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Hello, am I there?
How can I not talk?
Well, hello there, Governor.
Hi, Ella.
You alright?
You okay?
It's like it's my first day.
The way the podcasting show works.
Hello, is my microphone on?
Hello.
Hey, guys, can you hear me?
Guys, can you hear me?
Oh, sorry.
Guys, I just want to talk about, I think, no speakers on the beaches.
Oh, shut up. It's too loud. It is too loud. think no speakers on the beaches. Oh, shut up.
It is too loud.
Honestly, speakers on the beach is silly.
I've set her off again.
You're a boomer before your time.
Yeah, I know.
Do you feel like Gen Zers are kind of like boomers?
Yes.
Do you think we have an attitude?
I feel like our generation has this kind of attitude.
There's definitely an attitude.
Hey, you said it, not me.
Well, you know.
If the shoe bloody fits.
It fits.
The croc fits.
I think you guys, and I mean, I can't say all of Gen Z, but there's a lot of-
No, say it.
Generalize.
I'll generalize.
There's a lot of anger towards our generation, the older generation.
The lazy generation.
Why do you hate us so much?
For screwing things up. Climate change.
Look what you did.
We've done, I mean us millennials
we've done some okay things.
I recycle. I mean it's 50-50.
Some are great, some aren't.
We were the first generation to really
recycle. We were.
And we also fought for gay rights.
Yes, we did. Thank you.
Well actually no, That's not true
We kind of
We just hopped on the trail
Yeah we jumped on the trail
And then celebrated the success
We were on the coattails
And pretended like we did all the work
But not the case
So wait what have we done?
Yeah have we done anything?
Side parts
Skinny jeans
Skinny jeans was us
Yes
Yeah that was a win
You're welcome
Low rise pants And they're back So you're welcome low-rise pants you're
back so you're welcome yeah i hate low-rise pants can i say silly silly so uncomfortable and my love
handles sit over the top of them i remember wearing like mid-rise jeans and your butt crack was just
out all the time constantly um have you seen on tikt? There is all these guys being shocked that wearing caps,
like sitting above your head isn't hot.
You know when you see guys walk around with hats kind of on their head?
Yes.
And they're just figuring out now that it's not a great look.
There's so many guys posting them being like,
are you seriously thinking this looks better?
And all the women are replying me like, yes, it does.
You look like a normal person now.
I actually saw it on a guy that's going viral at the moment
because he was on Dr. Phil and he was wearing his hat like that
but it's just made me think of it.
Have you guys seen it?
No.
He was on Dr. Phil.
He's going viral because he goes on the show and he talks
about how he's cut off his entire family,
doesn't talk to any of
them i think he's got like six brothers five sisters and his parents and he goes i don't talk
to any of them because they're all irrelevant to me he goes none of them have any followers none of
them have any status and i don't want to know them and he goes you know if they gain a lot of
followers and they get some traction i might think about bringing them back into my life.
Oh, my God.
You know what I think when I hear that?
Someone's just wanting to be famous and be talked about, right?
And so, obviously, people are going to talk about that.
But why would you want to become famous or, like, known by being really negative?
Look at Bad Barbie.
That's stupid.
She's rolling in it.
She is earning bank.
But she makes good songs.
Does she?
Have you heard them?
Yeah, I've heard them.
Gucci flip flops.
Riz, watch.
Wow, Ella, that was amazing.
Has she done a song based on the Catch Me Outside?
How about that?
I think she's over it.
She's like, I don't want to be known as that.
Well, you are.
Well, she is that.
A little bit.
She will forever be the catch me outside girl
um how about that how about no so you went country on it yeah yeah you went southern how about that
how about that partner
what do you think is the hottest American accent? Like from which part?
I don't think any.
Yeah, I'm struggling.
I like a British.
I do love a British accent.
Like a posh British or like a Cockney?
Somewhere in between.
Can you do a Cockney accent?
Birmingham.
Birmingham.
Yeah, I love Birmingham. Oh, that's nice.
Accents.
I do love, I don't know. I love a Scottish accent. Oh my gosh. Oh, that's nice. Accents. Is that Birmingham? I do love, I don't know.
I love a Scottish accent.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, give it to me.
Scottish is hot, but Irish is even hotter.
Yeah, well, when you can understand them.
Yeah.
Like some Irish accents are so thick that I'm like,
I have to really concentrate.
But who, where's that, what's his name from?
He's in that movie.
That narrows it down.
What's that guy's name?
You're like every parent trying to explain to their kids who a famous person is.
Not Jared Butler.
You know the guy.
He's in that movie.
Not Jared Butler.
Not Jared, he's Irish, isn't he?
No, yes.
What?
No idea.
Anyway, Harry's great.
He's not Irish.
Harry Styles, though. He's British.
No, Scottish. He's Gerard Butler Scottish.
Oh, no wonder. Yeah.
Gerard Butler's Scottish. What's Lewis Capaldi?
Scottish. He's Scottish.
That's why he's so cool. He is cool.
Because he's Scottish. Scottish people have a good sense of humour
Humour
Who were you trying to name?
Oh I need to find out though
It was in
He's in that movie
P.S. I Love You
Because Gerard Butler's in that
Oh the other guy
The other guy
And he's so hot too
With the face
And the hair
Yeah the one with the face
He wears clothes
Oh he wears clothes
Oh right
I know who you're talking about
Jeffrey Dean
Do you guys know who that is?
No
Oh he's so hot
Oh let me search
Jump on the train
Is he the one who looks like that other guy?
He's in The Walking Dead
Yes
Oh
What?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Yeah he's hot
He is hot
Look at that guy
He's old
Sorry
Sorry
Old people can be hot And he's not old i'm sorry that was mean sorry daddy
vibes oh my god wait guys guess what you're speaking of old i found my first white hair
in the pubes no no it was the top of my head oh good good when you find when you start finding
them in the pubes that's when you get laser happen i was telling you can't get laser on
white hair yeah you gotta do it before it's white you'll laser. Does that happen? You can't get laser on white hair. Yeah, you've got to do it before it's white.
You'll have like nothing but one white hair.
Yeah.
Or you pluck it.
What about armpit hair?
Dark hair works better.
Yeah, you get white hairs everywhere in your body.
Yeah.
Don't you?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, for sure.
My auntie, have you never heard the story about my auntie
when she noticed?
Have you not heard that story? Oh, she coloured it in. Yeah. Because she trimmed. Have you not heard the story about my auntie when she noticed? Have you not heard that story?
Oh, she coloured it in.
Yeah, because she trimmed.
Have you not heard that story?
