ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th March 2021

Episode Date: March 26, 2021

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. It's a Friday and tomorrow is Producer Ben's birthday, but we're not supposed to acknowledge it because he doesn't like celebrating his birthday. Happy birthday. Why don't you like celebrating your birthday? I don't think it's the case of I don't like celebrating it. I just don't. Want a big deal made?

Yeah, don't need a big deal made out about it. Fuck, you're going to hate it when the stripper gram arrives around your house then. celebrating it. I just don't want a big deal. Yeah. Don't need a big deal made out about it. Yeah. Fuck. You're going to hate it when the stripper gram arrives around your house then. Oh yeah. Yeah.

I won't enjoy that. Don't call me that. Going around to Ben's at 12. Yeah. Oh yeah. Clothed. Beers.

Yeah. Clothed. Mostly. She's leaving. She's leaving nude though. Leaving nude. We'll be clothed when I get there

It's not a big deal though Ben Don't worry it's not a big deal Okay cool yeah Don't worry about it We're not going to make a big deal out of it Yeah good Okay Well shall we rip into

An international birthday banger Shall we Yeah if you want Our first contestant On the international birthday banger Which if you would like to play this It's my birthday. Brian Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah! Our first contestant on the International Birthday Banger, which if you would like to play this, there's a post on our Brian Clint Facebook family, which is our closed group.

You can comment your birthday on there and eventually we'll get around to you. First up is Ellie Atzee. Would you say Atzee? Atteez. Ellie Atteez. I'd say. Oh, cool. They're from the Barossa Valley in South Australia.

But they're originally from Blenheim in New Zealand, which is where the Venute is from. And also Blenheim, wine capital of New Zealand, Barossa Valley, wine capital of Australia. Yeah. I wonder if Ellie is wine people. I reckon, yeah, probably winemaker. Yeah.

Something to do with that. Vintner. Vintner. Ellie was born on the 10th of October, 1985. So 16 in 2001. And on the 10th of October in 2001, this was number one. Also from the Barossa Valley. I don't think so.

Well, we don't know. She's Australian. She could be from the Barossa Valley. I think she's from Melbourne. Actually, I don't know. That's a good question. Kylie Minogue. Where is Kylie Minogue from? Okay, Bits, where do we think she's from?

She was on Neighbours, so that would make sense that she was from Melbourne, but not necessarily. She's got a Sydney. I'm going to go Sydney. She's from Sydney. She's from Melbourne. Oh.

Trust your intuition, New Zealand. Yeah. Next up on Birthday Banger, the international edition, is Kies de Jong from Rotterdam in the Netherlands. Anastasia, can you say something in Dutch to Keys, please? Goedemorgen, Keys. I see. Good morning, Keys?

Good morning. Good morning. I'm ready. I'll say something. Old Amsterdam. That was nice. I'll say something too. Heineken.

Oh, God. Keys always comments and is a big part of the podcast group. Nice. Well, I'm glad we're finally doing your birthday bang of keys. Super pumped about that. Amazing. Huh? Rotterdam is a great place.

My uncle lives there. I like how Anastasia goes into... Dutch mode. The Dutch accent. I do it when I speak Italian as well. You do. Yeah. So I can relate.

You also do it whenever we're talking about farming-based things. What? You go into your country accent. Shut up. You're like, Davo, tell me about that tractor, mate. How many kgs of torque you got on there? Hey, you do. It's not a criticism.

It's an observation. Okay. Right, there you go. Country people talk about country things. Hey, hey, mate. Hey, hey, hey. Don't be talking about country people. You don't know shit, all right? All right, Keys. Your birthday's on the 3rd of November, mate. Hey, hey, hey. Don't be talking about country, people. You don't know shit, all right?

All right, Keys, your birthday's on the 3rd of November, 1978, which means you were 16 in 1994, and here's your birthday banger. Oh, Keys. Oh, Keys. Yes, please. Full design. Baby, all through the night I'll make love to Keys. When you hate me. Yes, please. That is also a great birthday banger, Keys. Love boys to men.

Yeah, nice. Okay, let's do one more. It's for Tara, pronounced like Sarah. I'm just reading it. Tara, pronounced like Sarah. Tomalin from Spring Branch, Texas. Sarah Tomalin. Sarah Tomalin.

Everything's bigger in Texas. Wait, we should stop. It's offensive. Yeah. We didn't do Dutch accents for keys, did we? No. Although we could. Okay, Sarah, you were born on the 1st of August, 1980,

which means you were 16 in 1996. And on the 1st of August in the mid-90s, this was number one. Oh, three stone-cold bangers. That's actually a really hard decision. Macarena for me. Really? It's the vibe. Yeah.

Boyz II Men. Boyz II Men. Macarena. I'll meet you halfway and do Kylie Minogue. Is that what you want to produce, Anastasia? Kylie Minogue you. I can't hear you. Why can't I hear Anastasia? Kylie Minogue, you. I can't hear you.

Why can't I hear Anastasia? I'll put her on, yeah. I love that song. Do you? All right. It's a band one. No, no, she doesn't get to choose. It's Ben's birthday tomorrow. Okay.

Ben gets to choose. Okay, Ben gets to choose. Ben, what's the winner of birthday banger? I was actually going to say Kylie Minogue. But you are going to say... Kylie Minogue. There he is. Is this where she wears the gold hot pants?

No. That's locomotion. No, this is the one where they've got the masks on. She's dancing with all the people and they've got the visor on. The blue outfit. Is it a blue outfit? Yeah, it's like an orange coloured visor, I think. Look.

It's iconic either way. It's very robotic and she's wearing spandex. Yes, yep. Yeah. For Ellie from the Barossa Valley, originally from Blenheim, here's your birthday banger. Is this the video

I'm thinking about? Yeah, that's the one. She's driving a Lamborghini. I think, are you thinking if I'm spinning around? Maybe. I think you might be. She's driving a Lamborghini. Are you thinking of I'm spinning around? Maybe. I think you might be.

She had a really big comeback around this time. Is she real hot or have I just forgotten how hot she is? You've forgotten how hot she is. She's so hot in this video. Yeah. I remember I had a copy of FHM magazine around the time this came out, and she was on the cover. Yeah, what a babe.

What a babe. Age game, quick age game. How old is Kylie Minogue? Ben, you're going to need to be on the Googs for this one. I'm going to say Kylie Minogue's 52. I think she's a Jennifer Aniston. I think she's 52. I'm going to say Kylie Minogue's 52. I think she's a Jennifer Aniston. I think she's 52. I'm going to say she's 53.

Yeah. Ben, how old is Kylie Minogue? She is 52. Bang on. Whoa, you've got to watch this video. Yeah, what a babe. You're welcome, Ellie. Have a great weekend, everybody.

