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It's Zidems, Brea and Clint, the podcast.
Zidim's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC.
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Zendams, Bre and Clint's Kling.
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brea and Clint show on a Friday.
Happy Bloody Friday.
Good to be here.
Glad we made it to Friday, to be honest.
Yeah.
It's been a hell of a week.
Yeah.
I don't really remember.
the week, to be honest.
Hair do's.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm very excited for today
because the return of something
is happening today at 5 o'clock.
We've really let ourselves down this year
when it comes to Friday Oakey, but no more.
No.
We've drawn a line in the sand and no more.
You will not have to suffer a Friday
without suffering through our Friday Oki
ever again.
I like that.
Because we're doing Hillary Duff today.
Hillary Duff.
How hard can it be to be up the Duff?
How hard?
That the rain
That we're out of practice
Because that's what make this segment great
Yeah right
Big day for the festies too
All the Christchurch people off to Electric Avenue
So jealous
Auckland people off to Good Charlotte and the Domain
God it's a hell of a day for bloody concerts
So if you're on your way there
We'll keep your company on the way
Let's kick things off with Trady versus Lady
Shall we
Yes 50 bucks up for grabs for your Friday
Heading into the weekend
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Friday jams as well, all the way up to 5 o'clock.
It's all coming up Friday, isn't it?
Play Z-N's Bree and Clint.
This is the main event.
Treaty versus Lady!
Yes, welcome to Trady versus Lady.
We do like to keep to score.
The Trady's picked up a win yesterday, taking them to 11,
but the ladies are clearly out in front on 17.
Our lady is in Cow Country.
She's in Morinsville.
She's 38 and she's married to a train driver.
Welcome to the show, Libby.
Gailay Libby.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
Does he have the overalls and the little hats?
Hot.
Not more like just than hybrid.
Oh, boring.
Bring back the stripy train driver outfits on the same.
And the neckerchief.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Libby would like that.
Yeah, maybe on the weekend, Libby.
You're taking you on our tradie from Dunedin.
He's 20 and he's had a very big week.
Welcome to the show, William.
Good day, William.
Hey, good day.
You've continued on from O week, I'm assuming, William.
Ah, yeah, I have a big O week.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a rough one, it was a rough one.
Have you had a big week on the tools or a big week on the beers?
Big week on the tools.
I've been digging a week.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, nah.
You know, got to do what you're going to do.
Don't ask. Don't ask, Clint.
Don't ask.
Don't ask.
Okay, all right.
William, your buzzers, Trady.
Libby, Lady, first of three.
You get 50 bucks from KFC.
Here we go, guys.
Best of luck. Question number one.
Zach Braff was the star of which TV series set in a hospital
that celebrated its revival of the show this week.
Lady.
Yes, Libby.
Is it Scrubs?
It was Scrubs.
It was Scrubs.
Scrubs is back.
I saw the cast and what they look like.
So weird.
Yes.
They're all back.
I know, the whole lot of them.
They're all back.
Question number two, one to the ladies.
Which celebrity cook shot to fame under the name The Naked Chef?
Lady.
Yes, Libby.
Jamie Oliver?
It is Jamie Oliver.
William, you need this one to keep yourself in it.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Mate, you got this one.
Here we go.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Lady.
Libby.
For the down trout.
Oh my God.
Billy Eilish.
She's done it.
She's a league.
The big rough wheat continues, William.
That was a downtrown, mate.
Sorry.
Oh, I had no chance.
William's too dusty.
It's the luck of the draw, really.
Poor old William wasn't even born when Scrubs came out.
Or Jamie Oliver.
Nah, neither of those.
Poor Will.
Oh, well.
Lib, we got 50 bucks cash coming you away.
Another win for the ladies.
Good on you, Libby.
Awesome, thanks.
No worries.
Say hi to your train.
drove a husband for us.
I will.
Tutu-to.
He can be my fat control up.
It's a Thomas to take into reference, do it.
ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast.
You know when you get secondhand stress from someone else
and something they're doing that has no impact on you,
there's no effect on you whatsoever, you gave me that today.
I was watching Bree's Instagram story of her.
I think you left the house about 10.
30 this morning. Correct. To find a outfit, a whole outfit to wear to a wedding on Monday. Yeah. And you
have no time to shop on the weekend. And you had to be at work at 1230. Yeah. So you gave yourself two hours
that's enough to find an outfit for the wedding. I know it's not enough. It's not enough. Because I know
you're particular about these things. Oh, so particular. I don't, I, like, it's so crazy. I've
known about this wedding for ages. Yes. Ages. And I think because of my sense,
sickness. I have literally just been focusing on not dying. Oh, you mean the virus you had last
week? I was like, which sickness is she referring to? Yeah, I've been real sick. I was like, which one
of your conditions are you referring to? No, I've been real sick. And you know when you're sick,
you're like, oh, just get through today. And you just block everything else out. And then I was like,
last night, when I was trying to sleep, I was like, you don't have an outfit for the wedding.
And I was like, and I woke up this morning in a panic and was like, I need to find an outfit.
And it was not a good time for me.
No.
Not a good time.
Shopping under pressure is really very good, is it.
Shopping anyways, awful.
Shopping on a time, like on a short time frame?
Terrible.
Because you know you have to make a decision.
And everything you try on that isn't right just eats into more time.
Yep.
And every shop takes longer than you think.
You think two hours, I can get around the shops.
No, you can't.
I reckon you can go to three or four shops if you want to try things on.
100%.
And trying stuff on takes time and I get sweat.
Why is it so hot in the changing rooms?
Is it just me?
It's crazy.
Or is it?
Do you find it really hot?
I do too.
Between how hot and sweaty you get, which is gross.
I feel like I'm in a sauna when I'm in changing rooms.
How bad the lights are in the changing rooms?
How have they not figured it out yet?
Like make the changing rooms really, really cold, really cold.
And make the mirrors one of those skinny mirrors.
And make the mirrors skinny mirrors.
And make the lighting really flattering.
Do you know how many clothes you'll sell?
A lot more.
You'll sell so many clothes.
Worth the money.
I mean, you'll get home and you'll put the clothes on and you'll go, wait.
These don't look like they did in the shop.
What the hell?
But it doesn't matter.
You'll have bought them by that stage.
Exactly.
It's too late.
Anyway, you did manage to find something.
I did.
I'm not criticising what you chose.
I feel like you have settled.
I feel like you've just...
Oh, no, I definitely did.
But you've just gone.
I'm out of time.
That's not a bad thing for you to say.
That's 100% what happened.
I went, oh, this will do.
Oh, this will be fine.
And now it's affected the fact that I need to get a spray tan
because this outfit means I need to get a spray tan.
Oh, it's just a bad time.
