ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th November 2022

Episode Date: November 25, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast. We've been short of producers for a couple of weeks now. So the international birthday banger has been on hold. Because we've been short staffed, man. We've been up against it. We have been up against it. It's not your bad that you got COVID-19.

The virus does not discriminate, Claudia. No. Don't you ever feel guilty about getting it the first time? I don't actually feel guilty. The second time, what are you up to? You've got to stop. Yeah, that was weird. You've got to stop opening doors with your tongue. Stop living your life. Do not do that. Not in the midst of a global panini. You could not

pay me enough. My bad. But everybody's back, which means our international birthday banger is on hold for just one more week. Just one more week. We'll be back. Just one more week.

We've got to do 10 next Friday. Yeah. Oh, that was a bad burp. Oh, what just happened in there? It wasn't even noisy, which means it was pure gas. I'm getting as far away from you as I can. I'm so hung dog millionaire. It's not good.

What is your, so when I'm hungover, I like to go to bed at 8.30 or 9 at the latest. Yeah. I just get through the day. I write the day off. What's your hungover meal? Your dinner? Because you didn't even have a hungover feast at the pub. Yeah, I know.

Because I had a feast before I came. Of? Cheeseburger, nuggets, chips. Oh, you literally went through the drive-thru on the way to our work lunch. No, I Uber Eats to my house. Okay. So what's your hangover dinner? Because we talked about this on the show two weeks ago.

You should be having coconut water, lime juice and pear juice. Lime, not lemon juice. Lime, not lemon. She's finally spoken about that. Is pizza in that list? You should be having a small platter of cheese, cucumber and tomato for dinner. Oh, that sounds like it sucks.

Give me deep fried stuff. I'm talking about what the Mumbai Institute of Hung Dog Millionaires Give me deep fried stuff. It's a bread. No, but I'm talking about what the pizza. The science is wrong. Mumbai Institute of Hung Dog Millionaires. Give me a sloppy sandwich. I could smash a fucking salami stick right now. Salt. I found a bakery at my house that does.

At your house? By my house. What? A bakery by my house. A bakery in your house? That does their. Do you cook in your house, Clint? French sticks

Just get your roof fixed Otherwise it will rain on your pastry Do you know what we bread? I'm pretty sure it's their baguettes From the day before Which are not fresh fresh fresh anymore They fill them with garlic butter Cover them in tinfoil

Smart Put it on the counter And they're $2 a garlic bread stick $2 Can you get me some? Yeah I can give you some coins No honestly that's so smart. And $2 a garlic breadstick. $2. Can you get me some? Yeah. I can give you some coins. No, honestly, that's on me.

$2. I will spot you $2. Okay, thank you. Well, he's got the bakery in his house, so he can afford it. Yeah, he doesn't have any trees, of course. He's paying, you know, just market price. You want a Sally Lunn? I'm your boy.

Oh, a Sally Lunn. I want a croque de monsieur. A croque. What is it? A croque monster. A croc de monstre A croc A croc monstre A croc de monstre A croc de monstre I've got a burp coming Do I do it?

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That was bad. And people thought it was me. Oh, that was solid. Have a great weekend, everybody. Sorry, I hate it here. We'll catch you back on the Brie and Clint show next week. Enjoy the podcast. Love you, bye.

Well, howdy, pilgrim. Sorry, guys. What a way to start the weekend. ZM's Brie and Clint. Chick one, two, check one two, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint Are we amongst royalty? Are we in the presence of a champion right now? Where? The hungover Australian chick in the corner Oh mate, I am dusty, but it's good to be here.

You, New Zealand, might not realise this, but you are listening to the New Zealand television personality of the year. I'm just as shocked as you guys. Not a single radio award

to her name. Or mine. But TV, the world is at your feet, Brie Thomas. We got one. Yeah, congratulations. Was it a big night? Mate, it was too big. Celebrated a little bit too hard.

Did you do a tequila shot out of Hilary Berry's belly button? I tried. The line was too long, eh? Yeah, it was too long. The line was so long and I was like, oh. Simon Dallow was double dipping. He was like, I've got to have another one. And I was like, get out of here, Simon. It's my turn.

John Campbell's like, I've known her for longer. I get to do another one first. I was like, I bought my ticket. When's my turn? Jeremy Wells is charging people. He's like, you want to do a shot out of Hilary's belly button? That's $50. He was letting people in past the rope. He's like, all right, do a shot out of Hillary's belly button? That's $50. He was letting people in past the rope.

He's like, all right, come on in. You're next. No, it was an incredible night. And I still can't believe I won. Yeah. Congratulations. That's so cool. It was so cool.

And to be honest, I was just happy to be there. Yeah. There was free food, free drinks. Yeah. That's what you get into the business for. Oh, mate, that's why you do it. And, nah, it was very, very, I was overwhelmed. It was amazing.

We're going to play some of Bree's speech from the New Zealand Television Awards later in the show. Had she had a couple of drinks? You can decide when you hear the audio. But I'm not going to say, I'm not going to deny or confirm. It was one of the last awards of a very long awards ceremony, I've heard. So you do the math.

Okay. We're going to play Black Friday Jinx as well after Birthday Banger this afternoon. Your chance to score some amazing prizes from the warehouse.

And of course, because it's Friday, that means that Friday Oki is back. And this week, we're singing Robbie Williams. If you're on Cloud Nine after your award,

this will bring you right back down to earth. Yeah, it'll take... This will humble you. It'll get rid of all that confidence that I got last night. Lots of good stuff coming up on the show. We're going to start with Tradiverse Lady, where we've got $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. That's right.

