ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 27th January 2023

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

Channing Tatum stood us up! Grim hotel finds Fridayoke Move your toothbrush pls See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast on a Friday. Claude, is the international birthday banger back today? It is. Is it? Is it? Have we left enough time? Have we left enough time to do this?

Well, that's your fault. Let's rip into it. I was not prepared for this. Okay, we've got three minutes and seven seconds to get this thing done. I reckon we can do it everybody So let's go It's my birthday It's my birthday

It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger The podcast Quick recap This is where we do your birthday banger from our podcast family You can join our podcast family by the way Just search the Bree and Clint podcast family on Facebook page Give us your birthday on there And we will eventually get to yours

and do your birthday banger. Yeah, we sometimes post nudes in that group too if you're into that. The first person who's done that is Karen McStay from Melbourne, Australia. G'day, Karen. She had a birthday a couple of days ago on the 23rd of January, 1989. So she was 16 in 2005. And Kazza, here's your birthday banger. Damn.

From Usher Confessions, the reissue. Arguably the greatest album of the 2000s. That's Usher and Alicia Keys, My Boo. Good one, Karen. Banger. Good one. Next one's for Uzi Anwar. What a name. What a great name. You sound one. Next one's for Uzi Anwar. What a name.

What a great name. You sound like you're from London, Uzi. Uzi Anwar from London. You were born on the 2nd of November 2001, so that means you were 16 in 2017. So a few years ago. Let's have a look what your birthday banger is. New Zealand is post

Malone obsessed right now. He's been in the country for a bunch of shows with the Chili Peppers and everybody who has seen him has fallen in love with him. I was already in love with him and then I fell into a deeper love. It was so good. Same with producer Cornel. Absolutely. And this is

21 Savage in there too. For you, Uzi. One more for John Silcox from Central New York. Cool. In New York City. That's so cool, John. In the US, sorry. Central New York.

We've never had someone from Central New York. That's different to New York City, is it? I have no idea. And is it different to upstate New York? I have no idea. I know it's not Brooklyn. Hey, I'm walking here. I'm walking here.

Hey, John, so cool to have you on the podcast family. You were born on the 17th of December, 1951. So you were 16 in 1967. And here's your birthday bear. Cheer up, sleepy Jean. The Monkees. Banger. I was listening to this today. Were you? Yeah. That's creepy. The Monkees. Banger. Banger.

I was listening to this today. Were you? Yeah. That's creepy. Was it at the strip club with us? Just after. I like that one for you, John. We've got to get out of here.

I vote for Usher and my boo. I vote for Post Malone. Claude, quick, split the vote. Post Malone. Not the Monkees? Okay, I'm Monkees. Yeah, I like that song. The Monkees is the vote. Post Malone. Not the monkeys? Okay, I'm monkeys. Yeah, I like those ones. The monkeys is the winner.

There you go. Good to have an international birthday banger back. We've got to go. Have a great weekend, everybody. Bye. We love you, bye. Hey, it's Brie and Clint. We've just stolen the studio off Georgia. How dare she ridicule this song?

How dare she? How dare you not like the room? How dare she? This is the greatest song. This is an icon of the music industry. This is the secondary New Zealand... How dare you, Georgia? Cut her off.

Cut her mic off for the rest... Feeling good, all right? Starting the show with two Darude sandstorms. There's no better diet, musical diet, all right. Starting the show with two Darude Zen Storms. There's no better diet, musical diet than that. That's what nutritionists recommend to start your afternoon. Well, it was one and a half. Georgia and us were having a fight over the studio. She kept taking it off us and then we took it back

and I feel like she came out on top, kind of. Yeah, direct your complaint to georgia at zmonline.com. Yeah, she cut it off short, but, you know, we got one and a half in there. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Hi, everybody. Happy Friday.

Happy Elton John Day. If you're in Auckland and looking outside right now going, oh, am I really going to go to that? Am I really going to? It is grim. 40,000 wet people out there singing Tiny Dancer. There might be people having flashbacks about the time you went to the Adele concert and it poured buckets.

Yes. Did you go to that one? No, but I've heard heaps about it. I was there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so wet. My wife wore leather pants to the Adele concert. She's like, they'll be waterproof.

She's still in them. She's never been able to get them off. When she got home, she had to lie on the kitchen floor and hang on to the legs of the stove while I pulled the pants off her to get her out of those pants. It was a Ross from Friends. It was very much a Ross from Friends moment, yeah. Leather pants situation.

But it's going to be great. If you're going, I'm sure it'll be awesome. He's not coming back, so you either suck it up and enjoy the show or you miss him forever. Is this a Friday jam? Yeah. Not far off. Ross Boss had a word to us about some of the music this week.

Surely if we can play Darude Sandstorm twice, we can play Elton John rock. Yeah, I think so. I think he's gone home early. I think he's going to the Elton. I think he's gone to Elton John, yeah. Today on the show, Friday Oaky, Brie and I will be taking on an absolute banger from Britney Spears. Gosh, I love this song.

What a tune. I'm going to put it out there and say it might be my worst performance yet. You haven't even heard it. No, but I did it. No, but have you heard it? No, but I did it. No, but have you heard it? There's a lot of auto-tune.

