ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th May 2023

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

Sending messages to the wrong people. Should men sit to pee? Bree's top 5 phone apps. Fridayoke. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Friday edition of the Brie and Clint Show. Happy Friday everyone. We do love a Friday on this show. I mean, well, who doesn't love a Friday? Who doesn't love a Friday? People who work weekends. Yeah, I reckon people are still in a better mood on a Friday.
Starting point is 00:00:27 So even if you have to work tomorrow, you get to hang out with people in a good mood today. Yeah, but still. God, I feel for you. Shift workers. Yep, shift workers. People on a rotating roster. People on a four-day-on, three-day-off situation.
Starting point is 00:00:40 People who work more than five days a week. Wait, no. Four days on, three days off is the dream. I don't take that. Yeah, what are you talking about? That's what we've been asking for. I don't know, man. I'm just really preoccupied with the fact that you guys are going to hear my genuine pony this afternoon
Starting point is 00:00:56 for Friday Oaky. Producers, can you please get me a stick ready because I'm going to have to be hitting people away with a stick. You reckon yours has got sex appeal? Oh, mate, it's got to ooze. I haven't heard it. Can you hit me with the stick, please, just to... Yeah, I'll keep you away from me.
Starting point is 00:01:17 I'll just be shaking in the corner after my place. Oh, not to keep you away from me, just to put you out of your misery. No, I'll promise to keep away from you, don't worry. Yeah, genuine pony. Something a little different for Friday Oki this afternoon. That's at five o'clock. At four o'clock, we're going to give you the last item for Add to Cart. And right now, we invite you to play Tradiverse Lady.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Yeah, there's $50 cash up for grabs, thanks to KFC. If you want it, you can call now 0800-DIAL-ZM and you'll go head-to-head with someone else next. Ten-point split in favour of the ladies. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. The tradies having a great couple of days, getting a few wins back on the board.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Brings them to 39 for the year. The ladies still out in front though on 49. We're going to go to our lady first in the Garden City Christchurch. She is 28 and she owns 70 houses. Oh no, 70 house plants. I was going to say. Welcome to the show, Lucy. G'day Lucy. Hi. I bet you'd rather own 70 houses. Yeah, for sure. Have you got a Monstera Deliciosa? Yes, I've got
Starting point is 00:02:28 two, yeah. Have you got a Ficus Robusta? Yes, I do. Have you got a cactus? Yes, I do. Yeah, nice. Have you got a... What's those ones we can't keep alive? Have you got a... A...
Starting point is 00:02:42 An orchid. Have you got an orchid? No, I don't have an orchid. An orchid. Have you got an orchid? No, I don't have an orchid. No one knows how to keep an orchid alive. Too temperamental. Let's go to our tradie. He's calling from the NACI. He's 30 years old,
Starting point is 00:02:53 and he always gets the Waikato Draft questions correct. Welcome to the show, Ethan. G'day, Ethan. Well, that's going to bode well for you in this game then. Yeah. Yeah, g'day. Yeah, hopefully. Is that just from drinking so much Waikato draft that you've memorised the answers to the questions under the cap?
Starting point is 00:03:12 Nah, Waikato questions are pretty easy. They're quite simple up there. Ethan, shots fired. What's the regional beer of Taranaki? Like, what's your brew? I'm the Korean man myself, but I'll drink anything free. Anything free. Okay, perfect.
Starting point is 00:03:29 You and me both. Ethan, your buzzer is tradie. Lucy, yours is lady. Whoever gets three questions correct first gets 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What plant is known to help heal slash soothe sunburn?
Starting point is 00:03:45 Lady. I'm going to say Lucy just got in there. Is that the aloe vera? It is aloe vera. That question was right up your alley, Lucy, so I'm glad you jumped on it. And it was written before you called through, so there's no cheating involved here.
Starting point is 00:04:00 No, no. Question number two, one to the ladies. I see dead people. Is a line from which horror film? Brady. Yes, no. Question number two, one to the ladies. I see dead people. Is a line from which horror film? Brady. Yes, Ethan. The Sixth Sense. It is, of course, The Sixth Sense.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. With? Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis, that's right. One apiece, question... Ashley Olsen, Olse, Olsey Olsen, Ashley Olsen page. Should have stopped at Bruce Willis. What was the kid's name?
Starting point is 00:04:28 I can't remember. Hayley Joel Osmond. Macaulay Culkin. That's correct. Hayley Joel Osmond. Question number three. One apiece. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Ethan.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Oasis. It is, of course, Oasis, Wonderwall. Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one here, Lucy, to stay in it. Question number four. What are the three colours that appear on the Italian national flag? Ladies.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Yes, Lucy. Is it white, blue and red? No, that's incorrect. That would be the French flag, Ethan, for the win. Green, white and orange? Ugh. No. It's red, white and green, I'm afraid.
Starting point is 00:05:17 No points there for anyone. Guys. What? I love Lucy. She goes, whoops. Whoops. All right, guysops. Whoops. All right, guys.
Starting point is 00:05:26 No points there. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. In the TV show Friends, what is Joey Tribbiani's famous pickup line? Yes, Ethan, for the win. How you doing? He's got the win. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Oh, bugger Lucy. Couldn't quite get there. But, Ethan, we got $50 cash for you for a Friday. Bloody beautiful. Bloody beautiful. Good game, guys. That was fun. Nice work, guys.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Thank you. Have a good weekend. How you doing? How you doing? Tradies get a win to end the week. Oh, Spice Girls. What a banger for a Friday. Bree and Clint. If you've ever sent a message or an email
Starting point is 00:06:11 or something that was meant for someone else to another person, you will love this story. Butthole puckering stuff. Oh, it's the worst. Gmail gives you like five seconds to click undo. But it's not long enough. It's not enough. It's not long enough.
Starting point is 00:06:31 You only realise like when it's too late, you know? Yeah. Well, this is a bad one. So a tenant of a property in Victoria in Australia has gone viral on TikTok after he found out that the real estate agent was coaching their landlord to raise the rent by a whopping $450 per week. What? All because they thought that he was a nightmare tenant. So they wanted the tenant to move out?
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yes. Is that it? So they were trying to put the rent up so much that he would leave and then they could sell the house or something. That's exactly it. Right. Okay. But the tenant found out because the email that was meant for the landlord
Starting point is 00:07:14 from the real estate agent has gone to him. Because they were thinking about the tenant. So they typed in the tenant's address. Exactly. So do you want to hear the email? Yeah. So this is what it said. You'll recall the discussions I had with you earlier in the year about the high maintenance nature of this particular tenant.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Out of all the properties I manage, he has the most maintenance requests and occupies the most of my and therefore your time. On one occasion, the air con, he called about every two weeks. The receptionists are sick of him. In order to play this smooth, I think you should offer to renew the lease, but with an exuberant increase. I'm thinking go from $500 to $950 and attribute it to the current rental market. I don't think we'd get this much if we relisted it, but we'd certainly get a bit of a boost, not to mention the peace of mind of having a better tenant.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Current properties are being let within a week or two, so you wouldn't have much to worry about with the lost income. What a horrible situation. Imagine reading that about yourself. Yeah, yeah. And then you take it and you put it on TikTok like this person's done. And then the owner of the house is like, see, I told you there were a nightmare tenant. See, I told you so.
