ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th January 2026

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

Who are we 'choppelgangers' of? Most outrageous things someone said on a date.  Would YOU eat this?  Clint got a noise complaint.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZDM's Brean-Klin podcast. ZDem's Brean-Kent, thanks to KFC's summer bucket is back. Free reversible bucket hat included while stocks last. Go! ZDM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody.

Welcome to the Breanne Clint Show for another week. Welcome, welcome. Happy Monday. Happy Monday to all of those getting a public. holiday up north. Yeah. Lucky buggers. The Upper North Island having a day off. That's all of my friends who are currently either at the pub or having drinks around

their place. One of them sent me a picture of the beer that he's drinking. You tell me if this sounds like a good beer or not. He's drinking a chili cucumber dill pickle sour. What happened to just a good old regular beer? There's five too many ingredients in that beer. There's few things that I'm. I despise more

than a beer that has like lime mixed through it. Yeah. Not like fresh lime. I'm not talking about it. You know, remember those beers that was like beer and lime? Yeah, they were all right.

Oh, no, yeah. Well. Fresh lime I'm all for. That was quite nice. But you know where they mix it? It's like a cordial. I don't know what they're doing. Chili cucumber,

dill, pickle, sour. That's like a whole meal. Just have something to eat. If you want Mexican food, just have a bowl lanchos. Anyway, we're just jealous because we're not at the pub today. Very jealous. We're here for everyone else. So, fun show on the way. We'll give you plenty

of chances to get through an 0-800-10 at end when you hear a Harry Style song. That will get you in the draw for a free trip to Sydney to see him live on his together-together tour. And we got a bunch of those trips to give away more than anyone else in the country. So stick around. We'll tell you how you can win those. Up next, though, 50 bucks for Trady versus Lady.

The Trady's on an absolute role. 0,800 dials at M if you want to play. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. No, it's not. Sorry, it's not working. It's, yeah, you go. It's on public holiday. This is the main...

Treaty versus lady. Let's move right along. Trady versus Lady for your Monday. Number one, no. I'm still on public holiday time, clearly. This is where the Trades and the ladies go head to head. The tradies have won four games for the year. The ladies on one.

Our ladies in Christchurch, she's 29, and she's a makeup artist. Welcome to the show, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hello, hi. Doesn't anyone famous as makeup before? Oh, good question. Unfortunately not. I would love to, but there's not many in Christchurch.

Do you want to do Breeze makeup when we're down there in two weeks? I would love that, yeah. You can hit me up. But you don't, well, I would pay you for your sister. She wants to look like Chapel Rome. I can do that. I ever know. I already look like a drag queen.

You're taking on our tradie from Rewa. He's 35 and he enjoys fishing. Welcome to the show, Sam. Giday, Sam. Hello. How's it going to go? Caught any famous fish before? No.

What's the biggest fish you've ever caught? 23 pounds snapper, probably. Wow. Do you want to catch Bree when we're done in Rewa in a couple of weeks? I might get into trouble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty easy to reel in, they say. Don't even have to put bait on the hook.

Okay. Your buzzer is tradie, Sam. Amber, your lady, the first of three correct answers, gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Which sports apparel company produces the popular Samba shoe?

Lady. Yes, Amber. Is it Adidas? It sure is. Addie Das. Nice work. You're on the board with one. Question number two.

Mario and Luigi are characters from the popular Nintendo game Super... Cody. Whoa, you're both going to regret this. I'm going to keep going because they both buzzed in. You both buzzed in. That's not the question. So I'll keep going. And both of you are back in to buzz in.

Here we go. The popular Nintendo game Super Mario brothers, name another character from that world. Louise, ladies. Yes, Amber. Princess Peach. Nice. Wow. Amber.

Okay. Would you have got one, Sam? And if you did, which one? No, I wouldn't have got it. What about Donkey Kong? No. No, okay. We would have accepted Princess Peach,

Lashu, Bowser, Toad, Wario, Wallygie Donkey Kong and Bowser Jr. Yeah, right. With the main other characters. All right, here comes question number three. What's the score? Two, two-nil to the ladies. You need this one, Sam, to stay in it.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Amber for the win. It's Beyonce. Yes. No bites today, Sam, unfortunately. No, that's from work. You got to throw them back, Sam. Don't feel bad because the ladies have had an absolute shitter this year.

They've only won one game so far, so they really needed that. Amber, congratulations. Well done, Amber. Thank you. Very good showing from you. Ladies get the win. Amber gets 50 bucks. You're listening out for a Harry Stiles song to get in the draw to see him live in Sydney,

and it's going to play soon. First is Ed Sharon on ZM with Brie and Clint's I was DJing on the weekend at the Ellesley Races I think there was like 18,000 people there It was a huge day even though it was raining Everyone was like no, God damn it I'm still going out It's my worst nightmare to wear heels when it's poor and rain

Imagine the blisters people would have copped I always think about girls sinking into the grass It's a real thing Have you ever seen those little plastic caps you can get for the heels And you pop them on to the bottom of the... I mean, you shouldn't wear stilettos to the races anyway, but pop them on the bottom of your stiletto and it'll give you a bit of a platform so you don't sink into the grass.

I went to the races one year with my friend Sarah, and it rained, and her heels sunk in and we never saw her again. She's still missing. Some of the girls were melting at the races. Anyway, it was my job to do the after party. Okay. Big after parties there at the races, isn't there? They're getting bigger and bigger.

I DJed our kids. after Big John. Do you know Big John is? No. He's this very charming, rather large, he should have been, rather large older British bloke who's famous for two things, ordering a Chinese and saying, bosh. Yeah, I can't say he's come across my for you page. Anyway, he DJed and then I DJed.

