ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 26th November 2021

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Yeah. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Was there a joke? Ben just awkwardly talked over it. Now it's going to be over that. Yeah, he ruined the audio. He's the audio guy and he ruined the audio.

Okay, welcome to the Friday Podcast. Welcome to an international birthday banger. What's up? What's up? What's up? But before we get get into that there's something needs to be addressed right brie yes there is something uh that needs to be addressed uh it's a very very important thing we need to cover on the podcast intro yes someone in the

group has uh committed a crime and uh we're gonna out them today on the air. And then we've also called the police and we're going to arrest them right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Is that what we're... No, I was talking about Anastasia's birthday. Oh, right. No, sorry.

I got confused. That's next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next week is the Got Your episode. Yeah, right. No, tomorrow is producer Anastasia's birthday. It's her birthday and she'll cry if she wants to. Because we found out she's such a lover

of Christmas this week. Oh yeah, quick. We've got some Christmas music for you. We've got some Christmas themed presents. Merry birthday. Thanks guys. Merry birthday Anastasia. Actually, the only thing I like about Christmas is Michael Bublé's album. Oh, okay.

Well, Friday Oaky's for you today then. Yeah, very good Friday Oaky. Also, just to let you know, this is also your Christmas present. Me? Oh, presents! It's your birthday and Christmas present. Thanks, guys. Ben, can you give them to her in order?

Yeah, they're numbered from one to three. You can start at... Did you actually number them? Wait, what number is that? That's one. Start at three. Go backwards. Oh, why would you? Wait, what number is that? That's one. Start at three. Go backwards. Oh, why would you?

Nah, put the funny one last. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Do the funny one. That one. That one first. Yeah, that one first.

Ben's the master of gifting, by the way, so we've put him in charge of that. Do you like your Christmas wrapping? Pals! It's my favourite pals! Oh, yeah! Christmas paper! Yeah.

Thanks, guys. This is really cool. Thank you. That's alcohol for anybody who's listening. Oh, yeah, sorry. You definitely, this is really cool Thank you That's alcohol for anybody who's listening It's a seltzer Tomorrow will be a bad day to be a seltzer I'll tell you that On your birthday

Yeah, I had myself to say that Cool, we're opening number two We're opening number two Yep, my favourite beverage Up and Go, and he's got the big bottles. Thank you. That's a liquid breakfast that Anastasia's been living off. Oh, yeah, sorry.

Not a sex toy. Oh, that would be good. That's the Up and Grow. That's the Up and Grow, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Clint, that's the one that you've been buying. Yeah, yeah. There's also Sister brand Up and Show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And also the Brother brand Up and Blow. Yeah, absolutely. And the one for her, the Up and Show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also the brother brand Up and Blow. Yeah, absolutely. And the one for her, the Up and Ho. Yeah. What about Up and Glow? That's the glow-in-the-dark version.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm looking to get some Up and Slow. Slow you down a bit. And November, Up and Mo. November, of course. Yeah, Up and Mo. Okay, I'm at number one, which is the funny person.

And for people who are attracted to deers, up and doe. Oh, niche. Oh, yo! What is it? A soupy voucher. It's not a voucher to the supermarket. Yeah, which I was mistaken for earlier on. Oh, she is.

Well, it should have a value on it. That is very generous. That is extremely generous. Well, we all put in for it. So, you know, when you combine your money, it turns out. You can buy two oven goes. Yeah, you can buy two. That is very generous.

Thank you guys so much. That's all right. This is really cool. We just thought, you know, we don't know fashion. Like none of us have ever done fashion. So you can go pick out whatever you want. Thank you guys. I love vouchers.

Go get yourself a Gucci bikini or something. Do they sell those there? I don't know. No, they only sell Gucci sunglasses. Oh, you get some of those Gucci flip-flops? Gucci flip-flop. I don't mind a Gucci flip-flop. Thank you, guys, very much.

This is the best Christmas ever. Yeah, well, there you go. Happy birthday. Merry Christmas. Merry birthday. Merry Christmas birthday. Okay, let's do an international birthday banger. Ben Hedder.

Oh, okay, mate. Just hang on a minute. Ben Hedder. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and close. Birthday banger. The podcast.

Yeah! That's where you give us your birthday in our podcast group, and slowly but surely we get through everybody's. Can I say thank you to our first person who has given us a pronunciation guide? Yes, Derek Corlin. Yes, Derek Corlin. Yeah, Derek Corlin from Cork in Ireland. Oh, he's Irish. Well, he loved the Irish.

But you're about to do your Scottish there. I know. And then when I remembered I could only do a Scottish, I thought pull back. Thanks for writing in, Derek. Derek, you were born on the 26th of September, 1991. So you were 16 in 2007. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

This is a great pop song. This lyric is problematic, though. Yeah. Like, this is 2007 It's a long time ago but They changed it for the radio edit eventually Did they? Well actually no

That's something I've learnt Since being in New Zealand Nowhere in Australian radio Did they play this version What do they say on the edit? They say So wait what does he Damn all these beautiful girls

They only wanna do Hold on, wait. I've got to find it now. That's buzzing. Beautiful girls radio edit lyrics. I can't remember what it is, but it's definitely edited differently. Just talk amongst yourselves. I'll get started on the next one while you look.

Ross Thorsbury has ridden a next. He's from Brizzy in Queensland, Australia. Let's go. Let's go. Ross Thors... What is it? Thorsby? Thorsby.

Thorsby. Thorsby. Good old Rossy. Rossy dog. You were born on the 7th of September 1979. So you were 16 in 1995. And in the mid-90s, this reached the top of the chart. Heidi Klum's ex.

The seal. Seal, Kiss From A Rose. He was massive. People loved it. So I've heard. I'm too young to remember that. You were around in the mid-90s. I was massive. People loved it. So I've heard. I'm too young to remember, but. You were around in the mid-90s. I was seven.

Yeah, you'd remember. Yeah, I remember, yeah. I found the lyric. Oh, yeah. So what did they change it to? They changed it to, you got me in denial, in denial. No, they didn't nail it. No, you should hear it.

It's better than suicidal. You should hear the edit They actually did, it sounds like Pretty much the same But obviously way better Because denial is always a good thing to be in Yeah, right One more for Paul Sanderson

From Perth G'day Paul, from Perth You were born on the 18th of July 1975 So you were 16 In 1991 Perth. G'day, Paul from Perth. You were born on the 18th of July, 1975. So you were 16 on 1991. I wonder what Paul was up to on his 16th birthday. I'll tell you.

Probably having a, you know, a carton of goon. Yeah. Fruity Lexia in Perth. Hanging out at the skate park. Listening to this. Listening to this. Listening to this. Wearing a vest. Yeah.

Crying. Crying. Because a girl is just broken. Yeah, yeah. Poor Paul's heart. Listening to Brian. What was the girl's name? Michelle.

Michelle that bitch. That stupid bitch. We've got a bonus birthday banger today For our birthday girl Anastasia Anastasia have you ever had your birthday banger done? Oh well you're about to find out So cool I can't wait to hear some Post Malone

Can't wait to hear the new Ariana Grande song This is so cool So Anastasia we're about to find out the number one song On your 16th birthday Brie you've got the details in your messenger. In my messenger? Okay. Well, I'm excited because I don't know what yours is either, Sage.

Woo. This is when you know you've made it in our team. All right. So Anastasia's birthday is, of course, tomorrow. So the 27th of November, 1997. Shit, you're young. So you were 16 in 2013. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

I'm friends with the monster, the son of my bed. Get along with the voices inside of my head. How about this? Forever iconic, she will never be trumped. Yeah. She is. Pop queen. The queen of the banger.

My wife told me she doesn't like Rihanna the other day. What? Oh, I know. That's controversial. Big red flag. That is big red flag. Is it too late? Big red flag from the mother of my children.

How many kids have you had? Is it too late? Oh, you've got two. It's too late. We can't not do Anastasia's on her birthday. I'm friends with the monster, the son of my bed. Happy birthday, Anastasia. Have an amazing birthday.

We love you very much. Thank you. Have a good weekend, everybody. See you later. Bye. I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek. Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosy. Wanted to receive attention for my music. Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me. Wanted my kick in the tube.