Let's kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady, though. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs. Thanks to KFC if you're keen to compete in the tradie versus lady arena this afternoon. It's time for tradie versus lady. Alright, the ladies out in front on six wins for the year. The tradies sitting on three. Let's talk to our lady first. She's from Tamaki Makoto, Auckland.

So she should be as wet as we are right now. She's 36 and she has a video on YouTube with nearly a million views. Welcome to the show. It's Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Hi, how's it going? Thanks. Tell us about this video. Why is it so viral? It's a very old video. It was just a time lapse of us making a blanket, but we used copyrighted music,

so unfortunately it's not monetised in any way. No! You got a million views and you didn't get any money for it. Do you know how much it would have made if you could have? No idea, but it's really old, so maybe it would have made more. Yeah. We didn't use the music, but it was very key to the video's success. What's the music on it?

Do you remember back in the day there was like a Pop-Tart cat that went viral? Yes. And it had a very viral song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was the song. All right. There you go. You're taking on our tradie today.

He's from Napier. He's 23, and he is a plasterer for Sausage Boy. Not Sausage Boy. This is the third day in a row we're dealing with Sausage Boy, are we? So we had Sausage Boy. Then we had Sausage Boy's boss. And now we've got another tradie from Sausage Boy's crew. Welcome to the show, Liam.

G'day, Liam. Hello. Hello. Is it you? Are you going to be the one to redeem all of your colleagues? I hope I do better than them, yeah. You're losing franchise so far. Everybody on Sausage Boys team has lost on Trady vs. Lady,

so you have the chance to buck the trend. Hopefully. Okay. Different company. Liam, yeah, right. Distance yourself a bit. Your buzzer is tradie. Lisa, your buzzer is lady. Whoever gets three of these

questions right first will walk away with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What year did the original Game Boy come out? Was it 1989, 1991, or 1995? Was it 1989, 1991 or 1995? Lady.

Yes, Lisa. A. 1989. That is correct. Nice work, my friend. You're on the board, one to the ladies. Question number two, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, all the bitches back. Stone cold, it's over, yeah, it's a matter of fact. I can be a jock. This song. Your hint, they're playing in Auckland tonight. Ladies. Yes, Lisa. Elton John. Well done. God, you're off to a flyer.

I didn't think that was that off-brand an Elton John song, but was it? Yeah, I think it was quite niche. Was it? Well, for ZM, I think. Like, if you were over at Coast, I think you would have been on the money. Nah, it's brought in your horizons, people. That's a great song. All right, two to the ladies.

You can take it out here, Lisa. You need this one, Liam. Question number three. In the movie The Little Mermaid, what is the name of the villain, half-woman, half-octopus character? Lady. Yes, Lisa, for the win. Ursula. Well done.

That's a lady clean sweep. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Lost it, Lisa. The curse of Sausage Boy continues. Liam, you walk away empty-handed, my friend. Have to try again next week. You have to try again next week.

You're welcome to come back next week. Yeah, well done, Lisa. Congratulations. Amazing work. $50 cash coming your way, Lisa. Woo! And thanks to KFC. Send the lead.

There we go. Yes, Lisa! Send the lead, yes! Go, the ladies! This is such a good Elton John song. I do love this song. All right. Bree and Clint.

Brie and I spent the morning in a strip club today. We arrived at Showgirls in downtown Auckland at 7.30 this morning. Tell you what, it's a very different place, a strip club at daytime, isn't it? Yeah, well, you can't really tell the difference once you're in there, can you? No, you can't. Time just evaporates. There's no windows. It's dark.

Why were we in a strip club? Well, it was meant to be a surprise. It was revealed to you next week, but we got stood up, so we can say it now. We were there to see Channing Tatum again. Not in person. To further the creepy stalking of Channing Tatum that our show has become famous for. We weren't meeting him in person, though. No, but you didn't know that. I didn't know that.

I just turned up at the address that the Uber took me to. It was very kidnappery. Yeah. We said to Bree, we've got a surprise for you. Get in the Uber at quarter past seven. Come to this location. And the idea was Magic Mike's Last Dance is coming out shortly that's the final magic mike movie starring channing tatum and we had the opportunity to talk to him over zoom him and selma

hayek as well what a what a superstar pairing what a dream duo and i thought for those who don't know this show brie has history with channing we both have history with channing now but he follows her on instagram we flew to la to try and find him. Couldn't find him. Finally got to interview him on Zoom this time last year. Yeah, so I thought let's flog this dead horse one last time. Line up one more interview. But I thought we've got to make it different.

So because it's Magic Mike, we'll do it in a strip club. And we got the wonderful people from Showgirls to give us access to the strip club very early in the morning. Yes, they were very nice. And they had the smoke machines going for us. They had the flames on the stage. Yeah, they put the bath out. Yeah, the bath.

There's a bath. I was, I think. But two and a half hours on hold on Zoom and it got cancelled. Yeah. Yeah, it was gutting. They interviewed, nearly everyone else got an interview and I bet Channing was like, Not that breed girl again.

That woman left me on scene on Instagram. Cut her. She's been hounding me for five years. Nah, I think, to be honest, what had happened is they'd done press all day. Who knows? We don't really know. That is not Channing Tatum's fault, clearly.

