ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 27th February 2025

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

Tradie vs Lady The million dollar question Birthday Banger Soundkeeper Brooke has food poisoning?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a thirsty Thursday. You know who I'm jealous of at the moment? What? The people who I'm seeing on Instagram who got on their Air New Zealand flight to Las Vegas for the Warriors game. Oh, I know. And everyone on the flight was a Waz fan. The whole flight.

The whole flight. 300 Warriors fans on one plane. And the players. That's some people's idea of hell, but it sounds like a good time to me. That's a bloody good time. And then there was players on the flight as well. Oh, Dillon was handing out the bread rolls.

Yep. And he was letting everyone touch his mullet too. You know who's on that flight? That's my dream. Bloody Brodie Kane. Yeah. Laura McG's my dream. Bloody Brodie Kane. Yeah. Laura McGoldrick. Our friend Brodie Kane.

Who I love and am jealous of in equal measures. Mate, she gets to do all the fun things. Yeah. And I vicariously will live through her Instagram. Stupid Brodie Kane. Living her best life. We've got a fun show on the way for you. We're going to play The Secret Sound twice today

if soundkeeper Brooke survives until 4 o'clock. She looks like she's on death's door at the moment. Yeah, she's had a bit of food poisoning, I think. And I... Is it a clue? I reckon it could be. Is her getting food poisoning a clue? This is the problem when you're the soundkeeper.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That everything that happens to you, everyone thinks it could be a clue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking at her now. She's kind of green and... Green. Green clue. The colour green.

Four o'clock, you can guess the secret sound. First though, Tradie versus Lady, we need two people on the phone right now who want to go head to head. 0800 DIAL ZM. Doesn't matter if you play before, youie versus Lady. We need two people on the phone right now who want to go head to head. 0800 dial ZM. Doesn't matter if you play before, you can play again. 50 bucks up for grabs for the winner. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady.

It's Tradie versus Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Score update if you're playing along. Start of the year, the Ladies are on 16, the tradies on 10. Ladies in Christchurch, she's 21 and she has an alcohol tattoo. Welcome to the show, Megan.

Hi, Megan. Hi. Is it AA? Alcoholics Anonymous tattoo. Is that the tattoo? Yeah, yeah. Is it? Yeah. No, it's not. No, it's not. Is it Malibu? I was going that the tattoo? Yeah, yeah. Is it? Yeah.

No, it's not. No, it's not. Is it Malibu? I was going to say Malibu, yeah. No, it's a Billy Maverick tattoo to my ankle. A Billy Maverick, a Billy Mav. Yeah. I like it.

You couldn't have gotten a little more top shelf than that? You had to go for the Billy Mavs? Yeah, just, you know, the classics. You could have went with a scrumpy. At least you know Billy Mavs? Yeah, just, you know, the classic. You could have went with a scrumpy. At least you know Billy Mavs will be around forever. Yeah. The Billy Maverick company's never going to go out of business. Never ever. You, our crazy

friend, are taking on our tradie from Timaru. They're 24 years old and their last name is Tootles. Welcome to the show, Jamie. G'day. Hiya. Jamie, you're not related to Matilda Rice, are you? Oh, Matootles. Matootles.

Oh, I don't believe so. No? I quite like that name. Is your last name really Tootles? Yeah, it's a different name. It's like Tootles. Yeah, it's cute. Oh, yeah, Tootles.

Do you think when you find that lucky somebody, she'll take your last name or keep her own? Oh, I'd hope so. Yeah? I would take that last name. she'll take your last name or keep her own? Oh, I hope so. Yeah. I would take that last name. That's a cool last name. Bree Tootles. Yeah.

Bree Tootles. Bree Tootles a bit too much if you ask me. Jamie, you're tradie. Megan, you're lady. First to three wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one.

What is the name of the mischievous son in the TV show The Simpsons? Lady. Megan just got in there. Bart. Bart is the name of the mischievous son. One to the ladies. Question number two, feta cheese is typically aged in what? Is it milk, olive oil or brine?

Lady. Yes, Jamie. Olive oil? That's a good guess, but no. I would have thought olive oil. Megan, you want to have a free guess? Grime, rime, whatever the... Brine.

Are you going to give it? Nah. Well, it was multi-choice. She said grime. Yeah, it's not agedchoice. She's in grime. Yeah, it's not aged in Elon Musk's ex-wife. Grime. So no points there. No points.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Jodie. Yes, Jodie. Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa is on the money. No, that was Grimes.

One to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. What date is April Fools each year? Tradies. Yes, Jamie. Megan. April 1st. It is, of course, April 1st.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Megan, to stay in it. I love how late the Megan came in. You'd already said, yes and then we'd go Megan You never know Maybe he lost his train of thought This is a hard one guys I need you to listen carefully

Can I just say Clint wrote this one, I didn't Because I definitely couldn't spell this But how do you spell rendezvous Oh Jamie Yes Jamie, brave, give it a go R-E-N Rendezvous. Jamie. Yes, Jamie. Brave. Give it a go. R-E-N-G-A-B. No.

Not a bad effort, though, Jamie, can I say. You want to go, Megan? Oh, I'm so bloody dyslexic. Have a stab. Mate, have a stab. Just give it a whirl. What have you got to lose? Okay, we're going to go rendezvous. We're going to go R.

Yeah. O. O. In. It's over. You gave it a crack and that's all that matters. It's R-E-N-D-E-V. No.

D-Z-V-O-U-S. Such a dumb word and spelling. Me and you, rendezvous. No points there. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies still. Question number six. What is Japanese sake made from? Trail.

Lady, lady, lady, lady, lady. Yeah, no, you backed out, Jamie. Megan? Oh, God, this is a guess. Maybe rice. Well done. It is. Holy hell, we are all tied up here in the seventh.

Here we go, guys. This is for the win, the glory, and the 50 bucks. Question number seven. Which celebrity cook is known as the naked chef? Ladies. Megan, for the win. Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver, well done.

She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You came back from that grimy start and you've managed to take it out. Hey, guys, that was a really fun game, both of you. Can we find Jamie something? Yeah, we'll get you some KFC, Jamie, and Megan, you've got $50 cash. Well done.

Cheers, guys. Very well done, guys. Thank you. You'll have to go get a Saki tattoo next to the Billy Maverick tattoo, Megan. Beware if you're playing Tradiverse Lady tomorrow, the rendezvous question is making a comeback. So practice overnight.

Another rendezvous with the rendezvous, eh? Yeah, we will re-rendezvous. I'm going to have some deja vu tomorrow. Just me and you. Just you and I, yeah? No, me and you. Oh. Deja vu.

Rendezvous. Oh, you were trying to carry it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put that one in the poo-poo, didn't I? There's a house that's currently for sale in Wellington that is a 135-year-old police station. Whoa. Yeah.

It's been converted into a house. Get this. The police station was built in the 1890s by prisoners. Oh, wow. The prisoners built the police station. Oh, that is an old prison. It's so old that the prisoners also had to make the bricks that they then built the police station. Oh, that is an old prison. It's so old that the prisoners also had to make the bricks that they then built the police station with.

That's how they did it back in those days, didn't they? Yeah. We've got some pictures of it here. Ella's going to bring it up if you're interested. Where did you say this was? It's in Wellington. Okay. In Mount Cook.

The house has got four bedrooms, two bathrooms, four car parks and six original jail cells. I was going to make a joke and say, are the bedrooms actually jail cells? Yeah, they are. Ella's trying to get it up now. No, not the bedrooms. So you live in your house. There's bedrooms, but then they've kept six of the jail cells.

