ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 25th October 2022

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

TUESDAY-oke!! Embarrassing injuries White lies Matty Mclean's saucy DM See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everyone and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. My deepest apologies that there wasn't a podcast on Friday. That's my fault. I was sick. But we make up for it today, don't we, Matty? Boy, do we. Probably one of the best shows of this week.

I would say so. Yeah, I mean, it was a high bar, but yeah, I think we got there. I think we nailed it. Friday Oki makes an appearance in today's podcast as Tuesday Oki. And it was seamless. You'd never know that it wasn't meant to be on a Tuesday. People who haven't listened to this show would have had no idea that it was usually on a Friday.

It was so seamless. We also ate some real gross stuff. Yeah, I still can. Can you taste it still? I can taste it. It tastes horrific. It was disgusting. I think Producer Claude or Producer Ella should step up to the plate.

Unfortunately, I'm a vegetarian. Oh, so now you're a vegetarian. Very strict vegetarian. But you say, Ella, I have them here. Yeah, absolutely not. Chocolate coated crickets. She can't have it because the chocolate's got dairy in it. Oh, yeah, that's the main reason.

Now, who's looking at this stuff? Like, who's getting a scorpion and going, you know what? This is missing a salted caramel topping. It is, yeah. Totally. You know, I still feel so sick. I still feel so sick.

That almost came up. I think it was a wing or a leg. When I travelled, I think it was in Vietnam, we stopped at a cricket farm where they literally farm crickets and you go like into these like dark kind of sheds and they show you where they're kind of farming all these crickets and then you have this like cultural experience where they barbecue and saute all these crickets and you eat them.

I only ate one and I felt so rude because these lovely people were like, you know, this is a delicacy like we eat a lot of crickets. I mean, it would be scary just going in a room full of crickets, wouldn't it? It was pretty terrifying. Would you hear the crrrr? It was pretty terrifying because they say that to, like,

in terms of, like, environmentally, that in the future they reckon they're going to try and make people eat more stuff like that. Right. More sustainable, eh? Yeah, go back to our old ways. And that's like, is it protein? That's like the protein? Yeah, definitely protein in crickets.

Yeah. But they still have faces and legs and wings. You'd have to do a lot to them, right? Like they'd have to be some serious, you can't just cover them in chocolate. They make flour out of crickets. That's eat like bread because they made um flour wraps oh i remember we got sent some in like a pr thing one time and i tried them because i was like i wonder and it was cricket flour they weren't bad you couldn't really taste it yeah if it's all mushed

up like that though yeah there's nothing to taste, really. It's when you're literally eating their legs and their wings and stuff. Poor gluten-free people. First, they're not allowed to have bread, and then they're like, we've made an option for you. It's out of crickets. What do you think? That is literally their only option. Yeah, which sucks.

I feel so bad for gluten-free people. Same. Wouldn't it be the worst? Do you know what would also be worse than that, though? Vegan. Dairy intolerance. I've got dairy intolerance. How bad?

Did you say vegan? Shut up, Claude. Oh, look, I get mild IBS, but I just kind of grin and bear it. I definitely am dairy intolerant. Yeah, right. I was told when I was a kid I was gluten and dairy intolerant, but I just refused to accept that. You fought through it.

I feel sick a lot of the time, but I'm not giving up a lot of those. You've tricked your body into thinking it's fine. Maybe I'm just constantly sick and it becomes the standard, then you don't feel it anymore. You know? And you get to eat bread and eat chocolate. How dare someone even think of taking away cheese? Oh, yeah.

I can't give up cheese. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I can't give it up. is great oh yeah oh ella get out no i'm joking no cheese is actually quite disgusting okay no there is this one vegan cheese i've tried at the vegan markets yeah and it was incredible i'll buy some and i'll get you to try it i'm good no i'm okay i'm okay it's surprisingly like, oh, yum. Yeah, but Ella, we can just eat normal cheese. Cashew.

Cashew something. Oh, a lot of stuff made out of cashew these days. No, it's smoky bub. You know what can get in the bin? Cashew milk. Yeah. Like any type of nut milk. What?

I haven't tried it. Coconut milk I like. Oat milk? Oat milk. Good. Yuck. Soy milk? What? I haven't tried it. Coconut milk I like. Oat milk? Oat milk, yuck. Soy milk? Soy milk I don't mind. But I feel like anything that, like oat milk or like cashew milk, it's very thick milk.

I feel the opposite. I feel like it's watery. Oh. Yeah. Soy milk's quite watery. True. Great. How on earth were you once vegan?

I don't know how you did it. I know. I was vegan for two years. Were were you once vegan? I don't know how you did it. I know. I was vegan for two years. Were you really? Yeah. I don't see it. I used to drink a lot of coconut milk. Right.

And I put on some wine. What does it do that to you? Coconut milk's very fatty. Yeah. Super fatty. But drink it up. Right. What's your favourite milk, Matty?

I'm just a full fat. Full fat? I'm just a full fat. Full fat? I'm just full fat. Full fat milk? My mum would like you. What's your favourite milk, Ella? Oat milk. I could drink a full glass of it.

Oh, yeah, get it in you. And Claude? Depends. I used to be a light blue. Now I'm a dark blue. But I do like a soy. Okay. What are you?

What are you rocking? My mumma's milk. I literally sat, like, set that joke up for that long until someone asked me. You waited.

You had to wait. My mama's milk. I got that. I got that milk money. I got that. I got that. I got that milk money. I got that.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrim. What time is it? No. Three, two, one. It is free and clean.

