ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th May 2026

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

20 things that make you unlikable.  What fell on you?  Number two emergencies.  Outfit-based meltdowns.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's Z-Ams-N-Klin' podcast. Z-M's Brean-Klint, thanks to KFC. Z-AM's Brean-Klin. There's no rays I'd rather be. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Tuesday. And look, call us organized, but we've just been working on this week's Friday Oakey.

Yes, we have. God, did you have heaps of fun doing it? Look. It's such a fun song to sing. It is. And it ties into what's been happening in our world for last week. We can reveal what it is. This week on Friday, for Friday, okay, we're going to do the Spice Girls.

Which banger, by the way. What an absolute belt-up. I saw Maddie Maclean in reception. Oh, he'd be so jealous. Number one Spice Girls fan. He said the best Spice Girls song. Really? Yeah.

Has he not heard, Holler? Yeah, yeah, no. Holla didn't feature in his top ten, actually. Oh, boo. Not a true fan. That Post Malone song last week was not in your range. This is my week to play the not in my range. Can we just get from you?

What's the part where they go, Who do you think, yeah? Oh, go. What, live? What's the part where they go real high? Hold on. I always do it. You know when we do it live?

Yeah. I always do that part because you're like, I can't do that part. So it's the part in the chorus where they go, Who do you think you are? You're all right? Can you help, Claudia? This is the bit where it goes, I said,

Who do you think you are? Do you think you are? Can we just get that from you? Do you think? That was so worth the way. It was so worth the way. I hope everyone agrees. Let's get into today's show.

Deal or Reveal, where the Olivia Dean tickets are still on the wall. The Activator is at 5 to 4. this afternoon if you're keen to play Z-Im's deal or reveal. What case got opened? How much, was it the $500? Looks like it, yeah. That's not a bad case to open. I think they took the deal.

I think they got more like $700. Really? Okay, cool. Well, let's see if we can get more out of Bank of Brin at 4 o'clock. First, though, Trady versus Lady. If you'd like to play with us, you can call us now on 0800 dial Z-M. We need a Trady and a lady to play with us next. Play Zatim's Bree and Clint. It's Trady.

versus ladies That's right We back in, we're keeping score If you're playing along the tradies have won 36 times For the year, the ladies 41 Ladies in Christchurch She's 37 and she played this game last year And she lost

So she's back for redemption Welcome to the show Alex Alex Hi Alex Hi Alex Hi I'm so excited to be back on again And this time hopefully I won't lose Yeah do you know how you went last time

Did you get pantsed or was it a close loss? It was a close one. Okay. I think it was like, went to seven questions. Oh. Great. Good to hear you keep your pants. Your too.

I just want to say congratulations to bring in to fire. I'm so happy for you guys. Yeah. Bless you, Alex. That's so sweet. Thank you. My wife and I have got two daughters together. Oh, amazing.

So I'm so, so for you guys. Oh, thank you. That's so kind. That's very cool, Alex. It's really cool. You're taking on our trady from Christchurch, they're 46 and he spent the day vaccinating fish.

Welcome to the show, Hilton. Hi Hilton. Hello. Is that real? Do you vaccinate fish? Yes, we do. Do you vaccinate them against? Do you have to put a band-aid on them after? No, we don't put a band-aid on them, but we vaccinate against a couple of different diseases,

and it's one of those things you've got to go through 40,000 fish in a day. Yes. Are any of the fish antipaks? They don't get a choice, unfortunately. Yeah, right. Right. Okay, it's mandated. All right. Your buzzer is tradie. Alex, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers gets the $50 cash. Good luck, guys. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Name a major musical that has the name of an animal in the title.

Ladies. Yes, Alex. Lion King. Lion King is a great one. Also cats, we would have accepted. You were thinking Cats Hilton, yeah. All right, we move on to question two. One to the ladies. What is the longest running American sitcom? There's a hint. It's a cartoon. Lady.

Yes, Alex. The Simpsons. It is the Simpsons. She's away and flying. Alex, Hilton's right there, though, I can hear him. He's clipping at your heels. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Hilton. Taylor Swift. Not done. It is Taylor Swift. I feel like that was right in the pocket for you, Alex. But we move on. Question four. Was Barack Obama?

summer, 37, 47, or 57 when he became the president. Yes, Alex. 47. She's got it. She's a lady. What I... You are all over it like a rash. Didn't even give Hilton a look in.

I'm guessing to take a swift one, though. I'm supposed to Swifty. Yeah, yeah. Well, Hilton got you on that one. That sigh there, Hilton. That's the sound of a man who spent the day vaccinating 40,000 fish. And then just got diddled in TradyV. Yes, ladies.

Unlucky, mate. It's tough. I'll blame it on being cold and having stood in the water all day. Uh-huh. That's a good idea. Alex, too good and you get that win in Trady versus Lady. 50 bucks coming your way. Well done.

Thank you. Love you guys, thank you. Love you too. Redemption Alex. Woo-hoo. Yay. Yay. All right, ladies go to 42.

Trady stay on 36. Still tight. Ladies still up. Next on the show, question for you. What fell on you? Yeah, on top of you. On top of you. Keep it clean. Keep it clean.

Do you know the comedian Laura Cleary? No. Quite a famous comedian. Big on social media. She's in the news all over the news in the last couple of days for having a near-death experience. Oh no. Where a fridge fell on her. Sorry.

I'm sorry. It sounds. I'm sorry. It sounds like a comedy bit. It does. But this is a legit story. She had to go to hospital. She had to go in an ambulance.

She thought she was going to die. Now, there's two ways a fridge could fall on you. A fridge could fall over on you. Or a fridge could fall on you like they do in like the Looney Tunes. Like in Road Run-up. Yeah, and you're walking down the street. And a moving company is moving a fridge from a high-rise apartment building and a fridge falls. Or like in that movie, what's the movie where death,

chases you. Oh. I feel like that would happen in that movie. Final destination. Yeah. Frididget. The fridge falls on you. They should do a final destination where it's all whiteware.

Oh, terrifying. Someone, yeah. What is the scariest whiteware, do you reckon? Um, oh, I don't find any whiteware particularly scary. You don't? No. What about a deep freeze? Oh, yeah.

A chest freezer, yeah. Because that's where the bodies go. Yep. And it's always hidden down. the laundry unless you're rich, unless you're rich, it's always in the laundry that's like dark and cold. You have to walk downstairs to get out the bloody chicken. When I was growing up, not rich, the deep freeze was in my bedroom.

