ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th January 2023

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

NZs worst kissers Blue Powerade + Milk = Strawberry milk?! Baby names that got declined Pls don't get chickens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Yo, what up? Welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast, everybody. Turbo podcast. Speed podcast. You can hear Bree packing up her laptop. I've got to go, guys. She's got shit to do, people to be. She's got to get out of here, man. So, before you go, anything?

Guys, I want to know what's going on tomorrow. Yeah, there's a big surprise tomorrow that we haven't talked about There's big secret squirrel stuff That's been happening all week And I'm the only one that doesn't know Are you worried? Yes If you've ever worked in radio for long enough You should be worried if you don't know what's going on

It's a good surprise Are you scared of anything? Yes, if you guys The one thing that I will know Clint knows, what's the one thing that I will... Clint knows. What's the one thing that I... Skydive. Bungee jump.

No, bungee jump. Oh, we did a bungee jump. We did that. But skydive, if you ever put me in a situation... Do I need a bullet? Yeah, you can pull the ripcord. Oh, I'm sorry. Shit.

I'm going to turn my mics off. You shut up, Claudia. I have a heart attack. Brie has been told tomorrow morning to meet us in the Auckland CBD at 8 o'clock in the morning. It's very early time for me. We'll be there earlier, mate. What is going on? You were also wondering if you should drive.

We've got to fuel up the plane. Yeah. Have you got an update on the driving situation? Yeah, Uber. Uber, right? Uber. When do I get the address? We'll send it to you.

We'll order the Uber for you. Just keep in mind, well, maybe I should keep this in mind. It's going to be quite busy getting an Uber at that time. Okay, leave the admin to us, mate. Just show up. He's a micromanager. I know, right? Just saying.

Just relinquish control for one morning. I feel like there's been a lot going on behind the scenes. Do I need to look my best? I would. Yeah. Yeah, look nice. Okay, well. Put some effort in bro Brush your head

I mean it's That's another bit of admin Early in the morning All will be revealed Is all I can say Okay Okay so we'll see you tomorrow morning And when do people get to hear

Probably about a week About a week? Yeah about a week Oh Geez that's a lot so this time next week no excuse me we're in charge not you thank you very much i hate not knowing you'll know very shortly you will know within 12 hours so no that's wrong yeah with this when this goes out yeah sort of yeah i guess Ish Yeah yeah yeah Around about Alright you two Alright I gotta go guys

I gotta go Bye Coming in Well howdy pilgrims Sick of being fact checked Honestly Good afternoon everybody Welcome to the

Brie and Clint show on ZM. Special shout out. I just forgot we haven't been doing it yet. We haven't been doing every day like we're supposed to. What's the special shout out? A special shout out to everyone doing Dry January. You know how I feel about Dry January. Especially when it's been such a wet January.

It doesn't rhyme. Wait till July. All right? January. It doesn't rhyme. Wait till July. Alright? You need to wait until the designated month to do something good for your health. Thank you very much. Exactly. Dry July and sober October are the only acceptable windows. Sober October.

That's the only ones. Just kidding. Anyway, there's only five days left of dry January. Oh my god. Can you imagine how sluzzled these people are going to get on February 1st? I can't believe we're nearly into February. Yeah, January is nearly over.

Yeah. New Year's is a distant memory. Christmas, that might as well have been last year or so long ago. Wild, isn't it?

Yeah. Shout out to all our celebrities listening in to the Brian Clint show today. Obviously, Ed Sheeran listening in. I'm sure he's listening wherever he is at the moment.

It's his favourite New Zealand radio show. The Rocket Man is listening too, I think. He's in the country. I heard after his show in Christchurch the other night, he got on his private jet and flew to Sydney. No. That was the rumour. Rather than stay in Christchurch.

That was the rumour I heard. What's wrong with Christchurch, Elton? You said such nice things on stage. Yeah, Christchurch is great. To be fair, I'd opt for Sydney as well over New Zealand. At this time of year. Would you? At this time of year, yeah.

How dare you? Yeah, yeah, not Christchurch. If I had a private jet and I could go anywhere, would you year. Would you? At this time of year, yeah. How dare you? Yeah, yeah. Not Christchurch. It's just all of, if I had a private jet and I could go anywhere, would you not? Would you not? Nah, it's too much admin. Yeah, right. Not if you've got your own jet, to be honest. Not if you're Elton John.

I mean, Sydney does have good weather in January, to be fair. Also, shout out to our other celebrity listener today, Jason Momoa, who's also in the country and tuned in. Now, I know he is definitely listening because he needs to know where I am at all times because of the restraining order. Bree's got an ankle bracelet that starts beeping when she's in a 30k radius

of Jason Momoa. Makes me know if I'm warmer or colder. And boy is she warm. Oh yeah. Let's kick things off with Tradiverse Lady. We're looking at five points to the ladies and three games to the tradies.

The ladies for the first time in a long time extending their lead over the tradies so can we keep it going this afternoon? Absolutely. Call now if you want to play

0800 DIAL ZM 50 bucks cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. It's time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint Tradie vs Lady Thanks to KFC. She's from the Garden City, and Midori and Coke is her favourite drink, which people think is weird. Yeah, I think it's pretty weird too.

Hi, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. How long has that been your drink of choice for? About two years, actually. Midori and Coke. Weird. Yeah, don't hate it until you try it. Okay. Okay.

Give it a whirl. Bree's going to get us to try milk and Powerade together on the show today. Let's throw a bit of Midori and there'll be a party. Midori and milk a thing? Would you have Midori and milk, Hannah?

Maybe not Midori and milk, but maybe Kahlua. Well, you have Midori and Kahlua, which is milky, isn't it? Yeah. Kind of.

We should do MasterChef, but for like bad cocktails. You have to make up a drink with stuff that's in your parents' liquor cabinet. So it takes you back to your child. I mean, what? You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Napier. He's 31.

