ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th January 2022

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Kia ora everybody, hello and bula vinaka to our Fijian listeners Oh, bula bula! Welcome to the Brian Clint Show You went to Fiji for Treasure Island one year, didn't you? I did, one of my favourite things about filming in Fiji was not the weather No, too humid It was so humid, or it was pouring rain.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Hot rain though. And hot rain. It was the people. God, they're nice people over there. They're the most wonderful people. Lovely humans. And I miss them. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:00:35 We haven't been able to go there. I'd love to go to Fiji right now. Yeah. And as a guy with a couple of kids, any holiday is a frigging mission. But I reckon Fiji's a doable holiday. You have to go to one of the resorts that has like a kids. Yeah. What's it called?
Starting point is 00:00:51 It's like a kids club. Yeah, kids club. I'm pretty sure the resort we stayed at for when we filmed Treasure Island had a kids club. Yeah. Get some wonderful Fijian nanny to look after the kids. Be pretty nice. While Luce and I go and drink pina coladas in the pool.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Yeah, that'd be lush Fucking COVID I just want to go to Australia Yeah, Australia's nice Have you been? Yeah, I've been Maybe once or twice Not recently You've got to watch out
Starting point is 00:01:19 For the kangaroos Yeah, they're very vicious They'll get you Do you want some podcast news That happened the other day? Yes It's unusual news But it's exciting news Oh, okay This sounds quite big Yeah, they're very vicious. They'll get you. Doing some podcast news that happened the other day. Yes! It's unusual news, but it's exciting news. Oh, okay, this sounds quite big.
Starting point is 00:01:29 So, oh, I had a build-up before that. Oh, you had a build-up, yeah, yeah. Well, the build-up's every week I'll get, like, a chart. Are we number one? Yeah, we're always number one. Don't worry about that. Yeah, it's standard. And a chart of, like, where we rank.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Do we come out of the 200? Do we come into the 100? All that kind of stuff. Starting to rate in Estonia In Europe Welcome Estonia Is that a beer or No that's a strala dam Yeah starting to rank up there
Starting point is 00:01:57 I think that's probably me Because one of my good friends Dates in Estonian Really You've never mentioned that Hang on there's more When did you want me to do the drum roll Ah shit Oh was that the thing Because one of my good friends dates an Estonian. Really? You've never mentioned that. Okay, hang on, there's more. When did you want me to do the drum roll?
Starting point is 00:02:08 Ah, shit. Oh, was that the thing? Was that it? Yeah, sorry. Do it again. You've met him. Who? Mike. Starting to rate an Estonian.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Mike. The Estonian. Mike the Estonian. Mike. No, it's not a joke. It's probably a real person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, yeah. I haven't met him. No, you haven't met joke. It's probably a real person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Yeah. I haven't met him. No, you haven't met him. I think, Ben, you've met him. Maybe. That'll be it. His iTunes will still be linked to his Estonian account. And he just wants to keep up to date.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Well, shout out to all our Estonian listeners. You know what I think of when I think of Estonia for some reason? Did you guys ever see that? Estonehen for some reason? Did you guys ever see that? Estone Hinge. No. Did you guys ever see that movie? It's from the 80s or maybe the early 90s and it's called Encino Man. No.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Nah. Bicentennial Man. And it's where this kid who's in high school starts digging a pool in his backyard because he wants to be cool and he thinks if he can dig his own pool and have a pool for the summer, he'll be cool. Anyway, he starts digging up his backyard and he finds a frozen caveman in his backyard. What?
Starting point is 00:03:15 And then he thaws him out. Yes, I know this plot line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? He was so attractive when he was younger. He played George of the Jungle. Oh, Brendan Fraser. Brendan Fraser plays the caveman.
Starting point is 00:03:28 It's a great movie. Yeah, he would be the perfect caveman. He was really good, yeah. But great film if you want to see it. Encino Man, it's called. And I don't know why I just think of Estonia, I just think of cavemen. Estonia, the country in northern Europe,
Starting point is 00:03:43 borders the Baltic Sea and the Gulf of Finland, including more than 1,500 islands in Estonia. Whoa. Its diverse terrain spans rocky beaches. That's what I pictured too. I think that's the stone part of Estonia. Oh, yeah. Old growth forest and many lakes. Formerly part of the Soviet Union.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Yeah, that's why my friend Mike left and came here. formerly part of the Soviet Union. Yeah, that's why my friend Mike left and came here. It's dotted with castles, churches, hilltop fortresses. Damn. And the capital is known for its preserved old town museums. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:20 And TV towers. Here's a question for you guys. If you could go on a holiday and you can only go to one place in the world right now, where would you go? Holland. What did you say? Holland.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I thought you said home. You've been there already. This might be your last chance. It's been a while. My grandma's turning 90. I have a theory that every country is better the second time because the first time
Starting point is 00:04:41 you're feeling it out, you're unsure about the language, the money, the culture, the food. You don't't know where to eat you don't know where to go second time boom live like a local that's why i want to go back to italy because i reckon i would do it so much better what about you bray i'll probably go i've got so anywhere from australia anywhere yeah well yeah that's why i was saying it off the whole like reunion type anywhere i mean obviously i want to go home and see my family, but anywhere in Europe, because I've never done anywhere in Europe. I'd probably go to Spain or Greece or Italy, one of those.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I'd go India. Change it. Why are you not going to Italy first? Why is that not number one? Because I know that I'm eventually going to go there sometime in my life. No, but you said this might be the last country you ever go to. No, I'm just saying. In this hypothetical. Oh, country you ever go to. No, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:05:25 In this hypothetical. Oh, then I'd go to Italy. I see you doing one. See where my nonna and nono grew up. I see you doing one of those six-month type, like, rent a house, live there. I'd love to go. Do a bunch of cooking type vibes. Yeah, I'd love to. You know, people do do that.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Yeah. It's more common than you'd think. I'd love to go to where my nonna and nonna grew up and see the pub that they owned in this little village and do all that kind of thing. That'd be so cool. Do you reckon you're too old for a contiki? Nah, I'm not too old. No way, nah.
Starting point is 00:06:00 What is the cut-off age? It's 29, isn't it? Oh, shit. No, I think it might be 35. I'm in. I would say they do. And then you go on to the one above it, like the top deck or something. Like you move into the next age category.
Starting point is 00:06:15 There is a next bracket. Top deck's a vibe. You can still do it. They probably just put all the 30-year-olds together and all the 25. I hope so. I really hope so. Okay, Contiki, social travel for 18 to 35-year-olds together and all the 25. I hope so. I really hope so. Okay, Contiki, social travel for 18 to 35-year-olds. There you go.
Starting point is 00:06:30 That is such a broad area. I was going to say, too broad. Too broad. Because as a 35-year-old, you don't really want to be traveling with 18. They need Contiki and they need Contiki Plus. Yeah. And what's the cutoff? 18 to 24.
Starting point is 00:06:46 No. 18 to 25 or 26. Anastasia wants to go younger. You reckon? No, guys. 18 to 25, I reckon, and 25. Anastasia just doesn't want to be the old one. So she wants to bump the age.
Starting point is 00:07:00 No, but I look at myself and I'm like, I'm 24. And our ideas of what we'd be getting up to would be very different still. To an 18-year-old? Well, no, to a 35-year-old. No, so that's why we... Yeah, no, no, I know, but... Listen to her.
Starting point is 00:07:18 I don't know, but now I'm different to an 18-year-old. Listen to the elitists in there not wanting to hang out with you and I, Clint. Or you, Ben, for that matter. You're not in her age bracket either. No, but Ben can come because we need everything together. There's not three age brackets. No, there's two. And I think it's 18.
Starting point is 00:07:36 To 25. Nah. Nah. It's older. It's older. I think it's 27. I think it's 18 to 27. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:43 And then 28 to 35. Yeah, 28 to 35. I think it's 18 to 27 and then 28 to 35. I would say that. Because I have no problems hanging out with 28 year olds. Do you have a problem hanging out with 24 year olds? But if someone asked me to hang out with Anastasia, I'd be like no thank you. I don't you know, want to catch COVID.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Is that joke on the show yet? Anastasia is the super spreader Or at least will be That's being avoided Is it? This is fine No but it's a conversation Where we were all talking
Starting point is 00:08:14 About our summers And we were being realistic That Anastasia would have been The most likely person to catch it Because you were getting around She was oozing the booze Okay You might say that about me
Starting point is 00:08:24 With COVID But I know for sure Clint was probably, when he was my age, spreading different things. Gonorrhea. I was not, thank you very much. You were spreading hugs and kisses. I was spreading positivity and joy.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Chlamydia. You can't start there. It's obviously a joke, Ben. Don't say that, because now it sounds like it could be it does yeah it's like don't say that you can't say that on here it's too realistic you can't say that oh okay um you know where else i'd love to go on a holiday uranus squirtland oh yeah you're sc Scottish, aren't you? My dog's squirtle.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Squirtish? I'm Scottish. Are you Scottish? Yeah. I probably am a bit Scottish because my dad's European. Yeah, hot. That's not how it works. I've had a bit of Scottish in me before.
