ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th February 2025

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, geez, big news for Hamilton, that runaway cow. Yeah. Ended in a shooting, the police shot it. Is that what they just said? Yeah. Yeah, the cow was on the loose running through Hamilton and the police shot it.

That's a cow, not a bull. A cow is what the news said just there. Runaway cow in Hamilton. That breaks my heart. The cow was probably just scared. Runaway cow in Hamilton. That breaks my heart. The cow was probably just scared. Oh, it definitely was. Was probably just thinking, I'm going to be late to that first meeting this morning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just trying to get to work like everyone else. Had a nightmare dropping the kids off. Yeah, and I'm just trying to, you know. They needed a cowboy with a lasso to come in on a horse and do what cowboys do and catch a cow. My dad can do that. Yeah, well, where was he?

Oh, he's back home. Are there no cowboys in Hamilton? There would be. Well, where were they when we needed them? Cambridge isn't that far from Hamilton. What's Cambridge? Oh, they've got the horses. They've got all the horses.

That's where all the cowboys live. Anyway, the two people got injured by the cow, so. How bad? Have you ever been charged by a cow? No. Oh, it's terrifying. Yeah, it would be, yeah. I've been charged by a bull. Yeah, yeah. It is the scariest moment

of your life if you've ever been charged by a bull or a cow. I wonder if the police could have tasered the cow first. Do you reckon that would work? Just get all the tasers in Hamilton and just fire them all into the cow at the same time. It's one way to barbecue. It's not funny though, is it?

It's not funny. That is actually maybe sad. Obviously the cow is distressed. Let's get into tradie versus lady. It's time to play. The ladies are streaking ahead. They have twice or 50% more points than the tradies. It's 10-15.

If you want to represent either team today, this is your opportunity. I've had a good run. Let's see if you can change the odds. 0800 DIALS at M is the number to call. Tradie versus lady next. Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

All right, come on in, come on in. Favourite part of your day, you're sitting there in the car, maybe the kids are there, you're ready to hear the tradies versus the ladies. And you're probably going to play along with us, right? Ladies 15, tradies 10, who's playing today? Our lady's 25, she's in Auckland and she's never been on a roller coaster. Welcome to the show, Tori.

G'day, Tori. Hi. New Zealand only has one rollercoaster and that's at Rainbow's End. Unless you count the rollercoaster of life. Yeah, I've never been to Aussie and just never been on one. Fair, Tori, fair.

I thought we were going to let Bree sit on that for a while. I say we move swiftly along. Let's go to our man in In that for a while. I say we move swiftly along. Let's go to our man in Invercargill. He's 18 and his favourite food is steak. Welcome to the show, Dane. G'day, Dane. What is your favourite cut of steak? And then we will know if you're a real steak connoisseur. Oh, I feel it.

Oh, he knows his stuff. He knows his stuff, the big dog, Dane. I'm a rump man myself. Dane, your buzzer is tradie. Tori, you're our lady, and the first to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the smallest breed of dog?

Lady. Yes, Tori. Chihuahua. Well done. It is a Chihuahua. Well done. It is a Chihuahua. Correct. One for the ladies. Question number two.

The beaver is the national animal of which country? I'll give you a hint. Their national sport is hockey. And they love the beaver. Ladies? Yes, Tori. Canada? She's away and flying, Tori is.

That's two to the ladies. You need this one, Dane. I'm just trying to ignore you at this point, but any more? Mad for the beaver. You say beaver, they say dam. Dam. I say we move swiftly along I think so too Alright question number three

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this Tori For the clean sweep Drake She's a lady Also Renowned to love the beaver. And from Canada.

That's why, because he's from Canada. Dane, it wasn't your day, brother. The stake's on you, unfortunately. I feel it's all round. Tori, you're a Tradiverse Lady Champion. You get $50 cash. Well done. Thank you so much.

When people are picking baby names, or even like when you think about your names In relation to your siblings That's something that parents take into account How they sound together Yeah Yeah I guess they do Because you're going to be saying them together

For a big period of those kids lives Yeah Especially when they're at school You never want to pick names that sound too similar as well. Yes. I agree. Because otherwise it gets confusing. My mum already calls me my brother and my sister's name before she calls

me my name. But even if you're calling out to that kid around the house, like you need their name to be clear. When you're getting angry at them, they need to know that they're in trouble. I find the people who do the alliteration of the letters really interesting too. Like the Kardashians are the most famous example of that. KK.

Everyone is KK, KK, KK. Rob KK. You know, that's what they do. Look how that turned out. I knew a family in Rotorua growing up. They were all TT. Tina Thorne, Tanya Thorne, Tony Thorne. Bunch of TTs, eh?

Yeah, bunch of TTs. Bunch of TTs, eh? I read this article where they've done this survey asking parents about what are the biggest regrets they have when it comes to name choice. Oh, yeah. Because it's a huge responsibility. Do you want to hear what some of the most common answers were? Sure. So some of the most common answers as to why parents regret the name choice

of their kid, they didn't think the name suited their child. Yeah, after the kid's born. I think that's a big one because that's a you thing. Yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. You know what? No one's going to meet someone and go, oh, I don't think it suits them.

Well, unless you're a very like rural family, for example, and your whole community lives there and then you called the kid Eduardo. Yeah. You know? I don't know if it suits him. I don't know if it suits him, yeah. I don't know if it suits little Eduardo. Some of the other common reasons include the kid being teased

about the name at school. That's a big one. Yeah. So you need to be like thinking about this stuff. You need to put it through the bullying matrix at the start. You need to go, does this name rhyme with poos? Wheeze. Smelly.

Boobs. Yeah, anything like that. Any of that stuff, which I'm sure parents are doing. Another big one was they said that a celebrity giving their baby the same name around the same time is really annoying. Also a celebrity bringing your child's name

into disrepute later on, like you could have had a little baby Chris Brown in the year 1990. That's the thing. And then in the mid 2000s that kid would have had a hell of a time. Yeah, I was so annoyed because one of my favourite like go-to baby names like if I ever did have a baby

was A-E-X-E-I-O-R and Elon Musk took that. He's ruined it. So he's ruined that for me. Can't use that anymore. And another one people said is when they didn't think about how they sounded alongside their sibling names.

One great example was this person who wrote in and they said they had twins and they named their twins Ari and Callum. Both lovely names. My brother's name's Callum. Nothing wrong with those names. Ari and Callum. Sounds great. Now flip them around's Callum. Nothing wrong with those names. Ari and Callum. Sounds great. Now flip them around.

Calamari. Calamari. Calamari. Calamari. Sounds like calamari. Sounds like calamari. Delicious. Not ideal.

I thought we could put it out there this afternoon. Oh, that sucks for Anya and Lazzy, doesn't it? Anya Lazzy. Lazzy Anya and Lazy, doesn't it? Anya Lazy. Lazy Anya. Lasagna. Lasagna. I'd love that. I'm going to name my kids that.

That'd be awesome. Yeah. Delicious. Do you have an example? Maybe it's you and your siblings. Maybe it's people you went to school with. Yeah. Maybe it's people in your life where the name probably fine.

On its own. On its own, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When it's put together with the sibling names, it doesn't really work. Awkward sibling name combinations. Famously, I went to school with Harley and Davidson. But they did that on purpose.

They were twin boys. What would you rather be? And Davidson is not even a name. Would you rather be the front end? It's a last name. Or the back end of the motorbike? Probably Harley. You'd rather be Harley.