My auntie had been married for like 30 years and her marriage broke up
from her husband and like years later she started to date again
and we had a conversation where she was like, you know,
I'm going on this date what should i
do down there yeah right and we kind of all said we're like oh you should trim and like my family's
very close obviously um you should trim it up a bit you know just keep it tight and tidy and she
goes yeah yeah sweet anyway so she's done that and she's tidied it up and it's revealed some gray hairs down there and it was close to
her date picking her up so she freaked out and instead of plucking them because i think there
was a few she colored them in with a black magic marker so just colored it in real quick because
she panning she goes that's fine nothing's gonna happen panicked. She goes, that's fine. Nothing's going to happen.
She goes, nothing's going to happen.
It's fine.
Anyway, later in the night, stuff happened.
And let's just say.
He got magic marker on.
He didn't have a moustache.
No.
No.
He, at the end of the night, had a moustache.
Magic style. Oh, at the end of the night, had a mustache. Magic style.
Oh, my God.
And my auntie never said anything.
She just left it.
She didn't say anything.
Oh, my God.
We went to the mirror hours later and was like, what the?
What is this?
You know, so she was dating a normal guy and then 20 minutes later,
Freddie Mercury.
Oh, my God.
I love that story so much.
It's so good, eh?
Yeah.
True story.
Yeah.
Anyway, we're old.
We're old and it's past our bedtime.
So we're going to go.
Yeah.
Well, good night, everyone.
Maddie, this is your last show.
It is.
Thank you so much for having me.
I've truly loved it.
Well, thank you.
I'll be back again another time.
Yeah, absolutely.
Not your last show forever, but we appreciate you.
We love you.
Love you too.
And come back and see us.
I will.
Okay.
All right.
Bye, guys.
Enjoy the podcast. Bye. I'm coming in. Well love you. Love you too. And come back and see us. I will. Okay. All right, bye, guys. Enjoy the podcast.
I'm coming in.
Well, howdy, pilgrims.
What time is it?
One, two, three, two, one.
It is free and clean.
Well, good afternoon, New Zealand.
Hi.
Matty McLean and I are back to entertain you for the drive home.
And I wanted to run something past you, Matty.
Does this ever happen to you? Because before the show today, I wanted to run something past you, Matty. Does this ever happen to you?
Because before the show today, I went to the Bottle-O.
Yep.
And I needed to buy...
What did you get?
I needed to buy a bottle of champagne for this gift that I was putting together.
I thought you were just having a cheeky, like, 11 o'clock bivy or something.
I mean, would you be keen?
Yeah, I'd be very keen.
We'll talk after this.
No, I was buying a bottle of champagne and I went into the Bottle-O
and my outfit, I've gone a little bit different,
a little bit beachy today.
And I've put down the bottle of champagne and the ladies looked at me
and she's like, ID, please.
And as a 32-year-old woman, I love being ID'd.
So I gave her my ID.
And does this happen to you where she looks at it, right,
looks at it, looks at me and then goes,
and then has a little laugh because I'm taking that as
looks at my date of birth and goes,
I can't believe I just asked for her ID.
She's so old.
That's what I was taking it as.
See, I have always had a
baby face. You do.
Do you know what? And everyone always says
to me, you're going to regret
this one day, but I get so
annoyed when I get ID. What?
Yeah. It really
winds me up. Oh my God, give it to me.
I will get ID till the cows come home.
To me though, it's
an insult that people don't think I'm old enough to be buying alcohol.
I'm like, I'm a 36-year-old man.
Let me buy a bottle of beer.
Not to me.
I hope I get ID'd at the movies, at the cinema.
Are you over 16?
This is MA16+.
All right, well, come hang out with me next time you go to the bottle shop.
Yeah.
We'll wear school uniforms.
Yeah, totally.
Yes.
And we'll get ID'd everywhere.
Yes. It'll wear school uniforms. Yeah, totally. Yes. And we'll get ID'd everywhere. Yes.
It'll be great.
Hey, coming up on the show, there's plenty of stuff,
but most excitingly, $50 cash right here, right now,
with Tradie vs. Lady.
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Bree and Clint.
And it's time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady.
Matty McLean, what's the score update for the year so far?
Score at the moment is the Tradies are on 94,
the Ladies are on 79,
but, man, have they been making a comeback.
They have.
The Tradies had a good one yesterday, but let's see what unfolds today.
Let's meet our tradie.
He's from New Plymouth.
He's 37 and he loves a bit of rugby.
Please welcome to the show, Adam.
G'day, Adam.
Hey, how are you?
Good, how are you?
You're not bad.
What's your super rugby team?
Who do you support?
Hurricane, for sure.
Hurricanes, Hurricanes. Yeah, I'm rugby team? Who do you support? Hurricane, for sure. Hurricanes, Hurricanes.
Yeah, I'm a Hurricane supporter.
Are you really?
Yeah, I had to pick a team when I moved here.
And you chose them.
All the way, baby.
Let's meet who you'll be taking on, Adam.
She's from Wellington.
She's 25 and she can say the alphabet backwards.
G'day, Meredith.
Hey, how's it going?
We're going to need to hear that, Meredith.
Oh, okay.
Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-I-P-D-C-B-A.
I think I've got a UTI.
That was impressive, Meredith.
Very good.
Made my brain hurt, to be honest.
What a party trip.
That's incredible.
Will it help you out in today's game?
Well, we're about to find out.
Here's the rules.
What did Adam say?
Probably.
Meredith, your buzzer is lady.
Adam, your buzzer is tradie.
Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
First to get three correct answers gets $50 thanks to KFC.
All right, you ready?
Yep.
Yep.
All right, question number one.
Say the alphabet backwards. No, I'm kidding. I All right, question number one. Say the alphabet backwards.
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Question number one.
What are the odds?
Actor Elijah Wood is coming back to New Zealand
to shoot a new film.
Which blockbuster trilogy filmed here in Aotearoa
was Elijah Wood the main character in?
Yes, Adam.
Lord of the Rings.
That is on the money.
The tradies are on the board with one.
Question number two. The Bird of the Year competition That is on the money. The tradies are on the board with one. Question number two.
The Bird of the Year competition is in full swing.
Name a native New Zealand bird species.
Yes, Meredith.
Tui.
She's got it.
Nice work.
Well done.
We're one apiece.
Question number three.
Prince William is apparently taking on the organisation of his dad,
the new king's coronation.
Who is Prince William's dad?
Eddie.
Yes, Meredith.
King Charles?
Yes.
That is correct.
Jeez, you were quick.
All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
This is a great game.
All right, question number four.
The price of tomatoes has finally started to drop
after months of sky-high prices in the supermarkets.
Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?
Marilee.
Oh, who are you giving it to?
Well, Producer Ella, what are you thinking?
The tradies were louder, but...
Yeah, I feel like Lady was just in.
Did you hear her?
What do you think, Maddie?