Yeah, out the back where you park the cars, there's six jail cells out there. I don't know. It'd be definitely haunted. I think almost definitely haunted. Like anything built in the 1890s, like anything built that's still standing in the 1800s, from the 1800s is haunted. Oh, it looks haunted.

That's where you park your cars and those are the jail cells. Yeah, it looks haunted. But the rest of the house is lovely. It's got a beautiful kitchen, you know. Oh, yeah, it's a beautiful property. It's stunning. I'm sure it doesn't still smell all prison-y. You know what that wouldn't be bad for?

Wouldn't be bad for when you have, you know, if you had family Christmas there and say Uncle Rog gets a bit too handsy as he can do when he gets on the wines. Handsy? Yeah. Okay. With who? I don't know.

One of your cousins. Hopefully Auntie Sally that he's married to. Yeah, or her sister. Oh, yeah, true. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Either way, he's going to jail. He's going in the lockup.

He's going to jail, yeah. Put him in the lockup for a couple of hours till he sobers up. Two hours and cell five, uncle. Oh, not again. Can I go in cell six? It's my favourite. We want to ask this afternoon, do you live somewhere or have you lived somewhere

that used to be something interesting? Like now it's accommodation, now it's a house, now it's a block of flats. But what did it used to be? Does this count? When I was growing up, I grew up on an apple orchard. Yeah. And through the apple orchard,

because we would obviously ride our bikes and, you know, run amok all over the property, which was massive. It was a huge farm. And then through the property, we found there was like signs laying around, like really old signs made out of wood that had whistle on them. Okay. And an old, old railroad track. You could see bits and pieces that would poke through the roads,

like throughout the farm. And it was the old railroad that used to go through the property. Yeah, I'm going to say it counts. It's pretty cool, eh? Yeah, totally. We loved it. We would always be like, let's try and find some more stuff. Yeah, yeah.

I used to work at an old radio station that I used to work for. It was in a building that used to be a bank in the early 1900s. Did it have the vault? It had a huge vault inside it. What was in the vault? Well, we kept all the prizes in it. Of course you did. Yeah.

Yeah. You couldn't lock it. Yeah. But was there a door on it? Yeah, a huge door. The heaviest door you've ever seen in your life. That's so cool. I'd love that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0800DARLSADEMORTEX9696, what's the history of the place that you lived or used to live? Was it something cool before you lived there? That's so cool. I'd love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, $800 a day more text 9696. What's the history of the place that you lived or used to live? Was it something cool before you lived there? Or is it haunted? Weird or haunted? Yeah. We're talking about this house that's for sale in Wellington at the moment

that used to be a police station. It was built in the 1890s by prisoners. And you can buy it now and you can live in it. It's a normal house except that it's an old police station and it's got six jail cells still in it. Yeah, it was kind of like, you know, the 1890s version of The Block. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, they've converted an old prison into it.

It would have actually made a really good season of The Block. It would have been. It would have been very interesting. RIP The Block. Helena's caught up. Hi, Helena. Hi, Helena. Helena, Helena. Helena, Helena. Helena, Helena.

Helena. Helena. Helena. You live somewhere that used to be something interesting? Yeah. So we live in a new build and they knocked down the local pub. Oh, no. I know.

No one used it for 10 years. But even before then, our neighbours said it was a blacksmith. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So my kids are always finding horseshoes was a blacksmith. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, cool! So my kids are always finding horseshoes all over the place. Yeah, there'd be all kinds of stuff. God, your kids would be so into that, wouldn't they? Horseshoes and bottle caps, I reckon. No, more

like just fun stuff to develop a list behind to be fair. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bits of pink bats. Naughty magazines. Living in an old converted pub would be cool. It would be pretty cool. It'd be cold though, I reckon. Yeah.

I mean, up in Auckland doesn't matter, does it? No. Yeah. But also it's a pub. If you're cold, just have a beer, you know? Yeah. Yeah, that'll warm you up. That'll warm you up.

Thanks, Helena. Helena. Let's go to Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks. Yours is similar, right? Youantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi, Chantel. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Good, thanks.

Yours is similar, right? You used to live somewhere that was something interesting. Yeah, yeah. So we lived in a small house which used to be prison cells in World War II. Whoa, like where they had prisoners of war. Yeah, yeah. So it's a very small place, but two of the bedrooms still had the original bars on the windows, which was pretty cool.

You know, obviously we couldn't climb out of windows to go and do anything naughty. Yeah. But yeah. Good if you've got teenagers, eh? Yeah, yeah, pretty good for teenagers, yeah. Lots of people in South Africa have bars on their windows. you've got teenagers, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty good for teenagers, yeah. Lots of people in South Africa have bars on their windows. They have them installed, eh?

But you just went one step further and you're like, well, let's just buy a prison. Yeah, ready made. Yeah, let's make this thing un-impenetrable. Un-impenetrable. Impenetrable. Impenetrable, yeah. Impenetrable.

Yeah. Unpenetrable. Chantelle knew what I meant. Yeah, she knows. She wasn't going to correct me. Definitely haunted, eh, Chantel? Sorry? Definitely haunted.

Yes, definitely. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. Did you find anything, like, bad? You didn't find, like, any old grenades or, you know, dangerous stuff, did you? Grenades. You would. No. People would. No.

People would have found grenades for years after the war. They're not letting the prisoners of war have grenades. No, but there would have been soldiers and foot soldiers around the prison. Okay. Interesting. Thanks, Chantel. Someone said, we lived in a massive house from the early 1900s

that was a doctor's surgery downstairs and a living quarters upstairs. No, thank you. Before that, it was a tuber's surgery downstairs and a living quarters upstairs no thank you before that it was a tuberculosis hospital no thanks i don't want to live somewhere that heaps of people have died like that's makes it even more so haunted yeah there's multiple ghosts like people have definitely died in houses that i've lived in before it's like my yeah yeah i mean but i don't want to you don't want to be surrounded by. But a hospital way more likely that a lot more people died there. It's like my partner and I, we rented this camper van and we went out, this was in New Zealand, went out

on this like fun road trip in the camper van. Halfway through my partner goes, you know this used to be an old ambulance? And I went, I didn't need to know that, eh? No, no. Also, where do they keep the morphine in here? We were talking before about how that old police station with the jails was built by prisoners. I've read a lot of text actually that said Mount Eden Prison,

the original Mount Eden Prison, was also built by prisoners. How sadistic is that? You're like, okay, Mount Eden prison, was also built by prisoners. How sadistic is that? You're like, okay, you guys build it and then get inside it. Makes sense. Yeah. Like, you know, free labour. That's exactly what it would have been. Yeah, 100%.

I wonder if they do that anymore. And if any of the prisoners were smart enough to build, like, a tunnel. Yeah. And they're like, what's that bit you're building? And they're like, oh, it's – It's the plumbing for the toilets. Yeah, real big plumbing. Okay.

We know nothing about prison or building, as you can tell. Not a clue. Bree and Clint, iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is a story that has been floating around for the last couple of months. People concerned about Justin Bieber. Yeah, and I'm one of those people.

Because honestly, you know me, I'm not a mean-spirited kind of guy, but there's something not right with him at the moment. That's the feeling. He doesn't look well, but he hasn't also been well. His health has not been the best. But there's something really off about him. Now, here's what's happened in the last couple of days. So he posted a video on social media, shirtless video,

and he's singing some lyrics, and the lyrics refer to him being high. That's what the lyrics say. Like, for example, I go high like a bad guy is what the lyrics are, quote. Anyway, so a rep for him has come out saying he's absolutely not taking drugs. This is just a malicious lie.

