ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th July 2021

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

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Guess who's back? Back again Well we didn't really go anywhere if you were a podcast listener It was still the same It was the same It just kept on the same Just different, uploaded at different times It's us, it's us who are back

Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Real quick question Producer Ben, I know you're watching Love Island

Yeah Do you remember what Kaz is, the guy Kazoo's back. Real quick question. Producer Ben, I know you're watching Love Island. Yeah. Do you remember what Kaz is the guy that she's with? Toby. No. Oh, you must be way back in the piece. No, I'm up to date. You're up to date.

I'm absolutely up to date. She's not with Toby. No, she's not. What's the new guy's name? The real tall one. Is there a spoiler? Do you need to do a Love Island spoiler on this? Yeah.

I mean, people should be watching it. Yeah, he's one of the newer ones Kyla or Tyler? Hard thing with me is I don't know anyone's name You just watch it Yeah, just watch it But if people are watching it, not tonight Because tonight is like the best bits episode Nah, they can wreck off those episodes Which they do once a week, which no one watches that

But the next episode, and if you've watched any Love Island before, you'll know that this is the best episode. It's Casa Ramon. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Is she back? Cat amongst the pigeons. Yeah, where they get sent to a completely

different villa. And if Sage has never seen Love Island, it doesn't mean anything to her. Mate, you're missing out. Can someone give me a neon login? I'll give you mine. Do you have another, do you have like the cat profile? Yeah, you can log in as the dog. You can use Whitney's profile. She

has her own profile. Oh, wonderful. Random question. Is there any other job where your name can be the job? Because I just had that thought. If Tyler was a Tyler, then he'd be Tyler the Tyler. Are there any other job where your name can be the job? Because I just had that thought. If Tyler was a Tyler, then he'd be Tyler the Tyler. Are there any other jobs where your name could be your job? First name. Can you think

of any? Because Tyler can be Tyler the Tyler. This is good. This is good. I thought Butcher, but Butcher's a last name. And last names technically denoted your job back in the day so those don't count. I've never met anyone with the first name Butcher. Nah. I don't think. I've never met anyone with the first name Butcher. Nah.

I don't think I'd want to. Nah. Hey, my kid Butcher. Hey, Butcher. Hey, Butch. What other professions are there? Are you Googling it, Anastasia? Yeah.

Tyler the Tyler. Builder. Oh, these are all last names. Candlestick maker. Baker. Oh, no, that's a last name. That's a last name. No, there's heaps of last names.

Nah, no last names. The first name. Yeah, I know. That might last names. No, no last names. The first name. Yeah, I know. That might be it. It might just be Tyler. It's Tyler. It's Tyler, right? His name's Tyler.

Tyler, I thought so. I had to quickly text Brett and I said, quick, what's his name? She's like, Hottie. I was like, no, I need his fucking name. I love Brett. Can you quickly text Brett and ask, are there any other names where your name can be your job? Oh, no. That's so hard to explain over text.

Right, and then write, like Tyler the Tyler. Barb, like Barb the Barber. You know what I love watching Love Island for? Do you like this as well, Producer Ben? It makes me look like a good guy. Well, it makes everyone. I love watching that. It's good to watch it with your partner because, it makes everyone. I love watching that. It's good to watch it with your partner because, yeah,

your partner appreciates you more. I love watching all the different terms and sayings that the people from the UK have. Oh, his head's been turned. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? What does his head's been turned mean? His head's been turned.

It means like. He's interested in other mean? What does his head's been turned mean? His head's been turned. It means like. He's interested in other girls. Oh, his head's been turned. Someone else has caught his eye and he's off. He's off. So those oats. Can relate. British people are all about it.

What else? Oh, the one that they always say. That's muggy. That's so muggy. As in, that's a bit. Shady. That's a bit stink. It'll be interesting to use Love Island as a

case study in the future and like a time capsule for culture in 2021 and re-watch this in like 20 years time and listen to this language and see if any of it still makes any sense. Because a lot of it is, yeah, like it's the same in New Zealand. You go through the stages of where certain

things are cool to say and then they phase out. Whereas you know what I always think is interesting? You know what's the one word that has never been phased out? Sweet. No. How good? No. How are you? Sweet. Sweet's never been phased out. Yes it has.

Sweet's great. Sweet's still sweet. Cool is the one word that would always be cool. Well you say that but do you think people in the 70s were like, groovy will never go away? Well, no, groovy is still a thing. Cool was still cool back in the 70s. We literally say groovy now.

People were still like, that's so cool. You do not say groovy. No, we literally say groovy all the time. Not in a non-ironic way. You'll be like, oh, I'm hitting to this part, and you'll be like, groovy, see there. Oh, yeah. No, you're being ironic. Stop trying to make groovy. We'll be like, at the drink sale, we'll be like Oh I'm heading to this party You'll be like groovy See you there Oh yeah Nah you're being ironic

Stop trying to make Hey stop trying to make groovy We'll be like At the drinks We'll be like Should we go have a boogie Like we always say that You're being kitschy

You're being Yeah no I agree That's being kitschy You're just being It's fine But you're saying it for There's a bit of irony involved I'm saying that I still say it

But I'm saying boogie To be like Because it stands out You're saying it because it stands out. It's like you wearing a vintage piece of clothing. You're right about cool because you could say cool to someone in a generation below you and they wouldn't be like, okay, boomer. Exactly.

That's true. It is literally universal across multi-generations. Imagine if we could figure out who invented cool. Like who first adopted it. That'd be so cool. That'd be so cool. That'd be so groovy. Hey, should I Google it? Maybe it's on here out who invented cool Like who first adopted it That'd be so cool That'd be so cool That'd be so groovy Hey should I google it?

Maybe it's on here Who invented cool Who invented the word It'd be Tyler from Love Island Can you imagine It was Ice Cube Everyone will claim Come on

That they came up with it Here we go Did anyone Yeah we got it It'd be cool in the gang Lester Young A great tenor saxophonist Anyone? Yeah, we got it. It'll be cool in the gang. Lester Young, a great tenor saxophonist. Yes. Otherwise known as Prez, could be said to be the person who invented cool,

not only as a musical concept, but also as a way of life. But did he come up with the word? They're saying he's the first ever cool person. Here we go. Where did the slang... That's actually bitter. the first ever cool person. Here we go. Where did the slang... That's actually bitter. I'd rather be that. That guy's so something.