Good afternoon, New Zealand. Happy Tuesday after a long weekend. So good. Isn't it so nice? I feel like we should just make every weekend a long weekend. Tell me about it. I mean, how often do we say it? Well, Ross Boss is out there.

Should we go and have a word to him? Oh, he's on board. He's been writing to the Prime Minister for years, Ross Boss. Technically, we had a four-day weekend because I was off sick on Friday. I know. How are you feeling? You all right? I'm feeling so much better.

Good. But I have had an injury over the long weekend. What did you do to your finger? I've had quite a traumatic injury to my finger. Which finger it is? Well, I'm going to tell you just after 4 o'clock and how exactly I injured it. Also, Maddie, because we were off on Friday, we had a Friday-oke prepared. We did. We'd gone into the recording booth and we didn't get to use it. Yes, it was in the can. So I say, I put a vote that we do a one-time-only

today Tuesday-oke. today, Tuesday Oki. I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Tuesday Oki today, we're going to be doing this song. Because, you know, let's keep this long weekend going. Exactly, like a G6. Yeah, with the Far East movement and the cataracts. I've just remembered what it was like being in that recording booth

and now I'm terrified. So I can't wait for that. It's going to be a very fun show this afternoon. But let's kick it off with Tradie versus Lady. The Lady still on a roll. Having a comeback. I'd love to see it. I'd love to see it.

$50 cash thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play, you've got to call. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie versus Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. The women are coming back. In a big way as well. I swear when I was here, they were in the 60s.

And they've moved up. 79 plays the Tradies, 93. So still quite a lot of work to do. But they can do it. But they can do it. Let's meet our contestants. Let's go to the tradies first. She's a lady tradie today.

She's from Dunners. She's 21 and she's got a dog named Clover. Please welcome to the show, Elsie. G'day, mate. G'day. How are you? Good. What type of dog do you have?

It's Elise, by the way. Oh, Elise. Sorry, Elise. No, it's all good. What type of dog do you have? I have a Retriever Samoyed Cross. Cute. I bet a lot of hair around your house.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Very cute, though. Okay, let's see who you'll be playing this afternoon. She's from Christchurch, and she's a midwife. Welcome to the show, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, guys. How are you, mate?

How long have you been doing the midwifery thing? About two years now. Nice. Oh, Amy. Hi, guys. How are you, mate? How long have you been doing the midwifery thing? About two years now. Nice. Cool. And are you enjoying it? Yeah, when I'm not sleep-deprived, it's wonderful. Oh, you poor thing, Amy. I'm sure you're doing an amazing job.

All right, we'll get you hit on the game, Amy, because the women have been making quite the comeback lately. Yes. So here's the rules, guys. Amy, you need to buzz in with Lady, and Elise, you need to buzz in with Tradie. Buzz in when you think you know the answer. First to get three correct takes home the $50 cash.

All right, you ready? Yeah. Ready. Ready. Question number one. The Prime Minister's flight to Antarctica has had to turn back around today due to bad weather. Name the animated penguin movie set

in Antarctica. Tradie. Yes, Elise. Happy Feet. She got it. She is on the money. But Amy, you weren't far off. One to the tradies. Nice work, Elise. Question number two. Lydia Ko has announced she's engaged to her partner of around 18 months and

she popped the question to him. What sport does Lydia Ko has announced she's engaged to her partner of around 18 months and she popped the question to him. What sport does Lydia go to play? Elise. Elise got in just again. Elise. Golf. It is golf. She is.

God, you're both on fire. It's very close. All right. Elise can win this right here, but Amy, you're right in it. Come on, Amy. Don't give up, all right? Okay. Question number three.

The UK has a new prime minister. I'm not going to ask you to name him, but can you name any other former British prime minister? Elise, for the win. Elise Truss. She's got it. Oh, nice. Elise, very knowledgeable 21-year-old, can I say, on the money.

Nice work, Elise. Thank you. Very well done. You could have called to play for the ladies. No, the tradies take home a win, and, Elise, you've got the $50 cash thanks to KFC. Beautiful. Oh, thank you.

No worries. And good game, Amy. Yeah, that was a good game. I love that. And great sportsmanship. Yeah, fantastic. It was a very close game. Amy. Yeah. I love that. In great sportsmanship. Yeah, fantastic. It was a very close game. Bree and Clint.

You're about to out your fiancé. A little lie he told. Are you a helpful person? Like if someone says to you, I need your help, Bree. No. You're out? Well, actually. You don't even have to think about that.

No. I have one rule. I'm actually quite a helpful person. I do want to help out people. Yeah. Unless it involves moving house. Oh, yeah. Rearranging furniture or anything like that.

Oh, totally. I think you're a real a-hole. If you ask any of your friends to help you move. Yeah. In my friendship group, I don't ask them and they don't ask me. That's the deal see I'm an offerer, I offer to help people with certain things but I never

expect them to say yes do people say yes? it has happened from time to time I've gone damn it I should have said I was busy why did I not lie? well I was with my fiance the other day and he told the craziest lie we were in the basement of our apartment building

and so there's a bunch of cars that all park underneath the complex and someone came up to him and said, my car won't start. I need someone to help me jump start it. Oh, see, I'm fine with helping. See, that's fine, right? That's all good. Changing a tyre, that takes a bit longer.

You get dirty. But just putting some spark plugs onto a battery, fine, easy. I'm happy to help out. It would have literally taken him no more than five minutes and he couldn't be bothered. So he came up with this crazy lie that he said to this woman that he had a special battery in his car that was covered that meant you couldn't get the cables into the battery to start it.

