ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th August 2024
Episode Date: August 27, 2024What's your boyfriend's unattractive hobby? Clint's in his pilates era. Mumma Di JUST discovered Friends. What day's father's day? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show
In the history of professional radio.
Daddy Brie and Clint.
Bula Manaka, everybody.
Welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Brie's vibing in her new sunglasses that she's bought back from Greece.
And you know what?
I don't care what any of you say. All of you guys have been mean to me, ripped me a new one,
said that I don't suit them.
I reckon these sunglasses are a vibe on me.
And I can pull them off in or out of Europe.
You came to us asking for feedback,
but you weren't willing to hear the feedback.
Yeah, but like...
You just wanted us to tell you they were great.
There's times where you shouldn't give people feedback on things.
Like, I've never given you feedback on your moustache.
To be fair, to be fair,
I thought you were showing me a range of comedy sunglasses
because Bree's like...
Comedy?
Yeah.
These are not comedy.
When you were filming our reactions,
you were like, close your eyes,
I'm going to put my new sunglasses on.
So I was waiting for a range of wacky sunglasses.
I was like, oh yeah, those are pretty strange,
the first ones.
But no, it turns out they cost hundreds of dollars
and that's your new look that you're committing to.
The bit was I committed to these in Europe.
I felt like I could pull them off in Europe
and then I was asking you guys
if I could pull them off outside of Europe.
I think I can.
And you know what?
That's the main thing.
If I've taught you anything, it's that.
It's the main thing.
It's who cares what the haters say.
I think I look good.
Ella, what did you say they look like?
So I will continue to wear them.
I might have said three blind mice.
From Shrek.
Yeah.
But cool, cool three blind mice.
Yeah, cool three blind mice.
You know, and it's like Iblind mice. Yeah, cool three-blind mice. Yeah.
You know, and it's like I never comment on Ella's personal style.
What?
Hygiene.
Oh.
Like the jorts she wears that are down to her ankles.
You do come in on my jorts.
Oh, yeah.
No, I do.
Yeah.
Okay, fair.
We're an honest family.
And Claudia.
Well, Claudia looks great all the time.
She told me my sunglasses look good.
Can we put up a poll?
Can we put up a poll on Brie's new sunglasses on her Instagram story, please?
We've got so many stories of Brie
getting roasted anyway. Don't see
the sunglasses. They're on the Brie and Clint Instagram
page right now. Yeah, can we put a poll
right at the end? Yes or no?
Oh, people are going to roast me.
Can Brie wear these sunglasses off holiday?
Yes or no? Why are you taking
a video? I took a photo on there so
you can post it.
I've already posted it.
I need a new one.
Smile.
Cute.
Wait, no.
Okay, I'll do this off air.
We've got a fun show on the way for you.
We've got lots of chances to go and see Sabrina Carpenter live in Los Angeles.
Trip number three being given away this week. A new way that you can donate to see our cheeky pics for the Cancer Society.
But first, a round of Tradie vs Lady
thanks to the Toolsheds. Right.
We need a Tradie and a Lady to play.
If that's you, give us a call right now.
0800 dial ZM. Maybe
my sunglasses will also be
a part of the prize.
It's Bree and Clint.
It's time for Tradie vs Lady.
It's the Tradie vs Lady!
Thanks to the Toolshed. Kiwi owned. Trusted by Tradie vs. Ladies. It's the Tradie vs. Ladies. Thanks to the Tool Shed.
Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
They sure are.
The Tradies, they're on 66 wins for the entire year.
The Ladies, they're on 77.
So who's it going to be today?
We're playing for $50 cash and a great prize from our friends at the Tool Shed.
Today our lady is in the Tron and she has a dog that plays soccer.
She's 46 years old. Welcome to the show, Ellie.
Hi, Ellie.
Couple of questions for you. What position does the dog play and what breed is the dog?
He's a pit bull crossed with a bulldog. Mm-hmm.
And he plays field.
He plays field.
He plays field.
I reckon a pit bull, what is it, pit bull crossed with a bulldog
would definitely be a sweeper.
Oh, you reckon?
Yeah, like sit him in the back line.
He's strong, last line of defence.
That's where he'd be playing.
You're taking on our tradie from Wellington.
He's 52 and he loves socialising
and going to bars and restaurants.
Welcome to Tradieverse Lady, Tony.
Hi, Tony.
Hi there. I love that fun fact
about you. Do you have a favourite
bar or restaurant in the
Wellington area?
No, not really. I just
go to
pretty much all of them.
You like to try new things.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a lover.
You're a bar hopper, Tony.
He's a man of the city.
Okay, Tony, your buzzer is tradie.
Ellie, your lady, the first to get three correct answers
will win that prize from the tool shed.
Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Who played Boy in the hit Kiwi film Boy?
Brady.
Yes, Tony.
What's his name?
Yeah.
That guy.
He's on Celebrity Treasure Island this year.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
That one.
You're on the right track.
He's a Maori young man.
Yeah, that's it.
Good looking fella.
Oh, my God.
He was right on the tip of his tongue.
Ellie, do you have any idea?
Nah, not offhand, sorry.
James Rolleston.
James Rolleston is the answer.
Yep, and Clint is right.
He was in Pork Pie too.
Yes, he was.
He sure was.
There you go, Tony.
Knows his stuff.
Yeah, never mind. That's, Tony. Knows his stuff.
That's all right.
We'll move on.
Question number two.
Cerulean is closest to which primary colour?
The primary colours being red, yellow or blue.
Tony?
Blue.
Blue is correct.
Cerulean is closest to blue.
Nice work, Tony. You're on the board with one. Question's correct. Cerulean is closest to blue. Nice work, Tony.
You're on the board with one.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
I'm going to say Ellie got in.
Angus Young.
That's very specific.
Well done.
We'll take it.
Technically, yes. ACDC, yeah. Also would We'll take it. Technically, yes.
ACDC, yeah.
Also would have accepted ACDC.
Oh, sorry.
But yes, the lead singer, original singer was Angus Young.
All right, question number four.
We're one apiece in this game.
In the board game Monopoly, how much money do you get for passing go?
Like $50.
Ellie's in.
$50? No. Tony, you want's in. $50.
No.
Tony, you want to guess?
$100.
You actually get $200.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200.
Do not pass go.
Go straight to jail.
Do not collect $200.
Okay, no points there.
Still one apiece.
Question number five.
Cavendish is a variety of which common fruit?
Lady.
Yes, Ellie?
Cheese.
No.
Fruit.
Fruit, Tony.
What kind of fruit is Cavendish?
Apricot?
No.
Bananas.
Bananas.
Okay, this is for the win.
This one.
We're one point apiece.
This is for the win.
Question number six. Why did the
chicken cross the road?
Lady. Ellie.
To get to the other side.
She's gone.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh.
She's a lady. Well done, Ellie.
We've got 50 bucks cash and a price
in the tool shed coming your way.
Thank you so much. Well done.
Thanks for playing, Tony. That was good
fun. Thank you.
For the train spotters out there, Angus Young is
the guitarist of ACDC.
Oh, yeah, my mistake. And he is still in
ACDC, but we will
just accept it. It's totally fine.
It was close enough. Okay.
God, how did I miss that? Ah, you know.
You know. Who was
Bon Scott? Bon Scott was the original singer who's since passed away.
Brianne Clint.
A woman named Liz Wheeler is going viral on the social media platform X
after she's posted a graph that's titled
Least Attractive Hobbies for Men according to women?
It's very hard for a man to exist in 2024 without giving the ick.
You know, there's very few things that we like that you can't give the ick from.
I'll just give you the hobbies that have been included in this graph.
I'm not saying she's wrong.
I'll go from the, I think these are all don't as
not attractive hobbies, but it goes
gambling,
comic book collecting,
online
trolling,
magic tricks,
collecting
figurines, and the most
This is the most unattractive hobby?
