ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th September 2025

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

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What's going on, everybody? It's Bree and Clint. The whole team, the whole show. We're all here, baby. Oh, no. Producer L is not here. I literally forgot. Did you actually forget?

I thought you were doing a bit. Genuinely forgot. That's the thing, though. You were away for more than two days. Forgotten. Forgotten. Yeah. Like, we didn't even remember what you look like.

No. You know, you were away on Monday, Tuesday, and we were like, what was that guy's name that we used to? And Claudez, I got it. I don't know. Remember any go? Yeah, yeah. Forgettable.

And that's a lesson for everyone. everybody. You all are. Nobody, nobody, and I mean nobody, is irreplaceable. Beyonce said it. Would you rather be memorable, but for not great reasons? Oh yeah, infamous. Yep. Yep. Or completely unforgettable. Oh, completely forgetable, sorry. Like, so you're problematic, you're problematic, but you'll stick in people's minds. Or, you're all right, but no one's going to remember you. Not a single person will remember you for anything. I'll go problematic.

Would you? Yeah, I'd like to leave a mark. Not like badly problematic. A bad mark, a skid mark. Yeah, yeah. And I don't want to be like, remember that guy who had the bad B.O. that used to work here?

I don't want that either. No, well, it's not like horrific. Maybe like a mild, maybe like a mild drinking problem. Oh, like you don't want to go near you at the Christmas party. No, no, it's a bit too pervy. I just wanted to be like, remember how he always had a coffee cup in the studio? Oh. I wonder what was in that.

And people didn't really know. You know, the guy that used to, we all thought, was drinking at work all the time. Yeah, that guy. And then everyone goes, oh, Clint. Yes, I remember that guy. The racist pervert. No, not like that. Okay.

Hey, fun show on the way. We have $950 on the line for what's the plot today, our movie guessing game. You just have to survive this one to make it through to the $1,000 milestone, Brie. And I'm not feeling my best. Will you, like the Black Ferns, crumble one game before the big one? I'm going to do it for my Black Ferns. Yeah. I'm going to do it for them.

Do it for the girls. Speaking of rugby, a double pass to the Blitterslow Cup. All blacks, Wallabies, Eden Park. 5.30, we're going to give that away with another game of Blitters lower or higher. But next, Bree, we're all. level again for Trady versus Lady. Oh, we're 7878. Back to fully level.

You can't split these two, but we're going to today. If the Trades win today, it will be their first time in the lead for 2025. Wait, so, just to clarify, they haven't gone in the lead. They've just got to level level. They've got to level a couple of times. They've not

been in the lead. It could be today. It could be today. Or they could go back behind again. if you want to represent either team 0800 dial Z-M or you can text 9-6 No you can't text what Just call through it now

0, 800 dials at M no texting It is alcohol in this cup Play Z&M's Brie and Clint It's Trady Versus Ladies Three two one

Let's go All right Score update Like we said We are all even Stevens The Trady's on 78 The Ladies also on But a back story for you.

The tradies have not been ahead at all in 2025. Since we started this back in January, we've kept score all year, as we always do. They have been level before, but they have not been in front. They have been leveled twice this week. But let it slip. Can they get it done today? Let's see. Our ladies in Parmi, she's 37, and she's got webbed toes.

Welcome to the show, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi. All of the toes webbed or just a couple? Just a few on one foot. Quack quack. Do people call your ducky? When I was younger, 100%.

And do you reckon it makes you a better swimmer? Yeah, definitely. You don't have your jandal toes webbed, do you? No. Thank God. Yes. Yeah, that would be annoying, wouldn't it? God, you're taking on our tradies today.

Husham Auckland, he's 28 and he still has a baby tooth. Welcome to the show, Tim. Good day, Tim. Hey, how's it going, guys? Are we just a couple of medical marvels this afternoon? Weptoes and baby teeth. Which tooth? Which tooth is it, Tim?

The pointy one next to your front teeth, whatever that one is. The canine. Yeah, that one. You saving it for a rainy day? Yeah, keeping it guessing. Yeah, it's like a savings plan. If you ever needs it, whip it out. Tooth fairy money, baby.

All right, Tim, Toothy Tim. Your buzz is Trady. And Kylie, your buzzer's lady, hugely important game of Trady versus Lady, but no pressure. Winner gets $50 cash from KFC. Best of luck. Question number one. What is the name of the largest lizard that is still alive on the planet today? They have a venomous bite that inhibits blood clotting.

Trady? Lady. Yes, Tim. Python? Python. Worth a shot. Kylie. Komodo Dragan.

Comodo dragon. It is a Komodo dragon. It is a lizard though, however, even though it's called a dragon. Yeah, right. Well, I would have assumed a dragon was a lizard. Same, same. Or reptile? Yeah.

Same, same. Isn't that scary that if it bites you, it's poisonous? Yeah. And they're fast, too. All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. Which organ in the human body produces insulin? Is it the liver, the kidneys, or the pancreas?

Yes, Kylie. Kylie. Pankreous. It is the pancreas. It is the pancreas. She's away and flying. You need this one, Timmy, to stay in at. Question number three.

Buzz him when you can tell me who sings this. Uh, Cody. Yes, Tim. Lady. Alton John. Nice work, Tim. Trady's not out of it yet. You kept yourself in it with that one.

One to the Trades, two to the ladies. Question number four. Name the popular Netflix show. show that follows Formula 1 season by season. Yes, Tim. Drive to survive. Oh, my God, he's right back. It is Drive to Survive.

He's right back, in it. We're all tied up here in the fifth. Here we go. This is for the win. What are male honeybees called? Is it busy bees, workers or drones? Yes, Tim. Worker bees.

Oh. No, Kylie. Drones. Drones She's got her She's a lady Oh, Oh, she's a lady

That might be One of the best games We've had In a very long time Tim knew Tim knew he had to go for it He had to Yeah

He had to throw everything at it And you had to go early too And Yeah, close Yeah I'm lucky Tim But a fantastic Gameplay by you too

Kylie Yeah that was No pressure There Yeah right You kept the ladies on top You've kept the ladies on top where they like it.

79. Ladies, 78. Trades, they're back in the behind. Thanks, guys. Well done. We'll play Trady versus Lady again tomorrow. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Did you know that one of my worst fears is claustophobia?

No. Oh, no. I'm really not good. Smart not to let that slip, you know? In the era of radio that you and I came up in, You say that on the radio. You know what we're organising for you tomorrow. Oh, facial fear.

