ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th March 2026

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Mumma Di's audition to join The Roast of Bree & Clint.  When did an item of furniture let you down?  Something of Bree's got given away by her parents...  Producer Ella's tips for looking forward to winter.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZDM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. Clint. Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to another edition of the Brie and Clint show. Hello, Bree. Gidea, mate. Bree's in Queensland.

I've just been on the quad bike Clint, rounding up some cows, moving them from paddock to paddock. You know, just the usual stuff. Oh, yeah, how'd you go? Yeah, pretty good. Do you wear a helmet on your quad bike? Yes. That's a no.

I'm going slow. I'm just going the same pace the cows are going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, I still wear a helmet, yep. Do the cows, I reckon they might need to wear a helmet when you're around on the quad bike? Yeah, look, they know what they're doing. Cows are some of the smartest animals around. I open the gates.

I don't even have to, like, move. them. They just know to run into the other paddock because there's new grass. What is this? Cow propaganda. Stop trying to sell me on cows. I'm not interested, okay? I don't have any room for a cow. Oh, come on. There's a two-for-one deal. Come on. You know, a mate of

mine tried to, not tried to, but offered me he's going to get some home kill done. And he offered me half a beast today. Do you have a very large freezer? No. No, that was the thing. I was like, oh. And I bought another mate in and I was like, what if me and

this guy go quarters and I get quarter of a beast and he goes, yeah, you can, but that's still going to be 70 kilos of beef for a quarter. You and your family will be so constipated. They won't eat it. It would be me eating my way through 70 kilos of beef alone. Let me rephrase, you're going to be so constipated. Still tempting though. Today on the show, we have more Alex Warren tickets.

Yesterday we gave that, well, we didn't. Someone else gave the tickets to Layla. that was a very cute moment on the show. My mum was listening to that. She said she cried. I'm not joking. Were you like me in that moment? I feel like your mum's with us on this.

Did that like give you hope for the future? A little bit, yeah. Yeah, there's good people out there, isn't there? Layla is going to Alex Warren. You can go to Alex Warren too. We'll give away a double pass between 4 and 5pm today. If you want to settle a little alarm, you just got to be the first person through

when you hear an Alex Warren song after 4 o'clock today. Also on the show, Clint, my mom will audition to be one of the roasters at the roast of Brian Clint. She will tell her most ruthless jokes about you and I today on the show. I'm so excited for this. Me too. I'm so excited for this. I know she's got it in her. But can she do it in the moment?

Can she be mean to us? Somewhere deep down, I know she's got that dog in her, but she is the nicest, kindest person. but we're going to force her to be the complete opposite today. First things first, let's play Trady versus Lady. The ladies had a win yesterday, which I believe actually moved them to 27. The Trades are on 19. If you would like to represent either team, we're looking for someone to call. There's 50 bucks cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC.

Play Z-N's Bree and Clint. Time for Trady versus Lady. Especially if I push this button. This is the main event. Tradey versus Ladies. Oh, that weather's even affecting how we do our jobs now, I swear. I swear. I swear.

Hey, look, this is Trady versus Lady. We love to kick off the show with it every day, and we keep score. The ladies on 27, the Trades on 19. Our ladies in Christchurch, she's 30, and she is back at work after 16 months on maternity leave. Back on the tools, Laura. Hi, Laura. How are you feeling about being back at work? Oh, it's not idea, but you've got to do what you're going to do.

How hard is that first daycare drop off when you go back to work? The worst. Don't you just feel like the worst parent in the whole world? Yes, definitely. Is it your first baby, Laura? No, second. Second. It doesn't get any easier, I bet.

You're taking on our tradie today. He's calling from Hamilton. He's 36, and he's a big fan of rugby. Welcome to the show, Jaden. Gidey, Jaden. Hey, how you going? Which rugby? Yeah, can we get a Chiefs Munner out of you, Jaden?

Oh, I don't know about that. Really? You're at Hamilton, you're a big fan of rugby and you're not Chiefs Muna. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm hardcore Chiefs Manner, yeah, for sure. You just don't want to say it. Oh, no, that's all right. I'm hardcore Czechs fan. Are you shy, Jaden?

Maybe a little. Fair enough. All right, well, Laura, your buzzer is lady. Jaden, your buzzer is Manner. and the first to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

How many stars are there on the Chinese flag? Is it five, eight or twelve? Ready? Jaden. Eight? Laura, you can swoop in here. Five or twelve? Five.

It is five. Well done. You're off to a good start. One to the ladies. Question number two. Who starred? in the lead role of the movie Liar Laya Lier.

Brady? Jayden. Yes, Jaden. Jim Carrey. It was Jim Carrey. Well done. Royal Blue. One question apiece.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song? Laura. Justin Timberlake. It is Justin Timberlake. Two to the ladies, one to the Trady. question number four. We are currently in the grips of a fuel crisis. How is oil measured on the global marketplace? Is it by the litre by the bucket or by the barrel? Brady? Jaden. Yes, Jaden.

By, oh, so you're going to get a barrel? Barrel's correct. It is the barrel, which brings us to a tiebreaker in the fifth. This is for the win. How many points do you receive in a game of rugby League for a try conversion. Trady. Yes, Jaden, for the win. Try conversions B6. You accepting that, Brie? I need more information. Just for the conversion. How many, Jaden?

Oh, just for the conversions, sorry, two. He's got it. What he meant. I knew what he meant. I know, but people would have called you out on it because of the wording, but, you know, all good. Trady victory. Well done, Jaden. Sweet. Tradey's needed that one. They sure did. They got up to 20.

Ladies stay on 26. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Hot fire Church of England news today. They've appointed their first ever female leader. Damn, breaking news. It's big news. Sarah Mull Alley got appointed today, which is exciting for the Church of England.