Most unattractive hobby.
Do you have any idea?
Golf.
Playing video games.
Ah, yeah.
Is the least attractive hobby, according to this graph.
Sorry, whose hobby is online trolling?
Look, I don't...
That's not a hobby.
That's a character flaw.
Aren't you concerned that that is not as unattractive
as playing video games?
Online trolling, yeah.
I feel like if that is, like, don't as a hobby,
it should be the least attractive along with gambling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Online trolling and gambling should be.
It's way worse than playing video games.
It's an interesting list the whole way through.
Like gambling when James Bond does it looks quite attractive,
but gambling when your partner does it on the online poker site
in his Ugg boots.
Not great.
No.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like it's a little bit harsh.
I can see how some wouldn't be the most attractive hobbies.
You're really offended by the video game one, aren't you?
No, I'm not really offended.
I could see how people wouldn't find it super attractive,
like putting on a pair of headphones and yelling at the screen. But
I feel like some of the other ones are worse. What are some of the hobbies that didn't
make the list? The thing that comes to mind straight away for me is miniature
trains. Miniature trains, yep. Dungeons and
dragons. How dare you to the D&D community.
D&D and WOW as well
World of Warcraft
Yeah
My brother has an interesting hobby
Okay, ready?
I'm going to give you what my brother's hobby is
I know what it is
I think it's quite hot
What does my mum call it?
She has a name for it
Is it the one with the knives?
Yeah
He makes his own knives
He hand makes knives In a kiln Yeah Kiln Kil knives? Yeah. Yeah. He makes his own knives. He hand makes knives. In a kiln.
Yeah. Kiln.
Kiln? Yeah. I don't know. I don't
bloody make knives.
Is that, is that, okay wait let's go to
the women on the show.
Producer Ella, attractive
or unattractive
making your own knives?
Can I ask you a few questions?
Or just, yeah. Does he know how to use a knife? Like, cool. Making your own knives. Can I ask you a few questions? Yeah.
Does he know how to use a knife?
Yes.
Cool.
Good question.
He knows how to sharpen them.
He knows how to use it.
He's demonstrated to me before with a knife that he has made.
He goes, look how sharp this knife is that I made.
It cuts through a piece of paper.
Oh, it's a classic.
Yeah.
They did that on the infomercials. Yeah.
It's great.
Come on, Ella.
Gut reaction.
Making your own knives. Hot or not's a classic, yeah. They did that on the infomercials. Yeah, it's great. Come on, Ella, gut reaction, making your own knives, hot or not as a hobby?
Okay, hot.
What about when Bree's brother does it?
Hot.
Hot.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You animals.
He could be trolling people while online gambling and we'd still be like, hot.
Claudia, yes or no, making your own knives, hot hobby?
Yeah, we all know the answer.
Hot.
Hot.
Hot. Yeah, but if I...
If I did it?
Yeah, if Bree did it?
Oh my gosh, Clint, if you did it?
If you did it, I feel like I'd just be concerned for your safety.
Yeah, literally.
I genuinely would be like, are you okay?
Totally.
So what we're learning is the hotness is person specific.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like if all the hot guys got into,
what was one of the things,
collecting figurines.
Yeah.
Like if it became hot to collect vintage action men,
then it would change.
I don't know about that.
Someone on the text machine said,
cosplay should be on the list of unattractive hobbies.
You say that.
But cosplay in the Wolverine outfit.
Yeah.
Hello.
If Chris Hemsworth did some cosplay in his Thor outfit,
then you'd be fine with it, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
What about a police outfit?
That's hot.
Yeah, nothing hotter than a police officer.
Is that cosplay or is that just role play?
Well, if you're dressing up as Robocop.
True.
Or someone from The Rookie.
Or someone from Bad Boys.
True.
Very true.
Very true.
So it depends what cop.
If I dressed up as Will Smith from Bad Boys or Martin Lawrence.
You're getting cancelled.
Again, Clint.
No.
Hot.
We want to ask a very specific question.
What's the unattractive hobby that your partner does?
Yeah.
They love it.
It gives them peace of mind.
It fills their cup.
But when you see them doing it, you're like,
oh, man, I'm stuck with this person.
What's happening?
You can be honest with us.
Someone texts her and they said,
my husband belongs to a men's group who plays slot cars.
Not hot.
But I bet he loves it.
Loves it.
And I bet he's got great friendships from it. Yep. Doesn't mean you have to find it attractive, though. Not hot But I bet he loves it Loves it And I bet he's got
Great friendships from it
Yep
Doesn't mean you have to
Find it attractive though
Not hot
Bree and Clint
What is the hobby
That is unattractive
That your partner does
Bree read out a list of
Men's hobbies
Which have been deemed
Unattractive
The likes of
Collecting figurines
Collecting comic books
According to one woman
According to one woman
Did she do no research for this?
I don't believe so.
Is it just her opinion?
I think it's just her opinion.
On the list were the likes of magic tricks, collecting figurines.
Gambling.
Gambling.
Online trolling, which I don't know if you call that a hobby.
It's not a hobby.
Comic book collecting and the top least attractive hobby,
playing video games, which I resent that.
Only when men do it, though.
You're a girl gamer.
It makes me hot, eh?
Yeah, that's hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Girl gamers are hot.
We've asked what's the hobby your partner does that you find unattractive.
We've had a text in that says,
my missus don't like it when I go to Speedway.
But then there's another text from another number
that says, Speedway,
especially when my kitchen is falling
apart. So I think that person and
their partner have texted. That's them, yeah.
A whole couple has texted
through. I'll disagree. I think Speedway's a great
hobby. I tried to take
Bree to Speedway once.
When? When you were very
new to the country and we were looking for things
to hang out and do and bond over
and I was like, I enjoy Speedway
because I'm from Rotorua. I don't mind Speedway.
Well, you didn't want to go when I suggested it.
When? I do not remember this. I was like,
she's Aussie. She's a bit bogan. We should go to
Western Springs and watch the Speedway.
And you were like,
That does not sound like me. I know, I was
really surprised. I've been to the drags
I know. I've been to the WRC
I thought we could go and eat some hot dogs and drink
some beers. If anyone knows car
racing, it's this bogan over here
Turns out, sometimes. I don't remember
Are you sure that was me?
I remember it vividly because I put myself
out there and I got shot down. I feel
like you're thinking of someone else.
Put your money where your mouth is.
Buy us tickets to Speedway.
Oh, see, now I know his game.
It just means he gets free tickets to Speedway.
Don't turn this around on me, okay?
You rejected my advances.
Someone said least attractive hobby my partner does plays Pokemon Go.
There was a time where Pokemon Go was the saviour of humanity.
Like it was the thing
that was going to reunite us
as a people.
Yeah.
But I do find it interesting
the people that are still playing it.
I'm not saying you shouldn't
and I know a lot of parents
that play it with their kids.
I think it's a good hobby.
I know a lot of parents
that play it with their kids.
I think it's great.
I think it's a great hobby
because it gets you outside,
gets you out of the house.
But I also get it
if it's just your partner
that's still playing
and they don't just go out and play it alone.
It just got a bit weird. You know
when everyone was playing it, you know
there'd be a million people down at the park
running around trying to look
for invisible animals, whereas now
if it's just your partner, he kind of looks
like a creep. Just one man at the park
without any kids. Just going, oh, I'm chasing
a Charmeleon.
Yeah, this is how it Charmeleon. Yeah.
This is how it works for a man.
To be at a park, you've got to have kids.
You can't be in a park without them kids.
Or a dog.
We'll settle for a dog.
But a man with no dog and no kids at the park. If you say you've got a Pokemon down at the park.
Yeah.
Great.
I'm just looking for my Pikachu.
Yeah, yeah.
It's in my van.