Yeah, because Davidson's not a name like you said. Davidson's not a name. You're definitely short to David or Dave. Imagine, like, I can just picture there's got to be a family where the kids' names are all after Holden's or something like that. Something like that, yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So the question is what are the sibling names that don't work well together? That aren't ideal. Individually, kind of fine, but once you put them together. Not good as a group. 0800 dials to them or you can text us on 9696. We're talking about a combination sibling names that just don't really work together. Maybe fine as a single name, but then you're saying the names as a sibling group.

Yeah, yeah. Like when you're referring to the, you know, something sisters or the something brothers and the names do not go. Like Callum and Ari that we heard about before. Twins, Callum and Ari. Alicia's here. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia.

Hi. How's it going? This is not Alicia, Felicia and Delisha again, is it? No, no, no. No, we didn't talk to the triplets. We just heard about the triplets. I thought they might have finally called through, Alicia. We heard about triplets called Alicia, Felicia and Delisha.

No, no, I'm not those triplets. Okay, good. Okay, what's the go, Alicia? Is it your sibling unit or is it someone you know? Yeah, so it's my sibling unit. So this is my sister. She's not my twin. Yeah. She's five years younger than me.

Okay. And her name is Felicia. No, it is Felicia. Shut up. You're only short Delicia. Yeah, I'm just shorter Delicia. Alicia and Felicia. Do you guys hate it?

It wasn't too bad because we were five years apart, so our friend groups were very different. Yeah, right. Yeah, but you live in the same house. Yeah, exactly. Have you got the same parents? Yes. Same parents.

Not divorced. Alicia, how bad was it for your sister when we all went through that period where everyone was saying, barf, Alicia? Oh. She didn't really get that much. What?

I grew up overseas in Malaysia. What's mum's name? Right. Okay. So she missed it. Is mum's name Keisha or anything like that? Is there a reason why you guys are all Eshas? No, no. So mum is

Sally and then dad is Stanley. Sally and Stanley had Alicia and Felicia. Oh my god, that's too perfect. It's so perfect. Thank you, Alicia. That's perfect for this topic. We had lots of texts. Someone said, I knew three sisters called Chardonnay,

Chandon, and Chablis. All different types of wine. I thought the Chandon sister would be mad ass because that shit's cheap. Which would you rather out of Chardonnay, Chandon,

and Chablis? Well, no one can pronounce Chablis, so that's hard. But then Chardonnay is like a comedy name from the boy movie. I don't know anyone was actually called Chardonnay.

Yeah, I haven't heard that name before. Would you rather be called that or Pinot Grigio? Probably Pinot Grigio because it sounds, you know. There'll definitely be some kids out there called Rosé, won't there? I'd rather be called Rosé. There's that singer that we play on the radio called Rosé. Oh, Rosé's fine in my opinion. What about this one?

Similar. My cousin named her daughter Mercedes and her son Benz. Yeah, that's sick. It's like people who can't afford a fancy car, so they named their daughter Alexis. And then that was a bad idea because then the thing came out. And then they go, I've got Alexis. The speaker.

What's that? That's Alexa. That's Alexa. That's Alexa. Equally bad. Let's go to anonymous. I know 800 dials a dim. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi. You've got some sibling a dim. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hiya. You've got some sibling kid names that shouldn't go together? Yeah, they're just a bit interesting. So I've got my son's called Archer and my daughter's called Piper. Yeah. And they're both normal names, right? But then my husband is a pilot and there's actually a plane called the Piper Archer

and so everyone thinks that we named them after this plane. Of course they would and do they ask you all the time? Are they like, oh, because you named it after the plane? Where's Cessna? Yes. I think so. I'm not very good at planes. Just let your husband have that one.

Let him think that. If he's the pilot and he's quietly stoked about it, just let him have it. You know the truth. And I mean, I like Archer and Piper better than like Boeing 747. You know, much nicer. Or Airbus. Airbus. Thanks, Anonymous.

We appreciate it. Let's go to Anonymous number two. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Oh, is that me? Hello. It's you. Hi.

Hi, hi. We're dubious about your one. Yeah, we don't know if this one's real or not, Anonymous. But, is that me? Hello. That's you. Hi. Hi, hi. We're dubious about your one. Yeah, we don't know if this one's real or not anonymous. We don't know if we believe you, but you say it. You tell us and we'll tell you if we believe you. No, 100%. Yep, I went to school with a boy called Chris and his last name is Peacock. Anonymous.

Yep. I don't have to say anonymous. My name's Nicola. I'm from Kirikiri. I love you, Nicola. I respect it. I'm inclined to believe you. When the text came in, I did not believe you at all.

I believe you now. I was like, we're not falling for the old Chris. Yeah, I listened to you religiously. I've never texted him, but I was like, man, they've got to know this. This is a great one. That's crazy. Did he get? Oh, Chris Peacock.

He would have copped it. Oh, absolutely copped it, yeah. You wouldn't want to get sunburned if you were Chris, would you? I would have bullied him. I put my hand up. It was never me. Good on you, Nicola. You called the radio to tell us about him, though.

I know. Sorry. I mean, I don't know where the hell he is now. It's been years. You waited. I won't tell you my age. This is like the most delayed bullying You've ever done Nicola

I know I'm going to wait 20 years I'm Hey I'm sure there were 15 different Chris Peacocks From Kerry Kerry It's not a big deal

Absolutely Nicola you're a superstar Brilliant Thank you for calling out She's never called the show No Wait a second Nicola Wait a second

Yeah and I didn't even kick I mean I didn't even do it I didn't even do it Here we go Nicola. Are you the first one calling, Nicola? Yeah, and I didn't even kick. I was being funny. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Here we go, Nicola. Thanks, guys. But finally, it's so good to finally have you on the show. Call back any time, okay?

Yeah, I will. I will. Absolutely. Love you guys. Love you too. Bree and Clint. This is The Latest. The Drake Tour has been going down in Australia due to come here soon.

Before we get into the rumours about the Drake Tour, I want to cover off some of the money that Drake has been giving away at the more recent shows. He's been grabbing headlines by giving out huge amounts of money to people in the crowd. In Brisbane this week, he told a fan that he would pay for her mum's cancer treatment. Oh, that's nice.

He said, I will take care of the entire bill, no matter how expensive it ends up being. Wow. And you really hope that he has the ability to follow through on that. I think he would. I don't think he would say that unless he did. But cancer treatments can be long and very expensive. Hundreds of thousands of dollars, yeah.

He also upgraded a pregnant fan to VIP in Sydney and he, quote, blessed her with $30,000. He goes, you're pregnant, get out of the GA, you're going to the VIP and you get 30 grand. Do you find it cringe? Like, I love that obviously he's paying for that woman's cancer treatment. I think that's amazing. Yeah.

But, like, just dishing out all this money to fans at concerts He's looking for positive headlines It's been a rough time to be Drake over the last 12 months But yeah you're right But at least people are getting something good out of it Yeah Here's the real goss though There are rumours that Drake is about to cancel his New Zealand shows As well as the rest of his Aussie shows.

There are reports out of Australia that his stage equipment is currently being shipped back to Europe. Really? Yeah, and here in New Zealand, the website selling his tickets has all of a sudden started showing no tickets available. Like it's sold out. Yeah, but it's not sold out. But it's not.