First time in 1,400 years. Being the head of the Church of England, I mean, I don't strive to be the head. of any church, but being the head of the Church of England seems slightly more fun than being like the head of the Catholic Church? Would you agree? Yeah, I mean, I feel like any of those positions would not be for me. No. A lot of rules. A lot of rules. Way too many rules. And I feel like I'd just be on edge all the time. You're like, well, why can't I do that? And then I'll go, because here's this book. It's 2,000 years old. It will tell you exactly why you can't do that.

Yeah, they'd be like, did you do the at-home reading? And I'd be like, no. No. Oh. I skimmed it. So we want to know, are you the only woman in your workplace? Saskia is called through. Hi, Saskia.

Hi, Saskia. Hey, how are you guys? We're good, thank you. You're the lone woman in your workplace, Saskia. Yeah, we've got one other woman. She does different kind of sites. But, yeah, I'm the only one on my side. What do you do?

I am a bulk fuel tanker driver, and I drive a. a six-axil bit train. Damn. Are you getting like a week off at the moment during the fuel crisis? No, we've actually been really busy. This is a good question, Brie, and we were pondering this before. Like, you're delivering the fuel. How bad is the situation at the moment?

Are we going to run out? No, I don't think we're going to run out. To be honest, I think it's more of a panic-by situation, like with the toilet paper. Yeah, right. We hear you. Well, that's good to know, Saskia. Question for you, though, do you ever take a little bit for yourself just in case? Skim a bit off the top.

No, I don't even get a discount. Oh, what? Yeah, I know. Oh, that's rough, Saskia. All right, Saskia, that's perfect. Thank you. We asked, are you the only woman at your workplace? Someone said, I work in the wool industry.

I'm the only female representative on the road in the whole of the South Island. Wow. Which is buzzing because the wool industry is traditionally very, like, both men and and women have important roles in the wool industry. Where are you going with this? No, nowhere. I thought you were setting yourself up for a joke and I was like, go on. What's the joke, Bree?

I don't know. That's what it sounded like it was. No, that's not the way I think. It's obviously the way you think, but it's not the way my mind works, Bree. Whatever. I'm a mechanic by trade. I've been the only woman at my work for years. I always found it great, but found that men are so much more bitchy,

and they're the worst gossips. Really? That's interesting. Fascinating. That has blown my mind that text. Very interesting. Someone said, if being a stay-at-home mom counts as a workplace, then I'm the only female in the workplace because my husband only makes boys,

and we have seven of them. Seven boys. Seven boys. You and your husband. Holy smokes. Okay, seven boys. You being a stay-at-home mom, that does count as a job.

That counts as seven jobs. Someone said, I think my sister is the only woman at a car workshop. You think? Well, I mean, maybe, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah. Because, like, generally when you go to, like, a mechanic,

so it's mainly men. Please keep me anonymous, but I'm a builder. I'm the only female in my workplace, but I don't recommend it because now I'm married to my foreman. but no regrets. Scandal. I wonder if they met on site.

Sounds like it. Yeah, it does sound like it. Someone said, dairy farmer here, I'm the only woman and dumb blonde, which doesn't help. Surely people aren't still making dumb blonde jokes in 2020. Surely not. Surely.

Surely we have evolved from that. I'm the only female cabinet maker at my company that I work for. Interesting. They said in any company that I work Wow. You were going to do your sheep sharing joke before. Do you want to make a joke about this woman making kitchens or?

No, I think I'll steer clear of it. She's learned her lesson, everybody. Yeah. Someone said, I'm the only woman. I'm the only woman drainlayer on the West Coast. Jeez, that's hard work. That is hard, hard yacker. Yeah, okay. Do you want to be the only woman in the drainlaying industry?

Did you... Yeah, I wonder if that person's still listening. Is it... Do you like it? Is it good being the only woman? Or, yeah, what are the pros and cons to that? Jim is texting and said, I agree with that female mechanic about guys being more bitchy

and massive gossips. Really? Okay. There you go. Someone said, I'm a female electrician, and yes, it sucks because we have to use the same portaloo as the men. Someone else said, I'm sorry, why didn't Saskia phone up yesterday

when you were talking about made-up names? Saski is not a made-up name. Saski has been around. Not like that. She hasn't been around, but you know what? The name Saske has been around for a long time. Jeez, you're getting yourself in trouble today, Bray. What?

Well, she has been around. She's a truck driver. You know what I mean? Dead is Brinclent. The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean McAfee. Dean, everyone is talking about the Hanovertery, the 20-year anniversary of Hannah Montana,

but people have been talking about where her best. friend on the show was? I know there is like a big question mark about why was Emily off meant not at the premiere? Why is she not a part of this project? I mean, she was the best friend in the show. She was the BFF in the show. Now, I have obviously, there's been many rumours over the years. They weren't really friends on set. They were friends on set. And then both of them have spoken out about it. Well, we now have the answer as to

why she was not present at the premiere, which is everyone was there. So I was shook. She wasn't there. She has gone on her podcast and actually said, the reason I wasn't at the premiere reunion was because I was on the set of George and Mandy. I don't even, we were shooting a TV show. I've never even heard of George and Mandy.

You know what that is? No. I've never heard of that. No. It's a TV sitcom. Oh, okay. Sitcom. Oh, okay, shady.

I didn't mean just to become a shade fest. But I just think that, okay, I, first of all, I don't believe her. I'll tell you what. Like, really, is being on set of George and Mandy, whoever that is, I'm an entertainment host. I've never heard of it.

is really you couldn't miss one David to come to the premiere of the Hannah Montana Anniversary. I call the S. Surely the producers of George and Mandy want their star to be on the biggest Disney reunion of the last 20 years as well. They give her the day off. God, I could not agree with you guys more. When I saw this news, and we've got some audio of her actually talking about why she wasn't there and saying she was on set, which she's filmed this video where she's on the set of the TV. sitcom, take a listen.