It's relatable, though.
I have been in Barkers because I go to Barkers quite often.
And the number of times I've been in there,
and I have heard men walk in and go,
hey, can you guys help me? I need a suit for a wedding tomorrow.
Or hey, can you guys help me? It's my wedding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not far off. I saw Caleb Clark, the All Black, at the Hellberg Awards last week,
which is the night of nights for New Zealand sport. And someone goes up to him and they said,
oh, what are you wearing? And he goes, oh, shout out to Barkers. I went and saw the mist today.
And he's an all black. It's not like he can just get a suit off the rack. He's enormous.
The men are lucky, though. You guys are a bit more lucky than us.
Are we?
Yeah.
get a suit.
Yeah, you know?
Like, I feel like there's not all that much.
Worst case, just get a pants and some shirt.
And you're good.
No, get some pants and our shirt.
Yeah.
Get pants in.
Get a pants in some shirt.
I didn't know that was a word.
But you know what I mean?
Like, you can go pretty low.
It's pretty standard.
Yeah, you're right.
Whereas like, for us girls, it's kind of like there's so much choice.
Also, we can wear the same suit to every wedding we ever go to.
You guys can too, but I understand that you don't want to.
Well, depends.
Like if you're going to a wedding that you've attended lots of people
that are at that wedding at another wedding where you wore that outfit,
then you don't want to wear the same thing.
I get it.
But you can.
But you can, but then everyone's like,
Bree's wearing the same thing.
No, I don't reckon they are.
You don't?
No, I reckon that's in your head.
I don't reckon.
I reckon everyone else is too.
Producer Ella.
Producer Ella.
Yes, Ella.
No, that's ridiculous.
I'm with Bree.
Yep.
You can't wear the same outfit to wedding A,
wedding B, and then on your Instagram
feed, you're wearing the same outfit? But what if the weddings
are two years apart? I mean, your feed
that could be fine. So this dress that you've purchased
today, is this a single-use dress?
No, I'll wear it again. Yeah, you like to a wedding where
any of these other people are going.
Oh. You know what I mean? Okay, okay. A different
friendship group wedding. Okay, yeah, we do have it easier than you.
Yeah. You can wear the same shoes as well. You can
keep the same time. It'd be like, for example, let's say the
Radio Awards, which we attend each year with the same people.
Yes.
If I wore the same thing, you're telling me that no one at that radio awards would look at me
and go, she wore that last year.
So, I take your point.
I think if it's like a statement outfit, yeah, they would.
They'd be like, oh my God, I can't believe she wore that again.
But if it's a simple black dress or whatever, no one would notice.
Probably not.
Yeah.
But like, when have you seen me wear a simple black dress?
The Radio Awards.
Maybe you should try it.
Our question for you this afternoon is,
how late did you leave it before the big occasion?
To sort the outfit or your hair.
And how big was the occasion?
How big was the occasion?
How close did you cut it?
Days before it is crazy.
The day of is wild.
In the Uber on the way to the wedding would probably win.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would win.
Someone's message and said they have a rental dress company
and they could give me a free rental.
Oh God, where were you three hours ago?
That's so nice of you.
That is Franklin.
Bree's been out wedding dress shopping.
She's given herself two hours.
No, good distinction.
Yeah.
No one wants to marry me.
Dress shopping for a wedding that she is attending.
Correct.
Not as the bride?
No, that's never going to happen.
But we are hearing from people who cut it very fine to get the dress for the wedding as well.
Yeah, the wedding dress.
Their own wedding.
So let's see.
here how fine some people have cut it
Jen's here. Hi Jen. Hi Jen. Hi guys, how are you? Good
thanks. How fine did you cut it Jen?
Well, okay so my wedding was
three weeks away. Yeah. And I decided
at the very last minute I went in for my final fitting of the gown
that I thought I liked
to walk in and for the dress of my dreams
sitting on a or standing on a mannequin
Oh.
And I changed my mind and said, no, I don't want that dress now.
I want that one.
Yeah.
And how did that go down?
Yeah, it was a bit frantic.
Although saying that, it was like it was meant for me because I put it on and there was only two.
They need to take in two darts.
And that was it.
Really?
I think you're fine.
You only have one, well, I mean, if you're lucky, you only have one opportunity at this, you know?
Oh, no.
It was my second one anyway.
Oh, okay.
Get it, Jen.
Second of four.
Jen's like, not a big deal, I'll probably do it again.
Yeah, three times of charm in the middle or something.
Yeah.
Oh, very good, Jen.
Thank you.
Let's go to Janine.
Hi, Janine.
Hi, Janine.
Hi, there.
What was the occasion?
What was the item?
And how fine did you cut it, Janine?
It was my wedding, and a few hours before the wedding,
I needed to get some shoes and some flowers.
Wait.
For yourself?
You didn't have your wedding shoes or flowers.
The morning of?
No.
And to make it worse, my bride's maid had just had a baby two weeks before,
so her wedding dress had to, you know, wasn't fitting properly either.
So it was trying to get that ready.
My friend who was supposed to help us get ready ended up having to do something else.
So we're both trying to get ready while she's got a newborn baby.
Holy smokes.
Did you get the shoes, Janine?
Did you get the shoes?
Got the shoes, got some flowers.
And so where did you just turn up, did you just turn up to a florist and say, hey, I need a wedding bouquet?
Just, just, well, I need just, it was a simple wedding, so I wasn't, didn't get anything too seriously.
Where did you get the shoes?
Hannah's.
Yeah, so, okay.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah, so, at the ball.
I mean, why did you leave it to the morning of?
I can't remember the reason.
It was a while ago now, over 20 years ago, but I can't remember the reason now, but, um, then I was running so late.
it was like 45 minutes late
and the celebrant was going to leave
because she had another wedding to go.
No, Jenny!
Just got there in time to get married.
You're a hot mess, Janine.
I just picture Janine
morning of, she goes down to the mall
and she's trying on shoes
and the shop attendants like
what are these for?
And she's like, oh, my wedding,
which is this afternoon.
No, I'm picturing Jeanine
at St. Luke's in her wedding dress.
She's like, the shoes have to match this.
Yeah, yeah.
Runaway bride at St. Luke's.
Some people thrive under pressure, eh?
Yeah, Janine's one of them.
It was like me at school.
Like, I wouldn't do any of my assignments until the night before.
Same.
Yeah.
It's classic ADHD.
Just same.
For you, for me, it's just a quirk.
Undiagnosed.
No, for me, it's just part of my personality.
Undiagnosed.
My husband got a suit a week before the wedding.
Oh, yeah.
That's heaps of time in Janine's books.
What about this?
My husband bought his suit for a suit for
our wedding the day before.
He's the king of last minute.
