn't find those. There's not a chance in hell. Claudia will back me up. She's been talking about ballet flats for ages, hasn't she? You're always going on about ballet flats. How much I hate them? I'm going to try them on. And Crocs?

When are you not talking about Crocs? You know what? I'm willing to fall on my sword. If they look good. Yeah. If they look good, I will... Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When I'll come out and reveal.

Then I will say, you guys will... We're right. Yeah. Well, we don't need to be right because you've already agreed to wear them. So. For those listening at home, they are bright red Crocs ballet flats. Holy shit, you guys are not ready for this. I don't know.

I do so much. Oh, don't you ready? Oh, the socks really make the outfit too. Yeah, work it, girl. Wow. I like him. I like it. I think they look good.

Oh, shit, you do? No, I do. I mean, it's lucky that you already got your partner pregnant. Because those are a form of contraception in themselves. Honestly. But on you, you pull them off. No one else could do that. You pull those off.

I'm going to pull them off and throw them in the bin. Not until after the New Zealand Radio Awards where those crock ballet flats will make their debut. These are awful. I'm sorry. If the crock company is listening, There's some products that I can get amongst, but these are awful. How's the size? They're a touch small.

Yeah. We could only get a nine. Yeah, look, I think of a ten. Oh, well, yes, I can't wear it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fashion is not about practicality. What a shame, guys, going to get blisters. They've got no backs on them.

They're not going to give you blisters. Yeah. Just flip them into sport mode. I can put them into sport mode. Oh, they're. Even sexier in sport, though. Ella's going to get a photo of those up on the Bree and Clinton Instagram story now, so you can see Bree's one-of-a-kind. Official, by the way.

Official, these are not imitation. They're official Crocs ballet flats. They are going to sell none of these. Between that and your spice girls impulse, watch out, ladies. God, I'm going to clean up at these radio. I love them. Me too. Yeah.

It's like you've got little tomatoes on your feet. There is Franklin. People might have missed it last week, but you guys changed my whole life last Friday. Sounds like an exaggeration, but I feel like we may have. But it's really not. You guys got me,

with the help of someone who works here, the greatest gift I've ever received. And that gift was an original 30-year-old can of Spice Girls' Impulse the odour. The original. And it was full. It's blown up on our social media. It's got millions of heads.

Millions of views. Because people haven't seen this can for 30 years. It's got the lead. You can spray it. It smells just how I remember it. Be real. How much of that can remains after the weekend? It's been full for 30 years.

You've had it for three days. how much is left in there. Look, I sprayed a bit in studio to smell it for the first time in 30 years. Oh, God, it was glorious. And then I went home and I made a little video of me dancing to the Spice Girls and I sprayed it a couple of times in that video. And everyone, when I posted it to Instagram, so many people in my DMs were like, well, don't waste it.

That's what I kept thinking. I was like, don't waste it. And I haven't sprayed it since. Okay, good. I have not sprayed it since. But I had this thought on Friday night when I got home and I was just, I was just, I so excited and when I posted it and when we posted it to our socials you could feel other people I guess having these amazing feelings of nostalgia and it brought back so many great memories

all because of this spice girl's impulse deodorant and I had this thought where I was like imagine because so many people were commenting and was like I want to smell it again I'll pay you money to smell it once. And I was like, this is wild. And I was like, what if we could bring that feeling to the people? And we could somehow get the impulse company, whoever made this deodorant to bring it back for the 30th anniversary for the Spice Girls, which is this year.

We've spent the day trying to find the right phone number of somebody that we could speak to. We have managed to track down a company in a show. Australia that has the license to distribute impulse at the moment. Yes, they're the ones who are creating and making the product. Yeah, and we put a call into them earlier this afternoon with a simple question. Could what, could we bring back Spice Girls Impulse for the 30-year anniversary? What would it take to bring back the deodorant? Is that when?

Melissa speaking. I was wondering, Melissa, if I could talk to anyone in particular about the signature limited edition Spice Girls Impulse Deodorant. Oh Hold on a sec Progress Yes Imagine if Mel C

He just picks up the phone No that was her It was Mel Oh was it That was Mel Oh yeah She's putting you through to Victoria She's the business spice

Can you put me through to Victoria Are you there? I am Yeah Okay so he said It's not a product Of course That it's available at moment

And it's all sort of Come out of England And stuff like that Now he doesn't think it will be something that can be done. Okay. But look, he said you can email him. He can sort of forward the information

onto UniLeaver the manufacturer. Okay. I can give you his email address? Yeah, can you pass on his email? I'm willing to, I mean, you don't know if you don't ask, if you know what I mean, Mel. Yeah. It's not a no.