If you want to play, call now 0800 DIAL ZM and we'll have the last game of the week. Remember Akon? It was so good. Was it two weeks ago? It was two weeks ago now, eh? Two weeks ago. Take me back.

Take me back. Come back, Akon. Take me back. Feeling very Christmassy in here all of a sudden, isn't it? Isn't it? It's a tree and a reindeer and a North Pole. And it's kind of, that's premature erection of the Christmas tree. It is.

Christmas has come early. Did you have to say it like that? I did, for effect. Yeah. But, you know, that's almost a week early. December 1st, that's meant to go up. There's no star on top of the tree. There's no angel.

There's no angel, yeah. There's no star, yeah. But do you do that later? You're going to get a bad luck Christmas tree. Maybe you do that before, like on Christmas Eve. You put that on the first or something. Yeah. Either way, it is.

It looks fantastic in here. I mean, it does look fantastic, but it's premature is all I'm saying. Is that bad luck? I don't know. Am I putting mine up this weekend? Absolutely. So who really cares? Three in Clance.

Tradies versus ladies. All right, come on, the tradies and the ladies. Last game of the week. The tradies sitting on 106 wins for the year. The ladies on 86. The commanding lead from the tradies. Let's go to our lady. She's calling in from Palmerston North,

the Palmerston North Pole, if you like. She's 29 years old, and she bought a first house at 24. Welcome to the show, Shawnee. Shawnee. Hey, guys. Hi. Teach me how. How did you do it?

Middle of nowhere and my mum paid for the deposit. Yeah, there you go. That's the key. Good advice, Shawnee. I love the advice where it's like, all you've got to do is cut back on your subscriptions, not have so many takeaway coffees, knuckle down for three years and get your parents to pay.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that sums it up, eh? Good on you, mate. Not judging. Good on you for getting in there. You're taking on our tradie. He's from Oxford. You thought Palmerston North was small.

He's from Oxford. He's 30 years old and his moustache goes into his mouth. Welcome to the show, John. John. Hey, guys. Is your moustache kind of a protector for your lips? I, nah, it's just I look weird without it. I've got a beard.

It's a, if it curves into your lip, that's a real soup strainer. Yeah, it's like when you take a bite of a burger and you're pulling down the top of your lip. That's a real soup strainer. Yeah, it's like when you take a bite of a burger and you're pulling down the top of your lip. Do you get like that when you have a pint? Are you left with beer foam in the moustache? If I drank, I probably would. Yeah. Yeah.

Hot. That's nice. Okay. John, your buzzer is tradie. Shawnee, yours is lady. First three correct answers. Walks away with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. buzzer is tradie. Shawnee, yours is lady. First three correct answers. Walks away with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. If you wanted to join the cause and fundraise for men's health this month, what would you be doing? John. John. John. No, tradie is your buzzer, but we'll give you one grace pair.

That's okay. We'll give you one. Yeah. We'll give you one. What's the answer? Your laugh sounds like Santa Claus. What is it, Movember? Growing a moustache. What are the chances that was the first question? I know.

We wrote these questions before we got contestants. Yeah, crazy. Oh, yeah. No, for real. It just happened to be the way. Question number two, one to the tradies. What is the heaviest organ in the human body? Tradie. Yes, John. Is it the lungs? I mean, that's a great guess,

but no, Shawnee, you want to have a guess? The heart. I was looking for liver. Is it liver? Yeah, especially my liver after how much I drank last night. Freeze is swollen. It's about twice the size. All right, no points there for anyone. Question number three.

How many keys are there on a grand piano? Is it 77, 88 or 99? Lady. Yes, 77, 88 or 99? Trady. Lady. Yes, John. 88. Oh, he's on the money. Two to the tradies.

You need this one here, Shawnee. Question number four. What movie is linked to this famous quote? I see dead people. Trady. John for the win. The Sixth Sense. John for the win. The sixth sense. He's got it. Wait, John. John, level with me.

Are you sure your name isn't Nick? Oh, no. One of my favourite players of the week, John. Congratulations. There's $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC and the illustrious Tradiverse Lady title, a championship. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. John, good luck with the big run coming up on December 25th, all right?

Yeah, big day. Yeah, big day. Bree and Clint. Just a little behind the scenes for you. I'm wearing Cam Mansell's entire leather suit. Yeah. Do I look good? And you've also got his clothes on.

I tried on it. Cam Vansel's got this leather blazer. And I was like, got to try that on. Next minute, he walks into the studio with his pants off, waving them. He's like, you've got to have the pants too. You've got to put the whole outfit. If you're going to go the jacket,

you've got to go the whole outfit. It's got to be the whole shindig. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good time, I reckon. Do I look like Harry Styles or do I look like an extra on Outrageous Fortune? I think maybe the latter. Maybe the latter.

I can't tell if you're pulling it off or not, but it's on the cusp. That's always what you want. Yeah. But you want somebody to go, I can't tell. I can't tell. Hey, we're talking about when you do the big things to mark the occasion. Yeah. You know, you could do the skydives.

Maybe you do a big trip around Monaco. Maybe you go and see the Eiffel Tower for your 30th birthday. Maybe you get your wife's name tattooed on your lower back for your anniversary. In that outfit, I think that's going to be you. We want to know, what did you do to mark the occasion? Let's talk to Debbie. Kia ora, Debbie. G'day, Debbie.

Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you, Debbie. What did you do to mark the occasion? It was our 10th wedding anniversary, and my husband told me he'd take me for lunch, but I didn't know where. And a helicopter landed in our back paddock,

and he flew me to Hooker Lodge for lunch. Whoa, what a baller. That is amazing. Yeah, well, his friends weren't very impressed with him because all the wives were expecting a lot more at the meeting yesterday. He set the bar really high. He set the bar too high. Did you have any idea that a helicopter was coming

and are you okay with flying in helicopters? My wife would kill me if I organised a helicopter ride. I was quite nervous because I actually don't like flights and heights. I don't like flying. And it was my first time in a helicopter. And obviously, it's a very small helicopter. And it was quite foggy as well. And the visibility wasn't great.

So I was a little bit nervous. But by the time we had lunch, I had a couple of wines. I was great. And on the way home, he took us for a scenic flight over Mount Tatawera. And then we stopped at Okaruri Pub on the way home for another drink as well. Oh, my gosh. That is like the greatest anniversary of all time. Wait, Debbie, your husband isn't Mike Hosking, is it?

No, he takes a helicopter to and fro, doesn't he? Let's go to Kim and find out what she did to mark the occasion. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, Kim, what did you do?

Well, it was my 50th birthday, so my daughter took me into going on a holiday to Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Whoa. It was amazing. Did you send it? Sorry? Did you send it, Kim? Yeah.

Oh, yes. Yes. And actually, coincidentally, her and her husband decided to come too. I was going to say, did you go with your daughter? How fun is that? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, eh, Kim? Pretty much. Except for that lower back tattoo.

That came home with you, Kim. Oh, maybe. The guy you were hooking up with at the departure gate, you're like, sorry, man, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. You've got to stay here. Yeah, it was amazing. Like it was five years ago and I still look at the albums and go, yeah, that was the guy.

Good timing too. Good on you, Kim. You didn't know COVID was coming down the line, so that's bloody good timing. Finally, Fran, what did you do to mark the occasion? I planned a triple-weighted taupo with my husband, and the entire time up there he was saying, we're not going skydiving, are we?

We're not skydiving. And I said, no, no, no, that's not happening, until the limo pulled up that had taupo skydiving across the front of it, and I threw him out of an airplane for his 30th birthday. Oh, you evil woman. I would have killed you, friend. You evil woman. I would have said no.

Did you go up in the plane as well? I thought he was going to pull out. I did think he was going to pull out, but he went through with it. Did you go up in the plane too, or did you just send him up there? No, no, I waved and watched him leave. Oh, your evil friend. But I bet he felt good after he did it, did he? Fran's like, no, he died.

His ears were popping, apparently. He got really, really bad earache afterwards. Oh, poor baby. Oh, poor baby. I know. Thank you, Fran. We appreciate the call. Someone on the text machine said,

my great granddad went skydiving for his 90th birthday. Legend. There's a video somewhere on YouTube, they said. That's amazing. That's incredible. That's inspirational. my great grandad went skydiving for his 90th birthday. There's a video somewhere on YouTube, they said. That's amazing. That's incredible. That's inspirational. I want to talk about things that you found in your luggage that you didn't know were in your luggage. I have the opposite of this.

I go through security and I'm like, oh God, what if I do have a gun? What if I do have 86 batteries? What if I do have 86 batteries? Yeah. You packed the bag. You own the bag. You're like... Did I put fireworks in my bag? Maybe I do.

Maybe I do. Transport methamphetamine. You feel particularly like that in America where they're like, they're so on you. They make you take your shoes off and your jacket and your hat and your bra. Someone has gone through JFK Airport in New York and they've been pulled up for a very, very dodgy item in their luggage. They put the bag in. What was it?

Went through, got x-rays. It was a live cat. A live cat inside someone's suitcase? Yeah, it wasn't even theirs either. How? They got taken inside and they're like, Sir, have you tried to smuggle a live cat in your suitcase? He goes, no, I don't even have a cat.

And he wasn't lying. This person didn't have a cat. He wasn't lying. How did the cat get in the bag? The cat belonged to... He let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't he? The cat belonged to his flatmate. It's a fully sized, fully grown ginger cat.

And if you have cats and you ever tried to pack for a holiday before. They like getting in the bag, don't they? They get in. Yeah. So he must have, I reckon what he's done is he has packed his bag and then left it open at night. He's like, I'll zip it up tomorrow when I toss my toilet bag in there. Yeah.

And in the meantime, the cat has gotten in and burrowed in and found a lovely space between the socks and the undies and then he zipped the bag up. The cat was in there for a few hours. The cat had to Uber to the airport and then wait to check in for the flight and then wait in the queue to go through security and then go through before they found the cat. They're lucky they didn't open the bag and the cat just bolted.

Yeah. I can't believe that. I actually can't. How would you not hear a cat in your suitcase wheeling it through the airport? It's obviously a very chill cat. Surely you would hear something in there. You'd be like, there's something live in there.

Yeah. You know? Remember that time we went through Queenstown Airport and you got pulled up for those tiny hands in your luggage? I'd forgotten about that. That's right. We're trying to get on a flight back to Auckland And we're all through And we turn back and there's Bree being questioned

And you just see this lady lift out these tiny pair of novelty hands And I could lip read and all I could see was What are these? The look on this woman's face She was like They're not even contraband She was just like What the

What are these? She obviously saw them on the x-ray and was like They're not even contraband. She was just like what the, what are these? She obviously saw them on the x-ray and was like, looks like she's got two tiny hands in her bag. So weird. It was so awkward and I had to explain it to her. It was not great. We want to ask you this afternoon what was

in your luggage that you didn't realise were in there because you didn't remember the tiny hands were in there. This guy didn't even know that he had a live cat in his luggage. What did you find out after the x-ray machine that was in there? It might have belonged to you and you just completely forgot that it was in there. Or one of your friends might have slipped it in there and not told you.

