ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th August 2024

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

Have you done a nude photo shoot?  What does your parent not say quite right? The Gen Z equivalent of a lower back tattoo.  If the answer is Sunday - what would the question be.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Very confusing, very flustered way to start the afternoon, everybody. I was wondering why you were being so lax. A couple of reasons. There's a couple of reasons. You've changed the time on your laptop. I changed it on my laptop, yeah. I needed to get a video of my laptop saying a certain time. So on my laptop it's 20 past 2.

And Claudia's like, the news is playing. And I was like, well, that sounds like a problem for the news, Claudia. It's 20 past 2. What does that have to do with me? Yeah, what's that got to do with me? The look on your face was like, and? So? People before, like when we were planning the show, because we've been doing some other bits and pieces, literally,

earlier today, so we've been planning the show quite, you know, late. And someone was asking us for stuff and I was like, we're kind of under the pump here and you're just like, yeah, we can do that, we can do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, we don't really have time. I was like, gee, Bree's being a bit stressy.

We've got so much time on our hands. So I've changed some on my laptop. I've also got a concussion. So you choose your reason. It goes hand in hand. Yeah. Anyway, we're back. We're back.

We did our special photo shoot today because we're going to reveal some cheeky, cheeky pics. Or are we? If we raise $100,000 for Daffodil Day. Exactly. We have an update on how much money we've raised. I heard we were at $20,000 last week already. Yeah, yeah.

We need to raise it. We're aiming to raise most of it this Friday with the donation station. That's the key, Dave. $20,000 in the bank last week. Where are we at now? Latest update, $ 25,663. How good. If you want to get the info to donate,

you big pervert, if you want to see our photos, you can text what, Claudia? What do you text? You can text donate to 2442. Cool. That's the one. I don't need to know if there's any of this information.

I've got a concussion. Let's play tradie versus lady, where the ladies are up by 10 points still. Tradies staying in touch, but not getting ahead this year. Yeah, they're just staying within reach. Can the tradies go one in front? We've got a prize, all thanks to the tool shed up for grabs. If you want to play, give us a call.

Bree and Clint. It's a tradie versus ladies. Thanks to the Toolshed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, as Clint said before, the tradies are sitting still 10 losses behind the ladies. So they're on 66. The ladies on 76.

We're playing for the Toolshed this week. It's our last week with the Tool Shed. It's been great having them on board. God, they've been so great. Such amazing prizes. I'm going to miss them. Yeah, it's been great. But we've got a great gift for you from the Tool Shed today and $50 cash.

So let's meet our contestant, our ladies in Livin. She is 42 and she accidentally married somebody. That sounds like a great story. Welcome to the show, Michelle. Michelle, or should we say Rachel, and did you accidentally marry Ross? I accidentally married somebody, yeah. How?

I'd known him for six or so weeks from walking down to the courthouse, you know, young and silly, and I said, hey, you know, we should get married, and he said, oh, yeah, right, and we did. Just at the courthouse, not in, young and silly, and I said, hey, you know, we should get married, and he said, oh, are you alright? And we did. Just at the courthouse, not in Las Vegas or anything like that? No, doubt it. This was in Palmerston North.

It's not really anything. There was no we could find, no gambling to be had. At the Palmy courthouse, how long did the marriage last? About eight weeks. Oh, Michelle! What a story, though. Yeah, it was pretty rough.

Nah, it's a story. You know, you've got a great story. How old were you, Michelle? I was 20 and he was 19. Oh, you guys were young and free. Yeah, I had a toy boy once. Oh, you know. All right, Michelle.

Yep. If he's listening, maybe Michelle wants to go around too. Meet at the courthouse in Palmier. I remember my first marriage. I'm still in it. You're taking on our training today, though, 41, and he did the naked dating experience with ZM back in the day. Welcome to the show, Jeremy.

Hi, Jeremy. Hi, guys. How we doing? We're good. Did it work out for you, the naked dating experience? It did not. No, I came in. It was with you guys.

You guys sent me there. Yeah, we did it. We're wondering if a relationship blossomed from it? I did not. No, I came in. It was with you guys. You guys sent me there. Yeah, we did it. We're wondering if a relationship blossomed from it. It did not. No. It was a failure. Well, you can't win them all.

How's the clothes on dating going for you? No, very well. It's engaged. Okay, that's good. Oh, you're engaged. Congratulations. That's exciting. Save some money.

Head to the Palmerston North Courthouse. Michelle, your buzzer is lady. Jeremy, you're the tradie. That's exciting. Save some money. Head to the Palmerston North Courthouse. Michelle, your buzzer is lady. Jeremy, you're the tradie. The first three gets that prize from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The Walking What was the name of the American post-apocalyptic horror drama television series?

Lady. Yes, Michelle. Dead is correct. Dead. The Walking Dead is correct. She's on the board. One to the ladies. Question, Michelle. Dead is correct. Dead. The Walking Dead is correct. She's on the board. One to the ladies. Question number two.

What is the most common surname in the United States of America? Is it Jones, Smith or Brown? Lady. Michelle? Smith. Smith's correct. God, she's away and flying. The ladies are on two.

You need this one, Jeremy, to stay in it. Question number three. How many elements are there in the periodic table? Is it 88, 118 or 128? Ladies. Michelle just got in first. I'm going to give it out with 118. She's got it.

Michelle. What a game. She's got it. Michelle. What a game. She's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. She wins tradie versus lady just as fast as she gets married. Jeremy didn't stand a chance. Thank you very much, guys. Thank you very much.

Well done, guys. Unlucky Jeremy. Just too good from Michelle. Michelle, 50 bucks and something from the Tool Shed coming your way. Congratulations. Thank you. Sweet as. Thanks, Tool Shed.

They're your trusted tool store. Kiwi owned and trusted by tradies with 30 stores nationwide. Bree and Clint. The answer is this Sunday, what would the question be? Oh, see, I don't know, eh? Oh, see, I don't know, eh? Oh, see, I don't know. Happy Father's Day. Father's Day is on

Sunday. Is it the most iconic bit of Kiwi radio of all time? I think it could be. I reckon it is. I think it probably is. If you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about this. February 1st trivia answer tonight, Sunday. What do you reckon the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day? Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question might be? Father's Day. What about Father's Day?

Father's Day is on Sunday. Yeah, but what's the question? Oh. No, I don't know. That never gets old. Oh, my God. She's just the cutest. She's the best.

And it's iconic. It's a part of, you know, New Zealand culture. Totally. Now, and I thought in the lead up to Father's Day, we could play an impromptu game show where we call up random businesses from around New Zealand and test them with that very iconic question. What day is Father's Day?

What day? No. The answer is Sunday. What would the question be? So we're not calling them with a question, we're calling them with an answer. That's right. They have to give us the question. That's right. If they say anything about Father's Day, they

win. Exactly, because we want to make it easy. That's how you win. If they say anything remotely about Father's Day, you're going to win something. Who are we calling? We're calling a rebel sport in Christchurch. Hi, this is Rebel Sport commentary Christchurch. Hi, this is

Rebel Sport Combo. Shred Isaiah speaking. How may I help? Sorry, what was your name? Isaiah from Rebel Sport Combo. Isaiah, welcome to the impromptu game show. Are you ready to play for some KFC chicken dollars? Wait, what? Alright, Isaiah.

