ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th August 2022

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast on a Friday Oh hi, my name is Hans Okay, hi Hans This might be the first, this is the closest we've come to being a full team on a Friday in frickin' ages What do you mean closest? We're all here Yeah, but Ella's not here. Oh, I thought you meant like as in we've got a full team.

Oh, should I leave? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. We're happy that you're here, but I mean, we feel whole. It feels whole. It's been awesome to have the Claudinator back. Did I just come up with a new nickname for you? The Claudinator.

Is that going to stick? Probably not. Claude. Did you have any nicknames growing up? Just the usual Claude, Claude's, Claudie, like nothing. I was called Sea Dog for a while. Sea Dog, yeah. On Kentucky I was Sea Lord because there was a space in between the sea and the lord in the name.

Oh, right. The Claudinator. Not because of your penchant for seafood? No. No, not over that. A radio producer sent back in time to change one lucky... Is that the coordinator?

Yeah. Keep working on it. I reckon it's going to stick. Okay, cool. Yeah, I reckon it's going to stick too. Seeing as we're all back, does that mean we get to do an international birthday banger?

Absolutely. What are the chances? It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! It's been birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah!

It's been friggin' ages. And our podcast group has grown substantially recently. So if you haven't done this, here's a quick bit of admin for you. There's a post near the top of the page. You can put your birthday on it. We'll work out the number one song on your 16th birthday. And slowly but surely we'll get through everybody in our podcast family. Correct.

Someone who's done that is Holly Milne from, oh, my God, Versailles. Milne. Hey, I will love it if Holly writes into the podcast group and goes, Clint, that was wrong as well. In Scotland we pronounce it Milne. Milane. Milane.

Milne. From Forfar Squallan! Welcome, Hawley. It's good to have you here on the show. My friend is in Edinburgh at the moment, and he put up a video. Edinburgh! From the main street of Edinburgh. Holy shit, Scotland looks awesome.

How long have I been saying on this show it's my number one place I want to go visit? What was that OE thing, idea that we came up with? Gap year. Branklyn's gap year. No, it was Branklyn's... I wish it was a gap year. Now before you hurt yourself,

Branklyn's gap week. Gap week. Because we can't go for a year. Yeah, well, can we go to Scotland? Yes. Yeah. When's that happening,

by the way? We said it. How come it hasn't just magically happened? And I've been taking bagpipe lessons for a month already. Oh, is that what that sound was? Yes. Yeah, yeah. How come it hasn't just magically happened? And I've been taking bagpipe lessons for a month already. Was that what that sound was?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. I thought that was your bum. That's what I meant. Anyway, Holly was born on the 18th of February, 2000. And that means she was 16 in 2016.

And Holly, without further ado, here's your birthday bag. Soon I'll be 60 years old Will I think the world is cold Or will I have a lot of children Who will hold me Soon I'll be 60 years old

This is a flashback. Lucas Graham. I reckon this is one of the best Lucas Graham songs. Where's Lucas Graham from, everyone? Can I Google it? Don't say he's from far, far Scotland. Isn't he like Swedish or Norwegian or one of those like European? He's Danish.

Oh, he's Danish. Danish. Let's do a birthday banger for Thomas Beck from Cockermouth. Thomas Beck. You're not from Cockermouth. Hold on, I'm Googling that. Actually, I can't. I'm on a work laptop. Thomas Beck from Cockermouth. Cockermouth. Hold on, I'm Googling that. Actually, I can't. I'm on a work laptop.

Thomas Beck from Cockermouth. Cockermouth. Cockermouth, England. Oh, no. Cockermouth is a town in England. Oh, my God. We've found it. The greatest place in the world.

Forget Edinburgh. We're going to Cockermouth on our gambling. There's a place just north of there. Firstly, it's in Cumbria. Secondly, just going to Cockermouth on our gambling. There's a place just north of that. Firstly, it's in Cumbria. Secondly, just north of Cockermouth is Pap Castle. Pap Castle. Oh my God. Look.

The River Cocker. Just south of Cockermouth is Dick and Balls. And you know what? I believe you. I'm sorry for laughing At your hometown Thomas Beck I'm not You're too dung a why why

Thomas knows He knows that it's A ridiculous name He didn't name it Oh wow Let's do your birthday bang 9th of June 1994 So you're 16 in 2010 Thomas

And you're from Cockermouth England And here's your birthday banger Oh my gosh Which is exactly what we said when we found out you were from Cockermouth England I'm not a cockermouth

You make me wanna say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh He did specifically say yes unfortunate name but can't beat the Lake District. Yeah, right. Lake District. He knows what it's called. He knows.

He didn't name it. No, unless he did. Let's do one more. Roll us down, Producer Claude. It's for Daniel Ballinger from Montreal in Canada. Yeah. Good, wholesome town name like Montreal. G'day, Daniel.

You were born on the 26th of Feb 1972 mate Which means you were 16 in 1988 And Dan here's your birthday banger Queen Kylie Is this Kylie's first single? I feel like it was. I don't know. Up there, eh?

Might be, yeah. Surely she's not much older than this song. I was watching an Aussie show on New Zealand TV, though. It's called Hard Quiz, and it's hosted by this guy called Tom Gleeson. Yeah. And essentially it's like a quiz show, but at the end, the two winners have to go head to head, and they have to like a quiz show, but at the end the two winners have to go head-to-head and they have to pick their specialty category,

like what they think they know everything about. Anyway, this one guy picked Kylie Minogue as his category and he didn't get a single question right. What were the questions like? They were hard. They were really just ridiculously hard. Well, it's not called They were hard. They were really, like, just ridiculous hard. Well, it's not called Easy Quiz, is it? No, it's called Hard Quiz.

Yeah. But then I also remembered, I don't think my dad listens to this podcast. He doesn't, eh? No, I hope not. With the way you've been saying cock-a-mouth all afternoon. He's probably heard worse. My mum's entering my dad secretly on that show. Is she? Yeah. Is he any good? I reckon my dad secretly on that show. Is she?

Yeah. Is he any good? I reckon my dad would be pretty good. We've got to get him on our show on Quism. Well, my mum asked me. We've got a hard Quism. My mum asked me if we could somehow ask him what his specialty categories would be. Yeah.

Because she's trying to fill out this form. Yeah. And she doesn't want to. Well, that's what I said to her. Cars. Apples or cars would be good. Rugby league. Rugby league's such a vast topic.

Yeah, right. Apples I feel like he would know. Moustache? I don't think apples is going to be a category. Moustache kid? Yeah. We need to pick a winner. What's our winner?

Kylie Minogue for me. Okay, deal. Shout out to everyone Everyone gets lucky in Cockermouth Can't get pregnant in Cockermouth Brian Clint In my imagination, there is no complication. I dream about you all the time. In my mind, a celebration. What time is it? No!

What a way to start the weekend! ZM's Bree and Clint. I love that laugh so much. Welcome to the show on a Friday. It's Bree and Clint. How good is that? Christchurch getting ready for their first All Blacks game in six years. I to the show on a Friday. It's Bree and Clint. How good is that? Christchurch getting ready for their first All Blacks game in six years. I mean, so exciting for them.

They're bringing in extra bars. Did you hear that? Yeah. They've brought in trailer bars to cope with it. Smart. I think, you know, plan for these type of things. Yeah. Because it's going to go off.

I worked in Christchurch in a bar during the Lions Tour one time. Yeah. And I have never, ever seen people drink that much for that long without falling over. Seriously, I worked from 6pm until 6am in this bar. And when I left, they were still going strong. Oh, they breed them tough. They outlasted me and I wasn't even drinking. So good on Christchurch. About time they had some test footy back down there.