Starting point is 00:08:34 They're being difficult. Now I'm getting dragged in the media and radio stations in New Zealand are talking about me. I mean, how awkward that you've sent it to the wrong person. What happens then too? Do you reply to the landlord as a tenant? Do you reply and go, seen this, hope you won't be putting the rent up now. Do you like blackmail them?
Starting point is 00:08:56 I don't think it, like it doesn't really matter because they can still do whatever they want. No, they can still do whatever they want, but you have the email then. Can you go, don't put my rent up or I'll put this on TikTok? I don't think they'll care. You know what I would do? What?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Because I am a spiteful piece. Yeah. I would see that, not reply, hope they don't realise what's happened and then when I get the rental increase, just say, yep, that's all good with me. That's totally fine and then obviously at some point just kind of leave then you have to pay $950
Starting point is 00:09:33 yeah I know but then you just say yes and then drag it on for ages any kind of toxic renting relationship whether it's with your landlord or your flatmates it just makes your home life uncomfortable. The part that annoys me, because any renter and like any renter that knows, like when
Starting point is 00:09:53 stuff isn't working in the property, it is frustrating because like you feel like you're paying- For a working house. You feel like you're paying a certain amount and you should get what you were promised. Totally. You know? And obviously like the air con thing, obviously it wasn't working properly.
Starting point is 00:10:08 It's part of the deal. And every couple of weeks, you know, they're like, hey, are you going to fix the air con? Yeah. And it's annoying. Oh, I get it. I get it. Don't worry, I get it.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah. So, I mean, it's a rough one, hey? We thought we would ask you this afternoon, when did you send a message to the wrong person? Maybe you were talking about that person. Yeah. Hence why you've sent them the message. And are you comfortable to talk about it yet or are you still like,
Starting point is 00:10:32 you know? Or did you manage to cover it up but secretly like there was no covering it up and you knew the person. I don't reckon, everyone tries to cover it up with like a, oh sorry that wasn't meant for you. I don't reckon anyone successfully covered it up. Also, it's not about you, even though it's your name. It's about my other friend that's got the same name as you.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Who did you message by mistake? When did you send the message to the wrong person? Bree and Clint. There's some amazing texts coming through on this. Someone texts through and they said, I once was bitching about someone and it voice recorded a memo and it sent it to them. It gets worse because I had to see them in like half an hour. There's no backing out of that one because they have...
Starting point is 00:11:15 Mortifying. They have your voice. They've heard it. There's no way around it. They may as well have been in the room. God, your phone obviously was like out to get you. You must not. I reckon they would have been, they would have just received a message from that person
Starting point is 00:11:29 that pissed them off. Like about. And then they're like, oh, such and such. So it was open and they had their phone in their hand and they've looked up from the message and they've gone, I can't believe the stupid cow, blah, blah, blah. And meanwhile, they've bumped the microphone. I am mortified for that person.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Talk to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. Has this happened to you? So I was actually on the receiving end of the text. Ooh, okay. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Yeah, so I had a work phone, and I got a text pretty early in the morning saying, thank you so much for the photos last night. It got me really hot under the collar and a whole bunch of um quite inappropriate things yeah and um i sort of replied going hey i think you've got the wrong person and um they subsequently never replied and then we got an email a few days later saying they'd they'd resign no way from someone? It was quite inappropriate. Oh my god. Was it someone that you worked with?
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah, yeah it was. And do you think it was meant for one of your other colleagues? No, I think it was meant for someone completely different and I was just saved under a similar name, I think. That's not a reason. It doesn't seem like a reason to resign.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Yeah. Unless they attach the pictures. Do they send some return? They're like, here's some pictures to say thank you. Thankfully not. Oh, no. Okay. Thanks, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Someone texted her and they said, I accidentally sent customer information to a competitor, lost my workplace approximately $9,000 worth of business. That's a big mistake. Oh, man. Huge. Jenna's here. Hi, Jenna. Hi, Jenna.
Starting point is 00:13:13 Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Were you the one that accidentally sent the message or did you receive it? Neither, but I was just there to witness it, which was quite funny at the time. So we were all drinking.
Starting point is 00:13:24 We were going to a party, and the girl's party party was named Jazz. And another girl, Jo, had shown up and she wanted to come along. So my friend Sarah had messaged, well, was supposed to message Jazz and was like, hey, do you mind if my friend Jo comes to this party with us? You know, she's a bit of a fat chick, but she's really nice. And she accidentally sent it to Jo. And me, Sarah and Jo were all sitting there drinking. And so when her phone went off, she realised what happened. Honestly, she took it like a, and me, Sarah, and Jo were all sitting there drinking. And so when her phone went off, she realised what happened. Honestly, she took it like a champion. She was like, oh, it's all right, babe.
Starting point is 00:13:49 You know, I know I'm fat. Nah. It just went bright red. It was so awkward and funny at the same time. But, like, yeah, never again has that happened to her. Oh, that poor woman. Jo sounds like such a GB, can I say? She would have taken it on the chin.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Yeah, she would have. But deep down, you know, that shit builds up. It's not even, like, called for either. No, and everybody would have felt so bad. I'm really mean, really mean and uncalled for. Did you manage to still have a good night, Jenna? Like, after all of that? It was the best night.
Starting point is 00:14:20 You did? It was the best night. Yeah, okay. Oh, Jo, she sounds like a friend you need to keep around. What a best night. Yeah, okay. Oh, Jo, she sounds like a friend you need to keep around. What a good human. Someone texted her and they said, it wasn't me, but my dad wrote a giant paragraph about how he hated his flatmate
Starting point is 00:14:34 and how he was planning to get him to move out. He accidentally sent it to the guy and they were sitting next to each other on the couch. On the couch? He moved out the next day. Oh, well, mission accomplished. Well, I guess it worked. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Plan worked. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, was it you that accidentally sent a message that was meant for someone else? Well, it wasn't a message.
Starting point is 00:15:00 My mum and I were out on the walk and my phone was in between my tights and whatever. Okay. And anyway I ended up ringing my step mum who I already have a bit of a strange relationship with and we were fully talking shit about her. No! Oh the microphones are so good. Oh she didn't answer. But they left a message. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:26 So later that day she went and obviously played it and heard everything we had to say. Oh. And then I get like a phone call from my dad, like asking me is that what I really think. I was like, oh, my God. I don't even remember what I was saying. Oh, anonymous.