Starting point is 00:09:17 End it now. You had someone's bagpipe. I called him Lasse. No, she had a big cat. No. Let's end it. I'm him Lasse. No, she had a big cat, no. No, she didn't. I'm Clint Roberts. Had a bit of a smug dick.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Hi, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Good afternoon, guys. Happy hump day, Leshko. Good attitude, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clem. Good afternoon, guys. Happy hump day, Leshko. Good attitude, mate. That's nice. I'm here for it. First week back.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah. I mean, talk to me four weeks in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be a different team. Nah, you're still riding high. I'm still riding high. It's good. Yeah, it's good. Gotta ride these vibes. I love it.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Until at least Thursday. We've both had a bit of a chaotic morning, especially you. You've had bloody stuff going on everywhere. I'm surprised you're even here. I know, I was going to chuck a sickie, but then I thought three days in, not a good look. Plus, I need those days for when I get Omicron. I was going to say, chucking a
Starting point is 00:10:17 sickie these days is probably not the same as it was a couple of years ago. I think it's quite a good time to chuck a sick sticky though because... More believable. Well, you might have to do 24 days of managed isolation, you know? I get a cold and Ross is like, don't come in until February. For 24 days.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Yeah, yeah, that sounds lovely. Anyway, no, no, we're professionals and we're both here and we are ready to party, everybody. I've got something on the show after 4 o'clock. I know that is a very long tease, but just after 4 o'clock, I have something that is one of the best pieces of audio I've heard all year. Really? Slash last year even.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Do I know about this? You don't know about it. It's even a surprise for you. Okay. The producers got to hear it early, and I've never seen them laugh so hard in my life. Really? It's even a surprise for you. Okay. The producers got to hear it early and I've never seen them laugh so hard in my life. Really? It's so good. My birthday is coming up. Did you finally get me that message from
Starting point is 00:11:11 Dan Carter? Oh, it's a message. Yeah. You'll have to stick around. Okay. Well, that's coming up. Very good. When? Just after four? Just after four o'clock. Okay. Before then, your chance to win some cash right now with Tradie vs Lady. The ladies off to a stonker. Back-to-back
Starting point is 00:11:28 wins in 2022. They've got two wins in 2022. Can they get three? If you're a lady or a tradie who wants to play with us, you should call us right now. 0800 DIALZM. There's 50 bucks up for grabs all thanks to our mates at KFC. We'll play Tradie vs Lady
Starting point is 00:11:43 after Doja Cat. This is Woman on ZM Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. The ladies picking up the first two wins
Starting point is 00:12:00 of the year, sitting at two. The tradies yet to have a win in 2022. Let's get a lady on. They've got momentum. Our ladies' day is 24 years old from Tamaki Makoto, and she met Ed Sheeran three times in one week. What? Welcome to the show, Alice.
Starting point is 00:12:15 G'day, Alice. That's a weird way of saying you dated Ed Sheeran. I wish. How did you meet him three times in one week? Well, I was with a very good friend who's a great celebrity stalker. So that was twice. And then the other time was we knew about.
Starting point is 00:12:35 So, no, very lucky. Did you pay for a meet and greet? Oh, no, we're losing her. Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice. We'll put Alice on hold. See if we can get Alice back.
Starting point is 00:12:50 We'll go to Weasley in the meantime. G'day, Weas. Hi, Weas. Yeah, g'day. How are you? Yeah, g'day. Weasley's 21 years old. He's from the Waikato and he has 99,000 TikTok followers.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Whoa. What have you been doing on the talk, Weasley? Oh, I like to think I'm kind of funny. Right. Wait, are you the farmer? I am a father. No, the farmer. The one that does the...
Starting point is 00:13:15 Oh, the farmer, sorry. Yeah, the farmer. Yeah, I follow you and I think you follow me. Yeah, I know. I had to harass you on the radio to get a follow back. Yeah, I do recall you, Wesley, and I remember I followed you and I've been seeing your videos pop up ever since. Very funny.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Okay, Wesley, your buzzer is tradie. Alice, are you back with us? Yes, I'm here. Perfect. Your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is going to get 50 bucks worth of KFC. Good luck, guys. All right, here we go, guys.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Question number one. What's the name of the main airport in London? Lady. Yes, Alice? Heathrow. That is correct. She's on the board with one point. Question number two.
Starting point is 00:13:53 The reboot of Sex and the City, it's called And Just Like That, is currently streaming on Neon. How many Sex and the City movies are there? Lady. Yes, Alice? There's two. There is two. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:14:06 You've got two points. Wesley? Two too many. The first one was good. Was it? Yes. You haven't seen them, so you don't get to comment. No, but it's fun to throw shade at stuff you don't understand.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Well, you're loving the reboot. I love the reboot. I'm going to have to watch the movie. Now you need to go back and watch the actual show, which is even better. All right, two to Alice. Wesley, you need this one to stop her, okay? Okay. All right, question number three.
Starting point is 00:14:31 The Australian Open tennis competition is on at the moment. Name a famous tennis player. Brady. Wesley. Wesley. Novak Djokovic. That is correct. Novak Djokovic. One to correct. Novak Djokovic.
Starting point is 00:14:46 One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. Buzz in when you know who sings this song. Alice is in. Alice is in there. Shawn Mendes. She's done it. She's a lady. She's a lady.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Wesley, you might be funny, but it turns out you're a bit stupid, mate. You can't win this one. Me too, Wes. Who wrote this question? Me too. We did. Hey, Alice, you're the champ.
Starting point is 00:15:19 50 bucks KFC coming your way. Well done. Thank you so much. Killed it. Brie and Clint. Zed and Br Bree and Clint. Zin in Bree and Clint. That's Naked and May Muller. It's called Bitter Days.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Should be in your DMs, Ben. Sorry, I was just having an off-air conversation. Well, whatever you can say to Ben, you can say in front of us. Well, that's why I said it. Okay. Yeah. I was just saying I sent him a DM about some theme music I want for this chat we're about to have.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Okay, sure. Because I want to talk themed weddings. Are you having one? Maybe. What would be the theme for your wedding? Booze. Regret. Regret.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Not a great theme for a wedding, regret, is it? I reckon it'd be country themed maybe. Oh, no. Grow up. Wouldn't mind a bit of that. Everyone has to wear denim. What's that got to do with your partner, though? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:11 It has to be a theme for both of you and she's a sotty truck. Yeah, I'll get back to that. Doctors and nurses? What has that got to do with me? You get to see the doctor every now and then and she's a nurse. Well, this might have a few ideas in it because there's a couple, a story about a couple who it's ended in a fight when one of them has said they really want a particular type of theme
Starting point is 00:16:37 for the wedding. Okay. And they're very set on the theme. And the theme that the one person wants is Titanic themed. A Titanic themed wedding? Yes. So it's two grooms. One of the grooms is super keen on having a Titanic themed wedding.
Starting point is 00:17:00 He's obsessed with the Titanic movie. Yeah. So he has said he wants... It's a terrible metaphor for a relationship, by the way. But yeah, go on. He wants to decorate an old hall like the Titanic dining room with absolutely everything themed around the Titanic or the 1910s. He wants an iceberg wedding cake.
Starting point is 00:17:21 He also wants his fiancée and him to do their first dance to Celine Dion. Right. And then what else? You could have violin players. Yeah, he wants violin players. He also wants them to dress up as, one of them dresses up as Jack and the other one dresses up as a male version of Rose. Oh, a male version of Rose.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Well, they're two grooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would a male version of Rose because obviously... Oh, a male version of Rose. Well, they're two grooms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And... What would a male version of Rose look like? Probably like a proper rich... Right, okay. You know how Jack was like, you know, from the... Third class.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Third class and Rose was from the upper class. Right, okay. Anyway, it's ended in an argument because... One of them could draw the other one nude. That'd be a fun part of the wedding too. No, that could be on the Bucks tonight. That'd be on the Bucks tonight. Anyway, it's ended in an argument because the other one does not like the Titanic,
Starting point is 00:18:15 doesn't like the film and doesn't want a Titanic-themed wedding. No, and that's what I was saying to you before. It has to be appropriate for both of you. Well, he said he'd compromise and he wouldn't mind some Titanic references here and there but the other one broke down in tears and said this has been my dream. I can tell which
Starting point is 00:18:34 one is the dramatic one in the relationship. This has been my dream forever and I want it. So, I think and this is my sort of ethos, my mantra when it comes to relationships. If your partner wants it badly and you don't really care,
Starting point is 00:18:52 just give them what they want. Like unless the other partner really wants a certain type of wedding, which it doesn't sound like he does. That's different. Then just let them have it. What do you care? It kind of sounds fun. It does sound fun.
Starting point is 00:19:03 And if he's so, like, if he's so set on it, and it's obviously been a dream of his, I agree with you, just give it to him. Just give it to him. Make him happy. You know? Is it going to hurt you? Unless you wanted, I don't know, like a Pixar-themed wedding. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:17 You could compromise, I guess, and do another. Obviously, he's a Leonardo DiCaprio fan. Could you do other Leonardo DiCaprio-themed movies? You could have a Great Gatsby wedding. A Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of Wall Street wedding would be fun. That would be a fun wedding. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:30 You know, just do a bit of everything. Yeah. It got me thinking though, because a themed wedding is quite unusual. I've never been to a themed wedding. I've never been to a themed wedding either. I'd really want to go to a themed wedding. Yes. I know I've heard of Harry Potter weddings going down.
Starting point is 00:19:46 A Harry Potter one? Yes. I've also heard of a Avatar wedding. Not the blue Avatar. The other the last airbender Avatar. Oh, gotcha. You know that one? I've heard of an Avatar themed wedding which is so niche but
Starting point is 00:20:01 it's their wedding so they went for it. What did they do? I wonder what they did in the vows for the Harry Potter one. Were they like, you may now touch wands? You know? True. It'd be so much fun to have. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have they been to a themed wedding or did they have their own themed wedding?
Starting point is 00:20:21 Did you have a themed wedding, yeah. Or did you hear of someone having a themed wedding and what was it? Yeah, totally. I'd love to hear about it. Okay, you can call us on 0800 DIAL ZM or you can text us on 9696 and we'll get your story on as well. Have you been to or hosted a themed wedding before? Can't wait for these.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah. This afternoon we're discussing themed weddings. After a couple had a big disagreement when one of them wanted to have a full Titanic-themed wedding, the other one said, I don't like the Titanic, we're not doing that. Yeah. Then the other one chucked a tantrum and said,
Starting point is 00:20:59 this is my dream. Why do you hate me? I'm obviously marrying the wrong person. Just give me the wedding. And just like the Titanic, their relationship was sunk. Yep. And one ended up on a big door floating in the ocean. Yep.