And it was one of those real old deep freezes too, the old Fisher and Puyall ones where the handle is brown. You know, it's all white, but the handle, the inside of the handle is brown. And I'd be asleep and then in the middle of the night, go, it's going to... It's gone into overdrive. Never got defrosted. Never got defrosted.

Dad had come in and be like, I'm just getting some months out for dinner. As he picks his way through the ice and the deep freeze. Everything had freezer burn on it. Cool memory. So yeah, actually, deep freeze for me. Yeah. Well, for this woman, it was the fridge. It was a 270 kilo fridge.

God damn. That toppled onto her inside of her home. where it was just her and her young children there. She thought, I'm going to, I'm going to die here. She started to lose consciousness. It kind of fell into her and kind of pinned her up against the kitchen bench, is what I'm picturing from what they've described. She, in the end, the ambulance had to come.

Yeah. They came, they saved her. She had to go to hospital. Yeah, scary. She was in a bad way. Terrifying. We got some audio of her. This is in the ambulance with the ambos.

Take a listen. I was crushed by a 600 pound fridge. Is that correct? Yes. Buzzy. She sounds like she's on the green whistle. I think so. It must be a big fridge.

I've just googled how much a standard French door fridge freezer, because those are the big ones in New Zealand, between 100 and 200 Ks. Yeah, this was 270. So she's got a 270. I guess once it's full of groceries. Yeah, true. You need to take that into account.

Yeah. Did she say how it happened? Like, Yeah, no. A fridge doesn't just fall over. Yeah, it didn't really go into that because I looked for that information. Unless it's a haunted fridge. Maybe she's saving that for her stand-up.

For her stand-up, yeah. Yeah. Which coincidentally is what the fridge failed to do. There you go. There's an opening joke. Boom. We want to know what fell on you. something? Yeah, when I was a kid, very scary. Typical kid stuff, me and my brother playing in

his room and a cupboard that I climbed up the cupboard. And they always say this, dangerous. The cupboard started to tip back as I got to the top and I made a last minute decision to like curl up into a little ball and luckily as it fell on me, I was in the spot where it didn't hit me. So like inside the cupboard, but it was too heavy to push off of me. And luckily, as it fell off of me, and I was in the, to push off of me. Yeah. And so I got stuck in there. Mm-hmm.

And you're entering the stage of life. You're going to, you've got a baby coming. You're going to start screwing all your shit to the wall. Yeah. Mm. Yeah. But I mean, lucky, lucky to get out alive. Oh, 800 dollars at M.

What fell on you? We don't want to hear from you if you died. Yeah. Because that's not funny. Because, yeah, that's a bit of a down does. If you died, don't call. Mm. But if you survived, we want to know what fell on you.

Wiley Coyote rings up and goes, I got hip fly an envelope. Yeah, but I survived. But I'm here to tell the tale. God damn, roadrunner. Are you a mechanic and did a car full on you? Whoa. That's so scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you a midwife and did a baby fall on you? I don't know. Oh, $100 at em, you can text your stories to 9-696. The question is, What fell on you? Dead end up. Great text, but first, Patricia is on the phone. Hi, Patricia.

Hi, Patricia. Hi, Clint. How are you? Good, thank you. mate, what fell on you? Sorry? What fell on you? Oh, a 13 hands high horse fell on me when I was settling it for my friend.

A whole horse fell on you, Patricia. Yeah. How did, and why would the horse be doing that? Well, I was settling it and the girth that you put underneath a horse, I pulled it and the horse came with it. Oh, my God. Were you okay? Oh, no, no, no. They had to be careful of the toxins that got released and all the things.

of another thing that was going on. What toxins? Did it burst your pancreas or something? No, no. Luckily nothing bursted or anything, but it was quite scary, kind of sitting under there like, this is excitingish, I suppose.

Because... How much would you say a 13-hand horse weighs, Patricia? Oh, off the top of my head more than probably 80 KGs, that's surreal. Yeah, a bit more than 80 KGs. I would say it probably weighs like 600. Oh, yeah.

700. I've Googled it, guys. A 13-hand horse, 52 inches, typically weighs between 250 and 350 and 350 kilos. My ponies were real fat. Yeah, it felt like a woman, you know, elephants are sitting on me like. Or a horse. Or a horse, Patricia. Yeah.

We get it. That's crazy. Thank you, and we're glad you're okay. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us what fell on you?

I'm a teacher and it was a student falling off the playground, which I caught with my arm. She fell on my arm. Okay. Snapped my wrist in two. Oh, no. Now there's students. I know the hero, though. Yeah, you are.

There's students and their students. What year was the student that fell on you? About year three, I'd say. Okay. Yeah, it was more the angle, I'd say, than the weight. Okay, gotcha. We saved her. So if anyone thinks teachers aren't dedicated, they can think again.

Pay rise. coming your way. Yeah, well done. Well done, anonymous. Let's go to Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Kilda.

What fell on you, Kate? A swing set fell on me. Oh, no. How'd you manage that? Oh, well, I was swinging. One of those kids' swing sets that's not bolted to the ground. It snapped in the middle. It was like a big wooden structure.

Yeah, had a couple of swings on it. And, yeah, we were swinging and fell like kind of snapped in half. And so it was very dramatic. landed on my non-or and yeah, broke my kneecap. Ooh. It's funny, Kate, because that's how my uncle said he hurt his knee as well was swinging. What? Anyway, sorry for another time, Kate.

Sorry for another time. We asked what fell on you. Someone said my drunk brother who stands seven foot tall fell on me while I was trying to help him home after his 21st. Seven foot tall? Seven foot brother. Wow. Here's a text you don't receive every day. Okay.

The question was, what fell on you? Someone said, a penguin fell out of a tree and hit me on my head and shoulder. I was walking on a track at night in Stewart Island, and the tree branches came out over the track, which runs a tree, at tree root level. I heard a noise above me, and I looked up, and a penguin fell out of the tree branch and hit me. That is.

And then ran off. A very unique story. You got hit by a penguin. I was waiting for them to say they were playing. club penguin or something. But no, it's a real story. An actual penguin. Someone said, geez, Bree.

My Clydesdale weighs 650 kilos. I was... A 13-hand horse. I was thinking it was bigger than what it was. No, I'm with you. I would have thought a full-sized horse weighed more than 300 kilos. I was thinking it did. Yeah.

Like my dad, I was basing it off my dad's bull. Well, that's a different animal. I know. But I was basing it off the fact that my dad's... bull weighs over a tum. Oh, okay, I see. Yeah. We asked what fell on you.

