ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th April 2022

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Ready? Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Well, I've got a ponderous question. Yes. Jack Harlow. Hot? I don't know what he looks like.

Oh, no, I have seen him on TikTok. Hot vibes, right? Jack Harlow. Swaggy rapper dude. Anastasia, Jack Harlow, hot? I'm going to get hated for this but no no not not for me but everyone now everyone frosts him everyone frosts him i don't know he's not kind of reminds me of my ex-boyfriend he kind of reminds me of someone from the pirates of the

caribbean oh yeah okay he kind of reminds me of um justin timberlake but a bit further through puberty yeah you know yeah early justin timberlake he seems nice further through puberty. Early Justin Timberlake. He seems nice though. I like his music. Jack Harlow, hot. Unpopular opinion. I think Post Malone's hotter. Oh yeah. I think it's his personality though.

I don't know much about him yet. People like him as a cutie. They're like, cute. I don't know much about him yet. People like him as a cutie. They're like, cute! Oh yeah, I can see that. He's blown up. It's the year of Jack Harlow, right? He kind of looks like Zach Galifianakis' brother.

Just because of the curly hair, maybe? I don't know. He kind of looks like him. Like his younger brother. I say hot. If you're listening, Jack, I say hot. Yeah, I agree. You'd probably what? I'd say hot. No,'re listening, Jack, I say hot. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. You'd probably what? I'd say hot.

No, let's not go down the path of yesterday's podcast intro. Dave is hot. No, we're cleaning it up today. We're cleaning it up. Wait, who was going down the path? No, no one was. Ben was. He was about to say what he would do with Jack. No, I was not.

I'll tell you what I'd do. He'd put him in first class. No, yeah. Yeah. So what we were saying is don't go there. Put him in the ass. Okay, alright Dolphin, dolphin

Cue the dolphin Howdy partner, ASAP No, don't play my dad's voice after that So, important question After Ben leaves Are we replacing him on the Banner image? Because if we don't, there'll be two Dece deceased members of the Brian Clint Show still on the podcast group banner.

Which at the moment there's five of us there. He's talking about the dolphin. I'm talking about the dolphin. Dolphin's gone, Ben's going. I vote it's Mean Girls. What's that? Mean Girls. The four girls from Mean Girls.

Oh, I thought that was like an elimination method. Oh, no, no, no. We can do Mean Girls, do we It needs changing anyway Yeah get it going I thought that was you I don't like talking about this when Ben's still here I do I want him to think about what he's done I thought that you guys were telling me

This was the way that I was going too Oh Yeah so I freaked out for a second When you said two deceased members You just made it sound like we have was the way that I was going too. Yeah, so I freaked out for a second. Oh, you were the second member. When you see two deceased members, yeah. You just made it sound like we have banished Ben. Huh? Yeah.

No, he's leaving of his own free will. Well, anyway. He decided to leave us. Yeah, new image can be mean girls. Yeah, shotgun being Lindsay. No, you're definitely Regina. She's the main one. Okay.

Can I be Amanda Seyfried because she has boobs? Oh, no one wants to be Gretchen Wieners. No, Gretchen's hot. Is it that image? Yeah, Gretchen is hot. So, I was going to say there is four. Yeah, there's four. That's with Lindsay Lange.

Someone's put Ashley T. I'm so confused. It looks like there's only three I think there's No there's four Because there's three mean girls And Lindsay Yeah that one

Right okay Well whoever new Ben is Watch the space Can I just say We can't decide who's who Until we find out who new Ben is It should be this with me Just in the background

Can I just go on the record Did we talk about this recently The parent trap with Lindsay Lohan Yes because I told you I just watched it. Yeah. She... Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Lindsay's amazing in The Parent Trap. You forget that it's not the same person. That's how good

it is. Also, how hot's the dad? You would have appreciated that when you were a kid, but if you watch it now... He's the dad again? So hot. He's famous. Yeah, he's a big deal. Ben, go Parent Trap cast. Yeah, that's Guy. Oh yeah, he's hot. What. Ben, go Parent Trek cast. Yeah, that's a guy. Oh, yeah, he's hot. What's his name?

Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid. Dennis Quaid is here. Wait, what's his other movie? Have you ever seen that on The Ellen Show? Nah. Oh, so funny. Oh, he's in A Dog's Purpose.

Oh, Delph, Delph, Delph. Yeah, he's hot. He's kind of like Patrick Swayze vibes. He's got Swayze vibes. Yeah, I was going to say that. He's got Who's the Dead on Yellowstone as well. Yeah, that's what I was thinking about.

I started watching that on the holidays. Yeah, it's dark. I only watch Yellowjackets. Weird. I watched the fourth episode. Buzzy. All right, well,

we're just prattling on now, so we're going to go. You've used some big words in this podcast intro. Ponderous. Prattling. What else? Butthole.

I'd never said butthole. Ass play. Don't put butthole in my. What else? Butthole. I'd never said butthole. Ass play. Don't put butthole in my mouth, okay? Bye, everybody. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. Please check out online, nzhero.co.nz. What time is it?

One, two, three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint Good to be back guys, I'm in a good mood today and it's cuz, why? Uh, it's chicken tonight night Now it's cuz we're going out for a fancy dinner tonight Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right I'm excited Yeah, we're going for

Ben's farewell dinner. Wait, let me just check for a second. Ben, are you still leaving? Yep. Yeah, well, that was the right answer if you want your free dinner.

Say no tomorrow because then... Yeah, you can change your mind tomorrow after you've had the dinner. You're like, you know that expensive dinner you guys paid for me for?

Yeah. Well, I've decided... It was so good. But I thank you for that dinner. Yeah, we're getting schmincy. But look, you can't enjoy that, so... Sorry about that. Hey, people might be going out for a fancy dinner.

See? Hashtag relatable. That's right. We're doing what the people are doing here on the Brian Clint Show. We will start the show with 50 bucks cash up for grabs with Tradiverse Lady today. I know you want that. Come on. Yeah, if you want to play you can call us now 0800 DIAL ZM and see if you can take home

the 50 bucks cash. We'll play after two songs. The first of which is from a young man from Canada. Oh, I like this new style. Keep going. His name's Justin Bieber and he's hot, hot, hot. Never heard of him.

Bieber thinks there's always tomorrow. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, the scores so far this year. The tradies sitting on 36 wins for the year. The ladies 23. Ladies are getting walloped.

They are. They're really falling behind. Yeah, that's good. We'll, 23. Ladies are getting walloped. They are. They're really falling behind. Yeah, that's good. We'll see if they can get another one today. Our lady is from Christchurch. She's 22 and she loves water skiing. Oh, extreme, dude. Welcome to the show, Maggie.

G'day, Maggie. Have you ever went barefoot? A few times. Yeah, nice. Did you ever go bare butt water skiing? Yeah, nicer. Once or twice. Yeah, right. Yeah, nice. Did you ever go bare butt water skiing? Yeah, nicer. Once or twice? Yeah, right.

Yeah, you did. I'd be too scared of falling over and the water going up my butt. It's like an enema. Okay, Maggie, you're taking on our tradie today. He's 29. He's from the mighty Waikato, and he loves remote control cars. Oh, there you go. Welcome to the show, Denim.

G'day, Denim. Hi. Thanks, mate. Oh, there you go. Welcome to the show, Denim. G'day, Denim. Hey, thanks, mate. Actually, I've got a bit of a fear about the remote-controlled cars. I just bought a bunch during lockdown. Oh, did you? You're not sure if you love them or you're not sure if you want to be defined by them? Um, you know...