And yesterday's tradie on Tradie vs. Lady was this man's apprentice. Welcome to the show, Patrick. G'day, Patrick. How you going? So your apprentice was Sausage Boy. Yeah, he loves a good sausage, eh? He loves a sauce. Loves a saucy.

A loser, big loser on Tradiverse Lady yesterday, wasn't he? He was on site too. So you are going to have to carry the company today. You're going to have to get a win. Hopefully. Yeah. There's a lot riding on your shoulders this afternoon, Patrick. Patrick, your buzzer is tradie. Hannah, yours is

Midori and Coke. Nah, you can just use lady. And the first to get three answers correct gets 50 bucks cash thanks to our sponsor, KFC. Good luck, everybody. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Silver Ferns played the Aussie Diamonds in netball last night. Who won?

Tradie. Yes, Patrick. last night. Who won? Brady. Yes, Patrick. We did. No, we did not. The Aussies win. Yeah. The Aussies took it out. It's always a good battle, isn't it? It's been really ding-dong recently.

Yeah, I've seen a few clips, actually, of them bit of argy-bargy. It's good stuff. It is good. It's great to watch. Question number two. No points there for anyone. Which of these celebrity A-listers is not in New Zealand right now? He's good. It's great to watch. Question number two. No points there for anyone. Which of these celebrity A-listers is not in New Zealand right now?

Jason Momoa, Ed Sheeran, Beyonce or Elton John? Ladies. Hannah, I'm going to say. Beyonce. It is Beyonce. Nice work. Well done, Hannah. One to the ladies.

She might as well be here. Everyone else is. Yeah. New Zealand is the place to be right now. The hot spot. Yeah. All right. One to the ladies. She might as well be here. Everyone else is. Yeah. New Zealand is the place to be right now. The hot spot. Yeah. All right, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.

Hannah? Did you buzz in, Hannah? No. Was that you, Patrick? Yeah, Britney Spears. That is Britney Spears. Nice work, Patrick. Sorry, Patrick, you had a bit of a lady's voice there.

I thought it was Hannah. All right, that's one apiece. Question number four. Name four TV streaming services available here in New Zealand. Ladies. Yes, Hannah. Netflix, Neon, Disney, and Amazon Prime. Well done.

She's got it. That was good. On fire. Nice work. That was a tough one. Yeah. I only had one extra down there, and that was Apple. Yeah.

Lovely work. That's two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Patrick. Question number five. In the Disney cartoon Aladdin, what is the name of Aladdin's princess? Lady. Yes, Hannah, for the the name of Aladdin's princess? Lady. Yes, Hannah, for the win. Jasmine.

She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Fire. $50 cash coming to you, Hannah. You're the Tradie vs. Lady champion. Well done. Nice work.

That's so good. Thank you. I don't know, Patrick, what's going on, mate? You might have to shut down the business after this. This is two losses in a row. Yeah, maybe. You got any other apprentices they can call tomorrow, Patrick?

I do, bet we do. Come on, mate. Third time lucky. Bree and Clint. It's time for another Bree and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. Saw this one on TikTok where I consume all of my media these

days, Clint. And I it's not as gross as some of the ones we've done on the Taste Test, so I thought we'd give it a go. We did Marmite milk recently, didn't we? Yuck. Was that Marmite milk? It was disgusting. I kind of liked it. It was warm Marmite milk. Yeah, it was like

Oxo. It was like beef soupy. It was like drinking bloody. It was like drinking Satan's butthole. It was yuck. It was so off. The one I saw yesterday, which I thought we could try this afternoon, is apparently they're saying in the world of social media that milk and blue Powerade,

when you mix it together, tastes like strawberry milk. I don't know why they make any other Powerade colours. Wait, are you a blue Powerade or Gatorade person? Yeah. Oh, not me. Why would you drink anything other than blue Powerade? Because blue's not the best.

This is the only one that has medicinal benefits. As if! It's the only one that can heal me in my hour of need. Mate, it's red all day, my friend. No, I'm a mountain blast kind of guy. It is a cherry or a red or whatever it is. Anyway, why are we mixing Powerade and milk? Because they say if you mix them together, it tastes like strawberry milk.

Okay. Okay? Yeah. So let's do it. We've got blue Powerade here. Let's give it a whirl. Yeah. And I reckon just do half and half, like pretty much the same.

50-50? 50-50, yeah. God, it's so blue in the glass. God, are you going to drink all that? Well, you said half. Imagine if we found the secret recipe for strawberry milk. Imagine if all this time it's just been Powerade. I know.

It would be so confusing for my brain if blue tastes like strawberry. I know, weird, eh? So it definitely looks like blue milk. Shit. The ZM company's really gone hundy on the three-litre milk, hasn't it? Okay. All right, we're in. We're ready to go.

Here we go. Cheers. Cheers. To good health. To We're ready to go. Here we go. Cheers. To good health. To good health. And strawberry milk. Down the hatch. It has an initial hint of strawberry.

It does. How do I know what another tastes? I'm going to say it tastes a lot like Powerade and milk. That's my initial thoughts. I mean, I see what they're saying. No? It tastes like a weird artificial strawberry flavour. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I quite like it. It tastes... I will say this. Quite nice. No, I was going to say it tastes bad. It does kind of taste like strawberry milk. I'll give it to them. I feel like we've debunked it. It kind of does.

It kind of does. Maybe it needs more Powerade. Yeah, put more Powerade in. Well, that's a lot of Powerade. Now? Now it tastes even more Powerade-y. Funny that. Maybe it needs more milk.

Maybe it needs more milk. Please, can you not pour the massive milk over the very expensive radio disc? Look, it's starting to curdle. Oh, that's... Yeah, I want to drink it now. All right, there you go. I said at the start, we'd try it so you don't have to. Yeah.

I quite like it. Try it for yourself. Oh, mine's separating. Look. Look, it's separating. Yeah, it's not the best idea. But give it a go. I won't be having it on a hangover, put it that way.