Starting point is 00:15:45 I wonder how much of the voicemail she listened to, you know? It's like a 15-minute voicemail. It would have been as long as you could possibly leave. Just trashing her for the whole 15 minutes. Yeah, I reckon it would have. I really hope you were wearing noisy pants. I really hope that there was a bit of, like, you know, interference. No, not tights. Tights don't make any noise.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Oh, no. I was two weeks away from leaving a company and I sent a text message about my boss to my boss instead of to my colleague. The next morning, I was asked to hand in my keys for the store. Oh, no. Oh, well, at least you got off work a couple of weeks early. What about this one? My mum, in her 60s, thought it would be fun to send dad a sexy text on Valentine's Day. She had never done this before, but accidentally sent it to one of her clients.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Nah. She's a hairdresser. Ugh. Bree and Clint. The BBC has released the top 100 list of greatest children's books ever. Yeah. According to authors and publishers and, you know, all those fancy people, we want to go to the source.
Starting point is 00:16:48 We want to ask the children. There were no Dr. Seuss in the top ten. Yeah, we want... Not a single one. We need the kids' opinion. Yeah. So we've asked you guys, 0800DIALS at M. What's your favourite book?
Starting point is 00:16:59 Xavier's here. Hi, Xavier. Hi, Xavier. Hi. How old are you? 11. Okay, perfect. You. How old are you? 11. Okay, perfect. You've read your fair share of books.
Starting point is 00:17:08 What's the greatest book of all time? Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss, yeah. Anyone in particular or just all of them? All of them. I mean, they are all good, aren't they? You like Fox and Socks? Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:23 You like Cats and Hats? Yes. Hard to go past Green Eggs and Ham. You like Cats and Hats? Yes. Hard to go past Green Eggs and Ham. Like the Lorax? Yes. What about How the Grinch Stole Christmas? I mean, turned into a fantastic film. Let's talk to Mila.
Starting point is 00:17:36 G'day, Mila. Hello. How old are you, mate? I'm nine. Nine. And do you have a favourite book? Yeah. What would it be?
Starting point is 00:17:45 Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Oh! Have you seen the movie, Mila? Yeah. Did you love it? Yeah, I like it. It's pretty good, eh? We're looking at a picture of Diary of a Wimpy Kid right here.
Starting point is 00:17:57 It says on the cover of the book they've sold over 250 million copies of it. That's crazy. Everybody's got Diary of a Wimpy Kid. It's a pretty special story. I really like it. That's a great Everybody's got Diary of a Wimpy Kid. It's a pretty special story. I really like it. That's a great pick, Mila. Thanks, Mila. Let's go to Kirsten.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Hi, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hi. You've got three kids. I've got three kids in the car, yeah. Okay. Are they unanimous in their vote or are they all split? Oh, no, they're not.
Starting point is 00:18:20 They're not. Well, they like them all, but yeah. So my little child, Jed, he's got his favourite. Dave Pikeley, but Dog Man. Oh. Dave Pikeley, Dog Man. Dog Man. Yeah, a lot of people texting through for Dog Man.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I haven't read Dog Man. Okay, good. That's a good choice. All right, Flynn, what's yours? I am the oldest child. I am the age of nine. Okay. And my favourite book is Bad Guys.
Starting point is 00:18:42 It's what? Bad Guys. Nice, Flynn. Good decision. I heard they're great. Yeah, and what else we got? Guys. It's what? Bad Guys. Nice, Flynn. Good decision. I heard they're great. Yeah, and what else we got? Toby. Toby.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Green Eggs and Ham. Yeah, Toby. Toby, I've been pushing Green Eggs and Ham and you've come through for me. Nice work, Toby. I will not eat them in a boat. I will not eat them with a goat. Thanks, Kirsten. You guys have a great afternoon.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Thanks, mate. Thank you, too. See ya. Let's talk to Jack. Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack. Hi. How old are you, Jack? I'm 10 years old. Perfect. And so you would have very good experience in children's books. What's your favourite? Mine is the 13 Story Treehouse. The 13 Story Treehouse. What happens in the 13 Storystory treehouse?
Starting point is 00:19:26 So, like, these characters, I only know one of their names. One's called Cherry, and he has a friend called Andy, and they built a 13-story treehouse. They built a 13-story treehouse, yeah. It's in the title, yeah. Yeah, perfect. Okay. That sounds like a good story.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I didn't know that. I didn't know that book. This is good. This is broadening our horizons, isn't it? It is. That's a good choice from Jack. We've only got one more and it's Isa. Hi, Isa.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Hi, Isa. Hi. How old are you, Isa? I'm 10. 10. Perfect. All right. We need your opinion.
Starting point is 00:20:02 What is the best children's book? I Need a New Bum. We've got I Need a New Bum at my house. It's such a good book. Dare I ask, Isa, what's it about? It's about that he found a crack on his butt, so he thought he was broken, so he needed a new one. Yeah, his bum's got a big crack in it.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Oh, it's broken. Needs a new one. Yeah, his bum's got been cracking it. Oh, it's broken. Needs a new one. Thanks, Isa. That's great. Hilarious. Have a really good weekend, okay? See you, Isa. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Bye. Not a single Harry Potter? No, there's quite a few Harry Potters on the text machine and a lot of books by David Williams from Little Britain. Oh, yeah, the guy from X Factor. Yeah, he writes a lot of children's books. Is he the one from X Factor? Yeah, he's on X Factor. Or Britain's Got Talent. Britain's Got Talent. One of them. Yeah, yeah, the guy from X Factor. Yeah, he writes a lot of children's books. Is he the one from X Factor? Yeah, he's on X, or Britain's Got Talent. Britain's Got Talent. One of them.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. David Williams. Williams, is it? I think so. Can someone try and help me figure it out? There was a book when I was a kid it was my absolute favourite and the only parts I can really remember is like there's this girl and she wakes up and all these like different people in her life are different animals so like the grandma that drives her to school is a Tyrannosaurus Rex okay but the pictures were amazing and like it was such a such a good story you sure this is a book that you read and not something you dreamt about after one of those
Starting point is 00:21:21 brownies no I did you, I definitely read it. If someone knows the name of that book, I would love to buy it again. I'd like to get it for your kids. It's such a good book. Okay, that sounds good. Time for the latest. Dean's here. Rihanna has been spotted wearing a toe ring,
Starting point is 00:21:47 which people have managed to work out how much that toe ring is worth, Dean. I'm so invested in this story. This is so crazy. So it's called Quiet Luxury, and people think that this ring could be worth like up to a million dollars. What? A million dollars. This is what I've been told.
