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The ZM Podcast Network.
ZM, Brie and Clint.
Good afternoon, New Zealand and Maddie McLean.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm so good.
You're joining me today because Clint's still under the weather.
I'm not flying solo.
I've got my main man, Mad McLean winner of the last season
of Treasure Island
I keep forgetting
about that
I just thought
you know
he actually gave me
this script
just before we went on air
and says
you can only refer to me
as the previous winner
it's in my contract now
yeah
mate you gotta own it
because you're only
the previous winner
until the next winner
is announced
so we're only weeks away from me having to hand over the crown.
So technically you are the current crown holder.
I'm the reigning champ.
You are the reigning champ.
For now.
Would you ever do it again?
Do you know what?
I said no because I said I've done.
You can't top it.
I can't top it.
You can't top it.
I've won already.
The only thing that could happen is I possibly could win a second time.
It has been done before.
Josh Cromfeld won twice.
Listen to you.
No, but that's the only positive that could come out of it.
Right.
Otherwise, it's just, you know.
You know.
It's not as good.
But if I got that call and they said, do you want to go back on?
You would find it hard to say no.
I don't know that I could say no.
You're like, I'm going to go back for more.
I'll see you out there next season.
Mate, we'll see you there next season.
Celebrity Treasure Island on again tonight at 7.30 on TV2.
Tune in because if you see the code word, text it through to 9696,
you'll be in the draw to win $1,000.
And it's a goodie.
It's a goodie.
It's a very good episode tonight.
Coming up on the show,
we've got the 25K cash catch up.
Maddie, this is so fun,
where we pretty much just give away money for free.
I love that.
It's a really good time.
So tune in.
That'll be about four o'clock.
We'll do that. but we're going to kick
off the show with Tradie versus Lady.
Yep, we've got your questions ready. Give us
a call. 0800 dial ZDM.
The ladies are ahead
at the moment by a few points.
Could this be the day the
Tradies claw at that?
There's still time.
Bree and Clint.
It's Tradie
versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we are, Maddie.
The tradies and the ladies still going head to head every weekday.
Have the ladies been up for quite a while, though?
They've been leading the charge for most of the year.
Yeah.
Yeah, the tradies took out the overall win last year,
but it's been all ladies this year.
Well, but the thing is, A, there's still a long way to go.
Even though it feels like the end of the year is nigh,
there's still a long way to go.
And B, it can change in an instant.
The tradies are going to stage a fight back, I think, any day now.
Let's meet our tradie.
He's 19.
He's from Invercargill, and he dropped his phone off a roof.
Welcome to the show, Aria.
Hello?
Oh, she.
Sorry, they didn't put that.
It's okay.
Aria, what kind of trade do you do?
I'm a roofer.
Oh, so there you go.
That's why you dropped your phone off.
Makes a lot of sense.
Do you ever get scared being up that high, Aria?
No, I'm not afraid of heights.
Oh, well, wouldn't be the job for you if you were, would it?
It definitely wouldn't.
Did the phone survive, Aria?
Yeah, all the cameras are good.
Just the back of my iPhone's cracked.
Really?
That's not bad.
Did you have a case on it?
Yeah, the case is pretty broken now.
Nah, good girl.
It did its job then.
Well, let's meet your opponent.
She's from Christchurch. She's
24 and she has around
40 cousins. Welcome to the show, Emily.
Bye.
That's a lot of cousins. Are you close
to many of them? Dad's one of
six and mum's one of five.
You need to be careful then, Emily.
You never know. You could be, you know,
kissing your cousin. Nah, it's alright. Dad's ones all live down south. then, Emily. You never know. You could be, you know, kissing your cousin.
No, it's all right, Jed.
One's all lived down south.
Oh, good.
Nice.
You're like a crash shirt.
Steer clear of the South Island.
Steer clear of the South Island.
Yeah, you're like, I know where they are.
I've got them.
I've got them on my iPhone to find my phone so I don't go near them.
I love it.
Hey, guys, here's the rules.
Emily, your buzzer is lady.
Aria, your buzzer is tradie. Buzz in with those when you think you know the answer.
First person to get three questions right takes home $50 cash,
thanks to KFC.
All right, Maddie, we'll kick us off.
Question number one.
Hilary Berry has been caught up in a scam online.
No, she's not selling weight loss gummy beers.
Which nightly TV
show does Hilary Berry host?
Lady? Yes,
Emily.
It's like the
news after the news.
What's it called?
It's the news after the news.
It's not
Stephen Daze and it's not one news.
You're so close.
Stephen Sharp. She got it. You're so close. You're so close. Seven sharp.
She got it.
You going to give it to her?
I'm going to give it to her.
You're going to give it to her just.
Aria was ready to swoop in, but we're going to give you the point.
It is seven sharp.
Nice work.
One to the ladies.
Question number two.
Superstar athlete Caroline Wozniacki is heading back to Auckland
for the ASB Classic next year.
Which sport does she play?
Ladies.
Yes, Emily.
Justin?
Tennis.
It is tennis.
Nice work.
You're off to a flyer.
Aria, this is all you.
This next one, you need it.
You're right there, Aria.
You're right there.
Question number three.
In which US state would you find the largest active volcano?
Ladies. Emily, for the largest active volcano? Lady?
Emily for the win.
Hawaii? She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's
a lady. Quite a tough question,
but if you've been to Hawaii, you'll know.
One of my
closest friends actually lives over there.
He was on the island where
they had all the fires.
Are they okay? Yeah, he's okay. It was on the island where they had all the fires. Oh, are they okay?
Yeah, he's okay.
It was like his entire street wasn't touched.
It was amazing.
Wow.
Yeah, that was devastating for the islands of Hawaii.
Well, nice work, Emily.
You've picked up $50 cash.
Thanks to KFC.
You enjoy that, okay?
Thank you so much.
The flatties will be impressed.
Nice. Go and boast about will be impressed. Nice.
Go and boast about it.
Very well done.
I'm surprised you made it here because I saw on your Instagram last week that you broke down.
So I think maybe the last time I came in and filled in for Clint with you, we had a conversation.
I feel like in every relationship there's two kinds of people
there was a meme that I'd seen
it was those who
have their fuel tank
on half and say
I need to fill up immediately
this is too low, I need to fill up
and those who have theirs on empty and say
I'm good to go for a while
guys, I know my car
and I've got at least another. Guys, I know my car. I know my car. And I've got at least another 20 kilometres.
Well, I know my car.
You thought you did.
At least I thought I did.
And then last week, I got up because I go to work so early in the morning.
I woke up, got in my car, and I was driving, and I went, uh-oh.
This is the worst.
The light's on.
But I thought the light must have only just come on.