That is very exciting for the Garden City. That is. Hey, it's a Friday, and of course on Fridays we do Friday-oke. It's back, and we're doing another Friday Jams live artist. We are. We talked to this guy as well. We love him. He's very cool, but can we do a good shaggy?

Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel. Love him. He's very cool. But can we do a good shaggy? Easier or harder than Macklemore? On par. Completely different challenge, eh? Yeah. So we'll attempt some shaggy at five o'clock today. First, though, let's play Tradie vs. Lady. That's right.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Brie and Clint. Trady vs Lady. Will the ladies be able to bring it to 10 wins between the two? With a win here today, 73 wins for the tradies, 62 the ladies sit on. Our lady is 39.

She's from Hamilton and she's scared of birds. Welcome to the show, Katie. G'day, Katie. Hello. All birds or just big birds? All birds. All birds. What would you say, Katie, is the bird you're most scared of?

A duck. A duck? They're the cutest birds. I didn't even consider ducks. I was thinking sparrows, pigeons, pee, waka waka. All of the above. All of the above. Hey, Katie, I've been chased by an emu before

and it was terrifying. Can you eat chicken? I love chicken. Love eating birds. Yeah, right, because that's like revenge for you, eh? Right. Katie's like,

bring out the quail. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 27. He's from Martin and he's a brand new dad. Welcome to the show, Todd. G'day, Todd. Hey, guys.

Congrats. How new are we talking? He's three and a half months old now. Oh, lovely. Are you getting any sleep, Todd? Yeah, my wife's pretty good. She lets me sleep during the night. She's an angel.

What an absolute angel. And you have a job to do, Todd. You need to win $50 for the family. So your buzzer is tradie. Katie, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers is going home with that cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. How many teeth does an adult human have? Is it 20? Lady. Yes, Katie. 32. She's spot on the money.

32. 32. We'll take on the money. 32. We'll take your first answer. How did you know that so quickly? So my dad told me today because he was watching The Chase last night. What? What a weird coincidence. That freaks me out.

We don't get our questions from The Chase either, so that is a coincidence. That is crazy. Well, hey, it's paid off. One point to the ladies. Question number two. True or false? There are six saber-toothed tigers left in existence today. Trady.

Yes, Todd. True. Ooh, you're going to hate this. The saber-toothed tiger went extinct 10,000 years ago. Long time ago. It was a trick question. I worded it to be a trick question. Did you?

Yeah. Oh, like six. Okay, right. Yeah. Got it, be a trick question. Did you? Yeah. Oh, like six. Okay, right. Yeah. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Alright, still one to the ladies. Question number three. In which US state is the city of Nashville? Australia. I'm going to say It was very

close. It was very close. I'm going to say Todd. Todd? Tennessee. Tennessee, well done. It's, of course, Nashville, Tennessee. One apiece. Question number four. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady.

Yes, Todd. Good Charlotte. Yes, Katie, you want to guess? No idea. I'll give you both a hint. They're Australian. Starts with a five. Five sauce.

Who buzzed in? Is anyone going to buzz? Trini? Todd? Todd? Five sauce. Five sauce is correct. Five sauce.

Is that the game? No. No. Two to Todd. Two to Todd. Okay, all correct. Five Sauce. Is that the game? No. No. Two to Todd. Two to Todd. Okay, all right. Question number five. Friday Jams Live is coming back this November.

True or false, TLC are on the line-up. Tradie. Todd for the win. True. True is correct. You, Big Toddy, Daddy-, are the Tradiverse Lady Champion today. 50 bucks coming to you thanks to KFC. Congratulations.

Nice work, Tod. You're a beauty. Thank you. What's your baby's name? Ashton. Ashton. Ashton. Middle name Kutcher.

Bree and Clint. Bit of a public service announcement. If you're thinking about getting eyelash extensions, this could be a warning. So there's a girl from... What do you mean getting them? Don't they come in that little packet and you just stick them on? No, so they're just fake eyelashes. Eyelash extensions are ones where they actually like permanently put them into your eyelashes

and they eventually grow out. Really? Yeah. They sew them into your eyelids? Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. There's lots of different types.

Have you got them? I've had them once before. My sister wanted me to get them for her wedding. She wanted you to get the permanent ones? Yeah. Why don't you just get the sticky ones? Well, I don't know. A friend of hers was doing them for her and then she's like,

come along with me. And I'm not joking when I say. Did it hurt? What, getting them in? Yeah. No, not getting them in. Oh, okay. But when they, so I was really not good with them.

So I actually, if you sleep on your eye or if you sleep like a side sleeper or a front sleeper, all the eyelashes go weird ways. And then I ended up pulling them out. And every time you try and pull one out, it's attached to one of your real eyelashes. So they all just come out. Yeah, right. It's not a good time. Is that the PSA?

Because that's bad enough. It's pretty brutal. The PSA is that just check that you're not going to get a really bad allergic reaction really because there's a girl in ohio who has talked about her experience online when she like she went and got them done and it was a couple hours after and she was like this doesn't feel right and she'd never had them done before yeah she goes my eyes are feeling quite weird yeah um we've got some audio of her here of what her symptoms were within three hours of getting mine done my eyes were red and within eight hours my eyes were completely swelled shut with pus coming out of them professionally removed and even after that my eyes still took

a good two and a half weeks to fully recover. Oh, it sounds like she got an infection. She got a real bad infection. Did she go to a dodgy mall place? No, you can just have a bad reaction. Really? I reckon she sounds like she got dirty ones put in there. Because you should have seen it. She had like goopy like stuff in the corners of her eyes.

Yeah, that sounds like an infection. Like she's got yucky dirty ones put in. It was real bad. Oh, yuck. It was not good. Have you ever put something on your body and had a bad reaction to it? No, I've been pretty lucky. Oh, actually, no.

My auntie told me once that if you put Dettol soap on your pimples, it dries them out. So I had really bad acne. So I covered my face in Dettol soap and went to sleep and left it on all night and it burned the top layer of my skin off. That is not a good idea. But it was like a free chemical PLA. Yeah, same thing. Rejuvenating. But my

really good mate Matt, who's quite possibly listening right now, found out at a barbecue that he was allergic to tomato sauce. What? His whole face swelled up. Wait, wait, wait. He's allergic to tomato sauce. He'd never had tomato sauce before that barbecue. He'd had tomato sauce on every meal before that,

but something changed in his body. He developed an allergy to tomato sauce later in life and his whole face swelled up from tomato sauce. I can't think of many things much worse to be allergic of. And he loved tomato sauce. Tomato sauce is the best. It was cruel. It's one of the most cruel

things I've seen. Did you guys here in New Zealand have those people that they never had an actual store at the shopping centres but they would like be in the in between the stores and they would try and sell you. The Dead Sea things? The Dead Sea products. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So when I was real young I got pretty much dragged into this and they made me buy all these products and I couldn't say no because I'd got hustled. Yeah. They did a special on Kembal Live on them once because it was such a thing. It was like you couldn't walk past them without being dragged into buying some kind of dead sea foot scrub.

Yeah, and so the one I bought was for your face and I was like, well, I've paid all this money. I might as well give it a go. And I had the worst allergic reaction where my face swelled up and I looked like a foot. And I took it back to them and I was like, this made me swell up and have a really bad allergic reaction. No refunds.

They did give me a refund. Oh, did they? And then every time then that they would try and drag me in, I'd be like, no. I'm allergic. I'm allergic. My face swelled up. Yeah.