I was standing behind a guy going through Auckland Airport security and this guy gets pulled up and the guy's like, is this your bag? And the guy's like, yeah. And he pulls out a full hunting knife. And the guy's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I forgot that massive knife was in my bag.

I believe him too. You can't forget that. Oh no, he forgot. If it lives in your bag permanently, if that's like your hunting bag and then you just decide to take it away. I do. I believe that it can happen. They were like, yeah like yeah we believe you but what is this massive thing of

white powder then it's my hunting stuff and he goes uh that's not mine the knife's mine that's meant to be up my bum yeah you know they've got the the different bins for like sharp plastic liquid they're like what bin does a cat go in? How do we even deal with this? Sharp. Do you reckon the guy missed his flight? He must have missed his flight, right? He would have had to take the cat home.

Had to take the cat home. Of course he did. So we want to know from you, what was in your luggage that you didn't realise was in your luggage? Afternoon, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Good afternoon. How are you?

Good, thank you, mate. Tell us the story. What happened? So they found a craft knife in my luggage. Oh, no. Yeah, I was in high school at the time, and it must have been in my bag still from art class, and I managed to fly.

A likely story, Hannah. Yeah. I managed to fly from Christchurch to Auckland, Singapore to Thailand, back to Auckland, and then they found it. That's not confident. They found it when you got back to Auckland? Yeah. Wow.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Not ideal, Hannah. Were they mad at you, or were they like, that's fine, you just have to leave it with us? They were sort of kind of seemed a wee bit more concerned with themselves because I did mention that I'd had it. They'd gone everywhere else.

They were like, look, you don't tell anybody about the fact that seven different airports missed it and we'll let you go. Oh, yeah, no. And then don't call any radio stations and tell them this story. Someone on the text machine said, my mate's dad came storming into the house after being away, slammed the bag on the floor and said, who used this last? My mate had used it the weekend before

and had his wacky backy inside of it. His dad then used it to travel, got pulled up by the drug dogs as there was still tiny bits scattered in the bag, not happy, long delay to in the bag, not happy. Long delay to say the least, but was let go. I always wonder what the leniency is with Border Patrol. If someone

goes, this is my teenager's bag, I'm really sorry. They're like, sure it is. You know, because it's a bit too obvious an excuse, but I reckon it would be true so many times. If it was little bits, I feel like they'd have to let him go. Shebel Corby's like, it's my

nephew's boogie board. I swear. Like, your nephew is having multiple, is having kilos of weed in his boogie board bag? You're like, yes. She's like kids these days. I don't know either. Gerry's here. Hi, Gerry. G'day, Gerry. Hi. What did you find in your bag that you didn't know was in your bag

when you went through security, Gerry? It wasn't my bag. It was my son's bag who was nine or ten at the time. He got pulled up for having fireworks. Oh, no. Oh, fireworks is a bad one, isn't it? Fireworks, a.k.a. explosives. Yep.

Yes. Oh, Gerry. Hamilton to where? Hamilton's Christchurch for New Year's. Yeah. So he thought it would be okay. Cute. Without telling his parents. He's planning a surprise.

He's planning a surprise for you guys for New Year's. Oh, yes. Oh, ruin the surprise. Someone on the text has texted through and said, coming home from a girl's trip from Bali, my friend asked to spread her luggage, some of her luggage into my suitcase. I got stopped in Auckland and held up for having three giant male appendage bottle openers. Apparently you have to declare wood coming back into the country.

Especially hardwood. Two types of wood. Matt here finally. Matt here, finally. Matt, what was in your luggage that you didn't realise was in your luggage? So I had like a small little wooden axe coming back from Samoa. Jeez. How did you forget that you had a small axe? In my defence, I didn't really forget.

I was just really young at the time. I think I was about 11 or 12. Was it a souvenir axe? Was it a special Samoa axe? I bought it over at Samoa, and you use it to open coconuts. Yeah. But it really just looks like a handheld little hatchet pretty much. Oh, my God.

Did you get it home, or did you have to forfeit your special axe? Well, actually, that's quite funny, because the first thing that they saw was that there was obviously an axe shape in my bag through the X-ray. And then when they pulled it out, they also said that you can't bring wooden from tropical islands, which the whole thing was made out of wood. You got done twice then, Matt.

Yeah, I got done twice, a little slap on the wrist, and they gave me my axe back and sent me on my way. Hey! We got the axe back. We got it back. Yeah. A win for the good guys, Matt. That's the one.

I'm already regretting this idea. I said no to doing it. I said, you can do it, I'm not doing it. I was like, oh, how did I end up here? Anyway, let's get into it. So the latest episode of the Kardashians is out. And there's one piece of the episode that has got everyone talking. Yeah.

And it's Kim and her daughter, her eldest daughter, North West. They're sitting and they're talking about the time North was conceived. Northy, I've known Olivier since before you were a baby, and he gave Daddy this blue dress that Daddy wanted for me. It was my birthday, the year before you were born. And I wore the dress, and I got pregnant, and you got in my belly the night I wore that dress. So, Olivier might have a little something to do

with the reason you're on this planet. Oh, Mum, you don't have to tell the exact origin story of where I came from. So right now, I'm going to ask my mum if she remembers the night I was conceived. Hello, Mum. Hi, Mum Adai. Hi, guys. How are you going? Mum, do you remember that night? Do you remember what you were doing? I mean, we know what you were doing.

I'm very nervous. Where were you, Mum? Where was I conceived? I'm not going to tell you that, Brianna, because that's absolutely terrible. Privileged information. Now, look, I've got to ask you a question. Was it an anniversary, special occasion?

