ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th April 2022

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Oh, would you look what the cat dragged in. We're back, baby. We're back. How is everyone? In the words of Eminem, we're back. We're on the rag and ovulating. Oh, well he can't. Remember this in that song? I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating. Oh, he can't.

Remember this song? I'm back. I'm on the rag and ovulating. He can't be on the rag. Me? Oh, he can't. Yeah, true. Well, don't assume his gender. We are back, but it is tinged with sadness, isn't it? Isn't it?

Isn't it? This is the fourth to last podcast to feature Producer Ben's Mustache He'll be back, the mustache is not coming back The mustache has a job in Australia You're leaving, have you ever changed your mind?

Nah, not yet You son of a bitch It's hard to change your mind when you're too deep into it now No it's not, if you're a man you just change your mind Well you might when you get to now. No, it's not. If you're a man, you just change your mind. Well, you might when you get to border security, and I've made a few calls to some friends of mine. I really like your commitment to the show. Thanks for that.

How do you feel about cavity searches? How do you feel about taint searches? Both not good. But if they have to be done, they have to be done, and I'm okay with it. You would rather take a Border security fist to the b-hole Than stay working with us

Is that how you feel about us? Correct Here's a question One million dollars Yeah I'll take it A stranger's fist Oh I thought you were going to say Well stay working with us

Wait what? Would you do it? How long are they out there? Not long Hey Ben I know you're leaving But you're going to have to put a warning On the start of this I'll do it? How long are they out there? Not long. Hey, Ben, I know you're leaving, but you're going to have to put a warning on the start of this. I'll do it for you now. Hey, guys, it's getting a bit rough in here.

I've got one. It's done. He's got one. Fast forward the intro if you want to. How much would a million? Would I take a million? And then you don't know who it is. So it could be Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Or it could be, you know, a small lady. To the b-hole To the b-hole I reckon it's physically impossible Nah it's not Nah it's not impossible If you've been on the internet My friends Not even that

Not even that Remember I told you My friend's osteo Had to do it to her What? Yeah No Yes

Fist Yes No Yes That does not He had to do an internal adjustment While she was pregnant I actually might need to tap out of this podcast intro

In the bee hole Yes No Yes That's not a thing She couldn't walk before it She was fine after it I'm sure she couldn't walk after it either

Yeah Look I'll say one I'll say one thing And then I want to wrap up Okay Is this a yes or no I'll say one thing And then I want to wrap up Okay Is this a yes or no I'll say one thing And then I want to wrap up this chat

And I don't want it to come back Okay Okay Yes I'll take it Me too I mean you're an idiot If you don't It's a million dollars

I said don't talk about it I said don't talk about it It's a million bucks for You know However long Uncomfort Or maybe pleasure. That could give me a shit.

It is where the male G-spot is located. Is it? That is a common, that is fact. Yeah. Yeah. So you're welcome, Ben. Male G-spot is in Uranus. You're going to need to make that warning at the start, God, all right?

Yeah, I've got it. Someone talked about something wholesome. Come on. What's everybody done on their holidays? You've been home to see your mum I saw my family Your mum and co It was really nice

It was really weird being back home After not being there for so long It was quite strange They didn't They were like what number kid are you Oh you're the middle one that's right Got to see my brother's house You're's right. Got to see my brother's house. You're the stinky one.

The stinky one. Got to see my brother's house, which was nice. Has he bought a house? Yeah. Must be nice. And rich. He's turning 30 soon. Yeah, well, I would have assumed he was already 30.

Oh, would you? Yeah. He's got that air about him. He's got a settled air about him. Yeah, he is very mature. I had a really confronting conversation about that. Well, not that confronting, but I was talking to my

neighbour about lawn and growing lawn. God, you live an exciting life. I know, and we had this long-ass chat about it on Messenger, and then I was like, oh, hashtag lawn chat, eh? This is what your 30s are all about.

And he goes, I'm not 30. I was like, what? You and I have been hanging out for ages now. How old is he? Well, I don't know, sub-30. You didn't ask him how old he is? No, I deleted him. Is he single? Don't hang out with people under 30.

Oh, you think he's under 30? No, he's under 30. Makes us feel too bad about it. Sorry, he goes, I'm not 30 yet. Don't group me in that category. Or maybe that was... He's 29. No, he's married.

See, after I turn 30, I just take birthdays as a light suggestion now. You mean the age? Yeah, like you can have it. You can choose to, you know Put that age onto your new age If you want I don't even celebrate birthdays I don't want to turn 25 You're such a grinch

Shut up, Anastasia Hey, Anastasia I actually don't want to No, shut your dirty little young mouth I really don't want to 25 is so good Don't you waste it As we told someone on the podcast today

Don't you fucking waste it You're heading towards your peak by the way Really? 27 27 is the year Because you've got a little bit more money A little bit more wisdom A little bit more maturity

Better friend circle Better clothes You'll probably be the hottest you'll ever be Really? Yeah you peak You physically peak That sounds fun Yeah

Cool, I can't wait That's why Clint had an eyebrow ring when he was 27 Peak Peak Get the peak You may not like it, but that is what peak male performance looks like That's cool I also, story for you guys

So when I was home in Stanthorpe, I was hanging out with my nephew, Jonty, a lot, who's two. He just turned two. The one with the big black dildo. The one who found the big black dildo. Anyway. Don't call him Dildo Jonty. Don't you dare.

Jonty found a dildo. You leave. It's not his fault he picked up the dildo in the farm. I do call him Dildo Jonty. Can you imagine new listeners to this podcast? They'll be like, what are they talking about? But also, like there's two Jontis, you don't need to distinguish which Jonti he is.

You're like, which Jonti? Normal Jonti or Dildo Jonti? It's like you call me, you don't know any other person. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, who's the other Jonti that we need to... Cam Mantle has a nephew. His name's J Jonty as well. We knew that.

Are we talking about Cam Mansell's nephew? You guys only know one Anastasia, but you call me Producer Anastasia. No, we know two. What about I'm Out of Love? Yeah, that's my number one Anastasia. That's my number one Anastasia. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Tell the –

Anyway, anyway. Do it, Anastasia. So he's obviously grown up in the country on the farm and my sister was saying he went to this playgroup thing and she had to drop him off for like half an hour and he was playing with the other kids and stuff. Did he try and artificially inseminate the teacher? No, but anyway, at one point she brings out,

because it was around Easter time, she brings out all these bunnies. No. And Jonty apparently goes, bang, shoot them dead. And she goes, oh, no. And all the kids are like, bang, bang, shoot them dead. We like it. When we were at the beach, there was a lame seagull hanging out on the reserve opposite where we were staying.

Big bastard. But one of his wings didn't work. You guys have gigantic seagulls here. Whopper dog. Huge. He was old. Seagulls can live up to 30 years old. This one's wing wasn't working, couldn't fly away.

And similar to that, Lucy, my wife, was like, can we call bird rescue? And they were like, we're miles away from that. Also, how are you going to catch it? No. And Lucy's dad goes I'll get my mate to come around With a gun

And I'll shoot it And he's just big noting At that stage He's all got a gun I can deal with it I was like Who's your gun mate And

Anyway Lucy goes Don't do that John Wayne turns up We left Later that day We got a message from Lucy's mum Not only had he not killed the seagull

He's now Feeding it Wheat bicks Multigrain wheat bicks That have been soaked first So you can easily digest them So he's looking after it The seagull is not getting shot

It's getting fed up for Christmas. God, don't you just love it? What would seagull taste like? Disgusting. Gamey as. They eat all the shit stuff. You would try, but you would eat anything. Yeah.

It's just beer. Except prawns. Can't have prawns. You don't want prawns? Can't have. I do. No, sorry. What about Morton Bay bug?

Have you guys ever had Morton Bay bug? Yeah, they're good Kind of like prawns, lobster thing deal Shellfish You could have one Isn't it weird that Ben is allergic to shellfish And if he eats shellfish He ends up looking and turning into a shellfish

And if he eats shellfish at your party and almost dies, then all the attention goes on him. That's quite shellfish. And that's quite shellfish. I knew where that was going. That's good. Long lead-in. Fuck, wasn't worth it.