There's not a word for it, but he is so something. He's cool. Holy shit. I've never heard that before, but it just fits. That's new. You are cool, Liz. Someone says... He just rocks out a saxophone solo.

Says here, Ronald Perry writes that many words and expressions have passed from African American vernacular English into standard

English slang, including the contemporary meaning of the word cool. The definition as something fashionable is said to have been popularised

in jazz circles by tenor saxophonist Lester Young. Fuck. Did we just figure out the origins of cool? Lester Young, the saxophonist. Get him on the show, Ben. Get Lester on the show.

I think he's dead. Oh, not cool, man. Not cool, Lester. And you know what? Why did I give up the saxophone? It's cool. Damn it. Look at Shane from Drex Project.

He's cool. He's cool. He is cool. He's cool, yeah. Oh, my God. The source of all coolness. The saxophones. Give me a saxophone.

I need some points. Saxophone. Lisa needs braces. Saxophone. Lisa needs braces. Is that from The Simpsons? Yeah. Saxophone.

That's Homer, eh? Yeah, yeah. Because remember, he runs over Lisa's saxophone. That's right. Oh no, gets run over. And then she also needs braces Dental plan

You can only have one Lisa needs braces Alright that'll do Ben's brought in the coolest music ever to play us out Saxophone Here's Mr Saxo Beach Fuck this is cool He's cool

He's cool This one goes out to Lester Love you, man. So cool. So cool. Shows Morty my love island. I got a text! Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3pm.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Well, this is novel and different, isn't it? An afternoon radio show showing up to do their afternoon radio show. We've been gone for a little while and if you've been wondering where we are,

then you probably should listen to ZM in the mornings. That's where we've been. Yeah, yeah. Or just, you know, be more obsessed with us. Follow us on Instagram or something. You know, we share quite a lot of stuff. We've been here just early. Three weeks between drinks for us in the afternoons so it's good to be back. I think the

effects of filling in for the breakfast show are still catching up on me. You posted on our Instagram story today from the car park where I left I didn't just leave my car unlocked, I left my car open. Yeah, you left your entire boot open. I stole whatever I could from the vehicle

and then I closed the boot for you. Right, so you're telling me all my reusable shopping bags are gone? Yeah. All 15 of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think I won. Yeah, fair enough. I was due some new ones of those as well.

But you owe me because obviously your car wasn't stolen and I saved the day. Big time. We just watched one of the swimming races out in the office,

the Olympic swimming races. The Kiwi, Erica Fairweather, who made the final in the 400 metre. She didn't get a medal, but she did make the final. She's 16 years old. 17, yeah.

17, yeah. Awesome, eh? Crazy. Awesome. Pretty awesome just to be in a final, let alone be at the Olympics. So that's pretty amazing. Massive news for me, and I'm going to toot my own horn for a second. Announced today, I will be back hosting the second season of Celebrity Treasure Island.

Yes. The first celebrities got announced of who's going to be on it. We will have one of those celebrities, Angela Bloomfield, a.k.a. Rachel McKenna, on the show just before six. Do you think we're going to get Chris Parker in? We can. Love Chris Parker. Yeah, we can get Chris Parker in.

Chris Parker, yeah, he'd be good to get in there. He's on the show too. Yes. Buck Shelford. Chris Parker in. Chris Parker, yeah, he'd be good to get in there. He's on the show too. Yes. Buck Shelford. How bloody exciting. Bring back Buck. Celebrity Treasure Island actually did. I was going to say, you have.

Yeah. So those will roll out over the next few weeks in Celebrity Treasure Island back on TVNZ2 this September. We're going to start the show today with $50 cash up for grabs. If you want to play tradiverse lady, you can call us now. If you want to play Tradie vs Lady, you can call us now. If you want to play, call 0800DIALZM and you could pick up $50. Just beat out your opponent.

We'll play straight after Dua Lipa and DaBaby. This is Levitating on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Alright, here we go. The Tradies vs The Ladies. Right, here we go. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. If you haven't been listening to us over the past two weeks,

we've been doing breakfast. The Tradies have made up a lot of ground. Still trailing. Still trailing. The Ladies are sitting on 63 wins for the year and the Tradies on 51. Let's meet our lady for the afternoon. She's from Tarmac in Makoto, Auckland.

She is 31 and she is a self-confessed crazy cat lady. Welcome to the show, Janelle. Hi, Janelle. How many cats are we talking, Janelle? Hey, just two cats at the moment. I'd like more, but my partner's cut me off at the moment. Two's not enough. You're suspended. You need more than two. Two doesn't constitute crazy, eh? No, you need at least four, I reckon. Yeah, I'd like. Okay, you need at least four. Yeah, four. Okay, you win this. $50 towards another cat. Let's meet the trainee you're taking on today.

He's from the Tron. He's 36 and he is a terrible singer. Well, you're amongst friends there, Andrew. Welcome to the show. Ending. Andrew. Prove it. Prove it.

Prove it. Give us a quick happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. All right, that's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. You're better than us. You're not that bad, Andrew.

Andrew, your buzzer is tradie. Janelle, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers will take home $50 cash. Thanks to KFC this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. She won four gold medals at her first Olympics in Rio.

American gymnast Simone Biles is back to compete again. What colours make up Team USA's uniform? Treaty. Yes. Treaty. Andrew. It's got to be red, white and blue. That's correct.

It is red, white and blue. Hard to miss them. One to the tradies. That's correct. It is red, white and blue. Hard to miss them. One to the tradies. Question number two. New Zealand won our first medal today as well. In what sport did we win bronze? Oh, Andrew, straight in there. Triathlon.