It's not a no. It's not a no. I heard it's a maybe. And we've got an email address. And guess who I'm about to email. The big dog From whoever makes the impulse deodor And I'm going to ask the question

The Spice Girls might not be reuniting But that doesn't mean we can't bring back the deodorant, maybe Send him the video We're going to send him the video that we made I'm going to put in the email that I'm going to send him I'm going to put all the different videos The ones that have millions of views That's how excited people are

And I'm just going to say, have you thought about it? That video is on the brand, Instagram page right now if you want to go and see it and you want to see the can of 30-year-old Spice Girls Impulse. God, it looks good. It's in remarkably good condition. It's in great neck. Yeah. Yeah. Watch this space. You never know. You never know. You never

bloody know. Z-N's Brian Clint. I want to talk about ancient history that you're still not over. Anyone who went to Mardi. Cleopatra, am I right? What, the girl band or the ancient Egyptian? Both. Yeah. Cleopatra coming at you.

Yeah. Anyone who went to Mardi Cup when they were at school will relate to this. Claudia, you were a Mardi Cup attendant, weren't you? Yeah, I got horribly injured. Did you? Yeah. Doing what? Rowling.

You were a rower? Yeah, I was. It's not a stupid question. There's a lot of extracurricular activities that happen at Mardi Cup, isn't it? Oh, true. It's a real coming of age for... Funny enough, I did something called catching a crab. Twice.

I don't know if you're allowed to talk about that on the radio. And again, it's a rowing thing, isn't it? It's a rowing thing, yeah, yeah. Were you the cocks? No, I wasn't. Stop asking every rower if they were the cox. Well, I feel like that's the best position. Like, it's the smartest place to be.

Rowing New Zealand has been asked to revisit the final result from the 1988 Mardi Cup final. This is crazy. What? This is crazy. So if you don't know, Mardi Cup is the biggest high school rowing competition in the country. It alternates between Cambridge and Twysel in the South Island, North Island. South Island, North Island, South Island. The race in question is the boys coxed eight final,

which was between Christ College and Auckland Grammar and in 1988 Christ College beat Auckland grammar. So this is Christchurch versus Auckland? Yes, it is. That's where it's at. Absolutely. The reason that they want it revisited, almost 40 years later. Who wants it revisited?

The losing team? The losing team. Which was? Auckland Grammar. Okay. But Auckland Grandma have come out and said it's not us, it's some of the boys that were in the boat. Okay?

What? So even Auckland Grammar doesn't sing themselves from this. The reason they want it revisited is because there's a complaint that Christ's college had an unfair advantage. Uh-huh. Because they were the only school in 1988 that had the new technology of lightweight carbon fibre ores.

Everyone else in 1988 was still using wooden oars. Gotcha. So they're saying that's an unfair idea. advantage. You guys didn't ensure that there was a fair playing field, and we don't feel that this result, which happened in 1988, we don't think it's fair. First of all, boys, let it go. But second of all, they're in their 50s.

Second of all, though, there's a part of me. I think there needs to be a rematch. We get all the boys from the Christchurch team in one boat, and we get all the boys from Auckland and the other team. We put them in the same boat, same oars, and we have the race again. So it was 1988. It means it's 18 years ago. How old would they be now?

No, sorry, not 18, it's 38 years ago. So they would have been what, 17, yes, give or take? So those boys are now in their mid-fifties. Let's race again. Let's race again. You want to settle this, fair and square, racing again. We should orchestrate it. You get six months training?

No, you get no training. Oh, no training. You go in now. You're going now, okay. Yep. I like it. And we really settle this race once of for all like men. Yeah.

What if some of them are dead? They can ask for like a... So how do you work a substitute if one of them's dead? It has to be someone within the rowing squad. From the same year. Year up or year down? Because can one of them go and recruit Mahe Dry State? No.

Put me in coach. I'm ready. Yeah, Claudia's... I'll do it. Oh, Claudia's going to get injured again. Rowing New Zealand has said Pesawesaw. Oh. But I feel like maybe...

Come on, we love a good rematch. One of them is just like retrained as a lawyer. And he's like, you know what, boys? I don't even... How do you even remember that? It must have been like a real traumatic loss. And they must have been talking about this over beers at the pub for the last 38 years. Be like, you know, that was not fair.

That was not fair. We need to sit that right. We want to know from you guys, what's the ancient history that you're You're still not over. You're not going to let it go. What are you holding your grudge about? What do you still feel was unfair? And again, we go to our producer Claudia.

Hi. What is it, Claudia? Cast your minds back to my eighth birthday, right? It's fairy themed. And a real fairy was there. We were all sitting in a circle, and obviously I'm supposed to sit next to her. It's your birthday.