That was worth it. I liked it. Oh, man, I could die. Yeah, but you're leaving, so not our responsibility anymore. Nice. I have an EpiPen on me at all times, just in case I ever get the chance to stab you in the heart. Yeah, and if you want to have it used on you, you better not fucking leave. Have you guys ever thought, one last question before we go.

Oh, wrapping it up. I know, but one last question is quite interesting. Have you guys ever thought for a podcast intro. Haven't thought about it. We start with fisting chat. Is it legal to stab ourselves with an EpiPen?

It's not illegal to stab yourself with it. Oh, you mean to do it on a podcast. That could be maybe my last ask to HR. That's a good idea, yeah. Ask if your last podcast intro can be us feeding you a prawn. No.

I vote not to do that. I'm so keen for that. I vote very against that. I don't want to hurt you. I could be swayed. Because what is it in EpiPen? Is it adrenaline? Yes, it's adrenaline.

It's a needle. I wouldn't mind to see what that feels like. A bit of Pulp Fiction. It's incredible, but it's wild. My sister's boyfriend's a doctor. Best rush I've ever had. It is. Oh, my God.

I want to have a go. My sister's boyfriend would come and help us. He's a doctor. Is he? What about your partner? She's a nurse. Oh, she's a nurse, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, but Dr. Trump's nurse.

Nah, I actually think better for the show closer. Nurses are more in and around all the EpiPens that they can tell each other. Okay, I'm going to stab you in the heart with a needle. Who do you want here? A doctor or a nurse? Oh, I eat the rule. Here's the podcast everybody, enjoy.

I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. What time is it? 3, 2, 1. It is free and clean. Happy Pilgrim? Ha! What time is it? Two, three, two, one. ADM's free in Clint. Happy short week. Are we on?

Yeah, I think we're on. We're on. Producer Ben's in the house. Producer Anastasia's in the house. Clint, whereabouts is Clint? Clint's, he's busy at the moment. He's away. I heard he was late. He'll be here soon.

He'll be here very soon. I heard he was running late. Producer Anastasia, can we get an update on Clint? We've had, obviously, a week off. Long weekend. Did he not get the memo, we're back today? No, he didn't. He's on his way, though.

He'll probably be hearing this in the car, so I don't want to say anything incriminating. So he's late. Oh. Late after the holidays. Late after the holidays. Got planned late, we knew. Yeah, he had an extra bit of sleep in.

Yeah, he's planning to be late. Now, Clint will join us in the next half an hour, I believe, hopefully. He'll be back. We are back from Easter holidays. Did everyone have a good break? It was a great break. What did you guys get up to? You went to Christchurch, didn't you, Anastasia?

Yeah, and Queenstown. Oh, hell. You went to Queenstown? Bree, by the way, you're still banned from Cowboys. I checked. I showed you a photo and they said, don't let her back into Queenstown. They emailed me

and said that was only 12 months. No, that was years. Oh, years. Shout out to Cowboys. What a great establishment. I mean, such a good place. We've got a big show planned for you guys today. We're going to give away some Tate McRae tickets, I believe. Yeah, that's exciting.

That got announced today. Yeah, that got announced. That's massive. Georgia talks about that earlier today. If you haven't, you can text. Is it Tate McRae? Just Tate. Tate.

Just text Tate to 9696 and we'll give those away before 4 o'clock. But right now, let's give away some money. All thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play tradie versus lady, call us now. 0800 DIAL ZM. See if you can pick up that 50 bucks cash. But before we get to that, let's do Fancy Light, Kesha and Walker Hayes on ZM with Brian. Brian is banging.

She's so low. Brian Clint. Did I miss anything? Where have you been, bitch? Hi, everybody. I'm back. Just missed a little bit of the show. It's Bree and Clint.

That's Tim Wilkinson. How are you, Bree? Good, thank you, mate. Did you think it was a long, long, long weekend? Just pushing my luck these days. We're entering our fourth year, so I thought, you know, I'd just start pushing the boat out a bit further and see what we can get away with. May as well.

What are we doing? We're doing tradie versus lady. How good. Bree and Clint's tradie versus lady. You haven't missed much, mate. I could play. I don't know any of the questions, so I could play today. Technically, you could, but we have contestants lined up.

Let's meet them. First of all, she's our lady. She's from the Garden City, and she's never broken a bone. Never say never. Welcome to the show. It's Laura. G'day, Laura. Hi.

Do you ever think to yourself, oh, I wouldn't mind breaking a bone, just to experience what it's like, you know? A bit of time off wouldn't go astray, would it? If you had to break a bone, which would you like to break? Maybe like a toe or something. Oh, that's someone who's never broken a toe speaking to me. A toe hurts bad. A toe hurts.

Okay. Let's meet our tradie today. They're a lady tradie. They're 36 years old and they're from Wellington. They love art and photography. Welcome to the show. It's Jessica. G'day, Jessica.

What's your favourite piece of art? Oh, I like Salvador Dali's lobster phone. Me too. Dali is a classic. You know what we say about Dali on this show? Yeah. Just a visionary. If it ain't Dali, I ain't dear.

And we also say, Dali. Yeah, and his lobster period, quintessential't dear. And we also say Dali. Yeah, and his lobster period, quintessential Dali. Okay, perfect. Jessica, your buzzer is tradie. Laura, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. In the movie The Lion King, what is the bird's name? Tradie. Yes, Jessica. Zazu. It is, of course, Zazu.

The right-hand man to the king. Both kings, really. Both kings, yeah. All three kings. All three kings, because yes, Scar was also in there. Question number two, one to the tradies. News out today that the man who started Tesla could be buying Twitter for... Lady. Yes, Laura.

Go for it. You've got to give it a go. Is it Elon Musk? That was the answer. The rest of the question was, for a whopping $66 billion, what's his name? That's never happened before. We've also accepted Rocket Man or Uncle Moneybags. Exactly.

All right. We are one apiece. Nice work. Question number three. Apple has been ordered to pay one Brazilian man $1,600 in compensation for not including a power adapter with the sale of his new iPhone. What number iPhone is the latest one? Lady.

Lady. Yes, Laura. 13. 13. Attentive 13, but it's correct. I like the confidence, Laura. 13. 13. Attentive 13, but it's correct. I like the confidence, Laura. 13. Can you imagine playing this game in 10 years?

We're like, what number iPhone are we up to? I don't have an iPhone. I have a chip in my brain. Laura, you can win the game here. One more answer right and you get 50 bucks. All right, here we go. Question number four. Guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

What a moon sugar. Hi, ladies and gents. Oh, Laura just got in. Harry Styles. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Good game, guys. Very competitive.

But Laura, you come out on top. Woo-hoo, thank you. We're going to send you $50 thanks to KFC. That's correct. We've only been away a $50 thanks to KFC. That's correct. We've only been away a week. No worries, Laura. Have a good day.

Doing the Laura. It's KFC. Do I get $50 from KFC? Free in Clint. You and I have been away for last week for the Easter holidays. Anybody who took that four-day hack in the middle. So good. Well done. Well done. How good. I just, well done.

Yeah. Well done. How good was it? It felt like such a long holiday. For anyone who wasn't allowed to, I feel so sorry for you. The great resignation is on and I think that's all the motivation you need. Array holes. But when I was away, because I got to go home to Australia, everyone.

That's right. How's it going over there? Oh, it's pretty much. Are they under control? Pretty much the same as here. That's right. How's it going over there? Oh, it's pretty much- Are they under control? Pretty much the same as here. Yeah, right. You know? Bit of a shit show.

Yeah, bit of a shit show. But when I was there, I saw a lot of family, some friends, caught up with people and did all that stuff. And I met a new person through one of my friends. And for some reason, we got on the topic of talking about unusual fears that you have oh yeah because i think it was this person had just figured out that they have an unusual fear and they never really knew that they had it but they just kind of have figured it out recently okay and i was like okay what is it and she goes to me she's like have you ever you know when you

eat and she couldn't even barely talk about it because it made her feel sick. Right, okay. But she was like, have you ever, you know, when you eat peanut butter and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like. It's like an oily layer. Yeah, she goes, that's my fear.

