ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th August 2025

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bray and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Let's do it. I think you're running back. Dead Am's Brie and Clint. Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. It's a tough day for the Brie and Clint show.

Brie was going to announce her engagement today, but it's been thoroughly overshadowed, so we're not going to do that. She's going to sit on that for a bit longer. So, T-O. Yeah, and fair enough. I was pretty T-Sed, and now I'm T-Oed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, it was going to be my moment. It was going to be my day, and now I'm going to put it on the back burner. For how long, too? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I reckon. Because it's one of the biggest engagements of the last five years.

I reckon you don't do it until after the wedding because, well, you're going to release your wedding photos, and then her wedding photos are going to come out. How on earth are you going to compete? Not to mention, I had planned to release my next studio album on the 5th of October. Oh, I know. I know. Very. It's crazy. Pissed off. It's crazy. But you know what? Hey, I'm a girl's girl. Happy for her. Happy for her. Bad timing for me, but happy for her. Do we know if it's the most liked picture on Instagram? It's got like, when I looked, it had like 22 million likes.

It was on track to become the most liked picture of all time. I think to take down that egg. That's right. I love the egg. The egg was so funny. Because the egg took over Kylie Jenner's baby, right? Oh. The egg took over Stormy.

And everyone was like, egg. Egg, egg, egg, egg, which it was also a little bit of like stuff the Kardashians and then Ig, egg, egg, egg. And now people are like, oh my God, well, I can't not like the Taylor Swift person. I don't know if I've liked it yet. I'm going to go like it because I'm a girl's girl, happy for her. You have to find the original though, otherwise it doesn't count. It's been reposted so many times.

I love seeing all the brands and businesses trying to jump on the, you know, the shine and the bandwagon trying to get their two cents out of it. Yeah, yeah. What has ZDM done? Have we found a way of it? Oh, we've done something. Have we? Yeah.

Of course. But it makes, I mean, makes sense for us. We're a music brand. Photoshop, Brie and I in the background of the picture somewhere. I've had an idea. Yeah, yeah. Because she has overshadowed my engagement. Of course.

I would like, this is a gift you can give to me. Yeah. As my Christmas present, early Christmas present. Yeah. I want to recreate these photos of you and I. I demand it. We're going to need a lot of. of flowers.

Yep. We're going to need a lot of flowers. Should we just... I've got an idea. Should we just go to a florist? Yep. And take photos in the forest. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, tomorrow, you busy? And I don't have to get you a Christmas present? No. Yeah, deal. Sweet. Happy with that. This will be the gift that keeps on giving.

Stay tuned for those tomorrow. We're going to drop them tomorrow. Is it your phone? Yep. I was liking the Taylor Swift Post. Sorry about that. Hey, we're going to do Tradyverse Lady next If you're keen to play 0800 dial ZM

Play Z&M's Brie and Clint We're desperately trying to pull together This Taylor Swift photo shoot That we're going to do tomorrow We're going to recreate the engagement photos That's what I want for my Christmas present We need a big ring And you need a sparkly watch

But you've only got an Apple watch, don't you? Yeah, that'll do Okay Just put a sparkly face on it Yeah, yeah, yeah It'll be fine Where are we going to get a ring from? Can we go to Klein's? Does Klein still exist?

You will buy me a nice ring. I'm not going to say yes unless you give me a nice ring. I'll buy you a nice ring for the photos you're forcing me to have. Also, really appreciate the messages coming through asking if I've actually gotten engaged. I wish, I wish one day, baby, we all hold out hope. It's Trady versus ladies. All right, let's get into Trady versus Lady. The Trady's on 65 wins for the year, a solid win from them yesterday.

The lady's on 72. Our lady's in Dunedin. She's 30-something and she once fell off a coconut tree and chipped a tooth. Welcome to the show, Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hi, hello, hello. That sounds like the chorus of a really fun song. Yeah.

It sounds like drinking was involved. Is that fair? No drinking involved Wow Just clumsiness We were just trying to take a photo You know how people used to like They can climb trees

And take really cool photos at the beach Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Wow Okay you're taking our tradie today He's 40

He's from Auckland And he doesn't use a level When he builds Welcome to the show Ed Hi Ed Hey guys Have you played this game before And had that same fact

Because I feel like we've had another tradie who said that Oh, you've got a good memory. I've actually called about four times now. I knew, I knew, and we questioned you on how often you get it right, and you said most of the time. It's one of those things, you know, you kind of just kind of go with your gut, I guess. I don't know if it is one of those situations where you go with your gut. I feel like it is when you're hanging a picture,

because I've got a spirit level and I use it to hang a picture sometimes, but if it doesn't look, if it is level but it doesn't look level, then you go with your gut, right? Yeah. And the pitch is not the same as foundations. No, no, no, no. All right, Ed, your buzzer is Trady. Stacey, yours is lady.

First of three wins 50 bucks cash from KFC. Here we go. Question number one. Taylor Swift just got engaged. Name her famous fiancé. Trady. Oh, Ed, just in. Travis Kelsey?

Well done. It is Travis Kelsey. Well done. One to the Trades. Question number two. Ruby, Sapphire and Amethyst are all types of what? Trady. Did even.

Let's go, Stacey. Oh, Jim? Jim's, Jim's Stones, correct. We're a one-a-piece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Stacey. Jesse Jay? Jesse Jay.

It is Jesse Jay. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. How old is Justin Bieber right now? Is he 29, 31 or 33? Trady. Trady. Yes, Ed.

29? No. Stacey. I'm going to go with 33. No. He's 31. We press on. Question number five.

In which fairy tale does a pumpkin turn into a carriage? Trady. Ed's in. Cinderella. Well done. We're all tied up here in the 6th. This is for the win. A, B, C and D are all measurements for which body parts.

But, Stacey, very quick. I'm going to go waist. Wow. Ed? You guys are going to kick yourself. You're going to kick yourself. Peace. No, oh my God.

We're looking for cup size in a bra, ABC, D, D, D. Oh, my God. Breast, breast size. Oh, no. I don't know that. That's all right, guys. We move on.

Stacey, we're more. disappointed in you, the head. Stacey, where were you? Question number seven, this is still for the win. Hello, Vulture, Tui, and an owl are all types of what? Stacey. Bird? Bird's correct.

What? Oh, whoa, oh, she's a lady. She was a tight old game today. Couldn't separate him. Who went the distance, that one? Well done. Stacey. You have $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC.

Hi. Hi. You can split it. Oh, nice, very cute. And Ed will talk to you for game number five, okay? See you there, Ned. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Do you love a big bricky?

Oh, yeah. Nothing better, eh? Oh, yeah. I feel like you can judge a cafe on its big breakfast. I agree. Yeah. Yeah, like if their big bracky is good, normally, everything else great. You can judge them on their flat white, their big breakfast and their eggs bennie.