So I'll be able to get to work and then I'll get fuel on the way home.
It should be fine.
Fine.
You don't live that far from work.
It's not that far from the city.
Yeah.
And I'll go straight to the petrol station after work.
Well, I didn't go straight to the petrol station after work.
I took a little detour.
Where'd you go?
Not too far, but I did go and get a coffee oh no and then got back in the car and went oh i gotta fill my car up
so then i drove to the petrol station and i decided it cost a living crisis right so i didn't
go to the petrol station nearest to my house mccl I thought, I'm going to go further afield. You're already on the light.
Slightly further afield.
Yeah, but you can drive on the light.
You can.
You can drive on the light, as we learnt from that Hamish and Andy video.
It went so long.
Do you remember how far they drove on the light?
It was like 100km or something.
Yeah, but that was in a European car, Matty.
For us peasants driving, you know, our non-European cars,
we get about 20 kilometres,
I reckon. Well, I was on the motorway
and I was so close to the
exit. On the motorway?
This is so bad.
So close to the exit. I've never had
this happen. I've never run out of petrol before
and all of a sudden it started
kind of juddering. Coughing?
Yeah. It coughs.
The car's like.
Yeah, it started juddering.
And I went, oh, my God, surely not.
And I thought maybe this was just a warning.
It was like, hey, hey, you'd better get to the petrol station.
No, the warning was the light.
That'd be on for the last 40 k's.
Yeah, and so then it just started to slow down,
slow down, slow down.
I went from 100k to 80 to 70.
I pulled over, but the only place I could pull over into,
because I'm on the motorway, was the bus lane.
Oh, no.
So my car stopped in the bus lane.
And then I thought, what do I do here?
What do you do?
I called my husband.
He was busy.
He couldn't come and rescue me.
Wait, your husband just left you on the motorway?
Yeah, he couldn't rescue me.
I can just picture Ryan going, what's that?
What's happened?
And you're like, I've run out of petrol.
I'm on the motorway.
And him going, well, this is your own
fault. This is your own fault. Karma.
You do this all the time.
And so I thought, I've got to sort this myself.
I thought, I'm not too far away from the petrol
station. So I got out of my car and I just left
it in the bus lane. And then I
ran to the petrol station,
got one of their little
jerry cans, filled it up, and
the lady, bless her, Janet.
I will never forget Janet.
Shout out to Janet.
Shout out to Janet.
She was in the bay next to me at the petrol station.
She said, I can see you're in distress.
Do you need a ride somewhere?
I said, Janet, I would love a ride.
Wait, wait, I have a question about Janet.
Did she recognise you?
Well.
Did she recognise you? Did she recognise you?
She didn't say anything at first but when I got
in the car and she said, tell me
where to go. So I just started directing her and I said
by the way
what's your name? And she said I'm Janet.
And I said hi Janet, I'm Maddie.
And she said I know
who you are.
And she locks all the doors.
And I went Janet, can this just be our little secret, please?
So anyway, Janet took me back to my car and then I got to the car
and there was that big, like, traffic management system
with the flashing neon light with the arrow telling people
to get out of the bus lane.
Oh, my God.
Because my car was there.
Oh, no.
It was so bad.
Did you put the fuel in and off you went?
And then off I went.
But it was mortifying.
And I thought, I'll never let this happen again.
Never.
I've learned my lesson.
Let's be real, mortifying.
But I do know you, Maddie McLean, a little part of you,
did you love the attention?
I do like a good story to tell afterwards.
I mean, you get the story out of it.
And let's get some stories from other people
because I'm interested to know if there's people out there listening
who have done this multiple times.
Yeah, because I think I've learnt my lesson.
Yeah.
I hope I have.
Well, we'll see.
Time will tell.
Are you one of these people that didn't learn your lesson? How many
times has your car
run out of fuel? We want to hear
from you. 0800 dials at M
or you can text us on 9696.
Are you a repeat
offender?
Bree and Clint. You forgot?
I forgot to fill up my car.
No, I didn't forget. I just thought I had longer
to go than I actually did
and I ran out of petrol on the motorway.
First time that has ever happened to me.
Did you run to the petrol station?
I ran.
That's impressive.
I turned my watch on as well so I could at least...
Oh, my God.
You're like, this is counted in my daily steps.
Yeah, I was like, if I'm going to do it,
I'm at least going to close my exercise ring.
100%.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALS.M
or you can text us on 9696.
How many times have you run out of fuel?
Yeah, because is this just a once and done thing?
If you do it once, do you learn your lesson?
Apparently not, according to the text machine so far.
There's a lot of repeat offenders on the text machine,
but let's talk to Maya first.
G'day, Maya.
Hello, guys.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
I'm good. Has this happened to youay, Maya. Hello, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm good.
Has this happened to you before, Maya?
It has, and it was quite a scary experience.
What's the situation? What happened?
So I was driving
from Tauranga down to Palmerston North
at night time and decided
I would get there
on
probably like a quarter tank of gas.
How many hours driving is a...
Five.
That's not enough.
Yeah.
So five hours of driving and I got to the desert road
and around midnight and my car broke down on the desert road.
And there's nowhere for so long.
There's nowhere.
Have you not seen Wolf Creek?
I was actually on the side of the road,
like in this little weird driveway with heaps of trees around me,
pitch black, there were no cars.
I had to lock my door and just hope that one of my friends would drive from Palmy and come pick me up.
And did they?
They did.
So I got back to Palmy at around 4 a.m.
Oh, my God.
But that's about two hours on the desert road by myself.
Maya, why were you driving all that way in the middle of the night?
I thought it would be a smart idea.
Were you meeting up with someone?
No, I was coming back from my partners who lived in Tauranga.
Oh, okay, okay.
Right, you'd already done the drive.
I thought you got the you up text, but it was just five hours away.
Maya jumps in the car.
She's like, no time to get fuel.
I'm on my way.
Thanks for calling by.
We appreciate it.
I love this text that's come through.
On Christmas Day, someone said,
so my sister once ran out of petrol on Christmas Day
out in rural Canterbury.
A carload of us were running late for Christmas lunch
and a lovely farmer came to our rescue.
Oh, that's so nice.
Someone else has texted in,
I've run out of fuel three times in the last month.
In one month?
Yeah, she said, my husband just turns up with a can of fuel
like it's a regular thing.
I blame it on the light coming on but no warning ping.
She said, I need the ping.
Where's the ping?
She's like, it pings every time I don't put my seatbelt on
but where's the bloody fuel ping? She's like, it pings every time I don't put my seatbelt on, but where's the bloody fuel
ping? Courtney, hello, mate.
Hi. Has this happened
to you multiple times or just once?