Oh, that's very specific. And I was like, what? It's very specific. And she goes, it's around like suffocation and stuff. Oh, wow. Because you know that feeling when if you have a big piece of peanut butter and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. Yeah. It's like that.

Yeah, but I never thought I was going to suffocate. Well, no, but that's. That's what my nose is for. It's irrational fears. True, true. I see what you're saying. Anyway, I looked it up because I was like, that's not a thing. It is a thing.

Is it all nut butters? I don't know. Would it happen with a cashew or an almond? What about like Vegemite? True. You know? Yeah, true. So I looked it up.

You want to know what it's called? And forgive me because I'm not going to be able to say it. It's called arachibuttrifobia. Arachibuttrifobia. Arachibuttriphobia. It is the fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth. Isn't arachibut what you get when you don't wipe properly? Well, that's another different type of fear. You get arachibut when you've been on a big, long hike?

Yeah, apparently it's a thing. Wow. But it's very unusual. Did you tell her about your phobia? I did because I was like, oh, don't worry about it. I've got a weird phobia. Commitment. And it was weird because your partner was right there.

She's like, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. That was good from you. I'm working on it. You're getting funnier over the holidays. No, because my unusual fear we've talked about on this show is trypophobia. It's a fear of small clusters of holes. I can't even talk about it.

And then you also have an unusual fear. Used fruit. Any open fruit, any kind of fruit that I haven't started myself. Weird. Which one do you think is more unusual? The peanut butter one. Yeah. The peanut butter one.

But I would say that. Yeah. Well, to you, yours isn't unusual. Did the producers have one? I've never, have we ever asked them? Ben's not afraid of anything, are you? No, not really. I don't.

Except prawns. Yeah, he's heavily allergic to prawns. He's afraid of anaphylaxis. I'm afraid of dying. Yeah, that's fair. Anastasia? Talking to the opposite sex. That makes so much sense. Yeah. Well, let's open a Anastasia? Talking to the opposite sex. That makes

so much sense. Well, let's open a safe space this afternoon, shall we, for people to admit their weird fears? Unusual fears. I want to hear from, you know, obviously fear of heights and, you know, that kind of stuff we've heard. Fear of spiders. What's the unusual ones?

Do you have a fear of dishwashing liquid? Yeah. Do you have a fear of... I just remembered I've got? Do you have a fear of dishwashing liquid? Yeah. Do you have a fear of... I just remembered I've got another. I have a fear of tea towels. There you go. It's the poll day. It's terrified. It's disgusting.

0800 dials at M or text in your unusual fear to 9696 this afternoon. Let's start a community of scaredy cats together, shall we? And we won't use it against you like we do to each other here at the Bree and Clint show.

Or have a black thunder waiting outside your house with your fear. We're talking unusual fears. So not your typical ones. A lot of people share the same ones like fear of heights, fear of spiders, snakes. What's some of the other super common ones? Fear of water is a big one. Yes, fear of the dark. Fear of the dark, yeah.

Fear of growing old alone. Fear of the, I was gonna say fear of the mother-in-law. That's common. Fear of your missus. Yep, yep. You know, just the standard ones. The usual. I currently, this is a real one, I suffer from fear of the hangover.

I can't handle the hangover anymore so I live my life in fear of that, and I just don't do anything anymore. It's called being out of practice. A hundred percent. So we want to know your unusual fears this afternoon, and boy, we're getting some interesting ones. Antoinette is here. Hi, Antoinette.

Hi, Antoinette. Hello. What's your unusual fear? I have a fear of the hair in the drain, like pulling it out. Yeah, that's a bad one. I've got a question for you ladies, okay? The people who put the hair in the drain. If it's your pubic hair, you've got some long-ass pubes.

They get stuck. They get clumped. This is a genuine question, okay? And it might be different in your household because there are no men that live in your house. Why is clearing that hair out of the drain the man's job? So this is the deal. When you guys manage to not get any of your little beard hairs all over the sink, we'll clean out the drain.

Okay. Is that our way? Fair enough. It's Antoinette. You hear me. Well, good for Antoinette. Her's the literal fear of it. I'll pretend I've got one.

There's a few texts coming through. Someone said, G'day, guys. Pretty sure the plumbers on site have an irrational fear of broomsticks. Haven't seen them clean up after themselves once during the 12 months on this job. That's legit. That's a legit fear. That's a real one.

A lot of people saying they have a fear of the sponge. I know about sponge phobia. Similar to your tea towel phobia. I'm telling you, that also could be trypophobia. The holes. The holes. The sponge often has a smell about it too. And can I just tell you, if your sponge or your tea towel have a smell,

that's bacteria. And you need to put them both in a hot wash to kill the bacteria. Or just do what I do. I put it in the bin. 100% paper towels in Bruce's house. Amber's here. Amber, you're afraid of the sponge. Yeah, it's not necessarily like the dish sponge,

but it's actually the feel of like, you know, the foam spongy stuff that you get in, like the yellow foamy stuff in beds and in all of those things. Listen to her, she's freaking out. Yeah, she's like... Honestly, it's got goosebumps. So how do you go to sleep?

Your pillow's made of sponge, your bed's made of sponge. No, it's not. No, I've got feather pillows and things like that. No, none of that. No, gross. Oh, really? No. Interesting.

Is it the look? Literally, I'm sitting here. It's the feel of it. She's sitting there on a really hard seat. Yeah. No sponges for me. No, not whatsoever. I'm not going to treat my bottom. Yeah, it's the feel of it. She's sitting there on a really hard seat. Yeah. No sponges for me. No, not whatsoever.

I'm not going to treat my bottom. You know what is also a horrible feeling is microfibre towels. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's horrible. Yeah. A lot of texts coming through. Someone said, my husband has a fear of cotton wool. Yeah, right. Okay.

I don't know why. Must be the touch of it on his skin. The texture could be. Someone else said, little feet on animals walking on me. I love that one. Finally, Danielle, what's your unusual fear?

Okay, so I am absolutely mortified of polystyrene. Like, absolutely cannot. I've heard of people like you. Why? It's the squeakiness of a day when it like, eee, eee, eee.

Yeah. What about the texture when you like break it and it's like, grrr. Like, I won't open my packages. I was going to say,

what happens when you buy a new TV? I don't care. I'm not interested. We'll not go there. You'd rather not go there. Just picture this, Danielle, for a second.

Yep. Piece of polystyrene and you get your fingernail and you run it down the polystyrene. Oh, me too. I'm so shocked. All right, I'm glad we could freak you out, Danielle. Brianne Clint. Right now, though, it's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, this story is all over the internet. Is Elon Musk buying Twitter? That's the plan. They've approved his bid of $44 billion US, so that's about $61 billion. It's so wild. Now, why does Elon Musk want to buy Twitter and what is he going to do with it?

That's what everyone's asking. One of the biggest things that Elon Musk has had a gripe about is that freedom of speech. He believes that Twitter should be completely a place, freedom of speech should be, you know, pivotal in that space and that everyone should be able to say whatever they want. He's like, you know, these are discussions that, quote, change the world. So a lot of people are thinking, does that mean that Donald Trump is going to be back on Twitter? Yeah. Probably. Probably.

Here's what's interesting. Donald Trump was asked that. This is what he said. This made me laugh. Donald Trump has made his own social platform. Did you know that? It's called Truth. Yeah.

Oh, God. He said, yeah, I know. He said, I'll be sticking to Truth. I won't be going back on that. That is what he says now, but I can assure you he will go back on those words and he will join Twitter again once he's allowed to. So now there is a chance that, you know, the sale might not go through. There's like a big board of director meetings.

I'm pretty sure for $61 billion they're going to give it the green light. They're going to be fine. Their dividends will go up. So there you go. Here's a couple of things that he wants to say. He said this. He wants to defeat Spambot. He wants human authentication.

You know, I'm not good at this stuff. New features. He wants to make the algorithms in open source and finally implementing free speech on the platform. One of those is,

should you do an edit button? 75% said yes. So you can edit your tweets. Yeah, interesting. I heard that he wants to buy Twitter so that he can shut down that account that was set up

that kid who was tracking his plane. Do you remember that? Oh, yes. That kid, and he can shut down that account that was set up that kid who was tracking his plane. Do you remember that? Oh, yes. That kid, and he set up this thing and it was actually a bot and it just posted the location of Elon Musk's plane.