You just don't want to be a remote-controlled car guy, eh? Denim, don't let anything define you, mate. You can make decisions. You can change on a dime. Anything. But that's what you are for today. You're our tradie. That's your buzzer.

Maggie, you're our lady. That's your buzzer. First to get three correct answers is going to walk away with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Well, I feel like this first question is skewed towards Denim. Question number one. The movie Gone in 60 Seconds starred Nicholas Who as the main character. Trady, Trady. Yes, Denim.

Nicholas Cage. That is correct. Well done. The man, the myth, the legend, of course, about stealing cars. In 60 Seconds. In 60 Seconds. Yeah. Not what you thought it would be if you haven't seen the film.

Question number two, one to the tradies. If you were getting your nails and toenails done, that would be known as a many what? Tradie. Oh, denim. Many, many, pretty. That's right. Have you had one?

I've had one of those. Oh, nice, denim. I like a man who takes care of his nails. I've seen you get them too. Yeah, I got one while you were away. Yeah. Bloody lovely. It's good. I recommend all men go takes care of his things. I did get them too. Yeah, I got one while you were away. Yeah. Bloody lovely. It's good.

I recommend all men go and do it. Totally. At least four times a year. Yeah, nice. Question number three. Denim, you're on fire. The tradies are sitting on two. Maggie, quick on your buzzer, okay, mate?

You can't let him get this one. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Let's fly away, get away. Number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Denim for the win. Ah, Backstreet Boys. Good guess, Maggie. Do you want to have a crack?

Don't say good guess. That was a shocking guess. I've got no idea. No. I did think that was quite obscure. Did you? Yeah. What if I get one of his other songs?

Okay. Is that easier? So same artist. Bonkers. Oh, Denim. Yes, Denim. Denim for the win. There's your rascal.

He's got it. Yeah. Denim, he's celebrating. He's got it. Denim, he's celebrating. He's absolutely wrapped. Oh, the boys are stoked. What are you going to spend it on, Denim? Nice, mate. Don't drink and drive that remote control car, okay?

Free and Clint. Free and Clint. This next story is good for anybody who's lonely and wants to find a partner to marry. Okay. And also wants to secure accommodation. You know, flatting is a bit hard for you at the moment. Deborah Hodge has married her cat

in a bizarre plan to get around future landlords' no-pet rules. This isn't a real story. It's a real story in the news today out of London. After previously having to rehome three animals due to landlords who would not allow pets on the property, the London mum of two has decided to marry her precious cat India to bypass the landlord's ban on pets. She's a lesbian.

Good point, good point. pets. She's a lesbian. Good point. Good point. Well, there's a pussy. She can say, this is not a pet. That's my wife. That's my wife. Hey, you get my wife's name out your mouth. That's my wife in that cage.

She recently lost her job as a life coach, probably due to giving terrible advice like marry your cat. Hey, you have to give it to her. Yeah. Crafty. Yeah, crafty. Yeah, yeah. Has it worked though?

Her life coach is more like life hacks. She's like, marry the cat. So anyway, she's lost her job. She's looking at being evicted from her flat, which means she's going to have to go through the flat hunting process again, which means she's going to have to find somewhere that will take India.

So she decided, screw it. I'll just tie the knot with the cat. They had a civil ceremony in South East London to make it official. And now any future landlords know just how important the cat is to Debra. Can you imagine at the wedding? You know how obviously you have your family

on one side, your family on one side and your partner's family on the other side. So it'd be all humans on one side and then all these stray fighting cats. Oh, I'd hate to be sitting at the tables at the reception because you know how they do alternates for the meals? One is tuna or cat food and the other is like a filet mignon.

I don't want to get the cat food. You get the cat food and the cat next to you gets a filet mignon. You go, do you want to swap? The cat just goes. No, I don't want to swap. I've gets a filet mignon. You go, do you want a swap? The cat just goes. No, I don't want a swap. I've got the filet mignon. Like, I'd swap for frigging cat food. You're like, damn it, how do I get the cat food?

Okay, look, there was no reception. Back the bus up. I think that it's a stupid idea. Why? She gets to keep the cat, doesn't she? No, there's no guarantee she's done it she's done it as a so she can hopefully get the cat past the next landlord isn't it i mean obviously it's not legally binding the marriage the marriage surely i don't know but yeah anyway very relatable though

people not obviously getting married to a cat, but people who want to have a pet but can't because they rent it. Oh, Jesus. I was like, what reality are you living in? What algorithm has TikTok sent you down where you think marrying your cat is relatable? I sounded so crazy then. No, you're right. And that's why this afternoon, I want to talk to

people who are currently hiding a pet from their landlord. You know this happened to me. I wasn't doing it, but I moved into a place where I worked at my last job for radio. And it was some other people who worked at the radio station. They said, we've got a room if you want to move in. I moved in. And one of the girls there had two dogs in the house. And I never really asked many questions.

I was like obviously they're allowed dogs here anyway one day i was at home next minute the real estate comes barging through and they go hi we're here for a surprise inspection they can't do that and i was like i don't think that's legal and next minute the dogs come out and i didn't think anything of it and they go whose dogs are these and i was like oh they're such and such as they live here. And she goes, what? Yeah. And we got kicked out.

Did you really? Yeah. Oh, you idiot. You should have gone, that's my husband, and that's my wife. We're in a thruffle. Oh, $800 ZM this afternoon. Or you can text us on 9696. Are you currently hiding a pet from your landlord

or even hiding a pet from your partner okay how do people do that I don't know secret pets 0800 dial ZM or text into 9696

you can remain anonymous because obviously of course you can it's a secret we'll keep it a secret Bree and Clint we're talking secret pets and whether you have one

a lady in the UK has just married her cat so that she can get it past the landlord. So they go, ah, no pets. She goes, that's not a pet. That's my wife. That cat there. That's my wife you're talking about.

That is my wife. How dare you. That is my wife licking her own ass over there. How dare you. How dare you talk about her like that. That's my wife soiling the carpet. Show some respect. So we want to know,

are you hiding a pet from your landlord at the moment? And we've talked about secret animals before and weirdly this animal has come up more than once. Welcome to the show, our anonymous caller who's currently hiding a horse. Hello, anonymous. Hi. How in the world are you hiding a horse? Oh, well, so I already had a horse

and I managed to find a deal from a friend and then I went and got this horse and it cost a fair bit to get it up on the transporter. I had to hide that. And then, yeah, so it goes to my grazing property now where I graze and every time I go out there and look after them, I just say it's my friend's horse and then I'm just like riding a friend's horse.

Okay, who are you hiding this horse from? Oh, my fiance. Okay, the fact that you have a grazing property and you have fees like horse transport, it seems like a pretty major financial secret you're keeping from your fiance,

no? I like to think of it as an investment. You know, you can sell it later. Yeah, and as we all know, horses go up in value, don't they? They sure do. You never lose on a horse. Never. They never break down. I've got a question for you.

It sounds like you're collecting horses at a rapid rate. Are you addicted to horse? Yeah, I think everyone that's in horses gets a question for you. It sounds like you're collecting horses at a rapid rate. Are you addicted to horse? Yeah, I think everyone that's in horses gets like a little bit crazy. I mean, it's worth it. Does your fiancé not know that he's marrying a horse girl? Oh, no, like he knows because I've already got one. So, I mean, it's his fault. He's walking into it.

It's his fault. What did they say? Big Horse Energy, thank you, into it. It's his fault. It's his birthday. All right, Big Horse Energy. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate your call. Another Anonymous caller. You were right, Bree. These people need to stay secret, right?

