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Episode Date: November 26, 2025The worst foods to eat if you have ADHD. NZ's biggest feet. Crazy meals to cook for your dog. Producer Claud just found out what? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...mation.
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Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
You know, guys.
It's that time of year where I start buying things online for Christmas presents.
It's a good time to buy, Black Friday sales.
You are constantly buying things on the internet.
The other day, Bree said, we're sitting in the studio and Bree goes,
Guys, why would you pay for therapy when you could just use that money to buy things?
And then you actually get something too.
Don't.
My therapist might be listening.
I know.
I don't mean it.
I don't mean it.
I don't mean it.
Because also, you're doing both.
Yeah, I just, the only flaw in that plan is that when I buy something, dopamine, I get the good feelings.
But then it goes away quite quickly, so I need to buy something again.
Yes.
But good time a year for me, because I get double the dopamine hit when I'm buying gifts for others.
Right, okay.
So I love that.
But let me just break down to you because I've a package, I've just got an email saying that a package has been delivered to my house.
Okay.
And let me just break it down how many emails.
This is one thing that I bought, right?
So I got an email confirming the order.
And then the next day, I got another email saying,
here's your shipment order number.
Then I got another email from NZPost saying,
we've collected your parcel.
Then I got another email saying we expect to deliver your parcel.
Then I got another email saying,
hey, your parcel's been delivered.
We get it.
Tomorrow you'll get an email saying,
hey, rate your delivery.
How many bloody emails?
I know, I get this too, and I sometimes get them on WhatsApp as well.
Oh, same.
Some of the career companies will text you on WhatsApp.
It's because of the people who order the thing on the internet
and then instantly email the company and they go,
hey, how long until I get my package?
They ruined it for everyone, so now we get over-notified.
God, too many.
I need one to say, great, order confirmed,
and one to say it's been delivered.
That's it.
You don't need any.
You're already focusing on the next thing that you're buying.
That's true. I've forgotten about that thing. I'm on to the next.
Hey, we are looking for New Zealand's biggest feat on the show shortly.
So if that's you, stick around. We actually need your help with something.
But first, another round of Trady versus Lady, where the Trades took out a win yesterday to push the lead back out to three.
Yeah, it's getting a little bit hairy at the moment.
Ladies, you need a win today. Let's see if you can do it. 50 bucks up for grabs.
Play Zatems, Bree and Clint.
Time for Trady versus Lady.
It's Trady versus Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Right here we are back end of the year.
This is where it really counts.
The trade is on 98 wins for the year.
The ladies got some work to do.
They're on 95.
Our lady's in Fangare, she's 27, and she's got two different colored eyes, just like a husky, blue and green.
Welcome to the show, Levina.
Hello, mate.
Hello, hello.
Is it, um, what's it called?
It's actually got a name when you.
We've got two different colour eyes.
Oh, I don't know.
I haven't looked into it.
We'll get Claudia to look at us for us.
Is it noticeable?
Like if I looked and drew, would I go,
oh, that lady's got two different coloured eyes?
You'll just have to wait for you see me and find out.
Oh, okay, Levinna.
Stop it.
Wow.
What an invitation.
It's a look out.
Fangere, here I come.
Oh, it's called heterochromia.
Heterochromia.
You've got heterochromchromo, Levin.
Kate Boswood from blue cromero.
Crash has it.
Kate Boswood.
You're taking on our tradies today from Auckland.
He's 33 and they call him snack man.
Welcome to the show, Matt.
Hi, Matt.
Hey, guys.
Why do they call you snack man?
I deliver snacks and drinks to offices and sites.
Ah, you're a vending machine man.
That's the one.
What's the most popular item, would you say, Matt, that you've seen?
The Monster Mango Loka.
Are you seeing a rise in protein bars
in the vending machines at the moment, Matt?
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, yeah, and he up and goes, right?
Yeah, everyone's trying to get their summer body going, so...
Yeah, I'm a salted cash, you girl, myself.
Matt, your buzz is trading.
Levina, lady, the first of three correct answers
gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What colour uniform do the New Zealand police wear?
Lady.
Yes, Levinia.
Blue.
It is, of course, blue.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Name one of the famous children of the late crocodile hunter, Steve Irwin.
No, lady, lady, lady, lady.
Lavinia?
Rubber.
Rubber.
He's competing in the finale of Dancing with the Stars.
He's going to win.
I think it's today.
Yeah.
I hope you win.
Yeah, I hope so too.
Okay, two to the ladies.
Lavinia, I heard the way you said.
Robert, are you hoping he dances with his shirt
on or off?
Oh, off.
That's a silly question, Clint.
Matt, you need this one to stay in it.
Question number three.
Do your best, mate.
What movie is this song from?
Lavinia.
Wicked.
She's got it.
Wicked is correct.
That's a lady victory.
You're not going to believe it.
It's a special.
prize today. We're actually going to come to you
to deliver the $50 cash,
Lavinia. You're going to look at my eyes.
Go to your front door.
Yeah, we're standing outside right now.
Can you bring Robert?
We'll bring Clint, Robert.
Oh, how disappointing.
Sorry, Snack Man, not your day.
Sorry, Matt.
Not my day. I need more monster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some protein.
There you go.
Ladies get a much-needed win, courtesy
of the very enthusiastic
Lavinia. Thanks, Lavinia.
See you, Levinia.
Thank you.
If you're in Fungere, watch out for her.
I think people probably already know who she is.
You'll hear her before you see her.
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Biggest news in Super Rugby today.
Yeah.
And it's actual big news.
Biggest news, biggest feet.
Yeah.
Biggest news, biggest feet.
This story's wild.
They're looking for boots, size 17 boots, for a player.
One of the Fijian Drewa players.
I think he's in their development.
team? He is. Yeah, so he's young.
He's a young guy. Which is even more
impressive. It's wild. He's a young
dude in the Fijian development
team. He's 6'10
and he wears a size 17
rugby boot and his rugby boots
have just given out. And they
can't find a new pair to replace him. No, there's
not a single place in Fiji with
size 17 rugby boots. US
17. Yeah, enormous.
What size do you wear?
I just checked. I'm a US 12.
So you're in US 12 to give context.
you've got quite big feet.
Size 12 is not a small foot.
I've got comically big feet in that
when they're next to other people's shoes,
they look silly.
Yeah.
So to go up another five sizes, wild.
Like these, a size 17 are the same size
as what NBA players are wearing.
I think LeBron's is 17.
Yeah, but it makes sense
because this kid's 6 foot 10.
I thought, because they put a post out onto social media
to try and find this kid some boots
because he can't train, he can't play.
and I'm not having it.
I'm not having it.
I reckon we call Adidas headquarters here in New Zealand
and ask them,
do you know of a size 17 pair of boots
that we can get this kid?
Well, do you make a size 17?
Well, I mean, that's a good place to start too.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Do size 17 boots even exist?
Yeah.
Thanks for calling Adidas.
New Market, please hold the line.
Well, crazy that it's Adidas.
Yeah, what?
What?
Did we just find it?
Did we just settle that once and for all by just calling?
It's definitely Adidas.
Zedidas.
Hey, Ashi, Shumacher, Kevin speaking.
Kevin, Gidea, Kevin.
It's Brian Clint from ZM.
How are you?
Yeah, not too bad yourself.
Yeah, not too bad, mate.
Hey, I was wondering if you can help us out.
Don't know if you've seen the story about the kid over in Fiji
who's needing some rugby boots, size 17.
