ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th April 2023

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. You know how everybody is talking about AI at the moment? Yes. I did some experimenting with AI last night. Ooh, you bicentennial. Yeah. Yeah, it was a safe place.

We both let our guards down. Oh, come on producers, that was a safe place We both let our guards down Oh, come on producers, that was good gear Yes That's some good gear Alright, too much, too much Oh shit, sorry, sorry I found that real offensive I was doing some

I was using AI to try and paint different rooms in the house Uploading photos to it. Oh, yeah. It's not there yet. Not good? No. I just use AI to write a TikTok caption that it's not there yet. It's not there yet.

Not there yet. But it's not far off. It's there with music. You know how we talked this week about that Drake and the Weeknd song? Yes. This one. Which is not them. It's AI.

It's all AI. But it's excellent. Pretty good. And if the record label hadn't taken it down, I would have this on my playlist. It got me thinking, like, in the future, do you think you would listen to an AI album knowingly like if it was good would you care like do you care if it's made by real people or not yeah i well i mean this is my opinion right now who knows what will happen in the future yeah uh yeah i would care

because i feel like i mean i love music it makes me feel certain things and emotions. And I think the reason it does that is because I know that it's come from a person that has felt all those feelings and has been through something. Like when I listen to an Adele song, I know that she knows how I feel. You know what I mean? It's that human connection that it gives you, which an AI can't. And you're not willing to get that from a computer? No.

No, you're a speciest. Depends how many USB ports I have. You're a speciest. What's that mean? It means you're discriminatory towards robots. Oh my gosh, Clint. Jesus. Cry me a river.

But this makes me feel something. She thinks that I'm me. Oh, I kick her to the car. All I know is she's going. All I can hear is the annoying piano. Yeah, the repetition of the piano makes me angry. It's so annoying, eh? Yeah, but that's every Drake song. I like the way they make him go, Justin Bieber. That's a computer.

Yeah, see, it doesn't have the appeal for me Yeah interesting though Because eventually AI will be able to make Entire movies No no no And it will be able to computer generate The image of your favourite actors

And they'll be indistinguishable From the real thing And really if you wanted to In the future this is where it could go you could type into it you know you're like oh i'd love to watch a channing tatum film go make your own go channing tatum film where he goes to italy and falls in love with uh an italian nonna whose husband passed away and he does a strip dance for her and repairs her olive farm. Have you not seen Magic Mike, The Last Dance? That's pretty much what it is.

You know what I mean? And then you can make a movie and it's, yeah. I feel like it's a little bit, like a little ways off yet to doing that stuff. Oh, definitely. You know, like where it's like actual real good. Definitely, but it will happen faster than you realise. Like, because the AI will teach the AI and it will just learn.

That's what they said about, what were those things called? I can't even remember. Minidisc players. No, what were the things called? They were trying to sell them. Oh, NFTs. Oh, NFTs. They're like, guys, guys.

The next big thing. These are the next big things. They're going to take off. The metaverse, I'm telling you. Fucking metaverse. It's going to be huge. Yeah. It's going to be massive.

There was all of us just, we were coming out of lockdown, and they're like, you know you can't leave the house? Well, what if you never left the house again and you lived on the computer? Have you guys ever watched that movie Game Over? No, but I've heard it's very good. Not Game Over. Something Player One. Ready Player One.

Ready Player One. Have you guys watched it? That's the one I was thinking of, yeah. I think, yes, I have. Yes, it is. Very interesting movie. Like in my opinion, I feel like it could be a reality like in the distant future where everyone kind of lives on these virtual reality headsets and we all kind of live in a virtual reality world

and you interact with people. I would never leave my house. Wouldn't you be gutted if we moved to virtual reality and you still had shit clothes? Oh, yeah. You're like, these clothes aren't even real and I still can't. It's like everything's an app purchase and you can't buy anything and you're left with your generic clothes. Oh yeah. These clothes aren't even real and I still can't. It's like everything is in-app purchase and you can't buy anything and you're left with your generic clothes.

Can I at least be ripped in the metaverse? And they're like, if you go to the meta gym and have a meta gym membership. I'd rather just live in the real world then at least food will taste like something. Exactly right. You know? Exactly right. Don't make it unaccessible. Whoever the people are that are making these decisions. Elon. Elon? What right. Yeah. Yeah, don't make it unaccessible, whoever the people are that are making these decisions.

Elon. Elon. Whoever. What a dumb name. Okay. I learned an interesting fact about Elon Musk on the weekend. He's South African. Blew my goddamn mind.

He's got two dicks. True. No, not true. I don't know about that. But I learned how many Starlink satellites there are. Oh, yeah. Do you know how many there are? No.

You know how you see that line of Starlink satellites? Chasing around the sky. Yeah. So how many do you reckon there are? Like up here? So he has enough to network around the entire globe. Yeah. So it has to be a lot.

Yeah. Maybe 3,000? Very close. I thought I'd seen one link and I was like, cool, probably 50. He's launched over 4,000. Yeah, see, this really worries me me that kind of shit worries me 50 no but in one line you know but i didn't even think about the fact that it wasn't just that one line going around the world and supplying the whole world tesla it's insane you might have 50 of those satellites up there be nice if 50 could do the whole world it would be and it

was pretty naive to think that they could and that's the thing where you can get internet connection anywhere Anywhere Oh is that why we have internet connection? No It's why Hawke's Bay had internet connection No it's why you could get internet connection in the Sahara Desert if you needed it now Or like in the most remote parts of the world As long as you have a little satellite with you

You could be in the middle Is that what you need? You need that little receiver Do you? So carry that around with you Oh well not everyone's going to have that No When you're stuck in the middle. Is that what you need? You need that little receiver. Do you? So carry that around with you. Oh, well not everyone's going to have that. No. When you're stuck in the middle of the Sahara. Oh, that takes away

the appeal for me. I just thought it was if you signed up to Starlink. It'll probably build into your phone eventually. Right. You could just get it anywhere. Yeah. Right. With the 10,000 satellites you can reach. God, hopefully my parents could finally get some bloody good internet. Because we never had internet growing up. God, hopefully my parents can finally get some bloody good internet

because we never had internet growing up. Do you think your parents are going to work out how to install a Starlink satellite on the roof of their house? You can pay a man to do that, right? Yeah. Yeah, you can get a guy in. I mean, they do have some sort of dish on the house at the moment. It doesn't bloody work, though, does it?

What's the point? Yeah, my mum's always like, Stephen! Can you go check the internet dish? My wifi's not working. You've got to stop sitting your dad up on the roof. Yeah, I know. It isn't safe. She always

watches, she'll watch her shows and she'll only be able to watch it in like 10 minute increments because then it needs to buffer. So she's like, it's fine because I'll watch 10 minutes and then I'll go do some jobs. Go do the washing. And I'll come back and I'll watch it.

I'm like, how annoying. There's no way to live, is there? Is there? No. Yeah. Boo. Yeah. Go away, AI.

Can't wait for a computer to headline Coachella. Have a great podcast, everybody. We'll catch you guys back later. away, AI. Can't wait for a computer to headline Coachella. Have a great podcast, everybody. We'll catch you guys back later. Bye, guys. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Good afternoon, everybody. It's Bree and Clint on Thursday of a short week and you know what that means Brie? It means we do our signature week song. And a one.

Two and a one, two, three. Oh we love a short week. Yes we love a short week., we love a short week. Yes, we love a short week. Oh, we love a short week. Yes, we do. We love a short week. Yes, we do. The you went early on the yes, we do. Yeah, it's because I'm so excited about that.

I thought we were going to do another verse into the chorus and then into the yes, we do. Oh, yeah, of course. I didn't even take us through the second part of the chorus. You were doing the radio edit, so I'm the idiot. I should have realised that. Should we start from the top? No.

