ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th September 2024

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

It's our (late) 6 Year Anniversary!  Are you eating in bed?  NZ's not cool anymore apparently.  The hardest things about being hot.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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From the ZM Studios In Auckland, New Zealand It's Bree Coming to you live from the ZM Studios. In Auckland, New Zealand, it's Free and Clean. Shouldn't really say Auckland in there, shouldn't it? Aren't we told to, because we're a network radio show, we're meant to make it sound like we could be broadcasting from anywhere. Mate, what are you talking about? I'm in Invercargill. Exactly.

I'm in, insert town where you're listening to this. Dunedin. Yeah. Just been down at the Octagon. Oh, sorry. I'm actually in Greymouth. Are you? Yeah.

How is Greymouth right about now? Oh, it's pretty gloomy. Classic Greymouth. Classic Greymouth. That's why they call it grey mouth. Whereabouts are you? I'm in Dunedin at the Octogon. Oh, I'm in Kaitaia.

Damn, you get around. It's fire down here. It's my favourite hot sauce, Kaitaia fire. I can't get enough of this stuff. Yeah, well. I put it on everything. As a Kaitaia local, I imagine it is your favourite. Oh, mate, I live and breathe it. Kaitaia's strong. Kia k As a Kaitaia local, I imagine it is your favourite. Oh, mate, I live and breathe it.

Kaitaia's strong. Kia kaha. Kaitaia. Brian Clint, your friendly local radio show this afternoon. Fun show coming up for you guys today. Let's rip into tradie versus lady first. The ladies pushed it back a fraction, so the gap has widened again to four points for the ladies.

We're getting closer and closer to the end of the year, though, so you never know who's going to take this out. I love that it goes down to the wire. Me too. Tradie vs. Lady. Makes it interesting, keeps it fresh, so let's do it right now. 0800 dials it in. We need two people to play.

Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. The tradies and the ladies have been duking it out all year. We've been keeping score. The tradies on 79 wins. The ladies on 83.

I went for the ladies yesterday. We're going to Auckland to meet our lady today. She's 25. She's got nine siblings. That means she's one of ten. Welcome to the show, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hello.

What's the hardest thing about having nine siblings? I would say sharing absolutely everything. Yeah. Is that a mixed, blended family or not? Ten kids all from the same two people? No, that's all from the same two people. Wow. That's a lot of kids.

And what religion is your family? We're atheist, actually. That is even more interesting. God, that's true love. That's true love. Your parents love each other. You're taking on our training today from Hamilton, the 38, and they are a train driver.

Welcome to the show, Scott. Hi, Scott. Good afternoon, how are we? Good, thank you. We'd love to hear your best train impression, Scott. Hi, Scott. Good afternoon, how are we? Good, thank you. We'd love to hear your best train impression, please. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good.

Pretty good. We believe you now. We weren't sure if you were a real train driver, but now we believe you. Story checks out. Yeah, yeah. Anything that would have made it better would have been a chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-choo-choo.

Not even new ones do that these days. See? He wouldn't know that unless he was a train driver. Scotty, your buzz is tradie. Jenna, your buzz is lady. The first one of you to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. A rullion is a shade of what colour? Tradie. Yes, Scott? Purple. Ooh, good guess. I mean, it's a great guess. colour? Shade. Yes, Scott? Purple. Ooh, good guess. I mean, it's a great guess. Jenna, you want to have a crack?

Blue? Blue. I think that might have been cerulean is a shade of blue, but aureolean is a shade of yellow. Yeah, right. Is it a crystal? I don't think so. Right.

I don't think so. Okay. I don't think so. Okay, no points there. Question number two. What character have both Glenn Close and Emma Stone both played in a Disney film? Yes, Scott. Cruella de Vil. Nice, Scotty. Well done.

You're on the board with one. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Scotty. You're on the board with one. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady. In it. Scott just got in there over you, Jenna. Kesha. Kesha.

It is Kesha. Well done. Jenna, you need this one to stay in it. Question number four. What is an epilator machine used for? Lady. Yes, Jenna. Pulling hairs out. Nice work. Well done. You've kept yourself in it.

Here comes question number five. Which sport is associated with the acronym FIFA? Lady. I'm going to say Jenna just got in. Football. Well done. Football is correct. We're all tied up. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number six. Where would you find the world-famous Leaning Tower? Trady. Lady.

Scott for the win. Issa. Issa Lee. Issa and Lee is correct. And you don't see a better game of Trady versus Lady than that one right there. Well done, both of you. Scott, you get the win, mate. Fifty bucks coming your way. Lovely.

Well done. Tradie's edge closer. Whereas Scotty likes to say, There he is. Bree and Clint. Look, not to get sentimental, guys, but everyone come in. Bree and Clint show, come on in.

Producers, Clint, everyone's here. Oh, my God, are you leaving? We have been doing this show for six years. Oh, my gosh. We've been doing this show for six years. Yeah. And it's been the best six years ever, right? I'm not leaving.

Get over it. I've listened to a number of radio breaks before where the person is announcing that they're leaving and that is exactly how every single one of them begins. Do you think I would do that to you guys where I wouldn't tell you beforehand? Yeah, for the content. Of course I wouldn't.

We don't know why you're leaving. Maybe you hate us and you do want to tell us on the radio. I'd tell you guys beforehand. No, I'm not leaving. So there might be some disappointed people to learn that. But move on. I'm staying. But yeah, six years we've been doing this show

and what a ride it's been. And look, every year for the past... We're both leaving. Jesus. We're not, we're the past... We're both leaving. No, I'm sorry. Jesus. What? We're not, we're not, we're not. Yours, sorry.

Every year for the past, I want to say three years, I have gotten the show something for the anniversary. Look, I'm not angry that you guys never get me anything. I'm not, I'm not even, you know, I'm not resentful about it. But I did miss. We literally got you citizenship, but okay. You're welcome. I did miss this year's anniversary, which is in July. We both did.

We both missed it. But I didn't miss it by mistake. I missed it on purpose because I've been planning something and building towards something for months. But the stars didn't align where it could obviously be in July. But essentially, normally I do a little song, I write some lyrics, and I've done a bunch of different things. But this year might be the best year ever.

Oh, that's a big call. And I will say I think it makes up for it being a few months late. Wow. Last year you had Navy, and that was pretty good. It was very good. Navy's run was pretty good. That was really good.