See ya. See ya. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Guys, it's Friday. It is Friday. Where are the drinks? Friday drinks, Friday drinks. You mean the Pepsi Max? Yeah. I'll go and grab some from the Pepsi Max branch.

Yeah, I love a Pepsi Max on a Friday afternoon. Today on the show, the One Second Song Challenge is with us. But you don't really care about that you care about Friday Oaky right? Is Brie going to top what she did last week two drivers license?

Wouldn't be hard It was terrible Do you know we had contact from Olivia Rodrigo's No we didn't We did We had contact from her record label

A cease and desist Yeah well kind of they said what you did is fine just never do that again They said Olivia's hoping to is fine. Just never do that again. They said, Olivia's hoping to release more music in the future. Your radio station's only allowed to play it if Brie never covers it.

I'm really worried about this segment now because I feel like I've had just as bad a week this week. This week is shocking and it's your fault. It's so hard. It's your fault because you've selected the song. I don't blame you because on the face of it, it seems like an okay song to sing. And there's a reason for the song. Yeah, the song's umbrella.

Entopical, right? Because of Secret Sound. Is that what you're meaning? Exactly. Yeah. It sounds like an okay song to sing. There is something about Rihanna that we have seriously underestimated. She's a goddess, and there's a reason why she's had so many hits.

Anyway, that's all we're going to attempt at 5 o'clock today. Right now, though, 50 bucks on the line. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. All right. Where are my tradies? Where are my ladies? If you want to win 50 bucks, call now.

0800 dial ZM. A trivia quiz is all you have to win. Yep. Scores so far, 25 ladies, 20 to the tradies. Can the tradies claw one back today? We'll find out after Justin Timberlake on ZM. Bree and Clint, Friday Jams. It's my pleasure to introduce ZM. Bree and Clint, Friday Jams.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies versus the ladies. 50 bucks on the line in a trivia-based quiz. All you have to do is beat out your opponent. The tradies are attempting to come from behind and the man charged with that job, don't laugh at that. This 19 is from Auckland,

and he weeds into groundsmanship apprenticeship. Oh, he's two weeks into groundsmanship's apprentice. All right, here we go. Hi, Rhys. G'day, how you going? Sorry, mate, typo. I was like, two weeds. He's two buds into a apprenticeship.

None of that, none of that. None of that, none of that. Keep it clean. Today you're taking on our 18-year-old lady from the Tron. She's eight and a half months pregnant. She's ready to blow. Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hannah.

You be ready to pop. Yeah, she's ready. She's ready, all right. G'day, Hannah. You'd be ready to pop. Yeah, she's ready. Hi. She's ready, all right. G'day, Hannah. Okay, guys, your buzzers are tradie for you, Rhys, and lady for you, Hannah. First to three correct takes the game. Good luck, everybody.

I feel like this is a fair fight because they're similar age. Yep. Which means they should have a similar knowledge. They're both teenagers. All right, question number one. Guys, what is this song called? Don't forget your roots, I'm not for real. Don't forget your family.

Hannah's in. Hannah's in. Hannah, what is it? Is it Roots? Yeah, we'll take that. You're going to take that? I'm taking it. You'll take it?

It's Don't Forget Your Roots. Yeah, all right. 6.60. All right, question number two. One to the ladies. Name this movie quote. You complete me. They're not going to get this.

They're too young. Name the movie. What was that? Sorry? Name the movie that this quote is from. Ready? One more time. You complete me.

You complete me. You complete me. Lady? Yes. Hannah? Is it notebook? Good guess, but no. Do you want a free guess, Rhys?

I'll just embarrass myself, so no. It is, of course, with Tom Cruise, Jerry Maguire and Renee Zellweger. Way before these guys' time. Yeah, fair enough. Question number three. Moses Mackay is the current Bachelor on TVNZ's The Bachelor NZ. Name one of the other Kiwi males who has been The Bachelor. I can think of one. I'm not good with The Bachelor? I can think of one. I'm not good with The Bachelor.

I don't watch that kind of TV. I'm out. All right, we would have accepted Art Green, Jordan or Zach, but that's okay. We'll keep going. Right, still one for the ladies. Question number four. Which Twilight actress is set to play Princess Diana

in the upcoming movie about her life, Spencer. Paul got the hard ones today. Yeah, I've... Main, I'll give you a clue. I've got no idea, it's all up to you. She's the main actress in the Twilight films. The name rhymes with Maristan's poet. Kristen?

Are we accepting Bella? Yeah, we will. All right, that's a no-one. It's Christian Stewart, of course. Question number five, still one to the ladies. Super Rugby is back on tonight. Which New Zealand team is yet to win a single game this year? Brady.

Ladies. Yes, Rhys. I've got no idea, so I'm just going to go the Hurricanes. That is correct. Well done, Rhys. It is the Hurricanes. All right, guys, this is for the win. It's one apiece, but we're finishing.

We're going to call it here. This is the decider. All right. Question number six. During lockdown, Nicole Kidman's son, Connor, has become a food blogger. Which country was Nicole Kidman born in? Ladies. Yes, Hannah. become a food blogger. Which country was Nicole Kidman born in? Ladies?

Yes, Hannah. She born in America? God, you've come through with the win. She was born in Hawaii. You've nailed it, Hannah. You win. She's a lady. She's Australian.

She was born in America. That's a trick question There we go Geez what a game guys Guys Hannah you get the 50 bucks mate Nice work Some games are harder than others

Brie and Clint Mentioned yesterday that Went to a cafe with my daughter Tui Who's only one and a half by the way And she had her first ever fluffy Loved it Like she felt like such an adult She's drinking this She goes coffee coffee I was like yeah cool man Yeah it's Like, she felt like such an adult. She's drinking this. She goes, coffee, coffee.

I was like, yeah, cool, man. Yeah, it's definitely coffee. I was like, this is cool. I made her one this morning at home using the Nespresso machine. I made her her own fluffy and she cried. Yesterday, loved it. This morning gave her a fluffy, burst into tears. It's like I had ripped the head off

her favourite toy or something. Yeah, sometimes fluffs aren't always your favourite, are they? And that's exactly how parenting works, by the way Find their favourite thing, give it to them the next day, they hate it That's what you're in for When we talked about these fluffies yesterday We got a text message from a barista who listens to the show Not a lawyer, the kind who makes the coffee

And they said, hey guys, just an FYI from a barista We hate making fluffies makes the coffee. And they said, hey guys, just an FYI from a barista, we hate making fluffies, especially when there are special milk requests. Like someone might come in and go, my kid wants a fluffy, but they're vegan, so can they please have an oat milk fluffy? My dog

Whitney only drinks coconut milk fluffies. Does she? Yeah. It's just for taste. This barista hated making fluffies for kids. I can't imagine how they feel about making fluffies for dogs. There's some cafes where dogs are welcome, so they actually have like a dog fluffy menu. Really?