It's my birthday. Yeah, of course. You get to sit next to the fairy. But Briar sits next to the fairy. And I ask Briar very nice. nicely hi, can I please sit next to the fairy? It is my birthday and she said, no, that little B. So I had to sit on the other side of the circle and the fairy, looked right at Briar and was like,

it must be your birthday, isn't it? And it wasn't, it was mine. I'd be furious. I'll never forgive and I will never forget. Breeze logic still stands. Get the fairy, get Briar, get everybody else. It was at your eighth birthday party. And you get to sit next to that fairy.

Redo. That sounds funny. Redo. Redo. Bree and Clint podcast. Believe it or not, we've just received this text.

It says, hey guys, I was part of the 1988 Christ's College rowing crew. We could have had concrete oars and we still would have dicked them. Them fighting words.

Those words sound like a rematch is on the cards. And that sounds like that person's up for a re-mage. Any time, any place. And then this text too, it says,

is it just me or is this just rich grammar brats finally making partner at his law firm, and he's now able to re-litigate that one little thing in his life that Teddy didn't fix. Oh, come on, that's a bit rough. No, they kept going. The daddy couldn't fix and privilege couldn't guarantee to happen his way. Oh, that's a bit rough.

Yeah, it does have that kind of feel. Yeah, it does have a bit of that vibe. So we want to know, what is the ancient history, like a rowing result from 1988, that you are still not over? Abbey joins us. Hi, Abby. Abby. Hi, Bri and Clint.

I'm back from last week. I was Brownie Girl, the one who it's brownie for breakfast. What up, Brownie Girl? Good to have you back, Abby. That KFC was a nice change. I've got to admit, got to admit. Oh, yeah, we sent you KFC so you could have a different food source in your diet. I used it, and I went and got KFC that night, and it was nothing compared to a brownie, but pretty good.

Nice. I'll take it. What are you not over, Abby? So, okay. My best friend, my best friend, she's my best friend since I was four, and she still is to this day. Okay. She stole my, we were having like a book costume or like a movie costume day at school. Yeah, book week.

And like weird too, like very, very young. And she didn't have a costume, so I let her borrow one of mine. And she chose my Meredith Gray from Grey's Anatomy costumes. It meant nothing to us at the time because we hadn't seen it. But it was very relevant to all the adults in our life. Yeah. Okay. So I'll let her choose out.

I'm like, yeah, it's a dinosaur costume, whatever. Oh, not a dinosaur, sorry, a doctor's costume, whatever. I grabbed my inflatable dinosaur costume felt like the man went to school and she won the costume and she gave no credit and she still has and I still don't have it back

Oh no She still got your Meredith Grey costume Was I went into her wardrobe On the night we were getting ready out for town And I stole her pretty little things dress And her heels And I wore them And I got a date that night

Tip for tap brownie girl Yeah that's just how it goes You preach it Abby I'm here for a little bit I'm not over this. To this day, I feel get any. You have to be over it now because you've leveled the playing field. Have you given the dress and heels back?

More importantly, do you still have the dinosaur outfit? I do. I imagine it's still rolling around at. My mum doesn't like to throw things out very much. I'm going to say, keep that down the track. Someone will be into that. Yeah. We should call this friend of yours and we can mediate between you guys to do the swap.

Yes, I think that's well needed. Okay, do you leave that with us, Brownie Girl? Thank you very much. Thanks, Brownie Girl. Let's go to Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi, if Abby's Brownie Girl, then I must be Coin Girl. I don't know if free remembers, but I talked about my nana and coins at Christmas.

Yes, I know who you are. Yeah. What does your nan do with coins at Christmas? She used to put $2 coins in each of us Green Children's Christmas cards, and then if we got a partner, she would split it into $1 coin. It's cute That's love That's sweet

Stingy but sweet Yeah Why not two dollars each Coin girl What's the age in history You're still not over Okay So this happened 19 years ago

So this is a long Standing thing Yeah So in my high school I was in quite a competitive Year group academically And I performed pretty well I got four awards

One of which was a cup For excellence in multiple subjects Okay. And at my school, they had a top 10 of academics. And we started off, they started naming them, and I was like, oh yeah. And they got to eight, and they read out the name of someone who got one award when I got four. Yeah. And I did not feature.

Oh, no, I'm fuming for you. You're like, one of the subjects I was good at was math, and this shit don't add up. No, and so I actually did ask the dean. I said, hang on. Of course you did. Yeah. How does this work? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I asked the dean, and her response was, and I quote, some subjects are harder than others. Wait. So, Shan, these rowing boys have brought it up after 38 years. They're taking it back. They want the result overturned their high school result. What's the likelihood that you go back to your school

and get this overturned 18 years later? Yeah, well, my high school is actually now shut. There's obviously good reason for that. Yeah. But as a teacher, a secondary school teacher, no less. I can say there is no subject hard on the mother. They all have their own challenges. We agree, we agree, Queen Girl.