Oh, no, multiple. I can
probably count at least eight.
Eight? Eight times,
Courtney. I'm a terrible re-offender.
Learn your lesson.
My husband hates it.
Okay, talk to me about it.
My husband absolutely hates it.
What happens?
I mean...
Do you just forget or...?
So it's that or it's I think to myself, you know,
oh, yeah, I'll put petrol in and then I get busy doing other things
and then I go, oh, shit, I didn't put gas in.
And then I drive home and then when I go to go out again
that I usually run out, it's like, oh, okay.
It's always when you go to go out somewhere because I do that too. I's like, oh, okay. It's always when you go to go out somewhere because I do that too.
I'm like, oh, I'll do that later.
That's a tomorrow problem.
And then you're usually running late somewhere and then boom.
Is there a particularly bad time that you ran out?
Yes, I was actually on my way home and we live 4Ks down a metal road,
so it's not just, you not just your side of the road,
get lots of people driving past.
It was passing down with rain and I rang my husband
and just the look on his face when he pulled up next to me
with the gas can,
because he's always got a gas can at home for me with gas in it.
Courtney, if we called your husband right now,
if you called him and said,
hubby, I've done it again, would
he believe it?
Yeah, he would.
He absolutely would.
He'd be like, I'll get the can.
Hey, you know what, Courtney?
I think it makes you, you're endearing.
You're lovable.
You know, you're a damsel in distress.
And you're spontaneous.
Yeah.
Who's time to do things like fill up your car with petrol?
Is that I'm always raving on to him about how independent I am,
how I can change a tire, I can do all this stuff myself,
and he's just like, really?
It's the car's fault. Help me.
It's the gas situation.
The car's not independent.
You keep doing you, babes.
We love you here at ZM Corny.
Oh, we love you too.
I know someone who their parents gave them a jerry can for their 21st
gift. Really? It wasn't like a key or anything like that
it was a jerry can because that's how many times they ran out of petrol.
That would have been a big yard glass out of the jerry can. Yeah true. Yeah chug
chug chug.
Do you know I heard a crazy fact
and it just sounds like one of those facts that's so wild.
At least every person has pooed their pants once.
Is that true?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Makes me feel better, though.
When did you last?
I don't want to talk.
Okay, okay.
No, it was that apparently after the age of 35,
we lose something crazy like 7,000 brain cells a day.
Why is 35 the age where we go downhill?
I don't know.
I don't like that 35 is where women lose a lot of their eggs
and then we're losing brain cells.
It is the age where you start like making that
noises you get up off the couch and your knees hurt.
Is that the age when you turn 35 that instead of falling over,
you've had a fall?
Is that 35, is it?
So I just thought that is a wild amount of brain cells to lose every day.
I'm about to turn 37.
You're nearly out of brain cells. I'm out. I'm about to turn 37. Like, am I... You're nearly out of brain cells.
I'm out.
I'm almost finished.
But I thought we could maybe put it to the test today.
Because how old are you, Bree?
Oh, 33.
33.
So you should feasibly still have some good brain cells in there.
I should still have a few.
But I feel like, you know, I may have fast-tracked myself.
But, you know, I'm willing to put myself to the test.
And it's only downhill from here, I hate to say it.
Yeah, no, I already know that, yeah.
But for now, you should be okay.
Like, you should be all right.
Thank you.
For at least a couple more years.
For a couple more years.
So here's what I thought we could do.
Okay.
Because I was wondering how you test this,
how good your brain power is.
Yeah.
And I thought what we could do is, Claudia
and I have both picked out a news
article that's online today.
We're both going to
read a section of that news article
to you at the exact
same time.
But they're different stories.
And what I want to see from you is
can you, with your amazing
33-year year old brain power
listen to both stories at the same time and pick up some of the key details of both of our stories
so we're going to read the story and then off the back of that we'll both ask you a couple of
questions about the stories that we told you and see if you can answer them I do have ADHD, which apparently people who have ADHD can listen to multiple things at once.
But then I also, because of my ADHD, can't concentrate for long periods.
So I hope it's short.
I hope the story's short.
We're not going to read the whole thing.
We're just going to read the first few paragraphs.
I'm ready.
Are you ready to go, Claudia?
Yeah, I'm ready to go.
Okay.
All right.
Three, two, one.
Another spring blast is about to hit New Zealand this week
with severe gales in respect of the parts of North Island
and Auckland City.
A newer graphic showed a polar jet stream
cutting driving a southern mission cold front up New Zealand.
Road snowfall warnings were already in place
for Lewis and Quarters Pass, Lewis Pass and the Desert Road until at least Wednesday morning. the role when Mrs Johnson gave her 15 minutes to pack her bags and leave. The woman from
Zimbabwe is now considering
legal action against the Johnsons
as she alleges that she has owed
thousands of pounds for an agreed
three month contract.
What the hell just happened?
Oh my
God, I'm going to be so bad at this. Did you get any
of that? I don't know. Let's find out.
Okay.
My first question is,
who is the famous couple at the centre of this story?
Boris Johnson?
Yeah.
Nailed it.
Does that count?
I'll give it to you.
And his wife.
I don't expect you to know her name. I don't know her name.
Carrie.
Okay.
I'll take it. I'll take it. I'm going to expect you to know her name. I don't know her name. Okay. I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'm going to go really easy with my question.
Okay.
What was my story about?
I want to say weather.
Yes.
Come on.
Okay.
My story involves the Johnson's nanny.
Yes.
Where was the nanny from?
Zimbabwe. Hey!
She did it! You're great at this!
Wait, is this my talent?
Okay, I feel like this is where I go
downhill. Name one
of the road snowfall
warnings, one of the passes where those are
already in place.
Call Mr. Plow.
That's my name.
My name again is Mr. Plow.
No.
No.
What was the answer?
You could have Porters, Lewis or Desert.
Would never have got that.
Okay, my final question is why was Boris Johnson's nanny fired?
She was drinking too many wines.
She's got it.
She's got it. I feel like
I listened more to Maddie's story.
Sorry, Claudia. I also did. I started
slurring because I was like, ooh, that's
juicy. Because I was like, what's going on over here?
Have you got one more question for me?
I think we end on a win.
You did better than I thought
you were going to do because I was getting distracted by Claudia's reading.
Sorry I stopped listening to you.
I wasn't.
I understand.
Bree and Clint.
Cool.
Like we did there.
Yeah, put it on the end.
A little game we like to play on our show
and you guys listening can play along as well
to test your musical classical ear.
Me, not so good.
Have you played this game before, Matty?
I have played before.
I feel like you're really good at this.
I did get a clean sweep the last time I played.
Oh, did you?
I did.
See, I've blocked that out of my memory.
