ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th July 2022

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. Sorry, what was that? Lash Gold. Lash Gold. What up everybody? First podcast intro in like a week and a bit. Yeah, we forgot to do one yesterday. No, we didn't forget.
Starting point is 00:00:14 We were under pressure. Oh, we intentionally didn't do one, even worse. No, I intentionally didn't remind us to do one because we were broadcasting from beside the rubbish bins while people were vacuuming and I was like, fuck this, we need to get out of here. It was scaffolding being put up. Falling on the ground.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I've never felt more on the way. Yeah, literally. Anyway, great event yesterday. We had a lot of fun in Queenstown. We attended a gravy festival. You heard all that
Starting point is 00:00:36 on the show yesterday. Today is a new day. We are here and we got hot goss, don't we, Brie? And we are queer. Yeah. Woo!
Starting point is 00:00:44 Yeah, woo! Yeah! I really feel like a gay time ice cream now. Oh, cookie crumble. Oh, cookie crumble, yeah. I wonder why the... Why do you like those? You don't like a cookie crumble slash gay time?
Starting point is 00:00:59 The cookie's like damp. No, cookies and cream. You know what ice cream I love that New Zealand does? We probably have a different version in Australia, but it's the ones that they're, so it's chocolate. So it's ice cream, chocolate coated, and it's got coconut. A choc bar kind of situation? Is it a choc bar?
Starting point is 00:01:18 With their big thing of chocolate in the middle. Yes, that's the one. Choc bar. Really icy vanilla ice cream and then chocolate and coconut. I like those. Delicious. They're real good. My wife Choc-bar. Really icy vanilla ice cream and then chocolate and coconut. I like those. Delicious. They're real good. My wife bullies me
Starting point is 00:01:27 about my favourite type of ice cream. What is it? It's probably rum and raisin. Napoleon. It'd be a rum and raisin. Napoleon. It's not rum and raisin and Napoleon is not an ice cream.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Napoleon. It's goody goody gumdrops. Oh. Yuck. Love it. You get lollies in your ice cream. I don't like it. It tastes like toothpaste.
Starting point is 00:01:43 My childhood favourite. And the lollies are real hard and then they get stuck in your teeth. Suck them warm. Excuse me? Don't say that. Did you just tell me to suck them warm? Suck them warm. Suck them soft.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Is that your dream name? That's what Andrew on Love Island did. Suck them warm. And then I licked her tit or whatever. All right, this is chaotic, okay? We need to bring the energy back to the middle. Okay, bring it back to the middle. That scene is iconic.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Ladies, please. Excuse me, ladies, please. You can't say that. Bree's got some hot goss for us. I've got hot goss. Yeah, give us some hot goss. What's the hot goss? Look, I'm hot.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Come on. Hot goss. And then I licked her tit or whatever. We've broken our new cardinal rule of coming into the podcast with nothing to say. Okay, I'll say something without saying something. I have massive life news that I can't talk about. Oh, the one I know about?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Yeah. You guys all know about it. Do we know about it? You know about it. You might not know that she's not allowed to talk about it. I can't talk about it. Why not? Because it's going to be on TV.
Starting point is 00:02:46 We know about it. I know, Because it's going to be on TV. We know about it. I know, I know. Yeah, we know. It was a secret wedding and they're putting it all on a big special on TV and Z2. You're going to be on Naked Attraction. Oh, my gosh. No, I did that earlier in the year. Oh, sorry. I wasn't here for that.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Yeah, yeah. Would you do it? That's coming out later. Seriously, would you do it? No fucking way would I ever. I was watching that show last night. Naked Attraction. On TV.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Most awkward show. Because you know what makes it super awkward? The dick and balls? Oh, well, that part I'm not too worried about. The awkward part for me. The hairy... Some aren't hairy, thank you very much. Some are bald as a baby's bottom.
Starting point is 00:03:22 The awkward part is where they have to get rid of people and then they ask them a reason why. I'm like, don't ask them. I'm like, it's so awkward. You've put them in the nutty, the most vulnerable state a person can be, and then you're asking someone to critique why they're getting rid of them.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And the chick's always like, dick's too small. Nah, no. I don't watch the show, but I imagine that's what it is. All the people try and dance around it, but then the audience... It's always body type, eh? I don't really like his personality. He didn't say anything. His big toe's a bit weird
Starting point is 00:03:54 looking. It's not his big toe, it's the dick you don't like. But you can't say that. Or the flabby bits. Yeah, or you know certain parts of people's bodies. How do you cast for that kind of show? Is there like a pre-reveal that the producers are like, we should ask.
Starting point is 00:04:10 People sign up to go on it. It'll just be on the BBC website or the ITV website. But how do you pick? My friend's friend went on it. He's an actor. Well, you know. And they used to be being an actor. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:22 So I think it was a gig. No, no, no. This was in the UK. I was going to say, I can't imagine Aussies signing up to do that show. But yeah, I think it's like maybe they contact you. I can't imagine it being your path to fame going on Naked Attraction. Unless you have. You're like auditioning for the new Batman role.
Starting point is 00:04:38 And they're like, so what experience do you have? Well, I once got my dick out on Naked Attraction. Well, you get really famous and then that gets brought out later exactly right exactly i can't think of anything worse because i'm not a naked person no no i'm not i just hate being naked do we have any naked people in the team now no no who was a naked person my boyfriend is he a naked person he loves it so i'm not judging them i'm like all the more power to you if you're a naked person. I'm just not one. I could not think of anything worse.
Starting point is 00:05:08 You then stand and then they judge you. Is there an amount of money you would do it for? Of course. There's always a price. 50K? 50K. Is that it? I know.
Starting point is 00:05:17 I want to see. Would you do it for 50? It's going to be online. Oh, you are offering the money. I thought you were saying you would do it for 50K. Oh, no. It's going to be online forever. Yeah, it's forever.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And then I'd feel really... Do they do a face reveal? Yeah. And then they stand in the night and talk to each other. I feel like my confidence would... It would be a long road back for me if I got some bad feedback. Let's start at a number you'd definitely do it for. A million dollars?
Starting point is 00:05:43 Yeah, I'd do it for a million dollars. I'd do it for a million dollars. I might have to think about it. For a million dollars? You're out at a million. Okay, do it for. A million dollars? Yeah, I'd do it for a million. I'd do it for a million dollars. I'd have to think about it. For a million dollars? You're out on a million. Okay, that's fine. You're not out. Ella, a million dollars?
Starting point is 00:05:50 No. No? Okay, it's just me and you at a million dollars. 900. Yeah, well, it's close to a million. 850. That's still pretty close. 750.