Yeah. Not that cafe, though. This barista doesn't work there. I don't think so. I didn't realise that, though. I thought fluffies were cute. I thought they were actually easy. I thought, oh, you don't have to do any coffee.

Just get the milk machine and just go, let's go. Whip up some milk. But that's the part that's the hardest. And then serve it up to the kids. Isn't it? Well, also, kids are never going to complain about the fluffy. Kids never come back and go, um, you burnt this. Because they don't know.

Put some chocolate on top and the kid's like, yes. I worked at a restaurant for a bit and I hated fluffing the milk. Did you? It's the hardest part in my opinion. Right, okay. Because you can get burnt. It takes the longest. If you overdo it, it's burnt.

It's terrible. We want to ask this afternoon, that's fine if that's how you feel as a barista. Maybe we need to have more of an open dialogue with our barista community. Are you a barista or a cafe worker? Or should we open up to anyone in hospitality? Yeah, what do you hate the most?

What do you hate about customers? What customer, describe the customer you dislike the most so all of us can learn to not do that. It might be a specific way of ordering. It might be a specific order or it might be a specific thing that customers just do when they come into your establishment. And this is a safe space. It's an open conversation.

We won't be offended with whatever you say. You know what mine would be? What's that? People talking on the phone and trying to order. Oh yeah, perfect. While talking on the phone and trying to order. Oh, yeah, perfect. While talking on the phone. Stop doing it! Do you like us using our laptop?

Bree and Clint. POSPO staff, what do you hate about us? Found out yesterday after getting Tui her first fluffy, apparently baristas hate making fluffies. Yeah, a lot of text coming through on the text machine from baristas, ex-baristas, even a barrister has texted through and they said they all hate making fluffies. Who would have thought? Well, I'm not going to stop ordering it because it's literally her new favourite thing and it means we can go to cafes again.

But I will take you into account when I do order it. I'll say, sorry, can I have a fluffy? They said it's the worst when they're busy. So maybe take that into account. Well, if it's busy, we're not going to stick around either. So, because no doubt Tui's going to throw a tantrum at some stage. Anyway, these are my problems. Let's talk about your problems, HOSPO staff.

Rebecca, welcome to the show. What do you do in HOSPO? I worked in a cafe for five years as a barista. Yeah. Right. So you would have seen it all, Beck. What do you hate about us? What's the worst thing?

I mean, okay, so I must be like the one, and obviously every barista in the country hates it, but I really like making kids fluffy. Oh, good. Okay, good to know that that's out there. What about dogs? What are your thoughts on making dogs puppuccinos? I didn't actually have to make a lot of those,

but when I did, it was fine. What about a cataccino? Never had that. Okay. What about a catachino? Never had that. Okay. What about a bearded dragorino? No, that's too much. Anyway. Okay, well, that's good to get a positive take.

Thank you, Rebecca. Let's go to Nikita. Hi, Nikita. Hi, Nikita. Howdy. You work in hospo. What do you hate about people? When they come up to the counter and they'll answer a phone call when they're placing the order or if they walk in on the phone

that they're placing an order during the conversation. Yeah, right. Nikita, can I say even, I mean, I've worked in hospo before, but even someone who doesn't now work in hospo and I see this, it grinds my gears so much. I think it's so rude. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Do you ever say to them,

get off your phone and then I'll serve you? I have once. Good for you. And my boss laughs, so I was quite stoked with that. She's fully supportive. I know the customer's always right,

but I think hospo staff actually have more power than they realise. Whoever came up with that saying. You can easily make us feel rude if we're being rude. Yeah, whoever came up with that saying,

I think it's stupid. Kiana is up with that saying, I think, stupid. Kiana is here. Kia ora, Kiana. Hi. Kiana, what do you do in hospo? I work at Tank. Oh, yeah. Awesome.

What do you hate about us at Tank? Oh, there's this lady that comes in and nothing you give her she'll be happy with. Every single day she goes, can I change the ingredient of this? And then I change it. And she goes, oh, no, it's not quite right. Can I change it again? Over and over. So she's never happy with what's on the menu.

She always wants to change the order in some way. Always. And this is more of a specific grievance about a single person. What's her name, Kiana? No, don't say that. No, don't say that. You know what, Kiana? It's so weird.

When I go to cafes with friends or something, oh, this grinds my, it makes me feel real awkward is when someone will say, oh, I don't want the bacon, but can I add avocado but not pay any extra because I'm swapping that out for that. And I'm just like, oh, I just can't, what's on the menu? Hi, Hannah. Hi.

You're the last one today. You work in hospo. What do you hate about your customers? I'm a chef and I hate when customers ask for gluten-free bread specifically on their meal, even though the meal has gluten in it and other things. Oh, right. You hate a part-time gluten-free person. Mm-hmm.

And because I'm a celiac myself So it just makes me look really bad And that's just annoying So you're someone they obviously don't realise She's a celiac And she's like I know There's gluten in all of this There you go take that into your Sunday morning brunch New Zealand

They're talking about us And some of the things we're doing I don't really like Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Brooklyn Beckham is wearing a body part around his neck, which sounds disturbing, but you've got the details. What is it?

It is kind of disturbing. Brooklyn Beckham and his girlfriend, Nicola Pallette, are wearing each other's wisdom teeth as necklaces. Now, this is an unusual thing. No, no, no, no. Free? No, I'm done with this story. Not all right.

Angelina Jolie used to wear blood. She used to wear the blood of Billy Bob Thornton around her neck in a little vial. I was just about to say this is the modern day version of that. And the first time around, all of us thought, no, weird. And doesn't Kesha wear her own placenta around her neck as well? Does she? Yeah, I think she's got her own placenta. At least it's her own.

Yeah, well, that's true. Dean, I'm looking at these wisdom teeth now. They're gold. So are they gold-plated wisdom teeth or are they gold replicas of each other's wisdom teeth? My understanding was that it was gold-plated wisdom teeth, like the actual wisdom tooth covered in gold. Also, for everyone wondering who on earth the cold palettes is,

because I've been getting asked this a lot lately. She is an American actress so that is who he is dating. She's just this hot blonde. She was in The Last Airbender. She was in Bates Motel and now she owns a piece of Brooklyn Beckham's mouth. So there's a third thing for her. I've got one

of my wisdom teeth at home. Do you want me to get made into an earring for you? I can't think of anything more disgusting. I don't even want to see your wisdom teeth. I don't even want to see my own wisdom teeth at home. Do you want me to get it made into an earring for you? I can't think of anything more disgusting. I don't even want to see your wisdom teeth. Do you want me to... Okay. I didn't even want to see my own wisdom teeth when they came out. Maybe the earrings, not for you, used to be...

