ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th February 2023

Episode Date: February 27, 2023

Bare minimum Monday Peach fuzz - yay or nay? Real laughing experiment Are meat sweats real? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint for a Monday. Happy Monday everyone. I am not gonna lie, I'm pretty tired. Mardi Gras. Sydney Mardi Gras. God, it was good. How many days do you reckon The hangover is at age 30? 30. 30-ish.

Ish, yeah. I reckon it's a solid three-dayer. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I agree. Like a big weekend. If you go out for two nights, if you have a big weekend. You pay for it for at least three, maybe three and a half.

Yeah, three after the last one as well. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It's not like two nights out, three days hangover, a sum total of four. Maybe three and a half. Three after the last one as well. Yeah, exactly. It's not like two nights out, three days hangover, a sum total of four. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Five minimum.

Yeah, at the minimum. All right, well, take your magnesium tablets, babe, and we'll get through the show. Let's kick things off right now with a round of Tradiverse Lady. We've got to get this moving. The ladies are up by two. It's been a hot battle all year. Ding dong, in fact. But the ladies have gone ding ding.

It's 16 plays 14 in the Tradie vs Lady arena. If you want to play, you've got to call now 0800 DIAL ZM and we'll see who can take it out this afternoon. Bree and Clint.

It's time for Tradie vs Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. Here we Cleanse. Tradie vs Lady. Here we go back again. Another week, another game of Tradie vs Lady. The ladies picking up a win on Friday which took them to take the lead.

15 wins to the Tradies 14. Let's meet our Tradie first today who's also a lady. They are 26 and she's a twin and so is her dad. Welcome to the show, Lisa. That's cool a lady. They are 26, and she's a twin, and so is her dad. Whoa. Welcome to the show, Lisa. That's cool, Lisa.

Identical or fraternal? Hello? Hello, Lisa. Hello. Hi. Are you a twin? Yes. Yeah.

Identical or fraternal? Fraternal. Ah, and your dad? Fraternal? Identical? No, identical. Whoa, buzzy. Okay, you're taking on our lady today.

They're from Christchurch. They're 21, and they once lived in a flat with 10 girls. Wow. Welcome to the show, Olivia. Olivia. How are you going? Are you okay? Yes, I made it out live.

This is always my first question in these situations. How many bathrooms in the flat? Two. What? So five to a bathroom, yeah. Five to a bathroom. To be honest, I'd probably rather ten girls to two bathrooms than ten guys to two bathrooms.

Yeah, I think that'd be pretty gross. You know that none of those ten guys are cleaning any of those bathrooms. Yeah, but can you imagine the hair that would have been in those bathrooms? You could have made a wig out of it. Okay, Olivia, your buzzer is lady. Lisa, your buzzer is tradie. Whoever gets three answers correct first gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, girls. Question number one. What is the capital of Canada? Is it Ottawa, Banff, or Vancouver? Tradie. Whoa, I'm going to go with Olivia. Ottawa? Yeah, well done.

That is correct. Nice work. That is one to the ladies. Question number two. How many toes do guinea pigs have on their front paws? Trudy. Yes, Lisa. Toes.

I mean, that's a great guess. Olivia, you want to have a guess? Four? It is four. Oh, my God. That's two rock-solid guesses in a row from you, Olivia. And a stab in the dark. Yeah, right.

Can she make it a triple? You need this one here, Lisa, okay? Question number three. What kind of scale is an earthquake measured on? Olivia, lady. Yes, Olivia, for the win. A Richter scale. She's got it.

She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Crushed it, Olivia. Rock solid lady victory this afternoon. Congratulations. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way. Amazing.

Thank you so much. No worries. Very welcome. That takes the ladies to 16 and the tradies to 14. Brie and Clint. Brie, are we having a beer minimum Monday today? Absolutely. Both of us have had an eventful weekend.

We've done a bit. Are you familiar with the concept of a bare minimum monday um yeah what about bare minimum fridays that's a thing too isn't it it doesn't refer to the clothes you wear on a monday either that's not what a bare minimum monday is it's about how much effort you put in take a listen to this after a long holiday weekend you might be tempted to go really hard for the first couple days back to work but but here's why I do the complete opposite. Despite my efforts to remove myself from the hustle culture narrative, I still remember the pressure to make up for the work I missed after a long weekend. I used to assign myself an insurmountable to-do list on Monday morning just to feel like I'm doing enough.

You just had a four-day weekend. You should be ready to hit the ground running on every project, I used to tell myself, even though my weekend was anything but restful. But now, Bare Minimum Monday is my new normal. I only do what absolutely needs to be done for work, and the rest of the day is totally for me, like chores, resting, working on creative projects, moving my body, or honestly, whatever feels good. So the next time you're tempted to put a ton of pressure on yourself, maybe try doing the bare minimum instead.