Hey, today on the show it's What's the Plot Day. If you've never played this with us before, if you know movies, great chance for you to go head to head with Bree and win some cash. At 4.30, we're going to play What's the Plot for $150. Not a bad little piece of money, but you're going to have to come through me. Speaking of a good little bit in your wallet,

we're going to kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady. $50 cash up for grabs. If you want it, then you've got to win. 0800 dial ZM. Taste a little chunk of change. Taste a little piece for your pocket. A little wallet. Pocket. Does everyone little piece for your pocket. Your little wallet pocket. Does everyone have a Velcro wallet I can borrow?

Nah, I haven't had a Velcro wallet for a long time. Are they still cool? I got rid of my Velcro wallet when I got rid of my wallet chain. Good idea. Good to just upgrade all at once. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trading versus lady. Here we are, Thursday the 27th of April

And the score update for the tradie versus lady game Is the ladies are in front by 1 34 wins for the year The tradies on 33 Can they hold on to the lead? Let's go to our lady first She's calling in from Auckland She's 29 and she once got stuck in a car wash.

Welcome to the show, Caitlin. Hi. G'day, Caitlin. How the hell did that happen? Were you in a car? Yes. Okay, you were in a car. Like it just stopped halfway.

So we had to ring the number on the side. How long do you reckon you were in the car wash for? I'm going to say at least 25 minutes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That would have been not very relaxing. I hope you got an extra couple of clicks on your car wash card for that. What a punish.

We actually got nothing. Nothing? Oh, not even a coffee? No. Oh. Okay, you're taking on our tradie today. He's also 29. He's from Christchurch, and he loves to go hunting.

Welcome to the show, Logan. G'day, Logan. Do you love your camo, do you, Logan? I love a bit of camo, yeah. A bit of polar fleece camo? Yeah. Most of my wardrobe, eh? Yeah.

What do you hunt? Anything that's around. Deer, wild boar. Yeah, just whatever else we can find. Neighbourhood cats. Yeah, maybe not. Alright, Logan,

your buzzer is tradie. Caitlin, your buzzer is lady. First of you to get three questions right is going home with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Dr. Chris Warner is a resident at which fictional... Ladies. Yes, Logan.

Just in before you, Caitlin. Shortland Street. Yeah, well done. That was close. I was so nervous for you there because I knew that you knew it. I knew Caitlin knew it. She was waiting to swipe in there. All right, one to the tradies.

Question number two. What is the common name for a dried plum? Trady. Lady. Yes, Logan. Apricot. No. No?

Prune. Oh, Logan, bless your heart. Caitlin, do you want to go with it? It's a prune. Yeah, it's a prune. I would so love if Caitlin was like, I was going to say apricot. It is, of course, a prune. Caitlin's like, I know this one, banana.

Which is so weird because an apricot when it's dried is just called a dried apricot. So why does a prune get a new name? Anyway, question number three. We're one apiece. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Seven things I hate about you. Yes, Logan. Jeez, you're quick on the mark.

It is Miley Cyrus. It is, of course, Miley Cyrus. And I'm sure Caitlyn was right there behind you. It's so interesting because they're the same age. So I feel like, you know. It's a very evenly weighted game, I feel. Very evenly weighted game. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. Which name is rapper Sean Combs more clear? Yes, Caitlin. He did it. Well done. She's on the money. Good stuff. Oh, this is such a good game.

Okay, here we go, guys. It's two apiece. That means this is for the win. Question number five. What did the crocodile swallow in Peter Pan? Was it? Yes, Caitlin. Oh, no.

She doesn't know it. She just wanted to buzz in first. Yeah, because I've been so slow the whole time. You have to have a guess. It was multi-choice, but you buzzed in before the multi-choice options came out, so have a stab. Okay, so wait. What did the crocodile swallow? In Peter Pan.

Give me three seconds. Captain Hook. I mean, good guess. Good guess. Logan, do you want to guess? Is it a clock? It was a clock. What a game.

That was such a good game. Hey, Logan, you've drawn the tradies level with the ladies on 34 wins, and you've got a victory in 50 bucks cash. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you so much, guys. No worries. Go buy yourself a new camo vest.

Will do. Bree and Clint. All right, strap in, everyone. We're about to have quite an intricate discussion about something very important. Needs to be had, this discussion. No one's having it. Not enough people are having this conversation.

Not enough people are talking about this. It hasn't entered the mainstream. We need to bring these topics to light. But it's something that everybody deals with. Everybody deals with. Definitely is. The conversation we need to discuss this afternoon is, what is the perfect amount of pillows for a bed? Correct.

Yeah. It needs to be had, this discussion. I have firm opinions. I think a lot of people do. And like all of these things, I believe I am right. Like, before you got married, before you met your wife, Lucy, like when you were a single bachelor, your view on this topic was one. Yeah, very different.

One pillow. Oh no, two. Two. Because I was always hopeful that someone would stay over. Two very flat pillows. Typical bachelor. There's always a guest pillow. Yeah.

You know, I'm not a crazy person. Can you text us, by the way? Yes. If you've got an opinion on this, text us. What's the correct number of pillows to go on the bed? What is the perfect amount? We haven't even acknowledged the fact that it – does it vary for people who are in relationships?

Do people in relationships need more pillows? That's a great question. Or is there just a set amount of pillows that go on a bed? And we're talking double minimum, double bed minimum. Settle in everyone because I'm about to get real comfortable in this conversation. What are your thoughts?

So my thoughts are six to seven. No way! Let me explain. Let me explain. First pillow on each side. First pillow on each side. First pillow on each side. Yes.

The one you sleep on. That's all good. That's your memory foam or whatever it is, whatever you like to actually sleep on. Yep, fine with that. Second pillow, that's for your knees or... It's the cuddle pillow. It's the cuddle pillow.

Yeah. It's the one that you can use if you need to prop yourself up a bit in bed. Cuddle pillow. Third one. You lost me. European pillow. The big square one that you use to when you're reading in bed. That's the pillow you need to sit up when you're reading in bed.

No. You need a European pillow. That's why you have a king pillow as your first pillow. What's a king pillow? A king pillow. Oh, my God. Yeah. You need to pillow? A king pillow. Oh, my God. Yeah. You need to invest.

A king pillow is like, it's kind of like, you know, have a queen bed and then you got a king bed that's wider. Yeah. Same with the pillow. No, not interesting. You've got queen pillows and then you got king pillows. I'm not finished, though. The seventh pillow. Oh, my God.

I'm already bored. The seventh pillow and final pillow is one of those tri pillows. What the hell is a tri pillow? No, that was a joke. Seventh pillow is optional, but it can be like a decorative cushion. Just one? Just one. Is this you talking or your wife, Lucy?

I'm just looking at what's on our bed. I'm just looking at what's on our bed and it works. I feel like you have had no input into the pillow situation. Okay, so I'm six to seven. I've nailed my colours to the mast. Who wants to go next? Who's brave enough to go next? I'm brave enough to go next.

This is easy. The perfect number for a bed is four pillows. That's it. The pillow you sleep on, the pillow you cuddle, because then you're not taking pillows on and off the bed. Where are you putting the pillows? They pick up dust. They gather, like, whatever they gather, then you put on and off the bed. Where are you putting the pillows? They pick up dust. They gather, like whatever they gather, then you put it back onto your bed.

You sit in your bed a lot. You eat in your bed. You watch TV in your bed. That's why. Give European pillows so you can sit up. I hate European pillows. They're not wide enough for me. They're not wide enough.