Wanted to go away. Fame may be a balloon. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. What a way to start the weekend! 1, 2, 3, 2, 1. Yadda everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint on a Friday. How good's a Friday? You smell that? You smell that?

Friday. Friday. It doesn't sound like you can smell anything. Hey, I've got one perfectly functioning nostril, thank you very much. That's pretty good for me. Listen to Lefty. He's good to go. Go Righty. Don you very much. That's pretty good for me. Listen to Lefty. He's good to go. Go righty. Don't need to.

Go on. Sounds so horrible. Yeah, I have allergies, okay? No, I feel bad for you is what I'm saying. I'm allergic to cats and I have two cats. And you have two cats. And man, they are shedding like nobody's business at the moment. Summer, baby.

Even my dog. So bad. She's not meant to shed. moment. Summer, baby. Even my dog. So bad. She's not meant to shed. Yeah. Yeah, it's shocking. Yeah. But luckily, I'm not allergic. Anyone out there

who knows what the good injection... I want the injection in my bum. I want the allergy injection in my bum. Remember I told you. Yeah, the one you told me was too hard. Yeah, but if you want...

I mean, this affects you every day. Yeah. You put in a little bit of work for three months. Freezo, they do all these scratch tests on you and see how you react. Just jab me with all of them. Just get all the antihistamines.

That's not how it works. Put them in a syringe, jab me. Jab, jab, jab. And then they need to jab you multiple times so your immunity builds up over time. That's fine. Just give me the things, I'll jab myself. Have you ever injected yourself, by the way? No.

No. I'm terrified of needles. People who have to do that, who have to inject themselves daily and stuff. I'm not afraid of needles, but I don't think I could jab myself. Yeah, people, women going through, you know, pregnancy stuff. Hormones. Yeah. Yeah. I can't even put eye drops

in. Oh, I can't do that either. Nah. Freaks me out. Thank God I don't need contacts. Oh, can you? What about people that put in contacts every day? My wife does that and it's not even a thing for her. Did you ever go through that stage where the coloured contacts were cool and you put some in? Nah, I was more of an eyebrow piercing guy than a contact lenses guy. I went down the contact lenses route.

Oh, I wish I'd gone down that one. Don't get me wrong. No, you don't. I think I got an infection. Don't do it wrong. No, you don't. I think I've got an infection. Don't do it. Yeah. Don't ask about my eyebrow then. Today on the show, we have got lots to give away, actually.

There's a Benny blitz. There's tickets to Benny up for grabs before 4 o'clock, actually. You're going to hear an activator for that. Yeah, that's exciting. We've also got some KFC chicken dollars on the show and 50 bucks right now with Tradie V. Lady. That's it. If you want to play Tradie V. Lady and claw one back for the ladies. They need it.

Yeah. 93 to 105. It's almost out of reach. Nearly out. We're almost in that part of the year where there's no chance they could get it back. But I think they've got a win in them today. Ladies, Tradies, call us now. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. At the pointy end of the year now, we need to get a trophy made up for this, producers. Oh, yeah. And one group will take it out, either the tradies. They're sitting on 105, and the ladies trail with 93 wins for the year.

That's all right. The lady is here to claim back a victory. She's from Wellington. She's 28, and she used to be a special effects artist. Welcome to the show, Kerry. G'day, Kerry. Have we seen any of your work? Probably not.

I used to work on smaller things and zombie movies and stuff like that. Oh, that's right up my alley. You didn't work for Weta Workshop, did you? No, no. I worked for a different company. Oh, right. Oh, that's such a cool thing. And you're into something else now, doing something different?

I am a full-time mum to two beautiful little ladies. Oh, cool. How old? Just turned four and just turned three. Oh, amazing. You don't ever just make them up like zombies for fun, do you? Oh no, I do, they love it Yeah, for Halloween, can you imagine?

Best costumes on the street Okay, you're taking on our trainee today He's 28 years old, he's from The Mouth, Grey Mouth And he blows stuff up for a living in a quarry Welcome to the show, Chris G'day Chris Hey team, how we doing? How much dynamite is your biggest blow?

We don't actually use dynamite anymore, but usually, yeah, about 10 tonne of explosive per shot. What do you use? Gelignite. Tons. Ampo, actually. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know what that is. I'm going to pretend like I know exactly what you're talking about. Very interesting, though. Chris, your buzzer is tradie. Kerry, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers is taking home $50 cash thanks to KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What is the largest ocean on Earth? Is it the Pacific, the Atlantic, or the Indian? Tradies.

Yes, Chris. Pacific. It is the Pacific. Nice work. You're on the board. Question number two. Kerry's just laughing. It is the Pacific. Nice work. You're on the board. Question number two. Kerry's just laughing. Yeah, no pressure.

Kerry, I would have had no clue of that question. Question number two. Who has won more Grand Slam titles? Is it Serena Williams or Venus Williams? Ladies. Yes. Kerry, you were in first. Serena.

Absolutely it is. Serena Williams. Good stuff, Kerry. That was 50-50 first. Serena. Absolutely it is. Serena Williams. Good stuff, Kerry. That was 50-50. You had to give it a go. Good under pressure. Oh, you're right. Yeah.

You came back through even though you're under pressure. Question number three, one apiece. Kanye West has admitted he made some mistakes during his marriage to Kim Kardashian. You think, Kanye? Who is Kim currently rebounding with? Ladies. Yes, Kerry. Pete Davidson. That is Kim currently rebounding with? Ladies. Yes, Kerry. Pete Davidson.

That is correct. You are on fire now. Here we go. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Can you tell me who produced this jam? Tradies. Yes, Chris.

Is that Avicii? It is Avicii. He's back on the board. Good under pressure yourself, Chris. You'd Avicii? It is Avicii. He's back on the board. Good under pressure yourself, Chris. You'd want to be with the job you have. Question number five. This is for the win. We're all tied up here for a Friday.

Who is going to take it out? Question number five. What is the most consumed manufactured drink in the world? Is it soft drink, tea or coffee? Lady. Kerry. Kerry. Just.

Coffee. Oh. No, it's not coffee. Chris. I'm going to go soft drink. Oh. Guys, it's tea. Tea.

Who's buying a pre-made tea? It is tea. No one's drinking that much tea. That's ridiculous. I think it's tea bags and stuff is It is tea. No one's drinking that much tea. That's ridiculous. I think it's tea bags and stuff is what they're doing. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, not a pre-made tea. I was like, who's getting a can of tea?

Love that. Okay, guys, here we go. This is still for the win. We're all tied up. Question number six. If you caught a New Zealand longfin, what type of aquatic creature would you be holding? Lady.

Yes, Kerry, for the win. A shark. I mean, it's a good guess. It's a good guess. Chris, do you want to have a guess? Turner. Yep, correct. An eel.

Well done, and that's a victory. What a game, guys, for a Friday. You turned it on, both of you. That was really, really good. And I've got the perfect song for our winner as well. Dance. Chris, you get 50 bucks and cash a blow, okay? This one's for Chris and all the boys at the quarry in Greymount.

I saw this and I instantly thought of our friend producer Anastasia. It's the nine different types of single people you'll encounter this summer. Oh yeah, hot girl summer. Hot girl summer, hot boy summer. That's Anastasia for me. She lives her best hot girl summer life. Every day? Yeah.

All day, every day? Every day of the year. And I thought Anastasia, this this afternoon we could go through this list together and figure out exactly what type of single person you are. Okay? Yep. Cool. And everybody listening. I just said you're Hot Girl Summer, Anastasia. Did Clint say that? No.

Yeah, I agree. He breezed over it. Oh, thanks, Bray. Well, only because Hot Girl Summer Girl is not one of these on this list, okay? It should be. And Hot Boy Summer. They're both a real thing. This is not just of these on this list, okay? It should be. And Hot Boy Summer. They're both a real thing. This is not just for girls. It's for boys too.

