ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th February 2024

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody. You didn't tell me you were going to leave your photo shoot makeup on. You know what? I would have left mine on if I'd known that you were going to leave your photo shoot makeup on. Well normally you do, so I assumed that you were going to. You gave me the wipes. You gave me the makeup wipes to take mine off. This is a set-up. I did not.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Ella, Ella, get a set-up shot. I want you to get a shot of Bree. Will you look at that camera, Bree? Nip, nugget, tight on me. Just normal lint. To be honest, I feel like I have... I look like I've been dragged backwards through a bush. I feel like I've been painted for through a bush I feel like I've been
Starting point is 00:00:45 painted for the back row what does that mean? like I'm wearing enough makeup so the back row can see it oh I see yeah
Starting point is 00:00:54 that's a good saying which is what is that a theatre term? it's a RuPaul's drag race term oh there you go yeah it's um but that's what
Starting point is 00:01:01 like photoshoot makeup is anyway we've had a photoshoot if you didn't know we've had a photoshoot don't ask us't know, we've had a photo shoot. Don't ask us about it. We don't like talking about it. Did we nail it?
Starting point is 00:01:10 Yes, but we don't want to talk about it, okay? We're just normal, regular people. Who just happened to spend an hour and a half in hair and makeup today and then have our photo taken for two hours. How long were you in hair and makeup? About three minutes. But I apportioned 30 minutes for it. And then she goes...
Starting point is 00:01:30 You're done. You're done. Imagine if you sat down and they went, we're going to need an hour and a half. Because as I'm getting older, the makeup and hair seem to be getting longer. The panel meters are coming in. All right, let's have a bit of fun. Let's get going on the show with Tradie versus Lady. and hair seem to be getting longer. The panel meters are coming in.
Starting point is 00:01:46 All right, let's have a bit of fun. Let's get going on the show with Tradie versus Lady. If you're keen to win $50 cash thanks to KFC, you should call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Where you at? Where you at? Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The tradies are pulling away.
Starting point is 00:02:09 They are on 15 wins for the year. The lady's not too far behind. They're on 12. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Otaki. She is 29 years old and she's studying te reo Maori. Please welcome to the show, it's Riani. Hi, Riani.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Hello. Do you want to test out some on us? Oh, what's that, cheerio? Yeah. So what is kai? Food. Food. There we go.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Wait, wait, wait. We're meant to be asking the questions. We're meant to be asking the questions here. Yeah, what's stomach or belly? Puku. Yay! Oh, you're passing with flying colours. I think I won.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Yeah, you did. You win. You win that part, but you've still got to beat our tradie. He's from Palmy. He's 25, and he ties his shoes with one hand. What? What a flex. Welcome to the show, Jacob.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Hello. G'day, Jacob. Can I check, Jacob? Is that because you're still wearing Velcro shoes like a toddler? It is. Yeah. Nice, Jacob. Yeah. Nice, Jacob. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Better living, everyone. Better living. Jacob, your buzzer is tradie. Riany, your buzzer is lady. First person to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Thanks to our friends at KFC. Here we go. Question number one.
Starting point is 00:03:19 What is the most common eye colour in humans? Lady. Yes, Riany. Is it humans? Lady. Yes, Riani. Is it brown? It is brown. Nice work. Then I think the next one is blue and the least common is green or hazel. There you go.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Question number two, one to the ladies so far. Where does the Pope live? Lady. Yes, Riani. Vatican City? Gosh, she's all over it. We also would have accepted Rome. Rome is the wider area.
Starting point is 00:03:49 That would have been fine too. Yes. Two to the ladies. You need this one, Jacob, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady. Yes, Jacob.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Get in there. Drake. It is, of course, Drake. Some call him the rap god. Two to the ladies. He got called that for a while. Isn't Eminem rap god? I feel like Drake got called that for a while.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Oh, okay. Maybe I'm confused. Because Eminem's got that song called Rap God. Yeah, but that's him calling himself the rap god. Yeah, right. Okay. All right, all right, all right. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:04:22 When a gas changes into a liquid, what is that called? Bit of science for you, bit of chemistry. Happens in a shower. Yeah, Riani. Is it evaporation? No, great guess, though. That's a great guess. Jacob, you want to guess?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Is it... I was just going to say fermentation or something. Yeah, no, it isn't. I mean, you're on the right track. It's kind of. It's to be an Asian. Yeah, it's condensation. Condensation.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yeah, you're both kind of close. All right, no points there for anyone. Still two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. When held to an ultraviolet ray, which animal's urine glows? Is it a goat, a dog or a cat? Grady. That's Jacob.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Goat. No, not a goat. Not a goat. Riani? Riani, what do you reckon? Is it a cat? Did you say cat? She's got it.
Starting point is 00:05:15 It's a cat. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady. Come on. Great way to find cat pee around your house. Well done, Riani. We got 50 bucks thanks to KFC coming your way.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Thank you. Nice work, Riani. Way to put the ladies back in the hunt. Yeah. Girls are on. Bree and Clint, next on the show, we're going to ask you a question. How much did your hobby cost your parents growing up and do you still do it?
Starting point is 00:05:48 There's an article on the New Zealand Herald today where they're looking at the cheapest and most expensive sports to be a part of. Skiing. Which is important for snowboarding. Yeah, true. They didn't cover those. Only rich families are going on skiing
Starting point is 00:06:04 holidays. Yeah. My family, I didn't cover those. Only rich families are going on skiing holidays. Yeah. Like my family. Yeah. Like I didn't see snow till I was 27. Yeah, right. Like we were never going to the snow. That's not covered in this list, but totally right.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Anything that involves like a major admission fee every time you want to go and do the sport. I think it's also a lot of gear as well. Like skiing or snowboarding, there's so much gear. Yeah. And then there's like skis and boots and stuff too. Yeah, exactly. Powder. Let's start at the cheapest, cheapest sports.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Cheapest sports? Rugby, soccer, netball. All you need, shoes or boots and a mouth guard. Jockstrap. And a cup. No, you don't need a cup for any of those sports. Cricket would be up a level because you need quite a lot of gear. Cricket is a level up because you've got to get whites, shoes, hat, bat, pads,
Starting point is 00:06:58 box, gloves, helmet. A lot of stuff. Gear bag. And then as a parent, you need the chair to sit in. My kids will never, ever be setting foot on a cricket field. Cricket's a great sport. It is the worst. It's the best.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I don't want to be a parent. It's bad enough to go sit out for an hour and a half and watch kids play sport. Imagine going out to a cricket game and you're there all day. You don't need to do jack though. You just sit there. And they drop the ball constantly. God, it'd be so frustrating. Never.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Never in a million years. From there it goes up. Golf. Expensive. Clubs. Golf fees. Even just like golf memberships and stuff would be through the roof. I think tennis is similar.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Tennis would be pretty expensive. Unless you've got local courts or something. Unless it's just like fun, not like serious. Cycling. Whose kids are getting into cycling? Because you have to have a good bike. If you're going to enjoy cycling. Just go on the BMX.