I didn't realize at the time, but afterwards I've been sent a whole lot of screenshots from the Meadow Bank Mum's Instagram, page, which is one of the neighbouring suburbs to the Ellisley Racecourse in Auckland. Were they loving the tunes? They could hear every word of every song. And if you know Auckland, there were messages on Facebook as far away as O'Recky. Like for some reason the sound was just blowing in the right direction.

What kind of sound system do they have there at the races? Right. Anyway, the messages range from is that the DJ at the Ellisley Racecourse has anyone called noise control? this music is awful and ridiculously loud. You should put those reviews on your website. Yeah, yeah. I should put it on my DJ LinkedIn. Because, you know, they're not influenced by knowing who it is.

They're just giving their honest feedback. True. There's no bias in that review is there. So I put a little bit of that on my Instagram yesterday because I was like, ha-ha, bit of fun. Sorry to the Meadowbank mums. Then I get the real tea. I get a DM from someone who goes,

hey, I used to be in the Meadowbank Mum's Facebook group, but a bunch of us got kicked out during COVID. Why? They said the Meadow Bank Mum's Facebook page went a bit feral during lockdown, and a bunch of them got booted out, and they started their own rival Meadow Bank's Mons Facebook page. I think it's just called Meadow Bank Mums, and you just choose which one you want to be a part of.

How do you know which one you want to be a part of, though? I don't know. I'm not a Meadow Bank Mum, but they sent me a screenshot. In the other Meadowbank Mum's Facebook group, my DJ set, it was a hit. Popping off. There's a post in there that says, to the person playing the loud music in our area right now, your choice of music is excellent.

How would they not know it's coming from the race course? Because it was that loud. Yeah, right. They wouldn't see what was that far away. Everybody that was posting was like, there's someone on our street playing loud music. Yeah. Right. I don't know. This is a still night.

and I don't know. Music carried. The vibes are on, the vibes are on, you know. They're just sitting out there and all they can hear is, you know, da-da-da-da-da-da-do-bush! Bosh! Anyway, if you were in the eastern suburbs of Auckland on Saturday night and you were awake till 12 a.m., listening to Vintage Rihanna Bangers,

you're welcome. And you owe Clint ten bucks. Oh, yeah. Put the set. Yeah, it's not free. You've got to pay for these things. Next on the show, do you guys know what the word chopplganger means? Can't save to come across it.

Dead end up Franklin. We were talking before about how my DJ said at the Ellesley races on the weekend could be heard all over East Auckland. They must have done something to sound systems over the last year or so. They must have got upgraded because someone's just texted in who lives 11 kilometres away from Apollo Project Stadium in Christchurch. And they said they could hear the entire Ed Shearing concert perfectly on Saturday night. Yeah, that's crazy. Which is great. It's great until there's a band playing that you don't like.

Don't like. Whenever there's a concert at Eden Park, I can hear it. Really? Yeah, I can hear it. Some concerts more clear than others. Yeah, yeah. But there's certain ones where you can hear like every word. And we're like pretty far away.

Have you put your complaint into the council yet? Nah, we sit out on the deck and enjoy it. It's quite good, actually, free concert. I said to you guys before there's a new word, it's Tropolganger. And does anyone know what choppelganger means? Do you what a choppelganger is? Well, you do, because I told you the other day. Is it a doppelganger of a helicopter?

Yeah, yeah. It's when someone gets a helicopter that looks a lot like your helicopter. Yeah, right. That's a choppel ganger. Now, a choppelganger is someone who looks like another person, except they're the downgraded, off-brand version. I guess it's like how the last few years we've been saying, oh, that's the Timo version of so-and-so.

It's the same thing. Or that's the T-Moo version of a Frank Green water bottle. Remember when before it was T-Mu, people would say you're like the something, something off Wish? Yes. Remember Wish was the first? Your Brad Pitt from Wish. Yeah. Or something like that.

And then I feel like there was one even before that. You're the discount version of this. Well, the new thing is Choppelganger. Because doppelganger, it's your identity. It's your perfect look-alike. Chopper. You are that person, but you're like the cheap downgraded version. Yeah.

I have set us the task this afternoon of coming up with a Choppelganger for you and a Choppelganger for me. Except not really. Who are we the Choppelganger of? Yes. So we are the discount. We are the Timo version of who. The budget version of which celebrity.

And producers, I know you've put a lot of time and left into this. People can text through on 9-6-9-6 if they like. Yeah, yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. Who's my Choppelganger and who's Clint's Choppel-ganger? Should we start with yours? Yeah, we can start with my. Producers?

Mm-hmm. I said maybe a little bit of Haley Steinfeld a little bit. Oh, yeah. Maybe just because you have brown hair. Isn't she part Asian? Does it matter? I'm definitely not. Well, yeah, definitely matters when it comes to look alike.

Yeah, that's your opinion? I'll take it because she's stunted. Ella, what do you got? I think Anne Hathaway. Oh! I definitely see that. Okay, okay, yeah. Big features Anne Hathaway.

Okay, girls, do me. I get a little bit of Paul Rudd from you. Oh yeah. I get your discount Paul Rudd. Yeah, I'll take it. That's quite nice.

I'll take discount Paul right, yeah. I know you don't backflip, but with the mo and the mullet, definitely a bit of Benson Boone. See, that's nice as well. Are they trying to get in our good books? I wrote one for you. Yeah.

I thought you were definitely the chopper ganger of Ed Helms, which is the guy who pulls out his tooth on the hangover. Oh my God, the dentist. Yeah. That is you. Oh, yes.

