ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th June 2024

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

The power's going out at Mumma Di's house on State of O night?! Do you know what ya ring worth?  This yarn is too wild to be true.  Family crossovers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint. Save Like a Boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pack. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Danny, Brie and Clint. Hi, everybody.

Sorry, our computer doesn't like it when our show is running early. And today, our show hit the 15 seconds early. It's good to be early. It's good to be early. I would have thought it would be good to be early, but the computer said no. Are you someone who is generally more early than late? Used to be early. I would have thought it would be good to be early, but the computer said no. Are you someone who is generally more early than late? Used to be late. Now I'm on time.

On time, but not early. Just on time. On time's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On time's good. My wife is early. She's from an early family. They will arrive sort of 10 to 15 minutes before any event and just sit in the car.

You should know me well enough. Which one am I? You are early if not on time. Early? Yeah. Most of the time? Well, yeah. What?

What do you mean, well, yeah? You're on time. How would you know? Maybe I'm there early. You're always on time. Sitting in the car. Yeah, good point. Who knows?

Hey, fun show on the way today. We will prank Mama Di ahead of State of Origin Game 2 tonight going down in Melbourne. It's a tradition for State of Origin and Mama Di hates the tradition, but we will be getting her with an absolute belter. It's a goodie today. That'll go down at 5.30.

At 4 o'clock, we'll attempt to give away. We need to double-check this money. It's at least $23,000. Georgia didn't get to play at midday today, so we're using the breakfast jackpot. Is that $23,000 or $23,500? $23,500. $23,500 up for grabs at 4 o'clock this afternoon.

Right now, though, tradie versus lady. You know the drill. $50 cash up for grabs and an amazing prize from the tool shed. If you want it, give us a call right now. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint, if I can get this working, then we will be able to go like this and play Shibuzy. Here we go.

Back under control. No, I'm not a hero. I'm just doing my job. No, no, I won't accept that. I'm just doing my job. Who are you talking to? Me. Bree and Clint.

It's a tradie versus a lady. Thanks to the tool shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one. Let's go. That's right. The tradies picked up a good win yesterday, or the ladies? Ladies.

The ladies did. So that took them to 57. The tradies trailing on 47. We're playing for a prize. Thanks to our mates at the Tool Shed today. It's a DeWalt LED task light. Plus you'll get $50 cash. Let's meet our contestants.

The first is Emma. She's 25 years old and she's got an identical twin sister. Welcome to the show, Emma. Hi, Emma. Would you say you're the hottest twin? Um, I don't know. Back yourself, Emma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to back yourself. I guess so. Come on. You're taking on our tradie from Rotorua today. They're 22 years old and they've got two cats named Bingo and Kitty Grey. Welcome to the show.

Javier. That's the show, Javier. That's so weird, Javier. I called something else Kitty Grey when I was younger. Oh, true. Yeah, yeah. It's going grey, I heard. Yeah, and it'll come back around probably in my 50s or 60s. Emma, your buzzer is Lady.

Javier, your buzzer is Tradie. The first one of you two to give us three correct answers will win the prize. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Name the controversial 90s talk show where the audience members would spur on the show's host by chanting, Jerry!

Jerry! Jerry! Yes, Javier? Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer, well done. Jerry Springer, he's all over it. Nice work. Question number two. What do the Chupa Chup Company primarily produce? Lady. You say Yavia. Again.

Lollipops. Yeah, lollipops. Well done. Oh, you're away to a flying start. You need this one here, Emma, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. here, Emma, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Seven things I hate about you. Lady.

Yes, Emma. You're in there. Miley Cyrus. Well done. She's on the board. Nice work. We keep this game alive. Question number four.

It's Matariki this weekend. What does Matariki celebrate? Lady. Yes, Emma. The Maldi New Year. Oh, well done. This is a game. She's back with a vengeance.

Guys, this is for the win. Question number five. How many pyramids of Giza were there? Three. Yes, Javier. Three. Three is correct. He's got it.

Well done. Awesome. Over at Whatagame. Was that a guess, Javier, the pyramids of Giza, or you knew that? I'm going to say no. It's Whatagame. Was that a guess, Javier, the Pyramids of Giza, or you knew that? I'm going to say no. It's not a guess. He can say whatever he likes. You can say whatever you want.

You're the champion. Great game, guys. Emma, you almost snatched it, but Javier, we've got that prize from the tool shed coming your way and $50 cash. Congratulations. Yeah. Thank you, guys. Well done.

You're very welcome. It's thanks to our mates at the Tool Shed. They've got 30 stores nationwide. Your home of power tools, hand tools, and air tools. Bree and Clint. You know what today is? State of Origin Game 2. This is Rugby League.

Yeah, you were saying you hope the Blues win this one. Oh, piss off. You were. So you hope the third game's interesting. Any true Origin fan, we love a decider. We love a third game decider. So I wouldn't be devastated. But I love State of Origin time.

It's one of my favourite times of the year. And you and I, we love to pay Mama Di a visit. She's too, well, I don't want to say easy, but she's too good for winding up on these days. She's too, she's too, well I don't want to say easy, but she's too good for winding up on these days. She's just so invested and over the years we've thought up ideas to mess with my mum. We, last State of Origin a couple of weeks ago, we had a fake Cameron Smith caller and we were racking our brains with what we could do for game two and an idea came up uh where it was it was put forward that we would get my dad big steve to call her and give her some bad news that there was going to be a

a power cut this afternoon and tonight uh where everything would be shut off and she would not be able to watch state of origin breeze dad Big Steve, joined us on the line now. And that's the first you're hearing of this, isn't it, Steve? That's exactly right. Yeah. I'm really scrambling to think what am I going to say. You are instrumental to our plan to stitch up Mama Di for State of Origin game two. There's a lot resting on your shoulders this afternoon.

No worries. We'll get it done. You watch. Right, Dad. So you need to make up some sort of story that you've heard from the power company that there's going to be a scheduled outage, and they're just informing people about it. But it means that you guys aren't going to be able to watch Origin.

Yep. Okay. All right. Just go for it. You're ready to go. Yeah, we're ready to go. Listen to him. He's like, I've been waiting for the call up.

Here we go. We're putting in the call now. It's over to you. Pretend we're not here, Steve. No problem. Hello? Didy, how are you going? Yeah, good.

How are you going? Yeah, not too bad. We're getting things done over here. But I just got a call from Ergon. You know that, not that substation, you know that cut-off area on our boundary, you know where they go and work there all the time? Ergon are always mucking around there.

Well, that's like a big cut-off. Yeah. That's the power between Warwick and Stanfield. And I just got told that they're going to cut it off this afternoon and it's going to be out for about seven hours. So we're not going to have any power. Is it out all night? Well, he said six or seven hours.