They need to be secret. Hello, Anonymous. What are you hiding and from who? Hi. When me and my husband were younger, we got a cousin when we were flashing and we weren't supposed to have any animals. Oh, no.

And so we used to have these random house inspections where they'd give us like half an hour notice to say that they were coming to the house. So we would have to then try and hide the cat. And so one day they were coming and we had to hide the cat in the booth of the car. Oh, that poor cat. I'm sure it was fine.

The issue is you've got half an hour to not only hide the cat, you've got to hide cat paraphernalia. You've got to hide cat food. You've got to clean up cat hair. Because if the landlord comes in and goes, whose hair is all of this? You go, it's mine. I'm shedding.

It's not going to fly, is it? Oh, well. Very difficult. You know, you could just, I'm shedding. It's not going to fly, is it? Oh, well. Yeah, it's very difficult. You know, you could just say it was yours. The cat? Yeah. Like, what colour was the cat? Oh, the hair.

You could say the hair was yours. Oh, right. It was a fluffy white German. And what colour is your hair? Brown. That is a bit of an issue. No, Bree's right. Dye your hair white. Yeah, just dye your hair white.

Bree and Clint. The annual list of New Zealand's most trusted brands has been released. We do this list every year, don't we? Oh, we lap it up. We lap it up. Because everybody knows what, it's that sense of community, right? We want to know what do we like? The collective we.

What is it that we like? Who do we trust the most? You know, every year at ZM, Ross Boss releases a list of who is the most trustworthy employee. Does he really? Have you not seen it? No, I haven't seen it. Where do I feature?

I guess you know where you are. I find it weird, the concept of trusting a brand. Like, I get it, I get it, you like their product, but then how much do you trust them? Would you give this company your child to look after? Would you let them snoop through your phone? Would you give them a key to your house? Yeah. You know? Like how

trustworthy? Well, apparently, yes, we would because, once again, New Zealanders, we're so basic, we're so predictable, New Zealand's most trusted brand, you wanna guess? Number one? Yeah. Um, I don't brand. You want to guess? Number one. Yeah. I don't know. Whittaker's chocolate.

Well, I mean, what's not to trust? What's not to trust? You know? Andrew and John Whittaker, you guys make the creamiest, most delicious chocolate. And those lads are hot. Well, they are dead. They were hot.

Yeah. Even Nigella Lawson likes Whittaker's chocolate. It's the 11th consecutive year in a row that Whittaker's chocolate has come out on top. Says a lot about us as a country, right? Because not only is it Kiwi made, it's chocolate. But let's be real. It's chocolate. I think there's not much really that can go wrong, you know?

Really? In terms of being the most trusted brand. Like I'm saying, it's not like they're a company where heaps of stuff can go wrong. Oh, you mean them as a company? Yeah. Right, they're not in a scandalous position. Exactly. They're making chocolate. Where's the Whittaker's sex tape?

I mean, it didn't work for Kinder Surprise. You want to hear the full list? I'll give you the top ten. So Whittaker's at the top. St. John is number two. Surely. You've got to trust them. They're an ambulance company. Isn't it weird that they're a company?

And they are a company. So strange. They're a charitable organisation or something like that. They need money. Yeah. Yeah, it's bizarre. You know what's interesting is that if you didn't trust them, imagine someone at home and they've had a heart attack

and they're like, should I call the ambulance? No, don't trust those guys. Call Whittaker's. Call Whittaker's chocolate. Number three, Mitre 10. Yeah, I get that. Yep. Number four, Tip Top ice cream.

Oh, yes. Yes, love those guys. People love Tip Top. Number five, Mainland cheese. See, notice how it's all food. Kiwis are so predictable, eh? Number six, Samsung. And I mean, I stand behind that 100%.

If you've ever seen my Instagram account, you'll know I agree with that. You are one of the big endorsers. 200%. I'm the Nigella Lawson of Samsung. Well, don't big note yourself. Number seven, Anka. Butter, milk. Oh, yes.

Yeah. I get milk all the time from them. Yeah. They're your favourite milkers. I don't know. I just get the cheapest. Yeah. They're your favourite milkers. I don't know. I just get the cheapest. Yeah. Well, that's not Anka.

Number eight, Resene paint. Yeah. Number nine. When I think trustworthy, I think Resene paint. Yeah, absolutely. Not that I use it that often. Painted our whole house in that. Number nine, Toyota.

Oh, yeah, very trustworthy car. Can't kill a Toyota. Can't kill it. And number 10, Dettol. Surely Dettol should be higher on the list. You'd, very trustworthy car. Can't kill a Toyota. And number 10, Dettol. Surely Dettol should be higher on the list. You'd want it to be. Who doesn't trust Dettol? But to be honest, you know sometimes I'm like, how many germs is this killing?

99.9%. Is it? Okay. 0.1% you're going to be worried about. There you go everybody. Get yourself a Whittaker's chocolate block on the way home. Dip it in some tip-top ice cream and take a photo of it on your Samsung. And then drink some paint. Actually, don't do that.

That is bad for you. We're not going to be on that list, are we? Bree and Clint. For the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Look, I don't know if you remember this, Clint, but I told you about a story where Hamish Blake was going on Gogglebox, the celebrity version.

Yes. Just one episode, one time only, him and his wife. Yeah, how much they were going to get paid, right? Yeah. So the story that came out a few months ago, and this was obviously a rumour, was that they were being paid half a million dollars. For one episode of Gogglebox?

To appear in one episode. Yeah. But out today, he was actually on another radio show in Aussie, the Kyle and Jackie O Show, and they asked him about it. Good. And said, is that true? How much were you paid? And he's answered it.

How much were you offered? Do you know how much we got paid? How much? $5,000. Five, zero, zero, zero. That makes people better. That's what we got off it. Fuck it.

Everyone gets the same thing. Still, five grand's not bad to sit there and watch TV. Right? I'd do it. I'd do it. I'd be keen. Where did the half a million dollar rumour come from? Maybe someone just put a couple extra zeros on or something.

Did they read it wrong? Yeah. Because they would have hated that. People would have thought that they were asking for half a million dollars to go on Gogglebox. Because Hamish and Zoe, while they are very rich, they're also very relatable. They've lost touch with the common man though, haven't they? You know, that's their brand.

$5,000. On the flip side of that, they are very rich. Do it for free. Yeah, just do it for free. That's what happens when you become really rich. I'll do it for free. Start doing things for free. Oh, well, good.

Good to clear that up I was insanely jealous there for a bit Me too Remember we got Sharon on From Gogglebox New Zealand To ask how much she'd pay us And she said she would pay me Half a million

So I'll remember that if it ever comes back That's the latest This is one of my favourite stories Of the year so far And no one got hurt So that's the main thing, right? Let me take you to Washington where firefighters had to be called to rescue a woman after she fell into a long drop toilet.

Oh. While trying to retrieve her phone. Oh, no. Now, look, if you don't know what a long drop toilet is, some people call them vault toilets, some people call them thunder boxes. It's essentially toilets that you find in national parks where they dig a big hole and the excrement just goes straight down into this big hole and then they kind of have a truck that comes out

and cleans it out every now and then. Do they? I reckon a lot of them they just cleans it out every now and then. Do they? I reckon a lot of them they just chuck sawdust on top and let nature take its course. It's not for a long time, but some of them do have that when it gets full because, I mean. It's a big hole full of poos. It is.

Human poos. That's what it is. It's a non-flushing toilet. And she fell in. Wait, listen to the rest of this story. She fell into a long drop. Listen to the story. So she's obviously dropped her phone down the long drop.