This is very judgmental.
My partner plays computer games and also games on his phone
for hours on end from Georgia.
Oh, obviously she's not happy with that.
Someone else said unattractive hobby.
People who make working out their entire personality gives me the ick.
Just chill already.
Just chill already.
Do it for you.
I totally agree with that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
You know the ones where it is their whole personality?
You were asking if your brother's hobby of making his own knives is hot.
This person has texted and they said,
making your own knives, hot.
Okay.
Dungeons and Dragons, hot.
Gambling, not.
Drinking, not.
Gaslighting, not.
Whose hobby is gaslighting?
Someone who's very sad.
Whose hobbies and interests is gaslighting? Someone who's very sad. Whose hobbies and interests is gaslighting?
A narcissist.
On like a job interview, you put down running.
Hobbies.
Baking.
Gaslighting.
The odd bit of gaslighting.
Drinking.
Unattractive.
And then they're like, why'd you put gaslighting down?
It's one of your hobbies.
And you go, I didn't put gaslighting down.
Why would you say that?
Yeah, I didn't.
Why would you say that? Why would you didn't. Why would you say that?
Why would you say that I put that down?
You're crazy.
That's ridiculous.
You're crazy.
Give me the job or I'll tell people you're crazy.
This is a job interview.
Unattractive hobbies.
This text just says golf.
Ugh.
I'll say this as a guy.
Guys think they're so hot playing golf.
There's nothing less hot for me.
They think they are hot shit.
Because you know what it is.
If you're, wait, no Because you know what it is. If you're...
Wait, no. I'll take it back.
If a guy's really good at golf,
it can be attractive. But 99.9%
of us aren't. Most of you.
Yeah. I could hit the ball
better than you. We're just golfing
because we can't play normal sports anymore.
We can't play real sports.
Golf is a real sport.
It's mostly walking.
That's a sport. Walking is a real sport? It's mostly walking. That's a sport?
Walking is a sport.
Yeah, speed walking.
Golfing is not speed walking.
That always gives me the ick watching that.
Speed walking, yeah, the way the hips move.
Because it looks like the hips are going to come out.
My ex used to do taxidermy.
What the hell?
He used to get dead animals off the road and stuff them.
No.
Yeah.
Is that person in jail now?
Taxidermy would be a weird hobby to find out about someone.
Imagine if you started dating someone and on the third date she turns around
and says, oh, my hobby in my spare time is taxidermy.
Yeah.
Do you want to come back to my house and see my stuffed peacock?
I caught it.
I caught it on Highway 1.
Brian Clint, come to Christchurch.
We'll take you to the Woodford Glen Speedway.
Much better than Western Springs.
You're on.
You're on.
Claudia, book the flights.
Let's go.
Woodford Glen.
Brian Clint.
We are in the era of fakes
Or dupes, aren't we?
The gate
The replicas
The gate
The fence
DH gate
Who will get all the replicas?
Timu
AliExpress
Timu
I hope you don't mind me saying
I know you're anticipating the delivery of some fakes at the moment
Yeah, we talked about it on the podcast
I'm testing out some fake Sambas.
Which I've found out is fine to say.
I've done some research today.
However you feel about it, it's not illegal to purchase replicas for personal use.
It's not illegal.
So you're not doing anything wrong.
Who says I'm not selling those bad boys on?
At Bree's Wardrobe on Instagram. If you'd like to buy the hottest fake sambas.
But it's everywhere.
And the fakes have gotten really good these days.
Real good.
Really, really good.
And with the internet,
people can find out where to get good fakes.
I saw this story on stuff.co.nz today
where they've done an undercover sting,
not the police,
the website stuff. The website stuff. they've done an undercover sting, not the police, the website stuff. The website stuff.
They've done an undercover sting on a
teacher in Christchurch who
was selling replica
Warriors jerseys.
Why would they, why did they
target this poor teacher
in Christchurch? It feels a bit unfair, I know. Just trying to make
a few extra bucks. We're up the waz here,
absolutely. We support the club. Up here. Absolutely. We support the club.
Up the waz.
We support the team.
We support the fans.
But to go and do,
they've done like
a hidden camera thing
where they've gone
and filmed the guy.
They've pretended to be
someone who wants
to purchase jerseys off him.
Oh no.
And they've gone
with a hidden camera
and filmed him
while the guy's like,
oh yeah,
mean jerseys bro.
Where'd you get these jerseys?
What, like the guy's
selling drugs
to underage kids or something?
Exactly.
You know? He's selling clearly fake Warriors jerseys, bro. Where'd you get these jerseys? What, like the guy's selling drugs to underage kids or something? Exactly. You know?
He's selling clearly fake Warriors jerseys for like 70 bucks
or 40, 50, 70 bucks.
And they've done an undercover sting.
And the whole thing feels a bit weird to me
because like, I guess I'm like,
can you catch a real criminal police?
Yeah, like is he the problem in our society?
I know.
And so then they've told the guy, they've said to him,
hey, we filmed you selling these jerseys.
What does the guy say?
Okay, cool.
Poor Buster's going to be so embarrassed.
He's like, I was just trying to pay for my rent next week.
Yeah, I'm a teacher.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm a teacher.
I was just trying to, you know, I was trying to sell some
Warriors jerseys.
He has said that he will
destroy the rest of his stock.
No! Let him sell it.
And he will make a donation.
He'll donate the money that he's made or something
to his local rugby league club.
He was probably doing it in the first place because he needed
a few extra bucks. So high
and mighty. Anybody who does that sort of thing, you better not have fake anything.
Like if you're calling people out for this, you better not have fake anything.
You better not have bought a Bali fake.
You better not have bought any fakes in Thailand or Vietnam.
You better not have bought any fake Ray-Bans back in the day, which we all did.
If you've got one of those.
The Wayfarers with ballistic.
If you've got the replica Ames dinner chairs at your table.
Look out.
We'll do an undercover sting on you.
Can you imagine getting bought?
Imagine selling anything on Facebook Marketplace
and then being told, and it's not drugs.
It's not drugs.
It's not anything like that.
And then they're like, we've got you in an undercover state.
We've got you.
We're going to put you on the television.
We're going to expose the truth.
Yeah.
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Sorry, I guess.
Sorry?
Yeah.
I just saw a market because Warriors got so popular
and it was quite hard to get merch anyway.
And not everyone can afford a $160 jersey.
So I just thought, make it a bit more affordable.
Anyway, up the wires.
Justice has been served, don't worry.
Well and truly.
He's been publicly shamed.
Big time.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest.
God, where have you been if you're not talking about this?
The reunion that could end all reunions, the Oasis reunion.
They've been feuding, the brothers, Noel and Liam Gallagher,
have been feuding for 15 years.
But reports say that they've buried the hatchet over the phone
and they're ready to make amends and go on tour.
It's huge news.
Everyone knows Wonderwall.
You might not know that they were the biggest band in the world at one time.
Massive.
Huge.
Their debut album definitely maybe is 30 years old this week.
Did you know that?
Good timing.
30 years old this week. Did you know that? Good timing. 30 years old this week.
And there's reports out today about how much the comeback tour is going to make.
Okay.
Because they haven't officially announced it yet.
There's an announcement coming overnight.
Yes.
Yeah.
They have said, reports have said, allegedly, they are set to make around $778 million.
I can see why they buried the hatchet.
Am I right?
Yeah, I'd go on tour with my brother even if we didn't get along for $770 million.
I would go on tour with the person I hated the most in the whole world
for much less than $778 million.
There's a real risk though, because I'll buy tickets to this.
I feel like this is a show,
I don't really get down with reunions that much.
I wasn't interested in like the Guns N' Roses show or anything.
But I'd go to this.
There's a real chance that it won't,
that the band won't survive the whole world tour though.
That they dislike each other so much
that they'll get in a fight.