Oh, the eggs bennie has to be up to par. There's a cafe over in Australia in Sydney On the outskirts of Sydney Who are cop and a bit of flack For the price of their big breakfast Okay Which it's always interesting to see Yes, it's very suburb dependent

I think so Yeah And it's also interesting To see what comes in the big breakfast Correct Because I think for me In my mind I've got the standard

Of what needs to be included Me too Should we rattle it off Yeah yeah You give me your list. Eggs. Yes. Toast.

Mushrooms. Yep. Beans. Yes. Avocado. Oh, okay. I had that as optional, but yeah. Hash browns.

Yes. Bacon. Yes. Sausages. Yes. And tomato. Yes, correct. I've got the same list.

Have you got the same? But my optionals are avocado and spinach. Yeah, that can be optional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll let that slide. That can be optional. Do you want to hear what was in this big breakfast first And then I'll tell you the price

So this cafe I believe it's called The Roast Office Okay The Roast Office Yeah so it's housed in an old post office Oh okay Which is quite cool

That's kind of clever then Which is pretty clever Their big breakfast includes two eggs Two hash browns Bacon Yeah sausage Avvocato Yeah

Grilled tomato we miss mushrooms. Oh, and I have got mushrooms written on my list. Yeah, mushrooms in there. Mushrooms and toast. Okay. So no sausage? No, they've got sausage.

No beans. No beans. Which I mean... Do thoseies do beans? Some do. Yeah, okay. I think beans are a little bit hit or miss, bit optional as well.

For all that, at this delightful cafe in the northern beaches of Sydney, you'll pay $35. Oh, yeah? It's fair enough. I think it's definitely on the pricey, a big bricky scale. Yeah, but everything's pricey now.

Do you how much food you just explained? There's a lot of food there. I thought you were going to come through with $55. Yeah, that's outrageous. So that's what I would deem outrageous. $35, I'd be like, a little bit steep. When I read this article, I was like... How much do you expect to pay for that much food these days?

30 bucks? Yeah, I thought I got $29 in my mind. $29? I'd be happy. I'd be stoked. 35 bucks is on the higher end. It's got big in the name. It's not called the medium breakfast. It does.

It's not called the underwhelming breakfast. It's literally called the big breakfast. So you and I are at a 29. Yeah. 29. 29, 30. Somewhere around there. Yeah.

Producers, what do you think? What do you think you should be paying for a big breakfast? I mean, even 30 bucks, for me feels outrageous for a breakfast. Breakfast feels like it should be the cheap meal of the day. No, but it's never breakfast. It's never breakfast. It's brunch. Yeah.

You've left the house about 10,000. And it's not eggs on toast. You're getting the biggest meal on the menu. That is the tippity top. I don't think I've ever had one. What? 29 feels about. No opinion.

You don't have an opinion. No opinion. Ella. Well, I take away the egg and anything sausage-related. Hang-on, hang on, let's take out everything at Ella, wait, wait, wait, so Ella would take out the bacon, the sausage, sausage, um, the... Egg, did you say that? Yeah, eggs gone.

Egg and sausage, really. It's about it, right? Yeah. Eggs, spout. Bacon, sausage. So you're having hash brown mushrooms, toast, bake beans. Yes. Fantastic.

A vegetarian big breakfast is still good. You put Hulumi in there. Oh, yeah. I can't have that. Well, vegan big breakfast is very skint. A vegetarian big breakfast is good. What do vegans do when they're hungover? Yeah, what do you eat?

What do vegans do? Potato. Yummed. Hot chips? Hot chips are good. No, hash brown. I go to my cafe. Hash brown's a good.

It's the entree. Yeah. It's the entree. But then what else? I got a cafe, Marino, and I get the affitata, and it's like bakey beans. What do you call me? It's an afratata, Bree. Anyway, how much for your big breakfast?

I reckon, $21. Oh, okay. 20, okay. I'd take 15. Look, I mean, we all would take 15, but I don't know if that is realistic. I want to go on a hunt this afternoon, give the cafes, the small businesses of New Zealand, the opportunity to tell us about their big breakfast. and if it's reasonably priced,

where is the most reasonably priced big breakfast in the country? Brie and I are out of touch Aucklanders who don't know how much a big breakfast should sell for, you know? It has been a while since I've had a big breakfast. 966. You can text us on 9696.

Did I say that? Yep. Or you can call our $800 at M. We're looking for the best value big breakfast in the country. That's the one. The best value big breakfast. Where are you? Yeah.

and if it's $32 but the coffee's free Hey, that's fine. Convince us. Dead is Franklin. Big day of news today with Taylor Swift and everything else going on, but we've got important things to get to the bottom of, like where can we find the best value big breakfast in New Zealand? This is what we care about.

This is what we care about. And I know you care about it too. Yeah. You may not right now, but when you wake up Dusty on a Saturday morning, don't tell me, don't tell me you want a good combination of value and quality in your big breakfast. That's all you want.

Yep, we're on the hunt. Cafe in Sydney getting dragged for charging $35. Which we don't think is outrageous, depending on how big it is. Like Ella said, you'd prefer not to. You prefer it not to be that much. Someone's texting who owns and runs a cafe. They said that one in Australia,

if it's the same size as a Kiwi one, $35 is completely reasonable. The cost of food and labour at the moment is horrific. Yeah, I bet. I bet. So, yeah, I mean, We're saying 29 is the sweet spot for us. Yeah, yeah.

But it's all, you know. I mean, we're open to bitter. Hey, we're open to it. That's why we're looking, we're on the hunt. Let's go to Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hello, how you doing?

We're good, thank you, mate. Tell us, Kylie, what is in the big breakfast you're about to tell us the price of? Okay, so they do a Sunday big breakfast on the dustiest day. Great. And then. The Lord's Day or the dustiest day, depending on what you're into. Exactly, it's the dustiest day. So they do baked beans, toast, eggs, tomato,

mushroom, sausage, bacon. Good. Crescence, pancakes and berries. Crescent, pancakes and berries? What the hell? Wait. Kylie, where is this? It's all you can eat.

Yeah. No. It's in Timaru. It's called Harlow House. Oh, we need to. Stables, so it's beautiful. We need to book a trip to Timoroo, ASAP. How much?

How much? How much? $28. What? I'm in. Sold. $28? Absolutely, that is a great price.

Or you can eat $28? Hell yes. All you can eat. Oh, my God. I would be like, I mean, because it is so crazy, they do it between 9 and 10.30. So that's still good? That's an hour and a half. I would be like a pig in a trough.

A hour and a half. Kylie, they'll hate to see me coming. I would love to see you coming, Bree. I am actually a long-time listener, first-time caller. What the heck? The inbox being thrown out. We might have to make the drive down next time we're in Christchurch, Kylie. Thank you so much.

Thank you, Kylie. Okay, sweet-ass. Someone said most big breakfast down here in Otago, two sausage, two bacon, two eggs, toast beans, mushrooms, tomato, between $24 and $28. That's good. 30 to 35, including coffee. I like it. Yeah.