No. But we were left holding the baby in a strip club. The strip club owner was like, where's Channing, guys? You promised us that you'd be interviewing Channing Tatum. One of the first things he said to me when we got there was, oh, is it on Zoom? I was like, yeah. Did you know it was that bit not made clear? He said, oh, I thought maybe he'd be, oh, is it on Zoom? I was like, yeah. Did you know it was that, but not made clear?

He's like, oh, I thought maybe he'd be, oh, it doesn't matter. The background looks so cool. And my plan was, because you sprung this on me, I had no idea. So I had no questions prepared. I haven't watched the film. Didn't even realise Selma Hayek was in the film. And I was like, what am I going to ask these people? I had questions written for you.

Claude, can you hold them up? I had them written out on cue cards for you like love actually. I can only imagine. It says Channing. You can read them. The movie is called Magic Mike's Last Dance. Is Mike really retired or is there a chance I could book him in for my birthday party?

I'm not saying, I wasn't going to say these. What else have you written? Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah. Channing, you told my mum you would be at family Christmas and you weren't. She made you a plate and everything. What the hell, bro?

What was the other one? Go to the last one. Go to the last question. The last one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the hell? We had to get a question in for Selma Hayek too, yeah. Selma, Channing follows me on Instagram.

Does he follow you and will you follow me? Do you know what's really awkward about that question? What? He doesn't follow her. Doesn't he? Channing Tatum doesn't follow his co-star, Salma Hayek. Really? Oh, we were going to get such good content from this.

You know what I'd planned because I hadn't planned anything clearly because you sprung it on me. So my plan was is that because literally the stripper stage was like in the background of our shot, I was going to right at the end say, hey, I know that you're saying this is Magic Mike, the last dance, but if just in case there's another one, I've prepared an audition and was going to get up on the stage and do a full strip tease for Channing Tatum. How far were you going to go?

To undies and bra. Were you really? Yeah. Were you really? That was my plan. Thank you, producer Claude. That was my plan. Obviously, I wasn't going to.

That's commitment. I know. That would have really spiked the views. Speaking of OnlyFans. You know, early in the, like when we were waiting and I said, oh, I need to go to the bathroom. You know what I did when I went to the bathroom? Quit wax.

No. I went and checked what bra and underwear I was wearing. You went to check you had some on. Yeah. I was like, I better go check to see if there's some, you know, old skanky ones. Anyway, Brie and I got stood up by Channing Tatum today and

awkwardly we waited three hours. That's how long we refused to believe that it wasn't going to happen. Three hours. So we want to ask you this afternoon, can you beat it? Can you match it? Can you come close? Who stood you up and how

long did you wait for before you admitted to yourself that that person wasn't coming? What's the appropriate amount of time to wait? Could have been a first date. Could have been a wedding. Could have been anything like that. We just want to know this afternoon. Who stood you up and how long did you hold on for?

It's okay to admit it. It's okay to put it out there and admit it. It's what happened to us today. Yeah. For three hours. I mean, he is one of the biggest A-list celebrities in the world. This story is making waves because a woman from the South Island has spoken out about how disgusted and disappointed she was when she walked into

her accommodation in Dunedin. So she travelled with her family from Invercargill to Dunedin last week for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. And she had booked into a hostel and she said, look, my expectations weren't high. I understand it's a hostel. It's budget accommodation. It's budget accommodation.

It's probably all that was left to be honest. Probably. The city books out for those big gigs. They would and she's like but I was expecting the room to be clean. And that's all you really can expect. When you're paying cheap you don't expect fancy

or even like stylish or anything like that but the minimum requirement is clean. Yeah. She said it definitely wasn't clean. It was unvacuumed, undusted. Cobwebs were everywhere. The bed sheets sort of had a questionable red substance on them. Ew.

Like what? Like blood? Kind of looks like a blood splatter. She said there was a big clump of matted shower hair on the wall. There was also something that she said looked like poo in the corner. Ew. She said, I can't say that it definitely was, but it looked like it. No, you're not going to go on for a sniff test.

No, definitely not. She said the walls were filthy and there was a heater hanging from the wall by an electrical wire. That's so grim. Not ideal, eh? You would, in that situation, and I know friends who have done this, go out and get absolutely pizzowed so you didn't think about it. So that when you got home, you could just fall into bed and fall asleep. Not my professional advice.

It's just what I feel like you might do to deal with it. Because look, I've stayed at hostels before. I stayed at a hostel with a bunch of mates for Sydney Mardi Gras one year. There's nothing wrong with that. And it was small and very basic, but it was clean. It was fine. It's a fun, cheap way to travel. You meet people who are similar life stage as you, it's all good.

You don't expect to be sleeping in a bloody poo bed. No. That's the last thing you want. You and I have stayed in a lot of different places over the years, and I always say to you, I don't care what it looks like. As long as it's clean, I'm happy. That's it. As long as it's clean.