Triathlon. It was the triathlon. Shout out to Hayden Wild who picked it up. Yeah, very cool. Two to the tradies. You could win it here, Andrew. You need this one Janelle Question number three

J-Lo celebrated Her 52nd birthday Over the weekend And she was Fucking smoking Yeah She made an official Instagram post

Where she revealed Her relationship Tradie Tradie Thank you Andrew for the clean sweep Cheers Back with Ben Affleck

You are an all rounder my friend You might be one of the greatest contestants we've ever had on this game You get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC Congrats Thank you so much and you're the greatest host Glad you're back Oh thanks Andy, appreciate. Appreciate that, mate. Look, I don't know what everyone else was doing over the weekend,

but don't call me, don't come over, because every waking minute that I'm not at work, I will be watching the Olympics. Yeah. It's consuming everything at the moment, eh? I've got all the channels working. I'm consuming as much Olympics as I can all at once. And one of my favourite things is, it was quite funny actually

over the weekend, producer Ben sent me a message and it was a screenshot of some of the swimmers who'd been racing in the heats. And he goes, I had to take a double take for a second because it was one of the swimmers from Australia and her name was Brianna same as mine Throssell but it looked like Thomasel

and so producer Ben was like I literally nearly thought you were at the Olympics. Suitably concerned Yeah and I thought the same thing when I saw it I was like wait a minute. That is, is that me? I was like oh no she's fit. The Olympics is the time of year where you watch sports that you've never had any interest in.

And after the Olympics, you won't have any interest in these sports until another four years come around. Like the fencing. Like fencing is a sport. The fencing woke me up yesterday. There's so many beeps and noises in that sport. It's so interesting how the masts light up now,

which is quite cool. I was very, I was well into the archery yesterday, very deep into the archery. Could you get into the skateboarding? Yeah, I like a bit of skateboarding. You enjoyed the skateboarding? Don't mind a bit of skateboarding. I don't mind a bit of skateboarding. Oh, did you see the guy?

Did you like the Olympic skateboarding though? Yeah, because a guy heard his gonads and it was hilarious. Poor guy. But one of the big stories from the Olympics in the last couple of days is the story about this volleyballer from Argentina and he is getting a bit of air time

at the moment because they're calling his last name the worst ever last name to have as an Olympian okay so there was photos that started to circulate around on the internet of the back of his shirt, which obviously he wears his last name. What's his sport?

Volleyball. Volleyball. He plays volleyball. Beach or indoor? Indoor. Okay. And his first name, Augustin, which is quite cool. Yes.

Augustin, last name quite cool. Yes. Augustin, last name, loser. Oh. Spelled L-O-S-E-R. Yeah. And unfortunately. No, don't tell me he was one. Unfortunately, the Argentinian team lost against Russia over the weekend. No.

The prophecy was true. Have you realised, though, how it's worse than what you think His initials are A loser His initials are A loser No He would have gone to these Olympics trying to shake the curse of his name He's like I've had this bloody name my entire life I'll show them

I'll go to Japan and I'll win gold No You know Hard enough to have that last name, but then to be like, you know, a professional sportsman. That's what I mean. I reckon he was driven by spite to become a sportsman, to overcome the name. I mean, he does stand at 1.98 metres tall,

so I don't think many people would mess with him. He is a big unit. But, you know, I don't think he would love his name. Or maybe it means something different in Argentina, maybe. I don't know. I was thinking, because there's quite, you get to see people from all over the world, every part of the planet during the Olympics, which I think is really cool. I want to hear from people from all over New Zealand

if you're in the same boat as A Loser. A you are loser, is that what you want to know? I'm sorry, Augustin Loser. If you're in the same boat as him, do you hate your last name? Or maybe you hate your first name. I don't know. Do you hate any part of your name? Do you have an unfortunate first or last name?

Yeah, do you hate it? You didn't choose it? You can admit it. You're stuck with that. Say, nah, it's crap. Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Do you hate one of your names? Brianne Clint.

Talking about, sorry, I'm just reading. You know when people obviously text in, we're not falling for your jokes. Not this afternoon. You didn't play rugby with a guy named Philip McCracken, all right? You did not play rugby with a guy called Phil McCracken. We're not falling for that. We're not calling you.

Not today. We're not calling you so you can tell us about Phil McCracken. We might fall for it on the day we're hungover, but not today, all right? There's an Olympian who's in the news at the moment because, well, his volleyball team lost to Russia yesterday, and he also has the last name Loser. And the first initial R. Yeah, his first name is Augustin, so his initial is A, Loser.

It's his fault. Argentina, they're labelling him as the cause for their downfall. I mean, rough break. He's a loser. It's his fault. Argentina, they're labelling him as the cause for their downfall. I mean, rough break. He's a loser. Absolute rough break. Literally, he's a loser. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800 Dial ZM, do you hate your last name or any part of your name?

Phil McCracken not making it to air. Phil McCracken, we'll talk to you another time. Helen's here though. Hi, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hey. What's your name that you hate? Well, my maiden name was Helen Clark.

No way. But mine's Clark Wibbeny. Are we speaking to the Helen Clark? What was it like to run the country? It doesn't sound like it. It doesn't sound like it. What was it like to be, because there was also a Helen Clark. What was it like to run the country? Does it sound like it? Does it sound like it? What was it like to be, because there was also a Helen Clark who was the Black Sticks women's

goalkeeper at the same time. At the same time that Helen Clark was Prime Minister. That's right, I remember talking about this. Did you get confused for her as well? Oh, a lot, yeah. Which one are you? Oh, no, just me. Helen's out of office now, and the other Helen is out of goal.

What is your new last name? Helen Hodges. Oh, yeah. Do you miss it? Do you miss the attention? You don't want to go back? No. I laugh about it now,

because sometimes I still get it. They call my name at the doctor's, and I have a little, and they go like, that is funny, isn't it? Helen, Helen, it could be worse. Your last name could be Keller. Yeah.

There's always that option too. The Phil McCracken guy really wants to get on air with us. He's texting going, it's not a joke, it's a true story. No, Phil McCracken, it's not a true story. Fool me once, Phil McCracken, shame on you. All right, go on, call us up. Call us up. No, get the guy., Phil McCracken, shame on you. All right, go on, call us up. Call us up. No, get the guy.

Get Phil McCracken. He plays footy with Phil McCracken on the line. Let's get him. Let's test him out. There's a few people who are texting through about this. A guy has texted and said, my name is Randy. Enough said. Yeah, I imagine the jokes you would get, Randy. Enough said. Yeah, I imagine the jokes you would get, Randy.

Someone else said there's a dairy farmer in Southland whose name is Richard Puller. I mean, that's perfect profession for Richard. It's more of a tip-puller, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, same, same. Yeah, right. Someone else said I used to work with a guy called Richard Leaning. How are we going with Phil?