Have you ever heard of this show? It's called Panama Montana. I've never heard of that. Did you know that tomorrow is the 20-year anniversary? 20-year. We're at the Georgie and Mandy. And that's why I was not able to be a part of the 20-year reunion because we are here shooting our show.

Thank you to everybody that has stuck by us for all these years. So grateful that you guys all still love this show. I'm so proud to be a part of it. Yeah, I don't believe it for a second. He's my two sons, right? Because I am a huge Hannah Montana fan, and I know for a fact, Emily Osmond, she auditioned to be Hannah on the show. She originally was in one of the top spots to become Hannah, and then Miley Cyrus kind of swooped in and got the role. And they reckon that's where a lot of the tension was really from between the two girls when they were shooting the show.

But I have to agree, I reckon if she really wanted to be there, she would have been there. Well, Emily Osmond won in the end, didn't she? because guess who's not on George and Mandy, Miley Cyrus, so suck on that. Yeah, George and Mandy. He's like Sean Penn. Remember the other day Sean Penn couldn't go to the Oscars because he had something on?

What could you have had off? Oh, Sean Penn's a bit different. He was in Ukraine meeting with Vladimir Zelensky. So that's slightly different. I don't believe. Oh, you don't believe him? Okay. I don't believe him.

That's the T with Dean McCarthy. We're back up to this. ZD.N.'s Branklin. We're asking you, when did an item of furniture let you down? You thought you could trust it, Bree, but it was not there when you needed it. I feel like you never recover from this either. Like you'll never trust that item of furniture again. No, and we got a text about that, actually, from someone who said,

when I was 155Ks, you were suspicious of all furniture. Now I'm 85Ks, and I still don't trust chairs. And I get it, I get it, you know? I wouldn't. What? I just wouldn't. I wouldn't ever trust a chair again. Oh, that's right.

You said I wouldn't, I wouldn't. And then I heard your chair creak. And I was like, oh, oh, she's gone. Shut up. I told you. You heard it too, didn't you, Ella? You heard it. Yeah, I thought her eggs were in the air.

I said to you the other day, because I'm broadcasting from Queensland at the moment. I said, is this chair too creaky? And you go, no, we can't hear it. And it's not. It's crazy. This is the first time we've heard it the whole time you've been here. When we're talking about the structural integrity of furniture and your chair's like, I've got a goal.

I don't trust this chair anymore. Yeah, shut up. Brie will be doing the rest of the show standing. Wait, wait, wait, let's see if it creaks again. Ready? I'm going to move again. I'm going to do the exact same thing, ready? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we heard it, yeah. You didn't hear it, Claudia? Not that time. Go again, Brie. I'm sitting on the floor. I'm never trying to share again. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi Anonymous. That's you anonymous. Are you there? Oh, hi, sorry. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. When did an item of furniture let you down, Anonymous? I was a lot younger, and I was having a bit of a wild night, and the base of the bed gave way.

Yeah, you were Anonymous. Oh, you were having a wild night Anonymous. Yes. Whose bed? Your bed or theirs? It was their bed. It was so funny. We just didn't expect it to fall apart.

It's kind of like an achievement, isn't it? It's kind of like you. Well, it is. It was a sense of gratification, but it's also very funny. How many bed rungs did you break Anonymous? I can't say that. No, it was actually a flat base. It was, what do you call it?

You know, the plywood bases. It was an old, old type, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's okay. You've achieved your We Broke the Bedframe badge. Yes, yes, but I was a lot younger then. I'm a little bit older and wiser now. Oh, I reckon you could still break one if you gave it a good go on.

I think give it a go this weekend, Anonymous. Why not? Yes. I think they're a little bit harder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the real achievement will be breaking one on your own, wouldn't it, Bree? Oh, yeah, I mean, I would be impressed then.

Kirsty's here, hi, Kirsty. Hi, Kirsty. Hey, how's going? We're good. We did an item of furniture and let you down, Kirsty. So we were at a mate's just hanging out and I jumped on the lazy boy and put my legs up, leant backwards and obviously a bit too hard. Me and the lazy boy went backwards through their glass ranch slider. Oh, oh.

Oh, insult to injury, Kirsty. Oh, no. It'd be embarrassing enough to go ass over tit if you didn't go through a plate glass window, but to shatter glass. Even better, the outside camera that faces the, like, the deck caught it on camera and they decided to put it on Facebook. Oh, I need to see that. That's fantastic.

If this was the 90s, you would have been on America's Funniest Home Videos and you probably would have won the $10,000 prize, Kirsty. Oh, it was not funny at the time, but I'd love to know now. Yeah, yeah, it's good. But you didn't get hurt, though, Kirsty? No cuts or anything? No, I saw head, but no cuts, so yeah. You know, Bree, I genuinely didn't think to ask that question.

Yeah, I feel like we have a duty of care when we're asking people to share these stories. Well, you didn't ask anonymous if she got hurt when she humped the bed frame to pieces, did you? Oh, I knew she didn't get hurt. We asked, when did it an item of furniture let you down? Someone said my friend was about to sit on one of those. plastic chairs that you guys were talking about at a cafe. And the waitress said, no! And then ran over and stacked an extra chair on top.

Oh, what? Not the double structural integrity chair. Oh, I would rather break the chair. You know what I mean? Yeah, kind of. Kind of. Yeah, yeah. I would rather break it.

At least people would then feel sorry for me, you know? Someone said, my sister and her husband went to go and look at churches for their wedding. And as he sat down on the chairs, the whole thing. thing collapsed, that's an omen. In a church, that is an omen. That's a sign from God. It is. Yeah.

It's a sign for, I think it's a sign for her to go, babe, not this one. This isn't the one. Not this guy. The fabric of my pants once made me slip off my office chair as I went to sit down, and I fell off and I bruised my ribs. Wow. Oh. You must have been moving with pace.