I was wondering if you've got any.
Oh, we don't have any size 17s, unfortunately.
Okay, do you know if Adidas making it?
size 17?
No, unfortunately we don't.
The biggest size we hold and we make
this 14, I believe.
Oh, geez, not even close.
Could we, do you think we could potentially
like cut a hole in the toe of the 14s
and is there a bit of room for like an overhang
in the 14s?
No, no way.
It might, it'll completely just fall apart.
It would destroy the boat.
Yeah, no, good point, Kevin.
That's a great point, Keev.
All right, Kiv, you've been helpful.
Thanks for you.
Thanks for your time.
We appreciate it.
All right.
No worries, you guys have a good one.
You too. See, we're running into the same problems as the Fijian kid.
They can't bloody find them.
It's not just Suva where you can't get size 17s.
If you're listening right now and you work for an athletic brand that makes size 17 rugby boots.
I'm sure he doesn't care what brand he wears at this stage.
He just wants boots.
The Drewa are sponsored by New Balance.
I know that.
Okay, do they go up to a size 17?
I don't know.
Do they even, do New Balance even make rugby boots?
Should we, oh, that's a good question.
Look, we'll do some research for this kid
We'll see what we can find
In the meantime, if we talk to people
Who have big feet
Maybe they'll have answers for us
Yeah, if you're a rugby player
And you've got huge feet
Where are you getting your boots?
Yeah, can we try and find
New Zealand's biggest feet this afternoon
Either you have them
Or you grew them
As on one of your children
Let's give parameters, I think
Yeah
So like in terms of a woman
What's big?
What's big for women?
I don't know, 12?
I want to say 12
12 and up.
Yeah, 12 and up.
If you're a woman, you've got 12 and up size feet.
And boys, 15 and up.
15 and up.
Yeah, well, that guy says they're selling 14s.
Adidas doesn't even make boots big enough.
Exactly, exactly.
Okay, 15 and up.
0,800 at M.
Well, you can text it into 96696.
Can we find New Zealand's biggest feet, male or female, this afternoon?
And where do you get your shoes?
That is Franklin.
I'm determined.
I've been on all the websites.
I've looked across a bunch of different sites in New Zealand.
The biggest size I could find was a size 16.
And then someone texts through and sent through a link to a place over in Texas,
because everything's bigger in Texas.
Everything's bigger in Texas.
A place called Champ Sports, and it was a link to this one pair of boots, gold and white.
Yeah, very flamboyant.
Nike's.
And it said that there was a pair of 17s.
and then when I've tried to buy them,
it now says they're not available.
I know 17 is huge,
but sports people are huge.
I would have thought there'd be a 17 around somewhere.
You'd think so, eh?
We've been alerted to the fact that former all-black Luke Romano
wears a 17.
Should I message him and ask if he's got any, like...
He'd have old boots.
Old boots lying around.
He's retired now.
He'll have a pair of old boots.
I'm sure Luke's a lovely guy.
He'd send him some.
You don't know, Luke.
I'm assuming.
Well, yes, but you don't know.
I met him one time.
Are you on first-name basis?
with former all-black Luke Romano now.
Yeah, Romano, he's Italian, I'm Italian, we're related.
We're trying to find New Zealand's biggest feet.
Is it you, Joanne, have you got the big flippers?
I don't.
My son does.
Okay, what are we talking?
Give us some stats.
How old?
How tall?
He's 15, 6 foot, size 15 men's shoes.
Wow.
Wow.
Was he 14 at 14 and 13 at 13?
No.
At 15 he went from 14 to a 15.
Wow.
Oh, I was going to say, because imagine him when he's 50.
I don't want to imagine.
More foot than men, Joanne.
I've got a feed him, mate.
Yeah, I know.
How much does he cost a feed a week, Joanne?
He's all right.
I'm just Googling what age?
Holy smokes.
Do boys stop growing?
Like 20, I think it's like 24.
No way.
Yeah.
No way.
I'm pretty sure.
Like 22, 23.
Most boys will stop growing in height, Joanne.
between 16 and 18.
So potentially you're looking at another three years worth of growth here.
He might be able to go up the beanstalk soon, Joanne.
Where do you get his shoes from?
Okay.
Your best place to get his shoes is the warehouse.
Oh, okay, that's good tonight.
Okay, that's a good tip.
So his mate's got his size 17.
At the warehouse?
And the only place the mother could find a pair was at the warehouse.
Oh, that's such good information, Joanne.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And sometimes a size 16,
fits to size 17 at the warehouse.
Are you in the giant sons' Facebook group
with the other mums of giant sons,
and you all share details like this?
You need a double income to have a kid with size feet like that.
I bet you do, Joanne.
Because they up the price, let me tell you.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't blame them, Joanne.
They're using twice as much materials.
You're not wrong.
Thanks, Joanne.
But a meter of shoelace in it.
shoe. Alicia is here. Hi Alicia.
Hi, Alicia. Hi, how you
good, thanks. Now, this is your son
as well that has giant flippers
on him. Yeah, that's
correct. How big are we talking?
He has six
foot sacks, and he's
570. Holy
smokes. Alicia, how old is he?
He's just
turned 19 on October.
Wow. What does he have for breakfast?
I
has Nutri-Grain, Toe,
He's on toes.
Yeah, he eats a lot.
He's half tonging, so he's very petite, skinny,
but he's very bald and, like, tall as.
Big and strong, okay.
Does he play sport, Alicia?
No, he needs to play basketball, but he gave that up.
Yeah, right.
So he's in the 17s.
Where do you get your 17s from?
So I got from Front Runner in Christchurch.
Okay, yeah.
I'm Googling it now.
And they sell up to size 22.
Hey!
God, even Shaquille O'Neal could shop there.
Yeah.
They could.
Okay, that's very helpful, Alicia.
That's a really good tip.
Thank you.
We appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
There's so many texts coming in from,
mostly from people with big children, to be honest.
Yeah.
Because we were trying to find New Zealand's biggest feet.
Those are the biggest that we've talked to,
Alicia's son with the size 17s.
I want a big pair of women's feet.
Oh, yeah, okay.
What about this one?
I have size 16 feet.
My brother has size 16 as well.
and my sister is a size 12 to 13, big feet all round.
Cheers, Mark.
I know it's not the biggest, but I'm five foot two
and I wear women's size nines.
It's huge in comparison to the rest of my body.
That would look so out of proportion.
You'd look like one of those right angle rulers.
You're never going to tip over, are you?
No.
You've got a good base.
But if you fall back...
Yeah, it's going to be hard to get up.
Those feet could crush you.
Be a good swimmer.
You know?
Well, you...
No, because they haven't got the length from the body.
Yeah.
Oh, they'd be like a jet ski, wouldn't they?
Yeah, exactly.
Outboard motor.
What about this one?
I'm a woman and I wear size 13 men's shoes.
I spent my teenage years thinking shoes just gave you pinchy toes
because there were no women's shoes that fit me.
A woman in the 13 men's.
So that would be technically of 14 women's.
We know a couple of drag queens with, if you want to get into stilettos,
we know a couple of drag queens who could loan your pair.
Kita Mane lent me a pair
Yep, size 12s
Yeah
Oh I think we've found it
I'm 6 foot 3 and I have size 18 feet
Wow
Where do you buy your shoes
My best friend is 14 and she has
Size 12 men's
Wow
Yeah
That's enormous
Yeah
You'd be great swimmer
We're going to keep looking for a pair of boots for this
I'm not giving up
There's a lot of good leads can I say
Well you talk to your mate Luke Romano
Yes I'm going to text
I'm going to text
him because I've got his, I might call him
to see how his mum is. Yeah, yeah, just call
around. Yeah, might just see, catch out with him.