The day before.
The day before is way too fine.
You're cutting it way too fine.
Unless you are like off the rack size,
I mean, but he probably didn't care.
If he hadn't looked into the suit the day before,
he wouldn't care if it wasn't properly.
Yeah, probably not.
What about this one?
My makeup artist ended up in hospital the night before my wedding
and I woke up to her message canceling.
Thankfully, after messaging around,
because it was before businesses were open,
I was able to find a freelance makeup artist
that came to me and did the most amazing job.
How stressful.
Yeah.
And then you got a good one because you would have to resign yourself
to the fact that this is the one that's available
and I'll just have to be happy with it.
It's like when I smashed my tooth out on Christmas Eve.
You just take what you can get.
And I had to go to an emergency dentist in Hamilton
because it was the only one I could find.
I was like, I just got to do it.
Otherwise I'm going to have no front tooth for rhythm and vine.
And you said they gave you some extra gas.
Yeah, it gassed me out.
Yeah. God, that's good karma though.
And they got a good one?
These messages are stressful.
Very stressful.
Anyway, if you've got something coming up next week.
Leave it to the last month.
No, do it this weekend.
Okay? Let it be a warning to you.
Because wouldn't you rather just be stress for like, you know, a little bit of time?
The problem with all these stories is they all worked out.
So all the people who leave it to the last minute have just gone.
That's the key. They've all gone.
Oh, it'll be fine.
Just do that again.
I'll be sweet.
Was it two weeks ago? Bad Bunny?
Did the Super Bowl halftime show?
Yeah, about two weeks ago.
About two weeks ago.
Captured the world's attention.
The most viewed halftime show ever.
Made a lot of Bad Bunny fans.
Did.
Around the world.
He already had, I mean, a ton.
But I feel like he gathered even more.
He's in Australia at the moment.
He's about to perform some sold-out shows in.
Sydney at Olympic Park this Saturday and Sunday.
There's rumours swirling around that he has hired not a private jet, but an entire
aeroplane.
Oh, okay.
A whole aeroplane to fly back to Brazil and then back to Australia during his sold-out Australian
tour.
Like a jumbo jet.
So I've got the exact details of the plane.
So from what I've gathered, it's a.
Quantus aircraft and it's the biggest aircraft that Qantas have.
Like an A380?
It's an A380 jumbo jet.
Wow.
And the rumors are, the rumors are, and people have kind of put two and two together because
the airplane where he's from in Brazil doesn't do a direct flight to Sydney.
Right.
But now all of a sudden this particular jump.
Bojet is doing a direct flight.
And people think it's because he's chartered the airplane.
So I've looked into how much it would cost to charter the world's largest passenger plane.
You want to know?
For this particular flight, so to go there and back, apparently it's like $1.5 million,
excluding logistics, fuel planning or airport coordination, which you pay on top.
So $2 million, is-ish.
Ish.
Yeah.
You know why he needs it though.
Why?
Because he's got to get all those people that were the bushes.
With the grass.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got to get all the grass people over for the show.
And then are all going to fit on a private jet.
There's got to get in that.
Did you see how many people it took to make all those bushes?
Well, I looked into how many seats.
He's got to get Jessica Alba and Pedro Pascal.
Oh, yeah, too.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
I got to get Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin.
Get them on there.
Ricky Martin will be in business class.
Well, the aircraft can see it up to 485 passengers, so I think he'll be fine.
It doesn't make any sense.
I'm joking about the Bush's thing.
Who is he bringing over from Brazil?
They do say he has a large crew.
I'm sure he does.
480 people.
Reports are that he doesn't have that large of crew.
Oh, that sucks.
He's going to run out of money.
You reckon?
Yeah.
I think you're...
I know he's huge.
I know he's huge.
I think you're underestimating his star power.
I don't know.
You know, in that part of the world.
Yeah, okay.
Because we're kind of new to the Bad Bunny.
I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
But I just want to see Bad Bunny make smart decisions with his money, you know?
It's a tax write off.
You ride it off.
All right, well, shout out Bad Bunny.
Yeah.
I wish she's coming to New Zealand, but...
Me too, eh?
No one does anymore.
The Tadams, Bree and Clint, podcast.
The tea.
This is the tea.
And for all things, Brittany, Broan.
and Harry Stiles, we go to New Zealand's number one,
Britney Brosky and Harry Stiles fan, producer Ella.
Guys, what a day, honestly.
This is a great day for you, both of your favourites in one place.
Yeah, you guys were laughing about me loving Brittany Broski,
but now look at it.
She's flying.
We still are, but can you do a quick summary of who Brittany Brosky is for people who don't know?
She was a meme, and then she turned that meme viral moment into, like, a massive job for her.
She does her own podcast, and now.
she does this YouTube series called Royal Court, which Harry Styles was on.
She's blown up.
She's got 2 million Instagram followers now.
Yeah, she's a big influencer sort of media platform.
Quite innovative of her to do a podcast.
Yeah, it's a new idea, yeah.
Well, she's getting big guests, right?
I saw she had Marcus Mumford last week from Mumford and Sones,
and now she's got Harry Styles.
Harry Styles, she's had Charlie X-E-X, she's had Gold Spouse, Conan Gray,
a whole lot of pop cultural guests.
Yes.
Huge guests.
So I wanted to play three clubs.
Clips Clint from the Harry Styles episode.
Okay.
Just again to convince you to maybe get on board with Brittany Brosky?
Ella, what you don't realize is Clint and I are Brosky fans.
No, you're not.
We're bros.
We're bros.
Yeah.
I don't know if you're pulling my leg, but anyway, here's the first.
Is there a fashion choice from the 2010s that you deeply regret?
Really tight jeans.
And I know there was kind of, it was of a time, but I think they were tighter than.
than my legs were.
Harry Styles has got such a Harry Star's way of talking, doesn't it?
Literally, I was kicking and screaming.
He's like so relaxed.
And that's what is a part of his appeal, I think.
And it's interesting because he's so the opposite of Britney Brosky.
She's so in your face.
And he's so relaxed.
Okay, yeah, what else did they talk about?
They talked about something else, Higa.
Are those teeth fake?
No.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
No.
There's hairline now.
So that's him referencing the world,
making a bit of a joke of him in his hairline,
thinking he got a hairline surgery.
That's the big clip from it.
Yeah.
Because he's never confirmed or denied
whether he's running a rug.
And he shouldn't have to, in my opinion.
He shouldn't have to, no, you're right, Bree.
There were clips from the love on tour, though,
where people thought that his hairpiece was flapping off.
A little to pay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he does talk about his bedtime routine,
Which I thought was cute.
You once narrated a bedtime story for the calm map.
What's your bedtime routine?
Well, I've just started washing my face.