Let's get some reactions on. What did you react to? What did you have a really violent reaction to? How did your body react to it? And what was the thing? And can you not have that thing anymore? Free and Clint. Sophie, you're first.

What did you have a bad reaction to? So it wasn't me that had the reaction, but I used to get eyelash extensions until I read a story online that this poor girl, and I think it was Australia, got them, had a really bad reaction, and she ended up having to get

like half of her eyelids removed. No, no. Yeah, no, I'm not even kidding. So I was just, like, I was like, this is, they're my eyes. Not worth it. I've never had a reaction like this, so not worth it. When we played that clip before of the girl whose eyes swelled up and pus started coming out, were you like, were you like,

I knew it, I knew it. Yeah, but I was just like, poor thing, but that's nothing, like, unless you got to keep her, you know, eyelids. Yeah. Hey, Sophie, do you still get, because I know they can do, is it an eyelash lift? Yeah. Do you get that?

I do, like, I, yeah, when it comes to, like, you know, special occasions, I'll treat myself to that sort of thing. But, yeah, I just, yeah, I just sort of leave it. Thanks, Sophie. God, that woman who lost her eyelids would have been good in our No Blink for Billy competition last week, eh? First the Titanic joke and now that joke. You're on the edge.

Am I? Well, if anyone wants to complain, I actually am on the edge. Yes. Radio station. You're listening to the edge. Send your complaints to the edge. Someone just texted through and said, because I said I've got an allergy to nickel.

Someone goes, what about Nickelback, Bray? No, she's fine with that. No, Nickelback's different. Makes you swell with pride. Different type of metal. Ray's here. Hi, Ray. Hi, Ray.

G'day, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Ray, what was the allergic reaction you had? Right. So I got a bizarre reaction to two things. First thing is when I was, as a young child and a teenager, I was allergic to iodine, which isn't shellfish.

Oh! For the first time I ate prawns and those crab sticks, my face was swollen for five weeks. Five weeks! That's not ideal. Because seafood is quite a common thing for people to be allergic to. Yeah, yeah, shellfish especially.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what's the other thing, Ray? And the other thing is I say cats, but I got tested, and I'm not actually allergic to the cat itself. I'm actually allergic to cat saliva. Yeah, that's what cat saliva is. Because they lick themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's in the fur, so obviously, and I have the same reaction. Yeah, it's a protein in their saliva. I have the same reaction. My face swelled up when I patted Ross's cat that time. Yeah, it's a protein in their saliva. I have the same reaction. My face swelled up when I patted Ross's cat that time. Yeah, I'm quite allergic to cats too.

Yeah. My mum's got a cat and she showers it every time I go to visit her. Oh, shit. She washes the cat for you. That's a good mum. Yeah.

Your mum loves you, right? That is. My mum's a champ, eh? Kicks the cat in a special cone so it can't do any more licking while Ray's visiting. That's true mum behaviour. Debra's here. Hi, Debra.

Hi, Deb. Who had allergic reactions, bad reactions? What did you react to? Yeah, so it was about 12 years ago. My children were three, four, and six. I was getting them ready to do some painting. I went off to get them glasses of water for their paintbrushes and about 10 minutes earlier I'd taken some medication.

Yeah. As I walked into the room where they were painting, I did this slow collapse onto the beanbag and couldn't move. All my muscles just were paralysed. Couldn't lift my arms, couldn't move my legs. Oh, my God. Yeah, and my six-year-old had to run next door and get the neighbours

who came over and one of them scooped the children up and took them home and the other one called the ambulance. Oh, my God. So what was this for? I spent the rest of the day in hospital. Was that a reaction to your medication? Yeah, yeah, they thought I'd had a stroke. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Deborah. But you hadn't, thank God. The medication had subsequently been taken off the shelf. It's no longer available, thank God. I'd hope so. It's kind of doing the opposite of what medication is supposed to do, isn't it, Debra? Can you imagine?

It was rather alarming. Yeah, I'll say. I thought I was dying. Hey, good on you for raising such switched-on kids. You might have, yeah. Yeah. And you also might have saved someone else's life for, you know, obviously going through that.

Wow. Jeez. Puts my cat allergy in perspective, doesn't it? Yeah. Right. Hey, I just realised you and I both have, we share the same allergic reaction to stuff. What is it?

Working normal hours on a Friday. Can't do it. Doesn't agree with me. Nah, neither. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Anyone who's looking to get shredded ahead of summer, listen up. One of the members of Destiny's Child has revealed what their fitness regime was back in the day.

Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. If you've ever wondered, how does Beyonce sing and dance and not miss a step or not miss a note? How does she do all of that in one time? Well, I have got the answer. When they were rehearsing and practicing, particularly when Destiny's Child were younger

and just starting out, they would sing on a treadmill. So they'd be running on a treadmill. This is all a part of Matthew Knowles, who's Beyonce's father. This is his actual strategy. They would sing as they were running at like high speeds.

And so that was how they were able to train their voices to still be able to train their voices to still be able to hit those notes and take in the air and sweat and exert that kind of energy because that is a workout. If you think about Beyonce's performances, it's wild. I don't know how she does it. I have no – still to this day, I think she's a robot or an alien. She performs at a 10 every single time.

She's a weapon. Knowing that her dad put the girls through that training regime, it does sound a bit cruel, doesn't it? Sounds quite military. Yeah, but then you look at Tiger Woods' dad, I think that's what he did to get him so good at golf.

Yeah. If you push your kids hard enough, they will make you money. So, everyone, that is the moral of this story. Michael Jackson's dad did the same thing, I think. So, there you go. And I don't see any issues. There have been no issues with any of these people we're talking about, has there? That's the workout regime.

Lindsay Lohan's mum. Lindsay Lohan's mum. So, now, great. Look how these kids Turn out Put the kids to work Amanda Bynes mum Yeah

What could possibly Go wrong What could possibly Go wrong Anyway that's the latest That's our Hollywood Correspondence And parenting expert

And parenting expert Dean McCarthy Thanks Dean Dean McCarthy Live out of Los Angeles Bree and Clint You might have heard About this

Over the last 48 hours. It's quite concerning, but New Zealand is facing another product shortage. Add it to the list. It's on there with the olive oil shortage, the jib shortage, the sriracha shortage, sriracha shortage. Sriracha. What else? Lettuce.

Lettuce. Was it hash browns recently? I don't remember. Hash browns? What? Oh, that's not start rumours. It's not hash browns. The latest rumour that is causing quite a lot of concern,

a looming toilet paper shortage. PTSD, right? I'm not worried about this one. Are you not? No, because we have the not worried about this one. Are you not? No, because we have the family cloth in my family. They're going to say you installed a bidet. They're going to say, ooh, la, la. Yeah, the bidet and the family cloth.

Yeah, it brings on that reusable toilet paper buzz. She's good. Works so well. You know who loves it? Who? Guests. Definitely. They love it.

It's novelty. They're like, ooh, this is fun. It's good bonding, too. People are like, this has brought up Bree's butt. Now it's Who? Guests. Definitely. They love it. It's novelty. They're like, ooh, this is fun. It's good bonding too. People are like, this has been a breeze butt. Now it's going up my butt. Wait, you're putting toilet paper up your butt? Pretty close. I don't think that's how you do it.