Someone said, my best mate fell onto my wife. Whoops. My foreman fell on me and got me pregnant. I was his apprentice. Ha ha. Very good. Someone said, I am 4 foot 11 and it fell on me.

Luckily, what fell on you? Oh, keep reading. It was on the bed, but I lay there and thought people will find me in my coffin. I decided to move a huge wardrobe by rocking it side to side to put in the passage. Oh, wow. I wonder how long you were stuck there for. Four foot 11.

Yeah. Get a mover. Or a hand trolley. Yeah, one of the two. I played President's Grade Rugby for the Old Fellas. We played to Carwell and the Manua II a couple of seasons ago and I got crushed under a ruck. My mate that plays for them weighs 198 KGs. What?

That's 50 KGs less than a horse we just found out. That's crazy. And there were at least two others of a similar size on top of me. I felt my soul leave my body. A hundred and ninety-eight K-Gs. It's a big boy. That is a big boy. Someone said my sister tried to climb onto a grandfather clock.

No. Luckily, mum happened to walk past just as it began to fall and she managed to stop it with her arm. My sister was fine, but mum sliced up her forearm pretty badly when the glass door shattered upon impact. God, the mum would have been. so annoyed. Get off the grandfather clock.

Get off, no, say that to the grandfather clock. Get off the children, grandfather clock. My work mate had a small concrete panel fall on him. It weighed 500 kilos. A 100mm drain pipe saved them from being way worse. What, so it obviously has hit the drain pipe. And that's just kept it off him a little bit. It's taken a little bit of the...

Because they'd kill you. 500 kilos. If I'm about to kill you, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's almost as big, just a bit bigger than a horse. That's two horses. Yeah. As we found out.

Someone said, I found my step sister stuck under the washing machine that fell on her. No, he didn't. I hope that story. No, he didn't. I've seen that video. Had a very happy ending. ZD.N's Branklin. We love the story.

stories, Clint, where the oldest person gives out their advice about the best three things you can do. Yeah, everyone's like, you made it to this age. How did you do it? And deep down, everybody wants the secret to be, I had three standard drinks every day. Or chocolate is a big one too? Cheesecake. Cheesecake, yeah. Eating a cheesecake every day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. God. We'd love that. I feel like cheesecake is underrated. And I will say, I feel like wet cheesecake, the most underrated. Oh yeah Do you prefer a baked? There's this place in Auckland called Fed Deli

and they do a cheesecake board and so you can get a slice. What? Yeah, it's a single serve like it's a dessert for one and you get three slices of cheesecake. How are we just hearing about this now? I think they do two baked and a wet

and so you get the slices of the cheesecake. Can we go there on Friday please so we can get that? Oh, God I love cheesecake. Yes. How have you never brought this up, Clint? I'm getting one to myself, you can get your own. Yeah, that's what she said, one each. 100%.

That'd be 3, 6, 12 slices of cheesecake, please. I think that's fine. And if it was the key to living longer, then no one would judge us. So it turns out, this guy says, eat more cheesecake. Really? No, I'm joking. I wish it was. He's 111.

He's the oldest man in America right now. Okay. His name is Louis. Joe Biden. Sorry. Lewis Canoe. And he said that there's three different habits that he believes is the key to him living a long life. All right.

This is good. This is what we need to know. Okay. Yeah. This guy was born in 1914. Wow. Does that blow your mind? 1914.

That's the year of World War I started. He was there for World War I, World War II, when the Titanic sank? Yep. No. Titanic sank in 1912. Oh. He just missed out of that. Just missed that one.

Just missed out. This guy was around when sliced bread was invented. You don't know that. No, I know that. I'll put a hundred bucks on it. Okay. Can you tell me what his secrets are? Okay.

Sorry, I was trying to jazz this up a bit because they're a bit boring. Do not drink alcohol. He was a life for World War I and 9-11. There you go. Yeah. Crazy times. Do not drink alcoholic beverages is the first one. Yeah.

So it has a lot. started well. Boo. Okay? Yeah. Sleep well. Sleep is key, he said. Obviously.

And God, Clint and Ella are going to be devastated about this one. What? No smoking. Funny. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. Bad news.

What is this guy? A 111-year-old virgin? No drinking, no smoking, get an early night. No, thanks, I'll die early, thank you very much. Rather have sex, please. Currently, for the tennis tour, they're playing at Roland Garros. Oh, is it Roland Garros? Rollin Garos.

That's the clay one. It is the clay one, which was notoriously Nadal's favorite event. There's a story that's doing the rounds about, a French tennis player that's had a bit of a mayor in the first round at Roland Garos. Oh yeah, okay. So he was a wild card. He's an up-and-comer and he's managed to, you know, win his way into the tournament. Nice.

First round game, things aren't going the best for this guy. His name's Arthur Jaya. And he was four-one down in the first set. and it's when disaster struck and he needed to use the bathroom. Oh. And when I say... You're allowed to use the bathroom in the middle of a tennis match?

I believe there is certain rules. Like maybe it's between sets. Okay. I think every tournament's different. Yeah. But there is very strict rules about when you can and can't use the bathroom and blah, blah, blah. Anyway, it wasn't a point in the game when you could use the bathroom. but he needed to use the bathroom.

Oh, like he needed to use the bathroom? He needed the bathroom. Okay. Take a listen to him talking to the umpire about needing to go. Like, I think it's going to blow out, really. No, it's not a joke. I can't do any actual times ago.

No, but I can call the physio during the... You can call the physio and then you have to call the physio. Yeah, but during the points I can call. Like during the games. but we'll get the picture of come after the game. No, no, calling me out. And then immediately runs off the court. When you've got to go, you've got to go,

and we suspect it may be a stomach issue. Ooh. One of the things, if you couldn't quite hear in the audio, he says, I think it's going to come out of me. So he's talking about number two's. He's talking about number twos. He then goes on to say, the slow clap from the crowd as well.

The poor guy. These are some of the things he actually quoted. He said, I've got the sheds. I need to go to the bathroom. I can't move or play anymore. I'm going to shit on the court. There's a tennis term for that. Deuce.

Dropping a deuce. I always look for the silver linings. Poor guy. If you're going to shit yourself on a tennis court, you'd prefer it was clay. Yeah. So it's probably the best tournament to do it. Wimbledon, it'd be on the grass and you'd see it. Very noticeable.

If you did it in Melbourne, it'd be on the blue. They'd play on a blue court. Clay is the best situation for it, I think. A brown clay would be the most forgiving. And maybe you can just, I don't know, rub it in. God. He ended up losing the match. Yeah.