Starting point is 00:07:59 You have to have a good bike. If your kids are going to enjoy their sport, they have to have a good bike. Nah, just get them a cheap one. But nothing and nothing compares to any sport that involves a horse. As soon as you enter the horse, excuse the pun, arena, I'm talking equestrian, show jumping, cross country. Even just riding a horse as a hobby. As expensive AF. And the Simps just riding a horse as a hobby. As expensive AF.
Starting point is 00:08:27 And The Simpsons had a lot to answer for. Lisa's obsession with horses would have got so many little kids into going, I want to be into horses. We had horses as a kid. But you lived on a farm. We lived on a farm so we didn't have to pay for them to be in a stable and all that stuff. And my parents bought the real cheap ponies
Starting point is 00:08:44 and they bucked us off quite a few times and then we didn't want to ride the vehicle. Yeah, that's good resilience. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Builds character. I thought this afternoon we could ask, how much did your parents spend on your hobby when you were growing up and do you still do it? Or was it effectively a waste of money? My parents spent so much money on just sport.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Yeah. Like so much. I played every sport under the sun and because we lived rurally, just the travel, the cost of that. I remember because my dad was an apple farmer,
Starting point is 00:09:17 I'd be selling apples on the side of the road to pay for my sporting trips. Oh, really? Yeah. Bootleg apples off Dad's farm. No, they were nice ones. Yeah, no GST being paid on those though. But we just bypassed the supermarket
Starting point is 00:09:28 so we could get all the money for ourselves. I had five years of guitar lessons and I can't play the guitar. Yeah. At all. At all. Like not one note. No, I got a guitar and lessons, weekly lessons. I feel like everyone has that story but just the instrument. At least you chose a good instrument. I chose
Starting point is 00:09:43 the saxophone. Five years and it sounded like a dying cat. 0800 dials at M. Well, you can text your stories into 9696 as well. We want to know this afternoon, how much did your parents spend on your hobby? That thing that you said you really want to do, Mum. I really want to do this.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Oh, really, really. We'll get into it and I'll stick to it. And do you still do it? Did you stick with it? 0800 dials at M. Text 9696 and we'll get you on. Bree and Clint. How much money did your parents spend on your hobby growing up? And do you still do it?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Was it money well spent? Have you carried that into the future? Are you now a concert pianist? Are you now a world-class kayaker? Do you own an entire stable full of horses? Or did you chuck it in as soon as you went to uni and started drinking? Big waste of money.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. Let's go to Bella on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi. Hello. What was your hobby that your parents paid a lot of money for, Bella? It was netball.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Okay. Okay. How did they spend much money on netball? Oh, hundreds and thousands. Hundreds and thousands of dollars on netball? Were you quite good and did you need money to go on a lot of trips, Bella? Yes, I've been playing since I was like four or five years old, up until like year 13. Okay, and how old are you now?
Starting point is 00:11:01 I'm 19 now. Okay, so you're one year out of school. Here comes the big question. Are you still playing netball? No. She's pivoted. She has pivoted. In a new direction.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Why did you chuck it in? They spent so much money on it. Well, we had the opportunity, my team, because I was the best goalie player in my entire team, and we had the opportunity to go and train with the Silver Ferns and possibly get recruited and they did
Starting point is 00:11:33 three people from our team and I was the first pick and so I could have possibly been playing with them right now and I decided, nah I'll probably not be good enough so I quit the next day. What the hell did they try and make you play wing defence
Starting point is 00:11:50 did they? No, they said I was going to play goal D I just felt nah, I probably won't be good enough, they probably won't get me Oh well, I'm sure you'll be good at something else I'm sure. Yeah, there's always another opportunity to play for the Silver Firm. I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah, there's always another opportunity to play for the Silver
Starting point is 00:12:06 Ferns. I'm sure you'll be as good as that. Yeah. Something else. Hey, there's a text that came through. This one's quite an interesting one. They said competitive water skiing. Oh yeah, that would be cheap. So expensive and we did it when petrol was 99 cents a litre to fill a
Starting point is 00:12:21 boat. The best water ski boat competitively is $750,000 to $900,000. Now that's an expensive hobby. That's more expensive than the horse. Than the horse. Let's ask Kim what yours was. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Hi, how are you? We're good. What was your expensive hobby that your parents spend a whole lot of money on? Yeah, sure. I used to do competitive dancing for rock and roll and highland dancing. Okay. Interesting mix. It is an interesting mix.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I started off as rock and roll at age five and then eventually went into highland dancing as I grew up. Okay. And so obviously for highland dancing, especially for all different outfits, for all different dances like the Highland jig and Highland fling and the Sailor's Horn fight, as you can imagine, they accumulated about between $300 to $900 outfits each. Yeah. And then with rock and roll as well, as well as travelling all around New Zealand. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:13:23 As well as hairspray on top of that. You would have used a tonne. A lot of hairspray, a lot of makeup. Okay, okay. Big question then, Kim. Are you still dancing? No. Who's your friend in the background that's whistling?
Starting point is 00:13:39 Oh, I've got a rainbow lorikeet. Oh, can we say hello to the lorikeet? Yeah, sure. Say hello. Hello. No, you're just shy. No, you're shy. No, that's okay, Kim.
Starting point is 00:13:53 See you later. This is another interesting one. They said, I used to do clay target shooting as a sport during high school. Would cost between $150 to $200 per session for the ammo, clay targets and maintenance. Did that fortnightly, so it cost a lot of money for my parents, plus membership for the clubs. Thankfully, I won quite a bit, so it wasn't fully a waste of time. Still do it now as a student at university, which basically is my part-time job. Yeah, I love that. That's worked out well.