Starting point is 00:22:01 That's what they think. It's like a 200 and something. What is it? It's a 19-carat ring. Oh, my God. 19-carat ring. She's what they think. It's like a 200 and something, what is it? It's a 19 carat ring. Oh my God. 19 carat ring. She's wearing it on her toe. So what she's done, it's only her second ever TikTok that she's actually posted. And in the TikTok it's Rihanna's feet and you see
Starting point is 00:22:16 the diamond ring. It's a toe ring but with a big fat pear shaped diamond. Remember, she's a billionaire. She made $1.6 billion. How many million are in $1.6 billion? Is that $1,600 million? She's good.
Starting point is 00:22:31 She's so rich, but I've just seen a picture of it. It's the biggest diamond, and you're wearing it on your toe. On your toe. I'd be so worried it was going to slip off. Yeah. Wouldn't you? Absolutely. I'm not even looking at my feet.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Toe rings get bashed around. Also, I'm not the sort of person who wants to draw attention to my feet. Neither. Like. I want to avoid people looking at my feet at all costs. These little pork trotters need as little attention as possible to put a million dollars hanging off your toe. To paint a picture for you, she's got white toenail polish on and the ring,
Starting point is 00:23:04 which just looks like a normal, well, not normal, but it looks like a massive engagement ring. It's on the middle toe. It's just hanging out in the middle of the foot. She's got quite a big, big toe, doesn't she? And quite a small, small toe. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I mean, feet come in all shapes and sizes. Nobody's perfect, Dave, not even Rihanna. And I'm going to shush my mouth because, I mean, she doesn't have bad-looking feet at all. Are you still wearing a belly button ring, Dean? No, thank God I didn't get into that because I totally would have back in the day. Just your nipples. Just the nipples.
Starting point is 00:23:37 The new trailer for the Barbie movie dropped today. And I haven't seen it yet. I'm a Barbie girl. And I haven't seen it yet. I watched it. Yeah. It looks weird. Does it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Good weird? I don't know. I definitely would go see it. Yeah. It just, I mean, the whole premise around the film is that, you know, there's Barbie world. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And they all live in this Barbie world. And then at some point, I can't remember the reason, but Barbie has to travel to the real world. Oh, okay. Yeah. Maybe to save Barbie world or something. Maybe. Here's a bit of the trailer.
Starting point is 00:24:15 What do I have to do? You have to go to the real world. You can go back to your regular life or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours. The first one, the high heel. You have to want to know regular life or you can know the truth about the universe. The choice is now yours. The first one, the high heel. You have to want to know. Okay?
Starting point is 00:24:29 Do it again. Closer I am fine. You said that Margot Robbie spoke today about who she thought should have played Barbie. Yeah, because I think she's like either an executive producer or she's one of the directors or she's heavily involved in the making of the film. And when they were discussing people to play Barbie, her name wasn't on the list. She didn't want to play Barbie. Her top pick to play Barbie was none other than Wonder Woman herself, Gal Gadot. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Stunning woman. You can't be all the icons though. You can't be Wonder Woman and Barbie. You know? Why not? Well, you can, I guess. But there's like, you know what I'm saying? Haven't you seen that ad for the tacos? Why not both?
Starting point is 00:25:22 Why not have both? But then you'd have a Wonder Woman figurine and a Barbie doll. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Margot Robbie's such a good Barbie, though. She is a very good Barbie. I think, from what I've seen in the trailer, she definitely fits the part.
Starting point is 00:25:37 The cast is incredible. It features Dua Lipa, who has today released the official song for the Barbie movie. Of course, this song is not featuring in the movie. Because Mattel hates it. The people that make Barbie hate this song. Get on board, my friends.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Get on board. Claudia, what is this that you want me to... What is this? I think you should just play it. Yeah, I think you should play it actually because you've been saying Mattel hates that Barbie song for a long time. Yeah. But we got news for you. Can I talk to a doctor? You are talking to a doctor. There he
Starting point is 00:26:14 is. Doctor! Somebody get security. Is Barbie Boots if you're still in doubt? It's a Barbie remix! Oh my god, who was that? Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice and Aqua. How good. Can I talk to a doctor? You are talking to a doctor.
Starting point is 00:26:31 There he is. Doctor. Somebody get security. Is Barbie Booty still in doubt? That sounds awesome. Can we get that on the playlist? Yeah, we've got to get hold of that. Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Guys, I thought we could get real for a Friday, have a real conversation, because I had a thought that popped into my mind the other night, and then I had quite a discussion with a friend of mine about different apps on my phone. And we started talking about what, if you had to rate the top five apps on your phone, what would they be?
Starting point is 00:27:09 Angry Birds, obviously. You don't even have Angry Birds. No, I don't. You've never had Angry Birds. No, I had it for a bit. I have no games on my phone. Do you have any games on your phone? Yeah, Gardenscapes.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Oh, okay. It's in one of my honourable mentions. Is it? Yeah, not my top five. Do you have the Kim Kardashian game? I used to. Not anymore. Spending too much money?
Starting point is 00:27:30 No, that's my rule. You never spend any money? I never spend any money. The whole time I've ever owned Gardenscapes, it always tries to get me, but no. Okay. I had Candy Crush for a bit too. All right, so let's go through my top five apps
Starting point is 00:27:44 and I'll tell you why, okay? Sure, go on. So we'll kick it off with number five. I think it's got to be my parking app. Oh, I love the parking app. See? See what I mean? It's a great app.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Saves you so much time and stress. I hope the rest of the country... And can save you money. Because ours is an AT, Auckland Transport parking app. I hope the rest of the country... And can save you money. Because ours is an AT, Auckland Transport Parking App. Yeah. I hope the rest of the country's got one. Like I hate the app. Yeah, because you're paying for parking.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Exactly. But then I also love it. Yeah. Okay, so that's in my top five apps. Yeah, that's a very boring app, but I totally get it. That's one of my favourites too. Coming in at number four, I could not legitimately live without this app. Maps.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Oh, yeah. It's got to be in my top five. I use it. Apple or Google? I'm an Apple girl. Oh, yeah. And people always turn their nose up at me, but it's never done me wrong. If you have CarPlay, it automatically defaults to Apple Maps, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:28:42 It does, yeah. Yeah, right. But it's never done me wrong. I'm sure it will one day, and then I'll probably head on to Google. Also, you're living in ignorant bliss. It could be taking you the long way, but how would you know? I don't know. You don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Definitely number four for me. Top apps in my phone, number three. Now, you might overlook this app quite a lot, but not me, Clint. Not me. Yeah. Not me. Yeah. The calculator. Oh. The calculator app is amazing.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Do you ever turn it sideways and get the scientific calculator? Oh, it's like calculator porn. Look at it. Yeah. Look how much you can do. You used to pay a lot of money for a Casio FX82 at high school and you had to have one for your exams. Now you can just turn your phone sideways.