Yeah. And I think it's because, well, I don't know why it's why, but he was definitely unwell. But he lost the match, but he preserved his dignity. Did he? Well, yeah. Well, at least he didn't yet. More so than what could have happened. I mean, we are on the other side of the world playing audio of him begging to go for a poo.

But I believe he has preserved at least a shred of his dignity. Yeah. Could have been way worse. Could have been way worse. We would ask you guys this afternoon. When was the emergency number two situation? Yeah. Like it just was really dire.

You had to take decisive action. You know what I was thinking about this before the show? And I feel like the ultimate one would be your wedding day at the aisle, at the altar. Awful. And all of a sudden, you have to go. God, you'd hope that that wouldn't have. It must have happened to someone. It must have happened to someone.

Surely. Someone somewhere. Yeah. But it's not the only one. There'd be times in assembly when you're at school. when you're on stage waiting to receive a certificate. Terrible. It would have been times.

You get the sweats and there's just no avoiding it. Oh. It would have been times on a first date where they're like, should we get a coffee and go for a walk on the beach? Oh, and you're like, no. In that order, you're like, I want to go home now. What about on a long haul flight? Well, at least on a long haul flight, there's somewhere to do it.

What's wrong with a long haul flight? No, well, yeah. Yeah. I just don't like using airplane toilets. Oh, okay. Especially for that situation. You prefer to go in the ocean. We know. The ZM Podcast Network. So we want to know where is your number two emergency.

This person wants to be anonymous. Understandably. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. What happens? So I had met a new love interest. Oh, lovely.

He invited me on a camping trip with him his friends. Fun. But in order to get to the campsite, we had to canoe down a river. Okay. So we're canoeing down the river and an emergency hits. Okay. Got it.

And I'm panicking because I'm like, I don't know what to do. No. You didn't canoe poo, did you? No, no. I barely made it to land. Oh. And then I had to run and find a tree. Yes.

God, you weren't in a wetsuit. Were you anonymous? No, no, I wasn't in a wetsuit. Thank goodness. You know, around a bunch of strangers that I didn't know. Oh, disaster. Yeah, not just strangers. Someone that you were trying to romantically impress.

Did they know what was going on for you in that moment, Anonymous? I kind of, I mean, I told them that it was an emergency and then I had to go. And I was like, and I don't know where. I don't know what to do. I don't reckon I can tell them. I aren't going to be too embarrassed. I could be like, I just love nature. And I have to go and look at this tree.

Nobody else come. I'm telling you everyone would know at that point. I feel like everybody did know. So I'm funny. While I was waiting for you guys talk to me, my child in the back seat going, Mommy, why didn't you take me on the camping trip? And did it work out, anonymous?

I'm sorry? And did it work out? The romantic connection. Did it last? Oh, yeah, I was with the person for about five years, but not anymore. Well, it worked out then after that. Unless when they broke up with you five years later, they were like,

it's because of what you did on the canoe trip. I was never truly able to move past it. We all knew what you were doing. Anonymous number two is here. Hi, anonymous number two. That's very fitting for what we're talking about. Hi, how are you? Good.

What was your anonymous number two emergency? So me, my husband and his friend were out fishing. And I really had to go on. obviously there's those toilet on the boat. So I thought, right, you guys turned the other way. They didn't know, like, what number I was doing, I didn't say. You guys turned the other way. I just needed to go toilet.

So I kind of sat over the boat a way, and I didn't think about what way the tide was going. Oh, anonymous. And, yeah, kind of just floated straight past them. I was so embarrassed. Is this trauma for me? This trauma?

Anonymous. Sounds very similar to my situation. Very traumatic. I reckon some Olivia Danes would help make up for the trauma though. Nice try, Anonymous. We have been bombarded with texts on this topic. There's so many. When was your emergency number two?

Someone said it was Breeze Pool in the Ocean for an emergency or just for the experience? It was for an emergency. Yeah. It wasn't just because I wanted to see what it was like. It was recreational. But if you're claiming emergency now, I'm your friend. I support you.

I'll change my opinion. You know it was an issue. emergency. We asked you to text us about your number two emergency and we got this text. Big Sandy here. I was at a wedding and I sneezed and everyone could smell what I did in my light blue dress. Oh, sad. I don't know if Big Sandy has that voice. I want to talk to Big Sandy so bad. Big Sandy sounds like my type of person. I would have a good time. I also would have a good time with this person who text in. We're talking number two emergencies. They said, I had to shit in a coffee cup on the motorway one time. Thanks, Elena.

Shout out to Elena. As a teacher, I walked into the corridor one day, and there was S-H-I-T all down the hall from someone that had an upset tummy and didn't make it on time. Oh. That's awful. Down the wall, like a murder scene. Someone else said, I was leaving my friend's house in the States, and I realized, oh no, I need to use the toilet.

It was about 20 minutes to get home. and it was very late so nothing was open. So I did what any person would do. I saw a dumpster and I pulled in and did my business behind it. As I was squatting, I looked up and what did I see? A big giant cross. I did poos in the parking lot behind the dumpster of a church. I'm going to hell.

That's good. I was dropping my teenage son and his friend to school. Sudden and desperate need to poo. 8 a.m. pulled over into sushi shop. They didn't speak much much English. I had to try and explain that it was an emergency. The woman didn't want to let me in because of health regulations. I nearly shat myself in their store.

Oh my God. Luckily, a young guy working there could sense my urgency and let me through to the toilet out the back. Thank God. I felt so bad for what I did in there. Do you, after that, go up and buy a courtesy sushi? No, you leave immediately. Do you?

Yeah. I'd be so embarrassed. I'd be like, I'm getting the hell out of here. Do you pop $5 on the counter and just be like, thanks? Thanks and sorry. Because I'd be like they're going to call the police. Sorry for the dragon roll.

Someone else said, hey guys, not a proud moment here, but heading to Ragland to pick up the missus and her friends. They'd been on the chop the night before. So I left really early to surprise her. Halfway there along the expressway got the mega sweats and had to pull over into a service bay and let rip. Had no toilet paper, so you had to use some pages of the apprenticeship book I had in the passenger seat. Was not my proudest moment.

Not the apprenticeship book. Do you remember when we got a call? I'm not going to name her. She did it at the time, but I'm not going to name her. But she is a former contestant on the bachelor. She was one of the bachelorets. Yep. And she has IBS.

