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It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast.
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Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show
in the history of professional radio.
ZM's Bri and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Bre and Clint show.
G'day guys, happy Monday.
Anyone else having a two day hangover?
Just me.
Oh.
I'm loving it.
Last thing, was that a hangover from Saturday or Friday?
Saturday and last night.
Oh no, that's not a two day hangover, that or Friday? Saturday and last night.
Oh, no, that's not a two day hangover.
That's a bender.
Oh, is it two days or does it has to be three days?
I don't know.
What constitutes...
You're not on day two of the hangover, though.
Like Saturday's hangover might be gone.
Yeah, that's true.
I wouldn't know though.
You're now suffering Sunday's hangover.
I wouldn't know.
There was just too many good things to attend on the weekend. Yeah that's true, I wouldn't know though. You're now suffering Sunday's hangover. Yeah, I wouldn't know.
There was just too many good things to attend on the weekend.
And you get excited.
You know what you gotta do?
What?
Go again.
No, no.
I might be stupid, but I'm not that stupid.
You got an Auckland FC hangover on Saturday,
a Warriors hangover on Sunday.
Does anybody have an indoor netball game tonight that Bri could come and drink at?
Honestly I can't think of anything I'd rather do less.
Yeah, oh yeah Bri hates indoor netball.
Oh I love indoor netball, but definitely not tonight.
We're gonna open the International ATM at 4 o'clock if you're keen to win.
It's all been pretty good and pretty easy so far.
I have had a look at the currencies though and I know that one of them is worth 12 New
Zealand dollars today.
Ooh.
So.
Stay away from that one.
Well it's still 12 more New Zealand dollars than you would have had beforehand.
Oh but you're going to be pretty TO'd though aren't you?
I reckon.
I'd be fuming.
Anyway, Activator for the International ATM at 5 to 4 on ZM.
Right now let's play some Trady vs Lady.
Um, 50 bucks up for grabs and the scores, we'll give them to you after this,
but yeah, we need a Trady and a Lady to play.
I'll wait 100 dials at M.
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.
It's Trady versus Lady!
Three, two, one, let's go!
Alright, score update.
For the year, the Trady's on 35, the Lady's on 42.
Our Lady is in the Garden City.
She's 35 and she loves travelling.
She's been to 23 different countries.
Welcome to the show, Alex.
Hi Alex.
Hi!
What's your favourite out of all of them? Alex? Um Cypress. Cypress.
Yeah. Beautiful. I'm really underrated. What's the next
country you're going to visit? Um I'm going to go to Fiji when
the baby's a bit older. Fiji. Yeah, lovely. Yeah, nice.
Okay. Beautiful. You're taking on our tradie today from
Auckland. He's twenty-seven and he is an above, he is an
above average tennis player.
Welcome to the show, Jack.
G'day Jack.
What would you say is your biggest strength in tennis?
Is it your forehand, your backhand, your serve, your volley?
It's gotta be the serve.
Yeah, just get it done quick, you know?
You gotta rocket serve on you.
Don't have to do much running.
Yeah.
All right, Jack. And I've not long time missed the first time call out.
Oh, get it in there, get it in there Alex!
What about you, Jack?
He's already trying to one up me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey Jack, 15 love.
Jack, your buzzer's Trady, Alex yours is Lady.
The first of three correct answers will get $50 cash today.
Good luck.
Here we go, question number one.
What sport was featured in the 1993 film Cool Runnings?
Jack was the first person to use their buzzer correctly.
We always give one free go at that, don't we?
Yeah.
One grace one.
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
We do.
Did Alex say Alex?
Did she go, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah?
What was it?
What I heard is she said Alex before Jack said his correct buzzer of trading.
Okay, we'll give a freebie.
Alex, what is it? I'm Bob Sledding. Bob Sled trading. Okay, we'll give a freebie.
Alex, what is it?
I'm bobsledding.
Bobsledding, yep, we'll take that.
Bobsledding is correct.
Question number two,
how many cards are there in a full deck of Uno?
Jack? 52.
52.
52 isn't correct.
And I would...
Alex, do you want to guess?
Um...
I don't play Uno. 50.
It's actually 108.
108 in a full deck of Uno cards.
No points there for anyone.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
-♪ This is the part of me...
Ready.
Jackson. Jackson.
Jack.
Katy Perry.
Nice, Jack.
Okay, we have won a piece in this game.
Question number four.
What was the verdict in the OJ Simpson murder trial?
Lady.
Yes, Alex.
Not guilty.
Guilty is correct.
Correct.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number five.
Bill Gates is the founder of which company?
Trady. Yes, Jack. Microsoft. is the founder of which company? Yes Jack.
Microsoft. Microsoft is correct. This is a good game here we go it's a tiebreak question in the
six this is for the win. Question number six. What does the term marbling refer to when talking
about steak? Trading. Jack for the win. The lines on it. The lines of what? Fat. He's got it.
It couldn't get much tighter. It's like a pair of pants after a Thanksgiving dinner in the States.
That was ding-dong. Jack you you get the win and $50 cash.
Congratulations.
Sweet.
And Alex, because that was such a humdinger,
we're going to send you some free KFC as well.
Go on.
I'm, I'm vegetarian.
So, I'm sorry.
Okay, we'll find you a consolation prize.
Either that or you can have the chippies.
We'll find something.
We'll find you something.
Okay.
Thanks, guys.
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. There's a Kiwi family that were in the news over the weekend
for successfully walking the length of New Zealand, which is impressive. I don't think
I could do that. What? Yeah. Courtney and Andrew Williams, that's the mum and the dad, they walked with their four children, they walked 3,048 kilometres from Cape Reinga to the bluff.
Was that in the weekend?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's impressive.
Yeah, 218 days.
Wow.
Yeah.
So wait, so how many in the family?
Six.
And what are the ages?
The four kids' names are Elliot, they've got to get a shout out for this, they walk
like the country.
Elliot, Skye, Summer and Oliver.
Oliver is the eldest child.
He's 13.
OK. And Elliot,
did I say Elliot?
Oliver is the oldest and Elliot is the youngest.
He's six.
Geez, he would have been tired, wouldn't he?
We're talking kids six, nine, 11 and 13
walked the length of the country.
Do you reckon they just strapped an iPad to their face and then just said,
you know, keep walking.
Hang an iPad off the backpack.
Yeah.
Or that thing where you like.
You got to follow me if you want to keep watching your TV show.
You attach a crunchy bar to a stick and you dangle it over the kid's head.
They averaged 20k's a day every day.
That's incredible.
They took the odd day off.
Some days they did over 32k's in a day.
And I think this is the most extreme bit.
They homeschooled the kids along the way.
Where? Where would they have the time?
Yeah, well they stopped at like campgrounds and stuff.
I guess they had a designated place to sleep each night.
Exactly right.
Exactly right. Exactly right.
Do you reckon they actually homeschooled them
or they were just like to get them out of school for
218 days.
They're like, we'll homeschool them.
We're homeschooling them.
They're in the school of life.
Yeah.
To be honest, they are.
You're going to learn more walking the length of the country
than you are in school.
I don't know if that's true, but it feels like it.
Hey, it's not bad to change it up.
Yeah, but what the hell, man? Well done. A six-year-old walking the length of New Zealand.
That is an overachieving family if I ever did see one.