Starting point is 00:14:24 That's a cool hobby. A lot of the time your parents are just happy that you're doing something. Yeah. You know, they're just happy that you're interested in something. Henri is here. Hi, Henri. Hi, Henri. Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:14:33 How's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, Mae, what was your hobby? So my parents supported me in my lacrosse. So lacrosse isn't a funded sport in New Zealand. No. lacrosse. So lacrosse isn't a funded sport in New Zealand and to play internationally you have to travel and go to world champs. Do you take your horse when you go? So that's pole lacrosse.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Sorry Henri, clearly I'm not well cultured. That's okay. Lacrosse is yeah You've got a stick And you're pretty much running It's like It's like NFL with a stick right Yeah kind of
Starting point is 00:15:12 Kind of It's yeah It's more like hockey I would say Like the game layout But you wear pads and stuff Not a huge opportunity To go much further in that sport
Starting point is 00:15:20 In New Zealand is there No exactly And so a lot of people Get recruited to go play In colleges and stuff But for us in New Zealand, is there? No, exactly. And so a lot of people get recruited to go play in colleges and stuff. But for us in New Zealand, that just want to, you know, represent our country. I went over to the New Zealand,
Starting point is 00:15:32 the under-19 world champs over in Canada in 2019. Not cheap, not cheap. No, no. Okay, all right, big question. Are you still playing lacrosse? Yes. Oh, you are? Yeah! And she also plays polo cross as well,
Starting point is 00:15:50 which is even more expensive. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Thank you, Henri. Thanks, Henri. On the horse topic, someone texted and they said, horse girl here, my parents constantly reminded me that we could have lived in a mansion if my sister and I didn't ride horses. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:16:06 They're probably 100% truthful about that as well. My sister would always hound me because I played so many sports and we spent a lot of money on my sport. Yeah. And she'd always be like, thanks to you, we don't have nice things because mum and dad spend all the money on your sport. And then I'd just come back with her, well, you had braces and I didn't, so it evens out.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, what is going on with this story involving Taylor Swift's dad and allegedly pumping, punching a member of the paparazzi?
Starting point is 00:16:42 Yeah, so let me set the scene for you, okay? Taylor Swift's obviously in Australia. The entire country has stopped. It's come to a standstill. Taylor and her dad were getting off the luxury yacht at 2.30 a.m. in the morning, okay? They're getting off the yacht. Taylor, her dad, and they're having a party on the yacht,
Starting point is 00:16:56 as you do. And apparently, according to the paparazzi, Taylor's dad charged at him, okay? Yeah. And was forceful with the photographer. Now, and that is what he's now obviously, you know, filed a assault claim. The thing is, and obviously I wasn't there, I haven't seen photos or anything, but, like, it's dark, 2.30 in the morning, trying to get off the yacht.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yeah. I don't know. Protecting his daughter. Oh, 100%. I mean, it's been a circus. It has been a frenzy. Everywhere she goes, go online, it's been a circus. It has been a frenzy. Everywhere she goes, go online, everyone, have a look. When she went to a restaurant with Sabrina Carpenter the other day,
Starting point is 00:17:31 chaos, chaos. They closed the street. There's fans everywhere. And they're trying to get her to the car. It's a heightened experience. It's super dangerous and scary. I don't know if these people are crazy. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:42 So I don't know. I wasn't there, but I just feel like... You'd want to see the footage, eh? You'd want to see the footage, because if they intentionally put themselves in his way so that there's a body contact and they can say, you charged me. You charged me, then that's a whole story in itself, and they don't have the best
Starting point is 00:17:58 reputation in the world, the paparazzi, when it comes to big, big, big stars like this, do they? I don't know if I'd believe the pap over Taylor Swift's dad. And to be honest, most Taylor Swift fans would go, he probably had good reason. If he did punch him, he probably had good reason. Probably.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Probably. Dean, what's the go? Do you guys know, I read somewhere, because Taylor Swift's parents, they got divorced, but then I read somewhere that they had rekindled the relationship. That's a great question. I knew they were not together, and now they're always together. Like, I feel like the dad, obviously, is a part of the management team.
Starting point is 00:18:40 We know that. But I didn't know that they were, like, back as a couple. I've heard that as well, Brie. I don't know the story. I didn't know that they were back as a couple. I've heard that as well, Brie. I don't know the story. I actually have no idea, but all I know is that they are certainly together a lot because they're all going on the tour with her. They've got a common cause, don't they?
Starting point is 00:18:54 Money. I mean, their daughter. Managing the biggest star in the world who just happens to be their daughter. And money. That's the latest. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Let's talk records because there's a model that could be breaking a record for having some of the biggest and largest breast implants in the world. Oh, okay. These are big. I've got to admit, whenever i went to the library as a teenager that was the first page in the guinness book of world records book that i flipped to the lady i'm surprised you could even turn the page on that
Starting point is 00:19:32 uh a woman by the name of sabrina boing boing i believe she's changed changed her name sabrina boing boing you don't reckon that's birth name? I don't know if that's her birth name. But Sabrina is worried that she will no longer be able to clap her hands. I'll get wrecked. Really? After having six litres of silicone inserted into her breasts. That's ridiculous. Six litres.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Just for... That's a lot of litres. Just for... That's a lot of silicone. Research purposes. Do we have a photo of this? There might be a photo. Six litres. To be honest, like, upon looking at the photo, they look big, but, like, I've seen bigger.
Starting point is 00:20:19 I feel like you need more than six litres to prevent you being able to clap your hands. Yeah. Like, you couldn't drive. She's going to have some back problems. I believe that she does. But she loves it. Makes her happy.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Well, good for her. And she said she's been on a lifelong quest to have the biggest breast implants in the world. Ms Boing Boing, whatever makes you happy. Whatever makes you happy. Do we have a size on them? Do we have a size reading? It doesn't say on the article. I'm sure if you follow Sabrina on TikTok,
Starting point is 00:20:52 at Sabrina boing boing official, she would probably discuss what size her implants are. Yeah. Do you reckon she can get her bras from the Bendon outlet store? Absolutely not. They'd be custom made for sure. Can she get the cheapies from Kmart? No way.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Where would she go? She'd have to get them custom made. Really? Well, there might be a website because, and they would cost a fortune. Yeah. Like bras already cost a fortune and then imagine, you're buying bigger, more material. That'd be so expensive. And to be fair, if your goal is to have the biggest in the world,
Starting point is 00:21:31 there wouldn't be a bra made for that. You know what I... There wouldn't be a size off the shelf. No, there's not because no one has them. No one has them. What I think about is if you're having that much silicone put into your chest, it's obviously your areola and nipple, it's not going to be in proportion. Are they making the areola nipple bigger?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Like you can't customise that, can you? The amount of pressure on those things too. Because I feel like that would hang forward and then – It'd look like a tiny little pimple on those boobs. And she'd be like, yeah, this is my original areola and nipple. Unless she had really big areolas and nipples and she's had them increased so that it is in proportion. Well, that would have worked out well.