I'll do it after the show because I'll probably have a lot to talk
about. Yeah, fair, fair, fair. Yeah, yeah.
Z-D's, Brian Clint. My ADHD
is, listen up, I won't take up much of your time because I know you can't
concentrate very long. Same as me. Is you reckon anyone, because you
teased this before, do you think anyone with ADHD
ADHD has stuck around?
Nah. Well, they got distracted.
Nah, they moved on. Yeah, they moved on.
But there's an article on the Herald today
talking about how they're doing more research into people with ADHD
and whether their diet can really affect the different symptoms that you get.
Okay.
And whilst I don't think there is any concrete evidence,
they do believe that once they start doing more research,
it will come out that it directly affects your ADHD.
They're so interesting.
Yeah.
It's, where was the thing?
Oh, I read this thing and was quite funny.
It says that there is, between your gut and your brain,
there is something called your gut brain axis.
Oh, right.
And where they're linked?
Yeah.
Like they're directly linked.
People talk about your gut microbiome being your second brain as well.
Isn't it wild?
Yeah, yeah.
So anyway.
Oh, you're going to have to, because you've got the ADHD.
Are you going to have to finally start drinking kombucha?
Oh, I will never.
That's your worst nightmare, eh?
To be told you need to drink kombucha.
I'd rather drink apple cider vinegar.
Brie once said famously that she would rather drink from a puddle than drink kombucha.
I'll stand by it.
She'd rather drink from a muddy puddle.
Who is drinking?
Oh, you know what else I had on the weekend?
What?
I had a macha.
Mucha latte.
See what you've done here.
You've got distracted.
You with ADHD have got distracted in the ADHD break about telling us what ADHD people should avoid.
eating. Anyway, mutcha is yuck.
So here are the foods. Let's just keep
pressing on. Number one, ultra
processed foods such as
sweetened cereals.
Oh yeah. It's a big no. Which I mean
That's not just for ADHD
people, is it? Yeah. They're trying to get everybody
off now. Yeah. Sugary snacks
such as biscuits.
I do love a Bickey.
Yeah. Love a little Bickey with my tea.
Well, no one's got Bickies at the bottom of their
food pyramid anyway. No. Yeah.
Foods with artificial colourings, such as flavoured yoghits and fruit drinks.
Okay.
Saturated fats in deep, such as deep fried foods, like donuts.
Yeah.
Which, I mean, these are all pretty standard.
This is all pretty standard.
Simple carbohydrates, such as white pasta, white rice and white bread.
Oh, devastating for you.
I mean, I...
You have to get into the whole meal pasta, and nobody likes that.
shit. It is awful. No offence to anyone that likes it or people that make it. I don't think
anyone likes it. No one's eating it because they think it's yame. No, they're all, they're all eating
it out of spite for themselves. Yeah. Like white rice, I like brown rice, in my opinion. I feel
like it's the superior rice. You do not. You had white rice for lunch today. That was brown, thank you.
Oh, okay. I always have brown. And white bread, I mean, I said goodbye to white bread a long time ago.
Yeah.
Do you eat right, white bread?
Do you remember the taste of it?
No, I'm Vogels, man.
God, white bread.
Yeah.
Nothing better than white bread.
And one last one?
Foods with high levels of histamine,
such as processed meats or aged cheeses,
like parmesan.
Oh.
I'm devastated by that last one.
Those ones are shocking at the end.
I'm devastated by it.
Yeah.
Well, just look at them.
No one wants to eat a young cheese, do they?
Yeah.
Look on the bright side.
The good news is you'll forget about this list in five minutes.
What are we talking about again?
Hey, there is benefits to ADHD.
Cheese platter, are you keen?
Would love one.
Yeah, great.
Make sure they're old cheeses, though.
They're my favourites.
Full of histamines.
Yeah, perfect.
I'll get some now.
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Time for The Tea.
The Tea, live from L.A. with D. McCarthy.
Dean Simon Cowell's back at it
he's looking to put together another boy band
just like One Direction
He is and I caught up with him about this
on America's Got Talent
He talked about this being very very difficult for him to do
In fact he told me he was through my face
He was like I was really scared
No one would turn up at these auditions
But they had thousands of people turn up for these auditions
And he's actually documented and shown the entire process
Where he literally puts down the base part
Of the guys and as they're selecting them
really goes behind the scenes.
Here is a little bit of audio
of Simon talking about what he calls
one of his most challenging projects yet.
As much as I love my job on TV,
I missed where I started signing artists
and working with bands.
There is a massive opportunity.
I am going to find a new boy band.
But the minute they walk in the room,
you get a feeling about someone.
But there is a huge risk here.
If this goes wrong, it will be Simon Cowell
has lost it
That's so true
He's the man for the job
He's got the track record
Do we need another one?
Well
Hmm
That might have just answered my question
They come and go
And who's the last big boy band?
BTS
Oh yeah
BTS were pretty big
Yeah
They were big
And would still be big
If one of them
Didn't have to go to war
For Korea or something
Yeah who else
The Jonas brothers
Have come back
A few times
Five sauce.
Well, maybe that's why.
Maybe that's the thing.
That's what he means.
Is there aren't any?
Like, that's the thing.
My concern is this, right?
Like, if it goes well, great.
But if it doesn't go well, it'll be a spectacular fail.
I don't know whether he needed to risk.
I don't know.
He's bored his billionaire.
He's just a great guy as well, by the way.
Simon Cowell.
Is he a great guy?
Because I know you dealt with him on a few of the shows that you work on, Dean.
Is Simon Cowell a good person to talk to?
He's one of the most charming.
magnetic people you've ever met in your entire life.
He walks backstage at AGT.
He knows everyone's name.
The entire crew walks up, shakes everyone's hand.
How's your mom?
He's the most incredible man you'll ever meet.
I did not expect that.
I did not expect that either.
But isn't that lovely to hear, you know, that someone in his position, the power that he
has still a nice person?
What do we reckon, Bree?
Do we think Dean has auditioned for the boy band?
I think Dean's trying to get into a sort of.
Simon Cowell's good books.
Yeah, yeah.
So I think, Dean, are you the lead singer of this band?
I did go really hard for him just that, didn't I?
Yeah.
Wait, you went what for him?
Wait, what?
TMI, Dean.
Yeah, we've got to go.
That's the T with Dean McCarthy.
The ZM Podcast Network.
Is Taylor Swift and the fate of Ophelia.
Fun ZDM.
Fun fact, because we're talking unusual middle names.
Yes.
Friend of mine, her.
Her daughter's mental name, Ophelia.
Oh, what's Taylor Sliff's middle name?
Does anybody know without Googling it?
Allison.
Allison.
I was going to say it was 13.
Yeah.
Because that would be unusual.
Tass.
So her initials are Tass.
Tass.
I know her birthday.
Go on then.
What is it?
December 13.
Yeah.
What year?
What's her mom's name?
What's her mom's name?
Her mom's name is
Robin?
No, it's Andrea.
What's her brother's name?
Robert.
No.
That's Bindy Irwin.
Oh, right.
Anyway.
Her Tallas was brother with Bindy Irwin?
Weird connection, eh?
We're going to talk middle names again for the second time this week.
No, we're not doing replays.