Live burial. Awful. Live burial. Ha ha ha. So funny. Yeah. So funny. But yeah, hate it.

Really, really claustophobic. And this next story is my worst nightmare. A cruise passenger on a very large cruise ship. So big this cruise ship that it has a huge water slide that goes from the top of of the ship and then goes off to the side of the ship and kind of curls around and then goes back into the, into the pool. Yeah, I always think those ones are asking for trouble, you know? They often have a glass bottom on them and you feel like you're sliding out over the ocean.

Well, you do go out over the ocean and they're clear. It's a clear tube. Yeah. Anyway, a woman has become trapped in the water slide more than 30 meters above the ocean. Wow. Terrifying. Other guests have then started taking videos of this woman, and you can see her trying to shuffle her way out of the slide.

Oh, my God. So scary. Also, how humiliating for people to see your wet bottom squashed up against a clear glass tube. Yeah, that's the last thing I want people to view of mine. There's not a flattering way of doing that. No. Of having your bottom wet. It's flattering in one way.

to a tube. Yeah, flattening. Yeah, and she can't get out. The video concludes, and people don't know what happened. Why is she stuck? I'm looking at the tube. She's not, like, wedged in the tube. Does she need the ship to turn the other way, so it will lean?

Yeah, it's a great question. It doesn't really say, but... She kind of looks like a poo stuck in a pipe. Awful. Awful situation. Have you ever had a colonic irrigation? No, but I've always wanted to give it a go. I have, and that's what the tube.

tube looks like that comes out of your bottom. What, little humans come out of your bottom? Well, obviously on a bigger scale. God, have you been eating those little humans again, have you? I told you to not eat them whole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks like the stuff that goes down the tube in that pipe. When did you have a colonic?

When I was trying to make weight to play under 85 KG rugby? Someone told me you can lose three and a half kilos from a colonic irrigation. Mate, wasn't it like D-level rugby? Yeah, but I still wanted to play. And you've gone to the trouble of putting a tube up your bottom and having something flush. Is that how much it meant to you? Okay, look, you told me your very vulnerable claustrophobia thing.

And now I've told you my rugby hose up the bottom story. Guys, here's your chance. Here's your chance. Here's your chance to be a good friend too. Don't worry, lads. I'm not going to let you down. I'm going to be there on the bench ready to play this weekend. If it takes me getting a colonic and flushing all my poos out of me,

I will be there Saturday. Don't you worry and I will play the best 40 minutes of my life. I didn't do it alone. I talked one of the other guys into the team for doing it with me. And did you make way? Just. Just. Oh, thank God.

And did you guys win? I don't know. I don't remember. Too traumatised by the hose up the bum. That's fantastic. If you're listening, Eddie, we did that together, okay? Eddie. That's what real men do for real rugby teams.

They show up. Scott Barrett does before the big test match. Scott Barrett will get as many collotics as it takes so he can run out there for the ABs. You want to be in all-black? You've got to be prepared to stick anything up your bum. That's their motto. For the jersey.

And then the whole team goes, For the jersey! And then they get group discounts because on the 10th one, you get it for free. What are we talking about? We're talking about getting stuck in places. That's right. Which is kind of relevant for this chat as well.

I thought I wanted to know from people. And now that I think about it, these stories are going to make me feel very claustrophobic. Yeah, we want to know where you got stuck. Did you get stuck in a left for a long period of time? You know where I kind of got stuck? The Coochee tunnels. I was going to ask if you got stuck in the Coochee before.

Yep. Deep. Deep in there. That's all right. You've been frequenting the tunnels a lot, haven't you? I haven't been for a while. They shut them down for a bit. It's kind of musty in there.

There is Brinclent. on a cruise ship has gotten stuck in the big slide that goes from the top of the cruise ship down to the bottom and she's hanging out over the water 30 metres above the sea. Riggling around trying to get down the slide. She's at a low point on the slide. Also just in live, the low point.

Physically and metaphorically, she's hit a low point. Yeah. So we're asking you this afternoon, did you get stuck somewhere? Val's here. Gidee Val. Hi, Val.

Hi, go. Good to have you back, Brie. Oh, thanks, Val. It's good to be back, mate. Tell me, where'd you get stuck? I basically got stuck out on my balcony. And my daughter was at her father's, and I live on my own, and I'm three floors up. And I went out on my very, very small balcony to water the plants and the flowers. But a large A1, very strong cardboard folder just happened to flip back,

and then block and block the round slider. So I couldn't open the round slider. Oh, my God. To get back in any more than about three and a half inches. You're kidding. So I literally had to squeeze myself three or three and a half inch. A piece of, nothing. You know, just like the, oh, that's all that's all.

Oh, go you though, Val. You managed to squeeze yourself through. Did you squeeze yourself through? Yeah. Wow. I would have had no hope, Val. Not a hope in hell. It's a confidence booster.

I got stuck on my balcony. when I was at University Val in Christchurch in winter on the third floor naked in the middle of the city in just a towel

Oh shit The door blew closed behind me I was out there in just a towel And if people know Christchurch was on

Madras Street Pretty busy And I had to wait For one of my flatmates To come back And let me back And let me back into the house Just

Oh at least you Could you shout out To anyone Yeah But they didn't have a key To my flat So People are like dead ass

On madras Dad ass It was actually the corner of St Asaph St Asaph in Madras Street Oh that's gross Thanks Belle Thanks Val

Helena is here Hi Helena Hi Helena Hi Where'd you get stuck So I was a child of the 90s And we didn't have special padding Or nets on the trampolines

And I got stuck between the spring Yeah Yeah My cousins were laughing so hard I was stuck there for quite a while What got stuck Do you remember? My waist

Oh so you were in between two different springs You weren't having a body part Pinched by a single spring I tried to squeeze between the springs And as you know they're not that large And I wasn't a skinny child So it was Bit humiliating

But the best part is 30 years later My son did the same thing Yay Like mother like son And he is very slim Who did we talk to Bree Who got their lady parts Jammed in a trampoline spring

Single spring. Was it a caller? I feel like it was, yeah. You only be doing that once. No, right? No more tramp for you. I feel like, look, and Helena might back me up here. All of us girls had a very near messes with the trampoline, I feel.

Yeah, right of passage. You know, it's just a part of growing up in the 90s. What did you say right in your passage? Totally, Clint. To the right of my passage. To the right of my passage. Yeah, all the lift. Fiona's here. Depending on how you fell.