And you can figure out which one you are. It's been put together by Lily Rohan. She works for the New Zealand Herald. And yeah, she believes she's pinpointed the nine different types. Okay. So first up is the Hopeless Romantic. You'll never, if you ever go missing, chances are it's because you ran away with someone who gave you undivided attention for three

days total. Ooh, Greece. Summer romance. That's the hopeless romantic. Falls in love at the drop of a hat. Nah, that's not in a statement. She's an independent woman. Number two on the nine type of single people there are is the career chaser. When you created your five year plan, you

forgot to include find love. And when your mum pointed that out, you just kind of scribbled it on the bottom. Love is not your priority. Seeing as I make TikToks for a living, probably not much of a career woman. Are you saying that this job is not serious? Is this job inhibiting your career or your love life or both?

I'm not smart enough to understand that question. Let's move on. Okay, the third type of single person you'll meet this summer is the free spirit. Single is your name. Independence is your game. That's Anastasia. To you, a relationship feels like extremely heavy chains

holding you down. That's Anastasia. She's a free girl. I wouldn't go that drastic. I'd say I'm like on the fence with that one. Okay, that's a maybe though. I think you'll like that on the fence with that one. Okay, that's a maybe though. Yeah. I think you'll like that until the right person comes along.

You don't want to spend your time with, you know, the bullshit. We can be free spirits together. Yeah. You might be a hybrid, yeah. Can someone write down free spirit for Anastasia, please? That's on her short list. It's a crossbreed. The next one of single people you'll meet this summer is the serial dater.

There is nothing you love more than going out with someone you barely know, despite what people may think. Oh, sorry, and despite what people may think, you're not in it for love. You just really like getting to know people and feeling desired. I'm going to stop you right there. I've never been on a date, so that is, we should just skim past that one.

You've never been on a date? No. A lot of people have never been on a date It's not really like a Unless you're like Tinder, Bumble, Serial Data Yeah right You just don't do it these days

And COVID hasn't helped I guess Romance is dead Clint Okay That helps us You may be this one then You might be this one The cynic It's not that you don't believe in love

You're just a realist And you know that love is the result Of a chemical reaction in your brain so naturally it can't last forever. Are you the cynic? I'd say I'm probably closer to that, yeah. I'm not in the science of it, but yes, that would be I'm cynical towards dating. At this stage

of your life, you're just like... You're a cynic. Yeah, it's not a priority. Okay, well let's stay optimistic, not cynical. Could you be the flirt? You get the best table at the restaurant, exclusive entry to clubs, and basically whatever else you want because you make everybody else feel like a million bucks.

The only thing you can't get is a date. Actually, that's actually pretty accurate. You reckon? You're pretty charismatic. But I'm, you know, I'm happy to talk up people. Okay, could you be a free spirit cynical flirt? I would say it's an even split of all three. There's a couple more.

The situationship. Are you single? Are you in a relationship? No one really knows. You're with somebody, but it's not defined, and Valentine's Day will be very awkward. Oh, no. Nah, definitely not that.

No, that's a situationship. Oh, no. The bachelor or bachelorette. You love the independence of not having a partner, but your crushing insecurities mean you have to constantly have someone stroking your ego. Are you that? No. I didn't say that. I didn't think you were either.

And the last one is the polyamorist. When you say more the merrier, you quite literally mean it. You're not into one committed relationship, you're into multiple. You believe life is too committed relationship. You're into multiple. You believe life is too short to live monogamously, so therefore you don't.

Yeah, Anastasia did invite me around late last Saturday night with a bunch of people I didn't know. Outside though. Yeah, was that on the outside? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, put your keys in the picnic basket. And I was like, this is not COVID safe. We can't touch other people's keys. Yeah, outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, put your keys in the picnic basket. Yeah. And I was like, this is not COVID safe. We can't touch other people's keys. Yeah, right.

Also, bring your partner. Got him. I think you are a flirty cynic is what we've decided on, Anastasia. Would you agree? Sounds hot if you ask me. Hot girl summer, baby. Right now, I found an interesting piece of audio from a podcast called Millionaire Mindset Podcast. Anyone subscribe? No. No? I feel like this would be a podcast you would listen to. It sounds like

a rich dad, poor dad situation. Well, it's a guy called Brad Leah and he's a successful businessman and philanthropist. Right. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Wait, say it again. Philanthropist. Philanthropist. Philanthropic.

Philanthropist. Did I get it? Yeah, you got it. Perfect. Anyway, he pretty much, I don't know, gives like speeches and chats about, you know, how to make money. Right.

You know, that kind of thing. How to live your best life. All those types of things. Rich guy giving out rich advice. Yeah. But he said a really interesting thing on this podcast, which really made me think. And it's a little bit grim, the question, but it gives you quite a lot of perspective. So I've grabbed the piece of audio and it's a little bit grim, the question, but it gives you quite a lot of perspective. Sure.

So I've grabbed the piece of audio and it's a simple question, but just stay with it, listen to it, and see if it gives you the same kind of thoughts and feelings it gave me. Okay. If I said I'll give you the million, matter of fact, I made it 10 million. Okay, uh-oh. But you couldn't wake up tomorrow. You're done.

Would you take it? Absolutely not. Okay, so what you're both saying is that waking up, just waking up tomorrow is worth more than $10 million. That's a hell of a perspective. It is worth more. Why ain't you feeling that way every damn time you wake up? Oh, shit.

Because I don't have $10 million. No, but what he's saying is if I said to you I'd give you $10 million, what would you say? I'd say yes, please. And how would you feel? Rich. No, how would it make you feel? To have $10 million, it would make me feel good.

You'd feel happy. You'd feel excited. And then if I said to you, okay, right, the $10 million is yours but you don't get to wake up tomorrow. Yeah, well, then I'd go there's no point in giving me the $10 million. But you're saying you waking up tomorrow is better than the $10 million. Of course it is. Of course it is.

Boom! If it's one or the other. No, if it's one or the other. No, boom! That's so awkward because we had Brad Lear on the phone and he was going to give you $10 million. Brian Clint. Right now, I want to give everyone the opportunity,

listening and you guys here in the studio, to see if you have what it takes to win the million dollars on Millionaire Hot Seat. Oh, yeah, I'm up for this. I feel like everyone always wants to put themselves to the test. So if we can set the mood. Perfect. Because this actually went down.

This happened. Someone has won the million over in Australia and he's hit the jackpot. And I thought, you know, we don't have time to obviously do all the questions. No. Because it takes too long. So let's just do one question.

The million dollar question. The million dollar question. Are you guys ready? You bloody know it. Everyone, for $1 million. That's how he talks, right? How is the host now? Still Eddie McGuire?

Still Eddie McGuire. He's still there. Okay, here we go. For one million bucks. Which of these classic literary works was published first? Okay. Is it A. The Count of Monte Cristo

B. A Tale of Two Cities C. War and Peace or D. Les Miserables Sorry, can you say that last one again, please? Les Miserables? Okay. Miserables?

Les Mis. Les Mis. Are we working together or? Are we trying to find the oldest? You guys can work together if you want or you can decide to answer on your own and take the full million dollars for yourself. So the options are Les Mis.

Yeah. Tale of Two Cities, War and Peace, and The Count of Monte Cristo. Okay. I'd like to lock in The Count of Monte Cristo, which means no one else can have it. Les Mis is the only one I know, so lock that in. Well, not a team then, obviously.

No, not a team at all. I don't want to spot the million. Mate, I'm keen for that money by myself. Yeah. I want to hear why you guys are going with the ones. I mean, Anastasia's already said why she's going with that. She's going with that one because it looks old. She's seen the Hugh Jackman movie and she's like, that's from ages ago.

Too long. Right. Way too long. Mum once bought it for me, the book. Huge. Huge. I don't think it's that old. I think it's set old. Yeah, I agree. That's why I was going to count that one out. You can tell none of us are big readers. Huge. I don't think it's that old. I think it's set old.

Yeah, I agree. That's why I was going to count that one out. You can tell none of us are big readers, and that's why I'm going Count of Monte Cristo. Sounds very Shakespearean to me. What was the second one, the cities one? A Tale of Two Cities. See, I reckon that's like a...