They'll get in a fight in the middle
of the tour and then
the whole thing will fall over.
All these rumours have started
I believe after
I think it was last week
Liam
deleted a post about his brother
Noel saying let's not fall
out before it's even begun.
Which I think is strategically obviously obviously, they're trying to...
They've both posted on their Instagram since then.
They're Hansel and Gretel-ing.
Yeah, yesterday they both posted...
We want this to happen.
No, 27th of the 8th Oasis.
Oh, so they've confirmed it.
They've confirmed the announcement is coming.
Oh.
Well, that's so good.
If they're making that much money,
they'd get a good chunk of that too, I reckon.
That play Eden part.
It'd be huge.
Oh, if they come here, they'd better bloody come here.
Yeah, well, we've waited this long.
If you don't bloody come, we'll be spewing.
Bree and Clint.
My mum had an epiphany this morning.
She's been staying with me.
Oh, she's now trying to FaceTime me because I FaceTimed her.
She's staying with me at the moment and I put on the TV show Friends this morning
because I like to have it in the background.
It's like my emotional support show.
And my mum starts watching it, right?
And at one point, maybe a couple of hours into the morning,
I said to her, I was like, how are you going?
She goes, God, have you watched this show?
It's so good.
And I was like, are you talking about one of the greatest TV shows ever,
Friends?
She's like, yeah, it's so good.
I've never really watched it before Mum and I has just discovered friends
I was like, what do you mean you've never really watched it?
She's like, you know, I've seen bits and pieces of episodes
But I've never sat down and actually watched episodes back to back
Yeah
She goes, it's amazing, it's so funny
Welcome, welcome to the party, Mum and I Yeah Does she know it's amazing. It's so funny.
Welcome.
Welcome to the party, Mama Di.
Yeah.
Does she know it's over?
Does she know?
Not in the season she's currently in.
Is she watching it from the start?
I think she was watching, I reckon it was like one of the earliest seasons.
Maybe like season four or five.
Well, she's got a long road ahead of her at least.
Yeah.
It's like me who I just got onto Sopranos for the first time.
Many seasons.
Many seasons.
There's a whole catalogue there to enjoy.
Yeah.
You know what show I recently have started watching?
Yeah.
Speaking of people who are late to the party.
Yeah.
I've just started watching the TV show Lost.
Have you?
Yeah, because they've just added it to Netflix.
Prepare for a disappointing ending.
Why would you do that?
That was an a-hole move from you.
Why couldn't you just let me live in this world where I was like, this is a great show?
To be fair, I've only watched the first season.
How would you know that?
But didn't people say that it was a bad ending
and it got affected by the writers?
Like in the middle it gets real weird
because of the writers' strike.
Well, I can stop watching it then.
Ross Boss, world's biggest Lost fan, by the way,
if you want someone to talk to.
And does he say that?
Nah, he thinks it's good.
Okay, well, that's who I want to take their opinion.
People who are the big fans who have watched it all.
But, I mean, you could be right.
I'm not saying you're not right.
We've just started watching Outlander,
the TV show from 2014.
My mum loves that show.
What I've learnt.
Fizzes for it.
What I've learnt, all the mums.
Love it.
Love Outlander.
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.
They love Outlander. It's quite raunchy, I've heard.
Yeah.
Should I try and FaceTime her back?
Should we get a one-word review?
Just get a full review. I'd love to hear the
review of someone who's just found friends for the
first time. Yeah.
She's a unicorn. 2024.
There wouldn't be many people that have ever watched.
It's like a time machine where we've found someone who's
never seen friends.
Hello? Hold on.
How are you going?
Put her up next to your microphone.
Are you there?
Yeah, we still have to turn the TV off.
Well, we're just talking about the fact that you have never watched Friends before
and how much you were enjoying it this morning.
Absolutely think it's the best TV show of all time.
I wonder if anyone knows that.
But you said you never really watched it until today. No, I haven if anyone knows that. But you said you never really
watched it until today.
No, I haven't really watched it.
I might have watched snippets here and there
and some of their famous
lines or whatever, but not
really full episodes. Who would
have thought? It's a bloody good show, isn't it?
I know. I should have listened to
you earlier. Mama Di, who's your
favourite? Hi, Claire. Hi, Clint.
Hi, Di.
Who's your favourite friend?
Joey.
Of course.
Joey's always a favourite.
How are you doing?
She's a convert.
Yeah.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Let's do one more friends test on her, the claps.
Oh, no.
The claps.
Do you know how many claps, you know, in the intro of the show?
Yeah.
She won't be able to hear it.
She won't be able to.
No.
But how many?
Oh, she's putting her phone down to test herself.
Okay.
Hold on, ready?
Three.
Yep, three.
Yeah, okay.
Hey, after this, you should check out a show called The Simpsons.
Yeah, have you ever heard of a show called The Simpsons?
I don't know if I'd like that one as much as Friends, to be honest.
Yeah, right.
They're cartoon characters.
Well, give it a chance.
Ready to watch this.
Hey, Mum, Clint's just started watching Outlander.
Oh, my God, Clint.
Right.
The dragons, mate. That's even better. Yeah, right. Why do you How's the dragons, mate?
That's even better.
Yeah, right.
Why do you like all the incestual shows?
Brianna.
All right, Mum, I'll talk to you later.
Hey, Mum.
I'll be there for you.
Love you, Mum.
Bye.
See you, Dad.
Brianna, you've interrupted me.
I'm stuffing chicken.
Okay.
I'll leave you to stuff the chicken.
She's watching Outlander, obviously.
We want to know, I know 800 dials are in,
what were you really late to the party on?
Yeah.
Might be a TV show.
Could be.
It might be a type of food that you've just discovered. Could be some music. Could be party on. Yeah. It might be a TV show. Could be. It might be a type of food
that you've just discovered.
Could be some music.
Could be some food.
Yeah.
Could be.
Could be Zumba.
Could be Zumba?
You're like,
guys, you wouldn't believe it.
Guys,
let me tell you about something I tried.
Water aerobics.
Aqua jogging.
Aqua jogging.
0800 dial ZM
or text it to 966.
9696.
What were you? Or someone you know really, really, really late to the party on?
Bree and Clint.
What is the thing you or someone you know was really late to the party on?
My mum is currently staying with us and she has just discovered how amazing the TV show Friends is.
I kind of love that.
It's so cute.
Can you imagine how happy you would be if you found a show like Friends
for the first time?
Imagine if you got to watch Friends for the first time again.
Yeah.
Oh.
It'd be like the first time you had.
I'm so jealous.
It'd be like the first time you had chocolate.
Yeah.
Like the first time you had garlic bread.
Yeah.
What if you got like amnesia and you forgot that you'd seen Friends
and then you got to watch it all again for the first time?
That would be one good thing about having amnesia.
So we were asking you what were you or someone you know really late to.
Someone has said,
my husband is obsessed with The Blacklist on Netflix.
Only up to season four currently.
He was so excited when I told him there are 10 seasons.
That's amazing.
I remember when I went through my Blacklist era,
like 15 years ago.
Yeah.
It used to be one of the shows that you appointment watched on TV.
Yeah.
Like on actual TV.
It's a fantastic show.
Is it?
Does it hold up?
Well, I stopped watching at a fantastic show. Is it? Does it hold up? Well, I stop. All through the 10 seasons? I stop watching at a certain point.
I feel like every show you stop watching unless it's Law and Order SVU.
In that case, you know, I just continue to watch 30 seasons in.
Oh, I know.
And why wouldn't you?
And why wouldn't you keep watching?
Olivia Benson, hello.
What were you late to the party on?
Getting COVID.
I have it for the first time right now.
Not fun.
Impressive.
That's amazing to me.
Four years, no COVID.
That's very, very impressive.
Someone else said, what was I late to the party on?