Starting point is 00:22:16 But I don't know. It's quite interesting. Yeah. I thought we could ask, and we've done this before on our show, where I want to give the big-titted lasses an opportunity, a platform, if you will. A shelf. A shelf to let us know if you reckon you believe you had,
Starting point is 00:22:38 and I say had because you might have had a reduction, or have a very, very large pair of boobs. Yeah. And what kind of problems does it cause? How much are bras? How much are bras? If you're rocking a double G size boob, how much are the bras? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Can we break a radio record this afternoon? Yeah. By having the biggest pair on air. And you could have had them and had a reduction or you still currently have them. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. It's a safe space here. What's the question?
Starting point is 00:23:12 How big are they? Man, this is a weird job, eh? Good job. Giving people a platform. You have asked the question this afternoon, how big are or were yours? And Shona's caught up. Hi, Shona.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Hi, Shona. Afternoon. Afternoon. Now, you're what I like to call in my category a bigger titted lass. And how big are we talking? I'm an F cup. F. Okay, so wait.
Starting point is 00:23:42 A, B, C, D, E, F. Okay, yes. But not double F,. F. Okay, so wait. A, B, C, D, E, F. Okay, yes, but not double F, just F. At last measurement I was an F. Shona, what's it like obviously it's quite difficult because they're quite
Starting point is 00:24:00 heavy and they give you all kinds of problems or I could be wrong. The best thing, so have you ever seen the TikTok videos where the husband comes in or the dad of the baby comes in and lifts up the pregnant woman's stomach? Yeah. My partner does that to my boobs and it is like the best thing
Starting point is 00:24:18 ever. When you get home from work, you're just like, hey, can you lift these up for a bit? That's a good partner right there. Yeah. It is so much pressure off the back and everything. When you get home from work, you're just like, hey, can you lift these up for a bit? That's a good partner right there. Yeah. Yeah. It is so much pressure off the back and everything.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah. Are you like me when you fake tan? Well, I don't know if you fake tan. I have to lift my boobs up so they can get underneath. I don't fake tan, but yeah, I would have to. Yeah. Like, even when I go get one, like a spray tan, she's like, do you want to lift them up for me? I'm like, all right.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah, I would be at that. And what's even better is I have a whole chest piece on my chest. Oh, yeah. Tattooed on there. Oh, cool, I love that. And would you ever change them? Would you ever get a reduction? I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Yeah, right. But, I mean, it does cost a lot of money. If someone from the itty-bitty titty community was like, hi, yes, have them. Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Well, thanks for the call, Shona. We appreciate your honesty.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Thanks for the insight. We've had a text from someone who said, I had 12 Gs and I had to have a surgery to have them reduced. Of course you A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Yeah, jeez. I'm a 16J cup and I have all sorts of issues. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. Oh, jeez.
Starting point is 00:25:32 H, I, J. What about this? A girl I went to uni with, I've never heard of this before, a girl I went to uni with had N cup breasts. When she had a baby, her boobs became even more enormous and the nurse gave her breakfast tray tables to put them on so she wouldn't smother
Starting point is 00:25:50 the baby. Oh my god. That poor woman. See, that that's not fair, is it? A breast reduction surgery is not subsidised, but it is for gastric surgery. Oh, okay. That is absolute BS if you ask me.
Starting point is 00:26:06 It 100% should be subsidised. Let's go to this anonymous caller. I know $800 at him. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, mate, how big are yours? I'm sitting around a 12H at the moment.
Starting point is 00:26:21 A 12H. So A, B, C. Oh, sorry, this is the only way I can figure it out. No, it's actually helpful. A, B, C. Sorry, this is the only way I can figure it out. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. Yeah. Wow. And anonymous, how long, like when do you reckon they got to
Starting point is 00:26:35 the size that they are? Like from a young age? Probably early 20s. I've always been around like an FG. Okay. And then since I've always been around like an FG. Okay. And then since I've just had my second baby and then they've gone to an H, but in between babies they never went back down.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah, right. That's your new size. Yeah. And anonymous, would you get a reduction? Would that be something you'd be interested in? 100%. It's not if, but when. Yeah, but when. Yeah, gotcha.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Have you done any investigating? Do you know how much it costs? I believe probably about five to 10 years ago, they were about 15 grand for a doctor. That's ridiculous. Did your medical insurance cover it? I don't know if medical insurance does, but I've had so many osteo-like appointments for my back and neck because of the weight.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah. And I think I remember someone talking about it being if you have enough appointments that you can prove that this is causing issues for you, then you can get a strong kind of funding towards it. Oh, it sounds like they make you work for it. Yeah, but prove it. Prove it.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Prove it hurts your back. Thanks, anonymous. We appreciate it. Someone said, my sister was a double D at age 12 and she had to have a reduction as her bra was cutting grooves into her shoulders. I've seen that before. Horrendous.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Because if you get a reduction, you don't just want to get a reduction. You want the full cut and polish. You want the whole charade. Getting tarted up. Exactly. We're getting the entire alphabet on the text machine right now. I'm a KK slash L cup.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Wait. I'm a KK dash L. What is that? I don't know. I'm saving up the 12 grand needed for a reduction at the moment. I'm 5 foot 3 and I have 12 H breasts. You're 5'3 and have 12 H.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah, that's not in proportion, is it? Yeah. I'm a 16 J, lots of back pain. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J. Yeah. And bras should be subsidised too. I'm just going to go on an absolute crusade now. Look out.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I'm going on a crusade to get breast reduction subsidised. You should launch your own political party, the boobie party. The boobie party? The boobie party. No, they've already got committees. Oh, the big titty committee. Yeah. The big titty committee. Vote, they've already got committees. Oh, the big titty committee. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:05 The big titty committee. Get a seat. Vote one. Get a seat at the table. Bree and Clint. Okay, let's get classical. Where if you haven't listened for a couple of weeks, we are locked in a grudge match with our 23-year-old producer, Ella,
Starting point is 00:29:23 who Bree and I, as a team cannot seem to defeat. It's been three games, three losses for us over here on the Brie and Clint team. Ella, do you promise that you're playing by the rules? I absolutely 100% promise. Okay. I'm going to put really strict
Starting point is 00:29:39 rules in place today because they've always been, I'm tightening them up but I feel like they've been too loose. So the rules officially this time. Oh, I like this. up but I feel like they've been too loose. So the rules, officially this time. Oh, I like this. See, I like strict rules. I'm going to play the song, buzz in with your name.