I did think Meredith got in just ahead.
All right, we'll go with Meredith then.
A tomato is a fruit.
She's got it.
She's got it.
And that is the win.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Sorry, Adzi.
She was just too good today.
Call back tomorrow, though, mate.
Oh, jeez.
Adam, you played really well.
You can make this if you want.
What did Meredith say?
I need to clean out my ears.
Meredith, $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC.
Thank you.
Nice work.
She was quick on the buzzer.
That takes the ladies to 80 wins for the year.
Plays the tradies 94.
Bree and Clint.
We know, Maddie, you're getting married.
None of us are.
I hate to talk about it.
You're in love.
I really don't like to bring it up.
But.
But while we're here.
Go on.
No, I am getting married at the end of the year,
and it's very exciting.
It's also very close,
and I'm starting to make sure that I've got all my ducks in a row. Have I thought of
everything? Is everything organised?
What are the main things?
As someone who
isn't having a wedding, thanks for bringing it up.
Food, booze, music.
Those are the big things. If you've got those
three things sorted, everything else
is kind of, you know, will just fall into
place. And if it doesn't, no big deal
because people will be drunk and they'll be fed
and they'll be dancing and they're happy.
That's what matters.
Yeah.
But I am starting to think about the little things now
because we've locked in all the big things.
So now it's just the little details.
Bits of flair.
The bits of flair that are going to really like elevate the wedding.
And so I'm just trying to think of
whether or not I've missed anything.
Like is there something that I haven't thought of yet
that would be really cool to introduce?
So we've come up with an idea, for example.
Oh, my God, here we go.
I'm so keen to hear this.
What's your big creative original idea for your wedding?
So we're not having a bridal party.
Yes.
And so...
Oh, that's cool.
That's different.
Yeah, I love it.
We're getting ready together, so we just don't need your people standing up there.
You're going to have, instead of a bridal party, you're going to have five black swans.
Yes.
And Ryan's going to have five white swans.
Exactly.
And they're going to follow you up to the aisle.
You've nailed it.
Yeah.
That's exactly what it is.
I can't wait.
And then there's a moat that is around us
and then the swans will just swim around us in the moat.
But the moat will be in a love heart shape.
Yeah.
I love it.
Yeah.
And then the fireworks go off from the middle of the moat.
People think, some people actually think we're being serious.
We're not being serious.
But no, so we're not having a bridal party.
So when we're thinking about, you know, who would have our rings,
because usually you'd give it to like a groomsman or
your dog Otis. No, the dog's
not having the rings either because he will not come
when he's called. So what we're
going to do is kind of like an
Oprah Winfrey moment.
At some point in the ceremony, we're going to say
to people, alright, look
under your seats. What?
And underneath
the seats, we're going to tape our rings.
And someone is going to throw
the ring from the crowd
up to the altar.
Yeah, we've got to catch them.
Oh my God.
I'm going to this wedding.
I hope it's me.
I hope it's me.
You're going to get to the wedding
and you're going to just start
looking under all the seats
so that you know exactly.
I won't.
Because I want it to be a surprise.
I'm like, hey, if you happen to put it under my seat,
that's such a good idea.
Yeah, we just want fun, kind of interesting,
quirky little things that we can do
that kind of make the wedding a little bit of fun.
Should we try and think of a few others?
Because I've kind of written some down.
Oh, okay, great.
Yeah, because I was thinking, because I love that.
I love when I go to a wedding
and you see something that you've never seen before,
but it has to be not too much.
Totally.
Do you know what I mean?
It has to be in that realm.
Yeah.
So I think instead of, you know how you obviously have to walk down the aisle.
Yeah.
And are you guys going to walk down together?
Yeah, we're going to walk down together.
So I think you should just turn the aisle into a slip and slide.
Oh, God, I love it.
And instead of walking, you slide into the altar.
Perfect.
I think it'd be great.
That's so good.
We'll just get the dishwashing liquid out.
And you have to have two suits.
So you have to have the suit that you wear.
The slip and slide suit.
Exactly.
And it can be like a rashy suit.
I love it.
Yeah, which will be cute.
With Velcro that we then rip off and then put the clean one on.
Exactly right.
Perfect.
I think for the entertainment, because are you guys having like a band or a DJ?
We're having a DJ.
You're having a DJ.
I think you should get like, you should hire a bunch of drag queens to come and do a performance.
This one's serious.
Brilliant.
I'm being like full serious.
So good.
What do you think about that?
I love that idea.
I think also instead of having servers come out and do, you know,
chicken, fish, steak, beef, whatever, you have miniature ponies
and you place the plates on the saddles
and you train the miniature ponies to bring out the food.
I mean, what could go wrong?
We're on a farm, aren't we?
What could go wrong? I mean, you know, aren't we? What could go wrong?
I mean, you know, I'll let those ideas sit with you.
You get back to me.
I love that.
But I thought as well as adding those ideas to the list,
surely people out there have seen other ideas or been to weddings.
Oh, I see.
You want to hear some good ideas.
No, I love yours and I'm going to put them on the list.
You're like, I'll pass them by
Ryan. He might not be keen.
Yeah, it's like when a boss
is sitting in a meeting and they're going, yeah,
they could work. We have to check
with the execs upstairs.
I like it. We'll put it on the list.
And you know it's a no. It's a definite no. Alright, well let's get
some ideas for you. Perfect. Okay,
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done at a wedding brilliant love it i can't wait to hear these ideas i like the idea and i have
seen it before but i'd love to do it at my wedding, and I think it would sit well at your wedding. Instead of flower girls, they're old news.
I think you have beer boys,
and they have like a belt of beer around their waist,
and they just hand out beers.
I love that.
That is brilliant.
I think you should go with it.
Yep.
Okay, perfect.
All right, one idea's on the board.
Let's take a few more.
Alicia.
Hello, mate.
Hi. Alicia, what's your the board. Let's take a few more. Alicia, hello, mate. Hi.
Alicia, what's your idea for Maddie's wedding?
It's what I did at my wedding along the lines of the miniature horses.
I rode my horse up to the front of the church.
Oh, my God.
Alicia, I need to clarify.
Was it a normal-sized horse or a miniature horse?
Normal size.
Okay.
I made sure we travelled from Hawke's Bay all out to North Walken and Matakana
because I had to find a church that would allow my horse up to the horse.
Really?
I had to tell them I wanted to get on a horse with this dress
and they looked at me like I was insane.
And how did it go?
Because my partner actually did used to ride horses.
Did Brian want to ride a horse?
But he's been to a wedding once where the bride fell off the horse.
No.
That wasn't you, Alicia, was it?
No, it went really well.
But I did tell the videographer and the photographer,
if she's going to throw me off, keep capturing it
because I want to make it worth it.
