ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th February 2024

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

How much do you get from the tooth fairy?  Is your name Hot or Normal? Bree just went to The Era's Tour!  Big Steve is on Facebook.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show this Monday afternoon where we've been all over the place. Brie's literally just flown in from Sydney. Literally, Sydney? Sorry, just happens now. It's very annoying. It annoys me more than it annoys you. It's one of those ones where it's like, if you know, you know. And if you don't. If you don't, you're like, why does she keep saying it like that?

What the hell? And you've just come back from Christchurch. Christchurch? Christchurch? Is that how I'm supposed to say it? We could start it. We could start it. Brie went to Taylor Swift.

I went to Electric Avenue. Two incredible gigs over the weekend. Hopefully you got to go to one of them. And if you didn't, well, we won't talk about it too much. No, just a tiny bit. But we are aware that not everyone got to go. Oh my God, Electric Avenue was so good. Was it?

Yeah. Who was the best? Chemical Brothers, by far. Yeah, that would have been such a good set. It was so good. Would have been amazing. Okay, we're going to have some fun today. We're also going to play Five on Time at four o'clock.

This morning, Fletch, Warner and Hayley did not give away five grand. Amazing. Okay, we're going to have some fun today. We're also going to play Five on Time at four o'clock. This morning, Fletch, Warner and Hayley did not give away five grand. So we're going to try and give away six grand at four o'clock. Ooh, I love it. Cash money if you can stop the timer exactly on five seconds. That's why it's called Five on Time. If you do that today, the six grand is yours instantly. If you've got a good sense of time, we'll see you at four o'clock. Right now, though, we're going to kick it off with Tradie versus Lady.

The Tradies took the lead last week. Let's see what happens today. It's Tradie versus Lady! 3, 2, 1, let's go! The Tradies have officially

taken the lead in this year's series. They're on 14. The ladies are on 12. I think it might be the biggest lead either team has had this year. Hasn't it been ding dong, ding dong the whole time? Yeah, it's been pretty back and forth. Okay, let's go to our lady first.

She's in Christchurch. She's 27. And she has been to over 30 different countries. Welcome to the show, Kennedy. Hi, Kennedy. Hello. What's your favourite country you've been to? It's got to be Greece or Italy.

Yeah. Great choices, Kennedy. That's not basic. That's telling the truth. Yeah, that's awesome. You're taking on our tradie. They're also from Christchurch, and he rode off his friend's vehicle.

Cameron, that's your fun fact. What a juxtaposition. We were laughing at the time as well. What kind of car? He had a Nissan X-Trail. Oh, yeah? God, how did you manage to ride off... And I rear-ended it with the work van.

Wow. I was going to say, X-Trail's a pretty sturdy vehicle. I mean, the van looks like it's got nothing in it. His whole arse end of the car caved in. Oh, wow. You're like, you should see the other guy. Cameron, your buzzer is tradie. Kennedy, yours is lady.

First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from our mates at KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which famous singer was at the Taylor Swift shows in Sydney over the weekend? Yes, Kennedy. Odd lady. Oh, there was Rita Ora and Katy Perry.

Oh, she's got both. Well done. Nice work. All over that. One to the ladies. Question number two. What weighs more, a kilo of bricks or a kilo of feathers? Yes, Cameron.

They weigh the same. Well done. Trick question. It is a trick question. They're both a kilo of bricks or a kilo of feathers? Yes, Cameron. Well done. Trick question. It is a trick question. They're both a kilo. Question number three. We're one apiece. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. That was a dead heat.

I can't. Lady, lady, lady. I felt like I heard tradie But out of Kennedy's mouth Nah, we've got to write it off Nah, it was too tight It was Maroon 5 for everyone playing along at home Dead heat

Question number 4 Name the Christchurch festival that drew 35 Yes, Kennedy Electric Avenue Well done And of course they're both in Christchurch So that was a fair fight. Did you guys go?

Nah. Ah, you missed out. Oh, well. Nice work, Kennedy. You two. And Cameron, you need this one to stay in it. You're on one. Question number five.

What nationality is Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton? Brady. Yes, Cameron. English. Yeah. He is. Nice work. We are all tied up.

This is a fantastic game. This question is for the win. English. Yeah. He is. Nice work. We are all tied up. This is a fantastic game. This question is for the win. Question number six. What is the chemical equation for water? Brady. Yes, Cameron. Just got in. H4.

Yeah, that's the one. Oh, he's a worthy half man. Cameron, congratulations. You got 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. That was a tight, tight deal. Couldn't get much tighter. Shout out. And he's got the shout out in there too.

Did you know that the cost of living crisis is now affecting the Tooth Fairy? Is it? Yeah, she's under the pump, cost of living crisis. So I need to get this clear, because the tooth fairy, that's like a supply and demand thing. Yeah. If anybody should be putting up prices, it's us, the teeth holders.

Yeah. She's the one who needs the teeth. I know. And we have the product. But apparently we don't have the power. Right. So is it affecting her rates in that she's reducing her rates? That's what a recent survey in America has said.

Really? So get these results. So the tooth fairy, apparently, according to this survey, the price of a tooth over there has dropped by about nearly a dollar. Get off the grass, tooth by about nearly a dollar. Get off the grass, Tooth Fairy. Nearly a dollar. Can I ask, what are the Tooth Fairy's overheads? Like, what is she basing this on?

Because obviously she's saying that her margin is being eaten into. So the liquid cash flow that she has that she can offer up for teeth is being constricted. I would say travel. Okay, I would say she's got wings, but yeah, okay, sure, travel. Which we could argue, but maybe the cost of flight has gone up. Yeah, sure. Maybe the cost of like,

she needs to register those wings in her rego and then she needs to get a waft every year. For what, her body? Yeah, on the wings. They need a check every year to test that they, you know. Look, I'm not trying to slight the tooth fairy here. I'm just saying

if anything, in an inflationary environment, the price of teeth should be going up, not down. That's, I agree. I agree. Don't shoot the messenger. Shoot the other messenger, the tooth fairy. So this survey says, this survey says that... Yeah, what's the going price for a tooth?

In 2023, according to this survey... This is American teeth in American dollars, right? American teeth, American dollars, which I found these prices to be quite high. So it might be different here in New Zealand, which we'll get to in a little bit. Is it a high quality tooth, the American tooth? Well, this is the thing.

Yeah. I would argue... A lot of sugar in the diet. A lot more sugar in the diet over in the States. But according to this survey in 2023, the going rate for a tooth was about $8.90. Oh, you're fine. You're fine.

That's good, isn't it? That's good money for a tooth. And it doesn't say which tooth because I feel like different teeth are valued at a different price. So teeth in my family, can I give you a bit of perspective? Yeah. My kids haven't lost any teeth yet, but their cousins have. Okay. I believe market rate for the teeth for the kids in our family.

What's it going for? $5 for the first tooth. Jeez. Because it's a special occasion. And then the tooth fairy is paying $2 per tooth. That's how much I used to get. For the teeth after that. Is that how much you got?

That's how much I got back in the day. I was sitting with a gold coin. Yeah. Sitting with a gold coin. $2 coin. I was pretty stoked with that. According to this survey though, in 2022, the average price that people were getting for a tooth was close to $9.50.