Starting point is 00:21:13 And one of them froze to death. So we want to know, have you had or attended a themed wedding before? Because they sound fun, but are they, you know, there's a lot of Edmund involved as well. I'm so excited to hear about these because you just don't really hear about them. So let's get Kira on. Hi, Kira. Hi.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Now, before we were talking about a Harry Potter themed wedding, and was it your wedding or did you attend a Harry Potter themed wedding? I know my sister had a Harry Potter themed wedding. Did she? She did. Who was she from Harry Potter themed wedding? I know my sister had a Harry Potter themed wedding. Did she? Yes, she did. Who was she from Harry Potter? They weren't like dressed up or anything.
Starting point is 00:21:50 She just had like all of the decorations and stuff and the cape was Harry Potter. Oh, see, I don't like that. Right. A fake owl and stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:57 So she didn't go in like Hogwarts robes or anything to her wedding? No, but she had like Deathly Hallows like hair, like in her hair. Oh yeah, okay. Also but she had like deathly hallows like hair, like in her hair. Oh yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Also, she had little touches here and there. Did they serve butterbeer? No, it was like a, it was kind of a Harry Potter-y grazing table moment. Oh, okay. Oh, delightful. Was there like wizard stuff in their vows? No, not really.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I don't think he was super into Harry Potter, so he just kind of let her be all good decorating. Please tell me there was a game of Quidditch at the wedding reception. Oh, I so wish, but my brothers would have absolutely ruined that. Oh, they'd go too hard. Yeah, right. Okay, interesting.
Starting point is 00:22:40 It sounds like they've gone 50-50 on the theme there. It's tasteful. Yeah. But you get your point across. But you still get to wear a nice dress. Thanks, Cara. Let's get Lee on. Kia ora, Lee.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Hi, Lee. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. Was it your wedding or did you attend? Oh, it was yours. Cool. What was the theme? Well, it was our wedding, but it was also my now husband's 50th birthday.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Okay. Wait, so you wrapped your wedding and your husband's 50th into the same day? Yes, but none of our guests knew. Okay. They were coming. So we had a casino royale. We had gambling tables, DJ, all that sort of stuff. He got all dressed up and we said to our guests,
Starting point is 00:23:19 come as Black Pie After Five or one of your favourite James Bond characters. And everyone really threw themselves into it. So they all rocked up. It was the 50th. We did the whole birthday to him first and then let everyone kind of calm down 15 minutes later. And then my husband got up and said, by the way, we're getting hitched. And the war was heard through the whole place. It was amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:40 That's fantastic. I love that, Lee, because the theme is obviously for the night, gambling, which is pretty much marriage. It's a gamble. Funnily enough, when we were saying our vows, I dressed the room up with cut-out girls, you know, with the guns out and, you know, all this kind of stuff. It looked really cool.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Where we ended up standing, and it was not planned, it was completely coincidental, we had two girls either side with guns pointed at our heads and everyone laughed. It was completely coincidental. We had two girls on the side with guns pointed at our heads, and everyone laughed. It was pitch in the front. Like you were doing it against your own will. I love that. Cool, a James Bond-themed wedding.
Starting point is 00:24:13 A few people on the text machine, someone said, my wedding last year was Star Wars-themed, and we had stormtroopers, R2-D2, and the whole thing. That's pretty cool. That's neat, yeah. Star Wars-themed. Chewbac. That's pretty cool. It's neat, yeah. Star Wars theme. Chewbacca marries you guys.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Someone else said, Friends in the UK had a great British bake-off theme wedding. Love that. The groom was dressed as Mary Berry, one of the hosts. Really? I love that. Donna's here as well. Hey, Donna.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Hi, Donna. Hi. Did you have a themed wedding? No, I didn't, but I attended a magnificent one. Oh, tell us about it, Donna. It was totally medieval themed. They held it up in the hills, right up in the hills at Castle Hill in South Island. The groom and his groomsmen had chainmail vests made and wore those.
Starting point is 00:25:05 They bought over, because most of them came from Australia, they bought over big swords. Before the wedding ceremony itself, they had a mock battle scene where they carried off the maiden and then he married her. Oh, my God. Tell me, Donna. All the guests were dressed up. Did the bride have a chastity belt? I don't know, but he must have had the key.
Starting point is 00:25:32 There we go. I love that. That sounds like a lot of fun. Donna, that was so good. I love that. That sounds like they went all out. They had a full battle scene. Yeah, and chain mail.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Can you imagine? Yeah. Sounds like a Saturday night at Family Bar, to be honest. Big swords and chain mail. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The biggest story in entertainment yesterday was the guy from Blur and the Gorillaz accusing Taylor Swift of not writing her songs. She
Starting point is 00:26:06 bit back in a big way and called him out after that. Well, Dean, he has since responded, hasn't he? He has actually. He responded to her on Twitter. The best place to do that because, you know, it's been retweeted like 50,000 times. It's what he said. These are his words to Taylor Swift. I totally agree with you.
Starting point is 00:26:22 I had a conversation about songwriting and it sadly was reduced to clickbait. I apologise unreservedly and unconditionally. The last thing I want to do is discredit your songwriting. I hope you understand, Damon. So I can't, to be honest, you know, when I read the full like transcript of what he had discussed, I kind of think I know what he means.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Like he, I don't know, I think there was more to it than the headline, which was she doesn't write her own music. I don't know. Yeah, but did he say it or didn't he say it? He said it. He said it. He said, what did he say? His exact words, I can't remember his exact words, but basically he was like, co-writing's not really the same thing.
Starting point is 00:27:00 It's not the same thing as songwriting. That was a bit of a low blow. I don't know. He's backpedalling, I guess. So he might have kind of, he's backfiddling, I guess. So he might have been taken out of context, but either way, he has apologised unreservedly. That's what matters, right?
Starting point is 00:27:12 I get where he's coming from in the sense of they do do that to people where they take one tiny thing and they can make it sound way worse. But even, I mean, out of context saying that, oh, it still doesn't sound good. It still doesn't sound good.
Starting point is 00:27:25 It still doesn't sound great. And I think he realised that once it went public. Either way, the Swifties have already cancelled him. Yeah, he's gone. Yeah. Well, even Jack Antonoff, from Fun, who produced a couple of Taylor's albums, came out and had a go at him. And he said, I've never met Damon and he's never been to my studio
Starting point is 00:27:47 where we record Taylor's album, where she brings the songs that she has written and yet somehow he knows more about her songwriting than I do. Interesting. Well, there you go. That's the latest on the shade being thrown at Taylor Swift. Don't bother because she has the most powerful fans in the world. She really does.
Starting point is 00:28:05 They'll get you. It's Tim McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Brie and Clint. You know your boy Clint is always on that hustle, right, Brie? Yeah, especially. Always on my grind.
Starting point is 00:28:15 I know when he's about to talk some crap because he talks about himself in the third person. There's one thing you know about me, hustlers be hustling, right? I grind from sunup to sundown. Get that money. That's my motto. That's what I think of when I think of you.
Starting point is 00:28:29 I've got that tattooed in the small of my back. Yeah. I have a new money-making venture that I launched over summer, and it's going okay. It's going okay. I've got two passions. One, hustling, and two, minimising. Those are my two great passions. I like to get
Starting point is 00:28:48 rid of clutter. And I think this business venture does both, if it works. I've seen your sleep out, and the last thing I would think is you like to minimise, because the amount of crap. That's the exact room I'm trying to minimise. Well, it never seems to minimise. Think of me like
Starting point is 00:29:04 Mighty Ape or The Market or one of those big online retailers. That's my warehouse. That's where I keep my stock. I have decided that the time has come for me to sell off my DVD collection. Oh yeah. I mean,
Starting point is 00:29:19 you know what's interesting though? Is it the time? It is absolutely the time. Is it the time though? Why? Why would it possibly Is it the time? It is absolutely the time. Is it the time though? Why would it possibly not be the time? I had this thought the other day where I was like, oh my God, everything is on the internet now including movies, TV shows, all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:29:42 If we go into a zombie apocalypse. Yeah. Slash any apocalypse type situation. Yeah. You're not going to be able to watch anything. That has crossed my mind. You need to keep some DVDs. I'm telling you, I'm ready to start buying some.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Well, come on. Have you come to the right place? Because I've got lots to get rid of. I don't know if the movies you like will be the ones I like. I'm even parting with my Blu-rays. I've decided that the stuff you can stream, the quality is good enough. Oh, Blu-ray was never my thing. You can get rid of those.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I have successfully sold two DVDs this summer. Oh, look out. I've listed seven and I've successfully sold two. What ones have you listed? I listed a copy of Entourage Season 3 on Blu-ray. That is such a random DVD. I thought there might be some super fans out there that want the collection. No, it didn't sell.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Yeah, I'm not surprised by that. I listed a copy of Superbad. Oh, yeah. I was interested. It's a great film. I've listed a bunch of stuff. Do you want to hear my successes that I've managed to sell? So I managed to sell the box set of Steven Spielberg's Band of Brothers.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Yeah, my mum's got two box sets for some reason. I know. Maybe she brought yours as well. Epic, I think I paid like maybe 200 bucks for this box set. Yeah, they're quite expensive, those big box sets. Every episode of the greatest World War II series ever made. You don't have to sell it to us. You've already sold it. I've already sold it, yeah. I got
Starting point is 00:31:07 a whopping $15 for that. Look out. You know what I always said about DVDs back in the day when I was buying my collection? These will definitely hold their value. Go up in value, yeah. I also sold a Pearl Jam DVD for $5.
Starting point is 00:31:24 A Pearl Jam DVD? Someone bought it. Someone bought it. Random. That's not the one I thought that would have went. So the profit margin is not huge, but volume. God, if you're a millennial, the volume of DVDs that either you or your parents have at your house is colossal.
Starting point is 00:31:42 So if you can sell all of them for $5 each, you could make, I don't know, I could make upwards of $145. $150. I think you're at the wrong time. I honestly do. Because remember a few years ago, we started talking about how all these VHSs started to, you know, become really rare.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Yeah. And everyone was hunting for these certain type of VHS tapes. Collectibles, yeah. And they became like hundreds of thousands of dollars people were paying. Hundreds of thousands of dollars? Okay, I might have exaggerated a bit. I think you have. No, there was a few certain Disney ones.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Yeah, I get it. I know. But that's going to be 20 years before a DVD is collectible. I need to minimise now. Well, I mean, how big's your collection? Like... Because judging from how many movies that you've actually seen, which is very few, I'm not thinking it's a very big collection.