I'm a parent as well. I have two children. Where does Bree sit in the order? She's not first, eh? No, she's second. She's second. I know where my first was conceived. I'm a bit cloudy on the second.

On the second. Yeah, is that what it comes down to? I remember the second very well. Oh, you do? Okay. Tell us, where was it? Can you just give us the location? Was it anywhere special?

All I can say is hallway. Hallway? Yeah, we didn't make it to the bed. Wow, that is raunchy. Wow, I'm impressed. Bree's mortified. I'm impressed. No, Clint, you're very lucky you rang me at the moment

because I'm sitting at a golf club having a glass of rosé and I never drink any other time. Pull that microphone down. Get her off the air. She's going to send a text to Big Steve after this, after one more rosé saying, vacuum the hallway, baby. Mum is coming home. All right, well, great, Mum.

I'll send you the bill for my therapy. Thanks so much. No, all I can say is the floorboards weren't good. Okay, all right. Where was Bree's brother conceived? The hood of a car? What is going on? This was your idea.

She's slossed. She's had two roses. This was your idea. Oh, we surely did. Oh, we did. Oh, jeez, Mum. You've really outdone yourself. Love you.

Thank you very much. Have a great afternoon. I love you guys. Bye, Mum. See you. Have a great day. I love everybody. I do apologise to New Zealand. Listen to her. Have a great afternoon. I love you guys. Bye, Mum. See you. Not the right day. I love everybody. I do apologise to New Zealand.

Listen to it. Brie Hallway Thomas, eh? Oh, shit. How good. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie.

It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki Thanks Brian Clint You've made my Friday again Friday Oki New Zealand's ultimate singing competition Where Brian and I go head to head Oh no

Singing a song the best we can Do we just do a little bit of it? A professional audio engineer here at ZM works his magic, uses all of the reverb, all of the... Tips and tricks. Plug-ins that he's got to make us sound as good as possible. Pardon you. Got the nervous burps.

This week it's Robbie Willio. No, I definitely can't get there. I reckon you might be able to. He's back and he's on his way to New Zealand as well to play The Mission in Hawke's Bay. The other reason I picked this song is because we're in the middle of a Friday-oke tour around the country. And I believe this is one of the ultimate

karaoke songs you can choose. The crowd just love it. So which one of us has the best Robbie Williams angels? What you're about to hear is a back-to-back performance. We don't often do this. But it's going to roll from me directly into Bree. I'm going to do the first part of the song.

You're going to do the second part of the song. And we're going to end at the bridge. Alright. Sounds good to me. Here it comes. Your job is to decide who did the better Robbie Williams out of these two performances. We'll take five votes at the end. But here it is. Our Robbie Williams for Friday Oakey.

Brianne Clint on set in. Get your lighters up. I sit and wait. Does an angel contemplate my fate? And do they know the places where we go When we're gray and old Cause I've been told That salvation Let's their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head, and I feel like love is affection whether I'm right or wrong and down the waterfall wherever it may take me

I know that life won't break me when I come to call she won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead I think we should stop it there. Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up.

Here comes Brie. Here comes Brie. Part two. When I'm feeling weak My pain walks down A one-way street Yes! And I look above Yes. She breathes flesh to my bones And when love is dead

I'm loving angels instead And through it all She offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Get a break. Get it, Brie. How good? Oh, no.

There you go. Someone just said, Bree just killed my eardrums. You've heard both of them on Ruby Williams, and the phone lines have just gone open for you to cast your votes. We're looking for five people to call through and decide the winner of Friday Okie this week, and maybe offer some constructive feedback as well. You're always welcome to put your little two cents in on Friday Oki. Yeah, I love the two cents that's coming in on the text machine.

Someone else said, Brie must have inner ear damage. Who's got it? We're going to find out the winner of Friday Oki. Brie and Clint. We've got to find a winner for our epic Friday-okey featuring Robbie Williams. Friday-okey! You just heard Brie and I take on angels from Robbie Williams. I think that was one of your best.

Me? Don't jinx it. Not so much. Don't jinx it. Mine sounded like this. And through it all, she offers me protection. A lot of love and affection. Whether I'm right or wrong.

And Bree's sounding like this. And through it all, she offers me protection. A lot of love and affection. Whether I'm right or wrong. Two contrasting styles. That makes me laugh so much. Listen to how bad it is. Through it all.

It's just like ear piercing. We have five voters lined up ready to pick the winner of Friday. Okay, we're going to start with Karen. Kia ora, Karen. G'day, Kat. Kia ora. Happy Friday. It's just like ear piercing. We have five voters lined up ready to pick the winner of Friday Oki. We're going to start with Karen. Kia ora, Karen. G'day, Kat. Kia ora. Happy Friday.

Let me bow down to the queen of TV personality. Hey! Thank you, Karen. She is the greatest TV presenter in New Zealand today, but is she the greatest singer? That's completely up to you, Karen. Are you giving her your vote for Friday Oaky? Yeah, well, Brie

you're pushing the limits in terms of biggest supporter but my vote goes to you Brie, because you know ride or die I'll take the pity vote for my ride or die Karen, thank you Karen, am I right in saying it was almost enough to put you off

even though it's Brie till you die? Oh,. Karen, am I right in saying it was almost enough to put you off even though it's Bree till you die? Oh, yes. Karen, I think I... Love you, Bree, really. I love you too. I think I gave myself the ick. Pam's here. Hi, Pam. Hi, Pam. Hi there. How are you going, guys? Thanks, Pam. What did you think of Friday Okie this week?