Bare minimum Mondays. You know, Mondays already suck enough. The first day back from, you know, fun time and then you put all that extra pressure on yourself. No thanks. They say that a bare minimum Monday can help reduce the feelings of overwhelm and make your to-do list more manageable,

obviously, because you take heaps of work off it. They said also that by having an activity planned for Monday that you enjoy, so you do the bare minimum for your job and you go, I'm going to play netball tonight or I'm going to go out for a meal with a friend or something. Yeah.

If you put something in there that you enjoy and look forward to, it can ease what they call the Sunday night scaries. You know that impending sense of doom you get on a Sunday where you're like, oh, I've got another week. I don't know if I can do this. And then it actually increases your productivity because you flow into the week and then Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, boom. You know why?

You're a machine. And that pretty much explains why I have been napping in between songs today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And it also explains why neither of us are wearing pants.

It does. Also for me, I don't know why you're not wearing pants. Airflow. Oh, because it's quite hot. Yeah, it's quite hot. Also, I'm literally wearing the bare minimum. Oh, you got it wrong. It was cover the n quite hot. Also, I'm literally wearing the bare minimum. Oh, you got it wrong. It was cover the nips or cover the bits,

and I went for the nips. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, someone has knocked Kylie Jenner off her top spot of most followed person on Instagram. Who is it?

Oh, my goodness. Selena Gomez is back top spot of most followed person on Instagram. Who is it? Oh, my goodness. Selena Gomez is back to being the most followed person in the world with 381 million followers. What? That is more people than are in America. 381 million people. Now, one day, I decided to – I must have been very bored, real bored, but I decided to research. I was like, what is the deal with Selena Gomez?

Like, why are we obsessed with Selena Gomez? There's lots of incredibly talented, beautiful people in Hollywood. And this was the article that I read. Basically, when she was dating Justin Bieber, right, we actually became very fascinated with her. He was the biggest pop star in the world. He could have had any girl in the whole world and he was obsessed with this girl. And that is when

everyone became so fixated on what is it about her. And then now, if you look at her Instagram, she gives us this beautiful blend of real and then she gives us glamorous and then she gives us charity work. She'll post a photo where she's just woken up. You know what what i mean like yeah every photo it's so real and

so relatable and i think that's why so many people connect with her and that as well as the fascination that we had when she was dating the biggest star in the world she's very she's very much an open book she's gone through a lot of stuff including lupus and mental health battles and she's very open about that stuff but i agree agree with you, Dean. I don't know what the thing is that makes her the most interesting person on Instagram in the entire world. She clearly has something. It's X Factor of some sort. And she's very talented.

Yeah. But yeah, it's so interesting. I don't want to give all the credit to the Biebs. I don't want to give it all to him. No way. She's just famous because of that. She's also fantastic on that show that's very popular at the moment. Only Murderers in the Building.

Yeah, but that's not enough. You're the most followed person in the world. This is a thing. There's no one thing. Yeah, exactly. Just to clarify, it started with Beaver. It started back then. Well, no, it started with Wizards of Waverley Place,

didn't it? I mean, that was huge. It was big. There you go. That's the latest on the new, again, most followed person on Instagram in the world. It's Selena Gomez from Dean McCarthy. He's a Hollywood correspondent.

Bree and Clint. Look, I don't know if this is the right thing for your relationship, but a woman has divided social media after she revealed that she put her boyfriend on a performance improvement plan, a PIP to save their relationship. Right. So she said

it was early in their relationship and they were having quite a lot of issues and she said she wanted to work through the things and I believe they moved in together quite early okay so it's to do with i think stuff around the house bedroom stuff no no i don't well cleaning but you said performance cleaning not not to do with that i don't believe okay uh take a listen uh this is

nadine and uh and about the pip plan for her boyfriend i'm going to share with you guys how it pips my boyfriend in real life. So my boyfriend and I were having a lot of issues in the beginning. So as a last straw, we decided to do like a performance improvement plan. So we had a shared note with daily and weekly tasks he needed to do and a set of things that he needed to work on. For our household chores, we use a Kanban board. Like anything I need done, I just add it onto the Kanban board and he'll get it done.

But if I just tell him, he'll forget about it. We also do weekly retrospectives where we check in with each other at the end of each week to see how we're doing. Oh my god, what's a Kanban board? I have no idea. Probably sounds like Google document or something like that. I think it's like a

Kanban board. Daily chores list maybe? That sounds awful. That sounds like she's sucked. It sounds like he's doing all the improving. It sounds like she's sucked all the fun and spontaneity out of the relationship. Imagine you're hanging out with some friends and you're like, oh shit, I've got to go home. I've got my weekly whip.