Jeez. Kids, if you're listening, you want to hold out. Yeah. You want to hold out. Tell your parents that you've lost a tooth, but it won't be going under the pillow until your price is agreed to. Yeah, check the stock market for teeth and hold out that tooth for when the prices are the highest.

I thought we could do our own survey this afternoon. And kids, if you're listening, we need your help. Yes, please. Because you're the ones losing the teeth. Yeah. And so we need to know from you. Give us a call, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we need to know what's the going rate. What are you getting from the Tooth Fairy?

What I'd also like to hear about is how many nights in a row the tooth fairy forgot to leave the money for your tooth. I feel like the price goes up. How many nights did your tooth sit there before the tooth fairy was able to get to you? The price goes up. That does happen. Every time she forgets, the price goes up. Alright, let's do our market research. 0800 dials at M or text 9696.

How much are you raking in for a tooth in 2024? Bree and Clint. What is the market like for teeth at the moment? How much are you raking in for a tooth in 2024? Bree and Clint. What is the market like for teeth at the moment? How much is the tooth fairy forking out for a tooth? Does it depend on what type of tooth? Like I imagine like a front tooth, your two front teeth would be worth the most.

Have you lost all your teeth? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Oh, okay. Including all my... I was just thinking if you weren't still in the market, you know? We're not pulling out one of my teeth, is we? No, that's what you're implying. No, I was just... Let's pull out one of your teeth. No, I was just saying it is a cost of living crisis.

Like, do you potentially have a goldmine of... How much would it cost you if someone said, I'll give you ten grand if I can pull out one of your teeth but you can't pick which one? No, because they'll take a front tooth. You'd probably spend ten grand getting it replaced. No, I don't know.

Anyway, this is a silly question, Bree. This is a silly question. I love to ask silly questions. We're looking to ask the children of New Zealand what the market rate is for teeth from the Tooth Fairy at the moment. Indy has called up. Indy is 11 years old.

Hi, Indy. Hi, Indy. Hi. When was the last time you lost a tooth? About three weeks ago. Oh, this is perfect. Oh, great. This is perfect.

Okay, so under the pillow? No, it's disappeared but I haven't got any money for it. What is the tooth fairy just up and stealing teeth now? I don't know. Okay, what's the last time the tooth fairy did

pay you for a tooth? How much did they give? A dollar. A dollar? That seems a bit cheap if you ask me. Would you say the tooth was in good condition though, Indy? Like, do you brush your teeth often? Yeah. Okay.

So you're saying tooth, good quality and she's... We've got a base anyway. We're at a dollar. She saying tooth, good quality, and she's... We've got a base anyway. We're at a dollar. She's undercut her there, I think. Let's go to Emma on 0800. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi. It's a royal inquiry into how much the tooth fairy is paying at the moment. You're eight years old. When was the last time you lost a tooth? Four weeks ago. Four weeks ago. And did the toothoth Fairy come? Yeah.

Great. How much did you receive from the Tooth Fairy for your tooth? $2. $10. No, $2, I think. Did you say two or ten? Ten. Ten.

Ten. Two. Two. Oh, two. I legitimately heard ten twice. She's speaking English. Sorry. Oh, two. Three. I legitimately heard ten twice. She's speaking English. Sorry about this, Emma. I heard you loud and clear.

It'll be the missing tooth. It'll be the missing tooth. That'll be the issue. Jeez, two bucks. Okay, two dollars? Not too bad. No, two dollars. Two dollars.

Not ten. Two. Hello? Hello, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hello. How old are you, Amelia? I'm nine years old.

I'm such a long listener But I never get through Are you a long time listener first time caller Amelia? Wow We celebrate you on this show Amelia Yeah Let's go When was the last time you lost a tooth, Amelia?

Probably like a year ago. A year ago. And do you remember how much you got from the tooth fairy? I think I got like $1.50 or $2. Okay. I asked my dad for $50. It never came. $50.

Yeah, that's a bit. Yeah, I mean, Dad can put in a good word with the tooth fairy, but at the end of the day, I mean, the tooth fairy does what she wants. Yeah. But my mum gives me $5. Wait, you're taking money from multiple different avenues. Yeah. Oh, you're smart.

I got my money. Who's got the money, Amelia? I got the ka-ching, ka-ching. You got the money, ka-ching, ka-ching. She's got the ka-ching, ka-ching. Hey, Amelia, you're amazing. Can you call us back any time? We'd love to speak to you again.

Yeah. And it's really hard to get through. Yeah, we know. But thanks for keeping on trying. We appreciate it. Bye, Millie. I love you. One more caller.

Carly's here and she's eight. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi. Hi. Have you lost a tooth recently, Carly? Four months ago.

Four months ago. Four months. So it would be fresh in your mind. How much did you get? $4 was that sparkly. $4 because it was that sparkly? Wow. Is that because you take care of your teeth?

Yeah. Good girl, Carly. $4. That's the most we've had. Yeah. Thanks, Carly. And I'm a long-time listener. First-time caller, long-time listener. Oh, Carly. We get to celebrate you as well.

First time caller. We've never done it twice in a row. Thanks for calling through finally, Carly. It's okay. Okay. Bye, Carly. See you later. Bye.

Bye. Kids are so cute. They're so cute. And she got it right too. Yeah. First time caller, long time listener. They nailed it. Crushing it.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Our boy Dean McCarthy's on the phone with us at the moment. Not just Bree, but other... I was about to call you famous like this, people. I was going to say, you're not going to call me famous, are you? Who was at the Katy Perry concert in Sydney over the weekend? Dean?

Everyone and their dog. It was 81,000 people attended, including Rita Ora and our guy, Taika Waititi. We love this. But it was a surprise, but Katy Perry was there as well. Now, Katy Perry was in the crowd in the VIP room with, you know, with Rita Ora and Taika. And what's cool is, I mean, then afterwards,

they caught up with each other after the show, and Katy posted a photo of her and Taylor, like, you know, hugging it out because, you know, they've put all that bad blood behind them now, right? And apparently, Katy was actually seen singing along to Bad Blood, which, by the way, was actually about her, if you recall. But what's really interesting about this is, so if you're wondering, wait, did Katie fly all the way

to Australia to see Taylor perform? No, Katie was there for a billionaire's private party where she got paid $2 million for one performance. A little bit of tea. I knew this was happening because I'm friends with her glam squad. The whole glam got flown to Australia. I don't know whether she got paid

$2 million. That's what's being reported. I actually don't know how much Katie got paid, but I do know that the entire glam squad all got flown. All of her team, like 20 or 30 people got flown over and Katie got $2 million. Wow. The night before the big private party in Melbourne, she decided to go to Taylor Swift's party

in Sydney and watch the show. Good weekend, right? Dean, I have some insider goss from the gays of Sydney. So here's the deal. This is what I heard, right? So it's Mardi Gras. It's the lead-up to Mardi Gras. There's a lot of events happening in the lead-up to this weekend,

which is Sydney Mardi Gras. And on Saturday night was the Bondi Beach party to kick off the week for Mardi Gras. So word on the street, Dean, and I don't know if this is right. So Sophie Ellis-Bexter played that show at the Bondi Beach Party. Yeah. She was the headliner. And that was on the Saturday night. And Katy Perry was at Taylor Swift on the Friday night.