He's like, bro, can you stop doing that? And the kid's like, nah, bro. That's so funny. He offered him $5,000. The kid said no, so he's gone and bought

the entire website. Well, I guess he's that rich. He can do that. So glad to hear freedom of speech as long as it's in 280 characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't speech too much. Okay, Brianne Clint, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Brianne Clint. We just had a wake-off. And I, in like two and a half years for the first time, got to go home to Australia for Easter. I forgot that that happens if I say Australia.

It's three times? Twice. Twice is the max. I've changed the rules. Okay, good. Have you not been home for two and a half years? Nah. I thought you went home last year.

I went home for two days, which I don't count that. Oh, okay. Right, right, right. For a fleeting trip for two days. This was like an actual holiday, you know? And I was like, this is so weird, so bizarre. And it's the first time I've travelled in two and a half years. I imagine it would be very strange to go through all of that.

Because not only do you not really remember what it's like to do overseas travel and all the things that go with it, it's also there's this weird air of danger about it. Yeah. And it's not. You've got the same risk of getting COVID in Australia as you do in New Zealand. Probably slightly higher in New Zealand, to be honest.

But it would just feel really weird. I think it's like international travel for someone like me, already super stressful. And I think for a lot of people, it's not a calming experience, is it? No, airports aren't a resort. No. And then you add in all of this extra pressure now. And let me tell you, if you're planning on travelling,

and I can't even speak for different countries and this and that or whatever, but oh, my God, the paperwork that they make you fill out. And then you have to go and get this rat test and then you have to pay extra for that. And then if you need to get this rat test, then you pay more for that. And then, I'm not joking, like when we were coming back to New Zealand, 40 minutes of paperwork it takes. And every single person is having to do this.

So can you imagine? And they make it so complicated, right? It's so complicated that we got to the airport and people are yelling and screaming at each other because they don't make it clear what you have to do. So then the poor airline people are like obviously trying to deal with everyone and being like, this is what you have to do. They also have no staff because they had to lay everybody off.

Exactly. And so now they're having to rebuild their workforce because you can't go get the same people back. They've got other jobs now. So you're having to retrain people to do this really stressful job. God, bring back the days of Smartgate when you could just walk through really hungover, scan your passport and then head straight into duty free.

Because it's just crazy how much extra stuff you have to do. And some people just have no idea. And this is what I meant when I said, I pretty sure I sabotaged our show. So talk to me about this. So I sabotaged our show Clint, because I was standing at the Gold Coast airport and you know, we've, we've done all our stuff. We've got all our stuff ready. And I look over and I'm like, I know that person over there. And I see Jaden from the Sharon and Jaden show on the edge. Oh, our enemy. Our enemy, our arch nemesis.

Our rival, yeah. Not our enemy, but our rival. No, we hate them. No, we love them. We love them. Anyway, I see Jaden. We hate JJ and Pliny. We hate Hitherto Plessy Allen.

All of them. All of them. All of them. We hate them all. Anyway, I see him over there and he's with his girlfriend and they look hung over, like real hung over. Yeah, they're not professionals over there at the edge. He would be hung over. Leave him alone.

Anyway, I said, Jaden, g'day, mate. And he goes, oh, Brie, g'day. What are you up to? And I was like, oh, just heading home. He goes, the 11.55? And I said, yeah. mate and he goes oh Brie g'day um what are you up to and I was like oh just heading home he goes the 11 55 and I said yeah and I was like we just need waiting on our test that we're you know blah blah he goes test what do you mean and I was like oh you know you have to get the test and then fill out all that paperwork that takes like 40 minutes he goes what are you talking about anyway I'm not

joking him and his girlfriend done nothing and it's about an hour and a half. Has he heard of COVID? Does he know there's been a pandemic going on? I'm not joking. I sat there, my partner and I, and we literally helped these two individuals do all of this paperwork and everything. So I should have bloody left him there.

Oh, you helped him? Yeah. Mate. I felt bad. I told you. How many times do I have to tell you? Don't help our enemies, okay? We could have been the only ones on air this afternoon.

I regret it so much. He would have still been on the Gold Coast. I saw JG Feeney's in Fiji. We could have been the only show available to listen to this afternoon. Yeah, see, because I saw JJ and she asked for help and I said, get stuff. We don't want you back. Yeah. see, because I saw JJ and she asked for help and I said, get stuff. We don't want you back. Yeah. We're taking over. That's right. That's the cutthroat

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He has purchased two investment properties in the last year. What? And he's currently making $87,000 a month. How? How's he doing it, Brie? Selling drugs. No, it's not selling drugs. Super lucrative. No, what he's doing is legal.

OnlyFans. No, not OnlyFans. People are making that kind of money. Yeah, it's not him. What else could he be doing? He? No, I'm all out of ideas. That's it. Only fans will sell drugs.

That's the only way to get a hit in life. He's a part of a syndicate and they bought a racehorse. No. No, don't anybody tell you that that is going to make you money. The number of my mates who I've messaged are like, me and some of the fellas are pulling into a horse. I'm like, you're cooked. I'm telling you, this is the next far lap they're saying.

The next far lap. Then they all gamble on that horse and they lose even more money. Maccabi Diva, who? This is the next big horse. Horses are a Ponzi scheme. No, Jordan Caruccio from Sydney is selling shoes. Selling shoes? He's a stock reseller who uses inside knowledge and internet bots to find sought-after shoes, and then he buys as many as he can,

and then he sells them on for a markup. He's a shoe scalper. Yeah, right. He's a shoe scalper. I follow a guy who does this in LA. I find it super interesting. It's all like the Nike Dunks and all those kind of- All the Jordans, all the special editions, whatever you're after.

Exactly. Yeezys. He buys Yeezys. He buys those ugly Yeezy sandals. That much money. Yeah, $87,000 a month. He's got so many shoes. This is how it works.

He charges you a membership fee to join his private social media group. So you pay to be a member, so you get the information. And then he sells you shoes, which you then also pay for. I know, right? So he creates the hype by buying all the stock so no one else can get it. Then he charges you first to get access to buy it, and then he charges you to buy it as well.

The man's a freaking genius. I mean, it's smart. Does he have any of those New Balance 550s? Because I can't find those anywhere. You're trying to get on the New Balance team. He would have some. You reckon he would? He would have some.

I might become a member. Yeah. Did you ever do like a hustle like that where you... Yes, I did actually. What was your hustle? I used to go to Pack and Save and buy the 24 pack of Jolly Fizzy drinks. Yes. They were 50 cents a drink.

Okay. And then I'd put them in the chilli bin and I'd walk around the soccer fields. How much would you charge? $1.50. Oh, yeah, that's a pretty good markup. 200% markup, not bad. Yeah, because, I mean, it doesn't take you that much time to go again, does it? No, did you ever have one?

When I was real young. So my mum's a hairdresser by trade and she used to have her home salon and then she had her other salon in town or whatever. Yeah. And I thought, I mean, my mum's making money out of the laundry in our house. Yeah. I set up a, you know, like a lemonade stand. Yeah. But I set up a free haircut stand and people could tip me if they liked the haircut.

At your laundry? In your laundry of your house? It was out on the side of the road. Oh, right. Yeah. How many haircuts did you get? Oh, I didn't. No one stopped.

No, because there's charity and then that's just stupid. I mean, it was free. Yeah. You know? Some punk kid with a pair of rusty scissors. I was seven No thank you I want to talk real lucrative hustles This afternoon

Like what's the thing that you got into That made you real money Like you look back now And you go starting to sell this thing Or do this thing Or collect this thing Has made me crazy money Let me tell you about Arbonne.

No, no, no, hear me out. Yeah, yeah, right. Tell me in a minute, okay? 0800 dials at M or text it in to us this afternoon on 9696. Brag to us about your really lucrative side hustle. We're talking side hustles or maybe even your main hustle this afternoon. We want to know the thing that made you rich. There's a guy

in Sydney who is making $87,000 a month reselling shoes. He buys up the stock when it drops and then he marks it up and he sells it on to you. He's a shoe scalper, essentially. So that's why all the Jordan 1s are so expensive. That's why you can't get the shoes you want

because people like him are using bots to buy them and then sell them back to you. God. You know? I tell ya. So I want to know, how'd you get rich?