Hi, Fiona. Hi, Fiona. Hi, how are you going? Good, thank you. Where'd you get stuck, Fee? In the lift, in the elevator. When I was nine months pregnant and having contractions. No.

I used to work at elevators. Wait, wait, wait. You're in labour having contractions and you get stuck in an elevator and you work for an elevator company. Yes, yes. What? I thought I was going to have to name the kid Otis. No, you name it Schindler.

You go, screw this lift. Schenny for short. Hey, were there anyone else in the, was anyone else stuck in the lift with you? There was, my God, these guys in there, they were petrified. Yeah. Well, they were obviously trying to decide who was going to deliver the baby. Yes, and thank God it was probably only about 10 minutes, and then it just opened and everyone ran out. Sounds like the plot line to it.

Everyone just ran out. Everyone just ran away from the pregnant lady having contractions. I was like, let me out of here. The men were like, ooh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o. It sounds like the plotline to a rom-com. It does. I know. It was honestly such an experience because, you know,

even if been, I've had all the phone calls from people stuck in the lift when I used to work there. Yeah. You know, and actually, it was like a metaphor. Because you were stuck in a lift waiting for the doors to open and your baby was stuck in a human lift waiting for the human doors to open. And then it just stopped, and then I had to go back two days later.

Oh, my God. I bet you use the stairs. Oh, I definitely do now. I don't go in those lifts. I bet you don't. And she works for a lift company, and even she won't use them. Even she won't use the bloody things. We asked where did you get stuck.

Someone said I got stuck in a public toilet when I was on a school rugby trip. The bus left without me and didn't realize I wasn't with them. Oh, they didn't even know. you weren't there like you today with Ella when you didn't even realize she wasn't here. We don't bring that up again. I definitely remembered. If you missed it, Brie started the show with, ah, everybody is here. Everybody.

She's so cute and quiet sometimes. You don't, nah, that's not her at all. I would not describe Ella as quiet. No. Z.m.'s Brancl. It's time for a very special edition of the tea. The tea. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy.

Dean, word on the street is you are with Mel B the Spice Girl right now. We're here with New Zealand. Oh, hi. It's Melby. One place that I haven't been to. I lived in Australia

in Sydney for four years. I never made it to New Zealand. I need to get down there. I'm so annoyed at myself. Well, this is Brian Clint. There's time. How is tonight? We've just wrapped the finale, guys.

What a night. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. It's Brian Clint from Zidim. Hi, Mal. Hi, Mel. I know. I just said hi to you.

Are you just hearing me now? Yeah, we were. We weren't sure if you could hear us, Mel. How are you? Of course I can hear you. I'm very good, thank you. I'm missing Australia, that's for sure. Yeah.

You love Australia, and we want you to come over here. You're always welcome. I've got an extra room for you. Okay, well, I'll be bringing all my kids and my husband, so I'm not sure if you actually have that much room. Bring them on down. Come on down. We'll put a tent in the backyard.

Sit in the backyard. I got mine camping. I love it. All about camping. We've got to wrap it up. I'm going to go. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye.

Bye. It's still on that. Bye. Oh, my God. Bye. Bye. Bye. We're not going to hang up.

You hang up. You hang up. Oh, she hung up. Holy shit. Does we just talk to a real-life spice girl? Does Dean just hang out with these people all the time? Like, you know, he talks a big game. Let's see if they're talking about us.

Ah, that's a bit rude, yeah. Yeah, that's a bit creepy of us. Is that your first time talking to a spice girl? Could be. How do you not know? Well, no, it is. It must be. Surely it is.

It must be my first time. I just feel like I know them so well, you know. Yeah, I know. But I feel like you're not as excited as you should be. That's, for you, that's like talking to a beetle. I know. It was pretty crazy. Claudia, we just had a goddamn spy girl on the show.

I know. What happened? How about this for inception? We were meant to be talking. in the tea about Jerry Halliwell, Ginger Spice's husband, and then we accidentally get scary spice on the show. Wild. What's going on?

Oh my God, imagine if it was Ginger that we had on the phone. This is a simulation. No other show's got a spice girl on you this afternoon, do they? Yeah, show us a show on New Zealand radio that had Mel B on. Yeah, Jay and Dunk. Where's your spice girl? They're like, we've got the Rock 2000. They're like, we've got saffron on later.

Yeah. We're like, that's not even an original spice girl. Saffron. That took me a minute. I'm not going to lie. Zat Am's Bree and Clint podcast. $950 up for grabs in What's the Plot at 4.30 this afternoon? A movie guessing game.

$9.50 care. To lose it on 950 would be heartbreaking. Because Bree wants a thousand. You want it to be a thousand. That's always my goal. Yeah, yeah. And then it can go, right? Yeah.

But 950. 950 was so close Because you're listening You don't care the difference Between 950 and 1,000 Of they don't and they shouldn't If I say to you You can have 950 this week

Or 1,000 next week What are you going to take? Well, is it a sure thing I'll get the 1,000 next week? What if I get through this week And I can get 950 That I'm taking 950? You always go for the 950 now

Yeah You always go for the 950 now Mate we could be ascending In the rapture later this week You take the money now Oh mate, mate, mate you and I both know that we ain't ascending. I'm going, you're not.

If anyone's going out of you and I, I'm ascending, you are staying here. No, I'm going. No, Claudia, who's going? Who's more likely to go? Let's be honest, none of us. In the eyes of the Lord. Anyway. No, no, no, what were you going to say?

None of us are going. Yeah, that's what I thought. backed out of that pretty quick, didn't you? I knew where you were going with that. I've had communion more recent than you. Have you? I went to my nephew's baptism recently. When?

Oh my God, are we really having a Catholic off? What has this show become? Mate, didn't you, weren't you a later in life Catholic? Yeah, I was an awkward teenage baptism. Yeah. Yeah. I was baptised from a baby. Yeah.

So in the eyes of the Lord, I'm going first But you didn't get a choice So Yeah but I chose to do Why are we doing this Neither of us Neither of us

Identify as Catholic We're doing it Just in case The Rapture is real I'm so Catholic Me too Yeah yeah Let us proclaim

The mystery of faith We're going Claudia's not Yeah Claudia's definitely not This kind of counts As aviation news Because it involves

planes The question I want to ask is, is it compulsory now in life to have a smartphone? Can you not exist without one? The airline, Ryanair, which is a budget airline that operates in Europe, have come out and they've said they will no longer use paper boarding passes. They won't print you one, you can't print yourself one. The only way you can board a Ryanair flight is by using their app and scanning your boarding pass on the app.