Starting point is 00:32:34 That's the best bit about this business venture, Brie. Some of these DVDs have never been watched. No brand new condition. Brie and Clint. This is very enjoyable. Right. You don't know what we're about to listen to, but the producers have heard a sneak peek
Starting point is 00:32:48 and they got a lot of enjoyment out of it. Producer Anastasia can't stop smiling about it. Is it good? It's very good. Yeah, okay. I would arguably say the funny, yeah, I love this. So last week, right, this is, I only discovered this last week. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:02 And I said it involves someone that we all know. Sure. So that person that it involves is my dad. Oh, okay. Right? Big Steve. Oh my God, instant wave of relief that it's not me. It's not you. It's not you. You can relax. I was going, what have I done? What have I seen? This is just
Starting point is 00:33:19 for your enjoyment. Right, okay. So my dad background, if you've never heard our show before, lives in country Queensland. He's a farmer. He's a country lad, right? Yeah, he's a good looking man too. Used to be a male model. No, he didn't know it. Okay, maybe for a tiny bit. He did underwear catalogue. He did catwalk, that's it. And catalogue, didn't he? And catalogue, okay, and catalogue. Anyway, last week I needed to call my dad for something, so I was actually driving in my car and I said, hey Siri, call
Starting point is 00:33:49 dad. Anyway, so the phone started ringing. I was waiting for my dad to pick up. Next minute, he doesn't pick up and I get my dad's voicemail. Okay. But it wasn't my dad's usual voicemail. Sure. My dad has recorded a new, and I'm going to call it jazzy voicemail.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Oh, it's always jarring when someone changes their voicemail, eh? I didn't even recognise my dad in this voicemail, so I just want you to brace yourself and I promise you this is 100% my dad who is Australian and his new voicemail. Well, howdy, Pilgrim. Steve here. Sorry I missed your call. I'll give you a ring back as soon as I can.
Starting point is 00:34:36 See you, partner. What the hell is that? Where does that come from? I have no idea. I want to call my dad right now because I've been holding on to this for a week. Yeah. And I've talked to him a few times and I haven't brought it up because I wanted to confront him on the radio this afternoon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Because that is weird AF. That's weird. Do you think he was drunk? I don't know. Do you think he did it on like New Year's Eve or something? And your mum put him up to it? Yeah, maybe. He drew a card and looked like...
Starting point is 00:35:09 He's like, this is going to be a good idea. Cowboy. Okay, are we putting... Are we getting him through? Producer Ben is just getting him on the phone right now. Yeah, we've got him. Okay, let's just play it cool. I'm just going to confront him.
Starting point is 00:35:20 G'day, Dad. Hello, sweetheart. How are you? Good, mate. Clint's here as well Howdy partner Hello Clint, how are you my friend? I'm good, how are you? Yeah great, thank you
Starting point is 00:35:33 Dad, look I got you on the show this afternoon You don't know what we're getting you on the show for this afternoon do you? No and I'm a bit concerned but anyway let's go No clue, have you made any changes recently to anything in your life that you think I'd want to talk to you about? Should we play? Any major purchases? Have you inherited a large horse recently maybe?
Starting point is 00:36:01 A new accent? Inherited a what? Sorry? Nothing. Look, I think we should just play you a piece of audio to jog your memory. What do you think about that? Audio. Do you recognise this person?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Well, howdy, pilgrim. Steve here. Sorry I missed your call. I'll give you a ring back as soon as I can. See you, partner. We like it. First of all, we like it. We like it.
Starting point is 00:36:36 No, I love it. What's wrong with that? Well, first of all, it's only slight, but I think you've put on a slight accent. No, that's just my spaghetti accent. That's just spaghetti western. What the hell is going on? I got your voicemail last week and I almost didn't recognise you.
Starting point is 00:37:00 I was like, who the hell is this? Well, I want people to remember my voicemail. So I thought that'll work. Oh, they'll remember your voicemail. Is that the whole reason? Is that the whole backstory behind that? To be honest, my voicemail was so terrible. And I thought, what can I do to make it even more terrible?
Starting point is 00:37:23 So I did that. Well, mission accomplished. Oh, Dad, you've hit that point in your life where you've just given up, haven't you? Yeah, given up. That's it, Dad. No, we love it. I love it, Dad.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Good one, Big Steve. Yee-haw! Zed and Brie and Clint. Zed and Brie and Clint. That's Lato featuring Big Steve. Well, howdy, pilgrim. I love that isolated piece of audio. He's so cute, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:37:52 He's a good man, yeah. This is, not that I don't want you to feel good, you know, not that I don't want you to be happy, but this really feels like one of those stories where you're going to go, ha, I told you so. You hate those ones for me, eh? Just because you've been banging on about this ever since I met you. A long time. And this kind of confirms what you've been saying.
Starting point is 00:38:19 It does. So I'll just give you the headline, okay? Okay. New Zealanders currently have $267 million left on unspent gift cards. What have I been saying for all these years? A gift card is a horrible present. We have $267 million that we've given each other on gift cards that no one has bothered to use. That's so much money.
Starting point is 00:38:48 It's so much money. And it's good for the retailers because... They get to keep it. They get money. It's like double money. They never had to give out the product. But I'll just... It kind of confirms that gift cards...
Starting point is 00:39:02 I love a gift card. I love a gift card, but perhaps they're not the best gift. Terrible gift. If you know someone's not likely to spend it, you know, you kind of have to figure out who gift card people are. Me, give me a gift card. You, we know. I don't want a gift card. I'll give you some stats because these
Starting point is 00:39:18 are quite shocking. So there's been a survey done by a group called Finder and they found that a third of New Zealanders have at least one unused gift card in their wallet. Not surprised. Consumer New Zealand did a survey and found that one in five gift cards
Starting point is 00:39:32 expired before its full value was redeemed. What do I always say? So money down the drain. I hate a gift card that expires. They all expire. I hate it. They all do. No, they don't. Yes. No, do they? Show me card that expires. They all expire. I hate it. They all do. No, they don't. Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:46 No, do they? Show me one that doesn't. Give me at least two years to spend it. That's still an expiry. They found that men had more money on average on unused gift cards than women. Yeah. $90 was the average amount of gift card money men have in their wallet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:02 And $54 for women. Okay. So, yeah, that's a big difference. And who are the people who are most likely to have unused gift cards? What generation? Do you want to have a guess? Millennials. The generation with the most money left on their unused gift cards.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Surprising, too, because they're all so broke. Millennials and Gen Zs. Yeah, I think so. I would have thought millennials were out there straight away, you know? No, we're not. We hate gift cards. If you could use the money on your gift card to put towards your first house, then we'd empty our gift cards.
Starting point is 00:40:33 That's a different story. Yeah, but you can't. I thought as an experiment, we would go through your wallet and see how many unused gift cards there are. This is going to be so bad. I've just spent the last 10 minutes going through my wallet because I've got so much crap. And you've got a very big wallet too.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I do. Yeah. Okay. Should we get started? Yeah. List them off. All right. The first one is a Vivo hair and beauty gift card.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Yeah. It doesn't say how much is on it. Right. And it doesn't have an expiry date on it. Then it can't expire. Valid for 12 months from the date of issue. So that's gone. Okay, that's expired.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Ooh, a Nando's gift card. How do you have a Nando's gift card? How have you not spent that? Date of issue, 20th of the 11th, 2020. It's got $100 on here. Expires 24 months from the date of issue. That one's still good. That one's still good. Okay, good. Oh, that one's a good find. This one here is
Starting point is 00:41:30 a Mecca gift card that I received. I was there when you received that. I received this at a Christmas party a couple of years ago. You got it at the ZM 2020 Christmas party. It's a gift card for $30. Yeah. To Mecca. That's a lot, Bob. And date of purchase, the 10th of the
Starting point is 00:41:46 12th, 2020. I'm just seeing if it expires. Don't know. I'd have to look further into that one. That's a maybe. That's a maybe. Then I've got a Prezi card here. Those don't expire. Doesn't say how much is on it.
Starting point is 00:42:02 So I'd have to look into that. That's dodgy. I've got another Prezi card. This one did have 500 bucks on it. Whoa. Was that for some under-the-table cash jobs you were doing? That was under-the-table cash that I did earlier. This is a Peter Alexander gift card that's got, I think, like $73 on it because I had to take some stuff back.
Starting point is 00:42:21 How much is a pair of Peter Alexander pyjamas? You probably pay 100 bucks all up for shorts and is a pair of Peter Alexander pyjamas? You probably pay $100 all up for shorts and a shirt. $100 pyjamas? Yeah. So that one, that's almost a set. That's 12 months from the date of issue, so that one's still good. Keep that one. And a JB Hi-Fi
Starting point is 00:42:37 card, $100. Issue of date 17th, 11th, 2020. And is it expires 24 months. So that one's still good to go. So that one's still good. So that's the grand total of around nine gift cards that you're sitting on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Technically, you're rich. You're just too lazy to go and realise any of the value that you've got. So this is why I don't want gift cards, because it makes me realise how lazy I am. And unorganised. Don't spend your gift cards, New Zealand. Maybe I should spend the next couple of days spending this. Yeah, set yourself a goal.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Spend money. This is interesting. You said to me on Monday when we got back together after our big break that you were looking at making a major house purchase. There's a couple purchases I'm looking to make at the moment. Okay. I'm looking at getting a Dyson for the first time in my life. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I've never had one. Have you never owned a Dyson? I've never owned one. I've got a Samsung same thing, cordless vacuum. Very similar. Have you ever owned a cordless vacuum cleaner? Never. Oh my God. Call me an over 30s person, but it will change your life. A vacuum cleaner that you can just pick up and just
Starting point is 00:43:41 suck whatever you want up instantly. I mean, how good. How good. It's a, you know, versatile sucker, as my mum says. Yeah. Yeah. It makes vacuuming easy. You know what she said to me?