Pretty close. About as close as it can get. I don't think you should be doing that. Listen, all right. For the rest of us who don't have the family cloth, the workers at Essity Mill in Kaurau, they're in a pay dispute with the company. There's no one making toilet

paper because of it. Wait, so this is because of a strike? A strike, basically. I think they might have even locked the workers out now. I don't know the ins and outs of the union battle, but basically there has been no production at New Zealand's largest toilet paper factory since the 9th of

this month. So no new toilet paper has been made for 17 days. We're running on reserves. I did hear allegedly that the workplace culture at that company is in the toilet. It's a bit shit. Yeah, it's not great. But yeah, I mean, we've been told not to stockpile toilet paper in the past.

We should not be talking about this. It was the main message of the pandemic, eh? I mean, we've been told not to stockpile toilet paper in the past. We should not be talking about this. It was the main message of the pandemic, eh? It was socially distance and don't buy all the toilet paper. That was Jacinda's main message for like two years. I remember talking- She's like, we will never run out of toilet paper. And now look what's going on. I remember talking to my mum who lives in a small country town in Queensland.

And it was so bad there because people were just buying all the toilet paper. Of course. And I remember talking to her and every couple of days she would give me an update on how much toilet paper they had left. Yeah, preoccupied us. It's been a really weird three years. They were using three-ply napkins. Wasn't good.

Those won't flush. No. Those won't flush. No, she said they weren't able to flush them. They had to put it in a bag. Oh, God. It was grim. We went to some dark places in that pandemic.

It was bad, eh? Anyway, no need to panic yet, but be aware. Don't stockpile, but maybe start rationing. Just get some old towels, cut them up, and you can just call it the family cloth. Bree and Clint. Where have you been, bitch? Where have you been? Have you been dating my best mate?

The question we're asking you guys this afternoon, have you dated one of your ex's friends? Didn't one of your friends date your ex? Multiple exes? So my best friend ended up dating three people I had dated straight after me. Yeah. Like all three straight after me. And Bree, how did that make you feel? A bit sad.

Sad or angry? Well, the first couple were not like significant relationships, but I found it quite strange. Yeah. The third one was, and that's where I was like, yeah, that's enough. I've seen enough. So what, you terminated the friendship? I, yeah.

Yeah. We're okay now. Yeah. We're not best friends. Well, until you break up with this current partner. Yeah, I'm just going to watch my back. She's ready to swoop like a seagull hovering above a packet of fish and chips. Anonymous is here.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us. Did you date one of your ex's friends? Yes. Okay. I still am married now.

Tell us the situation, Anonymous. How'd it go down? So my ex cheated on me with a mutual friend, and we were together five years, completely heartbroken. Not cool. We all hung out in the same friend circle, obviously. And then his really closest friend kind of disregarded him for hurting me and a lot of the boy group kind of did the same

because they were pretty gutted about his actions. Yeah. And said friend and I got closer and closer and ended up... And now you're married. Yeah. Wow. So what he did to you brought you and the best mate closer together. Yeah.

I reckon yours gets a complete pass in this situation. I think that's fine. I don't know if you were looking for Bree and I to validate your marriage, Anonymous, but if you were, we approve. We give it the tick of approval. We give you permission to stay married. Also, can I just say, what a solid group of guy mates to be like, that's not okay

behaviour. Yeah, that's good stuff, Anonymous. That's been our new tick, you've lost. You just happened to choose the wrong guy in the friend group originally. You got the one done. You got it right the second guy in the friend group originally. You're the one done. You got it right the second time around. That's good. Let's talk to JP.

G'day, JP. Hi, JP. Kia ora. How's it going? Good, thank you. Now, I believe you dated your ex's brother? I did. I did.

Scandalous. How? Yeah. I dated this guy for maybe about six months before we went our separate ways and met his brother online. Didn't know that they were brothers. They were the ones who pieced the pieces of the puzzle together

and came to me about it. So in six months of dating, you never met the brother? No, not at all. Right. Do they bear any kind of physical resemblance to each other? Oh, a little bit, but not too much. JP's like, oh, that's the same. Can I ask?

It doesn't matter, obviously. I just find it interesting. Is the brother that you, are you with the other brother now? No, no, no. Oh, okay. Well, it doesn't really matter. Who was the hotter brother? Yeah.

I don't know if we need to go there. Who was the second brother older or younger than the first brother? Older. Interesting. Oh, there's going to be, there would have been some fights in that family. Okay. Hey, thanks, JP, you big homewrecker.

Let's go to Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hey. Tell us, Andy, who was it that dated the ex's friend? Well, I was dating this guy back when I was 18, and we went for a drive with a couple of his mates. And by the end of the night, I'd stolen the driver's number out of my boyfriend's phone.

Right. And then he actually informed me that my boyfriend had three girlfriends. Oh, okay. So I got rid of him and then me and my husband now got together. Was he the driver?

Yeah, the driver. We were together 18 years with three kids. Oh, there you go. That's a happy ending, isn't it? Dad, I want to know from the ex, the one that you were dating, that had the three girlfriends on the side and you, when he found out, was he annoyed? Well, he was kind of silly because one of the ones he was dating was actually in our friend group as well.

Oh, my God, no. Yeah, right. What town? She was actually visiting from overseas, so she was a different, she wasn't a Kiwi girl. What town or city did this happen in, Andy? Hamilton.

Yeah, enough said. Thank you very much, Andy. Thank you, Andy. You have a fantastic weekend, Andy. Thank you very much. No, leave her alone. I just picture her ex being like, oh, I heard you're now seeing one of my mates.

So and so, yeah. And Andy's like, you've got three secret girlfriends. Well, like we said, everybody, mitigating circumstances. Exactly, yep. It can be done. It can be. Bree and Clint. Are you familiar with this term that's going around at the moment,

quiet quitting? Not really. Have you seen it? I've seen it everywhere, though. It's blowing up on TikTok at the moment quiet quitting not really i've seen it i've seen it everywhere though it's blowing up on tiktok at the moment quiet quitting i've got an idea about what it is yeah is it where instead of making a big scene you know where you go into your boss's office and you're like i'm cool you can't fire me i quit you can shove it up your bum hole you know you just go in there and you go hey i'm so'm so sorry to do this. Yeah. But I quit. Yeah.

No, that's not what it is at all. Because that's what it sounds like. That's a very literal interpretation of it. No. The philosophy of quiet quitting is to not abruptly leave a job, but instead do exactly what the job requires. No more and no less. So the bare minimum. Basically.

It's kind of the opposite of hustle culture where people are like, grind all day. Hustle never stops. I'm not a businessman. I'm a business man. Put in the extra hours. No to the grindstone. Yeah.

It's going, you pay me to do 40 hours, so I'm going to leave at 40 hours on the dot. I'm going to leave at five o'clock on the dot every day because you don't pay me for a minute after that. They say it's part of the great resignation that has started since after COVID. It's about people protecting their own mental health. It's about achieving a work-life balance. Okay.

So there's merits to it for sure. It seems a little bit pass-ag. Like I'm all for those things and obviously I think, yeah, workplace balance is definitely a good thing. I think it's more people who are being taken advantage of in their job where the boss is like, oh, just come in a couple of extra hours. We really need you. And they don't compensate you in any way.

And they don't appreciate it. Yeah. I think that's the key. Yeah, you're not appreciated. You're not compensated in any way. I thought this afternoon we could call our boss, Ross Boss, and quietly quit. Quiet quit.

We'll quiet quit on him. I'm sick of being here until two minutes after seven some nights. Yeah. It's time we put our foot down. It's late. And let Ross Boss know. It's dark outside. Enough is enough.