Then Bieber raps shirtless with his friend who's smoking a cigarette or rolled up cigarette. Yeah, I believe we've got some audio of that, Dean, if you want to play that. High like a fly guy. I fly high like a magpie. I go high like a bad guy. He looks very high in the video. He also is saying how high he a bad guy. I go high like a bad guy. That guy. He looks very high in the video.

He also is saying how high he is. Yes. And his rep's like, he is not on drugs. He's not doing any marijuana. In isolation, you'd go, oh, Bieber's having a bit of fun. He's playing it. Yeah, it's fine. But if people are noticing things and it's part of a trend,

I hope he's okay. He's definitely, no child star can get to the levels of fame that he has had and be that embroiled with people like P. Diddy as we are learning more and more at the moment and not have some residual issues from it, you know? I reckon he's got a lot of demons and him and Hayley have been so good for each other and he's been good for a really long time.

And, you know, obviously those demons don't go away. Do you ever see him out and about in LA, Dean? Yeah, it's funny you say that because I did see him not that long ago and he looks like baggy clothes, big beanie on and stuff like that. You only know it's him because he has like a matte black Range Rover, like it's a tricked out car, but it honestly looks like he's a person living on the street. He's been very rebellious and he's been yelling at paparazzi

and I honestly think, this is just personal, I think the Didi thing has stirred stuff. I don't know what it's stirred, where it's stirred. It feels like that. And then also in other Hayley Bieber news, right now she's doing a pop-up store for her skincare collection called Road and people are lined, hundreds of people lined the streets.

Like this has been the most popular thing I've seen in ages. I thought it was a rock concert lining up. It was Hayley Bieber's. Wow, two very different situations in their house. Everybody wants the best for Justin Bieber, so we've got our fingers crossed that it's going to work out. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. I have a

relationship theory that recently I've kind of been thinking about more because my partner and I went to Christchurch to Electric Ave last week over the weekend. And it sparked this thought in my mind that I believe that in every relationship or maybe every healthy relationship you need to have one of each

when it comes to this thing. This is the required yin and yang relationship harmony. Maybe. Okay. I believe, and I've realised this as we were away from home on holiday, that every relationship has two types of people. One that unpacks on a holiday, unpacks all their stuff, puts it in drawers, does all that, and then the other person who lives out of a suitcase. Oh, okay. One of each. And I thought we could test the theory this afternoon.

Okay, let's go to... The people who are in a relationship. Let's go to Paige. I know $800 at him. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. What's the deal with your relationship?

Well, first of all, criteria, is it a healthy relationship? Yeah, it's pretty healthy. Pretty healthy. Okay, good. Pretty healthy. And when you go on holiday, do one of you unpack and the other one lives out of their suitcase? I unpack and personally, my partner would just leave everything in his suitcase.

It's great. What do you need? There you go. There you go. We're one from one. It works. We're one from one. It works. We're one from one. Let's go to Jaden.

I know $800 at him. Hi, Jaden. Hi, Jaden. Hello. On a holiday, Jaden, you and your partner, is one of you unpacking and the other one living out of the suitcase? Yeah, usually I unpack and she leaves stuff in her suitcase. It's two from two. Wow. Thank you, Jaden. Thanks, Jaden in her suitcase. It's two from two.

Wow. Thank you, Jaden. Appreciate it. Let's do one more. Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hello, how are you?

Good, thank you, mate. You're in a relationship. Yep, I sure am. And when you go on holiday, does one of you unpack and one of you live out of a suitcase? Oh, no. We're way too chill for that, man. Like, we're both living out of that suitcase. They really are.

I like it. What if it's like a two-week holiday, though? Well, it's funny you say that because the last two-week holiday we went on, I actually met you and Clint at a singing competition in Wellington. Oh, my God. Yeah.

We drank together, me, you, and Clint, and we got very drunk. Did you come to our Friday-okey thing? Wait, speak for yourself, Alex. I'm and we got very drunk. Did you come to our Friday Oaky thing? Wait, speak for yourself, Alex. I'm sure we were very irresponsible. I was very sober and working. I mean, you guys were very responsible. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That trip, and like if you think about it, that was how many years ago now, and I still don't unpack to this day. And you still haven't unpacked. I've probably still got that bloody bag. That's so funny. There's still a suitcase on the floor of your room Still sitting in the corner of your bedroom Alex No

But here's a question Alex Are you still in a relationship with the person That you were on holiday with Way back then when neither of you unpacked Oh god no he's a knobhead Well then it wasn't a healthy relationship Stop it So Bree's criteria was you have to be in a healthy relationship.

No, no, no. I'm in one now, but we just do the same shit. But he's just not a knobhead. I don't mean to be grim, Alex, but the writing's on the wall. The way to preserve your relationship is one of you must start unpacking and one of you must never unpack. That's the only way this relationship is going to last. That's how you know, Alex.

I'm not unpacking shit. I'm not unpacking shit, so it's going to have to be him. I'm sorry. So make it here. Force him never unpack. That's the only way this relationship is going to last. That's how you know, Alex. I'm not unpacking shit. I'm not unpacking shit, so it's going to have to be him. I'm sorry. So make it, yeah. Force him to unpack and then you're going to have a happy relationship.

Oh, God. Okay. You're good to go. See you soon for a few drinks, Alex. Thank you. Hey, good to chat, Alex. Good to catch up. See you.

Sweet. I'm a little bit worried that in my relationship neither of us are unpackers. Oh, you both living out of the suitcase. Yeah. Well, yeah. Let's, let's, um, Ella is in a relationship, producer Ella.

When you guys go on your honeymoon, do you think you'll unpack or you'll just live out of the suitcase? I think I'll, um, I like to say I'll unpack, but I'll live out of a suitcase. And what does Ryan do? I don't know. He's a traveller. He'll definitely have something that he does.

If I know Ryan. Yeah, I'm not sure. He's such an unpacker. You think about it. Yeah. He just has unpacker written all over him. Yeah, probably. One of you, Lucy or you, is going to have to become an unpacker.

I reckon it's going to be you. Yeah, probably be me, yeah. You have to step up. Okay, I'll do it for my relationship. I'll do it for the team. I'll do it to be you. Yeah, probably me. You have to step up. Okay, I'll do it for my relationship. Take one for the team. I'll do it for my relationship. Yeah, take one. Do it for your marriage.

Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. Text us if the theory stacks up. What's it like in your relationship? What were the grounds for divorce? Yeah. Well, we didn't really want to break up.

It's just Bree said that one of us had to be an unpacker and neither of us are. It's just science. So we just have to break up, I guess. Sorry, kids. Most people will know who Ma'anonu is, but if you don't, he's a legendary All

Black. He played his first game for the All Blacks in 2003. Whoa, okay. So a little while ago. A little while ago. He's still playing rugby at a very high level. In fact, he just signed on for another season with Toulon. They're a major rugby team in France.

He's 42. Who is he? Is Super Saiyan? He quite possibly, he does look a bit Super Saiyan. That is. When he has his blonde bits on his dreads, he does look a bit Super Saiyan. That's ridiculous.

Yes. Like as someone who I can confidently say that I could not play a full game because I used to play many full games of soccer in one day. Yeah, yeah. I could not play a full game right now.

I could. Right here, right now. I haven't been able to play a game of rugby for about six years. Let alone rugby. A contact, full contact sport. This team he's playing for, he's not trotting out for some, like, club team on the weekend. The oldies getting around there to throw it around. Toulon have multiple players on multi-million dollar contracts.