I also liked the guy off Fiverr that you paid to just sing it for us. I thought he was very good too. He was very good as well. This year, I have got in touch with a global superstar, a country musician. Keith Urban?

Taylor Swift. From New Zealand. You might know her as Kaylee Bell. Boots and All. Stop it. We have a little bit of Boots and All, the song. Can you find a little bit of Boots and All? I messaged her months and months ago and she's so busy travelling the globe and she's touring and she's doing that

and doing this and doing that. Eventually, the stars did align but we've got a bit of the Boots and All song. It's a very catchy song. She's awesome. She's amazing. What I've done, I've sat down and I've rewritten,

I've rewritten the lyrics to this song, Boots and All, and it's got a little bit of flavour in there. It's got a bit of Clint in there. It's got a bit of Claudia in there. It's got a bit of Ella in there. So without further ado, here is the anniversary song for six years on air with bre and clint kaylee bell boots and all two idiots on the airwaves six years what a hell of a ride you better strap in cause there's a lot of things we don't get right brown eye producer ella and cl Clint lost the vibe with a pole Ouch! Brie beat the world record for stickin' matchsticks up her nose

They're two unhinged millennials, Brie and Clint Clint hadn't seen any movies, that's something we had to make right We got naked for a good cause, Brie co-hosted with Mama Di Paul lost a hundred meters, I think she took the wrong route We ate a raw potato when it was worse on the way out Two unhinged millennials, that's Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Bree and Clint

Bree and Clint Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. It's been six crazy years of fucking Bree and Clint. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That is so good. Let's go, baby. We've finally got theme music.

I know. The show has finally got theme music. That's fun. God, she's amazing, isn't she? That was great. I handed her these lyrics that really just didn't fit and she just made it fit and she made it sound amazing. So what we had in

there was me putting match sticks up my nose, Claudia losing the 100 metres, Clint running into a pole, the movie marathon, me brown eyeing Ella, and, of course, us eating a raw potato. It was all in there.

What a year it's been. That's us. That's us in a nutshell. Two unhinged millennials and our lovable sidekicks. Did you do any BVs on that? I feel like I heard some. Oh. I think I heard a little bit where I was like, that was Brie, yeah.

They were rattling. Oh, that was fun. Thanks, Brie. Happy anniversary, everyone. Happy anniversary. That was very kind of Kaylee Bell to do that for us. I know. She did not need to lower herself to that level.

She really did. She's such a big star, but that's the thing, you know, that's why we love her so much is she's just up for anything. She's very well produced, too. It's so good. Yeah, big thanks to Sam Sam Who's so good at producing Very good Well the bar keeps going up

You're going to have to get Keith Urban next year What am I going to do next year? Yeah When you said Kiwi country superstar I was still holding out Hope that it could be

Keith Urban Damn Yeah Well Kayleigh Bell Is besties with Keith Urban Yeah Maybe it'll be both of them Oh it's a duet.

Anything is possible. Anything's possible. Bree and Clint, happy six years. Bree and Clint. Nigella Lawson is in the news again at the moment. We love Nigella on this show. The celebrity chef. She's, yeah, celebrity chef.

She's an icon. She's the one that coined the term micro-wave, which was genius. I've warmed the term micro-wave, which was genius. I've warmed in the micro-wave. She also invented double-buttered toast. Double-buttered toast, yep. Which is unfair to Nigella because she's fantastic, but we only remember micro-wave and double-buttered toast.

Yeah, but it's genius marketing. Is it? Yeah. Because you get known for something. Yeah. Yeah, right. And then people are like, oh, Nigella, she's the one with the micro-wave. Like how Gordon Ramsay's known for the idiot sandwich.

Yeah, or just yelling at people in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. She's done an interview with the Times, and she has revealed her dirty bedroom habit. Nigella. Stop it. Stop it, Nigella.

Okay. Her dirty bedroom habit, she has admitted, eating in bed. Oh. She said she's very pro eating in bed. She said she will eat absolutely anything in bed except something that needs a knife and fork. Right.

That's where she draws the line. She said it either has to be fingers or a spoon. Oh, she'll spoon in bed. Yeah. Knife and fork, no. And you know what? Spoon lends itself to cereal. I have to completely agree with her.

I think she's spot on the money. Will you eat food that doesn't require a spoon, aka finger food? Yes. Yeah. But you get greasy fingers. You get sticky fingers. Well, give me an example.

What food? And I'll tell you. Fish fingers. Yeah. Absolutely. That's fair game. Tacos. Or tacos can be messy.

Fish sliders. Beef cheek. That's not really finger food, is it? What you told me, you told me your favourite food to eat in bed. I don't eat in bed. You don't eat in bed? No. Not even?

Only on special occasions. Not even a ham sandwich? Nah. No? Nah. Too many crumbs. No, yeah. I mean, sandwich can be hard to handle. If I'm going to eat in bed, I'll put a towel down. That's a great idea.

It is a great idea. When I'm eating certain things, towel down. Yeah. It is a great idea. When I'm eating certain things, towel down. Yeah. And then you're safe. It's more hygienic. It is. It is.

And then you can, you know, whip the towel off. Yeah. And it's a nice fresh bed. Off to sleep. Exactly. Yeah. I expected better from, well, us, but Nigella, to be honest. Like I thought she was a classy lady.

No, I think she is classy. I think she's clocked it. I think that is exactly on the money. Anything that needs a knife and fork, no go. If it's a spoon, yes, absolutely. And finger foods, in like Flynn. I don't really watch, well, I don't watch TV in bed. So there's very little reason to eat in bed.

It would be like you were going to the bed specifically for a meal. Yeah. Because we don't have a TV in bed. So there's very little reason to eat in bed. It would be like you were going to the bed specifically for a meal. Yeah. Because we don't have a TV in the bedroom. What about breakfast in bed? Yeah. See, weirdly I don't count breakfast in bed as eating in bed. Isn't that strange? That is strange. I know. A cup of tea and toast I don't think is eating in bed.

So if it's in the morning you don't classify. Yeah, it's like I write it off. So the morning times don't count. So anything goes in the morning. And I know you'll eat breakfast in bed. So if it's in the morning, you don't classify. Yeah, yeah, it's like I write it off. So the morning times don't count. So anything goes in the morning. And I know you'll eat breakfast in bed and I know you'll eat dinner and after dinner snacks in bed. I'll eat anything.