Oh, what about an eyebrow piercing? You did have an eyebrow piercing. I'll get it put on a ring and you can... Yeah, okay. You get it put on a ring for me, I'll put it in. Okay. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles. Disgusting today from

Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Brian Clint. I didn't mean to throw shade at anybody, but... Just because you say that and then throw shade. Yeah, yeah. It's like saying, no offence, but... No, I hate that. No offence, but that's not your colour. No, no offence, but one city in New Zealand is the worst at using the COVID Tracer app.

Auckland. No, not Auckland. It's not Auckland. No. Maybe because we've been through quite a few lockdowns here. I think so. I think it's like ultra present for Aucklanders. So they're like, please, we don't want to go into lockdown again.

This is data based and there's one major centre where people are not using the app. Basically at all. Only one in ten people in this place scans in when they go anywhere. And we're not saying this from our ivory tower, okay? Everybody forgets to scan in from time to time.

I think I'm alright with it. You? I'm not too bad, depending on where it is. I try and with it. You? I'm not too bad depending on where it is. Okay. I try and do it. Yeah. Yeah. But like, for example, I don't do it when I come to work. I'll give you one more guess.

Okay. One more guess as to where it is. The worst place in New Zealand for scanning in. Greymouth. No. Weirdly, it's not Greymouth. No. No? So I need two places to go in Greymouth so you don't need to scan in. Well, that's what I thought, so's not Greymouth. No. No?

There's only two places to go in Greymouth, so you don't need a scan in. Well, that's what I thought, so you don't have to. No, the worst place in New Zealand for using the COVID app, Dunedin. Is there? Only one in ten Dunedinites bothers with the COVID tracer app, and a third of businesses don't even bother asking people to scan in.

And look, I kind of get it. Dunedin hasn't had a case of COVID-19 there since April last year. It's almost their one-year anniversary for no COVID. The South Island has had bugger all COVID-19. When you and I were on the DeLorean trip, it was over for them. It was like, oh, COVID, I remember that. That's a thing in the past. Yeah.

But anyway, the data's been released because everybody needs to keep scanning in. You'd hate it for it to get out, especially if some dirty Aucklander comes down, you know, and brings some COVID-19 with them. You'd hate to have to lock down the Octagon. Do you ever think about, I get really paranoid about scanning in. I think it's so important to scan in. I get paranoid that if for some reason my scan in data

has to be released. I know. Me too because it's so personal. I asked if we could read out each other's COVID diary on here today. And Bree goes, not a good idea. Nah, not a good idea. I think we've invented a new word. I was like, that's a... And Brie goes, not a good idea. Nah, not a good idea. Brie and Clint. I think we've invented

a new word. I think we invented this. You know when you think you've invented it and then it turns out it's existed for ages? Yeah, and that's always disappointing.

We're going to put our name to it anyway. The word is cookfish. It's like catfishing somebody with hot picks that you've taken from an angle that don't actually represent

what you look like. A cookfish has one meal that they cook really well and they cook that for you to convince them that they're good at cooking really early in the relationship. Yeah, we've all done it. Let's be real. We've all done it.

There's one time, hard to impress someone, I ordered some food from an Italian restaurant and then made the pots dirty and then put it in a bowl. Have you ever done that? Cookfish. Cookfish. No, I've never done that. No. Well, there's a tip for you. I've just never offered to cook for someone early in the relationship.

Smart. For me, it's like, hey, you get with me, I'll take you to so many restaurants. I'll just never, as long as I never have to cook for you. So smooth. The cookfish that's been outed is former President of the United States of America, Barack Obama. His wife, Michelle, has revealed he's a cookfish.

Or at least he was. She's promoting a new Netflix show that she's a part of, which is about cooking. I think it's targeted at kids, teaching kids how to cook. Yeah, it's called Cookfish. And she said when they first got together, little bit better, he had three meals. Right.

And he would rotate them. And three meals is a good way to go because you get a long way down the track before they realise you're only rotating the same three meals. Yeah. What was it? What was he cooking?

Here it is. This is Michelle Obama outing Barack Obama as a cookfish. Three recipes. You know, he made a mean chili. He could do a good stir fry. And great omelets. So he had kind of his sort of wheelhouse.

Yeah. He stayed in that lane. I like that. But he could cook. Three classic young male dishes. Chili con carne, which is basically nachos. A stir fry, which is just frozen veggies and a packet of sauce and some rice and an omelette.

See how he's gone for an array of stuff? Yeah. Something veggie heavy, something meat heavy. Something breakfast that he can pull out at breakfast and then some other meals, you know, that he can make for dinners. Every man has those ready to go because at some stage you're going to get called on to cook and you can get through for a little bit

with your cookfish dish. I'll put my hand up and admit that I am a cookfish. Well, no, we already knew that. Your wife is an amazing cook. She is an amazing cook. You don't practice ever. No, because it's intimidating. She's intimidated me out of the kitchen.

Whatever you want to say, mate. I'm intimidated. Whatever you want to say. What's your meal? Fish and chips. Really? But homemade fish and chips. What are you doing with the fish?

The fish is pan fried. Are you battering the salve or are you pan frying it? Pan frying the fish. I do a coating on it. What coating? I use corn flour and this red powder stuff called magic dust. You mean paprika? It's kind of like paprika, but it's legitimately called magic dust,

and that's my sacred ingredient. This sounds dodgy as. And then the chips, I do potatoes that I parboil, and then I cover them in oil and flour, and then I cook them in the oven. I actually do a really good potato, but it's all I do. I told you I'm coming into this. Honestly, I'm a cook fish.

You're a cook fish. You've got one thing. I'm secretly, like, cacking it at the moment because my wife's about to have our second baby. I remember what happened last time. And the pressure's going to come on me big time to cook. And I brought up the conversation with Lurs, and I was like, hey, babe, what's your thoughts on, like,

getting my food bag or something? And I'll take care of it that way and she goes, I've already ordered us freezer meals don't worry about it. She knows your strengths. She knows that she's going to need nutrition and she can't survive on fish and chips. The whole time. Oh, I hundred dials at him this afternoon

can you admit that you're a cook fish and what's your cookfish meal? Yeah, what's the meal that you are cooking to impress someone, but that's all you've got in your wheelhouse? Or maybe you're a great cook, but your partner has been revealed as a cookfish and you, like Michelle Obama, want to out them as a cookfish. You can do that this afternoon. 0800 dials at M, or you can text your cookfish meal to 9696.

Brie and Clint. We believe we've invented a new term. It's cookfish. And how would you explain what a cookfish meal to 9696. Brie and Clint. We believe we've invented a new term. It's cookfish. And how would you explain what a cookfish is, Brie? It's where you appear like you're a good cook because you've nailed one particular recipe, but you can't cook anything else. Like a catfish.