Well, you always are a stunner, Bree, but I've got to say I've got to give it to Clint. I think fair enough, Pam. Thank you, Pam. He sang beautifully. He did. And it's all about it.

I'm in my Robbie Williams era. Go on, you're big. Yeah. Okay, thank you, Pam. That's one all. We're going to go to Cassandra. Kia ora, Cassandra. Hi, Cass.

Kia ora, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you, mate. How are the eardrums after that? Oh, I'm really sorry, Bree. Don't be sorry. I know. I already know.

It's a visceral reaction, mate. Love you dearly, though. No, I love you too. No hard feelings. But week in, week out, our whole car ride home, we listen to you guys and I've got to give it to Clint 100%. Thank you, Cassandra. We

appreciate you guys listening as well. It means a lot to us. Have a great weekend, okay? See you, Cass. You too, guys. All good. 2-1, let's go to Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hi. What do you think of Friday Oki this week? You've got the chance to decide it or take it to a decider. Where are you going?

I'm going to decide it because I'm sorry, it's definitely Clint. What do you mean? Did you not hear the sultry sounds that I brought to the table? I did. The only bit I really liked was the guitar sound. Sorry. To your credit, you nailed those bits. It's a fait accompli, but Fletcher, where does your vote lie?

Definitely. Who, sorry? Clint. Clint. Yeah. It's not been a good couple of weeks for me. Well, no, it has. You literally won TV personality of the year.

Oh, that's good. I'm saying in the singing game. Peaks and troughs, mate. Which I will take it. Peaks and troughs, mate. Peaks and troughs. Which I will take it. Peaks and troughs. And through it all she offers me protection a lot of

love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong. Very good this week, mate. Very good. I got truly beat this week. Brian Clint. Listen up if you're a dater. If you're currently dating, if you're single and you're out there dating, Very good. I got truly beat this week. Listen up if you're a dater. If you're currently dating, if you're single and you're out there dating.

Exciting. Have fun for you. Good for you. Go live your life. Coming into summer? Yeah. It's a good time to be single. Bumble's annual dating report is out and according to them, there's a few new dating terms that you need to be across.

Okay. If you want to be up to date, you know, if you want to know what's going on in the scene. This is kind of like your ghosting, but like the new version. Exactly right. Yeah. Okay, first one's guard railing. Do you know what guard railing is? Is that where you have to have the rails up at bowling?

No, no. It's where you'll only have sex in a bed that has those things where you can't fall out. In a bunk bed. In a bunk bed. No, guard railing is about setting boundaries and protecting your energy. You know? Okay.

It includes being clearer about your emotional needs and boundaries, being more thoughtful and intentional about how you put yourselves out there, and not over-committing socially. Right. It's about putting up and going, yeah, I can catch up with you for a drink, but actually I've had a really big week. It would suit me more if we just kicked it out. Putting yourself first. Yeah, I'm about it.

I like it. I'm a guard railer. I'm in a relationship with a guard railer. My wife's like, can you please put the rubbish out? And I'm like, babe, I'm guard railing. I can't right now. I'm protecting my energy. Next one is love life balance.

Pretty self-explanatory. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. Next one is love life balance. Pretty self-explanatory. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense. It's like work-life balance, but it's prioritizing your love life. And I really like this. There's been a shift in people caring less about a career as a status symbol. Instead, we're prioritizing leisure and rest time. Isn't that interesting? And I think it's the last three years.

Put things in perspective. COVID has taught us anything. A bunch of us lost our jobs. Maybe this job doesn't actually matter at all. Jobs aren't everything. The people at home, your loved ones, are going to be there. They're the ones that matter the most. The research also revealed that one in 10 people on Bumble

will no longer date someone who's in a really demanding job. Really? Isn't that interesting? That is interesting. So people who are like, oh, I have to go in on the weekend. Like a doctor. Or I have to go away. Yeah, sucks for the doctors and the nurses.

Yeah. But I mean the people whose jobs are demanding for no reason, like a sales rep. And they just hate you for hours. You're not saving the world. Yeah, right. Yeah, so they won't date them. Next one is open casting. What's open casting?

That sounds a bit... Doesn't it? Sounds kinky, eh? It does. Sounds very keys in the bowl. Yeah, it does. Open casting is where people move away from their traditional type and instead date a partner that they wouldn't usually go for intentionally.

Right, something different and they give it a go because what they're normally going for isn't working it's not working with open casting we see people more willing to date outside their type and valuing emotional maturity over typical physical attractiveness isn't that interesting that's such a mature thing isn't it i feel like open casting comes with age this is what i want but this is what i need exactly that's such a mature thing, isn't it? I feel like open casting comes with age. This is what I want, but this is what I need. Exactly. That's such a good way of looking at it. Isn't it? But to do that, you have to open up your casting

call and date some people that you wouldn't expect. Wonder Love is pretty self- explanatory. It's basically a holiday romance. Right. Wonder Love, like Wanderlust. Wanderlust. But it's Wanderlove. I reckon they could have just gone with Wunderlust. Yeah, Wunderlust.

We all know what that is. And dating resilience. Oh, no, no. Sorry. Excuse me. Dating renaissance. What's a dating renaissance? So the dating renaissance refers to all the people who are back on the dating market after a long time away.

What? This stat will blow your mind. One in three people on Bumble currently has ended a marriage or a serious relationship in the last two years. Wow. One in three people on Bumble is on there after leaving a marriage or a really long relationship.