It's a clean slate today.
Claudia runs the game.
How does it work?
So basically I've taken a pop song, one you'd probably find on the ZM playlist, turned it
classical and you just need to tell me what it is.
I'm looking for the artist's name and the name of the song.
Okay, you ready?
I'm ready.
Buzz in with your name if you can tell me.
Here's your first one.
Maddie.
Uh, that is Adele.
Um, uh, um, uh.
Oh, what's it called?
I feel like you have it.
It's right there.
I know the song, but I just can't think of the title.
Can you think of anything?
Throw one out.
I'm going to have to buzz you out otherwise.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Three, two, one.
Oh, no. Can I hear the
little bit again?
I'll give you a little bit of stuff.
Brie.
We could have had.
It's Adele rolling in the deep.
We could have had it all.
We could have had it all.
My mind was just drawing a complete blank.
Don't you hate it when that happens?
And I feel like it's because she had so many hits all around the same time.
You get them confused in your head.
I knew the song.
I just couldn't think of the title.
Yeah, you definitely, you were right there.
That was a practice round for you, though.
That was a real point for Bree, though.
Yes.
But there's always more.
Here you go.
Here's another one.
Oh, Brie.
Brie.
It's Ed Sheeran.
Mm-hmm.
He, he, under the lighting.
Perfect?
No, it's not perfect.
Matty, do you know?
I know the song. Again, I know the song.
I just can't think of the title.
Okay, I'll keep going.
There's still more.
You can buzz in again, all right?
Mm-hmm. No, the song, I just can't think of the title. Okay, I'll keep going. There's still more. You can buzz in again, all right?
It's six feet under the pillow.
Wait for you to come home.
Oh, it's Lego House.
18?
No, you're just naming songs now.
It's Photograph.
It's so annoying when the song's right there.
Once again, so many hits.
He's got too many hits.
And what was the instrument that was in that classical version?
There was a bit of everything there.
What was that? Maybe that was the theremin.
Yeah, the theremin, my favourite classical instrument.
Well, there's one more. Yeah, no one's going to favourite classical instrument. Well, there's one more.
Yeah, no one's going to win this, I think, but here's another one.
Metty.
Metty.
That's Crazy in Love, Beyonce.
Yeah.
That was an easy one.
Lots of time.
Lots of time.
The next time you come back will be the decider.
All right, bring it on.
There it is. How good is this, though? Huh? How good? Oh, we'll be the decider. All right. Bring it on. There it is.
How good is this, though?
Huh?
How good?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no.
It reminds me of Homecoming when she has the full band come out.
Oh, cool.
Was it from there?
No.
I don't know.
It's epic.
So good.
Love it.
I think it's on Netflix if you want to watch it.
Yeah, Beyonce Homecoming.
That's Let's Get Classical.
We'll test our musical ears next week again.
I feel like this is going to interest you, Maddie,
because I need to ask straight up front, where do you store your eggs?
Are you a pantry man or are you a fridge man?
Pantry.
Always pantry.
What?
Yeah. Are you a fridge girl? What? Of course I'm a fridge man pantry always pantry yeah are you a fridge girl what of course i'm a
fridge girl because i'm not a psycho what does that mean because who is putting eggs in the
pantry why do they need to be in the fridge i mean it's a great question i go with where i i often go
with where are things stored in the supermarket.
I mean, you have a point.
If the eggs are stored on the shelf, then they stay in the pantry.
If they're stored in the refrigerated area, they stay in the fridge.
Look at you up on your bloody high horse.
Tell me about it.
What about bread?
Do you store that in the fridge or the pantry?
It actually does go in the fridge.
Oh, I've caught him out.
Damn it.
I've caught him out.
There you go. Bread stays fresher in the fridge. Oh, I've caught him out. Damn it. I've caught him out. There you go. Bread
stays fresher in the fridge. Yeah, that's true.
Well, I'm here to answer your
questions because a
farmer has actually weighed
in on this. Oh, she's cracking the
case wide open. Absolutely.
Giving his two eggs into the situation.
And
they've actually done research on it because
apparently it's quite 50-50.
A lot of people store their eggs in the pantry
and a lot of people store them in the fridge.
But one egg farmer made it clear that fresh eggs store on the shelf
in the pantry for less time than in the fridge.
He said pantry they'll keep for around four weeks,
depending on how hot it is outside.
In the fridge, you can get up to six to seven weeks.
Yeah.
Wow.
Isn't that interesting?
Well, I mean, it makes sense.
The good news is I eat eggs a lot.
So I don't tend to stay in the pantry for very long.
You'll burn and throw them.
I get rid of them.
I eat quick, fast.
I'm fast turnaround.
I'm cracking those eggs.
I'm making those omelettes.
You're burning through your eggs.
Burning through them.
Will this change your opinion of where you put your eggs?
No, I'm staying firm.
I'm a pantry man.
Well, they are going to be firm if they're in the pantry for longer than four weeks.
Bree and Clint. if they're in the pantry for longer than four weeks. Manny McLean filling in, and I'm glad you're here
because I want you to answer this question for me
and I want people to text through on 9696 what they feel about this question
because everyone's different and there's no right answer,
no wrong or right answer.
The question is, is love a feeling or is it a choice?
What do you think?
You posed this earlier and so I've been mulling it over
and I've been oscillating between the two,
but I think I've landed on love is a feeling
because you can't prescribe love.
You can't decide when you're going to love someone or something.
It just happens to you.
It's true.
I agree with you because I think it's a feeling as well.
I guess you can choose how much love you dedicate to someone, but you can't
decide, you can't choose to love that person. You just do. Yeah. And there's no rhyme or reason.
There's no, there's no conscious choice or effort made. That's just how you feel. It's an emotion.
Isn't it? It's so interesting because I agree with you.
I think love is 100% a feeling, but then I think who you choose to put your time and attention and
love towards is a choice. Totally. So it's kind of both. So you can feel love for someone,
but you can choose whether you act upon those feelings or do something with those feelings or dedicate time and energy to those feelings.
But the initial thing is a feeling.
You can't control that.
No.
And it's the greatest feeling in the world when it's right.
And you're like, oh, my God, I've just realized.
The text coming through is so insightful.
We should read out a few of these.
Someone text through and said, it starts as a feeling and after 25 years it becomes
a choice.
Oh, I like that.
It gets, you know, a little bit harder and you choose to give yourself to that person.
Absolutely.
You choose each other.
Someone else said, love is absolutely a feeling.
I think people use love as a choice,
as a cop-out to pressure people
to stay in unhappy relationships.
You either have to both choose it
or you can choose to love yourself more.