I'd like to go War and Peace. I'd love to hear people in the car or if you're listening at home, text us 9696. What do you think? Is it A, The Count of Monte Cristo, B, A Tale of Two Cities, C, War and Peace, or D, Les Mis for $1 million? Ben, what did you say you're looking at? I think I'm going to go War and Peace.

War and Peace? So the only one we haven't chosen is A Tale of Two Cities. A Tale of Two Cities. And just checking, none of those are Harry Potter books. No. Good to know. Well, they could be. I haven't read all the Harry Potters.

All right. I just think Warren, yeah. So maybe none of you have won the million. Oh, that'd be a real stink. That would be a real stink. Given this is a hypothetical and all. If none of us have won the million, set it on fire. So many people are texting through.

I love seeing what people... Someone said it's either A, B, C or D. That's good. Actually, can I please use my 50-50? No. You've locked in an answer. Who said you still had your 50-50? I'm actually going to phone a friend and talk to the

A, B, C person. Can I ask the audience? I think it's Tale of Two Cities. At this point, that someone in the room has won a million dollars. It isn't a tale of two cities. It is also not sea war

and peace. Ben is also out. Which leaves us with A. The Count of Monte Cristo or D. Les Mis. And the winner of $1 million is A, The Count of Monte Cristo. Yeah, baby! Rigged.

Rigged. Rigged. I'm so glad I did this with you guys. Clint ducked out on the show and watched it. He probably Googled it before the show, so I'm going to Google this. He'd do that. He would do that.

Clint sucks. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Z McCaffey. He's our boy of summer, and he's got news on The Rock giving away a very big gift to one of his fans.

Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. The Rock has given away a super fan of his. Not just any old, you know, not a gift, not like a vacation or anything. He has actually given a super fan his very own pickup truck, a custom pickup truck that was owned by The Rock.

It's called an F-150 Raptor, and it's very, very expensive. This one's got a two-and-a-half-inch lift and huge, like, 27 wheels. It's massive. Anyway, The Rock has given it to a superfan, and the superfan is actually a Navy veteran, and it's very special. Have a listen to this. We've got some audio of how it all went down. Thank you for your service, brother.

Enjoy your new truck. What the heck is happening? Get out of here, bro. Oh, my God. You do a lot of good for people, man. He's so cool, The Rock, eh? Did he, wait, I need to clarify. Did he give him his old truck?

Yes. Or did he buy him a new one? No, he gave him his old truck. I mean, could have bought him a new one. He didn't get a good price for the trade-in. Yeah, right. The Rock's like, I'm ready to update. You can have this one.

But no, I'm just kidding. The guy gets in the truck and he goes, smells like what The Rock's been cooking in here. Yeah, protein farts. There you go. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Liquid Self-Service Lunch Mets,

you can wash and dry duvets from eight bucks in under an hour. Bree and Clint. Look, I just think we should all just be super honest for a second. Yeah. Let's just all just lay it out on the table. We've all been in a place where we've wanted to make an ex jealous before. I think deep down you always want your ex to see what you're doing. Absolutely.

And go, oh, they're doing good. Not forever because I don't think that's healthy. But, you know, there's definitely a period. There's a primal part of you that goes. You can't help it. Well, you don't want them to feel sorry for you. No. You don't want to go the other way don't want them to feel sorry for you. No. You don't want to go the other way.

You want them to look and be like, oh, they look like they're really having fun. And if we were talking from a totally stable, mature point of view, you would go, what your ex thinks doesn't matter. You shouldn't be concerned with that. No, that's BS. But we're being honest this afternoon. That's BS. We all care.

And, you know, this girl has been extremely honest because she's talked about what she did to make an ex of hers jealous back in 2018. Right. She said, went through a breakup and she goes, look, I'm going to say my behaviour. Was it unhinged? Yes, it was.

Oh, unhinged even. She said unhinged, but she's like, you know, my friends and family, we can laugh about it now. Right. But she's told the story of what lengths she went to to make an ex-boyfriend jealous take a listen so back in 2018 i was going through a really bad breakup and i engaged in this absolutely unhinged behavior where i would hide my instagram story from every single person that followed me except for my ex-boyfriend so i would post a story literally only for him to see it.

I posted this picture, like cute New Year's Eve outfit saying I was ready for the year to be over. I actually did not go out that night. I put on this outfit, put on jewelry, did my makeup, put on heels to take this photo. And then I went and sat downstairs with my mom and my sister and probably was asleep before midnight.

Yes, very good. My favorite part is I actually did not go out that night. Anyway, she talks about a few other things she did. But, yeah, she did that because she said I wanted to make him jealous. Can you imagine you go to all that effort, you do all that work, you upload it, he's the only person who can view your story and he doesn't open it? Zero views. Imagine that. Then you've done all that work. You've done all of that. You've it. He's the only person who can view your story and he doesn't open it. Zero views.

Imagine that. Then you've done all that work for nothing. You've done all that. You keep adding to it just so hopefully you'd go back to the front of his feed and hopefully he'd open it. Oh, man. That's a lot of effort. I'm glad she can identify that it was unhinged now. Because that is...

It's totally understandable, but it's not healthy. No, it's not. But I mean, you know, we've all been in a bad place at a certain time and we've done things, you know. I feel like that's pretty normal. We've all done things where you look back and you're like, that was not good.

Have you? Probably. Not that crazy. Yeah. But I've definitely, I want to remember, like I've definitely done things like on purpose where you're like, I want to make the other person jealous. It even goes as far as just uploading something where you look, you know you look really hot post-breakup.

It's a similar thing. Like even if you don't direct it exclusively at your ex, it's a version of it. I've definitely done that before. Yeah, everyone's done that. Absolutely. Because it also makes you feel good about yourself as well. Not straight after the breakup when you're all puffy.

No, no. You've got to wait like a month or so. Absolutely, because it also makes you feel good about yourself as well. Not straight after the breakup when you're all puffy. No, no. You've got to wait like a month or so. Like two or three months of F45 under the belt and then you just end up spray tan. I mean, producer Ben went with me to F45 when I got my post-breakup bod in line. Didn't you, producer Ben?

Is that why you guys were going? That was after that. Was that why we were going? That was after that really bad breakup. Oh. It wasn't for that. Nah. Ben told me he thought you wanted to spend time with him.

Now you make me feel bad. Imagine how I feel. You would have felt way healthier. We felt good, man. You got to go too. We looked fantastic. We should do that again. Let's get some people on who can be honest with us this afternoon, right? Yeah, 0800 dials at M. We want you to be honest. You can be honest with us this afternoon, right? Yeah, 0800DIALS at M.

We want you to be honest. You can remain anonymous if you want to. But have you done something on purpose to make an ex jealous? Call us or text us on 9696. We're all getting, you know, really honest and real this afternoon

about things we have done on purpose to make an ex jealous. We've all been there. Yeah, you and I were talking about it before, and this story you shared is extreme, where the lady blocked all of her friends from her Instagram story except her ex. And then would just upload things as bait. That's what you'd call it. Just for him to see.

You know what? I feel like a lot of people might have done upload things as bait. That's what you'd call it. Just for him to see. You know what? I feel like a lot of people might have done similar things to this. So we talked about it, and that's quite an extreme example, but even just uploading something and then checking the views to see if your ex has seen it. We've all done that. It's a version of it, and no one's judging you for it. I'm not judging no one.

But you know deep down if you're doing it, if you're doing that, then part of the motivation for you uploading it in the first place was to make your ex jealous. But sometimes you need to go through that stage. Absolutely. You know, everyone goes through that stage after a breakup. Even if you're the one that broke up with a person, you still go through like that weird stage, limbo land.

Chloe Kardashian made a whole TV show about it with Revenge Body. You know? That wasn't a healthy way to come about it. Khloe, you should be getting fit for yourself, you know? Oh, Khloe Kardashian. We want to know, though, can you be honest with us this afternoon and tell us what you did to make your ex jealous? First person wants to be anonymous.

Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello. Hi. Tell us, anonymous. It's a safe space. We're not judging here. What did you do on purpose to make your ex jealous? Hello. Hi. Tell us, Anonymous, it's a safe space. We're not judging here.