It doesn't say sold out. It just says tickets unavailable. When was the shows in New Zealand meant to happen? Mid-March. Two shows in Spark Arena mid-March. Literally like two weeks away. Two weeks away, yeah. So that's not us saying the Drake show is cancelled,

but the word on the street is that he is possibly about to cancel shows. I hope he doesn't. I hope he shows up for the people that have paid for tickets. Yeah, it is very disappointing when you buy your tickets and you're excited and you wait for the artist. I wonder how many shows did he have left in Aussie that he's cancelling? I don't know. He's been in Aussie for ages.

He has been there for a long time. He was there when all the Super Bowl stuff was happening. What does he have to do? What can Drake do to get back on top? It's probably just time. I reckon he has to date Serena Williams again. He has to do the Super Bowl halftime show and apologise to Kendrick. And then Serena Williams has to feature in his Super Bowl halftime show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll do it. Yeah, but I don't think that would ever happen. Well, nothing's impossible. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about saying no to being in someone's wedding party or even pulling out after you've said yes to being in someone's wedding party. See, I don't agree with that.

I think if you've committed. Oh, I mean, there could be circumstances. Yeah, let me give you the situation first. There could be circumstances, but I do agree with saying no to being in the bridal party. To be honest, I'm not here for it. Oh, you just don't want to be in it? Nah.

Well, this one is circumstantial. Let me give you this story, okay? Okay. I found this online today. Someone has posted this and they wrote, my old co-worker, let's just call her Sarah, is marrying her fiance. Let's call him Phil.

My co-worker Sarah is marrying Phil. Because Sarah and I were friends, my boyfriend at the time became friends with Phil. Right. She's my friend. He's her partner. My partner became friends with her partner as they do. My boyfriend and I had a very bad breakup.

He was a cheater, manipulative and abusive. Phil and my ex... They're not still friends, are they? ...stayed friends. Oh, no. It's been two and a half years since we broke up and since then, Phil and Sarah have got engaged and they're getting married in August.

Red flag. Last summer, she asked me to be a bridesmaid but also let me know that my ex would be a groomsman. I said to her. Oh, it's getting worse. Yes, I said to her, though, it doesn't matter to me, and I understand that they are still friends, even though I hear that my ex-boyfriend threw a fit about me being there.

I still said it was fine. Just yesterday, Sarah informs me that she is taking on another bridesmaid and she is asking my ex's new girlfriend. Oh, God. This is

the epitome of a shit show. It is. Sarah was my friend first and now she expects me to be in a wedding with my, she expects me to be in a wedding with my ex

and his girlfriend. Am I justified to pull out of the wedding party altogether? Yes, 100%. And Sarah's a crappy friend, by the way. It's coming in from the producers, both loud and clear too.

You think, yes, she's justified to pull out. Yes. Sarah's a crappy friend to put her in that position. Like she would have known, Sarah's a good friend to her. She would have known that her ex was all those things and, you know, would have been like, not cool. What it shows too is that her and Phil have stayed really good friends with your ex, more so than you realise that her and Phil have stayed really good friends with your ex.

More so than you realise to the point that they are really good friends with his new girlfriend too. I'd almost not even want to go to the wedding, to be honest. I don't know if they're the... Yeah, yeah. Like, not to be... Sometimes you've got to make decisions that are best for you. And they're probably not people that you want in your life. No, totally.

You know? And it's a bit tone deaf from her friend. So tone deaf. To not go, because she could get anybody to be in her bridal party. But to be like, oh, now I'm going to get your abusive ex's new girlfriend to be in the bridal party. Hell no. I would run for the hills.

Yeah, okay, we're all in agreeance there. We're clear. Yes, produce Ella. So there you go. You can pull out after you've said yes. 100%. Yeah. It almost feels like the couple that's getting married

is on the ex-boyfriend's side. That's how I feel. Yeah. Which feels weird. She's like, just so you know, I hope it's okay with you. But Ella, you're getting married in less than two months. I am. Did anybody say no to being in your bridal party?

Thankfully not. No? Everyone said yes. I am. Did anybody say no to being in your bridal party? Thankfully not. No? Everyone said yes. I am still waiting for the call up. Oh, have I not told you? No, you're waiting for the call up so you can say no. Yeah, but I still want to be asked. Fine, I'll ask you soon.

I don't want to be in the bridal party, but I'd like to be asked. You just want to be asked. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. We want to ask the question this afternoon, did you say no to being in the bridal party on the bride or groom's side? Or did you say yes and then pull out later on? And what was the reason that you pulled out?

I feel like a reason and sometimes I do think, fair enough, money comes into it. Money comes into it. How much it ends up, you know, maybe you'll get told at the start, oh, it's going to cost around this much and then it blows out to, you know, three times that amount. Yeah, money could be a reason. You not liking the person that your friend is marrying could be a reason that you would say no to being in the bridal party.

You might go, no, I can't endorse this marriage. Or you like them too much. Oh, you've got a crush on. Yeah. On your friend or on the person they're marrying? Both. Both. Both. You either have a crush on your friend,

so you can't be there when they're getting married, or you have a crush on your friend's partner. I can't be your bridesmaid, but I could be your bride. You take the pick. 0800 dials at M or text to 9696. We can keep you anonymous in this, especially if you're texting. We just want to know did you say no to being in someone's bridal party after

you were asked? We'd love to hear from you guys. We told the story just before of the person whose friend has asked them to be a bridesmaid but they're also inviting their ex to be a groomsman.

Who was horrible. Yeah, who was horrible. And their ex's new girlfriend to also be a bridesmaid. And they're wondering, can I pull out of the wedding? That means you'd have to talk to your ex's new girlfriend about organising the hen's party. All of it. And all that jazz, which, I mean,

you just don't want to be in that situation. Someone texted and they said maybe this is the bride's way of uninviting her instead of saying directly that she doesn't want her to be there anymore. Oh, that's awful if that's the case. That's so bad. So we've asked, did you say no to being in the bridal party and why? Emily's called up. Hi, Emily.

Hi, Emily. Hello. What's the details? Why'd you pull out? I didn't pull out, but I Hi, Emily. Hello. What's the details? Why'd you pull out? I didn't pull out, but I wish I did. So I ended up having to pay for the bridal lunch get-together thing, and I had to come up with a whole heap of games and pay for those. And then she declined my little spa day,

and it was like a beauty day so we can make sure her skin was really nice and things like that before her wedding. Your friend turned into a bridezilla by the sounds, Emily. Oh, I think it was worse than a bridezilla. Really? So you did all this work, you don't feel

like she was grateful for it. Are you still friends? No, we're not friends, actually. She ended up cheating on her husband with a girl. No! Not too long after her wedding. Scandalosa!

Yeah, I'm still very good friends with her ex-husband now and his new partner. Well, that's nice. They are gorgeous. They are honestly a match made in heaven and they have a baby now and they're beautiful. It sounds like, Emily, that you had full right to pull out of that bridal party.

You weren't appreciated, you had to pay for everything and turns out she wasn't very nice. Yeah, I wouldn't have minded paying for things if it didn't like... If it was appreciated. If it wasn't so much attitude. Yeah. If it wasn't attitude, it would have been fine. There should be no attitude.

Thanks, Em. We appreciate it. Listen to this text. I said no to being in the bridal party as the bride said I could not cut my hair or plus or minus two kilos. I thought she was joking and then she pulled out a contract. It also included that I pay my own way in total and that I signed up to an international hen's do,

which we each as the bridesmaids paid her share. I said no, we are no longer friends due to the fallout. What's wrong with people? What is going through that person's mind when they're typing up that contract? Is this like a reality TV thing where people's idea of their own wedding has been so warped and they think they're someone on Selling Sunset or something like that? I don't know. That's just insane.