What's your thing? What was your lucrative side hustle? Juliet is here. Hi, Juliet. Hi, Juliet. Hi. What would you do,

Juliet, on the side? When I was like 10, I used to like bulk buy squishies on Etsy and then sell them to like bulk buy squishies on Etsy and then sell them to like these poor girls on Instagram

for like $10. Squishies? Squishies? Yeah, like when they were like really popular. Yeah, right.

Explain to us, Moldafolk, what's a squishy? It's like, oh, it's like a, like a toy, like a stress reliever toy.

Oh yeah? And they come in like such cute designs and I just used to buy them on Etsy for like $5 for like a stress reliever toy. Oh, yeah. And they come in like such cute designs. I used to buy them on Etsy for like $5 for like $20 and then resell them for so much. Wow. What's the texture like? Pardon?

Oh, it's like memory foam. Is it quite squishy? Squishy? Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. And they smell pretty good too. You buy them for $5, sell them for $10. That's awesome.

How much money did you make, Juliette? Like at least $300. Whoa, did you declare that to the IRD? Did you pay income tax on that? I was like $10. I'm always interested to know, Juliette, kids who are that smart, what do you do now? Oh, I'm still in high school.

Oh, right. I resell clothes in Depop now and make a little bit of money. So you're clearly entrepreneurial. What do you want to do? What do you think your job will be when you leave school? Something that makes me a lot of money, I hope. See, this kid's got it. Can I buy into whatever company you're going to start?

Yeah, that'd be good. All right, thank you, Juliet. Let's talk to Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks.

What's your side hustle business that makes you money? Well, so when I was younger, and I was probably between 8 and 10 years old, I made a good couple of hundred dollars selling basil pesto, making it in the kitchen, selling it on the side of the road. Okay, this is a wholesome hustle I can get behind. Oh, my God, I love this. Right, okay. I just stand on the street with a sign saying Basil Pesto.

Yeah, you made hundreds of dollars selling Basil Pesto. Yeah, well, I was a competitive swimmer and race togs are extremely expensive and of course, being a younger girl, I was like, oh, I want to have the race togs like the others. Basil Pesto. Yeah, so that's how I made

my money. So you were selling Basil Pesto on the side of the road. I've never heard someone call weed basil pesto. It's time for the name game. A bloody simple game where I give you a name, just one name, a singular name, and you have to give me a celebrity who uses that name as part of their name. It could be their first name or their last name.

Pretty easy game. I got pants the last time we played this. You did. Down trowel. You've got to think quickly, okay? You've got to keep your brain moving. It's the speed that'll get you. Rachel's here to play.

Hey, Rach. Hi. Hi. Hey, Rachel. You understand how to play the game? Yes. Like if I was to say to you, for example, if I was to say Rachel, you would say?

Ray. Rachel, Ray. Perfect. You've got it. Obscure one, but I'm here for it. No need to buzz in. Just yell out an answer. And if you give an appropriate answer,

you'll get the point. First to three wins 50 KFC chicken dollars. Good luck. Today, all of the names I'll be giving you are names for the boys. Okay? Okay. The boys names. Doesn't mean that a lady couldn't use this as

part of her name, though. You know, she could have a masculine last name when it still worked for her. Gotcha. Just to be a little bit more confusing for you. I feel like that's a hint, Rachel. Good luck, everybody. Here comes the first one. Someone give me a famous Trevor.

Trevor. Trevor. Lucas? Trevor Scott? Travis Scott? Trevor. Trevor Noah. Trevor Noah.

Well done from The Daily Show. That was a hard one. Trevor Noah was the only one that I had as well. Was the only one, okay. Unless you wanted to do Trevor Mallard from the Speaker of the House in Parliament. No, no, no, not him, not him, not him. Okay, right, she's still in this. Someone give me a famous...

Daniel. Radcliffe. Oh, lightning fast. I had Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah, who fast. I had Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah, who else? I also had Daniel Ricciardo. Craig. The Formula One driver.

Oh, yeah, Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel Craig. Yes. James Bond. And that's it. Daniel Day-Lewis. Yeah, I definitely had him, yep. And, damn, Daniel.

Back at it again with the white vans. Back at it again with the white vans. Back at it again with the white vans. You're on the ropes here, Rachel, okay? You need to get this one to stay in the game. Someone give me a famous Bob. Bob Marley. Way! You're in it, Rachel.

Well done. Rachel, nice one. There's actually lots of famous Bobs. Saget. Saget, RIP. Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan, Rach. Well done. Rachel, nice one. There's actually lots of famous Bobs. Saget. Saget, RIP. Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan, yeah. Bob.

The Builder. Bob the Builder, yeah, yeah. Very famous. Okay, here we go, Rach. Come on, you got this, okay? You got this. Someone give me a famous. Peter.

Peter Rabbit. Rabbit. Jackson. I have to take real people So I can't accept Peter Rabbit I can accept Peter Jackson And there's the game Oh bugger

But Rach you did well mate You get the 50 KFC chicken dollars anyway We're going to send them to you because you were good fun Thank you And who said Peter Rabbit isn't real You know that's a very, very good point, actually. We don't know. Who am I to say that?

Brian Clint. I said before that I've got a food warning for everybody out there. And this is serious, okay? You don't want to get this. You don't want to get the bloody, you don't want to get the icky tummy. You've got to be careful. Thousands of people in the States have said a popular cereal which is available here in New Zealand has given them a bad tummy.

Which one? The cereal in question is, I don't know if you've had this before. All brand? No. Because that stuff will make you pimp. But in a good way, right? I think that's the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, if all brand was, if all brand was. Shut down the all brand company if that's what was... Like, there's not much in... Shut down the All Brand company, if that's what it's doing. There's not much in All Brand, is there, to go wrong? No, but the amount that comes out. Oh, crazy. No, the cereal is... And actually, this is worthy of a drumroll.

Cereal is... Lucky Charms. Oh. You ever had Lucky Charms? I think I had them once when I lived in the States. I didn't know you could get it here. It's a cereal consisting of toasted oats and colourful, charmed-shaped marshmallows.

What a wholesome breakfast. It is full of sugar. It's fronted by a leprechaun called Lucky. Yeah, what does Lucky have to say about this? He hasn't responded yet. More than 4,500 people have complained on the website IWasPoisoned.com about falling ill after eating the cereal. Common symptoms included vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea.

Bad. Diarrhea. So my challenge for you this afternoon, Bree, is spell it. I thought you were going to say... Spell the word diarrhea. Oh, no. And everybody's in on this. I thought you were going to say spell lucky charms.

I was like, I'd even struggle with that. No, I want you to spell the word diarrhea. Oh, diarrhea. We'll put some Shack Official lambs before you. Producer Anastasia, without Googling it, spell the word diarrhea. You get one shot at it. That's so unfair. Okay.

D-I-A-R-R-H-E. Wait, slow down, slow down. Wait, so wait. Can you start again? Hey, D. Can you spell it? I can't, I've got to look at it. Okay, she's too good.

No, she's out. She's out. You can come back if Brie gets it wrong. You look like you were reading something off the computer. Yeah, you guys do actually. Close your eyes. Brie, you're reading the answer, Anastasia. Why are you reading it off the computer?

Brie, close your computer and spell diarrhea. When you're going in a... Diarrhea. D-I... Diarrhea. D-I-A... E... Bin, spell diarrhea.

I'm typing it out. You're not allowed to write it down. You're not allowed to write it down. Why not? Spell diarrhea. Spell diarrhea. I'm typing it out. You're not allowed to write it down. I'm writing it. You're not allowed to write it down. Why not? Spell diarrhea. Spell diarrhea. D-I-A-R R E

Di-H-O-R-E-A. I'm actually really good at spelling. Yeah, okay, that's why you're going last now. Okay. Hang on, wait. Listen to how serious she's taking this. I know. I reckon I've got it. You reckon you've got it? Yeah, but you go first. Actually, no. D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A-E.

I've got it. You are looking so good as well. E-A. I've got it. Okay, you get one more shot. One more shot. Okay, ready? Hear me out.