Yeah. And I say minimum four stars. Cheap and cheerful's clean, I'm happy. That's it. As long as it's clean. Yeah. And I say minimum four stars. Cheap and cheerful, clean. Minimum four stars. Apparently this hostel has a rating of 2.3 stars on Google. 2.3? And this is the most, I found

the most recent review. You want to hear it? Yeah. So apparently this is from a year ago. They gave it one out of five stars and said, very, very bad experience. Have never felt so unsafe. Wow. They also complained about a disturbed drunk person

that was going around the hostel and that it was very dirty. This is the beauty of Google, though. You know before you go there. You rely on others. Yeah, and you get what you pay for. And you should have known you were booking a 2.3. I'm not saying you deserved a bloody poo bed, but. Have you ever stayed in a hotel where you were like,

I don't know about this? Yeah, that one we stayed in in Timaru. To be fair, I got the nicest room in the whole building. Yeah, you... But I came to visit your room and it was not nice. Can I just say... You and Anastasia. In that hotel, Anastasia and I, we...

Oh, this is so grim. We took our shoes off and we took our socks off and our feet were sticking to the carpet. Let's just say we wore shoes for the rest of the time inside that room. We want to know from you this afternoon, what's the grimmest thing you've ever found in a hotel, motel, hostel, any kind of accommodation? The grossest, yuckest, dirtiest. Could be an

Airbnb. Yeah, could be as simple as a pair of dirty undies inside the maid bed Under the bed. Yeah, yeah. No, in the bed. In the bed Which shows you they didn't change the sheets Who's leaving their dirty undies in the bed? I don't know. Grim

Brian Clint. This might be I'm just going to pre-warn everybody, this might be the grossest topic we've ever done in the five-year history of this show. If you have a queasy stomach, I warn you. Stay here, though, because it's crack up. Yeah. No.

The topic is grimmest hotel finds after a lady found poo and blood in her hostel in Dunedin. Also, I just want to reference people on the text machine being very concerned with how I say hostel. Yes, turns out I am still Australian, and that's how we say it. How do you say it? Hostel. Can Bree stop pronouncing hostel like that?

Hostel. How do you say it? Hostel. Hostel, yeah. I've changed other things. Like I sometimes say dance now. So you're trying to jazz up hostel? Hostel. Hostel. It's a hostel.

Let's start with some of the easier ones. There's a grim hotel find. I don't think any are easy. I was staying in a tavern in Matamata. The room looked clean, but under the bed was a half-eaten pie. I think we have her on the line. Do we manage to get pie lady? Tracy, hi.

G'day, Tracy. Trace. Tracy. Tracy. Tracy. Tracy, no, we lost her. She's eating the other half. I wanted to ask her what kind of pie it was.

Same. I wanted to ask her how old she thought it was. It's got a bit deeper with some of the more intense ones. Someone said my boyfriend and I were travelling around northern Vietnam and when we pulled back the covers to our hotel bed, there was a giant bloodstain. Then we went to hide our valuables before we were going out, but my boyfriend pulled up the mattress

and underneath it was a used protection thing. Oh! You know, if you know, you know. If you know. Rubber. Someone else said, bed bugs in a hostel in Sydney. They came home with us. Had to get the house sprayed.

Oh, they came home with you. We stayed in a hostel in Italy. I stayed there. Oh, sorry. At a hostel in Italy I stayed there Sorry, at a hostel in Italy I stayed at There were no doors or curtains on the showers In the shared bathrooms Oh, not ideal

Not ideal Someone said, used a towel and afterwards realised there was blood on it Only problem was, after thorough inspection, I wasn't bleeding Oh no Stayed at a motel for New Year's in Te Puke. It smelt like dead bodies. And the owner looked like a serial killer. So we took turns staying awake to keep guard.

Oh, God. Someone said, these are gross, but I'm more concerned with the difference in pronunciation between the word hostel and hostel between the New Zealand and Australian accent. Someone said, Brie. I've never heard them referred to as a hostel. The fancy hostels. Hostel.

Someone said, Brie, how do you pronounce motel if you say hostel? Hostel. Motel. Motel. To be fair, Brie's got it right if that's right, because we would say motel. Motel. If we were saying hostel. Hostel. Motel. Steph's fair, Bree's got it right if that's right, because we would say motel. Motel. If we were saying hostel. Hostel.

Motel. Steph's here. Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi. Hostel or hostel? Hostel. Hostel, okay.

What's your grimmest hotel find, Steph? So I was about 12, 13 years old at the time, and I was staying at an Airbnb in Wanaka and I was in a double bed and it was the middle of the night. I had stretched out and my hand went into the pillowcase of the pillow next to me. Okay. And I felt something like really hard and I didn't know what it was so I turned the light on and there was a very large

double-ended indoor gardening in the pillow it was like hidden in the pillowcase of the in the pillow next to me a double end a double. A double ended? A double ended. Well, it's versatile. Yeah, it was very, very thick. You were very thick. Did you talk to the owner?

Did you talk to the Airbnb owner? I didn't because they were like a family friend of ours. Oh. No. Do you reckon it was theirs or someone who'd stayed there? Well, they had people who were staying there on a semi-permanent basis and the person whose room that was, they weren't there that week. So I got put in their room. Steph, what colour was it?

Black, I reckon. It was purple. Purple. Why are they always purple? Steph, Steph, I reckon. It was purple. Why are they always purple? Steph, Steph, Steph. I don't know. You know that if it wasn't the owner's toy and you

left it there and if they changed the sheets after you left, there's a chance that they think it was yours? Yeah. I mean, I hope not. What did you do with it, Steph? Considering. I mean, I hope not. What did you do with it, Steph? Considering I was like 12 at the time.