It all depends how long it takes them to get this bloody job done. No one's going to see anything tonight. Are you kidding me? No, no. It was Eddie Barleesie rang me. He said, sorry to do it, mate. Look, we're going to have to ring up and get something done. I'll go in and see Lee because this is a load of baloney

because, I mean, Jesus, they can't do that on State of Origin night. They don't care, don't they? No. They've got to get their job done. He said, look, sorry, but you're going to lose pay. No, no, no. I'm going to go down and see them right no. I'm going to go down and see them right now. I'm going to go down and see

Lee and just say to them, they're going to have to wait till tomorrow. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to barricade off the access that they get in and tell them that they can't get into the property until tomorrow. No, put the bulls in there. The bulls

are in there, but they can go around it. You've got no chance. Sorry. No, I'm going to go down there right now. I'm going to go down and tell them that they can't go into our property because we've got bio... I have to agree with you, Mum. I have to agree with you.

This is... Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Oh, Brianna. Queenslander. No, this is good. I want to see Di march down to the state power board. I'm going to go get them a piece of her mind. My favourite.

Oh, that is the greatest. My favourite part was mum going, put the balls in there so they can't get to the bloody power line. Mate, if I had to, I'd do all of that and more. Dad, I can't believe how good that was, Dad. You did such a good job. It was brilliant. Gee, Stephen, I'm not doing the cooking tonight. Who's this itty bloke that you made up to check into the comms?

Who the hell is that, Dad? No, he's a fair dinkum guy. Well, Mum was about to leave him a very vicious voicemail. I've got connections down there. That's what I was going to do. Oh, Mum, don't worry. Your power's going to be on the State of Origin game two. You're not going to miss it.

Up the Maroons. Up the Maroons. Queenslander, and we will have power. Who thought of that, Rihanna? It was producer Ella. It was all Steve, actually. It was all Steve. It was big Steve's idea.

Oh, Steve, and no tea for you tonight. Oh, I really thought that. Oh, mum. That was disgraceful. Love you guys. Good luck for game two. Love you. No, we don't need the luck.

We've got it. Put the balls in the air, Stephen, so they can't get around. Oh. Queenslander. Queensland Oh. Queenslander. Queenslander. Queenslander. Bree and Clint. A guy has asked if he is the a-hole for not wanting to splash five figures

on a diamond ring for his partner of four years for their engagement. Five figures, so 10 grand plus. 10K plus. Yeah, right. So he said that they're both 26 years old and his girlfriend has never really cared about designer brands, doesn't really like, you know, buy new clothes that often and the jewellery she owns was gifted to her despite coming from a wealthy family.

Okay. Right? Yeah. So he said when he started looking into rings, he discovered that there's cheaper, faker options where you don't have to spend money on a diamond. Faker options. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he was like, you know, these rings that looks like a diamond, I could spend like $1,500 to $1,800. Yeah. He mentioned to her about these fake diamonds and she actually said, I would like a real diamond as my engagement ring. Yep. Anyway, she sent him a bunch of rings that she liked. He's looked into it.

They range between six and a half to 10,000. He went back and told her, I'm not willing to spend that much. Interesting. Interesting line of, you know, like... What? Well, look, I'm not saying you have to spend $10,000 on your partner's wedding ring, on their engagement ring. No way.

You can if you've got the money. You don't have to. But she does theoretically, ideally, have to wear this ring for the rest of her life. You want her to like it. If you can get her a real diamond, that would be nice. Yeah. You don't have to get her the $10,000 one.

But if she has said that she would like a real diamond. That's it. A lot of people are happy with the, not necessarily fake, but like the. Some people are fine with it. Some people are fine with it. And if they're fine with it, they're fine with it. If they're fine with the ruby or whatever, that's it. A lot of people are happy with the, not necessarily fake, but like the. Some people are fine with it. Some people are fine with it. And if they're fine with it, they're fine with it. If they're fine with the ruby or whatever, that's great. I wouldn't really care, to be honest.

Yeah. You'd care if your dream was to get a real diamond and your partner was like quite like. Stingy about it. Yeah. He was like, well, no, we'll give you a fake one. Yeah. I'm not getting you real. I'm not spending that kind of money on you.

You're not worth it. You're not worth that kind of money. The day is going to come when he's going to want something expensive, like a car or a motorbike or a TV, and he'll go, she'll go, well, we can get the fake one. We can get the cheap one. Yeah. We can get the Chinese knockoff one.

Yeah. Oh, no, that's not what it's about. Same thing. Yeah. I mean, it all comes down to if she, yeah, I think you don't need to spend 10K. 10 grand is a lot of money. 10 grand is so much money on a ring.

But if she wants a real diamond, then maybe it's going to be a bit smaller. But if that's what she wants, then spend less and get a smaller diamond. But as long as she likes it, that's the main thing. That's the main thing. It has to be what your partner likes. And figuring that out is part of the challenge. Oh, what a nightmare. I don't envy anyone that has had to go

out and pick an engagement ring for their partner. Like, how did you do it? It'd be so difficult. I'd be terrified. Our producer, Ella, has recently got engaged. Ella, do you know if that's a diamond in your ring? Do you know what it is? It's a green sapphire. A green sapphire.

Yeah, which is lovely. How much did your fiancé spend on your ring? I don't know. I told him I don't need a big flashy thing. Just because I don't need that. Life is expensive. But also, I don't want to know. Be honest.

Be honest. How much would you, if he spent like under a certain amount, what would the amount be where you'd be gutted? I wouldn't be gutted. I'd actually be happy that he got a good deal because I know he invested time in it. He went to like a jeweler. He got it from an auction.

So he like really worked hard on it. What if he spent $18 winning it out of one of those claw machines? I'd be like, that's a good claw machine. No, you would not. I would. You would not. Tell the truth. I mean, quality's nice. So that's a good claw machine. No, you would not. I would. You would not. You're gorgeous. Tell the truth. I mean, quality's nice.

So that would be my only thing. So yeah. Yeah. I love it. I don't want to know. I can't. So you wouldn't want to know. So you don't know.

I'm not saying you shouldn't. And don't get us wrong. We're not saying it's important. No, it's not. But you don't know what the value of that ring is on your finger? I don't know. I'd love it to be under five. Because anything over, oh my gosh. You'd be worried if you had more that ring is on your finger? I don't know. I'd love it to be under five because anything over, oh my gosh. You'd be worried if you had more than five grand on your finger.

Yeah, I'm just hot and sweaty just thinking about it. Well, we've got your fiancé on the phone right now. Welcome to the show. I'm just kidding. I thought we could ask people, do you know how much your engagement ring's worth? Yeah. Like, do you know how much your hubby or partner or fiancé has spent on your engagement ring's worth? Yeah. Like, do you know how much your hubby or partner

or fiance has spent on your engagement ring? And would you have rather not know? It would be really interesting to talk to someone whose partner said it was worth a certain amount and it was worth a different amount once you found out. Like, if it was worth more than they said or whether it was worth less than they said. That would be really interesting.

Someone texted her and said, everyone admires my ring. It's a man-made diamond and nobody knows unless you took it to an expert. Yeah. They make some amazing man-made diamonds. Totally. They do. They do a really good job.