That's why I've got a king pillow and then I'll put my other pillow on top of that. Heaps of comfort room and you have a good headboard that you can lean up against that's comfy. A headboard, is it a padded headboard? Yes. I'd argue that's just a big pillow fixed to the wall. That's just another pillow. It's a headboard. Lots of feedback on this. We have 12 pillows on our bed. 12?

Do you have time to do anything else in the day? You'd be taking pillows on and off that bed the whole time. Euro at the back on each side, then two in front laying flat. Oh, my God, I can't even keep up with that. Yes, four pillows. Main base pillow for sleeping and another top one for sitting up. Anything more than that is just work.

I'm so with you. I see you. You are right. There's also a fair amount of feedback for six to seven as well. Six to seven is right in there. Where are those texts? That one right there that says seven pillows.

The one that says I'm with Clint. What about the one that says ignore all these texts. Bree is definitely right. I am a pillow expert. Who's that from? The pillow expert. It says right there.

All right, okay. We're not going to settle this. We'll cross live to Claudia, who's been adjudicating this debate. Claudia, once and for all, who's correct? I love pillow chat. You're correct, Clint. More pillows. All the pillows.

You don't need to move them. You just sleep on them. Yeah. Where did we get this adjudicator? Is she even qualified? Came across this story which rocked me to my core, to be honest, Clint, because let me give you the details. So, there's this couple

and they've been dating, I believe, for a couple of years. One of the people in the couple has a dog. Yeah. But they live separately. Got it. They don't live together yet. They've come to that point in the relationship

where they want to move in with each other. Right. And the girlfriend has said, if I'm going to move into your house, then you need to rehome your dog because I have just recently realised I've got real bad allergies. Oh, no. Wait.

She's just realised that she has the allergies. Well, allergies can be something that all of a sudden you get really allergic to something. Like, it can happen like that. of a sudden you get really allergic to something. Like it can happen like that. Is it a new dog? No. But she's been with the guy for like three years. Yeah.

And she would have slept over at his house. I believe so. She would have been around for Netflix and nachos or whatever we're calling it now. Netflix and nachos. She would have been in contact with the dog. I believe so. But now. But I think recently she's realised and she's been tested

and she has these bad allergies. Oh, my God. Yeah. And now he needs to make a decision what he's going to do with this dog. We've even asked and people have started pouring in their text messages, new girlfriend needed. I kind of have to agree. See you, love.

Pooch comes first. I feel like I would. Sounds like it's time to re-home the girlfriend. Someone said dump her. Offer to pay for her antihistamines. See you, love. One girlfriend, toilet trained, free to a good home. I feel like if I was in that situation, it would be real tough.

Because you know how I would make my decision? How? If I saw that relationship as my forever, Like I'm going to marry this person. Then you do what it takes. Nah, I probably wouldn't get rid of the dog anyway. Oh, right. I probably would say to them, if we're going to be together forever, then we're having dogs in this house,

so you need to make the decision. Well, the other way of looking at it is going, if they both agree it's a forever thing, you go, this dog won't be around forever, but we'll do a deal. We won't get another dog after this dog passes. Oh that's boring. I don't want to be with someone that can't have dogs. No but you've got to make sacrifices for

your partner. You do over time. Nah I'll just find someone that isn't allergic. Someone's texted and they said they said I'm severely allergic to cows and my partner is a farmer. Wow. I've never heard of anyone being allergic to cows.

They probably have a system where he puts his clothes in a certain washing basket. Nah. I'm allergic to horses. I call rubbish. I reckon that person just doesn't want to help on the farm. So they've told their farmer partner that they're allergic to cows. He's like, please, can you come and help me milk? And they're like, can't,

allergic. I'm allergic real bad. I feel like if I was in a relationship, I would know that they weren't the right person for me if they asked me to rehome my dog. Yeah, it's an unreasonable request. I get that they're allergic, but it is a new

thing. And if we had went down the avenue of figuring other options, not just straight away you need to rehome your dog, I would be like, you don't know me. We shouldn't be together. So many texts coming in from people saying, can't she just take antihistamines each day? And can I say, as a man who is severely allergic to cats, who has two cats, yeah, you can. You can just take an antihistamine every day. And can I say, as a man who is severely allergic to cats, who has two cats,

yeah, you can. You can just take an antihistamine every day. Yeah. You can. It is an option. But, because, I mean, it's not like the dog's already there. Who came first, you or the dog? Pooch before hooch. These texts are

so good. Pooch before hooch That's very good We want to ask a question Not relating to this relationship at all No We want to know I feel like most people

I think we're on the same page Are on the same page with it Yeah Don't ever ask someone to rehome their dog Unless you have the best excuse in the whole world. Unless you have the best girlfriend ever. I can't think of a reason why I would ever give up my dog for someone. What is the reason?

Can you think of a person that you would give up your dog for? I really can't. I can't. My dogs are family. 2013, Katy Perry's like, hey, I want to move in. Hell no. Oh, okay. Swish, swish, bitch.

Move along. The question we want to ask you this afternoon is, do you think you have the worst allergy? Yeah. We joke, but allergies are horrific. And they're real serious. And they can be debilitating. Yeah.

What are you allergic to? What's the thing that's not cats, dogs, or pollen, or nuts that you're allergic to, which people are like, oh my God, I didn't even know you you allergic to? What's the thing that's not cats, dogs or pollen or nuts that you're allergic to, which people are like, oh my God, I didn't even know you were allergic to. Do you have a really unusual allergy? Yeah, yeah. God, I would hate to be allergic to dogs. I feel for those people. My friend Matt's allergic to tomato sauce.

Really? Yep. Gutted. Makes his face swell up like a balloon. I tell people I'm allergic to eggplant because I hate it Bree and Clint Feel bad for anyone that's allergic to dogs Or cats

Or cats Or animals Because Especially if you're an animal lover Yeah, especially if you really love any of those animals Yeah, but persevere As a man who has had a runny nose for seven years now. Yeah, you're fine.

You can't beat the joy of cats. Someone text through and they said, eating avocado makes my throat swell up. I love it. I love it, so I eat it anyway. I've got an EpiPen just in case. That's not our advice. I kind of get it though. Avocado is like

Avocado is good. Avocado is God tier. But don't risk your life over it. Someone else said I know someone who's allergic to scones. Oh. That's devastating. Cheese scones? Oh, gutted. Remember producer Ben couldn't eat prawns?

Yeah. And he'd always tell us about it. Yeah. And we would always say we're going to go to dinner and order prawns just to mess with him. We're going to get the garlic prawns. It's not funny. I go to hospital. What should we go get for the entree? Maybe the garlic prawns.

Shana's here. Hi, Shana. Hi, Shana. Hi, guys. Tell us. You are the person who messaged us to say that you're allergic to cows and your husband is a farmer. Is that correct?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can tell us the truth, Shana. Is it a lie you made up to get out of doing any work on the farm? Honestly, I work. I just don't mind being on the farm. Are you allergic to dairy? Are you allergic to cow products? Yes.

Are you allergic to beef? No, no, no. Weird. Isn't that interesting? That's fine. It's just dairy products. Yeah, it never used to be a thing until we had our youngest daughter, and from then on it became like a legitimate.

Your body chemistry changed. So it's something that you've developed. Yeah. Fascinating. So would you say you're lactose intolerant? Yes, yeah. Okay. Yeah, definitely.

And cow intolerant? Yeah, like their saliva, their hair, their presence in general. Do you just press on, though, and just eat dairy products like me? Because I'm also lactose intolerant. Honestly, you have to have a good coffee with dairy, with like decent milk. Yeah. Nothing, nothing.