Starting point is 00:29:26 It's so like you can just pick it up whenever you need to and you don't look stupid because it's always there. Number three, calculator app. Now we get into the big guns. Okay. Number two. Any guesses? Messenger?
Starting point is 00:29:43 No. Text? No. FaceTime? No. Text? No. FaceTime? No. It's not phone. The second most favourite app on my phone, and this will be for a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:29:55 it's got to be the notes section. The notes app. I mean, it's such a simple idea. Yeah. But it literally... Did you know mine's full? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:30:06 Yeah, I can't create any new notes. If I want to make a new note, I have to go and delete an old note. See? This is what I mean. It runs our lives. There's so many grocery lists in there. It's so helpful. For the last nine years.
Starting point is 00:30:17 You know? Like, imagine back in the day when you didn't have a phone. Like, all these things that you just forget. I mean, it is one of the best apps on the phone. Okay. But the number one. Geez, what is going to outdo the calculator and the notes app? I mean, can you guess?
Starting point is 00:30:31 What is better than the parking app? Is anyone texting through? What could it be? 9696, people on the edge of their seat. The best app on my phone has got to be the banking app. I mean, that thing saves me so much time and energy. You can just whip onto it, whip off, pay a bill, you know, send money to someone.
Starting point is 00:30:53 You're out to dinner, I'll hit you back. I've already got you saved in my banking app. Boom. There's $30. Very good apps. No TikTok. Nah, mate, stuff those apps. Really? Nah. Okay. Parking, maps, mate. Stuff those apps. Really?
Starting point is 00:31:05 Nah. Okay. Parking, maps, calculator notes, banking is where it's at. A D to delete the rest. Nah, I can't do that. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. Here we go. Another Friday. another display of average musical abilities.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Last week we actually couldn't get a Friday Okie recorded. Our wonderful sound engineer Sam was off sick, so we went into the archives and played two of the worst Friday Okies that have ever existed. They were terrible. We've gotten better, surely. Have we gotten better over the years? I feel like we have, but I feel like my effort this week may have regressed.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Have you heard yours? No. Have you heard any? No, I couldn't listen to it. You can just tell. I just couldn't tell. Okay, well now that makes me really worried. Because the song we're doing is so sexy
Starting point is 00:32:04 and I just didn't make any sex appeal to it. Let me just tell you what I've learned. Yeah. As a woman in my 30s, sex and sexiness is about confidence. Okay. And if you're confident, you fake it till you...
Starting point is 00:32:17 Oh, you probably shouldn't fake it. Well, you can fake it till you make it. Well, I can tell you I was not confident. Okay. The song we're doing is chosen by Brie. It's this one. Yeah, I wanted to bring a bit of sex appeal to our show. So why not we both do a bit of Genuine's Pony?
Starting point is 00:32:38 Have you ever wanted to hear two white people in their 30s sing this song? Oh, no. Well, if you have, you've come to the right place. When you say it like that. Really suck the sex appeal out of it. You're going to go first because you chose the song. Oh, no. Any final words?
Starting point is 00:32:57 Oh, jeez. I was feeling pretty good today. And then I forgot about this. But, hey, you've got to be confident. Confident is key. Confident is key. Confident is key. It's going to be fine. We're going to play both of our Friday Okies.
Starting point is 00:33:09 And then we're going to open the phone lines for you to decide who's the winner this week. Here's Breeze. I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner. Someone who knows how to ride without even falling off. Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits. Girl, when I break you off, I promise that you won't want to get up. If you're horny, let's do it. Riding my pony. My saddle's waiting.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Come and jump on it. If you're horny, let's do it. Riding my pony. My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it Solid. Solid. Couple of shaky moments.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Largely really, really good. I think it reminded me of what it's like when I get undressed. Awkward and hard to watch. Could have been worse. It's going to be worse. Could have been worse. All right. I don't want to do this.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I genuinely don't want to do this. I don't want to do this. This is Clint's Genuine Pony. You've got to hear both, and then we will take your votes on 0800DIALZM. So listen carefully and then make your decision. All right. I'm just a bachelor looking for a partner.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Someone who knows how to ride without even falling off. Gotta be compatible Takes me to my limits Girl, when I break you off I promise that you don't wanna get off If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Come and jump on it. If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it. My pony. My saddle's waiting. Come and jump on it. Without a horse. First text.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I was horny, now I'm not. Oh, God. Someone said, can I suggest lip syncing next week? Someone said, I would rather be vegan than listen to Friday Oki again. It's hard to text because my eyes are watering so much. W-T-F? Question mark. Five votes.
Starting point is 00:36:15 We want five votes. We want five brave people to call 0800-DARLS-IT-M right now and tell us who the winner of... No, don't read that text message. I'm not reading that out. You and I know. And you're not wrong, don't read that text message. I'm not reading that out. You and I know. And you're not wrong, person who texts that message. Five callers.
Starting point is 00:36:31 We need them on the phones right now. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Hokey. Genuine's Pony. I think we're going to have to put it down. Yeah. It's lame. Get the gun.
Starting point is 00:36:51 The horse is lame. Breeze Pony, you were treated to two fantastic renditions of Pony. Breeze sounded like this. If you're horny, let's do it. Ride in my pony. And my pony's gonna like this If you're horny Let's do it Riding my pony
Starting point is 00:37:14 Someone just texted and they said, sorry, my saddle is busy. That's rough. We have five people standing by to pick the winner of Friday Hockey. That's all right. I can go bareback. I don't think we're invited to ride that horse at all. Oh, is that what they were getting at?
Starting point is 00:37:32 I think that's what they're saying, yeah. Because I know how to. Yeah, right. Hold on to the hair. I don't think it's necessary. Hold on to the mane. G'day, Jay. Hi, Jay.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Children, how are we? How are we? We're good. We're good. Oh, you know Jay. As good as we can be has our sexy song put you in the mood
Starting point is 00:37:47 this Friday I don't need a song to put me in the mood I'm 24-7 in the mood okay Jay even if no one else is involved I'm still ready
Starting point is 00:37:57 you're the perfect man to pick a winner this week who are you voting for Bree or Clint I'm sorry my Breezy but I've got to go for big Clint dog because he just Oh, you're the perfect man to pick a winner this week. Who are you voting for, Bree or Clint? I'm sorry, my Breezy, but I've got to go for Big Clint Dog because he just added that. It's like a bit of a rock re-indition, you know?
Starting point is 00:38:12 It was like a bit of a kid rock flow, but Breezy, you know, yours was good. But sorry, it's Clint Doll. No worries, Jay. Thank you, Big Jay. Thanks, Jay. Have a good weekend, mate. Tonight with a friend or by yourself. David's here.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Hi, David. G'day, David. Hello, team. How was that for you, David? Well, let me think. If I had a knee the button, I think I would have pushed it. But no, I think, well, actually, have you thought of possibly taking a little blue pill before you sang it?