Kerry's here. Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hiya. Did you say no to being in someone's wedding? So not quite. So my friend asked me to be a bridesmaid. And I was all excited.

And for the whole week afterwards, we were flipping through wedding magazines. And she made up this Pinterest board. And we were sharing things together. And then life happened. And we kind of just slowly grew apart. Yeah. Kind of. And then so her and her fiance moved to Australia. And it was only just yesterday that I got an invitation to her wedding.

And I haven't heard from her since. So she basically ghosted me after asking me to be a bridesmaid. Oh, right. So she just kind of hasn't addressed it. Are you sad or are you kind of happy about it? Well, I kind of don't know. So she's a bit of a gamer, and so she contacts my or communicates with my teenage daughter through Discord.

And whenever my teenage daughter asks about the wedding or how planning's going, she'll change the subject or she'll delete it. The whole thing is so weird, Kerry. I need to know, are you going to the wedding? My husband wants to go, but I don't really want to go. It's weird. It's weird. Yeah, it is weird.

She's invited you to be a bridesmaid and then stopped talking to you and then forged ahead planning the wedding, but then still invited you to be a bridesmaid and then stopped talking to you and then forged a head plan in the wedding, but then still invited you to the wedding? Yeah, the wedding invitation is virtual as well. How long in between? Carrie? How long in between did she ask you to be a bridesmaid and then did you receive the invitation?

It's been about nine to ten months. Okay. Random. It is random from talking every day to now. I don't reckon you should go. It's got bad vibes to me, but it's your life. Go and have the free meal. Drink all the free drinks.

Go make a scene. Someone said I said no to being in the bridal party because my friend was marrying my ex-boyfriend. Yeah, that's fair. We're no longer friends. That's totally fair enough. I want to pull out, but I don't know how to tell my sister. I am the maid of honour, but I don't want any photos taken of me

and I can't stand the person she's marrying and one of the other bridesmaids. Any tips? Ooh, that's a tough one because it's your sister. It's your sister, yeah. You know, that's blood. What about this one? I knew my best friend was gay but he wasn't out for fear of his family.

I had asked him to be my best man prior to him coming out and he was all good with that. He did come out just before the wedding and then felt awkward about being my best man and wanted to pull out. After saying I still needed him and wanted him to be there, he agreed to just being a groomsman. So a great outcome for all. That's nice.

That is nice that it all worked out at the end, isn't it? Someone else said, my best friend was asked to be my bridesmaid. She pulled out as she was 36 weeks pregnant. She asked me to be hers, then retracted the offer because she wanted it to be her sister instead. We're still best friends. Okay, good. Everyone's happy.

Yeah, good you could get over that. I think pulling out of being a bridesmaid when you're 36 weeks pregnant is fair. I think that's totally fair enough. Yeah. What other good excuses is there? Couldn't be bothered. Couldn't be bothered.

Don't want to. Got malaria. Yeah, got, yeah. Yeah. Got't be bothered. Couldn't be bothered. Don't want to. Got malaria. Yeah, got, yeah. Yeah. Got chicken pox. Chicken pox, yeah. Yeah. Can't be bothered.

Shaved my head for cancer. Yeah. To donate it. Just be honest. I think you just got to be honest with people. That's the answer. Yeah. Just be honest and just say you don't want to.

We reported in the latest About half an hour ago That there were strong rumours Drake was about to cancel His New Zealand shows that were happening here In a couple of weeks time It's just been reported by Rolling Stone That he has cancelled both of those shows And his last two Australian shows too

There's always There's always like a short list of bull crap Excuses that they use Which one do you think he's gone with? I reckon he's gone with my feelings are pretty hurt with all the latest Drake stuff. With all the latest Kendrick stuff. He's gone with Kendrick's been mean to me.

Kendrick's been quite mean and I need to go home. No, it's not that one. He's gone for the classic scheduling conflict. There's been a shit, guys, there's been a shit. That's the worst excuse because. There's been a scheduling conflict for Drake's shows that he already moved. Is the scheduling conflict the fact that there wasn't

enough tickets sold? Possibly, probably. Why don't they just be honest and be like, there wasn't enough tickets sold for us. Hey, it's not financially viable for me to come and do this show. If artists did that I feel like more people then might

be enticed to buy tickets if they were going to buy tickets and then other people would just be like oh. And also boohoo you're a multi-millionaire. People have spent their hard earned money to book accommodation and flights and take time off work and they can't get that back. But all good.

No, you're good. She's in conflict. Yes. No worries. She's in conflict. We don't believe you. Yeah, yeah. Just tell the truth.

Didn't want to go to your dumb show anyway. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Someone get in touch with Kendrick. Tell him we've got new material for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time for Not Like

Us Part 2. This is Google Down where we endeavour to find out who is the fastest Googler on the show and producer Claudia is away today, so we do have a wild card entry into the game. Welcome, Amelia. Hello, mate.

Thank you. Hello, hello. Really levelled the playing field with Claudia being out of the game. Welcome, Melia. Hello, mate. Thank you. Hello, hello. Really leveled the playing field with Claudia being out of the game today. It does. Yeah. She's gone. And we don't know what kind of skills Melia's got. She could be a dark horse.

Maybe. Makes it anyone's game. So if you want to text through either Melia, Ella or Clint to 9696 and you could be winning 50k of sea chicken dollars. We'll play next. You think we're mad at Drake. What about this guy?

I see dead people. He's furious. He's furious. He did a whole Super Bowl halftime show about him. Bree and Clint. Just reiterating that news. Rolling Stone has just reported

that the Drake shows are cancelled. I don't know if anyone listening to this was going to Drake. I was going to go, but only because I had a free ticket. I just wanted to see what he would do. You know, I want to see what a Drake show in a post-Kendrick world looks like. Yeah, I've seen Drake a couple of times.

The shows were meant to be happening middle of next month, so it's like very late to be cancelling the shows. But yeah, unfortunately, they've reported it's off. It's off. Time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down

Punk. Alrighty, let's play. Kids, let's play. Claudia is away, so we have Amelia stepping in. Are you ready to play? Do you know the rules? Yes, I do know the rules. Wish me luck.

I've got long nails. Keep that in mind as well. How long? Oh, those are hard to type. Oh, damn. Yeah, exactly. That's good for us, Clint. Yeah. I am pretty long.

We'll see if it impacts your play. Here are the rules of everyone else playing along at home. I will read out the question. First person to Google it, yell out the correct answer. I'll give you a point. Cool. If you yell out the wrong answer, it does take you out of that question.

So just keep that in mind. First to three wins the game. Here we go. Question number one. Who won the 2002 NRL Grand Final? Sydney Roosters. Oh, nice!

You can hear Amelia tapping with her long nails. It's like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Did you ask that question last week? Yeah, you did. Maybe, so that means you should have got it wrong. One to Ella. Question number two.

Who invented headphones? No. Nathaniel Baldwin. Me. Nathaniel Baldwin. I said that too. I'll give one point to Clint. Oh, come on.

But it was damn close. I don't know about that. I think Clint was just louder. But I feel like it was hard to tell. Okay, question. You've just got good headphones. Number three. Thanks, Nathaniel.