Ooh.
I've just got an electric toothbrush.
I used to be acoustic.
I was acoustic for a long time.
Analog.
And I've just gone electric.
Wow.
I feel like Bob Dylan.
He's making jokes, guys.
An acoustic toothbrush is very funny to me.
Yeah.
It was so nice to see Harry Styles back again,
and I've, like, missed his personality.
And we're just getting so much content.
Honestly, God.
it'd be good to be Harry.
Like, listen to Ella.
Like, he could literally
fart into a cup,
release it as a song,
and the world would just be like,
God, he's good.
Yeah.
He's so good.
He's so good.
He's so good.
And like, I get it.
And like, I get it.
I love Harry Stiles.
I think he's so charismatic.
He's a lovely person.
And he's talented AF.
And he's so down to earth.
They were talking about
how he finds fame
and how he keeps himself grounded.
He was talking,
I love my friend.
I do think that Harry's the real deal.
Yeah, I think so too.
He'll be around.
A lot of celebrities let you down and they're not who they make out to be.
I don't feel like he's trying to be anyone.
I feel like he's just being himself.
Who's the female equivalent?
Billy Eilish?
In a different way?
Yeah.
Billy Elish is the real deal.
She's just being herself.
Yeah.
And again, you look at those people, Billy and Harry, and they have great people around them
and you think, well, that's what's keeping them grounded.
Family, friends, all of that.
Can you?
Can you book Bree and I a spot on the Brittany Brosky podcast, please, Ella?
Oh, I should actually crack myself if I got to meet her.
Yes, please.
We should have got in earlier.
It would be so hard to get in there.
Oh, no, it's too late.
Damn it.
We should have got in Clint when she was a meme.
Kambucha girl.
It would have been way easier.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
I saw this clip from a podcast called the History Diaries today,
which, from what I can tell, has nothing to do with history.
Okay.
Which is good because boring.
Yeah, not the podcast.
turning in for.
Time and place, right?
But I've tried a lot of times
to listen to history podcasts
and I'm like, why am I doing this to myself?
I'm not at school anymore.
War history I do care about.
Oh, yeah.
I'm quite into war history.
Yeah, yeah.
But they can really suck the joy out of that too.
Yeah.
Not joy.
Sorry, not joy to any veterans listening.
I don't mean joy.
No topic brings more joy than war.
Anyway, the women on the History Diaries
podcast were discussing the difference
between an adult drink
and a non-adult drink.
Okay, have a listen to this.
Like a Nogroni, I had one in Paco once.
It was terrifying on a rooftop.
They're quite like better, aren't there?
Yeah, they're disgusting.
That's part of it.
But you meant to like it because it's like,
wow, this is a fancy cocktail.
Exactly, and sometimes boys see you drink them
and are like, she's a really cool girl.
I like a gin and tonic.
Like, I'm like Sarah Jessica Parker.
I like gin and lemonade
because I feel like tonics just too brawn off.
That's the point is it's meant to kind of hurt
and not be nice.
Because it's a cartoon.
They're not real people.
They're real people.
No, they're not.
They are real people.
She does not talk like that.
And agree.
I think they're like Britney Brasley.
A little bit more,
you know, a little bit,
10% extra for the podcast.
Don't get bogged down on that, okay?
I knew you're going to focus on the accent.
Focus on the content, okay?
I was enjoying the accent.
God, you're so racist.
Just because they've got an accent.
Ooh, sorry.
I agree with them that some drinks
are more adult
than other drinks when it comes to alcoholic beverages.
You're saying some,
Some alcoholic beverages have adult energy
And others have child energy
I guess, yeah
But they're an adult drink
I reckon the bartender takes you more seriously
And less seriously
Depending on your order
And I thought we could provide this as a service this afternoon
Yep
And we could tell you listening
If you've got an adult drink
Or a non-adult drink
So you tell us what your go-to is
Like if I was to say
I am going to get around
What's everybody having
Don't overthink it
just tell me the drink that you would have.
Yep.
And we'll start with you, Bree.
What's your drink?
Am I doing like my standard basic
or do you want my more fancy drink order?
Let's go to your standard basic first.
Okay.
Vodka lime soda.
Yeah, that's an adult drink because it's very boring.
So boring.
Very boring.
There is no sugar in that thing.
Okay.
We're going up a bit.
You can look at the drinks menu.
Okay.
What are you having?
Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit frisky.
It might get an amaretto sour.
That's an adult drink.
I don't know what that.
That is. It's so young.
That sounds yuck.
It's a cocktail.
Can I give you my one?
Yes, Ella, yes.
Welcome to the bar.
What are you having?
Can I please have a red bull vodka?
Kid drink.
Okay, what about the other one?
I also have.
Kid drink, but like uni.
Yeah, uni.
It just keeps me away.
Like you're fun, you're fun.
But you're not a serious person.
No, I don't want to be.
That's great.
Like you don't have a mortgage.
No.
No.
You're not worried about tomorrow.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay, let's wash out of the drink.
Lemon light and bit...
Is there a shorter word for this drink?
That's a whole other segment.
Lemon line and bitters?
Wait, is it a lemon line and bitters?
Because that's a different drink altogether.
Sorry, sorry, I just need to get clearly what drink you're having.
A lemon?
Whoa.
Lemum.
A lemon lime and bitters with vodka.
Kids drink.
You've just put vodka in a kids drink.
Oh, okay.
Never mind then.
Sophie, who's helping us out on the show today?
What's your drink?
Vodka crayon.
How old are you?
20.
It matches.
Yeah.
Matches your age.
And do you have a UTI?
Anyway, too much in vote.
Even I was going to ask.
As soon as you're on the cranberries.
You know.
What's yours?
A beer.
It's a beer.
But there's beer and then there's beer, right?
What's your fancy drink though?
My go-to is a Heineken.
No, that's not your fancy drink.
No, I said my go-to.
Okay, and then you're fancy?
My fancy at the moment is a Guinness.
Is it?
Oh, adult.
Fancy, enough?
Adult or kid?
Oh, it might be good because it's true.
No, it's not kids.
It could be because you split the G.
No, it's old man sitting in the corner of the pub.
That's a great point, Ella, because people love to split the G and it's got kid energy.
It does.
True, I'm only drinking it because I saw it on Instagram.
Yeah, you're doing it TikTok.
Okay, you call us now, okay?
Oh, $800 at him.
You'll go to drive.
drink.
What is it?
We're going to tell you whether you are giving adult energy
or you're giving children's energy at the bar.
Let us judge you.
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
We're talking about the concept of adult drinks and not adult kids drinks.
This podcast suggests that for it to be a truly adult drink, it should be a bit yuck.
Like it shouldn't be 100% enjoyable.