No. Bree and Clint. Are you one of the people who, when you hear this guy's name, you go all funny and you get a bit woozy and you... The fanny flutters? Yeah. Yeah. But, I mean, you don't have to have a fanny to get the flutters over this man.

Let's test it. Yeah. Okay, you ready? I'm going to test you. You sitting down? Yeah. Jason Momoa. Right, you are one of those women.

Yeah, it happened. He's here in the country. Can't control it. He's here right now. Is he here? There's a chance that after the show, you could bump into Jason Momoa at, Where is he staying?

I don't know, Westfield. He might be going to Just Jeans to get himself a new pair of 501s. If I know Jason Momoa, he loves a going to Just Jeans to get himself a new pair of 501s. If I know Jason Momoa, he loves a bit of Just Jeans. Yeah? Yeah. Where else are you going to get Levi's originals at a reasonable price in the city?

And he likes to rip them, so, you know. He's here in the country to shoot a film. We had a ZM staff meeting today, and Hayley Sproul was – Fletch sent Hayley a picture of Jason in the country. Yeah. He had no shirt on in this picture. Was he going through the airport? No.

Hayley's eyes basically rolled back in her head. Yeah. The man has such like a, such an enchanting power. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I do know what it is. Raw sexual magnetism. We like the big boys. Anyway, if you want to get what it is raw sexual magnetism we like the big boys

anyway if you want to get close to Jason Momoa you like the big boys do you want to get close to them we like the big boys the thick boys this is a real chance

for you to to work alongside Jason Momoa at the moment here in New Zealand a talent and modelling agency has put an urgent casting call out

for 15 extras to be in the project that Jason Momoa is filming in New Zealand. What do we have to be? I'll be a mermaid. Send me in. This is the problem. They're looking for 15 Hawaiian-looking men aged between 18 and 50. Well, I'm out. You fit literally none of those criteria. Damn! You're between 18 and 50. Yeah, well, out. You fit literally none of those criteria. Damn!

You're between 18 and 50. Yeah, well that one I do. Yeah. It's paying $300 a day. That's not bad money. Three days of consecutive shooting. So you'll make $900 out of it. Yeah. And you'll get to see and maybe sniff Jason Momoa. The issue they're

facing is they're being inundated with Kiwi women applying. Going, and this is what they're facing is they're being inundated with Kiwi women applying, going, and this is what they're saying. They're going, do you, because the role that they want, you play a Maui warrior. Okay. Okay, you're like a Hawaiian warrior alongside Jason. Got it.

They're getting women going, do you need any female warriors? I could do that. I mean, it's 2023. Why can't we have female warriors? They're also getting, do you need someone to play Jason's wife in the film? This is real, by the way.

He's a side piece. I don't mind. If he's looking for an affair, I could do that. You know why I think people are so obsessed with him? It's because, one, he looks the way he does. Yeah, he's very attractive. But he's also got a good personality and he's funny. He's charismatic.

Yeah. Yeah. He also, he's a Pacific Islander. And so here in New Zealand, like, we've got huge Pacific Island culture. He just represents the creme de la creme, doesn't he, of male physique. And it also looks like he could just pick me up and throw me around a bit, you know? Is that what you're after? That's the main reason.

Women say they want that. Every time I pick my wife up, she just says, put me down. Yeah, but that's because she's scared you're going to drop her. Bree and Clint. I want to talk about horrific first kisses, Clint. Oh yeah. Because I think I may have found

the worst one ever. First kisses are never good. Some first kisses are wonderful. Not often. But they can be so awkward. The second kiss, usually way better. Yeah. Because everyone's more relaxed. You don't clink

teeth together. It's not usually a great time. The first kiss is such a risk. You're taking such a risk by going for the kiss. Because you don't know if they want it and then you're like, oh. You think they want it? I think they want it. I think they want it now.

But I don't know. It's an awkward time. Open my mouth and here we go. Just going to go for it. Just going to close my eyes and hope for the best Like pin the tail on the donkey My wife asked me to stop coming in With an open mouth for kisses recently She was like, can you not?

Do you not give a peck first And then the open mouth comes after I'm talking about Do you go straight in? I talk about just when I'm leaving the house too Like when I'm off to Oh you do, it's a peck. It's a peck.

Like some kind of fish. I would be the same as your wife as well. I'd be like, God, warm up first before you come in with the whole hog. Jeez. She's a lucky woman, okay? Sounds like it. Hey, this woman, I reckon her first kiss story is one of the worst I've ever heard. Okay.

Because it ended in surgery. Oh, okay. That was bad. So apparently she's a social media influencer. Her name's Sidra Ezroy. And she has put on her social media the story of when she, I guess she met this guy and they talked for about a month over social media so they got to know each other yeah but this was the first i believe maybe the first date but the first time they kissed okay um and she claims that uh they were french kissing And her date bit down on her tongue so hard that he split it open.

Someone on this team admitted recently to being a biter when it comes to kissing. Yeah, it's producer. No, no, no, no, no. We can't name names unless they're willing. It's fine. But she bites lips. Do you want to give us an insight? Because I'm not a biter.

Have you ever given your boyfriend a blood lip? Yeah, have you ever drawn blood? No. When you're biting? No, well, you're good to go then. He just told me to chill out. You're biting the lip, though, not the tongue. Yeah.

Yeah, the lip. Who's biting the tongue? Do you have a little nibble on the neck like Edward from Twilight? To be honest, he won't let me. But you would? Yeah, why not? Yeah, right. Some people are just bitey.

Well, I don't know about the tongue. I don't think I've ever heard of someone biting a tongue. Do you reckon he like... It feels so weird to bite a tongue. Have you ever tried it? Nah. Do you want to give it a go? Imagine if I said yes.

If we had to do it, if we had to do it, would you rather bite my tongue or would you rather me bite your tongue? Oh, I don't know. What would you rather? I'll have a bite. I think I'd rather do the biting. No, shotgun bite. No, shotgun bite.