Yeah. Did you have any great feats achieved as a child? Did you do anything that was significant?
I received the Australian sports Medal when I was 10. Did you?
Yeah, from the Prime Minister.
What for?
For my contribution to Australian sport.
Which sport?
It was multiple.
Oh, okay.
You're a 10 year old multi-sport athlete.
Yeah, so I represented and done a heap of different sports.
And then yeah, I got a letter from John Howard.
This full on sports medal,
and this ceremony at the local council.
Do they want that medal back?
I've still got it at home, so I don't know if they do.
John Howard turns up, he's like, hey.
We didn't see you at the Olympics,
we want the medal back. Give me that. You never made the soccer't see you at the Olympics, we want the medal back.
Give me that.
You never made the soccer rules.
You were such a good bet and look where you ended up.
We don't give the Australian sports athlete out to radio presenters.
We want to know this afternoon the crazy thing that you achieved as a kid, either with your
family or by yourself. Did you circumnavigate the globe on a boat when you were still in nappies?
Did your family live in a tree in Africa or something? Are you basically the wild
thornberries? One of the craziest ones and people might know this story they might not but Ozzy girl named Jessica Watson
Jessica Watson. Yeah, Jessica Watson was the youngest kid ever to sail around the world. That's right
Unassisted without stopping. Do you remember what age she was? I think she was 14. Yeah, and so she was by herself
I wonder how long that took every parent with a 14 year old hated that story.
Yeah.
Cause they're like, she's allowed to sail around the world
and I'm not allowed to go to the rugby by myself.
I can't go down to the local supermarket.
I can't stay the night at my friend's house
but she can circumnavigate the globe.
So she did it in 210 days.
So she was, oh, I'm a little bit wrong.
So yeah, 210 days alone at sea.
Yeah.
She wouldn't have had to go port to port, right?
She didn't.
No, she did not stop.
Really?
They don't go into port.
And she was, I got it wrong.
She was 16 at the time.
I love my children
and I want them to achieve great things.
I hope they are not that ambitious.
Like that's just next level. I haven't got one got one of those. Imagine one of your daughters is like hey dad I want to break that
Jessica Watson record. Dad buy me a hot air balloon. I'm gonna sail around the world.
We're talking about the incredible things that you achieved as a kid you were
bragging about your Australian Sportsperson of the Year medal that you received?
Yeah, it was probably one of the best moments of my childhood and I received it from the
Prime Minister of the country. There was a big ceremony in the town that I was from.
It does sound very impressive. How many of those medals do they give out?
Yeah, so I've just looked it up, the Australian Sports medal and it says here that during the
original period of its award in 2000 or 2001 which I'm pretty sure was the
exact year that I got it yeah over 18,000 medals were awarded
jeez busy year for John Howard doesn't't make it as special as what it was. No, it does. It does.
OK, it does. 18,000 people got one.
They cast the net one.
It was a participation award.
We spoke about the family that made the news, the Williams family,
who walked the length of New Zealand from Cape Reinga to the bluff.
And you wouldn't believe it, but the mum of the family, Courtney's called through.
Hi, Courtney. Hi, Courtney.
Hey, how's it going?
This is you guys that we're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, I had someone message me
to say that you guys are talking about us.
Oh my god.
So I had little listen.
Just a quick recap if you've just tuned in.
So Courtney, you and your partner Andrew
and your four kids aged between six and 13
walked 3,000 odd kilometres from the top of the New Zealand
to the bottom in 200-ish days, right?
Yep, that's us.
What made you wanna do that, Courtney?
There's so many layers to answering that question,
but most of all, we just wanted to do something
pretty epic with the kids.
Yeah.
We can have memories that last a lifetime.
You've definitely done that. We were saying one of the most impressive parts in the story was that you continued to homeschool the children on the walk.
Yep, that's right.
It's just us, okay? It's just your old mates, Bre and Claudia.
You can tell us, Cordie.
Tell us the truth. Did you really homeschool them or was that just what you say to get them out of school?
Did you skip a few days here and there, Cordie?
No, no. So we had bounce boxes the whole way down the country and I had to go on through all of their
book work and paperwork and ripped out all of the pages basically and just put it in sections all the way down the country.
That's so amazing.
Yeah, we were able to.
A way to make the rest of us feel like we're really underachieving.
I've got a five-year-old who doesn't want to walk to the end of the dog park and back with me some days.
You'd be surprised though, if you get them out in the bush it's a bit different than walking down
the driveway. Really? Yep, definitely. Even with a six-year-old? Even with a six-year-old. What was
the hardest thing, Courtney,
for you and your family walking the distance of the country?
I think, well, there was the, I don't know,
just living with each other 24 seven.
So like the kids couldn't just go to their rooms
to get away from each other.
They had to learn to be around each other 24-7.
There was no escaping. So that was quite hard. But they managed. Especially our 13-year-old.
I wouldn't have said he was the greatest big brother when we started, but he definitely
is now. He grew so much into that role.
God, that's awesome.
That's cool. On a superficial level how's your calves?
How's the what sorry? How's your calves? Yeah I'm feeling incredibly lazy now.
You'd be toned after walking 3,000 kilometres wouldn't you? Yeah yeah yeah but you lose it pretty
quickly but no yeah we're good. I understand that calves question might
have been confusing because you guys are dairy farmers aren but no, yeah, we're good. I understand that carbs question might've been confusing
because you guys are dairy farmers, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, we are, yeah, yeah.
Couple of months till those ones come along though.
Sorry, I meant the carbs when you put me on leave.
And how were those carbs caught?
Yeah, how were those carbs doing?
Hey.
We're anticipating their arrival in a couple of months.
Yeah, hey, well done.
You're an inspiration.
Yeah, all good.
What a great story.
Yeah, congratulations, That's incredible.
Something cool to tell the grandkids one day, right?
What part of the country do you guys live in?
We live in Taupō.
In Taupō. Well, if you ever walk up to Auckland, let Bri and I know.
We'll take you out for lunch.
Yeah, for sure. Sounds good.
And any other big things on the cards that you've got planned, Courtney?
No, not at the moment. Maybe one day.
Yeah, maybe just enjoy this for now.
The kids are set up for doing some pretty epic stuff. I think you're absolutely right.
But we'll talk to you the next time when you guys have all climbed Everest or something.
Yeah yeah. Okay. Sounds good. Text us from Basecamp. Yeah. Awesome.
The last episode of The Last of Us is on Max on Neon Tonight and we asked you the
question before to win a three month Neon subscription what year did the
mutant quarter steps outbreak happen 2003 2013 or 2023? In the... Correct answer?
I said 2003 in the show it's 2003. In the show it's. Oh, in the HBO series, it's 2003.
It's 2013.
No, that's in the game.
Oh.
Oh, fire.
I Googled it.
I'm pretty sure.
I Googled it.
I'll bet you 50 bucks.
I've played the game, end of watch the show.
The show is 2003.
The game's outbreak takes place in 2013.
That's what I just said. No I said 2013.
In 2013. Yes for the game. Yeah. We're talking about the show and I said 2003. The games outbreak
takes place in 2013. This was changed to 2003 in the TV show.
Claudia, tell me I'm not crazy.
This is why I was going to ask you during the song.
No you're not.
I've got 2003 for the TV show, 2013.