Yeah. And she said the same situation happened to her. And all she had to use for toilet paper was those times. little pages that you get in the instructional manual that comes with a baby G watch. Remember how small the booklet is that comes inside a baby G watch? Tiny. She was tearing off those tiny sheets. It would have been a mess.

She did not win the Bachelorette that person, by the way. The Bachelor. It wasn't Matilda. Are you sure? Yeah, it wasn't. No, I remember who it was. Last one, I reckon. Last one is all we can handle.

What about this one? I have been involved in rodeos my whole. life. And I know of two situations where guys have let one slip whilst riding a bull. Oh. I get that. And then the ball bucks it right back up into you. Yeah, imagine how scared you to be. So. 12 years old, New Year's Eve, 1999 at my dad's Model T car club rally. All the ladies on the wines are hogging the loos by peeing every 25 seconds. I shat in the car park. Later, us kids were playing spotlight and some of the boys thought there must be a wolf roaming around.

doing monster shits. It was me. A wolf. Whoa! There must be a wolf. No human being could do that kind of. And that's how you saw in the new millennium. Yep.

Wow. What a time to be alive. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast. Let's get classical. Should be called Brie Clinton Ella's Let's Get Classical, shouldn't it? Yeah, Ella is a big part of the game. Ella, Bree and Clint.

What about me? Ella, Claudia, comma. Oh, God, there's too much. We'll just keep it as it is. Yeah, please. This is Let's Get Classical. We're guessing songs in classical style. It's you and me, Bree, versus producer Ella.

And the winner, I want the winner. A little kiss on the cheek. Okay. Okay. The winner gets a little kiss on the cheek Okay I love how radio's always Yes and you can't say no

Sounds good The person that was supporting Ella Just hung up Oh She's like I don't condone this So good Claudia let's go Yeah let's jump right down

Buzz them with your name Only the artist and the name of the song And here is your first one Yes Ella I felt that we just played it Yeah Yeah. Ella!

Elit! Fortnight, Taylor Swift, post my life. Boom! There it is. Boom, baby. For a fortnight there we love. I would never have got that.

Can we have a little... Ready? Makes you very good, Ella. Well done. That was very solid from you. I would never have got that. Okay, maybe you can bring it back with the next one.

That's one point to Ella, but here is another one. Oh, boy. No. Yes, Ella? Three, three. Two. Allot, firework.

Perry? She's got it. Well done, Ella. Two little kisses on the cheek coming right up. Yay! So I come in now or after the slip? See us shortly. The person that was supporting you hung up, so we'll just give the money. Yeah, Jared! The KFC chicken dollars to Jared even though he voted for free and Clint.

Well done, Jared. Yay. Oh, you, Jared. Yay. Thank you, Alan. You're welcome. Boom! Brinkland podcast. I thought we could all do a bit of an exercise together to be a bit more self-aware.

What do you guys think? Okay. It's a great quality to have, be more self-aware. And so here's what's going to happen. I've got this test of 20 behaviours to avoid if you want people to like you. Okay. So these behaviours, I would say make people dislike you. So the more of these behaviours you believe you have, the more dislikable you are.

And so what we're going to do is I figured we all know each other super well. So we're going to inform each other if we have that. If we have that quality or not. Sounds like a stitch up. Keep your own score. Be nice to everyone. Okay. First one.

Interrupting people mid-sentence. I'm just going to give myself a point. I'm going to give myself a point At least they're aware, Claudia. Yeah. I'm not going to give myself a point. What the heck, you need to? Okay, next.

Constantly humble bragging. Having a little humble bragging. Are we being nice or we're being on? No, we're being honest. There's a point each, guys. For everybody. Everybody. You two.

Oh, just three. Okay. Next, one up. everyone's stories. I'm going to give myself a point. Bree. It's the ADHD. I just want to,

I just want you to know that I feel a part of it. Yeah, you're relating. But Clint goes, oh my dog went to the vet the other day. I know. It literally popped into my brain as soon as I said it. And Bree interrupted my sentence and said,

my dog has them surgery. Pipe down. You can't talk. Next, checking your phone when someone's talking, Clint. Bree. Me also probably. And Ella. Yeah.

Everyone gets a point. Everyone gets a point. Next one. Giving unsolicited advice, Clint. Bree. Okay. Yeah. Next, being chronically late.

That's not me. Ella. No, I used to be. I used to be. I'm going to give Ella a point. Ella gets a point. You're going to light. She is getting better, but it is one of your traits.

Not anymore. Laughing at others' expense. That's everyone. But like, in a nice way. right. Doesn't say nice or mean, just is laughing. Everyone has done that.

Okay. Okay. Next, complaining constantly, Claudia. Bree. Me? Yes. Clint gets one too, then. Ella's pretty good.

Ella's pretty, yeah, she's pretty positive. It's not complaining. Correcting people unnecessarily. Clint. Me. And Claudia. Not me, not you and I, Ella.

We're good. We don't usually know if someone's made a mistake. I'll correct you there. Next, acting interested only when you need something. No, I don't believe. I don't do that. Being condescending. No.

Clint. Do you think I'm condescending? No, I don't think he is. Sometimes. I'll just say. Radio awards outfits. That's all I say. That's not condescending.

That's critical. Condescending. I don't. This is going to sound condescending. I'm not sure you understand what condescending man. My point, exactly. I'll give myself a point. These are the traits, by the way, if you've just joined us,

the more of these traits you have, the more dislikable you are. Correct. We're keeping score. Next, backing out of plans at the last minute. Or Ella and Clint. No. You just don't go.

Clint never commits. If I commit, I go. And if you don't want to go, you still go, but you go, oh, I don't want to go. Yeah. But I don't back out. No, I wouldn't say you back out. Do I back out?

Yeah. Yeah, I would say you probably get a point for that. Gossiping about... Did we go to the Billy Eilis movie? I got sick. And backed out. Gossiping about everyone around you. Is it gossip if it's venting?

If all of us get a point. Treating service workers poorly. Oh, no. Oh, how dare you? I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Refusing to admit when you're wrong, Clint. Yeah.

I think you've gotten better over the years. This is a trap. This is a trap. It's Clint. It's got to be glit. No, you're testing me. Do you agree? Yeah.

Refusing. Okay. Being passive, aggressive instead of direct. Claudia. Claudia. Claudia. Dominating conversations with opinions no one asked for. Bree.

Are you kidding me? That's you. And you. And you. Not remembering anything about the people you've met. Clint. Oh, shit. Yeah. And that's it. That's all of them.