Shotgun bite. No, shotgun bite. Damn it. To be fair, we should be getting an expert in. Ella should be coming in and biting both of our tongues. Oh, well, let's... Can we not... Yeah, stick them out.

Yeah. I don't want another HR meeting on this show this week, okay? I'll pop some hand sanitiser on my tongue and we're good to go. Look, this woman, this might be a good excuse not to do it because this woman says she needed stitches essentially across her tongue. Ouch. Because it was so bad. You ever split your tongue?

I have. Have you? Yeah. It's painful. What were you doing? I jumped off the roof onto a trampoline and my knee went up into my chin. Oh, teeth. And my teeth went through my tongue.

Yeah. I think that'd be quite common, eh? Yeah. Well, yeah. What about people think that'd be quite common, eh? Yeah. Well, yeah. What about people who get their tongue split down the middle so then they have like two weird... Oh, like piercing people. Like a snake tongue.

Yeah, those people were a different category, yeah. Hey, I thought we could ask people because obviously that's a horrific first kiss situation. Just not good. I don't know if I'd be going back for a second date. But has this happened to you? Have you had a really bad first kiss? I'll tell you any kiss.

I just want to hear about your worst kiss ever. Oh, just worst kiss ever? Yeah, because it might be, you could have had your worst kiss ever with your long-term partner. You know? They could have just... Oh, that's, how does that happen? Accidents happen.

Your wife, Lucy, calls him. Yeah, she's like, every morning. She's like, guys, I've been waiting for it. 8.30 as he leaves the house. A topic to call in for. This guppy fish just comes at me. Gosh, let me tell you. No, I'm thinking like maybe you and your hubby just,

you could have bumped teeth and he could have knocked your front tooth out. Or maybe you bumped heads and you broke someone's nose. Yeah, or maybe at intermediate you hooked up with a guy and you both had braces and your braces got stuck together and you were hooked together and they had to call the fire service and they used the jewels of life to get you guys separated. Was that you? No, but it'd be funny if it happened.

Why are you winking at me like it was you? Shut up. Brian Clint, 0800DARLS.M or you can text to 9696. We want to hear about your worst kiss ever. Brian Clint. Rowan's here. G'day, Rowan. Hi, Rowan.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Are you a good kisser? Do you back yourself as a good kisser, Rowan's here. G'day, Rowan. Hi, Rowan. Hey, guys. How's it going? Are you a good kisser? Do you back yourself as a good kisser, Rowan? Oh, I 100% am. I carry the relationship when it comes to kissing. Oh, I like that. You're doing the work. Confidence is key. Tell us, Rowan, then, what was your worst kiss ever? Just before I do, Bree, I just want to give a shout

out. My son's going to be over the moon knowing that I've spoken to you. He's a massive celebrity treasure island fan. Oh, no way. What's your son's name? Zaves. Xavier John. Xavier.

Lovely to hear that. Thank you so much, Rowan. He'll be excited for the new season launching on Monday, Rowan? Yep, definitely. Let's all go. He doesn't know the story and we'll keep it that way. Okay, good. Tell us about your worst kiss ever, Rowan? Yep, definitely. Let's all go. He doesn't know this story and we'll keep it that way. Okay, good.

Tell us about your worst kiss ever, Rowan. So it was with my current partner. We've been together four and a half years now. And we met up another, one or three nights we met up and I picked her up from the pub and we'd had a few drinks together. She'd drunk more than I had,

but I was going to drop her home. So we pulled out of the pub and we'd had a few drinks together. She'd drunk more than I had, but I was going to drop her home. So we pulled out of the pub and we get pulled over and I get breath tested. Yeah. And I failed the first test and she thought that I'd failed and lost my licence and she felt so bad that she leaned in for a kiss and we smashed teeth.

You smashed teeth? Yeah. Well, no, we didn't break teeth off. They just banged into each other. Yeah, teeth clash. Rowan, just please tell me you passed the evidential blood test. This is not a drink driving story.

I failed to count a 10 that passed the blow into the tube. But she didn't see any of that stuff. No, no, no. Oh, Rowan. Rowan. And she still denies to this day that it was her that lent him for the kiss

and said that it was me. She thought it was your last kiss. She thought you were going to prison. She's like, I'm never going to see this guy again. Yeah, she's like, I better make this a good one and it better be fast. Get this one. My first kiss with a girl went wrong.

Her nose was in the way and it poked me in the eye. My eye got infected. Not ideal. We went back for a second date. As you wouldn't. What about this guy? Says, I knocked teeth with someone I was dating during a kiss, chipped my tooth and had to go to the dentist and get it sorted. Thanks to ACC it was free, but only the dentist, but not only the dentist found it hilarious, but when I handed in my ACC form to reception, they all laughed.

Unfortunately, I had the same dentist as my dad and they relayed the story to him. Nah, that's doctor-patient confidentiality. That's a breach. Not ideal. Someone said, my cousin was making out with someone and got lockjaw. They ended up having to go to hospital

to get it put back in place. I've heard of this happening. Pashjaw. Must have been a passionate kiss. Must have been a long kiss. Anonymous is here. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello. We want to know about your worst kiss ever. Can you let us know? I was more the worst kisser than the worst kiss, but there was a guy that I was seeing that, as we were coming towards each other to kiss, he used to put his tongue out before we reached each other. What?

The first thing that would touch is the tongue. No! Imagine, this is what it would look like. People can't see it. No, open the mouth a bit more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be like one of those show clowns. You know, where you put the balls in their mouth?

He's really excited about it too, and he's salivating, and there's like a string of saliva hanging off his tongue. Anonymous, did you ever tell him, were you ever like, mate, let's start with the tongue in the mouth? No. The first time I thought maybe it was a mistake, and he was just enthusiastic but no, it kept happening.