Have we got any surprise surprises? Phone is not picking up. Oh, what a surprise. Look, it's been an interesting couple of weeks for you and I because we've been filling in for breakfast, which means our schedules are completely different. It kind of turns your world upside down. Our body clocks are like,

what's up, bro? What's going on? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Every morning I'd be in deep REM sleep and then your alarm goes off and you're like, where am I? What's going on? Four o'clock.

Is the house on fire? Oh, no, that's right. I just have to go and do my job. It's been good, though. It's been fun. But there's been one thing. She says through gritted teeth. No, I actually have quite enjoyed it. Even though I was tired. But it was a lot of fun. There was one thing

that I noticed during the couple of weeks that was an issue in my relationship. Oh yeah? And it was the issue around I hate, hate hate hate my partner's alarm oh i see what you're saying yeah and i'm talking about um you know she's a shift worker so she works her absolute butt off uh she's a nurse um but her alarm clock that is on her phone, it's a song and I just couldn't think of anything worse to make as your alarm for when you want to wake up.

Yeah. And there'd be times where I didn't need to get up but because, you know, obviously it's going off, I'm going to wake up to this alarm every morning. I feel like there's two types of people when it comes to selecting an alarm. There are people who want to be gently nursed awake. You know, they want to be just sort of rocked slowly with the sounds of the ocean to bring them back into the real world.

Then there's people who need that, get up, get up, get up. It's time to go get up. Don't go back to sleep. Don't you hit snooze. It's time to get up right now. Some people obviously don't wake up when it's like calm, you know, so they need something else. It gives me like shivers down my spine when I hear the particular alarm that wakes

me up every morning. Your own alarm? Yeah. It's very triggering for people. It's just one of the standard. Because sometimes people have your alarm as a ringtone. Oh, it's terrible. And when you hear it, you're like.

Anyway, what I thought I could do this afternoon is I'll play you the song she has said is her alarm. Yes. And you tell me if you think it's good or bad. Producer Ben thinks it's pretty good. Oh, you think this is a good way to wake up? As soon as you played it to me, I was like, I quite like this as an alarm.

So I want you to turn it up quite loud because I just want, okay, and let me set the scene first. Yeah. Okay, I want Producer Anastasia, Producer Ben, you, Clint, I want everyone to close their eyes. I want everyone to close their eyes. I want everyone to close their eyes. Take a deep breath in. Take a deep breath out.

I'm asleep. I'm enjoying my sleep. I'm resting. It's five in the morning. It's five in the morning. And now just relax. Yeah. And the alarm goes off.

Forward. What is this? Some Beyonce song This is Beyonce I think so That one thing that scared the crap out of you. It's the ominous note at first, which is enough to shake you into listening and let your body know there's something going on. Hang on, can we hit it from the start again, Hang on?

Yeah, you know the part. All right, I'm buzzed, I'm buzzed. What's going on, what's going on? What's happening? God, Jesus. Oh, my God. Yeah, right. Oh, it makes me sweaty.

What an awful way to start the day. Horrible. Like, the guy's got a beautiful voice, but... Not at five in the morning. Yeah, right, okay. It's very relatable hating your partner's alarm. My wife hates every alarm that I have ever set, and they only can last about two weeks

before she says, can you please get rid of that noise? Because it evokes negative connotations, right? Remember the time you set your alarm to, let me get a of that noise. Because it evokes negative connotations, right? Remember the time you set your alarm to, Oh, I'm hanging out a hole, yeah. No wonder she hates it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got me out of bed, though. 0800 dial ZM.

Do you hate your partner's alarm? Yeah, and what is it? Yeah. Extra points if you know what it is, and hopefully we can find the sound and we can all weigh in on it. Yeah, yeah. Get it off your chest this afternoon. Ring in, have a big old moan about your partner's alarm.

0800 DARS at M where you can text them to 96... What? 9696. Yeah, that's it. Bree and Clint. Do you hate your partner's alarm? Or maybe you hate your own alarm. I hate my own alarm.

But it's only because it means I have to get out of bed. I mean, I haven't set mine to a song because I don't want to ruin any songs. It's the perfect way to ruin any song. It could be your favourite song. It could be the song you walk down the aisle to. But if you set it as your alarm, eventually you'll despise it. It'll never be in your life again. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dials at M,

what's the alarm that you hate? Michaela's here. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hello. Whose is it? Is it your partner's? It's definitely my partner's.

All right, Michaela. You know, let's name and shame. What's your partner's name? His name's Simon. Oh, Simon. What are you doing, mate? Simon, if you're listening, we hate your alarm. Me, Michaela and Bree hate your alarm.

We hate it. What is it, Michaela? So it's just like the classic old telephone. So you'll be in a dream, 5 a.m., you know, relax. Oh, no. And then it just is like... Yeah. Every night you'll have PTSD,

you'll think you're going to sleep in like a 1950s hotel just because you know that. Some stays during your dream. That old school phone is kind of creepy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like your heartbeat, you know, you're asleep, your heart rate's like real low, and then all of a sudden you feel real like you're having a heart attack or something. Like your heart rate jumped up and you're like, what's going on?

Oh, yeah. What a way to start the day. Put it in the bin, Simon. It's got haunted hotel vibes. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, yeah. What a way to start the day. Put it in the bin, Simon. It's got haunted hotel vibes. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hey, guys.

You're calling up to name and shame your partner's alarm? I am. What is it? He wakes up daily at 5 a.m. to The Real Slim Shady by Eminem. I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm The Real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just demons. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not even the hook of it that gets you away.

It's the way the song starts when it goes. It's the start. It's 100% the start. Yeah, but Jess, if you stay ready, you don't need to get ready. You would feel like you're waking up in an Eminem music video. It is terrible. It has caused many a fight. And he won't change it. No, no. I can't believe your boyfriend. It is terrible. It has caused many a fight. And he won't change it.

No, no. I can't believe your boyfriend's name is Slim. Thanks, Jess. That's good. Let's talk to Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi.

Who is it, Alice? Is it your partners? No, it's me. Oh, it's you. It's you. You're dobbing your cell phone. Okay. Yes.

My name is Poiye. Legendary. Iconic. Fantastic song, Alice. As an alarm, I'm going to say probably not. Love the party at Māori Club. Do I want them serenading me awake every day? At what time does your alarm go off, Alice?