But you would say that, Shana. You're in the dairy industry, so. I reckon Shana's cupboard's full of oat milk. Yeah. Nothing, nothing. But you would, you would say that Sharna, you're in the dairy industry. Sharna's like, I reckon Sharna's, I reckon Sharna's cupboard's full of oat milk. There's nothing like, and she's like, can't beat the full fat taste of a good old cow milk.

Mmm. Lee's here. Hi Lee. Hi Lee. How, how you going? Good thanks Lee. What are you allergic to?

No, it's not me. It's my boys. Okay. And they're allergic to sea salt and sand. Oh, no. So the beach. You can't go to the beach.

No. No beach dig. No birthday party. Oh, that's gutting. What a shitter. Does it also affect, like, you know how a lot of, like, potato chips have got sea salt on them? Are they allergic to those?

No. It's a different type of salt. So the sea salt actually burns their skin, so if the sun reacts with the heat of the salt, it just burns them. But as long as we've got water around, we're fine. And the irony of the fact of how much water's at the beach. And then if you get into the water...

You can't use it. If you get into the water with the sea salt, then if you get onto the sand, all the sand will get all over you. What a freaking nightmare. Not a good time. Yeah. Thank you, Lee. We appreciate you sharing that. Someone texted through and said, my doctor half jokingly slash seriously

told me I was allergic to being pregnant. My skin erupts in terrible psoriasis because of the hormone changes. And you would only have found that out once you became pregnant. Oh, we've got them on the phone. Let's talk to her. Oh, we've got them.

Shania, hi. G'day, Shania. Hi. How many times have you been pregnant? Just once, but it was terrific. Oh. It's horrific. That sounds so horrible.

And what, the doctor was just pretty much like, you're allergic to this. Yeah, so I was so itchy and, like, it was so bad. I went to the doctor. I was like, I don't know what to do. I thought I had some, there's, like, a liver condition that can happen when you're pregnant and it makes you super itchy. And she was like, no, it's literally, like, we did a bunch of testing

and she was like, no, you're just allergic to being pregnant. Being itchy is the worst. That's horrible. Psoriasis is terrible. Is that enough to put you off getting pregnant again? No, maybe not. I did have to take daily anti-histamine. Yeah, wow.

Yeah. Okay, fascinating. You poor bugger. Thank you, Shania. We appreciate it. Someone texted her and said, my auntie is allergic to my uncle's sperm. I've heard of this.

She had to get special medication to help her fall pregnant. Yeah. And people in this situation are not allergic to all swimmers. It's just some. It's just some. And it just happens to be the person that you want to have a family with. Might be a sign. I'm just joking.

I'm joking. Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hiya. Tell us. What are you allergic to, Jacob? I have heat and exercise-induced anaphylaxis.

Oh, my God, me too. Me too, Jacob. Heat-induced exercise anaphylaxis. So if you work out, you go into anaphylactic shock. If I get too hot and pass out, I go into anaphylactic shock. Really? Jacob, how did you learn that you had this? Well, it was a day at school.

Got covered head to toe in rash because it was bloody hot. Yeah. And started feeling dizzy. Went to the nurse. Nurse decided not to call the AMBO. Mum came in, picked me up, like yelled at the principal. Yeah. And took me to the hospital and I'm...

I've never heard of that. So what do you do for exercise? Could you aqua jog in a cold pool? That'd be too cold. Oh. Oh my God, that means you don't have to exercise, Jacob. Oh, you're living my dream. My job is a very physical job though.

Oh, yeah. And Jacob, can I ask, does that mean that makes it really hard deciding on where you want to go on holidays? No, not really. No, you just deal with it? Yep. All right. Well, fair enough, then.

Well, he takes... Doesn't sound like as big a problem as we thought, to be honest. Takes eight EpiPens with him. Aren't you allergic to latex? Yes, I don't like to talk about that. Oh, sorry. Found that out the hard way. The hard way.

We're talking about times where you got stuck or locked in somewhere after a woman has used her, what would you call it, her street smarts. Her woman's intuition. And she got locked on the roof of her apartment building and she called a bunch of people. No one was available to come help her out. So she ordered Uber Eats and gave him directions

where he had to come up to the top of the apartment building to give her her food. He had to come to the roof. That is so clever. So clever. Such a good idea. She got a burrito and she got let off the roof. That is so clever. So clever. Such a good idea. She got a burrito and she got let off the roof. I hope she tipped the guy.

Yeah. Because he kind of saved her life. He's like an accidental hero. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. So we're asking you guys. Hey, all Uber Eats drivers are heroes.

That's how I feel. Especially at 3am. Especially on a Sunday morning. My hero! We want to know your stories, though. Where did you get locked or stuck? Alison's caught up. Hi, Alison.

G'day, Ali. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us, where did you get stuck? I got stuck outside in my thermal underwear. Ooh. How did that happen, Ali? I was house-sitting for a sister, and I went out to check the temperature on the

spa pool before I got undressed and the door locked behind me. Oh no. Thank goodness they were thermal underwear. Yes, exactly. Did you just hop in the spa though and called it a day? No, because I knew I would have to get back into the house somehow. Yeah, I reckon that's the worst idea Bree, because eventually you have to get out of the spa or you'll boil and then she'll be stuck outside in the cold and wet. She didn't have a towel. No. Yeah, but then you'd be slippery though, Alison.

You'd slip through a window or something, you know? No, in actual fact that's why I had to run to my other sister's house to get my niece because I couldn't quite fit through any of the gaps. Oh. And you had to push her through. So you dip her in the spa pool, lube her up, and then in through the window. No, her arms were a lot skinnier than mine, so she managed to sneak an arm through, grab the garage remote, open

the garage door as far as it would go, and then she slipped underneath that and into the house and let me in. I know exactly how to break into that house now. Thank you, Alison. I'm just kidding. That kid's got a bright future in burglary as well. Let's talk to Stacey. Hi, Stace. Hi, Stacey. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Stace. Tell us, where did you get locked in or stuck? So this, bear in mind, this happened in late 1980s

where there was no mobile phones or anything like that. So I had a sister who passed away when I was very young. So every Sunday we would go with our mum up to the cemetery and clean it up and place new flowers. This Sunday we were running a wee bit behind, so we got up there just before it was starting to get dark.

Then after about 15 minutes it was starting to get dark, so we decided that we were going to go. We went to the gate only to discover that the caretaker had locked us in. You got locked in the cemetery? Yes. And it was getting dark?

At this point it was nearly dark. So we were panicking and the gate that you can walk out of was also locked. We had no mobile phones. We had absolutely nothing. Oh nah, screw that.

Nah, I'm climbing the fence. Did you spend the night in the cemetery? No, so we all started panicking. Like, you know, oh, my God, we think we can see people. Like, you know, we were panicking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember I ended up scaling the big fence to get over. There was no houses there because it's outside.

I live in Gore, so there was no houses around. And we outside I live in Gore so there was no houses around and we all had to walk back to Gore it took us about 15 k's to walk in the dark you poor bugger

better than being locked in the cemetery for the whole night I'd rather that eh that's like the beginning of a horror movie it's terrifying I need to read out

a couple of these texts someone said I once fell asleep in a business class seat, must be nice, on an Air New Zealand plane and woke up to the plane door locked and an air bridge pulled. Wow. Had to call a mate who was on the piss to come help me.

Good old Wellington midnight arrivals. How did no one see you? That's crazy. You must have just been... How did they not see you? That's crazy. They wouldn't just leave someone on the plane. They mustn't have seen him.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, one more. Let's go to Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi. Hi.

Tell us. Where'd you get stuck, Wendy? I got stuck in the boot of a Morris Minor. How did you manage that, Wendy? I was about 10 years old and we were playing hide and seek. And I got in the boot of the Morris Minor and I shut it and I couldn't open it from the inside. And all the other kids, everyone got found. No one could find me and they got bored.