So what if you don't have a smartphone? you just can't use their airline? What if you don't have a smartphone? What if your phone goes flat as well? Yeah. You can't operate in life without a smartphone. What if their system goes down? They said 80% of people who fly on their planes

already use the phone app to board the plane. Yep. But 20% for an airline that big is 40 million people. So 40 million people are going to have to get with it. And if you're old and you don't, use a smartphone because they terrify you? Well, I guess you're not going anywhere. You're staying at home now.

Or you use another airline. Well, yeah, I guess that, yeah. Until they bring in the same policy. Or, or you get one of those iPod touches. They do it all. Or you carry around an iPad so you can scan your boarding pass onto the plane. You joke. My mum's done that. Yeah, well.

My mum, don't get her started on how much she loves her iPad. Is it a full iPad or an iPad mini? I think it's a mini. Oh yeah. But she loves it. Does she take her holiday photos on the iPad? She got a new phone recently. So I feel like it may have...

Superceded. Yeah. We've just had our security system here at ZM changed. We all have swipe cards to get into the building like most offices do. And they've just changed it so your swipe card doesn't work anymore. You have to have an app

to be able to get into the building. So you have to have your phone. So you have to have a smartphone. Have to have a smartphone to have the app to be able to even just get to work. So to work at ZM now, you have to have a smartphone. It's like the way like parking's going. Yes. You know?

Yeah. Like a lot of the meters don't take money anymore. I saw. Actually, to any meet? There would be some still left. Not in Auckland. But not many. I saw someone recently older.

And they also didn't look like they were from Auckland. They kind of looked like they were. confused about where they were standing at the parking meter in Kingsland with coins and just sort of looking at it going, how do I, what do I do here? I had to help this lovely couple the other day. This was a few weeks ago when I was parking and I was quite confused too because you had to scan this QR code to then go to this website to then put your details into pay for parking and this poor older couple was like, where do we put the money

to just pay for our parking. I've seen that one. There's not even a pay wave situation, right? You have to scan the QR code and go on a website to pay for the parking. Rush your car, do it. The ZDM Podcast Network. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really,

but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bre and Clint's, what's the plot? Our famous movie guessing game Where today, if you beat Bree, you were $950, William. Kiyura, welcome to the show. Hello, William. Hiora, how's it going?

Good, thank you. Do you hear me say before, the pressure is not on you. The pressure is on Bree, and she's put it all on herself because it's arbitrary, but in her mind, she wants this jackpot to be at $1,000 and she's one win away from that, William. Bring it on, Bree. You wouldn't take that away from me, Will. William, would you?

Oh, on a good day, I will, and it's been a good day, so... Oh, no. I like William's calm demeanour. I think it bodes well for him in this game. William, just to be clear, you buzz in with your name when you think you know the name of the movie that I'm reading the plot line to. You don't wait for me to finish that movie, okay?

You just go for it. Okay. If you get it wrong, Bree gets a free guess. If Bree gets it wrong, you get a free guess. It's first to two wins what. the plot and today it's all about the numbers because we're at 950 and Bree wants a thousand today these are all movies with numbers in the title okay okay here we go buzzers are your names best of luck everybody plot line number one while exploring a remote canyon a

mountaineer and adventurer becomes William 127 hours you sure it's hours yep just messing with you there a bit well well I wasn't days well you don't know maybe he had a lot of scroggen with him one point William

movie number two movies with numbers with numbers in the title An advice columnist tries pushing the boundaries of what she can write about in her new piece about how to get a man to dump you.

Brie. How to lose a guy in 10 days. One apiece. Have you seen it, Will? Years and years ago. Fantastic film. Kate Hudson, some of her best work. Movie number three

God, I feel sick The Decider William is staring down the barrel of $950 Brie is staring down the barrel of another 20 weeks I feel so sick Trying to build this jackpot up

We won't be able to do it this year No, it'll be done It'll be 2026 at the earliest At the earliest Movie number three A plight of wayboy vet sets his heart on romancing a beautiful woman. Brie.

Fifty first dates. Holy shit! She's done it! Oh, I'm busy. William, I was completely impartial in that. I just love the friggin' thrill of the thing. I would have reacted the same way if you had one. What a game, William.

But it wasn't to be. I mean, you push me to my limits. Absolute limits. Unlucky, mate. But we got 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation. Awesome. Thank you. Try and get through again next week, Will.

Yeah, I will do. Redemption. Redemption, yeah. Oh, my God. Imagine the storyline. He loses the 950 only to come back and win the thousand. And I'm happy. I'm happy now.

I did it. I got to the thousand. We did it. Come on. I don't want you to stop trying, though. I don't want you to just give this thing away. Nah, I can't even be bothered anymore. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast.

This next break's more of just a catch-up between Brie and I, really. You guys kind of don't need to be here for this. It's just I haven't seen you this week. Yeah. We've kind of, you were away and then I was away. And this is a couple of things that I think you and I need to clear the air on. I did catch one of your breaks while I was off on Tuesday, actually. Oh, no.

I believe you and the producers. Hope it wasn't the one. After five, Glawd. Yeah, I hope it wasn't that one. It was the one about towels. Why, what's the one you're talking about? No, no, no, no, no. Should I go back and get the podcast?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right, okay, I definitely believe you. You were out here suggesting that washing your kitchen towels, tea towels. Wash cloths? Like dish rags, yep. With your bathroom towels. Uh-huh. It was gross.

Uh-huh. And you were quite perplexed that the room didn't agree with you. I was the odd one out. No one agreed with me. Claudia and Ella said completely fine. Never thought about it. I was very shocked by this information. Which it's fine to be the odd one out.

We're quite often the odd one out. And that's what makes things interesting. What's interesting is when you don't realize you're the odd one out. I genuinely thought most people would be on my side and they would think washing any of your kitchen. towels slash rags with your bathroom towels is yuck and were people on your side

you know what eventually people did come out of the woodwork on the text machine there was people that came out in support but not the majority right I would say it was 6040 Claudia was it 60 40 maybe like oh 70 30 oh come on

it was 60 40 I just wanted to tell you that I'm yeah which camp are you on I'm with the girls. I feel like, whoa. It's in a washing machine, girl. You've got... You've got detergent.