Six. Six a.m.? I'm going to say no. How long, Alice? How long have you had it? A couple of years. I actually had a flatmate not long ago, and she used to hear it through her room

and get really pissed off with me. Hey, Alice, you say you used to have a flatmate. Did she move out? Yes. Yes, she did. Can you still enjoy the song, Alice, you say you used to have a flatmate. Did she move out? Yes, she did. Can you still enjoy the song, Alice? Yes, I actually still love it. Wow, okay.

Alice, just an idea. Your next alarm, what about Wagon Wheel? Oh, I don't know about that one. Too far. Too far, Bree. Finally, Jaden. Morning, Jaden. G'day, Jaden.

Hello. Hello. Hello. I believe you're calling up to dob yourself in as well. Yeah. Yeah, my alarm is Tokyo Drift from Fast and Furious. Oh, Jaden. No, Jaden. And tell us, are you sleeping inside your Subaru Impreza or in the house?

Actually, my partner has one. Yeah, right. Your partner's got the Subaru. What have you got in the house? Actually, my partner has one. Yeah, right. Your partner's got the Subaru. What have you got in the skyline? The Ute. Yeah, Ute. Fast and Furious! Fast and Furious!

Whatever gets you out of bed in the morning in New Zealand, whatever it takes, I guess, especially when it's cold. This is big, and I think you need to get on to this. It's also a vaccination. Why just me? It's typical. Why just me? Well... Why not you? Do you need this?

Not as much as you need it. New Zealand is at the forefront of this development. New Zealand scientists are in the process of developing a... methane vaccine. Professor Jeremy Hill, Chief Science and Technology Officer, says the methane vaccine aims to introduce antibodies into the saliva, which then pass on to the stomach and prevent the production of methane gas in cows completely.

In cows? Yeah. I knew you were going to get stuck on the cow bit. And to be honest, why would I want to take that human bodily right away from myself? It's natural. But if you could, if you could eliminate it, if you didn't need to do it, why wouldn't you?

Mate, have you ever held in farts? Of course you have. You know, when you hold in farts and you hold in so many that it makes you feel so sick and then you end up doing the inside fart and it sounds like this. No, but you wouldn't be holding it. You're missing the point here. You wouldn't be holding anything in.

You'll be vaccinated so that your body won't produce any. Where does it go? Where does it go? It doesn't go anywhere because they don't get created. The vaccine, which yes, yes, okay, technically it's for cows, but I think that if you really value me as a work partner in this small glass box, you'll volunteer for the vaccine. It goes into you and then it changes the things,

which change the way the things happen, and then your body just doesn't generate it. Look, I mean, I get what you're saying, but like if we're really keeping count, in the last year, the only person that I recall dropping a big fart in here was you. Do we have any audio of that? It wasn't.

It was not. If you want to see the video, head to Bree and Clint on Facebook. I'm just saying I know you're not an anti-vaxxer so I would appreciate it if you signed up for the vaccine which is intended for cows but they're going to make a special exception for people like you. Not for me. Oh, not for you?

No, people like you. Okay, right. Turn this on me. Brianne Clint. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't Slim Shady. Real or fake name, baby? What is their real name? The real or fake name

game. Not the name of the game. The name of the game, though, is to guess whether celebrities are using their real or fake name. I mean, you don't really think about it all that often, but quite a lot of celebrities change their name to make it more appealing. Make it more catchy.

What would you change yours to? Starman Superboy. Shit, that was bad. I had to come up with something on the spot and I really choked. That's alright. You have to be able to act and then you can think about your name. Anastasia's here to run the game. Hi, that was bad. I had to come up with something on the spot and I really choked. That's all right. You have to be able to act and then you can think about your name. Anastasia's here to run the game. Hi, Anastasia. Hi, Clint.

Let's meet our contestants. Lauren's here first. I'm here too, by the way. I'm over here. I'm over here. Lauren's here too. Hi, Lauren. G'day, Loz.

Hi. What team would you like to be on? Team Bree or Team Clint? I'd like to play for Team Clint. Okay. Welcome aboard. You are on Team Clint. That means, Michelle, you'll be on Team Bree.

All right, Michelle, jump on this crazy train, mate. We got this, girl. All right, guys. Let's start off with Clint and Lauren for the first round. Would you guys like to hear first celebrity? Yes, please. Or some celebrity number one. Loz, just call this out mate

If you're confident I want you just to butt in And say real or fake okay Okay Alright let's do it Celine Dion Real Real

Would you have some kind of French name We're going with real Lauren said real We're going to go with real Shall we go for it That was my Celine Dion impression. Going with Lauren's answer has worked well.

That's her real name. Yes, well done, Lauren. Nice work, Loz. You're welcome. Brian and Michelle. All right, Michelle, you yell it out if you think you know, okay, mate? We're a team here. Second Celine.

Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg. What do you think, Michelle? Real. It's got to be real. Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg. What do you think, Michelle? Real. It's gotta be real. Whoopi Goldberg. Pretty great stage name, though, if she did come up with it. It's a great name, but I can't imagine anyone would pick that name.

Yep, real. Unfortunately, her real name, and you're gonna enjoy this, her real name's Karen Elaine Johnson, but the name Whoopi comes from Whoopi Cushion because she said in an interview, if you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. Some people used to call me Whoopi Cushion.

Michelle, I'm so sorry. I should have known that. You really should have known that, Brie. Anything about Whoopi Cushion is usually my forte. Whoopi Cushion Goldberg. What a great origin story. Also, she's really funny, so I'm like, is she just confusing me? Or she smoked and ripped a big bong and decided, yep, put that name down.

Lauren, we're back in this. Here we go. Let's go. All right. Celebrity number three is Kim Kardashian. Real. Real name? It's totally real.

Yeah, real. She's been famous since she was a kid. We're going real name. What, Kim, Colleen, the other ones? Yeah, real. She's been famous since she was a kid. We're going real name. What, Tim Tully, the other ones? Yeah, the other ones. You know your stuff, Lauren. That's correct. Yeah, baby.

Max. Yeah, I was just trying to throw it off there. All right, Michelle, we need this one here, mate. All right, guys. Celebrity number... She's over it. She's like, uh-huh. Celebrity number four is Drake.

Drake. Can't be his real name, Michelle. Can't be his real name. Nah, that's not his real name. Gotta be fake. Gotta be fake. You guys are right. His real name is Aubrey Drake.