So they've been out of the game for a long time and they're just, maybe some of them haven't even used dating apps before. 36% of people on Bumble are on there for the very first time right now and they have absolutely no idea what they're doing. Can you imagine? I would be so out of my depth. I've

never used a dating app. I've never been on the app. It's quite a lot of work, can I say. And a lot of I feel like it's a lot of etiquette as well. Yeah, there's a lot of rules and regulations and like, oh, you can't say that first up. You need to open with something else.

Open the conversation with a DP. Well, that is a rule. See, it's lucky I'm married. Lucky. We're all lucky, I mean. I have in my hand the list of the highest earning dead celebrities of 2022. Oh, so this is of this year.

It's the celebrities who have made the most money in the last 12 months. Not celebrities who have died in the last 12 months, just the dead ones who have banked the most money in the last 12 months. And I'm so surprised that Elvis Presley is not at the top of this list. Me too. After that film, you would have thought it reinvigorated his popularity. I thought the money would be flowing in his direction.

But no, I have a list of 13. I'm going to skip out the ones I don't know. Okay. And I also haven't read the list, so I'm going to be learning with you along the way. Great. I can't wait. Number 13, a bona fide Beatle.

We all know who this is. George Harrison, who died in 2001, made $12 million in the last 12 months. Wow, that's a lot of money. Yeah. Following him, another dead Beatle, John Lennon, who died in 1980, made $16 million in the last 12 months. That's wild. Don't know who that is.

Don't know who that is. Don't know who that is. Oh, this who that is. Don't know who that is. Oh, this is a good one. Number eight. Number eight? Yes, number eight. Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss.

The author. I didn't realise Dr. Seuss was actually the name of a person. I thought Dr. Seuss was... Oh, I've just realised something. I thought the cat in the hat was Dr. Seuss. No, that is the cat in the hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I thought that character was Dr. Seuss. Written by Dr. Seuss. No, that is The Cat in the Hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I thought that character was Dr. Seuss.

Written by Dr. Seuss. I literally read these books to my children. Oh, my God. What an idiot. They need a better teacher. Obviously, he's selling a lot of books then. Yeah, exactly right. He died in 1991 at the age of 87,

and Dr. Seuss in the last 12 months made $32 million, more than both of the Dead Beatles put together. A lot of people like green eggs and ham yeah totally right yeah um uh number seven oh leonard cohen leonard cohen how much was he raking in 55 million dollars that is wild he's the seventh richest dead celebrity in the last 12 months uh number six this guy will continue to be on the list forever, I believe. But I, again, am surprised that he's not higher. Number six is Michael Jackson. How much did he bring in in 2022?

Only $75 million. Wow. Yeah. Number five, you know who James Brown is? Of course. James Brown is number five with $100 million. How did James Brown make more money than Michael Jackson in the last 12 months? Obviously, people streaming his music.

Maybe James Brown has been- Get up off of that thing. Please tell me that's James Brown. I'm pretty sure that's James Brown. That's James Brown. Yeah. Oh, people, the producers and everyone's looking at me going, oh, I don't know. Do you want me to confirm it for you?

Can you confirm it? Because or else it's going to weigh on me. We don't even have any James Brown music. You're joking. James Brown is, Papa's got a brand new bag, right? That's James Brown. I've got to Google it. Yeah, it is.

You're right. You're right. Don't Google it. Don't Google it. Okay, plausible deniability. We're into the top four. The fourth highest earning celebrity of the last 12 months, dead celebrity that is, is't Google it. Don't Google it. Okay, plausible deniability. We're into the top four. The fourth highest earning celebrity of the last 12 months, dead celebrity that is, is your boy Elvis.

He's at number four. Number four. I mean, that's pretty high. How much did he earn? Elvis Presley in the last 12 months has earned $110 million. And the good news there is Colonel Bob Parker is not around to rinse any of that money through the pokies. We're into the top three of dead celebrities. These are all icons, obviously.

They're the highest earning dead celebrities in the last 12 months. Number three is David Bowie. Bowie made $250 million. How are these people making so much money? I'm alive and I can't make that money. It cost a living crisis for them and they're dead. Number two was Kobe Bryant. Of course.

Kobe's endorsements go on. He made $400 million In the last 12 months Far out Under Armour, Coca-Cola Nike, I think he had a Nike deal as well Yeah, I'm pretty sure Because he has all those special shoes The highest earning dead celebrity

Of the last 12 months died in 1973 And he wrote the Lord of the Rings trilogy J.R.R. Tolkien So Amazon must have had to pay A crazy amount of money 1973 and he wrote the Lord of the Rings trilogy, J.R.R. Tolkien. So Amazon must have had to pay a crazy amount of money to his estate. Absolutely. Yeah.

Absolutely raking it in. There you go. You might be poor now, but one day you'll be dead and maybe then you'll be rich. I don't know if that's how it works. Bree and Clint. What's that doing in the log? No, people have had enough of that now. Meant to be birthday banger. How did that get in there?

Time to move on. Bang, bang on hell. Alrighty. Bang, bang on hell It's my birthday, it's my birthday Brian Clint's birthday banger Alrighty, will a bit of Robbie Williams come up today? Who knows? Oh, that would be good This is where we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday And then we play the best one out in full

We love a banger for a Friday Let's start with Emma and see if she's got it Hi, Emma G'day, Emma Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks How's your week been? Oh, super busy. How about yours? Yeah, pretty busy. Bit on. You can't remember anything

before you say that. I can't remember anything, nah. I'm very dusty, Emma, but I'm keen to learn your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 10th of March, 88. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2004. And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. What are the chances? I'm so hungover and I can't mentally deal with this. It was either that or this. This, or this. This.