You guys could be brothers. That is very funny. That's good. I've put a bit of research into yours, actually. Oh, and I've come with a bit of a... Oh, you've got pictures. Yeah, I do, yeah. Oh, no.

I was going to go for the... Producers, do you know what's happening? I was going to go... I want no part in this. It's Clint. I was going to go for the easy one first and say that you are the troppel ganger of... Here we go, the WW...

The WREASler, Ria Rappley. Oh, that is pretty. People always say I look like Rea Ria Rappley. Ripley, don't they? But it's too easy. Okay, oh, here we go. What else you got? And then I thought I'd do the one that you want us to say, and say you're the chopper ganger of... Jennifer Lawrence. 2010s,

Jennifer Lawrence. See, I'm stoked to be the troplganger of Jennifer Lawrence. But again, too easy. So I've done some real digging on this. And I think I found someone better. Someone who is more you, the person that I believe you're the troppelganger off. Don't take the bait. Is also a very funny immigrant.

Don't take the bake. Okay. You're both published authors. You both have books. It's not what we have in common. It's if we look alike or not. She is, no, no, you are them as a person. It's everything. It's the whole package.

You're both taskmaster alumni. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. And you're both lovers of the ladies. And so I believe your chobel gah. Ursula Carlson. We have very similar hair.

She's got better hair. So then, girls, this is where it goes full circle. You know how Bree is booked in for that whole head of foils in a couple of weeks. We could look identical. She's going to go full is La Carlson. I say we bring her in here and she does the show and we see if anyone notices. Does anyone can tell it. ZD.N.'s Brinclint.

The T. Live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. No, Dean, today, but I've got the goss on the David Becker. Victoria Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham story, which is not over. And if you think it's over, shame on you. There's so much more joy to be had out of the story yet. First of all, Victoria Beckham's single is charting very well. It's ahead of the new Harry Styles song on iTunes. Is it really?

Yes. We talked about last week how there's a campaign to get Victoria her first ever UK number one single, solo number one single, which is the only spice girl that doesn't have one. So everyone's buying her 2001 single, Not Such an Innocent Girl, which is going well. Good work, everybody. The other one is the DJ from the wedding has spoken out. So Brooklyn Beckham claims the most, I think the bombshell that everyone's focusing on is him claiming his mum.

Stole the first dance away from Nicola and then danced inappropriately on him. So the DJ at the wedding, his name is DJ Fat Tony. Here's what he has to say. It was a three-day wedding. I did the welcome party. Then I did the wedding and then I did a brunch on the Sunday, which was the most awkward part. it all because everything that had gone on on the actual wedding night was discussed amongst all the guests the next morning. But Mark Anthony called Brooklyn onto stage and then he says

Victoria come to the stage. Brooklyn's devastated because he thought he was going to do his first dance with his wife. They do this dance and Mark Anthony's like go put your hands on your mother's hips and the whole situation was really awkward for everyone in the room. Thanks DJ Fat Tony for the tea. He's never getting booked for another celebrity wedding ever again. ever again. That clip and that interview that he's done on breakfast television in the UK. I wonder if he got paid for that. I think so.

He would have. He has doubled down on it and he's put more, because that was from last week. This week he's come out and said that the whole Pelt's family left the wedding after the dance. That she, Nicola ran out of the room crying and the whole family went with her. Honestly, and this is what happens when you have this much money. You don't have real problems. No, you don't. My favourite tweet so far is if Victoria Beckham,

if my mother-in-law was a spice girl, she could shoot me in the kneecap at my wedding and I'd be fine with it. But you don't know, you don't have the same respect for the spy skills as an American billionaire. No. That's the problem. It's a cultural divide.

Exactly. And that's the important news in the tea with Brian Clint. On Saturday, the Triple J hotest, 100 countdown went down in Australia. Always happens once a year where everyone votes on what are the biggest songs of that year. Iconic. Been going for decades. Been going for decades.

People love it. They get around it. And every year we kind of do the top 10 and we see how many songs we actually know. Yeah. A bit of a fun game. Triple J is a bit more indie than the stuff you would usually hear on a station like Zidim. Although it has gotten more. more poppy in the last few years.

Like I've tuned into little bits of content they've put out recently. Yes. There's definitely more mainstream artists like Billy Elish featuring in these countdowns now. I remember back in the day when there was a bunch of people who hijacked the hottest 100 and tried to get Taylor Swift. Shake it off. Shake it off as the number one.

I feel like that could have been the turning point. Because there, it's so big over there that the voting is, independently audited. They have to get like a KPMG type place in to audit the votes because you can bet on it. Yeah. So if people had voted for Taylor Swift, they would have had to put Taylor Swift at number one. Exactly. And am I right in saying the movement got so big that they banned Taylor Swift?

Yes. And then people were like, well, it's not a real voting system then. Which was just poor sportsmanship from people trying to ruin something that wasn't theirs. It's how I feel. Yeah. I'm like, you weren't friggin' listening anyway. Just let it go. Taylor Swift, literally everywhere else.

Yeah. I thought, it's funny you mentioned that. There's a couple of mentions I want to get to before we get to the top 10. Lily Allen, because she released an album last year. She had a couple of songs in there, 88 and 38. She came in at because it's the top 100. Tate McCray had a heap. I reckon she had four.

So this is what I'm saying. Chitty heap. Can you think of an artist like Tate McCray being in the, Triple J, hottest 100. Never. Even 10 years ago? Never, ever. Never, ever.

