ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th August 2021

Episode Date: August 27, 2021

Things you shouldn’t do nakedWe present to you ‘Blooming Desire’How are cats feeling in lockdown?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I found a way to do the sound effects How? Don't worry mate It's a secret No that was me doing it Secret of the trade That was me No It's a secret. No, that was me doing that. Secret of the trade. That was me. No, that was a secret.

I was helping you out to make it more impressive. What do you mean? Well, now you've blown it. No, I just did that sound. Oh, right. Can you do it again? Okay, ready? Yeah.

Oh, my beatboxing is really getting good. Yeah, that is seriously impressive, actually. That's getting good. Anastasia, I know you've attempted the trumpets before. Do you want to see if you can beat that? Me? Yeah. Yeah.

Hang on a second. We'll just make sure we're recording for yours. Okay, you ready? Okay. Yeah. Three, two, one. Close. We didn't mean that trumpet. You took me dirty. You really took me dirty. No, you did us dirty. You did us dirty. We're in a glass box right now. Yeah, yeah. Producer

Ella dirty. Yeah. I need my face mask back actually. You dirty bird. Here in New Zealand where we're doing the podcast, we're still without Ben because of COVID, and we're without an international birthday banger because of COVID. No Friday Okie today. No Friday Okie because of COVID. Also, no one second song challenge. Stop pointing out what we don't have.

Point out what we do have. Oh, we've got an erotic. Sorry. Ella, we've got Ella. Gun to the gun. We've got an erotic fan fiction. Yeah, we've got Ella. Gun to the gun. We've got an erotic fan fiction. Yeah, we've got a bit of erotic fan fic about the world's favourite Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern.

That shit was amazing. I actually got the heebie-jeebies, goosebumps. I couldn't. Not the good goosebumps. No, not the good ones. Oh, did you get the bad ones? Yeah. Did you get the yucky duckies?

On the TV, they were on TV giving the announcement at the same time. Who would you rather hook up with, Bloomfield or Jacinda Ardern? Or Jacinda for me. Nah, probably Jacinda. Oh, nah, Daddy Bloomfield. I think Jacinda would be a good kisser. Yeah, but Daddy Bloomfield would... Bloomfield's a bit old for me.

No, but he's got like... I feel like Jacinda's more my speed. Not picking. I respect her too much to almost pick her in this situation. Why? Why is it disrespectful? No, no, I'm not saying it is. I just don't want to objectify her.

But also, at the same time, I'd pick her in a heartbeat. Oh. You'd pick her over Bloomfield. I'd pick her over Bloomfield. But Bloomfield's hot as well. Yeah, but hey, don't get me wrong. Bloomfield's hot. I like Blondes.

He gives me a soft kind of vibe. But there's a few miles left on Jacinda's tires. Yes. I don't mean it like that. It gives you a soft vibe. Like a calm personality. Like, nah. Pick your words.

Pick your words. It's like good hands. Nah, see. Good hands. As you can see. You're not reading him right. You're not reading him right. As you can see, here in New Zealand, we've reached that part of our lockdown where we

are sexualizing our ministers who are presenting us the facts each day. We're like, oh, yeah. Tell me about the numbers. Tell me about community transmission. Bonk, marry, kill. Jacinda, Bloomfield, and Chris Hipkins. Wait, what? What did you say was the first one?

Well, bonk. Bonk. Bonk. It's a nice way of saying. Bang. Bonk. Bang. Getting it on.

What was it? Bonk. my god oh my god does it matter way to suck the life out of it honestly just roll with it you'll pick up the detail on the way okay you guys start no she's the type of person that explains why a joke can't be funny because it's not and like correct in terms of whatever. Remember yesterday when we asked her that question? How do you, what happens when you get an infection? She goes, well, the skin gets irritated and it goes a bit red. What happens?

What do you take, you imbecile? We know what happens when you get an infection. I feel bad for her. Look at her. Alice, stand up for me. I know what happens when you get an infection. I feel bad for her. Look at her. Alice, stand up for me. I need some support. She's doing good. Everyone's trying their best, all right?

Yeah. Lockdown brain, I think. Lockdown brain. I think that was an acceptable answer. No, it wasn't. Because quite often people ask, what's your reaction? We didn't ask that. You had just said a pretty drastic thing saying i'm

allergic to antibiotics of the antibiotics the normal thing to ask is whoa that sounds intense what happens that's what we asked we literally said exactly what we are yeah you said what happens and then i was like this is what happens i get blah blah and you guys like no what happens aka what i think we ask the moreA. what do I give you instead? No, I think we ask the more important question. What do you do when you get something where you need anybody? I can't take any more of her. I need, honestly, I need a break.

I need a weekend. Can I do the dolphin at least? Yeah, well, if you do the dolphin, who's going to do the splash? I'll do this. I haven't done the splash. Okay, sweet. Anastasia, three, two, one. And splash.

Splash. Perfect. Thanks, everybody. Anastasia, that didn't sound anything like a dolphin. You guys suck. I'm going to duck out in the studio. No. Bree and Clint. Check one, two. Hello, hello, hello. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. The. Brie and Clint. Check one, two.

Hello, hello, hello. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. The ship is up and running. Sorry, juggling between us and the Prime Minister. Are you there, Prime Minister? Precious. And it also moves.

Yeah, she's there. Yeah, yeah. We're going to try and go to her just as they give the update on lockdown because there's a lot in the updates, isn't there? Yeah, we're just going to try

and get the part where if anyone is moving levels in the country in the next however long. By the sounds of it, we're not. The Herald's reporting that everyone's staying in level four till Tuesday, but we'll wait and get it straight from the Prime Minister. Yep. Today, also your chance to win some free money with Free Guy and we'll play Tradiverse Lady, but not yet.

We'll get the Prime Minister first and then we'll go and get you on for Tradie vs. Lady. Sound good? Let's just hang out. Let's play some Friday jams. Yeah, you still there, Prime Minister? To continue for some time as significant numbers of households... Yeah, she's still there. Cool.

Okay, sweet. Right. Friday jams. Try and just bring you the good bit. Good bit? Would you call it a good bit? The most important bit. The bit.

Brian Clint. Let's play Tradiverse Lady and forget about that. All you need to worry about is that you're in lockdown for a bit longer. Forget about the detail. That'll take care of itself in time. Yes. Let's play. Our lady today is 31 and she's calling us from Pleasant Point.

Sounds pleasant. She can get a foot behind her head. Wow. Right up there at Pleasant Point. Welcome to the show, Kimberley. Hello, Kim. Kim. Hi.