In the way that I have a fruit phobia, you have a towel phobia and you need to address it. Because these things are... No, not towel. Tea towel. No, no. You're in denial. You go to people's houses and you sniff their bathroom hand towels and

bathroom towels. I don't want to drive my hands on a dirty towel. You have a whole thing about towels which you haven't confronted. okay and even it's the same as me I can't have my used fruit I can't ever touch I don't like my the witness of other witness from fruit touching each other you don't like your bathroom towels touching your kitchen

mine is a deep rooted childhood trauma that I'm never going to get over yeah I can't believe you're on their side actually to be honest during the whole conversation I feel like we turned Claudia and she came over to my side no it's not it's not about talking people around because I know you can do that

you'll chew someone's ear She did it on her own. You'll just keep talking at them until they agree with you. What about, what about, what about, you know how you, I don't know if you do this anymore, but remember when you told us you shaved your pews into the bath towels? You said that. You do the shaving into the bath towels. Why are you bringing that up?

Because I'm making my point. That towel, which could have a stray in there, goes into the washing machine with a dishcloth or a tea towel. and then you're drying or washing it, a plate, strape you. This is what I'm talking about. You just talk at people until they just go, yeah, all right, I agree with you. You taught me that.

I've learned from the best. Well, I'm not going to be nice about it anymore. The other thing I wanted to bring up is, you're wrong about Happy Gilmore 2. It's a fantastic movie, okay? I watched it on the weekend, and I was like, this is going to suck, because Bree told me it sucks.

You haven't even seen the first one. I have. I watched them pretty much back to back. Yeah, so it's not the same for you. You don't have all those years of nostalgia. Happy Gilmore 2 is a 6 at best. Happy Gilmore 2. What would you rate it?

Eight. Would you actually? No, don't lie. I can tell you're lying. What would you actually genuinely rate it? I don't know. I don't want to talk to you anymore. No.

No, I'm mad at you now. Why are you mad at me? I'm mad at you for bringing up the towel thing again. It's meant to be a fun break. It's been to be a bit of fun on the radio. You don't do it anymore. Well, so you've told us. Stop talking about my pubs on the radio.

Okay? Just because you don't. don't have any, doesn't mean minor communal property, okay? Jesus Christ, here's Sabrina Carpenter. Were they white towels or dark towels? It's mad of interest. Okay, we'll stop talking now. A ZM's Branclint podcast.

And when did you get so hot? On ZM with Branclant. Is you asking me a question? No. Oh. Just checking. You're so mad at me now. This might make you feel better.

This might be a win for you then if you're mad at me. Karma, maybe coming back to bite me. I got this weird email. And I'm so on edge when I get emails these days where I'm like, scam. Oh, this is a scam. Oh, it's a scam. And I looked at this email and then I looked at it again. And I was like, looks like a scam.

but it might not be. Essentially, the title of the email was new, overdue, fine. Does sound like a scam? Sounds like a scam? Yeah. Right? And then I was like, okay, let me just double check. Let me look into this.

And then when I went into the email, it was from the New South Wales government. Jeez. Where I used to live in New South Wales in Australia. Yes. And I went, hmm, okay, right. It then read this. Hi, Brianna, you have recently been sent an overdue fine

to fail to vote local government general election for the Central Coast Gosford East Ward. Oh, that's right. It's illegal not to vote in Australia, isn't it? Illegal. To pay your dispute this fine, please visit this particular website, blah, blah, blah. I went, mm, okay, that could be real. I better go look into this.

Well, you didn't vote. I didn't vote. But I've been living here for eight years. Yeah, when do you get off the hook? I don't know, but I went into it and I've seen that the fine is $65. Oh, annoying. Which is annoying, but I was like, should I, should I dispute it? Yeah.

And I was like, oh, it might be more trouble than it's worth. And then I noticed, like, when I went into the website and I've logged into like my account or whatever, I've noticed there's another fine sitting above it. And I was like, oh, I've clicked on that. Another fine, $1,800. $1,800. $1,800. $1,800.

And I went, what the hell is this for? Yeah. And it says on there, failure to appear for jury duty over due fine. When were you on jury duty? I don't know. I never got the thing because I didn't live there. You don't live in the frigging country. So when was this sent?

Where was it sent to? and am I going to be able to dispute that because $1,800 I do not have. No, but you don't live there. You haven't lived there for almost eight years. At what point are you ineligible for jury jury? Did they expect you to fly back? Like, I'm not even getting a say in the government.

I'm not even voting. Did they? You aren't very good at checking all of your emails. Oh, I'm terrible. Did they possibly email you about your jury duty? It says in here that the notices would have got sent to the address that you live at, which I have not lived at for many, many years.

Do you think I'm going to be able to get off this fine? I'd be seriously miffed if you couldn't. I'm going to be fuming. I'm going to be absolutely fuming. You should take them to court and appear before a jury of your peers. I hope they turn out. And they don't show up. And you're like, this is the whole goddamn problem.

So now, to review, I have to send in documents and a good reason. Do you think a good enough reason is the fact that I haven't lived in the country for nearly a decade? Yeah, I feel like it's a pretty good reason. I feel like it's a pretty good reason. Just send them the podcast and be like, hey, here's me in 2018. Here's proof that I have not lived. Here's me with multiple prime ministers from a different country. Just all proof of my time here.

You could just do what you've always done, though, so far, and just ignore it. No, but then they'll go to the Ombudsman or whatever. You don't live there. I mean, you could never go back, but you don't live there. Yeah. My parents, I don't think, would be keen on me never being able to wear it to the country. Imagine they go and they repossess your dad's car. It'd be furious.

Play Z-Dems, Bree and Clint. The awkwardness. of getting someone's name wrong. Yeah. And there's definitely more awkward situations than others. I can think of probably the most awkward. Intimate? Indoor gardening.

That's my worst nightmare. Yeah. Has it happened to you before? That's a yes. You don't have to give us details. Just a yes or no. Yes or no. Nah.

No. They're definitely, yeah. I'm going to be asking you about that later. I'm sure I've told you. I think you have, but I'd love to re-hear the story, and I'll continue to love to rehear it. Why didn't I just say no? Why didn't I just go, nope?

Why didn't I just go, no? Because honesty is a great quality. Was it? Don't. It was an ex's name, wasn't it? Well, clearly. Well, it wasn't just a random's name. Just don't worry about it, okay?

Don't worry about it. No, I'm worried about it. There's a woman who has asked for advice. She's had enough. So this is the situation. Her dad remarried when this woman was in her teenage years. So this is his second wife, not her mum. And she says that his wife has always called her by the wrong name, like not even close to her real name.