And I stand by that as someone who was great at PE and not very good at much else. I stand by that. We asked, what's the ancient history you're still not over? Someone said, I was in year nine and a girl slapped me and ran away. Avoided me every opportunity she could. I still want to slap her and I'm 30 tomorrow. Wait, wait, I have so many questions. Why did she slap you?

Like, why? Did you know her? Did you know why she slapped you? And why didn't you get an opportunity to like find out? And slap back. Yeah. And if we organised it now, you two in the same room together, would you slap her? Would you follow through?

I'm assuming from her text that yes, she would. My nana has never forgiven my brother three years old at the time for opening the door when she visited and saying, go away and then closing the door in her face. He's now in his 40s. Amazing. Someone said golf club champs final over 36 holes. I walked the whole way and my opponent played in a cart. I lost but found out after the prize giving that he was allowed to use a golf card.

In my mind, I won that day. That was 12 years ago, that one by the way. Yeah. 12 years and they're still not over it. They still remember it like it was yesterday. Bree and Cleans, small town, big deal. Big deal. We call a small town that we're from and see if they have any idea who we are.

This week we're calling Bree's hometown of Stanthorpe. Yes. You've been doing an alright in Stanthorpe recently. I've been having a few wins. I had no wins at all at the start of this game. And then in the last, how many weeks I've had a couple. Three in a row. Yeah.

They knew you at the pharmacy, where you got your cream from. That's right. They knew you at the gift store that your mum shops at. Yeah. What was the other one? The bakery. Yes, of course, where I went to high school with the owner. Cream donut girl, they called you when we called up.

Today we're going to call a cafe. You know, straight at the middle, we're going to call a cafe in the main street of Stanthorpe. It's called Brinks Cafe. I know it very well. But do they know you very well? That's the challenge. Right. If they do, you'll be four from four.

What a run. Unheard of. Brilliant Cafe. How may I help you? Hi there. Who am I speaking with? This is Nicole. Hi Nicole. My name is Clint.

I've just got a quick question for you. Are you familiar with a local girl called Brianna Tomicel? I know who this is. Who do you think this is? Nicole? This is Clint. Well, I said that at the start, but yes. And but you're not talking to Nicole.

This is Christy because it was an anonymous call, so I just pretended all someone else. You've got a fake name, Christy. And I know who this is. You cheeky bugger. And I know who Brianna is as well. Well, then she gets a point then, Christy. This is small town big deal where we call our hometowns to see if that person is famous there. Are you telling me Brianna is famous enough at Brinks Cafe?

Oh, totally. She's very famous indeed. We're even heading out to Thomas Helds for the origin on Wednesday night. Aren't we lucky? Well, you're going around to Mama Di's house? We do, yeah. She yells out, bring back the bull for my ear. It's hilarious.

How small is this bloody town? My God. Oh, well, I went to school with Amber, Brianna's older sister. Gnay, Christy. How are you, mate? Oh, pretty good, well. I hear all. I'm doing a prank on the prank up.

You bloody legend, mate. Cheers. You got me a point. Yeah, yeah, so you get one point. What are you taking to the Thomas Al's on Wednesday for origin, Christy? Well, John T's request, we have to take a chocolate sponge roll. They're his favourite. Lovely, lovely.

Maybe a grazing platter or two. Yeah. And what are you taking to drink or has Di provided all the booze, does she? I love the good gin, so we might take a gin. God, my mum on the gins, look out. She has been handsy. She normally wears it for me, and it's about like three shots worth. Oh, my God.

I'm drunk after a glass. Hey, you're a hoat. Up the Maroons. Thanks for that. Christy. We appreciate it. Oh, that's okay. Anytime.

Thanks, Christy. We'll see you soon. Yeah, see you, bye. See you, babe, boy. Bye. Not only did she know you. She knew me. She listened to our show, our podcast.

Another went on the board for me. Stitch up. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast. Deal or Reveals back at 8 a.m. tomorrow with Fletchbourne and Haley. The Olivia Dean tickets are still on the wall. There are... 20... 17 unopened cases.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. God, that was so much harder. I was like, what's 20 minus three? That was way too hard. It's not our strength. Maths.

It's not what we're here for. You've got chat GPT for that. You know what else isn't my strength? Hiding my competitive spirit. No. And I've gotten better over the years. You would agree. I would actually.

I've gotten way better. Yep. But the fire came out on the weekend and it was in a very public setting. I was a part of the comedy show in the international show. in the International Comedy Fest on the weekend, hosted by Reese Matheson, who hosted the roast, very funny comedian. He's awesome.

Who is a die-hard Survivor fan. And he hosts this show called Subblyber. I think that's how he say it. Subliblea. Subliblea. Subliblea. And essentially it's like a parody on Survivor. And there's multiple comedians on stage.