He's like an excited Labrador. Pretty much. Not ideal. And how long did that last, Anonymous? A couple of weeks. See, we don't have Dolly magazine to teach us how to kiss anymore. This is the issue. We have a whole generation of people coming through who are never

going to get to read the sealed section and learn how to kiss properly. Well is the issue. We have a whole generation of people coming through who are never going to get to read the sealed section and learn how to kiss properly. Well, you know, I always say this. I always say, get rid of maths, get rid of chemistry, get rid of physics.

There needs to be a kissing class in school, you know, and like just life lessons. I think there's a few issues with that class. I just think there's a few issues putting that in schools.

I'm not, look, I'm no expert, but I feel like maybe. Well, mate, they've got PE. What's the difference? You a fan of the show Naked Attraction? Not really. I find it too awkward.

Oh, yeah? And a bit gross. Would you watch it with your wife? Would you sit down and watch an episode? I think I would be more inclined to watch it with my wife because at least we could, like, talk about what we were seeing and talk through what we were seeing. Yeah, I watched it with my mum one time.

Yeah. That was an awkward experience. I really wouldn't recommend. She's like, that one looks like your father's. I'm like, okay, changing the channel. No more. The host of that show does such an amazing job. Her name's Anna Richardson.

She is good. So good. She's almost like doctor-esque in her level of professionalism. She's so professional. She's never like, because if I was on that show, I'd be like, whoa. She's so professional most of the time. She has been, she's been rattled, I'll say. Okay.

Recently on the show when a contestant with the biggest male appendage has entered the competition. Interesting. And there's some piece of audio of where her and the woman who is picking and dating people see it for the first time. I was going to ask that. Is it a heterosexual dating scenario? It is. Okay. Just take a listen to the audio of these two women when this poor guy, his name's Rara, when the...

What do you mean poor guy? It sounds awesome. When the screen comes up, take a look. That is quite insane. Any surprises? He is working with a weapon right there, isn't he? I mean, look at that. Wow.

And, I mean, he's got quite little legs as well. I mean, that is literally a third leg. That is quite impressive, really. Is that real? Oh, my God. I think that's too big. They're talking about the guy. He's right there.

He's right there. He can hear that, right? He can hear what they're saying. He can hear every word. Every word. I like how at the end she's like, that is too big. Too big. Because the other

way to go is she would have gone, you know how they reveal bit by bit? Yeah. The big donger comes out and she goes, yes, golden

buzzer. Yes, I'll take him. Yep. Shotgun. Shotgun that one. I want it. I want it.

It's so funny because apparently the guy, he has come out and said it puts more girls off than anything. Have you seen it? No. Well, I tried to find the video that was unblurred, but I couldn't find it.

Because they don't blur it on TV. No, no, no. They don't blur anything. You can kind of see through the blur, though, a bit, can't you? Like, you can see the area that they're blurring. Well, this one you could. Put it this way. I'm holding a Powerade, a 750 mil Powerade.

Yeah. Bigger or smaller? Oh, maybe a touch bigger. Bigger? Oh, it was about that. It was about that. Yeah, that's about right, I think. Damn, you'd need an extra pocket in your shorts.

Yeah, I think he needs to pay extra rego just to have it on his person. He needs a firearms license. He needs to register it. Is that thing loaded? Yeah, he goes, just a couple of things to register today. My ute and also that. Brianne Clint. The Registrar General of Births, Deaths and Marriages

has published a list of the declined baby names of last year. I hate the sound effect, but anyway. Well, you should try a birth. You should try being at a birth. I like how you just went, you should try birthing a kid, like you've birthed a kid. I said being at a birth. Yeah, you nearly said it, didn't you?

That sound effect is actually me in the birthing suite as the baby came out. Before you go into this list of baby names that the New Zealand Birth, Deaths and Marriages Centre says you can't have, isn't it weird that it's all the same place? I know. So you have to ring them. And if you're getting married, having a baby or dying, someone's died, you have to ring the same place. And the person goes, birth, deaths and marriages,

what department can I transfer you to? Start and finish at the same place. And you go in the middle if you get married, if you're lucky enough. Yeah. So these are the criteria. This is what they've said. The guidelines are put in place to ensure that names don't cause offence,

are a reasonable length, and don't represent an official title or rank. Okay. Interesting. Okay. So these are apparently a total of 13 completely new names were declined last year. Let's get into some of the names that they said no to.

Let's kick it off with royalty. Well, that denotes a rank, doesn't it? Was denied. I imagine you can't be called king or queen then either. Or prince. King is the most declined name here in New Zealand last year with nine people trying to name their daughter or son King. Yes, King.

That was a no. Also, seven people tried to name their baby Royal. How did King Kapisi get it then? I don't know. It must have been before these royals came into place. I don't know. Some of the other names, a lot of Royal stuff. Queen.

Someone tried to name their baby Queen. That got rejected. Yeah. Soldier. Spelled kind of like soldier boy. Oh, really? S-O-U-L-I-J-A-H. That's Solijar.

Solijar. Major got rejected. Yeah. King Kelly hyphenated. Okay, yeah. got rejected. Yeah. King Kelly, hyphenated. Okay, yeah. Got rejected. Justice, spelt in a few different ways. Justice, yeah.

Got rejected. There's like that Eagle versus Shark. Have you ever seen that line in Eagle versus Shark? No. Where Jermaine Clement calls up and he goes, he's trying to get hold of this guy, he's trying to fight, and he goes, tell him Justice is calling. No, actually, you're not allowed to be called that name that name asian father on the other end of the line goes okay justin i'll get him for you justin just hold there um this one's a great

one this got rejected uh from births deaths and marriages here in new zealand empress hyphen Jade. Jeez, there's a lot. Empress Jade. Empress Jade, yeah. Chiefy Renata got rejected. Bishop. Bishop. B-I-S-H-I-P. We worked with a bishop here at ZM. Yeah, well, they got rejected. There was a guy here called Bishop. I know.