Rumours are is Katy Perry was originally booked for the Bondi Beach Party and then got booked by this billionaire. So instead went and did that gig because she was getting paid more. Oh, my God. That is scandalous. That's the tea from the Sydney Gays. I don't know if it's true, but that's what I heard. Can't confirm.

I don't know that. Don't know about that. But I will say Like I look Trust me I love tea I love tea I just want to

Pop any balloons I can't imagine Katie's team Pulling a move like that I'll tell you what Katie has new music Coming out She's in the studio

Recording new music And I think That if anything She'd probably Want to play At the games. I don't know. Dean, we know that you and Katy Berry are close personal friends.

You don't have to stand up for her, okay? But let's be real. She's getting offered $2 million for one night to do one tiny party. You'd pull out of your grandma's 70th birthday for $2 million. You would. I'd be like, bye, guys. You'd be like, see ya. Bye, pal.

Bree and Clint, that's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCartney, with some exclusive goss for us. Bree and Clint. This is weird research that's come out. It says if you watch too much TV in the evenings, it could mean that you need to get up to pee multiple times in the night. What?

Are you a no-peer, a single-peer, or a multi-peer in the night? No-peer. Me too. Oh, really? We're one of the lucky ones. I know. And I bet we take it for granted.

I really do. Yeah. I really do. Even if I have, like, had a big night and I've had a few drinks. Oh, no, if I've had a big night, I'll be getting up. I'll wake up at, like, 20 past four, almost on the dot. Okay. And I'll go, oh, man, I really need a pee.

And then I'll go straight back to sleep without peeing. You know, as you get older. Yeah. it might be a bit of a danger zone. Is it? Oh, yeah, you run the risk. You always run the risk. Until I have a whoopsie, I'm going to keep running that risk. Yeah, fair enough. Because I hate getting out of bed.

Anyway, the study that was published by the Journal of Neuro Urology and Urodynamics found that adults who spend... The urethras. Yeah, the urine teams. Urologies. They found that adults who watch TV for five hours a day... ...are more likely to pee multiple times in the night than adults who watch a normal amount. Why?

Where is the science in this? Coming from someone who probably watches that much TV. It's called nocturia. Oh, of course. Getting up to pee more than once in the night is called nocturia. Okay. And people who watched... I thought it was called a UTI.

No, that's if you don't get up to pee. Oh, right. But then when you don't, you then get a UTI. Yes, exactly. And then you do get up. Yes. People who watch TV for five hours or more had a 48% higher risk of multi-pees. 48%?

That's massive. Than people who only watch TV for one hour a day. Really? But they don't know why. The study doesn't say why. So there's no science actually behind it. Well, not yet. They're like, we've discovered this thing.

We don't know why. Now we've got to try and find out why. Do you think it's because you're like... Your brain's more active? Or are you not peeing while the TV show's on as well? Are you like, oh, I don't want to miss this bit or... I always pee before I go to bed though. I feel like everyone does.

Yeah. My partner pees like six times. Does she? Yeah. In the night? No, like before she goes to bed. She doesn't want to get up. Six times before she goes to bed?

Pretty much. She'd be a shriveled up husk by the time she gets into bed. I'm like, do you have anything left? I feel like you're like our dog Whitney when she wants to mark her territory. Anyway, there's some information that won't help you at all, but I found it interesting. Brie and Clint. So it's frantic in here at the moment.

Brie's getting styled for a photo shoot at the same time. There's about three ladies out there with about 75 different outfits. It's all happening. We're going back and forth. Don't say that radio announcers don't work hard, okay? Brie's got to talk and try on clothes today. It's so hard. You're basically like working on the roads.

Doing two jobs. Yeah, exactly right. Lily just missed out on six grand by 0.6 of a second in five on time, which would gut you. It's going to get even closer than that, so it's going to get even more gutting because as the time gets closer and the money goes up, you'll just feel more and more anxious about it.

But don't think about that. Think about the payoff. Think about tomorrow morning you could get $7,000 and if it doesn't go tomorrow morning, we'll be giving away $8,000 tomorrow afternoon. Eight grand. All you have to do is count to five. Yeah.

That's it. That's it, man. You can count to five, can't you? Piece of cake. Last week, Brie and I used our powers of, what would you say? Assumption? Judgment.

Judgment. To decide whether you had a young name or an old name, like this. My name's Sophie. Sophie. Easy. We're going to rate your name. Easy one. Three, two, one.

Young. Yeah, I get that a lot now. I meet a lot of Sophies, but I never used to. All done on gut. I feel like we nailed it. I don't regret any of the decisions we made. There was one name that we all deliberated over for ages. Was it Kate?

We split the room on Malachi. Yeah, that was split. We got two olds and two youngs. That's right. I've got a modification that I thought we could do this afternoon. Using the same logic and the same technology, which is just our gut feeling at the time. Hot name or just normal standard name?

You know me on this show. Whenever someone with a hot name calls up, I'm always like, hot name. You are not backwards about coming forward to someone that you think has a hot name. It's a compliment. And I think you know when it's a hot name. I think the people who have hot names know. Can I be really clear about this before we do it, though? Yes.

It's hot name or normal name. Not hot name or not hot name, okay? Yeah. We're not going to say you have an ugly name. Hot name or normal name. Yeah. There's a lot of normal names. There's lots of normal names.

Most of us have normal names. Yes. I think I have a normal name. I think I've got a normal name. But the hot names are the ones that say that. I've got a short list of hot names here. Okay think I've got a normal name. But the hot names are the ones that stand out. I've got a short list of hot names here. Okay, I've written a few down too. These are ones that if it came in, I would vote hot straight away.

Angelique. Angelique? Yeah. Or Angelique. No, Angelique. Angelique. Yeah. A boy or a girl?

Girl. Yeah, hot. Hot. Sounds cultural. Hot. Aria. Aria's hot. Hot name. cultural. Hot. Aria. Aria is hot. Hot name.

Can I throw one in? Yeah. For a girl, Quinn. Quinn. You got to be hot to pull Quinn off. Yeah, I like it. And Quinn's hot. Yeah, Quinn's hot.

What about Alessandra? Oh, no. No, it sounds like a Lady Gaga song. Alessandro Sounds like Alejandro Sounds Spanish to me Okay, we're going no on that We'd split the room on that

Okay Sofia Sofia? I don't know Sofia Sofia Vergara Yeah, see, but are you only thinking it's hot because she has the name? Sofia Richie

Oh, I'm split on that No, oh I'm split on that. No, oh. I'm split. Okay, okay. What about, what about, what about, and I know we've done all girls, so we need to do boys after this, but what about for a girl, Blair?

Blair's a boy's name too. Yeah, but I'm saying for a girl. Blair for a girl. Hot. Blair for a boy. Very normal. Yeah. But for a girl,

you met someone named Blair, hot. If we're asking people to ring up and find out if they've got a hot or normal name, we've got to be willing to do ourselves. Yes. So producers, can we do a quick whip around of everybody here? And I'm willing to go first. Okay. The name you're going to do is Clint or Clinton or...