Oh, my God.
Alicia.
Hey, Alicia, she didn't go poos in the church, did she?
No, because it was outside.
Oh, smart.
Up to pretty much the doorway.
No, she was very good.
Oh, amazing, Alicia.
Hey, so maybe we'll bring the horse out then, Alicia.
Yeah.
Do it, you reckon.
Two Shetland ponies for you and Ryan.
They're cute.
They'd be adorable.
I love it.
I like it.
Let's talk to Georgia.
G'day, Georgia.
Hi, how are you?
Great.
How are you going?
I'm all right.
I'm actually at McDonald's.
Oh, I love it.
All right.
Well, before you get your order, let us know, was this at your wedding or was this at another
wedding that you went to?
So this is just an idea I saw.
I haven't actually gone to a wedding with this idea.
And it's disposable cameras at each table and have a little checklist.
Of things that they've got to do.
So like kind of like, what do they call it?
A scavenger hunt, but a photo scavenger hunt.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly. I love it. So you
tell the guests what you want them to take
photos of and then you can kind of check back
once you've got them developed, I guess, and see
what everyone did. Yeah.
Great idea. Take a photo
of you kissing the groom. Take a
photo of you on the dunny. Happy.
Happy. Love it. Actually, on
that note, someone said
I've seen this happen where a photographer
takes a photo with the couple in every table
in the timeframe of one song.
So that couple have to go from table to table
in the timeframe of one song
and then the most creative photo wins.
Wins something.
I love that idea.
That's a great idea.
A lot of really cool things coming through.
Someone said, my cousin had a tattoo artist set up
and she was doing a range of small quick tattoos
for anyone who wanted one.
Wow.
A tattooist at the wedding.
Great idea.
Yeah, I love that.
You might end up waking up the next morning
with a couple of regrets though.
Yeah, like I mean can you imagine a lot of people
just getting the names of the bride and groom
or the groom and groom or the bride and bride?
So good.
Hey, Michaela, one more call.
You've got an idea for Maddie's wedding.
Look, I mean, horses are great, but they're dangerous.
You've got to admit, I have access to about 100 goats.
Yes.
Hear me out.
Can you, you know how they've got the little horns on their head?
They're actually quite good at balance.
I reckon you could fill them up with a couple of platters.
Maybe some could carry some drinks.
Oh, my God.
Just sort of let them go rogue.
You don't need to hire waiters.
They cost money.
Goat, baby.
Okay, so we're getting the goats.
You'll deliver the goats to the farm?
I'll deliver the goats wherever they need to be.
Perfect.
How many goats do you think we could have, Michaela?
I reckon at least 80 to 100, depending how many guests,
because you kind of want a good ratio.
Do you want, like, one goat per person?
One for two.
One for two.
Okay, great.
I think that'd be pretty good.
That sounds good.
Yeah.
So we'll just have about 80 goats kind of like mingling with the guests.
Yeah, yeah.
You could have little bow ties for them, depending if they're boys or girls.
I think it'd be just really – it's just not as dangerous as a horse,
not as dangerous as a tattoo.
I think you're on to something.
And I think we're ready to lock it in right now, Michaela.
What do you think, Maddie?
I'm packing them now. Absolutely. I'll, Maddie? I'm pecking them now.
Absolutely.
I'll be in touch.
I'll be in touch.
No, we won't, Michaela.
No, we won't.
But I loved the idea.
Baby goats at the wedding.
I love it.
Well, there you go.
There's some ideas.
Perfect.
You take what you want.
Baby goats, though.
Baby goats, I love.
Totes for the goats.
Beer boys, I love.
Keen. Keen. I can organise the beer belts. Okay, though. Baby goats, I love. Totes for the goats. Beer boys, I love. Keen.
Keen.
I can organise the beer belts.
Okay, good.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here with us.
Dean, we talked about Kanye West yesterday,
and he's finally been dropped from a pretty big label, right?
He sure has.
This is enormous.
Adidas have dropped Kanye West.
Now, what does that mean?
So Kanye West before today was worth $1.9 billion.
Today, his net worth has dropped to $400 million.
Wow.
Now, this is the thing.
It was the Yeezy brand and shoes that made him really rich, right?
Now, in the statement today released by Adidas, we've all been waiting for this.
We knew that it was being considered and we could only imagine the heavy meetings that
were happening in Adidas headquarters.
They released a statement today saying how they are dropping him.
They actually own a lot of the IP and a lot of the colours
and prints and things like that, but they are
axing the brand effective immediately.
And they even, in their statement, actually
shared that this will cost them
£260 million
for the quarter. So, about
£200, about £400 million
New Zealand dollars, I believe.
They released in their statement
saying, look, this is, you know,
basically, without saying it, this is going to cost us a ton of money and it's still that important to us.
So this is really epic.
Huge.
This is massive because a lot of the brands that obviously were associated
with Kanye West had already dropped him.
So Balenciaga and those kind of brands had already done it
and there was a lot of pressure and a lot of talk around why Adidas hadn't done it yet.
And obviously they had more horses in the race, right?
So yes, you're right.
Big meetings had to go on before they could actually announce anything.
But I'm so pleased that they've come to the party and done the right thing because his
comments are abhorrent.
They're awful.
They're not acceptable.
Yep.
And it just goes to show
like people who think
they're above everything,
like you really can't say
horrible,
like really hateful speech.
Like, yeah, just terrible.
There are consequences
for your actions.
There really are.
Well, there it is, Kanye West
dropped from Adidas.
What it means for that brand
in the future,
I don't know.
I guess we'll find out.
Thanks, Dean.
Thanks, Dean.
We appreciate you.
Bye, guys.
That's Dean McCarthy, our live correspondent from LA,
and that was the latest.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this online where the people of New Zealand
were starting to get quite riled up,
and they're all joining in on this conversation about beach etiquette
because we are about to move into, you know, the summer.
It's right around the corner.
Which I can't wait.
I just spent the weekend in the Coromandel.
Did you go to the beach?
I was sick, so I tried to stay away.
But I did go on the last day.
And one thing I did notice about,
because the beach that we normally go to
most of the year you're allowed to take your dogs off lead anytime yeah but because of the long
weekend they said no dogs no dogs between nine and six so the whole day yeah you know and we
have a couple of dogs so we were just kind of like, oh. It's so annoying.
It's so annoying.
Because it's either you don't go or you've got to leave them at home for ages.
I know.
So we ended up taking them to the boring old park, you know?
And they just love the beach.
So that was one thing where we were like, oh, that's a bit annoying.
But Paddy Gower has made this comment where he, do we want to hear what he said?
Please, I'd love to.
He said this on television this week.
Tell us what are some other places that you just shouldn't disturb the peace?