Siri.
Only just set it up for the first time ever on the weekend.
She's bloody great.
Here's a fun fact.
You can make your Siri a man if you want to.
You can make him an Irish man or an you want to you can you can make him an irish man or an australian dude or you can um change the accent i think there's scottish irish
australian american my wife changed her surrey to a man for feminism she goes why should my servant
be a woman i was like okay i find i find the woman's voices on Siri more calming
especially when they're giving the directions
Sarah's here, hi Sarah
Hi Sarah
Hiya, how's it going?
Good thanks, what were you really late to the party on?
Yeah, so my best friend, she was like
you've got to watch this, you know, you'll love it
I'm like, I really don't do fantasy
and she was like, it's Game of Thrones, you have to do it
and it took me until it was finished
to actually take her advice
and start watching it.
Have you finished it yet?
Oh, yeah.
I finished it all in like three months.
And now I'm like the biggest Game of Thrones nerd.
I've done the tour.
I've got the T-shirt.
I've sat on the throne.
Listen to you, Sarah.
Good on you.
Were you disappointed with the ending, though?
Everybody says the last two seasons are garbage.
It was so good up to season seven,
and then it just went all downhill,
and all that time building up,
and then you're all like, really?
That's it?
Yeah.
Are you a House of a Dragoner?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
You and my mum would get along well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm an Outlander girl as well.
Oh, there you go.
There you go.
Something about Outlander, eh, Sarah? Oh, yeah. It's those red an Outlander girl as well. Oh, there you go. There you go. Something about Outlander, eh, Sarah?
Oh, yeah.
It's those red-headed Scotsmen, I reckon.
Wait, there's red-headed Scotsmen in it?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I'm going to watch it tonight.
He's the main character.
Oh, jeez.
Why didn't my mum lead with that?
There is a lot, a lot of indoor gardening in it.
So there's a lot of Scotsmen in it.
There's a lot of Scotsmen.
A whole lot of Scotsmen.
And can I just say, there is nothing under that kilt.
Nothing.
I didn't picture there to be.
That's on neon, by the way, if we're getting you excited about Outlander.
Someone, I love this text.
This is so cute.
They said, my wife had never seen Lord of the Rings.
She said it was too old.
When we got through to the end, she hugged me and said,
those were the best movies ever.
What an experience seeing something someone has never watched
but wishing you could watch it all over again for the first time with them.
That's such a beautiful text.
What a lovely text.
Does it make you want to give Lord of the Rings a go?
Absolutely not.
But I can appreciate that text.
That's very cute. Finally, what were you late to the party on? Someone said, I just got that text. That's very cute.
Finally, what were you late to the party on?
Someone said, I just got an air fryer two days ago.
Oh, my God.
If I could only have an air fryer or Outlander,
what would I choose?
That is the hardest question there is.
I'm guessing when you watch Outlander,
it kind of creates an air fryer.
Yeah, in your pants.
In your pants, yeah.
That's a hot Scotsman.
Bray and Clint. We'll give away some K That's a hot Scotsman. Brian Clint.
I'll give away some KFC chicken dollars next here.
Brian Clint.
We are going to get classical next.
We are going to take on Producer Ella in our music guessing game,
the pop songs in classical style,
and we're playing for 50 KFC chicken dollars.
We sure are.
All you have to do is text through what group you're supporting.
Is it us?
Me and Clint, we're one team.
We're a unit.
We're a unit.
Cohesive unit.
Or are you texting through Ella's name?
That's the sound of Ella.
I'm ready.
Mentally stable person out there beating her chest like a gorilla.
Fun fact about Ella, in high school and primary school... What are you
going to say? What are you going to say?
In high school,
still at Neppies. The only award
she ever won was Most Improved.
Actually, that's true.
Which is not
a bad award to win. Yeah, I'll take it.
I try. I try and this one
I'm winning. Oh, sorry.
Wikipedia's got it wrong.
It's actually highly commended was the award.
Participation.
Yeah.
Oh, participation.
Let's get classical.
We're taking on Ella in a game where Claudia's converted pop songs into classical music.
I have a secret weapon this week
and a reason I think we'll mean we'll win.
Okay.
Ella, do you want to see?
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Is she showing me her boobs?
What are you doing?
Oh, my gosh.
There's a bird under the desk.
That was really mature.
That's crazy because I actually,
I've got one of those too.
Oh, you got double secret weapon.
Yeah, okay.
They're doing the finger at me if you didn't know.
Oh, slander.
How dare you?
They are.
How dare you?
How rude.
If we win, Shannon will get KFC chicken dollars.
If Ella wins, Leanne will get KFC chicken dollars.
I would just like to thank everyone who voted for me.
There was a lot of names saying Ella.
Ella's going to win.
Thank you, everyone.
I don't want to count them up, but Clint, we had more than her.
You got none.
Yes, we did.
Hey, hey, hey, let's leave it all out on the field, guys.
I don't like what this game does to this family.
She's getting in my head.
Claudia.
Hello.
Take it away.
Thank you very much.
This is Let's Get Classical.
Screw you.
Bree and Clint are working against Ella to guess pop songs turned classical.
I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song.
We're not playing dirty, okay, guys?
We're not playing dirty.
So you have to buzz in with your name.
You need both of those pieces of information.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to be straight away.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's play.
Do we have a theme?
Oh, we're straight in.
Ella.
Good for you, Olivia Rodrigo.
No.
Okay.
Suck it, Ella. Suck it, Ella.
Oh, yeah.
Brie.
Brie.
How does it feel?
Is it Paramore Misery Business?
Yes.
Let's go, baby.
Millennial.
Do not.
Is there a theme, Claudia?
No, there isn't.
Can I just say, in support of Ella.
They're the same song.
Quite similar.
Quite similar.
You had the Gen Z version.
I got the millennial one.
It's all good, mate.
Okay, one point for Team Brewing Clint.
Oh.
Oh, what is it?
Oh, Ella.
Ella.
The Killers.
Brightside.
I'll give it to you.
Mr. Brightside.
I'll give it to her.
I don't know if it's my recent concussion,
but I'm not hearing anything
I heard it right at the end
Ella was too quick
tie break
I don't like who this game turns Ella into
okay here's your last song
Clint
come on Clint
that's Hoobastank, The Reason.
Correct.
Come on!
I can't do this!
No!
Shannon.
Yes, Shannon.
You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Congratulations.
You back to the right horses today, Shannon. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. You're back to the right horses today, Shannon.
We'll get that KFC out to your ASAP, all right, mate?
Thank you very much.
Shannon wanted me to tell you that that was a pity vote.
Oh, yes, yes, sorry.
Shannon!
No!
Bree and Clint.
I started a new exercise today.
A new exercise that I feel like is the exercise for me.
Kama Sutra.
No.
But keen.
Burns a lot of calories.
I've heard.
Yeah.
I've heard.
Great for flexibility.
Yep.
Great for...
Endorphins.
Endorphins.
Yep.
But it's not the Kama Sutra.
But I feel like it's close.
Some of the positions that you have to manipulate yourself into.
I now am officially, because I've done one class, Pilates person.
What's the Pilates on the machine called?
Reformer Pilates.
There's many different types of Pilates.
Reformer Pilates is where, yeah, you're on the machine.
Yes.
And you've got the bands and you're pulling your body weight on the machine.
Yes, the whole time engaging your core muscles.
Yes.
Which for a man, I don't know about for women,
but for a man I was told it should feel like I am just tightening my butthole
just a little bit and just stopping the flow of wheeze.
That's what it feels like.
It's how I should be bringing my pelvic floor up
and then tensing my lower tummy.
The whole time.
The whole time.
It's all about inner core strength.
Yeah.
I've done lots of Pilates.
Have you?
Yes.
When I broke my back when I was 15, Pilates was all my rehabilitation.