The office wear of the 2010s, Brie, you will remember. Very shiny, very sort of like, very polyester. I'm picturing like a pencil skirt with a high sheen to it and you've just slipped right off that biatch. A recipe for disaster. It's like a work slippery dip. Someone else takes through this might be my favourite tegs. It says, I was at a male strip review.

Flimsy chair did not survive me in the stripper. Me on the bottom, him flailing on the top of me just in his G-string. There may have also been whipped cream involved. To his credit, his only concern was that I wasn't. wasn't hurt. First and last time I went to a male review. Surely, at the very least, the chairs that you put in at a strip club need to be able to hold two people. At the least. They need to be reinforced. I feel like they need to be tested for five people. You know, once you include two people of varying sizes and you include a bit of thrusting, a bit of bumping

and grinding, surely you get better chairs. Yeah, I mean, I feel like that is standard practice, like at all male reviews. And that's why. one of the members of Magic Mike was a carpenter so that he could fix the chairs. See, it's smart. Two birds, one stone. Not me, but my auntie, heavily pregnant, went to the toilet and it cracked underneath her. We had to get her brother and father

to lift her off with her knickers around her ankles. No! Oh, no. No! Oh! What would you rather? What would you rather? Yeah.

That situation, and you have to be lifted off the toilet, or you put your back out when you get out of the shower and you're naked and someone has to come in and lift you off the bath mat. The shower one, because the toilet one, you've sat down, you've probably done your business in the toilet and it's cracked so you can't flush it. And then the people that save you are your brother and father,

the two people who are allowed to roast you for the rest of your life? Yeah, that's a no from me forever. Never, ever again. I could never look my brother and my dad in the eye again. A chair broke on me. on Sunday smack into the concrete floor in my mum's retail store in front of all of her customers. My whole bum is still black and blue. E, not the bum bruised.

That happened recently. Someone said I had a bed with the worst bed leg replacement. I kept catching my toes on them. One day I was rushing and I hit it so hard that it ripped my toenail off. I got rid of that bed for safety reasons and my nail still hasn't been the same since. There's nothing worse than that because you're furious and the only thing you can be furious is an inanimate object.

Yeah. Isn't that interesting though? Have you found this in your life, Clint, where certain furniture, I have to agree with this person that takes through. Like the bed legs or like the coffee, certain furniture just catches your toes more than others. Yeah, yeah. And why doesn't happen on door frames?

It's always a corner of a bed. Yeah. Last one, we asked, when did an item of furniture let you down? They said, once during a date, which was definitely a one-night date after this, a Tinder boy took me back to his place and he pushed me onto his bed.

Mind you, it was a bloody slapbed. Oh, no. I went right through the thing. Absolutely. Then most embarrassing, absolutely most embarrassing date of my life. I'm not a small girl either. What was he thinking?

Well, he thought he was being romantic. That's the issue. Yeah. That is, as a fellow not small girl, myself, that is my worst nightmare. You know when you're in the heat of the moment, you're like, oh, this is so hot. And we all fear that happening.

And you don't recover. It's like an Austin Powers sketch. It really is, eh? Slats are flying everywhere. Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. You lost what's the plot last week, Bree? Your first loss of 2026. I'm not going to lie, I'm still spewing about it.

And you know why? It was heaps of money, too. It was like 550 bucks. Yeah. I'm spewing about it because he'd beaten me before. And I think, because he said it before we started playing, he got straight into my head, you know, and I let it get the better of me.

I bet he'd never beaten you before. I bet he just said that. Oh, you watch the person who calls up today is going to say, I've beaten you before. Well, it's low stakes today, so the pressure is off. Yeah, true. We reset the jackpot every time Bree loses, which isn't often, but today we have,

and we're right back at $50 cash, which is... Better than nothing. Well, let me just figure it out. Let's say $91 is $3.50 a liter. So divided by $3.50. Oh, mate, that's almost 15 liters of petrol. You can fill up the lawnmower for that.

Guys, that's all, $50, that's almost quarter of a tank. God. So do you want it? 50 bucks cash. Really, you're playing for the glory and the ability to say that you are a what's the plot champion and you have beat Bree in this game. If you've never heard it, it's very simple.

I read out plot lines to famous movies. And you've got to tell me the name of the movie before Breed does. If you're up for it, 0800 dial ZM. Call us now and we'll play What's the Plot with you? The ZM Podcast Network. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

That she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot. Our famous movie guessing game where the jackpot has been reset to $50. And if Amber can guess two movies correctly before Bree does, she'll be in the What's the Plot Hall of Fame. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi, how are you?

We're good. Our champ last week got in Bree's head by saying he'd beat her before. Have you ever played before, Amber? No, I haven't. Okay. No. So there's no way you would have beaten Bree then. Have you beaten her in the car?

No. No. Amber, you should just lie. Just lie and say that you have. Ready? Hey Amber, have you played before and beaten me? No. Yeah, I have.

But Bree, what if she is lying? What if she's using a different kind of lying? Oh, stop it. Stop it. Okay, now. What if she's like, no, I'm really bad at this. Yeah, that also gets into my head. She could be sharking you.

Okay, guys, I'll give you the rules very quickly. out these plot lines, you buzz in with your name. As soon as you want to have a guess, you don't wait for me to finish the plotline. You just get in there as soon as you've got a whiff. Tell me the name of the movie, you get a point. First person to two points wins the game. And our theme this week, because Bree is currently back home on the family farm in Queensland, we have chosen movies that are all set, at least partly, on a farm.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Good luck, everybody. I'm trying to think of one movie that is like that, and I can't think of a single one. Well, here comes the first plot line. Like many teenagers, our hero juggles family friends in school. But unlike her peers, she has a huge secret.