Starting point is 00:43:56 Because my mum and dad, when they built their new house that they're currently in, they decided they would get a Dyson. Yeah. One that they can move around this house because it's quite like a large floor plan. Anyway, my mum said to me, she's like, you wouldn't believe it. She's like, I've bought this Dyson vacuum cleaner. Yeah. And your father, who's never vacuumed in his life, vacuums every day.
Starting point is 00:44:19 It does make it fun. She's like, it's a miracle. The issue is that if you've got a big house, they never make it around the whole house. These are very good problems to have. My mum says she does the carpet areas with one battery life and then the wood floors. Let's you have a break from vacuuming.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yeah, why not? All right, so you're looking at getting a cordless vacuum cleaner, very grown up. Yes. What's the other house purchase you're trying to get? An air fryer.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Oh, get on board. I'm also looking at, I'm very on board. I'm just, you Oh, get on board. I'm also looking at. I'm very on board. I'm just doing my research. This sounds over the top, but it will change your life. Yeah, I know it will. So these are all going to change my life. And then the last one, I've kind of fell into this
Starting point is 00:44:58 when I was looking at Dyson's and stuff, was a robot vacuum cleaner slash mop. What do you need a robot vacuum cleaner for if you're getting an actual vacuum cleaner? Well, then I would have to vacuum way less. Right. So you want to get a robot going around vacuuming. Absolutely. And then you'll do some extra vacuuming on top.
Starting point is 00:45:16 You're a pet owner. You know what it's like. Yeah, true. If you've got, you know, some, a little bit of help that's just doing a little bit here Robot vacuum cleaners are so expensive. Have you looked at how much they cost? They're very expensive. You can get cheaper ones but there's some that are very
Starting point is 00:45:30 fancy. Yeah. But you know that I've got PTSD from robot vacuum cleaners. Why? From the last experience I had with one. Why? Haven't I told you this story? Have you? When I was really young. Did it suck up a pair of your dirty knickers? No, that would have been the least of my worries. I wish it did that. So when I was quite young,
Starting point is 00:45:49 I was in my early twenties and I was looking for some extra pocket money here and there. My auntie, my mum's sister, who was like, she keeps a really nice household. It is spotless, very unlike my mum. They're very polar opposite so she keeps a beautiful house and she said to me oh can you come around and house sit my house for me yeah over the weekend because she had two dogs at the time and i was like that sounds like heaven because i was living in a flat with like six people yes i was like great i'd love to do that she's like all you have to do is walk the dogs and feed them and that's it anyway so i've went over to her house and she's like oh um here's this this and this and that anyway they had a robot vacuum cleaner and this was like 10 years ago right or how however long it was and i'd never
Starting point is 00:46:35 seen one before i was like that's amazing anyway i went out one day and i left the dogs inside because that's what she told me to do and i I went out for the day, probably three or four hours, which the dogs were fine. They'd been walked. And I came back and I'm not joking, I opened the front door and I was just hit in the face with the smell of poo. Oh. Like it was like, and I was like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:47:00 That hot dog shit smell. I was like, the dogs have had diarrhoea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turns out the dogs hadn't had diarrhoea. They'd done, I think it was one poo. I think it was a singular poo. Yeah. They'd done a singular poo inside and then the robot vacuum cleaner
Starting point is 00:47:16 has picked up that poo and it has dragged it across carpet, across tiles, into the bathroom. It was literally in every crevice of this house. dragged it across carpet, across tiles, into the bathroom. It was literally in every crevice of this house. Yeah. It was everywhere. And I was like, I'm never, ever going to be allowed to come back here and I'm never going to get a robot vacuum cleaner, but I think I'm over it now.
Starting point is 00:47:39 No, you know what the difference is? What? You're getting the one with the mop. So if it does that, it can go around and clean up after itself. Look, this time yesterday, we spoke about a bet that involved James Bond. If you weren't here, I'll recap what happened. Look, if you've listened to our show, you'd know that there was a bet made a few years ago
Starting point is 00:48:04 where Clint's like, oh, the Friends cast are definitely getting back together and they're doing a reboot of the whole show. And I said, no, there's no way. And we made a bet and you ended up eating cat food. That was the deal. I paid my juice. You paid your juice.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Anyway, I'm a new woman in 2022 and there was some stuff flying around at the end of last year where you were trying to make these bets with me because I kept saying to you that I thought Idris Elba should be the next James Bond and you were like, he's too old he's not good enough. No, I just said he was too old. That's the only criticism
Starting point is 00:48:38 I had. He's got a crappy accent. No, not what I said. Anyway, you then tried to remake the bet of whoever's wrong eats cat food. Yeah, I did do that, yeah. And I, last year, I was tired, I wasn't up for it, and I declined the bet. I've come back with new fresh eyes on the situation in 2022, and I thought, why not?
Starting point is 00:48:59 I mean, what's the worst that can happen? You eat cat food, big deal. Do you want to go for the cat food? But I'm going to back myself. Do you want to do the cat food? Because I reckon Idris Elba, because an article came out yesterday. We talked about it where the big 007
Starting point is 00:49:14 bosses are saying he's definitely in the conversation. You're talking a big game like you're brave and you're bold. You saw that he's now the odds on favourite to become James Bond so you're like time to place that he's now the odds-on favourite to become James Bond, so you're like, time to place this. The article was on Uni, lad. It's not a reputable article.
Starting point is 00:49:32 If you want to bet a tasty meal of cat food on this, I'll go in on it again. So this was the deal I put to you yesterday. Yeah. Because I said, look, let's make it fair. Yeah. You pick someone who you think is going to be the next Bond. Yeah. Because I said, look, let's make it fair. Yeah. You pick someone who you think is going to be the next Bond.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Yes. I pick someone who's going to be the next Bond. Yes. And if the other one gets it right, the other person eats cat food. Yes. Right? But if neither of us get it right, no one eats cat food? Or if neither of us get it right, do we eat cat food together?
Starting point is 00:50:07 Well, see, this is the part that we haven't decided on. Do you want to defer to an impartial party? Yeah, let's go to an impartial party. So, Ben, we're agreed that if one of us gets it right, the other one eats cat food. Yep, I've got that. If we're both wrong, no one eats cat food or we both eat cat food? I think no one.
Starting point is 00:50:24 There's too many options. It's too far. You know what I think? Could be anyone. Can I put something on the table? We're all just, I mean, producer Anastasia, do you have any ideas of what could happen if we're both wrong? Which very much is probably the most likely thing to happen.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Well, now that you've brought Ben into this, I mean, he could be the... What he eats cat food. If we're both wrong, Ben eats cat food. Well, that's ridiculous. Ben doesn't want to be a part of that. What if... Yeah. If we're both wrong, let's do something really 007.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Right. We go up to the casino. We shoot each other. Whoa. We get out of... No, we go out to the casino. You put $250 of your own money. I put $250 of my own money. I put $250 of my own money.
Starting point is 00:51:06 We flip a coin to see who gets black, who gets red. Yeah. And we put it all on red, all on black. If we both are wrong. But why wouldn't we just give each other... Oh, if we're both wrong. We're both wrong. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:51:21 So there's a chance that one of us... Makes $500. Exactly. And the other one will lose one of us... Makes $500. Exactly. And the other one will lose $250 if we're both wrong. Okay, deal. Yeah, let's do it. Done. You can record that one.
Starting point is 00:51:33 That's a deal. Wait, no, wait. You haven't picked your person. I've got my bond. Yeah. So your bond is Idris Elba? Yeah. My bond...
Starting point is 00:51:40 Who? Is Bane himself Tom Hardy. That's who I'm picking as the next Bond. What can we run with that? I could suggest to him breaking up his father's company is a screw you to the old man. That is a good pick. He's very sexy, he's very suave. Oh, but we've seen
Starting point is 00:51:58 it before, haven't we? We've seen it all before. Tom Hardy, fantastic actor. I think we need to move with the times, 007. Idris Elba for the next Bond. Well, stand by, everybody. If anybody sees a headline that confirms who the next James Bond is, please let us know as soon as possible.
Starting point is 00:52:17 It's got to be soon. Unless it's Idris Elba. And if that's the case... Send it to me. Hold off telling us... So I can celebrate. ...as long as humanly possible. You know, I thought 2022 would be a new year, new us, new internet,
Starting point is 00:52:33 but you wouldn't believe it. Google's down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... God, they still haven't fixed Google. I tell you. If they could, they should have bloody fixed it.
Starting point is 00:52:54 This is your chance to be crowned the greatest Googler of the week. All you've got to do is out-Google Ben, Anastasia and I. That's right. It seems pretty simple, but there is a few guns in here. Ethan, do you think you can do it? I'll give it my best shot. That's what we like, Ethan. I think you've got it in the bag.
Starting point is 00:53:12 I want you to win. So here's the rules. I hope I can. You can do it, mate. I'm going to read out a question, the exact question that I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that question. If you're the first person to just yell it out straight away,
Starting point is 00:53:26 I will give you the point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First of three wins. Are we all ready? Ready. What are we Googling on, Ethan? Phone. Okay, everyone else is on their phones to keep it fair.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Here comes question number one. What is Jennifer Aniston's middle name? What is Jennifer Aniston's... Joanna. Joanna. Oh, it was close, Ethan, but Clint just got you. It is Joanna. Do you know why I got it?
Starting point is 00:53:57 Why? I've got 5G at the moment. It's because you got that booster the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, one to Clint. Question number two. Oh, I need to turn Anastasia's mic on. Hi, An, yeah. All right, one to Clint. Question number two. Oh, I didn't even turn Anastasia's mic on. Hi, Anastasia.