Yeah. And apparently she attempted to take the toilet apart, disassembling the seat and housing, and she used her dog's leash to try and fish out the dropped phone, according to authorities. So the woman used the leash. She then tied the leash around to try and support herself so she could, like, you know, get down in the toilet

to try and get this phone, right? Anyway, apparently the leash failed and broke and that's when she slid headfirst into the long drop toilet. After spending nearly 20 minutes trying to climb out, she used her phone. Oh, thank God. So she got her phone back. Thank God the phone was in there.

She got her phone back. She used her phone to call emergency services. They said the patient was extremely fortunate not to be overcome by toxic gases or sustained injury. They washed her off. They hosed her down. Hopefully in the car park. And put her in a disposable tracksuit.

Yeah. And sent her home. You know the bit that sticks in my mind for this? What sticks? Well, she fell head first. And when the leash broke, she would have screamed, which means she would have gone face first into it with her mouth open. Some of

those can be quite a long way. She could have fell quite some distance but I mean soft landing. That is, you think about that situation because anyone who has used a long drop toilet knows the smell. They all

have a smell. Yeah, I can tell you what the smell is. No, but it's like, it's weird. It's just a strange experience. Usually when you use one, you can feel the wind up there. It's cold too. Like the stuff down there would be cold.

It's real dark in there too. Okay, all right, cool. I've had enough of talking about it. Isn't that the most horrific story? That poor woman. That poor woman. That poor woman. Can you imagine? If you think you've had a shitty day. Yeah.

Where was the dog in this situation? I hope not in there as well. No, but was the dog like barking and trying to get her help and that sort of thing? Maybe. It made me think of a story that Producer Ben was involved in, actually. We were at Friday Jams, the concert, weren't we, Producer Ben? Yeah in actually. We were at Friday Jams, the concert, weren't we, Producer Ben?

Yeah, yeah, we were. And you, it wasn't a long drop, but you dropped your phone down the port-a-loo at a festival. I had the dungarees on and I undid them and it fell into the port-a-loo and then we left and in ten minutes I was like, nah, I'm gonna

go back and find it. I know which port-a-loo it is so I went back and I was like this is it and just put my hand straight in and grabbed it. 10 minutes later so people had gone on top of it. I was with Ben. Who knows. I was with Ben and it wasn't 10 minutes. Maybe it was quicker. We kind of walked out and then you know what it's like at a festival. There's a million

port-a-loos. Horrific. And I was like Horrific. Are you sure you know which one? I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Because you could be sticking your hand down a toilet for no reason. The worst bit of this story is. You got it back, hey? Yeah, you got it back.

Congratulations. The worst bit is it was a work phone. Yeah. Just leave it. Just leave it. I'm not putting my hand in the toilet for a work phone. I'd probably go back for it. Would you?

Yeah. Nah. Yeah, probably. Not my phone. He got it. It looked pretty clean, to be honest. Still got it. Is it the same phone? I think so. Oh, probably. Not my phone. He got it. It looked pretty clean, to be honest. It's fine. Still got it. Is it the same phone? I think so. Oh, man. Nah, that's a new one, I think. You reckon this was

the new one? Yeah. Yeah, who does? Anyway, I thought we could ask people this afternoon. God, that was a good story. On 0800DIALZM or you can text us on 9696, because this has happened to everyone. Where have you dropped your phone?

It could be anywhere. It doesn't have to be gross, right? You could have dropped your phone off the Golden Gate Bridge by accident when you were taking a photo, that sort of thing. You might have got the phone back, or maybe you didn't get the phone back. We want all the stories. 0800 DIAL ZM, or you can text us on 9696 if you still have your phone. You want the gross ones, don't you?

Absolutely. Call us with the gross ones right now. Call us from the phone. Where did you drop your phone? I hope Ben used that Portaloo phone on speaker for a while and not up against his face. You know, just until it had time to... The reception's so shitty around here.

Brian Clint. You know, just until it had time to... The reception's so shitty around here. A woman in Washington has dropped her phone into the long drop toilet and she's decided, I'm going to go in there and get it. She used her dog leash. It broke. She fell in the toilet. Luckily, she found the phone and she was able to call emergency services. To retrieve her from the hole. In the phone and she was able to call emergency services. To retrieve her from the hole. In the phone.

Oh. I just, I just, I just wouldn't. Like, I can't think of. Would you? Yeah. Apart from a child or a pet, there's not much I would fish out of a long drop. Oh, I thought you were going to say put the kid down there to get it. Would you pick your phone out of a normal toilet?

Just like a toilet bowl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have a toilet bowl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you done that? No, no. You haven't? But you would.

But a friend did. Yeah. And they brought it back and they're like, oh, my phone isn't working. It got wet. And I said, oh, give it to me. And I was shaking it and I was going, and then I dropped it in the toilet.

Oh, yuck. Why didn't you tell me that earlier? I totally forgot. But over the Easter break, I lost my phone. I was on the four-wheeler around my parents' property in Queensland and we were going around the property on the four-wheeler and it came out my back pocket. And I was like, well, that phone's gone.

Went in to find my iPhone and it's so accurate, I was able to pinpoint the area in the paddock in which it was and we found it. Oh, that's lucky. Yeah. Long grass. Long grass. Yeah, right.

Well, good for you. Congratulations. We'll ask people this afternoon, where did you drop your phone? We'll start with Daniel. Kia ora, Daniel. G'day, Dan. Hello. Where did you drop your phone, mate? I managed to mow, like I was mowing the lawns

and had it in my jersey pocket on the top pocket, like where your breast height is sort of thing. And it went into the lawnmower and spat back out in pieces. Oh no! The lawnmower chopped it up. You're kidding me. Thank God for insurance. I was going to say, do you get insurance for that if your phone falls into the lawnmower?

Well, I'm very accident prone, so yes. Can you imagine telling the insurance people? Yeah, it went in the lawnmower. Sure it did. Yeah, they had a bit of a laugh on my expense, and I don't blame them at all. Okay, thank you, Daniel. That's a good one. Let's go to Rusko.

Kia ora, Rusko. Hi, Rusko. Hello, how are you guys? Good, thank you, Rusko. Tell us, where did you drop your phone? We dropped the phone in the zoo in South Africa. And on the wall, we went up with a cable car in Pretoria and a brand new phone I bought for my wife

and then she's taking pictures of these lions and divides the tigers and when she pulled her hand back, it touched the bars and it fell down on the wall dividing the tigers and the lions from one another. It was between the tiger and lion enclosures? On top of the wall,

dividing these two and you can't get to it. So what did you do? We went to the zookeeper and asked him if he can do it and he said, well, it's a bit dangerous and I think the phone might still be lying there. Even now you think the phone might still be there? If you want to go and try your luck with the lions and get the phone, I think I'd rather just get a new phone. Can you imagine, Rusko, if you want to go and try your luck with the lions and get the phone. Yeah, no, no, thank you. I think I'd rather just get a new phone. Can you imagine, Roscoe, if you called it?

Can you just imagine if we called it now on air and the next minute a lion answers? It will answer. I wonder what its name will be. Simba. Old Simba the lion. Roscoe, Simba, where have you been, mate? In South Africa. You two are stoned, honestly.

Thank you, Roscoe. We appreciate it. That was good stuff from him. Someone texted her and they said, when I was a kid, someone dropped a heavy-duty torch down a long-drop toilet and it was lit up for days just like a Christmas tree. Us kids thought it was hilarious.

That is funny. That is good. Like a bat signal coming out of the portal. Finally, Georgia, where did you drop your phone? I was at a music festival, and it was my brand-new iPhone, and I took my shorts down, and it fell straight through the middle of some delightful poop. Oh, in the portaloo?