Okay, I've got the scores. Oh, man. I've got way more than I thought. The most likable person on the show is Ella. We've got five out of 20. I'll take it. But she hasn't been on the planet long enough. The second most likable person on the show with six out of 20. Only one more is Claudia.

I'll take it. And the least likable person. Who's it going to be? On the Brian Clint show, with 12 out of 20, is Clint. 12? We must have been close, though.

You got nine. That's pretty close. It's both a no good. Should this be the Claudia and Ella show? People have said it. We've been saying it for years. It'd be too nice, though. We like a bit of roughness.

A bit of controversy. Yeah, a bit of fights. That's what you guys bring. Bit of arguing. Yeah. Well, lucky I have the. buttons and I can push the box. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint.

We next week have Radio's Night of Nights coming up, don't we? The New Zealand Radio Awards are back. Glitz, glam, and some drinks will probably regret the next day. We're looking to lose our eighth Radio Award this year. No one has ever done it.

It's our thing. No one in the history, this is a big deal, guys, in the history of New Zealand radio, has ever achieved what we could achieve next week losing eight times in a row. It's the eight Pete.

It is the eight Pete. I mean, it's pretty crazy. If anyone can do it, it's us. We can. It's us. We can. You will know this if where you work has like an awards night each year

or maybe you remember it from the school ball or maybe you experience this at your wedding. It's that feeling of having an outfit-based meltdown. And I've watched it go on in the team over the last couple of weeks. I think you're underestimating how often this happens. Right, okay. This happens, this could just happen on a weekend.

This could happen literally on a weeknight. Like just anywhere, any time, any place. Outfit-based meltdowns. Outfit-based meltdowns. Ella, how many- For the ladies happens all the time? Ella, how many outfit-based meltdowns have we had for the Radio Awards this year, specifically so far? I want to say six.

Six! Some of them aren't actually. Mountdowns, they're like intense rage that I decide to ignore. Yeah. And then you bottle it up and then you did see yes a moment last week I'm not proud of. No, it's okay. You just got to let Jesus take the wheel sometimes. Take the wheel.

And just be like, it is what it is. There were tears in the workplace. It's okay. I understand. I want to be excited. There's a lot of pressure. I tried to help you. You did help me.

You found me. You found me. You found me. Ella. Ella. Ella. What are you? Frey.

Ella, and you found me. You. You found each other. That's lovely. But Ella, the awards are next week, have you found an outfit? Yeah. So what I did mean to say is Brey found me a shirt. Yeah.

And then a friend in the office, Katie, has found me a skirt. Okay. Amazing. Together, I think they make an appropriate, nice outfit. So you're sorted. Yeah. So are you more excited about the event now that you've got your outfit sorted? Yes.

Have you tried it on? No, it isn't coming in the mail. Oh, same. Mine's not here yet either. How close are you going to cut this? I don't know. Once you try it on, you could hate it and you could have another outfit-based meltdown. Don't put that out there, Clint.

I'm going to try it. It's going to fit perfectly and I'm going to look super cool. Yeah. I'm terrified. That's going to happen to me too. Do you have your outfit? No. No.

I only bought them online. I haven't tried them on. And I've bought two options. Oh, good idea. And obviously the one I like the least will, I'll send back. but what if what if they don't fit what if neither are good could you wear a part of the first one part of the second one I mean the top from the first one

and the slacks from the bottom one but what if both pairs of pants don't fit oh god could we sew the pants together and make one giant pair of pants like a crewella de ville situation like the pants that Jared from subway used to stand in remember those pants no surely those were novelty pants Excuse you. We want to know about your outfit-based meltdown. What was the occasion and how big was the meltdown? You wanted to look good.

You desperately wanted to look good. Maybe you put the groundwork in. Maybe you did all the planning and all the online shopping like Brie has done. But you did it too close to the thing and then it came and it was garbage. And you had no other options. This is the biggest struggle being in a same-sex relationship. Is it? Honestly.

Because if I'm not having an outfit meltdown, she is. I'm telling you, that's, I've never been more serious about something in my life. It's one of us. My brother's wife had an outfit based meltdown the week of the wedding. Oh no. And had to change wedding dresses. What? Yeah.

Yeah. And they did it. They nailed it. She found a dress. I think my brother, I think my brother had to drive like five or six hours to pick up this dress that she found. But is she wedding, right? You've got to get it right. And unless you have the meltdown the week before the wedding.

Yeah, not the day. before the wedding. God, what a disaster. Like Bree said, very relatable. Outfit-based meltdowns. That's what we want to hear about. ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. Not naming any names.

We don't need to name any names. There've been a couple of outfit-based meltdowns within the Bree and Clint team. Couple. Couple. Not from Claudia, who's been very quiet in this whole conversation. Claudia, are you under control this year? You know what?

I am. And you know what I did? I ordered my dress five weeks ago. What? Damn, girl. The problem is, I liked it then. I don't know if I still like it. That is the problem.

I would have made the mistake to have ordering it and going, oh, I'll fit that in five weeks and making it like a goal. I'll be tanned and toned by then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's really difficult for me is that last year I was obsessed with my outfit. Like, I loved it so much. And I'm just never going to top that outfit. Oh, you've peaked.

Yeah. I feel like I'm just like, oh, I'm not going to find it. anything that I liked as much as I like, that outfit. It's all right. We're old and married now. It's not about us. I'm not married yet. Okay.

Keeping your options open. No, I'm engaged. I'm not married. Yeah, but you know. It's not about us anymore. It's about them. So we asked, what was your outfit-based meltdown? Can you be honest with us and say, you know, the pressure got too much?

And it all just got on top of you. Someone texted her and said, my wife had a meltdown over the bridesmaid's dresses, chosen by one of the bridesmaids because it didn't suit everyone. The day before our wedding, she went out and bought new ones that would suit everyone. Well, yeah, it's her wedding.

So. I wonder how much they cost, though. Yeah. Well, so it's just the bridesmaids. Like, at the end of the day. I get it, I get it. At the end of the day, like, I think this is why I'm not having bridesmaids.

Oh, so you don't have to dress them. Yeah. You just take that factor out. Sarah Grace texts Why if it was my day am I dressing up other people and paying for their dresses? You make a good point.

You know? Sarah Grace texts us and said I couldn't get the little zippy thing to connect on my jersey one day so that I could zip it up. I cried. I feel that. I feel that deep.