Right.
Like a nagroney or an old-fashioned.
Or what did I have?
in Las Vegas when I was there.
Cosmopolitan, didn't you have?
No.
Your favourite?
Yeah, Cosmo.
Yeah.
Now, I had a dirty martini.
Mm.
And when I was, because I just...
Dirty martini means there's olive juice in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was gross.
Had you ever had a dirty martini?
Nah.
What made you order that?
Exactly.
And they were like...
Because you wanted to look cool.
Yeah, and they were like, what do you want on it?
I was like, just dirty.
And they're like, yeah, but do you want gin or vodka?
I was like, oh, um, you choose.
The dirtiest one.
So you tell us your drink, and we will tell you, as we'll be the bartenders,
and we'll tell you whether we believe that's an adult's drink or a kid's drink.
I've always wanted to go back to my profession of bartending.
Me too.
Here we go.
First patron in the Brean Clint Bar is Sam.
Gidey Sam.
Hi, Sam.
How's your day going?
Great.
It's Friday.
Yeah.
You'd be ready for a drink, won't you, Sam?
Very much so
What can we get you?
Vodka with apple showers and lemonade
Sam
How old are you Sam?
Old enough to drink
Do they still make apple showers
That green stuff?
Yeah
Sam knows what she likes
And she likes what she likes
Sam I think I last had apple showers when I was 17
So I'm going to say it's a kids drink
It's a kids drink
Sam knew.
That's okay.
Sam knew.
We don't mean to offend you.
We're going to make it for you.
It means you young, Sam.
Yeah, we're going to make you a double, okay?
To be fair, I actually very rarely can find anywhere that we'll sell it.
No, no, we believe you.
Well, you're welcome here in the Brian Clint Bar anytime.
Oh, we've got another patron coming in.
Oh, who's there?
Is that you, Amelia?
Hi, Amelia.
We haven't seen you since this morning.
Wait, Amelia.
Amelia, can we check your idea?
How old are you?
Clean.
Ten, all right.
Everyone's welcome in the Brean and Clint Bar.
We're just going to pretend that you didn't say that, Amelia.
What would you like from the bar?
Sprite.
Sprite.
Okay.
Do you want anything in the Sprite?
No.
A bit of raspberry?
Yeah, raspberry.
Ooh, raspberry sprite.
Ice, do you have some ice in there?
Yeah.
Straw?
No.
No straw.
Double shot of vodka?
I don't even know what that is.
Great answer.
Amelia, that is a wonderful kids drink.
That's a tasty kids drink.
Good choice.
Thank you.
Have a good weekend.
See Amelia.
Thank you.
So cute.
We're going to lose our liquor license.
Fiona's here.
Hi, Fiona.
Hello, how you going?
You're not a mystery shopper, are you?
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because there was a kid in here before.
And we definitely refused her.
her alcohol.
I definitely didn't try and give her vodka.
No.
Fiona, what's your drink?
Are I going to stand it or thank you?
Let's go standard first.
Yes.
Can I have a glass of Pinot Gris, please?
Pino Gris.
Oh, that's an adult drink.
Yeah, adult drink all the way.
It's classy too.
It's a little bit more...
Whereas Riesling, I'd say, not so much.
Chardonnay, still an adult's drink.
Chardonnay, adult drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pino Grusia was my mum says.
Okay, you finished your Pino Gris.
Fiona, can we get you something a bit fanciergear from the menu?
I'd love a tequila and ginger ale, think.
Tequila and ginger ale.
Did you make this drink up, Fiona?
No.
It's quite common.
This is the drink that I drink before my alter ego comes out.
Wait, what's your alter ego's name, Fiona?
Raywin.
Raywin smokes.
I want to meet Raywin.
What does Raywin drink?
A tequila and ginna.
Raywin drinks from the tash.
Yeah.
Tekele and ginger ale is not my cup of tea, but that's an adult's drink.
I don't know any young people ordering that.
Whereas tequila shot.
Yeah.
Adult.
Yeah.
But it's on the cusp.
Yeah.
If you're doing the salt and the lemon, it's kid drink.
Let's run through some of these from the text machine.
Someone said, I'll have a Malibu pineapple, please.
Kid drink.
Good drink.
Sambuka and Absin.
Oh.
That's just rocket fuel.
That's a death wish.
That's an awful drink.
Someone said a beer and drambuey.
What's drambuey?
It's liqueur, I think.
What, drambuey in the beer?
Adult drink.
It sounds disgusting.
And that's one of the rules.
If it's a bit disgusting, it's an adult drink.
Kalua and Coke.
Oh.
Kid drink.
Kidd drink.
Yummy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, real yummy.
Um, spout.
What about a log island iced tea?
A log island iced tea?
Mm, log.
I'm sorry.
A long island ice tea.
You think it's an adult drink,
but I reckon it's actually a kid drink.
It's not. It's actually a kid drink. Yeah, yeah.
100%.
Yeah, because you're only buying it because it's got the most alcohol in it.
Yep. Someone's...
And you're trying to get as drunk as possible.
Yep, and that's why it's a kid drink.
Traffic light with a shot of vodka.
Kid drink.
Kid drink. Citrus beer.
Yuck.
You might as well have a shandy.
I hate citrus beer.
Moscow Mule. Adult drink.
Moscow. Moscow. Moscow. Moscow. That's like ginger beer and vodka.
Jemison and Sprite. I'm just going to come out and say it. Anything that's got Sprite in it?
Kid drink. Kid drink. Yeah. Because you're using the Sprite to make the yuck stuff yummy.
Yeah, for sure. Espresso martini.
Oh, this is a good one.
I'm going to say it's an adult drink. Me too.
Yeah, because it's quite fancy.
And because of the price. Yep. Yeah. What about rosé?
Depends what the rosé is.
Some are real sweet and some are not sweet at all.
Well, you can't house rosé.
It's an adult's drink.
Roseae's an adult's drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you gave it to a 10-year-old and they sipped on it, they'd go yuck.
Yep.
So it's an adult drink.
Apparel spritz.
Oh.
Hmm.
See, it's yuck.
A little bit yuck.
So it's an adult drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
A Jaeger bomb.
Again, you're using Yum stuff, the vodka, to make the yuck stuff.
Kid drink.
Yeager, yum, so it's a kid drink.
God, how much of a time did Yeager bombs have?
Oh, yeah.
God, they had a moment, didn't me?
Everyone has still got one mate that goes to the bar without telling anyone
and gets a round of Yeager bombs and they come back with them on a tray.
Or they get them to set them up on the bar and the barman tits the shots and they domino into all the glasses.
Should we do Jaeger bombs, guys?
It would be fun like old times.
You're like, bro, I've got to pick up, I've got to pick up my kids in an hour.