Yes, Michelle, we got one. His middle name Drake and he likes his dad, so that's why he changed it. Aubrey. You know Drake used to be on Degrassi High He was a guy in the wheelchair right No I think he wasn't in a wheelchair for a bit Have you seen it Michelle No I've never heard of it

It's so weird he's got like really He just looks really young And he plays this awkward character He doesn't have a rapist about him No it's strange. Okay, Lauren, we can win the game here. If we get this, you win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Let's do it.

Last celebrity is Adam Sandler. Oh, Adam Sandler. My phone wallet keys. Real name. Real? Are you going real, Lauren? I'm going real. Real, yeah.

Adam Sandler's real name. That's correct. You've won. Well done, Lauren. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Thank you. There we go. First win for you in a couple months, Clint. Yeah, I know. Thanks, Lauren.

Sorry, Michelle. Usually I'm better at this game. Thanks for playing, mate. Bree and Clint. And we tread that thin line between a mind-blowing story and one that just evokes the feeling of... Stories flatulent. And it's such a fine line, though. Because, you know, we've all been to parties where sometimes people tell a ripping story

and then other times you wish you had got out early. Sometimes you wish you had a fart sound effect ready to go. Yep. Or at least the ability to muster one yourself. So this is where we put you guys to the test. Yes. Stories of coincidence is what we're looking for and I'm going to kick things off for a Monday.

Okay. It's a short story, but I feel like it's got the legs to go the distance. I'm going to judge it. You want me to be honest, right? Yes. I feel like it's a good one. I feel like I can't lose this week.

Oh, okay. I feel like it's that good. Over promise. Short and sweet. Right. Okay. Okay. So I just need to make sure everyone knows the dam Hoover Dam in Nevada.

Oh, one of my favourite dams. Huge dam, very famous. You can go on tours there. One of my top five favourite dams. It's actually one of the biggest dams in the world, I believe. Do you know what I said when I saw that dam? Hold down. Damn.

Damn, girl. Anyway, Hoover Dam, this is where we're setting the story. Did you know that the first person killed during the course of building Hoover Dam was a guy called J.G. Terranee? And he died on December the 20th, 1922. Right. He was surveying the waters in the Colorado River, and unfortunately he passed away.

Exactly 13 years later, on December 20, so the same day, different year. Yeah. 1935, the last man who died whilst making Hoover Dam was a guy named Patrick Teroney, his son. And they died on the same day? Yeah. Building the same dam? Yeah. Building the same dam?

Yep. First person to die whilst constructing the dam, very last person to die whilst constructing the dam, died on December 20th, and one was the son and one was the dad. You know what? It's morbid, but I can't fault it. I can't.

Told you. I couldn't lose. It's too good. I mean, it's not good. I mean, not it. I can't. Told you. I couldn't lose. It's too good. I mean, it's not good. I mean, not for the tyranny family. Not for the tyranny family. No, right. And condolences to that family.

But crazy. Yeah. How does that happen? Oh, yeah. How does that happen? It's cursed. It's a cursed dam. Maybe that's what it is.

Yeah. That's the calibre. I mean, you don't have to do ones about death And preferably you wouldn't Because we've had a death one today So But it doesn't matter If you have a story

Which is a coincidence That is basically unexplainable Give us a call now On 0800DIALZM And have a go At blowing our minds We'd love to hear your stories this afternoon Call us now

0800DIALZM Or text us on 9696. We're taking all the stories. Hopefully, you can get a big explosion from us. It's a mind-blowing Monday. Well, you have the opportunity to blow our minds with a story of coincidence so strange that you can't understand how it possibly could have come to be.

God, there's some good ones coming through on the text message machine. Text message machine? On the text message machine. We're getting a few via Morse code this afternoon. They're good too. The smoke signal ones are coming in. We're receiving your pigeons, which is good. No, there's some really good ones coming in on the text machine.

If we can't get through all of them, we need to probably call some of these back at some point. Have to. There's something that can start the whole segment next week. Yeah, I know. They're really good. We have three. All of these people are going to get the chance to blow our mind.

We won't interrupt them as they attempt to. And at the end of it, we will know. We'll have a feeling whether it's mind-blowing or it's... A big fart A fart out The brutal reality of this game Dylan is here Hi Dylan

Hi Dylan Hey, how's it? You think you got the goods, Dylan? Oh, here's hoping Alright, let us know Tell us the story, Dylan So, it happened like Probably a few months ago now

I was getting up Getting up for work It was about half four in the morning and Bohemian Rhapsody like popped into my head and it's just, you know, you get a song stuck in your head. So I'm like going about my morning routine, got the song stuck in my head.

It's an earworm. Went out to the car, carry on and go to work. You know, it's about half five and I turn the car on and on the radio playing right up to the verse that I'm singing in my head is Bamey and Rhapsody.

Okay, yep. Is there a twist? Who wakes up with a song stuck in their ear? You turn the car and it's like half five in the morning of all the songs to be playing. It's the one that you wake up stuck into your head. And it's buzzy as all hell,

but I think we're united on... Good try, Dylan. Just because it was just missing a twist, Dylan. It was just missing like a little... You know what it is, Dylan? If that happened to me or Clint, we'd be like, it's amazing, it's great, because as yourself...

It happened to you, yeah. But we can't... There's no way for us to me or Clint, we'd be like, it's amazing, it's great, because as yourself, but we can't, there's no way for us to confirm or deny if what you're saying is true. Yeah, I understand. You know what I mean? That's probably the only reason. I reckon you're at 80% with that one, Dylan. Yeah, you're at 80%. We need a

hundy. I'll take 80%. Okay, good. Good man. Thank you for taking it in the spirit that the game is intended. It's a good sport. Corey's here. Hi, Corey. Hi, Corey. Hey, guys. Rip straight in. Blow our mind, Corey. He's pretty good. Good man. Thank you for taking it in the spirit that the game is intended. He's a good sport. Corey's here. Hi, Corey. Hi, Corey. Hey, guys. How are you doing?

Rip straight in. Blow our mind, Corey. Go for it. All right. Back in 2015, I was in Nagoya, which is a very small town in Japan. No tourists go there. It's just completely random. It's a stopover.

Anyway, a guy messaged me on a certain app that sounds like Blinder. You can say Grindr on our show. It's entertaining. app that sounds like Blinder. You can say Grindr on our show. It's an entertaining app. Grindr. Yep. And anyway, we did some indoor gardening. Good stuff. You know, we lifted it back.