Starting point is 00:29:51 You have to buzz in if you know it. No humming at all. No humming at all. And if they begin to hum, you'll say no? Yeah. I want the answer
Starting point is 00:30:00 within one second of buzzing. I'm still going to give two seconds just because, you know, it might take you a second. Not if. No, don't buzz until you have it in your head second of buzzing. I'm still going to give two seconds just because, you know, it might take you a second. Not if. No, don't buzz until you have it in your head ready to say. I agree.
Starting point is 00:30:10 No. But if they buzz in and say either the name of the song or the artist, they've got time to get the other part of the answer. So official rules, buzz in, say at least part of it. Don't hum anything. Okay. Okay? Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Far out. We are taking this way too seriously. So dumb. say at least part of it don't hum anything okay okay far out we're taking this way too seriously so dumb okay everybody breath everyone breath
Starting point is 00:30:31 okay come on Clint you guys are working as a team we gotta start strong this is where we go wrong because then the pressure mounts
Starting point is 00:30:39 so we gotta get this one let's get the first one for anyone who's hearing this for the first time this is Let's Get Classical it's a pop song I've turned it classical and these guys have to guess what first one. For anyone who's hearing this for the first time, this is Let's Get Classical. It's a pop song. I've turned it classical, and these guys have to guess what it is.
Starting point is 00:30:47 I need the artist and the name of the song. Game on, guys. Game on. Good luck. Here's your first song. Good luck, everybody. Good luck, everybody. Good luck, everyone, apart from Ella.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Here we go. Oh, no! What is it? What is it? Oh! I need it to stop so I can think clearly. Break! Break! Hit me baby one more time! It's not that song. That's not it.
Starting point is 00:31:32 It's not that song. No! That's not it! Someone buzz in. Oops, I did it again. Yeah, you did it again. Usually it goes to the other person. You didn't know it anyway.
Starting point is 00:31:44 You said I didn't know it. It was familiar. I'll give you that. It was familiar, but no. That was so much harder than what it should have been. That was really hard. Hey, hey Ella. Oh my God, don't do it, Clint.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Hey Ella, it's 1-0. Yeah, well done. Bam, bam. Finally. Hey, good work. Finally it makes some competition. I't do it, Clint. Hey, Ella, it's 1-0. Yeah, well done, guys. Bam, bam. Finally. Hey, good work. Finally, it's like some competition. It's back. I'll get the next one.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Teamwork. Yeah, good job, guys. One point for you guys. Good luck, everyone. Here's another one. Ella, Harry Styles, Watermelon Sugar. Yes. Oh, my God. It's so hard.
Starting point is 00:32:33 I picked it. I was thinking so hard. Good work. I had it. Well done. Well done. And no humming. I had absolutely nothing.
Starting point is 00:32:44 I was like a half a second behind you. This real sort of like... Yeah. It throws you. Mandolin. It throws you, I should say. Sounding classical, yeah. Yeah, it's really a competition between me and Bree.
Starting point is 00:32:58 She's throwing hard shade at you. You know the best... No, don't say anything. The best comeback is to get this next one. Yeah, revenge is the dish best served cold. No pressure, but this is for the win. Are we all ready? We're all calm?
Starting point is 00:33:13 Okay. Okay, we're in it. Good luck. Here you go. Bree? That's not fair. I know this. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Time, that's time. I know this. Is that... Time, that's time. I know it! Ella! Ella. Ella, Ella, wake me up inside. It's that song. What's it called? Clint.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Clint, get in there, get in there. That's an old song. You're too confident. Evanescence. I don't know that! Wake me up. No. Oh! That's not what it's called. too confident. Evanescence. I don't know that. Wake Me Up. Oh! That's not what it's called.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Okay, we keep going. Yep. But I know the song! I thought that's what it was called. You'll find it daring me. I know it. I just don't know what it's called. Wake Me Up. You'll find it daring me Wake me up Clint Save me No
Starting point is 00:34:13 I thought it was wake me up Clint Wake me up inside No Is it bring me to life? Yes No. Bring me. Is it bring me to life? Yes. Oh. Yes. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Starting point is 00:34:30 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. wasn't a clean victory. It was a pretty bloody messy win. I didn't know it was called. It was a messy win from us, but will we take it? Yes, we will. We will. Claude, you're way to the top.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Matt, you'll take it too, won't you? Matt, you picked us. Yes! Be humble. Be humble. Be humble. Be humble. Be humble.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Be humble. But didn't we destroy her? Good try, Ella. That was, yeah, good try. Good try. Rematch next week, Ella? Yeah. Same time, same place.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Yeah, chord pick songs, I know. I'm still. I'm sorry. That was old. Listen to this. I'm still on the hunt where we get a solid, absolute pantsing win. That's the one. Matt, thanks for believing in us.
Starting point is 00:35:26 We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Always, always. Thank you, guys. Bree and Clint. Zeddy and Bree and Clint. There's your Jonas Brothers. No, it's Nick Jonas. We've got Jonas Brothers on the brain.
Starting point is 00:35:39 They're here. They're in Auckland right now. They might be listening. Claudia's going to see the Jonas Brothers tonight. I can't wait. It's like the Eris tour of the Jonas Brothers world. Yeah. Red dress.