T-H-E-S-Q-U-I-R-T-S. No, I see where you're going with that, but unfortunately that's not it. Technically the same. I'll give you the correct spelling because this is getting stupid. D-I-A-R-R-H. You were right about that. He's lost it. O-E-A.

Di-R-H-O-R-I-A. I can spell it. I'llA. Dyer. Horia. I can spell it. I'll spell it right now. Go on. I mean. In a state. Shit joke. Shit joke.

Shit joke. Bree and Clint. I feel like a lot of people could relate to this. I can't because I've never got married. Still waiting. Okay. But, you know, before your wedding day, there's like all this pressure and you're gearing up and you

need to get your nails done. You need to get all this kind of thing done. How do you know? Well, I'm assuming. I've seen from afar, you know. I've watched all my friends come and go, get married. And I'm, you know, just from... Do you want to get married though? I don't know.

I don't know. Keep playing it cool. Yeah. I'm cool either way, eh? Not a big deal. Haven't thought about it. I haven't really gave much thought. Anyway, and you know... Definitely don't have a Pinterest board.

Nah, nah, nah. I mean, don't have a scrapbook from when I was younger. Nah, nah, nah. But, you know, there's all this pressure and you need to get all these spray tans and all that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah. When we got married, my wife and I... You got a spray tan. No, I, no. But, you know, there's all this pressure and you need to get all these spray tans and all that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah. When we got married, my wife and I.

You got a spray tan. No, I wish I had. She got a spray tan because we were getting married out of town. She got a spray tan in a different city. We had to go down months before so she could have a test spray tan from that spray tanner so we knew if that spray tanner was good or not.

See, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah. And it's good to do tests because there's a story about a woman who was a week out from her wedding, right? And she decided that she would go to a beautician to get her eyebrows tinted. Oh, yeah. I think actually not tinted.

She was getting them waxed and then she wanted to get them filled in, you know, to see how they'd look on the day. Did she get that microblading tattoo stuff done? No. Right, just the drawing bit. Yeah, so it turns out that she's actually allergic to the eyebrow tint. So she wasn't getting them tinted. Okay, good to know.

She was just getting them waxed. But the beautician misheard her and she tinted her eyebrows. Ooh. How far out from the wedding? This is a week. Ooh. So you'd think, oh, not a big deal. I mean, how bad from the wedding? It was a week. Ooh. So you'd think, oh, not a big deal. I mean, how bad could it be?

Could be a big deal. It gets a little bit itchy, you know. She got sent to hospital where her eyes were so swollen that they were closed shut. Oh, my God. She looks like she's had a thousand bee stings. She looks like an alien. Oh, she looks like that alien out of that James Franco movie

where they meet the alien. Yeah. Don't they? It's so bad. She looks like those inflatable aliens people used to take to concerts. Oh, that's exactly what she looks like. Those green ones. She kind of looks like those aliens from that film clip,

Blue, I would be, I would die. Yeah, and she's got really, the worst bit is, this is the real salt in the wound, her eyebrows look terrible. Don't they? She's so swollen. Yeah. Oh, poor thing.

They're not even that tinted. That is so stressful because you've got to look good on your wedding day. That's your birthright. But she doesn't look like she can attend her wedding, even if she wanted to go looking like that. Yeah, so she said, so for four days her eyes swelled. Yeah.

And she was like, I'm going to have to elope. I'm going to have to cancel the wedding. Yeah. And anyway, she... That's if he still wants to marry her, looking like that. She's like, I don't even know where he is. I can't see anything. Anyway, the swelling did die down just in time. She said

there was a little bit left. Oh no, she looks beautiful. She looks stunning. Doesn't she look good? Yeah, she'd come right. I mean, not when they're swollen. Eyebrows could do with a bit of tinting, but let's not go there. That's a horrific beauty fail so close to the big dance.

That's really upsetting. I was going to ask you if you've ever had a beauty fail But I mean Have you? I'm a natural beauty Remember that spray tan I had for our last photo shoot Oh yeah We thought there was going to be five or six lights on us

But there was only one light And then they took the photo I looked like I was doing blackface Like proper look like I was doing comedic blackface. Yeah, and it wasn't good. It wasn't good. I mean... That was a beauty fail.

Yeah. That was a beauty fail. Yeah, I'd say it was. Not your fault. You had a beauty fail? Absolutely. Have you? I think the worst one I've ever had was about five or six years ago

I decided I wanted to get laser hair removal. Mm-hmm. I was like, this is going to be great. I want to get laser hair removal. I was like, this is going to be great. I want to get laser hair removal. This is for me. And I did my research and I went in and the lady was really nice. She goes, is this your first time? I said, yes.

And she goes, right, I'll give you some spray that you have to spray on the area afterwards. On the venude. Do you just call my vagina the venude? Yeah. It's not that big. On the vahine. Yeah, right. On the vahod. Do you just call my vagina the vernood? Yeah. It's not that big. On the vaheen. Yeah, right.

On the vaheen, right? Anyway, so she's done all the laser and I was like, okay, sweet. Now I get the laser and I spray this stuff on every day and it's good to go. Like wet and forget. Yeah. The next day, wet and forget. The next day, I'm not joking, I was like, God, it's sore down there. And I've literally, I'm not joking, I'm like, God, it's sore down there. And I've literally,

I'm not joking, I've taken my pants off. Did you spray it in the vagina? No, no, I was just spraying it on. I've taken my pants off and it looked like my vahine had been stung by about 60 bees. Really? It was so swollen. It was so swollen.

And I freaked out and I called her. I said, just to let you know, I used to have two of those and now it just looks like one. Oh, that bad? It was that swollen. The valley had closed. You couldn't even tell. Really?

The Grand Canyon had been reunited. Yeah. Oh! How long did that take to go down? You know when Moses parted the sea Yeah, yeah The sea had come back together It came crashing back together

Exactly How long did that take to go down? So she was like, it's all good It's your first time Some people can have, you know, a worse reaction than others And it took about three days It was like a, but you know It was like a balloon deflating

It was like But it was a fail It was really painful Let's talk about beauty fails Because So long as you're okay now They can be quite funny Yeah

Right As long as you're alright now As long as you're alright now It can be on any part of your body If it was a beauty fail We want to hear about it this afternoon You can call us on 0800 dial ZM Or you can text your beauty fail to 9696 as well.

Share your pain with us. We'll get it on. Bree and Clint. We're asking for your beauty fails after a woman went to get her eyebrows waxed and told the beautician, don't tint them, I'm very allergic. But the beautician heard... Tint them. Tint them. Tint them, I'm very allergic But the beautician heard

Tint them Tint them Tint them I'm very keen I'm very keen For some tint On the brows Anyway

It ended in Two days in the hospital And she couldn't see Out of her eyes Because she was so swollen Her face puffed up Like you know When you're making

Flatbreads on the oven And it goes First And then it goes Down Like that That's what her face did Yeah Do you remember This just reminded me Remember we talked Earlier this year when you're making flatbreads on the oven and it goes first and then it goes down. Like that. That's what her face did, yeah. Do you remember this?

It just reminded me. Remember we talked earlier this year, my wife ended up in the news. Yes. Because she did one of those foot peels, the Korean foot bag. She did one too many, didn't she? She did one, loved it,

then went in for a second one and that skin was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No more, please. She got second degree burns on her feet. It was so bad. She had to have her feet bandaged.

Yeah, it was horrible. So we want to know your beauty fails so we can laugh together. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi. What happened to you, mate? So I went to get, like, my chin waxed for free to be a model at this beauty course. And, um, yeah. Sorry. And, like, get like my chin waxed for free to be a model at this beauty course and um yeah sorry and like she messed it up quite bad and like straight after i had like lumps and it was red all over my chin and like that lasted for a couple of weeks and then to this day i know to this day i have a beard

like a man now oh no because you don't want to go and get another chin wax. Your issue is you were paying for the, well, you weren't paying. You went for the paru-free chin wax. If you want to get your lady beard taken care of, go and see the experts. Yeah. I know. I've tried doing it myself, but it just grows back so bad now like it never used to. Can I say you should look into laser hair removal.