Yeah, and I just didn't even think twice and just reached straight in and got it out. Oh! Was it your own? Hey. Was it your own or did you? Yeah, it was my brand new phone. I'd had it all week.

No, I was saying, was it your own as in the toilet? No, no, no. Oh, that makes it ten dollars! No, she's at a festival. It's everybody's. What do you mean, was it your own as in the toilet? No, no, no. Oh, that makes it ten dollars. No, she's at a festival. It's everybody's. What do you mean was it her own? No, I was thinking she went the toilet and then it dropped in. No, I'd say it was probably one of the most recent ones before me,

but it wasn't mine, no. I think it was her neck. Georgia, that makes me feel ill. I mean, better than falling into the long drop, though. Yeah, yeah, rather your phone than your whole body. I had to buy a hoodie sleeve after. Oh! And continued.

And COVID had just happened, so there was no hand sanitiser anywhere. It was just after everything had happened. Oh! I feel like that's a sleeveless hoodie going for a day. You didn't go home after that? You were like, no, I'll carry on? No, no, but I carried on. Yeah, no, I feel like... That's a sleeveless hoodie going for a day. You didn't go home after that? You were like, nah, I'll carry on. No, I carried on. Yeah, no, I carried on.

Georgia, I admire you for that. There you go, everybody. And also, I'm disgusted. Get yourself one of those little pop sockets for the back of your phone so you don't drop it. Yeah, to hold on to it. Bree and Clint. Look, according to some people,

there's a tough question facing New Zealanders in their 20s right now. So you and I, Bree. You and I, Clint. Definitely us. Definitely us. Don't ask to see our bits. Hello, fellow youths.

No, no, no. There's a hard question facing the 20s. Pals or long whites? No, that's not it. It's a tough one. R and V or R and A? Ooh. No, no.

No, the lol, by the way, those were two jokes. The question is, house or travel, which one do you do? Because as the world starts to open up, but also, well, the world is open open by the way, you can go. People are going. I went

last week. You went for a visit. The OE is back on, you know. You can go and live in London or van around Europe again because finally it's available. But at the same time things are getting stupidly expensive. Crazy expensive.

Everything is getting expensive. So I don't know if I agree with it, but the argument is this. If you travel, which you can do now, that's going to be expensive, right? And you probably have to leave the job that you currently have, and you might have spent a few years getting a head in, so you have to leave your career and then start again when you get back. On the other side, if you buy a house, you could still travel.

You could put some tenants in there to pay your rent, but you've still got to get a house deposit and then you're going to have to get money on top of that to go travelling as well. So the shitty situation that they're saying that some people in their 20s are in right now is they probably can't have both. Which one do you choose?

Well, I mean, if you're in Auckland, right, let's just say hypothetically this person's in Auckland. Yeah. You could hunker down and save for a house deposit for like 40 years. Yeah. And then you might have half that house deposit after 40 years of saving and then you go travelling. Yeah, yeah.

Well, that doesn't sound very viable. You joke, but it's tough, right? It's horrible. And there's probably enough money to do both. We have someone who's in their 20s at the moment and hasn't been travelling yet, Anastasia. Is this a reality for you? Do you think you have to choose whether you go travelling or buy a house?

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, but you're not really in this category because you come from a very rich family. No, I literally don't. Nah, nah, nah. Nah, that's something that even the Auckland thing makes it even harder. Yeah. But yeah, oh my gosh, there are so many people that I know

that have hunkered down and they are staying at their houses that they've bought or there's the rest of us that are just going to travel. Because boring, right? You get a sacrifice going and travelling that. But I didn't do the travel thing. But then like retirement and all that sort of stuff. Yeah, retirement, that's so far away.

Oh my God, you're in your 20s. You're in your 20s. Why are you thinking about that? The plan is travel, come back, marry a rich dude. I have always, yeah, I mean, it's a good plan. And if they're listening, get in early, fellas. Her number is 027. No, no, no, yeah, I mean, it's a good plan. And if they're listening, get in early, fellas. Her number is 027. No, no, no, no, no.

No, what I, I've always lived my life where I'm like, you know, I'm going to worry about that when I need to worry about it. And that's why I don't have a house. So, Biebs, here's a question for you. You can only go to one concert this year and the ones that are coming up, do you go to Harry Styles or Justin Bieber? Which show? If you're born on a budget,

you can only afford to go to one. Which one do you go to? What about Dua Lipa? No, you've got free tickets to Dua Lipa and you have to buy Harry or Justin. What do you buy? Well, I've seen Justin before, so it's got to be Harry.

I agree. That's what I'll be doing as well. My answer's Tame Impala. Thanks for asking. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually... Who was that? We weren't talking about cars that you drive. I think I should be eliminated from the game. What are you talking about? Anyway, let's move on. I choose Laneway. Laneway's so dope. I love it. I choose that weekend. Laneway's so dope. I love it. I choose that weekend.

What weekend? D&B, baby. Yeah. Anyway, Google down. It's time to play. This is where we try and find out who is the fastest Googler. And, Bailey, you will be taking part. Hi, Bailey.

Hey, y'all. How you going? All right, so here's the rules, guys. I'm going to be reading out a question that I've put into Google. I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question. If you're the first person to

yell it out, you get a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of that question. First of three wins. Special honour for you today, Bailey, too. It's Producer Ben's last ever Google down before he leaves our team. You could be the last person to beat Producer Ben this afternoon. Ooh.

He's excited. Just some added incentive for you. Producer Ben, I believe in you. I want you to win. Also, Bailey, I'd like you to win. The other two, you've won enough. It's the old motto, right? Old motto, right?

Hashtag anyone but Anastasia. All right. With that being said, question number one, here we go. Google is ready. Are you Googling on a phone, right? Old motto, right? Hashtag anyone but Anastasia. All right. With that being said, question number one, here we go. Google is ready. Are you Googling on a phone, Bailey? Yeah. Okay, perfect. That means everyone here will be Googling on a phone.

Question number one. How many months is a rhino pregnant for? Oh, gosh. 15 to 16. That is correct. 15 and a half. 15 to 16 months. The only animal with a longer gestation period is elephants.

Gestation. Interesting. Yeah. Which, I mean, do you know how long they're pregnant for? Two years. I was going to say, is that question two? Two years. What a nightmare. I tell you what, for rhinos too, it's bloody hard pushing that horn out.

Yeah, I bet. Imagine the elephant with that trunk. Yeah. Oh, that'd be easier. Trunk's easier than a horn. Come on. You would know. Question number two.

Which country has the most KFCs? America. Ben is out. China. Clint is right. Was that a guess? It was a guess, but I now have the data to back it up. 7,166 stores.

Jinx. And then the United States comes in second. I looked up New Zealand, just over 100. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We've got room for more. All right. Question number three.

That means one to Clint, one to Anastasia. You still there, Bailey? Yep. Come on, mate. You got this next one to Anastasia. You still there, Bailey? Yep. Come on, mate. You got this next one. Here we go. How old was Thomas Jefferson when he died?

He served as the third president. 83. That's right, Ben. Yes, Ben. Well done. You totally duped us with that. Why? He was the third president of the United States. The way that you said it was confusing and very good.

She's a loser. Here's the worst. Oh, no, no, you've got to point your phone. I was about to eliminate Anastasia. She's still in. Let's keep going. Here we go. Question number four.

When did they finish building the Sydney Harbour Bridge? When did they finish building the Sydney Harbour Bridge? 1959. Oh, shit, that's all gone. Anastasia Zell. 1932. That's right, Clint. 1923.