What are you going to get to lock one in? Clint. We're going with Clint to lock one in? Clint. We're going with Clint. We're going with Clint. And don't associate it with me. That's so hard though. Just the name. Clint. Clint.

Three, two, one. No. Not hot. Do Clinton. It's not hot or not hot. It's normal. Hot or normal. Sorry.

Do Clinton. Clinton. Three, two, one. Normal. Worth a try. Okay. Let's do Br Hot or normal? Sorry, normal. Do Clinton. Clinton. Three, two, one. Normal. Worth a try. Okay, let's do Brie or Brianna. Let's go Brianna. No, no accent.

Okay, Brianna. Brianna. Australian accent. Three, two, one. Hot. Really? Hot. Claudia.

You got two out of three. You're hot. I'll take it. I like Brianna. Claudia. Three, two, one. Normal. Claudia. You got two out of three. You're hot. I'll take it. I like Brianna. Claudia. Three, two, one. Normal. Normal.

Normal. Don't delay to make me go first. You've got to be brave. You were real quick on that. I got distracted. It's hard to put the people away from the name. Ella. Oh, we all know guys.

Three, two, one. Normal. Hot. Oh, no, normal. Normal. Normal. No, no. Hot. Hot. You, no, normal. Normal. Normal. No, no. Hot.

You got two and a half normals. 0800 dials it in. Would you like us to do your name? What was that laugh out there? Did you hear the laugh? It's better than a snort, okay? Oh, my gosh. Do you want us to judge your name?

Hot or normal? We'd love to judge your name this afternoon. Bree and Clint. We're about to judge whether you've got a hot name or a normal name. Those are the two options. Hot or not hot? Hot. I mean normal. Hot or normal name? Yeah. I know it gets confusing because we're used to

playing hot or not. Hot or not. Yeah. This is hot or normal. Hot or normal. We're going to do, do you have an ugly name next week? Yes. How ugly is your name? We're going to do, do you have an ugly name next week? Yes. How ugly is your name? We're going to rate it one through ten. Call us then, Gavin. No.

Gavin? Yeah, no fair. Let's go to caller number one on our 100 dials at M. Hi, caller one. Hi, caller one. Hi. This is kind of interesting. You want to find out if your son has a hot name.

Yes, that's really original. Okay. Okay, and obviously you've picked the name, so you're going to have some affiliation. You've got a lot of affiliation with it. Totally. Can I just check, do you want your son to have a hot name?

Oh, I think it's a great name. Okay, alright. Give it to us. Our panel of experts is standing by. It's going to be judged by Claudia, Ella, Bree and myself. Give it to us. Okay, perfect. It's going to be judged by Claudia, Ella, Brie and myself. Give it to us. Okay, perfect. It's Serge. Serge.

Serge. Yeah, S-E-R-G. S-E-R-G. Oh, with a J. J. Serge. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.

I'm conflicted. Because the options are hot or normal. Because it's not a normal name. It's not normal. It's very normal. Do the countdown. We can deliberate. Okay.

Okay. Three, two, one. Hot. Hot. Hot. I'm going unique. Do the countdown. We can deliberate. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one. Hot. Hot. Hot. I'm going to have to go hot. Because it's very unique, isn't it? Yeah. Do you want to know who he's named after? Yes. Is he named after the singer from System

of a Down? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you, Claudia. We appreciate it. Let's go to caller number two. Way. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you, caller one. We appreciate it. Let's go to caller number two. I know it's $100,000. Way to start with the hard one, Claudia.

I thought this was going to be straight up. I thought we were going to be dealing with Oliver. Yeah. Or Jack. Caller two, are you with us? Hi, yeah. Are we doing your name? Yeah, it's my name.

Okay, caller two, give it to us. What is your name? My name's Hayley. Hayley. Hayley. Three, two, one. Hot. Normal. Yeah, hot. Hot My name's Hayley. Hayley. Hayley. Three, two, one. Normal. Yeah, hot. Hot. I'll lock that in. Hot.

Oh, you split us. You split the room, Hayley. It's too common, I think, to be hot. Really? Like if it was less common, then I think I'd be more on board. I think I'm associating it with that. Bonus point, spell H-A-I-L-E-Y. Oh! It changes it. Do it again. Hayley Bieber. Three, it changes it. Do it again.

Hayley Bieber, three, two, one. Hot. Hot for the spelling. Oh, you won us over, Hayley. Jeez, that's a caveat we haven't thought about. Thank you, Hot Hayley. We appreciate it. The spelling definitely changes it.

Let's go to... Sometimes for the good. Because you were thinking of H-A-Y-L-E-Y, weren't you? Yeah, just like your normal run of the mill. But I think it sometimes changes it for the good or the bad. What's Hayley Sproul? I don't know. She's a H-A-Y, I think.

H-A-Y. Ellie Rhyme. Sucks to be her. Let's go caller number three. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Are you ready to find out if you've got a hot name, caller? I feel like she's nervous. I am nervous because you better be kind. It's my birthday today. Oh! Oh, no! Can I just say? No, I'm not going to say how old I am. I's my birthday today. We want to know. Can I just say we don't

we never set out to not be kind. One of the core tenets of this game is to be honest. Okay. We'll keep it in mind that it is your birthday, okay? Caller number three, the birthday girl, what is your name?

Ingrid. Ingrid. Ingrid. Oh, Ingrid, why are you doing this to me? Ingrid, why are you doing this to me on your birthday? I said it in a Swedish accent. Not that I'm Swedish, but I can. Ingrid. Okay.

Three, no, three, two, one. Normal. Normal. Oh. We didn't say not hot. We just said normal. Is it spelt with a Y? That could be.

Well, then boom, hot. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Ingrid. Happy birthday. Thank you. She sounded so sweet. Oh, Christ. Damn it, girls.

Okay. Actually, can you get Ingrid to stay with us? Ingrid, stay on the line, please. We're going to need your help for something. First, though, call a four. Hi. Hi. Let's churn through these.

What's your name? My name's Jasmine, but I go by Jazz. Jazz or Jasmine? Spell it for us. Pardon? Spell it for us. Spell it. J-A-S-M-I-N-E.

And spell jazz for us. J-A-Z.M-I-N-E. And spell jazz for us. J-A-Z. J-A-Z. We're going off jazz. We're going off jazz. Hot. Hot. Jazz hands.

Jazz hands. You got three out of four. You're hot, jazz. Oh, yay. I feel like, though, jazz, Jasmine is hotter. Yeah, I agree agree Jazz is hotter Jasmine from the latter No I only ever had a Z

Oh true Yeah I see what you're saying Jasmine with a S Hold the line for us We need your help as well Don't go anywhere We're going to do Caller number five

And then we're going to A special guest Yes we are Okay caller number five Hi Hi Hi how are you Good thanks

This is the hot or normal Name game It's been brutal so far Did you hear what we did To Ingrid Poor Ingrid Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. This is the hot or normal name game. It's been brutal so far. Did you hear what we did to Ingrid? Poor Ingrid. Can we get us a KFC for her birthday, please? Yeah, we can do that.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Call the number five. Okay. Okay, call the five. What's your name? Bonita. What was it?