That's pretty good. And they're not going to underserve you in Otago either. They're not going to give you a small... They're dishing it up. Auckland plate. Someone said Ronnie Cafe in Papakura. Big breakfast, $21.50. That's a great deal.

Okay. It doesn't say what's in it, but I'm assuming it'd be, you know... The Stables and Gore does $25. Okay. That's good. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.

Hi, guys. We're trying to find the best... value big breakfast in the country on this fine Wednesday afternoon. What have you got for us? I'm a caterer and I'm based just out of Auckland so you guys could come see me. I like it. And $25

to my big breakfast. So you've got two sausages four crispy bacon, rashes, two eggs, two hash browns, toast and you can add in beans, tomatoes, mushrooms if you want. How are you making any money? That's enormous. How are you surviving, Jess? Four rashes of bacon. I've got a year, streaky

bacon, nice and crispy. Yeah. So I have a local community that support me. I'm a single mum. I run out of the golf clubs, so my costs are really low. I'm really blessed to have low authority costs. And yeah, I just feed the good local the boys. Okay, okay, let's plug it then. Yeah, give us a shout.

Give us a shout out. My name, well, my business name is Jess's Kitchen, and I'm based at the Mademadu Golf Course, so you can come and see me from midday to 4 o'clock on Thursdays and Sunday. Oh, go support. Go support Jess. Thanks, Jess. That sounds awesome. Best of luck. Thanks, Tim.

Oh, guys, Jess. Someone said, this is outrageous. The Grand in Wellington does a breakfast special. It's only $14. You get everything you guys said, just no mushrooms ever or tomato, but it's $14. $14. $14. $14.00.

I'd take or leave all those things for $14. I almost wouldn't trust a $14, in this economy, I almost wouldn't trust a $14 I'd be like, why, what's wrong with it? On a Sunday. What did you do to it? Dusty, you wouldn't think. You'd just go, that's a great price. No, it's the opposite.

On Sunday, Dusty, I'd go, was it $45? Just honestly, just tap my card, please. I just need it. I just make bad decisions. Bad decisions roll on for me. All right, Brian Clint, if you need more information about the Taylor Swift engagement, I have scoured the internet for all the details

I can find on the ring. Z names, Brian Clint. Show's brought to you by Neon. You can stream the new season of Pacemaker on Neon. The Tea, live from L.A. with D. McCarthy. Peacemaker, not pacemaker. Loll, D. McCarthy's here. He's our Hollywood correspondent, and it is all Taylor Swift today, Dean.

It is happy Taylor Swift day, everyone. I'm shook us. I'm calling you from the grave. I'm deceased. It's the best news we've ever had. Today, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift shared with the world that they are in game. Now, here's the inside tea. It happened two weeks ago.

Okay, so it wasn't like today in real time or anything. Two weeks ago, it actually is at Travis's house in Kansas City. That's what the back of the garden looks like. They FaceTime their parents straight away. Both of them called both families, both sides of the family two weeks ago. Here's a little fun fact as well. Today is 13. Now, Taylor loves the number 13, right?

It is 13 days since she did that big podcast, which was on August 13, and she announced today at 1 p.m, which is the 13th hour of the day. Wow. That is the inside. God, the Easter eggs are Easter regging, aren't they? Yeah, I know. They're everywhere. Congratulations, how exciting is it?

It is very exciting. I've been scouring the internet for details on the ring, and they are scant. There are experts everywhere just trawling those five photos that we have, because that's all that we've got to go off. The estimated range of carrots, for that ring, Dean. They're saying anywhere between 7 and 20 carrots.

Holy Toledo. The diamond. Which is how much? Do you reckon that would be worth? Yeah. I can give you the range. Everyone has been guessing between 125,000 and 5 million. Yeah.

That's a very big range. It is. But 7 up to 20 carrots is also a very big range. Yeah, that's crazy big range. I don't feel like she'd... It's custom. Yeah, it's custom. Well, you'd want it.

You're not getting that one off the shelf at Pascos? I heard it's a lab-grown diamond. I heard it's a cubic zagonia. I heard it's a zagonia, Dean. I actually heard it's a blood diamond. Yeah. Okay, no. You've taken it too far.

She wanted something. No, she loves cubic zagonia as Taylor Swift. It's from Shh, Secrets. Shout out. Shout out. That's the tea with Dean McCarthy. Taylor Swift expert in Hollywood correspondent. Dead Am's Brie and Clint podcast.

The Lincoln University. in Canterbury ever been? I know it. You know it? Yeah. I knew some of their traditions when I lived down there. What were some of the traditions? I believe, I believe early Lincoln students pioneered the butt chug.

Did they? Yeah. What acclaim to fame? Yeah. I'm sure they would like to distance themselves from that. And I don't think the class of 05 can distance themselves from it because I saw it. Yeah, right. Well, that, I mean, that checks out.

You know, you can't, I mean, you saw it with your own eyes. I don't think anyone who went to Lincoln will dispute it. Yeah. Who pioneered the butt-crack firework? Buckcrack firework? I think that was Auckland University. It's got more of a polytech vibe to it to me. Or a Dunedin vibe.

Down there in Dunedin. No, no, no. They set couches on fire. They could have been how the first couch was set on fire. A butt firework gone wrong. If the dean of the University of Otago finds out that you're... Because it's highly banned couch fires now.

But if the dean of the University of Otago finds out that you started your couch fire with a butt firework, I reckon they can only applaud. They have to go. I think they have to let it go. You know what? He's off. They have to be like, oh, okay, well, this is an exception.

Mm, innovative. But no more. It's going to be very hard to get this story back on track now. The Lincoln University's in the news at the moment, not for anything of what we just discussed. But apparently a university lecturer has suspected some students at the university of using artificial intelligence to complete an assignment. Lincoln slash every university on the planet right now.

All of them would be dealing with this issue. Yes. But they're in the news because apparently they're going to retest the entire class in person and that's how they're going to battle this problem that's going on. So what is it? Was it an assessment that you submitted online? So it was an assignment. You submit the assignment but instead they're now changing it to a written in person test. Yeah, right. And everyone in the class has to take it. That seems fair enough except for the fact that they have already done the work.

So people in the class, right, so there's 100 students and some are kicking up a stink now because they're like, well, I didn't cheat. And then obviously the ones that did cheat are like, yeah, okay, we'll do that. Me too. I didn't cheat either. But I guess I'll take the test if I have to. Oh, God.

Did you ever cheat? No. No. You, that was, you really oversold it then. I did, I. I must admit. A simple, no, I never cheated. Three.

Absolutely. How dare you accuse me? I don't even have a degree. If I cheated. Maybe I would. What about at school? No. No.

I'm trying to think. Oh, you under, you undersold that one a little bit better. That was better. I'm under duress. No, that was good. I don't believe I ever cheated. Okay. I did cheat once.