The bartender said he would.
He said he would sit it up for me.
Gary, it's Tuesday night.
With the RSA.
Not all of us are divorced, Gary.
Calm down.
Come on guys.
Some of our kids still talk to us, Gary.
A ZM's Breed and Clint podcast.
Breed and Clint's one second song town.
First though, the one second song challenge
Where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can
We sure do, we have a teammate to help us along the journey
And today, Briar, you're on my team
Yeah
Let's win you this KFC
What's your drink of choice, Breyer?
Well, I'm diabetic, so anything that sugar through really
Okay
Vodka Lime Soters, you drink, Briar
Oh yeah, 100%.
Yeah, adult drink.
Adult drink
Adult drink
Because it's a bit boring
You are going up against me
And Tasha
Hi Tasha
Hi Tasha
Hello
What are you ordering at the bar
Tasha?
I like a vanilla coke
With vodka
Good drink
Good drink
Wait Tasha
How many of those are you drinking
A lot
Because it doesn't taste like alcohol
Yeah that's the thing
The sugar
Do all bars have vanilla coke
Behind the bar?
No they don't
Oh, Devo.
Okay, Ella's in charge of the one-siggin song challenge today
because Claudia's gone to Good Charlotte.
Hi Ella.
Hi, Ella.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah.
We're always ready.
So lovely Claudia has done all the work.
I just get to do the fun part.
So she picked the theme, the Brits Song of the Year nominees.
Oh, okay, the Brits go down this weekend.
Yeah, they do.
So there's quite a lot of nominations.
So it really doesn't help you.
But there you go.
We'll start the game.
Do I give the rules?
Yeah, you've kind of done that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got to buzz in with the artist and the title of the song, right?
Here you go.
Yes.
First team to three wins.
Thanks, guys.
Here we go.
First round will just be Bree and Clint.
Clint.
Lola Young Missy.
Yeah.
We're out in front early, Tasha.
My brain went on holiday just then.
Okay, round two.
It's Briar and Tasha's turn.
Are you guys ready?
Yes.
All right, let's go.
I'm Briar.
Briar?
Yeah, that was Briar.
Ed Sharon Azizant.
Well done.
Get in there, Briar.
I'm impressed.
One all.
It is.
One all.
Back to Bree and Clint.
Buzz them with your names.
Bree.
Yeah?
That is.
The Jurassic Park theme song.
That is...
You got this.
Do you actually know it?
I do know it.
Oh no, the name's escaping me.
It's Wicked.
Three, two, one.
Is it from...
I get a free guess.
Is it from Wicked 2?
I'm not saying.
Because if it is, I won't get it.
No, it's from Wicked 1.
Oh, um...
When you're...
with the wizard.
Is it the wizard?
No.
It's defying gravity.
God!
No points.
Still won all.
God.
Do we, we go back to Briar and Tasha?
Yeah, you guys ready to go again?
Yep.
Buzing with your names.
Let's go.
Tasha.
Tasha, yes.
Where is my husband?
Who's it?
Oh, yeah, we can do it.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, Tartu.
Who's a bite?
Um.
You Ray Lee got to get this one.
Um.
I really hope you know the answer.
Three, two.
Ray.
Getting in that, Brian.
Um, where is my husband from Ray?
Ah!
Carrying the team.
All right, wait, we can only tie out from here.
Yeah, you can.
Okay.
Everyone all in?
Everyone all in.
Okay, let's go.
Round five.
Clint.
Oh.
Louis Capaldi and survive.
How underwhelming.
I'm so annoyed at my brain.
I took my riddle in today.
Where did you go, Bree?
I want a refund.
Focus.
Briah and Tasha, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming out to both of you because it's a drawer.
Well done.
Well done, girls.
Thank you guys.
No worries.
It is fun when it's a tie because everyone wins.
Is it?
Yeah, it's all right.
Clint's like, no!
It's like kissing your sister.
What?
What?
No fun for anyone.
Have you done that?
No, it's a saying, okay?
Oh, sure.
I've never heard that saying.
I'm not kissing my sister.
Have you heard that saying, Ella?
No.
I've never heard that.
I swear to go to Super.
Turn the music up.
Bray and Glenn, I think.
There's a lot happening down in the South Island at the moment.
Rekiah?
Have you been there before?
I've been through Rikaya, yeah.
Have I?
Because I've been through Gore.
Yeah, you would have.
We would have gone through Recaya on our way down the country on the hot tub time machine.
When we went through Gore.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
There's a lot of Chad and Reciar at the moment.
It's not in Gore.
No, but we went through Gore as well, though.
Yeah, we went through Gore too.
That's what I'm saying.
When we went through Gore, we would have went through Rikai as well at some point.
Quite possibly, yes.
Yeah, got it.
I think they were different trips, but yeah.
Oh.
I think Gore was when we left Dunedin
And Rukai was when we left Christchurch
Oh
Yeah
We've done too many trips
These towns with big fish in them
Don't like to be lumped into the same thing
Even though they're both towns
Which centre around the fact that they have a large fish
As their focal point
And this is the point of this chat
They don't like being lumped into the same basket
And we're not going to do that
I wasn't doing that
Hopefully the people from Rokai don't come for me
The Rekiah salmon
Both of them
Is being what?
Both of the people from Rukai
Hi Gary
Hi Susan
The salmon
So it's got a big salmon
Gore's got a big trout
Correct
The trout in gore has a name
I believe it's Trevor
Trevor the trout
It was recently named
Yes recently
Radio station
Raleid around the community
And they got a name
For the big trout in gore
nine meter tall trout.
It's mega.
It's big.
The Rekiah salmon, though, has never been named.
There's a lot of chat because the council have come out and said,
guys, we got bigger fish to fry.
We don't need to name the bloody salmon.
Was that a pun on their part when they said that?
I believe so.
Yeah, good.
As long as they knew.
But I disagree.
I think if Gore has a name for their trout,
then Rekiah needs a name for their salmon.
I've upset the people of Rikaya before.
because I filmed a video in front of the fish.
Both of them.
And I referred to it as a trout.
So yeah, though, they were like that.
And they came at me and they were like,
it's a salmon.
Clearly, Clint.
Yeah. I joke, by the way,
the population of Rekiah is between 1,200 and 1,400 people.
We need to get to Rikaya.
Yeah.
We need to go see the good people of Rikai.
Fun fact, the salmon
is bigger than the trout.
Is it?
Well, according to this article,
trout, Trevor the trout,
nine metre tall,
and it says the salmon,
12 metres.
Wow.
So, bigger is better.
Bigger is better.
That trout's, the...
No, shit, done it again.
The salmon...
Oh, God, you be careful.
The salmon and Rekiah
has been up since 1991.