Do you know who is weird that we can both agree? Yeah. People who eat lunch in bed. Yeah, who's eating lunch in bed? Who eats lunch in bed? Yeah, people who... Who eats luncheon in bed.

I'd eat luncheon in bed. Would you? But not at lunchtime. Not at lunchtime. Not at lunchtime. But a sneaky bit of luncheon at din. Would you? But not at lunchtime. Not at lunchtime. Not at lunchtime. But a sneaky bit of luncheon at dinnertime. Why not? Breakfast chub. Yeah. I'd have a breakfast chub at night.

Why not? Bit of breakfast, bit of chub roll. Delicious. In bed. Yeah. Absolutely. Producers, eating in bed, yes or no? Do you agree with Nigella? Everything with a knife and fork is a no-go,

but anything else is fair game. I'm shocked right now. Yep, eat in bed. That's great. You'll eat in bed? Claudia's had to leave the room. We don't need to talk about it. We don't need to talk about it on radio, though.

It's because she's so triggered by this, because I know, Claudia, she wouldn't eat in bed. I reckon she would. Claudia, would you eat in bed? I reckon she's... Why do you want to know about this? Why wouldn't we? It's the topic. Today, would you eat in bed? I reckon she's... Why do you want to know about this? Why wouldn't we? It's the topic.

Today's topic, eating in bed. Eating in bed, anything with a knife and fork, no go. But is everything else fair game? I don't eat in bed, but I do like to eat in bed. I don't know what she's talking about. Neither. We want to just poll the people really fast. No, I want to...

No. Is that not what we're doing? No, I don't want to poll the people really fast. No, I want to... No. Is that not what we're doing? No, I don't want to poll the people. What I want to do is I want you to call up and tell us what is the outrageous thing that you like to consume in bed. Oh. Like if you're eating a butter chicken... No one's eating a butter chicken.

Or people are eating butter chicken in bed. You're not eating a butter chicken in bed. There's people out there who are risk takers. What were you, raised by wolves? There's people eating keb chicken in bed. There's people out there who are risk takers. What were you, raised by wolves? There's people eating kebabs in bed. You reckon a rogue Josh is eating a butter chicken in bed? Hey, there's rogan Joshes being consumed under the sheets. All right, fill us up with your suggestions of the most outrageous thing you've eaten in bed.

Shock us this afternoon. Tell us. What is the thing? Are you've eaten in bed. Shock us this afternoon. Tell us. What is the thing? Are you a risk taker? Do you eat all kinds of things in bed? What's the most outrageous thing you've consumed in bed? Celebrity chef. And I thought up until now, classy lady Nigella Lawson has admitted

she'll eat anything in bed. Except things that require a knife and fork. Yeah, that's where she draws the line. I'd love to know if it's knife and fork. Like if she can bowl it with one hand and fork it with the other hand, is that

permissible? Like if she can just fork it in bed, is that okay? Because I feel like, you know, spaghetti, quite risky. Yeah. Yeah, because of the splatter. The splatter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what? I mean, splatter in bed isn't what you want all the time. No, not generally, no. You know? No, depends. Well, if you've got a patterned sheet, it can be okay. Someone texted and they said, I had Rogan Josh in bed the other day. I've just texted them back and I said, how was he?

Where'd you meet him? The other texts that have come through, a lot of really risky things. Someone said, shishimi with soy sauce and chopsticks. Did they say shishimi, did they? Shishimi. Shishimi. Soy sauce and chopsticks. That is impressive. If I saw someone they say sashimi, did they? Sashimi. Sashimi. Soy sauce and chopsticks.

That is impressive. If I saw someone consuming sashimi with chopsticks and soy sauce, I'd be like, that's the type of person I want to date. A raw fish dish in bed. Wild. Kelly's with us on 0800000M. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly.

Hi. You're not calling us from bed, are you, Kelly? Unfortunately not. That's a shame. Sorry, we're not calling us from bed, are you, Kelly? Unfortunately not. Sorry, just finishing work. What's the wildest thing you've eaten while in bed? Well, I was on holiday with my partner and we decided

to just order some Lone Star and then we ended up getting some ribs and ate the ribs. You didn't, Kelly. Lone Star ribs in bed. If you Uber, Kelly. Lone star ribs in bed. If you Uber Eats or DoorDash a lone star ribs meal, do they bring you the hand dipping bowl as well to clean your fingers? No.

Nah, you were licking your fingers in bed, weren't you, Kelly? Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. God, that sounds like a good time. Just wipe your fingers on his pillow. Okay, thanks, Kelly. That is wild. That's exactly sounds like a good time. Just wipe your fingers on his pillow. Okay, thanks, Kelly. That is wild. That's exactly what we're looking for.

Someone texted her and said, I eat anything and everything in bed. Any chance that I get, curries, nachos, steak, et cetera. Wow. That person thrives off it. Someone else texted and said, I boil up in bed, goes hard. I love that text.

That is expert level. Quintessentially Kiwi. Jasmine's here. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Hi. What are you consuming in bed, Jazz? Well, I just want to agree with Kelly.

Rubs in bed is awesome, but I'm a lunchtime eater in bed. No way. Yeah, yeah. Because my kids are at school and I'm like, I'll have a nap before I pick them up. And so I get snuggled down and... Chas, I didn't even think about the daytime nappers. What are you having at lunchtime in bed?

An egg salad sandwich? What is it? No, anything like melted and cheesy, like wraps with cheese, like heaps of cheese and then you like toast it up. Nice. Yeah. But you've got to get out of bed to make it. So you get in for your nap and then you get out of bed. Oh no, no, like I have it

before the nap. Oh, you... I get nap ready. Yeah, I get nap ready. You eat then nap. Oh, like a siesta I guess. Yeah, yeah. And then she puts her plate on her bedside table and just goes straight down. Yeah, strategically without having to move very far I'm like in the position of like... Yeah, yeah. And then she puts her plate on her bedside table and just goes straight down. Yeah, strategically without having to move very far. I'm like in the position of like plate down nap.

She knows what she's talking about. You know what you've done? Because Bree and I were besmirching the good name of lunch eaters, bed lunch eaters before. But you've come through and you've normalized it. Yeah, yeah. It's awesome. You've shone light on the topic.