Oh, no, no. Jesus Christ. No. Lead with that next time, please. Oh, my gosh. I said that. I said I was 12 or 13 at the time. I was first year of high school. This is getting worse and worse.

Thanks, Steph. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Oh, Steph, you poor woman. I need to read out this text. Are you ready for it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone said, my partner...

Oh, God. Oh, I love this one. I love this one. My partner and I stayed in a motel in Hamilton last year for the Chiefs game. We had a bath and the Jets spat out pubic hair. I'm crying. Then we checked and the bed was full of pubic hair. It was long and black.

The crazy thing is I have blonde hair, so it definitely wasn't mine. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's serious, isn't it? We didn't find out until after the game. We called the manager, took photos, packed up and drove back to Tauranga. You mentioned turning the spar off and it's like... Full of pubes.

And how many pubes would have had to been in the bath if they got caught in the jets, for God's sake? Oh, my God. That text is horrific. Tracy, who found the half-eaten pie under the bed, yours doesn't sound so bad anymore, does it? No, not at all. Tracy, I think you got off pretty well.

I think I really did. You got off pretty well, I think, Trace. This is advice from a dentist about something disgusting we're all doing with our toothbrush that we need to stop. Oh, what is it? Is it brushing our tongue? No, no, that's sweet, isn't it? Well, I'm hoping so.

Remember how big those tongue scraper things were for a while? That metal bar where you go, and you drag all the stuff off your tongue? I never, ever use one of those, but I always get super far in. Remember my weird thing I have to do? Are you deep throat yourself with the toothbrush, don't you? Yeah, I have to gag twice before I finish brushing. You like to hit the bit at the back.

Yeah, I'm like, and then I'm like, okay, I'm done. A dental hygiene expert has warned everybody to stop doing this particular thing with their toothbrush. His name's Jordan Brown. He's a dentist, and he posted a TikTok. Can I have one more guess? Yeah. Is it leaving it out in the open when the toilet seats up? Correct. Yeah. Everyone needs to

know this about their toothbrush. If you can see your toilet and your toothbrush in the same vision without moving your head, there's a 99% chance you have fecal matter on your toothbrush. Air salts from the toilet spray up in the air and they get everywhere, including on your toothbrush. I don't want to hear my dentist say fecal matter.

That's an entry and exit point. They're situated at different ends of the body for a reason. I don't want those anywhere near each other. Not ideal. Ugh. Not ideal. He said there's a real simple hack you can use because it's like, oh, okay, Dr. Dentist Justin Brown. I can see them in the same vision.

His name, Justin Brown. Yeah. Justin Brown. There's a reason I can see them both in the same vision. It's because my bathroom's little, okay? Well, he's got a hack for that. Put the toilet seat down. Put the toilet seat down.

Pretty simple. Which we should all be doing, but I don't. Nah, neither. But we should. I'll admit no. We should. But it's not like I'm doing my business, number twos, and then letting it just, you know, if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. No, no, no,

no, no. He's not saying it magically leaps from the bowl to your toothbrush. He's saying when you hit the flush button, because everything gets turbined up. When you flush, close the lid. That's when it all rushes out. This is disgusting, by the way. There is been time to time,

and I'm sure you can relate to this, because we all can, where you've flushed and a piece of water has jumped out of the toilet onto you. Correct. You know? So if that's like, if you're thinking about that, what's in the air?

Is that what the lid is for? I always thought it was to turn the toilet into a seat, but maybe that's what the lid's actually for. I thought the lid was to cover the times where you don't have toilet paper, and you're like, I'll just put the lid down. No one will see that. That's enough toilet chat.

All you need to know is your toothbrush is covered in poo-poos. It is for a Friday. Who would have thought? Your phone? Probably covered in poo-poos too. Taking it to the bathroom. Time for the latest. Dean's here. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean's here. Kim Kardashian and her daughter North about to make their kids' TV debut, Dean. Oh, so cool. So Kim is returning for her role, reprising her role as a voiceover artist for the latest Paw Patrol movie. It's an animation that she voiced. In fact, the first one she voiced

was really kind of like for her kids. She actually did it because her kids love those characters so much. And now, Northwest is going to be voicing a character as well in the new movie called Paw Patrol, The Mighty Movie. Now, what's so cool about this, Northwest is kind of

a vibe. Northwest is kind of a vibe. I don't know whether you thought there's like a... She has spin-off Instagram accounts. She has a raging TikTok. She is absolutely so popular. She's got her own style. She's kind of got this cool like grunge kind of look thing going on.

She's so cool. Very fashion forward. And it's no surprise that she is voicing a character in this movie. Don't know how much she's getting paid, but I've got to tell you it would be a pretty penny. Dean's talking about a child, by the way. This fashion-forward icon that Dean is referring to is about eight, nine, maybe, this kid?

How old is Northwest? I think she's a bit older. Maybe not. My kids would think I was so cool if I was on Paw Patrol. You know, if I could get a spot on Bluey or Paw Patrol, they do not care that I am on ZM. They couldn't give two stuffs that I'm on Paw Patrol. You know if I can get a spot on Bluey or Paw Patrol? They do not care that I am on ZM. They couldn't give two stuffs that I'm on the radio. Why don't you just lie to them and say that you are?