So I said 2003.
Tell me I'm not crazy.
You're a little crazy.
Well we haven't drawn a winner yet.
So someone who ticks 2003 or 2013.
I love how I go 2003 and you're like nope
2013 and then you read it and you're like yeah that's what I said. 2013. Okay the show yeah the
outbreak happens in 2003 yeah in the game 2013 okay so the answer we were looking for was 2003. So the answer is?
2003.
Sure. Yeah, cool.
This is the Tea.
How about, how about we just pick a text that text them?
Yeah. Yeah. I like the one that said that they trusted me.
Well you asked them to trust you.
Yeah. When you were saying it, I was like,
oh, she's gonna be gutted.
I'm glad they didn't trust you.
She's leading people astray.
Yeah, can we pick the one that said they trusted me?
Be good.
Pedro Pascale, star of The Last of Us,
has been on Jimmy Fallon over the weekend,
ahead of tonight's finale.
He said he doesn't even remember getting given the
part of Joel in The Last of Us. Have a listen to this.
And we're like will you stay up a little bit later at this point it was getting
kind of late in London to talk to Neil Druckmann the creator of the video game
and then at that point it's it's really late I've got to get up in the morning
I take an Ambien case they've got my adrenaline kind of going in my
hopes up but I get a call and I get told that I got the job after I took the Ambien.
And so I was excited I guess, but I didn't remember.
I woke up in the morning and the first thing that occurred to me was like, oh man, I really
want that job.
I'm going to think about it all day long.
Yeah, it was like, oh congratulations, So happy for you when I looked at my phone
and I was like, oh yeah, I got the job.
Imagine that.
Not remembering getting the biggest job of your career.
That's wild, eh?
Can you imagine how crazy they would think he was
if he texted and he was like,
hey, just wondering if I got that job.
Can you give me an info?
What is an ambient?
Is it a sleeping pill?
It's a sleeping pill, yeah.
It says, is it kind of like a Zopa clone?
I don't know. He did say sleeping pill in the longer version of that clip.
Right, okay.
There you go. Tonight on NEON, the finale of The Last of Us.
It's big, don't miss it.
I had a core memory come back to me today and that was going to the school library and
fighting over the Guinness Book of World Records.
Every time it would come out, it was the best time of the year and it had the shiny page
on the front.
My school very rarely updated their Guinness Book of World Records.
What year do you remember was like the one they had for most of the time?
I'll carbon date myself if I say that. My primary school was from the one they had for most of the time. Well no, I'll carbon date myself if I say that.
My primary school one was from the 90s.
And my high school one would have been
from the early 2000s.
Okay.
And there's always a record that you remember
looking at the most.
100%.
There's always a page in the Guinness Book of World Records
that you flipped to first.
Did you have that?
Yeah, I think we all had that.
Like where you were just entranced by one particular record in there.
We were talking about this earlier and our producer Claudia has shotgunned one of the records.
Which I also mentioned.
It was one of my top records as well.
She steamrolled me.
Oh, was it one of yours as well?
It was going to be one of mine too. But I think that shows she's one
dimensional when it comes to the Guinness Book of Records. We can pivot.
For me, embarrassingly, as a teenager, what is it? The record that stands out
the most that I flipped to straight away in the book of Guinness Book of World Records.
Let me guess. Can I guess? Biggest boobies.
Lolo Ferrari had a bust of 180 centimetres.
That was a complete guess.
Which was 71 inches.
Lolo had a bra size of 54 G,
and her breasts weighed 11.7 kilos.
She died in the year 2000. do you know how she died?
She suffocated.
Did she actually?
She did, yeah.
That's really sad.
I don't know how, but yeah.
That's so sad.
But that was it.
What's your record?
The farthest eyeball pop. Oh, I remember this lady! Yeah. The lady, eyeball pop.
Oh, I remember this lady.
Yeah, the lady and yeah.
Yes, and she had the picture of her eyes
poking out of her head.
Exactly, and they measured how far she could pop
her eyeballs out of her eye sockets.
She looked like a character out of a mad magazine.
Yeah, it looked like make believe.
Yes, do you remember what her name was I googled
it before hold on Kim Goodman mmm she could pop her eyeballs out yeah a total
of 12 millimeters and it was back in 2007 that she set that record did you
have the same urban legend at your school that if you could manage to keep
your eyes open while you sneeze your eyes would pop out of your head?
That's right.
And after watching bloody Kim Goodman, you start to believe it's true.
Scared the hell out of you.
Claudia Shotgun Dits ago.
Claudia, what's your favourite record from the Guinness Book of World Records?
The lady with the longest fingernails.
I'd never heard of that one.
Neither. I dibsed her. She was disgusting that
lady. Was, because there was a couple of these, there was one woman who were both
hands. Yes and they curled around. That's right. Yeah. And then there was another
woman. Single fingernails as well. There was another woman with just one hand and
then there was the guy with just one hand and he'd carry his hand around in a bag.
Like with all the nails in it so they wouldn't break.
If they chipped, did they go and fix them?
Cause we worked so hard.
You would hate to spend 40 years trying to break the record
for the longest fingernails and then you break a nail
when you're like three or four inches short.
Like the woman that had both hands.
I always thought about her inability to-
How do you do anything?
Yeah, I thought about her inability to pick her nose
or wipe her bum.
Yeah, the wiping of the bum is a big one.
You can't even pick up a sandwich.
Can't pick up a sandwich?
You can't drive?
Could she drive?
No, you couldn't drive, no.
You need a big dashboard to lay your fingernails on.
You're basically disabled.
Hopefully she was a- Not to basically disabled. Hopefully she was a...
Not to mention disgusting.
Hopefully she was straight.
Oh!
Why?
Yeah, why?
Oh, just easier, you know, life in general.
Being less judgmental about nail hygiene, eh?
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, what I know from you guys,
what's the one that sticks in your brain?
The record from the Guinness Book of World Records
that you go to straight away.
If you picked it up tomorrow,
you would flip straight to find the world record for what?
Hit us with that nostalgia.
The ZM Podcast Network.
We're reminiscing about the Book of Guinness,
Book of World Guinness Records.
What's the official name of it?
The Guinness Book of World Records.
The Guinness Book of Records? The Guinness World Book of Records. The Guinness Records. What's the official name of it? The Guinness Book of World Records. The Guinness Book of Records? The Guinness World Book of Records. The Guinness...
The World Guinness Book of Records. Do you know I read...
The World Guinness Book of Records? Do you know I read recently that it's called
that because it was sponsored by Guinness the Beer originally or started by Guinness
the Beer? Ah, really?
Just like how Michelin stars for restaurants are from the tyre company Michelin tires I did learn that
from that movie no reservations or whatever it was called that the the
French they open the French restaurant or something something like that the the
story I read is that the Michelin tire company started giving out Michelin
stars to get people to drive further on their tyres to go and
try restaurants in different areas.
Buzzy.
Yeah.
No one would really know that now.
No.
And you don't want your restaurant associated with a tyre company, do you?
Yeah, I thought it was from some fancy chef named Michelin.
Yeah.
By the way, that's information that I've got mostly from internet memes, so don't put it
in your school report.
Okay.
The website is Guinness World Records.
Yeah, but what's the book?
The Guinness...
Oh, right.
The book of, yeah.
I haven't got that information.