Bonita. Bonita. Bonita. Like the bananas. Like, is it pronounced Bonita or Bonita. What was it? Bonita? Bonita. Like the bananas. Like is it pronounced Bonita or Bonita? Bonita. Not Bonita. Not Bonita. Not Bonita.

Like Madonna's song. Madonna's song. Like Isla Bonita. Bonita bananas. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. Unique. Hot.

Hot. Yeah, Bonita, yeah. She's exotic. That's memorable. Her son's tropical. Yeah, it's unusual. It Unique. Hot. Hot. Yeah, Bonita. She's exotic. That's memorable. Her son's tropical. Yeah, it's unusual. It's different. It's nice.

Yeah, no, you're right. It's hot. You get it, Bonita. You get it. Okay. Hot names. Do I win anything? No.

I love you, Bonita. But we do need your help. So, Bonita, Ingrid and Jasmine, we need you to form a special panel for us to judge our special guest. Yes. Who caught up and asked to be a part of this. So my dad is listening from Australia and he calls me up on my phone and goes, I want to play this game. I think I've got a hot name. So please welcome to the show Bree's dad, Big Steve.

Hi, Dad. G'day, guys. How are you? Now, look, Dad, famously you're known as Big Steve on this show, but that's not your real name, is it? No. No, it's not my name. And so which name would you like us to rate?

Okay, I want you to rate my first name, which is on my birth certificate and my driver's licence, my first name, my actual name. Which is? Lido. I can barely hear him. He's gone into a tunnel, but it's Lido. Lido. We're going to put him on hold because he's got a bad line. Oh, it's not his line. Oh, it's Benita.

It's hot Benita. It was Benita. Okay, Ingrid and Jasmine and everybody else we're about to rate Lido. Are we ready? Bree's dad Lido. Three, two, we're about to rate Lido. Are we ready? Resee's dad, Lido. Three, two, one. Hot. Hot. Hot.

Hot. Hot. As much as it pains me to say, because I know my dad thinks it's hot as well. Listen to him. Do I win, Alison? I'll get you some KFC, dad. Hold there.

You got six out of six hots. I think you're the winner on the day, Lino. You idiot. Brian Clint. Just a PSA, this is the only time we will talk about Taylor Swift on the show today. Really? Well, and I feel like I get a pass card because I can talk about it once today because I went to the show on the weekend in Sydney.

Do you think people are overhearing about Taylor Swift? Absolutely. And I get it. And I do get it because it's Taylor mania. Yeah, it is. And when I was in Sydney, like you couldn't go two steps without seeing something Taylor Swift, seeing someone dressed in a Taylor Swift outfit,

hearing Taylor Swift, like everything is just Taylor Swift at the moment. Yeah. But what an amazing experience and I know everyone's saying that, oh, it's amazing and it's this and that. But it really was. Like it was so incredible. I've never been to a show like it before. Yeah.

I've also never been to a show, you get these wristbands when you go into the show like Coldplay do. Yeah. And the technology where they can sync up all these light-up wristbands. Like I'd never been to a show like that before. When I saw it at Coldplay, I thought it was going to be a gimmick when I was wearing it on my wristband, but it really draws you into the show.

Like all of a sudden you're part of the lighting for the show. It's incredible, isn't it? It's crazy. Like they were making snake shapes out of it for the Reputation era. They were doing like love heart shapes. And it was just 80-something thousand people all in this stadium, I think, just feeling the same thing. One of my favourite things about going to the show was just how diverse

the crowd is. Like there is every person from every walk of life at this show. How do you mean? Like in front of us, like we had, you know, grandmas to the right of us who knew every word to certain songs and then you had young girls to the left and then in front of us was this dad who had his two young girls there and the look on this dad's face, he just could not stop smiling.

He would just look at both of his girls and he was just beaming from ear to ear and it was just the coolest thing where I felt like he had so much purpose because he's like, I've gotten my daughters here because it's not easy to do. He got them the golden ticket. And I just loved being a part of that and seeing how happy it made people. It was just such a great vibe. It was so interesting walking into like Olympic Park and a core stadium where Taylor was on because the same night Blink 182 was on.

Oh, yeah. And on the Saturday night, it was just so much Taylor and then all of a sudden you'd see like some punk rocker. Was that at Olympic Park too? It was at the stadium. It's Kudos Bank Arena. So they're literally right next to each other. So everyone is travelling on the same trains.

So you see it's mostly Taylor but then like, you know, there's some blink fans in amongst the crowd. It was so funny. Yeah, it was, I mean, I loved it. I thought it was a fan. I just don't understand how physically fit she has to be to perform that long. Like it's a three and a half hour show

and there is no breaks. Yeah. And how many nights off does she have? Because how many shows is she doing in Sydney? She's doing Friday, Saturday, Sunday and then tonight's the last night. Right. This is the last one. She doesn't take a break in the middle. No. So she does four nights in a row and then I think she'll have a break.

Do you think, because we talked about what she had at the restaurant the other night, do you think she can actually drink alcohol? I don't think so. If you perform at that level, I just feel like your diet would have to be so strict. She's running a marathon every night. Exactly. Legit. There's an article out today about

Adele who's training for her tour and the stage that she wants for this tour For her shows And she's just going to walk around the stage But she wants to be able to connect with all of these fans And they worked out that in that Adele show That she's planning Which is the same as her Las Vegas one

That she'll walk 8km a night Wow In this show Just going around and around the stage So what is Taylor Swift doing? It's just wild What is that show? There was fire coming out of the roof.

There was fireworks. The whole stadium is lit up by these wristbands. Like there's just, it's got everything you can imagine. How was the queue for the toilets? Not too bad. The queue for the merch was outrageous. Yeah. Like outrageous, like hours,

because people had gone in earlier and we didn't do that because we didn't want to go all the way out to Olympic Park. So the queue for the lines was crazy. But I think my favourite moment of the whole show, and if you've been to the show or if you're following along, is we are never, ever, ever getting back together and they always do like a different change out. One of the dancers does a different change out for this one part.

That's the one where they did the, oh, no. Yeah, so that's what he did in Melbourne. But for the show we went to, it was so funny. He was like, tell him he's dreaming from the castle. Like just tapping into those little nuances, you know? Yeah. If it was here in New Zealand, they'd have to do, you know I can't eat your ghost chips.

I reckon it would be, yeah, nah, bro. Well, there you go. Great show. A few people texting through and they said, I cried so many happy tears. And I saw, you know what was crazy is because the night that I went, we gave away tickets, like so many tickets for that night. I saw so many people that had won tickets from ZM.

Really? And it was so cool because at one point, like, we're all just like there and having this amazing time and it was awesome. So it was really cool to see you. If that was you, thanks for saying hello. Bree and Clint. Look, I know this story is quite old,

but I've only recently come across it and it's outrageous. Okay. So we're going to talk about it because I read this story about this guy who was married to this woman. They were married for a long time. They have three kids together. Yeah. Quite a long marriage.

But in 2005, I believe, she filed for divorce. Right. And then obviously they went through the divorce proceedings after that. In 2005? In 2005. Okay, yeah. So during obviously trying to figure out, you know, I mean, I've never been through a divorce, but a part of going through a divorce

is where you divvy up the assets and the things. Yeah, the assets and the things. The things that are worth money and the things that you just have in your home and you like. That's the harder one. Probably. Because you can split the assets down the middle, but it's when you go.