We don't do that on this show.
But I saw an hour.
article today about Macaulay Culkin.
He's in the news about his middle name.
Never heard of him.
Do you know?
Sorry, so I was channeling Ella for a second.
Actually, good point.
Has she heard of Macaulay Culkin?
Ella, our Gen Z producer.
Yeah.
Who we love.
Thank you.
That's nice to hear once.
Do you know who McCauley Colkin is?
Um, yeah, I'm going to guess the guy who's the little kid in that movie, Home Align.
Good.
Well done.
Well done.
Yeah, well done.
What's his name in that movie?
Little man.
Little man is correct.
Thank you.
Little man from home alone.
Real name McCauley Colkin.
What an unusual name to begin with, can we say?
McCauley.
Michael Jackson.
Macaulay, like how many...
Referred to him as Macaugh.
How many McCauleys have you met?
McCauley.
I've never met another Macaulay.
No, I've got a friend Jamie McCauley, but that's his last name.
I've never met anyone with a first name McCauley.
Brie, I'll give you $50.
I'll give you $100 if you can guess
what McCauley Colkin's middle name is
and you get one guess.
Merial.
It's not Muriel.
Macaulay Culkin's middle name is Macaulay Culkin.
What?
Back in November 2018,
he was on the Jimmy Fallon Show
and he announced that he was polling people
to choose a new middle name for himself.
Amazing.
His middle name was Carson,
McCauley Carson Culkin.
The options in the poll included the McRibber's back.
Karen, which is McCauley Colkin's brother.
So then he could be McCauley Karen Colkin or McCauley Colkin.
So wait, so his name is McCauley, McCauley, Colkin, Colkin.
Correct.
McCauley Colkin's middle name is McCauley Colkin.
So he's McCauley, McCauley, McCulkin, Colkin.
He said he likes it because now if someone comes up to him and says,
excuse me, are you Macaulay Colkin?
He can say, well, McCauley Colkin is my middle name.
Oh, no.
And good on him for following through with it, you know?
Some celebrities would do that.
Yeah.
And they wouldn't follow through.
And they wouldn't follow through it.
Not McCauley Colkin.
He's the real deal.
I like that.
So we want to know this afternoon.
Do you have a weird middle name?
Maybe your middle name is novelty, like McCauley,
McCauley Colkin Colkin's middle name.
Like your parents were like, we'll give you a perfectly normal first and last name,
but in the middle, we're going to make it X-Wing Fighter or garbage disposal or something like that.
A friend of mine, I've told you guys this before, legally changed his middle name to danger.
Yes.
So he could say, danger's my middle name.
And he said, it never went down well when he got pulled over by the police.
Because he'd have to hand over his license
And they would go
Is your middle name Danger?
And he'd go, yep
Yeah, danger's my middle name
My siblings and I
I feel like I got the best middle name
Out of the lot
Yes
So Stephanie, which my dad named him
Me after him
My middle name because he's Stephen
So my middle name's Stephanie
Technically your middle name's Stepheny then isn't it?
Stepheny
Yeah, that's quite nice
Yeah, it's different
My brother got named after my mum
She's Diane.
So his middle name is Dion.
Oh, yeah, okay.
I thought it's going to be Dean.
Yeah.
But yeah.
And then my sister got her middle name from my nunna,
which her real name was Nineta.
Yep.
And so her middle name is Nineta.
Oh, okay.
How do people usually pronounce that when they read it?
They usually don't know how to pronounce it.
And then in high school she got bullied because it looked like the word nitty.
and everyone said that she had nets.
Oh, jeez, tough to get bullied for your middle name.
Times are tough, eh.
People usually fly under the radar for that.
Yeah.
We want to know, do you have a weird middle name?
Is there a backstory to it, or is it completely random?
Oh, 800 dial ZM, or you can text it into 9-696, and we'll share them with the people next.
I want someone with the middle name Terminator.
Oh, yeah, okay.
That'd be fun.
Yep.
Or, um, pizza.
I don't know
They're trying to get free pizza hut
It's ZM's Brie and Clint
podcast
We're talking unusual middle names
After McCauley Colkin has reminded the world
That his middle name is
Macaulay Culkin
He changed it
Well yeah
He ran a poll
People selected McCauley Colkin
And as his middle name
So he changed it
McCauley McCauley Colkin
Yeah I've thought about changing my middle name
Have you?
Yeah I think I know what I would change
change it to.
Okay.
Yeah.
What would you change it to?
I'd probably change it to, like, something like B-I-G-T-I-T-S.
Oh, yeah.
So if you say it altogether.
Brianna, big tits, Thomas, Elle.
You don't need to change it.
People are already calling you that.
I know.
It's already my nickname.
It's your monica.
Yeah.
I remember when I worked at another radio station,
um, Fletch and Vaughn tried to change Sharon's middle name
to bin Laden.
And did they get it over the line?
Well, it was over to her,
because only she ultimately can do it.
True.
As powerful as the evil Fletch and Vaughn are.
They don't have the ability to change.
She wasn't keen?
No, weirdly.
She wanted to be able to get on flights.
Yeah, true.
That's probably a good thought.
We asked you, do you have an unusual middle name?
And Jamie's caught up.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi, Jamie.
Hi.
Do you have an unusual middle name, Jamie?
Yes, I do.
My middle name is bean, like the vegetable.
Bean?
Yeah.
Bean?
Yeah, B-E-A-N.
Why?
Why bean?
So when my mom was pregnant with me, my dad used to call me his little baked bean.
So then when my mom gave birth to me, he's like, why didn't we just call her?
Yeah.
Bean, yeah.
So then my name became Jamie Bean, and now that's what if everyone calls me.
Do you wish they'd put in a little bit more effort, Jamie Bean?
I mean, I love, like, it's sentimental, but then again, I don't really like being
named after a vegetable.
Do you like baked beans?
That's the ultimate question.
I hate baked beans.
Yeah, like a simple Marie would have been fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anything.
And, like, whenever we have beans or anything, they're like,
Oh, Jamie, that's you, Jamie.
You say your name is Ben, but you hate beans.
I'm like, well, they're so gross.
Like, you could have named me any other vegetable, but I had to be seen.
This is why some husbands can't be trusted.
Yeah, well, she got a sign off.
It got a sign up from the mum as well.
Yeah, but she probably had her.
Lovely to hear from Jamie Bean.
Let's talk to Lily.
Hi, Lily.
Hi, Lily.
Hey, how's it going?
Yeah, good.
Do you have the unusual middle name Lily?
Yes, yes.
So my parents loved going to the Pairoa bike races.
Love it.
And my middle name ended up being Dukati after the motorbike.
Shut up.
Your middle name's Ducati.
Ducati, yeah.
I like that.
That's quite cool.
At least they picked a cool bike, you know?
Yeah, imagine if your middle name was Yamaha.
Honda.
Or like Kawazaki.
Like, imagine how embarrassing that would be it.
I quite like all of them, actually.
Lily Kawazaki.
Yeah.
I've said the story before on the radio, but I went to
primary school with twin boys named Harley and Davidson.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, it's a pretty good conversation starter.
Usually the ladies at the supermarket are like, oh, my husband has a Duketty.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's kind of good.
Like, knowing my age actually has any idea what it is.
And they're like, oh, Dukardi, what is that?
Yeah.
Our friend Jamie Bean doesn't like beans.
Does Lily Duketty ride a Duketty?
No, no, I couldn't be trusted on a motorbike, that's for sure.