What sort of exercises are you doing to maintain your flexibility? No, I don't know why. I just, yeah, I've always been able to get one foot behind my head. Yeah, well. I'm always interested to know how people learnt they could do that. That's a good question. I think it was the case I saw someone, thought I won it. Oh, good.

Yeah. Everybody needs a lockdown hobby or pursuit. Thoughts about maybe trying to get both feet behind your head? I don't know that I really want to get stuck in that. Yeah, good point. Not in lockdown, eh? Not a good time to get stuck. that. Yeah, good point. Not in lockdown, eh? Not a good time to get stuck. Yeah, that's a level one activity.

Okay, welcome to the show. Our tradie today, she's a lady tradie. She's from Wellington. She's 53 and she is a book binder for a living. Wow. Welcome to the show, Mary. Hello, Mary. Hello.

Oh, the feedback. What kind of books are we talking, Mary? All sorts. Law books, novels, facts, fiction. I don't mean to be disrespectful. Is it a dying art, bookbinding? Hand bookbinding is. Yeah, are you a hand bookbinder?

I'm both. I do machine and hand. Oh, good. She's versatile. Skilled up. Okay, here we go, guys. Mary, your buzzer is tradie. Kimberly, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers will win $50 cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Skilled up. Okay, here we go, guys. Mary, your buzzer is tradie. Kimberly, your buzzer is lady.

First to three correct answers will win 50 bucks cash. Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. In what country would you find the Taj Mahal? Lady. Tradie.

Yes, Kim. India. It is India. Beautiful building. Question number two. One to the ladies. What is eight times seven? Lady.

Yes, Kim. 56. She's on it. Whoa, you are rapid, Kimberley. I would have been left in the dust by now. Question number three. It was so fast, we know you're not using a calculator. Two to the ladies.

Mary, you need this one to stop Kim. What is faster, a leopard or a panther? Lady. Or Mary, I reckon or a panther? Stray. Or Mary, I reckon. I'm going to say Mary. Cheetah. Wasn't one of the options, unfortunately. Leopard or panther.

Kimberley, you want a free guess? A leopard. She's done it. It is. It's as easy as that. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. The top speed of a panther is 58 kilometres per hour,

while a leopard is 88.5. Damn. Woo. Well done, Kim. We got 50 bucks cash coming to you thanks to KFC. Awesome. Thank you so much. Nearly as fast as how fast Kim got those three correct.

Nearly as quick as Mary hung up. Yeah. I mean, it's all quick around here. Bree and Clint. Interesting story about this woman in the UK, which I feel like we could involve one of our people in our team to pretty much take a driving test. Oh, okay.

There's a woman who has had over 1,000 driving lessons and she's done the test over 500 times and she's never passed. How many times has she done it? She's had over 1,000 driving lessons and taken the test over 500 times. 500 times? 30 years she has been trying to get her licence. Time to give up. And at that point, you know, someone, one of her friends should just say,

look, this is not for you. Driving is not for you. And that's okay. Yeah, that is okay. And that's all right. But I think someone like, I don't know who the NZTA is over there, should go, look, we've seen how many times you've done it. You now qualify for government-funded Ubers for the rest of your life.

Or a chauffeur. She spent over $20,000 trying to get her license. 20 grand. Yeah, over the 30 years. I thought, you know, the one person in our team that doesn't drive on a day-to-day basis is producer Anastasia. That's a nice way of phrasing it. She doesn't.

Thank you for saying that, yes. Yeah, she doesn't drive every day. I've made that choice. Yeah, you made that choice. You don't have a car here in Auckland, so you don't drive every day. Or does she not drive because she sucks at it? I did have a car up in Auckland. It's no longer with us.

That's a great question, Clint. We're about to put her to the test. With an impromptu driving test. Producer Anastasia, you will be sitting the test here in front of Clint and I. We will be asking the questions. Feel free to take this test yourself if you are a licensed driver.

Absolutely. To see if your knowledge is up to scratch. I'll kick things off. Question number one, producer Anastasia. You were driving downhill on a steep, narrow road and a vehicle is coming up the hill. What should you do? You were driving down the hill.

They are driving up the hill. So I'll give you a hint. Does one of us have to pull over? Who gives way? The person driving up the hill or the person driving... Oh, the person coming down. Me, I'm coming down. I will pull over.

That's correct. Good work. Nice work. I mean, the situation spooked you at first, which was scary. Bree won't always be there to offer multi-choice answers. You won't always be a backseat driver. Okay, here comes your second question in your driver's licence test, and we need 75% for you to pass this driving test.

Okay, cool. If a driver sits their restricted licence in an automatic vehicle, they are not permitted to drive a manual. If a driver sits their restricted licence in a manual vehicle, are they permitted to drive an automatic? Yes, that's true because I have a manual licence. You've got a manual licence? I like driving manual more than automatic.

Yeah, go, go. It confuses me. You feel more in control. But then the manual thing is the reason why I don't have a car anymore. All right. It's a clutch. Yeah, right. It's a clutch three times.

You're right in the clutch, are you? All right, question number three. So far, two out of two. What is the speed limit in built-up areas? Is it A, 40 kilometres an hour, B, 50 kilometres an hour, C, 60 kilometres an hour,

or D, 80 kilometres an hour? What does built-up mean? That's all you get. Sorry, that's on the test. That's the question. The ones in the C should be there now, 40. So let's go 40. It's not.

Built up areas, it's always 50. Oh, yeah. Built up or urban areas are always 50. I'm going to say 40. Your final question in this driving test. You need this one to pass the test. Okay. What is the speed limit in school zones?

No multi-choice for this question. You should know this. 20? You will be a danger for going that slow. The bad news is you failed your driver's licence test. Yeah. The good news is you failed it for being too safe. It's 40 kilometres per hour in a school zone. So did she get two right, two wrong?

Two right, two wrong. I've got one more question if we want to really solve this. All right, go on. If you want your driver's licence, you need to get this. You're driving in an 80-kilometre zone and you see this 50-kilometre sign. Where does the 50km an hour speed limit start? Is it

at the sign, 20 metres after the sign, 30 metres after the sign or 50 metres after the sign? At the sign. She's got it! She's got her licence! Congratulations.