I stay way longer
than I should have in a previous relationship
because I kept telling myself
that if I didn't love him,
clearly I wasn't trying hard enough. Turns out he just wasn't right for me and
no amount of choosing made any difference.
Wow.
I love that text. Good for you. Because it's not easy to do because if you put all this
time and effort in and if it's still not working, there's not much more you can do.
Yeah. Someone else has said it in a similar way to that first text.
It's both.
It's a feeling to start with,
but then it becomes a choice to be dedicated to that person.
Yeah, absolutely.
Someone else said love is a chemical reaction
and is possible to be addicted to someone like a drug.
It's so true.
A lot of the time, and there's different types of love,
but you can't, a lot of the time, and there's different types of love, but you can't control it.
Like, you know, have you ever like,
which I feel like can be more lust
where you're just so in lust with a person.
Totally, infatuated with someone.
And you do real embarrassing things
and turn into a stage five.
So do you think that's,
do you think then that lends itself
to it being more of a choice?
Because if you feel the
lust, then you choose to
turn that lust into love.
Yeah, could be.
Or does the love just come as a natural
next feeling?
It's, it's hard one, eh?
It's so good. Can we play some Barry White?
Join us next week on
Bree and Manny's Power of Love.
Bree and Clint.
I need to talk to you about something.
I need your advice because for the past four weeks,
I'm just going to come out and say it,
I have been keeping a lie from a really good friend of mine.
What have you done?
I've been hiding something.
I've been hiding a lie.
About you or about them?
It involves me and them.
Right.
So one of my really good friends, one of my best friends, Cam Mansell,
who does the night show here at Zenny.
We know him.
We love him.
People love him.
Cam, lovely dude.
He's a very good friend to me, but I need to come clean, I think, about something.
So this is the situation, right?
So about four weeks ago, I was about to go overseas to Europe for the first time,
and he was helping me out with my dogs and getting stuff organized
because my partner was already overseas.
So he's so good like that, and he was like, I can walk the dogs if you're too busy.
And he's just the best.
That's amazing.
He's the best.
What a friend.
He's a great friend.
But there was one day where I was in a rush and I'm doing everything
and I've rushed home and I've took my dogs out for a walk.
And, Matty, you'll know this because you have a dog, Otis, and something that I'm really strict about is picking up my dog poos.
Absolutely.
I'm a picker-upperer.
You've got to be.
I'm a responsible dog parent.
Someone's been shitting on our lawn, on our berm.
Oh yeah, that's me.
Sorry.
That's what I had to...
I had to come clean about that.
I said, I think this is Maddie McLean.
Is that what you've been lying about?
That is what I've been lying about.
Didn't have my bags with me.
No, so I was out walking my dogs and you know how you get to know your dog's routine.
Like I know both my dogs will go poo at least once each.
And then maybe my other big dog, Meryl, she'll usually go twice on the walk.
Anyway, disaster has struck because they both went poo
and then I've realised I have zero dog bags left.
This has happened to me once before as well
and it is a horrible feeling.
Terrible.
Awful.
Just panic sets in.
What if Meryl goes poo again and then someone sees it?
Anyway, I've realised it after my little dog.
She's went poo.
She's done a little poo.
And I've realised this is my last bag.
What am I going to do here?
So it's a tiny little poo, like barely even worth picking up.
But I'm going to pick it up anyway.
So I've picked up this little poo.
And I've kind of thrown the poo in the bin and I've kept the bag.
And so what I did, I was like, just in case on this walk,
my other dog does another poo, I just pulled it back inside out and then put it back in the poo bag so that the clean side
of the bag was sitting in the bag because there wasn't that much on it.
It was a little poo.
She didn't go poo.
Let's just say that.
My other dog, no one else went poo.
I've forgotten about the pooey bag in my dog poo bag.
The next day comes around.
Beautiful, really good friend of mine, Cam Mansell,
says, I'm coming over to walk the dogs.
You're too busy.
You're getting stuff sorted.
I'm going to come over and walk the dogs.
I've forgotten about that pooey bag.
Oh, no.
And I believe what's happened is Cameron Mansell has dipped his hand into that bag.
Oh. happened is Cameron Mansell has dipped his hand into that bag and he's gotten straight poo side.
I overheard him talking about it in passing and I was like, oh, my God.
I was like, oh, my God, and all my memories flooded back
and I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God, the poo bag.
Apparently he'd done it and then he's pulled his hand out
and he thinks that the bag had a hole in it.
Producer Claude's getting involved.
I remember him coming into work and saying something about a hole in a bag.
That'll be the same day.
That's the same day.
He thinks a hole has struck him down in his prime with a pooey hand.
And you never came clean.
There was a lot going on, Maddie.
I was busy.
I flew off to Europe and then I kind of forgot about it.
And now that I'm home, the guilts have got me.
I think you've got to tell him.
Do you think I have to or is it past?
No.
It's past.
No, that will still be creating trauma for him.
If anyone's ever got a little bit of poo on their hand, they know.
The memory doesn't leave you.
I hate to say it.
I think you're right.
You've got to tell him.
Is he in the building?
Would he be here?
Oh, no.
Can we call him? Can we get him on the phone?
I'm so anxious.
Fine. I'm going to
come clean. Come clean. I'm going to come
clean, which will rid Cam
of his pooey hands so he
can come clean. And you have the guilt.
And me have the guilt. I need to get rid of my guilt.
I'm going to confront
my good friend Cam Mansell
next. We'll do it straight after Rush from Troye Sivan.
I'm nervous.
Do it.
You can do it.
Matty McLean.
I'll hold your hand.
Keeping me honest.
It's Zed Ends Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint.
And I'm real nervous.
Hey, look at me.
Okay.
You're doing a good thing here, okay?
I feel like I am because Cameron Mansell Very good friend of mine
Cameron
Host of the night show
What does that mean that she's called you Cameron
Yeah I'm nervous
I don't think you've ever called me Cameron in my life
I'm very nervous
Rip the bandaid off
I'm just going to come out and say real quick
Cam
You know that you're like one of my best friends and I love you.
Until this point, yes.
But I've been lying to you for the past four or five weeks.
Trust is the most important thing in terms of friendships for me.
Do you have any idea what I could be talking about?
I have no clue.
Let me.
Did you crash my car?
Let me jog your memory okay do you remember before i went away overseas you went to europe i went to europe i don't know if you've heard went to europe
uh i saw something about yeah yeah i've kept it quiet uh went to europe and my partner was away
she was already traveling and you were doing me a massive favour
and you were just helping me out.
You were walking the dogs or you were hanging out at my house,
just doing all the things.
It was something that happened.
Oh, no.
That involved the dogs.
Where you ended up with a pooey hand.
Yes.
Ring some bells.