It's actually quite good for facial hair. Yeah. Yeah, you should. Bree told us that laser hair removal made her vajayjay swell up. I'm sure that won't happen to your face. I said my lips, Anonymous. I was talking about my upper lip. Oh, yeah.

Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Bring this conversation out of the gutter. Hi, Nicole. Hi. Bring this conversation out of the gutter. Tell us your beauty fail. So I had a tendency to excessively sweat. Oh, yeah. And for my high school ball, I got a prescription deodorant.

Oh, like the strong, heavy duty stuff, Nicole? Yes, that's right. And it burned my underarm so badly. It's 20 years later and it's still gone. I had the exact same experience at high school, Nicole. The same thing. It's that really aluminium-based deodorant, right? I think so, yeah.

And you would have wanted to wear like a strappy number to your school ball and have your armpits exposed. You're hosting, Nicole. It was completely sleeveless, so I kept my arms down all night. Oh, no. How did you deal with it? What did you wear to the ball instead? I wore the same thing.

I just didn't lift up my arms. Oh, that was... No, you just waddled around like a penguin the whole night. Oh, Nicole, what about when the YMCA came on? What about when the DJ said, put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air? This is how Nicole would be doing YMCA. She's like.

Just no arms involved. Oh, Nicole, you poor thing. What have you done since? Have you got Botox in the armpits? I've heard that's good. Oh, no, I just kind of went away. Maybe it was hormonal. Who knows?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You're just a sweaty teenager. We've all been there. Finally, Amanda, tell us about your beauty fail. So I went for a bikini wax and the beautician left behind some of the wax. So then I went to take my knickers off later. I basically waxed myself. No, Amanda.

How much wax was left? It wasn't a whole lot, Amanda. How much wax was left? It wasn't a whole lot, thankfully. How much? Just a small bit was, God, did it hurt. How much hair was left? You were paying to have that removed. Oh, not that much, jeez. Oh, you were just getting quite a personal question.

It's true. I had no right to ask you that, Amanda. Now, Amanda, tell me what it looked like when... All right, Amanda, thank you for calling and letting us invade your privacy this afternoon. Thank you, Amanda. We really appreciate it. No problem.

We appreciate that. Did you ever hear that story about someone who put wax on and then they sat in the bathtub? Oh, and stuck to the bottom of the bath? Is that a wife's tale? Please tell me it is. I think so. Okay, good.

We were just talking beauty failures before and you asked if the wax in the bathtub story is an old wives' tale. Yeah. We've had a text in. I'll just preface this

with this is slightly graphic, this text, so if you're not into that, you've been warned, okay? Someone texted in and said, no, it is not an old wives tale.

I tried to wax my booty hole and chickened out. So I thought, I'll get into the hot bath and melt the wax off. It stuck and I cried when my sister had to help me up and my a-hole was certainly hair and

skinless. Smooth though. Oh, it was no skin as well. It ripped the skin off their booty hole. Oh. You wouldn't want to eat spicy food for a while. No. Jack. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday thing. You'd be holding it in for a couple of days, I reckon. So the taint. It was the taint. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ouch.

Okay, good. There's a, well, interesting that it's not an old wives tale. Well, there you go. Yeah. There you go. I'm so. Your sister's in there with a spatula. She's like.

I've got to get you off. I need to get in between you and the bathtub and the wax. Just hold on. Okay, let's do some birthday bangers. We haven't done any for a couple of weeks now. Chachi's here. Kia ora, Chachi. Hi, Chachi.

Kia ora, Clint. Kia ora, Free. How are you, mate? Yes, fabulous, thank you. How are you? Oh, good to hear. We're good. We've been refreshed from a break, I think.

What about you? Did you get some time off? Yeah, nah. Nah, it doesn't happen when you have kids. I feel you, Chachi, totally. Let's do your birthday banger then. What was your birthday? 18th of May, 1985.

All right, Chachi, you were 16 in 2001. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss, but you know, but you know that... How freaky is this? We were just talking about this movie. Literally just before, because producer Anastasia, you said you just watched this on the weekend.

Yeah, I watched Cardi ugly for the first time. And now it's up in birthday banger. What are the chances? Someone say Mind Blown Tuesday. Mind Blown Tuesday. Chachi, do you love that song? It's not the song I was expecting to come up. Yeah, well, it's the song that chose you.

Do you like Coyote Ugly? Are you the kind of girl who would get up and dance on the bar? Yeah, no. Fair enough, Chachi. That's a hard no. Yeah, Chachi tells it like it is. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Stacey.

Hey, Stace. Hi, Stace. Hi, guys. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thanks. Did you manage to get a break? No, same boat, kids. Oh, how many

you got? Two. Every parent after the long weekend has said the same thing today. They've gone, oh, I've come to work for a holiday. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right? They're like, when's school back in? Now. Now. Stacey, what's your birthday, mate? 29th of June, yeah. Yeah, right? They're like, when's school back in? Now. Now. When's school back in?

Stacey, what's your birthday, mate? 29th of June, 87. Right, you were 16 in 2003. And on the 29th of June, this was at the number one spot. No, that's the wrong one. Oops. Because I was like, I'm the same age as Stacey and that doesn't seem right to me. It's been a few weeks.

Give us a break. This is your real birthday banger. That was just for jokes. Oh, banger Stacey. Yeah, not too bad. You like that, you big emo? Yeah. Yeah. Who didn't love You like that, you big emo? Yeah. Yeah.

Who didn't love Evanescence? Amy Lee from Evanescence? Yeah. Yeah, she's awesome. Okay, wait there, Stacey. We're going to do one more for Nick, whose birthday is today. Kia ora, Nick. Hi, Nick.

Hey, how you going? I mean, I have a feeling of what your song might be, but should we do it anyway, Nick? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's his birthday. We've got to do it. Happy birthday for today, by the way. What year were you anyway, Nick? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's his birthday. We've got to do it. Happy birthday for today, by the way. What year were you born, Nick?

96. 96. All right, which means you were 16 in 2012, and on the 26th of April, you're not going to believe this, Nick, but here's your birthday banger. What are the chances? Sounds better the second time. Do you like your birthday banger, Nick?

Yeah, that's a banger. How old are you today? 26. 26, great, yeah. Oh, you lucky duck. Great, yeah. Trust me, Nick. Take it from us, me and Clint.

We're old. Don't you bloody waste it, Nick. We're dried up. You go out this weekend. Take it from me, Bree, Stacey and Chachi. Don't you bloody waste it. Nick, you listen to me. You better not waste these days, Nick.

All right. I won't force any. Espresso martinis all around this weekend. On a Tuesday. I am voting for Evanescence this afternoon. Me too. Are you? Yep.

Oh, there you go. Banger. Finally, we agree on something. Stacey, congratulations. You've just won Birthday Banger. Yay, thank you. Nice, Stace. Brian Clint, this is ZM.

How can you see into my eyes Like open doors Leaning you down Bree and Clint Clint, I am about to make your year. Are you? I am about to give you some of the best news that you would have got in a while.

Okay, well, land on me. Because you said earlier you were like, look, in terms of cooking shows, there's a lot of great ones. There's MasterChef and there's MKR. I really like Snackmasters, the new one. Snackmasters is great. Yeah.

But you were like, oh, if it's in terms of MasterChef and MKR, I'm more a MasterChef guy. I'm a MasterChef man. Yeah, absolutely. Well, there's been a change-up to the judges on MKR, and I believe this change to their judging lineup will convert you forever from a MasterChef fan to a full-time MKR fan. Big call, big call, big call.

It's not even a big call. I'm so confident I'd put $50 on it. Really? I'm that confident. Okay. Actually, make it $100. I'm that confident. Okay.

If I'm wrong, I will give you $100. Okay, let's do it then. No, but you have to be honest. Okay. Actually make it a hundred. I'm that confident. Okay. If I'm wrong, I will give you a hundred bucks. Okay, let's do it then. No, but you have to be honest. Yeah. You can't just be like, nah. I'll just refuse to watch it out of spite. Give me a hundred. Nah. Well, look, look, I reckon you can tell me who the judge is before I commit to the bet. I reckon if it's that good.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. So let's do it. The new judge replacing Pete Evans after all the controversy that he had. He did that weird paleo stuff and then he was like anti-vaxxer and shit. It was real strange and he kind of got banned from Instagram. Yeah. So they're replacing him. I mean, let's just let them do the talking.