She is living a double life. When her celebrity personas soaring popularity threatens to... The Hannah Montana movie. Get in. Correct. I've never seen it. Does she live on a farm? No, she goes, well, she moves to the city to be Hannah Montana,

but the whole Hannah Montana movie is set by her going back to the farm where she grew up. Ah, there you go. Have you seen it, Amber? I think I've seen parts of it. Yeah. Not the full movie, yeah. All right, movie. It's the climb. Movie number two.

Movie number two, set on a farm. A band of feathered friends are doomed to a life of that. Three. Chicken run. She's back. She's back. back. Sorry, Amber, not to be.

We can't give you the $50 cash. We can give you the consolation prize, which is 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, wow. Awesome. Thanks for playing, Amber. Call back any time, okay? Thanks, guys.

You're welcome. You're very quick to invite the people that you beat back to play, aren't you? Shut up. Where was that last week when you got thrashed? He's never invited back. He's like, take your money and piss off. It's ZAM.

Bree and Clint podcast. Large parts of the country getting absolutely pounded at the moment by the weather. Northland, Fungare, Auckland, parts of the Coramandel. Absolute shit show, Bree. It's awful. Awful. If we hadn't already endured enough, really feeling for those guys, I know there are people who are dealing with flooding and all kinds of dramas.

So we're thinking of you guys. Well, we have something for you. Our producer Ella has come through today with Ella's top tips for looking forward to winter. Welcome to the show Ella. Hooray! Hooray! It feels a bit off now, but here we go. No, no, no, no.

We got flooded in summer as well. True. It's not just a winter thing anymore. Oh, gosh. Feels great. But no, everyone who is feeling a bit nervous about the sun going down earlier, winter hair, the cold, everything,

I find a lot of us do get a bit sad. So... So you... I feel like you're downplaying it. A little bit sad. Okay, really sad and I want to cry. It's seasonal depression is what it. It is.

Oh, hell yeah. Some real things, seasonally affected depression. Oh, it really is. It is. Yeah, yeah. So can I be clear, you're not someone who loves winter. No. You are someone who is trying to get themselves excited for winter.

Literally, I had a shower and I was like, oh, yay. At least winter's coming, I can have warmer showers. Warmer showers. Is that one of your tips? No, no, that's just where it's stemmed. Okay, so I've got five. Five tips. Five tips.

I'm ready. Yeah. Starting from five guys, look forward to Mandarin season. We love Mandarin. I do love mandarin. I do love mandarin seasons. I don't know if I love mandarins that much

that I'm willing to endure temperatures that are icy. It is go time for citrus though, isn't it? I looked out at the lemon tree the other day bumper crop on the way. Oh, and guise, fecalers. Yeah, I am excited about that. Okay, that's good Ella.

What else you got? I got it's hot chocolate and mold wine time. Yeah. Are you making mold wine at home? How much mold wine? wine are you making? No, you usually go to the pub and enjoy it, right? I don't know how to make it.

Could you make it, Brian? Bring it in, thanks. Number three. What the hell? You can make it at home. People make it in the crock pot. Oh, yeah. Winter's just got worse.

How I had to make bloody mulled wine for everyone. I'd love to sit at home and drink a whole crock pot of wine. What is he's delightful? It sounds great. Oh, what are you making in your crock pot? Mould wine. Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight? Just one crock pot.

That doesn't count, right? Number three, winter fashion is elite. I love wearing, like, layers and fancy jeans. You could try a little boot with it as well or a coat. Yeah, okay. I'll give it to you because I know some people do feel that way. I do find that, I mean, depends where you are in the country. Like, if you're in Queenstown, yes, I feel like you're getting the full extent of winter fashion.

But if you're like, you know, in Auckland Yeah, you're so right, yeah. Like it's kind of just you have to put a jumper on. Auckland's not cold enough to go full winter. You're right. Yeah. It's not scarf weather. Yeah, but it's not short weather either.

No. Yeah, no. Yeah, maybe in between. Okay, yeah, I'll give it to you that. Well, do what you want with that. Number two, this is, Ella's over it already. She's like bloody negative Nancy. I'm holding on.

Yeah, okay, two more. I don't have one of these, but if you do, I'm jealous. You have a fireplace, light it. Oh, I'm into that one. So good. You feel like you're back in the olden days? However the idiot is who owned my house before me and put a gas fire in where the fireplace is. If you're listening, can I just say you and I need to have words

because you've ripped us off. I would love to see you try clean a fireplace. Do you know the fireplace in my house? Because my house is like 100 years old. They blocked the chimney over. Let's do that. Bring them back. I'm going somewhere for Easter and you've got a fireplace

and that's all I'm looking bored to. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Go do that. Okay, this is the big one. If you just joined us, these are Ella's tips for how to get yourself excited for winter. She's reframing a negative as a positive. Here we go.

Ella, what's your top tip? The sun's down early, which means you don't feel guilty. Going to the movies or watching TV on the couch. Let's go. I feel like I like the fireball. Yeah, I like the fireplace one bit too. It's already dark at the movies. Who cares what it is outside? Well, if it's sunny, I feel

guilty, all right? I mean, that's a fair point. Oh, yeah. To be honest, you had me a whole crock pot of wine. Let's turn our sad winter blues into fun winter. Winter is coming. Let's go. Let's go.

Lash winter. A ZM's Breinclin podcast. Clint, I am currently at home. at my family home in Country Queensland, Australia. And on Monday, I talk to you, Clint, about the fact that there might be something here from my childhood that could be worth a lot of money.

I remember this, and I haven't heard a lot about it since we had that conversation four days ago, Bree. Yes, correct. Well, I have an update for you. The thing that we talked about was my old binder full of original Pokemon cards. I couldn't remember exactly what ones I had, but it was something very important from my childhood.

The Pokemon cards and the Pokemon Binder, it meant a lot to me. And potentially very important financially. Some of those cards are worth well into the six figures these days, aren't they? Yeah, they sure are. but it has a lot of sentimental value to me. Yeah, I'm sure it does, but if someone offered you a hundred grand, I feel like you'd part with it.