Maybe it's like new rules. Maybe after Bishop Brian Tamaki, after he just gave himself the title, they were like, okay, no one else. No one else is allowed to call themselves bishop. We're cutting you off. This is weird. So, princess, not allowed to call your baby princess.

Four people tried to and they got rejected. Yeah. And prince, also no prince. Well, you've got to be equal these days, don't you? Yeah, you've got to keep it the same. That's why prince had to change his name. I thought he changed it to prince. Well, you've got to be equal these days, don't you? Yeah, I mean, you've got to keep it the same. That's why Prince had to change his name. I thought he changed it to Prince. Yeah, yeah, something like that. Yeah, right, yeah.

Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we are. Birthday banger to get you home. You call us up, you tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was the number one song on that day,

and we'll play one of those songs in full. Let's start with Connor. Kia ora, Connor. G'day, Connor. G'day, how's it going? Good, mate. How's your day going? Oh, pretty all right, actually.

Oh, good to hear, Connor. Hey, let's do your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? July 95, or do you need the day as well? Yeah, the day two would be great, Connor. You guys are trying to get my security questions, my password. We need your mother's maiden name as well. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, name my first pet. That's right. That's correct. Yeah, yeah. Just all protocol. Just give us a date, Connor. So 29th of July, 1995. 29th of July.

All right, Connor. What's he got to hide? He was 16 in 2011, Connor. And on that day, this, you idiot. What's he got to hide? He was 16 in 2011, Connor. And on that day, this was number one. Mr. Saxo Beat. You're a fan of the Saxo Beat, Connor? Yeah, no. No, I actually don't know this song.

You don't know Mr. Saxo Beat? Maybe I need to... I wish we had the time, Connor. I wish we had the time. Wait there, Connor. Thank you for playing Birthday Banger. We'll go to Emily. Hi, Emily.

Hi, Emily. Hi, guys. Do you know the song Mr. Saxo Beat? Mr. Saxo Beat? Yeah, Mr. Saxo Beat. Yeah, Mr. Saxo... No. Jeez, okay.? Yeah. Mr. Saxo Beat. No. Jeez, okay. Okay, well, maybe.

Is it you and I? Just you and I? Maybe. If you give me a little bit of like a line, maybe. You bring me down, spin me around, Mr. Saxo Beat. Could have just played it. Nah, because the bit that we've got is not the bit. True, you're right.

I do know I'm just horrible at names. Emily, let's see if you know your birthday banger. What's your birthday? I am March 16th, 1999. All right, that means you were 16. Maybe she's too young for Mr. Sex, I think. She's too young for it. You were 16 in 2015, and Emily, here's your birthday bang.

Illy Goulding from the Fifty Shades of Grey soundtrack. You like that one, Emily? I like it. I like being loved like I do. Do you just? Okay. Do you bring the love vibes, do you, Emily? I'm a lover girl, yeah.

Yeah, cool. I like it. Well, it suits you. Ellie Goulding could be about I'm a lover girl, yeah. Yeah, cool. I like it. Well, it suits you. Ellie Goulden could be about to stage a comeback. I told you the other day she's back in the studio with Calvin Harris. I hope so. Yeah. Okay, wait there, Em. We're going to do one more birthday banger, this time for Millie.

Kia ora, Millie. G'day, Millie. Hey. How's your week been, Millie? So good. Ready for Friday. Aren't we all? Aren't we all? Well, let's get you there with your birthday banger. What's your week been, Millie? So good. Ready for Friday. Aren't we all? Aren't we all?

Well, let's get you there with your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? The 20th of June, 1999. All right. That means he was 16 in 2015. Same as Emily, actually. So later in that year, this also had a number one. We needed somebody to lean on.

Banger. Banger. Thank you, Lisa. I needed somebody to lean on. Banger. Banger. Major Lazer. That's my all-time favourite Major Lazer song. Yeah. Probably my all-time favourite Moo song as well. Yeah. That's a good one, Millie.

You like it? I'm stoked. I'm doing the little dance. I remember the music video well. Yeah. Yeah. It might even be my all-time favourite DJ Snake song. Could be.

I mean, there's a lot to pick from. Did they all peak on the song? I mean, it's a big song. I'm going to vote for Millie. I like that song from Major Lazer. I like it. It's a vibe. Mills, you got the vibes and you get the win.

You're the winner of Birthday Banger today. Congratulations. Woo-hoo! Thank you. Straight out of 2015. Here's your Birthday Banger on ZM. People were listening yesterday. I told a crazy story where a restaurant over in England posted a video, a promotional video of people dining in the restaurant

and getting people excited to come dine at the restaurant. Yeah. And they posted it on their Facebook page and a woman commented on the video and said, hey, when was this footage filmed? Because I've just spotted my husband who died 14 years ago in the video. I think it was nine years ago, wasn't it? Was it?

You said nine yesterday. Was it 14 years? He died 2014. 2014. Yeah, so nine years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, I'm making the story more elaborate. I remember the details because I was so fascinated by it.

Yeah. She said specifically, this video contains footage of my husband who died nine years ago and my son as well. Which is the bit that made me go, it's not just a guy who kind of looks like your husband. It has to actually be him. Yeah, and the son. And the son. So people were super invested in the story and other people started commenting because the restaurant commented back and said, because I guess the woman was maybe thinking it was old footage,

which it could have been. Yeah. But the restaurant commented back on the Facebook post and said, this was taken like a couple of months ago. Yeah. So it was new. We don't know what's going on. Yeah.

Yeah. And anyway, and then the thread went dark. She didn't reply. There was no replies from her. And all of us yesterday here were like, we're invested. We need to know what's going on. And there was all these conspiracy theories going around where someone was like, oh, it's a marketing thing. They're just trying to get marketing. Anyway, the son, his name's Alex, has now made a comment on the situation.

Okay. So he's now involved. And he's in the video. And he's, well, that's what she thought. Okay. So he's now involved. And he's in the video. And he's, well, that's what she thought. Okay. That's what she thought. Right. So her actual son has commented?