You've normalized eating lunch in bed. So good on you. All right. Have a beautiful day, guys. Thank you, Jazz. Your community thanks you. Jazz could eat that cheese for lunch. Alex is here. Hi, Alex.

G'day, guys. How are we? We're good. Thank you, Alex. Take us to bed, Alex. What are we munching? Well, you've mentioned before, you know, a bite of chicken can be a bit strange, but I can actually one-up you.

Imagine you're snuggled up, you know, maybe it's a Friday night, you've had a big week, and you munch into a butter chicken on toast in bed. Oh, talk dirty to me, Alex. Oh, he's clocked it. Butter chicken on toast. He's clocked it. There are Indian people turning in their graves.

That sounds bloody brilliant. They were already iffy about butter chicken. It's the white man's dish and now you're putting it on toast. Alex, do you maybe get the piece of toast? The toast is still a little bit soft. You put the butter chicken on it and then did you fold it over? And you eat it like a...

Nah, just straight just cut it up into little triangles. Away you go. Easy as that. Like butter chicken toast soldiers. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, like. Easy as that. Like butter chicken toast soldiers. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Like dippy egg, but it's butter chicken. Okay, thanks, Alex.

We appreciate it. People are passionate about this. They really are. Someone said, I eat everything. Ramen, dumplings, chicken suvos. It's a suvlaki. Maccas, hell pizza. All the sides.

It tastes better in bed. It really does. I think this might be my favourite text. What I love doing, and this is how I picture them saying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I love doing is having cheese boards with all sorts of snacks, nibbles, cold cuts, et cetera, and a bottle of wine, et cetera, in bed on a rainy day and spend the whole day in bed.

Some nourishment after some gardening. Wink. Oh, don't take it there. That's don't. Come on, guys. We're having a mature conversation. They've obviously been out in the garden. Oh.

Done some hard mahi and then come down for some, you know, relaxation and a bit of food in bed. I apologise. I sincerely apologise for what I assumed. I take it back. The person who wrote... No, you can't read that. Someone did.

I'll just finish it with this. Someone said, I cook toast in bed. Well, that's expert level and so is this. Someone said, I get my food deliveries delivered to the bedroom window that faces the street. So I have it straight in bed and I don't have to share with anyone. Can I just say, whoever that person is, I would vote for you as the next Prime Minister of this country. Invite us to your bed.

That is the kind of innovation and thought process we need in this country right now. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the AFL Grand Final is going down this weekend in Australia and Katy Perry was booked to do the opening performance. How much is she getting paid? Yeah, my girl Katy Perry is getting five million Australian,

so about five and a half million New Zealand dollars. What? That's about a million dollars per song, yeah. So wait, so wait a second. She's doing five songs. She gets a million bucks per song. Yes, yes. Now, by the way, she also just, a little confidentially,

they had to fly her entire team, big entourage, her hair guys, her makeup team. It was a whole thing. It wasn't just like, here's $5.5 million. It was like there was hundreds of thousands of dollars on top of that. She's doing a big press tour and that in Australia right now. She's doing all the TV shows and all the radio shows and all that. But there's something about the story that this I don't know. This is not like a scoop or anything, but I've read is that she wanted to do two of her new songs,

but they're only allowing her to do one of her new songs. There was a bit of conflict around that. That's what I've read. I didn't hear that from her or anyone in her team, so that's not a thing, but I've just read that. So I don't know if that's true. I kind of believe it, though. Well, I mean, Dean, let's be real.

If you're paying that much money, you don't want to pay for her to promote her new music. You want her to play the hits. You want Teenage Dream. Yeah. You want California Girls. You want Raw. There's so many hits that she's got.

You want her to play those. That's what people want to see. She's announced while she's there that she's doing a big tour, which kicks off in Australia. But I want to ask both of you, what is the vibe in New Zealand like for her right now? Really, honestly. I would say, and Brie and I are both big Katy Perry fans. We love Katy Perry.

I would describe the vibe in New Zealand as vibeless. Yeah, it's just kind of nothing. There's no buzz about Katy Perry's new music. It's not getting played on the radio. It's not popping up on my TikTok feed. It could just be mine, but it's not popping up there. So maybe, feed i could just be mine but it's not popping up there so maybe i don't know not a lot of kiwis watch the afl either if she was doing the nrl grand final she might go back to the top of people's minds but yeah the kid laroi's been booked for

the nrl grand final it's interesting this isn't the first time that katie perry has um been in australia performing at like a big sporting thing. I think it was like back in 2020, she performed at like the Women's Cricket World Cup. Oh, yeah. And it was a big deal. And she was there in 2020. And she got paid a shit ton of money then as well. Yeah. But anyway, she's cashing in.

Million bucks a song. Not bad if you can get it. Good payday if you ask me. That's the latest. Oh, yeah. Live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. We're back after this on ZM. Bree and Clint.

We're going to talk about dumb things you did as a teenager. And I had an example for this ready to go. I've just done a little bit more research, and lucky I did. Turns out it's a hell of a lot more serious than I thought. A bit too dumb. We're not going to use the Dunedin example today. We're going to just park it over there and leave the police to sort that one out. That's all right.

I'm sure you have plenty of examples from your teenage years. We can still talk about that. The dumb things that you did as a teenager. The stupid things that you did. Oh God, I was an idiot. Before your brain was fully formed. That if you did them as an adult too, there would be serious, serious repercussions. Not that there probably wasn't when you were a teenager,

but hopefully you got off a bit lighter because they said, oh, you're just young. You're just learning. Don't do it again. Your brain's still developing. I feel like my brain has still been developing still now. Oh, really? Yeah, I feel like I'm a...

And since I got my diagnosis, my ADHD diagnosis, I actually read somewhere that especially in females our brains develop later really with adhd yeah okay like we continue to develop like in well into our 30s like our brains well i was gonna say surely by 35 you're fully developed no they're saying yeah really it continues to yeah okay well this is going to be dumb teenage things. Maybe it's just the dumbest thing you've ever done. And I mean like rule breaking thing. The thing where you're like, man, that was dumb. That was just a dumb thing to do.

I did some naughty things when I was a teenager. I think the dumbest thing I did as a teenager was in a car with another student on the school field doing donuts. Oh yeah? Yeah. But like, skidding up the rugby field of the high school like in view of the high school after school and then driving off like nobody would know

and then getting caught for it and then pleading ignorance and going i don't know i don't know what happened there wasn't us yeah wasn't us so that that'd be the one that I felt the worst about. What about you? Oh, I mean, I went to boarding school, so I did some pretty naughty things. I got my hands on a master key, which unlocked pretty much every lock or place in the whole school. Went and got it cut. You re-cut the master key? Re-cut the master key. Yeah.