And she had like, yeah, I reckon four songs in there. Our very own Lord came in at number 22 with the song she released last year. What was that? Not about it, but 22. Pretty good. Yeah, it's good. But let's get into the top 10.

Did she win it when she did royals? Can you Google that? I think so. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. That's a sitter for a... She could have. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. All right, coming in at number 10, a song I've never heard of. It's called Please Don't Move to Melbourne from Ballpark Music. Have you ever heard this? Never ever, but what a great name for a song. Please don't move to Melbourne. Okay. Number nine, a song we recognize definitely because we played it on ZM No Broke Boys.

Oh, yeah. Disco lines of Tenache came in at number nine for the Triple J hottest 100 best songs of the past year Okay Number eight is another ZM playlist 12 to 12 I'd say this was my favourite song of last year This is a great tune And somber Number seven you knew she was going to be in here

Olivia Dean Nice to each other So far we've We're doing pretty well So far we're three from four In the top ten The challenge is how many of the triple jay top ten do we know Yes exactly

Coming in at number six Do you know this one from Spacey James No Neither I have heard of Spacey Jane I'm not going to sit here and pretend I know their music To be cool but I've heard that one

We definitely know what came in at number five though from Ray Hey Number four was a song from a band called Play Lunch called Keith. Sounds very Australian. The only way I do know this song is it's got a great video. Oh really? The video features a former AFL player.

He's got like a bald head and he plays like a real angry bogan. It's a real good low-budget music video. And that's how I've heard of this. song. Well, there you go. Yeah. Number three, we're getting into the medals now. This is the Triple J. Hotest 100. Best songs of the last year. It's the song from Tame in Parlor. Dracula.

You know this one? I know this one. I know this one. Love a bit of Tame in Pallor. But the silver medal this year for the hottest 100 went to the man himself, Kelly Holliday. Kelly Holliday. His song of his solo career. I think he'll be gutted not to get number one.

I think that was his year to get it. I don't know if he'll ever come that close again. It's hard to say, right? Because this is a bona fide smash. And he is an Aussie. And his band peaking duck have got such a long history with Triple J as well. It doesn't happen often that an Aussie gets the number one spot on the hottest 100. And it didn't happen again this year because,

That gold medal, number one spot, went to Olivia Dean. Oh, man, it was her year. In a huge way. Massive. To put it into perspective, this time last year, exactly this time last year, Olivia Dean was at Laneway Festival in Auckland, and I believe her set was like one of the first, or like not one of the first sets on,

but she was like playing at like 2.30, 3 o'clock. And she didn't do any of these songs from The Art of Love because she hadn't even written them. One year ago, she hadn't written that album. I saw an interview with her in The Hotest 100 where she said that that tour of Australia and New Zealand, that's where she wrote this album. Wow.

Now made her a global superstar. Like imagine within 12 months that kind of success that has happened to her in 12 months, less than 12 months. It's hard to stay normal with that. Oh, it'd be nearly impossible. Yeah. Anyway.

How many did we know? We did bloody well. I reckon we did all right. I think we only didn't know. One, I think we knew. Maybe two. Maybe we didn't know two? Not bad.

So are we cool now? No, I think Triple J is just uncool. Well, maybe we'll meet in the middle. Yeah, I think so. Sounds like a good compromise. The ZDM Podcast Network. About 15 minutes ago, we're talking about Portalo. And you asked the question, do they suck them before?

they transport them. I'd hope they suck them before they transport. We asked for a Port-a-Lu expert, someone inside the industry, and they've come through, and they said, yes, Port-Lews are sucked before they are moved. My hubby works as a driver-slash-cleaner. Remember that time? I was with producer Ben, ex-producer of the show.

And him and I went to the Port-a-Lu town at Friday Jams. There was just Port-Lews everywhere. Port-Loo City, yeah. Portaloo City and they were free-for-all so there wasn't men and women's, they would just use whatever and he's come out of the Portaloo, he's like, oh no, I've just dropped my bloody phone

down the Portaloo and then someone goes, oh, you know if you just put your hand in there, it's probably just sitting right there and so I watch producer Ben and because all the Portalus look identical, he didn't really know which one he'd just come out of, so he guessed, he guessed

and he went in there and I watched this man, his arm up to his elbow into the port-a-loop, not knowing what was in there. Like a lucky dip. Like a lucky dip. And he pulls out his phone. And I was like, get away from me. My phone's not worth that much.

Nah. Like, I would probably go in for my car keys. Would you? I'm not going home from my phone. Wait. Hey, your car keys are worth more than your phone? No, in my mind. Oh.

Like, in my mind, the value is. Right. Really? I can get another phone. Getting car keys. It's so hard. Yeah. Well, I feel like both are pretty bad.

Anyway, hey, I've got breaking protein news. Protein, the hottest ingredient of 2025. Set to be the hottest ingredient of 2026 as well. Everything is protein in it now. There's a very click-baity article on The Herald today titled, I have found the most complete protein, and it's not meat. And obviously that piqued my interest. Is it corn?

It's not corn. No. No. Because they do go on and on about how much proteins in corn. Well, it could be actually. And we're not saying corn, by the way. We're saying the vegan alternative corn. We're all guzzling protein at the moment.

There's protein milk, protein yogurt, protein water, protein crackers. I saw protein Oreos the other day. We're just gagging for protein. And for me, I'm eating a lot of meat. I'm putting a lot of meat through my system, you know? What food are you eating, though? So if there's an alternative, then I'm keen. Okay.

Anybody you want to hazard a guess what the most complete protein source would be if it's not meat? It's not meat. Some sort of nut? Close. I was thinking some sort of bean. Yes. A legume baked bean. Would it be a fava bean?