How many number one hits has Katy Perry had? Hold on. Nine. No. Well done, Ella. Come and collect it. Damn. Amelia, are done, Ella. Come and collect it. Damn. Amelia, are you okay?

I'm trying my best. I am trying my best. I promise. It's a clicky. I thought I could cheat the system there and just go how many number ones KP had. Oh, yeah. Nah. That doesn't bring it up.

Okay. Nine hits for Katy Perry. That means two to Ella, one to Clint, none to Amelia. Here we go. Question number four. Come on, Melia. Hold on. Give me some time.

What's happening? What year was the movie A League of Their Own released? What was the movie? A League of Their Own. 1965. Damn it. Clint got in there with 1992. A League of Their Own, my favourite movie of all time.

Amelia, you've got to watch it. Okay, I will watch it. That means two to Clint, two to Ella. Oh! All comes down to this question. No, I'm shaking. Question number five. Imagine if Amelia makes a three-game point comeback.

She could. She could. She could. Unlikely, but she could. Hey, have hope. Have hope. I've got faith in you. Thank you.

Here comes question number five. How many species of bear exist in the world? Eight. Eight. Ella with a question mark. Eight. Eight. Ella with a question mark. No. What's the fact? It barks off the wind.

Emily, you correctly picked Ella to take our Google down, so we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thank you. My partner's also very excited. We just listened to that on speaker. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. You did it, Em. Congratulations. Nice work. You have's also very excited. We just listened to that on speaker. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. You did it, Em.

Congratulations. Nice work. You have a KFC for dinner. Amelia, you all good, mate? Yeah. No, I'm good. Baptism of fire, you know. Me and Ella are very good when Claudia's not here.

Maybe next time. Maybe next time. She's holding us back, Claudia is. She's holding us back. She can go to more weddings. That was great. You still on the Lime Scooters? You still get a Lime Scooter here and there?

Here and there. Yeah, why not? I caught up with a friend who's a DJ, and this is his full-time job. He's a DJ. You might have heard of him, DJ Severe. And he came off a Lime Scooter, broke his arm, and now he can't DJ. That's his livelihood. That's his livelihood.

He was out Lime Scootering with his livelihood. That's his livelihood. He was out lime scootering with his daughter. That's their favourite thing to do. So he wasn't lime scootering home from a night out. No, no, no, no, no. So he wasn't doing the wrong thing. No, he's doing arguably something pretty wholesome, which is a reminder that they're dangerous, those scooters. How did he come off so bad that he's broken his wrist?

He broke his whole arm. Yeah, how did he do that when he was lime scooting with his daughter? It wouldn't be that hard to do, you know? Yeah, I guess you put your arm down wrong. You put your arm out to stop yourself. Yeah. This comes on the back of footage in the news this week of someone riding a lime scooter down one of the busiest sections

of Auckland's Southern Motorway. This was a news story yesterday. He's on a Lime scooter on the fricking motorway. Yeah, but was he wearing a helmet? So you know how you joke. Was he not wearing a helmet? You know how some of those e-scooters have got a helmet

attached to these that you can choose to put on. Yeah. The scooter had a helmet attached to it and he wasn't wearing it. So he had no helmet. Do you think the imbecile that was riding a Lime scooter on the motorway has the smarts to put the helmet on? Are you surprised? Also, is anyone putting those helmets on there? But yeah, okay.

Yeah, they are. No, we don't want... Oh yeah, we pissed off some people before. I'm not saying don't wear a helmet. I caught up with a friend for coffee the other day. Just take your own helmet. And he walked into the cafe with a helmet. And I said, oh, are you a cyclist now?

Because I hadn't seen him for a bit. And he goes, no, no, lime scooter. But I ride so many of them now that I have my own helmet. Yeah, sweet. That's a good way to do it. Great way to do it. I mean, I'm not going to do it, but it is a good idea. I was wearing my skiing helmet at one point when I was riding them.

I saw these two women out where I live, so not in central Auckland on the weekend, and they were LimeScootering together, and they both had full motorcycle helmets, like closed-faced motorcycle helmets. That's extra safety. They look like Daft Punk e-scootering to a cafe. Did they look cooler? No. Did they look cooler than the Lime scooter helmet?

Did they look safe? Yes. Got it. But they wouldn't be able to talk to each other. Around the world, around the world. I thought we could take some calls this afternoon on e-scooter injuries, lime scooter injuries, beam scooter, flamingo, whatever the stupid scooter's called where you live.

They're really fun, but also gnarly. A friend of mine hit a scooter person with their car once. Did they? Everyone was okay. So your friend was driving the car or the scooter? The car. Wow. She told me that they came out of nowhere.

Yeah, I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone was fine, so it's all good. Okay, good. Yeah. But the person on the scooter was not happy, though. Oh, I just realised we're about to do the secret sounds coming up,

because everyone's calling up to guess the secret sounds, so no one's going to be able to get through. That's fine. Text us your Lime Scooter injuries. Text us, yeah. Okay, 9696. And we'll just share some next, you know. Lime Scooter, e-scooter injuries.

Someone's been filmed driving down the Auckland motorway on an e-scooter, which we didn't say, and we shouldn't have to say, but you're not allowed on the motorway on an e-scooter. Just because it's got wheels. You're not allowed on the motorway on a 50cc scooter, motorbike scooter. Don't worry. I think our audience is smart enough to know that.

Well, I thought so too. And I still do. I'll just leave it at that. What do you mean? No. You reckon there's people going, oh, what's wrong with that? Well, maybe. I don't know.

No, there's not. It's common sense. We asked, what's wrong with that? Well, maybe. I don't know. No, there's not. It's common sense. We asked, what's your hectic e-scooter injury? Someone said, a friend of mine broke both bones in his leg on the weekend on a lime scooter on their way to Electric Avenue. That's devastating because for two reasons. One, you broke your leg in two places. And two, you didn't even get to go to Electric Ave.

Yeah, that sucks big time. What about this one? Second year at university, a classmate came off a lime scooter drunk and broke both jaws. So it must be two people. Must be two people. Had to have their jaws wide shut for a few weeks and had a brain injury. See, that's hectic.

And that's why you should never get on them when you've been drinking. It's so dangerous. Like this. My partner broke both his wrists on an e-scooter. Too many beers. Yeah. Do you notice how most of these accidents are when people have been drinking and they use them?

They've started putting them away. Have you noticed they take them off the street at about 9 or 10 o'clock? It's smart. Which was annoying at first if you're like working late, but then you realise, oh, no, that's when all the drunk people are out. And you know what looks fun when you're drunk? A lime scooter. A lime scooter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about this one? I went straight over the front handlebars going over the train tracks in Christchurch. I bent the front wheel and grazed my hands and arms as a car went past. I hope they got a good laugh. They probably did.

I have my own e-scooter and I got the speed wobbles at 30 k's. I was flung off the thing and penguins slid on my belly across the ground. Lucky nothing was broken, but I was winded as hell. My partner asked if I'm okay, and all I could do was grunt. Ugh. God. Sliding is better than bouncing, I believe, in those situations.

Oh, I totally agree. Where was the one that was on K Road? Here it is. I was on a lime scooter outside Family Bar on K Road on Monday night. I got the speed wobbles and fell off, almost ripped my little pinky toe off and I was trying to laugh it off but I was so winded that it just sounded like this and I'm going to try and do the sound that they've written. And then you cry.