Starting point is 00:35:49 They're doing all five albums. Are they? Yeah. What are they calling it? The Jonas Brothers experience? Oh, they're calling it five albums one night. Are they actually calling it five albums one night? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:01 Five albums one night. That's going to be so good. I know. I can't wait. I wonder who spotted the Jonas Brothers around Auckland. I saw they were at night. That's going to be so good. I know. I can't wait. I wonder who spotted the Jonas Brothers around Auckland. I saw they were at
Starting point is 00:36:07 the Zed Manu World Champs yesterday. They were watching the Were they? Yeah, down in the Auckland Viaduct. I wonder if they Who do you reckon
Starting point is 00:36:13 out of the Jonas Brothers would pop the best Manu? Nick. I feel like Kevin might be like a I feel like Kevin's got it. Yeah, secretly. Hun D.P.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Nah. He's all over it. I don't feel like he's got the girth. Nah, he's got the skill. Well, Joe's got the big muscles now, so maybe it-DP. Nah. He's all over it. I don't feel like he's got the girth. Nah, he's got the skill. Well, Joe's got the big muscles now, so maybe it's Joe. Does he? He does have broad shoulders, Joe, doesn't he?
Starting point is 00:36:33 Does he? Yeah, he's got the broad shoulders. That's going to be a good show if you're going to that. It's going to be a fantastic show. I need to bring to the table a new product that I saw being advertised online. So Starbucks China is celebrating the Lunar New Year with a new flavour that they're rolling out for a limited time only. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:55 So they're rolling out the new flavour, which is pork flavoured, a pork flavoured coffee. Pork flavoured coffee. Pork flavoured coffee. It's dubbed the Lucky Savory Latte and it combines braised pork, pork flavoured sauce with espresso and milk, garnished with a drizzle of sauce and pork meat. A bit of pork belly. There's actual pork in there.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I'm pretty sure there's actual pork meat on the top. Okay. You know how cappuccinos have a bit of chocolate on the top? This has a bit of pork crack there. I'm pretty sure there's actual pork meat on the top. You know how cappuccinos have a bit of chocolate on the top? This has a bit of pork crackle. I kind of feel like, on one hand, I feel like Joey on the episode of Friends where he's like, I love beef. I love custard. Well, I like
Starting point is 00:37:35 it. Well, I like it. Rachel stuffs it up. Well, I like it. Because I love pork and I love coffee. Not together. No. I'm trying to think of a milky, savoury... Is there a milky, savoury... Thing that I would enjoy? I like salted caramel coffee.
Starting point is 00:37:52 That's a good combo. But that's salty sweet. It's not like... This is technically... It's the sauce, I think that's going to be. Is it the sauce or the pork? This is salty bitter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Don't know if that's a good combo. Where does the pork go? You know what else is a horrible combo? Can I just go out on the record and say stop doing it? Anything that involves warm avocado, stop it. Don't put it on a pizza. Don't put it on anything. I'm 100% with you.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Don't bake your avocado. Cook the avocado. No. They put it on the pizza and then when it comes out, it's got like this skin on it and you bite it and there's hot avocado that squirts out from inside. Hot avocado is an abomination. Avocado coffee.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Could we do a pork coffee? Should we try that? Should we make it? I wonder if any Starbucks in New Zealand are rolling it out. We tried to call them but we can't get through to them. Can't get in touch. Oh, well. Add that to the bucket list.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Someone said on the text machine, you guys are cooked. Avon pizza is so good. No. No, no. No, it's not. Hot avocado. Hot avocado. No, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I've never had a hot piece of avocado and went, oh. It's like hot lettuce. Something's just not meant to be hot. You know when you have to like microwave, if you want to microwave something that's got lettuce in it? It's never a good idea. It just goes all floppy in. Disgusting.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Anyway, each to their own. Bree and Clint. Did someone tell you that you look like someone, a celebrity, and you took offence? It does happen quite often where someone doesn't realise it, but... Do they think that you're complimenting them, or do they just not have that filter on? Some people have no filter. Someone told me I look like Irene Roberts from Home and Away.
Starting point is 00:39:39 What, the literal? Oh, Irene's quite... She's got a little something-something. Irene's an... Irene is an something. Irene is an icon. Irene's an icon. She's not a bad looking woman. I don't know. Depends how old this person is, I guess.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Depends what season of Home and Away, I guess. Yeah. She's been on it for so long. Someone said, I get told when I wear my hair out that I look like Alfred from Guess Who? I'm a 35-year-old female. Hold on, mate. Alfred Guess Who? I'm a 35-year-old female. Hold on, mate. Alfred Guess Who? The game.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Yeah. Oh, jeez. Oh. Oh, come on. But if you've got that colour hair, beautiful. My kids said I look like the family guy. Absolute C words. Wait, which family guy?
Starting point is 00:40:23 They'll mean Peter. Not the dog. No, they'll mean Peter Griffin. No, that's not cool. Wait, which family guy? They'll mean Peter. Not the dog. No, they'll mean Peter Griffin. No, that's not cool. He's the family guy. He is the family guy. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Who do people say that you look like? So, I get told, well, I've been told a few times that I look like Ellen DeGeneres. Okay. And do you? Well, I didn't think so. I've got, like, long hair.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah. And my friend sent me a photo of Ellen DeGeneres when she was younger in my defense. I am 30. Yeah. And my friend sent it to me on Facebook, and I then posted it on my Instagram story, and then everyone was replying to it,
Starting point is 00:41:00 saying, oh, my God, I thought that was you. Oh, no, it's backfired. It's like a dysmorphia. Yeah. Maybe you just give off middle-aged lesbian vibes. I must too. I am picking up a very big lesbian vibe right now, Anonymous. Might be your energy rather than the looks.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Thanks, Anonymous. Someone texted and said, I've been called the white Osama bin Laden. Oh, that's not a compliment. No, no, no. Someone else said, I got told I look like Rebel Wilson. This was a long time before her weight loss. I did not appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Can I just say, you cannot tell a larger man that he looks like Hagrid. Okay? He's not going to take it as a compliment. I wouldn't mind Hagrid. Really? Yeah. Really? Hagrid's got a little something something. Does he? Like, better. I feel like
Starting point is 00:41:54 you're just telling someone they look giant if you're telling them they look like Hagrid. But some people like that. Some people like that they're big and, you know. True, true. Let's go to this anonymous caller. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Tanya. Tell us, mate, true. Let's go to this anonymous caller. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hiya. Tell us, mate, who do you,
Starting point is 00:42:12 or have you told someone else that they look like a celebrity and it's not a compliment? So my partner has said that I love, like, two different people on different occasions. Okay. At first she said it was the rat from Ratatouille. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Your partner told you that you look like the rat from Ratatouille? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Okay. Okay. And do you see it? And then just recently, I had a buzz cut and dyed it blonde. So now I think I look like him and him. I thought that was you, Slim. Your partner has no fear. Your partner's ruthless.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Have you hit her back with any comparisons of your own? Not really, no. I can't come up with many that are as great as hers. The rant from Ratatouille is a classic. Partners have no shame. What about this text? After a new hairstyle change, my partner told me that I look like Velma off Scooby-Doo. I was not impressed.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Poor Velma. Yeah, that is a classic haircut. Someone else said Jonah Hill, I get told. The fat version, not the skinny version. I wonder if someone goes, you look like Jonah Hill. The bigger version, not the smaller version.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Michaela's here. I know a hundred dollars at him. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, guys. First of all, I'm so envious of the rat. Oh, you'd like to be compared to the rat from Ratatouille? I would love to be compared to a chef rat. The rat is quite cute. I was going to say to her that the rat has really kind eyes and he's quite cute.