Yeah, good to know your limits.
Thank you, Lily Decaddy.
We appreciate it.
We asked what's your unusual middle name.
Someone said my unusual middle name is Philpah.
It was meant to be Philippa,
but my parents spelt it incorrect on my birth certificate.
Birth, deaths and marriages argue my parents spelled it wrong.
My parents argue they recorded it incorrectly at birth deaths and marriages,
but no one has done anything to update it.
There's nothing worse than your full name being read out over the intercom.
Something, something, Philpa.
Phil Par?
Sorry, is it Phil Par?
I love this text.
We ask for unusual middle name.
Someone said my middle name is Tale.
It's Fijian for Precious.
I am the whitest person ever but was born in Fiji.
I like it, but it always takes a lot of explaining.
People would probably always go, what?
It's like how my grandma wanted my parents to name me Tearoja.
You know?
And did they give you that as your middle name?
No, they didn't.
middle name Paul.
What it worked is the middle name.
Yeah.
It would have.
This one's quite good.
My middle name is Hercules.
Dad set the bar high here, but a great convoy starter at work on my email signature.
I hope you're super jacked and you've got a sword.
My nephew is named after the RB26 motor from the GTR 34 Skyline.
Of course he is.
Why wouldn't he be?
What other motor?
It's an iconic six-cylinder engine.
Wouldn't you name your kid after?
Fantastic.
What about this one?
My middle name is Dilly.
And it has been a problem my whole life.
Wow.
That's awful.
Dilly.
Hey?
I wonder if her last name is Dally.
Dilly, Daly.
That'd be nice.
That'd be quite fun.
My full name is Neil Stewart, Stuart.
What?
I got the English and Scottish heritage.
Oh, because Stuart and Stuart.
Wait, so Stuart, as in the first name spelling.
Yes.
And Stuart, the last name spelling.
Yeah.
Well, the Stuart, Stuart.
That's so confusing.
I've watched a lot of Outlander,
and this one's still hard for me to rip my head around.
Not as hard as it would be for Neil Stewart-Stewart, though.
Neil Stewart.
Stuart?
My friend named his child Freddy Danger, no joke.
Freddie Danger.
Yeah.
Someone else said, I'm a teacher,
and I have a kid in my class with the middle name Danger.
My friend's name
Last name is Belle
Her middle name is Issa
No way
Issa Bell
Oh my God
This might be my favourite one
Someone said
I once dated a guy
Whose middle name was McDuff
When my friend and I found out
We called him that the whole evening
And he left in tears
Oh
She said we broke up that night
Oh
Lucky McDuff didn't
Lucky you weren't
Up the tough for me McDowell.
My middle name is Drener.
Some people think it's weird, but I love it.
You're Drener.
Drener sounds like the fourth Destiny's Child, eh?
It's 100%.
It's ZM's Breinclin podcast.
Let's play.
Google down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for brilliant.
Clince, Google Down, punk.
Woo-hoo!
That's right, Google Down.
Time to find out who is the fastest Googler, and they play for you.
I make them dance for you guys to win $50 cash, all thanks to our mates at Neon.
And dance, we do.
You dance when I tell you to dance.
Okay, here's what's going to happen.
Clint, Claudia and Ella, I will read out a question I've put into Google.
I'm looking for the first person to yell out the career.
correct answer first to get three correct wins and you're playing for people at home are we
ready yes yes ma'am yeah yeah ready yeah here we go question number one how many number one
hits has brittney spears had five oh yep damn it five is the number i was looking for
anyone interested to know what they are well i'm going to tell you baby got it right here so um no you
go.
No, you go.
I only have four.
Maybe one more time, womanizer, three hold it against me in S&M, which is a Rihanna song.
What, though?
Yeah, what?
Yeah.
Maybe she rode on it?
I don't know.
Whatever.
That's unusual.
Anyway, Google says five, so the answer is five.
That's what it says.
Okay, one to Claude.
Question number two.
How many Oscars did Titanic win?
Eleven.
Oh, my gosh.
11. Claudia, stop it.
She said 11.
I did say tell 11.
I will give it to her.
She stopped herself before she said 10.
Very gracious. Thank you.
You're welcome.
It was a gift.
Two to Claude.
You need this one to stop the downtrow,
Clinton Ella.
Question number three.
Who is Kate Winslet
married to?
Now.
Edward Abel Smith.
Oh, damn it.
Ediribus Smith.
Edra Abel Smith.
Ned.
Edward Abel Smith is right.
I don't know why you're panicking.
Because it was at the start, I was worried that he was the first husband.
No, he's the most recent.
He is the current.
Well done.
Edward Abel Smith.
She's no longer married to Jim Threpleton.
And there was one more too.
This is her third marriage.
Sam Mindez.
Why didn't she change your name to Kate Threpleton?
Very wriggled.
Too close to Kate Middleton, I think.
All right.
One to Clint, two to Claude.
Question number four.
Which city in the world has the largest population?
Tokyo Japan.
Jakarta.
Oh my gosh, it's Tokyo Japan.
Claudia.
Jakarta is correct.
What?
Oh!
What's the population of Tokyo?
37.4 million.
Jakarta is 41.9 million.
Yay.
Those paying along.
Jakarta in Indonesia.
Hell, look.
It's still in Indonesia.
in this.
Guys, just focus, please.
Okay, here we go.
This is where it gets stressful for me.
Question number five.
In what year did the black death end?
1930.
You know what?
I'm going to give it to Ella.
Because she stopped halfway through her other answer.
It was 1353.
What is that?
What? The plague lasted in London until the late autumn
where the colder weather helped kill off flees.
Right, you've got the point.
Okay, question number six.
Who wrote Frankenstein?
I should know this. Mary someone.
Mary Shelley.
John Rosson.
Mary Shelley is correct.
Oh my God, the drought is over.
Which means Clint takes the win this week.
Oh, absolute relief.
Dustin.
I don't know why, but you backed me
and you've just scored yourself $50 cash from Neon.
Congratulations.
Woo-hoo! Thank you, Clint.
My man.
You're welcome, Dustin.
Oh, it was a tired old race, but you came out on top.
I can't even feel excited.
I just feel relieved.
Oh.
That's sad.
I'm done.
We'll be excited for you.
Good job.
Are you past the age of getting excited?
Oh, no.
There's pills for that.
Yeah.
We'll get you.
We need a bit of warning, okay?
What, you need to prep, do you?
Can't just get excited on demand.
Every week, Clint, you should know.
Yeah, you knew this was coming.
Play ZDM's Bree and Clint.
I was reading this article on The Herald,
which was talking about how much Kiwi households spend on their pets.
Oh, yeah.
Which, it's a booming industry.
Oh, my God, yeah.
It's just becoming, I think, I said to my partner,
I was like, if only I could have invent something
for a dog.
Yes.
Because I feel like...
A dog luxury product.
Yeah.
Because it would go gangbusters.
I saw someone say dogs.
There's never been a greater time in history to be a dog than right now.
Oh yeah.
You know?
Imagine back in the day.
Oh, I feel like in the 90s.
No dogs were in.
No suburban dogs slipped outside.
Yeah.
Oh, growing up, our dogs slipped outside.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Our dogs are outside dogs.
Yeah.
These days.
If the doors, if my dog's outside and the door.
closed. He just cries.
So does my dog. Yeah. I'm like,
you know you used to be
a wolf, right?
You know you're descended from wolves.