And I was sitting there going, surely that's not true. Like that just does not sound legit to me. Please tell me you piped up and went, no, you don't. You drive a 2017 Toyota Camry. I wish I had, but I was so confused because I was like, he just said it so convincingly that even though in my mind I was going, that doesn't exist, that's not a thing. I was still so convinced by the lie that I bought it

and so did this woman and this poor woman. What did she say? She was like, okay, well, thanks anyway. Thank you so much. And so she went back and just sat in her car. Brian! It you so much. And so she went back and just sat in her car. Ryan! That's so mean. That's so mean.

But he was like, I just, I wanted to get upstairs and watch TV. He was like, I couldn't be bothered. He's like, I just got a light. I'm out. So he said, I just needed to come up with a light. And it just rolled off his tongue so easily. Now I'm like, what other lies are you telling? What else have you done, Ryan?

Show me the battery. Anytime I ask him to do something and he's like, oh, sorry, I'm busy with this. Or sorry, I can't do it because of this. I'm like, you liar. You're like BS, Ryan. So now I won't believe anything he says. I remember I lived with an old co-host of mine and we used to do a weekend radio show. We used to live together.

I mean, bad, bad mix. And him and I lived together and at the time we were living in this complex where there was, you know, your front door was right next to someone else's front door and these people were moving in and the woman was pregnant, like heavily pregnant, and her husband, and they were moving into the place next door. Anyway, I remember one day he comes literally flying in the door and he goes, get down, get down. And I was like, why? Oh, my God, what?

Why? What's going on? Some accident outside or something? He goes, you don't want to know because the people next door have asked me like if I could help move a fridge. And he goes, and I told them that I actually had things to do and places to go. So I've told them they think I'm not here.

So we just need to crawl around on the ground for the next couple of hours. And I was like, are you joking? You would rather the pregnant woman and her husband try and move the fridge than you have to help them. I'm not moving the fridge. The hassle of having to crawl around on the ground for two hours, surely

that's not. Just help them. Yeah, that would have taken you ten minutes. Literally. Anyway, I wanted to know from people today, are there any white lies you tell to get out of things and are they good white lies? Like are they white lies that people can use? I want to know even more specific,

like what was the white lie you told to get and what to get out of? Like what did you really not want to go to or do and what was the lie you came up with? And did it work? Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What was your go-to white lie?

Let's talk to John. G'day, John. Hey, how you going? Good, thanks. John, what's the white lie you've told in the past? Well, it works every time. Oh, so you've used it more than once? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just about my dog. I just say that my dog has had a bit of chocolate and I just need to stand by to make sure he's all good. No way, John. And you don't even own a dog.

My dog, yes. And it works? People just believe it? Well, they have no choice, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, interesting. I never even thought of no choice, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, interesting. I never even thought of that one, but using your dog as a scapegoat. That is brilliant.

Well, they don't pay rent, so they may as well, you know, be useful for something. And they can't talk, so there's no way that the dog is going to, like, blow your cover. Yeah, exactly. Oh, okay, nice one, John. I like that, John. A lot of good texts coming through

on the text machine. Someone said, my brother lives on a farm and his go-to lie that he used to tell was that the chickens have run inside when he wanted to get off the phone. The chickens have run inside. I need to go

deal with that. Someone else has texted and said when I was working and I really didn't want to go to work one night, I told the big boss that I had a sore back and I had a three-day weekend, which is lovely. But on the last day, I tripped over and truly did hurt my back. Karma. Karma will get you. What about this text?

Someone said, I have had chronic migraine since I was 10. That's so horrible. I'm now 35 and I use it as a white lie to get out of everything. Mostly my sister-in-law's boring. Sorry, I've got the old. The migraine is back. Yeah, the migraine's come back. Let's talk to Larissa. G'day, Larissa. Get in here, you lot. G'day, mate. Get in here, you lot.ay mate Get in here you lot I like it Larissa I love it

Tell us mate What's the white lie That you tell When I didn't have A boyfriend I would say Well I have a boyfriend So sorry

Larissa are we talking You know when people Would be interested in you Yeah yeah Not anytime Not lately Which has been nice because I have a boyfriend. So you won't even use it when you didn't have a boyfriend

and now that you've had one, you don't have to use it anymore. Yeah, Murphy's Law, right? Larissa, I used to have, it's so funny you say that, I used to have a friend back in the day who was so attractive, very good-looking woman and she would just get hit on 24-7, and she used to start doing this thing where she bought a fake engagement ring and she would wear it out on nights out, and she goes, I could just live in peace and enjoy my night out.

Genius. I love it. And I was like, oh, that's so horrible. I feel so bad for you that you get so much attention. Thanks, Larissa. Thanks, Larissa. See you, mate. Someone sits in and said, IBS, irritable bowel syndrome, best thing to get out of anything.

No one ever argues it. Work, social occasions, housework. Just my IBS is playing up. And you don't want to ask questions about the IBS. No, you just let it be. You know And you don't want to ask questions about the IBS. No, you just let it be. You know, you don't want details. I love it. Someone else said, hi, guys, my little white lie is not so much getting out of something

but covering up something. I live on a farm and I have 10 cats. I'm only meant to have four. My boss asked me the other week if one of the kittens belonged to me and I said, oh, no, we just have a bunch of cats that like to hang out over here. I'm always trying to hide my cats when they sit on the windowsill whenever the boss goes past. That's quite an elaborate lie to tell.

Ten cats? Ten. You've got ten? And all of a sudden you have them like shoo them off the, like, mantle or the windowsill being like, get away, get away. Come on, cats, get away. Well, there you go. A few white lies if you need to, you know, use them from time to time.