What did you do on purpose to make your ex jealous? Okay, well, I would use my friend's Snapchat. I would use her maps to spy on her location. And one night, you know, girls' night, all dressed up, we rocked up to the bar that he was at. Because you saw it, wait, Anonymous, because you saw it on one of your friend's Snapchat maps. Indeed. Amazing.

Yeah, and then when I rocked up, I saw him and he left crying. So, I mean, all good. We're together now. It's fine. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, that was a twist and a half. So you reckon, Anonymous, you reckon that you showing up to that bar made him realise what he had lost and he decided to change his mind and you guys got back together?

Oh, he realised, I don't think that was the turning point Anonymous, how good did you look that night? Like I'd be wearing that dress again I love that you can laugh again. Oh, God, yeah. I love that you can laugh about it now. That's good. I wouldn't mess with Anonymous. She's smart.

Oh, yeah, she's smart. She's crafty. Hey, let me just tell you, Clint, most of us are. Yeah, I know that. I'm just saying she sounds like she got ways and means. Wendy's here. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy.

Hi. Hi. What did you do to make your ex jealous? Well, it was revenge, really. I don't think I made him jealous because he actually found it quite funny. But I just did go a little bit psycho. I had broken up with my husband. He played around on me.

He went away for the weekend with this woman who had partially moved into our marital home. So I let myself in and with a pair of scissors, I went through all her clothes and I cut all the crutches out of her underwear. Oh, Wendy. And I poured her excessive turfing down the sink and then I put their toilet brushes up,

put their toothbrushes up the toilet room. Oh, Wendy. Extremely psycho. Looking back on that now, what do you think of your behaviour? I still think it's really funny. I don't, someone did tell me that the toothbrush thing was a step too far. I feel a little bit guilty about that. You were hurt, right?

You were in a hurt place. She was in your house. But I still think it's funny. And it was your house. You didn't have to break in. I assume you had a key. Exactly. Yes, I had a key.

Didn't make it very hard for Wendy, did it? Again, I said this before with Anonymous. I wouldn't mess with Wendy either. No. No way. I would not be crossing you, Wendy. Thank you for the call. Imagine putting on a pair of underwear and, like,

can you imagine what that feels like? And every crotch is cut out of your underwear. It'd be so weird. Eventually, once you put on the eighth pair, you'd have to go, oh, touche, lady. You've put in the work here. I get it. Finally, this person wants to be anonymous too. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, An, touche, lady. You've put in the work here. I get it. I get it. Finally, this person wants to be anonymous too.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hiya. What did you do, Anonymous? Come on, it's a safe space. Tell us, what did you do to make your ex jealous? Can't be worse than what Wendy did. Yeah, jeez.

Well, it was always my ex's dream to go to Mongolia. So when we broke up, I went to Mongolia, and he still hasn't been yet. Wait, you took a spiteful trip to Mongolia, so when we broke up I went to Mongolia and he still hasn't been yet. Wait, you took a spiteful trip to Mongolia. Did you have any aspirations of going to Mongolia? No, but it was great. It was a great trip.

That is brilliant. See, that is one of the best pass-ag ways to get back at your ex. I applaud you on that one. That's a good one. Well done. That is very, very good. Can you imagine all the pictures he would be scrolling on your Instagram? She doesn't even like Mongolia. She doesn't even like Mongolian

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Menu Log have announced the winners of their 2021 Restaurant of the Year Awards Oh that's exciting, especially for the restaurants The awards are based on Menu Log data So they just look at who orders what and when And they go this is popular, this is popular, they deserve an award I mean all the numbers are there, it's pretty easy to award the best Totally This year winning the best

munchies to eat at 420 420! Is that an actual category? That's an actual category. Fusion in Gisborne Menu Log has revealed that their signature crispy pork dish was the most ordered item

on Menu Log at 420pm each day. No way. And we've got Ben from Fusion on the phone 4.20pm each day. No way. And we've got Ben from Fusion on the phone now. G'day, Ben. Hello, Ben. Hey, how are you? Good, man. You've got the munchies.

Literally, you have the munchies that people want. Apparently, yeah. How often would you say, Ben, that this dish is ordered? Oh, it's definitely our most popular dish all around. It always has been. I think what put us on the map, really, was the crispy pork. Oh it's definitely our most popular dish Like all round It always has been It's sort of I think what put us on the map really Was the crispy pork

Is there a certain type of person Who comes in to order this meal at 4.20 I don't want to stereotype people or anything But like Are they distinguishable by the music they listen to Or the clothes they wear I mean I haven't really noticed to be honest But I mean I do do the odd delivery and you can sort of...

Smell? Yeah, you can smell what's been going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever seen our mate Clinton Roberts in there at around 4.20, you know, sniffing around for the pork? Well, no, I'm not too sure, but... He's welcome to. Yeah, my family hails from the East Coast, so I'm sure that...

You'll see him soon. Well, I'm not surprised that you've won the 420 Munchies Award from Menu Log. What would you recommend that somebody, other than the crispy pork, what would you recommend that someone orders at 420 each day from Fusion in Gisborne? Well, I would say chicken noodle soup is probably another good one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm just looking at your menu here.

What about the blazer chicken? That's coming soon. We're thinking of doing the 420 special soon. Yeah. Is it genuinely, though, is it a busy time of day for you guys at 420 each day? Well, I'm actually, most of the time I'm out of the shop at that time. Oh, yeah. We're about to you at home ordering the crispy pork.

He's just around the back of the shop at 4.20. Yeah, right, right. He's on his break. Yeah, he's back at 4.25. Hey, well, congratulations. It's a strange award. I've never heard of it before, but you guys have won it. So anybody who is going to the East Coast this summer,

make sure you swing into Fusion in Gisborne at 4.20 if you need something at 4.20. If you don't particularly need munchies at 4.20, I'd say don't go at that time because it sounds like it's hella busy. It's quite busy, yeah. Hey Ben, have a good weekend, man. Thank you. Can I give a quick shout out? Yeah, of course. Alright, shout out to all the growers and dealers.

You know, I wouldn't have been able to do this without them. Thanks for the business, guys. I mean, I don't think they get enough credit. That's amazing. There you go. That's Ben from Fusion, everybody. 420! Looking hungry, actually.

Yeah. It's about that time, isn't it? I thought we could play a bit of a game, and everyone listening can play as well because I read a headline of a story today about Shaquille O'Neal. Oh, yeah, the basketball player. The basketball player. Everyone knows Shaq.

He's huge. He's literally huge. I think he's like six foot, what, ten? No. He's close to a seven footer. He's close, isn't he? Yeah, but he's not just tall. He's wide as well. He's a big unit. He's solid as a No. He's close to a seven footer. He's close, isn't he? Yeah. But he's not just tall, he's wide as well. He's a big unit.

He's solid as a rock. He's a big unit. There's a story about him today where he has went through a big transformation. Is he? A body transformation. Okay. Because he said, you know, he looked at himself in the mirror and he said he was looking kind of old and he was a bit overweight

and he wanted to, you know. Get his life back on track. Get fit and get healthy. But I thought we could play a game where I'm going to read all of you guys and that's including the producers. I'm going to read you the headline that I read and then you guys all have to guess what is the body part feature that they're talking about in this headline.

Okay, sure. Okay? So this is the headline. And everyone at home can play as well. Shaquille O'Neal has revealed the secret to his incredible weight loss, which has given him a body feature he hasn't seen for 30 years. Nice. Now, look, think about it.

I want you to think about it quite hard because it is Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying. So you're saying if Ben, for example, who was going to say his wanger. No way. You're saying that Shaquille's wanger is so big. That he would never not be able to say it. He would never not be able to say it.

Exactly. So Ben, don't say wanger. I wasn't going to. I was going to say. You were going to, but it's okay. Don't say wangas. I'm just giving you the heads up not to say that. Thank goodness.

The shack attack. Discuss it between yourselves. Okay, abdominals. Oh, yeah. I was going to say knees. Knees? I was going to say. Why would you be able to see his knees?

Now he can just see them. What about when he's lying on his bed? I see what you're saying. If he's just standing and he's big, he can't see his knees. And now he can. That's cool. Or,

wanger, she could have double bluffed us. Oh, yes! Now, I was thinking more along the lines here. He'd got some treatment, some plugs in.