Okay.
It's the only reason that I reckon I'm walking around today.
No, serious.
It's the only reason you can drop it low.
Drop it low still.
Why did you stop doing Pilates?
Because I'm lazy.
Sure.
And I don't know what's good for me.
My mum always says, you need to go back to Pilates, and I do.
I feel like I can honestly say, because I've done many different types of exercise over the years,
I can honestly look you in the face and say,
Pilates was the best results I've seen from any exercise.
And you know what?
Every single person I have talked to has said the same thing.
Anybody who has done Pilates has gone, oh, fantastic.
It's so good.
You're going to get so strong from Pilates.
Because I, in the past, I've done all kinds of exercise,
like circuit training and working with like a PT at a gym
to lift weights and things like that.
But I keep getting injured.
My most recent injury, apart from the concussion from walking into a pole,
I got an injury from gardening.
So I'm sorry, but I can't bash a sledgehammer into a tractor tyre
and then flip the tractor tyre over.
I'm not built like that.
So maybe Pilates is the thing that's going to do it.
I think I've done quite a few different versions of Pilates.
In my opinion, Reformer Pilates is the hardest.
Harder than the mat?
Yeah, I think reformer is the
I mean, I'm probably
definitely a novice compared to some people. I think
it's the hardest though, but I think you see the best
results. I said to Ella
earlier who's on a Pilates membership
at the moment, she's going once a week. Yeah, once a week.
I said, do you have the same feeling that I
had where you kind of feel like you're trying
to hold in a fart the whole
class? I've done so many farts at reformer Pilates. Really? Yeah, kind of feel like you're trying to hold in a fart the whole class.
I've done so many farts at Reformer parties.
Really?
Yeah, and I feel like people at Reformer expect it.
Oh, okay, that's good.
Yeah.
I couldn't do it today.
It was a one-on-one session like to set you up and teach you the basics.
Oh, that's handy.
And the instructor was very close.
Wait, you did a one-on-one session?
Yeah, also bougie.
Oh, no. No, you have to at this place. I don't want to do one-on-one session? Yeah, also bougie. Oh, no.
No, you have to at this place.
I don't want to do one-on-one.
Yeah, how bougie?
It's at some lady's house.
Oh, okay.
What?
How many reformer machines?
She's got five in her garage.
Okay.
So it's not bougie.
It's fine.
But in this session, this one-on-one session,
she's very close to my region.
So you can't really let one out?
So I couldn't just let one out.
No. But I guess that's the ultimate
Pelvic floor control isn't it
Yeah okay
It's the ultimate compliment
Was the ultimate disrespect
To let one rip in the Pilates instructor's face
The only thing
I swear by Pilates
And I probably gave it up in my 20s for a long time
Because I just find it super expensive
True It's the only thing I don't like That's where you use ClassPass Buy Pilates. And I probably gave it up in my 20s for a long time because I just find it super expensive.
True.
That's the only thing I don't like.
That's where you use ClassPass.
Yeah.
No sponsorship.
How much is a ClassPass?
I got panicky.
ClassPass, well, I pay $55 and you get credits.
So I get 22 credits.
What does that get you though?
How many classes?
Well, that depends on the classes. So some are five credits, some are six, seven.
Oh my god, are you working for the Pilates company?
Keen. Just tell us how much per class.
Wait a second, are you driving a
white Mercedes? No.
You pyramid scheming.
It's $55 a month.
So I know that's a lot. That's alright.
I mean, if you're gymming. $55 a month is not too bad.
Yeah. There you go. Yeah, that's fine.
But I want to know, like, roughly how many classes you could get a week for that.
I would say I can do one a month.
If not.
One a month?
Oh, sorry.
One.
One every four.
One a week for a month.
One a week for a month.
So, if you break it down, $55, it's what?
Go on, break it down.
$55, $25.
I don't know.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No. No, I've got it.
I've got it.
It's like $12.50 a class.
Like $13, yeah.
I was pretty close.
That was pretty good.
Wait, am I getting good at math?
I was not bad for me.
I was under pressure.
Break it down.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this story on Reddit where a guy was asking the question if he was in the wrong
or if his mother-in-law was in the wrong.
Bold question to ask. After a family fight broke out
on a family holiday. Sure. So here's the details.
He's gone on a holiday with his wife and their kid, who's
quite young, toddler. And it was
the wife's dream holiday.
She's always wanted to go to Venice.
That's been her lifelong dream.
And she said to him, look, this is the trip I've wanted to do my whole life.
I'm going to organise it.
You don't have to lift a finger.
You just have to come on the trip.
Anyway, the mother-in-law, so her mother kind of invited herself
and was like, hey, I can look after the kid from time to time.
Okay.
And you guys can go out to dinner and whatever.
It's kind of nice.
Yeah.
The motivation is good.
Yeah.
I like it.
I think the motivation is in the right place.
With a toddler, it's not going to be the most romantic holiday anyway.
No, but at least you get some time to yourself.
Totally.
You know, the mother-in-law gets to go along.
Anyway, he was quite reluctant about it but he said hey it's your dream holiday whatever yeah and apparently the mother-in-law these are the things that really irked him on
the holiday that built up yeah um to ultimately where he blew up and left the holiday. Oh, that's a big move.
Okay.
So these are the things.
So the first thing he said for the first part of the trip,
the wife had booked one kind of apartment where there was two rooms,
but they were sharing a bathroom.
So everyone was sharing a bathroom.
And he said that the mother-in-law was constantly in his space
and using his hygiene products.
Ooh, like what?
Which he wasn't happy about.
Yeah.
There was one instance where she was rummaging around their bag
trying to look for a hair tie and he wasn't a fan.
He said that another time the mother-in-law was sitting on the bed
that him and his wife were sleeping in,
and he felt that very unsanitary.
Oh, no, I was on board until now.
And that he's a very private person,
and he felt that very inappropriate.
But the final straw that broke the camel's back
was when the mother-in-law used their toothpaste. Okay.
Which made him feel ill and he blew up and
booked an early flight out of there. Look, I use these words
sparingly. I know the weight that they carry, but I think that
she might have married a little biatch.
That was enough to make him abandon the holiday,
to abandon his wife and kid.
And kid.
Like on his wife's dream holiday.
Mate, you're the a-hole, I'm afraid.
Very hard to come back from that.
Like grow up.
If you act like a little bee in front of your wife,
she might protect your pride and not tell her family about it.
But you've done it in front of the mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law seeing your true colours.
Who's going to tell the father-in-law?
Who's going to tell the brother-in-law?
Like you have a tantrum, an adult tantrum,
because your mother-in-law used your toothpaste.
And sat on your bed.
On a trip that was completely planned and organised for you.
Get over it.
Do you reckon he's an only child?
Probably. He's not used to sharing? It sounds over it. Do you reckon he's an only child? Probably.
He's not used to sharing? It sounds like it. Sorry to our only children that are listening, but you know,
there's got to be something in this guy's history
where he just doesn't play well with others.
Would you be upset if your mother-in-law
on a trip, let's say she forgot her toothpaste
and she's like, oh. No, absolutely not.
I love my mother-in-law as well. It should be great to go on
holiday with. I wouldn't care. But even if we didn't get along,
those are so minor.
Yeah.
So minor.
Yeah.
So ridiculous.
You've just spent two weeks on a boat sailing around Italy with your mother-in-law.
Anything like that?
I was putting sunscreen on my mother-in-law.
What else was I doing?
Cooking for her.
I unclogged her toilet at one point.
Nah.
All good? It's fine. All good. All good. I unclogged her toilet at one point. Nah. All good?
It's fine.
All good.
All good.
But look, not like this or maybe like this.
Fights can happen on family holidays.
Look, I feel like everyone- You can't choose your family.
Is in close proximity.
Yes.
And these type of things can happen.