Starting point is 00:38:39 That might have helped. You reckon we were lacking a little bit of impetus there, David? I was on catnip, so I don't know. Well, I'm going to give it to Clint. That was the one I liked more than the both. No worries, David. Appreciate it. Thank you, David. I really appreciate it. We'll go to JD. Hi, JD.
Starting point is 00:39:00 G'day, JD. Hey, team. How are you going? Good, thank you. How are you? Look, it's Friday. What can I say? Got to get down. How good's a Friday? No, I was out of the bell.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Okay. We're trying to pick the mood up with our Friday-okies. Which one did you like the best? Did you like Bree's pony or my pony? Yeah, look, I don't think I'm going to be picking up your mood very much, Clint. It was all Bree for me, mate. Oh, jump aboard onto this saddle.
Starting point is 00:39:26 We'll go for a gallop, JD. Ride the stallion into the sunset. Oh, stallion's a man horse, eh? Yeah. Mere. Are you a mere? I'm a mere. She's a mere.
Starting point is 00:39:34 A nightmare. Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hello. What do you reckon? Who are you voting for? What did you think of our genuine pony?
Starting point is 00:39:44 Well, I love both of you. It's my favourite radio show, but I have to say, both of you murdered that song. Yeah. It was a bad one. Look, Amanda, we can't always have good weeks. It was a bad week. Do you mean murdered like we crushed it?
Starting point is 00:39:58 Like, damn, you murdered that song. No, you slaughtered it, gutted it, filleted it, basically put it through the blender and repurposed it. Our genuine pony is now cat food. It's dog food. Oh, God. Okay, well, who are you voting for? You have to vote for one of us.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Okay, I have to give it to you, Clint, and I love you, Bree. You know I love you to bits. I still love you to bits, Amanda, but I understand. Thank you, Amanda. You're just my favourite chickie babe, but I'm sorry. Just, Clint, your chorus, you just, you went into it. You really went into. Thank you, Amanda. It is my favourite Shikibay, but I'm sorry, just Clint, your chorus, you just, you went into it. You really went into it.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Okay, okay. Thanks, Amanda. Have a good weekend. I appreciate it. One more, because they took the time to call up. Kaylin, hi. Hi, Kaylin. Hey, how you guys doing?
Starting point is 00:40:38 Good, thanks, Kaylin. We're getting roasted here this afternoon. It's so good. I look forward to this every Friday. This is just the best. Good, and that's why we put ourselves through it for you, Kaelin. Who were you going to vote for? It's all decided, but where was your vote going?
Starting point is 00:40:58 Okay. Well, I love you too, Brie, but you're really giving me constipation vibes tonight and I'm kind of into it. I never thought I'd hear constipation and sexiness in the same sentence. I'll take it. Here we are. Whatever it takes.
Starting point is 00:41:16 If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony. Now that she says that, I can definitely hear it. Or can you feel it? Bree and Clint Bree and Clint All I want for my birthday Birthday banger
Starting point is 00:41:34 That's right, all we want is a birthday banger for a Friday and we're going to give it to you. Your birthdays and the number one songs on your 16th. We're going to start with John. G'day, John. Hello, John. How's it going, guys? Good, mate.
Starting point is 00:41:47 How are you going? Yeah, not too bad, thank you. Good to hear. John, what's your date of birth? The 1st of September, 1995. Right, that means you were 16 in 2011. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. Somebody. Oh, my God. I used to know. 16th birthday, this had a number one hit.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Oh, my God. The biggest song in the world for about two months. It was huge. Very good one. I like that one. Yeah, Gautier and Kiwi Girl Kimbra. Arrogant's been long enough that I'm ready to hear that song again. You know?
Starting point is 00:42:25 We heard it a lot. Arrogant 12-year stand-down period. Yeah. We're good to go again. John likes it. That's good. Let's go to Mia. Kia ora, Mia.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Hi, Mia. Hi. What are you up to for the weekend, Mia? Nothing, I don't think. Nothing? Relaxing. Literally zero. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Oh, sounds... Who have you got there in the background? Oh, my daughter. Oh, sounds... Who have you got there in the background? Oh, my daughter. Oh, how old's your daughter? She's just turned one. Oh, you've got a busy weekend. You're not doing nothing this weekend. You're doing lots of things this weekend. You've got enough on, Mia.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Well, let's do your birthday banger for you. What's your date of birth? 28th of the 7th, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And on the 28th of July, 2013, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And on the 28th of July, 2013, this was number one. But if we keep rolling on I know we'll get back to the start Oh, whoa.
Starting point is 00:43:18 The original winner of X Factor New Zealand, that's Jackie Thomas. It's called It's Worth It from 2013. You like it, Mia? Yeah. Not too bad. We were just talking about one-hit wonders yesterday,
Starting point is 00:43:33 weren't we? We were. The producers are into it. They are absolutely frothing a bit of Jackie Thomas this afternoon. If we go to split vote, are you guys voting
Starting point is 00:43:41 for Jackie Thomas? Oh, no. Don't play it down. Play your cards close to your chest. We've got to do one more for Sophie. G'day, Sophie. Hi, guys. How are you?
Starting point is 00:43:52 Yeah, good, yourself? Good, thanks. Whereabouts are you calling from, Soph? Just in Auckland. Oh, lovely. Well, good to have you on the show. What is your birthday? 5th of March, 2001.
Starting point is 00:44:03 All right. That means, Sophie, you were 16 in 2017. And on that day, this was at the top. Lord and Green Light, which amazingly means we've got three Kiwi artists for birthday banger day on one of the last birthday bangers of New Zealand Music Month. Isn't that incredible? It's amazing. And that's such a good Lorde song as well, Sophie.
Starting point is 00:44:32 One of my favourites. Do you like it, Sophie? It's not bad, but I do prefer the first one. You like the Gautier and Kimbra one? People are into it, eh? Yeah, it's such a banger. Yeah. Okay, wait there.
Starting point is 00:44:42 We're going to have to make a decision here. I'm telling you, nothing against Jackie Thomas. Yes. Quite like that song. But if we split our vote, they will be voting Jackie Thomas. I guarantee you. 100%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Look, they're trying to say, well, will we? I'm voting for Lord Greenlight. Lord Greenlight from me. Sorry, producers. She's throwing the crocs. They're not happy. Sophie, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:45:13 I'm happy with that. Yeah, thank you. Coming straight out of 2017. It's already six years old. How the hell did that happen? This is Lord and Greenlight for Birthday Banger on ZM. That song has been used in so many movies.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Yeah. Different ad campaigns. It's an excellent song. It's a great song. Pop quiz, what's the greatest Lorde song of all time? For me? Yeah, what's it for you? Buzzcut Season.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Pretty good. This is, this is, I don't know what it is about it. But it's just your favourite? It just moves me. Yeah, I've got one of those from her. Yeah, what's your Lorde song? It's got to be Supercut. Oh, I think I meant to say Supercut. Supercut is at the top for me.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Supercut is elite. It does things to my emotions, makes me feel all the things. It's such a good song. Oh, oh, but. Ella, Lorde mega fan, what's the greatest Lord song of all time? Oh, don't do this to me. Ribs is good. Ribs.