I think they must have thought I'd gone home or something and just stopped looking for me. Oh, my God. That's like a horror situation. Wait, wait, wait a second, Wendy. Are you calling us from the boot right now? Is this your call for help, Wendy? No. I was 10 years old.

It was a long time. How long were you stuck in there, do you reckon? How long did it take? It was probably about half an hour, and I was just screaming and kicking and crying, and my friend's mother finally came and found me. Oh, thank God. Oh, that gives me the willies. Oh, anyone who's got mild claustrophobia,

that's a nice nightmare. Well, you won. You won, Wendy. You won the hide and seek. Yeah. Many years later, Wendy was found. This is a good lesson for kids if you're playing hide and seek. Don't hide too good.

No, you've got to hide good. No, don't shut yourself in something. Don't lock yourself in something. Yeah, now that I think about it, I definitely got locked. I think I climbed into like this crawl space at our family batch and it was real hot in there. Yeah, don't do it. And then my sister knew that I was in there. Yeah, don't do it.

And then my sister knew that I was in there and then still wouldn't let me out. She left me in there for like an hour and a half. My sister thought it was hilarious. Bree and Clint. Air New Zealand announced last week that they're changing out the snacks on the plane for some reason. Yeah. Everybody loves getting a cookie time cookie,

but for some reason they're like Everybody loves getting a cookie time cookie, but for some reason they're like, no, time to change it. The cookie time cookie on Air New Zealand is primo. It's one of the few delights that we have left in this world. The corn chips I could take or leave them. Oh, the Mexicano corn chips, yeah. I love Mexicano corn chips. So do I.

I just want flavoured ones. And I want a whole bag. Or I want some dip. Not a mini bag with six corn chips. So do I. I just want flavoured ones. And I want a whole bag. Or I want some dip. Not a mini bag with six corn chips in it. Yeah. Five, I reckon. It's not going to fill me up. Anyway, we're salty about the cookie-tome cookie being removed,

but it's happening, and Air New Zealand have today revealed the list of the, they're calling the 13 most imaginative suggestions that have been submitted. Because they're crowdsourcing this. So are these from people from around the country who have suggested these things? They've released them, so they must be front runners to be the new snack. They obviously want it to be really Kiwi.

What did we come up with? I said garlic bread. Garlic bread's a good idea. It needs to be intrinsically New Zealand, though, for New Zealand. Yeah, we'll just get a garlic bread that's made here in New Zealand. Great idea. Yeah. Tip-top garlic bread.

Yep. Shit, you're a genius. Cookie time, you want to make some garlic bread? Cookie time is a great option. That's very Kiwi. I wonder if they've considered that. See? Let's go through them, shall we?

Okay. Here's 13 options. These are the front runners for the New Zealand snack. What do we think? First one, Kiwi onion dip with veggie sticks. I like the kiwi onion dip. Me too. But no on the veggie sticks.

Stop trying to make it healthy. Give us chips. Just give us chips. Chips, yeah. Or crackers. No. Bluebird chips. Yeah.

What about sausage and bread with tomato sauce? Oh. Yeah. Wouldn't mind it. Mess tomato sauce? Oh. Yeah. Wouldn't mind it. Messy for a plane. Yeah. So we get a napkin? If you get a napkin, you're fine.

Is the hostie going to go up and down the aisle with a barbecue so you get a hot sausage? That would work. Yeah. That would work. I don't know about having an open flame on a plane, but that would work. I could just imagine them walking down,

sausage in a blanket, ma'am. Onions, onions on that. You want onions? Tomato sauce? That's a yes from us. Yep. L&P flavoured gummies. Gummy beers that taste like L&P. It's got CBD vibes to me. Spaghetti toasties.

Oh, keen. Now I'm into this. Keen. So it's white bread, cheese and Watties tinned spaghetti inside it. Delicious. Although, quite a hazard for the burning of the mouth. It's on a plane. It won't be that hot.

You can just hold it out the window and it cools it down a bit. Remember we talked about this last time and I said they should have a toasty bar? Yeah. They listen. They listen. And Bree said kiwi onion dip. Yeah. Here we go. Lemon meringue pie flavoured popcorn.

No, get off the plane. No. No. That's fancy. Dumb idea. Snifters Slice. Okay, listen to me and listen to me carefully, people who are still talking about Snifters.

Let it go. Okay, let it go. They were taken off the shelves a long time ago. You need to move on. I had a Snifter. When, where, how? I think they released them as like a... Did RJ's bring them back? Like a promo thing? off the shelves a long time ago. You need to move on. I had a snifter. When? Where? How? I think they released them as like a... Did RJ's bring them back?

Like a promo thing? Are they back? And I had one and I was like, eh. Careful. You'll offend the snifters, people. Okay? I'm going to say no to that one. Kiss my snifter.

Hey. Marmite and cheese scones? Hell yes. Oh, that's a good one Love that That's so good Hokey pokey popcorn No

It's a flight Not a circus carnival Hokey pokey popcorn I wouldn't mind that It'd be like caramelly popcorn Maori fry bread I love fry bread I fizz for a bit of fry bread

But they said you can choose your fillings like whitebait, pawa or spiced taro. That is fancy. And I feel like too much work for people in the air. Like imagine if you're just flying from like Auckland and Tadonga. So all the international people and you have to explain to them what Maori fried bread is, what whitebait is, what pawa is, what taro is. And by the time they explain it to everyone up the front of the plane, if you're sitting

down the back, you're not even going to get anything. And when you explain it, people go, oh, no, thank you. No, trust us, it's yum. A bunch of little fish? No. Pavlova bites? No. No.

No. Not filling. Mostly air. No. Yeah. Hungry pies? Hell yes, hungry pie. Yep.

Power pie. Put them on the list. Hemp chocolate bars? What? A chocolate bar infused with hemp seeds is a nod to New Zealand's burgeoning hemp seed industry. I know who came up with that idea. The hemp seed farmers.

The hemp seed farmers. And the last idea is Kaimoana chowder, which is just a candy-tasting seafood chowder. I love that chowder. Is an aeroplane the place for seafood? I don't know if it's the place. Yeah. Because people are feeling a little bit sick already.

That's the last thing. Seafood chowder going in looks a lot like seafood chunder coming out, doesn't it? I feel like it's the last thing you want the person on the plane sitting next to you to throw up into the bag. I think we settled on spaghetti toasty, didn't we? What about the sausage and bread? Oh, yeah, sausage and bread if they're going to do it off a hot barbecue

or a cheese toasty. Have a barbecue on the plane. The seventh annual lost and found index list for Uber has been released. The seventh annual lost and found index list for Uber has been released. The seventh annual lost and found index. Uber's seventh annual lost and found index list. The list of things left in Ubers. Yes, that's the one. Got it.

For the past 12 months. And I thought we could go through a few of the different lists. Have you left any of these things in an Uber before? I don't know about the weird and wacky items list because it is quite strange. I've only left two things in an Uber before. Phone. Phone, which I was able to track.

You left your vape in the Rotorua Uber that time. Well, technically, yes, because I've got a vape phone case. So it's attached to the phone.. So you just attach to the phone. It looks like you're sucking on your phone. And a full set of DJ turntables. How did you leave those in an Uber? They were in the boot. And it was late at night.

And you just forgot? And I just got out. I was like, oh, glad to be home. Got out. And then he drove off with my turntables. Not his fault, obviously. No, I was going to say, he didn't drive off. You let him drive off. I said, hey, you've with my turntables. Not his fault, obviously. No, I was going to say, he didn't drive off. You let him drive off.