Sometimes when you add the pressure of a special occasion,
like a wedding or a Christmas or a birthday,
it can really put the pressure cooker on as well.
Yeah.
So we'd like to know what caused the fight on the family holiday.
Yeah, what was the...
It might have been a small thing as the catalyst.
Yes.
That caused the big family fight.
Or it might have been a massive thing.
Or it could have been a huge thing.
Your sister might have slept with your boyfriend. And you found out on big family fight. Yes, or it might have been a massive thing. Or it could have been a huge thing. Your sister might have slept with your boyfriend.
And you found out on the family holiday.
Big or small, we'd like to hear about it.
0800 dials to them.
Or you can text us on 9696 as well.
We'd like to know the thing that caused the fight on the family holiday.
Bree and Clint.
What started the fight on the family holiday?
It's a pressure cooker.
Family holidays, especially when you all get older,
can get quite heated.
Yeah, yeah.
If you're in close confines,
if you haven't booked your own space that you can get away to
at the end of the day, then, yeah, she can hit the fan.
Like the guy who packed a tandy and went home on the family holiday
from Venice
because his mother-in-law used his toothpaste.
You said, I've had enough.
I'm going to leave you all, including my wife and kid,
because my mother-in-law is unhygienic.
Someone texted about that and said, you don't have to finish that story.
The mother-in-law is at fault.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait a second.
That's a bit hasty.
That's a bit hasty.
Someone else texted through and said,
My mum asked my cousin to do the dishes when we were all holidaying in Australia.
And his mum kicked up a stink about it, saying he shouldn't be doing them
and started a massive fight with my parents.
So we packed up and went to a motel for the rest of our trip.
The rest of the trip?
That is so awkward. I wonder how long of the trip. That is so awkward.
I wonder how long the trip was.
That's so awkward.
Makes it very awkward.
But I mean, good on you for putting you and your partner first, I guess.
If the situation was stressful.
I always think about that when there's like a partner who's not like,
who's just dating a member of the family.
Because every family's got its issues.
Every single family has its things.
But your partner doesn't have to experience them both barrels, you know?
Like, give them a bit of escape.
I think every partner will eventually see all their partner's family's dirty laundry.
It's just how it is.
My mother told my husband that she doesn't like the way he barbecues.
How dare she?
That's a low blow.
That is such a low blow.
And when we went for a walk, my dad swore at my husband
because he wanted to go a little bit further down the river.
Jeez, calm down, Dad.
I don't think Mum and Dad like your husband.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like it, eh?
And I don't think they're hiding it very well.
The poor husband has copped it. Someone else texts through saying
the thing that started a fight on a family holiday.
I got the words wrong to a song. It was the riff off from
the first Picture Perfect movie. Okay. So specific.
My sister clawed my arm. I still have the scars from her
nails. She was 18 and I was 15.
She should have known better.
She's an adult.
She's 18.
That's what my mum would have said.
Back to the mother-in-law in Venice story.
Yeah.
Someone said there's a lot that isn't being said though.
Is she naggy?
Is she mean in between?
Because otherwise he's in the wrong based on that.
The dude himself sounds annoying. Oh yeah, okay. They did based on that. The dude himself sounds annoying.
Oh, yeah, okay.
They did come around and said the dude himself sounds annoying.
Someone else said nothing worse than a sister-in-law
who tried to parent your kids whilst her kids run around
biting and punching every other kid they see.
God, that would infuriate you, wouldn't it?
Worry about your own kids.
Yeah.
Why are you trying to parent my kids?
Look after yours.
Like I said before, you can't choose your family.
Brie and Clint, you can choose your in-laws, though.
Oh, no, you can't.
You can choose your partner, but you can't choose your in-laws.
You can choose your partner.
You can't choose your in-laws.
Isn't that interesting?
Yeah.
Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Let's do it, everyone.
Birthday bangers, on your Tuesday, you call us, you tell us your birthday.
We do all the background work here in the studio,
figure out what was number one when you turned 16.
Then we all deliberate to play the best one.
Georgia's going to play.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi, Georgia.
Hi.
About as young as you can be to play birthday banger, Georgia.
Yes, 16 this year.
16 this year.
Congratulations, sweet 16.
What's the exact date, Georgia?
7th of April, 2008.
That means you were 16 on the 7th of April of this year, 2024.
And the number one song on that day was this.
Boonie, Beautiful Things. What a ripper. Not bad, Georgie, you like it? Yeah,
I like that one. Yeah, me too. It's a good one from Benson Boone. Okay, wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi, how are you doing? Good. How's your day been?
Not too bad, thank you.
Good to hear.
Let's see if we can round it out with your birthday banger.
What's your date of birth?
777.
All right.
That means you were 16, Mel, in the year 1993.
And, Mel, we've done our calculations.
This is your birthday bang.
Oh, Mel.
Mel. Oh, Mel.
Ripper from Gabrielle.
Yeah.
Dreams, do you like it?
Yeah, it's a good one.
God, that's one of those songs where you hear it and you go,
God, I love this song.
I haven't heard it in ages.
I love this song.
Yeah. Okay, this song. Yeah.
Okay, wait there.
That's a ripper.
Just Gabrielle, by the way.
Not, you know.
Gabrielle.
Just Gabrielle.
Like Madonna.
Gabrielle.
Not Gabriella Chilme.
No?
Like Cher.
That was a different Gabriella.
Gabriella Chilme.
What a throwback.
Let's go to Priya to do her birthday banger.
Hi, Priya. Hi, Priya.
Hi, Priya.
Hi.
What have you been up to today, Priya?
Working.
Oh.
Ba-bow.
Yeah.
Well, everybody has.
But what do you do for work?
You sound really glum about it.
Yeah.
Today wasn't the greatest, but it's okay.
I work in HR.
Priya.
Okay, all right.
Who do we need to sort out?
Did you have to let someone go today, Priya?
Not today, no.
Tomorrow, though, different story.
Okay, well, let's have some good memories about today then.
What is your date of birth?
19th of July, 1988.
All right, Priya, that means you were 16 in 2004.
And on that day, this was at the top.
One of the best albums of the 2000s, Usher and Burn.
What do you reckon, Priya?
I love Usher, so it's great for me.
Yeah, I love Usher too.
That was a huge song from Usher. It's pretty easy for me today. I'm voting Dreams, so it's great for me. Yeah, I love Usher too. That was a huge song from Usher.
It's pretty easy for me today.
I'm voting Dreams, Gabrielle.
I love Usher.
I love that album.
I love that song.
But you can't go past that Gabrielle song.
It's just come out of nowhere.
And it just hits you somewhere in your nostalgic bones.
Mel, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today.
Congratulations. Thank you. Yay! Oh my the winner of Birthday Banger today. Congratulations.
Thank you.
Yay.
Oh, my God. I'm so excited for this one.
Here you go.
It doesn't sound like it's from 1993.
But it is.
But it is.
Oh, banger.
Gabrielle and Dreams.
For Mel on ZM, it's your Birthday Banger with Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint. Bree and Clint.
It's an excellent birthday banger.
Oh, no regrets over here.
For Mel, it's Gabrielle and Dreams from the year 1993.
I stand by that wholeheartedly, and anybody who says otherwise is wrong.
What?
That it's not a good birthday banger.
That's a great birthday banger, and producers, both of the producers, is wrong. What? That it's not a good birthday banger. That's a great birthday banger.
And producers, both of the producers, are wrong.
It was halfway through.
I was hoping it would be done, and we were halfway.
It's the half a song left.
Yeah.
It was that bad.
Ella, our Gen Z born in the 2000s, said,
is this song from the 60s?
Uncultured.
Not demure.
I agree with this text.