It's an incredible production. him and this other amazing woman, Nikki, put it together, and they come up with all the challenges and it all takes place on the stage and there's multiple comedians essentially playing a game of Survivor. Live in front of an audience. Live in front of an audience across a three-hour period. And I got asked to be a part of it and I thought,

here's my chance. I've hosted Celebrity Treasure Island for seven seasons. I've had to watch people have fun and compete. Pete and I've never had the chance. I said, here it is. This is my moment. So I said yes. Anyway, I was like, oh, it's a bit of fun. It's comedy.

You know, don't take it too seriously. I'll tell you what, that did not happen. Yeah. That did not happen. Once the challenge, from the very first challenge, I couldn't help myself. I was knocking people over, crawling around on my hands and knees, fighting for these keys to unlock these things.

I was like a woman, There was at one point a challenge that had a puzzle, and I was just like, out of the way! Like I was just like, I couldn't control myself. I was like, this is why I can never, ever compete in a TV show. No, I know. Because my true colours will just come out. Same thing happened to us last year when we did that celebrity football match for multiple sclerosis. Look, I didn't want to say it, but you were so weird that day.

Yeah. It's a fundraiser. It's a fundraiser for MS. And it's like comedians. It's a bit of fun. And like TV and radio presenters against other comedians and presenters. And the team Bre and I were on were up.

I think we were up 4-0. And then in the last 15 minutes, the ref was like, started giving some penalties to the other team. He's like, oh, they can have a free kick. And I remember going, this is bullshit. This is bullshit, ref.

All I. remember is like just seeing you run from one side of the field to the other you never touched the ball like you didn't have the skills to like actually touch the ball but you were just running like a man possessed from one side of the other you were the sweatiest human alive no one else was that sweaty I wanted that you were wearing a mouth guard no one else was it was it was weird I was like I didn't recognized you. I was like, who is this person? I was there to win for charity. Did you see we've just been invited back? I don't know how you got an invite back. September. We're going back in. I know. It's happening again. We need to start training now.

Oh, see, this is bad. You and I, like, we just are too competitive. We want to know this afternoon, when did your over-competitive side come out? When did you basically throw down in a situation where it was not called for. I'm thinking like family events where maybe there was a board game involved. Egg and spoon race. Maybe egg and spoon. Maybe it was a bit of backyard cricket. Did you drag grandma over the line in a three-legged race on Christmas Day?

Do you and Uncle Alan still have a beef over something that happened at family Christmas where you say, nah, I beat you in that game of cup? How dare you? How dare you say that? It's not just a game. Maybe it is to you. You're a loser. I played a win. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. I performed in a comedy show at the International Comedy Fest on Saturday called Sybil Blyber. And essentially it's where a bunch of comedians, we play a live game of Survivor,

hosted by Reese Matthewson, who is very funny, organizes it all. And I got way too competitive. Yeah, was it still funny? Like, there's nothing funny about seeing someone take something way too serious. My partner was there. And my friend Megan. Yeah. And afterwards, they literally said to me, they went,

you got way too intensive. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not in a bit, like, I didn't like have a tantrum or anything. But I just was playing to win. I know the feeling, though. You know? I wanted to win.

I know, once it comes over you. I host the bloody show where I have to watch everyone else having a turn and finally it was my turn. Oh, you should have seen this one part. Yeah. It was balloons and we each got to throw a dart and you had to pop everyone else's balloons. Yeah.

I bloody crushed. Now, you know what Maddie Maclean felt like when he was crying about, um, was it Barbara Kindle? I don't have to prove myself to Barbara Kendall. And you don't. Annalise is here. Hi, Annalise. Hi, Annalise.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. When did your competitive spirit get the better of you, Annalise? We have a family holiday home in Lake Chippo, and the whole family would meet up their grandparents, these uncles, nieces, nephews, etc. Yeah. And we played this card game called Spoon.

Okay. And so the dealer deals each person five cards and then sits the deck in front of them. And however many people there are, on the table, you have spoons in front of theirs, but one less. Okay. So there's someone who's going to miss out. You have to grab the spoons once people get a certain, like, cards, right?

Yeah, so it picks up a card, then passes it on. Picks up a card, passes it on, keeps it if he wants it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. And you have to slowly take a spoon and try and make the others not notice it. Yeah. And nobody notices, or you just go in and grab it and everyone goes in, and that's what happened to stay. There was about eight of us, and the whole dining table just cracked in the middle,

and we all ended up in a pile on the floor. You broke the dining table. You broke the dining table, Annalise. The whole dating table just snapped at home. Oh my God. That's an intense game of spoons. This was probably about 20 years ago, and I hadn't thought about that moment until just now,

and I'm going to go home and play spoons. Yeah, do it. Well, careful. Play on the floor, though, I think, and, Elise. Play on a solid surface. Alicia's here. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia.

Hello. Over-competitiveness got the better review. Did it? Always, literally always. I'm known as that person and my friend who, that I'm like a real stickler for the rules, too. You're the moniker? Yes, I'm Monica.