Starting point is 00:54:07 You didn't say anything there, no. I thought there was something wrong there, but that's all right. She's here now. She was still Googling. Question number two. Where was the biggest opal ever found? I'm looking for a place. South Australia, Coober Pedy.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Olympic. 8 Mile, Opal Field in Coober Pedy, South Australia. I'm going to say Producer Ben got that. I've been there. Have you been to Coober Pedy? Yeah, randomly. Yeah, very, very well known for opal mining. The Olympic Australis,
Starting point is 00:54:42 reported to be the largest and most valuable gem opal ever found. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Oops. You're on the right track, Ethan. You're on the right track. Okay, one to Ben, one to Clint. Question number three. How many siblings does Macaulay Culkin have?
Starting point is 00:55:00 Two. Clint is out. Hard name to spell. Three. Anastasia's out. Oh is out. Hard name to spell. Three. Anastasia's out. Oh, shit. What did you say, Ethan? Six.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Oh, you're close. What? Six siblings and one half-sister. Okay, I'll accept that, Ethan. I will accept that. I was still trying to spell his name. Ben. Technically, yes, seven siblings.
Starting point is 00:55:29 One of them is a half. But yeah, Kieran, Rory, Dakota, Quinn, Shane, Christian and Jennifer. His brother Kieran is so good on that show. Yes. What's it called? It's on the tip of my tongue. Succession. Succession. Succession.
Starting point is 00:55:45 He's very good on that. Okay, one to Ethan, one to Clint, one to Ben. Anastasia, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. Who invented the television? Alexander... I didn't answer yet. Philo Farnsworth.
Starting point is 00:56:00 That's right. Anastasia comes back. Nice work. Very well done. You kept yourself in the game. No, Clint, you just turned my mic off. One point apiece to everyone. Question number five.
Starting point is 00:56:13 When did ZM first broadcast? What year? 1973. That's correct. 1973. Christchurch. Was the first broadcast. Clint is out the front on two. Everyone else on one. Christchurch. Was the first broadcast. Clint is out the front on two. Everyone else on one.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Question number six. This could be a bit of a harder one. So just keep that in mind. Roughly, how many Simpsons characters are there? Roughly. Over 100. Clint's out. 40. An. Clint's out. 40.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Anastasia's out. Over 800. 3,650. Producer Ben's got it. Between 3,600 and 3,700. So split the difference. 3,650 is the average. So roughly.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Wow. Okay. All right. Producer, so roughly. Wow, okay. All right, producer Ben on two, Clint on two. That means Anastasia and Ethan, unfortunately, you can't win from here. I'll give my point to Ethan. We'll play together. Okay, all right. Okay, thanks. Anastasia just wants to stay in it.
Starting point is 00:57:21 No, he's out. Ethan's only on one. This is the deadlock between Ben and I for the win. Wait, so what's happening. Ethan's only on one. This is the deadlock between Ben and I for the win. Wait, so what's happening? Ethan's only got one. Yeah, Ethan's only got one. Yeah. Okay, last question
Starting point is 00:57:33 to take it out. When did Guy Sebastian release the song Battle Scars? 2004. Ben's out. Damn it, I just went for it. I just counted.
Starting point is 00:57:44 2012. Clint has done it. He's taken out the first, I just went for it. I just counted. 2012. Clint has done it. He's taken out the first game of Google Down for the year. I'd like to give my KFC to Ethan. Well done, Ethan. Yay, thank you. Ethan, you're a solid player, can I say. Come back and play anytime.
Starting point is 00:57:57 You guys are just too quick. It's the 5G, baby. Well, howdy, pilgrims. AfterG, baby. Bree and Clint. Z&M's Bree and Clint. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Afternoon, everybody. If you're just joining us, welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. We're just playing a game of air where a random, really random song popped into my head,
Starting point is 00:58:19 and I tried to give you guys some clues, sing a little bit of the intro. I've got nothing. I've got nothing from your version of it. And you have to try and guess the song. It is quite an obscure pick. Buddy, you ready? Give us one more rendition. This might sound nothing like it
Starting point is 00:58:33 because I haven't listened to it recently. Are you ready? Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, party like a rock star. What is it? Has anybody got it? Has anyone figured out what it is? I know what it is
Starting point is 00:58:48 Because she's told me I sent it to Ben I don't think she's done a very good job Have you put it on here? I will when you want to have a guess But once I put it on it'll reveal it I've got no guesses No, I don't think you'll get it
Starting point is 00:58:59 It could be way off It's very off Put it on I'll give you one more line Party like a rock star Look like a movie star off. It's very off. Put it on. Oh, don't wait. I'll give you one more line. Party like a rock star, look like a movie star. Anyone got it?
Starting point is 00:59:11 What would the music be without sounds? Young boss, Miss Trina, Pitbull, that's how we get down. I party like a rock star, look like a movie star, Yep. Like a movie star. I've never heard this song in my life.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Is this Pitbull? Yes. Of course it's Pitbull. Mr. 305. I've never heard this Pitbull song in my life. This is a great song. For the last 10 minutes, you've been trying to get me to guess this song. That's a great lyric right there.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Did you hear it? He says, dog, check your resume. I hit something every day. Ready? Here comes the chorus. Get it on Friday. Jams, am I right? Yeah, I'm going to pass on that.
Starting point is 01:00:08 I love Pitbull. I'm going to pass on this one. Great song. I can't believe you didn't get that. Next on the show, we have a very awkward question to ask you. Who did you walk in on? Yeah, a famous celebrity and their wife have come out and said that their kids, it's happened. It finally occurred in their relationship where their kids have walked in and what that experience was like.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Damn, I hope it wasn't Mr. 305. I do not want to see Pitbull doing it. The light reflects from his head so you you know, you can't see much. Yeah. Yeah. And he only does it doggy style. Yeah. Because he's a pit bull.
Starting point is 01:00:51 We'll talk about it next. We're just playing a quick game of Guess the Song. And I just want to say I think my rendition of Pit Bull's Go Girl was very close. Producer Ben even said so. I think my rendition of Pitbull's Go Girl was very close. Producer Ben even said so. He's put my rendition and the actual song side by side and we're going to listen to it now. What would the music be without sounds?
Starting point is 01:01:15 Young boss. Miss China. Party like a rock star. Yes! Like a movie star. It's all right. It's fine. It wasn't your rendition
Starting point is 01:01:25 That was the issue It was the fact that you chose A pitbull song We've never heard before Yeah that was my downfall In the game I didn't say it was an easy game You came up with a good point
Starting point is 01:01:35 You were like Weren't you living in Miami When he released this song Because I checked the And I was like Yeah that's probably why You guys haven't heard it And that's where he's from
Starting point is 01:01:42 And I have heard it Tell us who these famous people are Who have been caught doing it by their kids. This is news that's come out today where Guy Sebastian and his wife, Jewel Sebastian, have said their kids have finally caught them. In the act. Uh-oh. How old are their kids? Are they young enough that they can go,
Starting point is 01:02:08 oh, sorry, I was just checking your mum for... For moles. Yeah, I was doing a mole map. Doing a mole map. Are they of that age where you could pass that off? I think one of them's maybe 10. Yeah. Like getting up there.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Can't do it with a 10-year-old. And the other one's probably like eight-ish, nine. Just own it then, I reckon. Yeah, I think it's time to come clean. Do we have some audio of Guy, I believe, talking about the moment his kids were in for a surprise? I don't know how much was seen and neither does Jules. When you've got two young kids and you're just trying to find any time
Starting point is 01:02:48 for each other and then you get that once in six months little bit of time, they still manage to ruin it. That is so relatable. So relatable. And it's just awkward. Even though they're little kids, it's just a very raw moment for you and your partner. And then that just ruins the mood completely.
Starting point is 01:03:11 It's going to make the next time that much more difficult as well. You're on edge. You're going to be on edge. For some people, that works. Some people are like, ooh, I like the danger. Not me. I'd be like. I do not like the danger.
Starting point is 01:03:24 No, I do not like the danger. I don'd be like i do not like the day i don't want danger involved in that aspect of my life and why like my first question is do you have a lock on your door because i feel like every parent should have a lock on their door right i don't know i don't know if that's a thing but yeah you don't have a lock on your door no oh every every parent slash adult actually every really even adults living in a flat with other adults needs a lock on your door oh my kids aren't getting locks on their door no way i didn't say kids right i didn't say kids i'm like saying like producer anastasia lives with other adults she lives with friends they all need locks on their doors do you have a lock on your door
Starting point is 01:04:06 producer Anastasia? No one has locks. Why? No one has locks. Maybe it's a New Zealand thing. Do you have a lock on your door? Yeah. Do you? Yeah. Do you? Yes. What are you getting up to? Whatever I want. I've got a lock on my door. Bean have you got a lock on your door? Nah. Nah. Weird.
Starting point is 01:04:22 We don't even have a lock on the toilet door. Oh see nah. Now you have a lock on the toilet door. Oh, see, nah. Now you're really living on the edge. Yeah. You've got to put a lock on the toilet. I would like a lock on the toilet door. You've got to put locks. And I think it's something every parent should gift to themselves
Starting point is 01:04:35 when they have kids, a lock for the door. Either a lock or one of those sensors that they have outside dairies. Warning. No, no, no. Just so when the kid comes within five metres of the bedroom, it goes ding dong. You hear that noise, you know that it's time to roll off and play dead. Yeah, that's so true.
Starting point is 01:04:56 I thought we could ask this afternoon because that is a very raw moment and I'm sure it's not just a moment that happens with kids and parents. Oh, no. It's a moment that happens with kids and parents. Oh, no. It's a moment that has probably occurred and judging from all of you guys because no one's got locks on their doors, I'm going to assume this has happened a lot where someone has walked in accidentally. I've walked in on friends.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Oh, have you? Yeah, and some quite revealing, and I don't want to be too gross with the wording here, and some quite revealing. Yeah, that's the to be too gross with the wording here, and some quite revealing. Yeah, that's the word I was avoiding. But yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's awkward for everyone.
Starting point is 01:05:31 No. Everyone involved. I've never walked on my parents. Have you walked in on your parents? Nah, thank God. Have you heard your parents? No. Have your parents heard you?
Starting point is 01:05:39 I don't think so. Nah. Nah. What about you? Did you walk in on your parents? Nah. No bloody way. No, God no.