You used to hunt for your
food. Yeah. It says here
on the article that
back in 2011,
Kiwi spent around 1.6
billion a year.
1.6 billion? On pets.
Wow. And
it's gone up. Because the
last 12 months, it's
up to $1.8 billion on our pets.
Geez.
Quite a lot more, eh?
It then talks about this woman named Phoebe,
which I think they've changed her name
because she wanted to remain anonymous.
But she talks about, oh no, sorry, Phoebe's the dog.
Phoebe is the dog, but you would think she was a human.
Again, no dogs in the 90s were called Phoebe.
No.
I wonder if...
Giving dogs human names is a modern invention.
I love it.
for it.
This is what Phoebe has for lunch, according to her owner.
The dog.
The dog.
Phoebe the dog.
Phoebe will be enjoying a thinly sliced bluefin tuna,
roasted vegetable quinoa salad,
and a chunk or two of Spanish ham.
She might, depending on how the mood tanks her,
wash it down with a cheeky wine.
Wine?
So listen to this.
Phoebe is a long-haired doshand.
who lives in Auckland and apparently enjoys, yes, a savi-on bark.
Oh, dog wine.
A non-alcoholic canine beverage.
That's not necessary.
Isn't that wild?
Parking the fact that that's better than your lunch, my lunch.
Ten times better.
Let's focus on the fact that this dog's having lunch.
I've never met a dog or cat that has lunch.
How often are you feeding your dog?
Twice a day.
Yeah, same.
Breakfast and dinner.
Do working dogs have lunch?
Our dogs used to have one meal a day.
Yeah.
Our working dogs.
Yeah.
It was probably just two tucks biscuits, eh?
No, they'd have kibble.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Just dried kibble.
No kinawa?
No kinawa for the working dogs, no.
Yeah.
What's the fanciest thing, and don't lie, that you've fed your dog?
Um, uh, uh, not much because you go, you go, you go, you go 10% away from his normal diet and he gets diarrhea.
Oh, that's how pathetic these dogs are now.
Doggeria.
You know? Um, probably, um, uh, I mean, I might give him a mistake for his birthday.
Yeah, nice.
If I remember, if I remember his birthday.
Mm-hmm.
Sounds like I don't love my dog. I do.
Wednesday's birthday?
Um, oh, God.
January?
January 15.
How are we going to know?
You could have said anything.
True, I should have said anything.
My dog's favourite foods.
Yeah.
Whitney Houston's favorite is minestrone.
That's pretty cool.
She loves it.
Yeah.
And Meryl Streep's favorite is prawns.
But she can't have them anymore.
Why?
Because we think it gave her diarrhea.
Again.
If I gave my dog minestronee, diurea.
No, the minestrone they love, that doesn't give them diarrhea.
Really?
Yeah, maybe try Minestrone with your dog.
My dog's got diarrhea at the moment.
He's on the boiled chicken and rice.
Oh, hey, you know what?
Yeah.
I feel like dogs would love it because at least it's something different.
So we were talking about that as I was feeding it to him.
Yeah.
My wife was like, I bet he's going to try and fake having diarrhea
so he can keep having the chicken and rice belong.
How would you fake having diarrhea, eh?
Just push really hard.
I don't know.
ZDM's Brie and Clint
Podcast
Time for Gator
Brie and Clint's Gator
Let's rock
It's where we try and guess
Your sexuality
Based on a question
That has nothing to do
With your sexuality
Uh-uh
Nothing at all
Today, our question
What's your favourite Christmas dessert?
I know what mine is
What is it? Brandy Snaps
Oh yeah, don't mind a brandy snap
Yours
Teramisu
Oh, yeah.
I've got to go with the tear of my soosies.
I'd go second, my second?
Yep.
Trifle.
Yeah, I do love a trifle.
What about you, producer Claude?
Big fan of a Pavlova.
Gay.
And Ella?
I'm panicking.
I don't know.
It's just to be vegan.
That's the problem.
Nothing we've said is vegan.
A chocolate cake?
A chocolate cake?
I like chocolate cake.
It's a random Christmas.
It's not Christmas.
It's not Christmas, eh.
Let's go to our callers.
on Gator right now.
Kay Lee is standing by.
Hi, Kaylee.
Hi, Kaylee.
What is your favorite Christmas dessert, Kaylee?
I'm not sure if it's really a dessert, but have you had Christmas crack?
Oh, yeah, Christmas crack is good.
Christmas crack?
Yeah, probably that.
Yeah, it's like they use like salty biscuits and then they melt chocolate on it.
And then you put like, is it M&Ms and stuff on top, Kaylee?
Yeah, Eminem's, a bit of like candy can.
Mm-hmm.
Whatever, really.
Like a Christmas brittle type situation.
Yeah, but you make it.
Kind of, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So good.
I've never heard of it before, Kaylee.
And it gives me very little to go off.
But I guess I'm going to say, if I had to guess, I think Kaylee is straight.
I'm going to say gay.
Gay.
We're split.
Kaylee.
Straight.
Straight.
Straight and on the Christmas crack.
Thanks, Kaylee.
Merry Christmas.
James is standing by.
Hi, James.
James.
Hey, guys.
Tell us, James, what is your favorite Christmas dessert?
Probably a Christmas tart.
Christmas tart?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Would it be a fruity tart?
Yeah.
Of course.
Okay.
Do you like a Christmas mince pie, James?
I thought that's what we're talking about.
Yeah, I was just checking.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was thinking, like, you know, like a caramel taste.
Oh, you were thinking like a
like a Portuguese tart situation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
A Christmas mints pie.
A Christmas munch pie.
James is straight.
James is straight.
It's a very straight, yeah, that's straight.
James?
Yeah, straight.
Yeah, go on, James.
As Brie would say, it's a very heteronormative
Christmas dessert.
No, I've never said that.
Oh, wouldn't you?
No.
Byron's here.
Hi, Byron.
Hi, Byron.
Howie?
Good, thank you, mate.
Tell us your favourite Christmas dessert.
I do love the steamed pudding, eh?
Oh, steamed pudding.
What's a steamed pudding?
That's vintage.
Steamed pudding.
It's different to an upside-down cake, isn't it?
It's different to the upside-down pudding of the steamed.
Like the old school, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was it James, Byron, was it the steamed pudding you used to get in that rounded red tub thing, the plastic tub?
Oh, you make it in not the penny owes, they?
You know what I mean?
Get rid of Byron.
He's straight.
Was he straight?
Do we risk bringing him back to check?
Byron.
Biron, you straight?
Yeah.
Yeah, poor soaks.
Thanks, Byron.
I think we wrap it up there.
I think that's a place to get out.
I got 100%
You sure did
All straighty
180s today
Very heteronormity
Maybe the gays have left us
That is
Brankland
People are stepping into
Defend Byron from Gader
Saying that making steamed pudding
In pantyhose
Is a traditional method
For producing steamed pudding
And that the pantyhose
Act as like a muslin cloth
That might be the case
But I don't think that's what Byron meant.
This text, poor Byron, he was right.
You can make steamed pud in pantyhose.
Yeah, I still...
Maybe we were wrong.
Claudia, can you Google it?
Can you Google...
Maybe we got Byron wrong.
Can you Google Pantyho's pudding for us, please, Claudia?
And see if Byron was correct, because if it is...
Doesn't sound appetising to me.
If it is justice for Byron, doesn't sound...
Okay.
It's not, nothing major coming up.
I feel like it's grandma's secret recipe.
Maybe.
Only grandpa had that one.