They can take it. But I said to my mum, this was a number of years ago when Pokemon cards kind of started popping off because Logan Paul was kind of, you know, collecting them. And I text my mum because they moved from my family house

to the house that they're in now. And I said to her, hey, if you find my Pokemon card binder with my Pokemon cards, can you please keep it safe? Can you put it in my room at your new place and just keep it safe for me? It's like one of the only things I asked of her to keep safe. And over the last couple of days, we have been searching high and low for these Pokemon cards because she did find it a few years ago and she did put it in my room. I had seen it.

I knew it existed. It was here. it was safe. But over the last couple of days, we haven't been able to find it. Well, yesterday, we figured out that my mum had actually given it away to my brother.

Oh, treason. And look, I'm not going to lie, it did cause a bit of a rift. There was a disagreement. I was quite hurt by the fact that she'd given away something that I told her meant to not to me. I heard there was tears.

There was... Genuinely, I heard there was tears. Look, there might have been tears. Over Pokemon cards. It's not over the cards, though. Well, it is. It is over the Pokemon cards, but it's not. It's what the cards represent, Clem.

My favorite part about this is that your brother took them, knowing full well that they weren't his, and knowing full well that you wanted them, and at the sniff of being offered them, He was like, oh yeah, I'll have that. Well, here's the thing. He is claiming that they're his. Oh, my brothers do this as well.

Yes. Yeah. So here's where the plot thickens because my brother and I were both very into Pokemon. And he's claiming that the Pokemon card binder and the cards are his. And he goes, well, these are mine. I don't know where yours are, but these are mine.

So him and I have been in this discussion where, to be honest, we don't know whose they actually are. I am quite definite their mind because the binder of the Pokemon, that the Pokemon cards are in, was released in a year where he would have been super young and obviously I'm a bit older. So, I mean, this has gone real deep. It's gone real deep.

Ultimately, you're upset that your parents gave away something that you still wanted, albeit something that you took no care of, you left it at their house, you moved out, you left them to move house on their own, to pack everything up and shift it. across to another farm and at the crux of it, you're upset that they gave away something that you care about.

Look, you raised some great points and I have since, you know, reflected and have realised... I'm on no one's side here, by the way. I'm on no one's side. Yeah. It's just a statement of facts. Yeah, no, I hear what you're saying

and I completely agree with you. And it has since been worked out. It's been put to bed. And we move on, Clint. We move on. We want to ask you because it is very relatable. We want to know what is the thing that your parents gave away that you thought either belonged to you or you had dibs on it.

You were like, what do you mean you got rid of X, Y, Z family heirloom? What do you mean you got rid of Nans, whatever, desk, whatever it is? I was meant to have that. What's the thing that went? And parents love a downsize. After you move out, parents love a downsize. And when my kids move out, you know what I'm doing? I'm freaking downsizing.

So there's warring factions here, and when there are these trigger items, it can cause absolute chaos, can't it, Bree? Oh, it really can. And it's, like you said, Clint, it's very relatable. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM, what did your parents get rid of of yours that you really wanted? Play Z&M's Bree and Clint.

What did your parents give away that was yours when you really still wanted it? Bree's furious because her mum gave away her Pokemon card collection. I'm not. I'm not going to get upset. I'm not going to get upset. But yes, I said to mum, the one thing from my childhood, please keep safe. Yeah.

She gave it to my brother. He's claiming their his. I'm claiming their mine. It's a full-on family feud. Was it the one thing or was it also the entire cabinet of trophies and medals and sports certificates that you wanted her to hold on to as well? Well, she wanted to hang on to those because there's the shrine in their house for me. Oh, that had nothing to do with you, did it?

No, no, nothing to do with me. You just wanted the book on guys. So what was it? What did your parents gave away that really upset you? Jessica's here. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi.

How long ago are we talking, first of all? I was 14, so I don't want to think my age, but 20-something years ago. Yeah, right, and we're still not over it. What was the thing your parents gave away? My vintage trolls. also they're, yeah. Troll dolls. Yeah.

Troll dolls. I would have been, yeah, 14, and I had a house, a troll house and everything. Is this purely sentimental or are those vintage trolls worth something these days too? They're worth, quite a bat. Actually, I think about $20 plus, depending on which ones, but they're worth a bat. And wait, can I ask Jessica, when did your mum give them away when you were 14? or like when I was 14

so because I had young cousins that had come to visit and they were playing with them oh no she doesn't she doesn't play with them anymore do you girls want them no it's so common

was one of those things where I was like I didn't know how to say like no they're of mine yeah no you can't re-home someone's positions while they still live in the house we can kind of justify if you've moved out and forgotten about the thing but if you're still there in the house

That seems inappropriate. Seems that your mum was trolling you, Jess. Yes, she was. She did make up for it. So on my 30th birthday, she spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars to buy me a big bulk lot of vintage trolls. Oh, Jess, you must have made your mum feel awful. I think it was just generally everybody would say, where are your trolls?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, poor mum. We knew where my troll. Well, even, can you say on the radio, Mum, I feel. forgive you for giving away my trolls when I was 14? Definitely, Mum, I forgive you for giving away my trolls when I was 14. No, take that. Let's go to Jade on 800,000 M.

Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hey. What did your parents give away, Jade, that you still wanted? So when I was 19, I went on like a missionary tour to help out with some construction in South America. Okay. And the project was going to last a little bit longer, but I didn't have enough money to stay.

So I called mum and dad and I said, well, you guys help me to stay. They're like, yeah, sure. Finished the tour, came back home, thought that they had supported me with, like, their own money. But they'd actually just sold everything in my bedroom. Get the hell out of here. Are you kidding me? They sold your stuff so you could continue on with your trip where you were helping other people. That's crazy.