Did you? At university. Did you? This is how we did it. Which, to be honest, I'm not going to say that I did, because they never mentioned that we weren't allowed to do this, but you guys tell me, I'll tell you the situation. She's found a grey area.

I think it's gray area. Gray area, and you guys tell me, So the situation is we had an online test. Yep. So you have to log in at a certain time. Do it from home. Complete the test. Yeah.

And submit the test online. Me and a couple of friends from the same class who'd all been studying decided we would do each of our tests together. Oh, right. Back to back. Like a brainstorm. Yeah, like three of us in a room. Three heads are better than one. And we did one test back to back to back.

Was it the same test? So the test. You all doing the same test? I think I can't really remember, but I feel like it would change slightly. Right. And so, but all three of us were doing. You'd want yours to be last day. Hell yes, you would.

No, you want yours to be first. Why? Why? Because everyone's gone through all the questions and the knowledge is fresh. Why do you want to go first? Because the person who's marking it will be like, hey, this test is, the answers are the same as the last one that I checked. And hey, this one's the same as the other one that I checked. I feel like it was multi-choice, so it didn't matter.

Oh, okay. Good little poll, though. They don't specify. And they never, yeah, they didn't specify. Okay, do it all right. She wants to know, she wants her conscience cleared. Is that cheating? Do we think Bree Thomas sells a dirty cheater?

Yes. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah. But it's good. But innovative? Yeah, very innovative. It's very clever. Forward thinking

Using your brain Look this is a dodgy question That we're going to ask you guys Okay And don't call through if it's really serious Because you'll just get yourself and us in trouble We don't want that But we do want to know

If you've indulged in a little bit of harmless cheating And how did you do it? How did you do it? And I'm going to open it up It can be from school It can be from university Maybe it was on your driving test Yeah

Any type of test or assignment regardless of where you were did you somehow find a loophole like I did cheated a little bit answers written on the bottom of your shoe on the inside of your forearm written on a pad that you had

to go and change in the middle of the test did you I always pictured this which I never could do this but put an air pod in go into a test and kind of mumble under your breath the questions to the test there's a security van outside and they're like

I think you deserve to get top marks if you're doing that. I don't, but I still want to hear people's stories. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. Students at Lincoln University in Canterbury have had a bit of a rude awakening after a university lecturer suspected that some students in the class were using AI to complete an assignment. And because of that, the entire class has had to reset the test. in person.

You've been pissed off, but you have to be honest with yourself and if you use any AI, you deserved it. Yeah, you take it on the chin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you pissed off that you have to redo it or are you pissed off that you got caught?

Both. So we're asking a very controversial question. Did you cheat? Have you cheated? And if you did, how did you do it? God, there's some very crafty people on the text machine. How about this?

I'm not sure if this is cheating, but my driving instructor fell asleep during my practical driving test. He passed me and issued my licence. You know what? I think that's an automatic pass that he was so comfortable that he fell asleep during your driving test. I feel like you could blackmail him and be like, yeah, I passed and you're going to pay for it, sleepy head.

Or I'm going to tell your boss. That's wild. What about this one? We would get done for plagiarising if it was copied from something written down on the internet, this is what we had to do when we're at university. You have to put it into this system and it looks

at every written thing on the internet but they said so for my speech competition... Was the system called Google? No, it was called Turn It In, is what it was called. Anyway, it was a long time ago, but this

person said, so for my speech competition, instead of taking it from something written down on the internet, I went to YouTube and copied a word-for-word speech from there. Since it was spoken, the plagiarism software didn't detect it. I made the regional speech finals with it. Wow.

I'd be terrified. If you're doing that, surely your goal is to just pass. But when they start sending you to speech competitions around the country, every time you retell that speech, you're one step closer to getting found out. You know? Yeah. They're like, your speech was fantastic. Tell us, where did you get the inspiration?

That bit we used. What did you say? I have a dream. That was... Inspired. It was incredible. I used an anchor milk bottle, the little ones that you used to get in school

and I wrote my answers on it and used it to cheat on my science test. If the question is, does that count as cheating or not? Yeah, that's... That's cheating. That's old school cheating right there. Someone else said, my dad did his girlfriend's degree

and she got the credit. I was studying at the time and it took every bone in my body not to report it. Oh, you're dead. You wanted to dobb in your dad and his girlfriend. Wow. When this person says my dad did his girlfriend's degree, the whole thing?

Yeah. Like every assignment? When I hear stories like that, I'm always like, man, I hope it's not one of the important degrees, like medicine. You know? Yeah. Hopefully that's one of the unimportant degrees, like marketing. You know? Yeah.

Where there's no lives at risk. Or communications. Yeah. Or radio. And I can say that because I did a communications degree. Someone else said, I was done for plagiarism because I re-submitted an essay that I wrote the year prior. Apparently self-plagiarism is a thing.

Self-plagiarism. My mum cheated on her learner's test. This was back in the day when it was a paper test and the answer was always the same. The answers got made into a song that everybody memorized. It was like D-D-D-A-A-C-A-B, A-A-B-B-C-A-B, and she finished the test in five minutes. That's genius. That is genius.

What about this? I cheated on my sixth form Japanese exam by keeping my phone on silent. I memorized the questions and when I went to the bathroom, I texted my Japanese friend for the answers. Like it's who wants to be a millionaire and you're using one of your lifelines. And someone's coughing. I wrote all the answers on my thigh and wore a skirt for my exam. I got 97%.

Wow. Old school. God, how many? Did you ride on your leg? How long is your leg? Yeah. When I was at uni, I worked for a construction company and I was told that our assignments alternated every two years.

So my colleague gave me a drop box with assignments collected over the past five years or so. I would say about 50% of my second and third year assignments were in this drop box. I'm happy for that person. Why did they tell you? Stoked. Why did they tell you that the tests alternate? That's just lazy from them. Come up with a new test.

Yeah, exactly. That's stupid from them. What about this? Not quite cheating, but my sister got something wrong on her restricted driver's test and was meant to fail, but she insisted on explaining to the instructor

why the particular road rule shouldn't be a thing and he ended up agreeing with her and let her pass. Your sister needs to be a lawyer. Yeah, a lawyer. That's the job. She needs to be a lawyer. A politician.

A lot of politicians are lawyers. She argued against the road road rules and one. That's wild. This one is crazy as well. The lecturer didn't realize that the exam wasn't an open book exam and the whole class

technically cheated but they had to pass us all anyway. You had the book right there. Oh, you'd love it. How good. We asked, did you cheat? Someone texted and said, hey guys is getting your restricted license from a cop who is a family friend doing a lap around the

top paddock in his youth cheating? No, that's not cheating. That's just using the resources you have available to you at the time. That's fine. That's like what we said with Brie. It's resourceful. Very resourceful. Appreciate all that information. He wouldn't have let you

drive his Ute if you weren't a good driver. Exactly. So take Solison. You know? These bunch of cheetahs listening to the Bree and Clint show, isn't it? Resourceful. Resourceful. Resourceful. It's Z.M.'s Bree and Clint

podcast. It's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant Clint's Google Down. Punk. Who's got it this week? Who's got it in the bag?