Retrospective meeting. I've got a whip with my girlfriend. You're like, oh, you guys are using whips now? No, it's a work in progress meeting. You know? Also, is she so perfect? Is she so perfect?

Kind of like, well, are you involved in this? Because is he giving you improvement tasks? It's important to have open lines of dialogue in a relationship and it's important to tell your partner if they are not doing what you expect of them, but to give them a chores board and then review them weekly.

Did she say how it's gone for their relationship, whether it's improved it or not? Well, she said that it actually really has improved and he actually quite likes it. What does he... But that... But, I mean... Does he like that. What does he... But, I mean... Does he like that stuff?

Because it's like... You know how some guys like that and they go and see like someone who's like, you've been bad. Dominatrix. Well, I wasn't going to say the word, but yeah. Like, I can't think of anything... You naughty boy. You need to stack the dishwasher. God, are these the

meetings you've been having with Ross? I'm having very different ones. I don't know. How's my performance? We'll talk next week in the whip. Going downhill rapidly. We need to talk about something and we need to talk about it now. You're overreacting.

I'm not overreacting. You're overreacting. I'm not at all. And I think you are displaying psychopathic tendencies. The thing that you're talking about isn't a thing. No, it is. It isn't. It is 100% a thing.

And we're going to discuss it right now within the team. And if you want to weigh in, text us to 9696. So I've been sent. No, I want a truly impartial person to sit on this. Okay? Okay, who? It's not Ella. Okay? Because she's not impartial person to sit on this, okay? Okay, who? It's not Ella, okay? Because she's not impartial in this.

She's too fruit-focused. As the show Vegan. That means she has an even better opinion. No, no, no, no, no, no. I want Brooke, okay? I want Brooke to be our impartial person. Fill in producer Brooke. Brooke, are you willing to give your honest opinion

on who's right and who's wrong in this situation? I solemnly swear. Thank you, Brooke. All right, so here's the situation, situation? I solemnly swear. Thank you, Brooke. All right. So here's the situation, guys. I got sent some peaches, right? And? And some razors.

And some face shavers. And some razors. They're microdermabrasion things, okay? All right? Anyway, so on a peach, if you don't know, which you should, there's always a peach fuzz, isn't it? It's like this furry fuzz that's on the peach. Magical.

It's what makes it a peach. That's the only way I know the difference between a peach and a nectarine. Well, I mean, it is the thing that kind of sets it apart from a nectarine. But the thing is, is that I said to Clint, do you want a peach? And he's like, yeah, I'd love a peach. And then I watch Clint grab this peach and it's not washed and he puts it straight to his mouth, fuzz it all, and eats this peach with the fuzz on it. Now, now, now.

What are you doing? I will accept criticism for not rinsing fruit. I will. I will. I know I should have rinsed the fruit because it's fruit. Oh, a lot of fruit I don't rinse. No, exactly right. That fruit, you are washing it, the

fuzz on it. To be clear, you believe that you should wash the fuzz off a peach before you eat it. You wash it and you kind of rub it and the fuzz goes down and it's a lot more enjoyable. I have literally never heard of that. How have you never heard that? I've never heard of that. That is ridiculous.

That is like psycho stuff. So, okay, all right. Let's not get personal, okay? We've got an impartial juror here. Just so we're clear, what Brooke is ruling on right now is whether it's weird to eat a peach without washing the fuzz off.

Yes. Is that right? Okay. And, Brooke, have you got your opinion formed? Yes. Okay. Washing grapes, yes. You wash grapes.

As an apples, a little bit off, wash it. Yeah. But when it comes to a peach? There is no need to wash a peach. What are you talking about? Ella, are you on board with this? I mean, what is going on in here? I get that it feels weird in

your mouth but never have I ever took the fuzz off it. I think this is a you thing. Can I just say you're all wrong because I grew up on a stone fruit farm. You grew up on an apple farm. No we grew stone fruit too. Nectarines and peaches.

And can I just say, the peaches must be washed. And that is coming from someone that has history experience in the stone fruit world. I'm trying to find a fruit world that we can call to corroborate this information. I'm going to Google it. I think this is a you thing. I would love to know what the texts say on this. I would love to know what people think. on this I would love to know what people think Fuzz off before eating

It's so much better I'm keen to try it What I'm saying is it's not a thing Here we go, Google Should you wash your peach fuzz off before eating Peach skin is edible and safe to eat though you should absolutely

the word is absolutely, wash it first. Peaches are very delicate fruits and they are in a crop that is regularly treated with pesticides to protect them. These sit in the peach fuzz and can collect chemicals. There you go. I've just Googled it. It's Brie wrong and it says yes. Screw.