Bree and Clint. We were just talking about this guy who said to his soon-to-be fiancé that he's not willing to spend $10,000 on her engagement ring. It's too much. She's not worth it, he said. Oh, you didn't tell me that, Beth. Yeah, apparently that's what he said. He said, you're not worth it.

He's like, well, I don't know if it was in that exact tone and context, but that's what the article says. There's a huge difference between you're not worth it and it's not worth it. Massive difference. Massive difference. Honestly, I feel like engagement rings are so like I don't envy anyone who has to buy an engagement ring. It's such a difficult

personal thing. Especially at the moment. You've just got to hope that there is a grandparent with a ring that is nice. I don't want a grandparent's ring. Don't you? But I also don't want a lot of is nice i don't want it i don't want a grandparents ring don't you but i also don't want a lot of money you don't want a family heirloom ring nah really i want my own ring my own memories my own journey oh yeah okay but i don't want a lot of money spent on me yeah like at all like i'm happy with a fake diamond yeah that's fine with me yeah you know just

but just something that i like that i I want to wear. Something cool. We've asked you if you know how much the ring on your finger is worth. And do you kind of wish you didn't know? Like, did it ruin it? Does it make you nervous about the whole thing? Someone texted her and said, we went to a local jeweller who had a good reputation. He gave us a good spiel about different things

and his diamonds were hand picked, blah, blah, blah. Spent $6,500 on a ring. A few years later we found out he was corrupt and charged with swapping out the diamonds for fakes. No idea if my diamonds are real. The bigger one is and

we've had it checked but I don't know about the little ones on the side. Don't check. Don't check. They said good story to tell though, being married little ones on the side. Don't check. Don't check. They said, good story to tell, though, being married nearly 10 years. Yeah, don't check. Don't check. You just ruin it for yourself. You don't need to know. Yeah.

Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hey, how are you? We're good. Do you know how much your ring is worth, Lisa? Absolutely, because I paid for half of it. Did you?

That's so modern. I love it, Lisa. How much? I know. So I think the Did you? That's so modern. I love it, Lisa. How much? I know. So I think the value came to six and a half. Oh, yeah? Okay. But the report for it is about 12 grand.

Ooh, you guys did well, didn't you? I did very well. Did you pay half because you wanted to be equal or did you pay half because you wanted to get like a better ring so you thought you'd chip in a bit more and get something a bit better? Both actually. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I just feel like I'm

the one who gets to wear it and I helped design it. Yeah. So yeah, I picked out the size diamond and everything about it. Jeez, that is modern. Well done. Lisa, I need to know so does that mean you knew you were going to get proposed to? Or how did that work?

But I ended up actually getting proposed to by surprise because it wasn't when I expected. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I actually ended up with a proposal ring and then I got the engagement ring later. Oh, what a win-win. Thanks, Lisa. That's awesome. Someone texted through and said, yes, I know how much the engagement ring later. Love that. What a win-win. Thanks, Lisa. That's awesome. Someone texted through and said, yes, I know how much my engagement ring is worth. It's worth 40K.

I love it so much. 40 grand? That's what they said. I love it so much. It's an oval halo diamond. Yeah. Definitely a prized possession. I can't imagine not loving a $40,000 anything.

Jeez, that's awesome. I know someone, I'm not going to say who it is in my life, but I know someone whose engagement ring is $100,000. Wow. What does their partner do for work? Well, their dad, like as in my friend's dad,

is a very rich man. And he chipped in for his daughter's engagement ring. Oh, God, had to have. You should see this ring. It's the biggest diamond I've ever seen. Yeah. And I'm not joking when I say... Like a knuckle duster. Oh, it looks like a knuckle duster.

It could do some damage. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi. Do you know how much your ring is worth? I do indeed.

How much are we talking, anonymous? It's worth $4,500. Yes, okay. $4,500, okay. And was it what you wanted? It's absolutely what I wanted, but it's not what we paid. Oh, okay. Okay, how much did you pay?

I took my husband-to-be after he proposed because the ring didn't fit. We've been hand-shopping, and I found one that had been pawned in by someone who their engagement didn't go ahead. Yes. We got a $4,500 ring for $800. Whoa! That's so good. I'm very proud of that. I'm very proud of that.

That's so good. That's amazing. Someone's misfortune turned out to be your fortune. It was a cash converter. And I'm happy with that. Is it a cash converter's ring? It absolutely is. They had 50% of their cabinet rings.

Look at you. It's white gold, 52 smaller diamonds, one set stone and yeah, it's perfect. Would you recommend people to go to somewhere like cash converters to get a good deal? If a girl's going to say no to a cash converter's ring,

she's not about the man. She's about what he can bring to her. Oh, I like that. I quite like that. That's so good. Last one's Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hi, Kerry.

Hi. Hi, guys. Tell us, mate. First of all, I'm a first-time caller. Oh. We've got to take a second to celebrate, Kerry. Yes. Finally, we got you, Kerry. We've got you take a second to celebrate, Kerry. Yes. Finally, we got you, Kerry.

We got you to call in. Kerry with the big ring. How much was your ring? Well, my husband initially told me it was about $30,000. To be honest, it looks $30,000. It's a massive rock. Not something that I would particularly pick out. I don't really like big jewell Not something that I would particularly pick out.

Don't really like big jewellery, but I bought, you know, the sentiments there. And we got into some financial trouble sort of a few years after getting married. Right. So I decided to, you know, have a look at maybe how much it was as like a plan B. Yeah. And it's actually worth two and a half. No way. He lied. He lied about it.

Oh, no. Mixed feelings because, I mean, obviously I wasn't going to, you know, get caught just over that. I know, but at the same time your whole marriage is a lie. It comes from a place where he would have been embarrassed, Kerry. Yeah, I think he just really wanted me to say yes. I think he was under a lot of pressure. You've got to make up a more realistic number than $30,000, though.

Can I say $2,500 is a good amount to spend on an engagement ring. It's not $30,000, though. The problem is, Kerry, he went too high on the lie. He went too big. Like, shouldn't have went 30. If he had have said, like, 9, 10, could have been way more believable. Jeez. Yeah.

It's a Sarvowski crystal and not a diamond. Oh, yeah. So that's the difference. But it looks really real. Yeah, totally. That's fine. There's nothing wrong with spending that much. Oh, I feel bad for him.

He should have just doubled it, not like timesed it by eight. Yeah. Babe, the ring. Look, I don't want to brag. Worth $90,000. Bree and Clint. Both Bree and I didn't do OEs after school. We both went straight into study, didn't we?

Oh, speak for yourself. What did you do? I did an OE, OE, OE. Ace, ace for yourself. What did you do? I did an owie, owie, owie. Ice, ice, ice. What's that? Just for, oh, he has, why didn't we put bring it on in the movie list and then he would have got that joke. Is that a bring it on reference?