The sentimental stuff. Yeah, who gets the blanket? Yeah. Who gets the couch? Who gets, you know, grandma's old clock? Who gets the dog. Who gets, you know, grandma's old clock. Who gets the dog's ashes. Yeah. Well, easy to find out who gets grandma's clock.

As long as you don't have the same grandma. What if you did? The person whose grandma gets it. Makes it difficult if you've got the same grandma. True. On multiple levels makes it difficult. No, no, no, you're right. And that is the main difficulty when it comes to marrying your cousins.

Exactly. Is splitting the assets afterwards. Because what's mine is literally yours. So, yeah, you're right. Your family heirlooms are my family heirlooms. So our advice here is if you're going to marry your cousin, make it last. Yeah, just don't get divorced. Don't get divorced.

It's too messy. Because it could get messy. I'm surprised at that. Cousins are for life, not just for Christmas. Exactly right. You know? Because then it makes it awkward. Blood is thicker than water.

Literally. This guy didn't ask for grandma's family clock or any of that. He said, during the divorce settlement, I demand That Barbara Give me back my kidney Oh So she went through Obviously

Kidney transplant A kidney transplant Yeah She'd previously had Two failed transplants Yeah And that's when Richard

Stepped up to the plate And donated a kidney Yeah okay It worked Yeah Awesome news Couple of years later She files for divorce Richard stepped up to the plate and donated a kidney. Yeah, okay. It worked. Yeah. Awesome news. A couple of years later, she files for divorce. He wants the kidney back.

And this is what he said. He said, either I get the kidney back or I want the value of what that kidney would be estimated to be worth. Wow. What's a kidney worth? So this is back in 2005. Yeah. So they estimated that the kidney was worth $1.5 million. So did she have to pay that?

Well, here's the thing. I feel like you can't. There's no take backs on a kidney. And here's the thing. I'm pretty sure, and I've done some research, that it's illegal for one, for an organ to be exchanged for anything. For money. There's no value.

You can't exchange an organ. In the US, they can't be bought or sold. Donating an organ is a gift, and legally, when you give something something you can't get it back. Jeez. It's her kidney. This is what a lawyer said. It's her kidney now and taking the kidney out would mean she would have

to go on dialysis or it would kill her. She's not giving you the kidney. I've heard of a messy breakup. But that's messy. He's just hurt. He's being petty. Yeah. It doesn't get pettier than that.

No, it doesn't. Give me back my kidney. The mother of my children. Yeah. Give me back. She's not a random. No. Yeah.

She's birthed three of your kids. She needs that kidney to keep on being the mother of your children. She can have the kidney, Richard. Also, you're not going to use it. They can't put it back into you. What are you going to do with it? Yeah. Sell it on the black kidney market?

You'll probably eat it in front of her. Jeez. Dark. We want to ask you this afternoon, what's the petty thing that they wanted back after a breakup? Or maybe it was the petty thing you wanted back after the breakup, if you want to be honest, which we've all been in a situation like

that, you know, where things get petty. Yeah, you're like, this is the only thing I can do to make myself feel better. You know, that PlayStation 5 I bought you for your birthday? Well, I want that back. And they're like, you don't even like PlayStation. You always, like, got annoyed when I wanted to play. Well, yeah, so I'm going to

become a gamer now. It's a PlayStation 3 and nobody uses them anymore. I don't care. I want it back. I don't care. And I want all the controllers too. Oh, $800 at M. Or you can text it into 9696. We want to know the petty, the small thing that they decided that,

or maybe big thing as well. Could be big. That they decided they wanted back after the breakup. Bree and Clint. A story from back in the early 2000s where a guy during a divorce said, I want the kidney back that I donated you a couple of years ago to his wife. He didn't get it, thankfully. No.

Isn't it crazy that you can go from loving someone enough to give them one of your body parts and to put your life at risk. Absolutely. For them to. Being that petty. To being so petty that you say, take the kidney out and die. Or give me $1.5 million. Isn't that wild? Crazy. So we want to know, have you had similar, probably not an organ,

but what's the thing that they asked for after a breakup? Linley's on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Linley. Hi, Linley. Hi. Tell us, was it you that wanted something back or one of your exes? No, one of the exes,

we were going away on a South Island trip, so he brought me a puffer jacket. Oh, yeah. Okay. And he wanted that back when we split up. Yeah, okay. It wouldn't have fit him. Exactly.

And an eternity ring, an engagement ring, and my phone. Your phone? Yep, he broke my phone, so he brought me a new one to replace it, but then when we split, he wanted it back. No, that's your phone. That's the replacement for the phone that he broke. Can I ask you about the puffer jacket? Yes, Judge Judy.

Yeah. I gave it back. I just wasn't arguing. I got my phone back through. My son went to get my gear from the house, and he saw the phone in the drawer, so he just grabbed it. Yeah, good man. Good.

Good man. Yeah, that's fair. Is this a fair summation of your ex-partner, Lynley? What a ball bag. Exactly. Yeah, what a ball bag. Yeah, let's put it in nicely. Yeah, you got out of there too sweet, Lynley.

Someone texted and said, I left a seven-year relationship with just a backpack with my clothes. Left the whole house, the vehicle, everything, and she had the cheek to ask me for the backpack back. Wow. What the hell? Wow. Wow.

Someone else texted and said, my ex took the stereo from my car that she paid to have installed. That was two years ago. I now have to listen to you guys on my phone, on speakerphone in the car. Oh, that's not. Oh, that stink buzz. That's rough.

That's so rough. She stole almost your ability to listen to the Brian Clint show. How dare she? Very dare she. Rangi's caught up on 0800. Hi, Rangi. Hi. Kia ora.

Kia ora. Tell us, mate, was it you that wanted something back or an ex? No, she didn't have anything. No, it was the ex. The ex. What did she want back? My pounamu. Your green stone.

All right, yep. Did she buy it for you? Yes. So I needed a new one. Yeah. And so she bought it for me. And then she wanted it back because she bought it for me. That's so petty.

It's so petty. Can I ask you, though, was it a bit tainted? Like, were you like, oh, this is from the X. I don't really want to wear it anymore. And were you kind of happy to give it back? Or was it just a bit weird? Yeah, I just gave it to her. I was like, you want it? You can have it. I don't really want to wear it anymore. And were you kind of happy to give it back or was it just a bit weird? Yeah, I just gave it to her. I was like, you want it, you can have it.

I'm not taking it. I had nothing to do with it now. And now she can't do anything with it either. Well, it sounds like... No, it's Tupper. You can't give it to anybody else. But you can't buy one for yourself. So have you managed to get another one yet?

Have you managed to find someone else to buy you one? Yes, yes, I have. I've got a new one, which is awesome. Oh, beautiful. Hopefully they don't ask for it back. I'm sure she'll be right with that. Yeah, no, she'll be right. Someone texted through. This is so funny. They said my ex asked for the bottle of Midori

that I took when I left. It wasn't even full. Someone else said, my ex gave me a new pin pad door lock for my birthday. When we split and he moved out, he asked for the door lock back. What the hell? The lock on the door.