Brianne Clint, quiet quitting. Hello. Hi, Ross Boss. Brianne Clint, quiet quitting. Hello. Hi, Ross Boss. Bree and Clint from ZM. How are you? G'day, Ross. I'm great. How are you?

You may have heard of us. Yeah, you might know who we are. I try to forget, but yeah. Just a quick update for you. Just to let you know, everything's all good. Bree and I have decided we're quiet quitting, by the way. Oh, that's good. Bree and I have decided we're quiet quitting, by the way. Oh, that's true. Yeah.

Don't worry, we're still going to be here three till seven every day. Yeah, but other than that. We're still going to be the best radio show in New Zealand. But other than that, we quit. So what changes then? Well, just so you know, you can't take advantage of us anymore. We won't be your slaves anymore My back feels on fire

Sorry, do you do anything else? Well, no, just in case you wanted us to, we quiet quit We're entitled to and we quiet quit It's backfiring, we need to get out of here Don't worry, I'm quietly up at the pub now, so shh Guys, I'm quietly up at the pub now, so shh. Guys, I'm so excited. That song actually is very fitting because I feel like finally I have come across my event.

Your event? Yeah, like my competition, my championships. Right, okay. Something I reckon I could actually excel at. Because we did that long jump thing the other week where you tried to prove what a great long jumper you were. I think I fractured my heel. Bree thinks she's cracked a bone in her foot.

Legit, I need to go get an x-ray. It's still not good. So it's not that. It's not athletics. No. Or track and field. Look, I feel like you're going to back me on this and say I'd be pretty good at this.

Okay. I've come across the annual, and it's the 12th edition of this championships, the annual lying down competition in Montenegro. Oh, my God. Lying down? You heard correct. Lying down. You heard correct. Lying down competition.

Now, this might seem like a stupid question, but how does one compete in the lying down championships? Well, you lay down. Yeah. And then you just don't get back up. So is it an endurance thing? Yeah. Who can lie down the longest?

That's exactly what it is. Do you have to lie in one position? I'm not too sure about the rules, Lie down the longest. That's exactly what it is. Do you have to lie in one position? I'm not too sure about the rules, but I do have the results from this year's competition. Yeah. So a guy called Zarko has taken it out, and he laid down, not for a record number, but for 60 hours.

Wow, okay. Are you allowed to sleep in the Lie Down Championships? So, I did look into that. So, apparently they do allow toilet breaks now. I think every eight hours. Well, you can toilet lying down. Yeah, but you're around

the other competitors. Good point, yeah. And I think you're allowed to use your phone. You're allowed to bring your laptop. think you're allowed to use your phone, you're allowed to bring your laptop, and you're allowed to eat and drink. Right, okay. You're just not allowed to sit up.

That's the only thing. Unless you're getting up to go to the toilet on your eight-hour break. I wonder if after 60 hours of lying down, if standing up would actually be hard. Like, does the blood settle in the back of your head? Do you... Have you never, like, you know when you're hung over? Yeah. And like, you lay in bed for most of the day.

I feel so sick by the end of it. Yeah, it's not from lying down though. Oh, it's not? It's from the alcohol and the KFC that you've ordered. My body just hurts from laying down. Yeah, right. I looked into what the world record is for this championships. Yeah. What do you think is the record for the most hours lying down?

100 and something hours. The record sits at a whopping 117 hours, which equals to nearly five days. Oh, that is good stuff. It just doesn't seem that impressive. They've literally done nothing. I told you there's a reason why I think I'd finally found the event for me. We can get a bed in here.

You want me to do it? We can get a bed in here. We can organise that. We can get you to lie down as long as you're willing to. We can organise a bed right outside the studio window there. Can I have TV? Put your money where your mouth is. Yeah, you can have TV.

Okay. We're just going to live stream you. That's so weird. It's up to you. If you want to make it happen, we can make it happen. We can call the good people at Sleepyhead. They'll be involved in this. Let me think about it.

Yeah, you can have the weekend to think about it. I mean, five days is a long time. Hey, don't tell me now. Sleep on it. Okay. Bree and Clint. Whoops. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Let's play the one second song challenge. Sam's going to play with us. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam.

Hey. Do you want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint, Sam? Team Bree. Team Bree. Sam, it's you and I. You're on board. That means, Kirsty, you're on Team Clint. G'day, Kirsty.

Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool. So what happens is Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. You guys then go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. You guys then go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible. We go back and forth until one team has three points in total. And the winner walks away with 50 KFC chicken dollars. Claude's going to run the game. Hi, Claude.

Hello. Cast your minds back to earlier this week. It was the 20-year anniversary of Shazam. Yes. The app you can use to figure out what song's playing So all of these songs are on the list of most Shazammed You know, fastest Shazammed They're all in the statistics list

They're all Shazam record holders They're all Shazamable songs Okay So Bree and Clint, you're going first Alright Here's your song Bree Bree

Have you got that? I don't think you've got that BTS Butter It that BTS Butter It's BTS Butter Get it You got that from two snares and a kick drum That was That was incredible

And you know why? Because I did do the list of these awards True So it was just pure Stand in the Dark. Smooth like butter. Smooth like butter. Wow. Nice.

So that one was the fastest track to reach one million Shazams and it did it in just nine days. We might be in trouble here, Kirsty. Come on, Sam. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, okay. It's over to you to get the next point for us.

It's you versus Sam. Here we go. Sam and Kirsty, here is your too. Yeah. Okay, it's over to you to get the next point for us. It's you versus Sam. Here we go. Sam and Kirsty, here is your song. Sam. Sam. Shape of You, Ed Sheeran. That's the one. Yay!

Nice, Sam. I'm in love with the shape of you. Well done. Wish you'd fall like a magnet. Jeez, Team Bree and Sam. We're on it. You're on it. Okay, whoever's got us on speakerphone

Can you take us off speakerphone? Bree and I are going to do the next round Alright You've got to be onto this one, okay? Okay Are you ready? Ready Here we go

Bree Tones and I, Dance Monkey Oh Kirstie, we did not stand a chance this week No, we didn't For me, just for me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I've never seen anybody Do better than me Kirstie, we did not stand a chance this week. No, we didn't. Brie and Sam have absolutely down-troubled us in the one-second song challenge.

Nice work, Sam. Good teamwork. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Awesome. Thank you guys so much. No worries. Brie and Clint. You might have heard Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley

Covering this morning But it's Covering this topic this morning But it's so weird That it's worth repeating There's a nightclub in Sydney That is banning people from staring At each other

From staring? Yeah, they're banning staring Well, more specifically They're banning non-consensual staring Okay, right Yeah, I know what they're talking about They're banning non-consensual staring. Okay, right. Yeah, I know what they're talking about. They're banning oogling. Yeah, yeah.

This can happen in bars. Yeah, it does happen in bars. When people have a few too many drinks and they don't realise that they might be looking at someone for too long. A little bit too long that they're attracted to or whatever it is. The policy states patrons must be given verbal consent

before interacting with strangers, including staring from afar. What, you go up to them and say, hey, do you mind if I oogle you goodies from over here? Exactly right. You go, look, I'm not going to interfere with your night. I just want permission to look at you. Oh, that's weird. It's in a bar called Club 77.

Okay. And it's a real thing. They have said that if you don't, they have a designated safety officer in a pink high-vis vest, and they're walking around the club to enforce the rule the whole night. Man, that sounds like a fun nightclub, doesn't it? Heaps of fun. Like, on one hand, I do get it because as a female,

the amount of times that, I mean, not me because I can't pull off a real short dress. Right. But, you know, friends of mine. Oh, give yourself some credit, mate. Or girls that I know. You're pervable. I don't know.