Not a fava. Well, potentially. A lima bean. Oh. According to this. article. It's good news. It's good news for our vegans. What? It says the most complete protein

sauce is a combination of rice and beans. How yeah. It's got all the amino acids you need without needing any meat in there. Have you never watched the show that I've hosted for bloody seven seasons now? Celebrity Treasure Island. Yes. Why do you think we give them rice and beans?

I thought for torture. I thought it's like a way of psychologically breaking them, genuinely. Because otherwise I was like, you give these guys some cans of tuna or something? Genuinely, rice and beans is given to the contestants so that they can get their protein and have enough energy to pretty much do the challenges. And live. And live.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. Well, good for them. I'm not keen. Imagine how much they'd be farting. Yeah. And it just seems like a lot of work as well, getting all those rice and beans.

I mean, maybe it's easy. Are you kidding me? Yeah. You have to like buy your meat, slap some oil on it, do some weird hammering stuff to it, chop it on the barbecue, wait 40 to an hour. You could even slow cook it for like a full day and then sprinkle some season on it. And then you have to eat it and chew it for like half an hour. That seems like a lot more work. I feel like steak now, do you, Clint?

I mean, I have no idea how rice and beans works, but that's definitely not how meat works. Who's cooking their meat for an hour? It'll be a piece of cardboard. Mommy! It's like four minutes on each side. Hit it with a hammer? Maybe we can meet somewhere in the middle. These vegans are really out of touch, aren't they?

Is it the hammering bet that you guys have a problem with? She's going to hire an architect to cook herbie. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. I got a question for you guys. and it's about whether you would eat this certain food. I'm going to excuse our vegan producer Ella from this one because silly to ask her. It's meat-based.

Okay. But Claudia and Brie. That's my name. Yep. I've been doing the show for over seven years. I need to know. Would you eat... D's nuts?

D's nuts. No, not that. Although they're not vegan either. Sorry, yeah, no. Or are they? A human nuts? No, don't answer, don't answer, don't answer, don't answer, don't answer, don't answer. Bree and Claudia, would you eat horse?

Horse raw. A horse meat. Horse meat. Would you eat horse meat? No. No? I don't think so, no. I didn't think you could in New Zealand, but it turns out there's a bakery in East Auckland

that has been selling horse pies. And advertising them. And advertising them. As horse pies. It's not like mystery meat. It's not like secret horse pies. No, no, no, no. It's not like they ran out of steak and they're like, oh, just chuck some horse in there.

Pie surprise. Before Christmas, this Pakuranga bakery started selling loy hossi pies. Oh no. Loi hossi is a traditional tongan dish, which is made with horse meat as the main ingredient. I'm sure it actually doesn't taste that drastically different, but I just couldn't. What's the psychological part, right? Yeah, no, I couldn't. It's like when I went to Peru and they fed us guinea pig.

I couldn't do it. You couldn't do it? Really, there was no real difference between like... You just thought about your little pig, guinea pig jester. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. So there's the psychological factor. What's the weirdest meat you've eaten? That's a leading question.

Probably guinea pig. Guinea pig? I've not had dolphin or whale. I hope not. I would never. No, but you say that, but it just depends on the country that you're in. People always get... In Japan.

They love a bit of whales. No, never could ever, ever eat whale. I mean, in Australia, we eat kangaroo all the time. And crock? Oh, croc, not as much. But you can get it, can't you? You can, but, like, kangaroo, like, when my brother and I live together, we would have one meal a week, that was kangaroo.

Yeah. Like, it's that common. Oh, wait, you'd go to the, like, coals and get some kangaroo. So you know when you go to like I thought it was like a restaurant thing like Nah So you know when you go to like a supermarket And you know how in the supermarket meat aisle

It's like okay all the chicken And then all the beef and then all the lamb And then all the pork And then you'd have all the kangaroo Buzzy All the options What's the best cut of kangaroo? Is it pouch?

I think it's tail Is it tail? Yeah kangaroo osso buco We got kangaroo tail for the dog. Did you? They sell it at Costco. Really?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, I still feel like there's a difference. I don't know why I feel like there's a difference between a horse and kangaroo. Yeah. I just do. The horse pie that was for sale in East Auckland proved extremely popular. Really? It got rave reviews on social media, but they've had to stop selling the horse pie.

How come? The council received a complaint. I guess from someone who was offended by the... idea of people eating horse. That was losing horses from their property? Maybe, yeah. So the council goes and inspects, and they found that the horse meat

that the bakery was using. Oh, it wasn't actually horse meat. No, it was horse meat, but it wasn't from a registered supplier. So they couldn't vouch for... Black market horse meat. But like you were saying, where do you get your fair trade horse meat?

It's not like there's a section at New World where you can get horse. You just go buy, you know, is it different prices for like, you know, if you get Palomino versus... Clydesdale. Yeah. Like Clydesdale, I feel like would be quite expensive. Some old nag. Yeah.

Yeah. So, yeah, I'm not saying I would. I don't think I would. But people do. Yeah, not for me. But I learned today that it's perfectly legal to eat horse in New Zealand. But to sell it for people to consume, it must be processed according to the New Zealand food. safety regulations.

There you go. What's the best cut of horse meat? Again, I've got no idea. I imagine it's similar to cow, like a... Like the flank. Yeah. Not the hoof. No, not hoof.

It's all fingernail material, isn't it? Yeah. Not good. Anyway, not hungry now. It's ZM's Breinclin podcast. It's stories like this next one that make me feel super grateful for my relationship. Okay.