You look good in some outfits, but actually you don't look good. Well, that's what a catfish is, right? That's what it is. A catfish misrepresents themselves. They appear to be one thing, but they're another thing. So a cookfish does that with food. Yeah, they appear to be a really good

all-rounded cook, but it's just they can cook one meal. I've admitted to being a cookfish, and to all the people who are asking for details on magic dust, I think that's what it's called. I've had to being a cook fish and to all the people who are asking for details on magic dust I think that's what it's called. I've had to text my wife to find out. You just said to me off air that you get mushrooms and then you grind them up

and then you sprinkle it. I think I've been sucked in. I think it's just smoked paprika. I'm pretty sure it is. We'll figure it out. Let's go to Jordan. Hi Jordan. G'day Jordan. Hiya. Are you a cook fish or your boyfriend's a cookfish? No, my partner is the cookfish. Why?

What did he do to you, Jordan? Did he lure you into a false sense of security when you first started dating because he was cooking one amazing meal and you thought, I've caught something here, I've got to catch? Yeah, he'll only make mince-based food, like spaghetti bolognese or nachos. Jordan, that's the same meal. You make the same mince topping and that's it. You change the base.

Yep. Yeah. Exactly. But he will cut the chicken. Jordan. He'll what? He'll cut the chicken? He'll cut the chicken for me.

Oh. So that's all he has. When you're cooking, he'll cut the chicken. I thought he was sticking chicken in his mince base meals I was like, you need an intervention He'll cut my chicken when I'm cooking You've got to hang on to the ones that cut the chicken for you Absolutely

Let's go to Cheyenne Cheyenne, are you a cookfish? Yeah, I'm a cookfish I like that you can admit it to yourself, Cheyenne What do you go to? What's your go-to meal? So I have two. One's a chicken lasagna and one's a chicken pasta,

but they're the exact same thing. I just put them together differently. Wait, Shiana, as the resident Italian person on this show, a chicken lasagna? Yeah, it's just a cheese sauce and sweet chilli sauce, spinach and bacon. Wait, wait, wait. You're putting sweet chilli sauce in a lasagna? Yeah.

It's so good. Cheyenne. Listen to Cheyenne. She's trying to sell it. She's like, guys, it is... Hey, she was brave to come on here and admit to being a cookfish, and Shiana, we can confirm, we agree, you are one. And then I put some wedges

for the top layer of the lasagna. And then I crack an egg. Hi, Olivia. Hey, how are you? Olivia, are you the cookfish? Both my partner and I are the cookfishes. You're in a cookfish relationship. Yeah. What's your meal? So mine's nachos. You're in a cookfish relationship? Yeah. What's your meal?

So mine's nachos. Nachos is a classic cookfish meal by the way. You learn it at university and you never learn anything else. You throw a few things on chips and you're done. So you're making nachos. What is your partner making? He makes mince and

cheese pie from scratch. That's pretty impressive. So he's, what, is he making the dough? I don't actually know. No, he's not making the pastry. No, he doesn't, surely. Okay, can I ask, on the weekly grocery shop for your household, how many packets of mince are being purchased?

Well, actually, we've kind of had to resort to using, like, a food bag service because we can't really survive off two meals. Yeah, you're having to broaden. Hey, good on you guys for doing the work, you know? And I'm so glad that you guys found each other. I bet you wish you'd found a chicken person. If you're already the mince person, you'd wish you'd found like a chicken person or some other.

It is quite the dilemma when you're a cookfish and you get partnered with another cookfish. Especially if their cookfish dish is the same as your cookfish dish. Yeah, you're in trouble. Let's go out with Jason. Jason, you're a cookfish. Especially if their cookfish dish is the same as your cookfish dish. Yeah, you're in trouble. Let's go out with Jason. Jason, you're a cookfish. What's your meal? Stir fries, because you just switch out the sauce.

Everything else is the same. Of course it is, Jason. Living the dream. So you're living the dream with a teriyaki stir fry, a sweet and sour stir fry. It's all the same. Honey soy. Honey soy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe a honey mustard. Sate. Sate, yeah. Those are all the same. Honey soy. Honey soy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a honey mustard. Sate. Sate, yeah. Those are all the best. You're like a cuisine specialist. Jason, no matter which way you're plating it, it's still a stir fry, mate. He's a cookfish cuisine specialist.

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Brie and Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. You only got one second. the song No hesitating You only got one second One second

Your chance to win 50k FC chicken dollars if you pick the winner correctly. I thought you only said to win 50k. FC chicken dollars. Let's meet Nicole first. Hi, Nicole. G'day, Nicole. How are you?

The scores for the year are three games to Bree and two games to me. Who do you want to pick to play for you today? Clint, please. No problems. I got you. That means... That means Angela, I'm your girl. Awesome.

Let's do the thing, Ang. Let's do this. We've got this, man. Yes, girl. Anastasia's in charge of the game. What's our theme, Anastasia? This week's theme is band slash groups with four members because we've got a couple four-day weeks coming up

during the long weekend. All right. Okay, foursomes. Yeah, it's a push for a theme, isn't it? Look, we're scraping at the bottom of the barrel here. If you guys want to play the game. We decided that the sky is blue today, so we're going to do bands that have the word blue in it.

Hey, Ben, actually, let's write that down for next week, all right? Yep, we'll be using that. All right, would you guys like to hear song number one? Yes, we would. Clint. Clint. That's The Beatles and Come Together. It's a very retro song choice.

I only know it through a remix that it was on last year. I only know it because of the Michael Jackson version. Very weird choice, though. All right. It's quite a finite category of four-person. Oh, this next song will be very on everyone's radar. All right. Here's song number two. Great.

Ooh. Which one is it? Is it Little Mix? Black Magic. Are they still going? A little mix still going? No, Jessie left the band last... I think a couple have now.

No, just Jessie. You're thinking of Fifth Harmony. But are they going without Jessie or they just called it? I don't know. Yeah, right. I think they might. Brie, here's our chance. Yes, Anastasia. All right, we're sitting at one apiece. Let's hear song number three. Brie, here's our chance. Yes, Anastasia.

All right, we're sitting at one apiece. Let's hear song number three. Brie. Oh. Green Day, American Idiot. That's Brie. Can I raise a protest flag not at Brie? Green Day only has three members.

Oh, it's not. I still get the point. No, you get the point, but. Right, well, producer Anastasia's going to leave the room. Just play on song number four, please. Brie. Brie. What's the song name?

On the day I die. Come on, Brie, I'm going to need an answer. Is it Five Sauce, Youngblood? Angela, it was all your vibes, girl. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. That's awesome. You enjoy that two-piece feed. Thanks a lot.