Anyway, we're asking what's the one
that you remember the most.
For me, it's the lady with the largest artificial breasts.
They weighed 11.7 kilos. Does that sound like a lot to you?. They weighed 11.7 kilos.
Does that sound like a lot to you?
How much?
11.7 kilos.
That's so much.
Yeah.
I reckon mine, and being a double D,
I'm a D to a double D fluctuates.
I reckon mine would probably about a kilo and a half.
Do you reckon?
Or maybe, yeah, maybe a kilo and a half, two kilos.
I've actually googled what's the average weight of a female breast.
Oh yeah?
340 grams per breast.
I see I've way over exaggerated.
Yeah, so that's 700 grams for the average set.
So get this, my friend, when we were in our early 20s, had a breast reduction. Yes. And she had three and a half kilos taken out.
Yeah. And no wonder.
Was that life changing?
Completely changed her life.
So this woman who has the Guinness World Records has more than three times that weight.
How do you even carry that around?
Like you'd be so top heavy and you'd just fall forward all the time.
Claudia took the fingernails.
Did we figure out how long the record was
for the world's longest fingernails?
I don't like Googling this.
The current record holder has a combined length
across her nails, 13 meters.
No, but that's all her nails combined.
That's all her nails combined. God, how much do you reckon?
But that's over a meter per nail. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. I'm paying a certain price to get a, you know, a mini-peddy.
How much? Are they upping the price for her? Hey, can I just get 13 meters worth of nail polish, please?
My wife wants me to sleep in socks if my toenails are like, you know, visible.
So, you know, we're asking you what's the record that sticks in your mind.
Someone says, I always remember the lady with the longest neck.
With all the rings that they put around their neck.
Yeah, that was so, so crazy how long the neck was.
And so I did some Googling. It says the woman, her neck was measured
at 19.7 centimetres in 2018.
And she was only 165 centimetres tall.
Yeah, that's crazy.
So, so really-
Because you don't get any extra bones in there.
No!
No.
I don't know how that works.
I always wondered if those people,
when they took the rings off of their neck would go all floppy.
Yeah, that's a great question.
For me it was the people that would pull things like planes and trucks with hooks in their skin.
It grossed me out but it also fascinated me. Yes, that's a classic.
Would pull what?
Where they put hooks into their body, like almost piercings in the skin.
And then they pull things like
aeroplanes and freight trains.
Or they'd hang on them.
Yeah, I couldn't watch that.
The Guinness World Records that stick out for you, someone said, fastest helicopter
for me.
I don't remember that one.
What about this one?
Record for the biggest plate in their lip, and the record, and they said the longest
neck as well, but yeah, remember the plates? Oh, in their lip and the record on they said the longest neck as well but yeah remember the plates? Oh and the lip? Yeah and that they'd like just have this
huge plate. Those are the ones we were fascinated by eh? Not um not most goals
scored or something like that. There was real weird ones that people would do. Someone
texted Clint it's Guinness World Record book. Is that? The Guinness World Record? No that doesn't feel right.
That doesn't feel right at all. I'm looking at the covers that I had as a kid and they say
Guinness World Records for example 2008 but I distinctly everyone called it the Guinness Book
of World Records. It's got a book in the title somewhere eh? I'm not imagining it. Well I think
we made that up. Hold on, 2000 what were you what year did you say you? I've got 2006 to 2010.
Guinness World Records, 2006.
2000's a classic for me.
2000, okay, let me look up the cover for 2000.
Remember the green one, is that the one?
Yes.
Hold on.
Sparkly green, eh?
The sparkly green.
Okay, so this is the 2000.
Guinness World Records, 2000. Looking at the cover. Guinness World Records 2000.
I'm looking at the cover.
And it is a book.
It's a book.
Oh, that kind of makes sense, I guess.
It's kind of implied,
because that is the item that it is, you know?
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
For those that were playing along at home,
we have been sent screenshots of copies of the book
from the year 1980 through to 1998,
and the title on the cover of the book
with all the records in it is
The Guinness Book of World Records.
The Guinness Book of World Records.
The Guinness Book of World Records.
Feels right, eh?
Yeah, it does.
It does feel right.
That feels right.
But doesn't mean everybody else was wrong
because then from about 2000 onwards, it just goes to Guinness World Records. That's all it does. It does feel right. That feels right. But doesn't mean everybody else was wrong, because then from about 2000 onwards,
it just goes to Guinness World Records.
That's all it says.
So they changed it.
So you'd be forgiven for calling it
the Guinness World Records book,
but at its core, it is the Guinness Book of World Records.
Okay, good work everybody, great work.
How many?
How many?
How many?
That's a good amount.
Welcome to How Many, where the goal of the game is to have the most thing.
Corey, you're going to play today.
Hi.
G'day.
Yeah, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
What was your favourite record in the Guinness Book of World Records?
The fellow with the real long ears?
Oh yeah!
I don't remember that one.
I don't remember him.
Yeah.
World's biggest ears.
How big were they?
Oh, it's got like the ear piercing thing in them.
Oh, yes!
Makes them more rank.
With the stretches.
The stretches in them.
Yeah, I do remember him.
We loved the deformity, didn't we?
Yeah, that was crazy.
They should have just called it the Guinness Book of Weirdos.
And those manky ears, curly nails.
Yeah, that's Claudia's favourite one.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, Claudia, can you please explain to Corey
how the game works?
So, this game is called How Many?
The aim of the game is to have the most of today's topic.
So Corey, I'm gonna give you today's theme
and you're gonna pick one of us to go head to head with.
You've gotta pick someone who you think
is gonna have less than you.
Today's topic, it's gonna take a little bit of thought,
but we've all been to high school.
How many sports did you play while you were there?
Yep. Some of us in the studio are a bit sportier than others, I'd say.
Not naming names. But Corey, I assume you've played sports, right? You played in high school?
Yeah, yeah, no, I played a handful.
What's your tally? How many?
Seven.
Seven!
Can you list them?
Yep.
Go on.
Basketball, rugby league, rugby, cricket, touch, softball and golf.
All legit sports.
Wow!
Yep, there wasn't a chess in there whatsoever, so we'll accept seven from you.
You now need to choose Bree, me, Claudia or Pixie
to go head to head with.
Who's it going to be?
I'm going to go with Bree.
You think I've played the least sports out of everyone
in the team, Corey?
I just don't think you've got seven.
OK.
The young Australian sports person of the year
may not have seven sports to her name.
It seems like she might be a bit of an expert on one field.
Okay, okay, I like the theory.
Corey, you've eliminated me with my five sports,
hockey, mini ball, rugby, soccer, and water polo.
How many?
Five. Five.
So you would have won if you went head to head with me.
What about you, Claudia?
Yeah, you've eliminated me as well.
I only played three.
I did hockey, volleyball and rowing.
Ah, rowing, classic.
Yes.
Pixie. Pixie.
Yes.
Wild cards.
Wild card entry.
I played five.
Five?
Yes. What were they?
Swimming, biking, running, triathlon.
I did those separately, so I'm putting them separate and
Dragon Boat
Triathlon is three sports is a nice one
Okay, so it's down to Bree. So Cory would have won
Any of us, he would have won. Cory, I
Did grow up in the country.
Nothing much to do other than play sport.
And I played in high school, 11.