Because I don't have to go out, back out into the dating scene. Oh, you're happy you're not in the dating pool. And deal with, you know, losers. Okay. Because there are losers out there. Yes. And sometimes those losers will say dumb things. Yes.

And this is one of those scenarios. Okay. Okay. So this girl has shared this story on a dating Facebook page. And she asked the dating page. the Facebook community, was I too harsh to cancel straight away on this date? So apparently they had been texting back and forth quite a lot

and they were about to plan their first date. And he texted her, good morning on the day of, that the date was meant to be that night. So he's texted her. And he said, hey, before our date tonight, I just would like to be up front about something. that is a deal breaker for me. This is the morning of...

He's going to put a line in the sand. His first date. He said, I'm not comfortable with visible body hair on forearms. And I find it a turn off. What? I completely understand

if that does not work for you. No pressure at all. I'd rather just be honest early. I'm okay if that doesn't work for you. Completely fine if you're a human being who grows hair from your hair follicle. Weird. So weird.

Like, what a loser. What a loser. What a loser anyway, she's replied. What a thing to make your deal breaker. Yeah. Of all things. Not that, um... Not mountains of debt.

Mm. Not, um... Are you a kind person? Not a crippling addiction to gambling. Yeah. Are you dating seven other people? Yeah. Um, hairy forearms.

That's where I draw the line. He also didn't even say hairy. just said visible here. Can you show me your because obviously I have very hairy forearms. Can I see yours? It's a little peach fuzz on the forearms like a normal human being. Yeah, I mean mine, it looks like a normal

forearm. Yeah, yuck. Ew, gross. Just kidding. She's replied and said, yeah, I'm not going to let anyone dictate anything about my appearance. That's actually really gross on your part. Goodbye. Yeah. And that was

the right decision, I think. Can you imagine this guy in his room scrolling through this chick's Instagram before they go on a date. Trying to figure out if she got hair on her up. Just zooming in on her forearms. He's looking for any picture from somewhere where she's wearing like a t-shirt.

Just get in the bin. Obviously that guy needs to go to therapy because something has gone wrong. But he needs to work on the reason why he has such a big thing about hair on women's forearms. But you know that he thinks he's being chivalrous by being up front.

That's the weirdest bit. He thinks he's gone, hey, I'm not going to miss these women around. How many people do you think would say, that's fine? I'll shave my forearms for you before I even meet you. Like, it's just so bizarre. All good. Got pretty hairy arms, but I'll chuck a load of VET on before I come. No worries.

We'll be okay. Producers, what do you think about this? Would you be going on the date? Roperable. Absolutely roperable. If he's trying to control her before he's actually met her, Could you imagine what dating him like two years down the track would be? Yeah.

Oh, you'd have to ask for permission for your haircut. Can I want his top? No, he'd love you to get a haircut. Yeah, no, he wants the haircut. He's got a real hair phobia, I think. Maybe he wants you to shave your head bald. I'd say I have the same deal breaker and he has to shave his forearms too. Yeah.

I'd say he has to shave his ankles. Just his ankles. Yeah. Shaped his chest. I'll shave. But this is what, like, honestly, though, from memory, like when I was in the dating pool, This is what dating is like because you do like talk to quite a lot of people

because obviously like dating apps it means that you talk to quite a number of people. My single friends of which I don't have many of these days but a lot of them are newly single and so they're back in the dating pool and some of the stories they come back. It's like a hellscape out there. You do meet people on these apps where they just say outrageous things.

And there's great people out there. There's a lot of great people. You have to sift through the The mud. Yeah, I guess. The absolute crap. So what we're asking this afternoon is for not necessarily the people, like the bad people, but just the outrageous comment that someone felt like they could make that you were dating.

And this could have been on a first date in person. It could have been just messaging on a dating app. It could have been maybe even a few dates in. But what is the most outrageous thing that someone said to you, whilst in those early stages of dating. Yeah, the message that really... Where you were just like, whoa, sealed the deal. You're like, not for me.

0,800 dial Z-M or text yours to 9-696. We can keep you or them or whoever anonymous, but we'd love to hear the outrageous comment that you got from a date. Some of these are unhinged. Some of them are just a bit funny, like this one. It says, I was dating a guy, and after going to DeClub, we went back to Hitz Place. I was wearing fishnets

fishnet stockings and he asked me if that club was handing them out What? What? What? I reckon he'd seen two or three girls wearing fishnets and he was like Oh, they must be given them out of it

And I wonder if he was like, oh, maybe I could have something Did he want a pair? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He messed out. Weird. Someone else said, Anonymous, please, but one of my exes said that my hoo-ha looked like a squid.

Oh. What? in the world are you doing, mate. Why would you ever, even if it did, let's say even if it did? Even if you were squinting your eyes and it kind of did, why would you say that loud? Why would you say it? She's like, well, yours looks like an uncooked sausage roll. If we're being honest.

On a first date, a guy asked me if I'd been through menopause yet, as his ex went psycho during it and he didn't want that again. God. get away from that person as quick as you can. That man is now exclusively dating post-menopausal woman. Or pre-menopausal? No. No, he doesn't want to date you if you're pre-menopause because he doesn't want to go through...

Well, like pre-pre-menopause. He doesn't want to go... No, no, he doesn't want to be around you when you eventually inevitably go through it. Oh, so exclusively only women who have been through menopause. Yes. Far out. What a category.

There's some losers. I tell you. Someone said, I went on a date. with a North Shore guy. He said, I've never been this far south. We were meeting in Ponsonby. For context for our out of Aucklanders.