Oh, my God. I'm in so much pain. And everybody at Family Bar saw. And you still have to get up and take the photo of the lime scooter. You still have to click in, ride and take the photo on the scooter safely park? That is the most degrading moment of that person's life. Who here has been sucked into maths this year? Married at first sight, me. Me.

And last night they added a Clint. So it's like they're targeting me specifically. Yes, that is the reason they added him on the show. No one is called Clint. And I'm like, oh. I know like five Clint's. You don't. I think I do.

Okay, maybe you do. Some might be Clintons though, like you. Yeah. But. Every Clint is a Clinton. Yeah, I wonder if there's any just Clint's. No. Yeah.

No. It's a great question. Texas9696, are you just a Clint? Yeah, I wonder if there's any just Clint's. No. Yeah. No. That's a great question. Text us, 9696. Are you just a Clint? Yeah, Clint Eastwood is just Clint. No, he'll be a Clinton. Maybe. Maybe not.

Okay. Anyway, I have a friend who works in Aussie radio as a producer and her and I always discuss maths together. We love it. Yeah. And she told me last week, she was like, you would not believe who's coming in here for an interview next week. Blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, who? She goes, Billy from maths. I was like, he's my favourite one. The hot English guy. Oh, with all the tats. With all the tats. Yeah, he's neat. I love him.

Lovely fella. Anyway. I feel like he's about to get shafted by his partner though. Sierra? Yeah. Sierra. Anyway, she said to me, she's like, oh, I'll let you know if we get any good goss. And I was like, yeah, I'd love to know.

Anyway, apparently they asked him how much they get paid on the show. Oh, interesting. And I've done some research and I haven't been able to really find out how much maths contestants get paid. So I don't know if this is anywhere else, but she has told me what he said. Well, you pretty much have to leave your job to go on the show because they need you for like 10 weeks, don't they? Yeah, like three months.

Yeah, I mean, unless you leave early. Yeah, unless you leave early. Unless your workplace is really understanding and they love the show. I think it's good for business. Anyway, apparently. Do you think Ross Boss would let you go on MEFs? Absolutely not. Could be good though.

Because I think he cares about my mental well-being. Oh, true. Yeah. He'd be like, are you sure? He'd be like, mate, they'll eat you alive. You're already pretty unhinged. Also, aren't you in a long-term relationship? Oh, good point, yeah.

Anyway, they asked him how much they get paid and apparently Billy from Maths said they get paid $12.50 a week. Oh, yeah, okay. Which I thought was pretty good. Yeah. So that's, I believe, accommodation is obviously paid for and I don't think that covers food. Oh, so they have to go out and do their own.

I think so. No, you do because they do want you to live as a couple so you've got to go and do your own grocery shopping and stuff like that. And he also said apparently that they are also funding and buying all their own clothes that they wear on the show oh they've got to dress themselves yeah yeah okay they're dressing themselves as well um i it is good and it isn't good like it's all right it's better than what i thought yeah it's good money but at the same time they're using you

for like a multi-million dollar TV show. So they're still getting a better deal than you. And that's a great point. And I thought I want to do some research into the back end of this show, into what kind of contract these people sign. And I've done a little bit of digging and here's the biggest things that I've pulled out of what I've found. So apparently rumours, these are all alleged

and from past contestants what they have said, apparently they have to sign like between a 35 and 40 page document. Wow. Contract. Yeah. They're signing this huge contract and a lot of contestants have said there is a page in the contract that says please read and then it outlines some of the risks when going on the show.

So some of them are as follows. You may be shown in a way that you consider to be embarrassing. You and your partner may not result in a successful or compatible match. That's standard. You may receive a lot of public attention, including on TV, in newspapers, social media, and by paparazzi. You are not guaranteed financial rewards or fame by participating,

et cetera, et cetera. But the biggest thing that I found out from the contracts on maths that all the contestants sign is the legalities around if they break any of the rules in the contract and what... Happens to them. Happens to them. Yeah. So all of the people on maths, all their accounts

and social media are run by people from the show during the show airing. Yeah. So they don't have control over any of their social media nor can they comment or post on social media whilst the show is going toing. Yeah. So they don't have control over any of their social media, nor can they comment or post on social media whilst the show is going to air. Yeah. If they do, apparently they could be liable for $50,000 in damages.

So it's all in married at first sight's favour. Yeah. There's nothing in it that's for you. Yeah. Except you might get famous and you might find the love of your life But both of those things are a long shot to be honest It's pretty full on Very few people on that show have found the love of their life

And very few people have found true fame And you're signing your life away Essentially Where they can edit and Do whatever they want with the footage I still reckon they have thousands upon thousands of people Enter every year 100% because people want their 15 minutes of fame They want to either do whatever they want with the footage. I still reckon they have thousands upon thousands of people enter every year.

100%, because people want their 15 minutes of fame. They want to either, I don't know, get some followers to boost a business or just because they want to be an influencer. I mean, there's heaps of reasons. Or just to do it for the plot, you know? Or just to do it for, yeah, for the experience. We wanted to ask this afternoon, this is a real long shot. Is there anyone listening who has been

A contestant on a Married at First Sight Or A reality TV show before Just a reality show in general Have you been a contestant on a show Could have been The Block Could have been Maths We've done a few seasons of Maths

Was there a Family Feud Oh yeah Family Feud Although Family Feud I don't imagine they pay you any money. That's a game show. The Amazing Race. Was there an Amazing Race New Zealand? Yeah, surely there was an Amazing Race. Surely there was.

Biggest loser. Biggest loser. What about that one that they filmed somewhere in the South Island and people had to survive like out in the wilderness alone? Maybe that was cool. We'd love to know if you got paid to be on the show and did you have to sign some crazy contract and was it worth it?

Do you reckon it was worth it? Would you do it again? Yeah, would you do it again? Oh, 800 dials at M or text 9696 if you have been a contestant on a reality TV show before. Have you been a contestant on a reality TV show? We're talking about maths and how much the contestants actually get paid

to be on the show. It's a bit of a scoop, this. Yeah, a little bit of a scoop. A friend of mine, they had Billy on the show. So eventually it's going to come out, but we're getting it early. And he said that they get $1,250 a week to be on the show. But they've got to pay for their own food and their clothes for the dinner parties and stuff.

But don't pay for accommodation. Yeah. Yeah. But you'd still have to pay rent at your house. Yeah, true. So that $1,250 would have to cover your life that you're not living at the moment. So you wouldn't be making money, that's for sure.

No. So we want to know, were you a contestant on a reality TV show? Our producer Ella just chimed through and said she completely forgot, but you were nearly on a reality TV show. Our producer Ella just chimed through and said she completely forgot but you were nearly on a reality TV show. Yeah. I was a finalist. Like I talked to the producers. The show was when I was in primary and the show was for kids. It was called Camp Orange.

It's Nickelodeon. What are you doing Camp Orange? It's like a messy not survivor but like wacky kids are in teams and it's like a whole competition over episodes yeah so me and my friend Kaya did an audition tape of us being silly and like

personality. Why didn't they want you? I don't know we talked to them we literally talked to the producers we got a call back twice two years in a row what was the prize do you remember? would have been some cool like kids prize pack. Trip to Gold Coast or something. Nerf, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, there you go. That was cool. Someone texted through similar to you, Ellen. They said, I was on the Aaron Simpson show. Does that count? Oh, my gosh. Dream.