Starting point is 00:05:59 I'm still yes to it. Still pretty close. Yeah. 500. Oh, okay, so we're going down a bit now. Half of what I originally offered you, but it's cash tax-free. Cash tax-free. Get a whole house for that. 500. Oh, okay. So we're going down a bit now. Half of what I originally offered you. But it's cash tax free. Cash tax free.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Get a whole house for that. No, you can't. Not in Auckland. Not in Auckland, but you could get a whole house. Are you kidding me? No, you can't. Oh, 500. Probably.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Yeah, same. 400. That's probably where I draw the line. $400,000. Yes, though. Yeah. For one nude appearance. Sub four. It's so full frontal though
Starting point is 00:06:27 There's like The close up There's like close up shots Of your vehem Why were you watching this show By the way I watched it It was a good show
Starting point is 00:06:34 No it's an interesting watch But was it just on Or did you like No it was just on TV last night And it was a re-one So I'd already seen the penis A wee one It was a wee one
Starting point is 00:06:43 A wee one It was a wee one Yeah We'll talk about the penises Speaking of baby one? It was a wee one. A wee one? It was a wee one. Yeah. We'll talk about the penises. Speaking of baby talk, there's some coming up in the show, so let's leave them with that. Oh, yeah, I can't wait. Do we do it now? Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:06:51 No. Can I wear your penis? You've got a cute little penis. Oh, you're cute. You're cute. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Howdy, pilgrim.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Howdy, little pilgrim. What time is it? Two, three, two, one. It is Brinkley. Howdy pilgrims. Howdy pilgrims. Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Bree and Clint back in Tumwiki Makoto, Auckland. Not that you asked, but we flew back from Queenstown this morning. We did. Nearly missed the flight though. Oh my god. I just stripped down to my knickers. If you're going anywhere at the moment,
Starting point is 00:07:25 anywhere, I know it won't just be Queenstown Airport suffering this. Go early, right? Because yeah, security, security. It was nothing to do
Starting point is 00:07:32 with security. I just made the decision that I wanted to. Oh, is that the deal? Yeah. No, they made, so they made me take my shoes off
Starting point is 00:07:39 because apparently shoes above the ankle need to come off. When did New Zealand become, take your shoes off to go through security country? Yeah, so shoes came off, my jacket came off. The annoying part about travelling through America is taking your shoes off. But the most horrifying part is they made me take my beanie off.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And anyone who's worn a beanie knows the hair doesn't bode well underneath. No, you have like a thatch underneath it, don't you? Remember last time I nearly, I got pulled up at security at Queenstown Airport as well? Do you remember that? Oh, because you had those tiny hands in your backpack. I had tiny hands in my backpack, which I mean, that sounds really weird.
Starting point is 00:08:18 I reckon you've been flagged. I reckon you're a flight risk. And so now they just see you coming through and they're like, coat Thomas L. She's coming back through security. I had these tiny novelty hands in my backpack that I'd forgotten about and they pulled my bag out and they go, who's bags this? That's a normal thing to say, by the way.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Yeah. They're these hands you put into your sleeves and it looks like you've got tiny hands. I'm a weird person. Nothing weird or anything. And the lady pulls them out and she goes, what are these? And then I was like, they're there. And try explaining that to someone.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Those are my tiny hands. And she was like, well, I can say I have never seen that at security before. So you win an award. And I was like, excellent. Unless you're going to hijack a tiny plane. I don't think she's got anything to worry about. It was quite funny. Hey, big things on the show today that you need to know about.
Starting point is 00:09:05 At 5.30, we're going to give away another double pass to Ed Sheeran. The only thing stopping you from winning that double pass to see Ed in Auckland or Wellington, it's your choice, is Bree's mum. That's right, Mama Di,
Starting point is 00:09:16 our resident Ed Sheeran expert. Look, she got taken down yesterday pretty convincingly too. By a 15-year-old. Yeah, it was so impressive. If you want to play that 5.30, we're also going to call one of the VIPs for our Love Island party. We're showing the Love Island finale at the Lula Inn in Auckland,
Starting point is 00:09:36 and we've got a VIP table package to give away this afternoon. It is the Bledisloe version for Love Island fans. And if you want to come along, everyone is welcome. So 6.30 next Wednesday night at the Lula Inn in Auckland. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Here we go. The Tradies vs. the Ladies. The Tradies picked up a win yesterday, so they're sitting on 62. The Ladies on 51. 63. Oh, 63. 63. We haven't updated the board.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Here we go. Let's meet our tradie first. He's 20 years old. He's from the capital, and he met Bree last night. Welcome to the show. It's Connor. G'day, Connor. Were you at the Gravy Festival, were you, Connor?
Starting point is 00:10:22 Yes, I was. We sat next to each other, didn't we? How did you and your girlfriend, did you guys go out to saloon afterwards? What did you get up to? Nah, we struggled to get the bus again, actually. Too full of KFC. Okay, wait there, Connor. You're going to be taking on our lady today.
Starting point is 00:10:39 She's 39. She's from Tamaki Makoto and she's studying a Masters of Psychology. Please welcome to the show, Taranay. Hello, Taranay. Hi. Forgive me. Once you finish the Masters, does that mean you're a doctor? No, there's one more hurdle.
Starting point is 00:10:56 You have to get into the clinical psychology program. Do you have to do a doctorate to be a doctor? Yes, you do. PhD? No, a doctorate to be a doctor? Yes, you do. PhD? No, a doctor. You can tell we, especially me, won't be a doctor anytime soon. PhD, pretty huge doctor. Okay, Taranae, your buzzer is lady.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Connor, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Who was the lead actor in the 2001 movie Joe Dirt? Was it George Clooney, David Spade or Adam Sandler?
Starting point is 00:11:36 Lady. Yes, Taranay. Adam Sandler. Yes, but no. Connor. George Clooney? David Spade is going to be devastated. His biggest film, other than Grown Ups, it was David Spade.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Question number two. No points there to anyone. Name the two main types of panda bear. Freddy? Yes, Connor. Giant? Yes. And? Panda bear. Trudy. Yes, Connor. Giant. Yes. And.
Starting point is 00:12:09 There's one other. You'll kick yourself if you don't get it. Black and white. No. I was about to say it's a colour. Do you want to have a go, Tara? No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Giant's already down. Can you get the colour? Black. No, no black panda. We were looking for red. Red panda. Red panda. I told you you'd kick yourself.
Starting point is 00:12:31 That's okay. That was a hard question. Yes. Or we would have also accepted Kung Fu Panda. Question number three. Name one ingredient that you would need to make bread. Yes, Connor. Tradies. Lady. Yes, Connor.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yeast. Yeast is on the money. Also would have accepted flour, water and salt. There's probably some other things in there that you could... That's all you need. ...probably get away with. That's all you need. Question number four, one to the tradies. If I was in Venice, what country would I be in?
Starting point is 00:13:02 Tradies. Yes, Connor. Italy. Yes. Italy is correct. Oh, Crete. Yes, Connor. Italy. Yes. Italy is correct. Oh, no. Well done, Connor. That means he's two up.
Starting point is 00:13:09 You need this one, Taranay, to stop him. The pressure. The pressure. So much pressure. Question number five. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Connor. Snoop Dogg.
Starting point is 00:13:25 He's on the song. That'll do. We would have accepted Snoop Dogg, Bruno Mars, or Wiz Khalifa for that one. We would have. Hey, Connor, I know you've been listening to the show for three years, and now we get to repay your 50 bucks coming your way.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Awesome. All thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. I have noticed recently there has been a lot of chat online amongst my friend groups around baby talk in relationships. Oh, yuck. And you hate it. I'm not a fan.