Here it is. The answer is Sunday. What would the question be? I'll give it to you one more time, Isaiah. The answer is Sunday. What would the question be? Have a think about what's happening this Sunday, Isaiah KFC on the line I'd say the folks at Rebel Sport have some good specials

For this particular holiday Is it Father's Day? Oh, he's got it! Isaiah, it's Bree and Clint from ZM. How are you going? Wait, what? Mate, we're just calling with the impromptu game show, The Answer of Sunday, What Would the Question Be?

And you've nailed it, mate. We're going to get that 50 KFC chicken dollars out to you. Oh, thank you very much. You're very welcome, Isaiah. Oh, see, that's how you do it. He just, like, you know, cool, calm and collected. Hold the line, Isaiah. Our producers will collect your details.

And we were serious. We're going to get you the KFC. Oh, thank you very much. You're very welcome. Technically, he didn't say the question. But, you know, he said something to do with Father's Day. So we'll take it. But it was along the lines of what she gave us.

I see. I don't know. I see I've done that. He gave us everything. Aren't we playing this all week? This is too good. Once a day for the rest of the week. Oh, see, I don't know. Oh, see, I don't know. He gave us everything. Aren't we playing this all week? This is too good. Once a day for the rest of the week. Well, watch out.

If you've got a phone, we could be calling you with the answer. And the question would be? Father's Day, Sunday. So the answer is Sunday. What would the question be? Father's Day. See, I don't know. See, I don't know.

Very lucky at the moment My mum is staying with me She's in town We have her for the next week or so Which is very nice Especially when you live far away from your parents Are you arriving home to your undies freshly folded out of the dryer? No, she doesn't do that

She will cook dinner for us though Which is very nice But no, she leaves our washing. I don't expect my mum to do that, by the way. It's just one of those. Sounded like you did. No, no, but it's one of those nice things that happens. Don't make me call Colleen and ask.

I wouldn't wish my undies on my worst enemy. Well, that's nice of you. Something about my mum that I thought was unique to my mum But I posted about it on the weekend And I've since found that it is quite universal when it comes to mums It's not that mole, is it? No, it's not that mole Although quite common, get it checked

Go get a mole map, people Go get a mole map No, I posted this video She was watching this TV show and I said to her, you know, what show are you watching? And she was quite confused about the name of the show and here's what she said. What's this show, Mum?

Little Big Fives. Little Fives. What is it? Little Big Fives or Five Big Fives. Little Fires. What was it? Little Big Fires or Fire Big. I don't know. Shut up, Leah. Little Big Fires. Little Big Fires.

Or Fires Be Big is what I heard. Yeah, Fires Be Big. Big Big Fires was another one. Now, I need to know because there's two shows there that she's mashed together. She's talking about Big. Oh, God. Now, I'm confused. No, there's three. There's Pretty's mashed together. She's talking about big... Oh, God, now I'm confused. No, there's three. There's Pretty Little Liars.

Pretty Little Liars. Big Little Lies. Big Little Lies. And Little Fires Everywhere. Yes. So it turns out she was watching Little Fires Everywhere. But got very confused. The Reese Witherspoon one.

Yes, the Reese Witherspoon one. Which I think she's also in big. Yeah, I think she is. She's in that as well, so quite confusing. But it's not uncommon for my mum to do this. Like she always slightly changes the name of things. Like she gets it like maybe 80%, sometimes 90% there. She's in the postcode.

She's in the postcode but she just slightly changes the names of things like the time she tried to pronounce ariana grande's name have you learned how to pronounce her name give her a drum roll when you're ready who sings that song ariana grande it's perfect couldn't been better. And now she will forever be known as Ariandagrande. A better name. A better name if you ask me. I think a better name too. It's more fun to say.

Some of the other ones I've noticed recently, like she has never been able to pronounce Pokemon. It's always Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. Oh, yeah. In a more recent one, we're going to the Tones and I concert

on Wednesday night here in Auckland, and we're very excited about it. So we've got her listening because she's coming with us. We've got her listening to Tones and I. Yeah. But she's called Tones and I. Tone and I? Tone and I. Or she's, and then I tried to explain to her, it's Tones and I,

which she corrected to Toned and I. Tones and I. Tones and I. She's got a similar issue to my daughter, but my daughter's three. Yeah. Yeah. And when I posted this video of my mum doing this, all these people inboxed me being like, my mum does this.

Yeah. Someone messaged me and said, my mum will call emojis Mjoys. Mjoys, yeah, I can see it. Mjoys. Yeah, yeah. Other people, I need to go through them because there's so many, but I'll grab them. But I thought we could ask people on 0800DIALSATM,

what is the thing that your mum, maybe it's your dad, slightly changes the name of. What are they getting a little bit wrong? Just a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Like they're nearly there. Yeah. But it's just slightly off. Like my dad and the bad guy from Star Wars, Garth Vader.

That's the one. 30 years he was calling him Garth Vader. Well, is Darth. He's like, Darth, that's a stupid name. Garth is a more appropriate name. Darth is a real, Darth's not a real name. Garth. That's a real name. That's a stupid name. Garth is a more appropriate name. Darth is a real, Darth's not a real name. Garth. That's a real name.

That's a real name. Garth Vader. Makes more sense. Bree and Clint. My mum's in town. She's staying with me. And one of my favourite things I notice when mum's staying is it's so cute how she'll say the names of things, but just get it slightly wrong.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit off. Just enough to make it really funny. Yeah. So I know what she's talking about. Yeah, totally. But she just gets a little bit wrong. Like we're going to see Toned and I.

Toned and I. Yeah, Toned and I. That sounds like a bodybuilding show. Yeah. And she was loving the show Big Fires Little. That was a good one. Someone's texted and said, my mum gets confused with tsunami and salami.

I mean, they are similar. What if your mum came running into the room freaking out saying there's a salami coming? We've got to get to higher ground. There's a salami warning. I'd hope that it was a tsunami of salami. A tsunami of salami. Now that would be careful.

That would really confuse mum. Nikki's here. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. of salami. Now that, I'd be careful. They were really confused, Mum. Nicky's here. Hi, Nicky. Hi, Nicky. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good, thanks. Your mother-in-law does this quite a lot, does she?

Yeah, she's got a few special cases. It's the classic Kiwi comic of Foot Flat Rocks. Foot Flat Rocks. Yeah, good one. Yeah, love Foot Flat Rocks. Such a good one. Yeah. It's called Arshel Mart. It's kind of. Yeah, good one. Love Foot Flat Rocks. Such a good one. Or Arshel Marts.

Kind of like karate, but not quite. Sorry, Arshel Marts. Yep. Or you'll go and buy your windscreen wipers at Super Auto Cheap. Super Auto Cheap. Is mum dyslexic?