Go see Bluey's dad. That's my voice. That's such a good idea. You know, they're not going to know. Lie to my children. That is such a good idea. I mean, it's a great idea. I'm going to tell them I was an All Black.

How are they going to know? This is the time where you get to tell them whatever you want. I love that. Okay, there's the latest. Live out of Hollywood with Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song.

No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Yeah, boy, this is the One Second Song Challenge, where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible, but not by ourselves. We have help. That's right.

We have a team mate, and who's called through this afternoon? Megan to join Team Bree. Hi, Megan. G'day, Megan. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. You know your music, Megan? Well, I hope so.

Yeah, I'm hopeful for us. You've chosen Bree. She didn't even know that Weezer song. Yeah, I know. I was singing along before it even started. Okay, good. Well, that means at least one of us will be picking up some points. You'll support each other, you know?

Hey, at least we're not getting tested on our pronunciation either, Bree, so we'll be all right. Yes. Hey, Megan, it's been happening all bloody afternoon. It's a solid roast from your own team, mate. Let's find your opposition. She's joining my team. Welcome to the show, Anika.

G'day, Anika. Hello. Hello. Do you know your music, Anika? We'll just see about that, eh? We'll just see about that. Good. Come in humble.

The card's close to her chest. The boss of the One Second Song Challenge is producer Claude. Hi, Claude. Hello. Hello, Claude. Have you guys heard? It's raining outside. It's raining cats and dogs.

Yeah. Well, where we are, it is. Yeah. I think a lot of places around the country, it's raining a lot, which, you know, classic Kiwi summer. My wife just sent me a video. It's raining inside our house. Oh, no. Not again. The rainforest is It's raining inside our house. Oh, no, not again.

Rainforesting. The roof is leaking. Well, in honour of the rain, my theme today is it's rain and weather. Rain and weather. Okay. Got it. I know one of the songs. Me too.

I don't know who it's by. I don't know. All right, let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Okay. Bree and I will go first, and then Annika and Megan, it's over to you two, okay? Exactly. So your names are your buzzers.

Here you go, Brie and Clint. This is for you. Brie. Brie. That is Lady Gaga. And who? And Ariana Grande, Rain On Me. That's exactly right.

Well done. Megan, I just needed a bit of Gaga, not Weezer. We're in. We're off to a good start. All right, Megan, that's one for our team. Okay. Megan and Annika, this one's for you. Your names are your buzzers.

Good luck. Megan. Megan. Yes, Megan. Come on, Megan. A-go. Yeah, what's it called? What's the name of the song? Sing it out, Megan. Sing it out. Come on, Megan. Adele. Yeah, what's it called? What's the name of the song?

Sing it out, Megan. Sing it out. Yeah, hum it through. I let it all my heart lose its arm and lose its face. Oh, gosh. We'll give you three seconds, Megan. Oh, the shirt panicking. I know it.

I know it. I know it. Annika, do you want to steal? Adele, Set Fire to the Rain. Lucky, Megan. I feel like you've caught what happens to me. We're at one all, though. That's good.

We're all tied up. That's one apiece. Okay, back to Bree and Clint. This one's for you. Bree. That's Imagine Dragons Thunder. Damn it! Come on Megan.

You've got to bring it home for Team Bree. You guys could take it out here. Here you go. Here's your song. Megan! Megan! song. Megan! Megan! Yes, Megan! Megan.

You have my heart and we'll never be well apart. Maybe in magazines. Come on, Megan. We're going to need artist and title. You don't say. I've got it. I'm sorry Brie You have the spirit

It's usually me It's all good Annika Is it Rihanna Umbrella? You're so confident Look if it was If we were doing karaoke I'd be sweet

Yeah yeah yeah You'd be all over it, hey? Well, no, you wouldn't because you wouldn't know the name of the song to ask for. She can finish the lyric. Yeah, I can sing it to the person that's putting it on. That's okay. We're going to tie break and I reckon all four of us are in this round. Okay, everyone's in.

So Megan and Annika, you guys can buzz in too. Okay. Winner takes all. Yeah, all right. Winner takes all. Here you go Free Free

It's It's Raining Men Who's it by? Jerry Halliwell Well not this version No Oh that's rough She did a cover

Can I have a go? Clint Can I have a go? Can I have a go? Gloria Gaynor No Good guesses Girls Article Megan Anyone? Can I have a go? Clint, can I have a go? Can I have a go? Gloria Gaynor? No. Good guesses.

Girls, Arnica or Megan, anyone? I have not a clue. It's Raining Men. Before you said Winner Takes All, I was just going to take the title. At least I said someone who's actually done the song. That's true. Yeah, come on. Are you talking about the girls? It's Raining Men?

Who said that? No, I'm reading another song. That's Megan, and she may have Googled it, but she's on Team Breeze, so she can win. That's by the weather girls. Very aptly named. Megan and Annika, that was a fun game. Oh, girls, you did well.

I'm so sorry, Bree. You're all good. Don't say sorry. You just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Woo! Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.

Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki.