And he's like, yeah, I'll go again. You know what? For me, I think it's silly. Do you? Because he could get injured And I'm sure he's probably got some kids The missus is not going to be happy Do you reckon he's doing what he loves

And he's still making good money I'm trying to find excuses I'm sure he will retire when the injury happens That forces him to retire But until then, man, good on him But if you think that's crazy I saw this other story today About a professional football player who's still playing professionally

in Japan, and he's 58. Mate, go have a rest. His name is? Go play lawn bowls or something. Kazu Yoshi Moira. He just turned 58 on Wednesday. There he is. That's unbelievable.

He was a star player in Japan's national football team, like the Japanese soccer team, in the 1990s. My knees hurt looking at that guy. They interviewed him this week. I think I've slipped a desk while we're talking about this story, just sitting here. They interviewed him this week because he turned 58. 58?

Obviously the question of retirement came up and he said, no, retiring's not an option. They need to study this man. They need to, like, he needs to sacrifice his body to science and they need to study him down to the letter. Yeah, but not yet. He's got a lot of football left to play. No, we've got to study him now.

And then we've got to, like, from that study and from the information we gather from it, we make creams and lotions and potions that we give to everyone else. People listening right now, these stories will make your dads go, oh, maybe I do still have it. Your dad will be listening to this going, and let me just be the first to say. If he's 58, maybe I could get back out there.

Maybe I should play touch this season. Let me just be the first to say. If he's 58, maybe I could get back out there. Maybe I should play touch this season. Let me just be the first to say, you don't. None of us do. No. These people. Why do they have it though? They're freaks. Yeah, but what.

They're the exception. They're the exception. We are the rule. Okay. People like Tom Brady who were playing. He was quarterback in the NFL and been playing since he was little and he played all the way through until he was 42 in the NFL. Like get in the bin.

Like that is, you're a freak. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. There's no other explanation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And obviously I realise they spend millions and millions of dollars on, you know, looking after their body.

Oh, of course. And training and doing the right things and eating the right things and having, you know, all that. Like LeBron James. Look at LeBron James. He's playing for the LA Lakers. He's 40 and he's not just playing for the Lakers. He's not just playing in the NBA. He is still one of the best players in the NBA. He's the best

player in the LA Lakers right now. He's 40. Anyway, it's pre-season rugby at the moment and I'm just wondering, maybe I need to, maybe I should, maybe I lace up. Didn't you have to like have your elbow strapped up for like two months because of some digging that you were doing in the backyard? Yeah, I did actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Didn't your elbow swell up like a balloon? Yeah, it was a gardening injury. Haven't you got like a sore knee?

Haven't you had a sore knee for a year? You haven't even played any sport? Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Anyway. But I will support you. I will support you. No, that's not what Anyway. But I will support you. I will support you. No, that's not what I need.

I need what you were doing before. Well, I was just reminding you, but also I will support you. Bree and Clint. We were talking about people who are still doing serious sport way past an age where you would expect them to. And Bree talked about how LeBron's 40 and he's still at the top of his game in the NBA. Someone texted and said, LeBron is not good.

He's just flopping and living off the past. He's past it for sure. Yeah. Okay, you play him. Yeah, let's see you go one-on-one against LeBron. We'll see how you go. Someone else said, Ma Nunu is on a plant-based diet. No meat.

Ooh, interesting. There you go, Ella. There's a bit of ammunition. He's massive too. Ma Nunu, he's like a wrecking ball. What position does he play? He's in the centres. Oh, he's a big unit, yeah. Someone said, come on, I'm still playing club rugby at 39. I'm

so impressed by that. I genuinely am impressed. Genuinely, I don't know how you're doing it. Does everything hurt? Like, I'm pretty impressed by that. I genuinely am impressed. Genuinely, I don't know how you're doing it. Does everything hurt? Like, I'm pretty sure I've got that Achilles. Tendonitis? Yes. You're not even playing any sport. Have you got tendonitis from walking the dog?

I've got it from Pilates. Call ZM now to play Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? From walking the dog. Isn't Pilates meant to help? It's making it worse. I think I'm not strong enough to do it properly.

Do you want to play What's the Plot against Bree this afternoon? There's only $50 in the pot, but for playing you will also receive a three-month Neon subscription so you can watch White Lotus and The Pit and Sex and the City and whatever else you want to catch up on on Neon. So many

amazing things, but you've got to go through me. She's the LeBron James of... LeBron? What's the plot? She's washed up, but she's still here. Yeah, is that him? A hook or by crook, poor Brooke's of what's the plot. She's washed up but she's still here. He sucks. Yeah, is that him? Bree and Clint. A hook or by crook, poor Brooke's got food poisoning

but she's hanging out to do one more secret sound guess. She will not leave until she does this guess. That's the problem with only one person knowing the secret sound. Like you are literally indispensable. Yeah, you can't leave because no one else knows what it is. I feel like we could have let her do it from home in bed though. Like we could have just called her on the phone. Yeah, phone her then.

But not Ross Boss. And not Brooke actually. She's too committed. Well she's fast asleep. Poor thing. Does anyone else know what it is? I don't want to wake her up. I know. Oh here comes Ross Boss. Ross Boss here he comes. No don't come and see us Matt.

Don't come in here. Go and see Brooke. Surely he knows what it mate. No, don't go see Brooke. Don't come in here. Don't come in here. Go and see Brooke, okay? Surely he knows what it is. Get her a MyZone, okay? She looks like a raisin. Oh, Siri, oh, Siri comes. Yeah.

Could she go home? Yeah, I was going to say, should we just let her sleep for a bit? Yeah, we are letting her sleep. That's what we're saying. But, yeah, and then we'll get her. She doesn't have to do the next one. Let's just cancel Secret Sound. Cost saving. It's a cost of living crisis, guys. Oh, we are letting her sleep. That's what we're saying. But yeah, and then we'll get out. She doesn't have to do the next one. Okay. Let's just cancel Secret Sound. Cost saving. It's a cost of living crisis, guys. Oh, no,

no, we still want to do it again. No, you can't cancel. Oh, no, she's awake. She's pulling the fingers. Oh, aren't they so cute when they wake up like that? They grow up so fast. Alright, let's get some electrolytes in her and she just has to hold out for 25 more minutes, okay? And then she can go.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline, that she can do. Bree and Clint's

What's the Plot? Today we play for 50 KFC chicken No, $50 cash But just for getting on air Alex, you've scored yourself a three month Neon subscription Congratulations Awesome, thank you Boom

You're about to go head to head with Brie That's me She's our movie guessing champion Usually She's on the back foot, though. I got absolutely slaughtered last week, remember? Yeah, you did. You didn't get a single point.

Did not even get a look in. And if you want to do that, Alex, you've got to get two in a row to win the game, okay? Sounds good. Okay, you buzz in with your name when you're ready. Don't wait for me to finish reading out these movie plot lines. Just go for it when you think you know it. Okay.

Today, the theme is summer is over. So we're doing summer movies. Oh. Saturday. Summer's over on Saturday. If you believe that summer is December to end of February, which it absolutely is.

Some people will be like, nah, it's the 21st of March. Shut up. Okay, here we go. Movie plot line number one. Good luck, Alex. An independent hotelier in the Greek islands is preparing for her daughter's... Brie. Hello. Mamma Mia.

Wow, that's good. Damn, he was right there, though, wasn't he? Were you going to say Mamma Mia, Alex? I was about to say Mamma Mia. Yeah, I could tell he knew it. That's a confidence builder for Brie too. No, I think it doesn't because I... Really? I could see he was right there. You can tell he's good. This is going to

be quite the battle. Summer movies. Movie two. A single man who drinks too much. A father with three daughters who he rarely sees. A guy who is... Alex? Mrs Doubtfire? Mrs Doubtfire. Good guess. Free guess,

Brie. Pass. I need more. I'll carry on. A guy who is overweight and unemployed. A henpecked house husband. A successful Hollywood agent married to a fashion designer. Brie. Brie.