Have we had her tested? She's just a bit special. Super Auto Cheap. What mum dyslexic? Have we had her tested? She's just a bit special. Super Auto Cheap. What is it normally called? Super Cheap Auto. Super Cheap Auto. I mean, both work in vans to your mother-in-law. My mum calls a camel toe a camel's foot. Yep.

That's classic. That's just a big one, isn't it? Yeah. That's the whole camel's foot. That's a moose knuckle. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Someone else said, instead of calling my PlayStation a PS2, my dad would call it the PC2. He's the most typical boomer you can think of. The PC2.

It's gone to PC2. Ashley's here. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi. Hi. Tell us, Ashley, is it your mum or your dad

or what are they slightly changing the name of? It's my mum, and she does this with quite a few things but the best one is the brand of handbag, Deadly Ponies. She calls it Hairy Ponies. Not the Hairy Ponies. That might be their new line that they're coming out of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She knows that I love the handbag as well

so she actually had in her Trade Me search bar hairy pony bags. She did not. She'd be like, you won't believe this, Ashley. I wanted to get you a handbag for Christmas, but they're also out of hairy ponies. I googled them. I googled them.

I couldn't find them anywhere. I feel like certain websites would have come up when she typed in hairy ponies. Don't get the hairy ponies and the camel token first. No, don't get those two in the same search. That's brilliant, Ashley. That's so good. Don't correct the hairy ponies and the camel token first No, don't get those two in the same search That's brilliant Ash That's so good Don't correct her, okay?

Don't correct her No, I won't It's better this way Let her live her best life It's like when your toddler learns to say something correctly And you realise you'll never hear it that cute wrong way again You know, it's the same with mums Just let them go

My mum says the farmers The farmers My mum does that a lot, yeah Yeah, we've got to get some new My mum says the farmers. The farmers. My mum does that a lot, yeah. Yeah. We've got to get some new singlets from the farmers. Should we go down to the farmer's store? The Woolworths. The Woolworths.

My mum says think outside the square box instead of think outside the box. It always has to be square box. So good. Come on, mum. Think outside the square box. Someone else said my mother-in-law could not pronounce couscous and would always say cuckoo. Can someone bring over the cuckoo?

My mum says plot hole instead of pothole. We should call my mum and get her to say Asahi. Asahi? Yeah. What does she say? I can't even remember, but it sounds like a dirty word. It's like a glitch in the matrix when she tries to say it. My husband's nana says mega-maita.

Mega-maita. Oh, God. Maita 10 mega. That's good. Someone else said, my husband's mum calls COVID covert. Covert. Oh, that COVID-19. The COVID-19 immunisation. Yeah, the covert. My mum called the old bar Bahama Hut in Tauranga

Banana Hut. Banana Hut. Banana Hut. Banana Hut. Someone else said, mum always says, can you be more Pacific? Which we then take the piss out of her saying, yeah, the ocean. She cannot say specific to save a life. I get Dulux the paint and Durex the condoms mixed up. Oh, no. I said to a client once,

I told them to go and check out the Durex paint range. Someone else said my mum says Yuba. Yuba. Not Yuba. Yuba's a classic. Yuba is so cute. My dad was saying Gooba for a bit, but I couldn't tell if he was trying to be funny.

Gooba. is so cute. My dad was saying goober for a bit, but I couldn't tell if he was trying to be funny. We thought it was finished. We thought we had watched the finale last year at the end of season three, but maybe not. Dean, what's the TV show that's rumoured to be coming back for another season? I love being the bearer of good news. You know this. Can you believe, I hope you're sitting down, pull over your car,

Ted Lasso is coming back for season four. It's been greenlit and they're picking up the three core cast members. I mean, like, you don't turn down a gig like that, you know what I mean? Like, for real. So, very exciting. We don't know when they're going to be going into production, but it looks to be all greenlit ahead. Jeremy Swift, Brett Goldstein, Hannah Waddington

all are rumoured to be coming back as well. Like, so exciting because, I mean, what an iconic show. People are thrilled about this. So, brace yourself. And, of course, obviously, Jason Zudikis. I don't know when it's happening, though. I've been looking. I can't see, but I've got...

Can I just clarify? This isn't like a spin-off show or like... Yeah, Jamie Tartt got his own show. Yeah, is it like something that's like derived from Ted Lasso or is it a fourth season? From what I've seen and Dean can tell us, it's Apple TV confirming they'll do Ted Lasso season four. Right, Dean?

Yeah, that's exactly how I read it. Yeah, absolutely. I'm so interested in who they consider the three core cast members because I feel like everybody in that cast. Who do you consider? Obviously, Ted. But then. Obviously, Hannah Waddingham's character.

Yes. And I was. Who was Rebecca. She's the owner of the club. Yes, those two. But then Roy Kent is a huge character. Jamie Tartt is a huge character. In the latest season, I would say it's...

Keely? Keely. Yeah. She was a huge character in the last season. But then she had her season. I don't know. Either way, good show. I wonder what they'll do because he went back to America.

That's the latest Live out of Los Angeles With Dean McCarthy And we're back after this Bree and Clint A lot of requests coming in To replay Mama Di's Chappel Rhone Hot To Go From Friday Okie on Friday

I'll just say If we get enough texts We will play it out in full At five o'clock today What? Don't Give people what they want Don't tell my mum that

Really? No she's Real embarrassed by it Is she? Yeah I thought it was wonderful I told her I said to her I thought it was really really good

I I tried to You know Gas her up as much as I could And I think she did come around to it I think she said the chorus Yeah Was not bad

Well Do you think she's listening? Can we play it and not tell her? I think she might be listening. Okay. The chorus was great. I think she did a great job. There's some really good parts in there, Mum.

I think she did a great job. Hey, I watched this video today where this person was trying to figure out, they're talking about generational tattoo trends, I guess, and how you can tell what generation someone is from by the place that they have tattoos on there. The placement of a tattoo. And it led to what is going to be the Gen Z tattoo location. Have a listen to this.

What do you think is the quintessential tattoo placement of this time period? Not the tattoo itself, not the design, just the placement on the body. Because in the early 2000s, right, it was the tramp stamp, obviously. It was the hip bone. But then in the early 2010s, it was the tramp stamp obviously it was the hip bone but then in the early 2010s it was all about the rib cage we were wearing those low armpit hole shirts so the rib cage tattoos were huge the inside of the wrist so what is that that will allow gen z in 15 years to look back and say you were there you were a young person in 2024. How are they going to recognise each other in the future? What is going to be

the beacon? Can we just talk about a few of those? The millennial ones in particular, I really like. The ribcage tattoo one, and it's often like Super millennial. It's often a little bit of like script. Yep. On the ribcage? Yep. Just peeking out through the singlet, the dangly singlet? Totally.

That is super millennial. And the inside of the wrist. Oh God, remember the heart on the inside of the wrist? That took off. Or the stars was a big one. Or the star, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That took off. This one didn't catch on as much, but we were at risk of it taking off, which was the moustache on the inside of your index finger.