I said, hey, you've got my turntables, and he goes, great, now I can quit driving this Uber and live out my dream of being a DJ. And you guys now know him as DJ Khaled. That's exactly how it happened. Yeah, that was the story. Let's go through a few of these items. This is all from New Zealand data. Okay.

So these are all things that have been left in Ubers in New Zealand over the last 12 months. Rugby ball. Um, we'll go through the list of the most commonly. 60 singlet. Yeah, they're all on the list. Are they? Most commonly forgotten items in Ubers. Laptop keys, vapes, umbrella, headphones slash speakers, jewellery, wallets, bags,

phone slash camera and clothes. Do you think if people are leaving their $10 disposable vape in an Uber, they try and get it back? Depends how drunk they are. Yeah, right? You ring the guy and you're like, please. Mate, I'll give you a puff on it. Please, dairy's closed.

I'll give you like three puffs on it. It's watermelon. Sugar. Let's do the most forgetful regions. Okay. So the people around the country, where are they forgetting their stuff in Ubers the most? So this is also most forgetful.

You could kind of say this is probably most pissed as well. Yeah. So let's do most forgetful. You could kind of say this is probably most pissed as well. Yeah. So let's do the top five. Coming in at number five for the most forgetful regions, Auckland. Yeah. Number four, we've got Christchurch. Okay, I would have thought they were higher. Number three.

Based on how much they drink. We have Dunedin. Okay, yeah. Number two, Palmerston North. Yeah, Palmerston North. They've got Uber in Palmerston North. Yeah, Palmerston North. They got Uber in Palmerston North. And the number one most forgetful region when it comes to leaving stuff in Ubers, Toedonga.

Ah. They are a party. They love to party in Toedonga. Yeah. Whenever we're there, I always have the best time because people always. It's because they're all stoned surfers. People always buy me shots when we're in Toedonga and I'm like, I can't do any more shots. Who are you people?

Okay, interesting. Okay, let's do... This is the one everyone wants to hear about. The weirdest stuff? The weirdest stuff that has been left in Ubers. Number 10, a chicken, chocolate and five medals that was in one trip. Wow.

Where the hell were they coming from? Dawn ceremony. You reckon? Yeah. A chicken. Yeah. The chicken of remembrance. I don't know.

Carry on. A cat flap door. Okay, yeah. A cat flap door. Cat flap door. If you're transporting a cat flap door, it's a very intentional trip. Like you've gone to get a cat flap. So to not get out with the cat flap seems weird.

Another one that's forgotten was a tattoo set. For tattooing people? I think so, yeah. Okay, yeah. A fish? Imagine. This list is weird because it doesn't say whether these things are alive or dead. No, it doesn't.

The chicken. It doesn't say if it's alive or dead. Alive chicken, dead chicken, cooked chicken. Fish. Was it a fish in a bag? Fish in a dead fish? Like if the chicken was like, you know, the bachelor's handbag, like a hot chalk.

That's not that unusual. Well, it is because it's so fragrant. It's hard to forget it. You'd think you'd remember it. Okay, anyway. A fishing rod, a jandal. A fishing rod. You know, let's take a fishing rod and an uber.

If it's like condensed down. Right, okay. Maybe in the boot. A jandal? A chilli bin? One jandal? It just says a jandal. Who's for getting the chilli bin? A cricket bat? Lotto tickets?

False teeth? And the top weirdest item left in an Uber here in New Zealand in the last 12 months? A chainsaw Wow I think the false teeth is weirder than the chainsaw You reckon?

Yeah Why are your false teeth not in your mouth? Yeah, that's a good question If your false teeth come out anywhere Other than in the glass of water beside your bed What are you up to? Maybe they were brushing their gums In the Uber? Maybe Yeah I don't? Maybe they were brushing their gums. In the Uber? Maybe.

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe they were giving the chicken a kiss. Come here, chicken. Come here, chicken. But there you go, that's the seventh annual Uber index of lost things. The seventh. Did you say the seventh? Yeah, the seventh one. The seventh annual.

Bree and Clint. This is one of those airplane conversations where the person has been asked to move seats and they've asked the question, am I the a-hole for not switching seats with the person? Oh, okay. I love these situations. Normally, the person who doesn't want to switch, I side with. I feel like we always side with that person. Yeah, because normally they've either paid for that seat

or there's a reason why they're in that seat already. But maybe this is the difference. Maybe this is the one. Maybe these are the circumstances under which you should give up your seat. Okay. If you're asked to. Okay. So this guy has posted on Reddit.

I'm pretty tough. Asking, am I the a-hole for not moving seats? I likes what I likes. He pre-booked a window seat on a long international flight. Right,

okay, which is what I would do. So I'm putting myself in this situation. Me too. I like to have a window seat because I have an anxiety.

I've got, I'm very scared of flying. So sitting in the window seat for some reason makes me more calm I like to put my head on the window and go to sleep That's also good He was asked by the woman sat next to him

If he would mind swapping for her partner Okay She said that her and her partner were newlyweds And I presume going on honeymoon together. Okay. They wanted his help so that they could sit together because her partner was sat across the aisle on the other row of seats.

Same row, but just across the aisle. So is it only two seats together on this plane? No, no, it's three. But for some reason it went him, window guy, her, newlywed. Someone else. Someone else. And then directly across the aisle, on the aisle seat, new husband.

Right. And she said, oh, we'd really love, we're going on honeymoon. We'd really love to sit together. Window man said he politely refused and gave them his reasons why. Not that he has to, but he did. He said he's a bit bigger than the average bear and had been hit by the drinks trolley before when he sits in the aisle

because he would have to go from his window seat across to an aisle seat. Got it. Okay, and he said, sometimes they bang into my elbows. Yep. Which is why he pre-booked his window seat. That's why he pre-booked his window seat.

Yep. And also he said, this is my second flight of the day and it's really a long one. I want to go to sleep. Her and her husband said that he was being unreasonable. Here we go. And it turned into like a whole thing.

But he held his ground and he said, no, I won't be changing seats. He said that. He doesn't need to change seats. Yeah. And he said that there was enough of a commotion being caused that he started to feel like he was causing the issue by not giving up his seat.

He said he even felt like the flight staff started to be against him and it could be perceived, it could all be in his head. But he said he felt like everyone was like. Against him, being like, oh, you're the one causing the issue. Why, here's my question. Why wouldn't they ask the person in the other aisle seat to swap with the husband who's also in an aisle seat? Oh my God, that is such...

I don't know. It's the same seat. It's the same seat. So it's not as big of a deal. But no, they wanted the window seat, didn't they? Yeah. Anyway, he didn't give up the seat and it was a very awkward flight. Good on him. I wouldn't have given it up.

I feel like, you know what? You know what I would have said? Because I really dig my heels in when it comes to switching seats. I would have said, show me the proof that you just got married and you're on your honeymoon and then we can talk. But what if they did? What if they just show

you the rings and a photo from their wedding? That's not proof. I need dates. And then we can talk. But what if they did? What if they just show you the rings and a photo? That's not proof. Photo from their wedding. That's not proof. I need dates. A photo from their wedding. I need a date and time on the photograph. Okay, you swipe up on the photo and it shows that it was taken yesterday.

Is that what's going to swing it for you? I don't care if you're on your honeymoon. No, I just want to make this. You've got your whole honeymoon to hang out together. You can't go one flight without each other. I'm trying to be a nice person. My wife would pay good money to not sit with me on a flight.

She would pay extra if I could be put on the other side of the plane. That's the upgrade that she would like. She goes, I will take any seat not next to him. It's a difference between newlyweds and people who have been together for like five years. Is he the asshole? Is he the a-hole? No! Of course he's not. The newlyweds and people who have been together for like five years. Is he the asshole?