Starting point is 01:05:46 And are you grateful every day? Yes. Have you heard your parents? I love you, Mum and Dad, but I don't want to ever think that that has ever happened. Have you heard them? No. And we grew up in a very small house too.
Starting point is 01:05:56 What about producers? Anyone? Anyone over there? No? No comment from the producers booth? You guys don't have to comment. That's not your job to comment. Someone out there has, and it might not be your parents,
Starting point is 01:06:09 maybe there's someone more awkward than parents you could walk in. Could be a brother, could be a flatmate, could be an ex. Could be a grandparent. What if it's an ex? What if it's a grandparent? Oh, grandparent's not great. 0800 DIAL ZM. Who walked in on you or who did you
Starting point is 01:06:26 walk in on? Or you can text us on 9696. It's finally happened. Guy Sebastian has shared the moment him and his wife Jules were doing a bit of indoor gardening and their young kids walked in on them.
Starting point is 01:06:42 I don't know how much was seen and neither does Jules. When you've got two young kids and you're just trying to find any time for each other and then you get that once in six months little bit of time, they still manage to ruin it. I'll tell you what. Kids ruin everything.
Starting point is 01:06:59 That's a battle scar right there. That's for these people. That's for her, for him or the kids? Both people involved. I think when that situation happens, no matter who you are, it's embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:13 It definitely is. Breakfast the next day, there's no eye contact being made. And we're asking you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM to share your stories of when you or someone else has walked in on you.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Megan's here. Hey, Megan. Hi, Megan. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Now, tell us, who was involved in this story, Megan? There was the three siblings. So, we grew up in an older house, thinner walls, bedrooms next door to each other and on a few occurrences
Starting point is 01:07:46 we did hear the old indoor gardening happening in the parents bedroom maybe they were just playing a bit of WWE in the bedroom hey we can't judge right it could have been that
Starting point is 01:08:02 because nine months later Megan got another sibling have you ever told your parents that you We can't judge, right? It could have been that. Because nine months later, Megan got another sibling. Oh. Have you ever told your parents that you heard them growing up? Well, my six-year-old brother at the time decided he would be the one to storm into the bedroom and tell them that I needed to shut the door for future occurrences. They hadn't shut the door. Yeah. They were doing it with the door was open They were doing it
Starting point is 01:08:25 When the door opened No we were just watering Oh The garden Right Yeah Oh my god Right okay
Starting point is 01:08:33 Jeez crazy Fresca Look at Yeah Well good on Hey good on your parents Right Keeping
Starting point is 01:08:40 Keeping alive Yeah Yeah But I mean If you've got three kids You can at least Shut the, I mean, if you've got three kids, you can at least shut the door. Why do you think they've got three kids? Geez. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Thank you, Megan. Bridget's here. Hi, Bridget. Hi, Bridget. Hiya. Your story is amazing. That was horrible. You're the one that had one of your kids walk in on you.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Is that right? Yes. Just recently, too. Oh, no. Tell us. We no, tell us. We've lasted eight years. You've had a good run. Yeah, we've had a good run, just at a horrible age though.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Yeah. So indoor gardening, door shut, lights off, pitch black at night. So nothing was actually seen. Sure. So you can't see anything at this point in the room, can you Bridget? No. Right. No, and I hadn't heard the door open,
Starting point is 01:09:28 but the position hubby was in, there was like an extra hand was rubbing on my leg. Right, and you just thought... And I was lying there thinking, that's a really soft hand. And then I heard this, Mum? No! No! that's a really soft hand. And then I heard this, Mum. No!
Starting point is 01:09:50 And, you know, she's still oblivious to even ask what we were doing. No, she's got no idea. She did say, you know, what are you guys doing? And I said, oh, we're just having a cuddle. Just Dad was tickling me. And nothing more was said. Yeah, was tickling me. In the dark. Yeah, nothing more was said. She couldn't see that we were naked or anything like that.
Starting point is 01:10:10 So you kind of got away with it pretty well. Yeah, yeah, definitely. We told the in-laws in the morning, which they thought it was hilarious. Yeah. But definitely we locked the door now. Yeah, right. Now you've got to lock on the door. So did you have a lock on the door previous to this situation?
Starting point is 01:10:29 Yes. But you weren't using it. But I hadn't used it. Right. So now you know. Clint, definitely I have a lock on the inside of my door and my kids have a lock on the outside of their door. So you can lock them in?
Starting point is 01:10:41 Yeah. You're running a tight ship there, Bridget. That's for sure. Definitely. Okay,'re running a tight ship there, Bridget. That's for sure. Definitely. Okay, there's some expert parenting advice from Bridget. That is such a good story. Tara's here. Hi, Tara.
Starting point is 01:10:53 G'day, Tara. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Tara. Now, did you do the walking in on or did someone walk in on you? So I've done the walking in on. See, that's a bad situation to be in too. Well, it was a bad situation. I actually walked in to my boyfriend of nearly two years and my best friend.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Oh, my God. Don't feel too sorry for me. We're well over it now. Yeah, oh, wow. In your bed? Was it in your bed? In my bed. No!
Starting point is 01:11:22 Wow. There's no... Oh, my God. You always see this in movies, and some people still try and deny it after that. Was there any denying it? There was way too much denying. They still tried to deny it?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Wait. Wait a minute. What do you mean? How can they deny that situation? Well, I opened the door, and I closed the door, and I walked straight back out. I went and sat in my car and then I had both of them at different occasions
Starting point is 01:11:49 denying, denying, denying. I'd love to hear what they said. Yeah, how did they deny it? They just said it didn't happen. They just said I didn't see what I saw. They just tried to gaslight you into thinking that you were seeing things. That's 100% what it was. That's crazy. Oh, I'm so glad you're out of that situation They just tried to gaslight you into thinking that you were seeing things.
Starting point is 01:12:06 That's 100% what it was. That's crazy. Oh, I'm so glad you're out of that situation. And I'm sure, did you dump the both of them? Yep, see ya. Yeah, see ya later. Thank you, next. Did you burn the bed?
Starting point is 01:12:17 I'd burn the bed, I think. I wouldn't want that one. I didn't burn the bed. Symbolic. Can you imagine? That's the last people you'd expect to walk in on. I think, would you rather your parents? Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:12:29 God, no. No, God, no. How no? Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Right, a bit of birthday banger to get you home.
Starting point is 01:12:39 On a Wednesday, we'll take three people's birthdays and we will tell them what was the song top in the charts on their 16th. We'll start with Sherman. G'day, Sherman. G'day, Sherman. Kia ora, kōrua. How are you going? Were you a popular man when the American Pie movies came out?
Starting point is 01:12:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a name like mine, I've had a few creative nicknames over the years. Wasn't it in Nemo as well? P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Is that right? It's ringing a bell. It's ringing a bell, but I can't confirm. Very popular name.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Well, thanks for joining us. What's your birthday, Sherman? 4th of August, 1978. All right. You were 16 in 1994. And on the 4th of August, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Wow, what a track. Wet, wet, wet, Sherman.
Starting point is 01:13:42 Is the name of the band. Yeah, that's all right. Love is all around. What do you think? Yeah, not really my style, but, you know, it was what it was. It was what it was. It was what it was. I like the Love Actually version.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Yeah, me too. Christmas is all around us. Add the extra syllable in there. You know, it's uncanny that song comes up today because a friend of mine messaged me this morning with her idea for a parody song which was to take that exact song and do
Starting point is 01:14:11 COVID is all around us. Yep. Isn't it funny how the universe works like that? That's so strange. It's a sign that you should or shouldn't do it. One of the two. Kurt's here. Hi, Kurt. Hi, Kurt. How's it going, Tim? Good, mate. How are you? Pretty good, do it. Yeah, one of the two. One of the two. Kurt's here. Hi, Kurt. Hi, Kurt.
Starting point is 01:14:26 How's it going, team? Good, mate. How are you? Pretty good, thank you. Pretty good. That's good to hear. Kurt, what's your birthday? 5th of April, 92.
Starting point is 01:14:34 All right. You were 16 in 2008. And on the 5th of April in 2008, this was top of the chart. Now we're talking, Kurt. Jordan Sparks. Jordan Sparks. Yes, Kurt. It already knows who sings it.
Starting point is 01:14:53 Do you like it, Kurt? I'm here for it. I'm here for a bit of Jordan Sparks. Yeah, I reckon. Kurt, that's a tune. Okay, front runner, I think. Wait there, Kurt. We'll get one more for Emma.
Starting point is 01:15:03 Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, Emma?
Starting point is 01:15:09 26th of January, 96. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. Oh, have you had a good day? It has. It's been lovely. What's the best gift you've got? My boyfriend gave me a nice bunch of flowers dropped off at work.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Oh, cute. 26th? Are you 26 today work. Oh, cute. 26? Are you 26 today? 26, yep. Yeah. Oh, to be 26 again, Emma. It's a good year. It's a great year.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Great year. Great vintage. A lot of miles left on your tires, Emma. Yeah. All right, mate, let's see your birthday banger. You were 16 in 2012, and on this day in 2012 2012 this had the number one hit. Jessie J. You know, Brie does a great rendition
Starting point is 01:15:55 of this song. It's a great song. Yeah. I really don't, Emma. There's a great version. There's a great cover she did of this song. This audio needs to die.
Starting point is 01:16:07 Well, I can't believe Ben hasn't got it ready. When is it going to leave our system? Do you like your birthday banger, Emma? Yes, no, that is a good one. You got a good one. That's a good song. Okay, wait there. We need to deliberate.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Wet, wet, wet. Jordan Sparks or Jessie J? I'm torn now. Between Jessie J and wet, wet, wet? Jordan Sparks. I do love a bit of wet, wet, wet, but it's Jordan Sparks or Jessie J for me today. I agree.
Starting point is 01:16:36 I think I'm... I know it's Emma's birthday and she really liked the song, but I feel like I know Emma's vibe and she would like Jordan Sparks' No Air as well, so that's my vote. I'm going to vote that. I agree. Purely off song vibe.