I think it took off. I think it took off enough. Really? Yep. That's a big millennial one, right? Yeah, I think that's a millennial one. You know where else I think it took off. I think it took off enough. Really? Yep. Yeah. That's a big millennial one, right? Yeah, I think that's a millennial one. You know where else I think is quite millennial is behind the ear. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know? Just behind the lobe.

Just behind the ear, the lobe. It's like a dainty tattoo back there. Or like a tiny fine line rose or something. Yeah. Some other generational ones that this person talked about that wasn't in there, she talked about people getting a tattoo on the top of their foot, which to me is very Gen X. Gen X.

The top of foot tattoo. You're wearing a lot of strappy sandals. You might have got some stars on your foot. Yeah. Or like a bit of ivy climbing up your... They never wear well. No. You know, like they eventually well yeah but it's

probably true for all tattoos over time i just feel like they would hurt so much i know i feel like i've nailed the gen z tattoo placement okay and and i mean we can test it right here right now we've got a tattooed gen z and i will put my hand up and say, I'll be honest, I know Gen Z producer Ella has a few tattoos, but I honestly can't remember if she has a tattoo in this place or not. Okay, I'll hide everything. How many do you think you've got now? Oh, seven. Seven.

Okay, seven tattoos. Odds on you are a Gen Z that you have what Bree believes is the quintessential Gen Z tattoo location. And I'll show you. I think it's back of the arm just above the elbow. Yes. She's got it! She's got it!

I have it, baby! That is Gen Z to a T. Is it a fine line tattoo as well? Yes, it's fine line. It's a little cherub on a cloud sleeping. Perfect. Yeah. That is Gen Z all over. It's great. It's just below cherub on a cloud sleeping. Perfect. Yep. That is Gen Z all over.

It's great. It's just below the tricep. Yes. Yeah. I love it. On the back of your arm, just above the elbow. Who has it? Do you have it too?

Yeah, I'm young and trendy. Yeah. Do you have one on your ribs? No, I don't. Do they let millennials get the Gen Z tattoo, Claudia? Yeah, I said I was younger than I am. You have to sign a waiver. I feel Gen Z is also, it's quite Gen Z to have on the inside of your elbows, like on both sides, like just up from inside your elbow.

I guess the base of your bicep. You both got that as well. Well, I got a cat, yeah. What generation owns the sternum tattoo? Millennial. Oh, I like the sternum one. The one that Harry Styles and Rihanna have. Millennials. Oh, yeah. Millennials own that. Millennials? Yeah. I feel like the little sternum tattoo? Millennial. Oh, I like the sternum. The one that Harry Styles and Rihanna have. Millennials.

Oh, yeah. Millennials own that. Millennials? Yeah. I feel like the little sternum. Below the breasts. Millennial. And that little bit in there.

The tiny ones are a bit Gen Z though. Yeah, a bit of both. Can we have some of it? It's cool. She wants one. You can get it. If you've got one. We don't own it,

but I feel like a lot of millennials got that tattoo. Have we got it right? Where's our tattooed Gen Z's at? What do you think is the quintessential Gen Z location for a tattoo? Or

if you think you've got one of these tattoos, if you think you've got an iconic tattoo location, call us and we will guess what generation you are. I like that game. Question, did the tattoo trend of the Southern Cross tattoo start here in New Zealand? Nah.

Oh, you guys. Very Aussie, eh? You guys managed to avoid that trend, did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate, every second person was getting a Southern Cross tattoo. On their shoulder blade? Everywhere. Oh, everywhere.

Ribs, shoulder blade, stomach. Call us up. Tell us where your tattoo is. We'll guess what generation you're in. Easy. Easy money. Let's talk. Bree and Clint.

We're talking about generational tattoo placements and how we can tell what decade, basically, you grew up in by where the tattoo is on your body. It's a trend. I think there's, like like tattoo placement is trendy. You've only got one tattoo? Two tattoos. You've got your ankle.

Oh. I've got the one on my ankle and then the one on the back of my ankle. I was going to say, you and I did a very revealing photo shoot today and I feel like I would have seen it. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Paige is here. She's a tattooed Gen Z. Hi, Paige. Hi. Paige is here. She's a tattooed Gen Z.

Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. What do you think the Gen Z tattoo location is? I feel like at the moment maybe the spine. The spine. Have you got one on the spine? Sure do.

Did it hurt like hell? In parts, yes. Yeah, okay. Is it running up your spine? Well, mine goes from the top to the middle. Yeah, okay. Is it running up your spine? Well, mine goes from the top to the middle. Okay, and what is it? It's of a bunch of flowers. It has a boat, like a pink bar around it for cancer.

Oh, cute. Oh, that's nice. Sounds meaningful as well. Okay, Paige, thank you. We appreciate that. I thought she was... Paige, I thought you were going to say, it's a barbed wire fence that's wrapped around a big snake.

I hope not. I thought snake too. Yeah. But that sounds much nicer. That's the bogan in me. That's the Runaway speaking. Way nicer. Yep.

It's a snake with some wings coming out over the shoulder. And they've got barbed wire on the wings. And the barbed wire's on the wings and the wings are on fire. And they're bleeding. There's fireworks going on. I'm just looking for our game show music. I can't find it. Cordy will find it for us and we'll talk to Liv, who's here.

Hi, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi, how are you guys going? We're good, thank you, Liv. Where is the location of your tattoo? And what we're going to do is using sort of generational generalisations, we're going to guess what generation you are, okay? All right, okay? All right.

Okay. My tattoo is on my thigh. Ooh. Okay. Saucy. How big is it? Quite large. I'm just talking about the size of a side plate.

Are we allowed to ask what it's of? It's a tree of life. Tree of life. Oh, it's a millennial. You're a millennial. Millennial. You're an elder millennial. I'm going to say yes.

Millennial. Tree of life. Millennial. Lock it in. So easy. So easy. Late 30s millennial? Mid 30s.

Liv, don't we just eat that shit up as millennials? We love the tree of life, don't we? I've got like eight pieces of it. Brie pigged you straight away. I've got like nose rings of tree of Life, don't we? I've got like eight necklaces of it. Brie pigged you straight away. I've got like nose rings of Tree of Life, earrings, necklaces. Oh, I love it. We just love that stuff. Thanks, love.

We're one from one. Let's go to Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hello, how's it going? Good, thanks. Welcome to the generational tattoo game. Where is your tattoo and what is it of?

Okay, I've got three. I've got inside wrist, outside ankle, and back of arm above the elbow. See, back of arm above the elbow is giving Gen Z. What one did you get first, Nicole? Wrist was first, then ankle, and then back of arm. Millennial. She's millennial You reckon millennial as well?

She's Gen Z leaning millennial, just like Claudia She's like, she's a younger millennial Yeah, what do they call those? She's a zoomer A zillennial, she's a zillennial She's a zillennial Nicole? So how old does that make me, you reckon?