Grownups. Wow. Dominant. That was a good one. That was good. It was a good game from you, though, too, Alex. Alex, you don't go home empty-handed. We've got that three-month Neon subscription for you.

They've got the latest blockbuster movies. You can sign up to Max on Neon for just $12.99 a month, but not you because you're getting it for free. Well done. Thank you. I played against LeBron of Movie Plot, so I wasn't good enough today. Yeah, totally. There's no shame in losing to the LeBron of movie games.

I'm also like LeBron and passed my prime as well in this game, I think. But thank you, totally. There's no shame in losing to the LeBron of movie games. I'm also like LeBron and past my prime as well in this game, I think. But thank you, Alex. I appreciate you, mate. Thanks, everything. And you were balding for a while, but it came back. Yeah, it grew back, though. It was that diet.

That carnivore diet really sent me out. I was wasting my life away as I do on TikTok last night and a question came up on my feed and it made me think about it for a second and I thought we could all listen to

the question and then I'd like to hear everyone's answers, okay? Here was the question. If you were offered $1 million to not talk to your best friend for one year, are you taking the offer? Yes. Yes.

Yes. What if my best friend's Ryan, my fiancé? Oh, yuck. No, I'm serious. That's not yuck. Yuck. Grow up. Yuck.

Grow up. Yuck. You grow up. Grow up. Disgusting. I'm going to call my best friend right now. No, that was the... That's what we're going to do, yeah. Oh, you want to do it next? my best friend right now. No, that's what we're going to do.

I'm going to do it next. We have to discuss first. Oh, there's no discussion. No, but my question for you is would your best friend actually think the same? Would your best friend be offended? No, I think we're on the same page. Would your best friend expect money out of the million dollars? Oh, so they don't get a million dollars out of it?

No. Just you. No, no, no. It's just you. Okay. But you and your best friend can't talk for a year. Okay. Can I buy him stuff?

No. Not with the million dollars that you want. But I get a million dollars. You get a million dollars. I hope he says yes. It's greedy if he doesn't. Like selfish. I don't know what my best friend would say. I've got

a couple of best friends. But the best friend I'm thinking of, hopefully he answers. If you consider a couple of people to be your best friend, then I believe in this question you can't talk to any of them. What? Yeah. That means I get two million then. No, it doesn't.

No, no, no, no. This is your penalty for having multiple best friends. Wait, how are you... That's not part of it. Listen to the question. How are you the bloody ganned off of this question now?

Listen to the question. If you were offered one million dollars to not talk to your best friend for one year, are you taking the offer? It's not best friends. No. I pick one

and that's the one I can't talk to. The question is, the person that you consider to be your best friend, you can't talk to them. And if you consider two people to be your best friends. No. I pick one and that's the one I can't talk to. The person that you consider to be your best friend, you can't talk to them. And if you consider two people to be your best friends, then you can't talk to them. No, that would be best friends. So I pick one.

I pick one best friend and I can't talk to that one. No, because you're supplementing your best friend-ness with the other best friends. How are you the gatekeeper of this whole question? Why are you so mad? It's not even a real question. Well, it could be. Maybe it'll come up in real life.

You never know. Pick one of your multiple best friends. Yeah. We're going to call our best friends next. We'll call them next. We're going to break the news to them that we're not talking for a year. Text us your decision too, 9696. You're not talking to your bestie for a whole year for a million dollars?

Not really. I've brought a question to the table. Would you not talk to your best friend if it meant you won a million dollars? Only for one year. Clint didn't even think about it. He just goes, yep. Neither did you. Well, I was just saying what happened with you

and then I was going to say what happened with me. We both said yes. But neither of us have checked it with our best friends. Well, I want to see what our best friends Would choose And then we can discuss, obviously The T's and C's Whose best friend are we going to first?

Well, you think You're pretty sure that your best friend Would say the same thing We're such good friends that I believe we're on the same page Please welcome to the show Adam Burns Kia ora Adam, would you not talk to Clint Roberts Yeah, we're such good friends that I believe we're on the same page. Please welcome to the show Adam Burns. Kia ora. Kia ora.

Adam, would you not talk to Clint Roberts for one year if it meant you won a million dollars? Oh, one year? I thought we meant a lifetime. Well, I mean, you can choose to do that if you want to. Yeah, that's a separate question. And we'll still give you the million. I think I can survive for 12 months without contact. And that's what I said too.

Would you be fine to not talk to me for one year if I got a million dollars but you didn't? No, I think this would require some negotiation, I think. Yeah. Yeah, that's a curly one. Yeah, this is awkward for you, Adam, because the time starts now Bye

See you later Okay bye I think he'll enjoy the peace and quiet There he goes He's like oh Okay So nice Bree's managed to draw

One of her best friends from a hat And Cam Mansell joins us on the phone Hi Cam Hi Cam Mansell Seriously Draw from a hat Excuse you Excuse her, right?

Cam, you know it's Bree. It's Bree and Cam till the end. Bree and Cam and nobody else. Bree said that she has multiple best friends and you are one of them. Well, my mum is one of my best friends. That's okay. I'll be a close second to mum

when I die. Yeah, see, Cam knows because we're best friends. So you could not talk to Cam, but you couldn't not talk to your mum? Nah, I could not talk to my mum because time's okay. I'll be a close second to mum and dad. Yeah, see, Cam knows because we're best friends. So you could not talk to Cam, but you couldn't not talk to your mum? Nah, I could not talk to my mum because time's precious. Whereas Cam, he's young. Cam's going to live forever. He's virile, you know. If I know Cam Mansell, he's got good swimmers. Hey, Cam, question for you.

If someone said, I will give you a million dollars, but you can't talk to your best friend Bree for one year are you saying yes or no? I've already answered the question I honestly don't think I could not talk to you for a year cute, see that's a real best friend

oh is that the answer you wanted? yeah, kind of, because then I'd just share half of my million with you how good no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop, Cam. She said you're not allowed to share the money. You said one of the rules was you're not allowed to share the money.

See, I am the gatekeeper of the question, so I've just changed the rules. So we all win, Cam. You and I, Brie and Cam, till the end. Till the very end. My best friend Adam is still here. Can you change your answer and say you can't live without me? No, because that's...

That was the perfect answer from Adam. I'll be a little bit dark, to be honest. Great, great. I got no million dollars and my best friend could live without me. What a great result. There's a story doing the rounds today No million dollars and my best friend could live without me. What a great result. Bree and Clint. There's a story doing the rounds today from SNL cast member Colin Jost. He's one of the guys that does that news segment.

Yeah. If you're an SNL watcher. But people mainly know him as Scarlett Johansson's husband. Yeah, he's the man who got Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, and there's a story doing the – because he hosts a TV show and I think it's a game show called Pop Culture Jeopardy. Oh, yeah. Kind of like Jeopardy but with more pop culture-based questions. Anyway, there's this story doing the rounds today where on the show

they were talking about, one of the contestants was talking about a time she had to go through the trash to find a ring. And he goes, that actually happened with me and my wife, Scarlett Johansson, and I went through the trash. Take a listen. My wife actually lost her engagement ring

accidentally through it in the trash. And I looked through 12 dumpsters of trash. And then I went back to the house and she said, oops, it was in my pocket. I mean, for Scarlett Johansson, you probably would go through 12 dumpsters of trash. I would eat 12 dumpsters of trash just to spend one hour with that woman. She has that power. Even when she turned out to have the ring in her pocket the whole time, he still had to

apologise. A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He needs to get on his knees and grovel at Scarlet Doohan. He said, sorry that you thought you lost your ring. Yeah, I'm so sorry that I now smell like trash. Smell is where my mind went to. Can you imagine how bad he would have smelled?