Who gets hair when they do weight loss? That's true. He's bald though. Well, you know, maybe they were twisting us with the headline. It does say a body feature. Yeah. Maybe he did the weight loss and he went bald though. Well, you know, maybe they were twisting us with the headline. It does say a body feature.

Yeah. Maybe he did the weight loss and he went to Ashley and Martin. Okay, we've got a short list. Knees, hair, winger.

Yeah, right. No, it's not... I'm not going to say that. I'd like to. I'll take it off the list, but if it's off the list, if it's the answer, it's your fault.

It's not real. People on the text machine way smarter than you guys. Oh, really? Oh, wait, what did they say? I'm not saying that they're correct, but. It's not real. People on the text machine are way smarter than you guys. Oh, really? Oh, wait, what did they say? I'm not saying that they're correct, but I would have said what they said. Oh, the V line. Yeah, the Shaquille V line.

That's what I would have said. Right. What's the V line? It's like... You don't know what the V line is? This. The muscles. You know, like there.

Yeah. Oh, those ones that go down into your pelvis. Yeah. Yeah, the ones you get up there. No, no, no, no. He's too old for those. Yeah. No.

No, I don't reckon he is. We're locking in... What are you locking in? Knees. No, no, no. He's too old for those. Yeah. No. No, I don't reckon he is. We're locking in. What are you locking in? Knees. We're locking in knees. You all have to agree. Yeah, we agree. Okay, go knees.

I reckon the text machine's going with V line. You guys are going with knees. Yeah. Shaquille O'Neal. It's not V line. After going through a body transformation, said the body feature he hasn't seen in 30 years that he now has back... is a six-pack.

Oh, damn it. I said that at the start. That's cool, though. But you got caught up in the wanger jokes and you got real off track. Yeah. They weren't jokes. It was still a possibility.

Zed-In. Call ZM now To play Brinklin's One second song challenge You only got one second One second If he has a six pack It would be such a big six pack

You should see it There's a picture of it online Yeah He definitely does He's back baby We should see if he wants to come over And play a season for the Sky City Breakers Oh my god

I'd be so obsessed That'd be awesome. How old is Shaq? He's a DJ now too. Did you know that? Is he? Yeah. Bree and Clint.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second. This is the one second song challenge. We're going to try and win somebody some 50 KFC chicken dollars. You've just got to pick your team and play with us. Amanda's here first.

Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Whose team do you want to be on, Amanda? Well, obviously Bree's now. Yes, jump on board. I don't blame you, Amanda.

That's fair enough. I don't think it's my day. Justine, you get me by default. Yay. Yay. Good stuff, Good stuff. Good stuff. Okay, Anastasia's here.

Tell us how the game works. The one second song challenge is a game where we play the start of a song. The first person to buzz in with the correct song title and artist win themselves and their team a point. First to three obviously wins. Brie and Clint go first and then Justine and Amanda will give it a go. So today's theme is our girl groups. All righty.

You guys fans? Girl groups. Yeah. Big fan. All right. Your names are your buzzers. Brianne Clint are going to go first. With that, let's hear song number one.

A few questions. Oh, she got it though. Is it that one or is it the other one? A few questions that I need to know. Is it the one you're thinking of? You're giving her a hint. All Saints? Yeah.

Nope. Never Ever. What was the other one? Well, I get them and the Sugar Babes confused a lot. You get them, the Sugar Babes, who else? Atomic Kitten. Oh, no, it's Atomic Kitten. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're on the board, Amanda. Justine's sitting there stoked. Justine, a lot yeah. We're on the board, Amanda. Justine's sitting there stoked. Justine, a lot of the pressure's on you here, mate. Justine. I'm through. I feel like this is going to be too old for me. How old are you? I don't know.

She's like 11. Yeah, right. Well, we're just going to do our best, Justine. We're going to do our best. Come on, Amanda. You got it, girl. All right, girls. Your names are your buzzers.

Let's hear song number two best. Come on, Amanda. You got it, girl. All right, girls. Your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. Amanda. Yes, Amanda. Damn it. Wrong start. That's Harmony. Amanda, I'm just going to stop you right there. Unfortunately, you've got the artist wrong.

Justine, did you want to give that one a go? No, I have no idea. That's all right. We'll disregard that round. Guys, it's the Little Mixes. Sorry, Clint. I'm so sorry, Clint. That's all good.

I wouldn't have got it either. Good effort, Amanda, though. Little Mix with Harmony, quite similar. Both came from the X Factor. They're the atomic cannon All Saints of the 2010s They are They are

Awesome And with that We'll go back to Brie and Clint Let's hear song number three Clint The Veronicas Untouched Does two make a group?

That's controversial That was a show. It's more than a solo. Yeah, but it's a duet. But is it a duet? Yeah. Doesn't matter because we've got the point, Amanda. You've got to bring it home, baby.

Woo-hoo. All right, girls. So your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number four. Okay. Justine, Justine, Amanda. Justine was in first. What do you reckon?

Very, very. Don't you know Pussycat Dolls? Yeah. Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Oh, Justine was in first. What do you reckon? Baby. I don't know. Put together. Yeah. Don't you. Don't you. Don't you. Oh, Justine. You pulled it out of the bag, Justine. Also, Amanda.

You can sing a little bit. Were you singing in the background, or was that you, Justine? That was me. Yeah. Oh, I enjoyed that. It was fun. You got pipes. All right.

This round, you're going to- I am sweating, guys. I'm sweating. Yeah. I'm going to keep us in the game here, Justine. Let's do this. And let's bring it home. And Justine, could you guys sing the answer to this one? Yeah, absolutely.

Let's hear song number five. Clint. Say my name, say my name when no one is around you. Sing it, sing it, sing it. Say my name, say my name. Destiny's Child, baby. Well it, sing it, sing it. Say my name, say my name. Destiny's Child, baby. Well done, Bree, that is correct, and that's three

points. Congrats, Amanda. Team effort, Amanda. Oh, definitely team effort. Let's go, you got the 50k of some chicken dollars. Sorry, Jazzy, not our week, mate. Thank you. Love that energy, though, Justine. Let us know if you want to fill in for Friday Oki next time.

Bree and Clint. Friday Oki if you want to fill in for Friday-oke next time. Brie and Clint. Friday-oke. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke.

Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-okey? Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-okey! The Christmas edition. Because it's Christmas. Why didn't you just wait till December? Because it's one month until Christmas. Because you couldn't pick any other song.

No. There's so many songs we haven't done, but you decided you wanted to pick one. Yeah. We've got to make the most of this. Brie, in one month's time, Christmas will be over. Today, in one month from today, it'll be Boxing Day, okay? So if you don't start celebrating now.

Boxing Day's the best day anyway. Boxing Day's a great day, actually. All the pressure's off. It is a great day. Yeah, yeah. But no, I thought it's Christmas. It's Christmas. So let's do some Michael Bublé for Friday O'Keefe.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. God, he's got a nice voice, doesn't he? Let's do some Michael Bublé for Friday O'Keefe. He's got a nice voice, doesn't he? He's all right. What do you mean he's all right? You know that I'm not the biggest Bublé fan. His voice is like hot chocolate next to an open fire while you're roasting marshmallows. He's got a great voice. Oh, there's a teaser of mine.

What you're about to hear is Brie and I taking on the boobs. And we would like you to pick the winner once you've heard both of them in full, okay? We've done our best efforts. We've spent some time with a professional audio engineer. And here they come, everybody. I'll go first. This is my Michael Bublé. Merry come, everybody. I'll go first. This is my Michael Bublé.

Merry Christmas, everybody. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go. Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again. With candy canes and silver lanes that glow. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Toys in every store But the

prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door I need to start picking songs that cater more to my voice and really leave you in the dust because that's what you do to me. That's literally the

advantage of picking. I know but I never do that. I try and pick a song that's like fun for both of us. You've picked Ariana Grande like four times. Have you heard me sing? Do you think my voice matches Ariana Grande? Hey we haven't heard yours yet. Don't write yours off. I don't even want to hear it. I'm happy not to play it this week. Yours

could really be imbued with the spirit of Christmas. I was really not keen on this song choice. Get in the Christmas spirit. No, I'm a Grinch. You are not a Grinch. You love Christmas. Fine, play it.