Yeah, sorry, I've got to go. I've got IBS. Me too, actually. We're going to go to a song now. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, quite a full-on story.

Obviously, Kanye West has been in the news for a number of years saying a lot of controversial things, kind of spiralling out of control. A lot of brands have now started to drop Kanye off their roster. They sure have. In the wake of his anti-Semitic remarks, which he has very much stood behind, he hasn't really withdrawn them or changed his comments or anything. He's very much stood behind. He hasn't really withdrawn them or changed his comments or anything. He's very much sitting behind what he said. He has been

dropped by some of the biggest names and brands in the world. First of all, he's been dropped by his agency, his agent which is CAA. CAA have like, they're the top. They have Oprah. They are the top agency. They've dropped him. Balenciaga have dropped him. Even his very close friend, Vogue editor Anna Wintour,

has released a statement saying that she will not be working with him in the future. I know Adidas, they haven't actually pulled the pin fully. They have just kind of paused everything with him. And there was actually a really big documentary that was going to come out around Kanye and Kanye's life. And that has been shelved for now as well. Everyone is running for the hill. Now, another person that has also dropped Kanye is, would you believe, Johnny Depp's

fabulous lawyer. Remember the fabulous lawyer? Absolutely. How could we not? How could we forget? She was going to actually be a part of his team in his divorce case. She had joined the team. And, you know, she's brilliant.

She has gone running for the hills. Everyone, Kim Kardashian has and, you know, she's brilliant. She has gone running for the hills. Everyone, Kim Kardashian has released a statement saying how she stands with her Jewish friends and always will.

It's really ugly over here. Really ugly over here right now. Good. People have got signs up on you driving through the freeway and there's like signs.

It's full on. It's really full on. Here, set everyone up. Good. And as they should, you know, Bran shouldn't be able to, shouldn't have to stand with him. And I'm glad that people are coming out

in support of the Jewish community around the world. He said some really hurtful, awful things. Like things that, you know, really affect people. But it makes me sad as well because it really does feel like he is spiralling out of control and you've got to wonder who is going to be there for him.

Yeah. So hopefully he's got people to look after him because, yeah, as horrible as they are, I feel sad for Kanye. Me too. And he's obviously not in a, you know, a good place right now. And I hope that there's some people that love him and care about him that can hopefully, you know, get good place right now. And I hope that there's some people that love him and care about him that can hopefully, you know, get him back on track. But we will keep you updated on that.

Thank you, Dean. That is our live correspondent from Hollywood, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. You and I are joined in unity by our mallet fingers. Mallet fingers. Mine was my pinky. I did it zipping up my Country road duffel bag. Yes. Which I can't believe. I don't even know

how that happens. And I've done my ligament in my middle finger, my most favourite finger of them all, which I'm devastated about, by trying to tuck a towel into the seat of my car for my dogs

and I pull out my finger and it looks dislocated. And they've said, finger splint for eight weeks. It's the lamest injury ever. Well, Gail's texting and said, I've done the exact same thing as you, Bree. Same finger. No way. Opening a curtain. Opening a curtain.

Yes, Gail. Yes. We are united by our lame injuries. Let's go to the phones. Let's ask. Oh, Anonymous has called through. Hello, Anonymous. That's you, Anonymous.

Hello. What did you do? How did you hurt yourself? I hurt myself I was sitting on the floor and I leant sideways and tore the entire lining of my hip and you just leant

forward Anonymous no I leant sideways my mistake such a crazy action and such a big injury how long did it take you to heal from that? I was hoping you wouldn't ask that. That was three surgeries and four years later.

Anonymous, you're joking. No. And all you did was lean sideways while sitting on the floor. Oh, my God. Yeah, I was already on the floor. Imagine if you had a lint forward. The injuries would have been immense. Yeah, I don't want to even think about that.

You poor thing. But how are you feeling now? How's it healed? It's 12 years later and I've now got arthritis in it. Oh my god. Anonymous. Yeah, I've got old lady problems. And there's not even a good story to go with it.

No. You just lent sideways. Oh, you poor thing, Anonymous. We feel your pain. We are united. Someone on the text machine said, I got two tennis elbows on both arms cleaning the oven. I needed six months of physio.

Cleaning the oven is a big job. Yeah. It is quite strenuous. Let's talk to Logan. G'day, Logan. How are you doing? Good, thanks. What did you do, Logan?

Something similar. I was helping my wife carry in the groceries and I fell over and blew my shoulder to pieces. Logan, mate, I need to ask, were you trying to do one trip? I actually tried to race her. Oh, that'll do it. That'll do it. Logan.

Did you win at least, Logan? Not quite. He blew his shoulder to pieces. There's no winners in that game, that's for sure. Thanks for calling through, Logan. Someone texted through and they said, a few years ago I was sorting the recycling and I squashed a pizza box with my foot.

However, you remember the three-legged lid holder thing that went inside the pizza boxes? It went through my shoe and my sock and into my foot a trip to hospital later to remove the bits and two weeks off work. Someone else has texted and said, my friend was potting seeds and broke his finger by poking holes in the dirt.

Well, you know, some people just don't have... It's a dangerous game. Yeah. They call it mallet finger, but it's actually not as strong as a real mallet. They're quite, you know, hard to use. Someone else said, I really love this text. They said, when I was young, I forgot my house keys on a night out on the drink.

I jumped through the window and skidded across the carpet on my nose and got carpet burn. It took weeks to heal. These are embarrassing injuries. Let's go to one more. Jacob, g'day, mate. How we going? Good, thanks. What did you do, Jacob?