Yes. We need to put it, we need to have another movie marathon and we need to, there's more movies you need to see. I've never seen bring it on. I'd love to see it, especially because it's got Ken dunst in it um my this is my only bring it on reference okay oh it's cold in here there must be in the atmosphere we really that's all i've got i've got it's pretty good for a guy who's never seen the movie this is a matter of uh life or death he needs to see this movie.

We need to force him to see it as soon as possible. You had your chance. What did you say? Ooh. Ooh. It's cold in here. Yeah. I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere.

Oh, Toros. I said, brr. It's cold in here. There must be some Toros in the atmosphere. I said, owie, owie,, oh, we, oh, we. Ice, ice, ice. Break it down. Oh, my God.

Was I? That's it. Wow. Well done, me. That's all I can say. Well done, me. Yes, you nailed it. Anyway, the Kontiki Company has done some research.

I love Kontiki. I'd have done two, and they were both excellent. They're so good, aren't they? It's such a great way to do like... It takes all the stress out of the day. It takes all the stress out of it. It puts you on a bus with people that are just like you. It's great. This is not paid for by the Contiki company,

by the way. They are just amazing. But if you're listening, you're welcome. We'd love to go on an OE somewhere. No, we're too old. No, we'll do it. Bring Clint's Gap Week. Yeah, I know, but you know that you and I can't go on a contiki anymore? No, there's ones for old people. No, I know, but a contiki.

Yeah. No. I'm pretty sure there's contikis for old people. Nah, we have to go on top deck or whatever the other one is. I think I might just scrape in and you're just outside the age bracket. You wish. I think they go. All right, we'll get you on the bus and you'll be like, good day, kids.

No, that's my worst nightmare. It's Brie here. That's my worst nightmare. Who wants to do a tequila out of my belly button? I'm keen. Oh, wait, that was me saying that. Give me a long stroll. Do my own.

They have asked 1,000 New Zealanders aged between 18 and 35, which is the Contiki window, about their plans around study and travel. Because you leave school and you do have to make that decision of whether you're going to go overseas and have a year or two abroad or whether you're going to go straight into uni and study, right? 67% more than two-thirds of people in the study said that they felt people learn more life skills by travelling overseas

than they can learn from a textbook. Agreed. I agree too. No doubt in my mind, agreed. I agree too, but most jobs that you go into require real skills, not life skills. Well, that's true, but if you gain the skills of making a fake certificate online,

then you can have both. True, true. You can have both. 50% of people said that money worries are what's stopping them from going to uni. Not stopping them from travelling, stopping them from going to uni. They're going, if I go to uni, I won't be able to work to save money to then go and do my travel. Isn't that interesting?

Yeah. I mean, it's an interesting conversation around, especially with our generation. I think we were like the first generation where there's the people who went to uni straight away and then there's people who went into the workforce straight away and they're saying that those people who went into the workforce straight away get this major head start and usually are the ones that end up being able to buy a house. Yes.

And then all the other people who went to uni are like, I'm so far behind and now I've got this huge student bill, I'm never going to be able to buy a house. Yes. And then all the other people who went to uni are like, I'm so far behind and now I've got this huge student bill, I'm never going to be able to buy a house. Their pay might plateau at some point but by that stage they probably already have a house deposit and a house that's been going up in value for the last 10 years. Yes. This is a really interesting

idea, and again not sponsored by Contiki but they've done this thing where they've launched what they're calling Contiki University and they're saying do both. Come and do a've launched what they're calling Contiki University and they're saying do both. Come and do a Contiki first, but pick a Contiki that suits what you want to study when you get back. Like if you want to be a vet or do vet science or something like that, they said come and

do, no. I want to go to Ibiza and study up hard. No, an 11 day African Contiki. Oh, I see what you mean. If you like animals, come to Africa. I want to study tequila. If you want to do European studies, they go and do their 23-day

trip around Europe where you go to 12 different European countries. Life experience is such an important thing. If you want to work on boats, go and do a sail Croatia contiki. Yeah, that'd be awesome. And if you want to be if you want to work in hospitality, come and just drink shit loads of piss

on this Contiki with us. I want to study tequila. Life experience. I'm going to Mexico, baby. I want to study hooking up with people on buses. So any Contiki then. Yeah. Yeah.

It'd be great. Yeah. Do both. It's a good idea. Do both. Try and find a way to do both. Yeah. Try. It'd be great. Yeah. Do both. It's a good idea. Do both. Try and find a way to do both. Yeah. Try and find a way to do both.

Even if it's, oh yeah, because straight out of school you don't have any money, do you? If I had my time again, if I was finishing school this year, I would definitely go and travel for two years

and then come back and go to uni when I was 20. Yeah. If I had my time again, I don't think I'd go to uni at all. At all? Nah. But then you wouldn't have your physiotherapy degree. I didn't finish that one. And let's be real.

Imagine me as a physio. All right, come on in. We'll give you the click. Bren, I'll drive the Contiki bus if you need. Just inio. All right, come on in. We'll give you the click. Bree and I will drive the Contiki bus if you need. Just in touch. All right? Bree and Clint. A little while ago, new segment on the show, Wild Yarns.

How would you describe Wild Yarns? Yeah, because I feel like it's quite hard to explain. Yeah. But a wild yarn could be true. Yeah. It's like stories that seem too good to be true, right? Or it just could be a wild yarn. It could be

a true story, but it might not be a true story, but it's still a great story. Yeah. Is probably how I'd best describe it. Is it a story where if you ask too many questions, you might ruin it? Yeah. So just accept it for what it is. It's one of those, is it a story where if you ask too many questions, you might ruin it? Yeah. So just accept it for what it is. It's one of those stories that kind of does the rounds in friend groups

and it kind of gets passed around between friend groups. Like an urban legend. Like an urban legend almost, but people tell it like it's a true story. Like my friend's sister told me that yada, yada, yada. We might have another one. Today brought to the table by producer Ella, and you said you're not sure if this is true or not. Yeah, this falls under a wild yarn, but also too bad to be true,

not too good to be true. Ella said to us, if this person is lying, she doesn't understand why they would lie about this thing. Why would you want this to be associated with you? Yeah, some people would go on TikTok and say outrageous things to get views and I get

that's a thing. But why would you say this thing that we're about to hear for the views? Like this is crazy. Okay, we're going to play it. I want everybody to text us whether you think it's a wild yarn or you think it's definitely a true story.

Okay, here it is. Here is a picture of me and my husband who is also my uncle on our wedding day. My husband is 74 now. It's a picture of me and my husband

when we first met. There I am, just a week old and then there's my husband who was my uncle at the time. He's 37. He's my uncle because he was married to my Auntie Jenny. And he did leave my Auntie Jenny for me.

This is us fresh in our relationship. There's a picture of me and my stepson, Hugo, who is also my first cousin. And this is around the time when we had our second affair behind my husband's back. I've seen this. I've seen this TikTok. And I was, it made me second guess whether it second guess whether it was her taking the piss or not. Yeah. Like for a joke.