Suck on that. Screw. Suck on your fairy peach. Brie wrong? And it says yes. So, suck on that. Screw. Suck on your fairy peach. Brie and Clint. Is anyone watching Married at First Sight at the moment? No, I've actually actively avoided this season. Yeah, I have too a bit. It's got too, there's too much noise in that show for me.

And it's straight off the belt. Yeah. Like, you know, straight into it. First episode, drama. Love Island, into it. Yeah. Like, you know, straight into it, first episode, drama. Love Island, into it. Yeah. Enjoyable. Feel like it's got a positive message.

Yeah. Maths is just chaos. It's a bit, it's just drama, isn't it? Yeah, it's orchestrated drama. But I'm sure it's watchable and whatever. Oh, it definitely is. I feel like if I watched an episode, I'd probably be like, oh. I'd definitely watch the whole season if I watched one episode.

Yeah. That's why I've actively avoided it. It is that kind of car crash, you can't look away. I saw this article where one of the experts from the show, Mel Schilling, she's the blonde one. Yeah. Has spoken out about certain facial expressions that could be a signal that your partner is considering leaving you. Oh, this is interesting.

And I was like, oh, I want to know what the facial expressions are. Can I guess what one of them is? Yeah. Eye roll? Yes. Yeah. And there's also something called a micro eye roll. Did you know that?

No, but I can see it. Now that you've said it, I can see it. Yeah. Yeah. Did you know that? No, but I can see it. Now that you've said it, I can see it. So she says there's a lot of micro expressions that you should look out for. But the expression she's talking about that she thinks could be a sign your relationship is over, things like huffing.

Oh, yeah. It's like, oh. Yeah. Sarcasm. Yeah. It's like... Yeah. Sarcasm. Yeah. And like when you put your partner down. Oh, that one's not okay. Which is not nice.

The other two, though. Guilty. I'm not considering leaving my wife. Relationships are hard, though. Yeah. Sometimes you need a good huff. She's huffing and puffing at me. I'm huffing and puffing at her sometimes.

You need a huff. Only sometimes. I think a huff is fine every now and then. But what's a marriage without the old huff and puff? I know. She said a mini eye roll could be not good news. My wife maxi eye rolls at me daily. Yeah. The dumb shit that I do. She's like. What would you.

Oh shut up. Yeah. She also said when they mock you. that's not a very nice one. No, that's not okay. That one's not funny. That one's a no. Yeah. And she said also a lack of emotional intimacy. Oh, yeah.

So where you don't talk about your feelings. Oh, I thought more like. No, that's physical. Oh. Jeez, you don't even know what emotional intimacy is. Right. Is that where you talk about it before you do it? Is that...

Are meat sweats a real thing? I think so. Let's discuss, shall we? Is there any science that's... Yeah, kind of. Any studies that have been... I don't know why I end up reading about this shit, but this is what my life is.

The idea that consuming a meat-heavy meal can cause people to sweat has been around for decades. Meat sweats is not a new term, is it? No, it's not. It's been around for a long time. In 2001, Joey Tribbiani ate an entire turkey on Friends. Yeah, that was not healthy. Wiped his forehead and said, here come the meat sweats.

Remember? True, yeah. It's one of the earliest documentations of the meat sweats. Old Spice, the deodorant company. Yep. Put out a meat sweat defence kit. Oh, God. No, thanks.

But are they real? What do you think? I definitely know... You've eaten a lot of meat. Yeah, I do love to chow down on some meat. You've been on multiple steak eating competitions. Oh, I have. And then you guys made me...

Because I said to you that... You bragged about it. I was bragging about it. And I said that I'd eaten a 1.2 kilo tomahawk steak in 30 minutes. Yeah. And then you guys made me do it again, and what was the outcome? Well, you did it. I did it.

And I felt sick for four days. By the way, Ella, can you just make a note that we need to revisit that as well? No. Never, ever again. Greatness is about striving for better. So can you put down 1.3 kilos? Yeah, I'll put it in the sheet. I think it's Clint's turn to give it a go.

What do you want to eat? That's what I'd like to see. Me? Do you want to get the tofu sweats? Tofu? Nah, you know what Clint's going to do? He's going to do the one kilo burrito challenge. Oh, I'd be keen.

Here's the science, I guess. Research suggests that eating protein Does actually raise the body's temperature More than eating carbohydrates or fats And meat is pure protein Right But there is little evidence to suggest That the increase is large enough to cause you to sweat

So your body's core temperature does raise slightly But you shouldn't sweat. Not enough to get sweaty. But if you feel sweaty, then what's that all about? One theory is that you might be warmed more by meals that you enjoy than meals that you don't. There's like a happiness. Yeah, you're not sweating over a salad, are you?