And let's just hear from, I just want to hear from you also,
what exactly happened with that?
Okay, so I was walking the dogs and I've got a rule with dogs.
Every time I take a dog for a walk, I'm like, I don't do poo.
You're not allowed to poo on this walk.
Marilyn Whitney, love them.
They're pretty much family to me at this point.
So I'm like, it's fine.
If you do a poo, I will pick it up.
So the dog had done this poo and I reached into the little thing to get the bag out,
got the bag out, put it over my hand, picked up the poo, took my hand out of it.
Meanwhile, there's this really attractive boy walking down the road.
And I was kind of like peeking at him, also trying to pick up this poo.
Like it was this whole ordeal tied it in a knot and then
i looked at my hand and i was like oh there's poo on my hand there was holes in the bag there's a
hole in the bag you say i'm here to tell you there was no hole in the back what the reason
you had poo on your hand was because of me. It was your poo?
It wasn't my poo.
I just wanted to come clean.
Okay.
The day before, I'd taken the girls for a walk,
and they'd done a poo, and I'd realised it was my last bag,
and I was nervous that one of them was going to do another poo,
so I've picked up a poo, and then I've turned that bag. Diana!
I've turned that bag. Diana! I've turned that bag inside out and I've put it back in the dog poo bag
and I forgot about it.
I heard you tell this story just before I went away and I thought,
I'm not going to get into this right now.
I'll come clean at some point and this point right now is that
point.
I literally emailed the company
who made the bags and complained that
they had faulty bags.
No!
Do you still love me?
You don't think about that?
He got pooed on.
Yeah, Brianna.
It's okay.
I don't do poo normally, but I will do poo for you.
Okay.
I still love you.
I appreciate it.
There you go.
I've got no more secrets, okay?
Are you sure?
I do need to talk to you about your car as well.
We're asking for your gross stories this afternoon.
The grossest things you've seen someone doing on an aeroplane.
The McCores.
Richie and Gemma McCore have been flying over to France with their daughters
and on their flight someone took their shoe off,
took their sock off, then puts their bare foot on their armrest.
Just respect other people's personal space.
Like that's not your armrest to put your foot on. That's their armrests. Just respect other people's personal space. Like that's not your armrest
to put your foot on. That's their armrest.
This isn't gross but I did have someone
a stranger fall asleep on my
shoulder on a flight one. Did they drool
on you? No there was no drool
but they were very embarrassed when they woke up.
It was more funny than gross but there are some
disgusting things.
Is it not the same as the person that
fell asleep and then they woke up?
Did you see that one?
No.
Oh, my God.
This one's so disgusting.
Someone said, on a 13-hour flight, I woke up to my seat neighbours.
I was in the window seat, bare feet on my lap.
To top it off, they had been eating peanuts and had dropped the empty shells all over me and the floor.
Let's just say I was well mad.
Oof.
So were the feet on this person's lap?
What is going on?
What a thing to wake up to.
Let's talk to Selma Jean.
What did you see, my friend, that was gross on a plane?
Okay, so I saw
a fully grown man,
not just the standard kid,
but a fully grown man
picking his nose and
eating it.
Actual heaven
and actual munch, eh?
Like, he picked it
and then he'd look at it and I was like,
nah bro, you're not going to.
Like, because I was full, like, watching him.
I was on a domestic flight from Canberra to Sydney and I was going, surely not, bro.
Like, right here, you can see me, I'm here.
And then he, so yeah, he picked it, rolled it, had a little gaze at it and then put it in his mouth.
And I was like, no.
Were you sitting next to him, Selma Jean?
So, yeah, so he, I, he, yeah, no, Were you sitting next to him, Selma Jean? So, yeah.
So, he, I, he, yeah, no, there was an aisle in between us,
but we were both in the aisle seat.
So, you know what I mean?
Like, we were, yeah.
No, I get what you're saying.
So, you're kind of sitting next to him, but thank God you weren't directly next to him.
Yeah, but, like, if it was me, like, I'm not going to do that.
But if it was me, you'd kind of do it like if you were on the seat by the window
and you'd kind of turn in and have a little sneaky feed.
But, like, I wouldn't do it right there.
Like, you know what I mean?
I never have understood.
No shame.
I've never understood the eating.
Yeah, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I mean, I will admit, I mean, we've all picked our nose before,
but the eating of it, I don't know about it I mean, I will admit, I mean, we've all picked our nose before, but the eating of it, I don't know about it.
Nah, absolutely not.
Thanks so much, Jean.
Someone's texted in and said,
my son was on an international flight where a mum had her child's head
in her lap and she was picking his earwax and eating it.
The mum?
The mum was picking the child's earwax and eating it.
That's off.
That is so off.
What about this one?
Did you see this one?
I had an elderly man in the seat next to me.
Oh, this is so bad.
Clearing his throat and coughing up his phlegm into a jar.
And then there's another text right near it that says,
I had someone next to me spitting into a clear Ziploc bag the entire flight.
Bitter out the nun.
Bitter out the nun.
That is not okay in my books.
If you're vomiting, then you get the sick bag,
but you're not coughing up the phlegm.
Amy, what did you see that was real gross on a flight?
So I was flying to the UK, and there was this woman,
probably in her late 40s, early 50s.
She had not only taken her shoes and socks off, but she'd managed,
I was actually kind of impressed that she could still do this,
but she got her toenails to her mouth and was chewing on her toenails.
So I was a little bit impressed that she could still do that,
but then horrified because she then started spitting them into the aisle
and I was across the aisle from her.
And, yeah, I got over that very quickly,
but thankfully there was this amazing flight attendant
and she just walked past and she was like, um, absolutely was this amazing flight attendant. She just walked past.
She was like, absolutely not.
This is not the place to do this.
We are not a nail salon.
I would lose my shit if someone started pulling their foot up to their mouth
on a flight next to me.
Amy, I don't know how you kept your cool.
I would have just been like, absolutely not.
I'm glad the flight attendant stepped in. I think I was in shock. Yeah, I bet you were your cool. I would have just been like, absolutely not. I'm glad the flight attendant stepped in.
I think I was in shock.
Yeah, I'd be in shock.
True.
Like, what the hell is going on?
You would have just been like, this is not happening right now.
But also, I agree with you, Amy.
That's quite impressive.
Yeah.
Like, that flexibility.
She obviously does yoga.
Yeah.
But, yeah, horrified.
Horrifying.
Thanks for your call, Amy.
Disgusting.
Like us as people, like human beings, like we are just gross.
We are disgusting.
Like all of us.
Yeah.
Although there's disgusting and then there's do it in the comfort of your own home disgusting.
Yeah.
Don't do it on a flight.