A couple of times, actually. And then there was a group of us, because this was in year 11, and then there was a group of us where we could just do whatever we wanted. So there would be times where, because they'd lock the boarding house at night time so you can't get out, like so that we're all safe. Lock you in. So they lock us in, yeah, so that we're all safe.

You know, if there's an intruder, they can't get in. Right, okay, sure. So we would just let ourselves out at night time and drive ourselves to a party and go to this party, come back and sneak underneath the security cameras. They just wouldn't know. Using the master key. One of the dumbest things I can remember from,

I reckon I was probably in grade 10 or 11 maybe, and me and this group of girls, we decided we all wanted our belly buttons pierced. Oh, yeah. But they wouldn't let us get it done because you had to be over a certain age and have parental supervision. Yeah.

So we just did it in the boarding house with ice cubes. You did it yourself? Yeah. Through the belly button? Yeah. It didn't work. Did you get infected? Yes.

Yeah. 100%. It button. Yeah. It didn't work. Did you get infected? Yes. Yeah. 100%. It was the worst idea ever. Claudia reckons she was too much of a clean teen to have done anything dumb when you were younger, eh, Claudia? I was very sensible and my dad did the thing where I was like, I'm going to rebel. And he's like, oh, cool, I'll drop you off. Because he wanted you to do something. I don't know if he wanted it.

Or he was just calling you a bluff. Yeah, and I'm like, fine, I'm not going to do it anymore. Yeah, I don't want to do it because you want me to do it. It doesn't make it as exciting when your parents are telling you to do it. I'm like, I'm going to get a piercing. And he's like, cool, I'll literally book it for you and drive you there. Maybe that's the secret. He's like, ooh, should we get matching?

And you're like, ew, no, Dad. Yeah, I'll do it too. Yuck. No. I feel like the naughtiest thing I did, I hacked the system at uni with the cafe that was on the campus. They had like a stamp card, but it was like one of those ones that hole punches it, like a specific shape.

And so we went down to like the stationery shop and bought the same one and would stamp our cards, get a couple of extra stamps every now and then and cash in free coffees like once a week. Damn, bad girl, Claudia. I know, bad girl. Ella, you're recently out of your teens. What's the dumbest thing you did?

Yeah, this was like last year, so that still counts. In COVID, I ordered like last year, so that still counts. In COVID, I ordered like a hand-poked kit, and then last year... Hand-poked tattoo kit? Yeah. Okay. And then last year, me and my sister got bored, and I found it in my drawers, and I

tattooed Slay on her ass. How did it come out? Pretty good. Pretty good? Mum was not happy. I bet she wasn't. I've never heard a good story come from those home tattoo kits. No, never. I was involved in some backyard tattoos once. I was smart enough to not get one, but I did...

Apply them. Apply them. The smartest person in the group is always the one that says, I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do them. Who wants one? Yeah, let me do it. I've got moo in my ankle. So dumb.

Oh, $800 a dim. You regret it now. But you're older now. You understand. Yeah. You've got your frontal lobe or something like that. But when you were a teenager, what do you reckon the dumbest thing that you did was? Bree and Clint. We want to know the dumbest thing you did as a teenager that hopefully you can write off and just say

it's because I was a teenager. I wouldn't do that thing as a fully grown adult. Not now. I know better now. Yeah, not now. But back then you didn't. And Tori's caught up. Hi, Tori. Hi, Tori. Hi. What was it for you? Hi. What was the dumb thing you did as a teenager? So me and my best friend went to the library

and made our own permission slips to go on a school camp for economics but we actually went to Wellington instead and partied. I wouldn't regret that. That sounds like fun time to me. Yeah, definitely didn't regret it. Did you get in trouble? No, we never got caught.

That doesn't sound dumb at all. That sounds like smart. No, it does. It sounds dangerous. No, it sounds smart. Sounds dangerous. Well, yeah, true. How old were you, Tori? We were 16. 16?

Oh. Oh, it's on the cusp. It's on the cusp. We can't endorse your message, Tori, but thank you for sharing it. Someone else said, when I was 16, I didn't know how to mix spirits, so I went to a party with two pump bottles mixed with 50% vodka and 50% V.

Oh, no. That is going to end bad. Effectively, you drank an entire pump bottle worth of vodka. Yeah, that is dumb. That is dumb. What about the one that said, I got intoxicated and a mate told me to tag someone's driveway saying, I effed your husband. I was 16.

I have regretted it ever since and always wanted to go apologise. I did a lot of dumb stuff, but that was the worst one. Oh, you can tell they really regret it. Can you imagine? Because you're just a dumb kid. You wouldn't have thought about the repercussions. Because imagine the people that lived there. That could have broken up a marriage.

Exactly. You know? And imagine if he actually was sleeping around. Yeah. Imagine if you just, I mean, in that case, you've just brought it out. Yeah, true. That's actually probably best situation if he actually was. At the end of year 13, me and some friends egged and toilet papered the school.

It was tradition to do some sort of prank. In hindsight, that was so dumb because the poor janitor had to tidy all that up. Isn't that growing up that realising that that stuff that you do is crack up at the time but someone else has to deal with it? Yeah, some poor person has to clean up your mess. Oh, that's so nice that you can reflect now and be like, that was stupid. There's so many of these coming in but I'm trying to find the ones that are okay to read out. Now I regret doing things on our muck up day.

Yeah. We taped dead fish underneath the lockers so that all the locker areas reeked of fish, but they didn't know where it was coming from. That's disgusting. I know. So dumb. You should get to do those pranks but then have a day afterwards. You have to clean it up. Where you go in and you go and they go

it's all good. All good fun. Just go clean it up. Clean it up now. Not me but my old friend pooped in the school water fountain. See that one's not even clever. That's just, that is just out and out disgusting. That is filthy.

Because everybody knows it's human. Because there's no way a dog could have got their butt up that high to do it into the water fountain. Filthy. Someone said, I stole the O from the countdown sign. I was 17 and worked there part-time. Think about what that says. Oh.