But according to the experts, meat sweats are in fact wrong. Fake. Not real. Well, there you go. Fake news. Well, I just can't wait till scientists really delve in and do a study on sting ring. And is it real? Oh no, it's real. Get a study group together, you know.

Shocker not being a part of that. Pro tip, put your wet wipes in the fridge. Yeah, that's a great tip. Time for Birthday Banger. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, Birthday Banger, you call us up, tell us your birthday and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we'll play one of those songs. Let's start with Bonnie.

Kia ora, Bonnie. G'day with Bonnie. Kia ora, Bonnie. G'day, Bonnie. Kia ora, guys. Can we call you Bonnie? Yeah, you can call me Bonnie. Good. Can we call you Bon Bon? Yeah, absolutely.

Can we call you Bon Dizzle? Yeah, let's work with that. Can we call you Bonnevere? Haven't heard that one before. Nah, too far. I thought I knew we went too far. That's okay. Give us your date of birth.

We'll give you your birthday banger. Bon Bon? It's the 24th of the 3rd, 1999. All right, Bon Dizzle. You were 16 in 2015. And back on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. Oh, banger. What do you reckon about that, Bon Jovi? Oh, it couldn't be more timely with Rihanna. Oh, yeah, banger. What do you reckon about that, Bon Jovi?

Oh, couldn't it be more timely with Rihanna? Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. It's a good one. It slaps. We love it, Bonasaurus Rex. Wait there, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Dan.

Hey, Dan. How you going? Hey, guys. Good, thanks. How's your Monday going, Dan? Oh, Monday's great. I'm house-sitting at the moment, so I've got the air-con cranked up,

the dryer's going, money's out, bench. That's it. Milk that puppy. You know you get to eat everything in the fridge and drink any alcohol you like, eh?

Aye, I'll say you said that when they come home because that's what I intend on doing. That's what happens with house-sitting. Give them Clint's email and he can deal with it. Hey Dan, what's your birthday, mate? We've got 18th of the 8th, 1978.

Alright, that means Dan, let me figure it out. You were 16. What did you say? 1978. Yeah, let's do that. 1994. 1994. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a bit of wet, wet, wet, Dan.

Not sure I was boogieing to that in the clubs, but it's a banger. Well, I hope you weren't boogieing to anything in the clubs when you were 16, Dan. There's nothing to do with the South Island. No, there's nothing to do. Fair enough, Dan. All right, wet, wet, wet for Dan, Dan, Dan. Let's do one more for Ella.

Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hello. How's your Monday going, mate? Pretty good. How's yours? Yeah, it's not too bad. You know, we're here.

We're living the dream. We're queer. Get used to it. Happy Pride. Hey, Ella, what's your birthday, mate? The 9th of September, 2002. All right. That means you were 16 in 2018.

So not all that long ago. Let's see if we remember this one. We can do anything. You put a mind to it. Take it all out. You put a lot through it. Khalid Eastside, Halsey as well on the song. What do you think? Great song, Ella.

Do you like it as your birthday banger? Amazing. I love that song. Oh, you do? Okay, good. I really like that song too. I like it too, but it's not enough to beat Wet, Wet, Wet. You got it.

We do love to get wet on this show. Hey, Dan, guess what? I won because I'm a Christmas carol and a song. Why are you a Christmas carol? Oh, because of Love Actually. Yeah. I just brought you on here to tease you. There's no way Wet, Wet, Wet is going to win.

We're not playing that, Dan. Absolutely not. No way. Bon Dizzle, I reckon you're the winner of Birthday banger. We're not playing that, Dan. Absolutely not. No way. Bon Dizzle, I reckon you're the winner of birthday banger. You agree, Brie? Yeah, I agree. Here we go. I agree. Well done, Bonnie. Thank you.

Brie and Clint, you're on to the end. Brie and Clint. I might get a little drunk I'll say what's on my mind Bree and Clint Bree and Clint, it's the winner of Birthday Banger today, Rihanna in four or five seconds. What a banger. And it's fitting for Monday. Monday morning? Why? It's Monday afternoon.

It's Monday. Anyway, moving on. Hey, I've got something really exciting planned right now. No one in here knows what's going on. No. But, guys. You're on a roaming microphone. You've asked for a special set up.

You've asked for multiple camera angles. Yeah, I'm really excited about this because I saw something online which was this test you can do, this thing that you can do which will reveal your real laugh. Oh, okay. Right? So it's a simple test. I've asked Georgia from the day show to come in, but we're going to test it on everyone to see, you know,

it's a real experiment. Okay. So it's simple. Georgia, are you willing and able? Well, yeah. Okay, great. So I have your consent. I feel like I'm in the exit row on the plane.