There's not many things that are worse than going through the bin. It's the juice for me. Bin juice. It's bin juice. I don't know what it is. Would you drink a glass of bin juice for a million dollars? Yeah, I'd do it. I don't know if my body would let me do it.

It wouldn't. It would reject it. But I'd sign up to do it. I'd give it. I don't know if my body would let me do it. It wouldn't. It would reject it. But I'd sign up to do it. I'd give it a go. When I tried to swallow that raw egg or the cat food, both your ideas, like I was willing to do it, but my body said no. You picked the fancy salmon cat food.

It wasn't even a bad one. No, you picked it for me because at the time I was pescatarian. Oh, did I? Yeah, you did. Well, that's actually really nice of me. Yeah, it was. It was quite kind of you. That's quite thoughtful of me.

Although, if I'm eating cat food, I reckon I'd probably rather have beef than fish. You reckon? Yeah. I think I'm staring clear of the jelly meat, the beef jelly meat. The bin would have some jelly meat in it. The bin would have some raw chicken leftovers in it. It would have all kinds of stuff. I remember one of my mates years ago rifling through not just their kitchen bin but –

The wheelie bin? The wheelie bin. Yeah. And it was like right at the end of bin week too, and it was because they believed, him and his girlfriend believed that they had thrown out a lottery ticket. Oh. And the thing is is that they were convinced. They were like that's what, because they couldn't find the lottery ticket.

But here's the thing. They didn't know if it was a winning lottery ticket or not. Oh, there was no reason to suggest that it was a winner. No. They just... Someone had won but they couldn't find the lottery ticket and they were convinced it was in the bin and they went through every ounce of that trash.

Even though no one trusts the app, that is where the app is good. You know? Yeah. But, I mean, sounds like where the app is good. You know? Yeah. But I mean, sounds like a fun Friday night though. Did it win? They never found it. They never found the ticket? So they don't know.

Oh, so they could have been. They could have. But I think, to be honest, I think it ended up, because I remember asking him about it and he was like, it actually came out that the winner wasn't from their area. Yeah. So they didn't win. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Yeah. Bree said earlier that there's not much she would go through the bin for until we realised there's so many things you'd have to go through the bin for. Car keys, wedding rings. Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett Johansson. If you accidentally threw Scarlett Johansson out. Yeah.

If she asked me to go through the bin, I'd go through the bin. If she asked me to live in a bin. I would. I would. Yeah. Call me Oscar the Grouch. If I'd go through the bin. If she asked me to live in a bin. I would. I would. Yeah. Call me Oscar the Grouch. If I can just, if we can FaceTime while I'm in the bin. Call me Oscar the Grouch Johansson.

I will get in there. I will. Are we coming across desperate? Nah. She's never going to hear this. Oh, $800 at M or text on 9696. What did you go through the bin for? We've all on 9696. What did you go through the bin for? We've all been there.

Or who did you go through the bin for? And are you still angry at them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Talking about times you rifled through the bin. Yeah.

For whatever it may have been, but you can put your hand up and say, yeah, I went to that level and I rummaged through the rubbish. Scarlett Johansson's husband did it to find her ring and he came back covered in trash and she goes,

it was in my pocket. And then he said, God, you are the most amazing wife. He said, I'm sorry that that happened to you. I could ever ask for. Yeah, yeah. And then. Please forgive me for smelling like trash. Scarlett Johansson, you goddess of a woman.

So we want to know what you went through the bin for. Mel's here. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi, guys. Hi. Tell us, mate, what did you rifle through the rubbish for? Okay, first of all, I would also rifle through 12 bins of Scarlett Johansson.

Oh, wouldn't we all, Mel? I have to say that up front. Yes, Mel, jump on the Scar Jo train. She has that power, yeah. But mine is like sitting the same, new baby, screamed a lot, wouldn't latch on when I was feeding her. Yes. Like discovered this magical thing, like cover I could put on my nipple that she would latch

on straight away and feed really well, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. And so anyway, classic story, had the mother-in-law there helping and she must have. I love how you can tell everything you need to know from the tone in helping. And she must have like just, I don't know, like swiped it into the bin with a bunch of other stuff

that she found or whatever. And so I went to get her up at like midnight and she was screaming and I was trying to feed her to calm her down and I couldn't find it and I would have gone. Yes, I dug right through that and yes, it got rinsed off numerous times and used, but I would have done anything at that stage

in my newborn's life to stop dad screaming. Fair enough. I went there. Fair enough. Only people who have had newborn babies truly understand the term whatever it takes, eh, Mel? Yeah. Whatever it takes.

I often used to say to people, if I had to hang her upside down on, you know, the boat line, I would have, yeah. You would have waded through poo to get that nipple cover, wouldn't you, Mel? Like, I think we all do. I think she did. I think there were nappies in the bin. I mean, that's what's happening here.

She pretty much did. Thanks, Mel. We appreciate it. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hey, guys. Good, thanks.

I shouldn't ask how we work. No. But it's good. I'm now waiting for you to ask how I am. How are you, Brie? I'm good, thank you, Hayley. Thanks for asking. My question for you is...

None of your business, Hayley. None of your business. Hayley, what did you go through the bin for? So me and my friend were having BK and she managed to throw her retainer in the bin. Oh, no. When we were clearing the tray. Yeah, we had someone do that here at ZM.

Do you remember the person who put their Invisalign in the bin? Yes. Oh, no. In the same situation, they took it out to have lunch, and then they, like, wrapped up the rubbish and put it in the bin. Well, I mean, it's called Invisalign for a reason. It's so invisible, isn't it? Correct.

Did they find it, Hayley? Yes, and thankfully it wasn't too far down, so we didn't have to go through too much. Yeah, it was pretty foul. Yeah. At least BK Rubbish, you know it's just BK in there. Yeah, it's not like disgusting bits and bobs. I was going to say human waste, but I mean like household waste.

Or nappies. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. Thanks, Hayley. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hello, how are you guys? We're good. I'm good, thank you Anonymous. Thanks for asking.

What'd you go through the bin for Anonymous? Well, I was growing up and it was, I think the day after Christmas we, Christmas chaos, about to head away on a family holiday. I've got four older sisters living on a rural property. And I think just before we left, we realised that,

I can't remember what sister, or if it was me, but one of us threw our brand new Pandora bracelet and charm into the bin. That you got for Christmas? Yes. Yeah. And it was two massive big barrel bins on a rural property. So the chaos, I think, I remember us all sitting in the truck

and we're like horrific and notoriously like no one in our friends and family for being gaggers. I bet you were all gaggers that day. Yeah, so it was mum. She was digging through it and we could see then she had like a big dry heave and then all of us would be set off and it was just like that. It's a chain reaction when that happens. Wait, because you guys were

gaggers, you just got to watch mum go through the barrel bins. Yeah and then we were all gagging at mum gagging. That sounds like a fun afternoon if you ask me. It's a chain gag reaction. Yeah, it's like a Pandora's bracelet of women gagging, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Very easy gaggers.

I was just driving home from work about the bin juice. Did you find the Pandora bracelet? Yes, she did. I think I was going through one of the big drums. It was in the next one. And then you were like, I can't wear that. It's been in the bin.

I don't know. You always have that thought when that happens if it was worth the next box. And then you were like, I can't wear that. It's been in the bin. I don't know. You always have that thought when that happens if it was worth it. Totally. This one is so good. They said, on Christmas, we bought the kids a Nintendo Switch with a few games. After Christmas breakfast and everything, we went to set it up and find the game chip was missing.