I'm sort of with you guys with the finger stories. Okay. So it was probably about six years ago now, so when I was about 15. We were playing spotlight camping so around Christmas time. All of us kids, I was

obviously running away from the seeker. Pitch black darkness and I broke my pinky finger with the fence. And not only that, I did also break the fence in half as well. Wait, wait, wait a second. Jacob, your pinky finger took down a fence? Well, the fence was also a little bit rotten at the time. Right. No, still. Mate, you own it. I did take down a fence. Well, the fence was also a little bit rotten at the time. Right. Still.

Mate, you own it. I'd put that on my resume. Yeah, that's a great story. Yeah. I mean, Matty McLean's pinky finger couldn't even take down a country road back. The only thing with that is my pinky was at a 90 degree angle on my hand.

So that broke at the lower knuckle. Oh. Not ideal, Jacob. No. Not ideal. Hey, but the fence got it. Yeah, and a good conversation starter at parties. Have a look at my finger.

Well, the thing is, I can't even straighten it now, so it's pretty much a wee arch, and it stands out like a sore thumb. Yeah, but how's the fence, Jacob? How's the fence? Yeah, run at me, fence. Run at me. Well, they had to put a new fence in now.

Yeah, I bet they did. I guess I won overall. Bree and Clint. I thought this would be a good opportunity, Maddy, to see if you can spell better than a grade niner. Because there's research that's been released from an Aussie education research organisation where they've analysed a bunch of different tests from 2011 to 2021.

Right. And then also looking primarily at years before COVID and then obviously years during COVID. Right. And then also looking primarily at years before COVID and then obviously years during COVID. Right. And how they're going with their schooling and stuff. Exactly. With how homeschooling has went and you know if they're up to scratch. Turns out they're not. So apparently they focused on a few different years but we're going to focus on year nine. Okay.

Which revealed that a lot of students' writing skills were not meeting what is expected of them in terms of their age and the curriculum. Okay. I've always thought of myself as a pretty good speller. Great. But there are some words that always trip you up. There is.

And what I'm going to do with you this afternoon is I'm going to give you a year nine spelling test. Okay. And we're going to see if you're up to par with the year niners. Okay? I'm ready. So we'll do five words and we'll do best of five. If you get three out of five, I'm going to say that's a pass. Okay. Okay? All right, let's kick it off with an easy one, one that you use all the time, Maddie McLean, definitely.

D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. He's done it. Yes. Oh, he's on the board. You start to stress, though, don't you? Because you always have the comfort of spell check on your phone. Yeah. And you don't realise how much you use it. Okay, great.

You're on the board. Okay, good. You're away. You're flying. Let's go with the second word, pronunciation. Year nine spelling test, pronunciation. P-R-O-N-U-N-C-I-A-T-I-O-N. He's got it. Hey.

Oh, you're going well. It's starting to go a little bit though. Going very well. Two from two. That's a trick one. Is it? Because everyone thinks pronunciation, but it's actually pronunciation. Well, I probably said it wrong to try and trip you up, too.

You did. All right, two from two. Let's see how you go with the third one. Handkerchief. How do you spell handkerchief? H-A-N-K. No. Oh, it's wrong.

No, what is it? Do you want one more go at it? H-A-N-C. No, that's wrong again. What is it? It's a hard one. H-A-N-D-K-E-R-C-H-I-E-F. Handkerchief.

I never would have got that. That's a hard one, eh? That's all right. You're still going well. Okay, so. You see one more to pass the Year 9 spelling test. And let's go with this word to pass Grade 9 spelling. Pharaoh. to pass grade nine spelling, pharaoh.

As in? From ancient Egypt. Egypt. An Egyptian pharaoh. P-H. Nice, he's off to a good start. A-R-O-A-H. No, no.

It's a hard one. Do you want me to tell you? Yes. P-H-A-R-A-O-H. A-O-H. Oh, God. That means we've come down to the wire. This is the one you need. Oh, no.

I feel like my entire journalistic credibility is on the line right now. And it's so fitting because the word you have to spell to pass the test is intelligence. When you're ready for the win. E-L-L-I-G-E-N-C-E. He's got it. Yes. He's got it. Leave him have his journalist degree.

We're not going to take it away from you. Just touch and go there for a minute, though. I think you did really well. Thank you. Cs get degrees, as they say. Cs get degrees. Cs get degrees, as they say. C's get degrees. C's get degrees. And a three is a pass here this afternoon.

How did everyone go listening? I'd love to hear you text us through on 9696. I wouldn't have got a single one. Bree and Clint. To Maddie, it's time to play the name game. Now, Maddie McLean, very competitive. Very. Doesn't matter what game it is.

Oh, no. Always king. Oh, yeah. People refuse to play games with me now. I've flipped boards. I've, like, thrown cards down on tables. But I'm chill today. I'm chill.

So chill. So chill. For now. For now. We're going to play the name game. You're going to take on Kian. G'day, Kian. G'day.

Have you heard the game before, Kian? I have. Okay, great. For everyone else the game before, Kian? I have. Okay, great. For everyone else, you can play along if you're listening. So this is how it works. I'm going to give you a name, and all you have to do is be the first person to just yell out a famous person who uses that name in their name. Perfect.

So let's give an example. What about Jennifer? Jennifer Aniston. Maddie McLean would have won that round. But we weren't playing it, Kian, so it's fine. It doesn't count. Too quick, then. All right, Kian, if you can take down Maddie, get two.