I'll tell you one, the beach.
And look, if I was in power, you know, which I'm not yet,
but I would ban sound systems from every beach,
and I include lakes in that actually, not just the coastline,
lakes as well, portable speakers, not just the coastline. Lakes as well.
Portable speakers are not allowed to be used.
Fun police.
I know Paddy, and he is usually a very chill man.
I love Paddy Gower.
He's gotten very worked up about the beach, though.
He's quite on one about it, isn't he?
He's very like, no, no speakers at all.
He even talked about putting in Bluetooth blockers on the beach. Wow, he's that riled loud about it, isn't he? He's very like, no, no speakers at all. He even talked about putting in Bluetooth blockers on the beach.
Wow, he's that riled up about it.
Yeah, and then people have started commenting other things
they think should be banned from the beach.
So let's go through the list.
These are some of the ones that have come under fire.
Cigarettes, which I thought they were, I didn't realise,
are they not banned?
I don't think they would be at the beach
Because it's an outdoor
It's a public space
Right
Because then if you leave your cigarette butts on the beach
And also if you're just
If you're having a nice chill day with the family
You don't want the
You don't want cigarette smoke wafting in your face
I think these days people
Well I mean
Maybe on a crowded beach it's quite hard
But I feel like people are quite considerate.
Yeah, they usually are.
You're right.
But cigarettes, music, which is what Paddy said, vehicles.
Does that include tractors?
Because the Coromandel people are not going to be happy.
Littering, overpowering perfume are just a few that have made a splash on social media.
People went as far to say they want jet skis banned from beaches.
Okay, well, I don't think you're going to get jet skis banned.
That's like saying ban towels from the beach.
People are saying it's just a bunch of bogans.
They're water bogans on jet skis.
We want them banned.
Kids that cry came up on social media.
People talking too loudly, eating, surfing too close to the beach.
And someone even said taking your shirt off at the beach should be banned.
Well, it depends.
You don't want to be blinded, do you?
Why, by people who don't have a tan.
Yeah.
It's been a long winter, you know.
What do we think? What do we think?
What do we think?
I mean, and then obviously people said dogs as well.
They don't want dogs on the beach.
Well, let's go with Paddy's gripe, music.
Music on the beach.
What do we think?
Let's poll the team.
Yeah, let's do a bit of a discussion amongst the team.
What do you think, Producer Claude?
I like having my speaker, but I purposely keep it quiet.
So I would say loud music
put a caveat on that and people
play it from their cars and all you can hear is
the dun dun. And it's not
fun when you play it from the car, like you
can't even understand
the lyrics or anything. It also
depends on the vibe, right? Like if you're
sending a good vibe, I'm happy
to hear your music. Everyone has to get in on the playlist
you can all bluetooth to the same speaker.
But if you're rocking like some
corn or something on the beach
when I'm just trying to have a good chill
Saturday. And there's families around.
Then I'm probably not here for that.
What about you, producer Ella, the Gen Z
of the group? What do you think? Yeah, I've got
a strong opinion about this. Oh, here we go.
I think music should
not be on beaches. Wow. I thought you'd be all for it. It's annoying. Oh, here we go. I think music should not be on beaches. Wow.
It's annoying. I thought you'd be all for it. No, because there's
like 10 different songs going
on. I'm trying to sunbathe and relax
and that's not relaxing. Are you 21?
Yeah, I want to hear the waves. How old are you?
21. Nearly 22. It's my birthday week.
I want to hear
the waves. I want to hear the seagulls.
The cicadas. Not like oof,
oof, oof, oof. But why,
like, what if people are playing volleyball and they're
having a good time and they want a bit of a vibe?
Totally. It's like Top Gun, you know?
Yeah. What if it's just me and my little group
on our towel and we just have a nice little
quiet. Quiet.
Quiet. Well, Ella will come for you.
You and Paddy Gower could hang out this summer.
He would love that. He'll do it in the
library. He'll do it in the library. We'll do it in the library.
Someone said on the text machine,
oh, my God, go find a private beach.
Your problem isn't music, I don't think.
You don't like people.
Is that true, Ella?
You don't like people?
You don't like people?
Do you just not like people?
Oh, yeah, that's probably it.
Bree and Clint.
Oh, my God.
I just can't, Bree.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm so sad because he would rather.
I remember him.
I forget him.
It's terrible.
We're talking about times you've cried over really minor things.
Yeah, and there's some great ones coming through.
Someone's texting and said,
I cried last week when my partner put on a YouTube video
of a domesticated otter having its birthday party
and eating all these cutely made sushis
with its other otter friends,
thinking I was feeling a bit precious that night.
I cried at an animal documentary last week,
one of the ones on Netflix,
and they did this story about this monkey
and the monkey's mum had went off to try and find food and then
the monkey was an orphan and all the other
monkeys wouldn't take
it on as their own and so it was like
talking about how this monkey, anyway
oh so sad
oh god
well we've been asking you
to call us with your stories
of the minor things that have made you cry
recently so let's head to the phone lines
Herman's with us.
Hi, Herman. Hi, Herman.
Howdy, guys. Howdy, guys. Herman, tell
us what was the minor thing that made you cry,
mate?
Eating
a small
meal of
McDonald's chips.
Wait, you cried because of
they finished?
No.
While I was just chatting away with my younger brothers, I just stared at the chips
and then started eating and then I started
bawling.
Because you loved the chips
so much? I'm trying to figure out what the trigger
was.
I'm still trying to figure out the trigger myself.
I don't know, you guys. It just got me all right. It just happened okay. It's the chips. I love this text that has come through so good.
Someone said I'm a big crier. I cry all the time. I love crying and last time I cried it was because
my partner was taking ages to help me change the sheets on the bed, and I was so tired.
So I yelled at him and said,
you always get to be the kid.
I always have to be the adult and nag you.
I want to be the kid.
Sounds familiar.
It does.
It really does.
Georgia's with us now.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi, Georgia.
Hiya.
Tell us, Georgia.
What made you cry?
What made you bawl your eyes out?
So you know how recently the guy that played Hagrid in Harry Potter died?
Yes, Robbie Coltrane.
Yeah, Robbie Coltrane.
So obviously, you know, I cried when I found that out
because I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.
And then halfway, me and my partner were halfway through watching the movie,
so we watched the next movie, and his character came on screen
and he was just like, hi, Harry, and I had to pause.
I had to stop and take several moments.
Oh, bless you.
That's so sad.
I mean, we were all very sad when he died.
I have two Harry Potter tassels, and he's in one of them.
Wow.
That's how much you loved him.
Well, we get it.
We get it.
Oh, sorry, Georgia, for your loss.
Someone just texted through and they said,
I cry every time the celebrities mention their charity
on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Me too.