Her stepmom. Her stepmom. She's corrected her dozens of times over the years saying, that's not my name, it's this name. and the stepmom continues to laugh it off and she said she's fed up and she's had enough because last week they were at a dinner the whole extended family were there and this woman has brought her new partner to the dinner

and the stepmom continued to call her by the wrong name. Yeah, no, that's intentional. That sounds intentional even if it's not. Your dad's wife should know your name. It's pretty rough. If she knows your dad well, enough to marry him. Is it a power thing?

She should know the names, yeah. Yeah, she's threatened by you. Oh, she sounds awful. Yeah, what other explanation is there? Oh, it could be like that 50 First Dates movie. Could be. And every night when she goes to sleep, her memory resets. Mm-hmm.

Or she's like Dory off finding Nemo. Yeah. Yeah. Those are the only two plausible options I've got. That's it. Yeah. Pretty much. Do we know how close she is to getting the name right?

Is her name Lori and she's calling her? It doesn't say what the name. are, but she said that she calls her by the wrong name and it's not even close to her real name. Not even close. Okay, not even close. Not even close. That's crazy. That's crazy. So it's not even, yeah, like you said, it's definitely on purpose. Yeah, it's a power move. The worst ones are when it's not on purpose though. Yeah, when it's accidental. And it's unfortunate timing.

Like during an intimate moment. Yeah, yeah, like that. But no one's to blame. Could have happened to anyone. Hasn't happened to me. Has it happened to you, Claude? Not even once. Has it happened to you, Claude? No. See, that's what you should have answered the first time.

I'm getting better. I've told you this story before, but I'll never not bring it up. Do you call them a celebrant at a funeral? An officiant? I think it's still a celebrant? Is it a celebrant? The person who runs a funeral. We're not really celebrating.

No. They're commiserating. Well, we are celebrating their life, I guess. I don't think it's called a celebrum, but that person. The person talking. Officiating. Officiating. En-C.

Refereing the funeral. Yeah. Yeah, the judge. Judging the funeral. The person at the front of the church during my grandmother's funeral. Yeah. Got my grandmother's name wrong. Oh.

At her funeral. Oh, no. At her funeral. And we let it go the first time. And then the second time, there was murmurs. And then the third time my auntie got up and she went, actually, her name's Eletress. What was he calling her?

I don't remember, but here. Yeah, right. Close-ish. Was it close-ish? Close-ish. He wasn't like calling her like Beth. No, he would have been calling her like Leanne. Leanne.

Yeah. Yeah, right. But I mean, you... Awful. Oh, I feel like you deserve to get your name right at your own funeral. I think the one, yeah, the one time. Claudia, you had a similar one, but it was at a wedding. Yeah, it was one of my friend's weddings.

and it was like he was standing at the top of the aisle, the bride's just about to arrive, and then I guess it was the celebrant said, you know, welcome to Thingy and Thingy's wedding, but gave his name wrong. It was like, everyone take a seat for this person's wedding. And it's like, it's not even close.

Was it boy girl wedding? No, yes, boy girl wedding. You better to get the boy's name wrong than the girl's name. And she wasn't there, so it was like she didn't hear it. So she didn't get distracted by it. No, if it's going to happen, if it's going to happen, that's the way that it needs to happen. I feel like that's a celebrant.

actual worst nightmare. I think the best man did his best man duties and just had a quiet word with her. I was like, by the way, that was not his name. They would have been nervous. It would have been like the John Travolta thing with Adela Dazim. Adena Menzel from Wicked. I can't watch it. I can't watch it. Incredible. A Dindemendah Dindaddy. My mom went through this stage where I had dated someone and in fairness to her, dated the for a fair while and it might have been like a year later

I started dating someone else and I'm not shitting you my mum kept calling the new person by the old person's name my dad did that to my wife multiple times and like what are you doing that situation well it just goes to show who your mum liked better

your mum and had visaged growing old with this partner of yours you know it was so awkward oh 800 dial Z-M You can text these into 9-6-9-6. We're looking for the worst time that someone got your name wrong. Yeah. Or you got someone's name wrong.

Yeah, maybe it was you. Yeah. I wonder if your ex is going to call up. Which one? We're talking about the worst time for someone to get a name wrong. We've talked about how the efficient agent. your grandma's funeral, got her name wrong? That's pretty bad.

Pretty bad. Might be up there with some of the worst. Claudia talked about a friend's wedding where the celebrant got the groom's name wrong. Pretty bad. I saw a video of a wedding and it was two guys getting married, two men. Yeah.

And the celebrant said, you may now kiss your bride. Yeah, right. That's pretty bad too. Might have been their first one. You know, I now pronounce you. And one of the grooms, one of the grooms, as soon as she said it, goes, What?

Emily's here, hi Emily. Hi, Emily. Hello. Hello. What was the bad time that someone got the name wrong, Emily? It's not as bad as getting the gender mixed up at a wedding, but I've been working with this lovely man for about six months. Okay.

And I called him Mike when his name is... I called him Steve, I mean, instead of Mike. Oh, no, you did it again, Emily. Oh, you just read it again. Emily, Emily, you just did it on the radio. Oh, Emily. Emily, Emily, you've just made it so much worse. I know.

I'm bright red now. I'm bright red. Emily, I need to ask, had you been calling him the wrong. name for six months? Yes, I had been calling him the name wrong. But now I just call him not Steve instead of his proper name. I'd call him not Steve. Oh, I'd least you can make a joke out of it, you know?

You've got to lean into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's absolutely gorgeous, and he finds it funny as well. How would you know? You don't even know his name. I don't know. It could be Barry for all I know. Yeah, who knows?

Thanks, M. We appreciate it. We've asked you what was the terrible time someone got the name wrong? Someone texted and said, not myself, but one of my friends was doing the deed with her partner, and he called her his ex's name. Their names are totally different. And to that message, can I just say, it happens. Does it?

Don't beat yourself up. Does it happen? It happens. Can I ask you, as someone who has done that before, like you personally, did you, was there any feelings left for the person's name that you? accidentally said? No, just force of habit. It was just accident.

Yeah, just pure accident. Because I always wonder in those situations. No, no. If anything, there were feelings of resentment. Oh. So. Okay. Yeah.

Well, maybe. Well, maybe deep down. Well, don't psychoanalyze me, okay? I don't know. I'm just asking. At my sister's funeral, people got up to talk about their friend, Jen. I said loudly, who the F is Jen? My sister's name is Jeannie.