Are you the type of person that every now and then you treat yourself? You're like, oh, I might buy myself a little treat. And I'm not talking about going to the store and buying a chocolate. Oh. I'm talking about like, you know, maybe. A significant purchase. A significant purchase or it can be anything. It can be like, oh, I want to go on a particular holiday,

so I'm going to book that. Oh, remember holidays? Yeah, holidays were good. Those were a good, yeah, those were a good way of doing this. You go, I've worked really hard for the last five years. That was a lot of people's treats, right? Yeah, I'm going to treat myself to a trip somewhere I've never been or a contiki or something like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe in rewarding yourself for hard work. Yes, I do. Yeah. Is that why you bought yourself that new car? No, I've told you before. It's a highly practical family vehicle that I bought. It has a V8.

What's in it? Shut up. It's real fast. It's a family. It's a five-star safety-rated station wagon family vehicle. Glug, glug, glug, glug. It's a responsible dad wagon, okay? Dad wagon.

There's a study that's been done which has asked people, you know, what are the things that they treat themselves with each year? And it's an array of things that people have come back with, but these are the most favoured results. So people said 43% said they go on a holiday for their annual treat. That's nice. Which, I mean, maybe less these days. But you can still go on a holiday.

You can still travel in New Zealand. 22%. Take yourself on a trip to take yourself on a trip to Morrinsville to reward yourself. I like Morrinsville. You do not.

No, you do not. There's a big giant cow and the fish and chip shop that Jacinda used to work in. Yeah, it was closed. When we went there, it was closed. I don't have anything

against Morrinsville. I'm just not out here pretending that it's one of my favourite places. Hey, Morrinsville reminds me of Stanthorpe, which is where I'm from. Cool, go there. 22% said it was eating at an expensive restaurant. Oh, that's a nice one too. Which is a cool one to do.

I really like the idea of experiences as a reward, like eating out somewhere or going on a holiday. Yeah, I agree. 21% chose visiting friends or family. Oh, yeah, that's a reward for you, is it? Yeah, that's what they're trying to play it off as. I would have thought that was just a regular thing to do, but that's okay.

Yeah, cool. Some people said placing a bet. 19% said placing a bet was their reward. Oh, yeah, that's good. Anyway, forget about all that. There's one particular stat that I was interested in that people chose as a reward for themselves each year. And a number of people admitted that cheating on their spouse

was their annual treat. What the f***? What? Yes. A number of respondents put down that cheating on their spouse. As a nice little reward. Was their reward for themselves. For what?

Like a reward for putting up with their regular partner? I don't know. Isn't that a crazy statistic? Is that like treating yourself to a trip to the knock shop or something like that? Is that what they mean? What's the knock shop? You know, the adult stuff happens and you pay for it.

Oh. Is that what they mean? Because these are purchases. Yeah, I don't know. Or is it just things to do? That's messed up. Isn't it? Also, how's that going to fly with your partner

when they find out and you're like, babe. Maybe it's a deal in their relationship. Like a hall pass once a year or something. They're like, if you make 70 grand this year, you can pass Susan. You can choose whoever you want. I've never seen you work so hard in your life. Weird and yuck, actually. Okay, I want to talk about ruthlessly cropping people out of your Instagram photos for a second.

Is this something people still do? Yeah. Is it? Dan Carter, the icon, the man, the myth, the legend, Dan Carter. Into the gap goes Carter. Daniel Carter. The greatest number 10 to ever do it. And what an underwear model as well.

He's been busted this week doing a ruthless crop. DC was at the Helberg Sports Awards this week and he put a picture on his Instagram story of him with America's Cup winners Peter Burling and Blair Chook. The skipper

and the flight controller, they were at the awards and DC was like, legends, gotta get a photo with them. He went to all, got to get a photo with them. He went to all the effort to get a shot with them and upload it to his Instagram. He even tagged them and he wrote beneath it, what a week for these two legends. And Dan Carter's got a million followers. So that's pretty cool to get tagged on his Instagram

for those boys. And it's a very awkward photo, can I say. I think that, are they socially distancing? Is that what they're doing? I don't know, but I mean well Peter Burling and Blair, they wouldn't be socially distancing because they have to sit in that

tight boat together, don't they? They're literally in the same boat. Literally. Anyway, so the photo's there. Don't worry about how awkward it is. They're in the photo together. Dan's put it up. Cool. The original photo has been uncovered and Dan Carter

has ruthlessly cropped Richie McCaw out of the picture. Richie McCaw is right beside Dan Carter in the original photo. Like close enough that their shoulders

are overlapping and DC's gone. Of all people, he's cropped out the greatest. The greatest All Black of all time. Oh, my God. And I get it.

Look, I get it. He wanted all the glory for once. Well, yeah. Well, maybe. But he's had thousands of photos with Richie. They played in the All Blacks together for over a decade. And he's gone, get out of my picture. The issue with this is that Richie was at the Halbergs that night

to receive an award for New Zealand's greatest athlete of the decade. Dan. So he's cropped Richie out on his big night. Poor Richie. This is why when Michelle Visage came in the other day, we did the show with her and me and you had a photo with her at the end, I specifically said, have a photo with just Brie.

Because I knew that if we didn't, you would ruthlessly crop me out of the photo the same way that Dan Carter's copped Richie McCaw out. Hey, at least you know. Brie and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke.

I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. Yeah, welcome back.

Last week was a big week in Fridayoke. I've got PTSD from last week. I asked, you know, I asked Ross Boss if we could do a replay of your Olivia Rodrigo driver's licence. No, you did not. He said a firm no. He said I don't get serious very often. Finally, Ross Boss coming through with the goods.

Oh, you don't want us to do that? No. Oh, right, he said yes, please. No. Oh, right. He said yes. Please, please. No, he did not. He did not. That was my choice. This week, it's your choice, and you've gone for a topical choice.

I have gone for a topical choice. Obviously, Secret Sound has taken over all of our lives over the past, what, seven weeks? Mm-hmm. And we found out at the start of the week that it was a blunt umbrella being opened. Yeah, it won Georgia $50,000. Amazing. So I thought it'd be fitting to pick Rihanna and Umbrella. And now that you've had a go at singing this,

do you still feel like it was a good choice? What a dumb decision. Here's the deal. We've both spent 15 minutes in 15 minutes only with a professional audio engineer. You're going to hear both versions of Umbrella, Breeze and mine, and then we would like five people to pick a winner.