And I thought maybe my toddler randomly put the game chip in the bin because we literally looked through everything. I rummaged through all the rough, old, gross bin juices to find it. Wasn't there. Turned out the game was actually an access download code. I love it. It's so good you've got to do

a cost benefit analysis before you go through the bin and you go how much is this how much is the thing and how much do I value not going through the bin it's also a case of

and how poor am I at the moment also a case of what do I know is in that bin you know some bins are worse than others

that comes into it yeah a waste paper bin versus a bin. Like my bin, we tip the cat litter into. Oh, I'm not going through that. That would have to be. Oh, it would have to be the winning lotto ticket.

It would have to be one of my children in the bin for me to go through it, I reckon. You'd think about it still though, wouldn't you? Even then I'd do a cost benefit analysis. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, well, how much are they going to cost me in the long run? It was free, that kid. Yeah. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Free and Clint.

Hey, you know, we were just talking about what did you go through the bin for. Yeah. This text is so funny. And quite a good life hack, actually. Yeah. They said a friend thought that she had thrown her keys into the bin. So instead of searching through the bin for the keys, they put the bin in the passenger seat of the car

to see if the car would start. The car did not start, so they knew the keys weren't in the bin. That is... That's genius. That's genius. If you've got one of those cars that does that, that's so smart. Also, great if you want to ride in the T2 lane. Just take the bin for a ride. Yeah, they go, sir, what's that? You go, oh, that's so smart. Also, great if you want to ride in the T2 lane. Just take the bin for a ride.

Yeah, they go, sir, what's that? You go, oh, that's my ex. He's full of rubbish. Free and clean. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll do three and play one.

Michaela is going first. And Michaela is a special entrance into Birthday Banger because you've been hand-selected. You said in your Instagram bio that it was your dream to be on Birthday Banger, Michaela. Oh, my God. It's been on there for two years. And then I've been too lazy to actually call in.

So this is very exciting. Are you serious, Michaela? Two years? We found you instead. So welcome. It's good to have you on here. Oh, my God. Thank you. I feel like there's a lot of pressure on this, Michaela, two years. We found you instead. So welcome. It's good to have you on here. Oh, my God. Thank you.

I feel like there's a lot of pressure on this, Michaela. Is there anything that you're hoping that your birthday bang is going to be? What's the vibe? Okay, so I don't want anything slow. Okay. And I don't even know what year I was, 16, to be honest. And I haven't Googled it or anything. Okay, good.

Just tell me. Good. Poor Michaela. This has been two years. I was 16, to be honest, and I haven't Googled it or anything. Okay, good. Just tell me. Good, okay. Poor Michaela. This is big pressure. What's your date of birth? What is your birthday? Sorry, 4th of November, 1987. Sorry, a bird just hit my car.

It's a good sign. It's a good omen, Michaela. Michaela, you were 16, that means, in 2003, and here it is, Michaela, two years. Is it means, in 2003. And here it is, Michaela. Two years isn't worth the wait. Your birthday banger. We cannot stop now. Yes.

Oh, it's a record. Come on. Oh, we love it. Oh, I can't go past a bit of scribe stand-up. You're obviously happy, Michaela. You're absolutely stoked. Happier than that bird anyway Did the bird die? Yes, no, it's on the ground there

Tell him to stand up If that bird's listening, stand up We're going to have to play this song for the bird Okay, wait there We're going to do Harley's birthday banger Hi, Harley Hi, Harley Hi Is this your dream, Harley? We got it locked down. I'm ready to rock. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Harley's birthday banger. Hi, Harley. Hi, Harley.

Hi. Is this your dream, Harley? Has this been your dream to do birthday banger? Yes. I've been a long-time listener, first-time caller. Wait a second, Harley. Oh, we love it, Harley. Welcome to the show, finally. Yeah.

All we need, mate, is your birthday. The 9th of April, 2008. Okay, that means you were 16 only recently, last year in 2024. And on that day, Harley, this was number one. Please stay. I want you, I need you. Still on the ZM playlist. This was number one. Still on the ZM playlist, Benson Boone, Beautiful Things. What do you reckon?

Yeah, it's a good song. It is a good song. It's a ripper. He's so good. Okay, wait there, Harley. We're going to do Lauren's birthday banger. G'day, Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, how's it going?

Good, mate. Whereabouts are you calling from? I'm in Christchurch right now. I'm heading to a photo shoot. Well, I'm pulled over, but I was on my way to a photo shoot. What type of photo shoot? Just family photo shoot. Like a glamour photo shoot with all the family members there?

Oh, goodness. I wish it was a glamour shoot. Just like a traditional family photo shoot. But if you want to do a glamour shoot, I'd do one. Oh, you're the photographer? Yeah, yeah, I wish it was a glamour shoot. Just like a traditional family photo shoot. But if you want to do a glamour shoot, I'd do one. Oh, you're the photographer? Yeah, yeah, I'm the photographer. Oh, right. Oh, Bree's looking to get some tasteful nudes done.

Could you do those for us? Yeah, but I want a fair coat. Absolutely. Yeah, and a real soft lighting. Yeah, I just want it very soft, almost just pitch black. The softest. The softest you can go. Okay, Lauren, what's your date of birth?

21st of January, 1988. Alright, that means you were 16, Lauren, in 2004. We've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Oh, Lauren, bit of baby bash. Sugar, sugar. Didn't go good on the UE boom while Bree's doing her semi-nude shoot.

I'm picturing Spread Eagle, Lauren. What do you think of that pose? I might direct you in a different way. Yeah, thanks, Lauren. What does Spread Eagle mean to you? I was thinking more like, you know, face down. We'd have to put the UE boom in as a diffuser. Hey, you stay away from my Yui boom.

Thank you very much. Wait there, Lauren. I'm voting for scribe and stand up. I've got to go with my girl, Michaela. She's waited two years for it, and we need to see if we can revive the bird. Michaela, you give that bird mouth to mouth. We're going to play your birthday banger, okay?

Thank you guys so much, honestly. It was worth the wait, Michaela. We appreciate you. Have a good Arvo. You too. Bye. From 2003, here's a scribe banger on ZM. Can we talk about dog poo for a second?

Sure. I deal with it on the daily. Me too. I'm a recently minted? Sure. I deal with it on the daily. Me too. I'm a recently minted dog man. I've only had a dog for three months. But once you've got a dog, it's all on. Like it's poos and wheeze and hair and all of that. And you've got to know the rules around it.

Okay? I found this post online about putting your dog's droppings in other people's wheelie bins. This is when you're out for a walk. Correct. As any dog owner would know, I know where every single bin, council bin, is in my area. Me too. And I plan my dog walks.

Accordingly. Accordingly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. This one's a bit interesting. Have a listen to this. This person wrote, I was walking up to my house when a girl's dog took a big stinky crap on the pathway in front of my house. I'm not exaggerating. She picked it

up and then tried to put the open plastic bag of poo into my empty recycling bin, which had just been emptied by the truck. We live in a place that will refuse your bins if they have materials that are not recyclable, like dog poo. I told her, no, no, no, no, no, you can't do that. She asked me if I had somewhere else that she could throw the poo out. And I told her to tie it up and take it with her. She then started to argue with me. So I told her she can't put it in my recycling because then I have to take it out and put it somewhere else. She kept saying, but it's garbage. While I reminded her that you can't recycle dog crap.

I took my bins inside and she kept yelling at me incoherently from the street. And I just told her that I won't be backing down. I'm pretty sure she threatened to come back and let the dog do it again. So that lady's obviously crazy. The lady who's trying to put it in the bin. To be honest, both of them sound like a punish if you ask me. No.