Georgia doesn't even know what she's consenting to, but you have her consent. Okay, great. So, Georgia, all I need you to do is come and lay down on your back in front of me. Are you going to stretch me out? No, I'm not going to stretch you out, but I'm going to do something and we're going to see if this actually works.

Okay. So you can do this at home if you're listening. I'm going to explain what we're doing. So Georgia's lying on her back in the studio. And so now I want you to cross your arms over your chest. Perfect. Like that. And all I need you to do is start going ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, like that and just keep going like that. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Now stop. Okay, now when you're ready, start doing that, and we're going to see if we can reveal Georgia's real laugh. I reckon she's a snort lover.

I think so too. Let's see if we can get a snort. Okay, when you're ready, Georgia, go. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I feel the blood rushing to my head. Bree's pushing down on her chest area. That's all I was doing. So you do the ha-ha-ha and then you push down on their chest.

Yeah. Okay, we'll try one more time. Okay, start. Go ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Oh, my God. She's got a 50-year-old Karen smoker laugh. I know.

You laugh like an old smoker. I love it. It's a good laugh. Thank you, Georgia. Now, Clint, it's your turn. Oh, okay. So just come lay down here on your back, and I'm going to give you a good old laugh test,

and we'll see what Clinton Roberts' real laugh sounds like. I have quite a few laughs, so I'm really interested to... Yeah, this is meant to be Roberts' real laugh sounds like. I have quite a few laughs, so I'm really interested to... Yeah, this is meant to be what your real laugh sounds like. All right. Okay, so when you're ready, start going ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. That is his real laugh. No, it's not.

No, it is. No, it's not. Okay, ready? One more time. Ha-ha- ha, ha. That's his real laugh. I've heard it before. That is brilliant. All right, well, we're here.

On the ground you go. Okay. All right, this is Bree's real life. What does a dingo sound like? A dingo? All right, this is Bree's real life. What does a dingo sound like? A dingo? All right, here it goes. When you're ready, just start going, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What did I tell you? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Why does it do that? Let's do one more. I'm going to stand on your chest. Are you ready? Are you ready?

Three, two, one. My hand nearly exploded. Oh, that wasn't fun, that last one. There you go. Don't stand on your friends, everybody. And remember, Brie got all of our consents before she made us make this horrible noise. That was good. Good laughing session, guys.

That was fun. I need to sit down. Me too. Brie and Clint. Clint, I saw this thing online the other day, which is a simple test you can do on yourself to see if you're going to be bald. If you're destined to be bald, they say that this test will let you know.

I don't think I am. Yeah. I don't think I am. This is why I thought we could do it. And anyone that's listening right now can do this test. It's so easy. It's simple. Right. They anyone that's listening right now can do this test. It's so easy. It's simple. Right.

They say that apparently on your hand, if your index finger, so your pointer finger, Yeah. is longer than your ring finger, Yeah. you're destined to be bald. I'm a hairy mother effer, everybody. I have a longer ring finger than my index finger. Yeah, that's what they say you want.

Really? That's the indicator? Yeah, if your index finger, your pointer finger, is longer than your ring finger, you're destined to be bald. And, well, I thought... We need a bald man. We need a bald guy. And, I mean, the closest bald guy I know to us is Fletch.

Welcome to the show, ZM's premier bald man. Hi, Fletch. I mean, Vaughan would argue he's the premier bald guy. know to us. He's Fletch. Welcome to the show. ZM's premier bald man. Hi, Fletch. I mean, Vaughn would argue he's the premier bald guy. No, no, no. Too much hair on his actual head. Yeah. You know, even though it's not on top, it's on the bottom. He's got a lot of hair.

He's still got a hairy head. It's true. You are our baldy McBald face. So congratulations. Thank you. I'm looking at my fingers and yeah, mine's definitely maybe like four, five,

like nearly a centimetre longer. You're shitting me. That's real. Am I bald? Am I bald? Oh my God. If you're not, you're going to go bald.

Your index finger is a few millimetres longer than your ring finger. That's what you're saying. Yeah, like maybe four. Wow. Wow.

Five, yeah. That's the indicator, Fletch. Okay, science. We can't argue with that. No, there's a bit of data missing from this study too, and we're hoping you could join the dots. What does it do for pubes?

Still out of control. I've used to trim them. So, I mean, yeah, I don't know if that's a thing. Yeah, okay. What about shoe size? Or, you know, like when you hold out your thumb and your first finger? Oh, remember that at school was meant to say how big your willy was? The distance between the end of your thumb and your index finger

when you make the L or the finger gun, that's meant to be the size of your wanger. That's right. And the size from your wrist to your elbow is how big your foot is. Yeah. That one's actually true. Yeah. That's right. And the size from your wrist to your elbow is how big your foot is. Yeah. That one's actually true. Yeah. That one is true, yeah.