Yes.
It's been up a long time.
Yes.
They took it down to renovate it recently.
They spent 300 grand renovating.
And then after they'd renovated it, Greenpeace vandalised it.
Oh, I thought that's why they renovated it.
Oh, it could have been.
I think Greenpeace, I think they vandalised it when it was down.
You know how much they spent on the rentos of the big salmon?
300 grand.
Woo!
Some names for the salmon already coming through on the text machine.
Yes, what names are we got on the text machine?
Nick would like it to be called Sametty Salmon.
I love that.
Remember that song?
Yes.
No, there was Sydney Sam.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, the salmon dance.
The salmon dance.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone said it should be called salmon rushdie.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Call the salmon Ella.
It could be seminella.
That's good.
That's good.
I put my pin to paper to come up with a few.
None of them are good.
Do you want to hear any of them?
Yeah, I've got a couple.
My idea is for the Rekiah salmon name.
First one I came up with was,
Finn Diesel.
Oh yeah.
From Fast and the Furious.
Yeah, yeah, not bad.
What about Sal, Sal the Salmon,
Last name, Monument, Sal Monument.
Sal Monument, yeah.
Gillian Anderson.
Yeah, yeah, good.
Swim Shady.
Swim Shady's good, yeah, yeah.
Semen Cowell.
I think I like...
The guy who made One Direction,
Salmon Cowell.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
I feel like Salmonella.
is my favourite.
Kim Kadeh Simon.
That's a stretch.
Yeah.
Any more on the text machine?
Elton John Dory.
If it was a Dory.
It's a salmon.
And see the people of Rekiah
will not like that
because it's not a Dory.
No.
It's a salmon.
Guys, what about semi?
Yeah, it's a great idea.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Someone said, we, the people of Gore,
are coming for you, Brie.
Oh, no.
They've got a new enemy.
Oh, why have I upset?
It's been Jeremy Wells for the last 25 years.
What did I say?
What did I say to upset the people of gore?
I think they just, they don't like to be mentioned in the same breath as the Samming for Rukai.
I do apologise.
But I mean, let me know time and place.
I'll bring my weapons.
You bring yours.
We'll meet him, Rikaya.
Yeah.
Brie and Clint.
It's been away for a while and I know you've missed it deep down.
I know you've missed it.
Friday Oakey is back.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rhianclints Friday Oki.
We've given you a break,
but that break-ins right here right now.
Today, we have been back in the booth
with our professional audio engineer
laying down a track for the people.
The idea is we each do the same song,
we cover it, and then you guys,
once you've heard both of them,
pick which one you think is the best.
That's how Friday Oki work.
Because she's coming to the country, we decided we would do this artist.
She's been very topical at the moment.
And then out of the blue today, they announced the Laguna Beach reunion.
And this is the theme song from it.
It was meant to be.
So today we're doing Hillary Duff's Come Clean.
Iconic.
We don't operate in a world of excuses here on the Brian Clint show.
We don't.
No.
But it is relevant that...
That, well, Bree's had laryngitis, that's her excuse.
And I am a man.
It's a very high-pitched song, so.
Proof to be quite difficult.
Quite difficult.
Anyway, I picked it, so I'll go first.
It'll be fine, mate.
It'll be fine.
I have belief in you.
I think you're going to smash it.
Once you've heard both, you can vote.
But here it is.
This is my Hillary Duff.
Best of luck.
For Friday Oki on ZM.
Godspeed.
Let's go back to the beginning.
I loved it.
Yeah, me too.
Yep.
It had passion.
First text, hard listen, Clint.
Hey, hard sing, actually.
Thank you very much.
I did my best on that one.
I regret not going harder in mine now, but I don't think I could.
My voice wouldn't allow me this week.
Have you done more of a stripped back version?
Well, the laryngitis, you gave it everything, and I mean, I did my best.
So it said, Jesus, that needed more of a warning, Clint.
Clint sounds like Chris Parker, if Chris Parker was drunk doing karaoke.
That's offensive to Chris Parker.
Okay, here comes Bree's laryngitis version of Hillary Duff.
Give it a go.
Once you've heard both, we'll throw the phone lines open for you to vote.
Best of luck.
Thank you.
Let's go back to the beginning
To when the earth, the sun
The stars all
Very well done
My voice was holding on for dear life
It should be noted that two days before that
Bree had zero voice
Could not even talk
There was no voice at all
And I could hear it almost leave you again
It was close
It was like that scene in The Little Mermaid
When Ariel's voice is drawn out of her
By Ursula, the Sea Witch
Now we need a winner.
We need five people
who are willing to vote on 0800 dial Z-M.
Someone said sickness suits you, bro.
I'll take that as a win.
Why does Clint sound like he has laryngitis too?
No, he got laryngitis after giving that performance.
Call through now.
We've just thrown these phone lines open.
We'll be back with a winner.
Deadings, Branclint.
Heidi, Ooki!
Welcome back into Friday Oakey, the return of Friday Oakey.
Yes, we've been away for a couple of weeks from this segment,
but it is back in full force, I must say.
Oh, back and better than ever, absolutely.
We took on a Hillary Duff classic, come clean today.
Mine sounded like this.
And Breeze sounded like this.
My favourite text so far that came through is,
guys, I'm in an Uber and was unable to change the station.
You were forced to listen to that against your will.
That is good.
That is good stuff.
Shout out to your Uber driver.
We asked for five people to call through on 0800 dial Zat M to help us find a winner for Friday Oki.
We do.
We do need to go to the vote.
Gavin's here.
Hi, Gavin.
Good day, Gab.
Hey, yeah.
What were your thoughts, Gav?
Yours is pretty shocking.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you're going to say pretty good there, Gave, but no, pretty shocking.
No, my cat was in its corner, but with its front legs over its ears.
Your cat put its legs over its ears.
Oh, no.
That's actually cat for, I like this.
Yeah.
You don't understand cat body language.
It was presenting itself.
Yeah, yeah.
No?
Yeah, so I'm giving my vote for free, but it'll let you try.
Thanks, Gab.
Thanks, Gab.
We appreciate you, man.
Have a great weekend.
George is here.
Hi, George.
Gide, George.
Hi.
Hi.
Thoughts and feelings this week, George.
Clint was pretty good
But the vote goes to Bree
Oh, you appreciate that, mate
I'll take it
What did you like about Bree?
Was it a raspy
Laranjoid's voice, was it?
Yeah
Yeah
Thought so
Nice
And what did you like about Clint's
Um
The high notes for me
Yeah
Yeah
I reckon that might be
One of my favourite ones
That you have done
I'm being dead serious
I enjoyed it so much
Telly's here
Hi Telly
Hi Tilly
Hi
How are you voting for today?