And people don't listen to the rules. I'm like, excuse me, I'm speaking. What's the game that has brought out the worst in you, Alicia? So I am the person that has thrown the Monopoly board. Oh, yeah. Hey, Alicia. While everyone's still playing, you threw the board. Yeah, because my partner would have switched.

He wouldn't trade with me. He would have trade property. And then just to be a douche bag, and he was bloody trading them with everyone else. Oh, nah. You're ruining the game. You're ruining the game. Did to me.

Wait, wait, wait. The person who threw the monopoly board accused someone else of ruining the game. Yeah, yes, because he ruined the game. Yeah, but Alicia didn't ruin it first. He ruined it first. He ruined the game. He ruined the game.

I started it. Alicia, I'm on your side. I then drove, I left the house. I literally stormed out. We're in our friends' place. I stormed out. We lived together. Stormed out of the house.

Yeah. Left him there. drove all the way home. And so my friends... How far's home? Like Albany to Glenfield? That's a long way. 15 minutes or so.

Any regrets? Any regrets? Zero regrets. Zero regrets. Yeah. And that's why Alicia and her marriage of 15 years broke up. Someone said, I teach five-year-olds

and I definitely cheat whenever I play them in anything. Hell yeah. How are they going to know? You know, someone else ticks through. This one's so good. It said, not me, but happened just this past weekend. My son went to a fifth birthday party at an indoor sports place. While the kids were having lunch,

one of the dads started up a 2V2 football game. Only met one of the dads before. Two of the dads were treating it like the bloody FIFA World Cup. The kids came back and joined in. Two kids got bowled over and one got a bloody nose. The mum's quickly put an end to that game. Imagine the dads. And they're probably in their dad jeans.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're all... Trying to re-catcher their glory days. My nana threw her Uno cards down on the table and stormed off from her three grandkids all under the age of 11 because she was losing. and she was sure that the grandkids were cheating. Rules were pulled out and everything.

She also flipped the monopoly table while playing with her own three kids. Now she complains that no one will play with her. She should play with Alicia. Nana. Can you imagine that game? It'd be like extreme monopoly. Anna. I love that.

I want to play with that, Nana. As a teacher, we organised an indoor netball team through school with the staff. In our first game, I was getting way too heated with another player on the opposite team. My principal had to tell me to sit out the next quarter. It's so embarrassing. You're not my principal at Indoor Netball. I'm not a child.

Can you imagine being told you have to take a break? By the principal and you're an adult. I think it's best for everyone. Cool, blimey. If you go and take a break, Sandra. Thanks, guys. It happens to the best of us. Bree and I are listening to your stories,

we're laughing at your stories, but we are also. We're right there with you. We are those people too. It's natural human behaviour. It is. Do we have anger issues? No.

No, I just want to win. And what's wrong with wanting to win? Be a winner. Maybe you're happy with a participation medal? But we're not. But we're not. So good enough for us. We want to win.

Never won anything, but still want to win. Play Z-N's Brie and Clint. All I want to my birthday. Birthday thinger. Just one more text because we were talking about. times your competitiveness got the better of you. And I just wanted to read out this one late-comber text. It says, my brother and my grandmother were playing rummy.

He would have been about eight years old, and she would have been about grandmother age. He was winning, and she got angry and threw the cards into the fireplace. She hasn't played cards with me or my brother since. Wow. The kids ate? It would have been a tough night on the gyms for Nan. Oh, yeah.

Trying to reconcile that one. 100%. Let's do a birthday banger. We'll start with Nick, your number one song on your 16th birthday. Gidey, Nick. Hi, Nick. Good, how's we're going? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Yeah, I'm not too bad. Not too bad. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Well, hey, you're done now? I'm done. I'm just on the exercise.

Getting some exercise in. Good on you, Nick. What's fatigue? What's? Leftover Indian, actually, from last night. Okay. A bit of butter chicken, chicken masala. Yeah, nice, Nick.

Nice, nice to hear it. Hey, what is your day to birth? 29772. All right, Nick, that means you were 16 in 1988. And on that day, on your 16th birthday, Nick, this had a number one hit. Oh, Kylie's X. Yeah, an excess. In excess.

God, Nick, you got to be happy. It's not very happy ending, was it? We don't talk about that, Nick. We do not talk about that. I know. If you know, you know. Do you like your birthday banger? I do, actually.

Yeah, it's a good one. It's a ripper. Yeah. Vinyl back in the day. Nice. One of the best bands ever to come from Australia. Keep you pumping on the exit cycle for a bit too. Finn's here to do mum's birthday banger.

Hi, Finn. Hi, Finn. Hi. How old are you, Finn? Eleven. Okay, great. You're 11. Let's figure out how old mum is.