I reckon this is ulterior motives. I reckon they wanted your bedroom. room empty. They wanted to turn it into a gym or a movie room or something. And then you called asking for help. And they're like, this is our opportunity. She can't blame us. We're just helping her.

Oh, wow. Yes, and I couldn't blame them because, you know, the money that they got from the stuff of mine that they sold. I mean, I used it to be there and do the construction and stuff. You can kind of blame them. I think you can kind of blame for that. Do you remember, Jade, what was some of the bigger items that they sold or you can't remember?

I just, you know, just like the curated closet that you have as a teenager, you know, things you've... They sold your clothes? Yeah, all my clothes and everything. I was like, oh, finally get home because I just left with a suitcase of stuff. And I was like, I'll go home, finally have other clothes after living in the same stuff for six months. You would have gone from... You would have gone from charity work at a charity case overnight. Pretty much.

That's awful. The closet, and there was just this one dress tagging. I was like, where's all my stuff? She was like, well, mum said to me, no, I sold all your stuff because you wanted to stay over there. And then I realized you were coming back, so I went to the second hand job and got you a dress. Oh, wow. Wow, stick the knife in. Thanks, Jade.

Great story. Victoria's here. Hey, Vic. Hi, Vic. How are you? Hi, we're good. What was the thing that you still wanted that your parents gave away? My parents, it was my mother-in-law.

Okay. And she rehomed our pet goats. Without your knowledge? Our knowledge. We were building our house when we lived with her while we're on the family farm. Yeah. Great. And my partner is a sucker for animals and acquired goats that then became seven.

And we moved into our house just down the road. And we weren't allowed to put them all over paddocks in at that stage. And they had to see the goats and they were gone. Oh, what? I love that it's your mother-in-law, too. Like, it's not. Not my mum. Yeah, we heard the stress on that mother-in-law.

And it's excess stressful because you can't get as angry at your mother-in-law as you can at your own mother, right, Vic? Definitely not, definitely not. The worst part was here to explain to the kids where the goats had gone. It's over on the grandchildren's day. Your father's mother got rid of the goats. Ask her where they are. You can't be mean to her face or get angry at your mother-in-law, but you can call a national radio show and have a vent.

Good on you, Vic. We asked, what did your parents get rid of that you still wanted? Someone said my mum donated our original Nintendo S&S system with about 30 games, including the original duck shooter game. Roperable. That would be worth a fortune now. Someone said, my sister gave away my clothes era six months ago. I'm still dark about it.

My mum got rid of my Mason Pearson hairbrush, if you know, you know. And I know. My wife has educated me on the Mason Pearson hairbrush. Bree, that's a lifetime hairbrush. You buy a wine that lasts forever. You're meant to pass it down from generation to generation. Yeah, right. And why would someone give that away then?

She mustn't have known. She mustn't have known. God, she needs to get educated on her hairbrushes. Someone else said, I always claimed my granddad's car as mine. Even he said I could have it. When he passed away, the family just gave it away. Gutted. My parents gave me a holiday Barbie doll for my birthday one year for Christmas.

Then my parents had my little sister, and I caught her playing with it, in my room. My parents then said to her that she can keep it without my permission. She ripped the head off my holiday Barbie doll. And to end that story, the Barbie doll is now worth three grand. Oh! See, this is what causes riffs between siblings, you know?

You're wrong, though, that Barbie doll is worth three grand with a head on. Yeah, true. Your one's worth much less. That definitely makes it better. Someone else said, I had a PS2 and my mum gave it to my next. It's gone forever now, but really wish I had it to play all the classics like Spiro and Barbie. Dream. I said before that parents love a downsize and that when my kids move out, we will downsize.

Someone said, ha, Clint, you think your kids are going to move out? My husband and I ended up moving out and leaving the kids with the house to deal with all the stuff. Wow, that's a power move. That is a power move. Smart way to do it, really. This one is quite dark. It says my dad burned my mother's cookbooks when she died. they were supposed to be for me and my sister.

I'm not sure if it's the same. Oh, that's... I wonder if he did it. Did he do it on purpose? Because that is completely messed up. Or was it an accident? Or did he really, really hate your mum's cooking? And he was like...

Was he like, oh, I'm never having this bloody casserole again? Last one, what did your parents give away without asking you? Someone texted and said, my parents got rid of my foreskin. I was still using that. Can't get that back either, Clint, that's gone forever. Can't go down to the sallies and grab you're a new foreskin, can you? No, no.

No, no. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. They're still a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday bangers. They're the number one song's on your 16th birthday, and we'll figure out three and play one.

Eleanor is here, and they're going to do mum's birthday banger. Hi, Eleanor. Hi, Eleanor. Hi, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. You've got a great name.

name, Eleanor? Thanks. How old are you? Eight. You're eight. And what's your mum's name? Jennifer. Okay, great.

Eleanor, what is mum's birthday? Um, 16th of April, 1981. Good job, Eleanor. That means your mum was 16 in 1997, and this is her birthday bang. Oh, it's beautiful. It's a stunner.

Savage Garden. It's one of mine and Bree's favorites. Although I don't know if you would know it, Eleanor. Do you know Savage Garden? Yes, and my mom loves it. Yeah. Great news, Eleanor. That's awesome.

Good result. Let's do Hannah's birthday banger. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. How's your day, best? That's going to be really hard to beat today, Hannah. I know.

Yeah. That is a banger. But you never know, Hannah. Let's see what yours is. What is your birthday? 7th of December 2003. All right. means Hannah, you were 16 in 2019.

And on the 7th of December, not 2019, this was number one. Post Malone. Do you like Post Malone, Hannah? Post Malone, I do. Yeah. That is a good one. It is a good one. It's no Savage Garden, though.

That's the problem. No, it's not really. But you never know. Let's go to Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hello. Hello.