Is it two, Claudia, or is it three? I feel like it might be three. What are you asking me? Two or three what? Do I have to get three? Oh, yeah, you have to get three. Okay, three right before the other person. And Kian, you'll take home the 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Are you guys ready? Ready. All right. I'm looking for a famous person that has the name Amy. Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. I will accept. I also would have accepted Amy Poehler, Amy Adams, Amy Winehouse,

just to name a few. All right, one to Maddie McLean. Next up, let's go a bit of a hard one. I want a famous person that has the name Robin. Robin Williams. Nice, K Robin. Robin Williams. Nice, Kian. Very nice. It's on the tip of my tongue.

I also would have accepted Robin Thicke. Yeah. But I couldn't think of any others. Right. That'll do it, though. Quite a hard one. And Kian got it. Nice work.

We're one apiece. We've got a game on our hands. All right. Next celebrity that has the name Will. Will Smith. Will Young. Oh, Kian, you were so close. But Maddie got in there with Will Smith.

Will Young. That's a throwback. Such a throwback. I love it. It's so neat. So good. I love it. Some others I would have accepted.

Will Ferrell. Will Arnett. Will Poulter. A few. All right. Two to Maddie. One to Kian. Maddie, you can take it here. You need one more.

Come on, Kian. Okay. I need a famous person that uses the name in their name, Sarah. Sarah Parker? Oh. Sarah, what was that? Parker? Is there a name you're missing?

Jessica Parker? Yes, nice, Kian. You brought it back from the brink. Nice work. Man, that was rough. Kian's like, it sounds not quite right, but I don't know what it is. Sarah Jessica Parker. Technically, I mean, Sarah Parker is kind of her name.

Yeah. All right. This is the tiebreaker. Oh, my gosh. Is everyone ready? I'm ready. Okay. I'm going to go a bit of a harder one because I could only think of two names that have this name.

All right. For the win, I need a celebrity that uses the name Tina. Tina Turner? Oh, my gosh! Let's go! No! You're kidding, Kian! What a game!

You came back from the break! Oh, Kian! Amazing! game. You came back from the break. Oh, Kian. Amazing. I'm so happy for you. As we said. I nearly choked that second one. Kian, you've picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work.

Awesome. Thank you so much. No worries. We're going to have to play this again tomorrow. Well done, Kian. Bree and Clint. I was off sick on Friday and we'd done our Friday Okies. We'd gone to the booths.

We were ready to go, play it out for you guys, and we never got a chance to. And we can't deny the people. We can't. Even if it's a Tuesday, we've got to do it, right? That's right, which is why we're doing this. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. T-T-T segment. Tuesday Okies.

I love Tuesday Okies. It's the best. I listen every Tuesday. I never miss Tuesday Okies. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Tuesday again. Tuesday Okies. So seamless.

So good. Yeah. That's how it always is, right? Yeah, I couldn't even notice the difference. I couldn't tell the difference, no. That's how it always is, right? Yeah, I couldn't even notice a difference. I couldn't tell the difference, no. That's right. One time. So ridiculous.

Producer Claude put that together. Very well done, mate. So effortless for you. Wow, that must have taken you hours. It was so long. Seamless, though. Yeah. It was good, right?

Seamless. Some of my best work. Which is what Friday Oki usually is Some of our best work This is our singing competition Where we go head to head Singing a part of the same song To see who could do a better job

And Maddie This week We are doing The Far East Movement Cause I mean Like when I think of you and I Like a G6, like a G6. Now, now, now, now I'm feeling so fly. Because, I mean, like, when I think of you and I, I think street. Totally. You know, urban.

Yeah. Like, it's amazing I don't have my hat on backwards right now. You suit it. Yeah. You know? We both had 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer to do our best. It's never long enough. Like a G6. It's never long best. It's never long enough. Like a Jesus.

It's never long enough. It's never long enough. And, you know, that is in place. The 15 minutes is in place to save the audio engineer because or else they would need therapy. Okay. Do you want to go first or do you want me to go first? I'm happy to go first.

Okay. Let's get it out of the way. All right, perfect. Matty McLean, here is his Tuesday-oke, like a G6. Show some support on the text machine. Good luck, mate. I'm floating in the ice like a blizzard. When we drink, we do it right.

Getting slithered, sipping scissor. In my ride, in my ride Like a three six Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6

Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Give me that Momo win, win Give me that Crystal style, style Ladies love my style And my table game, wow Get them bottles poppin' We get that drip and that drop Now, now, give me two more bottles

Cause you know it don't stop 808, hell yeah Drink it up, drink, drink it up When sober girls around me They be actin' like they drunk They be actin' like they drunk I just fell in love with you so much more than what I already am. That was the cutest. I mean, it's true, ladies. They do love my style. Mate, pretty good flow.

Thank you. Good vibes, I think. I liked it. How do you think you were? I feel like I've missed my calling. Yeah, I think you have. Yeah. Maddie Mack.

Oh, I love it. That's your rap name. That's my street name. All right, it's a hard one to follow, but I guess we're going to have to play mine now. All right, here's my Like a G6. Listen to both and then you'll get to vote. Popping bottles in the ice

Like a blizzard When we drink we do it right Getting slithered, sipping sysop in my ride Like 3-6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Like a G6 Like a G6

Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Like a G6 Like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly Like a G6 Give me that Momo wet, wet Give me that Krista style

The ladies love my style At the table getting wild Get them bottles popping Get that drip and that drop Now give me two more bottles Cause you know it don't stay away Oh yeah, drink it up Drink it up

When sober girls surround me They be acting like they drunk They be acting like they drunk They be acting like they drunk Acting like they drunk When sober girls surround me They be acting like they drunk Mate, I think So good

I think we should start a rap duet You and me, Maddie Mack, Breezy Bree Breezy Bree, I love it And we're on. Put us together. Oh, my goodness. Get us to open for 660 Saturdays. Damn, girl.