Be disgusting behind closed doors.
Keep it secret.
Like the rest of us.
Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Keep it secret. Like the rest of us.
It's time for a birthday banger.
Maddie McLean filling in.
Clint's still under the weather,
but we're still going to do three birthday bangers.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
This is where we figure out the number one song on your 16th birthday, have a little reminisce,
and then we'll play our favourite one out of the three.
It is always such a good walk down memory lane.
I feel like music, for me,
takes me back to a memory or a place.
And when you're 16,
there's so many memories attached to,
especially music.
There's so many new things happening when you're 16,
some that we can't talk about on the radio. Let's kick it off with Jade first.
G'day, Jade. Hello. How are we? Good, mate. How are you
going? I'm good, thank you. Good week so far?
Brilliant start to the week. Why so good, Jade? I'm intrigued.
You know what? I just love my job.
Jade, are you being
held against your will?
Is your boss listening right now? No, definitely
not. Did you get a pay rise, did you, Jade?
Definitely not.
Oh, you're trying for a pay rise. I see
you, girl. I see you. Hey,
what's your birthday, Jade?
4th of May, 2001. Alright,
well, you were 16 in
2017, and may the 4th be with you, Jade, because this is your birthday banger. of May 2001. All right. Well, you were 16 in 2017.
And may the 4th be with you, Jade, because this is your birthday banger.
Sit down.
I feel like Jade is already humble.
She's very humble.
Very humble and sweet.
Is Kendrick a bit of you?
Yeah, that was a pretty good song. That was an absolute tune from Kendrick Lamar.
Humble.
It's a good one, Jade.
Stick around.
You might win.
Let's go to Sarah.
Hello, Sarah.
Hey, guys.
How are you going?
Good.
How are you doing?
Yeah, good.
Thank you.
You say hello.
You're from London, Sarah.
I am from Essex.
Essex.
Another lovely place.
How long have you been in New Zealand for, Sarah?
It'll be five years after Christmas.
So about the same for you and I.
I know.
When I was listening to you reaching the five-year mark,
I was like, the same.
Oh, cute.
Sarah, well, thanks for calling in.
I'm excited to see what your birthday banger is.
What's your birthday?
It's the 15th of April, 86.
All right.
That means you were 16, Sarah, in 2002.
And you would have been at some place in Essex,
probably at a pub underage, listening to this.
Oh, yes.
That's good.
That's a good one, hey?
Oh, it's the calling wherever you will go.
Sarah, it's an absolute belter, like you said.
Yeah, love that one.
Brilliant.
It's very good.
It's in Love Actually, I think.
Is it?
Is it?
I think it is, actually.
Yeah, it is.
I heard that song and I just immediately could see the scene.
Just where they're running, like something.
And that slow motion, isn't it, with the guy like...
Speaking of love, actually, Sarah, can you say one line for me?
I look quite pretty.
I look quite pretty.
Oh, it's Keira Knightley.
There she is on the phone.
I wish, I wish.
Stick around, Sarah.
Your song's in with a good chance,
but we need to figure out Nicola's verse.
Hi, Nicola.
Hi.
Whereabouts in the country are you calling from, my friend?
The Horofanua.
Oh.
Whereabouts is that?
Like an hour north of Wellington.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Lovely part of the country.
Not really.
Oh, no.
It's beautiful, Nicola.
It's not bad.
I've been there once or twice before.
I like it.
Hey, Nicola, what's your birthday?
The 28th of the 12th, 1986.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2002 as well.
But your birthday banger was this. It's last catch-up, the catch-up song, Nicola.
What do you think?
I could take it or leave it.
It's good for a listen.
It's good for a listen every ten years.
Nicola, stick around.
We might vote for it, but we do need to deliberate, Maddie.
What are your thoughts?
What are your feelings?
That does put me in a good mood, the Ketchup song,
but I'm going with The Calling today.
Good, because that's exactly what I was going to say.
Sarah, you've won Bloody Birthday Banger.
You have?
That's amazing.
I love it.
We're going to be singing it to her in the car now.
Do it.
Scream it loud. Turn it up. We're going to be singing it like singing it to her in the car now. Do it.
Scream it loud.
Turn it up.
This one's for you, Sarah, your birthday banger today from The Calling.
Here it is on ZM. Been wondering who will be there to take my place.
Bree and Clint.
It isn't ZM.
It's Soft Rock FM.
Yeah, welcome back to Soft Rock FM, that one from the calling,
wherever you will go.
What an absolute banger, Matty.
It was fantastic, Rhi.
What was that?
It was fantastic.
You turned into the Monopoly guy.
Do not pass, go.
Do not collect $200.
Someone texted through because we're talking about where that song
reminded you from and you were saying the movie Love Actually.
Love Actually, definitely.
And someone was saying that song is in Love Actually.
It's the scene where Colin goes to bed with all the hot American girls.
It is too.
I knew it.
Very fitting for that scene.
Hey, I want to talk about this story I read about
because it just gave me trauma recall about a time this has happened to me.
But a guy has talked about where him and his wife right they've gone on their
honeymoon they've had a fantastic time and when they got home all of these family members were
being like can we see photos from the honeymoon like you didn't post any that's totally understandable
because you're having a good time and you've got other things to do uh But can we see some photos from the trip? And this guy was like, yeah, of course.
I'll make a Google Drive and I'll upload a bunch of photos
and then people can just go and have a look if they want to
because we don't want to put them all on social media.
Yeah, and we don't want to force them down your throat.
Exactly, but you can go have a look if you want to.
Anyway, so he has just uploaded a bunch of photos
and if you've ever uploaded photos to Google Drive,
you just kind of select.
Select.
Yeah, and you just kind of scroll.
Yeah, and then they just kind of, you know,
away up onto the drive.
It wasn't until 36 hours later because, you know,
he's gone out on a camping trip and 36 hours later,
once he's come back into reception.
Oh, no.
Someone's messaged him and said, hey,
did you check all the photos that you selected to upload to that Google Drive?
You would actually just die because you'd know that in there, right?
Well, you think about it.
It's a honeymoon.
Yeah.
So that'd obviously be peppered all throughout, you know,
your fun hiking and beach and dinner photos.
Then you've got your, you know.
Your smoochy, smoochy time.
Your smoochy time, your sexy photos.
So he's panicked.
He's gone back into the Google Drive.
He's like, oh, my God. There was one photo. One photo
of his miso
naked
in the spa bath at their hotel room.
Hey, they wanted to see the holiday. They saw a lot more than they thought they would.
It was from behind, so she's kind of standing up
and she's looking over her shoulder.
So, you know, it could have been way worse, let's be real.
They saw her southern hemisphere.
They did.