You can text us. Who you think it's going to be? Either Clint. I was getting there. Do you think I don't know my job? I know my job, Clint. I know. Anybody else feel like she was about to start the game?

No. Nah. Oh, okay. I was just, I was just saying, I was leading into it. I just got you back. I just got you back, okay? I just didn't want you to. Pull on my face.

Yeah. Well, what about all the other times during the show that you let me? That's for content. That's different. Yeah, it's true. Clint, Claudia and Ella are your horses. Text either of those names to 9-696. And you could win 50 KFC chicken dollars.

We'll play next. Not now. Next. Text through now. Good way. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for brilliant Clint's Google down.

Punk. Welcome back to another installment of who is the fastest Googler on the team. We have Clint, Claudia and Ella all fighting for the title. I've put these questions into Google. First person to yell out the correct answer. I'll give you a point. First of three takes home the win. We ready?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Let's go, baby. Last week. I don't care. I'm locked in. Claudia, of course. Do we need to ask?

I don't even need to ask that question anymore. Okay, here comes question number one. In what year was the Air Friar invented? 2010. Well done, Claude. 2010 is what I have, which means you get a point. It's older than I thought it was. I got 2005.

Well, you were wrong. Sorry, love you. Fred van deweege I was so close as well That's fine I'll get him next time Oh that's the right attitude That is a good

Did I sound quite cute there? Yeah Give her a point Oh you ruined it by asking If you did sound cute Control Z Question number two Who won the women's

Football World Cup In Spain In what year I haven't finished I haven't said what year In 2023 Spain. Clint got it.

Yeah, he did. Claudia, come on. It was Spain. That was an amazing game. The whole tournament was incredible. It was. Question number three, one to Claude, one to Clint. In what year did the Vietnam War end?

78. 75. Claudia, was that a guess or was that Google? That was Google. Wow. I wasn't going to get outside to guess. 75 Dude, I'm getting so close

Ella, you're right there I know you are One to Clint, Tudaclawed Ella yet to get on the board But I believe I like that you highlight that Question number four What is Meryl Streep's

Real name? Mary Louise Streep I fumbled it but I still got it out first You fumbled but I've got to give it to you And that is the win Hate this game. It's it done in four. Can't even hate on that.

It's just good gameplay. Claudia, Nicole backed you to win the game, so you get 50 KFC chicken dollars, Nicole. Well done, Nicole. Oh, thank you so much, guys. I'll definitely be getting me a dinger burger. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

How yeah. Why are people still backing Clint and I? Yeah, I know. I just feel bad every week. No disrespect, Nicole, but you took the easy option with Claudia, you know? I mean, and fair enough. Yeah. Or the smart, logical.

Yeah. That's what it is, too. It's the, which is why I believe you've got to start offering odds. You've got to say Claudia is paying 20 KFC chicken dollars. Clint is paying 50 KFC chicken dollars and Ella is paying 150 KFC chicken dollars. The odds are really nice. That's so funny. I love how you put yourself ahead of Ella, like that much as well.

Yeah, because Claudia gave us a score update for the year last week. That's what I based it off. Oh, yeah, that is true. Yeah, that is true. Remember yesterday when I were unclassical. They're not unfounded. They're not numbers I pulled out of the air. What you forget is people listening haven't heard that. I had to sound like an A-hole, eh.

What you forget is that your scores closer to L as than is to mine. Yeah, you bring yourself up. You bring your odds up. You're paying 100. All right, that's enough. Let's wrap this game up. A ZM's Brinklin podcast. You probably can't tell because I'm always my bubbly, vivacious.

self, but I'm right on the crimson wave at the moment. Jesus Christ. Why is that so shocking? You know it happens once a month? No, I know. Yeah. I think it's the way, the rope adope way you brought me into that.

And also the phrasing. Writing the crimson way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, happy for you and everything. Well, there's plenty of other different ways that people have come up to say it. But anyway, you know, And I had to go to take a trip to the chemist

because I was like, oh, I like to buy my sanitary items in bulk. I like to buy bulk tampons because it's cheaper because they're not bloody cheap. You're not getting them from Costco anymore? I had to stop. The Costco bucket of tampons? Yeah, they didn't agree with me. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I don't know. That's a great question if Costco sell them in bulk. They do everything else in bulk. Yeah. You get a bucket of salt. I wonder. if they do. You can get a bucket of peanut butter?

I wonder if you get bulk tampons. Can you get a bucket of tampons at Costco? I mean, I'd be keen. Buy them. Why not if it's cheaper? No, I went to a chemist to buy some bulk tampons and I came across sport tampons. Yeah.

Have you ever heard of sport tampons? Only on your Instagram story. I, and I know that I'm late to the party because people on my Instagram were like, Anne Lee's been around for ages. Really? I've never seen sport tampons before in my life. Well, if you've never heard of them,

you know that I've damn well never heard of them. Yeah, I should have put two or two together. Producers, have you guys ever heard of sport tampons? I've heard of the sports pads. Yeah, I've seen the ads where they're doing sport and they're like, you can wear pads with these things. God, there is, can I say, there is nothing worse than playing sport with a pad.

Yeah, I don't even do much sport, but can confirm. But have you tried a sports pad? I think not. When I looked at this, I was like, a sport tambour on, okay. I was so intrigued, not that I'm playing sport any time soon, but I was like, I need to buy some. What's sporty about it? Has it got Spriggs? Well, this is the thing.

Apparently, it's got advanced technology or something, something to do with how... Has it got electrolytes in it? I don't know. You know? Yeah. Look, I think it's just a regular. old tavern. Is it? Does it? Is it

dipped in deep heat? I bloody hope not. I hope not. It does look a little bit different. Like when you look at it has like wavy lines on it. It's got racing stripes. Yeah. To make you go faster. I was like

if I wear this playing sport, am I going to be a better athlete? Look. Can confirm. Can confirm if you wanted the review. Because you bought them, right? I bought them. I think they were maybe a touch cheaper than the other tampons,

which is interesting. Bought them, gave them a go, and I have exercise this week, can confirm it's just the same as a regular tank. Yeah, I would have thought so. You know what, though? I picked you up in the car this morning

and you were goose stepping all over the place, so it's something like you go faster. Definitely does. I mean, maybe I need to go play a casual game of netball. Is it for like, really test this bad boy out? Maybe it's strings like there's something about the string.

Yeah, yeah. The string's the same. Is it like leather? Is it, if you're like betting on your period, you know, like what day do you think it's going to end and you turn, then there's sport tampons, you know, because you've turned your period into a sport. Yeah.

I mean, what will they think of next? I mean, do they think we're stupid? I mean, I bought them. Yeah, you really did. From the people, you can buy bulk tampons at Costco. Can you? And bulk liners. Yeah.