What have you been doing today, Bella? I've actually been at a conference all day, so sometimes. God, that sounds so boring. Was it a, do they have anything fun? Did they have like a celebrity guest or anything? No. There was, um, a lolly jar, but that's about it. A lolly jar?

Was there free lunch? Uh, there was, there was free lunch. Okay. That's a win. Yeah. Yeah. That is a win. Hey, let's see if we can get you another win.

What is your birthday, mate? Uh, is the 8th of August 2001. Right. Right. That means Bella, you were 16 and 2017. And on your 16th birthday. They, this was at the top. Despacito.

I'm into it. Oh my God, this song had a choke, hold on people in 2017. Yes, yes. Do you like it, Bella? I do like it, yeah. Love me a bit of Justin Bieber. Hell yeah. Yeah, I like it too.

All right, wait there, the Beeb's Posty and Savage Garden. Should we pretend to think about it for a minute? God, I'm going back and forth. I wonder if we're going to have to go to Claudia for this one. It's so hard to figure out what we're going to do. Three, two, one, Savage Garden. Obviously. Hey, Eleanor, you just won birthday banger for your mum.

Nice work, Eleanor. This is for you. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. And Jennifer, Savage Garden, Zid M. Zatim. Savage Garden.

It's the winner of Birthday Bancland. today from 1997. I enjoyed that. Did you enjoy that, Bree? Oh, is Bree gone? Who have I been singing to for the last five minutes? How have I been talking to? She's just called producer Claude. She dropped off and closed a laptop. Oh, Buzzie. Why did she do that? She's a rookie.

I'm back. Oh, hey, Bree, welcome back. I'm back. I sung that entire Savage Garden. song to you. Did you miss it? I'm so gutted. I miss that whole thing. Oh, that's so embarrassing for me. Worst timing for me to accidentally close my laptop. Oh, gutted. Z-N's Brian Clint. The roast of Breanne's Breanne's International Comedy Festival. It's happening at the Q Theatre on the 8th of May.

The tickets are on sale now. And there is still room on the line-up of roasters, isn't there, Bri? We could fit a couple more roasters on there. Yeah, we do have a little bit more room. I'm coming. I'm currently broadcasting from my home in Stanthorpe Australia with my mum and dad here. And mum said to me, she's like, I'd love to come to the roast. I'm very keen. She also said, I think I could be one of the roasters. Yeah, right.

Okay. I kind of believe her, but I need to hear proof, you know? Yeah. And I mean, funny that, because right here next to me is Mum and I, who is willing to audition to be one of the roasters right here right now, Good evening, Mama Di. Good evening, guys. How are you going? Is it a dream of yours to make fun of us in front of a live audience?

Oh, what? It's a dream to do that and maybe actually get paid for once. Oh. Wow. She's already in the zone. The roasting's already started. Shots fired. Shots fired. Oh, well, I mean, there's a lot of material there, so we have to kind of sift her through it, don't we? We're going to offer you that opportunity right now as an audition, live on the radio.

You can roast Bree and you can roast me. up for it? I reckon I'll have a go. I mean, as I said, I've got a lot of material, and I've come down to a few bits and pieces. Worth a shot. Worth a shot. How are you lining up first, Mama Di?

I think I'll line you up first, Clint. All right, well... Oh, God, here we go. Mama Di, listen to me. Do your worst. Go on, Mum, get him. Oh, yeah, well, I'm starting to kind of sweat a bit here, but Clint, your opinions are a little bit like subtitles.

Technically there, but no one really cares. Shots fired. Yeah, and Clint, honestly, you're nearly 40 and you're still DJing? I mean, I didn't even think that was legal. You got you good. Not even legal. You got any more for Clint? Well, you know, I, I,

You know, Clint, you've known you for many years. You have, yeah. And, you know, you're becoming like a son to me. But unfortunately not the one I really wanted. Holy hell. The son you never wanted. Holy smokes. So I don't have a choice with you.

I can't kind of hand you back. No, you can't. With Brianna. Yeah. Not bad, diet. Not bad. You went a bit personal with the age stuff there, which you've got to do. You know?

Yeah, I think it was pretty bloody good. Yeah, not bad at all. I want to hear what you've got lined up for Bree, though. And I want to hear how brave you are with the roasts when the person is sitting right next to you. Easy for you to come at me across the ditch there, but what about when Bree's in the same room as you, Dye? Well, I'm right next to the door, so I'm ready to leave when I need to. Yeah, good. That's good.

As long as you know where the door is. Are you ready? I am ready. So, Brianna, we've told you. in the past that we moved to this house because we wanted to come here because we sold but in actual fact the plumbing became so bad at the other house because of what your antics were in the toilet

that we had to move because it wasn't fixable this is being broadcast to all of New Zealand mum Damn, Breed destroyed the toilet at the old house so bad you had to move Roasted Well that's only that really the tip of the iceberg as a child Brianna we all know dominated the basketball court but she obviously did that because she was four times bigger than anyone else

and you know when you become a big foot well then that's the way it goes excuse I'm your daughter well I'm trying to get paid for this gig so I'm putting in my best effort You bloody bred this Sasquatch over here, thank you very much. I came out of you. She's roasting you as a child. Oh, far out. I love it, I love it.

Have you got any more? Oh, just one last thing. Okay. We do love Brianna coming home for Christmas, mainly because she empties the freezer and the fridge and everything else. Because she'd talk about it, and then it's, you know, it stops her from talking. So the more she eats, the more she shuts up

and we can get on with everyone else. That joke rolled into a, I talk too much joke. It was the old one-two. God, she hit me with the left and then nailed me with the right. Well, I have to come in swinging if I'm going to, you know. Bloody deal. Upper case. Make the bill, Brianna.

Claudia, what do you reckon? Bree and I are wounded. Has Dye earned a spot on the roach of Bree and Cleggie? 100%. She should open and close the show. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.