Is he the a-hole? No. No. Of course he's not. The newlyweds, big a-holes. They deserve each other. Stupid newlyweds. You okay?

You all right? I've calmed down. I'm okay. Some very heated pillow chat turned into very heated headboard chat. Can I just say, majority have a headboard. No. According to the text machine. No, no, no, no.

You can't say that. I just did the math. You did not do the math. I did. You just looked at the ones that you agreed with, which is what we all do. That's called doing the math. Anyway, let's move from pillow and headboard chat into birthday banger chat

and figure out the number one song on these people's 16th birthday. Let's kick it off with Michael. G'day, Michael. G'day. How many pillows on your bed, Michael? Six, I think. Six?

And do you have a headboard or no? No, no headboard. Man, after my own heart, no headboard, six pillows. That's my boy, Michael. Where do you tie people? I hope. Six? And do you have a headboard or no? No, no headboard. Man, after my own heart, no headboard, six pillows. That's my boy, Michael. Where do you tie people? I mean, what? Michael, Michael, what's your birthday, Michael? 28, 51, 79.

All right, that means you were 16 in 1995. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Passed away just this year. R.I.P. Coolio. Coolio, Gangsters Paradise. Are you into it, Michael?

Yep. Yep. It's a good movie, too. It's a good movie, yeah. What was the movie? I can't remember. Gangsters Paradise, wasn't it? I can't remember. No. I mean, it makes sense.

That's a good one. Bonafide banger. That's a great one for Michael. Birthday banger for James. Kia ora, James. Kia ora, James. Kia ora, team. How you doing?

I bet you're dying to weigh in on this, James. How many pillows and headboard, yes or no? Headboard, 100%. Yes, James. I think we've got about six pillows. You've got to have a bed frame, though, because otherwise the headboard, yes or no? Headboard, 100%. Yes, James. I think we've got about six pillows. You've got to have a bed frame though because otherwise the headboard will bang against the wall. Does it, James?

You're right in the middle of both of us with that feedback. He's a man who knows his stuff and I like that, James. Sleeping in a sturdy bed too. What's your date of birth, James? Second of the 10th, 1989. Alright, that and I like that, James. Sleeping in a sturdy bed, too. What's your date of birth, James? Second of the 10th, 1989. Right, that means you were 16, James, in 2005. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday,

because this was number one. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push, push. Another banger. You know before I get up. Yes, James. I'll probably go with Michael, to be honest. Okay, fair enough. It's not a bad birthday, Banger.

It's a total guilty pleasure. I recently saw them. They were at World Pride in Sydney. Yeah. And they did an acoustic set. And I'm pretty sure they'd smoked like five cones before going on stage. I'd need that too, to be fair. Yeah, I'd need that to sit through a Sugar Babes acoustic set.

It was. It's not meant to be acoustic. No, it's really not. Go wait there, James. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Katie. Kia ora, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, guys.

Tell us, Katie, headboard and how many pillows? No headboard, but I've got about six pillows. Okay. That's a three from three for the six pillows. Can I just say, why don't you have a headboard? Oh, I came of church recently, so I've got nowhere to put my headboard because my window's in front of it. So, wait, you normally do have a headboard?

Mm-hmm. Okay. That makes me feel better. It's a small win for me, Katie. All right, small win for me. Let's do your birthday, Vanga. What's your birthday? 23rd of November, 2000. All right, small win for me. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 23rd of November, 2000.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2016. That's easy math. And on that day, this was at the top. I'm only human after all. I'm only human after all. Don't put the blame on me. Also a great banger. Dragon Bone Man, Human.

You like that one, Katie? No, I hate this song. Oh, do you? I quite like a bit of Rag and Bone Man. He's got such a great voice. Why do you hate it so much, Katie? I prefer Push the Button, to be honest. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, fair enough, Katie. What if we played the acoustic version? Just for you. Wait there. Rag and Bone Man, Sugar Babes or Coolio? It's between Coolio and Sugar Babes for me. Same. I'm going the Sugar Babes, Push the Button.

I'm going Coolio, Gangster's Paradise. We're going to give it to Claudia, the decision today. Claudia, what's it going to be? Oh, it's an easy decision. Sugar Babes. Push the button and let me know. Oh, bring on the acoustic version. Yes.

Yes, James, you've taken away the win. He's into it now. Yeah, get the cones out, guys. Get the cones out, James. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. See you, James. See you, James. Bree and Clint, you're on Zedim. Here's a few enhancements that he keeps missing. Don't have to think about it.

I want a kiss and everything around it. But he's too distant. I want to feel his body. I can't resist it. Bree and Clint. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? A movie guessing game where today if you beat Bree, you can win $150 cash. Not bad, Moolah. Taking you on is Skye.

Hi, Skye. Hi, Skye. Hello, how are you guys? Good, thanks, Skye. How are you feeling? Are you feeling nervous, confident? I'm pretty confident, actually. Oh, I like that, Skye.

Not for me, but I like it for you. If you win, we can call you Skye Movies. Oh, yeah. Had that all through school. That was Sky Movies. Oh, yeah. Had the old first goal. That was awesome. Sky TV, yeah. Never had Sky Movies. Never forked out for it.

You know what, Sky? I feel like with confidence for you, Sky's the limit. Awesome. Looks good. Now, we're trying to get into your head now, Sky. Don't let it rock you. No, I'm all good. I will read movie plot lines. The first

person to buzz in with their name can have a guess at what it is, and the first person to get two of them correct gets the win and what's the plot. This week our theme, short week, short movies. All of these movies have a run time of less than 90 minutes.

They're under an hour and a half, which can I say is the perfect length for a movie? I think so too. An hour and a half? Yeah. It's very manageable. So all of these under 90 minutes, which won't help you at all, but it's still a fun theme.

So here we go. Good luck. Movie plot line number one. Outrageous situations occur when a popular reporter from a small country comes to the United States to film a documentary on what makes America a great nation. Along the way, he manages to offend just about everyone. Brie. Brie. Borat. Borat's correct.

I was mean. That was a hard one, though. You didn't even let me get to the bit where he falls in love with Pamela Anderson. Such a good movie. It's only 84 minutes, that movie. Really? I guess how long can you make that joke last? Yeah. It's only so much. 15 years, apparently.

Milif! Okay, you're still in the sky, okay, but you have to get the next one. Yep. Movie number two. A conniving attorney is an ace in the courtroom, but his dishonesty and devotion to work...

Brie! Brie. Oh, liar, liar. Whoa! Oh, what? It's how you said Ace. Like Ace Ventura. That was not intentional at all. I wasn't even thinking about Ace Ventura.

It triggered something in my mind. Sky, really sorry, but it is one of those weeks where Blee, Blee? Bree is just in unstoppable form, you know? Sorry, Skye. That was really good. Yeah, she done so well.

We will send you away with a consolation prize. You get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, awesome. Thank you. Nice work. She was hoping for the movie Skyfall. Yeah. She would have got that.

Or, um... Skyscraper. Yeah, that's a good one. Or, um... Quick. Quick. Sky. You're running out of time.

Sky High. That's a movie. Sky High? Yeah. Don't look at the producers to give you the movie. That's where it came from. I'm not the one who has to guess the movies. That's your job.

It's time for our only game where we sing the intro. It makes it fun. So put up with it. Because there's always a risk that it's going to go bad. There's always a risk. Always a risk. It's a live performance. Yeah.

Okay. This is live. Are we all ready? Are we all feeling? Is everyone ready? I'm standing. Enthusiastic? I'm live performance. Yeah. Okay? This is live. Are we all ready? Are we all feeling... Is everyone ready? I'm standing. Enthusiastic? I'm going to stand for this.

You know the drill. You've got to give it everything, okay? Stand it. Here we go, guys. Good luck. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? I said a who.