Well, there you go. Well, that's, that's, that's, good to know. Someone said, oh my God, sport tampons are the best. I won't be going back to using regular tampons anymore. They just hold more and they're not leaky. But what's sporty about that? You know, what's sporty about that?

Yeah, why is that sporty? Is it like the convertible of tampons, is it? Because it feels like a marketing thing. Because I buy a Rexona sport, deodorant, but not for sport, just because I'm like, oh, yeah, that'll work harder. So that's what it is, isn't it? It's kind of like when Nurephan bought out Nurephan period. Remember that?

Neurifin migraine. And neuramol, nurephine. Yeah. Turns out. For moles. Turns out. It was all the same regular old Nurephin. What about Penedol Zavance?

Surely that was different, though. I can't comment on that. That was absorbed three times as fast, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Oh, my God, there's big fans of sport tampons. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I need to use them a bit more.

Get back into sport I can't read some of those details That's not appropriate Small tampons are so much better They don't fall out when you wee Wait A tambourns are falling out when we wee I wasn't going to say it

That hasn't happened to me before Claude is that happening? So there you go we were right The sport ones They've got extra grip You don't want them falling out When you know Playing a game of rugby

They're gripping to the sides of you Like spider man Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, visuals. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. Time for Gaydard. Bree and Clint's Gaydard. Let's rock. Our game where we guess, uh, if you're gay or not.

Very, very, covers everything. Everything that's not straight. Exactly. Varying degrees of success in this game. Some weeks are good, some weeks are bad. Some weeks are bad. Um, which means our gay dars, you know, that hit and miss.

Head and miss. We'll start with Kimberly. Hi, Kimberly. Hi, Kim. Hello. Hello. We get to ask you one question, Kimberly, and it's the question we're going to ask everyone.

This week, your question. Who's your favourite cast member on this season of Taskmaster New Zealand? I've got to say Bree. I like it. She seems nice. I promise it wasn't a trick question either. Thanks, Kim. All right.

You had to say that, though, because you're on our show. But I'll take it. Well, not really, but you're amazing. Stop, kids. Listen to how much she's giggling about you. I think Kimberly might be gay. I'm going to lock in that she's gay too. Kimberly?

Are you gay? No. Oh. Oh. I think you could be. Well, maybe for Brie. My head is exploding. Let's go to Kim.

Not Kimberly, but Kim. Hi Kim. Hi, Kim. Another Kim. Hi. Kim, you're watching Taskmaster New Zealand this season? Yes, they've seen the first couple of episodes. Yeah, good show, eh?

It is. Who's your favourite cast member on this season of Taskmaster New Zealand, Kim? That's a really hard question. Paul's pretty funny. Paul is the funny. Paul is the funniest, but out of the, out of the not regulars. Oh, I'd have to go with you, Bree. Stop.

Can I just say I didn't have any hand in this question? That's my question. You came up with the question. I feel very uncomfortable asking people, but thank you, Kim. Why is it, Bree? Is it because you're attracted to her? Oh, we can't ask that question. We have to answer it in our head.

You're allowed to answer. Yeah, we're not allowed to answer that. Kim straight Gay Kim Kim Gay Yeah

Come on Kim Appreciate you Aloy Zoe's here Hi Zoe Hi Zoe Hello Welcome to Gaydar

Happy to be here Yeah We're happy you're here Zoe's giving nothing away Zoe who's your favourite cast member Of the current season of Taskmaster New Zealand

Well, considering I haven't watched any of it, I'm going to say Bree. I like that answer, Zoe. Your other options, Pax Asardi, he's lovely. Alice Sneddon. Jackie Van Beak from the Breaker Upper's. And Jack Anset, up and comer. You sure you want to lock in Bree, Zoe? I am positive, yes.

But she's not watching. And if she was into you like that, she'd be watching. No, she wouldn't. That means nothing. Zoe, straight. Jay. Zoe? Gay.

Yes, come on, Zoe. God damn it. Let's go. Tune in, Zoe. That one felt good. Thank you. Let's go to Timmehiroa. Hello.

Kha-Kha-Ka-Kelda. Welcome to Gay-Dar. Welcome, welcome. Thank you. You're watching Taskmaster? You can be honest and say no. I'm going to be honest. I'm not watching.

Not yet, eh. Not yet, not yet. Maybe never. Well, you're going to have to pick someone. You can go Jeremy Wells too if you like, or Paul Williams. Who's your favourite cast member? Since I'm on the show at the moment, I'm going to go free. Bree.

Thank you, mate. She has to. I need to change my tech. Lock it in. Gay. Temahiroa? Aye. What are you?

Oh, I'm straight. God, he's having a good wake! Just give it to Brie. Thank you, Tomahiro, we appreciate you. Let's go to Kirsten finally. Hi, Kirsten. Hi, Kirsten. Hi.

I'm looking at a downtrower this week. Have you not got one yet? I haven't got a single one? Haven't you? Bree has three from four. This would be four from five. You watching Taskmaster? I am.

I'm just new to it, but yeah, watching it. Okay. Who's your favourite? Bree. I guess, yeah. You know, like everyone else said, we're calling in because we like Brie, so Brie. Thanks, Kirsten.

Kirsten is also giving nothing away. She's holding her cards so close to her chest. She's given me plenty. Is she? Given me plenty. I'm going to say gay. And I'm going to say straight. Kirsten.

Oh. What are you? Okay. I am a big old lesbian. Come on, let's go, baby! And that's how it's done! What gave it away? Yeah, what gave it away?

What were you hearing this week that I wasn't? It's just the little bit of flirtatious vibe in Kirsten's voice. Correct me if I'm wrong, Kirsten. Yeah, you're a bit of a hottie, so, yeah. God, I've loved this game this week. I cannot read women at all. Because I found the most flirtatious. person to be Kimberly and she was

strained. Bad Gader, Glenn. Bad Gader. I've had a great time. Thanks for calling through, Kirsten. No worry. Thanks, guys. There you go, that's Gader for another week. Bloody good week for Bree. Had a great week.

Got compliments. Worst possible week for me, so. Hey, you can bounce back. Next week, do you want people to call and the question can be who's your favorite Clint? Who's your favorite Clint? radio in New Zealand.

That'll be our question next week. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. Earlier this week we were talking about the 92 year old who has the world record for over 90s over the 200 metre. She does it in 50 seconds. She's got I think world records for three

different age groups. Oh wow really? Yeah like 70s 80s 90s. Oh as she's gone through the ranks. Yeah, yeah. And I've got us thinking could our producer Claudia beat her? To give context, to give context, last year, it was the race that stopped the nation where it was me versus producer Claude versus producer Ella in a hundred metre dash. Yeah.

Let's just say Claudia didn't win. It wasn't that far behind though. No, no. There was only two seconds between first and me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. We've been trying to figure out what a fair race is to do. And we've decided that an in-person race could be better. I offered up the option of Mama Die. And then all of us kind of sat there and we all thought, I don't know who would win that race. It now has become a question we need to have answered. So please welcome to the show, Breeze Mum, Mama Die.

Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good thanks. look, this has got to the point now where we need to ask you the question, are you interested at all in racing producer Claude? Well, there's two conditions. Okay, we're all there's.

And then I might say if I'm interested or not. Okay, yeah, yeah. First condition, it has to be no more than 100 metres. I like this condition. So you want it to be 100 metres? Producer Claude's happy with that as well. If not less Oh, okay

80, be okay 80 meters Yeah, yeah Okay, condition number one Yep And what is the purse Oh, what's on the line? Well, you'll ask the same thing

She asked if she could have a thousand dollars If she won I wanted a big trophy full of money Should we ask Ross boss if we can have $1,000 and it goes to the winner of the race Would that interest you, Mum? Absolutely.

Okay. I'm in training now if that's the case. Okay, okay. Well, we don't have sign off for that yet, but we can table it. We're not promising that. No. But I mean... No, no.

Oh, I mean, if we come close, I'll top it up a bit. Yeah. I'll chuck in. What if we get to 500? Is that still interesting for you, Mum? Oh, I reckon 500's still worth it. How many of that... How many of that 500 could be made up of KFC chicken dollars?

Oh, maybe 50 bucks. Okay, it's sweet. Okay, 50K of me. So if we can make that happen, if we can limit the race to 100 metres max, and we can find some kind of kitty up for grab, some kind of purse for the race. Do you reckon the TAB would take odds on this race? I do actually. I reckon they would.

I do actually. I reckon they'd be interested. Yeah. Would you be willing to have some betting odds put on you, Mama Di? Oh, why not? I mean, at my age, any bets a good one. Absolutely. Whether it's for or against.

When was the last time, when was the last time? When was the last time you think you were up at full pace? Yeah. Oh, my goodness, me. I think I had to run after one of the kids. I think that was a few weeks ago. Oh, yeah. One of your grandkids.

And you, Claudia? Oh, when was the 100 metres that we did last year? Not this time last year. Before that, probably 20 years. I have to say, Mum, I don't think I've ever seen you at full tilt. I've never seen you going full pace. I'm still pretty fast, even at medium pace. We believe it.

We believe it. That's why this is such a... She's smack talking you already, Claudia. It's such a juicy proposition. What's your preferred surface? Track or grass? I think we have to go grass if someone takes a hit. Okay.

Takes tumble, eh? Claudia? Yeah, I think grass as well. You think grass as well? Okay, that's good. We're on the same page. I am so invested. Shoes on or shoes? Who's off, Mama Dye?

I think that's up to the athlete. Okay, fair enough. Yeah. Athlete. The other thing is, can we get some sponsorship or do you like Adidas stuff? Oh, yeah. Rebel Sport did kid us out for the 100 metre race last year. I reckon they'd be interested in this.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah, so they could kick you out some Adidas stuff, Mum. Yeah. And if they don't, you've got that hit-toead-toe Queensland Maroon. track suit you could run in? Absolutely, yeah. I'm going to get that, well, I've got...

Pace, like Billy Slater. Yeah, I think it's... That's due for a wash. She'll be way too fast than that. I'm learning that. It sounds like this is going to happen. I know that we've got some boxes to tick, but it sounds like this is going to happen.

Yeah. There's one thing I want to say to Claudia. Yeah. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bear. These are fighting words, though? Are you talking about yourself, ma'am? Well, I have to cook myself up. Yeah, that was good.

Claudia, you got anything to say? Yeah, what do you got to say? Please go easy on me. Please be going. Oh, listen, Claudia. Can we split the post? Mom. Yeah, yeah.

She's trying to shock you. I'm not going to lie, Mom. If you take down producer Claude in this 100-med race. I reckon she might quit. Yeah. I might have to. That could be the end. I don't know if you ever show her face in public again.

Hey, listen, don't start with the soft talk, not on a mum. because that's all it. It's all over for me then. Yeah, Claudia, don't do that. She'll let you win. And so we'll never know who is truly faster. You or Mama Di. Okay, I want a clean, fair race or no race at all, preferably.

God, your smack talk is awful. Awful. It's so bad. I'm going to put my shoes on and give it my best shot. I might show up. Hey, Di, you better watch out because I'm going to try my hardest. Yeah. and hopefully not injure myself.

You better not blink because I'll be at the other end. See? See, that's how it's dumb. Damn, she's good. Watch this space, everybody. Oh, this race really will stop the nation. Thank you, Dye. Thanks, Mum.

Dead is Franklin. We've just been negotiating the Great Race. Producer Claudia versus Mama Die over 100 metres. Someone's texted and said that I need to be included in the race this time too, but with some kind of handicap. Can you imagine if I also lost to Mama Die? You can run backwards. I'll leave this one to the pros.

Just before we do birthday banger, the world leaders are wishing Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey their best, and our prime minister has just come through with a message for the newly engaged. Oh, what is Chris Luxon said? Taylor and Travis, a big congratulations on this fantastic news. Getting engaged is such an exciting time. Now, I know you might not be thinking this far ahead, but there would be no better place in the world than to have the wedding here in New Zealand or even your honeymoon.

I've got to tell you, New Zealand is a stunning country, and we've got places like Arraki Mount Cook, which offers jaw-dropping alpine views. There's Waitomo caves that light up the dark with thousands of glowworms. Or maybe you fancy cliff diving in Queenstown surrounded by towering mountains and crystal clear lakes. Now we also have, without doubt, the best and the most friendliest people in the world. And I bet you, Travis, you would love to watch some rugby. here too. So we hope to see you both here soon. Congratulations. He didn't mention Hamilton.

He didn't mention Hamilton. We've got Hamilton. You know? Nice try. He's doing the right thing. Outback in Hamilton? She didn't even bring her eras to her here. She's not going to bring her wedding here. You know? Yeah, it's a good point. It's a great point you make. She's not coming.

Yeah. But that is the right thing to do. New Zealand. Yuck! Ew! Never again. Oh, I'd rather go to Perth. I hate that country Disgusting Make them come to me

Beautiful scenery Not for me Let's do your birthday bangers This is where we find out What is the number one song on your 16th birthdays And we'll play our favourite Let's go to Terry first Hi Terry

Hi Terry the Terrible here Terry the Terrible She's back Wait, remind me, Terry the Terrible. What were you up to? Oh, I was locked up. I was restrained. Oh, that's all.

I shouldn't have asked, Terry. Oh, you're the person who guessed handcuffs for the secret sound. Yeah. I did. Your New Zealand's very own 50 shades of grey. Terry, good to have you back, mate. I had you got out of those hands. handcuffs. What is the day to birth?

The 30th of August, 1988. All right, Terry. That means you were 16 in 2004. And on that day, this was number one. I love you. I love you. I love you. Natasha Biddingfield. These words. What do you reckon, Terry? It's pretty good. It's a great one. Pretty good.