And I'll name them for you.
And this is me being totally legit.
And I took some off because I felt like
I didn't play them enough to include them.
Indoor hockey, futsal, soccer, softball, volleyball, water polo, athletics,
basketball, rowing, swimming and tennis.
Damn.
I mean, how can...
Oh, see, there's a few of those in New Zealand that aren't sports.
LAUGHTER
Corey, excuse the pun, you are a good sport.
We can't give you the win, but we can still
give you some KFC, mate. How does that sound?
Go on, Corey.
Oh, thanks, B.
No worries.
You've been great.
Eleven, Bri.
Eleven.
And that was being conservative.
Yeah, wow.
When you said futsal and soccer, I was like, wait, but Corey said rugby league and rugby
union, so.
Footso...
Main touch.
Well, it's the same as outdoor netball is a different sport to indoor netball.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Isn't it?
One's outdoor.
Well indoor netball you play with nets.
Like around the side of the court.
Whereas outdoor netball you have outs.
I think you play with nets in all kinds of netball.
Well yes.
Correct.
It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. There's another one of those foreign accent syndrome stories in the news today. Yes, correct.
There's another one of those foreign accent syndrome stories in the news today.
These are one of the craziest, like pretty much unexplained things in science. Yeah, they know that they exist.
Like doctors and scientists know that it exists, but I don't think they truly understand
why it happens.
Isn't it weird to you that these days
there's still things that we don't understand?
It's crazy.
Like I feel like we live in a time
where they've figured everything out,
but they haven't.
No.
Not at all.
There's no way.
Letitia is a French woman.
She had her tonsils removed 14 years ago as an adult.
Okay.
Since then, she has spoken with a British accent,
but she doesn't speak any English, at all.
Okay, wait, so she's French,
does not speak a word of English.
Yeah, she is a French national.
But she is now-
She speaks, she has the odd English word,
as you would need to exist in society,
but she does not speak English.
She cannot understand English,
but since she had her tonsils out, she speaks French. In an English accent. What? So she's like
Gemma, pal,
Letitia, innit? So people would be like, oh, here's this person from the UK, from Britain,
trying to speak French.
Voulez-vous couchermois, c'est soit.
Oh, that's so horrible for her.
The doctors keep saying to her afterwards, it'll come back, it'll come back, it'll come
back.
It's fine.
But 14 years later, it's never come back.
So she's a French speaking woman.
It could be worse.
With a British accent, what?
It could be way worse.
What? Could be way worse. What? There's those, remember that story about that woman? I think she was from Britain.
Yes. And she had a surgery or something happened and she woke up with a Chinese accent. Yes,
those ones are. You know, for obvious reasons, like not great for her. She couldn't help it. She could not help it. And so she
was a white English woman speaking English in a Chinese accent.
Do you think when she went to order a Chinese?
I don't think she could ever go back to a Chinese restaurant.
What if it helped? What if it was like?
No, I don't think so. I think they would have been like, you're being racist towards us.
You know what I mean? She couldn't call up
a Chinese restaurant or...
She could call up.
Yeah, she could call up.
She could call up.
Yeah.
She couldn't go in.
Could not go in.
Could not dine in.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, so she's been diagnosed with...
This is back to Letitia.
Diagnosed properly with foreign
accent syndrome. It happens after a brain accident, a stroke or an operation. That's
what they know about it. Doctors believe there's less than 70 cases worldwide of foreign accent
syndrome. That's it.
Here's a question for the group and for everyone listening. If you were unfortunate enough for this to happen to you.
Spanish.
If that's the accent you would pick.
Or Brazilian.
Okay.
Well, they don't quite pay a lay.
Maybe French.
Okay, I'll change it.
French or Irish.
Ooh, Irish.
I'll go Irish.
Okay, you're going Irish.
Producers, what are you picking?
Claudia.
Bit of Italian, I reckon. Italian's hot. You reckon you could pull off Italian? I see you with like maybe a
Lasagna. More of a Bulgarian for you I think. I could do a bit of Bulgarian. Or Croatian. I won't try it now. I was gonna say say Croatian. Croatian. She gives Croatian. Eastern block.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Pixie?
Yeah, I'm definitely going French.
Francais.
You could pull off French.
I could pull off French.
You could pull off French after a brain injury.
I could be French.
Yeah, okay.
If you were a beret.
Say baguette in a French accent.
Baguette.
I went to the bivouac areaia and I think you diverted straight back.
And Bri, yours would be the one that you do when we're in town eh? Thai. Pardon you!
No? Something else? No, the one I always do in town is Scottish. Oh, Scottish. I
would be definitely on for a Scottish accent. Less problematic. Here's, I don't have Letitia's example, because she hasn't, she doesn't want to commit to, commit her accent to record.
Fair enough.
But this is an American woman, one of the 70 people worldwide.
She's gone on the news, she's an American woman who woke up with a French accent.
Kay Russell will never forget the night she went to bed with a severe migraine and woke up with what she thinks is a French accent. And this is how I have spoken
ever since. How would your friends and family take you seriously? It's wild.
Yeah. It's like when I do my Rita Ora impression, people think that I am
English. Oh. Because it's so believable. I thought you were about to say people think you have had a head injury.
I resent that comment from you, thank you.
It's not very nice, is it?
Not very nice, you're right.
You're right over there.
Bri and Clint bollocks.
Last week we did a bit of radio community theatre.
It's a big buzz around the country about our radio community theatre or RCT as we like
to call it.
Yeah it's a real, it's fusion isn't it?
It's taking, treating the boards to the airwaves. Yep. And last week
we took on Lord of the Rings, which are we gonna see a video of that at any point? Yeah,
is that gonna see the light of day? It's currently in the works, but I'm a little bit embarrassed.
I mean, I thought your performance was fantastic. Really? I thought the shrimp from shark's
tail. Yeah your Frodo, you've brought a certain
gin and sequa to your Frodo that has not been seen before.
I liked that it was a character choice. My interpretation.
Yeah and your interpretation of the character. Improv right.
Was it a good character choice? I mean that is.
It's in the beholder. In the eye of the beholder.
Yeah exactly right. I've got another challenge guys because there's big news today the movie adaptation of a sunrise
on the reaping which is the origin story of some of the Hunger Games characters
is set to start filming in July which means here's our opportunity to audition
fantastic this is this is our big break This is our big break. This is our big break guys.
Yeah, it's what we've been waiting for. This is huge. So do you reckon we, I mean one of my
favourite scenes ever from The Hunger Games is the catching fire scene where
Katniss, you know, is the, she is the Mockingjay.
Do you know the scene?
Have you seen The Hunger Games?
I have, but I think Clunch would go first.
No, I thought we were doing
the I volunteer as tribute scene.
Well, you can do that one if you want to do that one.
No, because I don't know it.
You didn't print it out.
Yeah, I got it here.
Oh, okay, great.
Which do you want to do?
Have you got some music for us, Claude?
Oh yeah, that's nice.
Who am I playing in this scene?
Who do you want to play?
I'll be Effie.
Okay.
You can be Katniss.
Okay.
And this is our official audition.
Claude, you're Primrose.
Are you ready?
Now the time has come for us to select one courageous young man and woman to honour,
or for the honour of representing District 12 at the 74th Annual Hunger Games.
As usual, ladies first.