Starting point is 00:46:30 You know that one? Do I know that one? Stop trying to gatekeep Lord. Yes, I know Ribs. Stop trying to gaslight me. Of course I know that song. It's so good. Ella's like, you guys probably wouldn't know it.
Starting point is 00:46:42 It's Ribs. It's a bit of, you know, it's an album track. A bit niche. Oh, instantly. Ella's like, you guys probably wouldn't know it. It's Ritz. It's a bit of, you know, it's an album track. A bit niche. Oh, instantly, eh? Man, we're emo, eh? We're picking the most emo Lord songs. It's good to ask Claude now. Yeah, Claude, what's the greatest Lord song of all time?
Starting point is 00:46:57 I quite like the Louvre. Oh, yeah. That's a great one, too. Oh. I didn't know what the Louvre was once when this came out, but she educated me. Oh, the actual Louvre? Yeah, and now I know it.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Go, Lorde. The Lorde song taught you what the Louvre was? Yeah. Lorde in the Louvre. Oh, she should do a concert. In the Louvre. Lorde live in the Louvre. Ella thought this was a song about being in the toilet.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Yep. Oh, my God. If we ever get a chance to interview Lorde, should we do Lorde live in the loo? And she does a concert in the bathroom. I think she'd love to do that.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Yeah, I reckon she'd be into it. Yeah, if I know Lorde, she'd love it. Global superstar Lorde, that's what she's looking to do. Oh my God, can I just say, if she's listening,
Starting point is 00:47:38 Lorde, Ella. She is. I love you. We've been talking a lot about peeing this week. Specifically men peeing. Yeah, a lot of chat around, you know, the standing or the sitting wee. Yeah, Brie even surveyed the men of ZM to find out if they're standers or sitters.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Depends on the day. Sometimes I treat myself to a sit down wheeze if I'm quite tired. If it's the day. Sometimes I treat myself to a sit down wheeze if I'm quite tired. If it's the middle of the night, definitely sit down. But if it's a public bathroom, definitely stand up. Depends if it's 3am. If it's dark, it's more respectful to sit down I think, but otherwise definitely
Starting point is 00:48:17 stand up wheeze. If I'm at home by myself, particularly at night, I'll sit 100%. And in fact, I'm not opposed to sitting while I'm out and about as well. I always sit the seat's so much warmer than standing there Can I ask ZM is a station of sitters Can I ask, whose idea was it
Starting point is 00:48:34 that men had to stand up to wee anyway? I have no idea where it came from well it probably came from back in the day when there weren't toilets around and you were peeing outside so you're not going to pop a squat as a man, are you? That's true. But according to new research, maybe you should.
Starting point is 00:48:48 This is a study that's been done into whether men should be sitting down to pee. Whether standing up to pee is pointless. I already know what the answer's going to be. And we should be sitting down. I reckon the answer's going to be that it's more healthy for men to sit down to wee. Research has shown that sitting down could make it easier for the bladder to empty faster and more completely. Yep.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Because they always say, what about that squat potty? They say it's better to be in a squat position to do a poo. Oh, that's for poos, yeah. Yeah, but like kind of... It's all connected. It's all connected. Yeah. This is the information you need if you've been trying to convince
Starting point is 00:49:22 your male partner to sit down on the toilet and stop peeing on the floor. Take a rest, lads. Just have a, like that guy said in the clip, treat yourself to a sit-down wee. They also said for prostate reasons, which I won't go into, it's way better for men as they get older to sit down
Starting point is 00:49:39 to pee. To sit down to wee? Yeah. I mean, interesting. It's kind of like a manliness thing, though, to stand up. Oh, that's toxic masculinity. Get rid of it. Get rid of it, I say. Sit down. It's like the world is my urinal.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Bree and Clint, there you go. All the wee information you never knew that you actually needed or maybe even wanted. You probably didn't want. Yeah. Bree and Clint. A woman is going viral after posting what she's claiming is a very simple way to tell whether or not your significant other is still using dating apps.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Man, you'd be crushed if you found that out. The worst situation would be if, like, one of your friends comes across their profile and sends it to you and goes uh why is your boyfriend or girlfriend on a dating app which is definitely going to happen yeah i don't understand especially in new zealand enough to go on there yeah yeah like so risky so risky um she says that she believes that with the dating app Tinder if your profile has been like deactive or deactivated then your profile won't show up in other people's feeds
Starting point is 00:50:59 because no one's been using it. And Tinder doesn't... You pulled it down. Yeah, and Tinder doesn't push profiles that haven't been used or have been totally deactivated, doesn't push those profiles into other people's feeds.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Oh, interesting. So even if you haven't deactivated it, if it's like inactive, if it's not being used... If it hasn't been used for a fair while... Tinder won't put it in people's feeds. Yeah, well, this woman's theory is that people... That's a good way to make sure you don't swipe across dead people's face. Yeah, well, this woman's theory is that people...
Starting point is 00:51:25 That's a good way to make sure you don't swipe across dead people. Yeah. Isn't it? Well, I mean, oh, what happens with that? Yeah, this is what I'm thinking. What happens? They would have to stop. If you haven't logged into your Tinder for a few months or something,
Starting point is 00:51:38 they'd have to pull it down. Yeah. Otherwise, you'd be matching people who had passed away. Yeah. And their family might not have their password. Ugh, creepy. Okay, you'd be matching people who had passed away. Yeah. And their family might not have their password. Ugh, creepy. Okay, sorry. So she says that if a profile is coming up into people's feeds,
Starting point is 00:51:53 then that profile has been used in the last seven days. That's what her theory is. Wow, okay. I think there's a little bit of truth behind it, but then there's some people saying that that's not completely true so here's what people are saying that they reckon there is truth to that but if you're the type that's on tinder and just swipe swipe swipe swipe swipe like through everyone they reckon eventually profiles that haven't been used in a fair while will eventually
Starting point is 00:52:23 come up right but that's i mean it's all it's all theory but what fair while will eventually come up. Right. But that's, I mean, it's all theory. But what's not going to come up is a deactivated profile. No, that is not going to come up. So your partner may have left their Tinder active just in case. Yes. Either that or they just don't really get it and they're like, oh yeah, I just won't use it now. They might have just deleted the app off their phone.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Right. And thought that would take care of it. And not deactivated the account. I'm not trying to give people who have been busted on Tinder an excuse. I'm just theorising. What would you say if one of your friends said, and obviously they're going to screenshot it. That's what friends do.