Oh, Bailey was right there. Apparently the bridge was not fully paid for until 1988. Really? Yeah. Crazy, eh? I like to think of them doing afterpay with the Australia Bridge Company. I mean, who did they owe? Yeah, that's what I mean.

Who was it? Two to Clint, one to Anastasia, one to Ben. You know what they needed? Bridging finance. Question number five. Don't ding yourself. That's a financial joke for all my financial consultants listening to the show. That was the radio equivalent.

Bridging finance. I couldn't get it because I didn't... That's the equivalent. The radio equivalent of going... Yeah, okay. I'm on match point here. Let's go. Question number five. Who invented the yo-yo?

Who invented Ben, Drury and Philip? Ben, Drury and Philip. That's right, Anastasia. And Bailey was right behind. I don't know what Clint was reading. It was Pedro Flores. That's who invented Yoto.

Whoops. All right. God, this is a close game. Here we go. Question number six. Who was the voice of Jasmine in the original Aladdin? Lyndon Larkin. Lyndon Larkin. Clint's won it.

Well done. That's a victory for both of us, Bailey. Anyone but Anastasia. I nearly swore for the first time. That means you've picked up the KFC chicken dollars. Fun fact, she voiced the character, but the songs were done by a different woman. Wow. Leah Salonga.

We should change the rules of this game to, if Anastasia doesn't win, the caller gets KFC. That's how it works. That's brutal. We won't be giving out a lot of KFC then, Bailey. Enjoy your KFC, Bailey. We'll talk to you soon. Thanks for playing.

I like that, Anastasia. It's damn strong. Brian Clint. According to dentists, there is something that is as good for your teeth as brushing them that you can do. There he goes. That's a horrible sound effect.

Can you put the microphone in his mouth? Oh, turn it down. Is he brushing his teeth? That's horrible. He's a very aggressive brusher. Spit, spit. So what is it? Chief of Impress Orthodontics, Dr Khalid Kazim said,

on top of brushing and flossing, people could... kiss for four minutes a day. What? Kissing somebody for four minutes a day. What? Kissing somebody for four minutes a day is as good for your teeth as brushing them, according to this dentist. How does he kiss? Because I don't think that would work. I'm not licking someone's teeth who I'm kissing.

No, no, no. You don't need to lick my teeth clean. He says the main benefit of kissing is that it produces more saliva in your mouth and that saliva neutralises the acid that sits on your teeth, which then reduces the risk of you getting tooth decay. Yeah, chew a piece of sugar-free gum. It does the same thing. Well, that's not as much fun as having a four-minute PASH session.

I'm floating this to the missus when I get home. I'm going to say, you know what, you need to get up all in this shit, otherwise you're going to end up with too many fillings. You say that. A four-minute kiss is weird. You say that. Like, when you've been married, how long have you been married? How long have you been together?

Married for four years, together for seven. So you've been together a long time. I guarantee you, you're like, ooh, that sounds good. If you got into it, a minute in, in you'd be like this is a bit long we've kissed for four minutes over the last four years total I reckon just pics

but you could do it you're not married you're still young and hot and ready to go nah nah four minutes you can do four minutes four minutes is a long time

she can do four minutes right Ben she can do four minutes is this what your wife says to you she can do four minutes well we're about to find out please welcome to the show Nah Bree's co-host from Celebrity Treasure Island,

Nat Chisholm. Is he here? Yeah. No, he's not. For a four-minute pass. He's not. He's not. You considered it, though.

I actually thought he was here. I wouldn't be the first time. Bree and Clint. I had a really interesting thought the other night, Clint, where at the end of last year, when we went through that horrifically long lockdown, I became a gamer. And you did this quite actively too.

You didn't just become a gamer. You told us you were going to become a gamer, and we were like, cool, man. And then you bought the gaming console to become a gamer, a Nintendo Switch, I believe. And then you actually followed through, which was the weirdest bit to me. I'm just as shocked as you. And I wanted to make fun of you a lot, but I can't fault you.

You're a gamer. You're part of a gaming community. I've got a gaming crew. The main game that I play or the only game I play really is Fortnite. I'm a Fortnite-er. I drop in with my crew a couple of times a week. But it's the weird thing that I thought about the other day is that over the past six months or so, I've kind of, you know, gained friends on Fortnite. But all people I know, and we spend quite a lot of time gaming.

But there's this one guy that's in our Fortnite crew that I've never met before. But he is now one of my good mates because we talk at least three times a week on Fortnite. He's a gaming friend of yours? Yeah. And you've never met him? Never met the guy. Don't know what he looks like, but he's one of my mates.

So can you be mates with someone if you've never met them? I think so. Can you really be mates if you've never seen each other? You count him as a friend? Well, this is the thing. I say he's one of my friends. I don't know how he feels about the situation. We've got him on the line, so you can ask him to his face this afternoon,

or I can do it for you. Welcome to the show, Bree's Fortnite friend is George. G'day, George. G'day. Hey, do you want to drop in in a couple of hours tonight, maybe? Could be pretty keen. So how did you come to be in a gaming group? Are you guys a team?

Is that how it works? Yeah, we play together. How did you come to be on Bree's team in Fortnite? I was actually to a flatmate of mine who works in media as well. He sort of knew a few people from work that dropped in every now and again, and I sort of took over the controller one night and ended up... We can't get rid of your sins, George. Exactly.

So do you count Bree as a friend? She clearly counts you as one. Would you say that you and Bree are friends? Well, it depends how you define friend. Hey, George, come on. She's on Tinders here, mate. So how do you define friend then? No, I think it definitely would be a friend for sure.

It's someone who you can just have a friendly conversation with and a chat at the end of the day and just relax and enjoy yourself. What George is saying is he's keen to play Fortnite, not keen to hang out outside of Fortnite. Is that what you're saying? It kind of sounds like it, yeah. Yeah, well, she is the fourth member of the group, so. George!

He's not like this on Fortnite, can I say? He's lovely. He's been G'd up by the producers. You're lovely, George. Do you know what Brie looks like, at least? Because if she's your friend, surely you know what she looks like. Well, I had to follow her on Instagram, so yes, I get the regular update. If you were in the same bar as her, you would know that was her

and you'd be able to go, hey, it's me, George from Fortnite. Yeah, I use my gamer tag normally when I'm in public, though. Oh, what is it? I don't know if I want to out myself with that one. Oh, true. No, don't, because he's really good, and we don't want to lose him from the squad, and other people will add him.

Well, George Bree's friend from Fortnite, she told me that she has no idea what you look like. I'm not surprised, really. I know you've got red hair, George. I'm quite a private person. Yeah, like on your Instagram, there is like no photos of you pretty much. Yeah, I like to keep it that way.

So I guess the only place to go to from here is for you guys to meet up. Meet up for a beer. I'd love to. Have a friend date. Yeah. Ask them out. Yeah, that sounds good to me. George, you want to go for a beer this weekend?

Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. Oh, nice. Nice. That had the potential to be so awful. And then if we hate each other, we'll lose the Fortnite group. But, you know, I mean, shit happens. Yeah, okay, well, we'll leave you guys to plan that off air.