You know how hard it is to sit there?
And some of them just like, oh, some of the stories,
I'm just like, hold it together.
Hold it together.
Someone else said a treasure island
one they said i cried um on monday when brie mooned maddie chisholm on celebrity treasure island
sorry about that that was a good that was a good moment i don't i think that was a
trauma cry someone also said my partner asked me what i wanted for dinner that was it i did
the hollywood i don't know and started bawling. I know that feeling. 100%. Let's take
one more. Sam, g'day mate. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks.
Tell us, Sam, what was the minor thing that made you cry?
I was pregnant and I pretty much ate exclusively blueberry muffins
from this one specific cafe. And the lady, there was
two left in the cabinet,
and the lady in front of me bought both.
You're kidding.
You didn't ask her.
Were you like, babes, I need that muffin?
Oh, I was so embarrassed.
I just burst into tears, and then we went to New World,
and I ended up going to the mall,
but there was nothing that was quite the same.
Nothing would do it for me.
No, because when you get something in your head.
You've got to have it right.
You've got to have that exact thing.
That's the one.
Oh, you poor thing.
This person sides with you.
They said I had a full-blown breakdown slash tantrum in Pack and Save
because they didn't have vanilla flavoured oats.
I love it.
Food gets people, eh?
Yeah, it really does.
It's such an emotional thing, you know.
So many people coming through on 9696.
We appreciate you guys.
Yeah, thank you.
And we stand with you.
Yeah, have a good cry.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Bree and Clint.
Google downtime.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?
What the hell?
I think Google's actually...
This is the game where we try and find out
who is the fastest Googler of them all.
Normally, producer Claude, but not last week.
Producer Ella took it out in a blaze of glory.
You were very good last week.
Do you know what I realised?
And this is fine,
but we agreed to type on the desktop.
Yes.
And so it wasn't my phone.
And maybe I'm just faster at that.
Could be.
Could be.
Or you should just shush and take the win.
Take the win.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
No, no, no, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maddie McLean was in the game too.
I believe, Claudia, you didn't get one. You didn't get a single one, did you?
No, not a single one.
But also, you were all on laptops and I was on my phone.
That's true.
Just putting that out there.
That's true.
Look, we'll see who you have to take down this afternoon to regain the crown.
It's Marnia.
Hello, mate.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Have you heard Google Down before?
No, I haven't.
Okay, great.
You don't usually listen.
Okay, awesome. So I'll go through the rules so you're ready and raring to down before? No, I haven't. Okay, great. So don't usually listen. Okay, awesome.
So I'll go through the rules so you're ready and raring to go
because I really am backing you in for the win, okay?
Yes, I think I can do it.
All right, so here it goes.
I will ask you guys a question.
I've put in this exact question into Google
and I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up first, okay?
If you're the first person to yell out the correct most common answer
for that question, you'll get a point.
And the first person to get three points takes home the win.
Perfect.
All right.
Everyone ready?
What are you Googling on, Marnia?
iPhone.
Okay, perfect.
That means everyone else has to Google on a phone.
Sorry, Ella.
To keep it fair. Okay, ready? Everyone ready everyone else has to Google on a phone. Sorry, Ella. To keep it fair.
Okay, ready?
Everyone ready?
Question number one.
Who won the women's singles final of Wimbledon in 2007?
Wow.
Who won the women's singles final?
Venus Williams.
Oh, Marnia, you were so close.
But Maddie McLean just got in there before
you. Venus Williams is correct.
Okay. So that is a point to
Maddie McLean, but Marnia, I mean...
You were right there, Marnia.
You were right there.
Okay, here we go. Question
number two.
In 2021,
how many people were struck by lightning?
Wow.
Bit of a morbid question.
11.
Oh.
That is correct.
69.
Wow.
That is correct, Claudia.
The most common answer that comes up, and that was apparently just in the United States,
but that is what comes up on Google for that question.
So, point to Claudia.
She's in the game this week.
I feel like I've redeemed myself.
Not in the game.
All right.
You're right there.
You're right there, Mania.
All right.
Here comes question number three.
What is the most popular fruit in America?
What is?
Bananas.
Oh, no.
Claudia.
She's back. Claudia. She's back.
Claudia.
She's back.
Just got it.
But, Marnie, I feel like you were second.
You've come second on all of these, so you're right there.
I'm right there.
You are right there.
Keep going, Marnie.
Keep going.
It's changing.
I'll hold my phone up so you don't.
All right, everyone, you need this one to stop, Producer Claude, okay?
Here we go.
Question number four.
How many Starbucks are there in the world?
Okay.
It's 80.
80.
25,000.
No, 32,000.
That is right, Marnia.
Marnia, she's in it.
Everyone else said the wrong answer first,
which meant Marnia got a chance to answer
and she came through with the goods.
Nice work.
You're on the board.
80.
It's like 80 in Auckland.
I was going to breeze past that for your sake, but yeah, 80.
Okay, that means Claude on two, Maddie on one, Marnia on one.
Producer Ella, you're out.
Yeah, right.
That's fair.
But you had a good week last week, so, you know, you win some, you lose some.
Here comes question number five.
What is Taylor Swift's net worth?
$450 million.
I'm going to say Maddie McLean.
No, no way.
I believe that's what I heard.
Yes.
You liar.
Which means we're all tied up here.
And here comes question number six.
Who sang I Shot the Sheriff first?
Who was the original?
Bob Marley and the Wailers.
Eric Clapton.
No.
So we've got two answers.
Maddie McLean says Eric Clapton.
Claudia says Bob Marley.
And the Wailers. Someone has won.
And that person is producer Claudia.
She's happened.
She has taken back her crown.
Marnie is clapping you.
Oh, thanks, Marnie.
Marnie, you've been an absolute delight.
And I'm actually a bad loser.
You and me both, Marnie, but let's take it like the champs we are, all right?
Secretly, Marnia's giving you the double fingers behind the phone.
I can hear it.
Hey, Marnia, you've been an absolute pleasure to have on the show.
I'm going to award you 50 KFC chicken dollars for playing.
Perfect.
Thank you so much.
No worries.
Have a good afternoon.
There it is.
Google down.
Producer Claude, grasp back her crown.
Hands are shaking.
What a game.
Bree and Clint.
We're taking your calls this afternoon
about the reasons that you ghosted someone.
What are you laughing about over there?
I love this one.
When I was at uni, there was a gorgeous guy
I kept seeing every time we went out in the weekends.
Our eyes would lock, but nothing happened for such a long time.
One night we finally spoke and arranged to meet the next week at uni.
Then he told me his name.
No.
Jodie.
Oh.
She said, I just couldn't.
His name gave me total ick.