And your hands fully outstretched, your wingspan, that's your height. That's how tall you are. Yeah. And if you put jeans around your neck, that will tell you whether they'll fit your waist or not. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, just science. We're all about science on our show. Should we do a quick test? Fletch, who do you think's got a bigger wanger, Bree or I? We'll measure our finger guns. Oh, Bree, I reckon. Bree, all right.

Bree, hold it up. Oh, I do. Damn it. I definitely do. Damn it. At least two inches bigger. There you go. BDE.

You've got big wang energy. Yeah, big wang energy. All right, that is Zidium's Premier Boardman, Carl Fletcher Thanks so much man Thanks Fletch Someone who has worked in the aviation industry for a long time

has spoken out about what is the most commonly stolen item off planes The peanuts I was going to say the air hosties heart. Yep, that is up there. It is up there.

But no, apparently and this is quite concerning, can I say? Oh, I know what it is. I know what it is. The most common thing for passengers to try and grab as a souvenir. Life jacket. Life jacket. I knew it. Why are you doing that, people?

I remember when the Sevens were a big thing in Wellington here in New Zealand. Yeah. And everybody, everybody went to the Sevens and people dressed up. And the costumes were great. I remember Jetstar had to issue a message asking people to stop stealing the life jackets from under the seats and using them as part of their costumes? Because, well, because they need them,

obviously. Because they're a survival device? Yeah. Yeah. Do you think that, I'm sure they do, I'm not suggesting that they don't, but do you think someone goes around after every flight and checks that the life jackets are still there? I don't know. Have you ever reached under your seat to check if yours is there?

No. I have from time to time. I'm too scared I'm going to touch something. Have you never felt down there and felt it? Nah, because I already feel like a plane's icky. Oh, yeah, right. So I don't want to put my hands under the seat. Probably the cleanest bit down there.

Yeah, probably. So this woman was saying that one of the most common reasons people take it is one, for a souvenir. Yeah. But two, they sell them on eBay. Yeah. And I had a look on eBay because I was like, I wonder if there's any on there at the moment. There is. Okay.

People are asking between $150 and $200. Really? For a life jacket from a plane. I wonder if that's cheaper than an inflatable, like an auto- For a life jacket from a plane. I wonder if that's cheaper than an inflatable, like an auto-inflating life jacket you put on your boat. You know? Yeah.

Is that why you have them? Because they're collapsed right down and then... It's true. It's got that whistle. They would be real collapsed. I went on a date with this guy once. I've just remembered it as we're sitting here talking. Yeah. He was inflatable.

No. No. I asked Yeah. He was inflatable. No. No. I asked him. I was like, I can't remember the question I asked. I think it was, do you have a hobby or do you, I can't remember, you know, basic date question. And he told me that he was a collector and his biggest collection was the safety cards from different planes he's been on.

How many more dates did that guy get? Yeah, that was the safety cards from different planes he's been on. How many more dates did that guy get? Yeah, that was the only date. Nothing to do with that, not related. Coincidentally, Bree then took a flight as far away from that man as she possibly could. Bree and Clint. This might be good for anyone who's thinking about getting a tattoo or even just another tattoo

and you're trying to decide on the spot to get it. Because this might help you. Inner thigh. What are you going to get? A net. I was going to say something really bad. Yeah, I'm going to move right along. Don't know why I asked.

I don't know why you asked either. It's a very intimate Yeah, I'm going to move right along. Don't know why I asked. I don't know why you asked either. It's a very intimate tattoo that I'm getting on my inner thigh. Well, you're the one that said inner thigh. It's a snake crawling down my leg. Jeez. Biting an apple. A tattoo artist has shared the best tattoo spots for first timers if you want to avoid the worst pain.

This is quite interesting. So he kicked it off with places he thinks are the least painful. Yeah. And then he's rated them all out of 10. Okay, go on. So the first one is the spine. Spine is least painful. Rated it a three out of 10.

Really? So one of the better spots. Lots of people get it on the top of their spine, don't they? Just above their T-shirt line. I would say that would have been painful. I would have thought so. It would vibrate all the way into your skull. Yeah, side of the neck.

Oh, yeah. I was actually thinking about getting a neck tat. Were you? Well, here you go. 3 out of 10, he says. I was going to say family. Yeah, cool, man. It's going to say la familia.

It'll go well with that snake tattoo you're planning to get. The front bicep, which is like. On the outside of it. Oh, on the meaty bit. I think it's like when the forwards. Like when you squeeze your bicep, it's the top part. Ella just got that one. Didn't you, Ella?