But, George, thank you for joining us this afternoon on the show. No worries. Thanks, George. Drops tonight, later, all right, mate? Let's talk to some other people out there who have got friends that they've never met before. I don't because I live in the real world. But there's lots of ways. Let's talk to some other people out there Who have got friends That they've never met before Yeah I don't

Because I live in the real world But there's lots of ways Hey there's a lot of cool ways You can connect with people these days And it doesn't even have to all be e-friends You could have a pen pal That you've never met I'd love to talk to someone

Has anybody still got a pen pal? Yeah Maybe it's an online thing Maybe it's I don't know how it works Are you friends with somebody But you guys have never met in real life? Maybe you became friends

with someone in a call centre because you had to call them so many times about insurance and now you're friends. Oh, $800 at M where you can text us on 9696. Free in Clint. Do you have a friend you've never met? If you've missed it, I'm a gamer now. I play Fortnite

a couple of times a week with a crew. I know all of them except for one guy called George, who's the best player by far. Is he really? He is. And I don't know why he wants to play with us. What's he doing hanging out with you, Average Joe? Well, that's the thing.

I don't know why he wants to play with us because we're, I mean, Megan's very good. Okay, and Alan's pretty good. It's just me. I'm the only bad one. I'm the bad's very good. Okay, and Alan's pretty good. It's just me. I'm the only bad one. I'm the bad one. Yeah. I'm not very good, but he's really good.

Anyway, I figured it out the other day where I realised, I've known this guy for like six months. We're friends. We talk like three times a week, but I've never met him. Don't know what he looks like. Strange, eh? Strange world. So I've asked you, have you got a friend that you've never met?

Emily's called up. Kia ora, Emily. Hi, Emily? Weird. So we've asked you, have you got a friend that you've never met? Emily's called up. Kia ora, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. Whereabouts did you, how did you meet this person that you've never met? Back in the dodgy days of Omegle. Omegle. That was a chat room, eh?

Yeah. All right. Was Omegle like chat roulette? Yeah, similar to that, yeah. No way. Without the video pulling, you could do just chat. So you got allocated a random person to just chat to on Omegle? Pretty much.

So who is this person, Emily? How long have you been friends with them? His name's Sydney. We've been friends for 10 years. Wow. And you've never met? Never met. We were literally just talking last night

because they have a thing called Kauai Con over in Hawaii. Is that where he lives? He has to come. Oh my God. You've got a friend in Hawaii that you've never met. So have you guys taken it out of the chat room? Have you at least had a phone call with each other? Yeah.

So we've video chatted and stuff like that. We know everything about each other. He's got younger siblings and all that. We're friends on all social medias. Emily, can I ask, has there ever been any romantic feelings? No. No, just friends. Have you got a partner?

I have had partners over the last 10 years. I've had partners. And how did they feel about your online friend? I was kind of like, well, tough. Yeah, right. My best friend here in New Zealand, he's a male too, so it was kind of like tough. Yeah, yeah.

It's my friend and he was around long before you were. Yeah. So tough. Good for you. Interesting. Fascinating. Okay, also you've got somewhere to stay if you ever go to Hawaii, right? Exactly.

Bex is here. Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hi, guys. Have you got a friend that you've never met? Exactly. Bex is here. Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex. Hi, guys. Have you got a friend that you've never met? Yes, so for just over, well, just on a year now, I've been chatting with a friend,

just pen pal in America, and we were chatting for like four or five months, because I got connected with him off a forum, and then just this year in January, we video chatted for the first time for his 30th birthday

and he's actually in prison. Oh my god! No way! And he never told you? Well no, I did know he was in prison because I went on like a pen pal I was looking for a pen pal. I was going to say the pen pal bit should have been a giveaway

that they were in prison. That's how you communicate from prison. I'm fascinated Bex, were you looking for a pen pal. I was going to say, the pen pal bit should have been a giveaway that they're in prison. That's how you communicate from prison. I'm fascinated. Bex, were you looking for a pen pal who was in prison? No. So I was just looking for a pen pal in general. And then when you search pen pal, you get New Zealand corrections straight away. And I was like, oh, if I'm going to do that, I don't want New Zealand. I want someone in a completely

different category. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want the chance that if it goes bad, you're never going to run into them. What did he do? Becks? Some bad stuff? To be honest, not as bad. Like, he didn't kill anyone. He is going to be released from prison soon. So, yeah, we're hoping

to have proper, you know, conversations on the phone and not just 29 minutes and that sort of thing. Be serious with us. Do you think you'll ever meet up with your prison pen pal? We've talked about it and there is hope, like, you know, in five to ten years' time. But, like, we don't, yeah, we just enjoy this conversation on the phone. Bex, is it a romantic thing or just a friendship thing?

No, strictly just friends. We've never talked about it. Does he feel the same? I wouldn't know for sure. It's not something I've entertained or asked. So for me, it's completely just friends. It'd be nice for him to talk to someone else. Also, he's got no reason not to write back.

Like if he ever stops writing back, you know he's not busy. You're like, I know you're not traveling. Okay, thanks, Bex. Finally, Tammy's here. Hi, Tammy. Hi, Tammy. Hi there.

You married the friend you've never met. I did. Yeah. Wait. Explain, Tammy. Well, not right off the bat, but we met on Dungeons & Dragons online. I can hang my head in shame. But we played for about two years.

And then we decided we were going to meet. And so I flew. I'm Canadian. I flew to Auckland. And we met in Auckland and spent about a week together and decided that we wanted to make a go of it. So he visited me in Canada. And then about six months later, I moved to New Zealand. Shut up.

And I've been here for 10 years now. Your Dungeons and Dragons love story. Are you telling me, Tammy, that in a year and a half, I'm going to marry George? Quite possibly, yes. That's right. I can't wait. Sorry, George. Are you telling the ladies out there who are trying to find a man right now,

they need to get into Dungeons and Dragons? I think that's what I took from it. Well, there's not many women on it, so you get a lot of attention. Hey, I'm keen. You'll stand out, won't you, Tammy? Fascinating. Okay, hey, thanks, Tammy. And congratulations as well.

Thank you. Year and a half, guys. Put it in the diaries. We're coming to you and George's wedding. Yeah, we're getting married. Does your Karen partner know about that? I think you're going to get banned from Fortnite. Yeah, I think so too.

It's time for Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger time. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song top of the charts on your 16th? Let's start with Taylor. Hi, Taylor. G'day, Taylor. Hey, how we going?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, wonderful, thanks. Tell me the most exciting thing that happened to you today, Taylor. Hey, how are we going? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, wonderful, thanks. Tell me the most exciting thing that happened to you today, Taylor. I've been working, so the whole day is just amazing. Good attitude.

And if your boss is listening, Taylor loves it. She is there. She's there, yeah. What do you do for Mahi, Taylor? What's your job? Electrician. Oh, nice. Sparky. Excellent. Taylor, what's your birthday, mate? Yeah, yeah. What do you do for Mahi, Taylor? What's your job? Electrician. Oh, nice. Sparky. Excellent. Taylor, what's your birthday, mate?

Yeah, 4th of October, 1993. All right. You were 16 in 2009. And on the 4th of October in 2009, this was number one. Tayo Cruz, big banger. Not too bad, eh? heart. I'm only banger. Tyo Crews, big banger. Not too bad, eh? You like it? Solid banger.

I think the boys on site like it. Yeah. Excellent. Wait, what are you guys still doing on site? It's half past five. OT. Over time. Gotta get the job done.

Yeah, right. Jeez, that is some expensive overtime. I heard the Sparkies were the first to knock off. I thought you guys were out the building first. Yeah, usually, but not tonight. Okay, well, thanks, Taylor. Wait there. You could be our winner.

Ashley's here. Hi, Ash. G'day, Ash. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How was your day? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. That's good to hear.

You been at work? No, I spent the day with my daughter and my nephew, so it's been pretty chill. So work. Yeah. That work. Yeah. That motherhood life. I love that. Yeah, but at the beach, so not too bad.

Oh, okay. Well, that makes it a bit better. Ashley, what's your birthday? No more sympathy for you, Ashley. 12th of September, 1990. Ashley's like, workday's still going. I'm drinking. But things won't go to sleep.