We did the deed and, you know, said goodbye. You know, four years later, I'm in Paris at a hotel next to Notre Dame. In my hostel, get a message from a guy about, I think, 100 metres away. And he says, oh, did I meet you about four years ago in Nagoya? Wait a minute, wait a minute, Corey. Were you back on the app, back on the dating app, and then you get a message from the same guy that you'd met up with four years ago?

Exact same guy. And, you know, you delete the app every now and then, so you lose all your chat history. We didn't exchange numbers or anything. And four years from Nagoya in Japan to Paris in France, the same guy messages me. You know why you got it, Corey? Because this happened in Nagoya in Japan.

And the thing people don't understand about the app that rhymes with blinder, it's got a proximity setting. And you could see that he was 100 metres away from you when he sent you the message. Corey, can I ask? Where are you from, Corey? I'm in Auckland. So you're from

New Zealand and you were in Japan. Where was he actually from? So he was from France. I didn't know that at the time. But he lives in Paris. But he was teaching in Japan. Teaching English in the Goya. Yeah, you got it. Before you go, did you do any more indoor gardening?

Uh, yep. Yeah! Corey, judging from your reaction, it wasn't the best. Let's see if we can get two from three. Here is here. Hi, here. Hi. It's Hari. Oh, Hari, sorry. It's been written

down without any explanation. Hari, welcome to the show. Please blow our minds when you're ready. I was building a building in Tory Street, the Sofitawa Hotel. As we were building up this wall, we got pretty high. Then the next morning, at night, I woke up. I had a dream about that same wall. It was clear in my mind that the war was going to fall over and crush us

when we were jumping up all these platforms. So the next morning I went to work, and in the dream I dreamt that the war was tilting over 210 miles. I went to work the next day and I told everybody about it. I had a dream that that war was going to fall over. They all laughed at me and I refused to work the next day and I told everybody about it. I had a dream that that wall was going to fall over. They all laughed at me and I refused to go up. I told everybody we're not going up. And then so they got the engineers and surveyors to check the wall out. The wall was tilting over 250 mils.

And they were going to be going up in your high up. We were going to fall over and it crushed us. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yeah, you get it. Is this actually Leonardo DiCaprio from the movie Inception? No, it was real. Legit.

So all the engineers were running around trying to figure out how to fix it up. You got a gift. And they asked me if I had a dream to fix it. And had you? Yes, I did. Honey, you get it. You get the explosion. I thought you were going to say that costs extra.

You guys don't have to pay for that, man. You don't have to pay for that. There you go. A fairly successful Mind Blown Monday, I think. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Birthday Banger is back. It's not just a replay. You guys get to play, and that's the way we like it. We'll take your birthdays, and we'll figure out what was number one on your 16th. James is here. Good afternoon, James. G'day, James.

How's it going? Good, mate. How was your weekend? It was pretty crap, actually. I had to work. I like that honest answer. How was your weekend? It was pretty crap, actually. I had to work. Oh, I like that honest answer. How come you had to work? Because my job makes me sometimes.

He's got one of those jobs. Oh, just quit, I'd say. Just quit. It's a non-negotiable. James, what is your birthday? Let's see if we can pick your Monday out with a birthday banger. 22nd of September, 1994. Right, James, you were 16 in 2010. And on the 22nd of September in 2010, this was number one.

We gon' rock this club. We gon' go all night. We gon' light it up like a dynamite. Excuse the pun. It's a banger. But it's Tio Cruz Dynamite. It's won the segment before as well, James. It's got that energy.

Oh, that's good. All right. It's a good one, James. It's got that energy. That's good. All right. It's a good one, James. Let's get one on for Nadine. Hi, Nadine. Hi, Nadine. Hi. How was your weekend, Nadine?

Be honest. Mine was actually really good, but I feel bad saying that now. No. You don't need to feel bad, Nadine. You need to be honest with everyone. Why was it so good? I just had a really good weekend, yeah. Oh, you had a bit of kissy-kissy at the clubby-clubbies, didn't you?

Don't kiss and tell, don't kiss and tell. I know that little flutter in your voice everywhere. I've heard it before. Nadine, good for you, girl. What's your birthday? 3rd of July, 98. All right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 3rd of July.

And on that day, this was number one. Bit of George Israel. Oh, yeah. Was his name George, Nadine? No, no. Because that would have been a big coincidence. He would have won. What happened?

Where's bloody George Ezra gone? He may be here. We were hot on his music. I don't know. Yeah, right? I mean, I love George Ezra. I did a very good impression of him once upon a time. We don't need to go back there.

No, I think that's why he cancelled one of his shows. Jed's here. Hi, Jed. G'day, Jed. How are you doing? Good, mate. How are you doing? How are you doing? Good, mate. How are you?

How's your weekend? Yeah, good. Another weekend. Perfect. Another weekend. Okay, let's do your birthday, Bang and Jed. As we say in my house, Jed, another weekend, another slab. What's your birthday, Jed?

2nd of the 7th, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 2nd of July. And in 2004, this reached the top of the chart. Ram Jam. Oh, yeah, I love a bit of Spider-Babe. Ram Jam. What do you reckon, Jed? Is that a good birthday banger?

Oh, yeah. If Brie doesn't sing it like that all the way through, it'll be good. What do you mean, Jed? I feel like I've got the pipes for that one. Would you rather hear her doing a bit of George Ezra? My husband moved up. No, probably not, to be fair. It's a replay we can do without as well. Yeah, it crushed it.

Okay, wait there, Jim. We've got to vote. Taya Cruz Dynamite for me. Black Betty, Spider-Bait all day long. Split vote. We will take the vote to producer Ben this afternoon. Ben, what's your decider, mate? Is my mic on?

Yeah, there it is. I'm going to go Black Betty. Yes, Ben! Yeah. Get in, son! Bit of fun vibes. All right, we're doing it. And I promise, Jed, I will not sing it,

and I will let you listen in peace. Jed? You said you'd let him listen in peace. Jed! All right, I'll shut up now. There you go, everybody. The winner of Birthday banger this afternoon. Spider bait.

I'm so pumped for this one. This is a Monday vibe right here. And Black Betty on ZM. Don't adjust your dial, New Zealand. You are not listening to Radio Hodaki. This is ZM. Who else feels like they could commit a bank robbery right now? I know I do, and I feel like I could get away with it.