Starting point is 00:14:01 It gives me physical icks. Yeah. Like, I shudder with ickiness at the thought of baby voicing. What are you talking about, cointy winty? Oh. I don't throw this around lightly because I know it's the ultimate. I know it's the ultimate. That just came out of me.
Starting point is 00:14:21 I would never do this to you. I want to turn your microphone off. I want to. I won't, but I want to I want to turn your microphone off. I want to. I won't, but I want to. Hey, no, fair enough. I get it. I decided to look into it a little bit. And there's a study that was done a few years ago,
Starting point is 00:14:34 which was looking at how many couples use baby talk in a relationship. How many couples do you think use baby talk? Not the good ones. No good ones. No good ones. No hot couples. Well, a study from the Kinsey Institute found, and this is massive, two-thirds of couples use baby talk with each other.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Nah, nah, nah, nah. That's a lot. Everybody on this show isn't a couple. There are four couples as a part of this show. Who uses baby talk? There should be, by those stats, there should be at least one couple who uses baby talk. Okay, wait. So let's all take a couple. There are four couples as a part of this show. Who uses baby talk? There should be, by those stats, there should be at least one couple who uses baby talk.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Okay, wait, so let's all take a vote. Who do you reckon out of you, me, Ella, produce, I reckon it's Ella.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Probably Ella. Yeah. Why are you saying my name? Because you love the Minions movie and I feel like maybe there's a bit of baby chat with you and boyfy-woyfy.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Is that fair? Come on. Without realising it and boyfy-woyfy. Is that fair? Come on. Without realising it, and it's not to that extent. Baby talk a little bit. It's not like, come on, cuddle. It's just like, I want to cuddle. Ah, yuck. But can you heat up that pizza for me?
Starting point is 00:15:39 It's not that. I thought we could make a real awkward situation even more awkward this afternoon. I'm going to call my mum and I'm going to have a full conversation with her in baby talk. Just to see. Have you ever? No, never. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Like, I do not baby talk with anyone, especially my mum. I'm distancing myself. Hi, mum. Hi, how are you going? Good, mumsy, wumsy, how are you going? Good, Mumsy Wumsy. How are you? What's going on, Brianna? What do you want?
Starting point is 00:16:11 Mum, I miss you so much. I want to cuddle Waddle. Have you had a knock to the head? Mum, don't talk like that to me. Do you missy-wissy me too? Oh, Brianna, I'm a bit worried, I can tell you. So am I. So am I, Mama Di, to be fair.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Is this a bit awkward talking in baby talk to you, Mum? Oh, Jesus. Look, I'm not the queen, Brianna. I might be quite there, but I'm not Mama. You don't want me to talk? You're not mummy. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Don't do a bit of baby talk to mama. No, I will never baby talk to your mum because I respect her too much. You know? Mum, can you? Plus, I still want her to find me a little bit attractive, you know? Yeah, right. Gotcha. Hey, mum.
Starting point is 00:16:58 A little bit, Clint. Can you? A lot more than a little bit. What about me? Do you find me? Okay, that's weird. Hey, Mum, I want to hear, because we're just talking about baby talk in relationships,
Starting point is 00:17:10 you and Dad, do you ever baby talk to each other? No. Can you imagine your father ever doing baby talk? No, I can't, but I'd like to hear. I reckon your dad spoke like a 45-year-old man straight out of the womb. Yeah. I reckon he was like,
Starting point is 00:17:25 G'day, Mum, can I get some of that milk there, please? I'd love some of that milk from those juggaluggers, please, Mum. Hey, Mum. I have to tell you, some kind of talk is good. Italian talk is good. Okay. Okay, well, that's not what I was asking. Didn't want to know about it.
Starting point is 00:17:40 But what I do want to know, Mum, is I want to hear what your baby talk would sound like to Dad if you were to do it. Oh my God, Brianna, that's so far out of my comfort zone, it's not funny. That's the whole point. Okay, so ready? I want to put you
Starting point is 00:17:57 let's set the scene. You want a cup of tea and you want Dad, Big Steve, to make it to you to make it for you. How would you ask him if it was baby talk? Oh, Stevie, would you go and get me a cup of latte, honey bunny? That's not baby talk. No, that was baby talk. I can't even do it.
Starting point is 00:18:24 I love it. Thank you, Mum. That was some of the weirdest radio we've done with you for a while. Good. That wraps up our baby talk segment. No, it doesn't. That's it. We can move on with our day.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I want the listeners to get involved now, Clint. Bree and Clint. We have one man from Meta Meta who's willing to do some baby talk. And you know what? I'm already 10% more attracted because he's willing to give it a go. His name's Chris. He's 29. Welcome to the show, Chris.
Starting point is 00:18:48 G'day, Chris. Hello, Quinty, Winty. How are you? I heard you're a little upset-y today, so I just wanted to call you to let you know that we love you lots and lots, and if you need, there's a nice, warm blankie waiting for you
Starting point is 00:19:02 and lots of huggles. We care about you so much, Quincy. Don't let it get to you, buddy. It's okay. It's okay. Chris, I love you so much. Lots of hugs and kisses. Alright, Chris, alright, we get it, we get it.
Starting point is 00:19:18 You're a big baby, alright? Hey, Chrissy Wissy, do you do baby talk in your relationships, yes or no? My partner's guilty of it, but I don't tend to do it unless it's to my two-year-old son. How do you feel when your partner does baby talk to you? Are you like, oh, I'm feeling aroused? Not particularly. It's more a case of, okay, I'll hurry up and get it done.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I don't even know what that means. No, I it done. I don't even know what that means. No, I love that. I don't even know what that means. I love you, Chris, so much that you've called the radio station and you were straight into it and it was solid baby talk from you. I don't buy it. I think you've been practising and your partner is going to think, I can't believe he's cheating on me baby talk with Clinty Winty from ZN.