It's going to be this person. I mean, not that I want to be dizzyingly eclectic in the kitchen, but I think it is impossible to cook if you like eating without borrowing a bit from here, a bit from there. And these flatbread pizzas are a vaguely Eastern Mediterranean take on, you guessed it, an Italian idea.

I love Nigella Lawson! If you don't recognise it, that's right. Nigella Lawson will be coming to the MKR line-up. Miss Microwave herself. How massive is that? That's huge.

Huge. Wow. Her and Manu. Can you imagine her sultry, smooth accent? And then you've got Manu on the other side. You don't know what he's saying most of the time. Yeah, who cares? He's so attractive.

That's a sexy combo. That means if you go on MKR, Nigella Lawson will come to your house. Yes. Sign me up. I don't want to watch the show. I want to be on the show. You've figured it out, Clint. A way to get Nigella in your house.

She's like, why are you cooking in the bedroom with no pants on? Why are you using the micro-Wave? This is MKR. You're like, hello, Nigella. Brian Clint. Saw an interesting story on the internet, Clint. Maybe a job opportunity for someone we know. Okay.

A story about a girl from Texas by the name of Macy Curran, who broke the Guinness World Record when she was 19 for having the longest legs. Ah. Pretty good. For a woman? For a woman, it says. Longest legs for a woman.

No offence to woman's legs, but you've got to categorise these things. Well, there's two categories, obviously. She stands at a whopping 208 centimetres. Wow. And she scored the Guinness... And the words of Shallow Hal That's a huge bitch That's super tall How tall would that be in feet?

Over Six foot ten Six foot ten Six ten She's very tall And her legs measure a whopping 135 centimetres Wow look at her She's got long everything

She's very tall I thought you know what? Not on my watch is she going to come in here and take this Guinness Book of World Records achievement because we have someone who I think might be able to stand up to the test. This is stupid. Welcome to the show, the tallest man we know. It's Ross Barr. Let's take the tape measure away.

No, we're going to measure you You big freak I want some detail here first Ross didn't know What he was coming in here for How tall are you? 6'8 6'8 right So she's got 5cm on me

But hey But she could be She could have a short torso But has she got the longest legs ever Or current legs Because like The tallest man ever Was like 8 foot something

He had long legs Yeah well I think she's got The current longest legs So she has the longest living legs Longest legs ever or current legs? Because the tallest man ever was like eight foot something. He had long legs. Yeah, well, I think she's got the current longest legs. So she has the longest living legs. We don't care. We just want to know if you have longer legs than her. So we can call her and go, shame, dick. We got you. Yeah, we got you.

What other issues does she have that she submitted herself for this? They didn't come to her, right? We're submitting you. Anastasia is standing by with a tape measure. Very technical. So Ross is... But where do we go? Do we go to like...

Here too. To the hip. To the top of the hip. Oh, I've got good childbearing hips. Ross is standing. Top of the hip is there. Producer Anastasia is now got the tape measure. Don't let Ross see the measurement.

Yeah, don't let Ross see. We want it to be a surprise. I'm looking at that chair. I ain't got legs like her. Could we finally achieve a Guinness Book of World Records record right now? Right? Could we know a record-breaking man? Okay, Anastasia, you have the result.

Is that right? Go closer. Hello. There she is. Hello. Okay. Amazing. So just for...

We don't have the record for good mic technique. No. For clarity, her legs were how long, Bree? Her legs were a whopping 135 centimetres. Okay, 135 centimetres. Anastasia, when you're ready, please reveal Ross Boss's leg length. His leg length sits at 122 centimetres. Shorty?

Now, I feel like my leg's too long now. Because there's 80 centimetres of body and 120 centimetres of leg. You're all torso. No. No, I'm all leg. He's all leg. Oh, wait. He's 60% leg. You're all torso. No. No, I'm all leg. He's all leg. Oh, wait. He's 60% leg.

Oh, right. No, but your legs are meant to be longer than your torso. Are they? Yeah. No, but that's plus head. Oh, true.

Plus head. You have a tall... Am I a stumpy tall man? Is that why people don't call you Daddy Long Legs? Yeah. No, just drop the long legs.

Let's call him Daddy. Well, there you go. If you have longer legs than that, feel free to submit them. We'd love to know a world record breaker, but... Send us a picture. No, I haven't sent him. Let's save this thing. You're going to tell us the top 10 sexiest cities in the world right now.

Oh, I thought you were going to play me some Barry White. I can find you some Barry White for this. Absolutely. Typical. You still don't know what gets me in the mood. Barry White does it for me. This might surprise you after four years. I'm actually not trying to get you in the mood. Are you not? No.

There's not a single thing. There could be other moods. I might not necessarily be talking about that mood. But you're not. Oh yeah. Lay it on us. But you're not. Oh, yeah. Lay it on us. The borders are open. It's time to go travelling. And for the young single folk out there, Anastasia,

you want to go where the hot people are, right? That's right. So this study was done by a company called The Bottle Club. And I don't know why they did it, but anyway. Who cares? Who cares? They decided they would rank the sexiest cities, and they had a number of different categories.

Do you want to hear them? Yep. So the categories included number of strip clubs in the city. Okay, weird criteria. Number of fetish clubs. Right, okay. Fetish stores, sorry. Yeah.

And the number of only fan content creators who live in that city. Okay, this is not sexy cities. This is kinkiest cities. Oh. Isn't it? Yeah. Isn't it? Maybe I misread it.

This is dirtiest cities. Maybe, yeah, kink. Kink. Some kink stuff. Yeah. Anyway, potato, potato. Tell me where the freaks at. So the cities.

Let's do the top ten. Go on. Top ten, coming in at number 10 Los Angeles Oh yeah We've been there It's a bit freaky deaky Yeah

Got a bit of stuff going on An Aussie city Has made the list At number 9 Perth All those miners Nah All those FIFOs

Nah what is that Wagga Wagga Really No No right okay Sydney Sydney right Okay cool Sydney has made the list Coming in at number 9 Number 8 What is it? Wagga Wagga. Really? No. No, right, okay. Sydney. Sydney, right.

Okay, cool. Sydney has made the list. Coming in at number nine. Number eight, let me take you to Toronto. Toronto, Canada. Yeah. Legal weed over there. Is it? Yeah.

I didn't know that. There you go. Number seven, Berlin. Yeah, I get that. Germany. Yeah, the Germans are all about it. Quite a lot of certain adult clubs in Germany. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Number six, Rome, Italy. Right, okay. Yeah. The Romans were pretty freaky. And like a lot of romance happening in Rome. Not as freaky as the Greeks, but yeah. You know, they kept up. Number five, Paris.

Ah, gay Paris, yeah. Yeah, which I see that. That makes sense. City of love. Number four gay Paris. Yeah. Yeah. Which I see that. That makes sense. City of love. Number four, Madrid in Spain. Yeah. I want to go to Spain so bad. Do you?

Yeah, real bad. Number three, New York, New York. Okay, yeah, I can see that. It's such a big city. There'd be a lot of clubs and, you know, that kind of thing. Take a bite of the Big Apple. Yeah. Number two, Las Vegas.

Yeah, definitely. Lot of strip clubs, Las Vegas. Yeah, definitely. A lot of strip clubs in Las Vegas. So I've heard. On the strip. You go down the strip and they're giving you cards. Yeah. They're like, come and see me, big boy. Okay.

So this is the number one kinkiest city really, isn't it? Sexiest slash kinkiest city in the world according to this study. Any ideas? Amsterdam. Great guess. Any ideas? Amsterdam. Great guess. But it's London. Oh. I know.

It wasn't a great guess because my guess wasn't even in the top 10. Well, yeah, true. I do not think of London as kinky. No, neither. It's hoity-toity home of the queen. Well, that's what I think too. But apparently, yeah, it has 167,000 people signed up to certain websites. Yeah.

131 sex events across the city. Yeah. And over 10,000 people in the city making money on OnlyFans. Can you imagine how pale the strippers would be in those strip clubs? Only see two days of sun a year. They have fake tan over there. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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