This one? Yeah. That's the inner bicep. Oh, the inner. Oh, that's inner. Top. See my guns? Right here. Yeah. Yeah, you can see it, eh? Yeah, I's the inner bicep. Oh, the inner. Oh, that's inner. Top. See, my gun's right here. Yeah.

Yeah, you can see it, eh? Yeah, I can see those. Damn. Thank you. You got a license for those things? Nah, bro. Illegal. Those, but you got a safety on, G?

Nah. Nah, G. No seatbelt. Looks like a small revolver to me. No, not a seatbelt. That's not a gun. It's not a gun thing. No.

Okay, sorry. I was just, yep. That's a safety thing. The front bicep, five out of ten. The shin, which I would have thought painful, five out of ten. Okay. And then he moves on to the more painful parts of the body. See, I would have thought the meaty bottom, like a butt cheek,

would have been the least painful. No, apparently butt cheek hurts. Really? Yeah. Okay. Because it's quite sensitive. The knee, he says, is a six out of ten. Lower back is a seven out of ten.

That's such a popular, well, was such a popular place to get it. Yeah, I reckon it would hurt like crap. Okay. The wrist is an eight out of ten. Oh, yeah. And the inside of the bicep, so that's where Ella, you've got it, eight out of ten. Yeah, that hurt.

Did it hurt? Yes. I understand how Ella is so scared of needles and blood. Ella, you've got it. Eight out of ten. Yeah, that hurt. Did it hurt? Yes. I understand how Ella is so scared of needles and blood, but she's covered in tats. Yeah, that's fine. So the needle bit is fine. It's just the sight of the blood.

Yeah. Yeah, buzzy. Okay. Sorry, I'm getting a phone call. Finally, he ranks the most painful parts to stay away from. Yeah. The calf. Okay. Nine out of ten, away from. Yeah. The calf. Okay.

Nine out of ten, he says. People love a calf tattoo. Nine out of ten for pain. The inside of the wrist, so I'm assuming this part, you know. Yeah. Which is quite sensitive. Nine or a ten out of ten. Wow.

A lot of people get tattoos there. So is that the most painful? Well, no, because some of them got 10 out of 10. Oh, okay. Like a flat 10 out of 10. Right. Knee, 10 out of 10. Yeah.

Which makes sense. Cool knee tat. Sternum. Yeah. Which Rhianna's got a big sternum. And hairy. Yeah. I want one. Yeah.

They reckon it hurts and it vibrates through your rib cage. Cool. So it's not ideal. I want one. They reckon it hurts and it vibrates through your ribcage. Cool. So it's not ideal. And then he said one of the worst spots in terms of pain to get a tattoo. And he gives it a whopping 15 out of 10 for pain. Areola. Yeah, the nipple.

Sorry, no, I cut you off. No, I actually thought it would be. Your fingers. Oh. Remember that millennial trend in the, like, 2010? The moustache. Where you've got a moustache tattooed on the inside of your finger? What about...

Damn, turns out those people were tough as nails. Yeah, they were hardcore, man. That's it, everybody. That's the end of the show. What do you think the all part stands for? Boots and all. Yeah. Like, boots.

Boots. Socks. Going in, boots and all. Yeah. Like boots. Boots. Socks. Going in, boots and all. Yeah. Must mean fully clothed. It must come from like, you're just jumping straight in. She's going swimming and she's jumping in, boots and all. Yeah, she's not mucking around.

I'm just going to get in there, boots and all. I see, I get it now. Do you reckon? Yeah, could be. So it means pants, undies, socks. Bra. Hat. Hat.

Cowboy hat. Maybe backpack if. Bruh. Hat. Hat. Cowboy hat. Maybe backpack if you wear one. Yeah. iPhone. It's not really a cowboy accessory, is it? But, you know. Is it, like, can you jump into, if you get pushed into a pool these days, is your phone okay? Mine is, yeah.

Is mine? Should we do that? Have you got a glass of water? No, no, no, no, no, no. We've done this before. iPhone 12. You did it with your phone and I was like, why did you do that? I'm just Googling.

Samsung were like, that video when you dropped your thing in the jug of water? Genius. Thank you so much for that. It went viral. Yeah, it did. Yeah, because I was like, what are you doing? Hashtag not sponsored. Oh, here you go. I think my phone is an iPhone 12 Pro. Yeah, it did. Yeah, because I was like what are you doing? Hashtag not sponsored. Oh, here you go.

I think my phone is an iPhone 12 Pro. Yeah. It's water resistant. I'm so glad you did. Live a little. Nah. Live a little. Nah. Have a great night everybody. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Celebrity Treasure Island. Fans vs Babes. Back tonight. Third to last episode. 7.30.

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