I'm not eating grandma's steamed penthouse pudding.
I'm not.
Why not?
She put a heap of work into it.
I'm going to move this along, hey?
Speaking of Christmas,
It is 31 days until Christmas.
Is it?
I think so.
I think it's 29.
Is it 29?
I think so.
Here we go.
Now I'm going to get mansplained.
Well, no, it's not mansplaining.
It's 29 days.
What?
Well, yesterday was the 25th of November.
So that's one month until Christmas.
God, I tell you what, AI is leading me astray.
Wow.
What does that say?
Yeah.
Is that a search you did today?
That's literally, I just searched that.
Wow.
Move your eyes five centimeters down the page.
I know, but I didn't.
I just looked at the first answer it gave me.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
29 days.
Even sooner.
Even worse.
Yeah.
Grandma better get cooking.
You better get onto it.
I have a proposal, a pitch.
Okay.
To make to all of you.
Okay.
Are you guys open to hearing my pitch, my proposal?
My idea.
I would say I am cautiously open to your pitch.
Okay.
Producers, this is going to involve you as well.
There's a lot of caution here.
Okay, good.
Did you realise Mariah Carey, the Christmas song?
All I want for Christmas is you.
Yes.
How much money that makes her each year?
Oh, I hate to think.
Estimated, according to AI, but can't trust that anymore.
No, I know.
It's really blown our trust, isn't it?
estimated to make Mariah Carey
between $2.5 and $3 million annually
in royalties.
Wow. And how long has that song been out?
A long time.
Yeah.
So I also did research.
Apparently, that song,
over however many years it's been out,
$60 million she's earned in royalties
from that one song.
And it was from an entire album of Christmas songs too.
And the whole album was good.
Yeah.
That one, though, is just really creamed it.
Do we, did you pop a bit of that on, producer Claude?
I mean, it's just the gift that keeps on giving to her.
The Elvis Christmas album is the best-selling Christmas album of all time.
The Elvis one.
The Elvis Christmas album.
It's sold over 20 million copies worldwide.
Crazy money.
But, can you name a Christmas song that?
that has done super well recently?
The only one I can think of is the Ariana Grunda.
Which I love that song.
Ariana Grundy.
Oh, you mama died it.
Not quite.
Ariana Grunda.
Ariana Grunda.
Ariana Grunda.
Santa Baby.
Which is a great song.
Yes.
But that was fair few years ago now.
Yeah.
Here's my proposal.
What if we, the Brea and Clint show?
What if we released a Christmas song?
Mm-hmm.
there's obviously money to be made.
There's a gap in the market.
There's a gap in the market.
This is what I was thinking.
Should we, with the help of the people that listen to this show,
make our own Christmas song?
Absolutely.
And here's how I reckon we do it.
Because obviously we've got the songs about like sleigh bells
and we've got the songs about Santa, yada, yada, yada.
We've got that one about Snoopy the dog flying a plane in World War I.
That's a random Christmas song, isn't it?
I think we crowdsource with the listeners of this show
what the Christmas song should be about.
And whatever people, no idea is a bad idea.
And we pop it all together into a Christmas song.
What if we revive our DJ duo, the Hot Miss Express?
Oh, so it's an EDM Christmas song.
Why not?
Okay.
Does that exist?
We could be the first one.
I don't know.
No idea is a bad idea.
I'm not saying we've locked that in.
Did Avicchi manage to squeeze out a Christmas song before he went?
I don't think he did. I don't think he did either.
Because it would pop off in December.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay.
So over the next however many weeks, I think as a goal for our show,
we release a Christmas song before Christmas Day,
obviously before the last show of this year.
Great idea.
Lock it in, guys.
How do people submit their ideas for this?
How do people get us?
We need to get, um, I reckon, well, you can tech.
A P.O. box.
A P.
Do we need to get a P.O. box number?
People can text through some ideas, but just stay tuned.
Okay.
We'll figure that out.
All right.
We're only at the beginning stages.
We're at the very beginning stages.
I just wanted to gauge whether you guys were keen.
Okay.
For the Brian Clinton Christmas song.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, yeah, consider me gazed.
Maybe we can talk about grandma's pantyos.
Which, by the way,
In the Christmas song.
We're still getting text on that.
Apparently,
steamed pudding in the panty hose is called plum duff.
There's the Christmas song name, plum duff.
Get a mouthful of grandma's plum duff.
Santa tell me, did you have some plum duff?
Apparently Bass Hunter has an EDM jingle song called Jingle Bass.
See, that's cool.
That could be our blueprint.
That is good.
He could be our North Star.
We could work off that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, text your thought.
it's in 9696 we'd love to hear them uh two things breaking news apparently
there's just one dancing with the stars no way that's just come through and the other
thing we're going to do a birthday banger for you next z n's branklin i just want to issue uh an
apology of sorts for um potentially spoiling dancing with the stars for people oh no yeah look
i'm not going to do it again so if you're watching i won't i won't do it again don't worry
and I am sorry if I spoiled it for you.
I just, I didn't realize people were actually watching it.
Yeah, how do you watch it?
How are you watching American dancing with the stars?
Yeah.
So, yeah, look, I did think that when you said it,
I was like, oh.
Did you?
Yeah, well, you know, I just thought it was breaking news.
You know people these days, they got their VPNs and they'll.
No, I don't know.
I don't understand how anybody who's got a VPN works.
I don't.
Have you never had a VPN?
No.
I don't even really understand what a VPN is.
But if you've got one...
I mean, I don't understand it, but I don't know how to use it.
Yeah, well, I'll just shut up, okay?
No, no, I will.
No, I will.
No, I will.
No, I will.
Hey, don't go sour now.
You've apologised?
It was an accident.
And people are pretty reasonable.
They'll accept your apology and we move on.
Oh, that's good practice for Christmas time, actually.
It was good conflict resolution for you actually.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Yeah.
Okay, now we move on.
Now go and say sorry.
Now, Jay Cairns, do it.
Sorry, Ben.
All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger.
All right.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
Here we go.
That's your birthday banger.
Let's go straight to Renee, who's standing by.
Hi, Renee.
Hi, Renee.
Hi, Renee.
Have you got a V-Baguer?
No, I don't even know what that is.
No, me neither.
So, you and me.
Don't worry about it, Renee.
You don't need one.
You don't need one.
What is your birthday, Renee?
17th of November, 1983.
All right, that means you were 16 in 1999, Renee.
And on your birthday, your 16th, this was number one.
Oh, yeah.
What's a 65.
Blue W.
D, da-ba-da-da.
Do you like it, Renee?
Yeah, classic.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We had a pick-a-box on that one.
Yeah.
Had a resurgence, didn't it?
That's a good one.
Hold there, Renee.
Oh, God, now people are texting in.
So, Clint can apologize about dancing with the stars.
But no apology for Byron, guys, the injustice.
No, see, that I'm not going to apologize for,
because we don't really know.
Someone said, thanks, Clint.
Now my son's crying.
Cheers.
Wait, why's the sun crying?
Because I've ruined dancing with the stars.
Julie's here.
Hi, Julie.
Hi, Julie.
Hi, how you going?
Good thanks.
Have you got a VPN, Jules?
No.
Yeah.
I thought a VPN was when you could see your undies through your dress.
Yeah, that's what I remember.
Yeah.
And you had to get the undies that didn't have the seam in them.
Oh.
Right.
It could be that as well.
Yeah, yeah.
It could be that as well.
Hey, Julie.