Oh, God. Good luck. I'm dreading it. It's double bad after last week, and this week's not any better for me. You're up first. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Here we go.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Secret sound. Pardon. Blunt umbrella. Uh-huh, uh-huh. You have my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart. Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star baby cause in the dark you can't see shiny cars that's when you need me there with you i'll always share because when the sunshine we shine

together told you i'll be here forever. Said I'll always be your friend. Took a note, now stick it out till the end. Now that it's raining more than ever. Know that we'll still have each other. You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella. Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh. On my umbrella, Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Could it be any more flat? Last week, I was fully willing to pass judgment on yours because I'd done mine and I felt like mine was okay. It was a pass. I felt like it was just snuck through. It was a lot better than mine last week. That's for sure. This week, I ain't saying anything. I'm keeping my mouth shut. If anything, I'm like mine was okay. It was a pass. I felt like it snuck through. It was a lot better than mine last week, that's for sure. This week I ain't saying anything. I'm keeping

my mouth shut. If anything, I'm going to praise you. Well done. Well done. That was great. Let's hear it. I don't want to. You got to. I don't want to. Having heard yours and remembering how long it is. It's quite long. Okay, here we go. Let's just do it. It's like a bungee jump. Just rip the bandaid off.

Here we go. Oh-ho, oh-ho. Here, Brianna. Oh-ho, oh we go. Let's just do it. It's like a bungee jump. Just rip the bandaid off. Here we go. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Kia. Rihanna. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Go, go, go, bad. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Take three.

Action. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh! You have my heart And we'll never be worlds apart Baby, in magazines Yeah, you'll still be my star. Baby, cause in the dark, you can see shiny cars.

When you need me there, with you I'll always share. Because when the sun shines, we'll shine together. Told you I'll be here forever, said I'd always be your friend. Tough or not, I'ma stick it out to the end. We'll see you next time. Ella, Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella. Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh. I'm really sorry. Ooh. I'm really sorry. What happened?

The same thing that happened to you. It is. It's a really hard song to sing. It is quite hard. I tried like 15 times to try and find a vocal range of where I could attack it. Doesn't exist. I feel like this is the first week. Oh, listen to you talking it up.

I tried to do all the different ranges that I know my voice can do and none of them suited it. I feel like we need a third vote this week. Either Brie, me or a vote of no confidence. Hey, I thought listing back to mine, not bad. Okay, all right.

Could have been worse. The lines are open. Two options. Bree or me. We'll find a winner. Oh, no. Next, we need five phone calls right now on O-A-100-Tiles-N-M. Come on, guys.

To pick the winner of Friday Oki. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. Help us out and get this over with We need some winners this week for Friday Okie Where Bree had the great idea that we sing Rihanna's Umbrella Because it was the secret sound Hey, I thought it wouldn't be that hard

Turns out I was wrong, I'm sorry Someone said on 9696 Who approved this to be played out on air? No one. I was procrastinating going to the gym. Their singing was so bad, I'm now in the gym. You're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome.

We've got you some games. Okay, we need a winner. Five votes. Is it Bree? Under my umbrella. Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Or is it me? All right.

Who's got it? Let's go to Ashley. Kia ora, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hello. Ashley, don't sigh. You're like, oh, well, here we are again, guys. Who's the winner this week? I think we're going to have to vote for Brie. You're going to vote for Brie? Yeah are again, guys. Who's the winner this week? I'm going to have to vote for Brie.

You're going to vote for Brie? Yes. Yes, Ashley. I appreciate your vote. Well, good work. Let's go to Emily. Kia ora, Emily. Hello, Emily.

Hi. Hi. What are your thoughts this week, Emily? I'm going to have to go Clint. Oh. Oh. Just so I have a bit more passion or something, you know? Okay, was that what it was?

Passion? Or pitchy. Yeah. Was it the word pitchy you were looking for? It was a P word of some sort. Okay, Emily, I'll happily take the vote. Thank you. We'll go to Philippa.

Kia ora, Philippa. Hi, Philippa. Hello. Hello. What are your thoughts, Philippa? I'm going to vote for Bree. Yeah, girl. I appreciate you

How close to the original was Bree's? Spot on wasn't it Phillipa? Spot on, absolutely perfect Thanks Phillipa Good work Phillipa, let's go to Dylan Hi Dylan How's it going? Good, you got a strong opinion on who should win Friday Hockey this week?

I've got a pretty strong opinion, I have to say. Yeah? Who is it? I'm going to have to go with Mr. Passion Man, Cliff. Mr. Passion Man? I didn't know there was any passion in there. I thought it was more fear and trepidation, but I'm absolutely going to take it,

and we're going to go to tie break with Rob. Hi, Rob. All right, Rob. How's it going? You've got so much power in your hands right now, Rob. All the power. Yeah. Well, when I heard Brie, I thought Clint was going to win hands down.

And then I heard Clint, and I haven't stopped cringing. So Brie's got to take it. Yes, Rob. I was the least, the less cringing. The winner, to the winner, go the spoils. Here is your winner of Friday Okie this week. I needed something after last week. You sure we can't replay Driver's Licence?

No. You sure? Ross Boss said we would actually get taken off the air. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, come on.

We need something good for a Friday for Birthday Banger. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Well, we're about to find out. Let's get everybody charging for the weekend. Hey, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hey, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? I'm great. That's good to hear. Looking forward to the weekend? Yeah, just about to go out for dinner with family and go swimming. Good stuff. Oh, I love it.

What's your birthday, Michaela? 5th of June, 1989. All right. You were 16 in 2005 on the 5th of June. And, Michaela, this is your birthday banger. Crazy. Crazy, bro. Bam, bam. This is your birthday banger. Crazy Frog. Crazy Frog. Bam, bam.

In the news lately, actually, yesterday was in the news because people didn't realise that Crazy Frog was drawn with a male appendage. He's got a tiny little crazy wiener. Yeah. Do you like your birthday banger, Michaela? Yeah, it's still pretty out there at the kids' discos, actually. You going to bust this out at dinner tonight with the family? I could do.

Yeah, nice. Well, you can. It's your birthday banger, you know. You've got permission. Okay, wait there. Let's get Marley on. Kia ora, Marley. Hi, Marley.

Kia ora. How are you going? Good, thanks. Good. That's good to hear. So, Marley, what's your birthday? 17th of December, 81. All right, you were 16 in 1997 on the 17th of December.

And in 97, this had a number one hit. Oh, yeah. Now we're talking. And I'll be part of something, my chumbawumba. Yeah. Do you love it, Marley? I like that song. It's a good party song, eh?

Good drinking song. Yeah. Marley, you've got a ripper. Okay, let's get one more from Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi. Hi.

I heard it's your birthday tomorrow, Mackenzie. It is March 27th. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Same birthday as producer Ben. Oh, really? Yes. Wait, let's see if we got the same year.

What year were you born? 97. Oh, he was 87. No, that's me. No, I'm joking. Ben, what year were you born? Early 90s, yeah. 93?

93, yeah. Yes! Are you that old? Well, come on, mate. Hey, you're all right. No, I know I'm older. Can't throw stones in glass houses, 87. No, mate.

I'm 97 like Mackenzie. Okay, Mackenzie, let's do your birthday banger. All right, Mackenzie, you were 16 in 2013 on the 27th of March. And in 2013, this was number one. We'll never be royals. Hey, this is an awesome birthday banger. It is, it's quite a throwback. Yeah.