If anyone would like to sponsor me a car, that would be highly appreciated. Congratulations to you and good luck to everyone else on the roads. They're going to need it. Brie and Clint. Lots of New Zealanders are doing their bit to keep people entertained. A lot of online stuff going on during lockdown. Yesterday we talked to one such person who has written erotic fan fiction centred around the prime minister the minister

of health the director general of health and clark gayford if you don't know what that is because not everyone knows what erotic fan fan fiction is good point yeah it's um pretty much uh made up stories about whoever you want and pretty much you just control the story it's like 50 shades of gray you just make the characters whoever you want. They can be real people, yeah. Yeah, you could make them Ma'anonu and Susie Kato if you wanted to. If you wanted to, yeah. It's completely up to you. The man who has done that is

Jack Nichol and he joins us back on the show right now. Hey, Jack. Hi, Jack. Hey, guys. Hi. Are you thinking of going, uh, you're thinking of bounding these books? Binding? Binding. Sorry. Maybe, maybe. Hi. Are you thinking of going, are you thinking of bounding these books? Binding? Binding. Sorry.

Maybe, maybe. Maybe it's a Christmas stocking filler, you know? Maybe we can get our grannies all excited and give it to them for Christmas. Grannies? We're getting everybody excited at the moment. I've never read a book, but I think I'll read this one. Your novel that you're creating, Blooming Desire,

yesterday we told you we are going to recreate it in audio format. We've done that, and we would like to present episode one to you this afternoon. Are you ready to hear your work broadcast on national radio? Oh, man, I'm so excited. Jack, I've heard it, and I'm so excited for this, and I'm so excited for you to hear it. For the younger members of our audience, look, this is erotic fan friction.

I'd say it's PG-13. It's PG-13. But that's just a little warning for you. And today, Jack, in the work you created, the part of Jacinda Ardern will be played by... Me. I will be playing Jacinda. It's a great honour.

The part of Ashley Bloomfield will be played by... You, Clint. And the narrator will be the Bachelor New Zealand and Sole Mio opera superstar, Moses Mackay. Here it is, everybody. Episode one of Blooming Desire. Blooming Desire. A romance novel by Joan Click.

Chapter one. No need for a 4pm conference. Yes, Prime Minister. She did her best not to quiver with excitement. He smiled his boyish smile at her, his striking blue eyes sparkling behind his glasses. She wondered whether he enjoyed calling her Prime Minister as much as she enjoyed hearing it.

Thank you, Director General. He smiled roguishly. She had fought against every fibre of her being to not call another press conference for 4pm. There was no need, and she was a professional. But on the other hand, it was an excuse to see him again. She smiled back at him Only for a moment She bit her lower lip

Let me know your numbers Tomorrow My numbers? As in how many people? He trailed off Still smiling She felt her cheeks flush How many people have caught the virus, of course?

Oh, of course He grinned Holding her gaze What were his numbers? She wondered With a smile Of course. Oh, of course. He grinned, holding her gaze. What were his numbers? She wondered. With his smile and his muscular frame chiseled from playing in the parliamentary rugby team. Surely he's had his way with dozens of women.

I'll brief you hard and fast when I know more, Cindy. Her heart skipped a beat. He had never called her Cindy before. No one called her that. But when he said it, she liked it. Thank you, Ash. She allowed herself a smile and turned to walk away. She fought the urge to grab him, mount him,

and use her parliamentary privilege. Stop it, Jacinda. You're the Prime Minister of New Zealand. She had to get it together. The team of five million were watching. The team of five million would love to watch, wouldn't they? She caught herself thinking. The will-they-won't-they tension from the 1pm briefing

was like watching an episode of Bones or CSI Miami, where a couple of sexy, no-nonsense professionals struggle to get the job done without ripping each other's clothes off and making sweet, sweet love. Give me a cool glass of water. Jack, that's episode one of Blooming Desire. What do you think? That is absolutely amazing.

Is that everything you hoped it would sound like? Oh, so much better than I could ever dream. Wow. Okay. That was Moses' voice just makes anything sexy. Like, he could literally read me the instructions on how to build a cabinet, and I'd be like, yes, please. The author of Blooming Desire is an erotic fan fiction starring the Prime Minister,

the Minister of Health, the Director General of Health and Clark Gayford. That was part one. That was technical, yeah. And that was part one. We've got more parts coming up. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, and for anyone else listening that doesn't want to know who won Love Island, I'll give you a couple of seconds to turn off now because we want to talk statistics. How much did the winners win by? How many votes did the second place getters get? So on and so forth, Dean. Yep. Yeah, it looks such a popular show.

And like I said, spoiler alert coming, spoiler alert coming. Millie and Liam, they obviously took it out, but they actually took 42% of the vote. Like, it wasn't that close. Everyone thought that Chloe and Toby, it was really close. Well, it really wasn't that close. They got 30% while Millie and, of course, Liam took home with 42%, which is a huge, huge lead in the gap.

Faye and Teddy came in at 15% and then Kaz and Tyler at 12%. So no one really cared too much about them. But look, huge things. I mean, massive numbers. 2.8 million people tuned in. It was huge. And this show is just a phenomenon around the world. But yeah, they killed it.

Millie and Liam, they took it out. Do we know if they're doing another Australian season of Love Island? A bit hard to do it at the moment, I know, but do we think that's in the pipeline? I'm not too sure, but the other seasons they did were pretty good, so it'd be cool to see another season. They should do one to coincide with lockdown

because they're essentially locked down, right? Just get them in the house, get them COVID tested, and you can't get any COVID in there, you know? No, exactly. Well, I guess people are coming in and joining the bubble, aren't they? You know, Big Brother Australia, they went into lockdown when they had already gone into the house. Did they tell them?

Yeah, so they didn't know about COVID. They all knew. It was coming. But it was really early on in the piece. Yeah, freaky. So you think about how you were like before it actually all went really bad. Oh, they would have all come out and none of them would have owned face masks. Yeah, well, the thing is they told them when they were in the house

and they told them what was going on. Can you imagine being told that and you don't know anything? Like it's so scary. And you haven't had any news updates, no context, nothing. Yeah. Yeah, right. Fascinating. Okay, that's the Love Island stats.

Thanks to our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Cheers to Pepsi Max. No sugars given. Bree and Clint. I've got a question for you which is particularly poignant with the lockdown announcement that we've just had. Auckland getting extended. Well, the whole

country getting extended until Tuesday night in Auckland a bit longer. This is posted to Reddit where someone has asked the classic question am I the a-hole? Am I the a-hole for telling my friends off for breaching lockdown? They hang out, they talk about hanging out in the group chats, and I'm being told to calm down and that I'm being the a-hole.

How unreasonable is it to lock down for a couple of weeks in return for a couple of months of freedom? So she is being accused of being a goody two-shoes. Party pooper. Party pooper, fun police. Yeah. Big old fun sponge, but she's just doing the right thing. Right?

I think she's got a good point. It's a couple of weeks. I mean, you can't go two weeks without seeing your friends. Come on now. Especially when you've got them in the group chat. Yeah. Is it her job to tell them off? That's the other thing.