Yeah. What's your vibe? I feel like she's taking the piss. Oh, because based off just hearing that, I believed it. Yeah. I believed it. And I believed it. I thought it was plausible because it's not her blood uncle.

It's her auntie's husband. Do we know her name. Yeah. I believed it. And I believed Waiton. I thought it was plausible because it's not her blood uncle. It's her auntie's husband. Do we know her name? Yeah, so she's Plastic Amy on TikTok. Plastic Amy married uncle. Is it true? Ooh, good. Let's have a look. I'm going to go straight to Google for the wild yarn.

Oh, God. We looked through her account and there's like nothing that's her being like, Wild yarn. Oh, God. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We looked through her account and there's like nothing that's her being like, ha-ha, that was funny. Here's a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Other videos are the same. I get what Ella's saying. Everybody's got to have a niche, right?

Why do you want your niche to be uncle lover? What are her other videos like? Having a look here. She just answers a lot of questions What if he breaks up with you as a TikTok? If it doesn't work out, will you be stuck with a tattoo of him? I feel like it's true I feel like it's true

Don't love it The part that disturbed me the most And this is disturbing Is the photo of her uncle Where he's holding her as a one-week-old baby. A baby! Even if you're not blood relation, that is always... It doesn't matter.

That's weird. It's way too Woody Allen. But weirdly, people are into this because she has 600,000 followers. Yeah, people love a train wreck. What the heck? Yeah. Oh, nah. What do people say on the text machine?

Let's have a look. She's totally taking the piss. All her videos are over the top. Please bring out the Cartman Uncle Effa song. Complete and utter BS. I think so. There's no way. I don't want to believe it.

The baby holding the baby. Someone else goes, I reckon it's true. There's messed up people out there. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely there is. So that's your wild yarn. That's our wild yarn.

Or is it? Wild, wild yarns. Hide your kids, hide your uncles. Bree and Clint. Just an update on the wild yarn. Yes. There are a few people texting in to say that her story is an exact plot line on the new season of House of the Dragon. Is that?

Yeah. That's so funny. But she is just telling it straight like it's her own story. Someone else said she does satire. That is the kind of content she does. Right, okay. Some people do satire content way too good she's if you missed it we're talking about this lady here and we're trying to figure out whether it's true or a wild

yam here is a picture of me and my husband who is also my uncle on our wedding day my husband is 74 now it's a picture of me my husband when we first met there i am just a week old and then there's my husband who was my uncle at the time he's 37 he's my uncle because he was married to my auntie jenny and he did leave my auntie jenny for me this is us fresh in our relationship there's a picture of me and my stepson hugo who is also my first cousin and this is around the time when we had our second affair behind my husband's back yeah right she's very deadpan about the whole thing. Remember there was that woman, I think we talked about it on our show, and I was like, is this?

And I eventually figured out after I watched like one other video of hers that it was definitely satire, but she said that her name was, oh, no, she wanted to name her kid like Flagina or something. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, surely not. Surely this woman is not naming her kid phlegina. Yeah.

And she wasn't. It was a joke. But you just don't know these days. You don't know what to believe anymore. That's what the internet's done to us. Anyway, should we play Google Down? Yeah, let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya? It's time for Brilliant Clint's Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brilliant Clint's Google Down.

Punk. All right, time to cause some chaos here in the studio and pit each other against one another just for the pure entertainment of it. Absolutely. 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. If you want to win it, all you have to do is text 9696 the name of the person you think is going to win.

Clint, Claudia and Ella are your options. I'd like to request a name change this week. Okay. I'd like to be known as Flagina. Flagina. I want to be known as Aunty Jenny. Aunty Jenny. Oh, I'll be known as Fire Wheels.

Fire Wheels. Fire Wheels. You wouldn't go with the generic original Hot Wheels? Oh, nah. That's trademarked already. Yeah, yeah. I've got to be careful. These names are originals.

Fire Wheels. So you can text FlaGina for Clint. How do you spell that? However you want. I'd say F-L-A-G-I-N-A. FlaGina. Auntie Jenny for Claude or Fire Wheels. It's so funny watching people textA. Phlegina. Auntie Jenny for Claude's or Firewheels. It's so funny watching people text through phlegina.

Damn, quite a few phleginas coming in. God, there's a heap of phleginas flying at us. Also, someone who said my friend did exactly that. She married her uncle through marriage. So I believe the story fully. Could be. The world's messed up, man. Bree and Clint.

Oh, it's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Let's do it. Who is going to be the fastest Googler this week? Here's how it works.

I've put these questions into Google, and the three contestants, the competitors, Clint, Claudia and Ella, will endeavour to yell out the correct answer to that question first. Sorry, who? Yeah, no thanks. Sorry, who are you talking about? Sorry, Vlagina, Aunty Jenny and Firewheel.

Thank you. My mistake. The first person to get three correct... I don't sit here and get your name wrong, do I? What's your name, Brian? I need to get paid more for this. Yeah, fair. The first person to get three correct will win the game.

Are we ready to play? Hope so. Yes. If you're not, too bad. Question number one. How many number one hits has Eminem had? Five. Five.

Ninety? Clint is correct. Ninety? I don't know. Five is on the money. Five number one hits. One point to Clint. Sorry, one point to who?

Vagina. Question number two. Who invented the whiteboard? I love a whiteboard. My favourite invention. Martin Height and Albert Stallion. Martin Height. No, don't be particular.

Claudia, was it Ella that yelled it out first? I think so. She definitely started first. I'll give the point to you, Ella. It was Martin... I would say Hyatt. Sorry. I'd say Haight.

Haight. I'd say Haight. Haight. Okay, one to Ella, one to Clint. No. Question number three. Stop. Fire Williams.

I'll take the point off you. Oh, shush. I'll have it. You can call me Claudia. One point to Claudia. You can call me whatever you want. Yeah. It's not late for dinner. This reminds me of a past

relationship. Question number three. How old is singer Cher's boyfriend? Not her. 37. Nice. 40. Oh, that's not loading. Ella, very well done. He is 37.

That was rapid fire wheels. Alexander Edwards, 37, dates Cher, who well done. He is 37. That was rapid, by the way. Alexander Edwards, 37, dates Cher, who's 78. There we go. Two to Ella, one to Clint. Question number four. How much money did they spend making the movie Fast X? Four. $340 million.

Sorry, $340 million. Four, five, 3.40 million. Sorry, $340 million. $453.6 million. Did I get it right? No one did. Fast X. I haven't submitted mine yet. $378.8 million. Can I do another one?

Wait, what did he say? $378.8 million dollars. That's fine. There is a lot of movies, so I'm not surprised that you guys had a few different answers, but for Fast X it was $378.8 million. Alright, two to

Clint, two to Ella. Claudia? I'm on the work Wi-Fi, guys. It's not going well. Clint's got two. Oh my goodness, he's up my arse.Fi, guys. It's not going well. Clint's got two. Oh, my goodness. He's up my ass. Oh, my gosh. He's on your heels, mate. Excuse me. I'm up your flagina.