Her actual son. Right. Yeah, her actual son, Alex, has commented and said, unfortunately, my mother has got it wrong. She's confused. That was not my dad who's passed away, and it was not me either in the video. Oh, got it wrong. She's confused. That was not my dad who's passed away and it was not me either in the video. Oh, gutted. Oh, poor old duck.

She's clearly. I know. And you hear about this when somebody passes away and you see them everywhere? Yeah, I know. Oh, that's a really sad ending to that story. The son, however, did say, he goes, I had to look a few times because I was like, whoa, God, that looks like me and my dad.

But unfortunately, it was just a coincidence. Oh, this poor woman would have been going out of her brain as well because it's actually the best outcome though because if it was actually her dead husband and son, what then? Like if he's been dead for nine years or so she thinks. Where have you been? And now he's in a promotional video for Spice Cottage.

Like where have you been, bitch? Or, or I'm just throwing a conspiracy out there. Or the son is in on it. Oh, back to conspiracy. Yeah, I like this one. The dad has skipped out nine years ago. He's faked his death. He's skipped out off with another woman,

and he's still catching up with the son. That's what I think has happened. Let's not rule anything out. Let's leave the Spice Cottage mystery open for at least another day. 100%. Brie and Clint. Pete Davidson's having his Kim Kardashian tattoos removed. Because he got her kids' names too, right?

He went hundo on them. And I have this theory that when you have a lot of tattoos that... It's not as big a deal. Yeah. But people with tattoos would be like, no, every tattoo means something. I think they're devalued a little bit. There's a guy on Love Island at the moment, UK,

that in the first episode was telling all the girls in there that he's got a girl that he met on a holidays initial tattooed on his ankle red flag red flag red flag like you just met a girl and you got a initial tattooed on you and he has no other tattoos by the way pete davidson having kim kardashian's tattoos removed from his body makes me think that the relationship ended badly. Because if it didn't, and he's covered in tattoos anyway, why wouldn't you keep

a memory of that time that you dated the most famous woman in the world on your body? It's like a souvenir. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But why wouldn't you keep it there and be like, oh, this tattoo, that's from when I was dating Kim Kardashian. Yes, the Kim Kardashian. Maybe he got his heart broken. That's what I mean by maybe it ended badly.

And he doesn't want to, you know, relive. The tattoos that we know of that are gone are the Aladdin-themed tattoo that he got. Because that's where they met on the set of Saturday Night Live and they kiss. Yep, they were Jasmine and Aladdin on the magic carpet. He also looks like he's had the kids' names one removed. Oh, sad. What did the kids do? Well, I mean...

The kids didn't break up with you. If her name's going, I guess theirs are. He had KNSCP tattooed on his body, which people believe stood for Kim North St. Chicago Psalm. Right. Not Kanye, though. Well, obviously. For obvious reasons. Kanye

hates this guy. And not to give Kanye any airtime because he doesn't deserve it and we don't support him. But if you're already mad at this guy for dating your wife and spending time with your kids, if he then goes and gets a tattoo of your kids' initials, you would be ropeable.

Well, to be honest, imagine anyone in Kanye's position, like in that, you know, the ex-partner, and your ex-partner's dating someone and you've got kids and they go and get her name and the kid's name tattooed. You would not like it. You'd be like, back off, bro. And it was like a fresh relationship.

They were only dating for like a year. He may still have, no one's confirmed whether he's had the my girl is a lawyer tattoo removed. Right. Which is clearly a Kim Kardashian one as well. I feel like if the others are gone, surely that one has to go. Unless he's dating a lawyer again. Tattoos, like I don't have tattoos.

And to me, they seem weirdly temporary these days because you can just go and get them removed. However, I'm assured by people who have had it done that it's not that simple and it's not that nice to have them removed here's a bit of pete davidson talking about what it's like to have tattoos removed burning them off is like worse than getting them because like not only are they like burning off your skin but like you're wearing these like big goggles right so you you can't see anything and there's just like the doctor's in there with you so before he goes to laser each tattoo you have to hear him announce what the tattoo is to make sure if you want to keep it or not so i'll just be like

sitting there you know like all high off of the pronox which i actually quite enjoy it's actually pretty fun and then all of a sudden I'll just hear, are we keeping the Stewie Griffin smoking a blunt? And then I have to sit there and be like, no, Dr. G. Amazing. Are we keeping the My Girlfriend's a Lawyer tattoo? No, that is the one I want removed. Are you sure you want these Kim Kardashian tattoos removed? Because it's pretty cool, man.

You're like, yes, I do. Brie and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. This is a huge story today in the music world. Justin Bieber has sold the rights to his entire back catalogue of music. Right, so this is what Scooter Braun did to Taylor Swift without her permission. Well, he bought hers.

Yeah. Oh, he bought them and then has done what he wants with them. Yeah, kind of. I guess he'll sell them too because she's devalued them by going and re-recording them and making it like... Such a boss movie. Yeah. I saw someone on TikTok describe it as the most punk rock thing anybody has done in ages. Yeah. She just re-recorded her own music

and was like, if you listen to the originals, then you're cancelled. Basically. Yeah, pretty much. She's made that catalog unusable. If you are a fan of me and you want to support me,

you listen to the re-recorded... You buy it off me. Yeah, exactly. The re-recorded one. So this Bieber deal is crazy. So Scooter Braun would have done this deal as well. He would have brokered this deal. Did he buy them? Did he buy Justin Bieber's? No. No.

He sold them to this company. The company doesn't matter, but they'll do what they want with them. And the deal itself ranks as one of the biggest deals ever made for an artist who is under the age of 70. Wow. Yeah. And the reason that's important is because Justin Bieber

is still in his music-making prime. Artists who have gone an entire career, which has lasted like 50 years. And then they sell it. There's a huge catalogue, and then they sell it. Yeah. Justin's in his prime. The deal that was done, according to Billboard magazine, cost 200 million US dollars.