It's your birthday this week in Terry. You're busting out the handcuffs? Oh, maybe. Could be something else. Or the whip comes out for the birthday. Betty's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Betty. Hi, Betty.

Tell us, mate, what's your date of birth? Greenlee 2nd, September 76. Right, Betty, that means you were 16 in 1992. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Billy Ray Cyrus That was a global hit, Betty. Did you like it? Yeah, I did it, really loved it.

Who did it? What a bob. Banger, wait there. We got one more birthday banger to do for Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, Melissa. Hi, my guys. What have you been doing today, Mel?

Oh, not much. Just cleaning the house and food shopping. Yeah, I'll hear you. What is your day to birth, Mel? At 22nd of the 12th, 1984. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And back on that exact day, this was at the top. Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dolls out? Who let Terry out? Who let Terry out? What do you reckon? Melissa, do you like your birthday banger? Oh, it's okay. It's fun. A bit of fun.

Wait there. Claudia, this came up a little while ago. I remember that. Do you know of it won when it came up in the last couple of weeks? I'll check for you. Give me one second. Yeah, I feel like it did. Did it or was that lost catch up?

That's definitely won recently. That's definitely won recently. It's not going to, um... I don't think it won. It's not going to... It wasn't going to sway my vote anyway. Really? The Baha Men's not your front runner? No, it was going to be my front runner regardless.

Oh. If it won or not. I was going to vote for it regardless. Well, me too. Yes. Melissa, congratulations. You're the winner of birthday banger today. Thank you.

Can we get a roof, roo, roo, roo, roo. Oh my God, I can't believe you actually did that. You should have asked Terry. She's the one that's going to want to do that. See, good point. Thank you, Melissa. You're a superstar. We appreciate you.

Terry. Can we get a rough-roth? Can you bark us out? Rough, rough. This one's for you, Terry. Still going. From the year 2004, here's a birthday banger from Melissa on Zim.

Zim's Brian Clint. 21-year-old banger for Melissa from the year, oh no, 25 years. My God, that's who let the dogs out from the Baha men, the winner of birthday banger today. Still good. It's like a fine wine. It's aged well. Hey, people were so invested in this race between Claudia and Mama Di, by the way. We just had Mama Di on.

Someone just texted and said, why is it now a 100 metre race? I thought we were doing 200 metres. Yeah, one of the conditions Mama Di has asked for is that it's 100 metres max. Yeah, that's one of her conditions. She said, could we get 80? I mean, I think I'd be good over 80. I think it was the last 20 metres that really let me down. The last 20 metres hurt me too.

I'm not going to lie. You know, she wouldn't be asking for 80 if it wasn't her strong suit too, though. Oh, that's really good. So maybe you need to keep it at 100 and focus your training on that last 20. Maybe her best is after 50 metres, so we should cap it at 50. Okay. Now, that's on even a race. Claudia's like, what about that run walking?

Oh, that sounds fun. I'll wear an outfit from Kathy and Kermen. It's been walking. Anyway, watch this place. People are offering us Eden Park for the race to take place. Oh, my God. Can we get you on the field before the Springbox game next week? 45,000 people there to watch Mumma Dye race producer Claudia.

Can you imagine? Goal post to goalpost. Wow. You know? Claudia, the world stage. Can I wear a mask? They do that thing too Where they get the KFC

They get the colonel And he runs along the advertising bollards On the side of the track I mean, what a time to be alive Can I do it in a mascot costume So there's still some like anonymity That no one knows it's me No way man

It's going to be you in full flight Can't wait We'll put you in one of those Cathy Freeman body suits Oh nobody needs to see that I think that's a great idea More aerosu Aero dynamic Yeah.

Z&M's Brie and Clint podcast. Chris Jenna, how long ago was it that she broke the internet when she released those pictures of herself with her new face? I feel like it was earlier this year. Like May, I believe. She... If you didn't see it, it's one of the most shocking facelifts I've ever seen because of, I guess, because of how good it is.

It's pretty bloody good. Yeah. In terms of not looking like a facelift, that we're all used to. Yes. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So she, essentially the reason why I broke the internet

is because she looked like one of her daughters. Yeah. She's in her 60s, right? She's 69. She's 70 maybe. Wow. Yeah, she's 69, turns 70 in November. Mm-hmm.

And when I say it looked like, it looks. She looks 30. Yeah. Like, not exaggerating. Which is, in my mind, it's equal parts why it's good and why it's bad. It's wild. Yeah. We've talked about on this show before how much the facelift cost.

There's been a lot of numbers thrown around. There was a comedian that speculated, right? She said she has the same plastic surgeon. Yes. And they reckon it was somewhere north of 150,000 US, but some are saying even up to 280,300,000 for everything that she had done. Anyway, she has spoken about it for the first time. in Vogue magazine where they've asked her about it and she said they essentially asked her why did

you have it done and she said I had a facelift about 15 years ago so it was time for a refresh I decided to do this facelift because I wanted to be the best version of myself and that makes me happy she then went on to say just because you get older it doesn't mean you should give up on yourself if you feel comfortable in your skin you want to age gracefully meaning you don't want to do anything then don't do anything but for me this is aging gracefully it's my version oh my god shots fired with the give up on yourself but it's aging artificially that's for sure yeah i found this interesting clip of this plastic surgeon talking on a podcast um we've got some audio of him discussing if that's what the facelift is going to look like forever

or if it was just because it was so fresh? My guess is that she is about two to four months post up. And when you do a lift, everything you lift up, the skin initially is tight, it's a little bit swollen, the wrinkles are smoothed out. If you give it time, things relax, skin stretches. You give it about six months from now, you'll start seeing that she looks a lot like the older Chris

that we know and know and love and less like the version that we saw more recently. Interesting, because how much do we think the facelift cost? I reckon it's somewhere 200-something thousand. The reports on the internet today are $230,000. Yeah. Which I don't know that it's worth it for six months. No, well, I think what he's saying, it's still going to be a facelift,

but it's not going to be as snatched. Snatched. Snatched. Snatched. Like she's got a bulldog clip on the back of her head or something. Yeah. Have you guys? I ask this, but have you guys got that creepy video in your algorithm at the moment?

And it's the Aussie bloke. He's traveled to Vietnam. He's gotten this facelift. And then he's sitting there and it looks like, not to be horrible, it looks crazy. Like his face couldn't be tighter. Right. Okay. Like it's one of the tightest facelifts I've ever seen.

And the surgeon standing there next to him. And it kind of looks like they're forcing him to be like, my facelift has turned out perfectly. I am happy with this. I'm so happy with this. And I'm like, is he all right? No disrespect to the Great Nation of Vietnam, but are they known for their facelifts?

Well, not that I know of. Like turkey for hair transplants. Yeah. And... Vietnam for facelifts? I haven't heard of them being known for it, but maybe they're trying to break into the market. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. That's the goth on the Chris Jenner facelift. Not for me. The facelift? Not for me.

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