Kind of counts. Love that show. I don't imagine they're paying you to be on the Aaron Simpson show. Nah, probably not. But if you got to see them perform the Aaron Simpson show theme song live. I can't. Game over. I mean, it doesn't get better than that. I mean

the guy who produced that went on to produce Taylor Swift albums. What? Yeah. Jack Antonoff? No. Joel Little. The other one. Cool. He produced Royals. Yeah I know. That's what I mean. Shut up. The guy who produced the Aaron Simpson

and wrote the Aaron Simpson theme song also co-wrote Royals with Lorde. Aaron Simpson. And wrote the Aaron Simpson theme song. Also co-wrote Royals with Lorde. Aaron Simpson can put on her resume that she technically, like Taylor Swift, is a peer. Yeah, exactly right. Not a colleague. She's one of her contemporaries. Yeah, exactly.

Lisa's here. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi. Were you on the Aaron Simpson show? No, but also the Aaron Simpson show. What reality show were you on, Lisa? I was on Blind Date.

Blind Date? Yes, I remember Blind Date. Please tell me you're going to tell us it all worked out and you're still together with the person you got matched with. Holy shit, no. Can you at least tell us? I should know how reality shows work. Can you at least tell us, I should know how reality shows work. Can you at least tell us, Lisa, that Blind Dates is legit

and you were dating a real person who was also there for a date with somebody? Yeah, yeah, definitely. But the funny thing is he was the guy picking and we were all given a question. So we knew what to answer. Oh, you got his questions in advance. Yeah, yeah. We were all backstage together, like in a room together.

So you'd met him? They prepped you. No, no, the girls all together. Oh, girls in one room, guys in another room. But they prepped you with the questions that were going to be asked. Yeah, so we all sat down and wrote our questions and none of us had the same answer. Wow.

Interesting. Okay, scandalous. Still single, Les? Do you want us to set you up on another blind date? Oh, yeah, that'd be great. Okay. Hold there, we'll get your details. Hold the line.

Let's go to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. You were nearly on this reality TV show, but it didn't quite work out. Is that right? Yeah, basically because of the financial thing.

Okay. Oh, I'm so interested. What show was it? So it was My Kitchen Rules. Okay. And my sister and I really wanted to be on it. Yeah. And they don't really pay you, like, so they give you a per diem. This was nearly 10 years ago. Okay, and what's the per diem, like, that's money for you to live off, right, per day? Yeah, well, like to kind of like buy lunch and like that sort of thing. How much was it? It was only like $30 a day.

$30 a day? Yeah. That's nothing. Hopefully they would have covered the groceries to cook for all the people when, you know, it was your turn to cook. I have no idea. It would have been interesting. But the other all the people when, you know, it was your turn to cook? I have no idea. It would have been interesting. But the other thing was that they had all these crazy requirements for the house that

you cook in. Right. So, like, you had to have a giant kitchen. It had, like, a specific meterage. Okay. So, you had to have a big, nice kitchen. Yeah, you had to have a separate dining room. You had to have a room for the crew, which they suggested like a garage or something.

Okay. And then you had to have a separate green room for Pete and Manu. You had to get one of your bedrooms up for Pete and Manu. Yeah, yeah. Because they wouldn't, you know, they wouldn't hang out with the plebs in between. No, no, of course not. They're Pete and Manu.

Come on. I just picture you anonymous talking to your sister being like, what room should we put Pete and Manu. Come on. I just picture you, Anonymous, talking to your sister being like, what room should we put Pete and Manu in? Well, if we're putting him in your room, you're going to have to hide all your delicates. I told my mum and she was like, they can be in my room. Yeah, yeah. Mum's like, I'd love to have Manu in my bedroom.

It's so funny you say that, Anonymous, because there was this scandal years ago on My Kitchen Rules Australia where these people, they shot at this beautiful house on the canals in Noosa, which would be worth millions and millions and millions. And they acted like it was the people's home, but it turns out the production company rented it, but they were trying to play it off that it was theirs and then it all came out. Yeah. Well, there you go. Oh, well, what could have been anonymous, right?

What kind of what? Would you go on it now? Would you go on the show now? Oh, would I go on it? Yeah, I probably would. I probably would. But not for $30 a day. Not for $30.

No. You have to up the price a little bit. Thanks, anonymous. Someone texted and said, I was on Piha Rescue. As what, though? Being rescued, I hope. Yeah. Were you the lifeguard or the one being rescued?

Okay, let's do birthday bangers. If you want to know yours, 0800-DIAL-ZM. The number one song on your 16th birthday. The birthday banger phone lines are open right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. All I want for my birthday is a birthday bM. Here we go. Birthday Banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. That equals your birthday banger. And we'll do three. Paige is going to go first. Good afternoon, Paige. Hi, Paige. Afternoon. How are we? Good.

Thank you, mate. What have you been up to today? Not a lot. Just today I do shift work, so I've just been cruising. Oh, lovely. Okay, well, thanks for calling through. What is your date of birth? 28th of August, 1996. All right, that means you were 16, Paige, in the year 2012. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger.

These old stars don't look like they're fading. Don't look like they're ever going away. Congratulations. Here's your birthday banger. Guy Sebastian and Lupe Fiesco, Battle Scars. It's a banger. What do you reckon, Paige? Yeah, not too bad. I do remember that from the old charters. It's the best song Guy Sebastian will ever release. You reckon?

Yep. He's never going to top that. And I love it. I'm saying I love it, but he'll never top that song. Okay. Yeah. It's a good one, Paige. It's a really good one. It's a good one.

It's definitely the best song Guy Sebastian's ever done with Lupe Fiesco. Well, yeah. Elizabeth is going to go next. Hi, Elizabeth. G'day, Elizabeth. Hi. Where have you been? What have you been up to, Elizabeth, today?

Where have you been, Elizabeth? Where have you been all my have you been up to, Elizabeth, today? Where have you been, Elizabeth? Where have you been all my life? I work in Thames, so I've been just at work today. In Thames. Okay, lovely. I've been to the hospital there, emergency room one time. Have you? Yeah.

Wasn't my favourite. No. But they looked after me really well, so there you go. Good review of Thames Hospital. Why were you in the Thames Hospital? I don't know this story. I cut my arm open and needed stitches. Remember?

Nah. A few years ago. Oh. We had to drive. That was the closest hospital. Yeah, okay. I'm glad you're okay. Yeah.

Shout out to the Thames Hospital. Shout out to the Thames Emergency Room. Elizabeth, what is your birthday? 10th of the 6th, 1986. Right, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on that particular day, this was at the top. Ashanti icon, that's foolish. What do you reckon, Elizabeth?

Yeah, not too bad. Yeah, a bit of childhood in there. I quite like it. Who doesn't love a bit of a shanty? She's great. We've got one more birthday banger to do, and that's for Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

Hello. Whereabouts are you? What do you know, Michelle? I am in Christchurch and just finished the day, working for the day. So, yeah, happy to be home. Lovely. Good to hear, Michelle. Hey, what is your birthday?

29th of July, 1977. Right, that means you were 16 in 1993. And on that particular day, this was at the top. You be 40. In the 40s What do you reckon, Michelle? Oh, yeah, I'm happy with that. That's the soundtrack of many a 90s house party, that one. Isn't it?

My parents put this CD on every time we had people over. Would have got a lot of use, that CD, I reckon. Okay, what do you reckon, Michelle? It's Battlescars. It's Battlescars, what do you do, Michelle? It's Battle Scars. It's definitely Battle Scars. It's Battle Scars. Easily Battle Scars. Paige with Battle Scars.