I didn't even realise that. Oh, they've clarified. Sorry. They said it wasn't a water fountain. It was just a regular garden fountain. What's the difference? So like a pond fountain, not a drinking fountain. Oh, yeah, because that makes it better.

Well, it does. It does, yeah. It does makes it better. Well, it does. It does, yeah. It does make it better. Still gross. Still so gross. Still in the O from Countdown is why they had to rebrand as Woolworths. You know? Yeah.

Yeah, because people can't do that anymore. It's happening too often. Yeah, you take the O out of the Woolworths and still Woolworths. Still Woolworths. Yeah. Woolworths. Bree and Clint. Time for What's the Plot?

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really.

But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Tis What's the Plot, the movie guessing game where today if you can beat Bree, you'll win $400 cash. Tui, you're going to give it a go. Kia ora. Hi. Hey, how's it going?

You love your movies, Tui? Yeah, hopefully enough, eh? Yeah, do you ever play this game against Bree, just like listening along and yell out the answers kind of thing? How do you normally go, Tui, in the car? Okay, good, I like that confidence. How it works is I read out movie plots, and the first one of you to buzz in can tell me what that movie is. You buzz in with your name.

The first person to give me two correct movies is going to win $400 if it's you, Tui. And Bree, you'll hold on to the money until next week. Okay. Today, our theme for What's the Plot, because we're playing for $400, all of these movies

have four-word titles. Okay. $400, four-word titles. Okay. $400, four word titles. Okay. Okay. Good luck, everybody. Here comes movie number one.

A dreamer thinks he's destined for something big, but his imaginative ideas never pay off and in desperate need of a job, he agrees to be a security guard at a historic gallery. Brie. Brie. Oh, what's it called? Night at the Museum. Night at the Museum is correct. I was going to say a night at the museum. No, it's night at the museum. But that's more than four words. With Ben Stiller. Have you seen it, Tui? Tui, you still with us?

Tui! Oh, no. Is that a default point? We'll just pop Tui on. Oh, no! I like how people start calling because they want to take his spot. We lost him. We'll give Claudia a second to get

Tui back online. So I win that by default. Sad for me. No, if we get him back, we'll have to reset. We can start again. I've got more movies, don't worry. I'm fine with that. I mean, I'm a little bit TO'd about it, but, you know, it's whatever. It's fine.

We've got to keep it fair. We've got him. Tui, are you there? Tui. Tui. Hey, how's it. It's fine. We've got to keep it fair. We've got them. Tui, are you there? Tui. Tui. Hey, how's it going? Can you hear me? Yeah, stay right where you are.

Do not move, okay? All right, sounds good. Okay, we've got you now. Sounds distracted. We're starting from zero. Here it comes. Movies with four-word titles for $400. Here's one.

A small-town California teen is thrown out of his time when an experiment by an eccentric scientist... Brie. Brie. Oh, no, that's not four words. No, I don't have it. Free guess, Tui. Is it Back to the Future? Back to the Future.

Oh, of course it is. What were you going to say? I was thinking of this other newer movie, time-travelling movie. Oh, my God, that one was so obviously Back to the Future. Dad! Been thrown off. Movie number two, four-word title. Okay.

Two college graduates share a contentious car ride from Chicago to New York, during which they argue about whether men and women can ever truly be strictly platonic friends. Ten years later, they meet again at a bookstore. Brie? Brie? When Harry met Sally. Come on! She's back.

All right, one all. Let's go. Let's go, baby. Movie number four. Technically movie number three because we're not talking about the first one. Oh, God. I'm on the edge of my seat here. Four word titles.

Any genre. Could be anything. Okay. Two childhood friends had a deal to marry each other if they were still single by the age of 28. Now, four days before her 28th birthday, the boy... Bree! My best friend's winning! She's got it! Well done, Bree.

Yeah, that's all good. That was... Great game, Tui, though. Great game. Yeah, well, good team, Tui. Thank you. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation for you, Tui. Thanks for playing. Awesome. Cheers, Tui, though. Great game. Yeah, well, good team, Tui. Thank you. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation for you, Tui. Thanks for playing.

Awesome. Cheers, Tui. Thank you. Call back and play any time. That was a close one. That one meant something somehow. It did. It meant something.

Oh, jeez. $150 in What's the Plot next week. We play every Thursday. Bree and Clint. A lot of drama going down with P. Diddy at the moment. A lot of drama. Bad stuff. Real bad stuff. Not to be joked about. It does make

a few things problematic now. Things like that movie Get Him to the Greek. You've got bloody P. Diddy and Russell Brand in that film. I feel like we can't watch that anymore. Nah. I mean, not that I was watching it much anyway, but you know. Forgetting Sarah Marshall's the better of that series of movies.

For sure. But also songs like Cash's Tick Tock don't really work anymore. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy from my glasses on. She has been very vocal

about this too and distancing herself from it. Question. Yeah. Just listening to that. Yeah. Is that him in the song that says, what up girl? Yeah, what up girl? Yeah, that's him. I. Just listening to that. Yeah. Is that him in the song

that says, what up girl? Hey, what up girl? Yeah, that's him. I've never noticed that before. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. Hey, what up girl?

Grab my glasses and I'm out the door. I'm gonna hit the... Earlier this year, she did a live remix of it at Coachella on stage, which sounded like this. Wake up in the morning

like this. Which got the people going, didn't it? Oh, they were loving it. She's now been into the studio and redone it. So the version of TikTok that Kashib would like you to listen to sounds like this. Also, weirdly, that's not the version on Spotify. They haven't updated the Spotify version. Isn't this like full circle and she can't update the version on Spotify

because Dr Luke, the guy that she went to court with, that she said allegedly sexually assaulted her amongst other horrible things, owns that song, so it can't be changed on Spotify. That could be the reason. That is the reason. Yeah, right. He owns all of it. Well, there's a new version, again, of the intro.

There's another one. Yeah, and this has been done by a TikToker. Very clever, the way they can do this. They use AI voice and stuff. So they've changed it around a little bit more, and they think that the intro to TikTok should go like this. Wake up in the morning feeling like this city.'t mind it isn't that good i don't mind it one more time wake up in the morning feeling like this city And there he goes.

Hey, what are you going to do? Right in the schnoz. Yeah. Anyway, that's the update to Cash's TikTok. Weirdly, I found that on TikTok. So another full circle moment. Who would have thought? Yeah, right?