Primrose Everdeen!
Where are you dear? Come on up! Well, come on up! Prim! Prim! No!
No, I'm volunteer!
I'm volunteer!
I'm volunteer as champion!
I believe we have a volunteer.
No!
Prim, go find mum!
Go find her right now!
No, Katniss!
Go find mum!
Prim, leave!
Go find her! A dramatic leave! Go find her!
A dramatic turn of events here at District 12. Yes, well, District 12's very first volunteer.
Bring her up!
Come on, dear.
What's your name?
Katniss Everdeen.
Well, I bet my hat that was your little sister, wasn't it?
Yes.
Let's have a big hand for our very first volunteer,
Katniss Everdeen!
Happy Hunger Games,
and may the odds be ever in your favour.
Scene! Scene!
I don't want to go too far, but I think best yet.
Chills, guys, chills.
Could have been the best.
Could have been the best we've done.
You felt...
the tension.
I knew that was the right scene for us to do.
Mainly because I hadn't seen the other one.
You need to see the other one.
The other one's good, too. Maybe we'll tackle that another day. Yeah, yeah, a couple rehearsals and we can seen the other one. You need to see the other one. The other one's good too.
Maybe we'll tackle that another day.
Yeah, yeah, a couple rehearsals and we can get into that one.
But, I mean, that was good guys.
If that is anything to go by.
That was our first go at it.
I know.
Imagine, sky's the limit.
Remember when the One Direction boys first auditioned on X Factor separately?
Yep. Had the same energy.
It did.
I reckon Simon Cowell would be all over that like a rash.
Alright Radio Community Theatre, Brie and Clint.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Just talking about the moments in relationships
where either it'll make ya or break ya.
And NRLW star Millie Boyle has shared this story.
Two weeks into Adam and I dating,
I got a green chicken curry which I'll say
I've never had a green chicken curry since.
I know where we're going.
And I shat the bed three times.
Three times.
In one night, I have never had food poisoning
that bad ever in my life.
And then it was to the stage where I was just crawling
from the shower to the toilet, shower to toilet.
And I thought, you know what, if we can get through this,
we can get through anything.
Yeah.
I wonder if they put that in their wedding vows.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the moment we knew that this relationship
was gonna go the distance.
It did. they're married.
They're married, they're expecting their first baby.
We're getting so many texts of a similar nature.
Someone said, we were 16 and he shit the bed after a bad kebab staying in my mum's spare room.
We've been together 16 years now.
There you go.
So it's not insalvageable, is it?
This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hello.
What did your relationship survive very early on, anonymous?
Very early on, after about eight weeks of dating, I discovered I was pregnant.
Oh wow, okay.
That's early, isn't it?
Eight weeks.
It was very early.
And I mean, excuse me for asking, it was his? It was definitely his. Okay, okay,
okay. And you guys made it through that? We did make it through that, yeah. I had to, he just
left for work the day before I found out and he was away for a week and I had to kind of make a
phone call and explain to him that something had happened and he said, who died? I said, no one died.
Quite the opposite actually.
How did he take it?
Anonymous?
His exact response was,
oh, oh, I thought you had all that sorted.
As a contraception.
I said, no, I told you I was getting it sorted.
But yeah, anyway, he started laughing.
Did you already have a feeling that you guys were good before this happened?
Like, I know eight weeks is hard to tell, but did you have a good feeling about the relationship?
Yeah, I did have a good feeling.
Yep.
Oh, you'd want to hope so?
Yeah.
You would, yeah.
And then things sort of moved pretty quickly after that.
As they would.
But it all worked out.
Yeah.
Yeah, so where are you at now, Anonymous?
What's the go?
So we're together nearly four years, engaged, getting married next year, and number two
is two in about four or five weeks.
What?!
Oh, you haven't gone and got pregnant again, have you, Anonymous? I thought you had that
all sorted.
I have, but this time it was planned, so it was okay.
Oh, that's amazing, Anonymous. That's such a nice story.
We asked, what has your relationship survived? And someone said, my partner is 24 and he
still sucks his thumb. I've been with him four years. Hey there's a lot worse things than
sucking your thumb you know. Four weeks with my new boyfriend literally ended up
in prison poor guy had to tell my parents move my stuff out of my flat sell
my car to pay for my lawyer eventually I got out onto home detention and I moved
in with him.
That was 24 years ago.
We're now married with a 12 year old child.
Wow.
You went to prison?
Yeah, what for?
What did you go to prison for?
Yeah, what you did.
Yeah, what did you do?
But incredible.
So obviously the relationship was real.
Getting home deed to your boyfriend of four weeks house.
You'd want to be sure that the relationship
was going to go the distance.
Someone said, my husband, when we first started dating, the first few months we
were indoor gardening and in the middle of the whole thing, he stopped and said,
I'm so sorry, I need to do this or I can't carry on.
And he farted.
Oh, we're married six years and three kids later.
It didn't put me off. That's how you know
it's true love.
That was his litmus test. That was his way of going, well I do like this girl, but does
she like me?
Let's just hail Mariette and see.
We asked what did your relationship survive very early on? Someone said many years ago,
well before he became my husband, we went on a night out.
I ended up at his house when he was still living with his parents. I had to meet his parents hung over still in my clubbing clothes.
Because if the relationship lasts, you have to win those parents over after that first initial meeting.
Well it's not how you want to meet them the first time is it?
No! Definitely not.
I had food poisoning at both ends once. Then later that morning he had to come home and tell me that my dad had passed away.
It was the worst day of my life and we're happily married with two kids now.
Wow!
That!
Yeah, I mean, that's a bad day.
Doesn't get much worse now.
That's a horrible day.
Someone said my Mrs. is 35 and a thumb sucker.
Wow, okay.
Is there a secret thumb sucking community out there?
Is there?
Like how many do you reckon?
I'm gonna Google, can you Google that Claudia?
Have you sucked your thumb recently?
No.
Me neither.
I can't say I remember the last time I sucked my thumb.
Put it in your mouth.
I don't want to, it makes me feel yuck.
I reckon it'll taste disgusting.
Makes me feel ick.
Hey, but I don't want to yuck anyone's yum.
I'm a minister's child and I got a girl pregnant early on.
We've been married for four years.
Well, yeah, your parents would have made you do that.
What about this one?
I got a bad eye infection
and it looked like I had snot coming out of my eye.
We'd only been dating for a week.
Yeah, that's hard when you're early
and if you get conjunctivitis or something.
Claudia, have you found
the thumb sucking community of New Zealand?
I'm worried IT is gonna flag me
because I'm doing this on the work computer.
I did find a Reddit post where where people are like did you suck
your thumb till quite late eg13 and there's people like I'm 42 and I still
suck my thumb so they're out there. It's a definition of don't yuck someone else's
ya mate. Text us on 9696 if you are a secret thumb sucker. Yeah. Over the age of? Over the age of 12. Like over the age of 12,
are you still sucking your thumb and is it a big secret? Yeah. And should we try it?
Yeah and what do you like about it? Like why? What does it do for you?
And have you tried that special nail bollocks?
Here come the tics.
39 and a thumb sucker.
We're gonna do your birthday bangers next.
That is Franklin.
By the way, we just touched on adult thumb suckers before, not a full topic.
We might do it as a full topic tomorrow, but they are definitely out there.