Starting point is 00:20:05 The one man in New Zealand willing to come on air and do baby talk. I love him. That's 29-year-old Chris from Matamata. Thanks, Chris. You have a great afternoon, baby. Thank you, mate. Same to you guys. Have an awesome one.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Boy, Chris. Guy needs his nippy chase, I think. The only person doing baby talk in all of New Zealand. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA
Starting point is 00:20:28 with Zima Cathy. This show is already the most expensive TV show ever made and it's not even out yet. Today, news out about how much
Starting point is 00:20:37 Lord of the Rings we're going to get with that new Amazon TV series. Is this the one that was made here? The first season was, yes. Because do you remember
Starting point is 00:20:45 where I used to live in the penthouse of the building that I lived in? Yeah. The director lived. Whoa, bougie. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Shows you how flash Brie's apartment building was. No, I was in one of the peasant apartments. I think they have those. Hi, Dean McCarthy. You've got the goss. G'day, Dean.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, hello. Brie. Hello, posh Brie over here. Am I right? Actually, Brie might be the only one allowed to afford the cost of the
Starting point is 00:21:12 new series. $465 million is what it's going to cost, the new series. Now, here's, let me set the scene for you. It's five seasons, so 10 hours per season, 50 hours, and they're going to tell the story of Lord of the Rings, the Rings of Power. Now, it is basically set
Starting point is 00:21:27 4,000 years before the books and movies that we all love. So it's called The Time Journey, it's called The Second Age, and Peter Jackson's movie from The Third Age. So it's set before that. But yeah, it's going to cost almost $500 million. It is the most expensive television
Starting point is 00:21:44 series ever made in history. But it's going, I almost $500 million. It is the most expensive television series ever made in history. But it's going, I mean, they're banking on it. I think it's going to be wonderful. We're so excited. Who would have thought this would be coming right now? I'm off it. I know that's a very un-Kiwi thing to say, but I am off it for two reasons, okay? You said they're making 50 hours of television.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I feel like we had 50 hours of the movies already from Peter Jackson. It was very long. Sir Peter Jackson, and they were wonderful. Thank you very much. The other reason I'm off it is they bought it here, and they started to make it, and we're like, yeah, cool. This is Middle Earth. We are Middle Earth.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Then they took it away, didn't they? And then after season one, they took it away, and they're filming it in bloody England. Get off the grass, Steve whatever your name is from Amazon. What's his name? Steve Jobs. No, he's dead. What's the Amazon guy's name, Dean?
Starting point is 00:22:28 Oh. Bezos. I don't know. Jeff Bezos. Jeff Bezos. That's it. Steve. Jeff Bezos.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah. Well, maybe I'm being a bit negative. I'm sure it's going to be fun. I can't wait to see it, actually, just because I feel like a lot of shows have been made here in New Zealand. Yes. And they're all so fantastic. I'm going to critique the first season to the second season. Yeah, I'm going to watch the first season and support that.
Starting point is 00:22:55 I'm going to watch with hawk eyes, you know, just to see. Yeah, New Zealand did it better. That's the latest on Lord of the Rings with our Hollywood correspondent, a man appearing on the cover of a magazine in his Speedos today, Dean McCarthy. You need to go and check out the pics on his Instagram page. They will blow your mind. Do yourself a favour and go look at it at Dean McCarthy. But maybe be sitting down with a blanket over your lap while you do it.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Do it at home. Don't do it at the office. Don't look at it at the office. Bree and Clint. I've got a new Don't do it at the office. Don't look at it at the office. Brie and Clint. I got a new subscription service available here in New Zealand. Right. It's perfect for you, Brie Thomas.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Perfect for you. Well, I'm keen. I'm keen on this. What is it? Is it a cheese subscription? No, not a cheese subscription. Oh, because that I'm keen on. That'd be neat
Starting point is 00:23:39 if you got a different cheese every month. Remember when you guys got me for my birthday? I believe it was this year, a craft beer subscription. Was that good? I loved it. So a different box of craft beer each month. Well, my partner loved it more. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:52 But, you know, I tried to get as many beers as I could, but they just seemed to disappear. Yeah, you can get everything on subscription now. You get meal boxes. You can get beauty boxes. So some beauty products show up each month. I get some clothes on subscription at the moment You get a G-Banger subscription, don't you?
Starting point is 00:24:09 Yeah, because I burn through them You do This one's perfect though, like I said, for you Bree And probably for a few ZM listeners Currently you're able to get An indoor plant subscription Oh no, not for me No, yes for you
Starting point is 00:24:23 You think not for you Oh, because I kill them every month. Because you kill them so often. So you can stop worrying about the fact that you've got a dead plant in your house and put a fresh living one in there each month. That defeats the purpose. I know I'm bad at looking after them.
Starting point is 00:24:37 My partner is fantastic and that's why all of our plants are still alive. Yeah. But I'm so bad. Well, this will take some pressure off her. Yeah. You're not supposed to kill your plant. That's not the idea.
Starting point is 00:24:46 You're meant to get new and interesting plants each month. It's not sending a good message, is it? This is a free plug for Kiwi company Plant Baby. Plant Baby. Plant Baby. So for between $49 and $79 a month, depending on the size of plant you get and the type of pot that you get,
Starting point is 00:25:03 they'll send you a new house plant to your house each month. Right. Do they send, you know, all the equipment with it? What equipment? You know, you've got to have the room with the lights and the water so they grow and the buds come eventually. How hard do you think it is to keep a plant alive? The equipment you need is in the tap.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Oh, we're talking about different plants. You know, that is a different kind of subscription. I don't know if that one exists. I don't know if that's on subscription. I would have invested interest to keep alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, those plants I'd be fine with. Okay, I can't help you with that subscription, but I think $49 to $79
Starting point is 00:25:42 is about the right price. I think you're in the ballpark. I think it's on the money, yeah. Watch out everybody, you could get fired, you could lose your job if you hit the vapes. Well, during your job, when you're meant to be doing your job, you could lose your job. And put it on social media so everyone knows.
Starting point is 00:25:58 If you're an NRL player and you vape at halftime, with the caption, not the halftime vapes, you could lose your job. But we want to know this afternoon, it's quite a dramatic thing to have happen to you. Have you ever been fired from a job? We've got some people who have called up.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Chelsea's called up. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, how are you guys going? Good, thanks. What was the situation? Why did you get fired? So I had a summer job between finishing high school
Starting point is 00:26:25 and going to university where I was studying agriculture, and I decided to pick some kiwifruit, you know, pretty good money and all the rest of it. I've heard it's very good money. Hard work, though, Chelsea. Yeah, totally. Like, and I'm a short human, right? So me reaching the top of the kiwifruit canopy is quite hard work.
Starting point is 00:26:44 But it's the only job I've been fired from because rather than, like, picking the good kiwifruit, you know, to pack, we were actually thinning. So we had to pick the bad kiwifruit. We hate that job. And I kept picking the good kiwifruit. Oh, no. So you're a kiwifruit picker who can't tell good kiwifruit from bad kiwifruit. Pretty much. That is the sum of the whole story.
Starting point is 00:27:08 But what made it worse is that my best friend at high school was our gang manager, so she was like the princess that told us what to do, and then she had to fire me. Oh, that is so awkward for you guys. Do you have to join a gang to be a kiwifruit picker? Yeah, they call them gangs.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Jeez, that's a bit intense, isn't it? Kiwifruit gang. Do you get patched up? Gucci be a Kiwi Fruit Picker, do you? Yeah, they call them gangs. Jeez, that's a bit intense, isn't it? Kiwi Fruit Gang. Do you get patched up? Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang. Jared, say hey, Jared. Kiwi Gang, Kiwi Gang. G'day, Jared. Jared, what job did you get fired from and why?
Starting point is 00:27:36 And why? Well, I used to work for a service station that shouldn't be named. It was BP Station Hamilton. Okay, all right, Jared. Jared, you're not meant to name them. I didn't name the exact one, but no, no. My boss was not a very nice person, and basically there's only so long you can live on a service station pie for.