I was not popular with my family after that outburst. Yeah, you're grieving, though. Yeah. You're excused. You're allowed. You're excused. Your sister's funeral. This one's pretty awful.

It says, my job offer in contract had someone else's name on it, which clearly meant that I was the second option. Because once I started working there, there was no one else with that name. That's awful. You don't know that you were the second option, okay? You could have been the third or fourth option. You know, they could have got so sick of changing the name on the contract. from all the people they offered it to before you that they just left it on there, you know? Yeah, producer Claude.

I just remember something really similar happened to me. I went through a redundancy and they had someone else's name on my redundancy form. Oh, that's like getting your name wrong at your own funeral. Brutal. Yes. Yeah, was it someone else who was being... Yeah, we were both on the chopping blow. Did they know?

I did tell them eventually. Oh, they knew they were getting made. Yeah, right. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I was going to say, they can't even get your name right. No, I know. My last thing, did he. Not me, but at my sister's funeral, they got her name wrong.

Her name was Shannon. They kept calling her Sharon. That's awful. Continually, continually, even after being corrected. Wow. I get it right. What about this? I'm a cop.

When I first started, I was young. On my first advising job, I turned up to the house and had two names to remember. The dead man's name and the person I was advising's name. Guess who I asked for when the person opened the door. Oh. Oh, no. Can you imagine? I'll see if he's here, but I'm pretty sure he's dead.

No. You're the police officer who is advising the family that the person is dead. That's the job that you have. You've gone to the house to tell them that their family member is dead, and you have shown up and you've asked for the dead person. So you had to go, hi, is John here? And they go, no, he's not right now. now and you go oh yeah that's right he's dead but um yeah look at least the only way from there

is up to heaven no for in the job like it can't get worse can't get worse and also to heaven let's end on a happy one a fun one okay not happy but fun when my friend got married the celebrant called her his wife's name oh sorry that's my wife's Oh, I'm so sorry, sorry. That's my wife, Janice. Which reminds me, I need to call my wife. Tell her to take the chicken out to DeProsse. My favourite. It is Breinclint.

Birthday banger. All I want to my birthday is a birthday banger. You tell us your birthday. We calculate what was the number one song when you turned 16. Then we play our favourite one. Bow's here and they're going to do Mum's birthday banger. Bo. Hi, Bo.

Hi. How old are you, Bo? I'm 11. 11. Great. You can do your mum's. What is your mum's birthday? 24th November,

1979. Nice, Bo. That means your mum was 16. In 1995, we've done our calculations. Here's her birthday banger. No! Oh, it's a good one, Bo. I just said a day with her.

Did you just say? Say it's her favourite song. Yeah. No way. What's mum's name, Bo? Marie. Marie. Is she a bit of a gangster, your mum?

Yeah? Yeah. Hell yeah. I was her first time caller, last time listener. First time call her. Go, Bo. Go Bo. Oh, you've crushed this, Bo.

Well done, mate. 10 out of 10 for your big radio debut, Bo. You've done a great job. Thank you. Wait there, Mum might be the winner. We're going to do Lily's birthday banger. Hi, Lily. Hi, Lily.

Hi. Good, tough following, Bo. Wasn't he good? I know. That's all right. You got this Lily. You got it, mate. What is your birthday?

The second of the 11th, 2003. All right, Lily. That means you was 16 in 2019. And on that day, this was at the top. Tones and I dance monkey One of the biggest songs of the year, that one Yeah, I remember that one Are you a fan, Lily?

Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, no, it's good. Huge. Nice, okay, wait there, one more birthday banger for Chris, cuta Chris. Hi, Chris. Yeah, hi. What have you been doing today, Chris?

Oh, just a bit of mahy here and there. Oh, good to hear, mate. Good to hear. What is your day to birth? The fifth of the first 1963 Oh you're a Capricorn Chris

You were also 16 in 1979 And here's your birthday banger It's fun to stay at the YMCA It's fun to stay at the Oh get it done Chris That's a classic Chris if you were one of the village people Which one would you be

Probably the Indian Yeah nice Same I'd definitely beat the police officer Can I change? No, you picked your camp Can I change to the construction worker? Yeah, you can change you and then we've got the whole crew

Who does that leave for Claudia? Can I be the builder? No, I'm the construction worker Oh, you're the sexy accountant I'll be the cowboy then Okay, fine, you can be the cowboy Yes Oh, cowboys, that we were missing

And there's a sailor, right? I've always wanted to be a seaman Wait there Chris We've got to choose a winner for birthday banger Gangsters Paradise YMCA, Tones and I Look To vote

Honestly I have to take the people out of it And just vote for the song That is what birthday bang is about Because I mean Bo was bloody brilliant And his mum's favourite song Is Gangsters Paradise And that's a great song

Yeah And it's part of the tapestry of the story for me, so sorry, no, I can't take it out, and I'll be voting Gangsus Paradise. I'm going YMCA, the village people. Claudia, the sexy seaman. What's the winner of birthday banger today? Easy, peasy. It's got to be YMCA. Awesome.

Let's go, Chris. Chris, the Indian. Oh, awesome, awesome. You're the winner of Native American, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the winner. Well done, Chris. There's no need to feel down. Z names, Brian and Clint.

The winner of birthday banger today for Chris YMCA from the Village People in 1979. So, six village people. Was there six? Six. We've already nailed the, not nailed, we've already covered the... Have you? Speak for yourself.

I wasn't as lucky. We've already covered off the Native American, the construction worker, the police officer. Yep. And the sailor. Cowboy. And the cowboy.

What was the last one? What was the last one? Don't Google it. I know. The last one. Dentist. Oral hygienist. Oral hygienist.

No, Claudia. A businessman on a lime scooter. No. Subway sandwich artist. No. Knows how to deal with a foot long. Pilot. Oh, pilot is a good one.

Close. They do have a uniform. Nurse Sign up for the big man No What was it? Soldier Oh

Military personnel Yeah Okay In your opinion Who was the hottest Well there's something for everybody in there To be honest It just depends what you're into

But for you Like what's your flavour No I'm not falling for this trap If you had to, if you had to, though, which one? Cowboy. Cowboy, let me look. Cowboy? Oh, yeah, cowboys, a bit of aura.

Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. You found out recently, Bree, that you have a fan that you weren't aware of. My 79-year-old Aunt Anne, she's a big Taskmaster fan. She might be my favourite person in the whole world. Same, actually. She's a sweetheart. Yes. And she has read my book.