Starting point is 01:16:51 It's the vibe. I think this is the right one to play. So that means, Kurt, congratulations. You just won Birthday Banger. Yes, thanks, Kurt. You got it, Kurt. Let's go. This is a belter.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Yeah, this is the right choice. Enjoy this one. And you know if you chose the other one, I was going to play the Brie version. I chose very well then. Here we go. Here's the winner of Birthday Banger on ZM, Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. So if you didn't hear it yesterday, I came clean with something that happened over the holidays, Clint.
Starting point is 01:17:27 I went to a festival, plain sailing here in Auckland. And look, I'd had a few lemonades, met some really lovely people. And there was one particular girl that I met. Her name was Maddie. And we got into a conversation where she was like, oh, you know, I know that you're on that show, Bree and Clint from the radio. I don't listen to your show. Yeah. And I said, okay, what's your reason?
Starting point is 01:17:50 And she said she didn't have a band extender in her car. And one thing led to another. And I ended up promising to this girl that I just met by handshake that I was going to buy her a band extender for her car so she could listen to our show for the rest of this year. That went down a couple of days after New Year's and no communication has since happened. No.
Starting point is 01:18:14 I assume you haven't paid for a band expander. No. And Maddie hasn't received a band expander. That's correct. But, Clint, I'm a woman of my word. I want to make good on these stupid, drunken decisions that I've made. And we have tracked down the one, the only Maddie. Hello.
Starting point is 01:18:29 Good afternoon. Hello. How are you guys? Maddie, this will be the first time you've ever heard us, considering you can't pick us up in your car. I know. So I'd just like to say my name's Clint. Yeah, and my name's Bree.
Starting point is 01:18:40 You met me a couple of weeks ago. Yes, I think I remember. So Bree owes you a band expander we actually have audio evidence of the contract you two entered into at the festival uh would you like to hear it yes I would love to go oh there's that's right there's video evidence now both of you are intoxicated in this video but the contract still stands so please take a listen and Ben Ben and I will just recreate that for you it's quite hard to hear track still stands, so please take a listen. Pay for my radio. Pay for my radio. It's a deal. And Ben and I will just recreate that for you.
Starting point is 01:19:08 It's quite hard to hear. So I'll be Matty and you'll be Bree, Ben. Okay. Brian, pay for my radio thing. Okay, deal. That did not sound anything like me. Good impression of Matty, though. I did sound like that.
Starting point is 01:19:22 So Matty, Bree owes you this thing for a car. I just informed Bree that a Bandix Band is about $150. Yeah, that was news to me, Maddie. Yeah, I don't know because I also have a European car. Oh, no, we're going to have to take the whole centre console out. No, no. I know. That's a really good point.
Starting point is 01:19:40 What sort of car do you have? A BMW. Oh, what the hell? Pay for your own. You're you have? A BMW. Oh, what the hell? Pay for your own. You're driving around in a BMW. I've had it for a few years, and there's a reason I haven't paid for my own. No, look, Maddie. Look, Maddie, I'm so glad that we've tracked you down because, like I said to you,
Starting point is 01:19:56 did you ever think that this drunken agreement would end up like this and I would come through with the goods? Not at all. I woke up the next morning. I didn't even remember that I would come through with the goods? Not at all. I woke up the next morning, I didn't even remember that I was going through all my photos and videos and I was like, what is that? Well, Maddie, great news.
Starting point is 01:20:13 We're going to book you into Continental Cars BMW this week and you will have a top of the line European band expander installed ASAP so that you can listen to the Brian and Clint show on ZDM. Congratulations. You guys are amazing. Thank you so much. No, no, not you guys.
Starting point is 01:20:30 You're welcome, Maddie. No, me, Maddie. Maddie, it's my pleasure. I am paying for it. It's my pleasure. We agreed on it. Clint is not taking my thunder. But, no, you're welcome.
Starting point is 01:20:39 And can we just lock in? We do get you as a Bree and Clint forever listener after this. Is that correct? Yeah. Honestly, I promise. I think my dad will be the one who will be the most stoked as he won't have to listen to my FM when I drive him around. Oh, come on, Dad. It's a bit shaky.
Starting point is 01:20:55 You said it, we did it. Alright, we'll see you soon, Maddie, and your precious BMW. Cool. Thank you guys so much. Have you been following our journey this week? Over the summer, Brie very generously offered to upgrade one ZM listener's radio so it can get
Starting point is 01:21:12 ZM in the car. Yeah, that's right. I was in a drunken state at the festival Plane Sailing and I made this agreement. Here's the drunken replay. Hey, my radio, it's a deal. It's a drunken replay. Pay for my radio. That's a deal. You know what for you, Matty?
Starting point is 01:21:30 You listen to our show and I'll pay for that to be installed. Matty, good work. I was sober. That's still another one. BS, Matty. You told us you didn't even remember this deal until you checked your camera roll and found the video contract.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Yeah. Hey, look, look, we need to get this thing done and to get your Band Expander installed in your 2007 BMW. Yeah, we found out yesterday that she drives a BMW, a European car. We need to get a quote, okay? So, Maddie, I'm about to call BM Workshop, the BMW mechanic in Greyland in Auckland. Oh, that's a fancy one.
Starting point is 01:22:13 We're not sending Maddie's car to some knock shop. What do you mean we? There's no we. You're not paying. I'm paying. Well, I respect Maddie too much for you to get some cheap knockoff put in her car i could try and do it that's so kind i'll give it a whirl oh g'day calvin uh my name's clint i'm looking to get a band expander put in a 2007 bmw one series
Starting point is 01:22:44 yep i was wondering if you could give me a quote or an estimate on how much that might cost sure sure give me two seconds the car can't currently get zm so we need we need to fix it good radio station love that station okay oh, oh, okay. Because I just did one last week, and the build for that customer came out to be, was it four and a half, five thousand? Five grand to buy an abandoned expander. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, like, in a nutshell, what really needs to happen is that the dash comes out,
Starting point is 01:23:23 central console comes out, the bus unit, which is the fiber optic, needs to be upgraded. Because at the moment it's got 3.8 megahertz. It needs to be upgraded to the 5.8 megahertz. That 5.8 megahertz, is there any way to get some more megahertz?
Starting point is 01:23:38 How much for six? Calvin, Calvin, who is this? Who is this? This is Calvin from BM Workshop in Greenland. Calvin, come, who is this? Who is this? This is Calvin from BM Workshop in Greenland. Come on, Calvin. I'm not buying this. Four grand? Are you shitting bricks?
Starting point is 01:23:53 No, unfortunately, that's the realistic of owning a BMW. That's the reality of offering a random woman at a festival that you'll upgrade her secondhand BMW. I didn't buy that for a second. Come on, who is this? This is genuinely Calvin, who's genuinely from BM Workshop. But you're not being genuine about the four grand, Calvin. No, that is the price, unfortunately.
Starting point is 01:24:17 That's the price. No, we can drop the bet, Calvin. I could hear in Calvin's voice the whole time He did such a good job How much joy he was taking in this Like he was just loving it Holy shit I think I need to go change my undies after that
Starting point is 01:24:36 Calvin is a plant But he is a real mechanic And we do have a real quote for you Okay good Calvin what's the real price to upgrade Maddie's band expander on her car? You're looking at about $450. $400? Yeah, but hey,
Starting point is 01:24:52 hey, at least it's not $5,000, right? Yeah, that's right. No, you're being serious. Yeah, I'm serious. You're being full serious. $450? Yeah. Okay, do you have any cars there for sale that aren't BMWs? Because I think
Starting point is 01:25:06 That we're just going to buy Matty a new car Who are the people in New Zealand Who save the most money Or have the most savings? You should have some if you can For a rainy day Especially with COVID coming up
Starting point is 01:25:20 But I understand That it's not that easy For a lot of people Not that simple A lot of people are just getting enough money to get by. ASB have done a survey of 600,000 Kiwis and found the median amount of money, and for Bree and others listening, that's the middle number. No, I know what the median is.
Starting point is 01:25:38 How do you know what median is, but you don't know what a third is? Yeah, it's weird. A third is the only thing I don't get. Well, the median amount of money that Kiwis have saved is $3,032. What? All up? All up. Right.
Starting point is 01:25:52 That's the amount of money they've got for emergencies. But that's so hard, though, because depending on what age. Yeah, exactly right. You know? Like, if you're older, like. Hopefully you've got more. Hopefully you've got more. And if you're younger, pretty good.
Starting point is 01:26:04 Yeah, true. You know? If you're 21 and you've got $3,032 in if you're younger pretty good yeah true you know if you're 21 and you've got 3032 dollars in the bank good bloody good you know uh the best savers in new zealand where do they live are you are you one of new zealand's greatest savers by virtue of where you live the tasman district so yes yes, fairly rural. That includes Murchison, Takaka, Motueka and Kaitere Tere. They have the most money in savings. Next was Nelson, which coincidentally is right next to the Tasman District. And next was Marlborough, which coincidentally is right next to Nelson. So the top of the South Island. The best place to save.
Starting point is 01:26:41 You guys are flush with cash. After that it was Aucklanders Really? Aucklanders? Yeah Where it cost $17 for two Coonra Yeah Jeez Aucklanders
Starting point is 01:26:52 Who's saving in Auckland? The worst savers in New Zealand Live in Gisborne and Southland That's where they have the least amount of money saved The median amount of money there is Between $1,000 and $2,000. Oh, so it's quite a lot less. Yeah, it's quite a lot.
Starting point is 01:27:10 I wonder why that is. I think a number of factors. I think like job opportunities. It's the median number, right? So if there's poverty, then it brings it all down. Yeah, right. Do you have your savings in an account that you can access? This is the big question.
Starting point is 01:27:27 So your money that you have saved for an emergency or a rainy day or a house if you're saving for a house, if you are out on the pizzo, can you access your savings account with ease? Yes. Is your savings account on your FBOS card? No. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:43 Can you easily transfer it using your bank app? Yes. And do you dip into your savings? No comment. There you go. I've got to get that change. Maybe why you haven't got that house stream yet. I've really got to get that change.
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