I want to talk about this Reddit thread that's going viral at the moment and it's essentially uh a bunch of traditionally attractive people uh sharing all of the horrible things that come with being really attractive when i saw this i was like this is gonna be good yeah and when they publish these things, I always wonder, like, do they know what they're doing by doing this? Yeah. It's a real... And I just wonder who are the people that...

It's a humblebrag. This is a classic humblebrag. But who are the people that are going, well, that's me. I can comment on this. I'll add my experience in. The people that share it, eh? You know? You're like, um, not you.

It's quite interesting. You know data shows that pretty privilege, which I believe completely a real thing, pretty privilege can earn people higher salaries, give them, like, special treatment in different areas of life and pretty much get them places just because of how attractive they are. Again, like you said before, it is fun watching people admitting to having pretty privilege.

Yeah, I know. Who's going, okay, I got pretty privilege. I just like to acknowledge my pretty privilege. And everyone's like, oh, we didn't think you had it, but that's cool. I always talk about this guy that I used to work with, and he is probably the best looking person I've ever seen in real life. Yeah. And him and I used to, we worked on the street team together

at a radio station, and I experienced secondhand pretty privilege through him. Oh, you watched him get it. So I would experience it because I'd watch it happen like first hand to him and 100% a real thing. Like people would just, like they didn't know what to do when this guy would

walk around because he was that good looking. Was he self aware? Did he know it was happening? Or was he sort of blissfully ignorant? So, I think he was aware, but this is where he was actually really humble about it and real nice dude. Oh, that's so much worse. think he was aware, but this is where he was actually really humble about it, real nice dude. Oh, that's so much worse. Like he was boring as anything.

He was boring AF. Good, good, good. Like did not have to have any personality whatsoever because he was just that good looking. But anyway. The hardest people to be around are the ones that are really attractive, really nice and really smart. Like, oh man, you've got everything. They're rare. They exist, though.

They do exist. They're unicorns of the world. Let's get into what the pretty people say are the worst things about being pretty. Okay, what sucks about being pretty? They said that they can get really low self-esteem because people always try and put them down because they feel uncomfortable around them. Okay.

So people automatically just say... Mean things to them. Mean things to them. Okay, okay. Yeah. Someone else said... I'm trying to be understanding, by the way. The dark side of pretty privilege

is that you are lusted over and not loved. Oh, get over it. People just want to say they have experienced you but not be in a relationship with you. Do you reckon? I think people want to be in a relationship with pretty people. Yeah, who doesn't want to be in a relationship with a really attractive person?

Yeah, I think that's wrong. I think them not wanting to be in a relationship is, it's more about your personality than your looks. That person went on to say even platonic friendships are affected with many saying that their friends will consistently put them

down. Oh yeah. I imagine if you are really, really, really good looking that you'd find it hard to be friends with members of the opposite sex because their partner would quite often be funny about you because you are so good looking that you'd find it hard to be friends with members of the opposite sex because their partner would quite often be funny about you because you are so good looking. Yeah. And they do talk about that.

They said when people who are your friends take every chance they can to criticize your appearance or anything else, whatever little crumb of shade they can use to humble you. Yeah. But guess what? They're trying to keep you humble. You're so attractive. it doesn't matter. You know?

Like if I was like so attractive and someone said something to me, I'd be like, whatever. Yeah. Have you seen me? I know that's easy to say if you're not experiencing it. It is. But you're so right. It's like if a really strong person,

if someone came over to a really strong person and said, you're not that strong, you know that you are. Yeah. You know that you are. Yeah, I am. Okay, water off a duck's back. Yeah. A little bit.

But I mean, we're trying to be understanding. We're trying to be understanding, yeah. By the way, if you're just joining us, this is a list of things that pretty people say is the hardest thing about being pretty. Yeah. Yeah. One of the last things they said,

that they've experienced others pretending to be their friends just to be seen with them. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's, yeah, that's the worst of it. I reckon that was probably true. Like there'd be a superficial nature to some of your friendships

and you would, famous people talk about that a lot. And famous and pretty often go hand in hand. But not always. But famous people talk about not knowing who their real friends are. Because they have fame or they have money or that sort of thing. Yeah, totally. But like Bree said, you're also really, really pretty. But you're also real attractive.

Just take a selfie. You know? Post it. Your friends might not tell you how hot you are But I reckon the internet will I reckon the internet will I think you'll get compliments wherever you look Yeah Anyway, they were all the hardest things about being super hot

Sounds horrible, doesn't it? Thoughts and prayers Thoughts and prayers Let's do some birthday banging, shall we? Number one songs. We'll figure it out when you were 16 and then we'll play our favourite one. Emma's going to go first. Kia ora, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi. How was your day, Em? It was awesome, thank you. Oh, good to hear. I like that. What's your date of birth? 29th of the 9th, 77, this Sunday. Oh, good to hear. I like that. What's your date of birth? 29th of the 9th, 77, this Sunday.

Oh, wait. Okay, happy birthday for this Sunday. You were 16, though, in 1993. And Emma, this is your birthday banger. Iconic. What's going on? Freaking love this song. Yeah. What do you reckon, Em? It was a banger, but was being probably the operative word.

Oh, you're over it. Oh. Yeah. I reckon this is a banger. This is a screamer. I felt like it was, this is like a Stone Cold classic, but maybe I'm wrong. Well, Emma was there.

Emma was there. She was 16 when it was number one. So we'll take your word for it, Em. Wait there. Let's go to Elaine for a birthday banger. Hi, Elaine. Hi, Elaine. Hi.

How are you? I'm good. I've just got a really croaky throat. Sorry. That's okay. You sound kind of sexy, Elaine. Sexy, yeah. Yeah.

Croaky. And like a congested, mucousy kind of way. I don't mind it. I'm not really mucousy or congested. I've just lost my voice because I sing to your music too much. Sorry. I like that, Elaine. It's a re-endorsement, Elaine.

We'll take it. I've heard it's your birthday tomorrow. It is. Oh, happy birthday for tomorrow. What year are we talking? I'm a 90s baby. Okay, that means, Elaine, you were 16 in 2006. And at this time in 2006, this was at the top.

Oh, it matches Elaine's husky, sexy voice. Peak, Justin Timberlake, and Timberland, sexy back. Elaine would sing it. Go hear me going. Go hear me going. I probably have lost my voice because I used to growl to music like that when I was about 16. You would growl to that? Did you?