I feel like it wasn't about the jersey. Yeah. Someone said this is like one of my favorite texts we've got in a long time. It says I've turned down invites because I couldn't be bothered sorting an outfit. I would 10 out of 10 highly recommend. Well, you don't go because you can't be bothered finding something to wear.

I feel this to my core. And the only way I can try and make you as a man relate is, you know, when people throw parties and there's always a dress-up theme. Yes. And you're just like, I, C-B-B-F. Yep. It's kind of that vibe. Oh, okay.

I need to sort a whole outfit. Whereas you guys... But there's no theme. Yeah, but you need to put together a whole new outfit. You can go to your closet, pull on some pants, put a nice laser on, you're good to go. Yeah. You know? Yeah.

We don't have that option. I've seen your wardrobe. I've never seen more clothes in my life. You're telling me you don't have that option. Why were you in my closet? Why were you in there for so long? I didn't see you in there. Anyway, you've got plenty to wear.

You don't get it. No. Yeah. I do. I do. I do. I'm just choosing not to get it. Yeah, you're taking, you're making a stand.

You go, Clint. I'm making a stand that no one likes or appreciates. God, why are you guys so complicated? Yes. Let's do birthday bangers next, shall we? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. The number one song on your 16th birthday.

If you want to know yours, you can give us a call right now. 0,800 dials at M and we'll get you on. Someone just quickly said, my meltdown is every day when it's time to get dressed because I'm pregnant and my pants don't fit. Fair. Fair. That is so fair. You know, that one is fair.

The thing that sets my pregnant partner off, putting on her shoes. Oh. Dead is Breinclint. Birthday banger. Brinclen. All I want to my birthday. Birthday banger. That's right.

Birthday banger time. Number one songs, when you turn 16, we'll figure it out and play our favourite. Sorry, just before you said that your pregnant partner's biggest challenge is putting on her shoes. It's her most hated part of her day at the moment. Someone texted and said, solve her pregnancy problems, Bree. Share your ballet flat crocs. I feel like she would hate them just as much as me.

If you missed it yesterday, we gifted Bree a pair of custom ballet flat crocs for her to wear to the radio awards. most hideous pair of shoes and why did you guys buy them in bright red? Because they're a statement piece. Who am I? Dorothy? Ah, we're out. Um, Dorothy, but comfortable. Let's do birthday banger. Sam's here to do birthday banger. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hello. Hello. How's your day been, mate? Good, thank you. Yourself? Yeah, good, thanks. Hey, we need your day to birth. 30th of March, 2007. All right, Sam. That means you was 16. A couple of years ago, in 2023, and here's your birthday bang.

Boys a Liar, Part 2. Picking Panthers. She was here, a laneway this year. That's right. Do you like it, Sam? Yeah, I reckon that's good one. Okay, cool. That's a ball.

Wait, there, we've got a birthday banger for Michaela's dad. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Michaela? Nine. Nine.

Oh, great. Well, thanks for calling in. You want to do your dad's birthday banger? Yeah. All right. What's Dad's birthday? 25 of August, 1982. Well done, Michaela.

That means Dad was 16 in 1998. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh, my God. Man, oh, Michaela, it's a great one. Quintessential Dad rock. Ask your dad, Michaela, if your dad's there, ask him if he likes the Goo Goo Goo Dolls. No, but my mom is.

Yeah, nice. There's always a fan of the Goo Goo Doll somewhere. A hundred percent. Wait there, Michaela. Claire needs to do her birthday banger. Hi Claire. Hi Claire. Good evening, guys.

How's your day being? Claire, what are you been up to? I have been sussing out renovation things that I need, like outdoor kitchens and tiles. Sounds like fun. You're putting in an outdoor kitchen at your place, Claire. I am indeed. I don't know how many meters are decking. Oh my gosh.

Are you going to do a pizza oven? I'm thinking about it. But the unit that I'm looking at doesn't have one in situ, so it might be an add-on. Someone was telling me to get one of those Gosny ones the other day. Have you guys seen the Gosny pizza hours? Yes. Yeah, they look quite cool, don't they, Claire?

Yeah, and they don't take as much room as some of the other ones. Yeah. Some of the other ones have got big bottoms on them. Yeah. There's not enough big bottoms in my house for the both of us. Sorry? We've got an uni. Oh, yeah.

Which is like a goz. It's like a mini one, eh? Yeah, yeah. Hey, Claire, what is your birth? sake. Well, I'm taking you way, way back in time. And I'm hoping it is not just an oldie, but a goodie. So please not Carjagu. Okay. First of the 10th, 1968. Right, Claire, let's see what you get. You were 16 in 1984. Fingers crossed for you. Here's your birthday bang.

Yes. Not bad at all. Were you a wham fan, Claire? Indeed, I mean, that was back in the days when we all have fluoro. Yeah. George Michael and Wham. I like it, Claire. It's good vibes. Yeah, it's a banger.

Okay, wait there, Claire. We've got to choose between Pink Panther Es, the Gugu Dolls and Wham. It's Gugu Dolls for me. Same. Yeah. Michaela, you've won birthday banger for your dad. Well done.

Thank you. You're welcome, Michaela. This is for your dad, Sean, from the year 1998. I'm going to touch you. Z.D.N. It's a Tuesday. And on Tuesdays on the Brian Clint show, we go looking for a name in a haystack. It's the hardest game in radio. If you've never heard this before, we get a random business, a random name, and we call that business. If the name answers, they win today. How much? $3,500. Whether we enjoy doing this game anymore or not as irrelevant, we have to keep. playing until someone wins.

That's right. It's a commitment that we have made and it's a promise we intend to keep. We're never going to give up. $3,500 today. Could go as high as $10,000. You don't know. We don't know. We don't know.

Random names leaked by one producer. Who's selecting the name today? Claudia. What's the name? A very common name that for some reason we haven't done yet. Hannah. Hannah. I like it.

We've never used it. I know plenty of hannas. Heap of hannah's out there. Ella, where does Hannah work? So I'm gone for a place in Ashburton. I can give you the back half of the name, but not the actual name. Why? Why?

What was there someone's name in it? Someone's name is in it. Okay, what's the back half? Rose Flowers. So blank name, rose flowers. Is it Hannah Rose Flowers? You'll have to find out. Oh.

Well, if it is, you've cheated. If you're cheated. No, because I don't know what Claudia has done until this very moment. They don't talk to each other. No. Do you promise? Pinky promise. I wouldn't rig this.

Is the place called Hannah Rose Flowers? Could be. Okay. I don't know. But it might not be? It might not be. Do you want to give this a go? I'm so confused.