The North Shore is the other side of the harbour bridge. And then you cross the harbour bridge. And the first suburb that you're in? Ponsonby. That's Ponsonby. Yeah. So that guy had never crossed the harbour bridge. It is literally the first suburb.

We asked you the outrageous comments that you got on a date from someone early and someone said that their date said, is your mother still alive? Yes, I said, sorry, I don't do mother-in-laws, so this date is over. And then he left without paying, probably back to his mother. Wow. I don't do mother-in-laws. That's, I mean, there's a lot of stuff going wrong in that story.

There's so much to unpack about that. That's wild. Someone said, in the middle of the first date, this guy said that if someone sleeps in his bed, they must wear socks. Even in the middle of summer, no exceptions. It was a total deal breaker for him. That's weird. Is it like a, like a kinky thing?

That's, no, I don't know what that is, but it's weird. Has he got a foot phobia? Is he got the opposite of a foot fetish? Show of hands, just of the people in the room. Yeah. If someone said that to you on a first date, would you go on a second date? Depends how hot they are, to be honest. I didn't need to ask you

Because I knew it would take it like If Jacob Allorty said to you Hey girl, can you leave your socks on? No, but if he was like When you sleep over my house Yeah, yeah, yeah You know, you have to have your socks on at all Like it's just how I think he positioned it

Yeah What's the name of the hot chick from Fast and Furious? Who's the hot chick from Fast and Furious? Is that Michelle Rodriguez? Rodriguez. Yeah. If Michelle Rodriguez said, Claudia, leave your socks on.

Do you think that's the only woman that lesbians are into? No, that was just an example. Wait, what's the most stereotypical lesbian crush? Oh, it's Letty from Fast and the Furious. Is she hot? Not my time. Oh, you're so picky. Just because you're not.

Not picky at all. Hey, hey, there's... True. Speaking of lesbians, here's a... text. They said, so I'm a lesbian and I was dating a girl and I stayed with her for a few nights. After the third night, she said to me, are you going to hurry up and have your big O? As I have to get up at five for work while we were intimate only for like 20 minutes. That adding in other things, Defo deal breaker.

Oh, wow, only 20 minutes. Man, why is she in such a hurry? Clint's like 20 minutes. And she was disappointed with that. You have to remember. Yeah. The 20 minutes was disappointing. I feel like early stages it's like what, hour?

You know, wouldn't stand for that. Michelle Rodriguez. She's the real deal. I'm out of my depth, guys. I think she's straight. No. Really? I think so.

Is she? No. I don't even know. I don't know much about it. If she is, can I say you were. Claudia have done a terrible job of informing me over the last few years. You've taught me almost nothing. What do you mean? We've taught you

heaps of stuff. Okay. She's bisexual. There you go. There you go. We'll meet in the middle. Yeah. Literally. They're still birthday banger. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. Everyone. It's my birthday. Brey and Client's birthday banger.

All right, birthday bangers for your Monday. Number one songs when you turn 16. Where are we going first, Clint? We're going to Amber on our $800.000. It him. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi. Happy Monday. How's your day going so far? Oh, yeah, pretty good, thank you. Well, let's see if it's going to continue to be good with what birthday banger you get.

What's your birthday? 11th of July 2005. All right. That means, Amber, you were 16 in 2021. And on that day in 21, this was at the top of... Oh yeah, this is a great comeback from Ed in 2021. Do you like it, Amber? Yeah, it's pretty good. Good answer.

Did you go and see Ed Sharon when he was here over the last couple of weeks? No. Nah. That shows are cool. He's probably listening right now. He's been here for a month, someone said. Yeah, I said that. He said at his show that he loves that this is the first place on the tour

because it means he gets to be here for such a long time in the lead. because they get to tweak things imperfect. Has you got a crush on us? Massive. Massive crush on New Zealand. You're happy with your birthday banger, Amber? Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do Kate's birthday banger. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hello, many-time call a first time you've answered. Yay! We don't have a sting for that, but... First time.

Okay, okay. Close enough. First time. Our time we've bloody answered the phone. Kate? Oh no, bloody rude. Bloody rude, isn't it? Oh, God, I tell you what. Thank you for persisting, Kate. We appreciate you. What's your date of birth? Let's

do your birthday banger. Oh, Amber's made me feel like a geriatric. It's the 11th of August, 1917. Not at all, Kate. You were 16 in 1986. Bloody good year. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, get in.

We can do that. We can do that. Banana. Rama. What do you reckon, Kate? You love it? Oh, better than the other one. I quite like it, Kate. It's fun. Okay.

Poppy. Wait there, we've got to do one more birthday banger for Todd. Kura, Todd. Hello, Todd. Hey, guys. How's your weekend being, Todd? I wasn't too bad. Didn't get up for much, though.

Oh, that's the best kind of weekend sometimes. Best kind. What is your birthday, Todd? 17th of July, 1993. All right, mate, that means you were 16 and 2009. and on the 17th of July 09, this was number one. Oh, it's time to evacuate the dance floor. This is a jam.

It's a jam from Casgada. Or as the Aussies say, Cascada. Cascader. You're into it, eh, Todd? Yeah, I'm into this one. I'm real into it. I'm real into it too. I'm voting for it. Me too.

Yes, Todd. Yeah, boy. Fish gold, Toddy. You're the winner of birthday banger. Brinklin, you're on Z-M Z-M Z-D-N-R-N-L-SID-R-N-R-N-Clint. Cascardo, the winner of birthday banger today for Todd.