What's her birthday? 1590. All right. That means. Um, mum was 16 in 2006. And on her 16th birthday, this was number one. What do you reckon, Finn, well mum like that one? Yeah.

Yeah. Like that. Quite good, I agree. I like it too. Okay, wait there. We do one more birthday banger for Haley. Hi, Haley. Hi, Haley.

Hi, yeah. What have you been up to today, Haley? I'm just driving home, you know. Yeah, I feel you. What's fatigue for you, Haley? I don't know yet I thought the hobby's good Why do you sound like you're up to something

Haley? Yeah, you sound a bit mischievous You sound like you're up to something Are you always a bit like that Haley? Oh, of course Ready, I'm going to try and talk like Haley, really? Yeah Hey Haley

What is your birthday? Yeah, she is. What's your birthday? What's your birthday? Yeah, what's your birthday? What's your birthday? birthday, Hayley. 30th of June, 1995.

All right, that means you were 16, 2011. Yeah, it is your birthday, babe. You hold it against me. I like it, Haley. It's Britney Spears, would you hold it against me? Haley, would you hold it again? I can't even do it. No, not into it.

No, don't do it. Oh, okay. Well, Clint or the song? Clint. Yeah, fair enough. How naughty. I'm voting for Haley's song. Me too. Go on, Haley.

Haley, you've won birthday banger. Let's go. You're saucy minks. Hey, Haley, you behave, all right. Easy on, easy on. You can't down. Welcome along to our newish game called The Password, where we go head to head with teammates, Clint,

where we're trying to give out clues so they can guess the password. One word clues only. Jen, you're going to be on Bree's team. Hi, Jen. Kiyo-da. Hello. Bree's going to help you guess that password. And Brendan, I'm going to work with you to guess the password.

Kiyah. Gita. Kiyo-da. 50 buckers on the line. Claudia holds the password. Hi, Claudia. Hi, I will say. So last Friday we tried out a harder word

and I thought it was way more fun because it went for a bit longer. Yeah, I agree. Behind the scenes, normally I give you some band words that I don't want you to say to make it harder. This time, I don't. I don't have any bandwords because I think it's already quite hard. What in the hell of you picked?

Would you like to see your past words? Let's go. Here it comes. Oh. Okay. Good luck. I'll say that much. Okay, let's get into it.

This might take a while. Now, I've got this. I've got it. Rock paper scissors, who's going first? Rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. Rock paper scissors shoot.

Rock paper scissors shoot. Rock paper scissors shoot. Rock paper scissors shoot. Rock paper scissors, shoot. Oh, far out. Holy hell. That was a sixer. All right, Jen, you and Brea are going first.

Good luck. Here we go, Jen. Your one word clue to guess the password is space. Bar. Star? No. Bar. What did you say?

Bar. B-A-R. B-A-R. Space bar. Yeah, no. Incorrect, Jen. but good guess. Brendan, keep Bree's clue in mind

and I'll give you this clue. Okay. Pull. Pull, P-U-L-L. Oh, pull. Okay. Um, I was going to go with rockets in space,

but Paul. Pull. It's showing me there. Paul. Chloe's giving me the three, two, one, three. Yeah, we're going to need an answer, Brendan. Three, two. Toba.

Tobar, no. All right, Jen. You and me. Look a mo, blue. Look a moom. Okay. Got it. Got it.

Got it. So think about the other clue I gave you. Think about that clue. Yep. And then your next clue is wicked. I got my daughter to help me and she said which. Hey. Good guess.

Not a bad guess. Brendan, I want you to forget all of the other clues, except for that last one that Brie, I feel like this is this allowed? Okay, just remember that last one that she said, which was, Brendan, that last clue was? Wicked, wicked. Now keep that in mind, your clue this time, defying.

Wicked, defying. Oh, has he got the knowledge? I'm going to say, oh, that's terrible. I've got no knowledge. Okay, I'm going to count you in, Brendan. Yeah, go three, two, one. Yeah, three, two, one. Yeah.

All right. Jen? Yeah. And your daughter? Yeah. Have you heard everything that's been said? Mm-hmm. Okay.

The text machine's got it, by the way. People are screaming it. Mm-hmm. Okay. Harder when you're in it. Jen, your clue is Bullock. Bullock. Bullock.

Bullock. B-U-L-L-L-O-C. K. Bullock. Michaela, my daughter, Ricketts wants to say gravity. Well done, Jen. And Michaela, you've successfully guessed the password, which is gravity. Well done, guys. What a team you were.

Brendan, I feel like you're a bit of drift. I want to explain it to you. Defying and Wicked, the main song from the movie Wicked is Defying Gravity. That's what I'm trying to get at there. I was totally missed it. Yeah. Sorry, but then. And that's why I said,

and that's why I said, I was like, I don't think Brendan's got that background knowledge. Yeah, tough one. Well, well done, Jen and Michaela. Wow, thank you. You're not got it about Michaela, so. Oh, you're a great team.