Oh, stuff it.
I would have just called him J-Town and be done with it.
That's when you give him a nickname, right?
Yeah, give him a nickname.
Yeah, absolutely.
Someone else texted through and they said,
I ghosted a guy because he said that I act dumb.
At the time, I was very naive and grew up in a very sheltered family.
He messaged me a few weeks later and asked what happened between us.
He had no clue.
I mean, fair enough.
Not the nicest thing to say to someone. Someone else said
I ghosted someone because of his bad boy attitude. It got more try
hard and embarrassing than attractive.
Let's get to the phone lines now. Anonymous is called. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.
Hi. Tell us, Anonymous, what was the reason you
ghosted someone for?
He liked to wrestle, like, in a costume, like, in shows.
Wait, he liked to what?
Wrestle.
Like WWE wrestling?
WWE wrestling.
Okay, so not just, this wasn't a private thing in the bedroom.
This was like, I'm going to events. I'm going to wrestle on the weekends.
Yeah.
And what, you just thought, I can't be doing it.
I can't be dating Stone Cold Steve Austin.
No.
No.
And then I went to his house and his grass was really, really low.
Really low.
So what was it?
Was it the wrestling or the grass that was the straw? Or was it the combination?
Like a bit of both.
I can just picture you've gone over to his house for the first time.
He's cooking you dinner and he looks at you and he goes,
can you smell what the rock is cooking?
You're like, I'm instantly not attracted to you.
I love that.
Yeah, it gets worse because he was at my uni orientation
doing like a wrestle show.
Oh, no.
Oh, anonymous.
I wonder where he is now.
What if he makes it to the big stage, WWE?
He could be the Knicks, The Rock, you know.
Or The Undertaker.
The Undertaker.
Another common WWE wrestler name.
Thanks, Anonymous.
We appreciate you calling through.
Let's go to another Anonymous.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Anonymous, what was the reason you ghosted someone?
It was a few years ago now,
but I stopped seeing a guy slash ghosted him
because I would always have to remind him to brush his teeth at night.
And it's just a straight ick.
It's so gross.
I get it.
I get it.
Who forgets to brush their teeth?
I think it's a guy thing, to be honest.
You reckon, Anonymous?
I reckon.
Well, I can say, as a man, I never forget to brush my teeth at night time.
My partner doesn't now, but yeah, that guy just, like, it just felt like he never, like, put on deodorant or, like, I don't know how you forget to just not brush your teeth at night.
Like, it was just an ick.
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
Yeah, I mean, brushing teeth is like, I think, a base standard.
You need to just brush your teeth every day at least.
Someone texted and said,
I broke up with a guy because he threw the pickles
from my cheeseburger out the car window.
A hundred percent I'd break up with someone.
Get rid of him.
How dare you?
Wait, do you not like the pickles?
No, I don't like the pickles,
but if someone threw something out from my burger
that I wanted
in there, I'd be furious.
Done.
We are over.
Wedding off.
Done.
Finished.
So many texts coming through.
Someone else said, my ex also was obsessed with wrestling, but UFC.
He would just start punching or kicking the air at home.
His hustles Look I will put my hand up and say
I went through a phase
Where I was on the Ronda Rousey trip
And I gave myself the ick
I'm not going to lie
Thank you guys for texting in
That was so good
Reasons why you've ghosted someone
It can be such a small thing
Totally
It really can
Such a small thing But once you've got it really can. It's such a small thing.
But once you've got it in your mind, there's no going back.
There is no going back.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Birthday Banger.
Eh?
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Cheers to JB Hi-Fi.
Hot deals with their long weekend price frenzy on now.
Yes, cheers JB Hi-Fi.
The winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon will take home a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
So there's a lot on the line.
A lot.
On the line.
All right, let's kick it off with Hazel.
G'day, Hazel.
Hello.
How's your day been, Hazel?
Good, good, good, thanks.
Great.
That's good to hear.
Well, let's see if we can top it off.
What's your birthday?
21st November, 1969.
Oh, good year, Hazel.
Very good year.
You were 16 in 1985, Hazel.
And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one.
Oh, okay.
This is good, Hazel.
You like this?
Right, right, right.
Not too bad.
Yeah.
The original starship before Cobra Starship.
We built this city.
You remember that one, Hazel?
Yes, I do.
I do.
That's a good one.
I'd stick around.
Yeah, I like that, Hazel.
I'm keen on that.
Let's go with Healy.
G'day.
Hello. Healy, how are you? Not too bad. Good to go with Healy. G'day. Hello. Healy,
how are you? Not too bad.
Good to hear, Healy. What's your birthday,
mate? 10th of February
1996. Alright, that means
you were 16 in the year 2012.
And let me take you
back because this would have been number one.
This is the
part of me that you're never
gonna ever take away from me.
You know.
Katy Perry, you like it, Healy?
Not too bad, I guess.
She's in the news at the moment.
That clip of her, people are saying, having a malfunction on stage is going around.
It's quite shocking, actually.
I haven't seen it.
Yeah, I hope she's okay. Have you seen it, Healy? No, not yet. Yeah, it's quite shocking actually. I haven't seen it. Yeah. I hope she's okay. Have you seen it
Healy? No, not
yet. Yeah, it's quite interesting.
So I hope she's alright. I love that song
from Katy Perry and something I haven't
heard for ages. So stick around.
Let's finish it off with Mark.
G'day Mark. Hi Mark.
How you going guys? Good, thank you.
Mark, I heard it's your birthday today.
Oh. That is? Happy 30th. Happy birthday you. Mark, I heard it's your birthday today. Oh.
It is.
Happy birthday, Mark.
Wait, is it your 30th birthday today?
Yep, it is indeed.
Oh, that's a milestone.
That's really exciting.
Have you got anything big planned, Mark?
I'm going out for dinner on the tram on Friday night,
the Christchurch tram tour with the restaurant car.
Awesome.
That is adorable, Mark, can I say.
Very cute.
Well, let's see if we can get you the win this afternoon.
What's your birthday?
What year?
26th of October, 1992.
Right, Mark.
That means you would have been 16 in 2008.
And on this day in 2008, this was at the top of the chart. P-Money!
Yeah, it was a good song.
I loved this song.
Banger.
Vince Harder and P-Money.
I saw this live at the Popstars thing last year.
Yeah, the launch.
Yeah, the launch.
It was quite good.
Mark, I'm a fan of that song. I'd stick around if I were you. Yeah, the launch. Yeah, the launch. Yeah. It was quite good. Mark, I'm a fan of that song.
I'd stick around if I were you.
Right.
Yes.
This is where we have to vote.
We do have to vote.
I know what I'm picking.
I know what I'm picking as well.
I've got the vibe.
Yeah.