Is it her job to police the situation? See, that's another. Or should she just mind her own business and stay out of it? I mean, it's one of those things where it's like, how honest of a friendship do you have with someone? Is that the type of friendship you have where you're like, come on, pull your head in? Or is it the type where you're like, yeah,

how good of friends are you with that person? Because if I'm really good friends with someone, I'll tell them to pull their head in. You'll just tell them straight up. What it really shows, I think, I'll tell them to pull their head in. You'll just tell them straight up. Yeah. What it really shows, I think, here, is that you and your friends have a different value system and you have a different moral compass to them.

Because it's serious, right? Lockdowns aren't a joke. And you're talking about staying home to stop the spread and save lives and save jobs and save all kinds of things. And they're like, YOLO, bro, meet me outside for a shooie or whatever. No one will know. Yeah. And if you think that's. And they're like, YOLO, bro, meet me outside for a shooie. No one will know. Yeah.

And if you think that's serious and they don't, then maybe the bigger question is, do you have the right friends in this situation? I mean, are any of those friends lockdowning solo? Oh, you mean so they can join bubbles? Which I don't know. I don't even know what the rules are for people lockdowning solo. This was a

question posted on Reddit and the top the main comment people were putting in was, if it upsets you commenting, just don't do it. Just dob them into the police. No. See, I don't agree with that. Just knock. Just pass it on. See, I don't agree with that. Imagine how fast they would cancel their

plans at... Hello, this is the New Zealand police just outside their door. What am I up to? Nah, not much. Sorry, we're just watching a high speed chase. There's been a high speed chase in Auckland this afternoon and I saw the cop cars

on my way into work speeding the other way on the motorway and there's full footage of it on the Herald website where they've just jackknifed this guy's car. Our police are so talented and this guy... Oh mate, they're trained. I know, yeah, yeah. They go to training. I know they do, but it's like GTA in real life. They're amazing. It's amazing to

watch. So cool. There's something you can't do naked. No, there's probably something you shouldn't do. Have a high speed chase with a police officer. I mean, be a police officer. You can have a high speed chase naked. It's not the first law you're going to break that day. Yeah, but, you know, you're most likely to get caught and you don't want to get caught naked.

Nah. That's not a good situation. You don't want to have to do your mug shot with your wanger hanging out. Is it, like, I feel like I don't often sit around and think about what are the worst possible things to do naked, but I feel like it's a good thing just so, you know, it's a warning that you don't do these things when you're naked for the future.

So what you're looking for here out of this afternoon is a list of things that we've done naked and so we've done the research. Is that what you want? Yes and no. And we can say, I've done it so you don't have to? No, it can be that. I wouldn't mind that. But then even just having the hindsight.

Hypotheticals. Right, okay. Foresight? Yeah, the foresight. Yeah. Hindsight's after. I'll kick it off. Okay.

Things you shouldn't do naked. Going down a slide on a hot day. Oh, yeah. Going down a slide on any day. Unless it's a lubricated slide. You want full coverage. You want full coverage. You want full coverage. You got that giving you, yeah.

What about doing the weed whacking in the backyard? You'll be whacking a different type of weed. In fact, lawn mowing as well. I wouldn't lawn mow naked. Nah. To imagine if you got something, ping, straight out of the... Yeah, not good. Imagine you got a little stone come out.

Not good. Can you hear producer Anastasia champing at the bit to contribute? Anastasia, what would you never do naked? Funnily enough, first on the list was mowing the lawns, just for, you know, you don't want to clip anything off. You don't want to scare the neighbours too. Yes, that's true. But the next one I had was attending family functions.

Depends on your family, to be honest. Not a good idea. We've talked on this show before about naked families. I mean, Megan Pappas, her family's a nudist family, aren't they? I think they have

nude tendencies. Nude Nelson Beechers? Did I just know? Is it them? Or is it someone else? They enjoy a naked session. I don't know if they classify themselves as nudists.

I thought she came from a nude family. Maybe I'm wrong. They're a nude family. Oh, they're a nude family. But are they nudists? Oh, right. I think that's the difference

between leaving your house and not leaving your house. Yeah, right. Got it. They might be nudists as well. Maybe in their backyard are they nudists? Oh, right. I think that's the difference between leaving your house and not leaving your house. Yeah, right. Got it. They might be nudists as well. Maybe in their backyard. Maybe. Maybe.

Yeah, yeah. Phil and producer Ella, any ideas on good things not to do naked? I may or may have not done this, so maybe don't do it. I'm skinny dipping the day at a shared pool. My poor cousin. Oh, my God. Yeah. Not good. What about jumping on a trampoline? at a shared pool. My poor cousin. Yeah. Not good.

What about jumping on a trampoline? Especially for the ladies. No, saggy. Especially for the ladies. What about the fellas? Oh, maybe not. Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack. Because that's similar to another one I've got down, skydive.

Don't skydive naked. I had that. Yeah. I think skydiving naked would be the most unflattering situation to be in naked. Well, you say that, but I think the wind would do a lot of flattening. Like you'd have. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Some people would be slapping around their cheeks, I think. What about doing the dance move, the worm? Yeah, no, that's not a naked. I feel like carpet burn would happen in your bits. Ow. Yeah. Men's bits, there's a squash going on. Prune anything, like with a pair of shears,

don't prune anything. But sometimes that can be good too. What? Oh, I know what you're saying. A different type of pruning. Trimming the bush. Yeah, right. Depends what bush you're trimming. Yes. Yeah? Oh, I know what you're saying. A different type of pruning. Trimming the bush. Yes. Yeah, right. Depends what bush you're trimming. Yes. Not with the outdoor secateurs, obviously.

Topical reference, get a COVID test. Don't want to do that naked. Don't want to wind down the window and the person in full PPE and you're sitting there and absolutely nothing with your PPE hanging out. Yeah, not great. What about picking up a cat naked?

Nah, not the one. I reckon that'd be enjoyable. Huh? You know, that fur on skin contact? No, it's not the fur. It's not the fur that you should worry about. I actually understand she's going, if you've got a particularly cuddly cat,

a nude cuddle with the cat could be quite nice. That's creepy. My cats don't scratch. Are you doing that, Clint? We're talking about picking up a cat. Yeah. So wait, are you doing this all the time? The risk is the claws, right?

The risk of picking up a cat nude is the claws. And I'm saying my cats don't scratch. So if you're going to pick up any cat naked, it would be my cat. So if anyone's going to pick up a cat in the nude... You're sounding like you've done this before. I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop. You're sounding weirdly sinister over here.