Here we are, another week where we butcher songs. Every Friday we go head to head singing a classic. We spend time with an audio engineer who knows his stuff. He makes us sound as good as he can in a 15 minute window. And let's just say he does such a good job. So imagine if we didn't have him. Bree thought he wasn't working hard enough. So she's given him the challenge of a life this week.

Make us sound good singing Britney Spears. I'm going to go out there on the record and say one of my favourite Britney songs. Do you know why? It's a vibe. This period of her music was absolute hot mess. Was Peace of Me, did that come out after this? No, that was a little bit after. It's kind of similar era, yeah.

Was this Blackout? This was the snake and the black bikini and the MTV performance. The yellow snake? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Oh, no, this was after. Wasn't it? This was after she shaved her head and this was her comeback. Yeah.

It was the black bikini, no snake. Yeah, right. I got the snake bit confused. No snake, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This was the comeback and people were like, oh, maybe she's not ready for the comeback. Anyway, it's in the past.

We're going to give it a go. We've both recorded our Friday Okies. You're going to hear Bree's first. And what you need to do is hear both and then vote on 0800 dial ZM. Who did the best? Yeah. Britney Spears. Or who was the least crap?

Yeah. Conveniently, my computer's died, so I won't see any of the text feedback. Oh, good. Which I'm happy with. I don't need feedback today. I'll let you know if there's any real funny ones, which there always is. Here it comes. Here comes Bree's Britney Spears for Friday O'Keefe.

It's Bree, bitch. I see you. And I just want to dance with you. Every time you turn the lights down Just wanna go that extra mile for you You got my display of affection Feels like no one else in the room We can get down like there's no one around We keep on rockin' We keep on rockin' Keep on rockin' Keep on rockin' Bye. Give me, give me, give me more. Give me, give me, give me more. Give me, give me, give me, give me more.

Give me, give me, give me more. Give me, give me, give me, give me more. Oh my God, if I thought my confidence couldn't be knocked any lower. I think you actually did a really good job. You reckon? Yeah, and I think Sam has done a great job too. I mean, he always does a great job, but damn, that was hard to listen to for me. He's done a really authentic recreation, like the effects that he's used in there.

Someone said, sounds like the intro to a soft porno. Some of those mores are very... Give me more. More. Oh, yeah. Give me more. Well, strap in, New Zealand. Oh, good luck, mate.

Oh, if it's anything like that. Here comes Mr. Britney Spears. It's Clinty, bitch. I see you. And I just want to dance with you. Oh. Every time they turn the lights out Just wanna go that extra mile for you You got my display of affection

Feels like no one else in the room We can't get down like there's no one around We keep on rockin' We'll see you next time. Why do our mores sound quite similar? I know, right? They do. Someone said... This show is hurting my feelings today. Someone said, Ew, I feel like hiding in the back seat of the car. Imagine how we feel.

When the Clinty bitch bit came on, I saw Brie give the international symbol for I've got the ick. One of those is the best Friday Oki this week and we need you to help us decide who it was. Was it Bree or was it me, Clint? We're looking for five people to call 0800 DIAL ZM right now where the phone lines are officially open. It's been a rough afternoon.

We need your votes, please. If you've got an opinion, you can also text that through to 9696 We'll have a winner for Friday Oki Welcome back to Friday Oki God the text machine makes me laugh People are going in If you missed it, today we took on Britney Spears' Gimme More. Brie.

Oh, shit. Brie sounded like this. Mine sounded like this. You sound like that old guy from Family Guy The text machine is Blowing up Too good Obviously it's because Britney Spears has changed her name to River Red Someone said

Look I don't want to be mean on a Friday But normally when you do something over and over again, like sport, you get better at it. Not sure what's happening with the singing. I genuinely thought

when I had my nose operation last year that I'd come back as a really good singer. I was like, it's just blocked nasal passages. That's all it is. That's all that's wrong.

That's all it is. Let's go to some votes. Five people standing by to pick the winner of Friday Okie. Cassie's up first. Cassie, what did you think? Well, I'll start off with Clint.

I'm going to say I was just picturing you in the corner of a club just being a real creep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to go for Bree. She was... Yes! Less creepy. Pretty, pretty, yeah, less creepy. Less creepy, yeah.

Less creepy. I'll take it. I will take it. Thank you, Cassie. We really appreciate you calling through. Let's go to Rebecca. Kia ora, Rebecca. Kia yeah, less creepy. Less creepy, yeah. Less creepy, I'll take it. I will take it. Thank you, Cassie. We really appreciate you calling through. Let's go to Rebecca. Kia ora, Rebecca. Kia ora, Bec.

Hey, how are you guys? Good, thank you, Bec. Tell us, did that fizzle your nizzle? Oh, so, Brie, your little intro bit sounded so cool. And I really got my hopes up. And then it was all downhill from there, wasn't it? I'm afraid so. I knew it.

Are you voting for Clinty Bitch? I might be voting for Clinty Bitch. Can we please not say that? It gives me straight ick. So ick. I thought the little laugh at the start sort of sounded like a supervillain a little bit. Thank you, Rebecca. We appreciate it.

Let's go to Sarah, who's got to vote for Friday Oaky. Hi, Sarah. G'day, Sarah. Hi. Tell us, Sarah, what are your thoughts? Do you know what? When Grease started, I wasn't quite sure. It's a tough song.