Starting point is 00:52:58 If they come across your partner on Tinder, they're going to screenshot it and they're going to send it to their friend. What would I do if they found my wife on Tinder? No, what would be your excuse if... Oh, if they found me? Yeah. I'd just say someone stole my pictures. You reckon that would hold up in court?
Starting point is 00:53:16 Yeah. What if it was your name, your age? I'd be like, they stole my identity Babe I'm that good looking that clearly someone is trying to be me and get dates
Starting point is 00:53:34 I don't know this is never going to happen okay if someone screenshotted my wife and they found her on Tinder
Starting point is 00:53:39 I would say where on earth did she find time to date other people? She's very busy. She's a very busy lady. But it doesn't take much to just have a few swipes, does it?
Starting point is 00:53:50 Brie and Clint. Brie, if something is in your feed and it's not bringing you joy, someone, some... Certain page. Certain page. Company. Do you unfollow or do you mute? Depends.
Starting point is 00:54:04 I think it depends on- Let's just talk about people because if it's a nameless page like a- That's different. Like a meme page or something like that, that's different. You can unfollow that. Because there's not one person attached to it. They're not going to get personally offended. Yeah, that you're going to hurt their feelings.
Starting point is 00:54:16 But if it's a person and you know the person. Okay? I'm not even talking about a celebrity. I'm talking about a person that you know. One of my friends. Yeah, one of your friends. Acquaintances. One of your workmates, an acquaintance, a friend
Starting point is 00:54:26 of a friend, someone you hung out with at a party once. And are they just posting what type of thing? Doesn't matter. You just know that it makes you feel not good. Not good. And that can mean that it makes you feel bad about yourself. It makes you feel jealous. It makes you feel angry.
Starting point is 00:54:41 It makes you feel judged. I find if it makes you feel judgmental of that person too. If I find myself going find myself going oh my god i can't believe this person would post that yeah then i go those are negative thoughts and i don't need to have those i mute them you mute them i would yeah because i don't want to upset anyone or like make someone feel bad yeah and i feel like yeah if you mute if you just mute them they're not gonna know and you know you can avoid having those feelings it's pretty harmless to mute somebody yeah i think so and and it does hurt when you find out that someone that you thought you were tight with has unfollowed you it shouldn't matter absolutely like it's such a stupid thing it's not real life it's just social
Starting point is 00:55:22 media but it does hurt when you go to that page and all of a sudden the button says well, no, because you're still following them. So you can't tell unless you go in to see who they follow and search for yourself. Or it's at the top of your DMs that says you follow each other or you don't follow each other. Have you ever had the situation where you've muted someone and they've figured it out? No, never. Never. Yeah, neither. Have you ever had the situation where you've muted someone and they've figured it out? No, never. Never. Yeah, neither.
Starting point is 00:55:47 Have you? Yeah. Have you? I have. I have. It was a real horrible coincidence and I felt so bad and I just owned it and I owned up to it and just pretty much told them the truth.
Starting point is 00:56:04 How did they find out? Because I think it was something to do with something I posted and one of my friends was like, oh my God, did you see what Brie posted on her Instagram story? Yeah. And they were like, no, I want to go look at it and they must have been talking about it and they couldn't see it.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Oh, that's not muted. That's blocked. Oh. You'd blocked them. If they can't see your story, then you've blocked them. Oh, but then they can't tell if you've blocked them though. Yeah, they can. They can tell if you've blocked them. No, I didn't block them.
Starting point is 00:56:35 They can't tell if you've muted them. If you mute them, their stuff just won't come up on your page. Oh, but... But they'll still be able to see all your stuff. Well, I must have accidentally blocked them. Yeah, maybe. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Do I need to teach you the difference between
Starting point is 00:56:54 the mute and the block button? Well, I don't do it that often, so it makes sense as to why I would have done it wrong. But it was a very awkward conversation, but I just was really honest. That's the best way to go, just own it. Yeah, and to be honest, they... I mean, should I say what it was about?
Starting point is 00:57:09 It was about certain things. There was a lot of stuff going on at the time and they were heavily involved and it was to do with vaccinations and that type of thing. Oh, got it. And I kind of was like, I'm not going to tell anyone what to think or whatever but I just don't want to read about it
Starting point is 00:57:27 and so hence why I just didn't want to be involved So much muting, blocking and unfollowing would have happened over the vaccination That was such a weird time That would have happened a lot and it was actually fine they were actually really good about it
Starting point is 00:57:42 and they were like I get that, it's fine Everyone's blocked me. Yeah. Bree and Clint. That, far no, is the end of the Bree and Clint show for another week. Thanks for joining us. Thanks so much. Thanks for hanging out.
Starting point is 00:57:54 We appreciate it. I need to go home. Carb load, straight to bed. You're not going to have a muscle soak? Nah, not now. Not now? Too late. You want to go into the 50 kilometre walk? Toit. Yeah. Toit. Nah, not now. Not now? Too late. You want to go into the 50-kilometre walk?
Starting point is 00:58:06 Toit. Yeah. Toit. Yeah, Toit. Breeze Walking 50K in one day for Sweet Louise, the charity that's raising money for women with incurable breast cancer with the legendary Dame Susan Devoy from 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. 7am tomorrow at Cornwall Park in Auckland.
Starting point is 00:58:23 If you're free, if you've got an hour spare Even half an hour We'd love to have you come down and walk along with us There's a lot of people coming down I can't believe how many people are coming down for a walk Which is amazing You're doing a great thing I reckon the hardest bit for you is going to be getting out of bed at 7am on a Saturday
Starting point is 00:58:38 It's going to be rough You should be raising money just for that Yeah right If you want to donate Just head to walk50kandmay.nz and you can donate there. All the money is going to people and their families. And you can see the girls on 7 Sharp tonight.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Yeah, we're on 7 Sharp tonight. It's tonight, eh? Did a little story on us. Yeah. So that'll be on tonight. And you can follow along on my socials tomorrow if you want to stay updated to see if we can do it.
Starting point is 00:59:07 How long are you giving yourself? Eight hours? Twelve hours is the max that I think we would want to go. Are you going to give up up to twelve? You know what I'm like. You won't take twelve hours. You won't take twelve hours. Unless I am really injured, I won't give up.
Starting point is 00:59:23 But by twelve hours, if it's dark, that's when it'll get hard. Cornwall Park, if you want to pop down tomorrow and support. Brian Clint, have a great weekend, everybody. Our podcasts are both out very shortly. We'll catch you back on the Brian Clint Show on Monday. See you guys. Bye. ZM's Brian Clint.
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