Starting point is 00:27:54 So one night I phoned Fish and Chips up across the road, ordered some fish and chips, and during my meal break, I ran across the road, grabbed it, picked it up. Fair enough. Exactly, came back to the service station. The boss comes in, smells fish and chips out the road, grabbed it, picked it up. Fair enough. Exactly, came back to the service station. The boss comes in, smells fish and chips out the back, reels me into his office the next day and fires me for leaving the site without authority.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Nah, that's bullshit, Jared. That's so bullshit. You can do whatever you want on your meal break. It's your break. You don't get paid for your meal break. And there was still someone left on site looking after the place. So, yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry, Jared.
Starting point is 00:28:23 But it sounds like it was for the better that you got out of there anyway. I worked in service stations for a long time, Jared, and it is so boring sometimes, eh? Like, it is so boring. At the end of the day, though, I did take him for a personal grievance and got a fair bit of money out of him
Starting point is 00:28:39 and also won compensation for everyone else who worked there. Lucky you didn't name that petrol station then, Jared. Lucky you didn't break your confidentiality agreement and name that petrol station. Jared, oh, hey, there's a few texts coming through on this. Someone said, I've been sacked three times because the boss has been intimidated by my intelligence. I'm just a welder.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Wow, okay. Interesting. Someone else said... Three times sounds like a trend, but okay, yeah. Technically not fired, but in 1989, I got made redundant from a job. Five years later, the sister of the boss's secretary said it was sad how they got rid of you because you were gay. Oh, that's shocking.
Starting point is 00:29:17 And you know what? 1989, I fully believe that. Stuff like that was still happening. Yeah. And that is horrible. I feel so bad for you. You've got a good redundancy at least. Yeah, that is terrible.
Starting point is 00:29:30 I feel sick about that. Erin's here. Hi, Erin. G'day, Erin. Hi. Have you been fired? Erin, you sound lovely. Have you been fired from a job before?
Starting point is 00:29:37 What did you do, Erin? Yes, I have. No, it wasn't my fault. Yeah, it's a whole thing. What happened? So I used to work at a pizza place. I won't name and shame, but at one point they... Well, Jared said that and then did the exact thing.
Starting point is 00:29:52 We're learning. We're learning, aren't we, Erin? Okay. A New Zealand pizza chain. Yeah. Anyway, I got caught in a crossfire, I guess, and got blamed for stealing a pizza delivery bag. What?
Starting point is 00:30:03 I got fired. And then the dude founded it, his other pizza place. Yeah. I guess and got blamed for stealing a pizza delivery bag. What? Got fired and then the dude founded his other pizza place and then wouldn't hire me back. After he'd fired you? Yeah. Who on earth would steal a pizza delivery bag? That's what I
Starting point is 00:30:17 said to him. What are you even going to do with it? Yeah, I mean are you going to start your own pizza chain and use the bag? Yeah, I'll go work for the other pizza place and deliver their pizzas. What large, square, flat objects do you need to transport that you need to steal a thermal bag? I full on searched my car and everything. And I was like, why would I want that?
Starting point is 00:30:38 That sucks because it's on your record. You've been fired. You have to disclose that to your next employer. The worst part was they docked my pay the same week and then fired me. But I disclose that to your next employer. And the worst part was they like docked my pay the same week and then like fired me. But I got that money back in the end myself. Erin, it sounds like you got done like a dinner and that dinner was pizza.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Oh yeah. Poor thing. Poor thing. Oh, you know what? You might steal one of those bags. Why? To drive Uber Eats. Don't do it, but you might. I saw this interesting podcast that popped up on my podcast to listen to. Oh, yeah? And the podcast is called I've Got News For You.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Right. I believe. And essentially it's about. Wait, it's called I've Got News For You, I believe. No, it's called I've Got News For You. Oh, right. Yeah, which it's, I think it's different people, but the person they had on the podcast of this particular one
Starting point is 00:31:29 was a woman who works at a funeral home. Oh, those jobs are so interesting to me. So interesting, right? Do you remember the television show? This is real old, but do you remember the television show Six Feet Under? Yes. It's all about a family who run a funeral home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Fascinating. And she essentially talks about and gives a glimpse to the audience about some of the things that, you know, she has to do with her job. Because I think she works in the morgue part. Right. Where she gets, you know, the people ready. That's why I find that show The Casketeers so interesting as well. Such a good show.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Right? Such a good show. Because it's like a taboo kind of topic that you don't talk about and you don't see. Yeah, you don't see much of it. You literally pay someone else to take care of it. Yeah, so she's a mortician essentially is what her job title is. And there was one particular part where I was like,
Starting point is 00:32:23 oh, that's interesting. I want to know. And she was talking about the strange objects she's seen families request that their loved ones be buried with. Oh yeah. Right? Because that is definitely a thing. You know when you lose a loved one
Starting point is 00:32:39 they might have some special rings that they like their wedding ring or a necklace or you know that type of thing. Rugby World Cup 2015 All Blacks jersey. Yeah, pretty standard stuff. Signed by Dan Carter. If anyone's making my will at the moment. God, shout well if your wife is listening.
Starting point is 00:32:53 She'll know. I don't want to be buried, though. I want to be cremated. And I don't know if you should burn that jersey. Do you want to burn it? No, I don't. Burn the jersey. That's not right.
Starting point is 00:33:00 What a conundrum. No, burn me nude. Well, this woman has revealed some of the weirder things. Do you want to hear? Yep. So she said one time a family requested that their loved one be buried with a surfboard. Oh, yeah, that's going to take up a lot of room in the coffin. She said they couldn't get it in there and asked if it was okay if they cut it in half.
Starting point is 00:33:22 To get it in the coffin. You'd have to cut it in half long ways. Yeah, and then either side. Yeah, and you'd have to be shorter than your surfboard. What if you were a longboarder? Yeah, the longboard wouldn't fit. It'd be a long coffin, wouldn't it? Okay, I get that now.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Someone else. Strap the surf, nah, strap the coffin to the surfboard. Just super glue it. Surf them into the grave. That's how you do it. Yeah. That's thinking. She said, pretty standard.
Starting point is 00:33:45 A lot of people have asked for their loved ones to be buried with a beer or cigarette in their hand. Oh, yeah. She said that's pretty standard. Nice way to go. She said she also has seen, that's a weird one. Don't know if I can read that out. Someone said golf clubs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Have asked to put those in the coffin. But again, you can't fit the golf bag in there. So you just have to toss it. Their favourite iron. You'd have to toss the clubs on. Yeah. You know? Then tip a bucket of balls in.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Yeah. She said a lot of people. Granddad's coffin's like rattling around as you carry it up the aisle. Four! What's that noise coming from granddad's coffin? It's his balls. Grandad needs his clubs to play golf in heaven. Yeah, I get it.
Starting point is 00:34:29 I get it. She said a really weird one was she was getting this one guy ready and the family asked if they could put a mask on him and it was an It mask, the clown. Oh, that creepy clown from Friday or whatever it is or that horror movie. The Stephen King movie. Ew. Yeah, weird.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Do you reckon he wanted that or do you reckon his family hated him? I don't know, but that would scare the bejesus out of you. Yeah, you wouldn't dig that guy out. If it was open casket. Yeah. She said she was even asked to remove a tattoo so that the family could keep it.