This song should belong in a dungeon
it's that dusty
and I just put the number
in to my phone
and producer Ella
texts that through
it's your text
what
anyway
Claudia
hold on wait
I've just put that number
in to my phone
hold on
put your phone on loud
put it on loud
oh it's charging
put it on loud
it's dead
hold on
hold on hold on Put it on loud. Oh, it's charging. Put it on loud. It's dead. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
Just hang on.
Oh, no.
Is her phone ringing?
Is her phone ringing?
No, let me just...
Sorry.
If she cancels it.
Sorry, my phone's broken.
It's not working.
Go on.
Go on.
Cancel the phone call and we'll get your voicemail.
The person you have dialed...
Shame.
Sucker, I don't know how to do my voicemail.
Claudia's main concern was it wasn't
even the greatest Gabrielle song. It's not.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
This is. Let me be the judge.
Play it, Clint.
This one's
powerful. Look at Gen Z
up there in your ivory tower. Look at you.
Brie and Clint.
Brie, if I said to you,
the answer is Sunday.
You're getting confused.
What would the question be?
Father's Day?
Close enough.
Father's Day, Sunday.
So the answer is Sunday.
What would the question be?
Father's Day.
Yeah.
The answer is Sunday.
Honestly, it's the most iconic bit
of New Zealand radio ever.
We've decided to play an impromptu game.
It's an impromptu game show where we call a random business
and we ask them that question.
If they say anything to do with Father's Day, they win.
And we'll give them some free KFC.
Today, for the impromptu game show,
I thought we'd call somewhere synonymous with Father's Day gifts.
Where's that?
Paper Plus. Perfect. They'll be all Day gifts. Where's that? Paper Plus.
Perfect.
They'll be all over this.
They'll be all over it.
Get the game show music ready.
Good afternoon, Paper Plus, Funga Praha, Brett speaking.
Is that Brett, did you say?
Yes.
Hi, Brett, and welcome to Brett and Clint's impromptu game show.
Good afternoon, Brett.
Are you ready to play?
Brett, we're playing for some free KFC this afternoon, are you ready to play?
Come on Brett!
Brett was not ready to play.
Brett was not feeling the vibes.
Should we try another Paper Plus?
Yeah, try another one.
I don't want to besmirch the good name of Paper Plus.
I think Brett was busy.
Yeah, sure.
And fair enough.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're getting cool out of the blue.
It's the lead up to Father's Day.
It is.
It's a very busy time at Paper Plus.
He'll be run off his feet selling motorbike magazines
and things like that.
Oh, it's their biggest day of the year.
Let's try another Paper Plus.
This one is in
the hoity-toity
Auckland suburb of Remuera.
Oh, they'll be loving this.
They'll be very
aware.
Come on, Paper Plus, Remuera.
Come on! Come on!
Good afternoon, Paper Plus from New Era.
Gail speaking.
Hi, Gail.
It's Bree and Clint calling from Zitium.
Are you ready to play the impromptu game show?
Hi, Gail.
Gail?
Gail?
What?
There's 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line.
Are you ready to play?
No, I'm not. But it's an
impromptu game show. Come on, Gail.
Gail
was not having a bar
of it. Gail was
absolutely not. She was
fuming at us. It's a Father's Day
fail. I knew we
should have called Wickles. I knew we
should have called Wickles. Go and call Wickles
right now. Last ditch effort. Alright, you reckon last ditch attempt? Last ditch attempt. I knew we should have called wit calls. Go and call wit calls right now. Last ditch effort.
All right, you reckon last ditch attempt.
Last ditch attempt.
I've got faith.
There's got to be someone out there
ready for an impromptu game show.
Okay, we need a wit calls in.
We're doing it.
We're going back to Whangapurua.
Okay?
Yes, give them another shot.
The good people of the coast
are going to come through
with the impromptu game show.
I love it.
And if wet calls get this,
we have settled the debate once and for all.
What is New Zealand's greatest fucking stationery store?
We're about to find out.
They're not even going to answer.
So Paper Buzz has got them there.
Yeah, they've got them on that one.
I think we call Gail back and just check.
I'm not calling Gail back.
Good afternoon, what course silver does?
This is Kathy.
Hi, Kathy.
It's Bree and Clint calling from ZDM.
Are you ready to play the impromptu game show?
I'm awake.
Yay!
Kathy, there's 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line
and it's a very simple question.
It'll take 10 seconds.
Okay.
If I said to you the answer is Sunday,
what might the question be, Cathy?
Father's Day.
She's got it!
Yes, Cathy!
You beauty!
Cathy, not only have you won 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon,
you've also taken up the title of New Zealand's greatest book
and stationery chain for the Whitcalls Company.
Come on, Kathy!
That's lovely, thank you.
We've got lots of other safe stuff.
I'll bet you do.
Oh, yeah, give them a plug, Kathy.
Why not?
Hey, mate.
Yeah, of course.
We were dead serious about the KFC.
Can you hold the line?
Our producers will take your details and we'll get it out to you.
Okay, thanks.
Thanks for playing the impromptu game show, Cathy.
Thanks, Cathy.
Thanks a lot, guys.
I feel like we should get a box of chocolates to Gail as well to cheer her up.
Just in case she puts in a complaint.
Brie and Clint.
It's Sabrina Carpenter on Zinim.
Hey, happy Father's Day, everybody.
Happy Father's Day.
Big news out of Australia today.
They have passed the right to disconnect law over there,
which means you have the right to not answer your boss's phone call
outside of work hours.
This is so important.
You have the right to not answer emails outside of work hours.
You have the right to have a life
and not constantly be connected to your workplace under law.
So important.
What's the deal here in this country, in New Zealand?
We don't have that law.
But if it's being tested in Australia, it could come here, Nick.
Should come here.
Yep.
I think it's a good idea.
I'm all for it.
I thought we would just test our right to disconnect on our boss, Ross, this afternoon.
Yeah, good idea.
Ross Boss, the head of ZM.
It's obviously after five o'clock.
Yep.
It's outside of work hours.
So let's just...
Ross.
Hey, Ross.
Ross, it's Clint.
That's a warm greeting.
Yeah.
Well, all I heard was outside of work hours, so what's the gag?
Oh, I need you to call me.
Okay, I need you to call me back real fast on my phone, on my cell phone.
We're doing a test. Can you call me back? Okay. Cool, call me now. Okay, I need you to call me back real fast on my phone, on my cell phone. We're doing a test.
Can you call me back?
Okay.
Cool, call me now.
Okay, thanks, bye.
Bye, Ross.
So hopefully he'll give us a call now.
We're not going to answer, though.
Well, we'll see.
It's outside of work hours.
Yeah, we'll give him a chance.
We'll just...
Is he going to call?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
Ross is so...
Oh, he's calling.
There he is.
There he is.
I don't answer.
It's outside work hours.
Past five o'clock.
Absolutely not.
Reject that call.
Cool.
There we go.
And that's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
He is going to be fuming.
We just called him.
He answered.
We're bothering him outside of work hours.
I'm not answering that.
Then he does what you say.
I have the right to disconnect.
And then you screen his call. Absolutely. If I know. Then he does what you say. I have the right to disconnect. And then you screen his call.
If I know Ross, he'll be fuming.
And that's the end of the show
everybody. Thanks
for listening.
That was fun. A lot of fun today.
We messed with Ross Boss.
You and I won Let's Get Classical.
And we played another game of Impromptu
If the answer's Sunday
What might the question be?
That was a semi-concerning demonstration
Of someone trying to remember the last three hours of their life
Why?
Because I felt like you were struggling
Was I?
I thought I did pretty well
Has been fun.
We've got to get home.
I've got to watch more Outlander.
Bree's going to watch Friends with her mum for the first time.
Yeah, my mum's just sitting down to watch all the seasons of Friends
for the very first time.
She's loving it.
How good.
Have a great night, everybody,
and we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Bree and Clint show.
Bye-bye.
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