Oh, is that a VPL, visible panty line?
I think it's a VPL.
Oh, okay.
Can you watch Dancing with Stars on that?
And then there's DTL.
Yeah, yeah.
And DTF.
And DTF as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Julie, what is your D-O-B?
6th of September, 1983.
All right, that means you were 16 and 1999 as well, Jules.
And here's your birthday banger.
A little bit of Monica in my life.
A little bit of heart.
99 was good, eh?
The now that's what I call music CD in 1999 must have been absolutely fire.
Hell yeah.
With this and blue da-d-d-d-d-dab-da.
Do you like it, Julie?
I actually also says my name in that song, too.
It does a little bit of Julie.
It's made for you.
Okay, Julie, wait there.
We're going to do one more birthday banger for Bo who's doing their dad Warren's birthday banger.
Gidey, Bo.
Hi, Bo.
Hi.
How old are you?
Bow. 11. Perfect. We need to know how old dad is though. What's his birthday?
9th of May 1981. Right. That means he was 16 in 1997. And on that day, this was at the top.
97's finest.
Bo, your dad's got a great birthday banger.
My question for you is,
do you know this song?
I've heard of it, but I don't know the name.
Yeah, it's called Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
It's a rapper, Bo.
I saw Darren Hayes at a cafe in Brisbane one time.
Oh, yeah?
Lovely fella.
Did he have the frosted tips?
Not anymore.
Yeah, fair.
Yeah, he'd moved on.
This was only a couple of years ago.
Okay, we've got a tough decision to make.
as techs continue to roll in for justice for Brian.
Steam pudding in the pantyhoes is a Māori pudding made by our queers.
Okay guys, we get it.
I'll be voting for Mumbo number five.
Yeah, go on.
Yeah?
Yeah, go on, Julie.
Julie, you've won birthday banger.
Amazing, thank you.
You're very welcome.
Turn it up from the year 1999.
It's Lou Bega.
on ZM.
One, two, three, four, five.
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Mumbo number five.
Lou Bega.
From 1999, that's Mumbo number five,
a birthday banger for Julie,
and this text that has come through.
It is simply uncanny
how you guys always manage
to pick the one I really don't want to hear.
What can we say?
It's a special skill of us.
God, that would be so annoying.
Also, correspondence.
I would hate this.
Correspondence from Country Queensland
Yeah
Yeah my mum's pretty upset
That we didn't play Savage Garden
One of her favourites
Play a little bit for you now mum
We have played it
We have played it recently
Which is why I didn't pick it
You just never know what mood you're going to be in
You know
Sometimes you're in this mood
You don't know where the moment's going to take you
So
The ZDM Podcast Network
If you're new to the show, you'd be forgiven for not knowing that.
And look, it's with love.
I hope people know that it's with love.
Ella copps the rough end of the stick a bit as far as not knowing some things.
Is that fair, Ella?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry, I came in really defensively.
Yeah, it wasn't meant to be offensive.
It wasn't meant to be offensive.
It's just we're often shocked at the things that you don't know.
Don't know.
I'm quite an enigma, aren't I?
Is that the word?
Do you have something in courting us, right?
However, our Gen Z producer Ella came to us today quite excited because Ella...
Yes.
Claudia is dumb.
Whoa.
I'm just excited because Claudia realized something today and she actually didn't believe it when she found out the truth that she had to Google it for herself.
So you're basking in the fact that you finally knew something.
that Claudia didn't.
Your, um, your...
And Claudia, she loves to be a know-it-all, doesn't she?
I love it.
Yeah, yeah.
Didn't know.
Exactly.
So Claudia, take the floors.
Say what you, uh...
Are you going to make her to it?
I don't do it.
I don't do it.
And I maintain the position that I'm not going to be the only one that didn't realize
this.
Oh, if we don't know it.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
Okay.
Picture yourself.
If you're outside of Auckland, you may not have seen this before, but there is a
a bus, like just a normal bus
that is fully police branded, right?
Head to toe, fully police branded.
Yeah.
Right?
Oh, I know what this is.
And it drives around.
It's a double-decker bus.
It's a double-decker bus.
And there's nothing else on it.
There's nothing saying Auckland Transport,
which is the bus company.
There's nothing else but police branding.
Oh, no.
And I thought that it was a police bus
like that the police used
and I saw one today
and I had the thought of
is the driver
an officer
or a bus driver
and then I was walking with Ella
and Brooke from the night show
and she had to inform me
that that is just a normal
passenger bus
It's an ad
It's an ad for joining the police
It said she had to Google it
To confirm
I've seen them around town
And I was like man
I've seen this bus a lot
What did you Google? Is the police bus a police bus?
Yeah, it's not a police bus.
Claudia's like, damn, that is a big booze bus.
And there's lots of them, which is why I've seen them so much.
But there's nothing on it.
Maybe it's on the back.
There's nothing on the side saying it's an edge.
Like someone's speeding and they were being pulled over by the double-decker police bus.
No, I just assumed maybe it was like a big booze bus or something.
So the what?
These criminals all on the bus.
No, I had equipment inside to test your breath or something.
I don't know.
I didn't think that was.
A bus full of criminals
I didn't think they're hard about it
Transporting them
You idiot
There's nothing on the bus saying that it's not a police bus
It looks like a police car but it's a bus
When you have to
When you have to defend it this much
It's usually not a good sign
So you can see how happy I was when I came in
No doubt I was like no that's stupid
Of course it's not a passenger bus
Please tell me she thinks there is a police train too
She does like trains
I thought it got the police from A to be the police train
9-6-9-6
Did you think the police bus
Was an actual police bus?
I just need one person to have thought the same
And then I'll feel a lot better
No, I don't know if you need one
I just need one for validation
I hope there's none
Like we're saying to text
But don't text
Please don't take
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast
For your dinner
You knew the question was coming
What is for dinner?
Couldn't tell you.
I tried, I did try this time, I couldn't tell you.
I got no idea.
I do!
Yes.
Sorry.
I do.
I'm going to Dyson Fork down the road.
It's a board game restaurant, and I'm going to get a burger.
A board game restaurant?
Oh, these look fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What board games do you play?
I don't know, I'll let you know.
They have like a bookshelf of board games that you can go and get.
You know where you could do that?
Yeah, it's true.
Yeah, but they'll cook for you there.
But they'll cook for you there.
You don't have.
I like it.
No, that's a good time.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Play, you should play.
Okay, what is everyone's favourite board game?
Oh, I want to get more into them.
At the moment, it's just five crowns.
That's a card game.
That's the same.
No, it's not.
No, it's not. It's the same?
No.
No.
I'm playing a lot of snakes and letters with my children at the moment.
Oh, snakes and letters is a great one.
Which is a classic, yeah.
Pluto was always one of my favorites.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Good.
Cludo.
Have you ever played Sorry?
Oh, that's fun.
Yes.
So good.
Very good.
I would play with my grandparents all the time.
I love it.
Oh, we should have a board game night.
I'm all about board games.
It's my new era and also card games.
What's for dinner, Brie?
Me so.
Chicken and coconut rice.
Anything else?
A bit of broccoli.
I dear you when you get home when your partner,
you know, oh, me so hungry, say it to your partner.
Oh, I'm making it.
Mr. Hungry.
I can't say it to myself.
You can.
Have a great night, everybody.
She goes, what's for dinner?
And I go, well, I thought to myself, me so hungry.
Yes.
Do it, she'll love it.
See you guys tomorrow.
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