Can we hear a little bit? I can do the best little drum, but I can't do it right now for you. Oh. Okay, well, we'll hold you to it. We'll get you back for it. Anna's going to go last. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna.

Hi. What have you been up to today? Oh, just work. Nothing too exciting. Just work? And what do you do for work? I work in insurance. Love that. She said that

like she was making it up, so we'll just take her word for it. We believe you, Anna, and we'll move right along. What is your birthday, mate? Anna's in a cartel, okay? Just keep going. Our birthday is 31st of March, 1984. Anna's off to Colombia on the weekend.

I'm in insurance. You were 16, Anna, in the year 2000 and here's your birthday banger. Some days, the stars just align and we get three rippers. I love them all. Do you like this, Anna? Yeah, it's pretty good.

It's pretty good. She's at the forefront of people's brains at the moment because her and Sabrina Carpenter did a duet on this song for the Spotify anniversary. Did they really? Yeah, it came out this week. Christina's definitely having a resurgence. Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera or Four Non Blondes?

I like them all. Emma doesn't want Four Non Blondes and it's her birthday banger. Yeah. Elaine's birthday is tomorrow. Yes. But then Emma's birthday is on Sunday. It's all much of a muchness. And the Christina Aguilera song is just good.

I don't know today. I think I'm going for non-blondes. I'm going to go Christina Aguilera. Okay. Means we're going to Claudia. Those are my two picks. I already knocked Justin Timberlake off. Are we taking JT out?

Yeah. Sorry, Elaine. JT is out. Sorry, Elaine. Both great choices. I think for today, it's got to be For Non Blonde. Yeah! Shit.

Oh, yeah. Emma. You just won birthday banger. Oh, yay. I'm going to have to love it again. You're going to have to get into it. You're going to have to. We're playing it.

You better bloody like it. Zidim. 25 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill. Bree and Clint. 25 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope. For a destination destination Zidim Brian Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today

Is from 1993 It's for Emma It was Four Non Blondes and What's Up God imagine Elaine's voice After singing that one Oh she'd be cucked She would be absolutely done Her goose is cucked

Elaine we apologise Stick a fork in her She's done, she'd be cooked. She would be absolutely done. Her goose is cooked. Elaine, we apologise. Stick a fork in her, she's done. Her voice would be done-zo. Fun fact, because the three songs that we were picking from were the What's Up, Four Non Blondes, Sexy Back JT and What A Girl Wants, Christina Aguilera. Linda Perry, who is the singer of Four Non Blondes, did you know that she wrote the song Beautiful?

Christina Aguilera, Beautiful. She sure did. I did not know that. Yeah. Well, I wonder what she would have voted for in Birthday Banger today. Would have been a hard choice. Probably Sexy Beck. Probably Sexy Beck, yeah.

She loves to get sexy. Yeah. Linda Perry. Tune, we do a Birthday Banger every day at 5.30. If you want to know the number one song on the day that you turned 16, join us tomorrow for another one. Brie and Clint. There's a new restaurant that has just launched in Australia.

Not here, but I think if it did come here, it would be a smash hit. And I think you in particular would really like this restaurant, Brie. It's not that one where you walk in and they've got every type of packet noodle you can think of and you go to the wall and you pick out the whatever flavor of packet noodles. And they make you packet noodles. And then you have a little station there where you can make whatever packet noodles you want. No, but that's a fun idea. It's not that.

And it's not that Karen restaurant where you go and they're mean to you. Yeah. That was a flash in the pan, wasn't it? That was. It sort of came and went really fast. Yeah. I know the service is shit, but I didn't think the food was going to be shit too. That was the death of the Karen restaurant.

No, the new kind of restaurant that you can dine at in Melbourne. Do you know the sushi train? Yes. Where the sushi goes round and round and round and you just take what you want. Got a heap of them in Australia. Melbourne's got a cheese train. Oh. So it's a conveyor belt and it's just different types of cheese.

That's a great idea. Going around and around on the conveyor belt. It's like a cheese board but on a train. And you just take the ones that you want. It's a cheese train. And there's a little wedge of cheese and it's got like something to eat the cheese with, like a cracker or some crusty bread or something like that. I like it.

I love that idea. They serve wine. Cheese and wine. I guess you get whatever you want, wine and cheese even. Wine and cheese even. Wine and cheese even. Yeah, do the wine first. The restaurant's called Splatter's Cheese Bar.

You'd be keen, right? I'd be so keen. Yeah. Don't let a lactose intolerance stop you from dining at a cheese restaurant. I agree. I agree too. I've never let it hold me back. Yeah.

I mean, it does keep me on the toilet at times, but. Yeah, and this is the thing. You've got to push through. You and other lactose intolerant people will be like, I'm not going to. Life's too short, right? Yeah. Why should I deny myself that joy?

So the bathrooms at Splatter's cheese bar could be where it got its name? I can't believe it's called Splatter's. Yeah, it could be. I don't know that for sure. Well, why else would they call it Splatter's? Exactly. Cheese doesn't splatter. If you're consuming just cheese,

I feel like that's not going to be good for anyone. You imagine. What else would they call it splatters? Exactly. Cheese doesn't splatter. Like, if you're consuming just cheese, I feel like that's not going to be good for anyone. You imagine. No one is walking out of there going, God, I feel fresh. No. A bit farty too, maybe there is. Very farty.

And that's the end of the show. Hey, join us tomorrow for a fun show because Friday Okie tomorrow, it's the Hootie and the Blowfish special. Oh, no. Tomorrow, Brie and I will take on in our singing challenge, our karaoke challenge that we do every Friday, the Hootie and the Blowfish classic, Let Her Cry. I mean, how hard can it be?

How hard can it be? Darius Rucker doesn't have that good of a voice. Yeah, more like Darius Sucker. Am I right? Yeah, more like Darius Suck on these nuts. All right. Let her walk right out on me. And if the sun comes up...

Brie came out of her recording session and she said that the audio engineer said that it might be the worst, no, is the worst performance she's ever done. Yeah, no, was very sure about it. And both of us looked at each other and he was like, there's nothing I can do for you. And I was like, oh, well, it is what it is. That's the attitude. Can't do anything about it. I'm looking forward to hearing it.

It'll be on the show tomorrow. Catch you guys then. Have a great night. Bye-bye. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Play ZM.