Yes. Now she's watching Taskmaster. Yes. She's my biggest supporter ever. She is not up to date on Taskmaster. She's been watching at her own pace. I believe she's been videoing them on her Myskeye. And she was up to the last episode of Taskmaster last night.

She's invested. She wants you to win, obviously. That's very kind. Yes. And spoiler alert, if you are not up to date as well, you're about to find out. her my sky cut the end of the episode off the finale. She's watched the whole season. She's watched the whole season through to the finale.

And then she's in the middle of this last episode. She's about to find out who the winner is and it's cut off. No. I don't know if she's run out of time on her, run out of room on her mice guy. So she doesn't know who won? She's spent all this time watching the whole season. Yeah. And that happens.

Oh, I feel bad. So I thought this afternoon we could call her. and you could personally let her know who won Taskmaster. Absolutely, happy to. Okay, we're putting in a call to my 79-year-old auntie Ann now. Hello? Hello, is that Anne? Who's this?

It's Clint Roberts. Who's Lucy's husband? ZMA, is it? Darling, I'm getting a new phone because this other one is useless. That's okay, Anne. I've got my lady here, she'll help me. Okay, what's your lady's name? Mel.

Mel, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Mel, can you please let Aunt Ian know that I've also got Bree from Taskmaster here as well? He's got Bree from Taskmaster there as well. Oh, my darling. Yes, I've got her birthday in my book to send her a card. Hey, Anne, I know it's a bit tough to hear at the moment, but I heard you missed out on hearing who won Taskmaster.

The last show, the last few minutes, it just went on, recording is finished. No. What a nightmare. And I was so sad because I just, I only watched Taskmaster because Bree was on it. I love packs too, but because Bree was there, I sat and watched the whole show. Well, Bree's here now, Ann. And would you like her to reveal to you who wins Taskmaster? Yes, please.

Okay, Anne, can I just say thank you so much for all your support. The good news is, I came in third place. Oh, dear darling. I'm in the middle of the boat. Middle of the road, average. There's still a chance for your other favourite Pax Society. Yes, there's still a chance. Pax could have won it.

The winner of Taskmaster Season 6 was Jackie Van Bique. I, Jackie, oh, yes, little Jackie. Yes, she took it out, Anne. Honestly, I was rooting for Brie. I really was. Oh, bless you, Anne. I have to write to Jeremy and tell him. Hey, you write him a letter and I'll make sure he gets it, okay?

All right, thank you. Bree, we have to catch up one day. I'd love to take you for a coffee, Anne. How does that sound? A coffee or a tea? Okay. Good. We'll lock it.

then. I'll send you a text. Thank you so much, Anne. You've made my whole week. Thank you. Thank you, darling. Bye. See you, love. See you, Auntie Anne. Good to chat. Now, that's radio station. I'll let her go. I'll let her go. I'll let her go. That's my auntie, Ed. Oh, my God. She's the sweetest human in the whole world. And her interpreter Mel. Yes, her hand luck. She's actually lucky she was there, too.

Her hand luck, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, her buddy. bless her I need to catch up with her for maybe a high tea or something or a gin and tonic I reckon a couple of gin and tonics The ZDM Podcast Network You'd consider yourself a man

Yeah generally Yep Generally you use He him pronouns Yes I do yeah Okay Currently currently Currently that's good

I want to put your manliness To the test to see if you think the same as other men out there. Are you keen? Yeah, we're a very single-minded type. I'm sure we all think exactly the same. On some things, yes. I have come across a little survey

that 2,000 men have done. So not all men, 2,000 men. Good sample size, though. A pretty decent sample size. And they were asked a simple question of who are the top five hottest women in the world right now. Oh, good one.

Obviously, we're talking about famous women. Of course. Because, you know, if Gary says, oh, my missus, all the other men aren't going to know who that is. And Gary will be wrong because it's my missus. Yeah, right, okay. You've got that out now? We can move on.

Yeah. Now you can call other women hot. Tick that box. Okay, so to speak. I want to just open the floor to you. Okay, sure. There's five that came out on. top for these 2,000 men,

for the five hottest women in the world. Where do you want to start? I think you just, you can have some guesses, and I'll tell you if they're on the list or if they're not. Oh, you want me to guess who the hottest women are in the world, according to this list. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Right. Okay, okay. Yeah, okay. So if I was you, I would pick your definites first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. If I know men,

Let's go Lizzo first Not on the list Not on the list Okay Okay let's go Let's go Jacinda Are you going to take this seriously Not on the list

Are you saying Jacinda's unattractive? I think Jacinda's quite a pretty woman. Me too. Is she on the list? Not on the list. Go on, say a serious one. I guess most men find Sydney Sweeney quite attractive. Number one on the list.

Number one. Sydney Sweeney. Guys, you're so predictable. Who else? Okay, who else? You're four more. To be honest, she's hogging most of the headlines at the moment, Sydney Sweeney.

but let's put Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson, number four. You got three to go. Which, I'm going to say... Have I picked a trend? I'm going to say these last three... Shocked me. Oh!

Except for one, but... Okay. Who's hot? right now. Oh, Duolipa. Duolipa? Not on the list. What the hell? Not on this list. This list is wrong.

That's my list. You got no more? Tate McCray. Tate McCray, not on the list. Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift, not on the list. Zoe Cravets?

Good choice, but not on the list. Coming in at number two, do you want me to tell you? Yeah, give me one, yeah. Megan the Stallion. Number two. Okay. Then I'll choose Ice Spice. Not on the list.

Number three, Anna Diamus. Oh. Beautiful. Oh, can I have one more guess? Yep. The lady that was on White Lotus. Was she on White Lotus? Are you talking about Aubrey Plaza?

Aubrey Plaza. Great choice. Not on the list. The last one to round out the top five coming in at number five, Haley Steinfeld. Excuse me? Haley Stainfeld beautiful. You've even thought about Haley Steinfeld for about seven years.

I know, I know. Last time we heard from this year's on that DRAX project song. Yeah, but she on the list. Haley Steinfeld over Dua Leaper, 2,000 men? 2,000 men The biggest uproar for me Margot Robbie, not anywhere on the list.

Oh my God, why did I'm not choose Rogo Robbie? Here's a question for you. Here's a question for you. Sydney Sweeney or Margo Robby? Margo Robbie. It's Margot Robbie all day, no question about it. Don't even have to bat an eyelid.

And then when she leaves me, Sydney Sweetie. Oh my God. Oh, thanks, Bree. is insightful. You're welcome. And wrong, but insightful. You're welcome. I'll publish my list later tonight.

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