Like this text here, it says...
Oh my god, look at me, tics there are!
Yes, the number of late 30s thumb suckers on our text machines outrageous.
Someone said, I sucked my thumb until 36.
I'm 40 today. Thank you.
I had to give it up when my kids started to say what my mum said to me for years as a child,
which is, thumb out.
It's horrible.
Four years and I still feel this void from not sucking.
I want to know what it was for you. It's clearly a comfort thing.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah. I reckon we've got a deep dive tomorrow.
Yeah, let's do some research into this.
First, uncover the world of adult thumb sucking tomorrow on the Breanne Clint Show.
We'll go undercover.
Breanne Clint.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
Right now let's do your birthday bangers.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
This might be a first.
Luca is gonna do Nan's birthday banger.
Hi Luca.
Hi Luca.
Hi.
That's nice of you to do Nan's birthday.
Now do you hopefully know Nan's birthday?
Oh yeah I do.
Okay, let us know. The 2nd of September 1964.
Nice Luca that means your Nan was 16 in 1980 and on that day this was number one.
I want to take me to funky town. I am just realizing that the pseudo echo version was a cover. I didn't
know that. Oh yeah. This is the original. This is the original from 1980. Lips, Ink
and Funky Town. What do you reckon Luca? It's pretty nice. It's funky. It's pretty fun.
Yeah yeah. Okay wait there we're gonna do Sheena's birthday banger.
Hi, Sheena.
Hi, Sheena.
Hi, how are you guys?
Good, mate, how was your weekend?
That was good, thank you.
That's good.
Sheena, what's your birthday?
As 16th of October, 1989.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2005.
And Sheena, we've done the calculations.
Here's your birthday banger.
["Mr. DJ, I want you to have the music on"] It's pretty good, pretty good. calculations here's your birthday banger
the original Rihanna single her first hit her first hit Pondi replay what do you reckon? Yeah no no I'm down for that yeah she's so young in the music video
she's very young did anyone call it Pondereplay for a long time?
Instead of Pondereplay?
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Pondereplay.
Pondereplay.
Yeah.
I reckon you'd get away with both, wouldn't you?
Surely.
Surely.
Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi, Paige.
Hi.
How are you, Paige?
I'm amazing.
I'm a first time caller.
Why?
First time caller. Go, Paige., go Paige, go Paige, go Paige.
Our second one today, Paige, how good.
Oh, I'm so excited.
We're so excited that you're finally here.
Where have you been all our lives, Paige?
I listen to you guys every day.
I'm a home care support worker, so I'm always driving.
Oh yeah, nice.
I'm always listening, I'm always listening.
I love hearing you guys.
Oh god, you've picked up the phone.
We appreciate it.
Yeah, calls like yours make our day, Paige.
Thanks for calling through.
Oh, stop it.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
Right, the 29th of November.
Right.
2002.
Let's do it, Paige.
That means you were 16 in 2018.
And on that day, your 16 16th this was number one.
Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Shallow. It's an epic.
I will say I have sung this in my bathroom multiple times.
Yeah.
pick? I will say, I have sung this in my bathroom multiple times. Yeah. It's huge. There's a hundred people in a room. And only one person believes in you. Then that's the only person you're gonna need.
Call me naive, I think I do quite a good Bradley Cooper in this song. Oh do you? Yeah, go on, give us a bet.
Absolutely not. Go on. No, no, absolutely not.
Let's hear it.
Paige, you wait there.
Hey, I do have to say, my partner and I do, he does do the other part when we're in the
shower.
Yeah?
Oh.
Wait, pardon you?
Sorry, TMI, TMI.
Are we still talking, wait, are we talking about the song?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Obviously.
That sounds like a good time, Paige.
That sounds more like steaming.
Funky Town, Pondi Replay, Shallow.
I'm voting for Lady Gaga.
I absolutely despise that song.
And only because it's a fantastic song, but it's one of those songs for me as a radio
announcer. We have songs that are ruined for us.
Sure. Yeah, absolutely.
And Shallow is ruined for me.
So I've got to go Rihanna, Pondi, Replay.
Claudia, another split vote.
We haven't been able to agree much recently.
Yeah, it's coming to me a lot.
I don't like the pressure.
Um, I would vote.
Don't lie.
Yeah.
You love it.
No, guys, don't make me choose.
I love the build of Shallow, but I can't be bothered with the slow part.
So I'm going with Rihanna.
Sheena, you just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Nice, hold on.
I have a cheerleader squad who's you guys' biggest fan.
Okay, okay.
Hi, hi, we're Incra.
Hi guys.
What's the name of your cheerleading squad guys?
So you've got Ayla, who you often read out my texts about Ayla.
Hi Ayla!
And she's made an apology a couple of weeks ago because you called her Ayla.
And then you've got Scarlett as well.
So these guys are your biggest fans in the afternoon.
Ayla and Scarlett, we love you guys.
Thanks for listening.
And this one's for your mum Sheena.
Bye guys, see ya!
Love you! Thank you! Miss you too! Holy shit, that was cute. Thanks for listening. And this one's for your mum Sheena. Bye guys, see ya!
Love you!
Thank you!
It's you too!
Holy shit, that was cute.
ZM's Brian Clint.
Our producer Claudia came to us today with a fact
which genuinely blew our mind.
Yeah, genuinely both of us in the room when she told us,
you and I both kept looking at her
and then looking at each other
and then looking at her and just going,
What? Mouths agape.
What? Mouths agape.
How did we not know that?
Claudia, when you're ready, please present your fact again.
Well, the funny thing is I presented it to you as if I was stupid.
I was like, obviously it's this and I just haven't realised, but I'm glad you guys are on board.
But you know what it could be before.
Oh my gosh, this is like a Mandela effect situation. but I'm glad you guys are on board. But you know what it could be before you get on your high horse.
What if all three of us are just stupid?
I never could know.
That could be the case.
What if we're a group stupid?
I don't think so. I reckon there'll be people on the text machine
who are equally as surprised by this fact.
I reckon they will.
So there's a song by Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule called I'm Real.
We've all had the lyrics wrong for, you're right. It's been 26 years. Yeah, it's from 1999.
We've all had the lyrics wrong right at the start. We, I mean,
I thought I knew exactly what they said, but apparently not. Right at the start,
he says,
that bit right there. So he says, what's my name?
And then she spells it.
She says, R U L E.
As a jar rule.
Jar rule.
As in the rule part of the jar rule.
And now that I know it's so obvious.
R U L E.
That is not what I thought this whole time.
It's been hiding in plain-U-L-E. L-E.
That is not what I thought this whole time.
It's been hiding in plain sight
for quarter of a century.
What did we all think?
Because we've all heard that song a million times.
I've never really thought too much about it,
but I know that in my mind I had an understanding of it.
You hear that song come up in Friday jams
from time to time.
I, for the entirety of the time I've known that song,
have heard Are You Early?
Me too!
Really?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
Are You Early?
That's exactly right.
Brie?
To be honest, I don't really know.
There's a few things that I think.
One was, are you Ellie?
Yes, that makes sense to me too.
As in the person.
Who's Ellie?
Like a woman who...
Are you Ellie?
He's like, what's my name?
And she's like, are you Ellie?
Well, he is literally saying, she is literally saying Ellie.
Yeah.
Isn't she?