Someone just said, I love you, Bree, but your version sounds very aggressive. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Right, there they are. Tuesday Okie. We welcome your feedback on the text machine, 9696. But if you want to have your say, your vote, who did a better Far East movement, call now 0800 DIAL ZM.

Bree and Clint. It's time for the classic Tuesday Okie. T-T-T-Tuesday Okie. Nothing different, nothing to see here? No, nothing to see here, no. Look, we thought we would bring you our Friday Oki from last week as we didn't get to do it. So it's a special edition this week.

We've just had one of our voters drop out. So if you want to have your say as to who did the best Friday Oki or Tuesday Oki this week, you can call through now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, because we did the Far East movement. I think we did them proud. I think we did really well. I think they'd be stoked with our versions. Maddie McLean sounded like this.

Yes, you are. I'm feeling so fly. You are feeling yourself and mine sounded like this. All right, 0800DIALZM. If you want to have your vote, have your say, who did the best Tuesday Okie this week? Give us a call now. We've got one more spot left, but let's kick it off with Stevie Ray. G'day, Stevie. Hey, how's it going, guys?

Good, thanks. Are you liking this special edition Tuesday Okie, Stevie? Look, it's got to be one of the finest works you guys have done yet. What? Thank you, Stevie. I love it. You've made our Tuesday. I love it. Okay, but you need to vote, obviously.

Who was the flyest? I've got to say they were both just amazing. But I have to go with, what was that, Matty Mac? Yes. Matty Mac. That is his rap name. Thank you, Stevie. It's my rap name.

Matty Mac. Swooning. Swooning over that. It was amazing. Ladies do love my style. He's a panty dropper. That's what they say. Thanks, Stevie. we appreciate you mate

Let's go to Emlyn Hi Is that how you pronounce your name? Emlyn Bridges, yeah Emlyn Bridges, welcome to the show We appreciate you calling through Any feedback this week, Emlyn? Right, look, it was a really hard decision,

but I have to go with Breezy Bree. Yay, Breezy. Emlyn, you've kept me in the game, mate. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, you're a legend. Thanks for calling through. Nice work, Emlyn.

Oh, I say we go, this is the decider. Tiebreaker. The tiebreaking vote. Yep. We're just going to go down to the wire. Tiana, all the power is with you. I choose Maddie Mack. Maddie Mack for the win.

Thank you, Tiana. There it is. Choose Aoki, which means to the victor goes the spoils. And let's hear it one more time. Thank you so much. Like a G6, like a G6. time. Thank you so much. I love the text that comes through for this segment. So it sounds like Brie is trying to seduce someone.

I kind of was going for that vibe. That's the vibe, right? You've got to channel something when you go into that booth. Yeah, which has been my downfall. But people said Matty Mac and Lil Bri, that's our rap duo. Maybe we can start touring the circuit. I reckon. Coming to a summer festival near you. Throwing down bars.

It's time for Birthday Banger. Thank you, JB Hi-Fi. We appreciate you guys. And the winner of Birthday Banger is going to pick up a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Hot deals with their long weekend price frenzy on right now. But we've got to get to the songs, Matty. Yes, we do. So let's start off with Hannah.

Hi, Hannah. Hey. Mate, what's your birthday? 5th of September, 1996. Right, that means you were 16 in 2012. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday because this would have been number one. Wow. The T-Swiss.

Are you a fan, Hannah? Yeah, I love Taylor Swift. Have you listened to her new album yet? It came out last week. No, I haven't. Not yet. Not bad. I quite like it. Yeah, there's some goodies in there. This is another goodie though, isn't't. Not yet. Not bad. I quite like it.

Yeah, there's some goodies in there. This is another goodie, though, isn't it? It's a good one. Yep. Haven't heard it come up all that often, which is good, I think. All right, we've got to do the others, though. Where are we going to go next? Sarah, g'day, mate.

Hello. How are you? Not bad, yourself? Oh, not bad, Sarah. How was your long weekend? Oh, it was pretty good. So much shining and pea naughty, so you can't complain. Love it. Oh, I love that, Sarah.

Well, let's see if we can top it off with a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. What's your birthday? 26th of the 10th, 1995. Right. That means you were 16 in 2011. And on the 26th of October in 2011, this had a number one hit. Yes. Rihanna and Calvin Harris.

We Found Love. Yeah, you're right. You're so right. In my opinion, has one of the best drops in recent times in a song. I love that song, We Found Love. I think you're a contender, Sarah. I just want to also point out it is my birthday tomorrow. So just put that one in there.

Oh, okay. I love it. Keep that in mind. I love it. Yes, you needed to point that out because I did not pick up on that. I have no idea what day it is today. It's a long weekend. It's a long weekend.

All right, Sarah, hang tight. Harvey, you're our last one for this afternoon. G'day, mate. Hi. How was your long weekend? What did you get up to? Not a whole lot, to be honest. It was nice and chill though.

I love a chill long weekend though. Yep. Stuffed Labor Day. I mean, I know it was Labor chill long weekend, though. Yep. Stuff Labor Day. Yeah. I mean, I know it was Labor Day long weekend, but Labor, ugh. No. No. No, thank you.

Laser. Yeah, laser long weekend. Harvey, hey, what's your birthday, mate? It's the 7th of June, 2002. All right. That means you were 16 in 2018. So let's go back not that long ago and see what was number one. Posty, Better Now.