Okay, here it is. Here's Breeze, Michael Bublé, which could be the winner this week. You decide. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Not really, it's November. Everywhere you go. Better be using the tracing app, though.

Take a look at the five and ten. It's glistening once again. With candy canes and silver lanes that glow. No one is this happy at Christmas time. A lot like Christmas. Shut up, Bublé. Toys in every store. More like shopping online this year.

But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door. It's f***ing November. Why are we singing a bloody Christmas song? Because it's Christmas. I really felt the Christmas spirit in mine.

I can tell. Yeah, no, I was keen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were merry. You were jolly. You, um... I mean, give me the job. I'm a Santa's elf.

Who's got it this week? Who has the Christmas spirit and who did the best Michael Bublé? We need five people to call us right now on 0800DIALS at M and pick a winner. If you offer some good constructive feedback this afternoon, you could win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Or you might get cold. We haven't decided yet. One of us is getting cold. I think it's me. And one of us

is getting the victory. Give your votes in. Bree and Clint. Friday Oatly. We just got everybody in the Christmas spirit just before we did it. Everybody in the country. You can feel it. It's now in the Christmas spirit. To the person who texted and said,

Clint is disqualified for choosing a Christmas song in November. No, I'm not. I applaud that. No, I'm not. I should be applauded for choosing the song. No, I applaud that text. Okay. It's well done.

I mean, it's not like you only had like a few. It's one week extra. Like next week's December. Next week's your choice. And you wouldn't have chosen Michael Bublé. I would never choose Michael Bublé. Exactly right. But you could have chosen the week extra. Like next week's December. Next week's your choice. And you wouldn't have chosen Michael Bublé. I would never choose Michael Bublé. Exactly right. But you could have chosen the week after.

My Michael Bublé sounded like this. But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door. Mine was a more realistic version of how people feel at Christmas. It's f***ing November. Why are we singing a bloody Christmas song? By realistic, do you mean drunk? Yes. Yeah.

Very realistic for a lot of people. Five votes will decide the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon, the Christmas edition. Leah's here. Merry Christmas, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi. Happy November.

Yes, November. Who are you voting for this afternoon, Leah? Clint, I absolutely loved your deep, deep voice, but I'm going to go with Brie because it's bloody November. Yes, Leah, jump on board the Grinch train. Oh, Leah, you'll regret that in approximately four days' time, you're going to regret

that. Okay, thank you for your votes. Thank you, Leah. Siobhan's here. G'day, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hello, Merry Christmas, Brie. Oh, Merry Christmas. We know where this vote's going, don't we, Siobhan? Ho, ho, ho, Siobhan. Don't call her that.

That's so rude. Siobhan, who are you voting for this afternoon? Well, I have to say, Clint, I thought your notes were on point this afternoon. Oh, yes. But three, your commentary made me giggle all the way home in the fun traffic of the afternoon. So I've got to give my vote to you.

Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. It jingled your bells, did it, Siobhan? It definitely did. I'll jingle your bells any time, Siobhan. Appreciate that. Let's go to Brooklyn. Hey, Brooklyn.

G'day, Brooklyn. Hey, Brooklyn's gone a wee bit shy, but he would like to vote for Clint. Okay. Is that Brooklyn's mum speaking, is it? It is. Okay, Brooklyn's mum. We'll have to take to vote for Clint. Okay, is that Brooklyn's mum speaking, is it? It is. Okay, Brooklyn's mum. We'll have to take your word for it. What's your name?

My name's Ellis. Ellis, okay. Can you say hi to Brooklyn for us, please? Hi, Brooklyn. I will. Okay. Hi, Brooklyn. Hi, Bree.

Hi, Brooklyn. Merry Christmas. Have a good Christmas. Okay, wait there. One to me, two to you. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess.

Hi, guys. Bree, I have to give you a plus for your effort, but I would definitely vote my vote for Clint. If I was the judge on The Voice, I would have turned for you, Clint. Oh, thank you, Jess. I appreciate that. Thanks, Jess. I probably agree with you.

Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. You've taken us to tie break where Keita joins us. Hi, Keita. Hi, Keita. Hey, guys. Hey. You have all the power this break where Keita joins us. Hi, Keita. Hi, Keita. Hey, guys. Hey. You have all the power this afternoon, Keita.

Oh, God. Can I just, can I just support us with Keita first? Hang on. Keita, Merry Christmas. Oh, okay. Okay, I think I know where this is going. It's so funny for me and Keita. Keita, when you're ready, please tell us who the winner of Friday Oki is this week.

Can you imagine if her phone just cut out in that one moment? I think it might have. Oh, sorry. There you are. Oh, Keita, right, okay. My cheek keeps hitting the mute button. Oh, okay.

Did your phone actually cut out? No, my mute button. She put it on mute with her cheek. That's hilarious, Keita, in that moment. Now I have no idea which way you're going to go, so let's just do it. That's so funny.ita. In that moment. Now I have no idea which way you're going to go. So let's just do it.

Keita, who's the winner of Friday Oki this week? Oh, like, I loved Bree's, like, like, oh, I loved her version so much it cracked me up. But I have to say when Clint started,

I didn't even know that it was Clint. I still thought it was Bublé. Oh. I was like, when's this going to start? So I have to say Clint. I'm sorry, Bree. No, that's all. I love you too was Buble. I was like, when's this going to start? So I have to say, Clint, I'm sorry, Brie. No, that's all.

I love you too, Keita. No hard feelings. I'll just expect a vote from you next week. I will and I'll vote for you. Okay, deal, deal. Thanks, Keita. Merry Christmas. See you, mate.

Merry Christmas, guys. There we go. See ya. All right, we've got to do this. But the prettiest sight to see Is the holly that will be On your own front door Good win, mate.

You deserve that one. And just because you won, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, my friend. Can't wait to see which Brie-themed song you choose next week. Tina Turner or something. Tina Turner. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go. Birthday

Banger for a Friday. We need a good one. We'll take three people's birthdays, figure out what was the number one song top of the charts on their 16th, and then we pick one out of the three to play. We'll start with Sue. Hey, Sue. G'day, Sue. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. How are you? Happy Friday. How are you?

Yeah. Oh, it's been a long day. It's been a long day, but you're finally here, Sue. You've arrived. Does it feel good to be here? If I only got to the end to look at doing my house cleaning instead of everybody else's. Oh.

No, Sue. Oh, no. I bet you're really good at it, though, Sue. I bet you're so good at it. Oh, yeah. I get pretty good reviews, so I'm not too bad. Okay, Sue. I bet you're really good at it, though, Sue. I bet you're so good at it. Oh, yeah, I get pretty good reviews, so I'm not too bad. Okay, good. Yeah, nice, Sue. Well, let's get your birthday banger on to see if that picks you up a little bit.

What's your birthday? The 3rd of June, 1977. All right, Sue, you were 16 in 1993. And on the 3rd of June in 93, this was top of the charts. How's that, Sue? Do you like snow in Informer? Yeah. Who doesn't like it?

Who likes that line, I lick you boom, boom down? You don't want to know what boom boom means, Sue. Okay, wait there, Sue. We'll do a birthday banger for Andrea. Hi, Andrea. Hi, Andrea. Hey, how are you guys? Good, mate.

How's your week been? Oh, pretty hectic, but the day's over now, so that's good. Yes, that's a great attitude. We're a little bit the same with you. What's your birthday? The 4th of February, 1969. All right, Andrea. You were 16.

It's 1985. And on the 4th of February, on your 16th birthday, this had number one hit. How about that, Andrea? You get Bruce Springsteen. That's a pretty awesome one. Yeah. Yeah, that's an absolute stonker of a birthday background. It's huge.

You know, fun fact, he actually doesn't sing that at live performances anymore. Oh, why not? Something about... It's been misinterpreted. It's misinterpreted, and he doesn't like the way people interpret it. I think it's intended to be like a song

about what's wrong with America, but it's been commandeered by people who are blind patriots going, I bloody love America. Proud to be born here.