I think I know what I want to hear.
Same.
Should we?
Do you want to do it on three?
I always get nervous.
You know, not once have we disagreed.
No, we've agreed every single time so far.
We've jinxed it.
But let's just give it a whirl, okay?
On the count of three.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Everything.
Me, money.
Oh, yeah.
I went with the song title, you went the artist.
But it's the same thing.
That means, Mark, to top off your 30th birthday,
you've won a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Awesome. Thank you, guys. Happy birthday, you've won a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher. Awesome.
Thank you, guys.
Happy birthday, mate.
Thank you very much.
We gave him everything he wanted.
We did.
Including this song from P-Money.
This is your birthday banger for this afternoon.
Enjoy it.
Bree and Clint. There it is, P Money featuring Vince Harder.
Everything.
That is your birthday banger for a Wednesday.
So good.
Loved it.
Yeah.
I think we made the right decision.
That was for Mark.
It's his birthday today, which just topped it off.
And he got the JB Hi-Fi voucher.
You can get your hot deals with their long weekend price frenzy on now.
Brilliant.
Do you know what your birthday banger is?
I believe it's Mario. Let me love you. Right. Yeah. Do you know what your birthday banger is? I believe it's Mario, Let Me Love You.
Right.
Yeah.
Do you know what yours is?
Yeah.
We did it when I was filling in for you once, actually.
It's Complicated by Avril Lavigne.
Great one.
Such a good one.
Banger.
Yeah.
It's so devastating if you get a bad one.
I know.
And I feel so bad for people.
But what we always say, Matty, is you don't choose your birthday banger.
The birthday banger chooses you.
That's exactly it.
Matty, I don't know if you've heard this game.
I know you haven't played it, but I'm excited for you to give this a go.
Why So Serious.
Let's put a smile on that face.
Why So Serious, a game we like to play where this is how it works.
So I have written three sentences for you
that you will need to read out with a straight face.
You need to be very serious.
I'm a serious guy.
You're such a serious guy.
Serious journalist.
And then I'll read out the three sentences that you've written for me.
Yes.
And if either of us laugh, you lose.
Okay.
Okay?
Now, do you want to go first or do you want me to go first?
So I read all three out in a row?
No.
One at a time.
Okay.
One at a time.
I can go first.
Okay.
You want to go first?
Yeah.
Okay, sweet.
So we haven't seen these yet.
So Maddie, when you're ready, read out your first one.
Go on.
I can feel it down in my plums.
My juicy, juicy plums.
Purple plums ripe for the picking.
Picking. Ripe for the pickin'. Did you laugh?
Does it count if I made it through the sentence without laughing
and then laughed at the end?
If no one else laughs during the game, we will take that as a point.
But okay.
All right.
So good.
Juicy, juicy plums, eh?
Right.
Pick it.
My turn.
Serious face on.
I'm a journalist.
Hi, I'm Bree.
And one time I may or may not have cleaned my body in the shower
with dog wash.
Woof, woof, bitch.
How did you know about that?
I have my sources.
How did you know?
I have my sources.
That is a true story, which I'm not going to repeat on the air right now,
but you got me.
I laughed.
I wasn't expecting you to know that story.
It stunk too. I bet. It was medical dogwash. It stunk too.
I bet.
It was medical dog food.
Oh, no.
It was so bad.
I smelt like a foot.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, you're up.
All right, I'm ready for my one.
I like to move and sway my body in a sexy...
Oh, God.
I'll read.
I'll finish it.
Sway my body in a sexy motion to the song,
I like to move it, move it.
It's how my fiance, Ryan, and I first met.
Is it really?
I didn't know that about you. True story.
I like to move it, move it.
It's our first dance song.
I believe it's 2-1 to me.
Okay.
Because you've laughed twice, I've laughed once.
Normally no one laughs in this game.
This is fun.
Okay, my turn.
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop,
but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get past her.
I like it.
I thought you might.
I like that joke.
I thought you might.
That was for your Italian heritage.
No, I see you've tapped into something, Maddie.
I know you.
I know you.
You've tapped into it.
Okay, last one.
I've got to get through this one without laughing.
Very serious.
Serious, serious, serious.
Oh, serious. I think we need
to normalise nipple tassels
in the workplace.
I'm wearing mine right now.
Look, Brie, watch me swing
them. Yee-haw.
Oh, they're red. Oh, sexy.
That is sexy. I did it.
I did it. You did it. You did it.
Very well done.
That was hard.
And if you're just tuning in,
Maddie McLean is revealing some truths and we are supporting him.
Okay.
If I laugh on this one, I am out and you win.
If I don't, it's a tie.
Okay, great.
Serious face.
I'm going to say it in a newsreader voice.
Do it.
My stinky bum bum
went farty farty.
Oh, come on!
She did it!
I did it!
Maddie, see, you would know that I'm very
comfortable talking about
my stinky bum bum. I did know that, but
I thought it might have given you a little giggle.
No, there it is.
We're a tie.
We'll have to play again when we come back and figure this out.
That's the end of the show.
You're done.
I'm going to set you free.
Into the big wide world, like the grown-up I am.
Exactly.
What are you up to for the next however many days?
Anything exciting? Yeah, well, actually on Friday, my partner. What are you up to for the next however many days? Anything exciting?
Yeah, well, actually on Friday my partner and I are going down to Warnock
and my cousin's getting married this weekend.
God.
Yeah, which is so exciting.
What a beautiful spot to get married.
Are they from there?
Yes, she lives down there now.
Okay, amazing.
Because you're originally from Queenstown.
Yeah, I'm from Queenstown and we've got family coming from overseas.
It's going to be such a good little family reunion.
I cannot wait.
That's so exciting.
I love those kind of things because it brings everyone together.
Yeah.
Like my brother's fiancé, Kim, has been messaging me
because they got engaged when he was here last,
and she's like, we've just booked the photographer,
and it's all exciting.
And I was like, when for? She's like, oh's all exciting. And I was like, when for?
She's like, oh, in two years.
I was like, hey, you're onto it early.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's a great thing.
Get those big ticket items locked in ASAP.
Totally.
Well, you've been an absolute pleasure.
It's been such a dream.
I love hanging out with you.
And obviously, I'll hang out with you tomorrow morning on breakfast.
I'll give you a wave.
Will you?
I'll give you a wave, yeah.
Okay, great. I'll tap my nose or I'll wiggle my ear or wave. Will you? I'll give you a wave, yeah.
When you see me kind of like I'll tap my nose or I'll wiggle my ear or something.
Will you?
That's for you.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
I'm definitely tuning in.
Okay, great.
Well, we love you very much.
Come back anytime.
Thank you so much.
Love you guys too.
And we love all of you. Yes.
Bye, guys.
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