Well, are you a millennial, first of all? So if you're a zillennial, I reckon you're about She's like 29 Like 29, 30 Yeah Ohillennial, I reckon you're about... She's like 29. Like 29, 30. Yeah. Oh, no, I'm 33. Oh! We got you though.

We got you though. You're a millennial. But in the tree of life, Nicola, would you say you're a young spirit? Oh, I would say I've been missing out on a tree of life tattoo. So maybe that could be the next one maybe. Get it on your sternum. Lock it in. Get it your sternum, and then you'll be the ultimate millennial. Yeah, I'm going to get one under each collarbone, I think. Perfect.

Oh, my God, we should make a superhero. Super millennial girl. Super millennial girl, and the Tree of Life is the badge on the front of her costume. Yeah, she's got a moustache finger on her. Nicole, you can be the poster girl for it. You are a super millennial girl. Thank you.

I feel like I got duped into getting the one on the back of my arm, though, because my brother was, we were going to get tattoos together. I finally decided what to get, and then he, I booked and paid for it, and then he decided not to get it. Did he back out? He did. What a dirty dog. Remember that time we had the girl and her grandma come in here?

To get a tattoo together, yeah. To get a tattoo together. We said, we'll pay for it if you get a tattoo with your nan. And the granddaughter got it and then the nan pulled out. Yep, that's like my bro. God. Nan had very thin skin to be fair though. Yeah, poor nan.

I feel like she'd been dragged in so that granddaughter could get a free tattoo. We should do that again. Bree and Clint. Bree's just nipped out to share some of her muff with the office. One of the girls is having a birthday, so she's taken her a birthday muffin. What? She bought them in for... You can't say that.

She shared it with you and you were happy to chow down... That's true, it was delicious and you were happy to chow down on some of Bree's muff earlier. That is slander, especially when she's not here to defend herself. Bree's back, Bree's back. I'm not saying anything bad, I'm just saying you're sharing some muff with the office because one of the girls is having

a birthday. I do like to share around my muff with the office for birthdays. She's not bluffing with her muffin either. It's a good muff. Absolutely not. I learnt my lesson on that many years ago. Yeah. Don't bluff with the muff. It's the same.

We've all had some today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've all been up the muff. They're big muffs too, aren't they? Very moist. We're going to play Guess the Noise next.

Oh, we gave Claudia a theme last week. I wonder if she's pulled through take it. We're going to play Guess the Noise next. Oh, we gave Claudia a theme last week. I wonder if she's pulled through with it. The look on her face tells me no. We'll scratch that then. Let's play Guess the Noise, where you call up and guess the noise. Today, Jessie is going to be playing alongside Bree. Kia ora, Jessie. Hi, Jessie.

Hello. You're on my team. Let's win you this KFC, babes. Yoo-hoo. Let's do it. Okay, you're taking on me and Ryan. G'day, Ryan. G'day, Rozzy.

Ryan. Ryan, whakarunga mai? Raise a line. Hello. There he is. Hello. Okay, going to need you to listen a bit better than that, Ryan, if we're going to play Guess the Noise, okay?

All right. There he is. Hello, hello. Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claude. Remind me what the theme that we agreed that I would do was. We think it was Scotland.

Sounds of Scotland. Sounds of Scotland, yeah. Yeah, that's what I've done. So picture yourself, you're in Scotland. Okay. You're driving around Scotland. A Scottish door. And these are the sounds that your car in

Scotland makes. Oh, yeah, she's got us on a technicality there. I feel like I just heard a handbrake go up just then. Yeah, can we lock in handbrake? Okay, let's do it then. Let's play. Okay, so these are all sounds that you'll hear in your car. In Scotland specifically. Yes, very important car. Brie and Clint, you guys are going to go.

In Scotland specifically. In Scotland. Yes. Very important detail. Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. First team to three points takes home the win. Buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Here we go.

Brie. Clint. Brie. That's the, is that the seatbelt alarm? No. Clint. That's you've left your keys in the ignition. Correct.

Yeah. Very prevalent in my family's Mazda Bongo van. My car doesn't make that sound. That's a worry. No, because you don't put keys in your car. Yeah, I do. You've got a button. I don't have a button.

Oh, povo. You never open the door with your keys. Excuse you, Mr. European driver. Jessie and Ryan, are you ready to play Guess the Noise? I'm ready. The Scottish car edition. It's your Scottish car noise. Jessie.

Ryan. Jessie. The pie is squealing. Correct. She's good. Because maybe a Highland cow has run out on the road. Totally. Maybe you've just seen a Bonnie Scottish lass.

You've dropped the diff and you're just burning rubber all the way up the bitumen. Okay, we are. Up the who? Wait, what do you guys call it? I can't say that. Let's do another one. That is one point per two. What do you guys call it?

Oh, my God. Stop saying it. Stop saying that, Bree. It means asphalt. What are you guys? Oh, my God. That saying it. Stop saying that, Bree. It means asphalt. What are you guys? Oh, my God. That's worse. Shut up.

Shut your asphalt, you bitumen. Clint, handbrake. Correct. I wasn't even ready. We'd had enough out of you. Yeah, you'd said a lot of vulgar things. Jessie, Ryan, it's 2-1 to the boys. Team Clint.

Yeah. I'm ready. Come on, Jessie. Jessie, indicator. Ryan. Oh, yeah, Ryan buzzed in first. Indicator. For the win, it is an indicator.

Jessie, I call BS on this. What do you reckon? I don't know. I think, yeah, I agree. Yep. I think she should have remembered the rules. Yeah, me too, Ryan. Hey, Ryan, I think we turned your phone line down.

Turn him down. That's enough out of Ryan. Not before we give him 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations, Ryan. Thank you very much. I'm a little excited. Congratulations. He is a little excited.

You bitcherman. Announced over the weekend, the full cast for Celebrity Treasure Island season... Six. Six. Yeah, if you count the fans versus faves in the normal seasons, although it was a bit of a different season, but yeah, season six.

I think we count it. Yeah. The full list is out. And if you've missed it, we're going to give it to you. And then what we are going to do is, as a team, we're going to try and predict the winner of this year's Celebrity Treasure Island. Now, bear in mind, this is an exercise in poker face for Bree,

who knows who the winner of Celebrity Treasure Island is. I was there. You were there. So should we go through the cast first? Yeah, let's go through the cast. I want to know who you're excited about, who you're quite shocked about. Where do you want to kick it off?

So we'll start with Eddie Walker. Yes. You might know her from Outrageous Fortune. Yeah. And Catching the Black Widow. And then Tina from Turner's is on Celebrity Treasure Island. Tina from Turner, otherwise known as Bubba. You may have also seen her on Taskmaster last year.

She's on this season. Carmel Cipollone, current Labour MP. Yes, getting a lot of stick for going on Celebrity Treasure Island while also being a sitting member of Parliament. It was quite interesting, I must say. She used to be the Vice Prime Minister. Deputy Prime Minister, yeah. Sorry, yeah be the Vice Prime Minister. Deputy Prime Minister, yeah. Sorry, yeah, the Deputy Prime Minister of the country.