But, you know, I have seen things where it can make females feel uncomfortable. Yeah. But I don't know about having an officer roaming the bars. Like, they should just instruct their bartenders to be like, give it a rest, mate. Come on. Also, I feel like you're being a little genderist. I feel like a drunk group of Hens Night ladies have definitely done some

staring in the nightclubs in their time as well. Okay. I haven't been to a hen's night for a while. They said the goal is to stop people from showing up just to pick somebody up, which I get. They want to take the creepy side of it out. But if you break the rule,

you'll be kicked out of the club and they call the police. So they call the police. The police come to the nightclub and they go, this guy was staring at people. And then you go, Oh, that's too much.

It's just like a bit. That's full on. Yeah. You want to call the police. Yeah, so do you have anything to say for yourself? What were you doing? And I was like, oh, well, to be honest, I was just kind of trying to find where the bathroom was.

And then all of a sudden I'm in handcuffs. No problem, sir. Just make sure you wear your sunglasses to the club next time. That'll be fine. All right, off you go. Have a great night. See you later. Thank you very much.

Bye. Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Oaky. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Oaky. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey! Roll up, roll up. Come and see two adults embarrass themselves on live radio right now.

It's our weekly singing competition. We both put in the mahi with a professional audio engineer. He really knows his stuff, this guy. He knows melodies. He knows pitch. He knows harmonies. He knows everything about music. He actually has produced singles before,

but he can only do so much with us, right, Bray? He can only polish and glitter a turd so much. To celebrate the return of Friday Jams Live this November at Western Spring Stadium, we're going to do a song by one of the headliners, Shaggy. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel. I love this song.

And he was such a great guy when we interviewed him as well. I almost feel bad butchering his song like this. He was lovely. What you're going to hear is my Shaggy Angel. And then you're going to hear is my Shaggy Angel. And then you're going to hear Bree's Shaggy Angel. And then you are going to let us know on 0800 DALS at M. Who did the better Shaggy Angel? Yes.

Let's not muck around. Let's get into it. Let's get into it. Here it comes. Here's my Shaggy for Friday O'Kee. Now this one's dedicated to all the youths around the world who want to say nice things to all them girls. Treat her like diamonds and pearls.

Now this ribbon and shaggy with a combination you can't miss. Pick this one from your musical discs. Yeah, yeah, ha! Oh! Yeah! Life is just one party when you're still young. But who's gonna have your back when it's all done? It's all good when you little have pure fun. Can't be a fool, son. What about the long run?

Looking back, Shanti always a mention. Said she not given her much attention. She was there to my incarceration i want to show the nation my appreciation girl you're my angel you're my darling angel closer than my peeps you are to me baby shorty you're my angel You're my darling angel Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need Lady Why did I try the harmony?

Someone said, why did I try the harmonize thing? Someone said, Clint, this is ear blood. Oh, okay. No, okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It had good moments. It definitely had good moments. It had its moments, right?

Just got to trade on those parts. Yeah, exactly right. That's what I always do. You haven't even heard Breeze yet. I haven't heard mine, and I don't know if I want to, but we're going to play it, aren't we? You need to hear Breeze before you can vote on the winner of Friday Okie this week. So here it comes.

Here's Breeze, Shaggy Angel. What? No rap at the front? Well, he didn't ask me to do it. Oh. He just told me to get straight into it. Okay. And a hammer means family. And family means never leaving

anyone behind. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I'm from a little room, never lived in any rubble hard Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah I was one big party when you're still young But who's gonna have your back when it's all done? It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun Can't be a fool, someone up off the long run Looking back, should I always have mentioned She said me not giving bring her much attention.

She was there for my incarceration. I want to show the nation my appreciation. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel. Closer than my peeps, you are to me,

baby. Shorty, you're my angel you're my darling angel girl you're my friend when I'm in need lady two questions

two questions two honest questions yeah was that you singing the chorus that was me okay cause that was actually quite good not singing the chorus? That was me. Okay, because that was actually quite good. Not bad, the chorus. No comment on the other part. Second question. What the hell was the first part?

Was that Lilo and Stitch? That was Lilo and Stitch. What does that got to do with Shaggy? I couldn't do the deep voice, and I was like, well, I guess I'll do my own twist on it. Someone has said that was a full, if mine was ear bleeding, that was a full ear hemorrhage. Hey, but my chorus wasn't that.

Someone said, somehow that was worse than Clint's. Someone said, Bree sounds like Donald Duck. That's exactly what I was going for. It is not. You were going for Lilo and Stitch and nobody knows why. Same, same. We're looking for five votes. Bree and Clint.

Friday Oaky. To celebrate Friday Jams, we're doing Shaggy. Who even reposted on his Instagram that we were doing this song for Friday Oaky today. He's so good. I tried to get producer Megan to get Shaggy on as a guest judge. Any luck? After hearing those, I'm hoping he said no. Megan, he refused, right?

He said no. Thank God. He liked us on scene. Yeah, thank God. Thank God. My Shaggy sounded like this. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel.

That's not fair. No, that's your bit. That's my chorus. That's not Shaggy. Now let's listen to my bit. Bree's Shaggy sounding like this. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel.

That is a really unfair representation of what our Friday-o-keys. I think that sums it up well. Unfair representation of what our Friday-oke is. If you've just joined us, that is exactly what you should listen to when you're summing it up. You put the worst bit of mine up against the best bit of Bree's. It's fine. Everybody's already locked in their votes. Charvel is here. Hi, Charvel. Hi, Charvel.

Kia ora. Kia ora. Happy Friday, mate. Oh, my goodness. Or should I say... I thought it was the best. Kia ora. Kia ora. Happy Friday, mate. Oh, my goodness. What should I say? Chevelle was the best. Chevelle, Chevelle, how are you? Chevelle, who is it and why?

Who's taking your vote in Friday Yoki this week? I tell you what, it's you, Clint. That was epic. Like, I was laughing so hard, but the thing is, it was just so good. That rap, man, like, you took that out. That was so good. Thank you, Charvel.

I appreciate you not judging me on my chorus, because it was not my strong side. I appreciated the chorus, because you did make the effort for the harmony, but that rap, like, on point. So good. Thank you, Charvel. I appreciate it.

Cassidy is here. Hi, Cassidy. Hi, Cass. Hello. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Cass. What do you think? Thoughts this week?

So my vote is going to Clint. Why? Not Lilo? I mean, Brie? Why not? Why? What's wrong with mine? Clint just had it.

It sounded quite good. Devo. Thank you, Cassidy. We appreciate it. Caleb's here. Kia ora, Caleb. Happy Friday. Hi, Caleb.

Hi, guys. Happy Friday. How are you? Happy Friday, mate. Good. How are you? Yeah, good. Thank you.

Who's your vote for on Friday? Okay, Caleb. I'm going to have to go, unfortunately, Brie, I'm going to have to go, unfortunately, Bree. I'm going to have to go with Clint. Oh, gutted. Gutted. Any reason for that, Caleb? I just feel Bree's is probably going to give me nightmares.

Yeah, that's fair. That is fair. Thank you, Caleb. You have a great weekend. Let's get our people on. They called him to vote. Blades here. Who are you giving your vote to, Blades? G'day, Blades. G'day. How are you guys? Good, mate. You have a great weekend. Let's get our people on. They called in to vote. Blade's here. Who are you giving your vote to, Blade?

G'day, Blade. G'day. How are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? I'm kapai, thank you. That's good. Good to hear.