Starting point is 00:35:09 What, cut it off? Yeah. Nah, that's too far. She said it's actually quite common practice in other parts of the world. Really? To do that. And what do you do? Do you like tan it like it's leather or something? I don't know. That is fascinating. She said you might not believe this, but a lot of
Starting point is 00:35:26 people have been requested to be buried with their particular adult toys. That's true. In them? No, let's hope not. Well, I mean, wouldn't really matter. It's up to you. It's your last wishes. So yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Let's play the name game. Easy game. Easy game where you just got to guess celebrity names as quickly as you can. I give you the thought starter. You come back to me with two correct examples. Okay. That's how it works.
Starting point is 00:36:00 You'll be taking on Maddie today. Kia ora Maddie. G'day Maddie. Hi. You're a smart cookie. You're going to be good at this, aren't you? I hope so. Yeah. Well, I'm not very good, Maddie, so hopefully one of us is, and that will be you. Bree's upset about the requirement to have two correct answers.
Starting point is 00:36:16 It's quite hard. You think it's hard. I think it helps to slow the roll a bit. It gives everybody a chance to settle into the topic. Okay. But I hear you. What's the twist? You said there's another twist. Let to settle into the topic. Okay. But I hear you. What's the twist? You said there's another twist.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Let's get to the point. So the twist this week is I won't be giving you celebrity names. I'll be giving you celebrity species. And you need to give me an animal or creature, a famous animal or creature in that category. What? For example, if I said axolotl, you'd have to give me the name of two famous
Starting point is 00:36:46 axolotls. But I'm not going to say axolotl, because there are no famous axolotls. But that's just an example. Do you understand what I mean? Yeah. I don't want to say a different one, because I've got them all in this game. Gotcha. And that would give it away. Do you understand, Maddie? Yep. That sounds really
Starting point is 00:37:02 hard. No, no, no. It's really easy. I agree, Maddie. I'll give you the creature. You give me two famous creatures. Like if I said, what's one that I'm not using? Monsters, Loch Ness. Yeah. If I said horses, Mr. Ed or Farlow. What's the silver Brumby?
Starting point is 00:37:22 Oh, no, that's an Aussie thing. I need to shush. The silver Brumby is a famous horse. Brumby's Bakery? No, not that. Oh, I love that's an Aussie thing. I need to shush. The Silver Brumby is a famous horse. Brumby's Bakery? No, not that. Oh, I love that bakery. Okay, we're all good. We're all good.
Starting point is 00:37:30 We understand the game, right? Yeah, definitely. Maddie, yell out one as soon as you think of it. You can take some time to think of the second one, but it's the first to give me two. Okay. Here we go, guys. No buzzers. There's going to be more than one famous something.
Starting point is 00:37:42 No buzzers. Do I need to yell my name, too? No, no buzzer. Just yell out an answer more than one famous something. No buzzers. Do I need to yell my name first? No, no buzzer. Just yell out an answer. Okay. Okay, somebody give me two. See, it's not easy. Someone give me two famous dogs.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Toto. Correct. And Beethoven. Clifford and. Oh, that was good, Daddy. Well done. Clifford, that was good. See, you had nothing to worry about.
Starting point is 00:38:02 A dog is an easy one. I had B-I-N-G-O. I had Clifford Downs. Lassie. Lassie. Beethoven. Milo and or Otis. I don't remember which one was the dog.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Yeah, neither. Okay, dogs. That was an easy one. That was an easy one. Why don't you give me, Maddie, you're in on this as well. Ready? I need two famous cats. Garfield.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Yes. Cats. Scarface Claw. Scarface Claw, yes. Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat. Garfield. Yes. Pats. Scarface Claw. Scarface Claw, yes. Grumpy Cat. Grumpy Cat. Well done. I did enjoy the Lindley Dodd reference there though, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Wait, what did Maddie say? Scarface Claw, that's good. Oh, nice one. Scarface Claw, the toughest Tom and Down. Would Dr. Evil's cat count? If you could name it. Can't name it. Mr. Bigglesworth?
Starting point is 00:38:48 Yeah, I think it was that. Did you just win the game? No, I've got to get one more. Okay, I need two famous fish. Goldfish. Nemo. Nemo is one. Nemo and Dory.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Dory is one. Now it gets hard. So she got Dory, I got Nemo. Yeah. What's another famous fish? What's the dad's name, Maddie, on Nemo? I don't know. Jaws.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Is the shark a fish? Yep. I'll take it. Well, I had Moby Dick down as one of the entries. I have to accept Jaws. Oh, unfortunate. You don't get the title, but we will send you home
Starting point is 00:39:26 with some free KFC, Maddie. Congratulations. Thank you. Nice work. See, animals is a good one. Clifford. That was actually hard. Yeah, I haven't thought about Clifford in years.
Starting point is 00:39:36 How would you guys have gone on Rabbit? That was my next one. Oh, Peter Rabbit. Peter Rabbit. And, um... A-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee. Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny. God, I would never have thought of-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee-ba-dee. Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny.
Starting point is 00:39:45 I would never have thought of that one. Although I think that was a porky pig impression that I just did. Anyway, semantics. We're talking about scandalous affairs because Elon Musk from Tesla is accused of having a scandalous affair with one of the founders of Google's wife. Mmm, scandal. He's going to block Elon's Gmail account. Yeah, you show him. He's going to reduce his drive access down to like two and a half gigs.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Yeah. Yeah. And now we'll see who's boss. A lot of text coming through that we cannot read out on air. We've asked you to share your scandalous affair stories with us and some of them are shocking. Some of them are actually unbelievable. And when we say that, you might go, oh, oh, read them, read them.
Starting point is 00:40:36 No, no, no, no. We mean like fully inappropriate. Like we cannot read them. I can read this one. Yeah. Even though it's pretty scandal. It's very scandal. They said, I had a friend
Starting point is 00:40:47 that slept his way through his ex's family. Two sisters and a mum. What is he up to? I always find that the strangest form of revenge. Well, actually, I find any revenge after a breakup weird. Like, just move on.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Like, that's hardcore revenge. Like, that's like, you know. Destroy the family from the inside out. We've got some people here. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hey, good.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Are you talking to me? Yeah, that's you, Anonymous. Tell us about the scandalous affair you know about. My partner's sister over in England, one of her friends, got with her gym coach. Wait. Well, not while they were at school, I hope. No, no, out of school.
Starting point is 00:41:35 She was 20-ish and he was 50-plus. Right. Oh, no. And he had kids both older and younger than him. Yeah, now that's yuck. Yeah, that is not on. That's just... Not on. You know the ones where you're like, yeah, technically that's above board,
Starting point is 00:41:54 but... But technically it's also like... Was he... Not. Thank you, Anonymous. We're going to move on from that one. Let's go to our second Anonymous person. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us, what was the scandalous affair? One of my friends
Starting point is 00:42:10 slept with her arresting officer. No! I feel like this is one of the dreams I've had recently. It does sound like the plot line from a dirty movie, doesn't it? You know what?