Both of them. I'm over both these people. No, you can't put dog poo in the recycling bin. Oh, wait, is this, are you the person that wrote this in? No, no, no. She's like, Mate, calm down.

Calm down. It was an accident. If it was her wheelie bin and she was saying, no, you can't put that in there. Mate, I agree she is in the wrong. Like, why are you putting dog poo? You always tie the dog poo up. That's 101 of dog poo.

First mistake, yes. Dog poo pickups. And then two, you don't put it in the recycling bin. But three, that person who's written this whole post about it sounds like a punish as well. I would never put my dog's poo in someone else's wheelie bin if they could see me. So you'd do it if you knew you could get away with it.

Because I walk my dog really early in the morning. One day someone is going to catch him. I know, but I'm like sneaking around and I'll drop and run. Like we'll put it in and then we're out of there. Someone's going to have security cameras one day and they're going to put up a post on the community page. Do you know

the mystery pooper? The mystery pooper. I'm terrified. Yeah. I'm terrified to put poo in anyone's bin. I feel bad. But do you do it anyway? Nah, I don't. And that's just me being honest.

I have done it. Like, I have done it. But I'm just too scared of being confronted. Like, I would, like you, if I knew that no one could see me and I wasn't going to get caught, I'd do it. If I didn't have a dog and I found someone else's dog poo in my bin. I wouldn't care. I reckon I'd be a bit miffed.

I don't care. But now that I have a dog, if I found someone else's dog poo in there, I'd be like, we've got to stand up for each other. We're in this together. And welcome to being a dog person. Yeah, yeah. Where dog people understand dog people.

Obviously not in the recycle though. No, not in the recycling bin. Yeah, normal bin. No, and not in that food scraps bin either. What about if someone put their own poo in your bin? Well, is it coming out of, is it in a bag? It's in a bag, yeah, it's in a bag. Or are they hanging their ass into my bin to do it?

It's fine. Bree and Clint. The biggest thing on Netflix, I reckon, in the last month or so is that apple cider vinegar show. Do you want to tell me

how this all started? I was diagnosed with a stage four brain tumour. That was four years ago. I've learnt to seek out what's raw and honest. We've built a beautiful community together. I'm going to seek out what's raw and honest. We've built a beautiful community together.

I'm going to live. I need to know what I'm doing. The story is about this Aussie woman named Belle Gibson and I knew all about this story before this show came out because in Australia, I was living in Australia at the time when this all kind of came out in the media, which was about 2015, 2016. Everyone in Australia knew who she was. If you haven't seen anything about it, it's about this woman named Belle Gibson who pretends to have terminal brain cancer. And then essentially she launches a lifestyle app and a book

and all these other things and says that she cured herself through like natural or healthy food. She's a con artist who told other real cancer sufferers how she thinks they can beat their cancer, right? Yeah, essentially. And the show's huge. People are entranced by this story. Yeah, essentially. And the show's huge. People are entranced by this story.

And if you are someone who's been watching it, you will know that the book that she released, because she had this huge book deal, and the book was called The Whole Pantry, which obviously got pulled from the shelves when all of this, you know, stuff came to light and she got outed as a con artist. The books are now being sold on places like eBay and other places after the success of this show where people want to read this book. People want to see what she said in the book.

It's a cookbook essentially but she's written bits and pieces about her journey and how she cured herself with these healthy meals and stuff like that. It's like a real morbid collector's item now, eh? Yeah. I've done some research. You want to know how much these books are going for? Yeah.

I've found books that range from anything between $40 up to $760. Whoa. People are selling these for. I wonder if the recipes were any good. Obviously the recipes are not going to cure cancer, but do they taste good? It doesn't mean it was a crappy cookbook. I can answer that. Well, I can answer that from this.

I watched this TikTok of this woman who knew Belle Gibson back in 2015 or 2014 whenever the book was released and she went to the book launch. Oh, yeah. So she knew Belle and she had the cookbook and she talks about in this TikTok how the cookbook's a really great cookbook. Weird, though. But weird, yeah. If people come around and they see you're cooking out of the

Apple Cider Vinegar Ladies cookbook. Where's this recipe from? Yeah. But, yeah, it'd be interesting to see what some of the recipes are like. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't want to – I guess the money's not going to go to her though, so it doesn't matter.

No, she is not profiting from – She doesn't get any of the money. No, the resale of any of these books. She's still out there, eh? Yeah. There's not much on what she's doing or where she is now. I know she moved to LA. I know because that TV show on Netflix was so popular,

I've seen Netflix have now put up a follow-up documentary about the 60 Minutes interview with her. Have you seen that? The follow-up? Yeah. Wild. Someone just texted through and they said, do we know why it's called apple cider vinegar?

Curious George here. I'm pretty sure it's called apple cider vinegar because she claimed that she had some sort of rash, I think, and that she drunk apple cider vinegar. And it cured it. And it cured it. And I think that's where the name comes from. God, everyone was drinking apple cider vinegar for a bit, eh? Weren't they? That was such a thing. And I was like, mm, I'm starting to like it. And I think that's where the name comes from. God, everyone was drinking apple cider vinegar for a bit, eh?

Weren't they? That was such a thing. And I was like, mmm, I'm starting to like it. I feel like it burnt my esophagus. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. The whole pantry, if you have 700 and something dollars, you can buy one on eBay. I do, and I will.

Would you pay roughly $40 for one single strawberry? No. Sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Yeah. But a video is going viral at the moment where this woman has gone to this place in LA and has bought a strawberry for $19, which is roughly $40, New Zealand. One strawberry. What's the deal with the strawberry?

Is it? So it's organic. Okay. Is one thing. Yeah. And it claims to be the best tasting strawberry in the entire world. Okay. It's imported all the way from Kyoto in Japan.

Okay, so it's not fresh. And it's a big strawberry. Like it's quite a decent sized strawberry. I don't know if it's 40 bucks worth. How big? Like I've had big strawberries before. It's probably like three small strawberries put together maybe. Okay.

So I mean. Strawberries are fricking expensive at the moment. But $40. Yeah, they are cheap, but not that expensive. Do I want to taste the world's best strawberry? Yes. Am I willing to risk $40 for it? No. At the end of the day, it's still going to be a strawberry, though.

Yeah. Like, is any strawberry, even if it's the best tasting strawberry in the world, is it worth $40? Oh, I'm pretty hot for strawberries. Like. Like, I reckon if it's the best tasting strawberry in the world, is it worth $40? I'm pretty hot for strawberries. Like? Like I reckon they're probably the best fruit, although they're not, they're a berry.

But you know what I mean? I reckon they're elite. What are you talking about? Yeah. A berry is a fruit. Is it? Okay, then I stand by what I said. What are you on about?

I thought it was like fruits and berries. No. Berries are fruits? Okay, we're good. I'm Googling it. What are you talking about? Oh, berries. Ella, producer Ella, can you please jump in here?

Are you joking? Is he kidding? It's a fruit. Yes, berries are a type of fruit. Okay, sweet. Conversation settled. You idiot. I nearly swore that I was so shocked. I thought it was like...

What? I thought it was like legumes and nuts and... How old are you? ...furies and... 30-something years. Oh, my word. And you've just found out that a strawberry is actually a fruit. Well, when I said it, I was worried that it wasn't.

Just so you know, bananas are also fruits. Apple is a fruit. Apple, also fruit. Nectarine, fruit. Tomato, fruit. Okay, bananas are also fruits. Apple are fruits. Apple, also fruit. Nectarine, fruit. Tomato, fruit. Okay, so he knows that. Wait, tomatoes are fruit? Yeah.

Just kidding. Damn it, I thought I had one. I thought I had one. Yuck it in. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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