Quit while she's flustered. Go, go, go. Question. You're a professional. Keep it together. Question number five. I was being a car because I'm fast wheels. How long?

Black bears. I'm an eight-four. Seven and a half months. Nice, Claudia. Get them while they're squirming. Well done, Claudia. Capitalise on their misfortune. Two to Clint, two to Ella, one to Claudia.

Question them. How long do flies live for? Two days. 28 days. 28 days. Claudia. She is coming back with a vengeance. Oh, this is exciting. Okay. Claudia. She is coming back with a vengeance. Oh, this is exciting.

Okay. This is for the win. This is... Three-way tie. A three-way tie right now. Here we go. For the win and the glory, question number seven. How old is Billie Eilish's brother, Phineas?

26. 26. Clint is correct, and he's taken out the game in stunning fashion. What a ride. La, congratulations. You had faith in phlegina, and it's paid off in 50 KFC chicken dollars today. Yeah, that's how we're rocking, bro. That's how we're rocking. That's how we're rocking.

Well done, la. Way to back vagina. I mean, flagellum. Awesome. Never underestimate. I'm a first-time caller, guys. I'm a first-time caller, too. Oh, my God.

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What a chaotic end to a chaotic five minutes. Oh, my God. Thanks, La. I'm sitting at my desk and I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Were you on the edge of your seat, La? Pardon? Were you on the edge of your seat for that game? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm, like, trying to pretend like I'm working and listening to you guys. Well, we appreciate you very much. Thanks, mate. Bree and Clint. Oh, she's popular at the moment. Everyone loves Sabrina Carpenter. Did you see her at the Eris Tour?

I did. Good. Oh. Oh. Too drunk? No. She plays before Taylor Swift. I hope I wasn't too drunk.

Well, I don't know. You look on your face like you've done something bad. No, I decided that I'd go line up for Taylor Swift merch. Oh, okay. And I didn't realise it would take so long, but it was the only choice, the only time I had, was either get the merch. And Sabrina, like I love Sabrina,

but she didn't have all these other songs out at the time. It's fine. You were there for Taylor. It's fine. I only knew one or two. Anyway, regrets. Because she seems awesome and I love her music. We play a lot of it and people love her.

A lot of people go on to see her shows. Yeah. And I came across this clip. Oh, my God, it's so good. So picture this. It's at a Sabrina Carpenter show. And during the show, she talks to one of her fans that are right at the front. Yeah.

And she asks a question and then there's kind of a back and forth. And what this audience member says, I don't think anyone, including Sabrina Carpenter, could have predicted. Sure. Take a listen. Who did you come here with tonight? I'm here with my mom. Hi, Paloma's mom. I'm seriously curious.

You told me that you were heartbroken and I wanted to know what happened. Well, my mom's left with my boyfriend and she doesn't know I know. If you missed it. Wow. If you missed it. So the girl's holding a sign that says I'm heartbroken.

Can you talk to me? And that's why Sabrina Carpenter goes over and says, who are you here with and she goes I'm here with my mum and Sabrina's like everyone say hello to Paloma's mum they all say hello and then she said I wanted to talk to you because your sign says that you're heartbroken and she says yeah I'm heartbroken because my mum slept with my boyfriend and she doesn't know that Oh, that I know. Bombshell. The look on Sabrina Carpenter's face. What do you do?

Sabrina was laughing. She was like, what do I do with that? There's two things you can do. You move on, slip through, you go, oh, my God, that's crazy. Okay, here's espresso. No, you can't. Or you do what people want you to do and you go full Jerry Springer and you go, well, we've got to hear mum's side of the story.

And you put the microphone in front of mum. What do you have to say for yourself, mum? Is it true? Put the mic in front of mum. That's what people want. That's so awkward. That's what people want. I would have loved, like, because there's footage and you can see the back of this girl's head and Sabrina, like, leaning over to talk to her.

But I wish there was footage of the mum. That's premeditated, isn't it? To go with mum that you know slept with your boyfriend and take a sign, know that you're close enough to the stage that Sabrina Carpenter's going to see you and go with a sign, knowing that she talks to people in the crowd. That's hectic, eh? And you know that you're going to out mum in that situation. That's some like...

Yeah. That is some like crazy thought process. I've heard of bros before hoes, but what's that? That's daughters before... I don't know. I just hope that... I thought... Look, it's wild.

It is wild. So the mum has slept with the daughter's boyfriend. I wanted to throw it out there this afternoon and this does seem a little wild, but was their family crossover? Yeah. And by that, it doesn't have to be daughter and mum. It can be brother and brother. It can be sister and sister.

Like, did you hook up with your sister's boyfriend behind her back or like something like that? Did a member of your family take your partner away from you? Yeah. Was it the member of your family that did the dirty on you? Did you get cheated on? Will we accept? We'll accept.

We'll accept. Aunties, uncles. Oh, absolutely. Definitely. Yeah. First cousins. Yeah., uncles. Absolutely. Definitely. First cousins. Yeah. First cousins. Yeah.

Grandma, grandpa. Yeah. Absolutely. Grandma, grandpa. Mum's dad, sisters, brothers. Step brothers. Step brothers. Oh, we take step brothers?

Half brothers, half sisters. Half brothers, half sisters. Yeah, yeah. You know. If they're in your family tree, we'll take them. Yeah. We'll take them. If you know when you've been done dirty on by a family member.

You know, you know. 0800 dials at M or text your story to 9696. Like that girl at the Sabrina Carpenter show, out your family member on the Brianne Clint show. Please join us. We would love to be those people. Brianne Clint. An audience member at a Sabrina Carpenter show

has made a huge revelation to the entire crowd when she said this. Who did you come here with tonight? I'm here with my mom. Hi, Paloma's mom. I chose you because you told me that you were heartbroken and I wanted to know what happened. Um, well, my mom's left with my boyfriend and she doesn't know I know.

That's wild if true. And that's how your mom finds out that you know at the Sabrina Carpenter show. And it's not just at the show these days. It's TikTok. It's on the internet. It's on the radio on the other side of the world. That's why we're talking about it. You'd be mortified. So we're asking you the question, was there family crossover? Was it your family member related to you? Your nearest and dearest. That did the dirty on you with your partner?

Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. What happened? What was the family crossover? So I'm the middle of three sisters. Okay.

I've got a sister born in 96, I'm 98, and then my little sister is 2001. Okay, gotcha. So you're all pretty close together. Yeah, and we're all like all born the same time of year and stuff like that. So I, like when we're all single at some point, of course, we were all on, you know, Tinder, Bumble, all that. Gotcha. And I had to start asking for pictures and names because I realised, being the middle child,

that there was a lot of crossover between what my sisters were seeing on Tinder and what I was seeing on Tinder. You were all playing in the same pool. But, no, well, no, my older sister and my younger sister aren't because my younger sister's probably looking for people around my age. Yeah, right. You're looking for people around your sister's age.