Always this. Brittany Toxic, do you like your birthday banger, Emma? Yeah, it brings back very good memories. Yeah, nice. Oh, some saucy memories? No. No, never. There's still a birthday banger for Nat.

Kia ora, Nat. G'day, Nat. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks, Nat. What are you up to for the weekend, mate? I've got a 21st, but that's about it. Oh, lovely. That sounds good to me.

Very still. I know. I mean, I don't mean to be ageist. Are you a bit old for a 21st, Nat? Oh, thanks, yes. No, it's my cousin. Oh, okay, right, right, right. Are you doing a speech?

No, definitely not. Are you doing a speech? No, definitely not. Are you doing a yardie? No, hopefully she will be, though. They're like, hey, Cousin Nat, can you bring a keg? Yeah, yeah. Can you buy some alcohol, Cousin Nat? Cousin Nat. Okay, Nat.

Can you hire a stripper, Cousin Nat? What were the 2000s like, Cousin Nat? Tell us. What is your birthday, Nat? It's 7th of January, 84. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000, the millennium. And this is your birthday banger. And through it all, she offers me protection.

A lot of love and a few would have thought? I know. What are the chances? Who would have thought it, Nat? It was either that or this. Either one, bloody good. What do you reckon, Nat? Either one, bloody good. What do you reckon, Nat?

There was definitely better ones at that stage, but there we go. I don't remember this as being 2000s. I thought S Club were 90s. Oh, you reckon? Yeah. I picture them early 2000s. Well, it's just squeaked in. It's the 7th of January 2000, so.

Nat, who was your favourite in S Club? Do you remember any of them? No, I don't actually remember them anymore. I think you're the only one who knows their names. How hot was Rachel? Well, she's the one doing her thing, right? Yeah. Rachel's doing her thing. And then Jo, she had the flow.

She's got the flow, yeah. Okay, wait there, Nat. We've got to do one more birthday banger for Sylvia. Kia ora, Sylvia. Hi, Sylvia. Kia ora. How are you? I'm good, thanks, and yourself? Very well, thank you. Hi, Sylvia. Kia ora. How are you? I'm good, thanks. And yourself?

Very well, thank you. You're the last one for today. So what's your birthday? 18th of August, 1987. Right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And I have a funny feeling I know what it's going to be. I'm hungover. Is this what you thought? This is torture. Is this what you were thinking it would be? No, it's not at all. Were you thinking this? Oh, my God. I love that con.

Yeah, such a good song. Oh, good. The second coming of the Black Eyed Peas and where is the love? And they have such a good meaning. Yeah, such a good meaning, Sylvia. You're right. Such a great song.

It's got a great message. Okay, we've got a lot to choose from. We've got Brie doing Ruby Williams' Angels three times. And then we've got Britney Spears, Toxic, S Club 7 and Black Eyed Peas. I don't even care anymore. No, I do care. I do care. I always care.

So what's the winner then? What is it for you? I feel like it's... I find S Club very cheesy and I'm sick of that Britney song. So I'm voting for Black Eyed Peas because I agree with Sylvia, it's got a great message. It does have a great message. I'm going S Club

Party. Oh, screw you. Let's go to a split vote then and let's give it to Claude. Claude, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? Can I hear that Angel song again? Yeah, you can, of course. And through it all she offers me protection a lot of love and affection.

The worst part is I'm now doubling down against you. I was going to vote for Where Is The Love? Sorry, love you. Sylvia, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Yay! Thank you, guys. You're the winner of Birthday Banger. Yay. Thank you, guys. You're welcome.

Where is the love? It's right here, baby. I'm free and clean. Free and clean. Zed and Brie and Clint Black Eyed Peas With a very young Justin Timberlake on that song as well That's Where Is The Love Very young, yeah

Taking down some other great songs today. Oh, thank God. Hey, who got rid of the Brie version? I don't think I could deal with another time. Hurts my soul. Do they know? The place is where we go When we're grey and old Hey, today on the show it's the last Black Friday Jinx.

Your chance to win some amazing prizes from the warehouse. Yeah, have you seen what the prizes are today? I have not. Neither, but I'm interested to know because I feel like we're going to finish big They've been so good this week So if you want to play Black Friday Jinx

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Ready Everyone together Ready And through it all She offers me protection Everyone together. Ready? Why did you turn our mics off, Brie? Can we delete that off the wall, please? Delete that audio forever. That's the end of the show.

Oh, I love it when I hear these drums because it means the week's over. Yeah, it means it's a Friday afternoon and we are headed home. Thank you for joining us for a fun week on the Bree and Clint show. Next week we hit the road and we go to Tauranga for a Friday Okie Live on Friday. Come down, we're going to be in the Mount at Mount Social Club. It's a free event. Bring your friends. Bring the fun. I can't wait.

I can't wait to get back to the Mount. What are we doing this weekend? This weekend, I am going to have a nap and then a lay down. Yeah. What about you? I don't know. Go to Mitre 10? Oh, definitely go to Mitre 10.

Mitre 10. It's not the weekend if I don't go to Mitre 10 What else? You watching any rugby? No rugby season's over No cricket? Cricket's on tonight Cricket's on tonight

Yeah Any other boring mid-thirties shit that I do that you want to Oh are you going to be cleaning up water in your laundry from the leaky roof? Oh yeah that's my weekend yeah I nailed it Whatever you're doing this weekend Have a good one New Zealand laundry from the leaky roof. Oh yeah, that's my weekend. Yeah, Joe. I nailed it. Whatever you're doing this weekend, have a good one New Zealand and we'll catch you back on the Brand Clint Show next week. Bye.

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