It's a birthday present. I just realised I asked for something back. What did you ask for back? Can I tell you it and you tell me if it's petty or not? Okay. So the last breakup So I had a, the last breakup that I had, I realised that she still had my iPod Nano.

What year was it? What year was it? Yeah, that's a very good point. That's a very good point. It would have been 2012? 2012. Oh, that's petty. Is it?

You're not going to use the Nano? Are you? I did want it for, 2012? 2012. Oh, that's petty. Is it? You're not going to use the Nano, are you? I did want it. For what? I thought I was going to start running after the breakup. With your iPod Nano? Yeah. Oh, my God, that's so petty.

Sorry. Last person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What did they ask for back in the breakup that was petty? They asked for their shaving foam from the shower. Nah.

A half-used can of shaving foam. Or was it full? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, probably about halfway. And then the reasoning, I mean, he was really possessive and, like, obsessive. And so, well, this was, like, probably, he came and picked up his stuff or whatever. And then that night, he was like, hey, I need my shaving foam.

It's not in here. And I was just like, it's not in here. Sorry to laugh, but it's so funny. No, it's so, honestly, it is. It's so stupid. I was like, it's $4. Just go buy a new one. And he went, I knew you were seeing another man.

We've only been broken up a week. You want that for him? You want that shaving foam for him? That's Gillette for men. There's no way you're using that. I was just like, I shit you not. It'll be on the leader box. Come and pick it up and explain to the neighbours why you're back.

Wow. That's so petty. We said it to our first caller. Can we say it to yours too? Oh, jeez. What a ball bag? Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. Can I get an amen? Amen. Thanks, jeez. What, a ball bag? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Can I get an amen? Amen. Thanks, Anonymous. A hairy ball bag by the sounds. It needed a shaving cream back. So good. Someone said, this one's so funny.

They said, my ex wanted everything when he left me and the kids, including our huge dining table. So I indoor gardened on it many times before I gave it back to him. Oh, my God. Saucy. Oh, my God. Saucy. He's like, the varnish doesn't look very good.

You're like, that's not varnish. There's two big circles. There's two big circles rubbed into the dining table. It's the exact size of your butt cheeks. Yeah, that's my ass. Kiss it. There you go. Have dinner off it.

It's time for a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time in its new time slot. Number one songs when you turn 16. Holly's going first. Kia ora, Holly. Hi, Holly. Kia ora, Holly. Hi, Holly. Kia ora, guys.

How are we? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. Thank you. Happy Monday. Happy Monday, mate. Happy Monday to you too, Holly.

What's your date of birth? My birthday is the 16th of June, 1994. Oh, a couple of weeks ago, Holly. Happy birthday for them. You were 16, though, in 2010, and here's your birthday banger. It's a bit of Katy Perry. How about that? And Timberland.

Yeah, absolute banger. Yeah. That was big from them. It was really big, yeah. Huge. Okay, okay, okay, wait there. We're going to do Selena's birthday banger. Hi, Selena.

Hi, Selena. Hey, guys. Hi. What did you get up to for the weekend, Selena? Just hung out with my baby, that's all. Oh, how old's your baby? She's 10 months. 10 months.

Are you getting any sleep? Yeah, not a lot. Yeah, bless your heart. Well, Selena, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 2001, September 6th. All right. That means you were 16 in 2017.

And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Young, young, dumb and broke. Young, dumb. Young, young, dumb and broke. Young, young, dumb. Where's he been? I don't know. This is his first hit, though. It's huge.

And it was produced by Kiwi Joel Little. It came out of nowhere. What do you reckon, Selena, as your birthday banger? Yeah, I did love that song. Yeah, me too. Everyone loved it. Very popular. Not bad, not bad.

Okay, one more birthday banger for Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Kia ora. Hi. What did you get up to for your weekend, Sarah? Just moved houses. Oh, God.

I hate it. Worst job in the world. I'm doing it this weekend, Sarah, and I've never dreaded anything more. Yeah, good luck, Bray. Oh. That's what I'm going

to do next time. What did you say? Hire people. I was just about to ask, so you did it all yourself? Yeah, lucky enough, my friend's husband, my cousin, and my daughter and her boyfriend helped out. Oh, you owe them big time.

You hire the people. Sarah, you hire the people next time. Sarah, what's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. 29th of March, 82. All right, Sarah, you were 16 in 1998. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh, the School Disco slow dance song.

Casey and Jojo. Always on my playlist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Solid birthday banger, Sarah. That is a pretty cool song. That's a huge throwback too. It's a good throwback. Okay, wait there.

We're going to have to deliberate between Katy Perry and Timbaland. Carly's Young, Dumb and Broke or Kacey and Jojo All My Life? I'm sorry, I'm straight back to a teenager in Rotorua and I'm voting for Casey and Jojo. Me too. Oh, are you? 100%. Oh, I thought you pegged for a Katy Perry.

Nah, not when Casey and Jojo's on the table. Really? Hey, Sarah, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Thank you. The best bit is the start. That was a pretty good song. Yeah, this bit right here.

Yeah. Get the note. Nailed it. They cut off the best part It was meant to go Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby That was the radio edit Yeah

Bugger Anyway it's still good I will never find another lover Sweeter than you Sweeter than you Bree and Clint Yes I pray that you do Zed andie and Clint. That's Casey and Jojo for Birthday Banger.

For Sarah was number one in March 1998. This is the bit I was hoping was on the start of the song, by the way. The harmonies. The harmonies for me. Who would cut that off? Who would cut that off? Sometimes you just got to cut them off. By the way, before we were talking about the petty thing they wanted back after the breakup.

Yeah. Someone's texted us in late and said, My ex asked for the indoor gardening tool that he bought me back. And the bend-on voucher that I hadn't spent yet. That is so petty. What about this one? My ex asked for the lingerie set that he bought me back.

I hope not to wear. That's creepy. You do not have to give the lingerie back. No! For fear of what they will do with it. Weird. Weird. Anyway, Bree's just flown in from Sydney and boy,

her arms tired. They are very tired. Wait, I don't get it. Just doing a shit joke. I thought you were going to talk about what happened at the airport after the... No, but tell me that I don't get the joke. Don't you know that joke?

Tell me the joke. Someone back me up. you know that joke? Tell me the joke. Someone back me up. You know that joke? I like that joke. What is it? I just flew in from Australia, and boy, are my arms tired. Oh, because I'm a bird?

Yeah. Jeez. Jeez, you left me out on a leash there. Jeez. My God. Well, to be fair, like, I haven't heard a dad joke that dad in a long time. Oh, I know,

but you meant to just touch it, and then we move on. But I didn't get it, and then I felt like I missed a heard a dad joke that dad in a long time. Oh I know but you meant to just touch it and then we move on. But I didn't get it and then I felt like I missed a really good joke. I wanted to know. Anyway. Anyway we'll talk about what happened at the airport next at Sydney. I've had a mare. I've had a very

awkward situation that went down this morning. So I've been up just for context. I was in Sydney for the weekend, went to Taylor Swift, had an amazing weekend, saw friends, saw family. It was great. Yeah. So I had the dilemma a few months ago when I was organising this and booking my trip where I could either book the flight

on the Sunday night out of Sydney back to Auckland at like a reasonable time or I could book a flight that was on the Monday morning, so this morning, and it was like $600 cheaper. Oh, okay. But the flight left at 6 in the morning, which meant I had to be at the airport at 4.45. 4.45 in the morning. So me, being the tat-ass that I am, I booked the morning flight.