My age and above. Yeah. And then my older sister's looking for people, like, above her age. So I'm the only one with any crossover. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. Yeah, you're picking in the middle.

Yeah. So, like, if my older sister looked for someone slightly younger that would be me. So, Emily, did you guys end up hooking up with the same people or no? We didn't hook up, but there was definitely a few times when I was like, oh, I matched with him.

Oh, we've been talking. Oh, yep, this, that. Like, there was definitely a few times that I was like, yeah, we are in the same pool, dating pool. Lucky you guys were communicating. Imagine if it ended up being he started seeing more than one woman and it turned out to be you and one of your sisters. Oh, you'd, honestly, with our family, that would be like, if they'd known us well enough, they'd know not to put it that way.

What if you both accidentally got up the duff to the same guy? Oh, God, no. I don't even want to think about it. I mean, to me... To be fair, the worst that happened was I went on a date with my older sister's boss. Wait, that's interesting. I need to know more. That's good.

That's good leverage. Did your sister know that you were going on a date with her boss? No. Did you know? She made a good eye. Right. It was a surprise. I was sitting at his house and we were like,

oh, you know, what do you do for work? And he's like, oh, I work for this company. I was like, oh, my sister also works in that same field. He's like, oh, cool. And I showed him. Emily, if you were a good sister, if you were a good sister, you would have put in the work to get her a raise.

To be fair, he was the biggest bumhole I've ever met. And he hated her. He sat there for 20 minutes trash talking. I was like, that's my sister. Oh, that is a red flag. You big bumhole. Oh, I like it.

He was like, that's my sister. Shut up. Yeah, I agree, Emily. Get out of there. Quick smart. That's a great call. We appreciate that. Someone said, my mum had an affair with her daughter's partner.

That's exactly the Sabrina Carpenter situation. That's wild. Someone else said, my stepsister slept with my partner after I'd just had our first child. Say it again. My stepsister slept with my partner just after I had our first child. Nah, that's evil stepsister stuff. That's real evil stuff. Someone else said when I was 19 my boyfriend dumped me for my older sister. He broke up with her

a year later because she didn't fit into his five year plan. Lol. Love it. I wonder what that did to their relationship, like as sisters. Like that's got to be hard to deal with because like that's your sister you get dumped and then yeah he dates your sister it can't be great for your relationship hot the guy is i guess someone else said i know someone who married don't disagree with that there was a joke oh right okay i wasn't listening uh so what else said i know someone who married their stepdad after he left her mom that's yuck that's weird isn't that that's married their stepdad after he left her mum. That's yuck. That's weird, isn't it?

That's yuck, stepdad. That's yuck. My mum and dad were married, then divorced. Ten years later, my dad got into a relationship with my auntie, so mum's sister. Yeah. Both long-term relationships and neither of them lasted. There's a certain amount of inevitability in a country like New Zealand,

you know? Like, I'm sure there's a lot more family crossover than we want to admit You're bound to have some double ups Don't go on that Ancestry.com website You'll probably find a link between you and your partner Ignorance is bliss Ignorance is bliss Just don't count the toes

Or the fingers We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on your 16th, call now. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's get into your birthday bangers for a Wednesday. This is where we take your birthdays, figure out the number one song when you were 16,

and we'll play one of those out in full. Hi, Rachel. G'day, Rach. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How's your day been? Good. Just want to say long-time listener, first-time caller.

Hold on. Third one today. Hold on, hold on. It's been a big day of firsts on this show. Oh, you feel that, Rachel? You feel that? We finally reeled you in. Well, thanks so

much for finally calling through. Let's do your birthday banger. What is your date of birth? 19th of September 92. Alright, Rach, that means you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Pink, she was here earlier this year.

Did you go to that show, Rach? I went to the Dunedin one. Yeah, how good. You'll love this for your birthday banger then. Yeah, great. Yeah, it's a great one. Pink, juggernaut, what else we can get? Let's go to Cara, who's going to do her husband's birthday banger.

Hi, Cara. Hi, Cara. Hi, guys. I'm always interested. Have you done yours already? Yes, I have. I did mine last year. Okay, what did you get?

Do you remember? Yes, I got Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer. Oh, banger. Absolute banger. Simply Irresistible. I want. Oh, banger. Absolute banger. Simply irresistible. I want to put yours against your husband's, and let's see who comes out on top. So what we need is Brendan's birthday. Yep, so it's the 31st of July, 1971.

All right, that means he was 16 in 1987, and here's his birthday banger. Huge. Cara, you can't deny your husband has got a pretty good one. He has. That's awesome. He's got a good birthday banger too. I think he'd like it too.

Sorry. We played Whitney Houston yesterday. We did too. Just yesterday she won birthday banger. We did too. Doesn't mean we couldn't go back to back. Wait there, Cara. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Eva.

Hi, Eva. Hi, Eva. Hi. Hi, this is my first time calling. Wait a second. This might be sub-popper record. What did you say, Eva? Oh, those stakes are pretty high with those other birthday bangers.

Yeah. Mate, it's a pretty... You're in good company. It's a pretty good field of birthday bangers today. Well, let's see what you get. What is your date of birth? 8th of April, 2002. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2018. Eva, fingers

crossed. What did you get? I woke up in Chris Brown's bar. I woke up in Chris Brown's bar. I woke up in Chris Brown's bar. I woke up in Chris Brown's bar. I woke up in Chris Brown's bar. This was actually a great song Freaky Friday

What do you reckon Eva? Oh yeah it's alright I don't know how it's going to match up against Whitney Houston though Lil Dicky vs Whitney Houston On paper it's not a good matchup, is it? But when you hear them, when you actually hear them out in the wild. It's still not a great matchup. It's Whitney Houston.

I want to dance with somebody. Back to back Whitney. Oh, I'm living a dream if it happens. But Clint, you need to vote. I don't want to be a birthday banger terrorist. You vote for what you want. But I'll be voting for little Dickie today. That's your decision, and I respect it.

I don't agree, but I respect it. Claudia. We go to Claudia. I don't respect it. I'm going away for a month, and I want to go out with a bang, and I feel like Double Whitney is the only way to do that. So it has to be I want to dance with somebody. Or is Chris Brown and Lil Dicky going out with a bang?

Oh, you go eat a Lil Dicky. We're playing I Want to Dance with Somebody. Hey, Cara, your husband Brendan is the winner of Birthday Banger today. Woohoo! Thanks, guys. Let him know, Cara. Thanks for calling through. That's awesome. Thanks, guys. And him know, Cara. Thanks for calling through. That's awesome. Thanks, guys. And tell him I did my best

to get Lil Dicky on, okay? Just so he knows. I will, I will. See you, Cara. I'm representing the Lil Dicky community. We already do. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. Oh, that wasn't bad. That wasn't bad.