I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop. Yeah. Right, a good place to wrap the list up, you reckon? Yeah. I want to know more about what you're doing with your cats

whilst naked. No. Clint's like, alright. I said if you were going to. Okay, Lucy, here we go. I'm going to put on a show naked with the cats. Come on now.

They are very well behaved cats. It's just me and a couple of pusses. Brie and Clint. You missed it. We're all staying in lockdown for the weekend. And until Tuesday at midnight. Everybody. Everybody in the whole country, South Island, North Island.

Stewart Island. Stewart Island. How many people live on Stewart Island? I don't know if anyone permanently lives there. Maybe they do. I actually have no idea. I'm going to Google it. Where are the Stewart Island updates and the 1pm updates, eh?

What's the population of Stewart Island? Mm-hmm. How many do you think? Oh, 15 max. You and I went there that time. Oh, this is from 2006. Hold on. 2021.

Yeah. Did they get a census booklet down there? Oh, this might be from a little while ago, but it says just over 400. Oh, whoa. Okay. Well, shout out to our Stewart Island listenership.

We appreciate you guys. 400 humans and over 13,000 Kiwi. Oh, right. The bird. Yeah. This is a story about a man

who's had a bag mix up at LAX. His name is Mark Ermthas and he picked up the wrong bag. It's a very common bag. He said he got it from Costco in America.

He said it's just a normal black wheelie bag, and he took the wrong one home, which is, I think, a fairly common thing to happen. Nah, I hate those people. Really? Yeah. Why? Because you should check your tags.

Yeah, you should check your tags. Because everyone knows that if you've got a really common bag, you should check your tags. Everyone knows that if you've got a common bag, you know that you should double check and check again because there's going to be a million others. Okay, well, he's posted on TikTok about what was inside the bag. Have a listen to this. I just Ubered back from LAX and realized I grabbed the wrong suitcase.

There is what looks to be a name tag on the suitcase, but it's completely blank with no information. So I look inside. There isn't really too much inside, and pretty much the only takeaway is that this is a dude that owns a suitcase. Except here's the reason why I'm actually freaking out. Inside the suitcase, along with everything else that I found, I found this.

What is this? Do you want to try and guess what it was? Drugs. No, not drugs. No, you wouldn't post that on TikTok. Illegal fireworks. No, not illegal fireworks. You he wouldn't post that on TikTok. Illegal fireworks. No, not illegal fireworks. You get one more guess.

What would he have? You'll never get it. You'll never get it. Gold. Oh, okay. Contained inside the bag. Do I get it? A gold medal from the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.

Wow. He's picked up an Olympian's bag who won a gold medal at the Olympics and he's taken it home by mistake. That is wild. Here's where it gets weird though. He's more concerned

about getting his own bag back than getting the gold medal back. He obviously wants to return it but the main reason he's posting is like I want my stuff back. What's in his bag? Makes me go

what's in his bag, right? Has he said? Well obviously he wouldn't say because... Yeah. Well, how many chances are you going to get to get an Olympic gold medal? Because I reckon the athlete has the ability to ring the Olympics. Hey, someone stole my bag.

I lost my gold medal. And they're like, oh, no worries. We'll get you another gold medal. Congratulations on your gold, by the way. Whereas him, he's never going to get a gold medal. Mark's never going to get a gold medal. Yeah, keep it. Keep it.

What would you, if you were Mark, he obviously really wants his bag back. Yeah. What would you say was in your bag to try and get your bag back? Medication. Oh. I'd say I need my bag back because it's got my medication in it. Yeah, but you can get a prescription and get more. Nah, it's weed medication.

I don't know. I've got the winner. Well, what is it? What do you say? I've got the winner. You know what you say is in your bag to get it back. Yeah. One of my dead relatives ashes.

Yeah. Yep. As if anyone is not going to give you a bag back then. Unless you're into that kind of thing. Bree and Clint. I hope you've got Friday vibes because we're going to do a morale boosting request next. We haven't discussed a theme yet. We're going to free ball that right now.

We get you guys to text in a song for the morale boosting request. We like to give it some framework. Such a weird term, free ball, where you actually think about what it means. Like where you wing it. So you're just like living free. It's because when someone doesn't wear underwear they're free balling. Yeah, yeah.

Well, we're free balling this topic right now. I've got an idea. Okay, yeah. No idea is a bad idea in a brainstorm except for Ella's idea who still wants to do

songs from musicals. I'm thinking Baltimore. No, we're not thinking No, we're not that desperate. What the hell are you talking about? Don't cancel me. Yeah, you're cancelled.

I'm turning off her mic. Okay, you've got an idea? I've got an idea. I reckon we should do songs, it would fit Friday perfectly, songs that have an epic drop in them. Oh. Okay, all right. Like, you know, songs like David Guetta's got quite a few good ones.

Yeah. Calvin Harris, I can think of a few. Yeah. What are some other epic songs that have a really good drop in them? Gang Name Style. What? No. I know what you mean.

I know what you mean. Skrillex. Skrillex. He's got some good ones. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it doesn't sound that good But then when you play them All back to back

And you wait for the drop It really brings up the mood And that's That's just not even Playing a full one Okay Crowd pleasers I reckon crowd pleasers

Is an important part of this too Because otherwise you'll come in And someone's going to go Bro you've got to play Dirty and Eno The sub focus Underground flip remix Of

Oh no it has to be like... It's got to be a crowd pleaser, right? It's got to be an ultimate, like, a song everyone knows where you're like, oh, my God, yeah, I love the drop in that song. Okay, let's do it. A morale booster today has to have an epic drop. What's it going to be? You guys suggest them.

We pick the best one, and that gets played to lift the mood of the nation. It's time for a morale boosting request, everybody. You've had a hard week of working from home and you deserve a bit of morale boosting this afternoon. The theme for Friday are songs with epic beat drops. Yeah. If you want to be a partial judge on this,

as in you might break a stalemate between Bree and I, oh, $800.00 at M if you know your drops, you know, if you're a drop aficionado. If we don't get someone today, it's going to be producer Anastasia, our resident drop aficionado. That's right. Okay. Here we go.

Here are the shortlist as suggested by you guys as morale boosters with epic drops. First one to come in is Eric Prids in Call On Me. Vintage drop. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a good drop, that. I still remember. Like a wine, fine vintage drop.

It's a fine drop. 2004. Oh, great year. What else we got? Calvin Harris, had to be in there. That was such an iconic drop in that song. Yes. And a great collab.