Starting point is 00:42:25 Sexy. This is that Lil Wayne song, Lady Officer. Wait. Wait, Anonymous, what was the arresting situation? Was there handcuffs? Like, did they have to be put in handcuffs? No, I don't believe so. Did it happen while the arrest was happening or after the arrest? They catch up for a drink after the arrest.
Starting point is 00:42:45 They did anything but rest. Yeah, apparently it's quite common, yeah. Afterwards, the police officer's like, damn, I need a rest. Yeah, something like that, yeah. Right, that's scandalous. What did your friend do to get arrested? Oh, I don't want to go into too many details. Fair enough, okay.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Hey, it was worth it, turns out. Yeah, definitely, yeah. Is she with the police officer? Did it break up his marriage? No, no. Was he married? Wait, I missed that part. You missed that, but yeah, he was married.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Oh, no. That's why it's an affair, Bree. I said it very quietly. You said it very quietly. No, it was a one-time thing. Right. These are scandalous affairs we're talking about. I was on board that one, and then finding that out,
Starting point is 00:43:27 not as much on board, still a little bit. So it makes it more scandalous, though. It does. It's got all the right elements. Thank you, Anonymous. One more Anonymous caller. Hi. Hi, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Hello. Hello. You've got a scandalous affair to tell us about. Tell us, Anonymous. I do. This is my mother that I just recently learned that she had an affair with
Starting point is 00:43:50 my brother's wife's father. Oh! Your brother's wife's father? Yes. While she was married to your father? No, she wasn't married, but he's married. But he was married. To your brother's wife's mother? No, she wasn't married, but he's married. But he was married.
Starting point is 00:44:07 To your brother's wife's mother? Yeah, my brother's wife's father. So anonymous, how did you find out about this? I found out through my brother. Oh, so he's... How did he find out? Well, my brother, who it happened to, told him. So nobody in the family had told me because I don't really, I don't know, don't want to get involved in dramas and stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:32 And then I got told and it just like threw me for a sixer. These have also been family friends. Yeah. His wife, her mother was my grandmother's best friend for something over 70 years. How small is the community that you live in, Anonymous? This is getting very, like... Sounds like a small town. It's like one degree of separation everywhere.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Mum's a horndog. Yeah. Anonymous, have you talked to your mum about this? No, no. No, nobody in the family talks to her because she's kind of a bit toxic. Oh, oh my God, there's a whole nother layer of complexity. What would make you say that?
Starting point is 00:45:12 I mean, there's nothing that you've said. Hey, Anonymous, that is a very close to home scandalous affair. Thank you for sharing it with us this afternoon. That's okay. I love you guys. I think I stalked you, Brie, when you left Sydney. I think I left
Starting point is 00:45:31 and moved to New Zealand as well because I was just shattered you weren't on the radio over there. Oh, bless you, Anonymous. That's so nice. We've got a stage five clinger over here. And Clint has to be
Starting point is 00:45:41 the nicest guy on radio. If my husband was on radio, he'd be the nicest guy, but he has to be the nicest guy on radio. If my husband was on radio, he'd be the nicest guy. But he has to be the nicest guy on radio. That is bloody lovely, Anonymous. Thank you very much. Did you move in next door? That's you, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:45:52 That's next door to my house. I wish, Bree. We'd be drinking every night. Hey, mate, message me on the text machine. We'll go out for a bevy. We've got to get that anonymous person's name. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Hey. It's my birthday Time for Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger, back for your afternoon. This is where you call us, tell us your birthdays, and we figure out what was the number one song top of the charts on your 16th, and we'll play our favourite one. Let's start with Shayla. Hi, Shayla. Hi, Shayla. Hello.
Starting point is 00:46:24 G'day, mate. What's your birthday? It's the 1st of January, 2001. Oh, you're a Capricorn and you were 16 in 2017. And on your 16th birthday, Shayla, this was number one. Damn, New Year's Day 2017. Bit of Starboy. Do you like that, Shayla? No, not a bit. Okay, all right. I like the bluntness and the honesty.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Shayla's calling us from the inside of a tornado this afternoon, so thank you. We'll go to Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. G'day, Chelsea. Hello. Mate, how are you? How's your Tuesday going?
Starting point is 00:47:06 Pretty good. Pretty slow. Pretty slow? Yeah. Oh, why's that? What's happening at work? Nothing. Well, hey, we're about to brighten up your day.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Here we are. We're going to rescue you. What's your birthday? 3rd of October, 1998. All right. That means you were 16 in 2014. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Bang, bang into the room. I know you want it. Bang, bang all over you.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Bang, bang up. This was massive. I believe Jessie J, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande. And Little Mix. I don't think Little Mix is on it. Nah, I'm adding too much sauce to it. What do you think, Chelsea? I like it.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Do you like it, Chels? I could get behind it. Not my favourite, but it's the greatest. Oh, my God. Hard people to please today. I like that one. I think it's a good one. But fair enough.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Wait there, Chels. We'll do one more for Leslie. Kia ora, Leslie. Hello, Leslie. Hi. How's your day been, Leslie? Not too bad, thanks. What did you say? Oh, good to hear. What's your ora, Leslie. Hello, Leslie. Hi. How's your day been, Leslie? Not too bad, thanks. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:48:07 Oh, good to hear. What's your birthday, Leslie? 12th of April, 1984. Right. That means you were 16 in the millennium, the year 2000. And on the 12th of April in the year 2000, this had a number one hit. Huge banger from Justin Timberlake
Starting point is 00:48:30 and the Nsyncs. Yeah. I'm surprised it was number one in April. I thought it was gonna be May. That's pretty good Thank you
Starting point is 00:48:46 Leslie, do you love it? Should that win birthday banger? Oh, all the boy bands and the millennium It's pretty good It's definitely 2000s-ish, isn't it? That's the most passion we've had from someone for their birthday banger so far
Starting point is 00:48:59 Okay, look Let's be real about this We've got an 80s baby a 90s baby a 2000s baby We've got NSYNC, Bang Bang, and Starboy. I'm happy with Bang Bang or NSYNC. I think it's NSYNC.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Yeah? More than Bang Bang? Yeah, I think we're going to go Bye Bye Bye. Yeah, I think Bye Bye Bye is the right answer. Yeah, this is good. Leslie, you millennium 16-year-old you, you've just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Have a good day, Leslie. See you, mate. You too. I'll bring back NSYNC. Yeah, bring them back. Hey, this is two Justin Timberlake songs in a row as well. What is two? Brant Clint, send him.
Starting point is 00:49:39 I'm doing this tonight Probably gonna start a fight Bye bye We know that It'd be bye bye bye Bye bye Don't really wanna ZM, Brie and Clint
Starting point is 00:49:51 I just wanna take The winner of Birthday Banger today Is NSYNC for Leslie That's bye bye bye We know that Bye bye bye Bye bye You ready?
Starting point is 00:50:00 Let's have a competition See who can name The most NSYNC members We'll go one for one Until we run out of members. I'll start with Justin Timberlake. Okay, I'll go Lance. Lance who?