It is a tough song. It is a tough song. It is bloody tough. And then Clint came in and I was like, oh, my God, Bree smashed it. By comparison. Okay, Sarah, we'll put you down for a Bree Thomas cell phone. Thank you very much. It's 2-1. You can win it here.

Hi, Vanessa. G'day, Vanessa. Hey, guys. Where are we going? Well, Clint, when you said Britney Spears' music at this era was a hot mess, I had really high expectations. Yeah, yeah. But it was a little bit scary.

You can say that it was straight up creepy, wasn't it? It was a bit creepy. It sounded like a bit of a piss. Yeah, it's free, bitch. Yeah, it's free, Vanessa. It's Brie bitch. Okay, that's the win. Let's see what Dani had to say. She's called through.

Dani, do you agree with the masses? Is it a Brie week? I'm sorry, Clint. It's definitely a Brie week this week. I will take it. Let's Brie me one. You wait till we release the music video of Brie to go with that. That's what we were at the strip club for.

We could have shot it at the strip club today, couldn't we? Oh my God, that gave me a laugh this week. Sorry to everyone, but I appreciate you both. Brie and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Brie Time for a birthday banger. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Right, here we go. Birthday banger for a Friday. This is what we like. You call us up, you tell us your birthdays, and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. Let's kick it off with Sarah. G'day, mate. Hey, how are you? Good.

Whereabouts in the country are you? I'm in rainy Wellington. Rainy Wellington. Pouring in Wellington as you? Good. Whereabouts in the country are you? I'm in rainy Wellington. Rainy Wellington. Pouring in Wellington as well? Yes. Okay. Well, stay safe, Sarah. Let's do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 27th of August, 1983. All right. That means you were 16 in 1999. And here's your birthday banger. Banger. I want it now, baby. Yeah, that sums me up.

That's a huge banger. Can't get much better than that, Sarah. Yeah, that's a good one. I can see 16-year-old Sarah getting down to this. So can I. Yeah. She can remember it. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Kelly. Kia down to this. So can I. She can remember it. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Kelly.

Kia ora, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Kelly? 28th of September, 1981. Right, that means you were 16 in 1997. And on the 28th of September in

1997, this was at the top. Oh, Kelly. A bit of chub thumping. Chub thumping by Chumbawamba. We say chub thumping. And that's a conversation for another time, Clint. Do you remember this was our lockdown anthem for a little bit? Yeah.

I love this song. You like it, Kelly? Yeah. Yeah, definitely a few parts of that one. Yeah, definitely. All the way back in 1997. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger.

Chub thumping. Chub thumping. Yeah, chub thumping is definitely something else. Oh, God. Hayley, let's finish it off with you. G'day, Hayley. G'day, guys. We're about to you, Hayley.

I'm in rainy Wellington as well. Oh, as well. How's your week been, though? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. Not too bad. Well, we're heading into the weekend, so it's a good time. What's your birthday? 28th of February, 1983. All's your birthday? 28 February 1983.

All right, that means you were 16 in 1999. And Hayley, here it is, your birthday banger. You got the music in you. Don't let go. You got the music in you. Oh, what a banger. This world is good. You get what you give. The new radicals, you a banger. You get what you give the new radicals, your fan, Hayley?

I do love it, but 16-year-old me would have definitely gone for five. Five. Okay, good to know. Same year. Same year. 1999. Yes. Okay, wait there.

What are we thinking? Is Hayley right? It's a Friday. I really like that new Radicals song. It is a great song. But it's probably five. I mean, it's five for me. Five's got the bigger vibes.

If that changes your vote, I'm voting five. Yeah, I think it does, actually. I think we're going to go with Sarah and Rainey Wellington. Congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Hey, Sarah, one question. Yeah? Are you getting down?

Absolutely. Okay, great. Are you chub thumping? Don't encourage it, Sarah. Have a good weekend, Sarah. Be safe. Brian Clint, here's your birthday banger on ZM. Brian Clint.

That's the end of the Friday show. Thanks for joining us. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to lie. It's been a long week. It's been a fun week. Didn't love getting stood up by Channing Tatum, but it was fun being in a strip club with the

whole team for three hours this morning. There's a photo on my Instagram at the moment of Bree and I inside Showgirls, the strip club, just waiting for Channing Tatum. Just waiting. We obviously, you know, in our wait of three hours, gave some of the stripper poles a go. Yep.

God, it's not easy, is it? We had to film this bit and Brie was like, to me, on the pole, she goes, go upside down. I was like, you go upside down. I had slippy pants on. I had a lack of upper body strength. The skin grips onto the pole, surely. Doesn't it?

Yeah. Yeah. I need to be wearing my stripper bikini. Anyway, whatever you're doing this weekend, have a great time. Good luck with Elton John if you're going. Hoping for the best for you. And if you're going to that weekend down in the Waikato, what else is on this weekend?

Anything else? Well, I mean, is Ed Sheeran playing anywhere this weekend? I don't know. I don't bloody know. No, I think that's next week. Is it? Yeah. Well, I know he's here.

If you're trying to hook up with Jason Momoa this weekend, good luck. Yeah, I kept hoping that you'd organise a secret interview with Jason Momoa. It's Monday. Fingers crossed. Brian Clint, see you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. play ZM's brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3

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