Avicii is in there. This one's great because it's got such a long build-up. Yeah. It builds for ages. Rudimental's made the shortlist. God, I love Rudimental. Remember when Anne-Marie was singing on some of their tracks before she became her own artist? Yeah, right.

That's a good option. And then this is one that came right out of left field, but Phil Collins. Phil Collins. This might be the original drop. Could be. The issue with this song, though, is... The rest of it's crap? No, the rest of it's not crap.

But the song is... It's only drop, you know? It's just drop. That's another way of saying the rest of it's average. Don't you say that, okay? The rest of it's average. I'm offering to take it out. You should put in someone latecomer on the text machine.

Someone said, what about Hangover by Tayo Cruz? I don't hang over. I've been drinking too much for sure. Is that the drop? No. Hold on, wait. I think it's coming. No, it's. Is that the drop? No. Hold on, wait. I think it's coming. No, it's not.

It's not? No. I know what you're talking about. There's a drop in there. I know there is one. There is a drop. I'm not going to vote for it, so sorry. Doesn't mean it's out.

Oh, okay. Me and producer Anastasia could both vote for it. Okay, call on me. Is it in or out? It's a great song. Don't think I'm voting for it Nah me neither I'm thinking I'm taking it out Yeah

Okay Calvin Harris and Rihanna In or out? Would hear it in Friday jams The only reason I'm not voting for it Oh on that basis Everything except Phil Collins is out

There's another one Okay Maybe I'm just using that As an excuse It's out Phil Collins is out. There's another one. Okay. Maybe I'm just using that as an excuse. It's out. Phil Collins is out. Avicii Levels. It's in. Staying at the moment.

Feel the love. Staying. Hangover. Staying. Okay, that's our top three. Levels, Feel the Love and Hangover. Dang. Okay, that's our top three. Levels, Feel the Love and Hangover. I vote rudimental, Feel the Love. Yeah, I'll go rudimental.

Oh, right. We should just ask at the start of this if we agree. Could save a hell of a lot of time. Well, see, I don't know until we go through them. Bree and Clint. Joining us live from lockdown. Wait, where is your lockdown? Just at home.

Just at home. Oh, yeah. Live from just at home. It's Machu from 660. Where's your lockdown? Yeah. Most people are at home. Yeah, I know, but...

Oh, true. You know, Machu might have escaped to the Coromandel or something. He might be willing to share that with us. Who knows? Machu from 660. How you going, man? How is your lockdown? It's all good.

I'm just locked up with my little family, making the most of it. What does your family like to do to keep busy? Do they do baking? Do they do, you know, courses in the backyard? What are you guys doing? There's a lot of cooking. There's a lot of eating going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a lot of nappy changing. That's about it in my life at the moment. Eating and changing nappies. Tick. This is your first lockdown as a dad, right? This is a whole new experience for you. Yeah. It's lockdown expert level, they like to call it.

The country's in level four. You're at level five. Yeah. You know, you're in a whole different situation. Yeah, 100%. Hey, there's news, 660 news. There's new music coming out just in time for the new Waiata Anthems album. Yeah, man.

We're really proud of this one. It's our first time writing in Māori. So it's a bilingual track. And it basically came from, you know, a couple of years ago, we did Don't Fear Roots in Māori as part of the Waiata Anthems album. Yep. And that basically opened the floodgates for us to feel confident to write in Māori and have a go at this.

I mean, it couldn't have come at a better time. I feel like this is what all of New Zealand need right now. Yeah, some motivational and exciting new 660 music. The song is called Pepihā. What does it mean and what does it mean to you guys? Well, for those who don't know, a pepihā is basically how you'd introduce yourself formally in Māori. Talk about your connection to landmarks and people that are important to you as a way to introduce yourself.

And it's kind of like 101 when you're learning te reo Māori. So I like that we've kind of turned that into a song form. But personally, you know, I thought about my young daughter. I want her to understand where she's from and who she is when she grows older. We did it for our whānau. We did it for the nation. Māori language is something cool and unique to all New Zealanders. So the goal is that this is the pepe are for the people.

Did you think about including like a flex in there as well? So obviously you go core 660, you go core Eden Park, toku stadium, you know, start to big up a little bit. You could do a remix or something. Yeah, yeah. Core New Zealand record aho. Hey, Matu. I'm disappointed I didn't think about that.

Yeah, right. Something else that's really cool that you guys are doing, tell us about the collector's booklet and how people can get amongst that. Yeah, cool. So, you know, with most of our releases, people keep asking for like the chords and the words etc so we worked hard to put a really beautiful booklet together where you get like a download link for the song you've purchased you get this really nice poster and you get the

words you get the chords and you get um every band member's individual pepiha and on top of that which is really cool all the proceeds are going to go to Hinawehi Mohe's music therapy centre. Yes, which is very cool. Yeah, she's been so helpful for us kind of refinding our roots, you know, and of course what she's done for Māori music and Te Ao Māori generally. We're really happy to support her.

Such a cool idea and hopefully people get around it and learn the lyrics and the chords and we'll see a TikTok trend in no time. Yeah, let's get that going. Absolutely. I heard rumours of a 660 lockdown Saturdays. Is there any truth to that? Have you boys firing up the live stream for lockdown?

Yeah, I'm bored in lockdown, so I'm just going to set the phone up and play a couple of songs on Saturday night. Because it's about a year since I did that last time on the last lockdown. Yeah, yeah. That was, yeah. This time a year ago, you were doing lockdown acoustic sessions and making babies, I think, is the timeline.

Yeah. It's exactly how it goes. I'm just chasing backwards, mate. I'm just going backwards, okay? I was in the same situation. Clint's like, I've done the math, and if my math is correct. Me and Muchu spent our first lockdown the exact same way, you know?

How's everyone doing in lockdown? How are we? I'm doing okay, actually. You're doing all right? Yeah. You know what? I don't care because I feel like you get asked all the time. Right.

I feel like we get asked. Well, I feel like you asked and then you didn't want to hear it. No, I'm trying to make a point. Just hear me out. Do you want to know how I'm doing or not? Just hear me out. Okay, real quick. I'm fine.

Okay, good. Good to know. I feel like we always ask each other, but do we ever ask our animals? Oh, no. How are they doing? Oh, sometimes I go in there to the cats and I go, did you have a good sleep? Did you have a good sleep?

Did you have any nice dreams? No, but do you always do that? No, not every day. You say, how are you feeling mentally? No, and you know what? I haven't checked in on them on their feelings on a level four lockdown. You're right. See, this is the point I was trying to make.

Of course I care how you're doing. But, you know, sometimes. How's my pussy? But sometimes I think, how's your pussy doing? Yeah. Or both your pussies. Good point. I haven't checked my pussy.