So long as you haven't rigged it? Because it can't be rigged. We don't talk about this. Do you guys have not discussed? Because that is against the rules. No, ma'am. No, never. We never do.

We never have. We never will. All right. Well, trust you. Claudia, please connect the phone call. I'm nervous now. To the florist in Ashburton named something Rose Flowers. If Hannah answers, she'll win $3,500 cash.

Hello. Hello. Hi, Samantha Rose Flowers. Hi, Samantha. It's Brian Clint calling from ZM. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. Oh, good news and bad news.

Well, we don't know yet. What? Oh, yeah. Is your name Samantha? Are you Samantha from Samantha Rose Flowers? Yes, I am. So good news and bad news, actually just bad news. If your name was Hannah Samantha, today you would have won $3,500.

Oh, really? Yeah. It's a silly game we play on our show called Name in a Haystack, and we call a random business with a random name, and if that person with that name answers, they win. Bugger, and there's no Hannah's here. Oh, that's our next question. Is there a Hannah that works there, but there's not?

How many people work at Samantha Rose Flowers? Oh, we've got three other girls. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Big florist. Yeah, a busy little shop. Yeah. All right, well, delight.

Good luck. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, Samantha. And if you're in Ashburn, go and get your flowers from Samantha Rose flowers. She seems delightful. Doesn't she?

Yeah. Bye go. I mean, it was close. Hannah let us up the garden path there. What do you mean? I liked the suspense, actually. What do you mean? I was getting angry at you, actually.

I know. I thought you would. But I liked what you did. And I appreciate that we now know how seriously we all take this. No, this is like the game. I take this so seriously. Because if we found out you guys have been bloody talking to each other before Ian. To get this game finished.

Ellen doesn't want it to go because she has to edit the video up. She doesn't want to do it. It's a lot of finish. That is a lot of messed opportunity. All right, name and haystack next Tuesday will be for $3,550. Back to the drawing board. Next on the show, I want to talk about.

I've changed what we're talking about actually. What are we going to talk about? I've forgotten. Ooh, a mystery. Next on the show, a mystery. Oh, no, I've figured it out. I know what it is. It's the thing that people find most frustrating about waiters at restaurants.

Remember we talked about the thing that waiters find frustrating about customers? I preferred it when it was a mystery. All right, next a mystery. Yeah. On ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Do you remember? about a week ago, we did a story on this show.

It was from former host of the project, Jesse Mulligan. Yes. He's now a food writer at the New Zealand Herald. And he published an article where he said that the thing that annoys wait staff, waiters and waiters and waitresses the most about us, customers, is when we stack the plates on the table. No, I disagree with them. We had huge pushback on it.

Yeah, I disagree. There's way more annoying things that customers can do. You all disagreed with Jesse. Yeah. And it's okay. Maybe he was rage baiting. Never been. Maybe he was rage baiting.

He got us. He got us a beauty then. He's back because it did get a huge response, he said. And this week he's published in the Herald the list of things that waiters do that annoy us, the diners, the most. Which I thought was bold, Jesse, punching down on weight stuff. Quite bold. What did they ever do to you? Yeah.

Be nice to the waitstaff. We joke. Anyway, here's the list. Do you want to see if you agree with these? Yeah, go on. So these are the things that us, the diners, find most annoying about weight staff. Okay.

And there's a list. First one, when you're having dinner, and they don't offer you a second drink. So you get a drink, you go, I'll have the macaroni cheese and a glass of salve. Mm-hmm. And then you have your glass of salve and you finish it And you're like, geez, where's that waiter?

I could really do with another drink. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I think I get what they're saying. Yeah. Okay. Put that on the list.

Once you drink one glass of salve, you're like, oh. You know it'd go well with this one glass of sab, another glass. I would compliment this macaroni cheese. Number two, they interrupt the conversation that you're having to ask, is everything okay with the food? Nah, that's fine. I think that's fine. I don't mind that.

Yeah. That's all good because most of the time they go, is everything good, with the food and you go, yeah, everything's great, and then you go back about your conversation. Do you know, I heard something about that question, because you know how every restaurant always comes to you just after the food has arrived and you've got some of it in your mouth, and they say, how is everything? I heard the reason they asked that is because that's the time when you say, if you're not happy with the food, because if you say it at the register, when you're going up to pay and you're like,

oh, that macaroni cheese tastes like farts, they'd go, why don't you say something? Why didn't you say something when we asked you? Yeah. So that's the thing. That's when they, that's the chance. That's the time they have to fix it. Yeah, because then, yeah, they can make a change. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Okay, number three, there's four things. These are the things according to Jesse Mulligan that we get most annoyed about from weight staff. They over-explain how the shared plates thing works. Like it's a new concept. You know, when you go to a restaurant, it's very common now that the menu is for sharing. And they're like, we do things a bit differently

at this restaurant, it's all shared plates. I wait, staff, over explaining that? I don't know if that's happened to me. I feel like most of the time people go, it's shared plates, so. Yeah, and that's fine. That's fine, but it's when you go somewhere and they're like, we're a bit different here. They go into the details.

I'll like, oh, you should probably be between the two of you, maybe get five plates, but if you're very hungry, maybe seven plates. Oh, see, I like that suggestion. I actually do like that too. I'm like, how many would be enough. I do like being told how much to eat. I say, look at me. No, look at me standing up. Look at all of me, how many plates for me?

Yeah. I generally go with, I mean, if there's two of you, like, two entrees, two maines. Yeah, but how do you know unless they explain to you the size of the... Anyway, yeah, you're absolutely right. Yeah. And the last one is they clear the plates away too soon while you might still be picking it something off one of the plates that's left over.

Yep. Don't touch my food. For me, it's when they clear my beer and there's a sip left in the bottom. It's not much. Yeah. But there is a sip. And I was, it's not that I'm being stingy and I want to like lick the glass or something. I was just planning on that last sip.

Like I had it affected in. Your body knew it was coming. My body knew it was coming. Yeah. Yeah. You had taken into account that last sip to enter your body. And you don't want to be the guys like, oh, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

And they're like, oh. Yeah, because you look weird. No. I've seen you do that. Thank you. You have not. You have no. I've seen him do it too.

At the pub. And fair enough. I'm the same though, Clint. I'm the same, but not with my beer sip, with ice. If they take away with my cup being empty, but there's ice and I still want my eyes. I want to crunch on it. I paid for that ice.

Yeah, it's delicious. No wonder, wait, stuff, hate that. Yeah, yeah, tough job. Very annoying. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.