It is a throwback. Now, wait, weird to think that this is a throwback, but it is. That was in 2013. Lorde and Royals went to number one. Interesting that this is the same year as the Harlem Shake, which also came up this week from 2013. That's correct. Very different kinds of songs.

Very different. Okay, before we vote, Mackenzie, do you like it? No, it's good. Good, good. It's a great one. It's an iconic song. Not hard for me this week. Should we say it at the same time?

I think we're on the same page. Three, two, one. Chumbawamba. Chumbawamba. Yeah. Marley, you've won birthday beer. Congratulations. You go. Please. This is good for a Friday, Marley, you've won birthday beer. Congratulations. You got it.

Please. This is good for a Friday, Marley. Sing it loud, mate. Here we go. Brian Clint, sit in. Can the heavens gonna keep me down? I get lost down, but I get up again Can the heavens gonna keep me down? I get lost down, but I get up again Can the heavens gonna keep me down? It's in the night away

It's in the night away He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the best times. Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy. I get no doubt that I get up again, and I have another deep in doubt. I get no doubt that I get up again, and I can't go down. I can't go down.

This is the night away. This is the night away. He drinks a whiskey drink. He drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink away He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

Don't cry for me Ex-boyfriend I get no doubt That I'll get up again And they're never gonna keep me down I get no doubt When I get up again In the heavens gonna keep me down I get no doubt When I get up again In the heavens gonna keep me down

I get no doubt When I get up again In the heavens gonna keep me down I get no doubt When I get up again In the heavens gonna keep me down I get no. I can't go down Zidane, Brie and Clint. Chumbawamba. The winner of Birthday Banger for Marley today.

Good song for Friday. Marley loved that song. Anytime I'm feeling down, I whack that song on. You get up again? I get up again. And then it might get knocked down. Yeah.

But then I put this song back on. Yeah. And I get up again. What, this song? Crazy. This is a real... I love this song. This is a real motivator, yeah. You're trying to hit your PB in the

gym this Friday afternoon. Whack a bit of Crazy Frog on. Remember when all the young kids won't remember this, but they were playing this at all the nightclubs? No. I don't think I was going to clubs that were playing this. Just an nightclubs? No. No? I don't think I was going to clubs that were playing this.

Just an Aussie thing? Cool. You've thought to yourself, you know, I wonder how appealing my dad bod is. Well, there's been a study done which is going to give you the answers that you need. Right. Before we do this, do I have a dad bod? No. Don't I?

No, you're too skinny. Well, when we were on the DeLorean tour and I had to get my cat off to get in the hot tub every day, the hot tub time machine, every time I took my top off, Anastasia would go, oh, dead bod alert. I just think it's because you always call yourself cool dad or like you call yourself a hot dad. So she was just, she wasn't saying it in the sense of. Okay. Can we just clear it up before we hear your stats?

I'm trying. I'm trying to dig you out of the hole, Anastasia. Anastasia, am I a dad bod or am I a cool hot dad? Oh, whoa. Okay, whoa. It's not one or the other. I'm not saying you're the latter, but you don't have a dad bod. Right, okay.

Well, maybe I want a dad bod after this information. Yeah, you might. Well, or you might not. A study's been done asking people, singles, if they prefer a dad bod or another type of body. Okay. Type. Like a ripped bod. Like a ripped bod.

A hard bod. In this survey, they call it- A dad bod or a lad bod. They call it a Ken, a Ken body type. Oh, yeah. And the results are in. Mm-hmm. and the results are in, and the survey has found that 75% of singles prefer a dad bod.

Do they? Yep. Wow. Yep. They say they like a bit of meat on the bones. Yeah. And they are a fan. How much meat?

Big fan of the dad bod. Well, I mean, that's up for people to judge, right, because I've got an idea of what I think a dad bod well i mean that's that's up for people to judge because i've got an idea of what i think a dad bod is yeah does your dad have a dad bod uh my dad has a grandpa bod because he's a grandpa now a granddad bod a granddad bod yeah a grand old dad bod who has it i mean who has a dad bod do people like being told they've got a dad this is Who has it? I mean who has a dad bod? Do people like being told they've got a dad bod? This is the thing. It's hard to know. If you go into it saying, hey, 75% of people think dad bods are hot,

then you've changed the conversation. But I think traditionally it's got negative connotations. However, hearing that... No, I disagree with that. Right, okay. I don't know. I think it's got like quite an endearing thing attached to it. Where people are like obviously from this study, people are a fan.

Yeah, right. 75% of people. So how come there's no dad bods in the Avengers? No, that's wrong. At one point, Thor did have a dad bod. An Aquaman. Huh? Yeah, an Aquaman.

Aquaman does not have a dad bod, does it? Was it an Aquaman? No, it wasn't Aquaman. No, I've got my... Oh, you're saying in the movie. In the movie. But then I think I've got my universes confused. There's so many.

I don't blame you. Anyway, what I'm taking from this is 75% of people like a dad bod. Time to let myself go. And on that note, let's have some chippies. You enjoy those chips. You'll need a few more bags of those. Free and Clint. on that note, have some chippies You enjoy those chips, you'll need a few more bags of those This is a bit of a community PSA for what not to do if you are

currently growing, how do I put this, the devil's lettuce If you have a I'm talking about personal supply here, if you have some of that going on, yeah, rock it. Oregano. Oregano. Reggae oregano.

A Wellington stoner, let's be honest, has had a big whoopsie on Facebook. He posted a pic to the Wellington Facebook group Vic Deals, iconic page, it's got 168,000 members in it. In the picture, you can see it there, he's growing some weed in a New World little garden pot. Oh, no. And he thought it was crack up.

Of course he did. He'd be high as a kite. He posted it. Holy shit, this is so funny. He posted it in VicDeals with the caption, New World Porirua ups their little garden game.

You know when there's always those times where you think something's a good idea and the next day you're like, idiot, what was I doing? Not even the next day. Within a few minutes of the post going live, the Wellington District Police had replied to the post

just with those eyes emoji. You know the eyes? No way. They just posted eyes. You know who's got a great Facebook game? Who? Any police. Yeah.

Have you used all police's Facebook pages? They seem to have quite a good sense of humour. Not all of them. I'm sure there's some not very good ones out there. But the NZ Police in general are good. Very good. The Wellington District Police seem to have their emoji game on lock. I love it.

No news as to whether the Little Garden weed pot is still available for sale on VicDeals but if you are interested in it can I suggest a DM and not a public comment good idea because again eyeballs

I wonder if it's given you know any of the supermarkets an idea about you know what they could potentially give away next yeah

maybe some buds maybe earbuds she means earbuds. Yeah, earbuds. Anyway, Blaze up, New Zealand. Happy Friday. Back in a minute.