Casey Coppua. Netballer. Former Silver Ferns captain. What an athlete that woman is. Christian Cullen is on this season. What an athlete that guy is. He was my rugby hero growing up. A lot of people's rugby hero, as I found out. And then he's been very

low-key for the last, like, 20 years. Yeah, he's a kind of a quiet, you know, mellow kind of guy. Good competitor, though. Duncan Garner's on this season of Celebrity Treasure Island. Editor in Chief. The opposite of a quiet background person.

The complete opposite. The complete opposite. Duncan Garner, yeah, I was quite shocked to see him there. Gabby Solomona, she's an actress. I love Gabby. She's so sweet. I can't wait for people to see her. She's been on shows like Double Part, The Creamery, some amazing Kiwi shows.

James Rolleston's on this season of Celebrity Treasure Island. Boy from Taika Waititi's Boy. New Zealand royalty. Who else is on the list? Janae Henry. If you have not seen her comedy. She's very funny. I mean, she's hilarious.

Such a good time. And a super fan of CTI. JP Falaiki. I don't know this person. Yeah, he was in Red, White and Brass. He's an actor, musician, performer. He can really do it all. Okay.

He's very vibrant and such a cool person. Can't wait for people to meet him. Miyamoto, you got to know who that is. She's the boxer. She's incredible. What an athlete this woman is. She's just awesome. Michelle Langstone.

Do you know her? No, I don't. Actor. Been in a lot of different stuff. I found out during filming she appeared on McLeod's Daughters at one point. Okay. Which is quite cool. Mill and Beard I know from the Outrageous Johnsons,

the TV shows, the incredible, the almighty Johnsons. Yes. Yeah. And he is also the husband to CTI alum Siobhan Marshall. He's a very funny man. Very funny man. Spanky Jackson, winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under. The iconic Suzanne Paul is on Celebrity Treasure Island.

Suzanne Paul. Tamati Coffey's on this season. Vinnie Woolston, who's a model. Wairangi Corpu, the former Warriors and Melbourne Storm player. So it's a huge cast. Yeah, they've got a bit of everything. Before we say who we think is going to win, are we going to put anything on this bet?

Is it worth anything? Yeah, go on. Are we going to put anything down? Yeah, I'll put something down. What's the point of making a bet? Do you want to put down money? Do you want to put down some kind of physical bet? Do you want to...

What do you want to do? Loser buys the team lunch. Nah, loser eats something yuck. Ew. No. I can't eat fish. Losers eat something yuck. No.

Losers eat a fish eye. Ew. No. I've had a fish eye before. It's disgusting. I'd rather wager money Money how much do you want to bet? 20 bucks

20 bucks Ella 20 bucks I'll go 30 And a fish eye 30 bucks 30 bucks Okay I'll do 30 bucks Claudia

20 bucks Fine 20 The losers pay the winner 30 bucks each Okay And you can't choose The same as anybody else So I'll go first

Me more too Damn it And if no one wins No no one gets anything, right? Yeah, no one wins, no one gets anything. Okay, hold on. Are we going to save this or should I write this down somewhere? Claudia will put it somewhere.

Yeah, I'll save this. I'm going to write it down just in case. I choose Miyamoto as the winner of Celebrity Treasure Island. Okay. I think she's unbeatable. She's unbeatable in the ring. I think she's unbeatable on Celebrity Treasure Island. I think she has just got something about her,

which means she could survive in any situation. All right. Claudia? I'm going with statistics and math on my side. If you look at the past four winners, including fans v. faves, excluding Jessie Took, you've got Chris Parker,

James Musterpich, and Maddie McLean. What do they all have in common? White dudes. White gay men. Gay white men. And the only person that fits the bill this season, Blair Macbeth, a.k.a. Spanky Jackson.

Oh! She's done her research. Spanky Jackson. Spanky. Spanky. Lock it in. Ella? I'm going for Bubba because I love Tina from Turner's.

I mean, it's good strategy. You're thinking, not Bubba, you think Tina from Turner's will win Celebrity Treasure Island. Yeah. It was so funny. One of the girls out in the office, I said to her, I was like, oh, because I know she loves Tina from Turner's. I was like, Tina from Turner's is on. She goes, oh, my God, I'm so excited.

And then she saw the photo. She goes, you lied to me. You said Tina from Turner's was on it. I was like, that's her right there. Did she think you were talking about Tina Turner? She thought Tina from Turner's was on it. I was like, that's her right there. Did she think you were talking about Tina Turner? She thought Tina from Turner's was a real person. Oh, she thought she'd be in the blue polo shirt. Yeah, with the same

haircut. I was like, you know that's not a real person. Celebrity Treasure Island's back in two weeks, isn't it? Two weeks. September 9th kicks off. TVNZ+. TVNZ+, TV2, Monday nights. I've got all your predictions in. I forgot to look at you while I was saying it.

Yeah, you forgot about that. Miyamoto wins Celebrity Treasure Island. He sure does. Spanky Jackson wins. Absolutely. Baba? Yep, she wins as well. I wanted you to go, nah, I know this one.

Earlier today, Brie and I stood in a well-lit room together with our clothes off while someone took photos of us. Correct, we did. Never done that before with you. No. No, no, no, sorry, let me rephrase. Never done that before. You've never done that with anyone else?

No, I've never done that with anyone else. You told me you've never done it with anyone else. No, it was my first and I did it with you. We have pledged that for Daffodil Day this Friday, if we can raise $100,000 with the ANZ donation station, we will release a series of

cheeky pics in which Brie and I have little to no clothing on. We're not just going to whip those photos up on the date. They need to... They need some airbrushing. They need some approval. Some lighting. They need some tinting. We They need some approval. Some lighting. They need some tinting.

We need some tinting. Some sepia tones. So we had the shoot today. Valencia. How do you feel about it? How did you feel about it going into it? How did you feel about it while we were doing it? I actually I mean this is the only time I would ever do something like this

is for charity. For charity, for the Cancer Society. For the Cancer Society. It's the only time I would ever think about doing something like this. So it's for a great cause. So with that knowledge, going into today, I felt quite good. I was like, oh. Totally.

It is what it is. The motivation is right. The motivation is right. Yeah. I didn't feel too stressed about it. It wasn't until I, at the last minute, was like, I'm going to go get a spray tan and went and got a spray tan. And for some reason, the spray tan went a bit janky.

Your body rejected it. Yeah. And it looked like I had some sort of rash. Yeah. Because you rang me at like 10 o'clock quite stressed about it. You're panicking. You're like, I don't think this is going to work. I was like the one day.

I was expecting you to look like, you know that brown camouflage that soldiers wear in the desert? Yeah. That's what I was expecting your spray tan to look like. But it looked great. It looked great. That was after an hour of scrubbing in which my mum had to get involved. My mum goes, right, you take the front, I'll take the back.