Do you think they are? Every time. Every time a charm. No doubt. This is the game where we throw out celebrities' names and it's kind of like a, it's like a, it's kind of, you figure out how you know somebody and how other people know them completely differently to you. Yeah, what do you associate that person

with? Like, for example, we've done it in the past and the person was Jim Carrey and I was like, oh, duh, Ace Ventura. And Claude's like, nah, he's Bruce Almighty. Yeah, and then Ella I think was, no, producer Claude said Ace Ventura. I said the correct answer. And then producer

Ella goes, The Grinch. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is another. Also a good answer. Also a good answer. Great answer. Okay, Claude's going to throw them out for us this week.

Okay, I reckon we can get at least one where we all say the same thing. Okay, that is the goal. That is the goal. And you guys can play along. If you're listening, you play along with the game. Okay, we're going to start off strong. Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Okay. Three, we're going to start off strong. Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill.

Okay, three, two, one. Superbad. What did you say? 21 Jump Street. Oh, I thought we had it. Same. I thought we had it. Okay, three Superbads and a 21 Jump Street.

Pretty good, though. Pretty good. Okay, we're going very similar. My name is Seth. My name is Seth. Pretty good though. Pretty good. Okay, we're going very similar. My name is Seth. My name is Seth. Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen.

Three, two, one. Knocked up. Pineapple Express. I was tossing up between the two. Ella's googling who Seth Rogen is. The guy with the laugh.

Oh. Um. Hmm. Even after she knows who he is. Super bad. Super bad Super bad Okay Here's another one

Okay Melissa McCarthy Okay hold on Oh Oh okay yeah yeah yeah Oh Okay three Two

One Bridesmaids Road trip That was a Road trip The one with Jason Oh that's good Bateman

Yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah And she's a She's a cop or he's a cop or one of them's a cop they have to drive across country together oh yes i know the one you're talking about yep yep she's very funny in that it's not it's not it's a far from her best movie but identity thief is what it's called yeah identity, Identity Thief. Road Trip. Road Trip. It's probably a movie, though. All right, what else you got? Okay, I reckon we can do this one.

Emma Stone. Oh, yeah, good. Oh, hold on. Okay, yeah, okay. Three, two, one. Easy A. Okay, two Easy A's, one Superbad. Yeah.

And Claudia? Easy A. Easy A, three Easy A's. Oh, damn it, Ella. You look like you're Photoshopped. That was Easy A, wasn't it? I think so. Was it?

Do we watch different movies? I love the scene from Easy A where her and her best friend Rhiannon are talking about what their identifiers are. And Rhiannon's like, oh, no. Yeah, Rhiannon's like, what's my identifier? And Emma Stone is like, your great big boobs. She's like, yeah, big tits. What would your identifier be?

Mine? Yeah. I'd hate to think. I'd hate to think what mine would be. It's a conversation for another day. Do we want to do one more? One more, one more. Okay, one more. I reckon we can all get this day. Do we want to do one more? One more. Okay, one more.

I reckon we can all get this one. Okay, this is the one. This is the one. This is the one. Channing Tatum. Okay, we've got this, guys. Oh, hang on. What's it called? Three, two, one.

Magic Mike. Oh, man. Wait, wait. Hang on. What's the one with Miley Cyrus in it? Channing Tatum and Miley? Not Channing. That's Liam Hemsworth.

We're doomed from the start with her playing the game. She doesn't even know who half the people are. Hit the song, everybody. I said, who do you think they are? Do you think they are? I said, who do you think they are? Pretty dismal game from everyone, I feel like. How did you not go step up?

It was between the two. Bree and Clint. You'll know our next guest From Shortland Street Although didn't they just Kill you in a fire Is that how they No way They wouldn't kill me mate

No I walked out of there With my head held high Did you Just in case She wants to come back You also may know her From winning the

Billy T Award In 2019 Please welcome to the show Kuna Forrester And what about Taskmaster New Zealand? Shit, you were hilarious on that, my friend. Thanks, babes.

I hope you get a go on that one day. Well, I played your doppelganger. Oh, yeah, of course. You know, I've started a petition. I really want to get on that show just to show everyone just how weird and messed up I am. Yeah, it really does expose all of your weirdness. It does. If you haven't done that already on telly.

No, I've already done it. How many platforms do you want to be weird on? Like, I feel like you've got radio, TV, internet stitched up already. Kudu's doing the same. You're doing it on stage as well. Yes, I am. Being weird, you mean? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not my first radio, though. This is your show for the comedy festival this year. I love the name. Thank you. That's the comedy festival this year. I love the name. Thank you. That's how we radio. Yeah. I love the name of this show, Here If You Need.

Can we try and guess what position you would be in a netball team? If you can. Here If You Need, Here If You Need. What do you think, Clint? Let's deliberate about this. She's a centre forward. I feel like you're aggressive. You like to scratch people's eyes out.

I feel like you'd be a goal defence. Bree, Bree, Bree. You don't like to run. Goal keeper. I'm an attacking. I'm on the attacking side. I mean, I didn't have a long netball career, but I was a wing attack. Hence the name here if you need, right?

Yeah, totally. Because they never pass you the ball. Exactly. So here if you need is a shout out to all the winged offences in the world I love that! Who have ever stood on that transverse line going, Here If You Need while all the action goes on without you. So you're doing shows

in Wellington and in Auckland for the Comedy Festival this year, what's going on? What's it all about? Great question when you apply to the Comedy Festival, you do it in November and they ask you to write a synopsis for your show And give you a title And I am still writing my show

As we speak guys No way It opens in May I'll be fine It's going to be great But essentially what the show is about is It's an hour of new comedy Basically just catching you up on where I've been

The last four years I don't do comedy I've just realised I only do comedy every four years, like the World Cup. I'm the World Cup of comedy. Yeah, right. Or like a leap year. You're still writing. You're still kind of figuring it out.

Do you want to test anything on us? Well, I'm writing this bit at the moment about how I bought a unit, a house last year. It's a tiny little unit. I feel bad calling it a house because it's a tiny little unit. Anyway. You don't want to be too flashy in this economy, eh? Exactly. You don't want to be like, guys, I bought a house. it's a tiny little unit. Anyway. You don't want to be too flashy in this economy, eh? Exactly. You don't want to be like, guys, I bought a house.

It's a huge mansion. It's more than I can afford. Well, when I was going to open homes, one of my really good friends said to me, the key to open homes is to not show any emotion and don't tell any jokes. Just look completely uninterested. And I was like, have you met me?

I've made a career out of telling jokes and being emotional, right? So now I'm writing this bit about how I Did some training to not become emotional But I can't really go into it Otherwise I have to stand up and like Get some music going Yeah see I've run into that problem before

Where you don't do stand up in a radio studio I did it for Andy Lee from Hamish and Andy once Probably one of the most embarrassing And I don't do comedy Clint made me do it. He's such a nice guy too and he was like, it's good. There's something there. I've seen

your comedy before and you are so fantastic. I will be there front and centre. Thanks, mate. Sign me up. If you want to go and see Kura Forrester in the Comedy Festival, she's going from the 9th to the 13th of May at Bats Theatre in Wellington and then the 16th to the 20th of May at the Basement Theatre in Auckland.

You should totally buy your tickets now, though, because in her head she knows what the show's going to be. Oh, yeah, it's nearly finished. I've got the first 30 minutes. I'm great. And then you can always leave during the intermission. Yeah, I won't mind. There's no intermission.

But you can get up and leave and I'll go, fair enough. And then I'll be like, I'll just be here if you need. You're like, yay! There it is. It's Coda Forrester, everybody. Thanks for coming in. No worries. It's fair for me.

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