Starting point is 00:43:50 And he can cook. And he's got a big butter nose. Yeah. You know, it could be being called one of those rats from Countdown in Dunedin. You know, those... Yeah, a real life rat rather than a cartoon rat. But Michaela, who's the famous person that someone told you
Starting point is 00:44:04 that you looked like? So my person is played by an A-list celebrity, and she is quite big and busty and wears a headband, and she's played by John Travolta, and it's in the movie Hairspray. I know it very well. You got told you look like John Travolta specifically from the movie Hairspray. Twice! Sorry. Okay, well, let's dig movie Hairspray. Twice! Sorry.
Starting point is 00:44:26 Okay, well, let's dig into this a little bit. I like it. Do you wear a headband? Every day, yeah. And is your hair quite similar to his in Hairspray? And I do just randomly burst out into song throughout the day. Oh, okay. So it might be the energy you're giving off.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Something like that. You're giving off. Something like that. You're giving off John Travolta energy. No, John Travolta in drag energy. John Travolta in drag energy. Okay. All right. I love it, Michaela. Thanks, Michaela.
Starting point is 00:44:53 That's a great one. I like it. Someone said, I've been told I look and act like Ross from Friends. Unagi. My mum told me that I was beautiful like Windy Petrie if I wasn't so chunky. Oh, mum. Mum. That's so rough.
Starting point is 00:45:17 That's so not cool. Someone said my ex was told twice when we were together that he looks like David Seymour. And he's a Greens supporter. Yeah, that's a low blow. Said now that we aren't together, I saved him in my phone under Seymour. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. Right now it's time to do your birthday bangers.
Starting point is 00:45:47 It's the number one songs when you were 16 and then we'll play our favourite one. Let's go to Leanne first. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi, how are you both? Good, thanks. I heard it's a bit of a special day for you, Leanne. Oh, just a little bit, you know.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I've been working through it for a while. I knew this day was coming, but, you know, it's all good. Leanne, today's a day to celebrate. Today's your 50th birthday. Oh, don't say it so loud that you know it. Oh, Leanne, that's exciting. 50 is such an exciting one. Good on you.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Yeah, yay. Are you doing anything special for your 50th? Well, we are going out for dinner, but the three of us are sitting in the car at the moment, perspiring, waiting to do this. Then we're going to go outside in the fresh air, but yeah, we're going to go out for dinner, which I'm looking forward to.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Okay, great. Okay, amazing. Well, let's get you done then. Leanne, we've got all the details that we need, so we're going to process it for you now. Oh, jeez. Quick maths, Leanne. That means you were 16 in the year 1990.
Starting point is 00:46:41 And Leanne, here's your birthday banger. Oh, Leanne, it's a ripper. It's a ripper, Leanne. Hey, happy birthday, mate. Where are you going for dinner? Where are we going for dinner? Not telling you. Not telling us.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Oh, it's a surprise. Okay. Well, if you have Leanne come in for dinner tonight, give it to Not telling us. Oh, it's a surprise. Okay. Well, if you have Leanne come in for dinner tonight, give it to her for free. Yeah, absolutely. Let's do a birthday banger for Dan on our 800 dials at him.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Hi, Dan. Hi, Dan. Hi. How's your day been? How are you guys? Very good, thank you. How's yours? Why very good, Dan?
Starting point is 00:47:20 Because we are going to see the Jonas Brothers. No way. Our producer Claudia is going as well. That's going to be such a great show, Dan. Are you hoping for a Jonas Brothers song for your birthday, Banger? Well, I know it won't be, but that would be nice. Well, let's see.
Starting point is 00:47:39 You never know. All right, Dan, what's your birthday? September 26, 25. All right, that means you're 16, Dan, what's your birthday? September 26th, 25th. All right, that means you were 16, Dan, in 2011. And on that day in 2011, this was at the top. It's a bit of Maroon 5. Yes. Clint's favourite.
Starting point is 00:48:01 That's a group. Put my opinions on Moves Like Jagger to the side, okay? It's not important. It's about Dan. I put my opinions on moves that actually get to the side, okay? It's not important. It's about Dan. I like it. As long as Dan likes it, I'm happy. I like it. Christina Aguilera's on there.
Starting point is 00:48:12 She's doing all the trills. I like it, Dan. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Justin. Kia ora, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hey, guys. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Good, thanks. What have you been up to today? Well, I'm actually stuck in traffic at the moment. I'm under duress because my wife stitched me up with calling you guys, actually. Oh, really? She put the phone call through and then handed it to you. Yeah, just shoved it in my face and said, you talk to them. Oh, you poor bugger.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Oh, Justin, we do apologise. But we'll look after you. We'll make this quick and painless. What's your birthday? 266, 1984. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on that day, this was number one. I'm out of love, set me free.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Bagger. Let me out this misery. No, no, no, no, no. Huge bagger. Way to get my life back. You like it, Justin? Yeah, no, no. Huge banger. You like it, Justin? Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good, all right.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Okay, wait there. I'm torn. This is really tricky. Because I would, going off gut feel, I'd pick Anastasia, I'm Outta Love, but it's Leanne's 50th. Yeah. They've waited in the car. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:49:28 Yeah, I know. It's hard. I know. It's a hard one today. I know. And to add to the mix, we played the B-52s about two weeks ago. That exact song. Can we talk to Leanne?