Just me and my mum in the shower scrubbing this tan off my body. I had my wife give me the tanning glove last night. And I came in, I went and had my shower, did my exfoli glove last night. And I came in. I went and had my shower, did my exfoliating, because I don't usually tan. And I came in in my robe, and I was like, I'm ready. And she goes, you better have frickin' undies on under that thing. And luckily I did.

So Claudia and Ella witnessed the photo shoot. If you had to describe it in one word each, what would you say? Hot. Oh, that was my word. Nice. I was expecting awkward, Ella. No, mine was whoa. Oh my goodness. And then I really got into it and then it was damn.

These photos are only going to see... We're not pieces of meat. Today you were. These photos are only going to see the light of day if we raise $100,000 for the Cancer Society. If not, they will be burned. If you want to influence that, you can text donate to 2442. Yeah, we will set the hard drive that the photos are on on fire.

And by burned, I mean deleted. Burned into our retina at the moment. Yeah. Look, as a little taster, Ella has put a teaser photo from our nude photo shoot on the Bree and Clint Instagram story right now.

I'm not sure if it's going to stay up forever, but if you'd like to see it, you can search Bree and Clint on Instagram right now. A little taster for what you're in for and then you can know

whether you want to donate or not. A moose boosh, so to speak, or a moose bush in Clint's case. People do this though. A moose boosh. So to speak. Or a moose bush. In Clint's case. People do this though. People do this not for charity.

People do this for their own, you know, for their own. There's a lot of reasons I feel like people have a nude photo shoot. Have a, what do they call them? A boudoir shoot. Yeah. Is the modern term for them. Boudoir photos. We want to know, on our 800 dials at M this afternoon,

have you ever done a nude photo shoot? Maybe it was a couple's nude photo shoot. Maybe you lost a whole bunch of weight and got really fit and you wanted to celebrate this new body. You're like, I've got it. I don't know how long I'll have it for. I'm going to get photos. I'm going to capture it. Maybe it was just semi-nude.

Ooh, tasteful. Maybe it was tasteful. Yeah. If you've done it, God, we'd love to ask you some questions about it. Maybe it was semi-tasteful. Maybe it was very distasteful. Or that. We'd love to hear about those.

Oh, 800 dials at M. You can text us on 9696. We can keep you completely anonymous. Yes. If you want. But I don't see why you have to be. 0800 dials at M You can text us on 9696 We can keep you completely anonymous Yes If you want But I don't see why you have to be If you want to be But then

I mean We did it Hey guys People are doing it We did it Okay we've done it We've started the trend 0800 dials at M

Text 9696 We want to know If you've done a nudie shoot before What was the reason And what was it like Can I just say I had to put tape on my On my nipples

for that photo shoot and I'm pretty sure I tore out all the hair on my areolas. Is that a good thing though? No. Oh. Do you enjoy having hairy ones? No, they're just the tiny hairs. Oh, the little micro hairs. The little micro hairs. It hurt a lot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. I wasn't looking that closely, so. Let's hope not. Danny's here. Hi, yeah. It hurt a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. I wasn't looking that closely, so. Let's hope not. Danny's here. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. Hey, guys. You've done it.

Yeah, yeah, I have. It was quite a while ago, so I was a lot younger and hotter. But yes, I have, yeah. Danny, did you go the full kitten and kabooble? No, so I kept the kitty in the cage. Yeah, right, okay. Yeah, but it was pretty risky, I would say. How old were you, can I ask, Danny, when you decided to do this?

I was about 19. And how old are you now? I'm 33. And have you still got the pictures? Yeah, I do. Were they for you or were they for a partner? No, they were for my boyfriend at the time. We're married now, so obviously the pictures worked.

Cute. There you go. Would you do it again? Would you do it again? I think I might have to start hitting the gym again, but yeah, I would do it again. Think of how far things have come in lighting and, you know, HD. I reckon you'd do it again. I think you'd nail it. Yeah, I think Photoshop still has a lot more to go from here.

What about AI? I'd do it again, but, you know, technology. Hey, Danny, I love that. Thank you so much. Oh, last question. Last question. How often do you look at the pictures? Not often.

I'm pretty sure they're hidden away in, you know, blocks of memories and whatnot. One last question, Danny. Looking back on the photos that you got, would you change anything if you did it again? No, I looked great. Okay. Good on you.

There you go. Made all the right decisions. Bree and I haven't seen our photos yet. I'm really hoping Okay. Good on you. There you go. Love it. Made all the right decisions. Brie and I haven't seen our photos yet. I'm really hoping we have the same attitude. I was thinking, would you change certain poses you did or like certain things you wore, that type of thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. We're good. You did what Brie and I did. You've had a nudie shoot.

I did. How was it? When was it? Awesome. It've had a nudie shoot. I did. How was it? When was it? Awesome. It was only a few years ago. I just split from a very controlling husband, we should say. Okay.

And lost a bit of weight, mid-40s. And it was like, nah, man, I'm just going to do this. Yeah. I love that. Like almost like a freeing exercise. Absolutely. And it was full nude. Full nude.

Full nude. Full nude. Yep. What was it? All the classic Marilyn Monroe poses. The cat was out of the bag. Absolutely. Did you do the Sharon Stone?

Well, no. No. No. We didn't go that far. There's boundaries. How did you choose the photographer? Like, did you know the person or did you do your research? It was through Star Now, the website.

And it was great. And the picture looked incredible. And I was really proud of myself being that age and still looking okay. Who's seen them, Anonymous? Who have you shown these photos to? Really, only one person. Ooh, that sounds saucy. Yes, well, yeah, I wouldn't really put them out there, but...

Are you excited to see mine and Bree's photos? Totally. Love it. Are you going to make a donation so that you get to see them? Hell yeah. Okay. Oh, no. We'll hold you to it, Anonymous.

We'll appreciate you, Anonymous, and good on you for having the guts to do it. It's not easy. Not everyone can do it. No, it was pretty scary. Yeah. And exhausting. You're exhausting. It's like a soul.

Yeah. Thanks, Anonymous. I feel like we should set the bar a little bit Our Cat And dog Are also Our cat dog

Our Yeah Our cat dog In the cage Caged Yeah Muzzled Yeah

We said semi Yeah Mine's crate trained So Kept it Mine's not No yours been roaming around the neighbourhood But for today

Mine's like a stray one We put yours on a shock collar for the day. Someone said, I have... I'm picturing that sound coming from there. Mine's like a stray cat on heat. Someone said, I've got a nerdy shoot booked. My girlfriend lives overseas

at the moment and I thought it would be great for me, confidence wise and she'll get a kick out of them. So I figured why not? Wait, wait. So we don't know if that is a guy or a girl. No, confidence-wise. And she'll get a kick out of them. So I figured, why not? Wait, wait. So we don't know if that is a guy or a girl. No, we don't. I really want to know. Is it a guy or a girl?

Me too. And does the girlfriend have any... Idea that it's coming? Yeah. Yeah. Has the girlfriend asked for them? It's a hell of a surprise to get in your inbox. Imagine opening that PDF. PDF. P- of a surprise to get in your inbox. You know, like imagine opening that PDF. PDF. P-D-F.