You got two? Yeah, both of them. I haven't checked on either of them recently. And you should check them regularly because there's an article that's come out which talks about how cats are doing in lockdown. Okay. What do you think? What do you think cats

are like in lockdown? Do you think they're loving it? I'm not sure but I'd like to know how they got their information. Like how did they go around and ask these cats? Yeah, it's a good question. How did they get their data especially in a level 4 lockdown? You know, some cats can talk these days. I don't know if you know that. Can they?

They can use pens as well. Can they? So they've filled out forms. They've got opposable thumbs. Nah, it says, this article's for real. It actually says that cats are getting stressed and anxious because their owners are at home too long. Oh, really?

This is true. Classic bitchy cat situation. You're like, it's so nice for you. I get to be here more. And they go, my favourite part of the day is when you leave. Two favourite parts, when you leave and when you bring me dinner. They love solitary existence. They actually really do.

They love their alone time. They love being able to do whatever they want. And apparently cats are getting quite stressed. And there's a lot of people taking their cats to the vet. For stress-related issues. For stress-related issues. Right. Because they're not having that alone time.

I saw Vaughn post today on his Instagram story that his cat, Anakin, is all about him at the moment, like climbing up on him and smooching him and stuff. He said that cat never pays him any attention ever. And all of a sudden the cat's all up in his grill. So I wonder if that's a behavioural change to watch out for. That's quite interesting. What you don't know is that I actually interviewed your cat. Did you?

Bowie. Right. Earlier today. Yeah. To get comment from him about how he's doing. Right, you've misgendered her. I mean, her. So I hope that doesn't come up in the interview.

Well, maybe you don't know this, but Bowie likes to be called they, them. Right, I should have checked that, actually. Maybe I've been misgendering. So you've misgendered your cat as well. Anyway. I know, I can't wait to hear this, actually. If you've interviewed Bowie, I want to hear about it. Yeah. I've got some questions. I wish you'd known you were doing this.

I've got some questions. Well, we can interview them again if you want. But let's just see what Bowie, your cat, had to say about being in lockdown. Yes, hello. I'd just like to make a comment on how lockdown has been for me. My name's Bowie and my owner is Clinton

Roberts. It's been bloody horrible, if I'm honest. He's always around. He's poking his nose into everything I'm doing. He picks me up when he puts me down and he picks me up. Stop bloody touching me. Go do some work. They think I'm annoying because I meow and I scratch things, but oh my God, I just can't stand the look of his face. Just such a dumb face. Bowie, ow.

You know, I've never thought about what voice my cat would have, but I think that... I think he's English. She is a woman cat. Sorry, them. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday She, the woman cat. Sorry, them. All right, here we go. Birthday banger for Friday. Three people's birthdays.

What was number one on their 16th? Let's talk to Jack. Cutter Jack. Hey, Jack. Hi there. How's your lockdown going, mate? It's good. I've just been at work.

Okay, nice. What do you do? I just do online orders. Okay, cool. A lot of people like doing those online orders so people can keep shopping. It's mayhem for you guys at the moment, eh, Jack? Yes, definitely. Yeah, you need a good birthday banger.

What's your birthday? It's the 4th of September, 2000. Wait, so that's in a couple of days. Yeah, it's next Saturday. Oh, nice. Well, happy birthday for next week. Thank you. You were 16 in 2016, and on the 4th of September in 2016,

this was top in the charts. Major Lazer. Major Lazer. Major Lazer. And the beam's cold water. Do you like that song, Jack? I love that song. Do you? Oh, perfect.

Yeah, cool. Okay, wait there, Jack. Let's talk to Julia. Kia ora, Julia. Hi, Julia. Kia ora. How's your lockdown going, mate? Yep.

I mean, we haven't killed each other yet, right? Positive. I love that auto-sense. I'm, we haven't killed each other yet, right? This is like positive. I love that auto-sense. I'm reading a lot of that tone there. Who are you locked down with? Currently, it's just my partner, but we share bubbles with other children, so they're all arriving shortly.

So I'm just having a sneaky wine before they get here. Have another two or three sneaky wines, I think. I think. I love that these days you're preloading for kids arriving rather than preloading for town on a Friday night. Yeah. How am I going to get through tonight? I think six wines would do it. Let's see if you've got a good birthday banger in you.

What's your birthday? 10th of March, 1984. All right, Julia, you were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 10th of March in the millennium, this was number one. Christina Aguilera, what a girl wants. Interestingly, you've answered that question tonight too. What a girl wants a glass of wine. Exactly.

Wine. It's wine. Just live with it. Whole bottle. glass of wine, yeah. Wine, it's wine. A whole bottle. I love you, Julia. So good. Julia is a whole mood. Let's go to Travis finally. Hey, Travis. G'day, Travis. How we going?

Good, mate. Oh, nice deep voice from you, Trav. What have you been up to today in lockdown? Just working. Oh, yeah, nice. What do you do for work? Work for a deer farm. Oh, yeah, nice. What do you do for work? Work for a deer farm. Oh, yeah, cool. So venison. Yeah.

Yeah, cool. Nice. Or deer veldt. Let's do your birthday, Bang. What's your birthday? 17th of July, 1995. All right, Trav, you were 16 in 2011. And on the 17th of July in 2011, this was number one. The sun goes down, the stars come out. And all that counts is here and now.

The Wanted? The Wanted. Yeah. Glad you came. I'm glad you came. You much of a boy band man, Trev? Oh, not really, but that's a bit of a bang. You like that song?

Okay, good. Hey, Trev, I agree. That song absolutely slaps. You cost a spell on me, spell on me. It's a bit of a banger. You like that song? Okay, good. Hey, Trav, I agree. That song absolutely slaps. You cost a spell on me, spell on... It's a good song, yeah. Okay, wait there, Trav. We've got to work this out. We've got to go Christina Aguilera, Major Lazer or The Wanted.

I'll be happy with any of those today. My vote is The Wanted. Glad you came. I got the feeling. Really? That's what I'm voting for. Did you get the... Yeah, I got the tingly feeling.

You got the flutters. You got the flutters. Got the flutters. So inappropriate. But I think you're right. And I think today you, me and Trav are playing the weekend. Congratulations, Travis. You won birthday banger. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Nice work, Trav. Turn this one up loud. Can I give a shout out to all the people at the vaccination site? Travis, you won birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nice work, Travis. Turn this one up loud. Brianne Clint. Can I give a shout out to all the people at the vaccination sites that are working? Yes. Especially the nurses and the doctors and all the admin people that are making that happen. They are working their butts off.