You like Post Malone, Harvey? Oh, I love him. I love a bit of Posty. Oh, so do I. I think he's an absolute gem. Yeah, and as a rapper myself, I, you know, relax. Totally, totally. All right, Harvey, hang tight.

We've got to vote. Three great songs, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, and Calvin Harris, and Post Malone. What are you thinking? I know what I'm going to go with. It's a tough one because I'm tossing up between two, but I've locked mine in. You've between two, but I've locked mine in. You've locked it in?

I've locked it in. I'm going with Taylor Swift. That's what I'm going for. Is it really? Yeah. I mean, she's in the waters

at the moment, isn't she? Which means, Hannah, you pick up the $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Nice work. Woo-hoo.

Thank you. Let's do it. Taylor Swift. Yeah, Taylor Swift. Yeah. Maybe message her on Twitter. She'll appreciate that. Here it is, your birthday banger.

First time seeing this is it, I've had enough. Cause like we hadn't seen each other in a month when you said you needed space. What? Bree and Clint. Your friends talk to my friends talk to me talk to me on never ever ever ever Brie and Clint. T-Swizzle, never ever getting back together for your birthday banger this afternoon.

Like ever. Like ever and ever. All thanks to JB Hi-Fi. Hot deals with their long weekend price frenzy on now. Quite fitting to play Taylor Swift because she's on everyone's lips at the moment. She's the moment. She is the moment. This is one of her new ones from her album that dropped on Friday.

It's called... Anti-Hero. Anti-Hero. One of my friends lives in the UK and she just got pulled out of the ballot to go to Graham Norton. And she just found out today that Taylor Swift is one of the guests on the show. The day that she's going. Crazy. Some of the songs on the new album, because I listened to it over the weekend.

One of the songs in particular, quite Billie Eilish vibes. Yes, right? Yeah, it's quite like a nice, mellow kind of album. Like you can have it on in the background and chill. Yeah, but there's a couple of songs in there with some real punch. Bite to it. Some of the lyrics really kind of come out and get you. Yeah.

If you haven't listened to it yet, it's on all the places you can listen to your music at the moment. You've told me a few times, Maddie, that you love to slip into some celebrities' DMs. Well, this is mortifying, and I'm still recovering from it. Have you done it again? I've done it again. Because who was you?

Message Nathan from High Five. Nathan and I have messaged a couple of times. He actually offered to sing at my wedding. Did he? Cute. Because remember last time you filled in with me and I pretty much said to you, message him because he's in New Zealand

and see if he wants to catch up for a drink. And then he said yes. He did. But did you ever... No, I freaked out. You freaked out. I threw my phone away and I panicked. Anyway, I've done it again and it's so mortifying.

Why do I keep doing this? Who have you done it to this time? So a little bit of backstory for you okay so um i do a podcast with a couple of um other homosexual men uh there's three of us and i know three gaming i know um 2022 and we have a running joke on the podcast about um david nika the boxer right Right. Commonwealth Games medalist. He's a world champ. Incredible athlete. Incredible athlete. He's also a very attractive man.

I mean, you know, his looks don't go astray. Let's put it that way. We love him for his athletic prowess. Oh, don't lie. But I do get lost in his eyes sometimes. Yes, very beautiful eyes. So I actually interviewed him recently on Breakfast and

he came on and we did this interview. Lovely man, really interesting story and at the end of the podcast I just said, can you record a little message for the guys on the pod... At the end of the interview I said, can you record a message for the guys on the podcast? And he was like my eyes are up here, Matty McLean. Exactly.

He recorded this message. It was very funny and I played it on the podcast. And so he and I became involved in some exchanges on Instagram. Right. He started following me. I was following him for a long time as a fan of his

athleticism. Did you quickly unfollow him? No. When you were like, oh. No, we still follow each other. So we were exchanging this back and forth and it was fine and I should have just left it there and I bloody lost my mind. Oh, you had a few vinos, didn't you? What did you do? So he posted this story that had, he said,

this is my new pump up jam and it was Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield. Jam. Such a good song. What an absolute banger. And so I replied to him and I said, love that song. She's got another banger that I think you'd really like. Oh, Maddie. And it was this song.

I want to have your baby. I want to have your baby. I want to have your baby. Did you think about it? I didn't think about it. I didn't even think about it. I genuinely was just trying to suggest a Natasha Bedingfield song for him to listen to. Oh, come on, subliminally. And he knows the backstory now of us thirsting over him on the podcast.

And so now that I've sent him this song, I'm just so worried that he's going to take a restraining order out on me or something. I want to have your baby cause there he is like crazy. Oh God, I'm actually just sweating thinking about it. It's not even

a common song from her. It's really not. Like not a super well-known top 40 song from Natasha Bedingfield. Like, real niche. Like, what was his reply is what I want to know. Did he reply? I think he just said, lol. Which is just, it just read to me like, I'm going to give you something,

but I'm not going to give you any more than that and never message me again. It just felt very much like this is the end of our conversation. When he's cut you off. Don't ever message me again. He's cut you off. Oh, Matty. I'm mortified. You know what's very, a common theme that I see kind of rolling out here?

Is what? Is that on the thirsty creek? I feel like you're messaging a certain type of male that you're trying to go, you know, where they're unachievable, but you're like, I may as well give it a whirl. I'm going to shoot my shot and see what happens. I want to have your baby. You're serious like crazy.

Wouldn't have said shoot my shot, but here we are. I'm bringing up Black Day things.