So that's like 300 and something million New Zealand dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Justin's, he's minted, but he was already rich. Yeah. I wonder why he did it. There must be a reason as to why he did it. Bree's theory was he wants to get out of music. Well.

That he's had all these health implications and also he's been doing it since he was a little, little kid and it doesn't serve him anymore. That's my gut feeling is he's like, I don't want to do it anymore. He might change his mind down the track, but I feel like, yeah, it could be. $200 million for Justin's back headlog

is not the biggest deal of all time. Bruce Springsteen sold his for $500 million. Bob Dylan sold his for $300 million. Wow. John Legend and Iggy Azalea have also sold theirs, but obviously not as big. No offence, Iggy Azalea, but yeah. That's so much money.

I do hope we find out the reasons why, actually. Yeah. Just because I find that interesting. There'll be a way that he continues to make money out of it the reasons why eventually. Yeah. Just because I find that interesting. There'll be a way that he continues to make money out of it, I'm sure. Yeah. We've got to sell the rights to the Hot Mess Express. No point holding on to that. If there's any bidders out there, it's ready to go.

Imagine the deal we could make. If you are trying to beat the egg crisis at the moment by getting your own chickens, stop! Don't do it. My friend Dan did this like two years ago. the egg crisis at the moment by getting your own chickens? Stop! Don't do it. My friend Dan did this like two years ago. He's like,

I've got to get chickens because I'm spending too much on eggs. And I was like, how many chickens are you getting? How many eggs are you eating? Yeah. When we bought our new house

last year, the house already had chickens and the people moving out were like... They left them there? They offered to leave them there. There's a chicken coop and a chicken run in the backyard. And they were like, oh, do you want the chickens?

And at the time it was too stressful. I've got kids to feed. I've got cats to feed. I don't want the chickens. My theory was I don't want to have to look after anything else that eats or shits. That's chickens. And that's chickens. The nationwide egg shortage plus the fact that the price of eggs has gone up 30% in the last year. That's chickens. And that's chickens. The nationwide egg shortage plus the

fact that the price of eggs has gone up 30% in the last year. It's wild. That's crazy. Yeah. Means that people are saying, F you egg companies, and they want to make their own eggs at home. We're making our own eggs. Well, the chickens will make them. We're just going to feed them. Now we don't only have an egg shortage,

we've got a chicken shortage. Like a laying chicken shortage. Why? Because people are. Why? Because people are buying them. Because people are buying them to have them at home. Where do you even buy chickens? Trade me. You can buy chicken laying eggs on Trade Me. Egg laying chickens. Egg laying chicken laying eggs.

It's a real chicken and egg situation, isn't it? It is, isn't it? I listened to an interview last night, because I'm very boring, about having chickens. I think because part of me thought... Have you got anything else on? I was driving, okay? I was driving. Okay.

That's the podcast you decided to listen to? No, I was listening to Radio New Zealand, actually. I think part of me wants to get chickens or thinks it could be a good idea. A bad idea. Because we too eat a lot of eggs. My daughters eat a lot of eggs. I eat a lot of eggs. I mean, it's a great idea in theory.

In theory. And we're set up for chickens. So I was like, well, we just got to get them. Here's all the reasons why you shouldn't. Okay. This is what I took from it. Not all chickens lay eggs. I didn't realise this, but you could get a chicken and it could never lay an egg.

You can't tell whether it's going to or not. It's kind of up to the chicken. If they do, it takes a while for them to start laying eggs. And even if they do lay eggs, they only lay them for a small period of their life. How long? Up to a maximum of three years.

Is that it? But chickens can live for a decade. So then you have to just deal with the chicken once it's on the pension? Yeah, exactly right. This retired chicken. You have two options. One, because your kids have probably fallen in love with the chicken by then.

You're not going to kill the chickens. You either have a pointless pet chicken or you kill it. No, you can't do that. See, farmers are willing to make those hard decisions and kill animals when it needs to happen. I'm not. Mate, I'm traumatised from my childhood in chickens. My auntie used to send us into the chicken coop to get

the eggs. They are so scary. And then I'm also traumatised because my nonna, my Italian grandmother, this makes sense now because she'd be like, oh, well, we're going to kill, you know, clucker. We're going to kill clucker because it's not laying eggs. Exactly right. They're ruthless.

You have to be because otherwise you're feeding it for no reason. That brings me to my next point. You have to feed them. And according to the chicken expert I listen to, once you factor in chicken feed and like straw and the other things that the chickens need, it works out to about the money it costs you per egg that you get is about the same as the cheapest eggs that you can get in the supermarket. Right. So your chickens have a better life. They are free range, but the saving is way smaller than you think it is.

And it's a lot of admin. It's a lot of admin. You know, and you want to know what you're doing because you don't want to give the chickens a bad life. Chickens attract rats. The rats eat the chickens' food. Chickens poo everywhere. Yeah.

Good fertilizer, but they poo everywhere. Chickens get sick. You have to deal with that. But you have to learn how to look after a chicken. It's a pet. You know how hard it is looking after dogs. Oh, my God. They want another living thing.

The last reason why I think you shouldn't get chickens. Why? You could get a psycho one. And some chickens are just psycho. Some of them are lovely. But you might get one that's just a total bee arch of a chicken. I watched Nadia's Farm, the TV show. Nadia Lim's Farm.

Mate, you know why? Why? You know why they're psycho? Why? You imagine pushing that thing out your bloody bits every now and then. Every couple of days, they're like, oh, I better do this again. The humans want to eat it. I watched Nadia Lim's farm, the program.

She had to kill all the violent chickens. It was ruthless. Violent chickens? It's chicken fight club? Yeah. So text me if you disagree, 9696. But I'm telling you, 2023 is not the year you get chickens. What about ducks?

Oh, yeah, I got ducks. Some ducks moved in, yeah. Brian Clint, ZM. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door With the KFC app

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