Blade, tell us. What are your thoughts? My vote is for Clint this week. Why are we taking any more callers? It's just knocking my confidence. Put the time in. Thank you, Blade. Monique, last vote.

Who's it going to? Go on, give it to Bray. Hi. Hi. It is going to Clint. As much as I love the energy that you brought Bray with your stitch impersonation, I just think Clint had it with the rap.

Yeah. It's weird that he didn't tell me even to do that part. Yeah, why didn't you do it? That's the best bit of the song. I didn't get a chance to do it. Maybe that was a bit unfair. Nah, to be honest, Monique. Do you want to have a chance at doing the rap live?

Did you hear the other parts of my rap? It would have just made it worse, to be honest. I thought the harmony in your chorus was very good, though. Yeah, I thought it was very good. I don't need your pity compliments now, Monique. Girl, you're my angel. You're my darling angel. Well, somehow that there is a 5-0 winner in Friday Oki this week.

Hey, good game, mate. Good game. Got it. Yeah. Was it Stitch, not Lilo? Was I getting it wrong? Sweet! Should have done my Yoshi impression instead.

Should have done your Borat impersonation. I like it. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. I should have done your Borat impersonation. I like it. All right, birthday banger for a Friday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Well, stick around because we're about to play one in full.

We start with Bailey. Kia ora, Bailey. Happy Friday afternoon. G'day, Bailey. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your week been'day, Bailey. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, mate. How's your week been?

Yeah, not too bad. Pretty busy. Pretty busy. Do you get the weekend off? Oh, definitely. Definitely. Good to hear. Well, let's send you off into the weekend. What's your birthday?

13th of June, 1996. Right. That means you were 16 in 2012. And on the 13th of June in 2012, this would have been at number one. Maroon 5 and Wiz Khalifa, I think. Was it Wiz Khalifa? I can't remember. Pretty sure it was.

Do you like it, Bailey? Yeah, a bit of a banger. A bit of a banger? Yeah. Haven't heard it Pretty sure it was. Do you like it, Bailey? Yeah, a bit of a banger. Bit of a banger? Haven't heard it for ages as well. Wait there, we'll do a birthday banger for Renee. Hi, Renee. Hello, Renee. Hi, how's it going?

Good, mate. How are you? Oh, not too bad, thank you. What would you give your week out of 10? Oh, four or five, maybe. I like it. It's flat. It's been a long week.

Because it's honest, Renee, and I love an honest answer, so I appreciate that. Thank you. You're welcome. What's your birthday, mate? 19th of June, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And, Renee, here it is, your birthday banger.

Oh, my God, this song. You remember this? I didn't even know that was on the radio, to be honest. Angel Amanda Perez. She's a bit slow for a Friday. She is a bit slow for a Friday. What would you give that out of 10 as a birthday banger, Renee? Oh, two?

Because I don't feel like it's much of a partying, banging song, is it? Yeah, you can't put that on at a party. Oh, well, sorry, mate. Your birthday banger chooses you. Thank you for your honesty, Renee. Let's go to Ashley. G'day, Ash. Hi.

How are you? Good, thank you. What have you got planned for the weekend, Ash? Kids sport. Kids sport? Kids sport. What sport have you got planned for the weekend, Ash? Kids sport. Kids sport? Kids sport. What sport have you got your kids into? We've got a soccer player and a ripper rugby player.

Oh, good. Both outdoor sports. Variety. In the middle of winter. In the middle of winter. Boring sport like cricket. I'm never putting my kids into cricket. Well, she might have.

It's not cricket season. Oh, sorry, Ashley, if you did. That's totally fine. My bad. Ash, what's your birthday? 2nd of the 1st, 1990. Oh, you and I literally are one day apart. Good time.

I know, good times, Ash. You were 16 in 2006, and here's your birthday banger. Nobody gonna love me better I'ma stick with you forever Nobody gonna take me higher your birthday banger. Pussycat Dolls. Do you remember that one? I do. Can't complain about that. I like that song. It's not a bad Pussycat Dolls song. Yeah, you're right.

Okay, I'm thinking Friday, I'm thinking Vibes. It's probably the Maroon 5 song for me out of those three. Yeah. Provided we play the Wiz Khalifa version of that song. Yeah. Because they're all quite slow. Yeah.

For a Friday. Yeah. Aren't they? Yeah. I'm going Pussycat Dolls. Are you? Yeah, it's a vibe. God, you're so annoying.

Producer Megan, you're going to have the deciding vote today. Out of those three songs, what's the winner of Birthday Banger? Pussycat Dolls. Get it, son. Glenn. Double annoying. Don't look at me like that. Hey, Ashley, congratulations.

You've won Birthday Banger this afternoon. Thank you. Good luck for the kids. Sport tomorrow, congratulations. You've won birthday banger this afternoon. Thank you. Good luck for the kids. Sport tomorrow, Ash. Brian Clint, sit in. Brian Clint. They would have liked you right now. Yeah, look, I saw this and I found it quite interesting.

Whether it works or not, I don't know. Yeah. But you could put it to the test. And I believe this is in the context of if you're interested in someone romantically. Okay. Right? So if you want to get them to like you that way. Yeah.

So a psychologist and relationship therapist by the name of Kimberly Moffat has shared her favourite tips and tactics to get someone to like you using the power of the mind. Oh, Jedi mind trick them. Well, kind of. Bamboozle them into dating you, right. Yes and no.

I think it's just putting, she talks about putting out the right signals. Sounds like coercion to me. Go on, give us the tips. Well, we've got some audio of Kimberly going through the different tips. Here is number one. The first thing you're going to do is take advantage of the reciprocal liking concept. You're going to treat them like you have a very special connection.

And this is because our brains are psychologically primed to like people more when we know that they like us and think we're a good person. This isn't even a flirty thing at all. This is literally that they feel safe and seen with you and they know that you see the absolute best in them. Right. So pretty much letting them know that you think they're awesome. Oh, okay. And that you really like. Making your signals clear.

Yeah. Okay, got it. You really like them as a person. Okay one got it um step two in your conversation you are going to point out something that is similar about both of you oh my gosh i can't believe we both have a sister wow the human brain does unconsciously choose people who we view as similar to us that is so interesting isn't it it makes so much sense you know people in a relationship, when you're dating somebody, you think about a first date. All you're doing on a first date is trying to find common grounds.

You're asking questions, you're prodding, you're probing until you find the thing that you can relate to, right? So she's just saying you point out the things you have in common. So if they say something, you go, oh, my God, that's crazy. I have two sisters as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, I did time in prison. I'm i have two sisters as well yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god oh my god i did time in prison i'm a capricorn as well yeah yeah okay what's step three step three when men see bearskin they get aroused your comfort is key when it comes to

dressing in front of anybody but if you want to play it psychologically it will not hurt you to show a little bit of their skin oh my god that, that is so not PC to say. So obviously that is one of the straight ladies. Isn't it interesting that it's men that are attracted to bare skin? Because I imagine if I went on a date with a lady and I wore a low-cut top or a really short pair of shorts. You mean a V-neck t-shirt? Like a low scoop neck. I reckon it would hinder my chances, not help.

I'm not going lie when i see scoop necks on grown men doesn't what are they called male cleavage heavage yeah it doesn't do anything for me but okay let's go to number four this is the kicker if you are not in a relationship you're going to make sure that you give other guys the time of day brings out a protective instinct in guys and is usually the exact moment they decide to lock it down right so not she's not Right. So she's not saying, you know, flirt and do all that kind of stuff, but make sure you talk to, you know, other guys or like, you know. So the guy that you are interested in.