It was number one in the year 2009. Special shout-outs to Amber and Kate. Kate was right. We could have done Venus, you know, we could have... Oh, Kate, she was a good time, wasn't she? That would have stood out. Do love that song. It just makes me think of the Venus Razers.

Oh, that's what it is, yeah. And the legs, and they had the legs in the ad? Yeah. Fantastic ad. Zed-Eams, Brain and Clint. The Beckham's was easily the biggest entertainment news of last week. By far. Of the year.

Global. Huge. Everyone was talking about it. And I saw this interesting video where they gave these different concepts about audio or videos that you wish you were there for. Right, okay. So essentially the idea is I'm going to give you guys three. different options, right? And then you guys all have to tell me,

and everyone listening, I'd love you to text through on 9-6-96, out of these three, which one is it for you that you'd rather be present at or watch a video of with the sound on? Okay, cool. Is one of them the sinking of the Titanic? No. Okay, good. No. Just checking what the tone was. Related to the Beckham's,

which is be there for the first dance of Brooklyn Beckham's wedding. So you know firsthand. You see it with your own eyes. You know exactly what went down and you can make your own judgments. Cool. Yeah, hot start. Good start.

That is the first one. The second one would be to have a video of the elevator that Solange Knowles was in. Oh, yeah. With sound. Yeah. Because there is that glitchy security video from the elevator where Solange... Does she punch him or does she kick him? She punches.

She just scream at him. No, she puts him. punches and kicks. She goes in. Yeah, right. She goes absolutely ham on Jay-Z. Yeah, that was a big one. Yep. And the last one would be, you are present for Justin Bieber's and Selena Gomez's last conversation. Ah. What's the, what's the law around that one? I don't know. I know they broke up, but. People just have always wondered. Why? Why? What happened? But just to be a fly on the wall. Okay, all right. To actually be there.

Yeah. To see what the conversation was, who said what. You'd have all the dirt from each of them because they would have aired all the dirty laundry. Okay. Okay, so you've got the first dance at Brooklyn Beckham's wedding. Yeah. The elevator with Solange Knowles, busting up Jay-Z.

Or the last conversation between Justin and Selena. Which one are you picking? I feel like if you knew the details of the Jay-Z one, like you'd be a little bit afraid for your life, because if you're someone who holds the information No one's going to know. Oh really? It's all, yeah, no one is going to know.

I feel like, because I feel like Jazzy would take a hit out on you. Absolutely, but you're safe. And I feel like some people will have, you know? You are safe. Like has Solange had another song since then? No, she hasn't. So I'm going to go with, I'd like to be at the Beckham one.

The Beckham one. The Becker? I would like to have been at that party too. I feel like it would probably be the least awkward as well. Yeah. Like at least it's a wedding vibe. this music playing, you can kind of hide.

Oh, once Nicola leaves, at least Mark Anthony's still there to do some more of his hits. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Play another hit. Yeah, yeah. Oh, the hit. Producers, what are you picking?

I'm picking the elevator. I feel like it's the one I'm the most curious about, you know? I just want to know. Yeah. It'd be interesting. I think that's a good choice, Ella. Plus, you've been calling Beyonce a liar for years, haven't you? I stand by that.

Beyonce's a layer. That's what she sings all the time. I just want to say, thank you, Beyonce. Oh, yes. Thank you, Beyonce. Also, thank you, Beyonce. Thank you. Yeah, thanks for everything.

No, I don't really care about the elevator. I just never heard about it until this very moment. So next. Wait, you never saw the video? There's a bit... Oh, you need to go. What happened? We don't know.

She barely knows who Jay-Z is. Literally, Beyonce's husband. But the video is pretty full-on. Yeah. So what are you choosing? Yeah, definitely, which is more my era, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, the glass combo. To be there.

It would have been so heartbreaking. they would have thought they would have ended up together forever, children and all of that, and then for something to happen, what happened? Who knows? This is where those Rayban metaglasses are really going to come into their own in the future. We are literally going to have footage of everything. You think we've got footage of everything now.

You wait. I know. There's going to be just footage all over. Plot twist. Add in one more to the mix. Oh, here we go. What about if you were on the balcony behind Taylor Swift and Carly Closs, that concert at the 1975?

Oh! Kissgate, kissgate. Where everyone says that Taylor and Carly Clause were kissing. Oh, right, okay. There's footage from like down below where people are like, they definitely were kissing. And that's the end of the Brian Clint podcast. And that's the end of the Brian Clint show.

Thanks, everybody. Woohoo. I've got a big dinner party on at my house tonight. Dinner and cards. Oh, fun. Yeah. I love a good card night. Who's coming over for dinner?

Well, my bestie Cam is back from London at the moment. He's visiting. Was he still here? Yeah, he decided to stay in number nine. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's going to head off to see his family tomorrow, but he's seeing the main people today. My friend McCall, Megan, Gillian.

Okay, I'm bored of that, but what cards are you playing? We're playing five crowns. Okay, I don't know it. No. Do you not know it? It's a super trendy game. the moment. Very popular with a lot of people.

But great game. You need a special set of cards though. Right, I was going to ask, is it a normal 52 pack of cards game? Yeah. You can play with two packs of cards. Yeah. Technically. Yeah. But yeah. Oh, you'll be getting drunk on a Monday night then. Yeah, maybe. Why not? Cards and drinking go hand in hand, don't they? Just throw caution

to the wind. Yeah, yeah. Oh, how carefree of you? How fun. How footless and fancy free? What are you doing? Um, probably go home, getting early night. I went to the gym, morning. I'm pretty tired. What time do you go?

Oh, you have to wake up. Oh, so what time do you have to wake up? Like, people don't need this shit in their day. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.