Starting point is 00:49:40 Leanne, are you there? I am, yes. Leanne, do you like... Oh, so to add to it as well, Justin didn't even really want to play. It's true. It's true. Leanne.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Leanne, can you choose the winning song for us? What do you want, David? What do you think we should do? B-52? I mean, I had it at my 21st. It's a classic. No, done deal. For you, Leanne, and you only.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Because it's your 50th, okay? Happy birthday from us, Leanne. Thank you. Love you. Have a good dinner. It's the right choice. It's a banger. I feel good about it.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. I'm heading down the Atlanta highway. Bree and Clint. Better love shit. ZM, Bree and Clint. A birthday banger for Leanne, who's 50 today. That song was number one on her 16th birthday in the year 1990. It's the B-52s.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I reckon Leanne's going to send it tonight. And love shit, you're just going to go off like a frog in a sock on a Tuesday night. If I know Leanne, she is going to get arrested tonight. This would have been good too. You can't win them all. God, this song has aged well, hasn't it? Remember we called her that time? We cold called her on the show. And she answered.
Starting point is 00:51:09 She picked up the phone. We called her with Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race. And she's like, yeah, what's going on? It's me, Anastasia. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. That's how she proved it was her. Can't believe she used to produce our radio show. That's two days in a row.
Starting point is 00:51:30 It's a little Anastasia joke. Next on the show, Peter, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organisation are not happy with Taylor Swift. Wait, it's not just one person? Peter, no. The guy from Hunger Games.
Starting point is 00:51:49 It's not a singular person? No, P-E-T-A. They're angry with Taylor. I don't feel like you want to make enemies with the Swifties, but they're calling her out. I'll tell you why after the break on ZM. Three, two, one, go! ZM is stoked to support Smokefree Rockwest,
Starting point is 00:52:10 Showquest and Onscreen and turning young Kiwis into superstars. Free and Clint. Netflix has done a survey where they have asked a bunch of people about their streaming habits and a few of the results are quite interesting to me. So I think we should go through them.
Starting point is 00:52:27 The first one is that apparently from this survey, approximately the average amount of time a person spends streaming per year, how long do you think? A couple of hours a night. Because you'd watch something almost every night. Do the math. I think we watch something every night. So let's go. What do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:52:51 How long is – I reckon about 100 hours a year, which equals four full days. Four full days? That's what I'll say, yeah. Lock it in. According to this survey, approximately people are spending 29.4 days per year streaming content. Oh, a full month.
Starting point is 00:53:09 A full month. Jeez. I'd be a full month. Really? Yeah. I reckon I would be. Maybe I'll be somewhere around there. Can I just, so 29 days.
Starting point is 00:53:21 So how many hours is that a day? So 29 times 24 hours. How many hours is that a day? So 29 times 24 hours. How many hours is that? That's 696 hours a year people are streaming. So divide that between 365. Divided by 365 days. How many hours a day?
Starting point is 00:53:40 What are we talking? 1.9. Oh yeah? So was my math off? I think it was your math. That's about right. I was right that it's two hours a day, though. I just did the calculations from there. Just horribly wrong. Oh, I worked it out on two hours a week because I went two times 52.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Oh, right, yeah, right. I did. Yeah, no, that's where you went wrong. One of the other stats that shocked me quite a lot was they asked people what were some of the more unusual places that they were consuming or streaming Netflix. Oh, yeah. No one's Netflixing on the toilet, are they?
Starting point is 00:54:19 21% of people said that they Netflix on the toilet. Oh, TikTok on the toilet, but a Netflix? Like a full episode on a Netflix toilet i'll tick tock on the toilet but a netflix like a full episode on a netflix you'll tick plop on the toilet your bum will go numb yeah i you'll get pins and needles in your feet yeah i do get a numb bum when you sit there too long i don't think it's good for you it's not good for you it's not but apparently people are netflixing on the toilet you're gonna get a prolapsed butthole. It's like when you sit on cold concrete. You'll get piles. Claudia, don't you Netflix in the shower?
Starting point is 00:54:51 Well, not regularly, but I have. What have you watched in the shower before? Porn? Your saucy minks. No, disgusting. No, it was a movie. It was a Netflix movie. And I started it and then I was like, well, i don't have time to finish the movie or shower
Starting point is 00:55:05 so i'll just take it in the shower with me what did you what did you balance the phone on uh i've got a shelf which is kind of eye level and it was on like a face cream pottle oh okay guys do you remember the days where showers didn't have any shelves no no what showers didn't have shelves well mine actually didn't but i had to put them in myself, but no. Like there was, oh God, you guys must have grown up in rich families. Because we had shower shelves. Because we had a shelf in our shower. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:34 Because we had somewhere to put the shampoo. Yeah. Not on the floor. You guys didn't have a shower caddy that would hang on the shower head and then it would get too heavy and break the shower head off? Oh no, yeah, I definitely had that. And then the cheap shitty ones would go rusty and they'd leak
Starting point is 00:55:47 rust juice all over your loofah. So now the truth comes out. You didn't have a shower shelf. No, you're right. Actually, I was misremembering my own experience. Back in the day, no shower shelves. Okay. Anyway. Netflix, tell us anything else we need to know about ourselves. Nah, that's it. Alright, let's move on.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Bree and Clint. That is the end of the Bree and Clint show. Hurrah! I can't wait to travel out to the airport after work. Why are you going to the airport? Picking up my partner who's flying in from Sydney. No, happy to do it. Happy to do it.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Did they stay on for an extra night? Yes. And you came back to work? Yes. Oh, my God. You should have just phoned in sick, man. You're too honest. I am a goody good, aren't I?
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yeah, a little bit. Such a goody good. Why are you driving out to pick up your partner? Because that's what good partners do. Would you not? If your wife... I would. But you've had such a long day.
Starting point is 00:56:45 I've had a very long day. We had a photo shoot this morning. You don't need to know the ins and outs of it. It's been quite a long day for us. Tell her to get an Uber. Tell her to get an Uber. Clint says No, don't blame me. Get an Uber. Bitch.
Starting point is 00:57:02 No, you've got to put in the These are the moments where you need to put in effort so then I get the same in return. Are you hoping to get some later? Is that what it is? No, I feel pretty sick. I'm hoping to get dinner cooked for me, to be honest. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Anyway. What are you doing with your night? I bet it's not as exciting as me. I'm not going to the fricking airport That's for sure There's nothing worse, eh? That's the beauty of having kids Is you can never go to the airport
Starting point is 00:57:31 To pick each other up Sorry Sorry, someone's got to look after the kids Kids are asleep Kids are asleep Have a great night everybody And we'll catch you back tomorrow On the Brian Clint Show
Starting point is 00:57:39 Bye guys guys

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