Wait a minute. I actually like that guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And his protective instincts kick in. We're just animals at the end of the day. 100%. We are just primitive, flesh-loving animals. Just give me a blanket and a bowl of food on the floor and I'm good to go.

Brian Clint. Clint Sound, the fashion alarm. I've got a trend alert. Would you classify a hairstyle as a fashion trend? Absolutely. You would, wouldn't you? What else is it? I don't know.

It's fashion. It's fashion, isn't it? Yeah. Because there is a big fashion hairstyle trend. For men or women? Women. Oh, well, it could be men. Is it white guy dreads?

Because I feel like those are not coming back. No. Neither the spikes, the frosted tips. Hey, they might come back. I could see that. I had the spikes, the frosted tips. Hey, they might come back. I could see that. I had the spikes and the frosted tips, not the dreads. Didn't you all? Yeah.

Didn't you all? No, this is for anyone with long hair. So if the fellas, if you have long hair, this could be for you. And I'm going to say it's an alternative to the mullet. Right. Okay. So they're calling it the strange new haircut trend, the jellyfish bob. Jellyfish bob.

Yeah, so this is what it is. It's named after the uncanny resemblance to the boneless sea creature, the jellyfish. The style is essentially two layers of hair. The outer layer of hair is cut quite short in a bob, like a bob-style haircut. Yeah. And then the inner layer is kept long,

almost like a mullet hairdo. Our producers just put a picture up on the screen. I'm just going to view it for the first time in three, two, one. Ah, that doesn't look good at all. It looks like a jellyfish. It looks like she has two hairstyles. It looks like she is wearing, you know those judge wigs that have the strangly bits at the back?

Yeah. It looks like a wig on top of regular hair, but the regular hair hasn't been tucked up. Isn't it weird? Yeah. It's so strange. You have enough hair to make this happen, though. Because you say long hair.

It needs to be past shoulder length to make this work. Otherwise, you're just going to look like you've got a bob with a couple of layers. I mean, I know a couple of other Sheilas who also have long enough hair. Producer Claude, Producer Megan? Looking at this photo, maybe I don't have long hair. I don't know if I want to be a part of this conversation. Would either of you get that haircut? It's a bit much.

I feel like it would look really weird on most people. Yeah. You know when you could get it? Say you made the decision to get a short bob. Yeah. Because that is the top layer, the bob. Oh, you could have this as an intermediary. Yeah.

Like guys do when they shave their beard off. They go, I'm going to have a moustache for a couple of days. Exactly. Because it's coming off anyway. You could just do this for a few days. Yeah, you definitely could do that. And wow some people. If you tried to tie this up, would you just do the long bottom layer and have like a little

rat's tail at the back under a bob? You would, eh? Or like a coonskin cap. Yeah, what would it look like? It'd be so weird. Anyway, apparently this is actually blowing up. And I don't know if you guys saw, but that poster of Nicole Kidman that came out this week. With her muscles?

With her muscles. Yeah, she looks incredible. She has a similar haircut to this in that poster if you go look at it. Does she? Yeah. Wow. What's the name of it again? It's called...

For those who are heading to Just Cuts this weekend, looking for a new style, what's it called? Ask for the Jellyfish Bob. There it is. I mean, I would, but, you know, don't have enough hair. I'm going to get the Octopus Bob. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's on the line. J-Lo's been firing some of her dance crew, Dean. Apparently. So here's the story that's breaking today, and it's getting good traction because of the source. Now, you know when we talk about sometimes we hear stories from Hollywood and there's some random source or someone, you know, that was kind of in the room and they never really know.

Well, we have the source, which is Heather Morris. Now, she was on Glee. She was a funny, hot chick on Glee. She was blonde. She actually did the Beyonce, Britney, Toxic performance. If you remember her, anyway, she was really, really awesome on the show. She did a podcast in the last couple of days, and she shared that she was performing and rehearsing with Jennifer Lopez.

And apparently, this was from her mouth, her mouth, J-Lo asked everyone, are there any Virgos in the room? Raise your hand. Did you say Virgo? Yeah, Virgo, the star sign. I thought you said something else. Yeah, right. Good to clarify that, Brie.

Oh, Virgo. Virgo. Virgo. Apparently. Yeah. Apparently, they were then axed from the routine. And then apparently, as according to Heather Morris, that J-Lo has a thing against people with different astrology signs.

What? She cut the Virgos. Wait, what star? I'm going to Google. Wait, what star sign is JLo? I have no idea. Like, is it something about with what astrology says her star sign is? Who she can flex with.

Yeah, who she can. What star sign is Lance Savali? We should find out too. He's one of J-Lo's dancers. Yeah. So Jennifer Lopez is a Leo. Yeah. Okay.

So she's a July baby. So do Leos not get on with Virgos? I don't know anything about star signs. Neither do Leos get along. It'd be so interesting if we looked this up and they were like, no, they do not. Here we go. Virgo and Leo together

can make everyday magical but also productive. A complementary balance. Yeah, makes no sense then. Doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Wow. What a weird story.

That is such a weird story. What's that sign are you doing? That's where it came from. I'm an Aries, which are perfect. So Aries are incredible, sexy. They've got it all going on. I'm just really capable, flexible.

Yeah, that's the one. But I think that what's wild about this story is that it came from someone who is well-known. Like Heather Morris sharing this really blows my mind. We hear about stuff like this from the source or the neighbour or whatever. But yeah, I'm just a bit... It must be true. I did not...

Well, kind of. Yeah. Well, her story, you know, it must be true, yeah. Get Lance Savali on the phone. Let's get to the bottom of this. Wait.

That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Is Lance Savali. Imagine if he's a Virgo too. Get it. Nah, he's a Scorpio.

There you go. That is the end of the show, everybody. What's everyone got planned for the weekend? Producers, Clint, anyone exciting? I've got a dinner out tonight. I've got big plans for this dinner too. I caught an Uber to work. Did you?

Yeah, left the car at home. Oh, yeah, that's big planning from you. Problem is the people that I'm going to dinner with started celebrations at 3pm. And dinner is not until 8pm. So now I'm worried I'm going to be the only one sober enough for dinner and I've caught an Uber for nothing. Yeah, you're walking into something late.

I feel like I'm going to be underdone when I get there. You might be a little bit. But we'll be okay. So that's pretty exciting. Producers, anyone got anything fun? My partner's away. My partner's away, so I'm going to be in charge of the house. Oh, Naked Sundays.

So I'm going to have a bachelor lifestyle. We're in the house. We've never asked you this. You're still relatively new to the family. Are you a naked person? No, I'm not a naked person. No, Brie and I are not naked people either. No, naked people.

No. But you do hold those naked poker competitions at your house, don't you? Oh, yeah, but that's a game, so that's different. That's different. Matt, it's naked pogo, okay? That's not a good idea. You need to listen more carefully. Megan?

Is this the naked question? Oh, we can't hear you, Megan. Megan? Is this the naked question or the naked question? Oh, if you want it to be. I'm eager. Yeah, I'm interested. Are you a naked person?

Oh, top half sometimes. Sometimes. Let them fly free. What are you doing this weekend? Oh, nothing exciting for me. I'm getting my hair done for the first time in three years. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What are you going to get done? Probably something boring, a trim. Maybe that one we talked about on the show earlier. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or probably not. Whatever you're doing stay safe.

We'll see you guys back on Monday. Podcast is out very shortly. Have a great weekend everybody. Bye. Bye guys.

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