I was like, that's ridiculous. Like, I can get up early or then go straight to work from the airport once I get back into the country. I get it. I get it. Not a big deal. And months out, you're like, oh, I can manage that. It'll be fine.

As it gets closer and closer, you're like, wait, 4.45 Australian time is like. Oh, my God, it was not fun. No. Not fun. Anyway, so just keep that in mind. So I've set my alarm for 3.45 this morning. Who? I got up, got dressed, got all organised

and I've ordered an Uber to the airport. This is where it goes south. So just keep in mind I'm very tired. I've had a long weekend. I've partied hard, got my money's worth and I'm quite, you know, exhausted. So at that time of the morning I was not in good form. Okay.

So I was very kind of, you know, still waking up as I got into the Uber. Yeah. So I get into the Uber and I was like, I wonder if he's taking me the right way. So on my phone, I've like put into maps, international airport, just to check. Yeah. Sometimes I like to international airport, just to check. Sometimes I like to do that, just to check because I'm weird. And I turned the sound down, turned the sound down, all of a sudden put the address in and then it was like,

here's the route to international airport. And he's like, it's okay, like I've got the address in. And I was like, oh, no, this is not going well. Anyway, so we get to the airport. Lovely guy, by the way. We didn't really speak though because it was super early. Because you defended him. And he doesn't want to speak to me, especially after that. And we get to the airport and I get out and I go around to the back of the car

to get my bag out of the boot. At this point, I'm so tired and I'm so drowsy that he gets out of the car like a gentleman that he is to help me get my bag out of the boot. He lifts the bag out of the boot of my car and what do I do next? I go to hug him goodbye. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my whole body. Oh, I feel so cringy for you.

Oh. I went, I went, I reckon I went 90% in. Like, I went 90, like, where am I? That's worse, that's worse, yeah. My body touched his body and his arms didn't do anything. They just stayed hanging by his side. And once I was 90% in, I didn't know what to do. Did you follow through?

So I just hugged him. Oh. What did he do? He didn't say a word. No, that's like... And I said, thank you. Yeah, he's like, a tip would have been fine. A $3 tip would have been fine.

I don't think he wanted anything more from me. It's like when you get out of the taxi and they say, have a nice flight and you say, you too. It's like that that but a million times more awkward. It's more awkward than the time I went to hug Lorde and she went to shake my hand.

Do you reckon you're going to get more stars or less stars in your rating for it? Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm on a one star now. Now I'm cringing after telling that story because I knew it was cringe, but then seeing all your guys' reaction has made me realise how cringe it was. It was so like, I felt like I was there. Like it was.

Someone texted her and said, oh, my God, that Uber story is so funny. My two-year-old in the back seat has no idea why we're laughing so hard, but she's here for the morale support. If you missed it, Brie hugged her Uber driver when she got out of the car at the airport. Because it was five o'clock in the morning. No, it was early. It was 4.30 in the morning, and I was dazed.

I was confused. It's literally never been done before. You know what? Maybe some Uber drivers want hugs. Maybe they do. Okay, moving on. Because I need to talk about this. Something has happened in my life in the last couple of days.

And I think we need to confront the person that it involves. Okay. And that person is you, Big Steve. Me? Yeah, you. Dad. Bree's dad, Big Steve. Me? Yeah, you, Dad. Bree's Dad, Big Steve. Welcome back to the show. Oh, hi, guys.

How are you? You've already made an appearance on today's show, but you're back again. Now, Dad, look, I have known you my whole life, obviously, and there was something that occurred two days ago that shocked me quite a lot. And it's when I received a friend request from your brand new Facebook page. Never had a Facebook page before. And I looked at it and I went, wait a second, I know that big moustache. You're looking to get into a bit of social media, Steve? Yeah, that's right.

I think it's time for me to get into the real world. I'm going to get into most of the social media stuff. You're going to get on the book face. Dad, if I know anyone that hates all that hullabaloo, it's you. What's made you get on the Facebook? I don't want to be on social media, believe me. No, no, it's just that I'm joining a couple of different clubs and they do all their stuff on social media,

a lot of their notices. I just wanted, just so I can look at that. Wait, wait a second. Like, are we talking like, what kind of clubs? Oh, okay, like motorsport club, car club. Oh, because Brie thought you were joining a swingers club. No. No. No.

No. Well, I saw the look on your face. I thought you don't want to ask him. I'll ask him for you. I mean, it did cross my mind. I'm not going to lie.

Okay. And if you ask Steve, I think that's more of a WhatsApp thing than a Facebook thing, just a heads up. Yeah, or Snapchat. Keep it off the books, Dad.

Am I doing the wrong thing? Am I? Yeah. Am I doing the wrong thing? No, no, no. You're doing a good job. Dad, a few things, a few things I wanted to ask you because Clint hasn't seen the Facebook yet.

But a few things. Oh, I want to see your profile picture so bad. Okay, I'm going to show Clint your profile picture, Dad, and then he's going to rate how good he thinks the profile picture is, okay? Because, I mean, Clint is an expert in social media. He's been on it for a long time. Who took this photo before I see it? I think just a friend, actually, yeah, just a friend on our phone.

Okay. Are you ready, Clint, to rate my dad's brand-new Facebook profile picture on his first-ever Facebook? Yes, please. Oh, it's bloody good. That's a great profile picture. It's not bad, eh? Yeah. It's not bad. You've got your face in it. It's clearly you. You haven't got your sunglasses on. That's a great profile picture. It's not bad, eh? Yeah.

It's not bad. You've got your face in it. It's clearly you. You haven't got your sunglasses on. You're not holding a fish. The moustache is prevalent. The moustache looks great, and you've got a cowboy hat on. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that why I've got all these random women trying to... I was going to say, I was going to say it would go well as a Tinder profile picture, too. As if. As if. As if. You've only got five friends, which includes your three kids and your three kids' partners. That's enough.

That's all I need. The last thing I wanted to quiz you on about your brand new Facebook page is you got your birthday wrong. Have I? You're not born on December 26th. Who said that? Did I put that? It says born.

What does it say, Clint? It says Stephen Thomasel, born on December 26th, 1958. Okay. I'll tell you what happened, man. I didn't even look at it. Kim was doing it for me, my daughter-in-law. Yeah. And obviously she cocked it up by the look of it.

Oh, pass the buck. Pass the buck. Go on. You've got to have a word to your social media manager, Dad. All right. Well, we've promoted it on Nationwide Radio now. So prepare for an influx of friend requests, Steve. You're going to be the new Bree Thomas, Al.

I could be. You're going to be the new Brie Thomas, Al. I could be. You never know. I can't wait to see your paid posts and your little videos. Let's put a picture of Dad's profile picture up on the Brie and Clint Instagram and people can rate how good it is. What do you reckon, Dad? I'll give you the results. Yeah.

And if you're looking for any content ideas, can I suggest that you go and fart on Mama Di and then just film her reaction? I've heard that goes pretty well. You'll get millions of followers, Dad. Okay, I don't think I need them.