A new record yesterday, nationwide record, 90,000 people vaccinated in one day. I was involved in that. Oh, you're one of the 90,000. vaccinated in one day. I was involved in that. Oh, you're one of the 90,000. I was one of those people. Yeah, right. They've got to get like a needle machine gun and just, you know, just jabbing people. Yeah, that makes me feel comfortable. Put it in the water.

Just tip the vaccine in the water, you know. Oh, God. Obviously, I'm not a scientist. You're like that one. I'm not a vaccinator either, yeah. If you're at a vaccination clinic, Bree started off so well with the compliment and then I came in and really ruined it, so.

Ah, well. Day 10 of lockdown, things happen. Bree and Clint. A US man and his family have been left in shock after discovering he is not the father of his son due to an IVF mix-up more than a decade ago. Oh, that's awful. So their son's over 10.

Yeah. And the Johnson family from Utah in the States decided to do a DNA kit for fun. They just wanted to do it for fun, see where they're, you know. I don't believe in those DNA kits. I don't think anything good can come from them. Well. We've never heard a good story where someone's like, I did a DNA test and it made my family stronger.

You know? I mean, I've had one. I did one for radio content purposes. Yeah. Do you ever think about the fact that they catalog your DNA? Yeah, I do. And it's on file somewhere? I didn't think about that at the time.

I was young and stupid. It's worse than selling your DNA. You paid to give them your DNA. But, I mean, let's be real. If they were going to start cloning people, I'm the last person they'd want to clone. It's the ultimate data grab. But what if they want to frame you for a crime?

Oh, well, that's true. Isn't it? I mean, yeah. Like Stephen Avery. Anyway, sorry. Hope not. Thanks for making me think. I'm going to think about that all weekend.

Anyway, this family got this DNA kit done. And what happened was is they looked at the page and they saw, so they've got two kids and they saw that one of their sons was full biological son to both of them. Yeah. And then the other son was branched off on his own where it was connected to the mum, but he wasn't connected to the father. Worst nightmare.

Her husband. Yeah. So they freaked out and they were like, what the hell is going on? This can't be real. Anyway, so they did some, you know, digging and they looked into it and they found out that, yeah, it was a mix-up at the IVF clinic about 10 years ago.

Jeez. And the next thought was, right, so obviously my husband isn't our son's biological dad. Who is? Who is? Ooh, what if it's someone rich? Well. Through my mind, guys.

Who knows? Who knows? Anyway, here's the couple talking a little bit about their journey. Well, you understand that there's that possibility, but it's so remote that the likelihood of it being us seemed as remote or more. When my results showed up showing two sons

immediately and seeing our oldest was a half-sibling to his younger brother through me, we knew there must have been something wrong. Because she would have freaked out the most. Yeah. Because it's on her.

It's not on her. It's not her fault. But straight away, the husband would have gone, did you cheat on me? Well, that's the thing. Because if he's the one, if they required IVF because of him, not because of her, then, you know, he would have gone, did you get pregnant somewhere else?

I mean, my mind goes straight to if they did IVF, that there's been a mix-up. But, yeah, I guess, yeah, you're right. You know, am I being overly cynical here? Maybe a little bit. Am I making the situation worse? Yeah, maybe a little bit. Anyway, so the story ends where they ended up tracking down

who they think was their son's biological dad. Okay. And they called him and they said, Hi there. I understand you're such and such. Did you go through... We think we've got your son. Did you go through IVF,

the IVF process with your wife this many years ago at this clinic, blah, blah, blah? And he said, yep. And they said, oh, well, we've got something to tell you. Yeah. We think you're the biological dad of our son. They said, congratulations. Ten years later, it's a boy.

See, this whole situation, there's no winners. I mean, it's okay. The kid is still the son of the person who raised him. And if the other dad wants to be involved or not, it doesn't matter. But it's not what you sign up for, is it? No, it's not. And they both have filed separate lawsuits against the IVF. It's not a cheap process either, right?

No. If you're paying that much money, you'd hope that they'd put the bloody right one in. Day 10 of lockdown, level four, a bit longer to go for everybody. We're all staying in lockdown until Tuesday. At this point of lockdown, I reckon we're all starting to run out of some of the luxuries and requiring a trip to the supermarket, right? Yeah, we're using wet wipes. Oh, really?

Speaking of luxuries. No, we're not actually. I was going to say, I hope you're not flushing those. There's a problem with using a wet wipe because you can't flush it. No. So you think you're all rich wiping your bum with a wet wipe and then you've got to clear out a bucket of poo-covered wet wipes

from beside the toilet. Which isn't luxury. A man today has made history by selling half a loaf of Vogel's, yeah, he ate the other half of the loaf on Trade Me, for $4,000. That's insanity. It's insanity. He didn't actually sell it though, did he?

No, he did. Someone gave him four grand. Someone bid four grand. Yeah, but did he get the four grand? That's a great question. The auction is closed at $4,000. He wrote on it, Dave from the Carpity Coast is the only way he's been identified. He wrote, half a loaf of Vogel's.

I don't need this anymore as I eat toilet paper. Which I thought was quite good. Oh my God. So for $4,000, I hope the person is going to pay up because Dave from the Carpenter Coast, after this thing went so crazy, decided, shit, this is a real thing. I need to donate this money.

So the money is being split between Mike King's I Am Hope And the Ronald McDonald House charity Oh won't you feel crap If you made a joke bet On that Right

You're like Oh this guy's joking I'll do a joke bet Yeah And then he swings it around On you He's like Yeah well the money's for charity

So you better pay up What are you going to do With half a loaf of Vogels I've run out of Vogels And I'm desperate For some Vogels By the way I went to the supermarket last night.

It's not at the supermarket. There's not a single loaf of anything at my supermarket. Really? Nothing. What about the dairy? Not even in the bakery section. The dairy always has stuff. Yeah, my dairy's got plain white death, but that's about it.

Plain white death? Yeah. And I'll eat it. I'm not a bother. I just, I want some Vogel's. My dairy has Vogel's. Yeah, because you live in a fancy suburb. How much?

Oh, it's one suburb over from yours. One suburb fancier than mine. How much? Let's talk money. Yeah, okay. If I get you. Well, how much is a loaf of Vogels from your dairy? Oh, isn't a loaf of Vogels like $12?

No, it's about $8 from a dairy. Oh. About $8? Yeah. So, you know, add interest Yeah. So what do you want? Do you want shipping? Add interest, shipping, then of course my time, effort. I'm going to say $50 and it's yours.

Can you give me two? I'm desperate for some vocals. That'll be $100 then. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. Facebook. TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM

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