Holy PDF. Look out. If you want to see these cheeky pics, we've got to get to 100 grand for the Cancer Society this Daffodil Day. Thanks to ANZ, you can text donate to 2442. That won't make a donation. It will just give you

the link to the page where you can make a donation. It will just give you the link to the page where you can make a donation. It's super important and such an amazing charity. So we really appreciate it if you can get behind us. Oh, we're not getting our ta-tas out for nothing. No.

No. Only for charity. Only for charity. We don't get our ta-tas out for less than 100 grand. Exactly right. Exactly right. Bree and Clint.

Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday bangers for your Monday. Number one song when you turn 16. What's it going to be today? Today, Stevie's giving it a go.

Kia ora, Stevie. Hi, Stevie. Hi. How was your weekend? Yeah, really good. Did you get up to anything special? Just sports. Hi, Stevie. Hi. How was your weekend? Yeah, really good. Did you get up to anything special? Just sports.

Can't beat it on a weekend. We love that for you, Stevie. What is your date of birth? The 25th of July, 2006. All right, Stevie. That means you were 16 in 2022. And here is your birthday banger. Oh, my God, I remember this.

And the Joji. Joji, it's two years old. Has it been long enough to call Joji a one-hit wonder? What do you reckon, Stevie? Probably not. No, not long enough. Okay. It's a good tune, though.

Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, my mum would love it. Very emotional one, Stevie. Yeah. Yeah. I always feel a bit bad for people when it's not like a banger. A bit of a slow one. Not so much of a banger.

Yeah. Okay, Stevie. Sorry, Stevie. Yeah. Wait there. Wait there. We're going to of a banger. Yeah. Okay, sorry, Stevie. Wait there. Wait there. We're going to do one for Vienna. Hi, Vienna. Hi, Vienna. Hello.

How was your weekend? What did you get up to? My weekend starts tomorrow, so I'll be having a chill weekend tomorrow. Oh, fun. Are you a shift worker? I am a shift worker, yeah. Okay, well, how exciting for you that your weekend starts tomorrow. I'm not jealous at all. What is your date of birth?

The 12th of August, 1998. All right, happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago, Vienna. You were 16, though, in 2014, and this is your birthday banger. Now that is a banger. Banger from Nico and Vin's One Hit Wonder. One Hit Wonder. Do you reckon Vienna? I like it.

I like it too. It's been long enough too that it makes it... Ten years. Fun? Yeah, totally. One more for Gavin. G'day, Gav. Hi, Gav.

Hey. What did you do for your weekend, Gavin? Worked on Saturday and then just chilled out on Sunday. What do you do for work, Gav? Work in a quarry operating a crusher and driving machinery. Oh, fun. That sounds like it's some heavy-duty work, Gav. Every kid's dream. Gav, give us your date of birth, mate. Let's do your birthday banger. 10th of February, fun. That sounds like it's some heavy-duty work, Gav. Every kid's dream.

Gav, give us your date of birth, mate. Let's do your birthday banger. 10th of February, 68. All right, Gavin, that means you were 16 in 1984. And on the 10th of Feb in 84, this was at the top. Oh, Gavin. I know this song from the Zoolander movies. Relax, relax, don't do it, do it. When you want to come. Relax, relax, don't do it. I know this song from the Zoolander movies.

Slash The Proposal. Oh, yes. Slash. It's much older than that. Oh, 1984. Do you like it, Gav? Yeah, sort of, but not me. Were you hoping for Bon Jovi or something? Yeah, like Bon Jovi,

like Jackson and then a bit of ACDC. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. Easy, Nico and Vince. How does the Frank, just give me like the first 20 seconds of that Frankie relaxed song. Oh, yeah.

When does it kick in? It comes in with drums there. Is Ross away today? He's in Christchurch actually, yeah. How many minutes is it? Four. Oh. Should I be a good girl?

To be honest, to be honest. We're already a minute. You've had the good bit already. Is this the good bit? Yeah. We want to come. Okay, we'll play Nico and Vince.

Yeah. Oh, banger. Vienna, you're the winner of birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, thank you. You're welcome. Brie and Clint.

Brie and Clint. Zedian, Brie and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today for Vienna from 2014. Nico and Vinz, Am I Wrong? I just had an idea, which I think is genius, about releasing our cheeky pics this Friday. Because I'm not super excited about putting photos of this type on the internet either. You're not excited. I'm getting my boobies out.

I'm getting my boobies out. A little bit different. It is a little bit different. But I'm happy to... But I get it. I get what you're saying. I'm happy to do it because we're raising money for the Cancer Society.

It's the only time you and I would ever do it. And I'm happy to do it on our Instagram account to our followers and our friends. It's a safe space. So what if we made

our Instagram page private on Friday? So everyone who already follows us would be able to see the photos and anybody who comes and follows us, like joins the Bree and Clint community, will be able to see the photos. You're part of the circle of trust. But then if they share it, it can only be seen by people who follow our Instagram page as well.

Gotcha. You know? Yeah. Is this maybe a really good idea that I've just come up with? Or maybe people don't really care that much. Maybe they don't. Maybe they don't. Maybe we're just making it a bigger deal than what it is. I don't know. I've seen the photos though, so we'll see. Yeah. How did you get that? I got sent one. I don't know. I've seen the photos though, so we'll see. Yeah. How did you get that? I got sent one. I don't approve of that one.

Okay. No, there's heaps. I'm just going through them. There's a whole folder. You're doing a smouldering look in that one. Oh, God. We're starting to see the photos. Friday, you can text donate to 2442.

Some of these are not good. 100 grand is the amount we need to get for the Cancer Society before they see the light of day. Some of these are not good. 100 grand is the amount we need to get for the Cancer Society before they see the light of day. Some of these are definitely vetoed. Bree and Clint. I did say earlier in the show that if we got enough texts, we would replay Mama Di's Hot To Go from Friday Oaky, but you said she doesn't want us to.

No. To be honest, I don't know. You don't know. I feel like secretly she thought she did pretty well. Yeah. And I think she did pretty well. Yeah. And I think she did fantastically. I think she did fantastically too. But I think she is also embarrassed.

Right. Well, can I just say there's nothing to be embarrassed of? Yeah. She did a great job. And I respect Mama Di's wishes. I wouldn't go against her wishes. I wouldn't. If she doesn't want us to play it, then I slipped.

H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go Sorry, Mama Di. God, are you all right? That was quite the tumble you just took. That was quite the tumble.

You slipped and fell right on the play button. I might need another couple of days off. What's Friday Oaky this week? Can we get Mama Di back in? If you want to see a little taster of what our cheeky pics, it's a tasteful photo shoot. If you want to see a taster, there's one on the Branklin Instagram story right now.

And if you want to see the full pics, and I mean full pics. Full pics. You need to donate. Donate to 2442. We're trying to raise 100 grand for the Cancer Society for Daffodil Day with ANZ. If we do we'll release the hounds. We'll show you our boobies. Have a great night.

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