Starting point is 00:50:09 Lance, um... Three, two... Savali. Dammit, he was on Treasure Island. Lance Bass. Lance Bass. Is he the one who tried to go to space? Was that him?
Starting point is 00:50:24 I'll go next. Joey Fatone. Oh, next. Joey Fatone. Oh, I love Joey Fatone. Yeah. Oh, AJ. Oh, no, that was back to us. I knew that would be a short game. Shout out to the other two members of NSYNC.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Bree and Clint. This is massive news around the world at the moment, and it involves the Manly Sea Eagles NRL club. Yeah. If you haven't seen this story, there's big controversy around the club at the moment because they're wanting to, for the first time in the NRL, they want their players to wear a pride jersey. Yeah, it's got rainbows on it.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah, it's like the white parts of the jersey have just been made into rainbow, and they want them to wear it for one game. It actually looks pretty cool. Yeah, it's like the white parts of the jersey have just been made into rainbow. Yeah. And they want them to wear it for one game. It actually looks pretty cool. I think it looks quite cool too. Like the message aside, it looks like a cool jersey. It does look cool.
Starting point is 00:51:14 They want them to wear it for one week. Yeah. One game. One game. One game. One game. That's it. To be inclusive and, you know, show their support pretty much.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah. It's big news because seven players have since put their hand up and said, I'm not going to play in that jersey and I'm not going to play in the game if I have to wear that jersey. I thought we could get my mate, Rachel Hart, who used to produce a radio show for me on the show this afternoon because she is one of the biggest Manly Sea Eagles fans you will ever meet. And I wanted to get her take on this, how she feels being a massive member
Starting point is 00:51:51 of that club. She's on the phone now. Rach, are you still a Manly Sea Eagles fan today? I definitely am. Nothing could ever change me. Okay, all right, fair enough. Diehard fan. What is your thoughts on this, Rach?
Starting point is 00:52:04 Because, I mean, you go to so many of the games. You support the club. You love the club. How are you feeling about, you know, the seven players' decision not to play this week? It's really heartbreaking and I feel really deflated. You know, you put in so much time and energy supporting the club and you don't have a lot of decisions on what the club does. And finally,
Starting point is 00:52:28 from my perspective anyway, they do something so incredible and so... They're the first NRL club to do it right, Rach. There's no other NRL clubs doing this. They're the first ones. Exactly. And, you know, Manly had the only ever openly gay man to play in the NRL, Ian Roberts, for us in 1995. So there is some connection there. Isn't that incredible?
Starting point is 00:52:50 That in 40 or 50 years of history, there has been one openly gay NRL player. And doesn't that send such a massive message that people don't feel comfortable? No. You know, in the NRL, to be open and to live their true self. You have to pick. You either have to pick the game or to live openly and freely as who you are. Yeah, exactly. And all I can think of right now is those poor queer kids growing up
Starting point is 00:53:18 on the northern beaches that are inundated with rugby league every single day of their lives and now must feel like they're not allowed to play or it's not cool to be themselves because these seven players have now stood down and not wanting to be a part of it. They're heroes, right? They look up to these men. And they're being told it's wrong.
Starting point is 00:53:34 So that's where people around the game or around any issue like this need to be louder than that and go, we don't agree with those seven players, right? You've got to go, that's their stance, they've done that. Just so you know, everybody else doesn't agree with that. Well, the majority of people don't. There will always be people who pipe up and go. Of course there will be.
Starting point is 00:53:54 But I think I've thought about this a lot and obviously it's always these big things that come up that make me really think about these situations. And obviously I'm a part of the queer community and it makes me think you know i'm all for people having you know their beliefs and the and freedom of speech and all of that but what it really comes down to for me is that they are employed by this club they play for man Manly, right? And Manly have made a decision that they want their club to represent, you know, people. Inclusiveness. Inclusiveness and a place where people are all welcome.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Because it's not just about Pride Week or Pride Month. It's about other stuff as well. And that's what they want to represent. If you are playing for that club, then you need to wear the jersey. Or don't play and don't get paid. Or don't play and don't get paid for that game. Yeah, how disappointing. It's going to be an interesting weekend for you Sea Eagles fans,
Starting point is 00:54:55 isn't it, Rach? It will be, but I can tell you right now, I, among the other Sea Eagles supporters, have already bought myself a pride jersey, the main pride jersey that jersey has sold out. And I will be there this weekend at Brookvale wearing my pride jersey. Good on you. Did you say, Rach, that they've sold out?
Starting point is 00:55:13 The men's jersey of that pride round has sold out completely. Incredible. What an amazing message that is sending. And good on all those Manly Seagull fans that will still be there supporting. And good on Manly, can I say, for sticking to their guns because they haven't said, okay, right, you don't have to wear the jersey or blah, blah, blah. They said, right, if you don't want to wear the jersey,
Starting point is 00:55:36 you don't have to play because you have that choice. If anyone from the Warriors is listening, if anyone from the All Blacks is listening, it's time to put your hand up and do something like this. I mean, the All Blacks have got some pretty big issues going on at the moment. But get a bloody pride jersey out there. Why not? Do something good.
Starting point is 00:55:50 They look great. Hey, Rach, thanks for your time. Thanks for your opinion. Go to see Eagles. Go Manly. Yeah, up Manly. Thank you. God, I'd love to see them get up and win.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Wouldn't it be good? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean knows here this is not a good story Jason Momoa has been involved in a head-on crash, Dean He has actually, not too far from where I live He lives kind of over in like Studio City Here's the situation He was driving along with his car
Starting point is 00:56:20 A motorcyclist was coming down the hill Beared into the middle of the road, and the motorcyclist hit the front of Jason Momoa's car and was basically catapulted over the roof. That's what it appears to be. Anyway, the guy, so Jason got out, stopped traffic. Apparently, according to reports, Jason was very, very calm and very collected and got the guy help.
Starting point is 00:56:42 The guy has got some minor injuries, nothing too crazy. Wow. What? He's sort of like sorted the scene out. Yeah, apparently the guy has got some minor injuries, but it was Jason that kind of like controlled the scene, got all the cars, calmed everyone down, and was the one that was really like taking charge.
Starting point is 00:57:00 Not to make light of this, because obviously it's a very scary situation, but can you imagine if you were involved in an accident and the first responder was Jason Momoa? That's exactly what I was thinking. I would have thought, I've died and I'm in heaven. Yeah, yeah. I'm in heaven. What is more shocking and harder to believe,
Starting point is 00:57:17 the fact you were hit by a car or the fact that Aquaman came over to help you? Both quite shocking. I pretend I needed CPR. Mouth to mouth. I definitely, you're fully conscious. You're like, I need mouth to mouth now. You just enunciate it. You're like, I need you to take my helmet off and give me mouth to mouth.
Starting point is 00:57:35 And I'd like you to cradle me in your arms while you do it. That story is crazy. Not to make light of the situation. I'm glad everybody's okay. It's fine. There you go. That's the Goss out of Hollywood with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
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