Black Betty, Spider-Bite taking out George Ezra and Tayo Cruz. Absolutely, that was a good choice. Loved it. There are some Holdens driving up and down the country right now going, shit, this ZM thing might actually be all right. Might keep it on the dial, actually, yeah. Shit, love, I think I like ZM. I'm going to go check a burnout down the main street, love.

See you later. Well, if you enjoyed that, wait till you hear Olivia Rodrigo. It's Bree and Clint. And we're here in the afternoons. Of course, we did the breakfast show for two weeks. And if you don't get up at that time of day, if you don't listen to ZM at that time of the day, then you won't be aware of the fact that we created a hit single last week.

It's absolute fire. It is absolute fire. I can't believe it. I feel like it could be easily put into ZM's playlist. Yeah. It wasn't intended that way. Like, it wasn't, we weren't going out there to make a banger.

No, it was meant to be a joke. It was meant to be a joke. It was meant to be a bit of fun. We found in Bree's notes app on her iPhone, poetry, very emotional, very like,

very deep poetry that was written after a breakup. I shared on the show that I sometimes, back in the day, not recently, have written song lyrics slash poetry after I've gone through breakups or hard times.

I think it's important to hear that poetry. I was vulnerable and I let you guys in and then you're exploiting it. I think it's important to hear that poetry roar before we do anything. Just one more time. No, no. It's from Bree's Nightcap on a Time. I don't know if I can listen to this.

Feeling stuck. Stuck in this game called love. Just need to rise above. Above out of my mind. The love I never had to find. It was always there. In this.

I never want there to be a last kiss. Gives you the tone, right? Nothing is ever good, bro. We send that to Saatchi, and along with their vocalist, India, they did this. Banger. Banger. And then last week I went, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. India's great, but you wrote the song.

So what would it sound like if Brie sang her own lyrics? Why do you have to do this? It's so amazing. We had this special moment, a very personal piece of writing from me. We did an amazing job. Saatchi, India worked real hard, created this amazing thing. So why ruin it? Because.

Why do we have to make a joke out of it? Because you understand the intention of the lyrics, so it will take on a new meaning. That's why today Brie has spent time with a professional audio engineer and we now can premiere for New Zealand. I've spent 10 minutes on this. It's going to be horrific and the song will be ruined. Stuck, Game Called Love, Brie featuring Saatchi.

Wait, wait. I just want to say, for everyone who loves the song, there's a lot of text coming through, this was Clint's doing. I didn't want to do this. Whatever you need to tell yourself. Here it comes everybody feeling stuck stuck in this gay gold love just need to rise above out of my mind the love i never had to find in you. Oh. All I see is you and me.

How did I get to be above out of my mind? The love I never had to find in you. Oh. Then I realized that a me plus you never equaled two. Then I realized that a me plus you never equaled two. Now I'm feeling stuck, stuck in this game called love. Stuck in this game called love. Stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love Stuck in this game called love

Banger, banger, it's a banger. It's a banger. That is if you bought the Saatchi in India version. If you bought it on Wish, that's what it would sound like. It's funny you say that because original vocalist India is on the line with us. She has listened to the full debut. India, what do you make of Bree's version? Horrible.

I'm just a little bit shook, actually. I'm just sitting here like she's just taken my piece and she's done it. Yeah, she removed you, eh? She did such a good job. No, I genuinely need to say I heard some Ariana Grande trills in there, Bree. And you've got absolutely, you need to get in a new career.

Wonderful. India, can I just say, I apologise from the deepest place of my heart for ruining the amazing job you did. It wasn't my idea. I think we need to do a part three now with me and you do like a duo. Yes, a mashup.

I'm keen. Yes, a duet. Let's see how many versions we can do. All right, that's India, the original vocalist of the song. Thank you, India. Thank you. Your check is in the mail. I actually am obsessed with this song.

I know that sounds really self-indulgent, but obviously I'm not on the song. It's India. It's been in my head literally all weekend. I know that sounds really self-indulgent but obviously I'm not on the song it's India. It's been in my head literally all weekend. I can't get it out. Teased you before a very high profile

very very famous celebrity couple went Instagram official over the weekend and it was The Rock and Vin Diesel. They've confirmed it. Their bromance their passion. They're going it. Their bromance, their passion.

They're going to have very cute babies. No, it is... Bennifer. 2.0. 2.0. They've dated in the past. They've went off, had their own relationships. And then they've come back, they've reunited.

J-Lo put up a photo dump dump which is the thing to do at the moment an album with the caption 52 what it do and what it do is one of the hottest 52 year olds i have ever seen in real life she is smoking such a babe i would walk over hot coals look up with that woman uh deep buried in the album, the last photo is a picture of her and Ben Affleck having a full-on pash. So it's official. Once you do that, the relationship's official, right, Brie? Yeah, it's on Instagram. That's

it. It's signed, sealed, delivered. If you're putting a kissing photo up on Instagram, boom, done. It's not even a case of, you know, if you put up a photo, people might go, oh, they're friends. Oh, they're hanging out. They're hanging out. Like, that is slap, oh, they're friends. Oh, they're hanging out. They're hanging out. Like that is slap bam on your Instagram. Statement.

Statement. Yeah. She's sending a message. Maybe Mark Anthony or A-Rod have been giving her some stick recently. She's like, you know what? I'll just put a picture of me hooking up with Batfleck on my Instagram. So it's done. Signed, sealed, delivered, official.

I was wondering, what does it take to become official in 2021? Like if I'm seeing somebody and I put up a post on my feed on Instagram, that's it. That's official, right? That's totally official? Well, this is weird because are you talking about, like are you asking the person or are you just assuming and you whack up a picture

and you go, it's official to me, I've put it on Instagram? Shit, that's a good question. You know? That's a good question. Is it official if they just feature in your Instagram story? I feel like, yeah, because you want people to see that you're, like, hanging out with that person or around that person. Maybe not as serious.

Maybe that's more going steady and then an actual post of you guys not kissing or holding hands but maybe just standing there is, you know, the next level. And then a kissing photo is the next level after that. And then the one above that is when you change your Facebook profile picture to be the two of you. Never do that. Don't ever do that.

With a really dated frame over it? Don't do that. Rather a picture of a car as your profile picture. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.