50 bucks, we'll get it out to you. Nice work. Awesome, thanks guys. That was a good one. That was fun. Well done, Claudia. Very good. Someone said, I am sitting in my cast screaming,

Gravity. So was Elphabar. Story out today that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, the wedding invites have gone out. Oh yeah? And someone has... Did they do an E invite? Or did they do a classy paper invite?

I think it was a paper invite. Yeah, they would do a classy paper invite. I don't know how many invites went out, but apparently, according to the Daily Mail, someone who has received an invite has spoken anonymously about something that's on the invite that people aren't happy with. Oh, they'll be getting uninvited. Well, if they find out they spoke.

You do not give the details of your exclusive Taylor Swift wedding invite to the Daily Mail. This person, can I just, before we talk about the details of this, whoever has spoken, they sound so bloody entitled and whingey. But that's just my view. I'd love to hear your guy's view on it. They also are at risk of being the theme of the next Taylor Swift album. That's true. So according to this person who has received an invite,

there was one thing that they were not happy about. And that was the fact that most of the people, the celebrities, because it's going to be a star-studded wedding, that have been invited, aren't given the option of bringing a plus one along with them. Okay. And they're not happy. Right.

Unless, of course, you are dating someone who is also friends with Travis and Taylor, then obviously you're both invited. Like they do go into detail saying Selena Gomez will bring Benny Blanco. Because they're both invited. Because they're both invited. Yeah. But this person, whoever it is, said that they're, not even sure they're going to go to the wedding now.

For real? They have said that in this article. You would boycott the wedding of the century because your boyfriend's not invited. Yeah. It says it's the wedding of the year, yes. But I may sit this one out because I am shy. And if I need to go by myself, then that might be all too much. Pathetic.

Sorry, pathetic. Also another thing, another thing that I'm not. found interesting because the invitations have gone out, something that wasn't on the invitation, the address of where the wedding will be. Oh, is that a find out on the day thing? I think so. Like a secret rave. Yeah, yeah.

They would have to keep so much of this secret. Exactly. So they're just trying to keep everything that they can underwraps. It's risky for them to even put the date on the invite. Yeah. You know? Because people will be on the hunt. They should have just given a week into hemisphere and said, just keep this free.

Yeah. The PJ will pick you up. to keep this frame. This is a roundabouts when it is. What are your guys' thoughts on plus ones to weddings? So it is traditional that you get a plus one to a wedding because you should traditionally bring a date to a wedding. That's how it has traditionally worked.

But things have changed more recently because weddings are so expensive. Yeah. And guest lists are so tight. And often a venue will only allow you X amount of guests. That is not a constraint that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey have. They don't have a budget constraint and they don't have a venue constraint. Well, it does say in this that there could be a venue constraint because they don't know the actual venue. They might have invited 500 people and the venue can only fit 500.

But if you're, okay, yeah. And maybe that's the venue that they want it. But if your venue cap is 500, then you can afford plus ones. Can you not? Or do they have 500 close personal friends they want to attend? I would assume that they might. Really? Yeah.

At their wedding? Maybe. Who knows? I don't personally have a problem with it. With plus ones? With plus ones. Also... Did you have plus ones at your wedding?

Largely. So most people got a plus one? Most people got a plus one to our wedding. But I'm not talking about people that you were friends with both people in the couple. I'm talking about that's different. That's not a plus one. That's inviting people you're both friends with. Then, yeah, there were people that we just invited one as a single.

Okay. But they were all coming in a group. So if they were part of the group, there was no one that we didn't give a plus one to. That didn't have anyone else. That was outside of a group. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I get it. I think screw the plus ones. I don't want to pay like a hundred and whatever dollars to pay for some rando's meal that I probably will never see again. And they'll be in the background of photos at my wedding on my special day. I was like, whatever. Here's the thing person who's spoken up, though. You need to understand.

understand that these things are person specific. And if they haven't given you a plus one. And you don't deserve a plus one. It's because you either don't, you don't, you don't qualify for a plus one. Yeah. Or they don't like your boyfriend. That's the other part of it. Oh, see, that's where it gets a little bit messy.

You're making it really awkward now. That's a little bit messy that part. Ella didn't let me bring my partner, Sophia, to her wedding. Oh, all right. I'm just saying. No, no, yeah, not many plus ones were invited. Who got a plus one? couples that we were both friends with.

Okay. I thought I was friends with Ryan, but that's okay. What, you are? Yeah, I thought I was. But you guys don't like Sophia. We, uh, it's... I thought, Sophia said that she likes both of you, so... I like Sophia.

A bit late now. But not Ryan, though, he hates it. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, on Instagram. Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.