Yeah, where did it come from? Where did that come from? I was just kidding about the Lil Dicky stuff, by the way. That is one of the greatest pop songs of all time. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Cara's husband, Brendan, from the year 1987. Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance With Somebody. Could this week get any better for me?

It's a short week. Yes. Because of Matariki. We played Whitney Houston yesterday and we played it today. I mean. There is one way it could get better. Slap my bottom and call me Sandra. I'm a happy girl.

Sandra or Santa? Both. Either. Whatever you're into. If Whitney Houston comes up tomorrow, then the three-peat is possible. It's possible. A three-peat is possible.

And then we'd have to do the Brie and Clint Long Weekend triple play and play three Whitney Houston songs, which would mean that we played five Whitney Houston songs. Okay, I'm putting it out there. If you know that your birthday banger could be Whitney Houston, please try and call us tomorrow. It'll be people born between 1970 and 1975, I would say,

who have the best shots. Ish. Ish. Yeah. It's the best shots. Ish. Ish. Yeah. It's State of Origin night tonight. If you're not familiar, that's the big rugby league game in Australia and it is mumma dies bread and butter.

It really is. It's my favourite time of the year because we always love to mess with my mum around State of Origin and today is no different. God, we got her a doozy. This is, stick around. Even if you've got a spare five minutes,

because we get Big Steve, my dad involved, in on the prank. Yeah. And. She almost goes postal. Shit, look, Mama Di talks about using bulls as a weapon, as in the animal. It's great. You've got to stick around and hear this next one. Mama Di's latest State of Origin prank is next on ZM with Bree and Clint.

I'd vote for this. Me too. All right, we're back next at ZM. Bree and Clint. Post Malone and Morgan Wallen that's I had some haktua on that thing. I spat everywhere. It's weird to live in a world

where you'd look at someone with multiple children and go whoa rich. But it feels like we're kind of getting there with the cost of living. I was reading today about how a lot of couples are now opting for just one kid. They always had plans to have a family, but now with things being as expensive as they are,

they're going, we will settle for one child because we feel like that's all that we can afford. Yeah, it really is a case of times are changing. Which is so sad that you would need to limit this family that you wanted to have and that you're capable of having because of something as stupid as money. But that is the financial reality at the moment. I think people also, there is some people I know that feel,

like when they're talking about how many kids they want, they think about the environment. And they also think about bringing multiple kids into a world that's already in trouble. Yeah, but a lot of that is bullcrap. But yeah, sure. Like, it's fine. Someone's got to fix the world.

You might as well try and produce the kid that's going to do it. In China, they literally put a ban on having more than one kid. Yeah, it's going to collapse their population too. Yeah. Yeah. We have to reproduce to survive. But anyway, the cost of children has been

estimated by BNZ. Weird that a bank is doing this. I wonder if they put the number of kids that you have against like how much money you can borrow. Surely they do actually. Well, they would. They take everything else into account, don't they? They estimate that babies in New Zealand, so this is New Zealand

specific information from BNZ, they've said that they estimate the cost of a baby to be about $16,000 a year. Okay. Is that surely changes depending on the baby's age? Yeah, I guess it would. Like it would

go up and down depending on how old it is or no? Maybe. I don't know. There's always different costs to face. They're always growing out of clothes and they're always eating. And there's always fees to pay. $304 a week to raise a child. Far out. On a medium spend budget.

What if they're on the boob? Yeah, that would help. That would help. But you have to eat more if they're on the boob because you get extra hungry. You've got to produce milk. Yeah. So $304 for a median baby. If you want a bougie baby, more like-

What's a bougie baby? Like a high-spend budget baby. What, like designer clothes and stuff? I guess the fancy nappies and the organic baby food and stuff like that. $405 a week, which is $21,000 a year per baby. Far out. That's a lot.

They estimate. Do you know this, how much they reckon it costs to raise a child? It's like a million. No, it's not. I'd heard that number, a million too, but these things tend to get blown out of proportion. They reckon the estimate to raise a child now to the age of 18 in New Zealand, $480,000

to raise a kid. I call BS with the way the amount like you're paying for food. Yeah? Like food is going up like crazy and then I guess they're probably, is that not sending your kid to a private school? Oh, that's definitely not sending your

kid to a private school. Because that would shoot it up to a million. No, easily. Yeah. Yeah, easily. Like if you put your kid in private school, especially from a young age. No, no, I think you'll pay a million dollars. If you do it from primary school, I think you'll pay a million dollars over the course of their education. What, in fees?

Yeah, I think so. Holy smokes. Over the 13 years that they're at school, yeah. That's wild. So if you have three kids, I wonder if That's wild So if you have three kids I wonder if these costs Get shared If you have more kids Like if one kid is 480

What you get like a A bulk discount A discount But no no Because you have hand-me-downs And stuff like that Yeah Because you can use

You know like strollers And it's the same cost Like a babysitter I think it's the same To babysit three kids As it is to babysit one kid Is it really? I don't know.

I don't know. Like if you've got... Never booked one. Surely, if you're a babysitter, you're taking the job to babysit one or two kids rather than the people that have four kids. But is it... So if you have three kids, is it $1.5 million to raise three kids? Yeah.

Surely not. Surely not. It's more. No, not more. No, not more. What, you think that's a... It's not more than $1.5 million to raise three kids. For three kids? Yeah. I reckon it's more. I don't. You don't think so? Nah.

Depends. Not if you get them working. Do you think, I was going to say, do you think all kids at 18 are going to go, we're right, I'm ready to leave. Oh no, these numbers are just to 18. This is not including the kids that stick around at home until they're 23. So it's not realistic. It's not a realistic study then, is it?

Yeah. Well, that's just the number to 18. But that's what I mean. Realistically, these days, cost of living, it's too expensive and kids will stay at home for longer than 18. You might have a producer, Ella, who's still at home while she's engaged. So, you know. Yeah, it's expensive. It's very expensive.

That's all right, Ella. My sister and her fiancé lived with my parents. Thank you. I will be staying forever. For many years. It's expensive for you. Try being your mum. Bree and Clint.

And that's the end of our show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. And tomorrow is the end of our show everybody Thank you so much for joining us And tomorrow is the end of the week How good How bloody good I've got that right don't I? You do yeah Tomorrow's the last day

For a second I thought I was a day ahead of myself again No Nothing worse Last day of the week tomorrow A long weekend How good How good So yeah lap it up

We'll be back tomorrow What are your predictions for tonight's State of Origin game two? I reckon it's going to go 2-0 up, which makes the last one dead rubber. But I just don't think the Blues have got the momentum. Yeah, it's a hard one. It is in Melbourne, so it'll be colder. I reckon Queensland's got it by eight. There's a very good prank on Mumadai,

which I think we might have the video out for today, if not tomorrow, but it's on our podcast, the Brian Clint podcast too. Yeah, if you want to hear the State of Origin prank we pulled on Mumadai today, go have a listen. Catch you guys tomorrow. Have a good one. Bye-bye.

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