Bray.
Bray.
Thank you, Tilly.
Yeah.
Love you, bye.
You were a bit like, yeah.
I bet, yeah.
I understand you.
Yeah, yeah.
We feel you, Tilly.
But did it give you a laugh, Tilly?
Yes, me and my dad were cracking up.
Very good.
That's the best we can hope for us, isn't it?
All right, well, here's your winner, New Zealand.
Let the ring.
Go on.
Far show away.
Very good.
Very good.
Oh no, where's my Friday?
My birthday banger button gone.
Birthday banger.
Bree, tell some, tell a joke.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender said to the horse, hey, why the long face?
Nice work.
Hello, everybody.
No, that's a birthday banger from a long time ago.
Do you want me to tell another one?
Yeah, tell them a lot.
Do you guys want to know the pie rates of the Caribbean?
Yeah, absolutely.
So the pie costs in the Bahamas like $2, like $80.
And then I think at another island it's like $7, which is a little bit more.
And then at one of the other islands, it's about $4.
They're the pie rates of the Caribbean.
There we go.
Everyone, it's my birthday.
Brain Kong.
This is a birthday banger.
Seamless, I reckon.
Seamless. This is birthday banger for your Friday where you call us.
You tell us your birthday.
And we tell you what was the number one song when you were 16 and then we all reminisce and we'll play our favorite one.
Scotty boys going first.
Gidey.
Gidey, Scottie.
Gide, mate.
How you going?
We're very well.
Hey, mate, all we need is your birthday.
23rd of September, 1981.
All right.
That means, Scott, you were 16 in 1990.
And on that day, this was number one.
Barbie, let's go party.
Oh, yeah, Scott, that's a bit of you.
Suu-chia.
What an ad's a lot banger.
You can't go rogue with Barbie Girl Ackla.
Good for a Friday, too.
Wait there.
Sarah, Kiyoda.
Hi, Sarah.
What are you up to for the weekend, Sarah?
I was just got a sparkle to live in.
I think we're going to be a fitter.
How many cedar, Sarah?
Five cedar.
Where's our invite?
Five suited.
That's full human soup stuff.
Five people in there.
Nice and close.
Well, let us know.
You know where we are if you want to invite us over.
What is your birthday?
21st November, 1999.
All right.
That means you were 16 and 2015.
And here is your birthday bang.
Is it too late?
I say sorry.
Tune.
That's a banger from Justin Bieber.
What do you reckon, Sarah?
I love it.
Yeah, love it.
It's so good.
That'd go good with the colourful lights and the sparkles.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, wait there.
One more birthday banger for Fay.
Hi, Faye.
Hi, Faye.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thank you, Faye.
What are you doing with your weekend?
I've got my work-do tomorrow night, so I'm looking forward to that.
Way to work-do.
What's the work-do for?
It's not even Christmas party season.
I know.
We didn't have ours at Christmas time because,
There was too many people away on leave, so we're having ours now.
And the venue's available, so it's all good.
Even better.
I like that more, eh.
Yeah.
What are you guys doing?
Dinner and drinks and...
Yeah, yeah, all the shebang, yeah.
And hopefully maybe something afterwards, I know.
Yeah.
Faye's keen to kick on.
Kick-on's at Faye.
And then we can go to Sarah's house.
She got a spa pool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Hell yeah.
What's your day to birth, Faye?
We'll do your birthday banger.
I'm 15th of May, 1980.
All right, Faye.
That means you were 16 in 1996.
And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit.
How bizarre!
How bizarre!
Oh, you can't go wrong, Faye.
It's a classic.
OMC, how bizarre.
Kiwiana right there.
Kiwiana right there.
Quindicential Kiwiana.
I love it. It's a great one.
But I think I'm going to go for Skwana.
Scotty and Barbie girl.
I think I'm going to be you Ken.
You're with me?
Yeah.
Scotty, you've just won birthday banger, brother.
Yes, awesome.
Thank you very much.
No problems.
Turn it up.
This is number one.
Hi, you, Barbie.
Hi, Kim.
Scott's 16th birthday.
Sure.
John Ben.
Their name's Bree and Clint.
Podcast.
That's the winner of birthday banger today from Aqua.
It's Barbie.
No regrets.
No regrets.
Such a weird song, but no regrets.
Such a good song, though.
This would have been great too.
Woulda love this.
Would love this.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
I'm going to sleep over at my friend's house tonight.
Are you?
But I haven't been able to get in touch with my mum and ask permission to see if I can.
Well, then you can't.
Well, I can't.
No.
You can't have a sleepover if your mom hasn't given you permission.
Exactly.
So I thought if it's okay with you.
worried sick. She wouldn't know where I am.
No.
So if it's okay with you, I thought we could call her now and I'll just ask her.
Yeah, good idea. Okay. It's always best to, yeah, it's always best to at least let
mum know what's going on. Hello. Hey mum, we're going to do this bit with you in a second,
but I just wanted to ask you quickly before we put you on air.
Yeah.
Is it okay if I sleep over at Megan's house tonight, you know, my friend Megan?
Oh, yeah, I think she'll pass.
Yeah.
Well, I just wanted to know because I just wanted to run it by you
because the last time you gave me a curfew
and I was just wondering if it's okay if I sleep over in her house tonight.
When have I ever given you a curfew?
You've given me one.
So that's all good if I sleep over at Megan's?
I'll probably be home like tomorrow sometime.
But don't worry because that's where I'll be.
Absolutely, because if you're not, I'll come looking for you.
Okay.
Mama Di, it's Clint here.
Is it okay if I ever sleep over at Megan's as well?
Yeah.
No, I think you should have a sleepover at my place, Clint.
Well, me too, but my wife said no, so.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Depends on the bedding arrangements.
No, top and tail.
Nah, not cool.
You're on thin ice after that bob photo incident earlier this week
And now you're doing this business
I'm just so happy you didn't find the one that I had
When I got my hair bobbed
Did you have a bobbed too?
Oh no
It's a lot worse than Briannas
I know you'd rock it, I don't
You'd look great
She looked like Jackie O
Yeah, disgustingly oh
I can tell you
So is that all good
Jackie O no
Jackie, no.
Is that a right of Clint and I sleep over our friend Megan's house tonight?
No, no, you're staying at Megan's place.
And I'm saying, I'm going for a sleep over your mum's house.
I don't like this.
This isn't funny to me anymore.
You're making me uncomfortable.
Oh, it's not making me uncomfortable.
Oh, stop it, Mum.
You behave, Diane.
You listen to me.
You listen to me.
You listen to me, Mum.
I'm a little bit scared.
It's still fun.
Basically if you had to sleep with big teeth.
Oh, no!
No, he's got a ball!
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