And he's like, no, it's a song about Still a great song. It's still a great song. Don't read too deep into any song or you won't like it anymore. One more for Tammy.

Hey, Tammy. G'day, Tammy. Oh, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, Tammy. Yes. All right, Tammy. We knoway, Tammy. Oh, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, Tammy. Yes. All right, Tammy.

How are we all? We're good. How are you? One month till Christmas. You've got to be happy with that. Yeah, right. And how many days to go? Like maybe less than 10 until we can go to a bar?

Oh, yes. Oh, Tammy. That's the thing I'm looking forward to the most. It's seven days, Tammy. This time next week, Bree and I will be doing the show from a bar. I mean, you let me know where it is and I'll be there because I've already bagged not fetching the kids that day. When my husband asked me what plans I had,

I said I didn't have any, but I would make them. Tammy, we will save you a personal VIP seat, all right? Tammy is our people. Amazing. I would love to have you. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 16th of August, 1982.

All right, Tammy, you were 16, 1998. And on the 16th of August in 98, this reached the top of the chart. And I don't want the world to see me Cos I don't think that they'd understand Oh, Brie and I are suckers for a soft rock anthem, Temi. Yeah. These Goo Goo Dolls are right up there. Oh, they're right up there.

You get the Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. Do you like that, Temi? I do. Not so much of a banger. Yeah. But, yeah, they were good. I've seen them live. Have you?

Have you? Yeah, in South good. I've seen them live. Have you? Have you? Yeah, in South Africa. That's so cool. I actually went with my mom. Oh, did you? Really? Oh, cute. Did you put her on your shoulders?

Not quite. Not quite, okay. I put my mom on my shoulders at the ACDC concert. Did you? Yeah, and then I couldn't really hold her up, so my brother had to take over. She didn't want to be up there. The whole time she's going, put me down, Brianna. She's like,

I can see everything up here. I'm going to take my bra off. And then I was like, alright, down you come. Bruce Springsteen for me. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Tune. Hey, Andrea, you just won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Great way to

end the week. Great way to end the week. Now don't read too much into this song, alright? Let's just all enjoy it, okay? Oh well, thank you very much. See you, mate. Brian Clint, sit in. There's a company in Hastings called the Mad Fun Company

and they've had more than 800,000 views on their social media of their brand new bouncy castle. I've just bought up the bouncy castle. Bri, I was wondering if you could describe it for everybody. Well, it's a bouncy castle. I mean, everyone's seen a bouncy castle. You know where there's maybe normally it's a castle thing,

and you've got like the big kind of walls of the castle as the outer part? Yeah, yeah. What are the you've got like the big kind of walls of the castle as the outer parts. Yeah, yeah. What are the walls made of? Giant penises. It is a giant penis bouncy castle. It was designed by a man named Dean Jameson for hens parties and stag do's.

And I reckon we should give him a call and see if we can book this big penis bouncy castle for the ZM Christmas party. Oh, my God, yes. I reckon it'll be booked out, though. Surely. Yeah. 800,000 views.

Yeah. Hello. Hi, is that Dean? It is indeed. Dean, it's Bree and Clint calling from ZM radio station. How are you? G'day, Dean. I'm very well.

Very well. You got any idea what we might be calling about? Yes, I got a little bit of an idea, yeah. We want to hear you say it. I don't want to put words in your mouth. I mean, I don't want to put anything in your mouth at this stage. We want to hire the buck in Bronco. That's what we want, Dean. Yeah, so you've been on

Facebook, I gather. We've been on the news, mate. Your big inflatable penis bouncy castle is nationwide news. How does that feel? Oh, is that right? I'm a little bit surprised at how it's taken off. I have actually made a post once before with a photo of it. Yeah. And it only

just sort of got a handful of views, so I didn't think much of it. Could you not really take off? You couldn't get it going, could you, Dean? No. No, couldn't get it going, could you, Dean? No. No, I couldn't get it going. Are you saying the first time around no one was interested in your dick pic? That's it.

That's it. If you send it around enough, Dean, someone's likely to pick it up, you know? I tell you, it doesn't matter what you do. When you're working with that castle, it doesn't matter what you say. It can be taken the wrong way. Tell the boys when they're cleaning it, don't rub it too hard. You don't want it to explode.

Look, this may be short notice, and I don't know how busy you are, especially after all the media attention you're getting, but the ZM Christmas party is in three weeks' time. What's the chances of getting the big inflatable penis bouncy castle up to Auckland for that? To Auckland? We can do anything.

Yeah. So you will travel then? You will travel long distances? We will travel and we do. We've been around the country. Okay, good. It does usually come at a bit of a cost though, obviously. It's mileage and overnight accommodation.

That semantics thing. You can't put a price on a good Penis castle We need to ask a few T's and C's though Clint Just to check off obviously So we know it's safe for the ZM Christmas party Absolutely, safety is sexy when it comes to a penis castle Absolutely My first question for you Dean

Is it self-blowing or will I need to Get a crew of people together to blow it up Ourselves It comes with it its own blower. Oh, no way. That's lovely. That's handy. Does the castle itself come in like a protective sheath,

or do you expect us to have the sheath? It depends on the surface it's going on. If it's going on grass, it just goes natural. It doesn't need protection. And I guess sand is not a good idea either. No, they're great, yeah. Does the castle have a preference as to which gender bounces on it? It's completely fluid. I've got to be careful what you say here.

No, it doesn't matter who bounces on it. Good, good, good. Good, good, good. We're a diverse bunch at ZM. We are. Everyone would love to have a go. One of the employees asked, is it okay, you know, obviously you can bounce forwards.

Is it okay to reverse and bounce on it? Sure, why not? Okay, good. That's safe. If you can handle it, go for it. Okay, cool. I reckon we're good. I reckon that's what we need to cover off.

Dean from the Mad Fun Company, our people will be in touch with your people and we'll see if we can get the big inflatable penis castle to the ZM Christmas party. Thanks, man. We're going to have a big day out in Auckland. Oh, yeah. It's going to be one hell of a big day out.

I mean, we are the leading show for aviation-based news, and we've got another piece of news for you this afternoon. Turn your speakers up if you've got a good stereo for this. Honestly, turn it up. Turn it up here. That was a Boeing 747 for sure. It should have flown through. If you've got a good stereo, that should have flown through your car.

Yeah, that would have been very cool. Look, this story, I'm just going to warn you, is quite disturbing, very weird, and reminds me of the movie Meet the Fuckers. I don't understand. I know the story. The first movie, Meet the Parents. Is it the parents, the first one? Yeah, I think so.

Where he milks the cat? Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, that movie. Could you milk me, Greg? Yeah, could think so. me is a pilot who is messaging like through the system on the airplane yeah he's uh sent a message to the system that suggests a passenger on a delta flight um to atlanta in america began breastfeeding her cat on board um and despite repeated requests from the crew to stop, she refused.

This is what it says. This is the actual message. I've got the screenshot. It says, Pax, which means passenger, in seat 13A, is breastfeeding a cat and will not put cat back in its carrier when flight attendant has requested. What the F is going on? What the F is going on?

Now, women face a lot of discrimination when it comes to breastfeeding in public, and by no means do we want to shame the breastfeeding community. By no means. No, not at all. I'm all for breastfeeding in public. Just not a cat. Just how do you breastfeed a cat? They have such sharp teeth. And they've got that hairy tongue.

They've got that, yeah, yeah. It's spiky, their tongue. Spiky tongue. And do they even like human milk? I mean, cats like anything, but the whole thing is just. Does a cat, I mean, yeah, I mean, kittens growing up, that's how they got the milk. And where do they put their claws?

Do they like dig into your boobie while they're sucking on you? Oh, it's a weird story. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? You're on a long-haul flight. You're sitting on the plane. You doze off for a nap. And you wake up and you see a woman breastfeeding a cat.

What the hell do you think? You go, shit, I should have had the fish instead of the chicken. Yeah, that's bad news, eh? Something bad has happened in here. Bad. There you go. Told you it was weird. Weird story.

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