You were 16 in 2006, and Ash, here's your birthday bag. You like it, Ash? Yep, yep. I used to listen to it when I was 16. That's a good one. I mean, she's relevant again. Jack Harlow. Jack Harlow. Wait there, we'll do one more birthday banger For Lauren

Kia ora Loz Kia ora Loz Hello How was your day mate? Yeah pretty good Did you go to work? No Home stay mum

Oh So work then Yeah The hardest job of all It never ends You're trying to get Your mum brownie points up You're like

It never Trust me After spending A week at home and watching my sister with a two-year-old nephew, oh, my God, it is a lot of work. I'm exhausted. Lauren, what's your birthday, babe? 22nd of the 9th, 89.

Right, you were 16 in 2005. And on the 22nd of September, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger. I love this Rihanna song because you don't hear it as much. Nah. It's the first Rihanna song, eh? First one. Do you like it, Lauren?

Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I like it too. That's a good one, Loz. I love it, in fact, but I'm not going to vote for it. I'm going to vote for Tayo Cruz, Break Your Heart. I'm shocked. I know. I'm going to go for Tayo Cruz as well.

Ooh-wee. Taylor, you've done it for the boys. Well done, guys. Putting in the overtime. Enjoy your birthday banger, okay, Taylor? Thank you. See you, Taylor. Made some sparkies. Very happy. Bree and Clint, Banger. Okay, Taylor? Thank you. See you, Taylor. Made some sparkies.

Very happy. Bree and Clint, sit in. Did I miss anything? I just came back from the bathroom. I was having a bathroom break. Shack on acting, man. I am definitely a thespian. It's a great segue because this next story will be quite shocking

to a lot of people. But it's making news around the world after a boss has decided that at this vegan bakery over in the States that all of his employees must clock in and out to take bathroom breaks. What do you mean they have to clock in and out? So there's a door where they have to leave to go to the bathroom. Right.

And they must put in their pin code. Not one of those workplaces where the bathroom is in the office. Oh, yeah. In the middle of that. No, I feel like, you know, they're at the counter. They're like at the counter. Yeah. And to get out of the counter area, they have to clock out of this door. No, I feel like, you know, they're at the counter. They're like at the counter. Yeah. And to get out of the counter area, they have to clock out of this door.

Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. And he says, I'm not paying you to have bathroom breaks so you can clock your numbers. They've each got their own personal code and it like stops their working hours. Yeah. They go to the bathroom and then they have to clock back in. What an asshole.

I know. Right? Surely, I mean, I get it if people are abusing it, but surely a certain number of bathroom breaks is a human right. You'd think so. He's also making them clock in and out for 10-minute shift breaks, lunch breaks. Nah.

And questions regarding personal requests. Nah. Nah. You get freaked. Nah. That's part of the job. That's BS. That's rough A.

Yeah. That's a real tight-ass boss. It's a tight-ass boss. It's also like you're working in some kind of prison system. Like, come on, man. It's not going to have good morale. No. However, in his defense, and I say this with love to all of our wonderful hospitality workers,

I don't like to think about my bakery workers doing toilet business. Like, I like to think that they do that before and after work. Then when they're in the bakery making my donuts, there's no toilet business going on. They're doing donuts in the toilet, too. It's everywhere mate I had a friend who worked in a call centre For a very big company And if they wanted a bathroom break

They had to Hit this button on their screen Oh yeah you told me about this one time And then their manager remotely from another computer Would approve their bathroom break That is ridiculous And a timer would start on the screen However long they were allotted For their bathroom break. That is ridiculous. And a timer would start on the screen, however long they were allotted for their toilet break.

I don't know how long it was, but say it's five minutes. And so then they get to go to the toilet. So you take your headphones off, run to the toilet, and then you need to be back at your desk to click that you're back at your station before the timer ends. And if the timer finishes before you get back, there's like a question around why you took so long in the bathroom so wait i've got questions so let's say

is there an option so when you're typing in for your bathroom break they get sent off to your manager yeah is there an option for number ones and number twos like do you get more time yeah because obviously you can you put your case across can Can you go, hey, boss, I've got to do a mega dump? What if you were like, look, I put in for a number one, and when I got there, turns out it was a number two. Or can you store them up? Like if you haven't been for a number two at work for the last week, can you go, hey, boss, I need five lots of number twos.

I've been constipated. No, no, no, like you did them at home, but you've saved up the time. I've been real constipated, and now I think I'm going to need about an hour. You guys owe me. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'll ask them and let you know. Bree and Clint. This is not happy news, but it's seriously impressive.

The world's oldest person has passed away at the age of 119 years old. Oh, my God. That is old. Oh, two more years, and she could have had her 21st again. Oh, no. She could have done two Oh, two more years and she could have had her 21st again. Oh, no. She could have done two yardies. Yeah. Or 42 shots.

Yeah, that would have been impressive. Surely you can drink more the older you get. Surely that's how it works. Her name is Kane Tanaka. I hope I'm saying that right. It could be Kanet. She's Japanese. I don't know how to say it.

But she passed away in her rest home in the town that she spent her entire life in. Interesting that she's from Japan. It seems like a lot of the oldest people these days are from Japan. That sounds really weird to say, but what I'm getting at is, what are they eating over there? What are they doing? What's the secret? Yeah, what's the secret?

I don't know what her lifestyle was like, but she has said the type of food that she was into, which just gives you an indicator right this is good okay it's your life feel at what keeps you going uh kane's favorite things to eat were chocolate and fizzy drinks so good to go i'm gonna live forever i like the ones where it's like red wine and cigarettes just a concoction of all your favorite alcoholic drinks It's weird though

Because it's never You never hear one of these stories About someone who lived to 100 plus And they go It was a paleo diet You know They never go You know what the secret for me was

Cutting out carbs It was the Atkins diet And I lived on that my entire life It was F45 That's how I did it It's never that It's never the health freaks Which makes me also go Is it just Are you just born to live that long Like is it in your genes life it was f45 that's how i did it yeah it's never that it's never the health freaks which

makes me also go is it just are you just born to live that long like is it a new genes i think to a certain extent it can be like it's a lifestyle to a certain point obviously but then yeah good genes like i look at some of my friends like i've got this one friend who's so naturally fit you know those people who are just really fit and she does nothing. Right. And I hate her for it. But is she fit or is she just thin? No, she's like real muscly.

I hate those people. I used to live with a guy like that. And he used to walk around with no shirt on. And I lived with him and he had abs and a chest. And I know he didn't have a gym membership because I lived with him. Yeah. So how many push-ups are you doing in your room? It's like those older people, like in their 70s. He had abs and a chest. And I know he didn't have a gym membership because I lived with him. Yeah.

So I'm like, how many push-ups are you doing in your room? It's like those older people, like in their 70s. You know when you see pictures and you see someone, like a guy in his 70s and he still has a six-pack? Yeah. It's like, I never got to have a six-pack and you're 70 and you still have one. Can they inject us with better genes? Yeah.

When can we work on that? When someone like this passeses away I always think Oh who's next in line You know Is there Who's yeah Is there someone Nipping at her heels

Going as soon as she's gone It's me It's like a race To see who can get the crown Well there is A new world's Oldest human being Who is it

Her name is Lucille Randon She's a French nun No way And she's 118 years old Right behind her And she's 118 years old. Right behind her. And she's now the record holder. I mean, the nun life isn't for me,

but I'm keen to know what she's eating at least. Well, it'd be, you know. Body of Christ, blood of Christ. Body of Christ, yeah. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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