So Bri's is actually the closest. That's to me, I think what I always heard. Wait, that is what she's literally saying Ellie yeah isn't she so Breeze is actually the closest that's to me I think what I always heard wait that is what she's
saying are you Ellie but you just got it wrong but you just she is saying are you
Ellie yeah yeah but I wasn't interpreting it the way that it's meant to be. But isn't that even crazier she is saying are you Ellie?
You were technically saying but you were wrong.
But isn't that even crazier? She is saying, are you Ellie? You were technically saying, yes.
Like going up to a person whose name is Ellen and saying, are you Ellie?
Wild.
Isn't it wild?
I really thought that I was the only one, but I'm so glad you guys are just as...
Stupid. Yeah.
But 9696, are we all stupid?
Or was it really obvious?
We need to do like some sort of majority.
Yeah, text us on 9696.
Did you or did you not know that?
By the way, everybody has had their mind blown by that Claudia fact from before.
Yeah, no one was hearing her spell out his name R-U-L-E.
And most people are hearing your one, R U L E.
Oh really, yeah.
Yeah, well I mean it sounds like it, doesn't it?
Last week I asked you guys, I was like,
who is the voice, the sexiest voice for you?
Who's the voice that when you hear it,
you're like, oh, that does it for me?
You were big on Kate Bickensale?
Weren't you?
No, Kate Blanchett.
Oh, right.
My list was David Attenborough.
That was nice.
Morgan Freeman.
That's good.
James Earl Jones.
That's right.
Kate Blanchett.
Nah.
And you said?
Nigella Lawson.
That might be it.
No, you had one more. Who was the other one that you said?
Who was the other one that I liked, Claudia?
Sydney Sweeney.
No.
Yeah, I think it was Sydney Sweeney.
Anyway, my mum messaged me and she was like,
I need to come on and give you guys mine.
You missed heaps of good ones.
Please welcome to the show the person who keeps us in check, Mumaday.
Hi Mum. Hi guys, how are you going?
Good thanks. Did you realise Mum that when we did that segment last week,
a lot of people on the text machine saying your voice.
Yeah. Oh really, what for a man?
No. Just does it for them it for the hot check. Yeah. Oh, that's lovely until I see me but
that's good. A hot pace but you wanted to weigh in on this mum. I can't believe that
you too, the show that you do and where you live, you didn't pick the best one of all time.
Who is the?
For crying out loud.
She was very passionate about this one.
Who is the best one of all time that we didn't pick?
We went through so many.
We didn't get this one.
And who was it mum?
Russell Crowe.
Yeah well you know I do have that same thing myself you know, I do have that same thing myself, you know, when I meet somebody that I just work,
I dig or whatever.
I'm still just the same fan that I was,
you know, before I even got into the business, you know?
That is a nice place.
I have to give it to her.
I think she's spot on and even hotter than that
in the gladiator when he's like,
my name's Marcus Aurelius.
That's what I was gonna say, weird clip to choose for her.
Father to a murdered son.
How would you not choose a gladiator clip?
I haven't seen one in my life.
Random Russell Crowe clip from a podcast.
Yeah, he sounds hot.
You've got to go with the gladiator Russell Crowe, right, Mum?
That gets your motor running.
Mate, Russell Crowe gets my motor running anyway,
but the gladiator, holy smokes.
OK, who else, Mum?
Run us through who else.
Well, you know know I'm feeling really
bad that I put Russell Crowe above this person. I mean it's the best of all time.
Elvis Presley. About 14 years ago we we met we made a record. The first time 14
years ago. He does have a nice voice. sultry isn't it?
Is that real Elvis or was that Austin Butler's Elvis impression?
Mum, what do you reckon?
That was the real Elvis.
Yeah, that was the real one.
That's the real deal.
Who else Mum?
Well, then I came up with a couple of women.
Okay.
Branching out are ya?
You like to play both sides, we see, we get it?
Well, the thing is I think you let the team down, Brianna.
Well, you don't think Kate Blanchett's got a lovely voice?
Absolutely, but there's one woman that will top all of them big time.
Yeah.
But I'm gonna go with number two and number three first.
Alright.
Okay.
I like this. Okay, who's your number three first. All right. Okay.
I like this.
Okay.
Who's your number three woman?
Number three.
Yeah.
You ready for it?
Yeah.
Yep.
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, okay.
We don't have a clip of her.
You've thrown a curve ball.
Oh, sorry about that.
And who else?
I'll use the red dink it. Scarlet Johans that. And who else? I have to rethink it.
Scarlet Johansson.
You're getting to London in three hours.
That's different than reaching zero gravity
and then you come back down.
Even if that only takes a few hours,
you still did go into space, technically.
Okay, that's a terrible choice.
Well, we're not talking about looks, mum.
We're talking about voice.
No, no, and equal number two is Adele.
I'm trying to not always be two completely different
versions of myself, because it's exhausting.
Like, you know, switching on and switching off
and so that's sort of why I'm sort of like,
I go out for dinner a bit more now even,
which I know sounds pathetic.
Okay.
Yeah, mum, you're definitely straight.
Yeah.
I think she's got a terrific accent.
Mum, you were straight as an arrow.
Okay, well I can't wait to find out who number one is.
$100 on the line if you pick the voice.
Oh, is this a mystery one?
Oh yeah, Day Medna.
Okay, so we're gonna play the clip
and then you and I need to guess who it is. Oh, okay.
We're going to get off the clock.
It's a mystery voice.
I thought so too.
You gave me something to think about.
You said you might be able to help me.
That's right.
But how can you do that?
Steve, you're going to take that job with those men that were up here with Frenchie?
Yeah, I can find what's left of them.
I flew over Devil's Island.
Doesn't look like such a high class resort. That's what I heard.
Is that Hillary Barry?
It's Audrey Hepburn.
I believe if I'm not mistaken, that's Pussy Galore.
Close.
Is it Audrey Hepburn?
Oh, jeez, she's getting close.
Is it... Marilyn Monroe? No. Is it Suzy Cato? You know who it is? It's
Karen who wanted her 20 bucks back. It's Karen who wants her 20 bucks back. You're gonna get No. Is it Tony Street? No.
No.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it Muriel from Muriel's Wedding?
Oh, that's a good guess.
No.
Tony Colette.
I don't know, Di.
That's vintage, that one.
Can you give us a clue?
Yeah, who is that, Mum?
Well, the person in that clip with her was her husband.
Yeah.
And they were probably the one of the most iconic duo of the time before my
time, even Bonnie and Clyde.
I think that might've played them actually, but, um, yeah, before my time.
So it is Lauren, but call and Humphrey Bogart.
Okay.
I'm just going to, I'm just going to pull agree. Hold on. I'm just gonna pull that.
Hold on.
Lauren.
Bogard?
Is it Lauren Bogard?
Bacall.
Bacall.
Bacall.
I've never heard of that woman.
Lauren Bacall.
But in fairness,
probably the hottest female voice out of the whole lot.
I thought so too.
She does definitely have a hot voice.
Yeah.
You said you might be able to help me. That's right. All right well you bamboozled us there Di,
we weren't able to get out. Yeah you really did. You bamboozled us. What's the hottest accent?
Oh I think English. Oh. I better say, better, but no.
Or Australian.
I don't know, I think they're down the line a bit.