Paige, congratulations. You're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Amazing. Sounds fantastic. Put that on your LinkedIn page, am I right? Go on then. Have you heard that one before? Have a good hour, though.

Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. Battle Scars. Winner of Birthday Banger today. Bree suggested it's the Greatest Guy Sebastian song of all time, which I'm open to. Are you sure it's better than Angels Bought Me Here? That would be second. Is it better than Like a Drum? Oh, I forgot about this.

This is good, yeah. What a banger. This is probably my favourite Guy Sebastian song, Who's That Girl? Just go ask her. Just go up to a guy and ask her. I like it like that. He's got such a huge back catalogue of bangers. In all seriousness, though, this could be a contender. What about Guy Sebastian and Jordan Sparks, Art of Love? This one was good. Have you ever heard Guy Sebastian's brother? No. He's a singer as well.

Oh, yeah, he was on The Voice recently, eh? Sounds exactly the same. Yeah. Also a fantastic singer. Did Guy Sebastian hit the buzzer for his brother? I think so. I hope so. I think he recognised his voice.

Next on the show, iconic movie. There is an iconic movie from the 2000s that's looking like getting a sequel, isn't it? Yeah, like this might be the most quotable movie from the 2000s ever and it looks like we're getting a number two. We'll talk about it next. Bree and Clint. Don't know about you guys but one of my favourite most quotable movies ever is White Chicks. You showed

me White Chicks for the first time last year when we did the movie marathon. And you loved it. It's a very good movie. It's very funny. It's from the Wayans Brothers. Wayans Brothers. And if Brothers. Wayans Brothers. And if you didn't know that, they are actually brothers in real life. And then they have other

famous brothers and they're all super talented. But they wrote that movie and they also are the writers of the scary movie films. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, rumours are going around after one of them appeared on Good Morning America and they were asked about White Chicks 2

and he's like, I've always wanted to make a White Chicks 2. Yeah. And the rumour mill is swirling even more because recently both of them signed on to make some more scary movies. So they're already doing that. Yeah. And so I reckon it could be on the cards that we're going to get a White Chicks 2.

I'm here for it. I know we're living in the era of sequels, but I'm here for that one. That's good. That's a long time coming, that one, for sure. Yeah. I thought to celebrate the potential The only line I can do from that one I think that movie is. From which one? From White Chicks. Yeah.

What a beautiful chocolate man. And then the laugh. What a beautiful chocolate man. That's right. So good. Speaking of quotes, I thought to celebrate, we could have a bit of a White Chicks quote off.

Oh, fun. Okay. Essentially how the game works, producer Ella has been beavering away behind the scenes, grabbing iconic quotes, some more than others from White Chicks, and she will play it for us and then we'll take it in turns where we have to finish the quote. Okay, great.

We are starting off pretty hard for fun. A hard one to start off, okay. We're starting off strong, okay? So you're going to play the snippet and that's going to lead you in. It's going to stop and then you have to finish the watch. You jump in. Who do you want to go first? I'm going to start strong. Bree, you go first. Here we go.

Your mother's so old It's just quick. And she breastfeeds like this. Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this. Yes. I was close. No, you got it. That's so impressive. And her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this. Yes. I was close. No, you got it.

Yeah, that's close. That's so impressive. And her breast milk is powdered. She breastfeeds like this. So good. All right, round two. Clint, this is for you. So freaking pissed.

Oh. Oh, that stumped me too. Really? I got... So freaking pissed. No, I got no idea. Do you want to have a stab at it? So freaking pissed. You'll know it when you hear it.

So freaking pissed. I'm going to have a BF. I'm going to have a BF. That's so good. I'm going to have a BF. These are quotes from white chicks. Round three. Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.

Boom! Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean. Okay, okay. Let me get you something else. Dr. Phil! I'm going to get you someone else. Professional help. I'm going to get you professional help, Dr. Phil.

I don't think I studied white chicks as closely as you. Round four. Come on, Clint. I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow. I got this one. But he made me look like Kirstie Alley. But he made me look like freaking Shrek. I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow.

I get off the surgery table looking like freaking Shrek. It's ridiculous. So quotable. Okay, number five. These are white chicks quotes. Damn, little lady. You so can't put it away. That's Terry Crews.

Yeah, yeah, so they're at the table. What happens after that? She's eating. And she kind of laughs and then farts, maybe? Damn, little lady, you so can't put it away. You're so funny. You're so funny. You're so funny. That's just cracked.

Okay, one more. Brinkman, both going. No, this is my chance for redemption. You got it. You got it. Your mother shops at Saks. What? Come on.

You got this one. This is the one. I have no idea. Ready? Say it with me. Okay. Oh, you want to talk about mothers. You want to talk about mothers.

Your mother shops at Saks. What? Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers. Oh, my God. You want to talk about mothers. Oh, you want to talk about mothers. Crazy. I think I need to re-watch the first one before I watch the potential white chicks, too. You won't regret it.

Which could be going. Brie and Clint. Big song on the ZM playlist right now is Dochi, Denial is a River. Let's go. People might recognise that part. And I thought you and I could give it a go this afternoon. How hard, because she's obviously done

that in the booth, hasn't she? She's recorded that breathing, it's like hyperventilating almost. It's very recognisable too. Isn't it? It's like hyperventilating almost It's very recognisable too Isn't it? Yeah, yeah It's like quite catchy almost, hey And I thought you and I could give it a go

And see if we can recreate it Do the Dochi Challenge Yeah Can I hear it? Can I hear it again? Yeah, of course, of course you can So this is the bit we're going to try and do It's almost like lyrics that you have to remember, isn't it? It's so hard.

There's so much. Okay, one more break. Hang on, sorry. Okay, yeah. It's quite hard, eh? You can go first. No, I don't want to go first. You said you were going to go first.

It's your idea. You can go first. I'm just seeing if it's in the lyrics where you can kind of copy the breaths. Okay, I'll give it a go. Okay, here it comes. This is Bree taking on the doji challenge. Three, two, one. Jeez, not bad.

God, it kind of hurt my lungs. Yeah. If we took out the doji bit underneath that and just posted the clip of you without doji underneath. Maybe it could kind of be recognisable. Well, I don't know. I think you would look like you were possessed. It hurt my cheeks. You want to give it a crack?

No, but I'll do it anyway. Okay. Go on, mate. You got it. Three, two, one. Ha-ha. Oh-ho-ho-ha. Oh-ha.

Ho-ha. Ho-ha. Ho-ha. Ho-ha-ho-ha. One. Oh, my God. I went straight down to the ZM lol basement. Oh, my God. Okay. Ella, as an impartial referee, Ella, if you had to pick a winner of the Dochi Challenge. Definitely Bree. I reckon Clint had it.

I think he's in the wrong profession. Wow, Clint. That was like a robot. Don't put this one on TikTok, okay? I think this one's going on profession. Wow, Clint. That was like a robot. Don't put this one on TikTok. I think this one's going on TikTok. You know what I like? You know what I liked? You commit it.

And I appreciate it. I wanted to win. I think you did. If it was up to me, I reckon you won. For sure. Don't clip this one. No, don't clip it. No, don't.

And to be honest, I know I will be so embarrassed by myself, but I just want people to see Clint. Taking a bullet, Bree, aren't you? I know, for the people, for the people. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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