They were like, can Queen look sunny this time of year?
Yeah, anyway, not ideal because it's all their family members.
Her family, his family, aunts, uncles.
Gran.
Gran's definitely going through the album.
She probably favourited that one.
Double tap, liked that one.
Oh, that's my worst nightmare.
That is my worst, worst nightmare.
Have you ever done that?
Like accidentally sent a photo to someone where it was not for them?
Not a bad photo.
Yeah.
But I have been known to send a couple of sexy photos here and there.
What?
But you always, always triple check who you're sending it to before you press send.
It's so easy these days to also, if you have them laying around in your camera roll to
accidentally, you could upload them to Instagram or do you put them anywhere or do you like
delete them afterwards?
What do you do?
Hidden.
You can hide photos on your phone.
See, that's smart.
Hidden album.
You got to put them in a hidden album.
Not that
I have one.
I'm never taking ever, yeah, no,
definitely not. I'm never taking a sexy photo
ever again. The one
time that I,
and it wasn't even, let's be real,
the last thing that I am is sexy.
I know that about myself. But it was
years and years ago
and I was like, you know what?
I'm going to take a sexy photo in my sports bra.
You know, nothing too crazy.
Took a couple of photos.
I'm not joking.
The next day, Clint Roberts, my co-host on this show,
decides he needs to look at something on my phone.
Boom, sees the sexy photos of me and I died.
I died, went to heaven and then I resurrected three days later
and came back to earth because I've never been so embarrassed
in my whole life.
Did you know immediately?
Yes, because the look on his face, he goes, what's this?
And then we both just went bright red.
It was so bad.
And then we talked about it on this show for a number of weeks
and then he got an artist to draw what he remembered.
From memory.
Yes.
It was mortifying.
Absolutely mortifying.
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we would love to hear from you.
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When did you accidentally send a photo to someone
and it wasn't meant for them?
And who did you send it to?
You can also text us on 9696.
I can just imagine.
You poor people.
Bree and Clint.
A guy on holiday went on his honeymoon
and his family said
we'd love to see the photos from the honeymoon.
He said great, I'll just put them all up on the cloud
and you can see them at your leisure.
Come and go as you please.
And there was a photo
of his naked wife on there.
Someone texted
through and they said I once sent a
very not, what does it mean again?
Not suitable for work.
I don't know what that acronym means.
I once sent a very not suitable for work video on Snapchat to my best friend and not my boyfriend.
I tried everything to recall the message, including deleting Snapchat and messaging him, do not open.
Apparently he was lying in bed with his partner
and they both saw it.
It's bad.
Someone else said took a
topless picture to send to the girls chat
on Snapchat showing my crazy
sunburn. I feel like we might
have her on the phone.
Sam, was that you that sent a
topless pic to the girls?
It sure was. Oh, what happened?
So I had actually been on a school trip at the pools for the day
and I'd got super sunburned and I'd all blushed it across my chest.
So I sent, took a photo to send to the girls so they could all have a laugh
and I accidentally posted it on my Snapchat story.
No.
This is something that happens
so often. Yeah, it's the
meant to be a private message went on the
main. Are we talking full nip
areola everything, Sam?
Everything and I didn't know for ages
until somebody
had messaged me like a whole bunch of
drooling emojis and I was like, what's that
about?
16 of my friends had seen it and no one said anything,
including my boss's son.
I was so awkward at work the next day.
Sam, oh, you poor bugger.
Don't get the boss involved.
The boss's son?
Did anyone at, oh, I can't believe none of your friends thought to message you and be like,
hey Sam, you've got your nips out on Snapchat.
You might want to... I abused everyone.
I was like, what kind of friends are you?
That's so dog of them,
Sam, you poor thing.
Thanks for calling in,
Sam. Someone's texted and said,
I sent a seductive headshot, blankets pulled up
to just cover the nips,
meant for my boyfriend, actually went to his nan.
Hey, well, sometimes nans need a bit of excitement, you know.
She would have been like, oh, let me just get my glasses.
Whoa!
Let's talk to Alyssa.
Hi, Alyssa.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
Has this happened to you before where you've accidentally
sent a photo to the wrong person?
Yes, I absolutely did.
I didn't directly send it to anyone, but I was away from my partner having a week staying with my family.
Okay.
And my partner thought that it might be nice for me to send him a little, you know, picture.
Keep it saucy, keep it spicy.
Yeah, I thought that was fine.
Generally, when I'm staying with my family,
we might have a wine or two in the evening.
But I thought, okay, cool.
So I sent him a picture.
Well, I thought that I sent him a picture on Facebook Messenger,
but it turned out that I had posted it to my actual Facebook story.
And I didn't notice at all.
I had no idea.
And somehow my partner picked up that I had done it.
So he called me and was like, well, if you don't,
you might want to delete that.
It was a few years ago, so I don't think it showed who had seen it. Oh, no.
Do you reckon anyone saw it?
Like, how long was it up for, Alyssa?
It was probably like 10, 15 minutes.
I'm sure.
No, someone saw it.
To this day, nobody has ever said that they saw it,
but somebody got a surprise, I reckon.
Someone did.
Someone got a good look.
You know what they say, Alyssa, don't drink in Facebook.
That's what they say.
Yeah, yeah, that's definitely a good mantra.
It's a good rule to live by.
Thanks, Alyssa.
Thanks for your call, Alyssa.
Someone texted and said,
I was the receiver of some photos by a friend.
We were doing a slideshow for my friend's 30th.
She sent some photos to me.
To add to the slideshow. To add to the slideshow.
To add to the slideshow.
Accidentally included a personal photo of her and her husband
during indoor gardening.
And they were using all kinds of accessories.
They had all kinds of gardening tools out, didn't they?
Can you imagine?
She calls her up.
She goes, hey, just checking.
Did you want me to include this photo in the slideshow?
She goes, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just thought we'd spice it up a bit.
Happy 30th indeed.
Happy 30th to me.
Hey, it's been so nice having you in.
It's been so fun.
I've got to race off now, though.
I've got to go and see tonight's CTI episode.
Oh, yeah, it's about to hit the screens at 7.30 on TV2.
Tonight is big.
I've heard.
Because you've actually, you've seen it because you got it early,
and it's big.
It's huge.
I feel like tonight's a turning point in the game where some real big strategy moves happen for the first time.
And I'm so excited.
And I'm going to go and watch it all over again
because I just love it that much.
Tonight's episode contains one of my all-time favourite CTI moments ever.
Really?
Ever.
Oh, my God.
That's huge. Well, it only gets better from here, Matty. I know. Oh, my God. That's huge.
Well, it only gets better from here, Matty.
I know.
I bet it does.
It only gets better from here.
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